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<v Speaker 1>Good morning a Christian o'connall show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>He's absolutely a freakazoid.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm afraid to ask too many questions in case I

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<v Speaker 3>learned this. It wasn't just a kiss.

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<v Speaker 4>What you make it? I've got a phobia. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian o'connall Show on Gold one four point three.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on God five.

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<v Speaker 5>Minutes past six Tuesday morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack Post in the studio.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi are you Christian?

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<v Speaker 4>But Trina Jones down the line in Werribee where anything

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<v Speaker 4>could happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, boys, how are you this morning?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh we're good. It's so nice, so nice, So nice

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<v Speaker 4>of you too. A plug in the equipment? Better mind.

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<v Speaker 4>All you have to do is literally plug a socket

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<v Speaker 4>into the wall and keep it on the wall and

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<v Speaker 4>keep it on. Yes yesterday, for twenty minutes, we had

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<v Speaker 4>no pats and the problem was someone in your household.

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<v Speaker 4>I just unplugged the plug that connects you to this

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<v Speaker 4>radio station. I love that it all goes Because people

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<v Speaker 4>think there must be loads of wires and everything like that.

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<v Speaker 5>It simply comes down to a plug.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you don't need an expert to work it out.

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<v Speaker 6>No, Oh thanks Jack for your confidence boost. But you

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<v Speaker 6>know what I do owe my husband in apology first off,

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<v Speaker 6>and utmost this morning, because I was very damning yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>I did blame the love God.

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<v Speaker 5>You actually said to us off here, he's dead.

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<v Speaker 3>He's actually I'm going to kill him, and the Christian

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<v Speaker 3>asked you if we could do it on it.

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<v Speaker 6>I do apologize, darling, because it wasn't you. It was

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<v Speaker 6>the eight year old who I had remembered was in

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<v Speaker 6>here on Sunday afternoon recharging the iPad because it was flat.

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<v Speaker 6>And you know what, she doesn't realize how things work

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<v Speaker 6>or that mummy needs that to do a job and

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<v Speaker 6>to put food on the table.

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<v Speaker 4>So hopefully so you've taught a consequences and you've smashed

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<v Speaker 4>all a bedroom furniture and she's sleeping on the flot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's out there back with the dog.

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<v Speaker 4>Nice.

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<v Speaker 2>So I do apologize, Christopher.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, team, how do we think yesterday? Dan Andrews, So

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<v Speaker 4>are you now changing your weekend plans?

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<v Speaker 5>We are.

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<v Speaker 3>It feels like we've been grounded and we're allowed to

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<v Speaker 3>go and see our friends again. Our friends were straight

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<v Speaker 3>away on a group text message saying should we go

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<v Speaker 3>and kick the footy on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's great, and so me and my mate Sue

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<v Speaker 4>played golf badly together. We tried to book yesterday at

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<v Speaker 4>five o'clock. We're playing nine holes this week away. No way.

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<v Speaker 4>The golfers sat moment and I think Sam Newman's booked

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<v Speaker 4>all tea times for the rest.

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<v Speaker 5>Of twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 4>I sure you think of yesterday's news about how a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of outdoor activities hiking, fishing, and of course golf

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<v Speaker 4>can now happen again from Patsy, can you tell me

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<v Speaker 4>why are all the restrictions lifted at exactly eleven fifty

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<v Speaker 4>nine tonight? Why tonight at exactly eleven fifty nine.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I suppose they have to pinpoint in time, don't they.

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<v Speaker 6>I guess to do it over night's easier than the

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<v Speaker 6>middle of the day.

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<v Speaker 4>All the golfers, the fishers, the hikers, we're all going

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<v Speaker 4>to rush outdoors, descending on golf courses and that's going

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<v Speaker 4>to create like a stampede around Victoria.

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<v Speaker 2>So maybe that's why they do it.

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<v Speaker 6>Maybe that's why they do it at midnight so you

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<v Speaker 6>don't get a big influx of people all at once

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<v Speaker 6>out in the community.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the curious one is that AFL this is a

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<v Speaker 4>big precursor to hopefully footy being back. Who knows next month?

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<v Speaker 4>Hopefully is that the players can go into training from

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<v Speaker 4>eleven fifty nine tonight. I'm going to drive round the Chief.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't see the D's players led by Max Gonder

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<v Speaker 4>and Sprint training okay at exactly twelve oh one am.

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<v Speaker 4>They are not committed to this strange twenty twenty season.

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<v Speaker 3>Which team's want and more? You can tell by who's

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<v Speaker 3>training at midnight till about one.

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<v Speaker 4>Minute past twelve.

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<v Speaker 7>Christian O'Connell, Christian O'Connell Show.

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<v Speaker 4>I've just seen the first text that's come into the

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<v Speaker 4>show today, the.

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<v Speaker 5>Six o'clock update at five fifty seven am.

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<v Speaker 4>Question Mark, question mark, question mark Andrew, Well, Andrew, sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>you're so angry that your six o'clock update, which you

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<v Speaker 4>obviously heard, because you not only did you hear it,

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<v Speaker 4>you check to see what time it was, was three

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<v Speaker 4>minutes early. We often have a choice, and producer Brad said,

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<v Speaker 4>do you want to go to the news early or late?

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<v Speaker 4>I'd rather go to it early so we can get

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<v Speaker 4>the show up, if you'd rather have the six o'clock update,

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<v Speaker 4>later than six o'clock, mister Andrew, please reply back you

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<v Speaker 4>have my number. Amazing isn't that people can get that

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<v Speaker 4>angry about the news being three minutes early.

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<v Speaker 8>That you hurt.

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<v Speaker 4>So it doesn't really matter whether it was a six

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<v Speaker 4>am or five fifty seven am question mark, question mark,

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<v Speaker 4>Mark Andrew, you have the.

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<v Speaker 6>News all right, but they get in the car and

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<v Speaker 6>they think they're like for work, though I see you

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<v Speaker 6>see who is there?

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<v Speaker 4>By the way.

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<v Speaker 5>I love it in radio when they think that everyone

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<v Speaker 5>listening to radio they.

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<v Speaker 4>All move around us one multi headed beasts, and they're

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<v Speaker 4>all doing different things. Patsy, they're not hanging on every

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<v Speaker 4>word we say.

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<v Speaker 3>Also think that's a myth. The first job I ever

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<v Speaker 3>had in radio, I remember the boss telling me that is.

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<v Speaker 3>People said they're watched by the radio. If they hear

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<v Speaker 3>if the traffic's late, then they think they have to

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<v Speaker 3>hop out of the shower early because they're going to

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<v Speaker 3>be late from work. People have clocks everywhere. They don't hear.

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<v Speaker 4>The it's on the microwave, it's on their wrist. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>we are not. I remember when I also we used

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<v Speaker 4>to have many many years ago, about three different breakfast

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<v Speaker 4>shows ago. Right, quite early on in my career, we

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<v Speaker 4>had this American consultant called Dennis. He's famous all over

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<v Speaker 4>the world, right, very probably one of the radio's most

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<v Speaker 4>famous consultants. And he now is the exec producer of

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<v Speaker 4>Ryan Seacrest's show. It goes all over East and West Coast.

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<v Speaker 4>Ryan Seacrest is on something like forty five million dollars

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<v Speaker 4>a year. He's the biggest syndicated radio show. Is actually

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<v Speaker 4>bigger now than Stern because he goes into all these

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<v Speaker 4>different markets. But anyway, he's now his exec producer, so

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<v Speaker 4>he's a gun of radio. And I remember he used

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<v Speaker 4>to consult for me for six months until they fired

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<v Speaker 4>him because of some advice he gave me. But before

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<v Speaker 4>I get to that, right, there was he consulted on

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<v Speaker 4>me and another bigger, very successful breakfast show in London.

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<v Speaker 4>Then a legend of morning radio in London was Chris Tarrant.

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<v Speaker 4>For years, no one could get near Chris Tarrant, right,

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<v Speaker 4>he was a god. And I was on an indie station.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess it'd be like Triple R. Triple J would

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<v Speaker 4>have been like equipment and had a five great years there.

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<v Speaker 4>Ricky Gervais used to be there in Carl Pilkeerton. It

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<v Speaker 4>was a great five years. But anyway, I had this

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<v Speaker 4>consultant and he would literally go from speaking to Chris Tarrant,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, this very successful god, to then this grubby

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<v Speaker 4>kind of indie DJ, which is me in my late

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<v Speaker 4>twenty early thirties. Remember the first time he sat down

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<v Speaker 4>me after a show, right, and I walked him thinking

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<v Speaker 4>that was another great barnburner of a show, and he

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<v Speaker 4>just goes to me, do you know what this number

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<v Speaker 4>here is? And I go, I don't know. And I

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<v Speaker 4>looked at a load of numbers that was like there

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<v Speaker 4>were like it was like a tally chart. There was

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<v Speaker 4>like about twenty there, and he goes, do you want

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<v Speaker 4>this number is? And there was two on not even

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<v Speaker 4>one of those bar to go through, And I said,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. He goes the one that left all

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<v Speaker 4>of those numbers. That's the many times Chris Tarrant tells

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<v Speaker 4>the time he treats his show like a human alarm clock.

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<v Speaker 4>Over here, four hour show. You do two casual time checks,

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<v Speaker 4>one of which you mumbled, if you want to be

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<v Speaker 4>successful on breakfast radio, being more like Chris Terell the time,

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<v Speaker 4>the time he literally wrote down human alarm clock. You

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<v Speaker 4>wouldn't treat the show like so. You would have loved

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<v Speaker 4>his advice. Passon.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know. Do you do a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>time calls?

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<v Speaker 2>Now you have never heard him do it time for

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<v Speaker 2>two years?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I do, yeah, coming, you don't hear them.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a paper that stuff. It's like, this is the

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<v Speaker 3>stuff he has to get through.

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<v Speaker 5>No one is lying in bed until I tell them

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<v Speaker 5>the time.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, we all say it's now eight thirteen hours.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes you're going to wait through an air break, a

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<v Speaker 3>song and the news just for you to come back

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<v Speaker 3>and tell somebody at the time. But it's your last

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<v Speaker 3>the twenty minutes of the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know why they went to walk my dog

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<v Speaker 4>to day. They started the show early. And the other

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<v Speaker 4>piece of advice, right, he went to me, by the way,

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<v Speaker 4>this indie format is holding you back.

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<v Speaker 5>You should quit and.

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<v Speaker 4>That is why they fired him as my consultant, a

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<v Speaker 4>great consultant. This place is to die.

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<v Speaker 5>Leave here as aben. That was the end of me and.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast Late.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Late Law Party. This is where the home

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<v Speaker 4>of all your brilliant emails on the show. You can

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<v Speaker 4>chip in about anything you've heard us talk about on

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<v Speaker 4>sling us an email, you can do it when it's

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<v Speaker 4>easier for you. We call it late to the party.

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<v Speaker 4>The email address as always Christian at gold one four

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<v Speaker 4>three dot com dot au. And yes I read all

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<v Speaker 4>the emails first one because I'm so much said on

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<v Speaker 4>yesterday's sho join the misheard lyrics from Victoria Keene. Christian

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<v Speaker 4>not to be too pedantic, but I am going to be.

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<v Speaker 4>You mentioned the great Aussie band Dragon on yesterday's show

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<v Speaker 4>during the miss her lyrics section. Not an Australian band.

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<v Speaker 3>I said the New Zealand. We tried to claim in

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<v Speaker 3>Clive scenario exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>That Chap actually a Kiwi band relocated to Sydney, but

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<v Speaker 4>fronted by the late Mark Hunter, who was a key

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<v Speaker 4>we Please see attached.

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<v Speaker 5>Links for evidence. Three attached links.

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<v Speaker 4>I take your word for Victoria Keen, and as always

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<v Speaker 4>I'm learning about my new home and what's Australia. What's

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<v Speaker 4>her New Zealand. Australians do have a habit and form

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<v Speaker 4>here of taking things. Aren't necessarily theirs and making them Australian.

