Speaker 1: Good morning a Christian o'connall show podcast.
Speaker 2: He's absolutely a freakazoid.
Speaker 3: I'm afraid to ask too many questions in case I
Speaker 3: learned this. It wasn't just a kiss.
Speaker 4: What you make it? I've got a phobia. Okay.
Speaker 1: The Christian o'connall Show on Gold one four point three.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on God five.
Speaker 5: Minutes past six Tuesday morning, Good morning.
Speaker 4: Jack Post in the studio.
Speaker 3: Hi are you Christian?
Speaker 4: But Trina Jones down the line in Werribee where anything
Speaker 4: could happen.
Speaker 2: Hello, boys, how are you this morning?
Speaker 4: Oh we're good. It's so nice, so nice, So nice
Speaker 4: of you too. A plug in the equipment? Better mind.
Speaker 4: All you have to do is literally plug a socket
Speaker 4: into the wall and keep it on the wall and
Speaker 4: keep it on. Yes yesterday, for twenty minutes, we had
Speaker 4: no pats and the problem was someone in your household.
Speaker 4: I just unplugged the plug that connects you to this
Speaker 4: radio station. I love that it all goes Because people
Speaker 4: think there must be loads of wires and everything like that.
Speaker 5: It simply comes down to a plug.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't need an expert to work it out.
Speaker 6: No, Oh thanks Jack for your confidence boost. But you
Speaker 6: know what I do owe my husband in apology first off,
Speaker 6: and utmost this morning, because I was very damning yesterday.
Speaker 2: I did blame the love God.
Speaker 5: You actually said to us off here, he's dead.
Speaker 3: He's actually I'm going to kill him, and the Christian
Speaker 3: asked you if we could do it on it.
Speaker 6: I do apologize, darling, because it wasn't you. It was
Speaker 6: the eight year old who I had remembered was in
Speaker 6: here on Sunday afternoon recharging the iPad because it was flat.
Speaker 6: And you know what, she doesn't realize how things work
Speaker 6: or that mummy needs that to do a job and
Speaker 6: to put food on the table.
Speaker 4: So hopefully so you've taught a consequences and you've smashed
Speaker 4: all a bedroom furniture and she's sleeping on the flot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's out there back with the dog.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 2: So I do apologize, Christopher.
Speaker 4: Now, team, how do we think yesterday? Dan Andrews, So
Speaker 4: are you now changing your weekend plans?
Speaker 5: We are.
Speaker 3: It feels like we've been grounded and we're allowed to
Speaker 3: go and see our friends again. Our friends were straight
Speaker 3: away on a group text message saying should we go
Speaker 3: and kick the footy on the weekend.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's great, and so me and my mate Sue
Speaker 4: played golf badly together. We tried to book yesterday at
Speaker 4: five o'clock. We're playing nine holes this week away. No way.
Speaker 4: The golfers sat moment and I think Sam Newman's booked
Speaker 4: all tea times for the rest.
Speaker 5: Of twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: I sure you think of yesterday's news about how a
Speaker 4: lot of outdoor activities hiking, fishing, and of course golf
Speaker 4: can now happen again from Patsy, can you tell me
Speaker 4: why are all the restrictions lifted at exactly eleven fifty
Speaker 4: nine tonight? Why tonight at exactly eleven fifty nine.
Speaker 6: Well, I suppose they have to pinpoint in time, don't they.
Speaker 6: I guess to do it over night's easier than the
Speaker 6: middle of the day.
Speaker 4: All the golfers, the fishers, the hikers, we're all going
Speaker 4: to rush outdoors, descending on golf courses and that's going
Speaker 4: to create like a stampede around Victoria.
Speaker 2: So maybe that's why they do it.
Speaker 6: Maybe that's why they do it at midnight so you
Speaker 6: don't get a big influx of people all at once
Speaker 6: out in the community.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the curious one is that AFL this is a
Speaker 4: big precursor to hopefully footy being back. Who knows next month?
Speaker 4: Hopefully is that the players can go into training from
Speaker 4: eleven fifty nine tonight. I'm going to drive round the Chief.
Speaker 4: I don't see the D's players led by Max Gonder
Speaker 4: and Sprint training okay at exactly twelve oh one am.
Speaker 4: They are not committed to this strange twenty twenty season.
Speaker 3: Which team's want and more? You can tell by who's
Speaker 3: training at midnight till about one.
Speaker 4: Minute past twelve.
Speaker 7: Christian O'Connell, Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 4: I've just seen the first text that's come into the
Speaker 4: show today, the.
Speaker 5: Six o'clock update at five fifty seven am.
Speaker 4: Question Mark, question mark, question mark Andrew, Well, Andrew, sorry,
Speaker 4: you're so angry that your six o'clock update, which you
Speaker 4: obviously heard, because you not only did you hear it,
Speaker 4: you check to see what time it was, was three
Speaker 4: minutes early. We often have a choice, and producer Brad said,
Speaker 4: do you want to go to the news early or late?
Speaker 4: I'd rather go to it early so we can get
Speaker 4: the show up, if you'd rather have the six o'clock update,
Speaker 4: later than six o'clock, mister Andrew, please reply back you
Speaker 4: have my number. Amazing isn't that people can get that
Speaker 4: angry about the news being three minutes early.
Speaker 8: That you hurt.
Speaker 4: So it doesn't really matter whether it was a six
Speaker 4: am or five fifty seven am question mark, question mark,
Speaker 4: Mark Andrew, you have the.
Speaker 6: News all right, but they get in the car and
Speaker 6: they think they're like for work, though I see you
Speaker 6: see who is there?
Speaker 4: By the way.
Speaker 5: I love it in radio when they think that everyone
Speaker 5: listening to radio they.
Speaker 4: All move around us one multi headed beasts, and they're
Speaker 4: all doing different things. Patsy, they're not hanging on every
Speaker 4: word we say.
Speaker 3: Also think that's a myth. The first job I ever
Speaker 3: had in radio, I remember the boss telling me that is.
Speaker 3: People said they're watched by the radio. If they hear
Speaker 3: if the traffic's late, then they think they have to
Speaker 3: hop out of the shower early because they're going to
Speaker 3: be late from work. People have clocks everywhere. They don't hear.
Speaker 4: The it's on the microwave, it's on their wrist. You know,
Speaker 4: we are not. I remember when I also we used
Speaker 4: to have many many years ago, about three different breakfast
Speaker 4: shows ago. Right, quite early on in my career, we
Speaker 4: had this American consultant called Dennis. He's famous all over
Speaker 4: the world, right, very probably one of the radio's most
Speaker 4: famous consultants. And he now is the exec producer of
Speaker 4: Ryan Seacrest's show. It goes all over East and West Coast.
Speaker 4: Ryan Seacrest is on something like forty five million dollars
Speaker 4: a year. He's the biggest syndicated radio show. Is actually
Speaker 4: bigger now than Stern because he goes into all these
Speaker 4: different markets. But anyway, he's now his exec producer, so
Speaker 4: he's a gun of radio. And I remember he used
Speaker 4: to consult for me for six months until they fired
Speaker 4: him because of some advice he gave me. But before
Speaker 4: I get to that, right, there was he consulted on
Speaker 4: me and another bigger, very successful breakfast show in London.
Speaker 4: Then a legend of morning radio in London was Chris Tarrant.
Speaker 4: For years, no one could get near Chris Tarrant, right,
Speaker 4: he was a god. And I was on an indie station.
Speaker 4: I guess it'd be like Triple R. Triple J would
Speaker 4: have been like equipment and had a five great years there.
Speaker 4: Ricky Gervais used to be there in Carl Pilkeerton. It
Speaker 4: was a great five years. But anyway, I had this
Speaker 4: consultant and he would literally go from speaking to Chris Tarrant,
Speaker 4: you know, this very successful god, to then this grubby
Speaker 4: kind of indie DJ, which is me in my late
Speaker 4: twenty early thirties. Remember the first time he sat down
Speaker 4: me after a show, right, and I walked him thinking
Speaker 4: that was another great barnburner of a show, and he
Speaker 4: just goes to me, do you know what this number
Speaker 4: here is? And I go, I don't know. And I
Speaker 4: looked at a load of numbers that was like there
Speaker 4: were like it was like a tally chart. There was
Speaker 4: like about twenty there, and he goes, do you want
Speaker 4: this number is? And there was two on not even
Speaker 4: one of those bar to go through, And I said,
Speaker 4: I don't know. He goes the one that left all
Speaker 4: of those numbers. That's the many times Chris Tarrant tells
Speaker 4: the time he treats his show like a human alarm clock.
Speaker 4: Over here, four hour show. You do two casual time checks,
Speaker 4: one of which you mumbled, if you want to be
Speaker 4: successful on breakfast radio, being more like Chris Terell the time,
Speaker 4: the time he literally wrote down human alarm clock. You
Speaker 4: wouldn't treat the show like so. You would have loved
Speaker 4: his advice. Passon.
Speaker 3: I don't even know. Do you do a lot of
Speaker 3: time calls?
Speaker 2: Now you have never heard him do it time for
Speaker 2: two years?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: No, I do, yeah, coming, you don't hear them.
Speaker 3: It's a paper that stuff. It's like, this is the
Speaker 3: stuff he has to get through.
