WEBVTT - FULL: What's That Bird? 0:00:09.685 --> 0:00:12.245 I Heeart podcasts. You can hear more gold one I 0:00:12.285 --> 0:00:15.645 four point three podcasts, playlist and listen live on the 0:00:15.685 --> 0:00:17.005 free iHeart app. 0:00:18.204 --> 0:00:19.084 Got anything good? 0:00:19.725 --> 0:00:26.885 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:29.165 --> 0:00:32.525 Oh my god, that rarely gets sounded. That claxon by 0:00:32.565 --> 0:00:36.405 the producers. Oh it's gone off again. The producers soundless guys. 0:00:36.445 --> 0:00:39.405 Turn it off, and it's like a warning to me 0:00:39.604 --> 0:00:45.445 from them that pats is tired. I'm going to speak 0:00:45.445 --> 0:00:47.965 to her about it. Please turn it off. I've heard 0:00:48.004 --> 0:00:51.764 reports that the jacket was inside out when he came 0:00:51.805 --> 0:00:55.405 into work today, and also you were somehow I actually 0:00:55.445 --> 0:00:56.965 drag your headphones into the kitchen. 0:00:57.645 --> 0:01:00.325 It's been a comedy of errors. It hasn't started out well. 0:01:00.325 --> 0:01:03.725 Turn it off, not just the headphones, but my microphone popper. 0:01:03.805 --> 0:01:05.884 And then I couldn't work out why my coffee bag 0:01:06.045 --> 0:01:08.485 wasn't working. I'm thinking I put too much milk in there. 0:01:08.645 --> 0:01:13.605 What's go I'd put iced water in Patsy. You know 0:01:13.685 --> 0:01:14.725 what's going on. 0:01:14.645 --> 0:01:16.885 As he works so hard right now, I need to 0:01:16.885 --> 0:01:19.245 do this job. You get out way before the rest 0:01:19.245 --> 0:01:22.365 of us to drive in from Holland, isn't it feels 0:01:22.565 --> 0:01:24.805 like otherwise known as Werriby. I mean it's easy to 0:01:24.845 --> 0:01:28.845 fly in from Europe and drive from Weeraby to do this. 0:01:29.405 --> 0:01:32.005 And you're a mom as well, and mum's worked way 0:01:32.085 --> 0:01:35.125 way harder than dad's. And I hear, yes, there was 0:01:35.165 --> 0:01:36.005 a Langham lunch. 0:01:36.245 --> 0:01:38.045 There was a Langam lunch, but it was it was 0:01:38.085 --> 0:01:39.965 only like two hours. It wasn't oh. 0:01:39.885 --> 0:01:45.285 Bloody sorry one certainly there was only two hours of 0:01:45.645 --> 0:01:48.765 free eating and drinking. You're went down to one hundred 0:01:48.765 --> 0:01:51.725 and twenty minutes for bender. You're right, yeah, there was, 0:01:51.765 --> 0:01:55.125 but it under two hours. Alt, No, I don't think. 0:01:54.925 --> 0:01:57.685 It's that how sad it is when I pulled up 0:01:57.845 --> 0:02:00.725 the guys that you know do the cars and stuff there, 0:02:00.725 --> 0:02:02.885 what do they call him? The concierge know me? 0:02:02.925 --> 0:02:07.085 They call you guys. I just got your average Joes. 0:02:07.805 --> 0:02:10.765 And Mike's a lovely guy there. Hello, Mike, and I 0:02:10.805 --> 0:02:11.965 just pulled up this analogy. 0:02:12.085 --> 0:02:14.685 We're just now doing the show call. We've managed to 0:02:14.685 --> 0:02:15.885 reduce the show to mic. 0:02:16.805 --> 0:02:19.285 You barely even need to have a conversation. I just 0:02:19.325 --> 0:02:21.645 hand him the keys. He goes, hey, Pet's enjoy yourself. 0:02:22.005 --> 0:02:23.245 And it's just it's just like a. 0:02:23.205 --> 0:02:27.205 Such a great story. 