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<v Speaker 4>She goes here, ps Pavlova, far Lap, Split Ends, Crowded House,

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<v Speaker 4>Russell Crowe OSSI's stealing our stuff since forever ago. That

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<v Speaker 4>comes from Victoria listening to the show every day over

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<v Speaker 4>in Christchurch, New Zealand.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what that made me think of her linking

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<v Speaker 3>all the evidence is that we sit on our own

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<v Speaker 3>pile of evidence, which is our encyclopedias. And then I

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<v Speaker 3>look around and since we've been out of the studio

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<v Speaker 3>and lockdown, someone's got rid of all the encyclopedias.

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<v Speaker 4>Another victim of lockdown is knowledge ability to learn.

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<v Speaker 9>He's running this station, Hitler, he tried to burn all

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<v Speaker 9>the books.

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<v Speaker 4>What's going on? Tom Taylor, Great name sounds like something

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<v Speaker 4>from a kid's TV show, Tom Taylor, Christian, Jack and

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<v Speaker 4>Pats love the discovery on the show last week from You,

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<v Speaker 4>Christian that the only job that doesn't require working knowledge

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<v Speaker 4>of the times table is yours as the humble radio DJ.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes learning for me Yeah last week Open, he said

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<v Speaker 4>on air, no one knows to know that needs to

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<v Speaker 4>know the time tables in their jobs. When it turns

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<v Speaker 4>out every other job apart from this Mickey Mouse job

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<v Speaker 4>does need to know.

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<v Speaker 3>That apparently every day as well. And you gave me

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<v Speaker 3>did you use it once in the last year.

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<v Speaker 4>I heard also Jack struggling with nine times eight, as

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<v Speaker 4>he called it, his nemesis. We should do a phone

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<v Speaker 4>in one day. We can do a whole show about

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<v Speaker 4>what is your nemesis and what has been your nemesis.

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<v Speaker 4>They're with you from childhood. I remember telling my kids

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<v Speaker 4>that one I said, the thing is with these people

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<v Speaker 4>who don't like at school. What's at school is in

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<v Speaker 4>the rest of adult life. There are those characters and

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<v Speaker 4>archetypes and nemesis that are always there. Those people you're

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<v Speaker 4>not quite sure if you like them more. They just

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<v Speaker 4>irritate you. I heard a discovery about the nine times table.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, not more advice about the times good. This

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<v Speaker 4>would be good I need in this job. I heard

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<v Speaker 4>the discovery about the nine times table that Jack might

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<v Speaker 4>be able to use. That is, all of the nine

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<v Speaker 4>times table add up to nine. This sounds odd. Let

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<v Speaker 4>me explain. Two times nine equals eighteen. So that's one

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<v Speaker 4>plus eight equals nine. Nine times eight equals seventy two. Again,

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<v Speaker 4>seven plus two equals nine.

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<v Speaker 3>It not really, it's it's actually adding more calculations into

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<v Speaker 3>what is essentially should be one calculation.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys, this a real game changer.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, again, we can do a phone in about

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<v Speaker 4>game changes. This my friend Tom, thank you very much

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<v Speaker 4>your email. Tom Taylor not a game changer. Christian Lateler

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<v Speaker 4>party in Scotland. I listened to your podcast a bit

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<v Speaker 4>behind because I used to work for a big international

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<v Speaker 4>airline crew and I've been laid off. Still listening to

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<v Speaker 4>the show, though, I hope you're okay. I used to

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<v Speaker 4>work first class cabin London Heathrow to lax and a

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<v Speaker 4>few years ago. One of our passengers was working on

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<v Speaker 4>his laptop with a very fancy looking extra keyboard connected

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<v Speaker 4>to it. I think this is when you didn't realize

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<v Speaker 4>who you were talking to. We did a couple of

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<v Speaker 4>weeks on the show Try my Best first Class Customer

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<v Speaker 4>Service Voice. I said, that.

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<v Speaker 5>Looks like a very nifty piece of kit. What's that?

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<v Speaker 4>The passenger in first class looked at me wearily and

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<v Speaker 4>went a keyboard, and I said, ooh, are you a musician?

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<v Speaker 5>He smiled and went yes.

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<v Speaker 4>I went back and checked his name, then googled him

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<v Speaker 4>and found out it was Mark Hoppers from blink favorite.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, my all time favorite.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that he actually flew back again two days later

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<v Speaker 4>with us and he was a lovely guy. Had a

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<v Speaker 4>big chat with him in the galley. Also there at

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<v Speaker 4>the galley at the same time was Damian Lewis, the actor,

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<v Speaker 4>great British actor, his star of Homeland.

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<v Speaker 3>Homeland.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I supe as like.

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<v Speaker 4>A chat show.

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<v Speaker 10>You head up there twenty thousand feet Yes, Christian O'Connell

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<v Speaker 10>show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>We have Patsy. I mean, it's a real shame you're

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<v Speaker 4>missing out on that. I know you're working from home

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<v Speaker 4>and you have been for quite a few weeks now.

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<v Speaker 4>You miss out on the team meeting on a Monday.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yes, that is a real regular nothing. It's a

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<v Speaker 4>real regular brains trust as always, the team meeting at well,

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<v Speaker 4>at one point Sue the boss who very strong relationship

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<v Speaker 4>with this team. Respectful our Phil Jackson. If you watch

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<v Speaker 4>her last dance, that's our Phil Jackson.

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<v Speaker 5>Oka playmaker. You know you she's brought back the ten k.

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<v Speaker 3>The same way as in the MJ documentary if they

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<v Speaker 3>were getting rid of Phil Jackson. MJ is not going

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<v Speaker 3>to play no way get rid of soup.

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<v Speaker 5>We're out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you go in her office. It's like going the

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<v Speaker 4>office of Phil Jackson. That whiteboard. You've got what we

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<v Speaker 4>call the gold place. You got the playbook in there,

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<v Speaker 4>and it came out yesterday.

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<v Speaker 5>Who knew? That's suddenly on a Monday, when.

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<v Speaker 4>Everyone's looking at Dan Andrews, what's our boss doing, Sue Jackson,

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<v Speaker 4>she's talking ten K, no repeat work day, but game changer.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not.

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<v Speaker 4>It is ten K, but it's ten people winning one

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<v Speaker 4>K over ten hours.

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<v Speaker 3>Sparks are coming out trying to defend that.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't, you can't, you can't deal with it. It's

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<v Speaker 4>like the full court press. You can't handle that kind

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<v Speaker 4>of heat. And then I hear Patsy she's written a

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<v Speaker 4>new line for you at the top of the venus,

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<v Speaker 4>and that what is it?

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<v Speaker 5>One grand in your back.

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<v Speaker 2>In your bang, a grand in the hand?

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<v Speaker 5>What does that come from? That genius? Likely it is

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<v Speaker 5>it's like working with Prince.

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<v Speaker 4>Go in there and there's a new you lick and

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<v Speaker 4>you're like, one grand in your hand. I walk out

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<v Speaker 4>there going I can't. I couldn't come up with something

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<v Speaker 4>like that anyway. In the team meeting yesterday, she snapped

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<v Speaker 4>at one point and went that's the last time I'm

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<v Speaker 4>ever giving you a compliment. I actually said that to me.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the last time. And that's the Phil Jackson away,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, keep them down. Yeah, tough love. But one

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<v Speaker 4>thing we found out is that brad Our producer his

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<v Speaker 4>wife has spent one hundred and thirty dollars buying a

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<v Speaker 4>pair of dumbbells on gum tree. Because you can't buy

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<v Speaker 4>dumbbells in Rebel Sports or anywhere. They're all sold out,

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<v Speaker 4>like when we went to Lockdown. But just for a

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<v Speaker 4>pair of dumbbells, which are normally what twenty thirty bucks

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<v Speaker 4>toss you would.

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<v Speaker 3>Think at most, Yeah, for one hundred and thirty bucks,

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<v Speaker 3>can't you surely just some heavy things outside.

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<v Speaker 4>Like go to Bunnings that's it's a gravel or something.

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<v Speaker 4>And for about eight bucks one hundred and thirty dollars

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<v Speaker 4>on gum tree. Whoever was sold those over the weekend

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<v Speaker 4>is laughing as you're putting away with your car barely

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<v Speaker 4>lay down with a couple of little dumbbells in the back.

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<v Speaker 3>Then, just by coincidence, I've come across an article that

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<v Speaker 3>is the top ten most searched products on gum Tree.

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<v Speaker 5>Ah all right, what do we think are on the list?

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<v Speaker 4>Then? So what?

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<v Speaker 5>This is the most search for things on gum Tree.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the most search for things on gum Tree

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<v Speaker 3>over the year. So it might be influenced by things

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<v Speaker 3>like Jim equipment being sold out in rebel Sport, but

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<v Speaker 3>it also might just be your everyday items.

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<v Speaker 5>You making it really tough? Is it home Jim equipment?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Christian, the first one number.

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<v Speaker 4>Might be home Jim equipment. Please? Can Jack post take over?

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<v Speaker 4>If Eddie ever leaves Millionaire hot seat? Can Jack go on?

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<v Speaker 5>Now? This big question might have.

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<v Speaker 4>An answer that begins with the letter B.

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<v Speaker 5>An A. All right, so home Jim?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Well, then Christian goes ahead one nil, Patsy,

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<v Speaker 3>what do you think I reckon?

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<v Speaker 6>Like baby nursery furniture would have to be on there,

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<v Speaker 6>like prams and cots and all that rigmarole bell.

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<v Speaker 11>On the.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian?

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<v Speaker 4>When you say home Jim equipment, is it more than

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<v Speaker 4>one item on there?

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<v Speaker 5>Rowing machine?

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<v Speaker 4>Dumb bell?

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<v Speaker 3>Jim takes care of all those okay, adult sex toys

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<v Speaker 3>this week?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I've got to go and.

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<v Speaker 5>Get one this week came from some countries.

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<v Speaker 3>What happened to the one sexy Land sent you weren't

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<v Speaker 3>happy with them or you got your full use out

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<v Speaker 3>of them.

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<v Speaker 5>A rain mac.

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<v Speaker 4>Like pun show with sexy Land on I can't walk

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<v Speaker 4>out my dog in the rain advertising sexy Land with

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<v Speaker 4>your dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Sex toys is not on there.

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<v Speaker 6>What about old engagement rings? You know, things have gone

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<v Speaker 6>a bit of rye and they've got to get rid

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<v Speaker 6>of the offload the ring.

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<v Speaker 3>No type of jewelry in the top.

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<v Speaker 4>Trailers not.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll give you that for caravan at number three?

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<v Speaker 5>All right, shoes shoes.

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<v Speaker 4>Is not on there.

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<v Speaker 3>And please don't take multiple guesses in.

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<v Speaker 6>A televisions Old TV pleasantess TVs aren't on there.

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<v Speaker 5>Who is buying an old Knacker TV off gum Tree.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to sell one at the moment.

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<v Speaker 4>What a TV?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, big.

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<v Speaker 2>Fifty inch? How much your pioneer speakers?

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<v Speaker 4>How much you asking?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take a couple of hundred one? Maybe pretty good

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<v Speaker 2>if you encounters with the.

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<v Speaker 3>Pats is allowed to sell a TV and I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>allowed to sell my U.

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<v Speaker 5>Because it's under two hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>You know the golden rule. You were asking for several

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<v Speaker 4>thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>I said the going price was five thousand thousand was

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<v Speaker 3>too low?

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>So what is on the top ten of the most

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<v Speaker 4>searched items on gum Tree?

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<v Speaker 3>At number ten the Humble pushbike and number nine a

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<v Speaker 3>Granny Flatt's photo like portable homes?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh right out of the boat?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh cool?

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<v Speaker 4>So right?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Number eight was the jim equipment. Number seven jobs, it's

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<v Speaker 3>a picture of a man doing a courier Is a

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<v Speaker 3>courier driver?

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't know you could do that in country?

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<v Speaker 3>Number six is a puppy. Would you buy that?

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<v Speaker 4>Pretty?

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<v Speaker 5>Sad?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like that. It could be breeders, It could

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<v Speaker 2>be legit puppy farms.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that if the.