Speaker 5: No one is lying in bed until I tell them
Speaker 5: the time.
Speaker 4: You know, we all say it's now eight thirteen hours.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you're going to wait through an air break, a
Speaker 3: song and the news just for you to come back
Speaker 3: and tell somebody at the time. But it's your last
Speaker 3: the twenty minutes of the morning.
Speaker 4: I don't know why they went to walk my dog
Speaker 4: to day. They started the show early. And the other
Speaker 4: piece of advice, right, he went to me, by the way,
Speaker 4: this indie format is holding you back.
Speaker 5: You should quit and.
Speaker 4: That is why they fired him as my consultant, a
Speaker 4: great consultant. This place is to die.
Speaker 5: Leave here as aben. That was the end of me and.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast Late.
Speaker 4: All right, Late Law Party. This is where the home
Speaker 4: of all your brilliant emails on the show. You can
Speaker 4: chip in about anything you've heard us talk about on
Speaker 4: the show. Whether you're too busy at the time to
Speaker 4: sling us an email, you can do it when it's
Speaker 4: easier for you. We call it late to the party.
Speaker 4: The email address as always Christian at gold one four
Speaker 4: three dot com dot au. And yes I read all
Speaker 4: the emails first one because I'm so much said on
Speaker 4: yesterday's sho join the misheard lyrics from Victoria Keene. Christian
Speaker 4: not to be too pedantic, but I am going to be.
Speaker 4: You mentioned the great Aussie band Dragon on yesterday's show
Speaker 4: during the miss her lyrics section. Not an Australian band.
Speaker 3: I said the New Zealand. We tried to claim in
Speaker 3: Clive scenario exactly.
Speaker 4: That Chap actually a Kiwi band relocated to Sydney, but
Speaker 4: fronted by the late Mark Hunter, who was a key
Speaker 4: we Please see attached.
Speaker 5: Links for evidence. Three attached links.
Speaker 4: I take your word for Victoria Keen, and as always
Speaker 4: I'm learning about my new home and what's Australia. What's
Speaker 4: her New Zealand. Australians do have a habit and form
Speaker 4: here of taking things. Aren't necessarily theirs and making them Australian.
Speaker 4: She goes here, ps Pavlova, far Lap, Split Ends, Crowded House,
Speaker 4: Russell Crowe OSSI's stealing our stuff since forever ago. That
Speaker 4: comes from Victoria listening to the show every day over
Speaker 4: in Christchurch, New Zealand.
Speaker 3: You know what that made me think of her linking
Speaker 3: all the evidence is that we sit on our own
Speaker 3: pile of evidence, which is our encyclopedias. And then I
Speaker 3: look around and since we've been out of the studio
Speaker 3: and lockdown, someone's got rid of all the encyclopedias.
Speaker 4: Another victim of lockdown is knowledge ability to learn.
Speaker 9: He's running this station, Hitler, he tried to burn all
Speaker 9: the books.
Speaker 4: What's going on? Tom Taylor, Great name sounds like something
Speaker 4: from a kid's TV show, Tom Taylor, Christian, Jack and
Speaker 4: Pats love the discovery on the show last week from You,
Speaker 4: Christian that the only job that doesn't require working knowledge
Speaker 4: of the times table is yours as the humble radio DJ.
Speaker 4: Yes learning for me Yeah last week Open, he said
Speaker 4: on air, no one knows to know that needs to
Speaker 4: know the time tables in their jobs. When it turns
Speaker 4: out every other job apart from this Mickey Mouse job
Speaker 4: does need to know.
Speaker 3: That apparently every day as well. And you gave me
Speaker 3: did you use it once in the last year.
Speaker 4: I heard also Jack struggling with nine times eight, as
Speaker 4: he called it, his nemesis. We should do a phone
Speaker 4: in one day. We can do a whole show about
Speaker 4: what is your nemesis and what has been your nemesis.
Speaker 4: They're with you from childhood. I remember telling my kids
Speaker 4: that one I said, the thing is with these people
Speaker 4: who don't like at school. What's at school is in
Speaker 4: the rest of adult life. There are those characters and
Speaker 4: archetypes and nemesis that are always there. Those people you're
Speaker 4: not quite sure if you like them more. They just
Speaker 4: irritate you. I heard a discovery about the nine times table.
Speaker 4: Oh no, not more advice about the times good. This
Speaker 4: would be good I need in this job. I heard
Speaker 4: the discovery about the nine times table that Jack might
Speaker 4: be able to use. That is, all of the nine
Speaker 4: times table add up to nine. This sounds odd. Let
Speaker 4: me explain. Two times nine equals eighteen. So that's one
Speaker 4: plus eight equals nine. Nine times eight equals seventy two. Again,
Speaker 4: seven plus two equals nine.
Speaker 3: It not really, it's it's actually adding more calculations into
Speaker 3: what is essentially should be one calculation.
Speaker 5: Guys, this a real game changer.
Speaker 4: No, no, again, we can do a phone in about
Speaker 4: game changes. This my friend Tom, thank you very much
Speaker 4: your email. Tom Taylor not a game changer. Christian Lateler
Speaker 4: party in Scotland. I listened to your podcast a bit
Speaker 4: behind because I used to work for a big international
Speaker 4: airline crew and I've been laid off. Still listening to
Speaker 4: the show, though, I hope you're okay. I used to
Speaker 4: work first class cabin London Heathrow to lax and a
Speaker 4: few years ago. One of our passengers was working on
Speaker 4: his laptop with a very fancy looking extra keyboard connected
Speaker 4: to it. I think this is when you didn't realize
Speaker 4: who you were talking to. We did a couple of
Speaker 4: weeks on the show Try my Best first Class Customer
Speaker 4: Service Voice. I said, that.
Speaker 5: Looks like a very nifty piece of kit. What's that?
Speaker 4: The passenger in first class looked at me wearily and
Speaker 4: went a keyboard, and I said, ooh, are you a musician?
Speaker 5: He smiled and went yes.
Speaker 4: I went back and checked his name, then googled him
Speaker 4: and found out it was Mark Hoppers from blink favorite.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my all time favorite.
Speaker 4: Is that he actually flew back again two days later
Speaker 4: with us and he was a lovely guy. Had a
Speaker 4: big chat with him in the galley. Also there at
Speaker 4: the galley at the same time was Damian Lewis, the actor,
Speaker 4: great British actor, his star of Homeland.
Speaker 3: Homeland.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I supe as like.
Speaker 4: A chat show.
Speaker 10: You head up there twenty thousand feet Yes, Christian O'Connell
Speaker 10: show podcast.
Speaker 4: We have Patsy. I mean, it's a real shame you're
Speaker 4: missing out on that. I know you're working from home
Speaker 4: and you have been for quite a few weeks now.
Speaker 4: You miss out on the team meeting on a Monday.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, that is a real regular nothing. It's a
Speaker 4: real regular brains trust as always, the team meeting at well,
Speaker 4: at one point Sue the boss who very strong relationship
Speaker 4: with this team. Respectful our Phil Jackson. If you watch
Speaker 4: her last dance, that's our Phil Jackson.
Speaker 5: Oka playmaker. You know you she's brought back the ten k.
Speaker 3: The same way as in the MJ documentary if they
Speaker 3: were getting rid of Phil Jackson. MJ is not going
Speaker 3: to play no way get rid of soup.
Speaker 5: We're out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you go in her office. It's like going the
Speaker 4: office of Phil Jackson. That whiteboard. You've got what we
Speaker 4: call the gold place. You got the playbook in there,
Speaker 4: and it came out yesterday.
Speaker 5: Who knew? That's suddenly on a Monday, when.
Speaker 4: Everyone's looking at Dan Andrews, what's our boss doing, Sue Jackson,
Speaker 4: she's talking ten K, no repeat work day, but game changer.
Speaker 5: It's not.
Speaker 4: It is ten K, but it's ten people winning one
Speaker 4: K over ten hours.
Speaker 3: Sparks are coming out trying to defend that.
Speaker 4: You can't, you can't, you can't deal with it. It's
Speaker 4: like the full court press. You can't handle that kind
Speaker 4: of heat. And then I hear Patsy she's written a
Speaker 4: new line for you at the top of the venus,
Speaker 4: and that what is it?
Speaker 5: One grand in your back.
Speaker 2: In your bang, a grand in the hand?
Speaker 5: What does that come from? That genius? Likely it is
Speaker 5: it's like working with Prince.
Speaker 4: Go in there and there's a new you lick and
Speaker 4: you're like, one grand in your hand. I walk out
Speaker 4: there going I can't. I couldn't come up with something
Speaker 4: like that anyway. In the team meeting yesterday, she snapped
Speaker 4: at one point and went that's the last time I'm
Speaker 4: ever giving you a compliment. I actually said that to me.
Speaker 4: That's the last time. And that's the Phil Jackson away,
Speaker 4: you know, keep them down. Yeah, tough love. But one
Speaker 4: thing we found out is that brad Our producer his
Speaker 4: wife has spent one hundred and thirty dollars buying a
Speaker 4: pair of dumbbells on gum tree. Because you can't buy
Speaker 4: dumbbells in Rebel Sports or anywhere. They're all sold out,
Speaker 4: like when we went to Lockdown. But just for a
Speaker 4: pair of dumbbells, which are normally what twenty thirty bucks
Speaker 4: toss you would.