0:02:27.445 --> 0:02:30.965 It's actually really relatable. That lovely man treat you did 0:02:31.085 --> 0:02:35.285 yesterday be the reason someone smiles today. Shout out to 0:02:35.405 --> 0:02:39.925 Mike's throw the keys in his eyes. Actually, I'm getting 0:02:39.925 --> 0:02:41.885 on for two hours. You're going to need to drive 0:02:41.925 --> 0:02:42.925 you back as well. Mate. 0:02:43.605 --> 0:02:45.725 It's not like that at all. But I don't know 0:02:45.765 --> 0:02:48.805 what's going on today, so anything's possible. So just you know, cool, 0:02:48.845 --> 0:02:50.285 flax and cool. 0:02:50.325 --> 0:02:51.965 Well, that's that's good news, isn't it. 0:02:52.285 --> 0:02:56.565 Into a live broadcasting environment with microphones and words and 0:02:56.765 --> 0:03:02.325 exhaustion and anything possible. What's worse than radio gone rogue? 0:03:02.565 --> 0:03:05.285 Anything can happen. Actually, can we just nail it down 0:03:05.325 --> 0:03:11.485 that something something might not happen? Please? Which would be fun? Now, Alex, 0:03:11.565 --> 0:03:14.685 we need today's morning mantra. So yes, Patsy had it 0:03:14.725 --> 0:03:17.965 and it was be the reason someone smiles today and 0:03:18.605 --> 0:03:21.485 I found it on on Tuesday. The reason why we're 0:03:21.485 --> 0:03:23.885 doing this morning mantra is come to a Tuesday written 0:03:23.965 --> 0:03:26.685 chalk on the wall of this radio station. Someone has 0:03:26.685 --> 0:03:30.005 just written be the best part of somebody else's day. 0:03:30.485 --> 0:03:32.445 And so now I'm thinking, let's try and do this 0:03:32.485 --> 0:03:34.765 every day. Have a good intention in the morning Alex 0:03:34.765 --> 0:03:35.485 would have you brought in. 0:03:35.765 --> 0:03:39.885 Well, it's one I have lived by for a lot 0:03:39.925 --> 0:03:43.805 of my life, and that is control. The controllables or 0:03:43.845 --> 0:03:49.085 the uncontrollables will control you. In other words, control the 0:03:49.125 --> 0:03:52.245 things that you have the power of controlling. So don't 0:03:52.245 --> 0:03:56.685 worry about the things you can't control, the controllables, exactly right. 0:03:57.685 --> 0:04:01.765 So otherwise if you don't, if it's really so, have 0:04:01.765 --> 0:04:04.805 a little think about it, to sit back and go, yeah, okay, 0:04:04.925 --> 0:04:05.445 well you need to. 0:04:05.445 --> 0:04:08.325 Think about it. What you said, you couldn't get it 0:04:08.365 --> 0:04:11.325 right second time around. Why are you controlling? He's on 0:04:11.485 --> 0:04:12.885 control in the controller. 0:04:15.365 --> 0:04:18.645 Just simplified down to control what you can control. Don't 0:04:18.645 --> 0:04:21.244 worry about the other stuff. So when my dad was 0:04:21.284 --> 0:04:24.445 diagnosed with brain cancer, that was something I couldn't control. 0:04:24.525 --> 0:04:27.125 That was something that I had no power of. I 0:04:27.205 --> 0:04:29.844 just had to accept that what I could control was 0:04:30.205 --> 0:04:32.325 how I responded to it and how I could be 0:04:32.364 --> 0:04:37.645 there for him, be there for my family, and I 0:04:37.685 --> 0:04:40.684 guess be there for all those people that were going 0:04:40.685 --> 0:04:44.364 through a really really hard time earlier this year with 0:04:44.445 --> 0:04:47.565 what happened with Channel nine and the fallout from that. 0:04:48.565 --> 0:04:51.244 I couldn't control what they were doing, but I could 0:04:51.284 --> 0:04:54.044 control what I was doing, and that was being the 0:04:54.044 --> 0:04:57.364 best person I could be for my family and keeping fit, 0:04:58.364 --> 0:05:04.244 meditating and going out there and finding work again, putting 0:05:04.284 --> 0:05:06.484 one foot in front of the other, and controlling what 0:05:06.645 --> 0:05:09.405 I could control, not worrying about the other stuff. So 0:05:09.885 --> 0:05:12.004 I guess this morning's lesson is, don't worry about the 0:05:12.044 --> 0:05:14.964 other stuff, don't sweat the small stuff, and just do 0:05:15.044 --> 0:05:16.964 what you can do and control what you can control. 