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<v Speaker 4>Newsreader of passy saying puppy farms.

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<v Speaker 3>Like number five is the fridge. Number four is a

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<v Speaker 3>room to rent. Number three is the caravan. Number two

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<v Speaker 3>is a boat, and that number one.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm trying to think like an Australian. Now the boats at.

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<v Speaker 3>Number two, boats at number two.

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<v Speaker 4>I should have gone for the boat. You guys love

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<v Speaker 4>a boat? Is it fishing rods?

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<v Speaker 3>At number one is a car?

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<v Speaker 5>You knew well? Now you're up to.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>So yesterday evening news went around the world that the

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<v Speaker 4>great one of the comedy great actors, Jerry Stiller, father

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<v Speaker 4>of Benston, had passed away. And have you ever seen

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<v Speaker 4>him in Seinfeld? Also great in King of Queen's with

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<v Speaker 4>Kevin James, great sitcom as well, But Seinfeld, he was amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>It was actually only in thirty episodes out of one

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<v Speaker 4>hundred and eighty, but the impact, Yeah, it always felt

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<v Speaker 4>like more than a recurring character who only actually did

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<v Speaker 4>thirty out of the one hundred eighty episodes one hundred

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<v Speaker 4>and eighty episodes that they did of the run of Seinfeld,

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<v Speaker 4>but he had such a big impact on it. Even

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<v Speaker 4>when he was referred to, you just started to smile.

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<v Speaker 4>He was an amazing comic actor and in any scene

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<v Speaker 4>he was in in Seinfeld, and what a great cast

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<v Speaker 4>that was inside right, they were so great in that

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<v Speaker 4>I always thought he stole every single scene he was

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<v Speaker 4>in the Volcanic Father of George Costanza, Frank stands who

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<v Speaker 4>would just fly off the hand or was an amazing

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<v Speaker 4>performance by him. Festivus is one of the best episodes

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<v Speaker 4>of Seinfeld with Franks Stanza, where he wanted to do

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<v Speaker 4>his own alternative to Christmas. He had a fear of

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<v Speaker 4>He had a fear of tinsel like one of our

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<v Speaker 4>last week, didn't. He set his own alternative and it was.

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<v Speaker 4>I watched this episode and the Caddy as well, which

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<v Speaker 4>is another great one when Frank reacts in a really

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<v Speaker 4>weird way when he finds out his son might be dead.

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<v Speaker 4>But anyway, this is a bit of his great work

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<v Speaker 4>in Festivus.

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<v Speaker 1>Until you'll pin me, George fest of Us is not.

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<v Speaker 5>Challenging his son to her mind, let's rumble.

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<v Speaker 12>Take of Georgie.

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<v Speaker 4>Stop crying and fight you far. This is the Festivus.

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<v Speaker 5>Stop crying and your father brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a lot of problems with your people.

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<v Speaker 4>Now you're gonna hear about it. And then even going

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<v Speaker 4>up against the great Will Ferrell, Ben still had cast

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<v Speaker 4>his dad as his dad in Zoolander. He's got He's

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<v Speaker 4>great in Zoolander as well. And I just remembered it

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<v Speaker 4>last night because I only watched it again for the

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<v Speaker 4>first time in years Zoolander to show my kids it.

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<v Speaker 5>It's still really fun.

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<v Speaker 3>I would love to see it again. I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 3>it in.

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<v Speaker 4>Years, such a great movie.

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<v Speaker 5>Forget about the cameos.

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<v Speaker 4>David Bowie, Yeah, not just a Cameo's got a couple

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<v Speaker 4>of really funny lines in there. And then the front

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<v Speaker 4>row of the thrashing parade has got all those actors

0:22:36.880 --> 0:22:39.480
<v Speaker 4>from years ago, like Stephen Dwarf. Do you remember Stephen Dorf.

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<v Speaker 4>He was that really cool kind of actor for a while.

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<v Speaker 4>They've got all these strange little cameos in it. But

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<v Speaker 4>I forgot that Jerry Stiller was in it as Maury Bollstein.

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<v Speaker 4>He's got this amazing scene.

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<v Speaker 1>Got two words for you, sugar, zip disk.

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<v Speaker 5>The whole thing is in my den in Long Island.

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<v Speaker 5>I can have that evidence here in twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>And a boy Maury a lot of second. I'm afraid

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<v Speaker 1>of the radiation where he calls his wife, Sheila Haley.

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<v Speaker 5>It's me listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I need you to bring dad ziptus in the then

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<v Speaker 1>down to the fashion show.

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<v Speaker 9>I don't care what the traffic is like, take the

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<v Speaker 9>goddamn service and get off before the bridge.

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<v Speaker 1>So put in one of those tupperware containers.

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<v Speaker 4>Now heat it up in the microwave when I get home.

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<v Speaker 10>For Christ's sake, it's a Castle old Sheila, it'll.

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<v Speaker 4>Stay shut up. No one yelled as funny as the

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<v Speaker 4>late great Jerry Stiller rip legend.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell show past yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if it was the news about maybe

0:23:44.760 --> 0:23:46.920
<v Speaker 4>they're gonna be going back to school before the end

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<v Speaker 4>of this time. The kids in my house a little

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<v Speaker 4>bit of a lighter atmosphere. It did help with.

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<v Speaker 5>The classic dad joke. This is a good joke right

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<v Speaker 5>during their break.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes I can see my daughters chatting to some of

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<v Speaker 4>their mates and like the spits on zoom for home schooling,

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<v Speaker 4>right and obviously I'm aware that the kids can see

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<v Speaker 4>obviously ruby.

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<v Speaker 3>Or if I walk past from the background, yep.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes I might do a funny voice like this, for

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<v Speaker 4>example last week.

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<v Speaker 8>Hello.

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<v Speaker 5>It gets an easy little laugh, and it might Most

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<v Speaker 5>of all, it just annoys my toor.

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<v Speaker 4>To go that's not funny.

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<v Speaker 5>That's my dad.

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<v Speaker 4>I killed with this one yesterday to pretend going downstairs

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<v Speaker 4>to coming back.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll tell you what pats those are. The two mates of.

0:24:29.240 --> 0:24:32.720
<v Speaker 4>Hers were laughing. Okay, that's all I need is two

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<v Speaker 4>of them laughing undone for the day. It was a

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<v Speaker 4>hell of a performance at one o'clock at lunchtime yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to hopefully I've got busy day to day

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<v Speaker 4>get back for another not this time, not man in

0:24:42.440 --> 0:24:44.840
<v Speaker 4>lyft going sorry, not man going downstairs to get something,

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<v Speaker 4>but the lift and then it gets stuck between floors

0:24:50.760 --> 0:24:53.359
<v Speaker 4>like so. But anyway, if you want to annoy your

0:24:53.400 --> 0:24:55.399
<v Speaker 4>kids today, just walk behind them as they're having one

0:24:55.400 --> 0:24:57.879
<v Speaker 4>of their online schooling and pretend to go downstairs to

0:24:57.920 --> 0:25:00.399
<v Speaker 4>the basement to get something and then it's away.

0:25:01.080 --> 0:25:02.840
<v Speaker 3>Quad work harder than you think.

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<v Speaker 4>And then sometimes you go back and you know something

0:25:07.240 --> 0:25:10.000
<v Speaker 4>back down. A sunny scope for comedy is huge.

0:25:10.240 --> 0:25:13.040
<v Speaker 3>I remember Jim oh And had a whole TV show.

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<v Speaker 3>This is how I pictured it about that where he

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<v Speaker 3>went up and down the stairs behind the dead He

0:25:18.920 --> 0:25:20.840
<v Speaker 3>was a cooking It was a fake cooking show. But

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<v Speaker 3>all I remember of.

0:25:23.000 --> 0:25:24.159
<v Speaker 5>Great, great stand up.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't realize and I got here, he lives here

0:25:26.359 --> 0:25:28.960
<v Speaker 4>and he's a a I didn't realize all the big

0:25:29.000 --> 0:25:30.760
<v Speaker 4>starr he is here. But yeah, some years ago in

0:25:30.760 --> 0:25:33.600
<v Speaker 4>the UK, brilliant, brilliant stand up comedian Jim Owen so

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<v Speaker 4>yesterday with the news that now the restrictions have been

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<v Speaker 4>lifted in the hopefully the right way for the next

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<v Speaker 4>couple of weeks and see how we all get on.

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<v Speaker 4>But the big thing is we're all making different plans

0:25:43.400 --> 0:25:45.159
<v Speaker 4>this weekend, aren't we. And that was a big thing,

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<v Speaker 4>straight right, five people? What can we do? Five? Five people?

0:25:50.920 --> 0:25:52.840
<v Speaker 4>I did like it when Dan, as you said about

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<v Speaker 4>the five people coming around, he went, only family and friends,

0:25:56.640 --> 0:26:00.919
<v Speaker 4>as if I was going to drive around you coughing,

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<v Speaker 4>you got a sore throat, come around to mine this weekend, Hey,

0:26:03.920 --> 0:26:07.919
<v Speaker 4>stranger party round at the o'connells, Come on over. Only

0:26:08.480 --> 0:26:12.840
<v Speaker 4>family and friends, are kb one Victorian's only family and friends? No,

0:26:12.960 --> 0:26:15.399
<v Speaker 4>what you guys are like? Okay, just inviting anyone around

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<v Speaker 4>for a shebang round of yours this Saturday night. So anyway,

0:26:18.680 --> 0:26:20.520
<v Speaker 4>he got me thinking about because we've got a situation

0:26:20.600 --> 0:26:22.800
<v Speaker 4>where there's a whole group of us and if you

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<v Speaker 4>just invite five, it's an odd number. They're all married

0:26:25.280 --> 0:26:27.600
<v Speaker 4>couples at our age or your boring mates are all

0:26:27.600 --> 0:26:29.879
<v Speaker 4>boring married people like you. So you know, we've got

0:26:29.920 --> 0:26:31.960
<v Speaker 4>to become about who we invite over. And oh they'll

0:26:32.000 --> 0:26:34.520
<v Speaker 4>be upset they can't recome around because play favorites. Hey,

0:26:34.520 --> 0:26:35.800
<v Speaker 4>you can't because the Furious Five.

0:26:35.880 --> 0:26:37.840
<v Speaker 5>You got the Furious five come around. You've got a worker.

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<v Speaker 4>Who are the Furious five? If all married couples, what

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<v Speaker 4>does that mean to you? Do it in shifts? We

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<v Speaker 4>see them between six and seven. You've got the seven

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<v Speaker 4>to eight bit, you've got to go and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 4>So we all do it like that. I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 4>to do. But it got me thinking about if you

0:26:49.600 --> 0:26:52.960
<v Speaker 4>could have anyone round this weekend, anyone did or alive,

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<v Speaker 4>anyone round at yours?

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<v Speaker 5>Who would you have, Patsy, who would.

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<v Speaker 4>It be for you?

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<v Speaker 6>I'd have Brian Adams up the top, of course I

0:27:01.359 --> 0:27:02.479
<v Speaker 6>would have joy.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you think it'd be that interesting?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course he would. I'm having to do.

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<v Speaker 5>But what's you exactly? What's he coming round for? Snacks?

0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:10.600
<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

0:27:12.080 --> 0:27:14.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I've got these corset ones. I've got facon. It's

0:27:14.800 --> 0:27:17.439
<v Speaker 4>a vegan bacon. You do it, but not at the

0:27:17.480 --> 0:27:20.960
<v Speaker 4>same grill that you do the meat as well. Well.

0:27:20.960 --> 0:27:22.119
<v Speaker 2>He get what he was served.

0:27:24.440 --> 0:27:28.080
<v Speaker 3>You're my favorite singer and musician eat meat for the

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<v Speaker 3>first time in thirty years.

0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:31.200
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I know you're Jewish, but you will have whatever

0:27:31.240 --> 0:27:31.840
<v Speaker 4>I feed you.

0:27:31.840 --> 0:27:34.120
<v Speaker 5>You'll get what you serve. And that's the wearby Pats.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's what he.