Speaker 3: Think at most, Yeah, for one hundred and thirty bucks,
Speaker 3: can't you surely just some heavy things outside.
Speaker 4: Like go to Bunnings that's it's a gravel or something.
Speaker 4: And for about eight bucks one hundred and thirty dollars
Speaker 4: on gum tree. Whoever was sold those over the weekend
Speaker 4: is laughing as you're putting away with your car barely
Speaker 4: lay down with a couple of little dumbbells in the back.
Speaker 3: Then, just by coincidence, I've come across an article that
Speaker 3: is the top ten most searched products on gum Tree.
Speaker 5: Ah all right, what do we think are on the list?
Speaker 4: Then? So what?
Speaker 5: This is the most search for things on gum Tree.
Speaker 3: This is the most search for things on gum Tree
Speaker 3: over the year. So it might be influenced by things
Speaker 3: like Jim equipment being sold out in rebel Sport, but
Speaker 3: it also might just be your everyday items.
Speaker 5: You making it really tough? Is it home Jim equipment?
Speaker 3: Yes, Christian, the first one number.
Speaker 4: Might be home Jim equipment. Please? Can Jack post take over?
Speaker 4: If Eddie ever leaves Millionaire hot seat? Can Jack go on?
Speaker 5: Now? This big question might have.
Speaker 4: An answer that begins with the letter B.
Speaker 5: An A. All right, so home Jim?
Speaker 3: All right? Well, then Christian goes ahead one nil, Patsy,
Speaker 3: what do you think I reckon?
Speaker 6: Like baby nursery furniture would have to be on there,
Speaker 6: like prams and cots and all that rigmarole bell.
Speaker 11: On the.
Speaker 3: Christian?
Speaker 4: When you say home Jim equipment, is it more than
Speaker 4: one item on there?
Speaker 5: Rowing machine?
Speaker 4: Dumb bell?
Speaker 3: Jim takes care of all those okay, adult sex toys
Speaker 3: this week?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I've got to go and.
Speaker 5: Get one this week came from some countries.
Speaker 3: What happened to the one sexy Land sent you weren't
Speaker 3: happy with them or you got your full use out
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 5: A rain mac.
Speaker 4: Like pun show with sexy Land on I can't walk
Speaker 4: out my dog in the rain advertising sexy Land with
Speaker 4: your dog.
Speaker 3: Sex toys is not on there.
Speaker 6: What about old engagement rings? You know, things have gone
Speaker 6: a bit of rye and they've got to get rid
Speaker 6: of the offload the ring.
Speaker 3: No type of jewelry in the top.
Speaker 4: Trailers not.
Speaker 3: I'll give you that for caravan at number three?
Speaker 5: All right, shoes shoes.
Speaker 4: Is not on there.
Speaker 3: And please don't take multiple guesses in.
Speaker 6: A televisions Old TV pleasantess TVs aren't on there.
Speaker 5: Who is buying an old Knacker TV off gum Tree.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to sell one at the moment.
Speaker 4: What a TV?
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, big.
Speaker 2: Fifty inch? How much your pioneer speakers?
Speaker 4: How much you asking?
Speaker 2: I'll take a couple of hundred one? Maybe pretty good
Speaker 2: if you encounters with the.
Speaker 3: Pats is allowed to sell a TV and I'm not
Speaker 3: allowed to sell my U.
Speaker 5: Because it's under two hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: You know the golden rule. You were asking for several
Speaker 4: thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: I said the going price was five thousand thousand was
Speaker 3: too low?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 4: So what is on the top ten of the most
Speaker 4: searched items on gum Tree?
Speaker 3: At number ten the Humble pushbike and number nine a
Speaker 3: Granny Flatt's photo like portable homes?
Speaker 4: Oh right out of the boat?
Speaker 5: Oh cool?
Speaker 4: So right?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 3: Number eight was the jim equipment. Number seven jobs, it's
Speaker 3: a picture of a man doing a courier Is a
Speaker 3: courier driver?
Speaker 4: Didn't know you could do that in country?
Speaker 3: Number six is a puppy. Would you buy that?
Speaker 4: Pretty?
Speaker 5: Sad?
Speaker 2: I don't like that. It could be breeders, It could
Speaker 2: be legit puppy farms.
Speaker 3: Now that if the.
Speaker 4: Newsreader of passy saying puppy farms.
Speaker 3: Like number five is the fridge. Number four is a
Speaker 3: room to rent. Number three is the caravan. Number two
Speaker 3: is a boat, and that number one.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to think like an Australian. Now the boats at.
Speaker 3: Number two, boats at number two.
Speaker 4: I should have gone for the boat. You guys love
Speaker 4: a boat? Is it fishing rods?
Speaker 3: At number one is a car?
Speaker 5: You knew well? Now you're up to.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: So yesterday evening news went around the world that the
Speaker 4: great one of the comedy great actors, Jerry Stiller, father
Speaker 4: of Benston, had passed away. And have you ever seen
Speaker 4: him in Seinfeld? Also great in King of Queen's with
Speaker 4: Kevin James, great sitcom as well, But Seinfeld, he was amazing.
Speaker 4: It was actually only in thirty episodes out of one
Speaker 4: hundred and eighty, but the impact, Yeah, it always felt
Speaker 4: like more than a recurring character who only actually did
Speaker 4: thirty out of the one hundred eighty episodes one hundred
Speaker 4: and eighty episodes that they did of the run of Seinfeld,
Speaker 4: but he had such a big impact on it. Even
Speaker 4: when he was referred to, you just started to smile.
Speaker 4: He was an amazing comic actor and in any scene
Speaker 4: he was in in Seinfeld, and what a great cast
Speaker 4: that was inside right, they were so great in that
Speaker 4: I always thought he stole every single scene he was
Speaker 4: in the Volcanic Father of George Costanza, Frank stands who
Speaker 4: would just fly off the hand or was an amazing
Speaker 4: performance by him. Festivus is one of the best episodes
Speaker 4: of Seinfeld with Franks Stanza, where he wanted to do
Speaker 4: his own alternative to Christmas. He had a fear of
Speaker 4: He had a fear of tinsel like one of our
Speaker 4: last week, didn't. He set his own alternative and it was.
Speaker 4: I watched this episode and the Caddy as well, which
Speaker 4: is another great one when Frank reacts in a really
Speaker 4: weird way when he finds out his son might be dead.
Speaker 4: But anyway, this is a bit of his great work
Speaker 4: in Festivus.
Speaker 1: Until you'll pin me, George fest of Us is not.
Speaker 5: Challenging his son to her mind, let's rumble.
Speaker 12: Take of Georgie.
Speaker 4: Stop crying and fight you far. This is the Festivus.
Speaker 5: Stop crying and your father brilliant.
Speaker 1: The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of problems with your people.
Speaker 4: Now you're gonna hear about it. And then even going
Speaker 4: up against the great Will Ferrell, Ben still had cast
Speaker 4: his dad as his dad in Zoolander. He's got He's
Speaker 4: great in Zoolander as well. And I just remembered it
Speaker 4: last night because I only watched it again for the
Speaker 4: first time in years Zoolander to show my kids it.
Speaker 5: It's still really fun.
Speaker 3: I would love to see it again. I haven't seen
Speaker 3: it in.
Speaker 4: Years, such a great movie.
Speaker 5: Forget about the cameos.
Speaker 4: David Bowie, Yeah, not just a Cameo's got a couple
Speaker 4: of really funny lines in there. And then the front
Speaker 4: row of the thrashing parade has got all those actors
Speaker 4: from years ago, like Stephen Dwarf. Do you remember Stephen Dorf.
Speaker 4: He was that really cool kind of actor for a while.
Speaker 4: They've got all these strange little cameos in it. But
Speaker 4: I forgot that Jerry Stiller was in it as Maury Bollstein.
Speaker 4: He's got this amazing scene.
Speaker 1: Got two words for you, sugar, zip disk.
Speaker 5: The whole thing is in my den in Long Island.
Speaker 5: I can have that evidence here in twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: And a boy Maury a lot of second. I'm afraid
Speaker 1: of the radiation where he calls his wife, Sheila Haley.
Speaker 5: It's me listen.
Speaker 1: I need you to bring dad ziptus in the then
Speaker 1: down to the fashion show.
Speaker 9: I don't care what the traffic is like, take the
Speaker 9: goddamn service and get off before the bridge.
Speaker 1: So put in one of those tupperware containers.
Speaker 4: Now heat it up in the microwave when I get home.
Speaker 10: For Christ's sake, it's a Castle old Sheila, it'll.
Speaker 4: Stay shut up. No one yelled as funny as the
Speaker 4: late great Jerry Stiller rip legend.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show past yesterday.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it was the news about maybe
Speaker 4: they're gonna be going back to school before the end
Speaker 4: of this time. The kids in my house a little
Speaker 4: bit of a lighter atmosphere. It did help with.
Speaker 5: The classic dad joke. This is a good joke right
Speaker 5: during their break.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I can see my daughters chatting to some of
Speaker 4: their mates and like the spits on zoom for home schooling,
Speaker 4: right and obviously I'm aware that the kids can see
Speaker 4: obviously ruby.