0:05:17.164 --> 0:05:20.444 I love that, Thanks very much, Alex the Christian O'Connell 0:05:20.565 --> 0:05:21.925 Show podcast. 0:05:22.284 --> 0:05:25.205 In Today's Uber Driver, right, because I get an Uber 0:05:25.205 --> 0:05:28.244 in the morning, sometimes I might get a driver's picked 0:05:28.284 --> 0:05:32.044 me up before, okay, And an Uber driver last week 0:05:32.125 --> 0:05:36.484 told me, he said, by the way uber drivers know 0:05:36.645 --> 0:05:40.284 that you're a regular. They park up. There's about seven 0:05:40.484 --> 0:05:43.244 Uber drivers around the corner a few mile house. What 0:05:43.284 --> 0:05:45.885 he goes, look now there's school around the corner. There 0:05:45.964 --> 0:05:49.765 was a fleet of Uber drivers, several he goes, they 0:05:49.804 --> 0:05:53.044 know well because he goes. The reason why he said, 0:05:53.044 --> 0:05:54.684 I was doing an airport pick up the day and 0:05:54.765 --> 0:05:56.805 someone had to go at me. He said, you pick 0:05:56.885 --> 0:06:06.564 up Christian, I've been doing him for longer. Stop. Yeah, anyway, 0:06:06.604 --> 0:06:08.485 today's guy he last picked me up a couple of 0:06:08.604 --> 0:06:11.284 years ago, right, and I ran straight away. Yeah, he's 0:06:11.325 --> 0:06:14.245 half the size. He's lost why. I said, hey, bliyy, 0:06:14.645 --> 0:06:18.325 and he goes, yeah, yeah, I'm finally mortgage free. His 0:06:18.325 --> 0:06:21.044 mortgage free. He's paid his mortgage off, right, and he's 0:06:21.044 --> 0:06:23.244 out of the corporate world. And I closed my eyes 0:06:23.604 --> 0:06:26.605 and try to imagine what that would be like. And 0:06:26.645 --> 0:06:29.484 I thought of myself as a kid, free wheeling down 0:06:29.484 --> 0:06:32.444 this big hill that used to be dumb, well wasn't peddling, 0:06:32.724 --> 0:06:35.844 and my arms are outstretched, free as a bird. And 0:06:35.885 --> 0:06:38.205 then suddenly we actually went and that's not a life 0:06:38.205 --> 0:06:42.645 ahead view. Well, then one get free, tet free free. 0:06:42.844 --> 0:06:47.085 And he's just driving around Melbourne. Yes, that could be you. 0:06:47.125 --> 0:06:50.044 One day. He's up early in the morning. Yeah, starts 0:06:50.044 --> 0:06:52.604 at four am, he said. He just likes still having 0:06:52.685 --> 0:06:54.804 something to do. He does it two or three days 0:06:54.804 --> 0:06:56.844 a week, depending on how it feels about it. But 0:06:56.924 --> 0:06:59.404 like the fact he still does something. You're getting up 0:06:59.404 --> 0:07:01.325 at four am, and that that's the guy that still 0:07:01.404 --> 0:07:03.964 needs human connection what we all do. But my point 0:07:04.085 --> 0:07:07.444 is if you close your eyes and this is I 0:07:07.445 --> 0:07:10.684 think as it was to worries, this is how you 0:07:10.685 --> 0:07:12.405 know if you're an adult. If you close your eyes 0:07:12.645 --> 0:07:16.445 and someone says to you, imagine being debt free. If 0:07:16.445 --> 0:07:20.045 that creates space in your body, you're an adult. If 0:07:20.045 --> 0:07:22.045 you're a child that they wouldn't know what you meant. 0:07:22.525 --> 0:07:25.324 Were even an immature adult that doesn't yet have debt. 0:07:25.965 --> 0:07:27.884 You're now inheriting debt with a mortgage. 0:07:28.125 --> 0:07:29.685 You asked me this one week ago, I would have 0:07:29.685 --> 0:07:31.444 been like, I don't know what that's like. 0:07:31.605 --> 0:07:33.325 Now it weighs heavy. 0:07:34.364 --> 0:07:38.365 Are you free wheeling down s Catherine's Hill on a tandem? 