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<v Speaker 3>Respectful shy house.

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<v Speaker 4>My rules sure is gonna have a great Saturday night around.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't leave the table until you've finished your plate. Jackie

0:27:45.680 --> 0:27:47.480
<v Speaker 6>Nassas would also be there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she's got a mood. Adams moaning about how he's

0:27:50.520 --> 0:27:52.000
<v Speaker 4>got to have a pig sandwich basically.

0:27:52.040 --> 0:27:53.480
<v Speaker 5>Then he've got Jackie O Nasses.

0:27:53.760 --> 0:27:58.359
<v Speaker 4>So Jackie Nassis in Weeraby, this is amazing water. What

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<v Speaker 4>a store driving?

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<v Speaker 2>Bring a bit of class to the joint, didn't she?

0:28:02.400 --> 0:28:04.159
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well I didn't want to say anything but that.

0:28:04.200 --> 0:28:08.439
<v Speaker 4>Your word's not mine. So driving it into the coldest

0:28:08.440 --> 0:28:10.600
<v Speaker 4>sect where you're resided is putting up.

0:28:10.680 --> 0:28:12.280
<v Speaker 3>Chris is out of the front cutting the hose up

0:28:12.280 --> 0:28:12.959
<v Speaker 3>to make a beer bar.

0:28:14.240 --> 0:28:18.120
<v Speaker 4>Hey, Jackie, just need to cut that hose. So you've

0:28:18.119 --> 0:28:19.840
<v Speaker 4>got Jackie Jackie on Nasses.

0:28:19.920 --> 0:28:23.720
<v Speaker 5>Brian Adam is coming out west Meryl strap.

0:28:25.200 --> 0:28:26.840
<v Speaker 4>What's wrong with Meryl is great?

0:28:26.920 --> 0:28:28.639
<v Speaker 5>This is the thought of all of these out on

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<v Speaker 5>the deck ground at yours.

0:28:30.960 --> 0:28:32.720
<v Speaker 2>Then i'd have Sarah Jessica Parker.

0:28:32.840 --> 0:28:34.560
<v Speaker 4>She'd hates it coming around to yours. I'll tell you why,

0:28:34.960 --> 0:28:37.919
<v Speaker 4>big old dog she strikes with someone when that dog Pressley,

0:28:37.960 --> 0:28:39.760
<v Speaker 4>that enormous sort of cliff of the big red dog

0:28:40.000 --> 0:28:43.320
<v Speaker 4>starts jumping up on Sarah Jessica Parker's dress or you know,

0:28:43.440 --> 0:28:47.440
<v Speaker 4>Milano chewing, She's gonna hate it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd also have the four members of ever to be.

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<v Speaker 4>There was already broken down and rules. You're now getting

0:28:56.880 --> 0:28:59.120
<v Speaker 4>a two thousand dollars fine. You got to ask Jackio

0:28:59.440 --> 0:29:03.240
<v Speaker 4>to check chip in. He's been fined sixteen hundred dollars

0:29:03.240 --> 0:29:04.480
<v Speaker 4>by the State of Victoria.

0:29:04.960 --> 0:29:06.600
<v Speaker 3>You can have one member of EVERA of the rest

0:29:06.600 --> 0:29:07.440
<v Speaker 3>have to wait outside.

0:29:07.560 --> 0:29:09.640
<v Speaker 4>So how does Brian Adams feel? He's thinking, well, I'm

0:29:09.680 --> 0:29:11.720
<v Speaker 4>the only musicians. Hang on, who's that is? Benny?

0:29:11.760 --> 0:29:12.320
<v Speaker 5>And what's his name?

0:29:12.600 --> 0:29:14.880
<v Speaker 4>The other three from Amber He's not been put in

0:29:14.880 --> 0:29:17.080
<v Speaker 4>his place, Brian, put the guitar away, abra here.

0:29:17.080 --> 0:29:20.600
<v Speaker 5>We don't need any of your mediocre lukewarmings like.

0:29:20.600 --> 0:29:23.440
<v Speaker 2>Could count as one would be one. So there's my five.

0:29:25.120 --> 0:29:32.800
<v Speaker 3>Off one playte.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 4>So with the news that we can have five over

0:29:36.400 --> 0:29:40.280
<v Speaker 4>this weekend, we're thinking, if you could have anyone over

0:29:40.360 --> 0:29:43.840
<v Speaker 4>this weekend, ted or alive, who would it be? Patsy's

0:29:43.880 --> 0:29:47.280
<v Speaker 4>gone for quite a party on Saturday night. So if

0:29:47.280 --> 0:29:50.400
<v Speaker 4>I remember he got Brian Adams, yep, Jackie R.

0:29:50.440 --> 0:29:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Nassis correct, Sarah Jessica.

0:29:54.120 --> 0:29:56.280
<v Speaker 5>Parker, Sarah Jessica Parker, and.

0:29:56.240 --> 0:29:58.160
<v Speaker 2>Then yep, Meryl straight.

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<v Speaker 5>Mail Street and then I mean that is this that that's

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<v Speaker 5>not enough?

0:30:01.160 --> 0:30:01.440
<v Speaker 4>Abba?

0:30:02.480 --> 0:30:03.320
<v Speaker 3>All four members?

0:30:03.320 --> 0:30:05.840
<v Speaker 2>So you're update coming out of retirement, all right, So.

0:30:05.760 --> 0:30:08.000
<v Speaker 4>There's eight, there's obviously you and your husband, O Kate,

0:30:08.080 --> 0:30:11.040
<v Speaker 4>there's ten. Now how are you all seating? Everybody who sits?

0:30:11.080 --> 0:30:12.440
<v Speaker 5>Where are you're breaking up? Abba?

0:30:12.800 --> 0:30:13.120
<v Speaker 4>Abbot?

0:30:13.160 --> 0:30:13.560
<v Speaker 5>One of you?

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<v Speaker 4>Benny, who sit next to Brian? Where are they all

0:30:15.960 --> 0:30:17.280
<v Speaker 4>sat on this banquet table?

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon, we'll go out the back.

0:30:19.280 --> 0:30:21.560
<v Speaker 6>We don't have a big dining table, so we always

0:30:21.560 --> 0:30:24.760
<v Speaker 6>have bigdos out the back on their decking. We might

0:30:24.800 --> 0:30:28.720
<v Speaker 6>cook a barbecue and have some cold babas and some

0:30:28.760 --> 0:30:31.400
<v Speaker 6>salad pav maybe for dessert, lovely.

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<v Speaker 4>Lovely, and it strikes me. Then they'll also be sat

0:30:34.680 --> 0:30:36.320
<v Speaker 4>on those odd chairs. You know, we've only got a

0:30:36.320 --> 0:30:38.400
<v Speaker 4>set number of decent chairs, like six.

0:30:38.640 --> 0:30:40.800
<v Speaker 3>You have to bring some of the indoor chairs outside.

0:30:40.880 --> 0:30:42.840
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you might have to borrow like a high one

0:30:42.840 --> 0:30:47.080
<v Speaker 4>from a neighbor. So someone's high store. And then there's

0:30:47.080 --> 0:30:49.160
<v Speaker 4>someone else to be sating, like all these little bed

0:30:49.200 --> 0:30:50.800
<v Speaker 4>stall for a table.

0:30:50.600 --> 0:30:51.600
<v Speaker 5>Or something there on the floor.

0:30:51.640 --> 0:30:53.520
<v Speaker 4>Brian Adams's moony again, only has he got to have

0:30:53.960 --> 0:30:56.160
<v Speaker 4>a snag and he's a vegetarian. He's on the little

0:30:56.200 --> 0:30:58.840
<v Speaker 4>kiddy footstool or something on the floor. All right, who

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<v Speaker 4>I have this weekend? Out my way? I'd have Donald Trump?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you're just trying why No, I.

0:31:06.480 --> 0:31:09.440
<v Speaker 4>Tell you why I have Trump. I have Jessica durn Okay,

0:31:09.520 --> 0:31:11.720
<v Speaker 4>New Zealand, that leader I think. I think she's one

0:31:11.720 --> 0:31:13.640
<v Speaker 4>of the smartest leaders in the world right now. I'd

0:31:13.640 --> 0:31:15.720
<v Speaker 4>have her and Trump, those two trying to talk to

0:31:15.760 --> 0:31:17.480
<v Speaker 4>each other. Hopefully she can try and talk some sense

0:31:17.480 --> 0:31:19.640
<v Speaker 4>and other couptries would be incredible.

0:31:19.200 --> 0:31:20.920
<v Speaker 3>And if not, you'll get some good stories from Monday

0:31:20.920 --> 0:31:21.240
<v Speaker 3>morning on.

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<v Speaker 4>The exactly what happened when Trump he came round to mine. Okay,

0:31:24.680 --> 0:31:28.400
<v Speaker 4>I'd also have because I'm fascinated in the Pyramids and

0:31:28.440 --> 0:31:31.800
<v Speaker 4>the true still of the Pyramids, Teuton Carmoon would come round,

0:31:33.800 --> 0:31:36.160
<v Speaker 4>you know, I'd ever quick chat with him about listen,

0:31:36.280 --> 0:31:37.800
<v Speaker 4>how do you build those pyramids?

0:31:38.120 --> 0:31:39.480
<v Speaker 3>He was dead when they build him?

0:31:39.520 --> 0:31:39.640
<v Speaker 7>Was it?

0:31:39.720 --> 0:31:43.880
<v Speaker 4>He will know stuff. Okay, ah, no, he will know

0:31:43.920 --> 0:31:46.040
<v Speaker 4>it's a toton car moon. And then you need someone

0:31:46.080 --> 0:31:47.640
<v Speaker 4>to do the food really well. Okay, I like doing

0:31:47.640 --> 0:31:49.800
<v Speaker 4>a barbecue, but I want to be hearing what Trump's

0:31:49.800 --> 0:31:52.120
<v Speaker 4>saying and are done, and also what Tooton Carmoon's got

0:31:52.120 --> 0:31:54.520
<v Speaker 4>to say. So I'm gonna have celebrity chef. He's available

0:31:54.560 --> 0:31:56.560
<v Speaker 4>at the moment. Pete Evans is going to come round.

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<v Speaker 4>And also because I like on a Saturday nights to

0:31:59.160 --> 0:32:00.520
<v Speaker 4>have for a couple of glasses, why he's going to

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<v Speaker 4>bring that light machine round, which can cure hangovers and everything.

0:32:04.040 --> 0:32:05.960
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna be all right Sunday morning waking up, I

0:32:05.960 --> 0:32:08.440
<v Speaker 4>won't have a stinking hangover and have that light box.

0:32:08.480 --> 0:32:10.560
<v Speaker 3>So he's not there for conversation. He's there to keda

0:32:10.720 --> 0:32:12.520
<v Speaker 3>do the food, and wear's that light machine.

0:32:12.520 --> 0:32:13.560
<v Speaker 4>Peete, okay Jack.

0:32:16.680 --> 0:32:19.760
<v Speaker 3>I first my head went to Kirk Kabam, and then

0:32:19.800 --> 0:32:22.320
<v Speaker 3>I thought, actually it seems hard to please. I feel

0:32:22.320 --> 0:32:23.640
<v Speaker 3>like anything you serve up.

0:32:23.480 --> 0:32:26.080
<v Speaker 4>You won't be happy with mister Saturday Night. No.

0:32:26.240 --> 0:32:29.680
<v Speaker 3>So then I'm going to shift that to Dave Groll

0:32:29.680 --> 0:32:32.440
<v Speaker 3>geta stories, but just seems more pleasant.

0:32:32.520 --> 0:32:32.760
<v Speaker 4>He is.

0:32:32.800 --> 0:32:34.800
<v Speaker 5>He's very charismatic and a really funny guy.

0:32:34.920 --> 0:32:36.880
<v Speaker 3>I sort of felt the same thing about John Lennon.

0:32:37.200 --> 0:32:40.000
<v Speaker 3>A bit too intimidating, not.