Speaker 3: Or if I walk past from the background, yep.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I might do a funny voice like this, for
Speaker 4: example last week.
Speaker 8: Hello.
Speaker 5: It gets an easy little laugh, and it might Most
Speaker 5: of all, it just annoys my toor.
Speaker 4: To go that's not funny.
Speaker 5: That's my dad.
Speaker 4: I killed with this one yesterday to pretend going downstairs
Speaker 4: to coming back.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what pats those are. The two mates of.
Speaker 4: Hers were laughing. Okay, that's all I need is two
Speaker 4: of them laughing undone for the day. It was a
Speaker 4: hell of a performance at one o'clock at lunchtime yesterday.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to hopefully I've got busy day to day
Speaker 4: get back for another not this time, not man in
Speaker 4: lyft going sorry, not man going downstairs to get something,
Speaker 4: but the lift and then it gets stuck between floors
Speaker 4: like so. But anyway, if you want to annoy your
Speaker 4: kids today, just walk behind them as they're having one
Speaker 4: of their online schooling and pretend to go downstairs to
Speaker 4: the basement to get something and then it's away.
Speaker 3: Quad work harder than you think.
Speaker 4: And then sometimes you go back and you know something
Speaker 4: back down. A sunny scope for comedy is huge.
Speaker 3: I remember Jim oh And had a whole TV show.
Speaker 3: This is how I pictured it about that where he
Speaker 3: went up and down the stairs behind the dead He
Speaker 3: was a cooking It was a fake cooking show. But
Speaker 3: all I remember of.
Speaker 5: Great, great stand up.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize and I got here, he lives here
Speaker 4: and he's a a I didn't realize all the big
Speaker 4: starr he is here. But yeah, some years ago in
Speaker 4: the UK, brilliant, brilliant stand up comedian Jim Owen so
Speaker 4: yesterday with the news that now the restrictions have been
Speaker 4: lifted in the hopefully the right way for the next
Speaker 4: couple of weeks and see how we all get on.
Speaker 4: But the big thing is we're all making different plans
Speaker 4: this weekend, aren't we. And that was a big thing,
Speaker 4: straight right, five people? What can we do? Five? Five people?
Speaker 4: I did like it when Dan, as you said about
Speaker 4: the five people coming around, he went, only family and friends,
Speaker 4: as if I was going to drive around you coughing,
Speaker 4: you got a sore throat, come around to mine this weekend, Hey,
Speaker 4: stranger party round at the o'connells, Come on over. Only
Speaker 4: family and friends, are kb one Victorian's only family and friends? No,
Speaker 4: what you guys are like? Okay, just inviting anyone around
Speaker 4: for a shebang round of yours this Saturday night. So anyway,
Speaker 4: he got me thinking about because we've got a situation
Speaker 4: where there's a whole group of us and if you
Speaker 4: just invite five, it's an odd number. They're all married
Speaker 4: couples at our age or your boring mates are all
Speaker 4: boring married people like you. So you know, we've got
Speaker 4: to become about who we invite over. And oh they'll
Speaker 4: be upset they can't recome around because play favorites. Hey,
Speaker 4: you can't because the Furious Five.
Speaker 5: You got the Furious five come around. You've got a worker.
Speaker 4: Who are the Furious five? If all married couples, what
Speaker 4: does that mean to you? Do it in shifts? We
Speaker 4: see them between six and seven. You've got the seven
Speaker 4: to eight bit, you've got to go and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: So we all do it like that. I'm not sure
Speaker 4: to do. But it got me thinking about if you
Speaker 4: could have anyone round this weekend, anyone did or alive,
Speaker 4: anyone round at yours?
Speaker 5: Who would you have, Patsy, who would.
Speaker 4: It be for you?
Speaker 6: I'd have Brian Adams up the top, of course I
Speaker 6: would have joy.
Speaker 5: Do you think it'd be that interesting?
Speaker 2: Of course he would. I'm having to do.
Speaker 5: But what's you exactly? What's he coming round for? Snacks?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got these corset ones. I've got facon. It's
Speaker 4: a vegan bacon. You do it, but not at the
Speaker 4: same grill that you do the meat as well. Well.
Speaker 2: He get what he was served.
Speaker 3: You're my favorite singer and musician eat meat for the
Speaker 3: first time in thirty years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know you're Jewish, but you will have whatever
Speaker 4: I feed you.
Speaker 5: You'll get what you serve. And that's the wearby Pats.
Speaker 4: So that's what he.
Speaker 3: Respectful shy house.
Speaker 4: My rules sure is gonna have a great Saturday night around.
Speaker 6: Don't leave the table until you've finished your plate. Jackie
Speaker 6: Nassas would also be there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's got a mood. Adams moaning about how he's
Speaker 4: got to have a pig sandwich basically.
Speaker 5: Then he've got Jackie O Nasses.
Speaker 4: So Jackie Nassis in Weeraby, this is amazing water. What
Speaker 4: a store driving?
Speaker 2: Bring a bit of class to the joint, didn't she?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well I didn't want to say anything but that.
Speaker 4: Your word's not mine. So driving it into the coldest
Speaker 4: sect where you're resided is putting up.
Speaker 3: Chris is out of the front cutting the hose up
Speaker 3: to make a beer bar.
Speaker 4: Hey, Jackie, just need to cut that hose. So you've
Speaker 4: got Jackie Jackie on Nasses.
Speaker 5: Brian Adam is coming out west Meryl strap.
Speaker 4: What's wrong with Meryl is great?
Speaker 5: This is the thought of all of these out on
Speaker 5: the deck ground at yours.
Speaker 2: Then i'd have Sarah Jessica Parker.
Speaker 4: She'd hates it coming around to yours. I'll tell you why,
Speaker 4: big old dog she strikes with someone when that dog Pressley,
Speaker 4: that enormous sort of cliff of the big red dog
Speaker 4: starts jumping up on Sarah Jessica Parker's dress or you know,
Speaker 4: Milano chewing, She's gonna hate it.
Speaker 2: I'd also have the four members of ever to be.
Speaker 4: There was already broken down and rules. You're now getting
Speaker 4: a two thousand dollars fine. You got to ask Jackio
Speaker 4: to check chip in. He's been fined sixteen hundred dollars
Speaker 4: by the State of Victoria.
Speaker 3: You can have one member of EVERA of the rest
Speaker 3: have to wait outside.
Speaker 4: So how does Brian Adams feel? He's thinking, well, I'm
Speaker 4: the only musicians. Hang on, who's that is? Benny?
Speaker 5: And what's his name?
Speaker 4: The other three from Amber He's not been put in
Speaker 4: his place, Brian, put the guitar away, abra here.
Speaker 5: We don't need any of your mediocre lukewarmings like.
Speaker 2: Could count as one would be one. So there's my five.
Speaker 3: Off one playte.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: So with the news that we can have five over
Speaker 4: this weekend, we're thinking, if you could have anyone over
Speaker 4: this weekend, ted or alive, who would it be? Patsy's
Speaker 4: gone for quite a party on Saturday night. So if
Speaker 4: I remember he got Brian Adams, yep, Jackie R.
Speaker 2: Nassis correct, Sarah Jessica.
Speaker 5: Parker, Sarah Jessica Parker, and.
Speaker 2: Then yep, Meryl straight.
Speaker 5: Mail Street and then I mean that is this that that's
Speaker 5: not enough?
Speaker 4: Abba?
Speaker 3: All four members?
Speaker 2: So you're update coming out of retirement, all right, So.
Speaker 4: There's eight, there's obviously you and your husband, O Kate,
Speaker 4: there's ten. Now how are you all seating? Everybody who sits?
Speaker 5: Where are you're breaking up? Abba?
Speaker 4: Abbot?
Speaker 5: One of you?
Speaker 4: Benny, who sit next to Brian? Where are they all
Speaker 4: sat on this banquet table?
Speaker 2: I reckon, we'll go out the back.
Speaker 6: We don't have a big dining table, so we always
Speaker 6: have bigdos out the back on their decking. We might
Speaker 6: cook a barbecue and have some cold babas and some
Speaker 6: salad pav maybe for dessert, lovely.
Speaker 4: Lovely, and it strikes me. Then they'll also be sat
Speaker 4: on those odd chairs. You know, we've only got a
Speaker 4: set number of decent chairs, like six.
Speaker 3: You have to bring some of the indoor chairs outside.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you might have to borrow like a high one
Speaker 4: from a neighbor. So someone's high store. And then there's
Speaker 4: someone else to be sating, like all these little bed
Speaker 4: stall for a table.
Speaker 5: Or something there on the floor.
Speaker 4: Brian Adams's moony again, only has he got to have
Speaker 4: a snag and he's a vegetarian. He's on the little
Speaker 4: kiddy footstool or something on the floor. All right, who
Speaker 4: I have this weekend? Out my way? I'd have Donald Trump?
Speaker 3: Okay, you're just trying why No, I.