0:07:40.405 --> 0:07:48.285 I am tumbling down raising my elbows. Oh my lord, 0:07:48.325 --> 0:07:50.485 that must be nice. 0:07:51.125 --> 0:07:52.885 Actually was annoyed that he told me. 0:07:54.645 --> 0:07:55.125 In your face. 0:07:56.645 --> 0:07:58.565 The two of us are in the same car together 0:07:58.804 --> 0:08:01.165 and we're going on the same journey, but we get 0:08:01.205 --> 0:08:03.525 out and have very different pass ahead of us. 0:08:03.765 --> 0:08:05.645 The Christian o'connall show. 0:08:05.605 --> 0:08:10.725 Podcast, none of us really enjoy going to the dentist. 0:08:10.804 --> 0:08:14.444 Oh god, no, it's vital, it's important, but none of 0:08:14.485 --> 0:08:17.925 us actively look forward to or enjoy it. I speak 0:08:17.965 --> 0:08:21.045 as somebody. This week we were having a team meeting 0:08:21.085 --> 0:08:23.685 after show, and then producer Kate and goes, oh, your 0:08:23.725 --> 0:08:27.965 wife has just messaged me and I'm like, what. My 0:08:28.045 --> 0:08:30.845 wife has all of your numbers, right, and she knows 0:08:30.885 --> 0:08:33.485 if I don't respond to messages, she will pull the 0:08:33.525 --> 0:08:37.565 power play, which will start pinging you lot, tell me 0:08:38.165 --> 0:08:41.484 to pick up my phone, and normally that's reserved, says, 0:08:41.525 --> 0:08:46.325 will only do that if it is actually love or death. Monday, 0:08:46.765 --> 0:08:49.804 it was about how Chris, that's what she goes by 0:08:49.804 --> 0:08:52.325 the way, tow Chris, he's got a tender appointment. He 0:08:52.405 --> 0:08:59.685 hasn't done the old reply one to confirm. Yeah, yeah, 0:08:59.765 --> 0:09:02.885 however I won. Ultimately I moved it till next week. 0:09:03.885 --> 0:09:04.564 With that one. 0:09:05.045 --> 0:09:11.084 Just still got some play. However, someone in this conversation 0:09:11.365 --> 0:09:15.804 hasn't been to a dentist in six years, Alex. 0:09:15.885 --> 0:09:17.205 Six long years. 0:09:17.645 --> 0:09:27.765 First of all, free range shocking, and you've been on 0:09:28.045 --> 0:09:31.405 You've been on TV with the shiniest fines on TV, 0:09:31.605 --> 0:09:36.444 Carl Stefanovich, have you got there with six years? 0:09:36.925 --> 0:09:38.285 I'm a diligent flosser. 0:09:41.485 --> 0:09:44.045 He's when you floss a couple of days before you 0:09:44.045 --> 0:09:46.684 go and see the dentists. That's only going next Tuesday, 0:09:46.684 --> 0:09:49.925 I guess. So I've started flossing. It's back in. It's 0:09:49.925 --> 0:09:52.005 like planking and the ice bocket challenge. 0:09:53.925 --> 0:09:57.005 I floss at least once a day, sometimes twice a day. 0:09:57.204 --> 0:09:59.765 Get out of it. Don't believe you makes the difference. 0:09:59.765 --> 0:10:01.844 And I went to the dentist yesterday, as you say, 0:10:01.885 --> 0:10:04.525 for the first time in six years, and they were 0:10:05.005 --> 0:10:05.884 pretty impressed. 0:10:06.204 --> 0:10:08.765 I got to say, did they insist because obviously so 0:10:08.804 --> 0:10:11.205 you're a new client, very new client. So do they 0:10:11.245 --> 0:10:12.845 insist on doing the X ray? Yes? 0:10:12.885 --> 0:10:13.165 They did. 0:10:13.245 --> 0:10:17.604 Yeah, yeah, that's the instant. There's a holiday, there's the 0:10:18.045 --> 0:10:19.204 stinging for the X ray. 0:10:19.365 --> 0:10:22.165 They may or may not have sold me the invisile line. 0:10:24.245 --> 0:10:25.684 That's very expensive. 0:10:26.005 --> 0:10:28.085 Yeah, between five and ten thousand dollars. 