0:32:40.080 --> 0:32:44.080
<v Speaker 4>Doll, but a complicated character's a bit political maybe, So

0:32:44.120 --> 0:32:53.360
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to go Paul McCartney, no politics Saturday Night. Meanwhile,

0:32:53.360 --> 0:32:57.160
<v Speaker 4>I'm hosting Trump The King of Ideas too, Carmoon and

0:32:57.200 --> 0:32:58.200
<v Speaker 4>a light machine man.

0:32:58.880 --> 0:33:01.400
<v Speaker 3>I'd have Michael Jordan, of course, because says with the

0:33:01.440 --> 0:33:04.840
<v Speaker 3>last dance at the moment, and then this is gonna

0:33:04.840 --> 0:33:11.400
<v Speaker 3>seem like a cliche. Einstein sunny.

0:33:11.480 --> 0:33:14.240
<v Speaker 5>Now you're like one of those reality TV shows. It's

0:33:14.280 --> 0:33:15.120
<v Speaker 5>a pin.

0:33:15.080 --> 0:33:18.560
<v Speaker 4>Headed girl on married at first sight. I really like

0:33:18.640 --> 0:33:20.000
<v Speaker 4>to go who would I like to go on a

0:33:20.040 --> 0:33:22.120
<v Speaker 4>slippery date with Einstein?

0:33:22.440 --> 0:33:23.360
<v Speaker 5>For his mind?

0:33:25.160 --> 0:33:27.720
<v Speaker 3>I feel like when we've talked a lot of pop

0:33:27.720 --> 0:33:31.000
<v Speaker 3>culture about music in basketball, we can go, you know what, guys,

0:33:31.080 --> 0:33:35.360
<v Speaker 3>let's Einstein's here as well. Let's get some mad albert A.

0:33:35.880 --> 0:33:40.080
<v Speaker 6>Jumping on this one nine times.

0:33:40.520 --> 0:33:42.440
<v Speaker 4>A crazy hair to you as well with a big

0:33:42.520 --> 0:33:44.200
<v Speaker 4>high hair as well. I don't you get on very

0:33:44.240 --> 0:33:45.120
<v Speaker 4>well with Einstein?

0:33:45.200 --> 0:33:47.680
<v Speaker 3>Of all our dinner parties, I do like mine the best.

0:33:47.720 --> 0:33:53.840
<v Speaker 4>What a surprise, Jacks O'Connell podcast, Christian over the weekend.

0:33:53.880 --> 0:33:55.640
<v Speaker 4>If I could have anyone round it mine, I'd have

0:33:55.680 --> 0:34:00.280
<v Speaker 4>Sir David Attenbrough, Freddie Mercury, Anthony Bourdain, great choice, uh

0:34:00.560 --> 0:34:02.880
<v Speaker 4>Da Vinci and Nelson Mandela.

0:34:04.440 --> 0:34:08.320
<v Speaker 5>That's quite a mix, good mix, though, Christian.

0:34:08.320 --> 0:34:11.040
<v Speaker 4>I'm a massive comedy fans around at mine to cram

0:34:11.040 --> 0:34:14.760
<v Speaker 4>one on West this weekend, I'd have Billy Connolly, Ross Noble,

0:34:15.000 --> 0:34:19.120
<v Speaker 4>John Clees and Robin Williams. The fifth person I'd love

0:34:19.160 --> 0:34:20.960
<v Speaker 4>to have around is my late father, so we could

0:34:20.960 --> 0:34:23.799
<v Speaker 4>meet my granddaughter, Craig. That's lovely, mate, Thank you very much.

0:34:24.239 --> 0:34:27.200
<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show Podcast.

0:34:27.640 --> 0:34:30.640
<v Speaker 4>If I was a multi Bill Gates level, way was

0:34:30.640 --> 0:34:32.839
<v Speaker 4>he got? You know, Jeff Bezos where I think they're

0:34:32.840 --> 0:34:33.920
<v Speaker 4>actual almost trillionaires?

0:34:33.960 --> 0:34:36.600
<v Speaker 3>Oh, Jeff Bezos, I think one hundred plus billion.

0:34:36.680 --> 0:34:39.319
<v Speaker 4>You can't even understand what does that look like on

0:34:39.360 --> 0:34:41.880
<v Speaker 4>your statement? You don't think you never asked for a

0:34:41.880 --> 0:34:42.440
<v Speaker 4>cash machine?

0:34:42.440 --> 0:34:43.320
<v Speaker 5>Do you want to see your balance?

0:34:43.400 --> 0:34:43.440
<v Speaker 13>No?

0:34:44.040 --> 0:34:46.520
<v Speaker 4>Why give me bad news. Just give me the counches,

0:34:46.560 --> 0:34:48.399
<v Speaker 4>the cash in the account. I don't want to see

0:34:48.400 --> 0:34:51.399
<v Speaker 4>my statement or current balance. It's never good news. It's

0:34:51.440 --> 0:34:53.719
<v Speaker 4>never what I thought it's all just evaporating out of

0:34:53.719 --> 0:34:54.160
<v Speaker 4>the account.

0:34:54.320 --> 0:34:58.480
<v Speaker 3>But you is that every time you unscreen, I'll get

0:34:58.480 --> 0:35:00.000
<v Speaker 3>the receipt, not just that.

0:35:00.040 --> 0:35:01.800
<v Speaker 4>And here make sure that everyone behind you know the

0:35:01.880 --> 0:35:04.279
<v Speaker 4>rest of us do that thing. Will we're shielding any

0:35:04.360 --> 0:35:07.120
<v Speaker 4>kind of any kind of viewer eyes behind us, don't

0:35:07.160 --> 0:35:09.600
<v Speaker 4>you using the angles and blocking people like you're on

0:35:09.640 --> 0:35:10.319
<v Speaker 4>the footy pitch.

0:35:10.560 --> 0:35:11.960
<v Speaker 5>He would actually just go look at that.

0:35:12.040 --> 0:35:14.840
<v Speaker 4>I mean it, I've got to scroll down on the

0:35:14.880 --> 0:35:16.600
<v Speaker 4>screen to get to the end of this. With the

0:35:17.560 --> 0:35:18.279
<v Speaker 4>old point, I've got.

0:35:18.280 --> 0:35:18.920
<v Speaker 5>So much money.

0:35:18.960 --> 0:35:21.040
<v Speaker 4>But if I was a multi billionaire, I would pay

0:35:21.080 --> 0:35:24.960
<v Speaker 4>for Patsy to have that all those people around this weekend,

0:35:25.080 --> 0:35:28.520
<v Speaker 4>just for the strange mish mash all of Abbot going

0:35:28.520 --> 0:35:30.760
<v Speaker 4>out there around at yours with Brian Adams Mail Streems.

0:35:32.120 --> 0:35:34.320
<v Speaker 4>I'd even have the technology to dig up and reanimate

0:35:34.400 --> 0:35:36.480
<v Speaker 4>Jack your Nassis just they could all go out.

0:35:39.520 --> 0:35:42.000
<v Speaker 3>But it's Meryl Streep on one shoulder and Brian Adams

0:35:42.040 --> 0:35:42.399
<v Speaker 3>on the other.

0:35:44.360 --> 0:35:47.680
<v Speaker 4>All right, Then five to Blit Tuesday as always, you're

0:35:47.760 --> 0:35:50.400
<v Speaker 4>the star dur the next hour and your amazing stories

0:35:50.440 --> 0:35:53.040
<v Speaker 4>when we do five topic Tuesday. So if you hear

0:35:53.120 --> 0:35:55.640
<v Speaker 4>anything because he punt thes up in the air, anything

0:35:55.680 --> 0:35:57.560
<v Speaker 4>you might have a story for, then give us a

0:35:57.560 --> 0:36:00.839
<v Speaker 4>call nine four one four, one o four three best

0:36:00.840 --> 0:36:01.640
<v Speaker 4>calls will get John next.

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<v Speaker 5>Now we go get prizes, including Disney Plus three for

0:36:04.080 --> 0:36:04.359
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<v Speaker 4>So if you're stuck for stuff to watch at the moment,

0:36:06.360 --> 0:36:08.400
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0:36:10.800 --> 0:36:13.799
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0:36:13.800 --> 0:36:16.680
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0:36:18.480 --> 0:36:23.600
<v Speaker 4>and also one hundred dollars eBay vouchers. Yesterday, the young

0:36:23.680 --> 0:36:26.239
<v Speaker 4>Jackpost was stunned when I was telling him about how

0:36:26.840 --> 0:36:29.240
<v Speaker 4>if you were to drive anywhere back in the eighties

0:36:29.320 --> 0:36:32.640
<v Speaker 4>or nineties, you would have to consult charts other wi

0:36:32.760 --> 0:36:35.440
<v Speaker 4>is known as atlases and maps, And I was telling

0:36:35.520 --> 0:36:37.120
<v Speaker 4>him about a two hour car trip the first time

0:36:37.200 --> 0:36:40.440
<v Speaker 4>Mima May ever drove up to London Town two hours.

0:36:41.000 --> 0:36:42.000
<v Speaker 5>What happened is you go to.

0:36:41.960 --> 0:36:43.840
<v Speaker 4>The top of the page and then you have to

0:36:43.840 --> 0:36:45.960
<v Speaker 4>pull over to find page sixty two the next bit

0:36:46.000 --> 0:36:47.799
<v Speaker 4>where you were the bottom of that page, And it

0:36:47.880 --> 0:36:51.000
<v Speaker 4>was quite an ordeal. Quite a skill to be able

0:36:51.000 --> 0:36:53.040
<v Speaker 4>to read a map and drive. You didn't have what

0:36:53.040 --> 0:36:53.360
<v Speaker 4>you've got now.

0:36:53.440 --> 0:36:55.879
<v Speaker 5>They're in your phones, sat now, so that they hadn't

0:36:55.920 --> 0:36:57.000
<v Speaker 5>been invented.

0:36:56.600 --> 0:36:59.239
<v Speaker 3>And true in my adult driving life, I've never had

0:36:59.239 --> 0:37:00.839
<v Speaker 3>to open our version of it.

0:37:00.800 --> 0:37:03.160
<v Speaker 2>Which is the Melways Melways, yeah.

0:37:03.040 --> 0:37:06.440
<v Speaker 3>And paths for way too long into my adult life. Again,

0:37:06.760 --> 0:37:09.000
<v Speaker 3>I didn't realize that Melways. I thought that was an

0:37:09.040 --> 0:37:13.200
<v Speaker 3>international term for a book of road directions until.

0:37:17.040 --> 0:37:24.719
<v Speaker 4>Sydney Bridgeways hang on. Melbourne Way's clever, so clever, all right,

0:37:24.800 --> 0:37:27.799
<v Speaker 4>Just simply map stories. You must have stories, stun Jack

0:37:27.840 --> 0:37:31.160
<v Speaker 4>boast a millennial with your map reading stories. You must

0:37:31.200 --> 0:37:32.920
<v Speaker 4>have stories where you got the map wrong or what

0:37:33.040 --> 0:37:36.080
<v Speaker 4>happened with involving trying to plot, especially a country this

0:37:36.160 --> 0:37:37.160
<v Speaker 4>size is not bad enough.

0:37:37.160 --> 0:37:37.920
<v Speaker 5>In the UK, we.

0:37:37.880 --> 0:37:40.319
<v Speaker 4>Actually had a sixty two page at this for such

0:37:40.320 --> 0:37:43.520
<v Speaker 4>a small country compared to the mega country and continent

0:37:43.560 --> 0:37:47.080
<v Speaker 4>that is Australia. So map stories, long hel grudges. I

0:37:47.120 --> 0:37:49.200
<v Speaker 4>hope we get some good stories about this. A long

0:37:49.320 --> 0:37:52.759
<v Speaker 4>hell grudge, whether it's against a sports player, a celebrity,

0:37:52.920 --> 0:37:57.320
<v Speaker 4>a family member, an ex long held grudges. I find

0:37:57.320 --> 0:38:00.279
<v Speaker 4>that grudges the longer that you carry on, because the

0:38:00.280 --> 0:38:03.879
<v Speaker 4>funnier as well. Famous Cousins. We did this about two

0:38:04.040 --> 0:38:06.160
<v Speaker 4>years ago in the early days of the show, and

0:38:06.400 --> 0:38:09.120
<v Speaker 4>I'd always remember one the person that called in adamant.