Speaker 4: Tell you why I have Trump. I have Jessica durn Okay,
Speaker 4: New Zealand, that leader I think. I think she's one
Speaker 4: of the smartest leaders in the world right now. I'd
Speaker 4: have her and Trump, those two trying to talk to
Speaker 4: each other. Hopefully she can try and talk some sense
Speaker 4: and other couptries would be incredible.
Speaker 3: And if not, you'll get some good stories from Monday
Speaker 3: morning on.
Speaker 4: The exactly what happened when Trump he came round to mine. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'd also have because I'm fascinated in the Pyramids and
Speaker 4: the true still of the Pyramids, Teuton Carmoon would come round,
Speaker 4: you know, I'd ever quick chat with him about listen,
Speaker 4: how do you build those pyramids?
Speaker 3: He was dead when they build him?
Speaker 7: Was it?
Speaker 4: He will know stuff. Okay, ah, no, he will know
Speaker 4: it's a toton car moon. And then you need someone
Speaker 4: to do the food really well. Okay, I like doing
Speaker 4: a barbecue, but I want to be hearing what Trump's
Speaker 4: saying and are done, and also what Tooton Carmoon's got
Speaker 4: to say. So I'm gonna have celebrity chef. He's available
Speaker 4: at the moment. Pete Evans is going to come round.
Speaker 4: And also because I like on a Saturday nights to
Speaker 4: have for a couple of glasses, why he's going to
Speaker 4: bring that light machine round, which can cure hangovers and everything.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be all right Sunday morning waking up, I
Speaker 4: won't have a stinking hangover and have that light box.
Speaker 3: So he's not there for conversation. He's there to keda
Speaker 3: do the food, and wear's that light machine.
Speaker 4: Peete, okay Jack.
Speaker 3: I first my head went to Kirk Kabam, and then
Speaker 3: I thought, actually it seems hard to please. I feel
Speaker 3: like anything you serve up.
Speaker 4: You won't be happy with mister Saturday Night. No.
Speaker 3: So then I'm going to shift that to Dave Groll
Speaker 3: geta stories, but just seems more pleasant.
Speaker 4: He is.
Speaker 5: He's very charismatic and a really funny guy.
Speaker 3: I sort of felt the same thing about John Lennon.
Speaker 3: A bit too intimidating, not.
Speaker 4: Doll, but a complicated character's a bit political maybe, So
Speaker 4: I'm going to go Paul McCartney, no politics Saturday Night. Meanwhile,
Speaker 4: I'm hosting Trump The King of Ideas too, Carmoon and
Speaker 4: a light machine man.
Speaker 3: I'd have Michael Jordan, of course, because says with the
Speaker 3: last dance at the moment, and then this is gonna
Speaker 3: seem like a cliche. Einstein sunny.
Speaker 5: Now you're like one of those reality TV shows. It's
Speaker 5: a pin.
Speaker 4: Headed girl on married at first sight. I really like
Speaker 4: to go who would I like to go on a
Speaker 4: slippery date with Einstein?
Speaker 5: For his mind?
Speaker 3: I feel like when we've talked a lot of pop
Speaker 3: culture about music in basketball, we can go, you know what, guys,
Speaker 3: let's Einstein's here as well. Let's get some mad albert A.
Speaker 6: Jumping on this one nine times.
Speaker 4: A crazy hair to you as well with a big
Speaker 4: high hair as well. I don't you get on very
Speaker 4: well with Einstein?
Speaker 3: Of all our dinner parties, I do like mine the best.
Speaker 4: What a surprise, Jacks O'Connell podcast, Christian over the weekend.
Speaker 4: If I could have anyone round it mine, I'd have
Speaker 4: Sir David Attenbrough, Freddie Mercury, Anthony Bourdain, great choice, uh
Speaker 4: Da Vinci and Nelson Mandela.
Speaker 5: That's quite a mix, good mix, though, Christian.
Speaker 4: I'm a massive comedy fans around at mine to cram
Speaker 4: one on West this weekend, I'd have Billy Connolly, Ross Noble,
Speaker 4: John Clees and Robin Williams. The fifth person I'd love
Speaker 4: to have around is my late father, so we could
Speaker 4: meet my granddaughter, Craig. That's lovely, mate, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show Podcast.
Speaker 4: If I was a multi Bill Gates level, way was
Speaker 4: he got? You know, Jeff Bezos where I think they're
Speaker 4: actual almost trillionaires?
Speaker 3: Oh, Jeff Bezos, I think one hundred plus billion.
Speaker 4: You can't even understand what does that look like on
Speaker 4: your statement? You don't think you never asked for a
Speaker 4: cash machine?
Speaker 5: Do you want to see your balance?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 4: Why give me bad news. Just give me the counches,
Speaker 4: the cash in the account. I don't want to see
Speaker 4: my statement or current balance. It's never good news. It's
Speaker 4: never what I thought it's all just evaporating out of
Speaker 4: the account.
Speaker 3: But you is that every time you unscreen, I'll get
Speaker 3: the receipt, not just that.
Speaker 4: And here make sure that everyone behind you know the
Speaker 4: rest of us do that thing. Will we're shielding any
Speaker 4: kind of any kind of viewer eyes behind us, don't
Speaker 4: you using the angles and blocking people like you're on
Speaker 4: the footy pitch.
Speaker 5: He would actually just go look at that.
Speaker 4: I mean it, I've got to scroll down on the
Speaker 4: screen to get to the end of this. With the
Speaker 4: old point, I've got.
Speaker 5: So much money.
Speaker 4: But if I was a multi billionaire, I would pay
Speaker 4: for Patsy to have that all those people around this weekend,
Speaker 4: just for the strange mish mash all of Abbot going
Speaker 4: out there around at yours with Brian Adams Mail Streems.
Speaker 4: I'd even have the technology to dig up and reanimate
Speaker 4: Jack your Nassis just they could all go out.
Speaker 3: But it's Meryl Streep on one shoulder and Brian Adams
Speaker 3: on the other.
Speaker 4: All right, Then five to Blit Tuesday as always, you're
Speaker 4: the star dur the next hour and your amazing stories
Speaker 4: when we do five topic Tuesday. So if you hear
Speaker 4: anything because he punt thes up in the air, anything
Speaker 4: you might have a story for, then give us a
Speaker 4: call nine four one four, one o four three best
Speaker 4: calls will get John next.
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Speaker 4: and also one hundred dollars eBay vouchers. Yesterday, the young
Speaker 4: Jackpost was stunned when I was telling him about how
Speaker 4: if you were to drive anywhere back in the eighties
Speaker 4: or nineties, you would have to consult charts other wi
Speaker 4: is known as atlases and maps, And I was telling
Speaker 4: him about a two hour car trip the first time
Speaker 4: Mima May ever drove up to London Town two hours.
Speaker 5: What happened is you go to.
Speaker 4: The top of the page and then you have to
Speaker 4: pull over to find page sixty two the next bit
Speaker 4: where you were the bottom of that page, And it
Speaker 4: was quite an ordeal. Quite a skill to be able
Speaker 4: to read a map and drive. You didn't have what
Speaker 4: you've got now.
Speaker 5: They're in your phones, sat now, so that they hadn't
Speaker 5: been invented.
Speaker 3: And true in my adult driving life, I've never had
Speaker 3: to open our version of it.
Speaker 2: Which is the Melways Melways, yeah.
Speaker 3: And paths for way too long into my adult life. Again,
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that Melways. I thought that was an
Speaker 3: international term for a book of road directions until.
Speaker 4: Sydney Bridgeways hang on. Melbourne Way's clever, so clever, all right,
Speaker 4: Just simply map stories. You must have stories, stun Jack
Speaker 4: boast a millennial with your map reading stories. You must
Speaker 4: have stories where you got the map wrong or what
Speaker 4: happened with involving trying to plot, especially a country this
Speaker 4: size is not bad enough.
Speaker 5: In the UK, we.
Speaker 4: Actually had a sixty two page at this for such
Speaker 4: a small country compared to the mega country and continent
Speaker 4: that is Australia. So map stories, long hel grudges. I
Speaker 4: hope we get some good stories about this. A long
Speaker 4: hell grudge, whether it's against a sports player, a celebrity,
Speaker 4: a family member, an ex long held grudges. I find
Speaker 4: that grudges the longer that you carry on, because the
Speaker 4: funnier as well. Famous Cousins. We did this about two
Speaker 4: years ago in the early days of the show, and
Speaker 4: I'd always remember one the person that called in adamant.
Speaker 4: They related to Winston Churchill. So how we got another
Speaker 4: one like that? Famous Cousins and.
Speaker 5: What do you still on?
Speaker 4: My daughter came down yesterday and she said, do you
Speaker 4: know what this said? She'd found it in her bedroom
Speaker 4: clearing out some stuff. This is amazing, this is incredible.
Speaker 4: I actually got a little bit as I saw it.
Speaker 4: I actually went, oh my god. There it is sort
Speaker 4: of thing you have in a movie scene, isn't it.
Speaker 4: How did you get hold of that?
Speaker 5: There it is? I thought I'd never see it again.
Speaker 4: This is a CD, right you meant the old blank
Speaker 4: CD CDRs recording with CDs that I made for my
Speaker 4: firstborn Ruby when she was born in two thousand and four.