0:10:28.165 --> 0:10:31.564 Yeah, in six years, they're going to make their money 0:10:31.564 --> 0:10:34.964 out of you. They literally now wonder They're like, oh yeah, yeah, 0:10:35.005 --> 0:10:37.045 we're really impressed that what we can earn from you. 0:10:37.564 --> 0:10:40.005 So the X ray three hundred bucks just to have 0:10:40.005 --> 0:10:41.484 a look, if there's any other way we can have 0:10:41.525 --> 0:10:43.725 a look around, not just the invisible teeth, but the 0:10:43.804 --> 0:10:47.084 invisible bits and the rout work. We don't worry about that, 0:10:47.165 --> 0:10:49.844 no one can see it. And then in visi. 0:10:49.605 --> 0:10:52.525 Line, Yeah, braces at your age. 0:10:53.005 --> 0:10:55.564 Well, he feels like the sort of thing a school 0:10:55.564 --> 0:10:57.045 buddy used to say a train track. 0:10:57.125 --> 0:11:00.484 Face they move, Mickey, your teeth have moved. 0:11:00.525 --> 0:11:02.485 Yeah, all of our teeth move overnight. 0:11:02.645 --> 0:11:03.045 Yeah. 0:11:03.125 --> 0:11:04.604 Yeah, I had no idea. 0:11:04.725 --> 0:11:06.324 Do they do they go? 0:11:06.525 --> 0:11:07.045 Where do they go? 0:11:08.084 --> 0:11:10.324 Where they too? What are they doing? 0:11:12.324 --> 0:11:13.204 Actually a good question? 0:11:13.245 --> 0:11:17.605 Where? But they did make me feel a little bit 0:11:17.605 --> 0:11:19.925 better because I felt a bit embarrassed. I said, Oh, oh, 0:11:20.125 --> 0:11:21.285 I haven't been in six years. 0:11:21.525 --> 0:11:24.365 Oh, don't worry, don't worry. We're going to go after you. 0:11:25.084 --> 0:11:25.885 K Kachin. 0:11:26.525 --> 0:11:28.205 He said to me, We've had people in there that 0:11:28.485 --> 0:11:31.165 in here that haven't been the dentist in twenty years. 0:11:31.645 --> 0:11:32.684 Coloro fans. 0:11:35.725 --> 0:11:38.925 Twenty years years? Oh, come on, just say that to 0:11:38.925 --> 0:11:41.445 make me feel better. Or have they really not been 0:11:41.485 --> 0:11:42.365 in twenty years? 0:11:43.204 --> 0:11:46.925 It is surprising for especially like someone in TV. Yes, 0:11:47.245 --> 0:11:49.564 six years, aren't the This is like your money maker? 0:11:49.645 --> 0:11:49.885 Like them? 0:11:51.324 --> 0:11:52.045 How do you get away? 0:11:52.165 --> 0:11:52.844 You're up to date. 0:11:52.885 --> 0:11:56.085 It's lots of flossing. But like kids, kids have meant 0:11:56.084 --> 0:11:57.364 that I just haven't had time to get to the 0:11:57.485 --> 0:12:00.525 dentists really, and I haven't. That's that's the truth of it. 0:12:00.765 --> 0:12:03.125 So what are are you going to do in visually? Well? 0:12:03.204 --> 0:12:05.085 No, I got home and I said to Bunny I'm like, hey, 0:12:05.965 --> 0:12:07.925 and she's like, what's good of cost? Well, between five 0:12:07.925 --> 0:12:10.804 and teen grand No, No, that's ridiculous. 0:12:10.804 --> 0:12:15.325 That is every married conversation. My wife in Visiline, the 0:12:15.324 --> 0:12:17.444 two girls in Visiline. You guess you didn't do me 0:12:17.525 --> 0:12:21.045 because I like too much. The anyone who's on screen here, 0:12:21.965 --> 0:12:23.045 what are students need? 0:12:23.125 --> 0:12:24.125 They've got great teeth. 0:12:24.204 --> 0:12:29.605 Yeah, they got young in his teeth, the teeth in 0:12:29.645 --> 0:12:30.085 the world. 0:12:30.845 --> 0:12:33.405 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:12:34.084 --> 0:12:36.085 A couple of days ago, we had a great call 0:12:36.165 --> 0:12:39.645 from somebody who used to work at Harrod's, most famous 0:12:39.684 --> 0:12:43.245 department stores in the world in London, and Princess Dana 0:12:43.485 --> 0:12:47.565 was in and causing a and this is the coolest words, 0:12:47.605 --> 0:12:50.925 not mine, a kerfuffle on the third floor. And I 0:12:51.005 --> 0:12:53.365 love the word kerfuffle. And then my ears picked up. 0:12:53.365 --> 0:12:54.964 I heard Patsy saying the news. 0:12:54.725 --> 0:12:56.724 Just now, a kerfuffle within the coalition. 