0:38:09.160 --> 0:38:12.479
<v Speaker 4>They related to Winston Churchill. So how we got another

0:38:12.520 --> 0:38:14.760
<v Speaker 4>one like that? Famous Cousins and.

0:38:15.440 --> 0:38:16.400
<v Speaker 5>What do you still on?

0:38:16.840 --> 0:38:19.320
<v Speaker 4>My daughter came down yesterday and she said, do you

0:38:19.360 --> 0:38:21.960
<v Speaker 4>know what this said? She'd found it in her bedroom

0:38:22.000 --> 0:38:24.560
<v Speaker 4>clearing out some stuff. This is amazing, this is incredible.

0:38:24.600 --> 0:38:26.440
<v Speaker 4>I actually got a little bit as I saw it.

0:38:26.520 --> 0:38:29.080
<v Speaker 4>I actually went, oh my god. There it is sort

0:38:29.120 --> 0:38:30.600
<v Speaker 4>of thing you have in a movie scene, isn't it.

0:38:31.680 --> 0:38:32.719
<v Speaker 4>How did you get hold of that?

0:38:32.880 --> 0:38:35.240
<v Speaker 5>There it is? I thought I'd never see it again.

0:38:35.400 --> 0:38:37.959
<v Speaker 4>This is a CD, right you meant the old blank

0:38:38.000 --> 0:38:41.560
<v Speaker 4>CD CDRs recording with CDs that I made for my

0:38:41.800 --> 0:38:45.680
<v Speaker 4>firstborn Ruby when she was born in two thousand and four.

0:38:45.760 --> 0:38:47.680
<v Speaker 4>I made a mixed CD. You know I'm obsessed with

0:38:47.680 --> 0:38:50.759
<v Speaker 4>mix Streets, mix CDs and now Spotify players. I made

0:38:50.800 --> 0:38:52.400
<v Speaker 4>this for her when I went to pick her and

0:38:52.400 --> 0:38:54.600
<v Speaker 4>my wife at the day after she was born from hospital,

0:38:54.840 --> 0:38:57.160
<v Speaker 4>and it was only a ten minute car trip to

0:38:57.200 --> 0:38:59.840
<v Speaker 4>go home, but i'd made a road trip mixtape CD.

0:39:00.360 --> 0:39:01.719
<v Speaker 4>Then when we got in the house, I qued it

0:39:01.760 --> 0:39:04.280
<v Speaker 4>back up. My wife went, that's enough of the mixtape now. Anyway.

0:39:05.400 --> 0:39:08.319
<v Speaker 4>The thing is this was made almost sixteen years ago

0:39:08.320 --> 0:39:10.680
<v Speaker 4>in July. She's sixteen, and I haven't seen that since

0:39:10.719 --> 0:39:12.279
<v Speaker 4>I made it when she was one day old. And

0:39:12.280 --> 0:39:19.360
<v Speaker 4>it's even dating eighteenth seven four Ruby Lona O'Connell Homecoming Mix.

0:39:19.880 --> 0:39:21.759
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what's on that. I know one song

0:39:22.120 --> 0:39:24.719
<v Speaker 4>Kenny Loggins Ruby Don't Take Your Love to Down. I

0:39:24.760 --> 0:39:26.000
<v Speaker 4>don't know what the other. I don't know what the

0:39:26.040 --> 0:39:27.760
<v Speaker 4>other tracks on it because I don't own a CD

0:39:27.840 --> 0:39:28.560
<v Speaker 4>player and they.

0:39:28.480 --> 0:39:30.359
<v Speaker 5>Wanted to get my laptop. They don't have the little

0:39:30.360 --> 0:39:31.800
<v Speaker 5>thing at the side anymore.

0:39:31.400 --> 0:39:34.120
<v Speaker 3>And in modern radio station apparently doesn't have a CNA.

0:39:34.400 --> 0:39:36.920
<v Speaker 4>Come in this morning thinking, oh, fine one at the

0:39:37.000 --> 0:39:38.560
<v Speaker 4>radio station i'm employed by.

0:39:38.560 --> 0:39:39.680
<v Speaker 5>There's no CD plays.

0:39:39.719 --> 0:39:42.800
<v Speaker 4>It's all offdives now, so I can't I can't desperate

0:39:42.840 --> 0:39:45.719
<v Speaker 4>to know what did the tracks on here? But it

0:39:45.760 --> 0:39:47.799
<v Speaker 4>gave me a buzz last night finding that. Yeah, even

0:39:47.960 --> 0:39:50.520
<v Speaker 4>just seeing that again. I came in this morning delicately

0:39:50.600 --> 0:39:52.840
<v Speaker 4>holding it as well, just seeing that. But I'm so

0:39:52.960 --> 0:39:55.360
<v Speaker 4>lucky I've still got this sixteen years later. So what

0:39:55.440 --> 0:39:57.440
<v Speaker 4>do you still own as well? I've got the mixed

0:39:57.440 --> 0:39:59.799
<v Speaker 4>CD for almost sixteen years ago. What do you still own?

0:40:00.360 --> 0:40:01.919
<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show.

0:40:02.920 --> 0:40:04.400
<v Speaker 4>I had a new one to my list that I

0:40:04.480 --> 0:40:07.000
<v Speaker 4>keep updating of things you never thought you'd hear someone

0:40:07.080 --> 0:40:10.160
<v Speaker 4>on a radio show say off air. I remember a

0:40:10.200 --> 0:40:12.200
<v Speaker 4>while ago on the show, we were asking a ten

0:40:12.280 --> 0:40:14.040
<v Speaker 4>year old boy, did he seriously think he could kick

0:40:14.080 --> 0:40:14.719
<v Speaker 4>Jack in the head?

0:40:14.880 --> 0:40:18.120
<v Speaker 3>Remember that, yes, yes, and the lawyers at the radio

0:40:18.120 --> 0:40:19.320
<v Speaker 3>station would never let it happen.

0:40:19.360 --> 0:40:20.960
<v Speaker 4>So the first thing that we wanted to do that

0:40:21.040 --> 0:40:23.239
<v Speaker 4>didn't happen on the show. We need to go back

0:40:23.280 --> 0:40:24.879
<v Speaker 4>to some of these things, other than as we head

0:40:24.880 --> 0:40:26.920
<v Speaker 4>to a couple of weeks time, the show being two

0:40:27.000 --> 0:40:29.319
<v Speaker 4>years old, try and redo the ideas that couldn't happen.

0:40:29.400 --> 0:40:31.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was going to wear the helmet, the helmet

0:40:31.520 --> 0:40:33.719
<v Speaker 3>that you see boxes were when there's just sparring and

0:40:33.960 --> 0:40:36.239
<v Speaker 3>a taekwondo kid was going to kick me in the head.

0:40:36.480 --> 0:40:38.880
<v Speaker 4>Anyway, new one when I just overhear Jack say to

0:40:38.920 --> 0:40:43.080
<v Speaker 4>a caller go big on the Hitler connection, but not

0:40:43.239 --> 0:40:46.600
<v Speaker 4>in an ironic way and there is a caller, which

0:40:46.640 --> 0:40:49.400
<v Speaker 4>gets me very excited. I can barely focus with a

0:40:49.480 --> 0:40:53.600
<v Speaker 4>Hitler connection, I'm hoping it's about famous cousins rather than

0:40:53.600 --> 0:40:56.120
<v Speaker 4>map stories. They found Hitler's bunker or something. But anyway,

0:40:56.120 --> 0:40:58.399
<v Speaker 4>we're doing five topic Tuesday. The stories that we're looking

0:40:58.400 --> 0:41:02.359
<v Speaker 4>for today from you are anything to do with reading maps, Jack,

0:41:02.440 --> 0:41:05.399
<v Speaker 4>yesterday was stunned about the time before you simply pulled

0:41:05.400 --> 0:41:08.200
<v Speaker 4>out your phone, and now with Apple Maps and Google Maps,

0:41:08.200 --> 0:41:10.719
<v Speaker 4>it's all at your fingertips. And before that Sat Nows

0:41:10.760 --> 0:41:12.959
<v Speaker 4>and Tom Tom's we used to have to use road

0:41:12.960 --> 0:41:15.400
<v Speaker 4>opp This is to navigate any long car trip. So

0:41:15.480 --> 0:41:20.560
<v Speaker 4>anything to do with map stories, long held grudges, famous cousins,

0:41:20.960 --> 0:41:23.839
<v Speaker 4>and things you still have. I found yesterday this mixed

0:41:23.880 --> 0:41:26.239
<v Speaker 4>sed I made when my daughter was a day old,

0:41:26.680 --> 0:41:29.680
<v Speaker 4>almost sixteen years ago. All right, no, four one four,

0:41:29.880 --> 0:41:32.359
<v Speaker 4>one oh four three, let's go to Will. First of all,

0:41:32.360 --> 0:41:33.040
<v Speaker 4>good on in Will.

0:41:33.640 --> 0:41:34.920
<v Speaker 11>Good morning, Christian. How are you?

0:41:35.000 --> 0:41:36.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm good. Well, thanks to calling the show.

0:41:36.600 --> 0:41:38.320
<v Speaker 5>And you've got someone to say about maps.

0:41:39.000 --> 0:41:43.560
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, I'm ex Army. We still use Miami still uses

0:41:43.600 --> 0:41:48.200
<v Speaker 11>today maps en compasses. The maps are in one kilometer

0:41:48.200 --> 0:41:52.680
<v Speaker 11>square grid references, and we can get the ten square

0:41:53.120 --> 0:41:56.319
<v Speaker 11>ten numbers in your grid reference and you can find

0:41:56.320 --> 0:41:58.200
<v Speaker 11>yourself within ten minutes of where you need to be.

0:41:58.840 --> 0:42:01.560
<v Speaker 5>This is incredible. So you still keeping the map industry

0:42:01.600 --> 0:42:03.279
<v Speaker 5>alive very much.

0:42:03.320 --> 0:42:04.480
<v Speaker 4>So we shouldn't.

0:42:04.800 --> 0:42:06.960
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't want to say anything bad about

0:42:06.960 --> 0:42:10.280
<v Speaker 3>our depending. Could you come into the twenty first century

0:42:10.320 --> 0:42:11.320
<v Speaker 3>and use Google Maps?

0:42:11.400 --> 0:42:14.600
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, Well, when you're in the middle of the bush,

0:42:15.400 --> 0:42:19.359
<v Speaker 11>you know, and you're nearest town is maybe one hundred

0:42:19.400 --> 0:42:23.280
<v Speaker 11>and fifty two hundred, rouble, how are you going to

0:42:23.320 --> 0:42:28.399
<v Speaker 11>turn left at the next bush?

0:42:28.440 --> 0:42:31.320
<v Speaker 3>Good point? There's no tom toms in the tanks or

0:42:31.480 --> 0:42:32.760
<v Speaker 3>army vehicles.

0:42:33.040 --> 0:42:37.080
<v Speaker 11>No, nothing like that. It still use maps and you know, compasses.

0:42:37.400 --> 0:42:40.239
<v Speaker 4>Maybe that's why it took the American government so long

0:42:40.320 --> 0:42:49.680
<v Speaker 4>to find being lad eight or seven. Turn that up ship,

0:42:49.719 --> 0:42:52.160
<v Speaker 4>you know they're playing that. We've been loud than the footholds. Well,

0:42:52.200 --> 0:42:53.480
<v Speaker 4>thank you very much for giving us a.

0:42:53.440 --> 0:42:56.120
<v Speaker 11>Call, No drummers. Have a good day, guys, and you mate.

0:42:55.920 --> 0:42:56.600
<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much.

0:42:56.960 --> 0:43:00.680
<v Speaker 4>Didn't Will have a great commanding voice, sounded like a

0:43:00.760 --> 0:43:01.560
<v Speaker 4>leader on the line.