Speaker 4: I made a mixed CD. You know I'm obsessed with
Speaker 4: mix Streets, mix CDs and now Spotify players. I made
Speaker 4: this for her when I went to pick her and
Speaker 4: my wife at the day after she was born from hospital,
Speaker 4: and it was only a ten minute car trip to
Speaker 4: go home, but i'd made a road trip mixtape CD.
Speaker 4: Then when we got in the house, I qued it
Speaker 4: back up. My wife went, that's enough of the mixtape now. Anyway.
Speaker 4: The thing is this was made almost sixteen years ago
Speaker 4: in July. She's sixteen, and I haven't seen that since
Speaker 4: I made it when she was one day old. And
Speaker 4: it's even dating eighteenth seven four Ruby Lona O'Connell Homecoming Mix.
Speaker 4: I don't know what's on that. I know one song
Speaker 4: Kenny Loggins Ruby Don't Take Your Love to Down. I
Speaker 4: don't know what the other. I don't know what the
Speaker 4: other tracks on it because I don't own a CD
Speaker 4: player and they.
Speaker 5: Wanted to get my laptop. They don't have the little
Speaker 5: thing at the side anymore.
Speaker 3: And in modern radio station apparently doesn't have a CNA.
Speaker 4: Come in this morning thinking, oh, fine one at the
Speaker 4: radio station i'm employed by.
Speaker 5: There's no CD plays.
Speaker 4: It's all offdives now, so I can't I can't desperate
Speaker 4: to know what did the tracks on here? But it
Speaker 4: gave me a buzz last night finding that. Yeah, even
Speaker 4: just seeing that again. I came in this morning delicately
Speaker 4: holding it as well, just seeing that. But I'm so
Speaker 4: lucky I've still got this sixteen years later. So what
Speaker 4: do you still own as well? I've got the mixed
Speaker 4: CD for almost sixteen years ago. What do you still own?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 4: I had a new one to my list that I
Speaker 4: keep updating of things you never thought you'd hear someone
Speaker 4: on a radio show say off air. I remember a
Speaker 4: while ago on the show, we were asking a ten
Speaker 4: year old boy, did he seriously think he could kick
Speaker 4: Jack in the head?
Speaker 3: Remember that, yes, yes, and the lawyers at the radio
Speaker 3: station would never let it happen.
Speaker 4: So the first thing that we wanted to do that
Speaker 4: didn't happen on the show. We need to go back
Speaker 4: to some of these things, other than as we head
Speaker 4: to a couple of weeks time, the show being two
Speaker 4: years old, try and redo the ideas that couldn't happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to wear the helmet, the helmet
Speaker 3: that you see boxes were when there's just sparring and
Speaker 3: a taekwondo kid was going to kick me in the head.
Speaker 4: Anyway, new one when I just overhear Jack say to
Speaker 4: a caller go big on the Hitler connection, but not
Speaker 4: in an ironic way and there is a caller, which
Speaker 4: gets me very excited. I can barely focus with a
Speaker 4: Hitler connection, I'm hoping it's about famous cousins rather than
Speaker 4: map stories. They found Hitler's bunker or something. But anyway,
Speaker 4: we're doing five topic Tuesday. The stories that we're looking
Speaker 4: for today from you are anything to do with reading maps, Jack,
Speaker 4: yesterday was stunned about the time before you simply pulled
Speaker 4: out your phone, and now with Apple Maps and Google Maps,
Speaker 4: it's all at your fingertips. And before that Sat Nows
Speaker 4: and Tom Tom's we used to have to use road
Speaker 4: opp This is to navigate any long car trip. So
Speaker 4: anything to do with map stories, long held grudges, famous cousins,
Speaker 4: and things you still have. I found yesterday this mixed
Speaker 4: sed I made when my daughter was a day old,
Speaker 4: almost sixteen years ago. All right, no, four one four,
Speaker 4: one oh four three, let's go to Will. First of all,
Speaker 4: good on in Will.
Speaker 11: Good morning, Christian. How are you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm good. Well, thanks to calling the show.
Speaker 5: And you've got someone to say about maps.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm ex Army. We still use Miami still uses
Speaker 11: today maps en compasses. The maps are in one kilometer
Speaker 11: square grid references, and we can get the ten square
Speaker 11: ten numbers in your grid reference and you can find
Speaker 11: yourself within ten minutes of where you need to be.
Speaker 5: This is incredible. So you still keeping the map industry
Speaker 5: alive very much.
Speaker 4: So we shouldn't.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't want to say anything bad about
Speaker 3: our depending. Could you come into the twenty first century
Speaker 3: and use Google Maps?
Speaker 11: Yeah, Well, when you're in the middle of the bush,
Speaker 11: you know, and you're nearest town is maybe one hundred
Speaker 11: and fifty two hundred, rouble, how are you going to
Speaker 11: turn left at the next bush?
Speaker 3: Good point? There's no tom toms in the tanks or
Speaker 3: army vehicles.
Speaker 11: No, nothing like that. It still use maps and you know, compasses.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's why it took the American government so long
Speaker 4: to find being lad eight or seven. Turn that up ship,
Speaker 4: you know they're playing that. We've been loud than the footholds. Well,
Speaker 4: thank you very much for giving us a.
Speaker 11: Call, No drummers. Have a good day, guys, and you mate.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Didn't Will have a great commanding voice, sounded like a
Speaker 4: leader on the line.
Speaker 8: There the anchor, good morning, good morning, How are you guys?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good. So the anka famous cousins. Who is
Speaker 4: your famous cousin?
Speaker 8: Unfortunately I have the world's most hated cousin. It would
Speaker 8: be Hitler.
Speaker 5: Hitler, that's your cousin.
Speaker 8: My dad's on my dad's side.
Speaker 5: Yes, so your dad German?
Speaker 3: Yes he is, so trace it back for us who.
Speaker 8: He's Akay, it's Hitler's Sada's sister. I believe that we
Speaker 8: are related to and it's along that line somewhere. But yeah.
Speaker 8: I found out watching a documentary one night last year
Speaker 8: on TV and I rung Dad and I went, is
Speaker 8: this true? And he goes yes, and I have all
Speaker 8: the paperwork to confirm it, and I went, Holy cramp.
Speaker 3: That made it sound like the documentary flashed up an
Speaker 3: image of your dad.
Speaker 4: This is one of these, Yes, Malcolm, Malcolm Hitler. So
Speaker 4: can you just tell us what was this eureka moment
Speaker 4: when you're watching a documentary and then suddenly you get
Speaker 4: the connection to your dad.
Speaker 8: About Hitler, it was he had a cousin if he's
Speaker 8: pitcheda who was in an insane asilument. His name was
Speaker 8: Louise Fate Fight it's pronounced and that is my maiden name.
Speaker 8: And I just join you together and rang Dad and
Speaker 8: he's like, yeah, we're not you know, we're proud of it,
Speaker 8: but yes we're.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean you Australians love and understatement, we're not.
Speaker 4: That proud of it, not that proud of it. Prefer
Speaker 4: not to talk about.
Speaker 5: We're not that proud of it. Incredible, all right, thank
Speaker 5: you very much in cal you will all right.
Speaker 4: We got the news and sport headlines on the way
Speaker 4: to keep the calls coming this morning on great Form
Speaker 4: nine four one O four three is the number map stories,
Speaker 4: long held grudges, famous cousins. Two years ago we got
Speaker 4: Winston Churchill. We now get his opponent Hitler, Famous cousins
Speaker 4: and things.
Speaker 1: You still have Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: It's so tough, So tough? Is it over? Patsy's homeschooling
Speaker 4: ever going to be over? Will we ever see the
Speaker 4: back of them in the house all day every day
Speaker 4: Monday Friday.
Speaker 6: There is light at the end of the tunnel. What
Speaker 6: is our prayers have been answered. We now have a
Speaker 6: date for when the kids are allowed back at school.
Speaker 6: The Premier is still speaking, but he's just announced that
Speaker 6: all kids will be back in the classroom by June nine.
Speaker 2: June nine, going.
Speaker 4: To have the house to just us again.
Speaker 5: Afternoon.
Speaker 4: Delight, it's back. It was twenty twenty.
Speaker 5: This is great news.
Speaker 4: You're not winding me up.
Speaker 2: I am not the first ones.
Speaker 6: They're doing it staggered prep years one to eleven and twelve,
Speaker 6: with the first to go back on May twenty six,
Speaker 6: So just a fortnight away and the rest of the
Speaker 6: year groups will be allowed in schools two weeks after that.
Speaker 4: She remember what years my children are in?
Speaker 3: Actually, you can either promote them ahead a few years
Speaker 3: or make them redo the early classes.
Speaker 5: Thirteen and fifteen. Are there any years nine and eleven? Pats?
Speaker 3: I think they're going to wait another two weeks?
Speaker 2: Hope, No, you'll be right. Is Roubes in year eleven?
Speaker 4: No? No, they should be in fifteen?
Speaker 5: Going to be sixteen?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 3: Should be in year ten or nine?
Speaker 4: No, she's ten.
Speaker 2: You're bushing her up.
Speaker 4: Not a good look for me. I don't need to
Speaker 4: be saying this, and I get told off my my wife.
Speaker 4: Now this is shocking.