0:12:57.605 --> 0:13:01.365 Kafuffles can break out anywhere in Harrod's in the It 0:13:01.405 --> 0:13:04.364 was in the children's Stide department as well. Princess Diana 0:13:04.525 --> 0:13:07.525 was causing a kerfuffle trying to return. 0:13:07.245 --> 0:13:09.724 Something there fall within the coalition. 0:13:10.125 --> 0:13:13.485 It's happening in the coalition. That is a perfect storm. 0:13:13.485 --> 0:13:15.285 By the way, coalitions, isn't it for kerfuffles? 0:13:15.605 --> 0:13:16.125 Great place. 0:13:16.245 --> 0:13:23.285 So kerfuffle a mild disturbance, Well, no, which is more severe? 0:13:23.444 --> 0:13:27.285 Which is milder? Is brew haha? Lower down on what 0:13:27.324 --> 0:13:29.484 I call the ladder of escalation. 0:13:29.605 --> 0:13:32.365 I would definitely have it brew haha above a kerfuffle. 0:13:32.405 --> 0:13:34.885 A kerfuffle, you're right, like a mild disturbance. 0:13:35.125 --> 0:13:37.765 There's a bit of You can think of Benny Hill 0:13:37.845 --> 0:13:39.324 music when you think of kerfuffle. 0:13:39.444 --> 0:13:42.964 Yes, the word itself, the word itself is an innocent, 0:13:43.084 --> 0:13:46.405 fluffy word. Even kerfuffle almost like a fluff to it. 0:13:46.444 --> 0:13:51.005 For kerfuffle, Milley go, I think that's high at the top. Well, 0:13:51.045 --> 0:13:53.285 that's actually your domain. I think that you could easily 0:13:53.285 --> 0:13:57.925 have malay in a sporting environment when the players are fighting, yes, halftime, 0:13:58.245 --> 0:14:01.165 so you think about the most extreme form of team fighting. 0:14:01.324 --> 0:14:04.165 Isn't the old shirt pulling and pushing, which AFL players 0:14:04.165 --> 0:14:07.525 do a lot. It's the lamest thing. Yes, you saw 0:14:07.525 --> 0:14:09.805 it last last week was like are you either fighting 0:14:09.925 --> 0:14:15.725 or you're not. There's a lot of that, but nothing happened. 0:14:16.564 --> 0:14:18.525 When I first saw it was, oh my god. The 0:14:18.564 --> 0:14:22.405 Empires do anything because it's just that shirty. 0:14:22.525 --> 0:14:24.124 It's a bit of tugging. 0:14:23.765 --> 0:14:27.965 Shirt ice hockey, though shirt goes over the head. I 0:14:28.005 --> 0:14:29.765 suppose they don't train for that move. 0:14:31.245 --> 0:14:32.085 Shirt over the head. 0:14:32.085 --> 0:14:35.244 And then a couple of that is that's a melie. 0:14:35.125 --> 0:14:36.965 That's why, and the references let them go. 0:14:37.445 --> 0:14:40.005 Exactly would you want to break them up? Your massive 0:14:40.005 --> 0:14:43.085 apes punching each other on ice skates with those big 0:14:43.125 --> 0:14:43.805 boxing gloves. 0:14:44.005 --> 0:14:47.885 They take the helmets off and everyone clears. 0:14:48.725 --> 0:14:50.805 It will go on for like a minute. And I 0:14:50.925 --> 0:14:53.805 noticed that they scrout each other like throwing hooks and everything. 0:14:58.005 --> 0:14:58.445 That's a brew. 0:14:58.525 --> 0:15:00.045 Ha, No, that's a melie. 0:15:00.605 --> 0:15:01.845 One on one. 0:15:01.885 --> 0:15:03.965 I would say, a malie, you need at least three 0:15:04.045 --> 0:15:08.405 or four people, you kin'd have a malie mellow melle. 0:15:10.045 --> 0:15:10.405 French. 0:15:10.605 --> 0:15:10.925 I don't know. 0:15:11.165 --> 0:15:14.245 I don't think that's I don't think that's an English 0:15:14.245 --> 0:15:18.445 derivative world. I think it's the same with contretemp French. 0:15:18.565 --> 0:15:19.165 It is French. 0:15:19.325 --> 0:15:19.965 I knew it was. 0:15:21.085 --> 0:15:23.565 But a meloe is like an old fashioned stacks on. 0:15:24.885 --> 0:15:27.365 A polite way is another great one. 0:15:27.765 --> 0:15:31.965 Yes, no one's getting seriously heard. It's just a punch on. 0:15:32.165 --> 0:15:40.085 That's fisticuffs. Does that even mean fisticuffs. What's the cuffing? 