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<v Speaker 8>There the anchor, good morning, good morning, How are you guys?

0:43:04.960 --> 0:43:08.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're good. So the anka famous cousins. Who is

0:43:08.560 --> 0:43:09.440
<v Speaker 4>your famous cousin?

0:43:10.080 --> 0:43:13.960
<v Speaker 8>Unfortunately I have the world's most hated cousin. It would

0:43:14.000 --> 0:43:14.440
<v Speaker 8>be Hitler.

0:43:15.719 --> 0:43:18.240
<v Speaker 5>Hitler, that's your cousin.

0:43:20.040 --> 0:43:21.439
<v Speaker 8>My dad's on my dad's side.

0:43:21.520 --> 0:43:23.640
<v Speaker 5>Yes, so your dad German?

0:43:24.320 --> 0:43:28.200
<v Speaker 3>Yes he is, so trace it back for us who.

0:43:28.200 --> 0:43:33.200
<v Speaker 8>He's Akay, it's Hitler's Sada's sister. I believe that we

0:43:33.320 --> 0:43:41.160
<v Speaker 8>are related to and it's along that line somewhere. But yeah.

0:43:41.200 --> 0:43:44.000
<v Speaker 8>I found out watching a documentary one night last year

0:43:44.160 --> 0:43:46.920
<v Speaker 8>on TV and I rung Dad and I went, is

0:43:46.960 --> 0:43:48.960
<v Speaker 8>this true? And he goes yes, and I have all

0:43:48.960 --> 0:43:52.840
<v Speaker 8>the paperwork to confirm it, and I went, Holy cramp.

0:43:53.520 --> 0:43:55.799
<v Speaker 3>That made it sound like the documentary flashed up an

0:43:55.800 --> 0:43:56.720
<v Speaker 3>image of your dad.

0:43:59.160 --> 0:44:09.400
<v Speaker 4>This is one of these, Yes, Malcolm, Malcolm Hitler. So

0:44:09.440 --> 0:44:12.400
<v Speaker 4>can you just tell us what was this eureka moment

0:44:12.440 --> 0:44:15.879
<v Speaker 4>when you're watching a documentary and then suddenly you get

0:44:15.880 --> 0:44:17.040
<v Speaker 4>the connection to your dad.

0:44:17.239 --> 0:44:21.720
<v Speaker 8>About Hitler, it was he had a cousin if he's

0:44:21.920 --> 0:44:25.600
<v Speaker 8>pitcheda who was in an insane asilument. His name was

0:44:25.719 --> 0:44:30.799
<v Speaker 8>Louise Fate Fight it's pronounced and that is my maiden name.

0:44:30.880 --> 0:44:34.400
<v Speaker 8>And I just join you together and rang Dad and

0:44:34.440 --> 0:44:37.200
<v Speaker 8>he's like, yeah, we're not you know, we're proud of it,

0:44:37.360 --> 0:44:38.480
<v Speaker 8>but yes we're.

0:44:39.239 --> 0:44:42.719
<v Speaker 5>Well, I mean you Australians love and understatement, we're not.

0:44:42.800 --> 0:44:49.960
<v Speaker 4>That proud of it, not that proud of it. Prefer

0:44:50.200 --> 0:44:51.480
<v Speaker 4>not to talk about.

0:44:54.160 --> 0:44:59.040
<v Speaker 5>We're not that proud of it. Incredible, all right, thank

0:44:59.080 --> 0:45:01.560
<v Speaker 5>you very much in cal you will all right.

0:45:01.600 --> 0:45:04.239
<v Speaker 4>We got the news and sport headlines on the way

0:45:04.280 --> 0:45:06.240
<v Speaker 4>to keep the calls coming this morning on great Form

0:45:06.440 --> 0:45:10.200
<v Speaker 4>nine four one O four three is the number map stories,

0:45:10.360 --> 0:45:13.960
<v Speaker 4>long held grudges, famous cousins. Two years ago we got

0:45:13.960 --> 0:45:18.680
<v Speaker 4>Winston Churchill. We now get his opponent Hitler, Famous cousins

0:45:18.719 --> 0:45:19.360
<v Speaker 4>and things.

0:45:19.400 --> 0:45:22.880
<v Speaker 1>You still have Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:45:25.760 --> 0:45:32.240
<v Speaker 4>It's so tough, So tough? Is it over? Patsy's homeschooling

0:45:32.320 --> 0:45:34.160
<v Speaker 4>ever going to be over? Will we ever see the

0:45:34.200 --> 0:45:36.319
<v Speaker 4>back of them in the house all day every day

0:45:36.400 --> 0:45:37.440
<v Speaker 4>Monday Friday.

0:45:38.040 --> 0:45:40.359
<v Speaker 6>There is light at the end of the tunnel. What

0:45:40.440 --> 0:45:42.920
<v Speaker 6>is our prayers have been answered. We now have a

0:45:43.000 --> 0:45:45.120
<v Speaker 6>date for when the kids are allowed back at school.

0:45:45.400 --> 0:45:47.759
<v Speaker 6>The Premier is still speaking, but he's just announced that

0:45:47.880 --> 0:45:52.440
<v Speaker 6>all kids will be back in the classroom by June nine.

0:45:52.960 --> 0:45:54.880
<v Speaker 2>June nine, going.

0:46:00.040 --> 0:46:01.800
<v Speaker 4>To have the house to just us again.

0:46:03.160 --> 0:46:03.719
<v Speaker 5>Afternoon.

0:46:03.760 --> 0:46:06.800
<v Speaker 4>Delight, it's back. It was twenty twenty.

0:46:07.960 --> 0:46:09.000
<v Speaker 5>This is great news.

0:46:09.040 --> 0:46:10.080
<v Speaker 4>You're not winding me up.

0:46:11.080 --> 0:46:12.319
<v Speaker 2>I am not the first ones.

0:46:12.360 --> 0:46:17.040
<v Speaker 6>They're doing it staggered prep years one to eleven and twelve,

0:46:17.040 --> 0:46:19.200
<v Speaker 6>with the first to go back on May twenty six,

0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:21.480
<v Speaker 6>So just a fortnight away and the rest of the

0:46:21.560 --> 0:46:24.680
<v Speaker 6>year groups will be allowed in schools two weeks after that.

0:46:24.800 --> 0:46:26.960
<v Speaker 4>She remember what years my children are in?

0:46:27.040 --> 0:46:30.439
<v Speaker 3>Actually, you can either promote them ahead a few years

0:46:30.560 --> 0:46:33.520
<v Speaker 3>or make them redo the early classes.

0:46:33.080 --> 0:46:36.120
<v Speaker 5>Thirteen and fifteen. Are there any years nine and eleven? Pats?

0:46:36.239 --> 0:46:38.280
<v Speaker 3>I think they're going to wait another two weeks?

0:46:38.440 --> 0:46:43.000
<v Speaker 2>Hope, No, you'll be right. Is Roubes in year eleven?

0:46:43.160 --> 0:46:45.800
<v Speaker 4>No? No, they should be in fifteen?

0:46:45.920 --> 0:46:46.640
<v Speaker 5>Going to be sixteen?

0:46:46.640 --> 0:46:46.759
<v Speaker 4>Now?

0:46:46.840 --> 0:46:47.960
<v Speaker 3>Should be in year ten or nine?

0:46:48.000 --> 0:46:48.960
<v Speaker 4>No, she's ten.

0:46:50.160 --> 0:46:51.239
<v Speaker 2>You're bushing her up.

0:46:51.360 --> 0:46:52.640
<v Speaker 4>Not a good look for me. I don't need to

0:46:52.680 --> 0:46:54.480
<v Speaker 4>be saying this, and I get told off my my wife.

0:46:54.520 --> 0:46:55.920
<v Speaker 4>Now this is shocking.

0:46:56.680 --> 0:46:59.720
<v Speaker 3>Over the weekend, I asked Christian when he was complaining

0:46:59.719 --> 0:47:02.720
<v Speaker 3>about home schooling. I said, surely there are some parents

0:47:02.840 --> 0:47:05.040
<v Speaker 3>that love having their kids home all the time, and

0:47:05.080 --> 0:47:09.120
<v Speaker 3>he said, if someone says that to you, they're lying.

0:47:13.800 --> 0:47:21.680
<v Speaker 4>Fly, my little pretty fly, go out the nest. It

0:47:21.719 --> 0:47:28.319
<v Speaker 4>has been so tough. Hello man, smile, friends, I've come

0:47:28.400 --> 0:47:32.040
<v Speaker 4>to talk with you again. Oh that is good news.

0:47:32.120 --> 0:47:34.719
<v Speaker 4>So all the kids are going back to school. Well

0:47:34.719 --> 0:47:36.040
<v Speaker 4>there are dates again, Patsy.

0:47:36.640 --> 0:47:39.920
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, So the first Lance years one to eleven and

0:47:39.960 --> 0:47:42.720
<v Speaker 6>twelve go back on May twenty six, so a fortnight

0:47:42.800 --> 0:47:45.640
<v Speaker 6>away and then the rest of the year group.

0:47:45.760 --> 0:47:47.920
<v Speaker 2>So everyone, all of them, all the.

0:47:47.880 --> 0:47:50.040
<v Speaker 6>Little girls and boys and beauties will be back on

0:47:50.120 --> 0:47:54.440
<v Speaker 6>June nine.

0:47:56.000 --> 0:48:00.520
<v Speaker 5>Right now everywhere, Patsy, aren't they It's like.

0:48:01.040 --> 0:48:07.080
<v Speaker 4>Wow wow, Whereas right now every single teacher is hell

0:48:09.800 --> 0:48:16.000
<v Speaker 4>but the Gin motel down all right? Then? Great news,

0:48:16.040 --> 0:48:21.880
<v Speaker 4>that is really great anyway, great news. Five to Witch Tuesday. Yes,

0:48:22.000 --> 0:48:25.040
<v Speaker 4>map stories. What have you got this morning about reading maps?

0:48:25.800 --> 0:48:28.200
<v Speaker 4>Jack Posts and Millennial was stunned yesterday about there. We

0:48:28.239 --> 0:48:32.400
<v Speaker 4>had to consult charts at the says, melways, sid ways

0:48:32.440 --> 0:48:35.279
<v Speaker 4>whereever they were, wherever you're from, maps to navigate and

0:48:35.320 --> 0:48:37.080
<v Speaker 4>the course the stars for some of the older gold

0:48:37.080 --> 0:48:44.360
<v Speaker 4>listeners and sextons. So map stories anything to do with

0:48:44.440 --> 0:48:47.200
<v Speaker 4>map reading long held grudges? Have you got a story

0:48:47.239 --> 0:48:49.799
<v Speaker 4>about a long held grudge famous cousins. If you just

0:48:49.840 --> 0:48:52.000
<v Speaker 4>tuned in, we've had one with a hit the connection

0:48:52.360 --> 0:48:55.560
<v Speaker 4>just before the eight o'clock news. What show can rival

0:48:55.600 --> 0:48:57.360
<v Speaker 4>that on your doll of the old If you've just

0:48:57.440 --> 0:49:00.759
<v Speaker 4>tuned in the ten thousand dollars scret sound hasn't gone,

0:49:01.040 --> 0:49:02.799
<v Speaker 4>we can top that with if you just tuned in

0:49:02.960 --> 0:49:06.399
<v Speaker 4>the Hitler connection. Malcolm Hitler is just who we heard

0:49:06.440 --> 0:49:08.479
<v Speaker 4>about after before eight o'clock and.

0:49:08.680 --> 0:49:09.839
<v Speaker 5>Things you still own?

0:49:10.280 --> 0:49:12.520
<v Speaker 4>I found this yesterday, which is a mixed sed I

0:49:12.560 --> 0:49:15.360
<v Speaker 4>made almost sixteen years ago when my daughter was a

0:49:15.440 --> 0:49:15.799
<v Speaker 4>day old.

0:49:15.800 --> 0:49:16.000
<v Speaker 5>I want.

0:49:16.000 --> 0:49:17.720
<v Speaker 4>I went to pick her up from hospital with my wife.