Speaker 3: Over the weekend, I asked Christian when he was complaining
Speaker 3: about home schooling. I said, surely there are some parents
Speaker 3: that love having their kids home all the time, and
Speaker 3: he said, if someone says that to you, they're lying.
Speaker 4: Fly, my little pretty fly, go out the nest. It
Speaker 4: has been so tough. Hello man, smile, friends, I've come
Speaker 4: to talk with you again. Oh that is good news.
Speaker 4: So all the kids are going back to school. Well
Speaker 4: there are dates again, Patsy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So the first Lance years one to eleven and
Speaker 6: twelve go back on May twenty six, so a fortnight
Speaker 6: away and then the rest of the year group.
Speaker 2: So everyone, all of them, all the.
Speaker 6: Little girls and boys and beauties will be back on
Speaker 6: June nine.
Speaker 5: Right now everywhere, Patsy, aren't they It's like.
Speaker 4: Wow wow, Whereas right now every single teacher is hell
Speaker 4: but the Gin motel down all right? Then? Great news,
Speaker 4: that is really great anyway, great news. Five to Witch Tuesday. Yes,
Speaker 4: map stories. What have you got this morning about reading maps?
Speaker 4: Jack Posts and Millennial was stunned yesterday about there. We
Speaker 4: had to consult charts at the says, melways, sid ways
Speaker 4: whereever they were, wherever you're from, maps to navigate and
Speaker 4: the course the stars for some of the older gold
Speaker 4: listeners and sextons. So map stories anything to do with
Speaker 4: map reading long held grudges? Have you got a story
Speaker 4: about a long held grudge famous cousins. If you just
Speaker 4: tuned in, we've had one with a hit the connection
Speaker 4: just before the eight o'clock news. What show can rival
Speaker 4: that on your doll of the old If you've just
Speaker 4: tuned in the ten thousand dollars scret sound hasn't gone,
Speaker 4: we can top that with if you just tuned in
Speaker 4: the Hitler connection. Malcolm Hitler is just who we heard
Speaker 4: about after before eight o'clock and.
Speaker 5: Things you still own?
Speaker 4: I found this yesterday, which is a mixed sed I
Speaker 4: made almost sixteen years ago when my daughter was a
Speaker 4: day old.
Speaker 5: I want.
Speaker 4: I went to pick her up from hospital with my wife.
Speaker 4: I don't know what the tracks on them because don't
Speaker 4: have a CD play. But what do you still on.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: This week on five to but Tuesdays, we're looking for
Speaker 4: your stories as ever, looking for stories about maps.
Speaker 5: Do you remember when before there was Google.
Speaker 4: Mapps, s Apple Maps, sat navs, we had maps, Atlases, melways.
Speaker 4: You must have stories about trying to read them, navigate
Speaker 4: going on a long road trip using maps. Long held grudges?
Speaker 4: Have you got a long held grudge famous cousins and
Speaker 4: things you still own Christian, I've still got my collection
Speaker 4: of this is from lawn. I still got my collection
Speaker 4: of four hundred Hot Wheels Cars Love Wheel. Seriously, if
Speaker 4: I was in charge of Formula one, rebuild those tracks
Speaker 4: into an actual, full sized version of Hot Wheels The Loop,
Speaker 4: the Loop figured to, then I might watch Formula one racing.
Speaker 4: A real life version of Hot Whells is what the
Speaker 4: world needs. Most of them still in their original boxes.
Speaker 4: I started collecting them four years of age, when I
Speaker 4: was just a little kid. I've still got them now,
Speaker 4: thirty six years later.
Speaker 5: Have you still play with them?
Speaker 3: Well, if they're in the original boxes, is that one
Speaker 3: of those people who doesn't want to? Are they got
Speaker 3: to stay mink condition?
Speaker 4: You can't take this is my superannuation. I sell these
Speaker 4: one day. Your your husband Chris isn't one of those.
Speaker 4: He doesn't keep them with my toys.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's got all. Yeah, he's got he has the
Speaker 2: original all of the original Star Wars figurines.
Speaker 3: That'd be worth.
Speaker 4: Seriously, when you go Abba coming around this weekend.
Speaker 2: That crack them out?
Speaker 4: Oh you wait to Benny and Forderson's the other one
Speaker 4: at the back that you know they're gonna.
Speaker 6: Still They've all still got their capes, and so nothing
Speaker 6: is missing, nothing's missing.
Speaker 2: He's got his mister t Doll. He's got not.
Speaker 3: As not as sought after as the early Star Wars.
Speaker 4: Characters, remember that character in the Star Wars Universe.
Speaker 2: And Masters of the Universe. He's still got all that
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 4: Really what he man and skeletal?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 6: Great, Uh No, I don't think he's got the castle.
Speaker 6: He's got all the figurines track.
Speaker 4: Can you even get back to my thanks, Jenny, want
Speaker 4: to know I love that as a kid. Anyway, all
Speaker 4: very interesting. Let's go the lines right now.
Speaker 7: Aaron, good morning, Yeah, good morning, Chris. I am what
Speaker 7: father in law used to work at the used to
Speaker 7: print the mailways, the maps and uh and every year
Speaker 7: he'd come home and you know when the new ones
Speaker 7: come out, the new editions, he'd come home and you
Speaker 7: hanged me out to all of us. So he's a map.
Speaker 7: He's a map, and you've been driving along time. And
Speaker 7: what we didn't know was it you've been driving along
Speaker 7: somewhere and you've been following the map and you go
Speaker 7: to to in the age and it's missing. The next page.
Speaker 7: So all the reach it.
Speaker 3: He's got the ones that were headed for the bin.
Speaker 7: All the ones are headed for the bin. He was
Speaker 7: bringing home time hego God, and you.
Speaker 4: Know, greats it. We're on the edge of the world.
Speaker 7: Every single time you have to go somewhere, especially for work,
Speaker 7: you go somewhere and you'll be following them.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 7: But then you go to the page ship three and
Speaker 7: every year we kept falling for the same thing. We
Speaker 7: just kept getting the same mass. I'm gonna happy when
Speaker 7: the navigation came down on the on.
Speaker 4: The that's awesome. We'll give you a hundred dollar EBO voucher.
Speaker 4: Great call, Aaron, really funny.
Speaker 7: Thank you, Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: All right, mate, have a good day, Amanda, Good morning, Amanda.
Speaker 4: Hi Christian, Oh yeah, yeah, go on map stories.
Speaker 8: Yes.
Speaker 12: Years ago, many years ago, when I was a teenager,
Speaker 12: my dad and I were driving from Geelong to john
Speaker 12: Cart and my dad was getting me to navigate. I
Speaker 12: am hopeless at reading melways. I've never been able to.
Speaker 12: My dad was getting frustrated with me, so I through
Speaker 12: the whole mailways out of the window on the Princess Freeway.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's the only one on the Princess
Speaker 4: Freeway and a lot of other freeways as well. They're
Speaker 4: a nightmare to navigate whilst're driving with attle kind of
Speaker 4: a navigation copard it next to you. Yes all, Amanda,
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, have a good day. Thank you
Speaker 4: still driving down there, Princess are We're looking for it now. Michael, Michael,
Speaker 4: good morning.
Speaker 13: Mine, Christian here are you going? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I'm good Michael. I hope you well this morning. Thanks
Speaker 4: for joining us. What have you got for five time Tuesday? Mate?
Speaker 13: I still have after forty eight years my very first
Speaker 13: gift I was given at school by staying the course.
Speaker 13: Who came to go there? Give a Tonga tractor?
Speaker 4: Oh I just have a little Tonka tractor. Those things
Speaker 4: are indestructible, the old Tonka toys.
Speaker 7: That's all.
Speaker 13: Looks as good as the day that I got my
Speaker 13: tweet through film.
Speaker 5: Yeah me too.
Speaker 4: I literally throwing out my bedroom window then run down, says,
Speaker 4: stamp on it, just to see if I could destruct it.
Speaker 4: I was that kid, uh and.
Speaker 5: Those things you couldn't break the Tonka.
Speaker 4: Trucks, could you?
Speaker 13: They were indestructible.
Speaker 4: This is what the Apple Corporation did you get Tonka
Speaker 4: to make those phones, then they won't break so easily.
Speaker 13: Tonka phones, they never have to replace anything, No, exactly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Michael, that's great, fond memories of my tont I
Speaker 5: love that.
Speaker 4: Michael. Thank you very much. You cool. Have a good day.
Speaker 4: Glenn's in line. One last call. This break we've got Glenn.
Speaker 4: He's got a famous cousin. Glenn, who's your famous cousin?
Speaker 4: This is better. We've gone from I've gone from hit
Speaker 4: there to Steve. Someone is exactly Steve Irwin. So what
Speaker 4: was Steve Irwin to the family.
Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, it was great.
Speaker 11: There were wished to go up there every school holidays
Speaker 11: and say you and work in the park.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That must have been like work with the crocodile. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's right, feeding him, partickling him.
Speaker 5: I don't think you can trick Steve, would you know?
Speaker 5: But no, I don't think you do that. Oh that's
Speaker 5: at incredible. That's a pretty great connection, Glint. Thank you
Speaker 5: very much.
Speaker 4: I have a good day. No.
Speaker 7: Thanks.