0:15:40.885 --> 0:15:41.685 Yeah, I don't know. 0:15:41.885 --> 0:15:43.765 Just back then, there is that where you're pushing back 0:15:43.845 --> 0:15:45.845 your cuffs of use you. 0:15:45.885 --> 0:15:47.885 It was I bet you're right back when when you 0:15:47.885 --> 0:15:50.045 would roll up the gentleman's. 0:15:49.525 --> 0:15:53.485 Were on, or you're in a country pub and you're like, oh, 0:15:53.525 --> 0:15:57.525 there's a blue on. 0:15:55.125 --> 0:15:59.965 The one I I did love when I moved to 0:16:00.005 --> 0:16:03.445 this Country's punch ont that no, I don't have in 0:16:03.445 --> 0:16:06.125 the UK. Took me to realize what it was, but 0:16:06.125 --> 0:16:08.405 it's quite easy to guess as a punch. And it's 0:16:08.565 --> 0:16:19.205 on somebody with brown snake, carpet snake, tasty cheese. It's 0:16:19.205 --> 0:16:22.685 that children name things in Australia. It's that snake called 0:16:22.725 --> 0:16:25.805 brown snake. Yeah, because it's brown one. It's in carpets, 0:16:25.845 --> 0:16:33.125 carpet snake. Right, okay, what's that nice cheese called tasty cheese? Alright? Okay? 0:16:33.525 --> 0:16:35.885 All right? So we had to try and plot the 0:16:35.965 --> 0:16:40.925 ladder of escalation. What's the most extreme version, what's got 0:16:40.925 --> 0:16:42.405 the most energy, what's the most violent? 0:16:42.565 --> 0:16:46.484 Do you reckon malay? But what about pandemonium? Does pandemonium 0:16:46.525 --> 0:16:47.045 go below? 0:16:47.125 --> 0:16:51.605 But you wouldn't say that about a fight it's more verbal. 0:16:51.765 --> 0:16:54.645 Yeah, more like a Black Friday sale, like trampling or 0:16:54.645 --> 0:16:56.565 something like yes, that's pandemo. 0:16:56.285 --> 0:16:58.364 Yes, okay, or probably it's called pando here. 0:16:59.845 --> 0:17:07.125 So the top, we're doing one at the top hubbub. 0:17:09.485 --> 0:17:10.685 There's a hubbub going on. 0:17:13.045 --> 0:17:16.045 That's the most mild form hubbub, and then it goes 0:17:16.125 --> 0:17:19.245 up to brew. Haha. What about another one of my 0:17:19.245 --> 0:17:20.645 favorite onesraka? 0:17:22.405 --> 0:17:23.845 That's second to me, isn't it. 0:17:25.805 --> 0:17:29.525 Yeah, it sounds aggressive, doesn't even to say fraka today 0:17:29.565 --> 0:17:33.244 French again, yes, and which is odd because they avoid 0:17:33.285 --> 0:17:36.605 violence and it will cost actively flee it. Yes, that's 0:17:36.605 --> 0:17:39.445 probably why they have more words about this kind of 0:17:39.445 --> 0:17:42.885 stuff than anything counts. All right, So what ones are 0:17:42.925 --> 0:17:46.004 we missing on our ladder of escalation? So real? How 0:17:46.005 --> 0:17:48.685 does it work a moment going from the least mild 0:17:48.805 --> 0:17:50.845 form of a disturbance, We've. 0:17:50.685 --> 0:17:55.165 Got hubbub, then kerfuffle, then brew haha, getting. 0:17:55.125 --> 0:18:00.245 See I think kerfuffle is above brew haha. Yeah, we 0:18:00.325 --> 0:18:03.005 actually have. I just Rio was using. It's the only 0:18:03.085 --> 0:18:04.445 use of it this year. We're supposed to use it 0:18:04.445 --> 0:18:06.605 to plan the show. We have a giant white board 0:18:06.645 --> 0:18:08.885 in the studio which is used the first time in 0:18:08.925 --> 0:18:12.125 twenty twenty five to plot my Ladder of escalation. 0:18:14.485 --> 0:18:18.485 Fromfuffle pandemonium, raka and then Mela. 0:18:18.565 --> 0:18:20.525 Why have you got to decide? Hella blue? Is that out? 0:18:20.685 --> 0:18:22.405 Hulla blo? I'm not sure where it goes? What's a 0:18:22.485 --> 0:18:23.325 hullab hang on? 0:18:23.365 --> 0:18:27.965 I've seen the other bomb there not plotted ruckus? 0:18:28.085 --> 0:18:30.765 Yes, bring the ruckus? 0:18:31.325 --> 0:18:35.085 I think ruckus? Is this too? That's w w yes, yeah, 0:18:36.605 --> 0:18:39.725 the shirt pudding. There's nothing going to happen here. That's 0:18:39.725 --> 0:18:42.125 a ruckus and a who ha who. 0:18:42.005 --> 0:18:43.645 Has pretty low I'm going a bit of a who 0:18:43.685 --> 0:18:46.845 ha Yeah, yes, verbal yeah. 0:18:47.005 --> 0:18:50.244 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:18:50.525 --> 0:18:54.325 Christian O'Connell Show. We're trying to plot for once and 0:18:54.365 --> 0:18:58.685 for all the ladder of escalation. When does it go 0:18:58.765 --> 0:19:02.085 from a mild disturbance and suddenly before you your very eyes, 0:19:02.845 --> 0:19:06.325 there's a deadly kerfuffle. Name of a book, by the way, 0:19:06.325 --> 0:19:10.085 I just realized by the comedian Tony and very very funny. 0:19:10.085 --> 0:19:14.365 But it's called deadly kerfuffle. Such a great, very Tony 0:19:14.405 --> 0:19:17.605 Martin esque phrase, that deadly kerfuffle. They don't belong together. 0:19:17.685 --> 0:19:21.005 There's something deadly about a kerfuffle. Was it? Kafuffle was 0:19:21.005 --> 0:19:22.445 in passies news today? 0:19:22.485 --> 0:19:24.085 A kafuffle within the coalition? 0:19:24.565 --> 0:19:27.125 One of you mentioned it today. This week on the 0:19:27.125 --> 0:19:30.525 show to do with the store about the late Princess Dinah. 0:19:30.205 --> 0:19:33.525 There was a big kerfuffle on the third floor. Context 0:19:33.645 --> 0:19:35.525 back in the day, I worked in hers, I lived 0:19:35.525 --> 0:19:39.045 in London, and I was in the customer complaints department 0:19:39.205 --> 0:19:41.965 and there was a big kafuffle on the third floor, 0:19:42.005 --> 0:19:45.005 which was where the toys were, and it was Princess 0:19:45.045 --> 0:19:47.205 Diana and I stood next door to her and she 0:19:47.365 --> 0:19:50.125 bought a big tedvy bear for Harry and a train 0:19:50.205 --> 0:19:51.005 set for William. 0:19:51.725 --> 0:19:55.325 I never found out whether she was causing the kafuffle. 0:19:55.685 --> 0:19:58.485 Who Yes, we're never going to know, really are we nice? 0:19:58.605 --> 0:20:01.325 So many great unanswered questions about Diana, and one of 0:20:01.325 --> 0:20:04.045 the biggest ones is about the kerfuffle on the third floor. Yes, 0:20:04.085 --> 0:20:06.125 she got the teddy bear, but why were you up 0:20:06.165 --> 0:20:08.765 there causing a kafuffle in the first place. So this 0:20:08.805 --> 0:20:10.485 week on the show, it's kerfuffle week. 0:20:10.685 --> 0:20:12.165 Kerfuffle within the Coalition. 0:20:12.485 --> 0:20:15.325 Christian, where does Shnanigan's go? Shangans isn't on the land 0:20:15.325 --> 0:20:17.885 of escimation. That's more mucking around. 0:20:17.725 --> 0:20:19.285 Yes, that's a horse play ladder. 0:20:19.525 --> 0:20:29.285 Yeah, that's horse that's tom foolery, yes, yeah, yes, yeah, Christian? 0:20:29.325 --> 0:20:33.685 What about what about skull duggery? That's more, that's the 0:20:33.805 --> 0:20:41.045 ladder of Macavelian activities. Skullduggery? Is it? I've never said 0:20:41.045 --> 0:20:43.245 that word. I've read it so many times. I've always 0:20:43.325 --> 0:20:46.005 I hope wonder I'm in a Macavelian situation where I 0:20:46.045 --> 0:20:49.965 need to say anyone else for the whiff of Macavelian activities? 0:20:50.125 --> 0:20:53.485 Right now? Wasn't he a person? 0:20:54.445 --> 0:20:55.885 Yes, yes, I wrote a book. 0:20:56.085 --> 0:20:57.805 Wasn't he a political strategist? 0:20:58.525 --> 0:20:59.285