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Speaker 4: Today's that on time wasay stuff. Twelfth of May Today
Speaker 4: is International Nurses Day Special day. This it's actually on
Speaker 4: the twelfth of May because it's the birthday of the
Speaker 4: founder of modern nursing, so Florence nighty gal. That's why
Speaker 4: it's the twelfth of May today.
Speaker 5: So they're asking people wherever you are, whatever time difference
Speaker 5: you're in.
Speaker 4: This is quite coolers. My mum told about it over
Speaker 4: the weekend. It was an NHS nurse for forty four years.
Speaker 4: Is to light a candle tonight, to shine a light
Speaker 4: all over the world. Are the amazing jobs at nurses
Speaker 4: and healthcare professionals are doing all over the world right
Speaker 4: now and have down throughout the years and decades as well.
Speaker 4: So oh, we're doing that.
Speaker 5: It's a nice thing to do, like a little candle.
Speaker 4: All right. Then, So how do we go from that
Speaker 4: amazing person and the sacrifice of frontline workers and nurses
Speaker 4: to this gibberish we do We celebrate with the atwot
Speaker 4: time waster for the nurses with nurse songs.
Speaker 5: I'm looking at this.
Speaker 4: It is my mom would be ashamed of me. Actually,
Speaker 4: my mom would find this funny actually all right, and
Speaker 4: so nurse songs is what we're looking for today. I
Speaker 4: see you, baby, shaking that ass. I see you.
Speaker 5: Shaking that ass. Thank you, scan you feel it scan
Speaker 5: you feel it?
Speaker 4: Silver, Tina Turner with Private Lancer, good lance that boil
Speaker 4: Private Lancer a lot of candle in here. Let's marve
Speaker 4: gay with her. Let's get it, Matron, Matron. Let's get it,
Speaker 4: Matron Silver.
Speaker 5: What you're the nurse? Try and understand it, the nurse,
Speaker 5: try and understand it.
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, what have you got there for? Nurse Songs?
Speaker 3: IV got a crush on you, Silver. My chart will
Speaker 3: go on.
Speaker 4: Bronze.
Speaker 3: I thought you didn't even want to response. I didn't
Speaker 3: even want to market.
Speaker 5: Knock on ward, Knock on ward is good.
Speaker 4: That's gold.
Speaker 3: Yes, scrubs, oh, very.
Speaker 4: Good, took a while.
Speaker 5: That's super smart. Actually gold plus high standard.
Speaker 4: There.
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Speaker 4: Okay, what are we doing? Oh yes, Nurse songs. That's
Speaker 4: what we're doing.
Speaker 5: Nurse songs.
Speaker 4: By the way, Jack and nine Song just watched an
Speaker 4: incredible video.
Speaker 5: We'll talk about Hot Wheels earlier.
Speaker 4: It's still highbrow Tuesday talk about Hot Winds cars, speculating
Speaker 4: why can't Formula one build like a version of Hot
Speaker 4: Wheels and have the old loop the loop with an
Speaker 4: actual I was about to say adult sized car.
Speaker 3: I thought, surely a real car has never been around
Speaker 3: a loop to loop in real life.
Speaker 4: We just you just we just watched the videot hat. Yeah,
Speaker 4: a little tiny little guy in it. It doesn't look
Speaker 4: like it builds up that much speed.
Speaker 2: Like a Preus or something doing loop to loop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like a poor man's Stig from Test
Speaker 3: Year driving a Toyota and he goes it's.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, tribute mansion.
Speaker 5: But he actually does it anyway to anyone. But it's tickled.
Speaker 4: It's a low attention span doing this job. Perhaps he's
Speaker 4: going to miss working with us when she's over there
Speaker 4: and start the room now Radio Today dot Com to
Speaker 4: AU Exclusive. All right, so nurse songs bed Pan of Roses,
Speaker 4: silver word on Duges of Croydon, under blood pressure.
Speaker 3: Bronze.
Speaker 4: Plas, Mamma Mia Plas, Mamma Mia gold world doned Glenn
Speaker 4: pour some deetle on me, Mark in Thornbury, Hit me
Speaker 4: with your best crutch silver My heart will go on
Speaker 4: if you don't unplug the machine, silver plus warrant.
Speaker 5: Everybody wants to rule the ward. Everyone wants to rule
Speaker 5: the ward.
Speaker 4: Very good, Ashley and Croydon. Don't cry for me, No,
Speaker 4: that's actually really rude to producer selected that jagged little
Speaker 4: take your piel three times a day, Glove me do Silver,
Speaker 4: Mamma me, I've got diarrhea, made us love the most,
Speaker 4: Come on, don't bot them down. Mamma me, I've got diarrhea.
Speaker 4: Ryands as well. Don't this ain't much better? But don't
Speaker 4: stand so Coloss to me, Coloss to me, lost to me?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Gold, very very good. How we give that one?
Speaker 5: Colostom me bag one now? But mom and me, I've
Speaker 5: got I don't know why. It's Italian. Now I'm warming
Speaker 5: to it.
Speaker 4: Funky cold Medicina, Gold, Bohemian biopsy, silver plus, take my
Speaker 4: pressure down silver, let me medicate you, Silver plus total
Speaker 4: collapse of the heart to keep it like listeners always, uh,
Speaker 4: don't go pressing that buzzer.
Speaker 5: Don't get it, bronze, I'm code blue.
Speaker 4: Song I for sixty five, that awful song two thousands, No,
Speaker 4: don't do it, terrible terrible song.
Speaker 1: Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: It's going on in there today.
Speaker 4: I tell you no, no, no, for once, for once.
Speaker 4: This is my mistake. Called Jackie Boys Old Magoo, the
Speaker 4: world's oldest producer, Older than Alan Jones. He actually gave
Speaker 4: birth to Alan Jones. You know we're doing the ten
Speaker 4: can a repeat work day.
Speaker 2: Brand in the head, well, someone's.
Speaker 4: About to have a grand on the hand. Because obviously
Speaker 4: the outbreaks a little bit light at the moment, we
Speaker 4: had time to plan another song, and Brad decided the
Speaker 4: fun thing to do would be play a song we've
Speaker 4: alread played.
Speaker 3: The simple copy and.
Speaker 4: It's literally did you joke? But the way it works,
Speaker 4: we're sending under their o CD players in radio station.
Speaker 4: He literally cut and pasts a song despite the station
Speaker 4: running the ten k no repeat work day, which means
Speaker 4: we now have to give away a thousand dollars. We
Speaker 4: were getting ready to pack up and say goodbye and
Speaker 4: finished today's show.
Speaker 5: We're now giving away a grand.
Speaker 3: I wish you were here for the frozen statues that
Speaker 3: we had the producing team, I.
Speaker 4: Said a producer, Brad, I'm pretty sure we've just played
Speaker 4: this song. Now they're all calling in.
Speaker 2: They know more about I think I need to come
Speaker 2: back in there and sort things out.
Speaker 5: Brad, producer Brand, what happers know? Who do we give
Speaker 5: one thousand dollars?
Speaker 4: We're not ready.
Speaker 5: I've got no production Brad what happens here. Choose a
Speaker 5: line at random, and we'll someone if they know what
Speaker 5: they need to know.
Speaker 3: Call the number three.
Speaker 5: Do you know?
Speaker 4: Do you know more than our exect producer new feature?
Speaker 4: We give away grand in the hand at the end
Speaker 4: of everyday show seepy called do you know show?
Speaker 5: Do you know?
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to line three. Tracy, Hello, Tracy.
Speaker 7: Do you know?
Speaker 6: I didn't know, and.
Speaker 7: So you just played that.
Speaker 5: I thought Tracy knows.
Speaker 9: Swiss means you win one thousand dollars. Tracy, you're the
Speaker 9: first time a winner. It really does pay just to
Speaker 9: have a listen to gold. You never know when we
Speaker 9: might just pulls it up.
Speaker 12: That's not I hadn't heard you saying coming.
Speaker 4: Up might be.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We always every time we know we're going to give
Speaker 3: it away, we make a big fuss about it. We
Speaker 3: have to talk about it.
Speaker 4: It's always on a Friday, sorry Thursday, but always towards
Speaker 4: the end of the week. Never on the second day,
Speaker 4: but being announced. Wha dear, oh dear, dear, oh.
Speaker 12: Dear, yes today, So I'm so sorry to thank you
Speaker 12: so much.
Speaker 4: That's great. What are you going to do with your
Speaker 4: thousand dollars? You've just accidentally won.
Speaker 11: Look I had got I uh got stood down and
Speaker 11: marched as a lot of people did.
Speaker 8: I have got so many bills sitting on the top
Speaker 8: of my fridge.
Speaker 5: They will be paid.
Speaker 8: So thank you, so so so much.
Speaker 4: I need that money. Thank you, so sad.
Speaker 5: That's all right, our pleasure. I'm glad you got some
Speaker 5: money this morning with our cockup.
Speaker 4: Well done.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Tell you what guys, slick us end to a radio
Speaker 5: show ever slick his end.
Speaker 4: To radio show ever tight off.
Speaker 5: The day's show was going to be Malcolm Hitler, but
Speaker 5: it's simply going to be do you know?
Speaker 4: Do you know? We're done? Bye bye.
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