0:49:17.800 --> 0:49:19.359
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what the tracks on them because don't

0:49:19.360 --> 0:49:20.719
<v Speaker 4>have a CD play. But what do you still on.

0:49:21.120 --> 0:49:26.239
<v Speaker 1>Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:49:25.920 --> 0:49:27.759
<v Speaker 4>This week on five to but Tuesdays, we're looking for

0:49:27.800 --> 0:49:31.400
<v Speaker 4>your stories as ever, looking for stories about maps.

0:49:31.600 --> 0:49:33.879
<v Speaker 5>Do you remember when before there was Google.

0:49:33.520 --> 0:49:38.680
<v Speaker 4>Mapps, s Apple Maps, sat navs, we had maps, Atlases, melways.

0:49:39.160 --> 0:49:41.960
<v Speaker 4>You must have stories about trying to read them, navigate

0:49:42.000 --> 0:49:46.400
<v Speaker 4>going on a long road trip using maps. Long held grudges?

0:49:46.440 --> 0:49:49.200
<v Speaker 4>Have you got a long held grudge famous cousins and

0:49:49.400 --> 0:49:52.440
<v Speaker 4>things you still own Christian, I've still got my collection

0:49:52.560 --> 0:49:55.080
<v Speaker 4>of this is from lawn. I still got my collection

0:49:55.120 --> 0:49:59.279
<v Speaker 4>of four hundred Hot Wheels Cars Love Wheel. Seriously, if

0:49:59.320 --> 0:50:02.160
<v Speaker 4>I was in charge of Formula one, rebuild those tracks

0:50:02.160 --> 0:50:05.600
<v Speaker 4>into an actual, full sized version of Hot Wheels The Loop,

0:50:05.640 --> 0:50:08.880
<v Speaker 4>the Loop figured to, then I might watch Formula one racing.

0:50:09.320 --> 0:50:11.640
<v Speaker 4>A real life version of Hot Whells is what the

0:50:11.640 --> 0:50:14.720
<v Speaker 4>world needs. Most of them still in their original boxes.

0:50:14.760 --> 0:50:17.400
<v Speaker 4>I started collecting them four years of age, when I

0:50:17.400 --> 0:50:19.719
<v Speaker 4>was just a little kid. I've still got them now,

0:50:19.800 --> 0:50:20.959
<v Speaker 4>thirty six years later.

0:50:21.360 --> 0:50:22.520
<v Speaker 5>Have you still play with them?

0:50:22.920 --> 0:50:24.920
<v Speaker 3>Well, if they're in the original boxes, is that one

0:50:24.920 --> 0:50:27.480
<v Speaker 3>of those people who doesn't want to? Are they got

0:50:27.560 --> 0:50:28.520
<v Speaker 3>to stay mink condition?

0:50:28.640 --> 0:50:32.480
<v Speaker 4>You can't take this is my superannuation. I sell these

0:50:32.560 --> 0:50:35.359
<v Speaker 4>one day. Your your husband Chris isn't one of those.

0:50:35.360 --> 0:50:36.520
<v Speaker 4>He doesn't keep them with my toys.

0:50:37.760 --> 0:50:41.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes, he's got all. Yeah, he's got he has the

0:50:41.600 --> 0:50:44.400
<v Speaker 2>original all of the original Star Wars figurines.

0:50:44.440 --> 0:50:47.840
<v Speaker 3>That'd be worth.

0:50:46.520 --> 0:50:49.200
<v Speaker 4>Seriously, when you go Abba coming around this weekend.

0:50:49.920 --> 0:50:50.719
<v Speaker 2>That crack them out?

0:50:50.800 --> 0:50:53.080
<v Speaker 4>Oh you wait to Benny and Forderson's the other one

0:50:53.080 --> 0:50:55.480
<v Speaker 4>at the back that you know they're gonna.

0:50:56.560 --> 0:51:01.040
<v Speaker 6>Still They've all still got their capes, and so nothing

0:51:01.120 --> 0:51:02.840
<v Speaker 6>is missing, nothing's missing.

0:51:02.840 --> 0:51:05.719
<v Speaker 2>He's got his mister t Doll. He's got not.

0:51:05.680 --> 0:51:08.640
<v Speaker 3>As not as sought after as the early Star Wars.

0:51:08.560 --> 0:51:12.839
<v Speaker 4>Characters, remember that character in the Star Wars Universe.

0:51:17.320 --> 0:51:19.319
<v Speaker 2>And Masters of the Universe. He's still got all that

0:51:19.360 --> 0:51:19.799
<v Speaker 2>as well.

0:51:20.600 --> 0:51:22.799
<v Speaker 4>Really what he man and skeletal?

0:51:23.000 --> 0:51:23.239
<v Speaker 5>Yep?

0:51:23.400 --> 0:51:27.640
<v Speaker 6>Great, Uh No, I don't think he's got the castle.

0:51:28.480 --> 0:51:29.799
<v Speaker 6>He's got all the figurines track.

0:51:29.840 --> 0:51:32.319
<v Speaker 4>Can you even get back to my thanks, Jenny, want

0:51:32.360 --> 0:51:34.560
<v Speaker 4>to know I love that as a kid. Anyway, all

0:51:34.680 --> 0:51:36.160
<v Speaker 4>very interesting. Let's go the lines right now.

0:51:36.200 --> 0:51:39.520
<v Speaker 7>Aaron, good morning, Yeah, good morning, Chris. I am what

0:51:39.719 --> 0:51:41.759
<v Speaker 7>father in law used to work at the used to

0:51:41.760 --> 0:51:46.319
<v Speaker 7>print the mailways, the maps and uh and every year

0:51:46.360 --> 0:51:48.439
<v Speaker 7>he'd come home and you know when the new ones

0:51:48.480 --> 0:51:50.440
<v Speaker 7>come out, the new editions, he'd come home and you

0:51:50.560 --> 0:51:52.160
<v Speaker 7>hanged me out to all of us. So he's a map.

0:51:52.200 --> 0:51:54.640
<v Speaker 7>He's a map, and you've been driving along time. And

0:51:54.680 --> 0:51:56.439
<v Speaker 7>what we didn't know was it you've been driving along

0:51:56.480 --> 0:51:59.239
<v Speaker 7>somewhere and you've been following the map and you go

0:51:59.360 --> 0:52:02.680
<v Speaker 7>to to in the age and it's missing. The next page.

0:52:02.800 --> 0:52:05.680
<v Speaker 7>So all the reach it.

0:52:06.400 --> 0:52:07.920
<v Speaker 3>He's got the ones that were headed for the bin.

0:52:08.840 --> 0:52:10.400
<v Speaker 7>All the ones are headed for the bin. He was

0:52:10.400 --> 0:52:12.200
<v Speaker 7>bringing home time hego God, and you.

0:52:12.120 --> 0:52:17.360
<v Speaker 4>Know, greats it. We're on the edge of the world.

0:52:19.360 --> 0:52:21.680
<v Speaker 7>Every single time you have to go somewhere, especially for work,

0:52:21.680 --> 0:52:23.440
<v Speaker 7>you go somewhere and you'll be following them.

0:52:23.480 --> 0:52:23.640
<v Speaker 8>Man.

0:52:23.680 --> 0:52:28.719
<v Speaker 7>But then you go to the page ship three and

0:52:28.880 --> 0:52:30.840
<v Speaker 7>every year we kept falling for the same thing. We

0:52:30.920 --> 0:52:33.000
<v Speaker 7>just kept getting the same mass. I'm gonna happy when

0:52:33.040 --> 0:52:34.920
<v Speaker 7>the navigation came down on the on.

0:52:34.880 --> 0:52:39.480
<v Speaker 4>The that's awesome. We'll give you a hundred dollar EBO voucher.

0:52:39.600 --> 0:52:41.160
<v Speaker 4>Great call, Aaron, really funny.

0:52:41.160 --> 0:52:42.879
<v Speaker 7>Thank you, Thank you very much.

0:52:42.880 --> 0:52:46.280
<v Speaker 5>All right, mate, have a good day, Amanda, Good morning, Amanda.

0:52:47.080 --> 0:52:51.800
<v Speaker 4>Hi Christian, Oh yeah, yeah, go on map stories.

0:52:52.520 --> 0:52:52.800
<v Speaker 8>Yes.

0:52:53.400 --> 0:52:55.640
<v Speaker 12>Years ago, many years ago, when I was a teenager,

0:52:56.280 --> 0:52:58.680
<v Speaker 12>my dad and I were driving from Geelong to john

0:52:58.800 --> 0:53:02.839
<v Speaker 12>Cart and my dad was getting me to navigate. I

0:53:02.880 --> 0:53:05.840
<v Speaker 12>am hopeless at reading melways. I've never been able to.

0:53:06.360 --> 0:53:08.919
<v Speaker 12>My dad was getting frustrated with me, so I through

0:53:08.960 --> 0:53:12.440
<v Speaker 12>the whole mailways out of the window on the Princess Freeway.

0:53:12.880 --> 0:53:14.800
<v Speaker 4>I don't think it's the only one on the Princess

0:53:14.800 --> 0:53:16.799
<v Speaker 4>Freeway and a lot of other freeways as well. They're

0:53:16.840 --> 0:53:20.719
<v Speaker 4>a nightmare to navigate whilst're driving with attle kind of

0:53:20.719 --> 0:53:25.800
<v Speaker 4>a navigation copard it next to you. Yes all, Amanda,

0:53:25.800 --> 0:53:28.160
<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much, have a good day. Thank you

0:53:29.239 --> 0:53:33.680
<v Speaker 4>still driving down there, Princess are We're looking for it now. Michael, Michael,

0:53:33.680 --> 0:53:34.400
<v Speaker 4>good morning.

0:53:35.440 --> 0:53:36.919
<v Speaker 13>Mine, Christian here are you going? Yeah?

0:53:36.920 --> 0:53:39.239
<v Speaker 4>I'm good Michael. I hope you well this morning. Thanks

0:53:39.239 --> 0:53:42.160
<v Speaker 4>for joining us. What have you got for five time Tuesday? Mate?

0:53:42.880 --> 0:53:46.680
<v Speaker 13>I still have after forty eight years my very first

0:53:47.120 --> 0:53:49.840
<v Speaker 13>gift I was given at school by staying the course.

0:53:50.640 --> 0:53:53.920
<v Speaker 13>Who came to go there? Give a Tonga tractor?

0:53:54.239 --> 0:53:56.839
<v Speaker 4>Oh I just have a little Tonka tractor. Those things

0:53:56.880 --> 0:53:59.000
<v Speaker 4>are indestructible, the old Tonka toys.

0:53:59.640 --> 0:54:00.200
<v Speaker 7>That's all.

0:54:00.239 --> 0:54:02.560
<v Speaker 13>Looks as good as the day that I got my

0:54:03.000 --> 0:54:04.160
<v Speaker 13>tweet through film.

0:54:04.480 --> 0:54:05.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah me too.

0:54:05.080 --> 0:54:08.919
<v Speaker 4>I literally throwing out my bedroom window then run down, says,

0:54:09.120 --> 0:54:10.920
<v Speaker 4>stamp on it, just to see if I could destruct it.

0:54:11.000 --> 0:54:12.319
<v Speaker 4>I was that kid, uh and.

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<v Speaker 5>Those things you couldn't break the Tonka.

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<v Speaker 4>Trucks, could you?

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<v Speaker 13>They were indestructible.

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<v Speaker 4>This is what the Apple Corporation did you get Tonka

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<v Speaker 4>to make those phones, then they won't break so easily.

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<v Speaker 13>Tonka phones, they never have to replace anything, No, exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Michael, that's great, fond memories of my tont I

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<v Speaker 5>love that.

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<v Speaker 4>Michael. Thank you very much. You cool. Have a good day.

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<v Speaker 4>Glenn's in line. One last call. This break we've got Glenn.

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<v Speaker 4>He's got a famous cousin. Glenn, who's your famous cousin?

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<v Speaker 4>This is better. We've gone from I've gone from hit

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<v Speaker 4>there to Steve. Someone is exactly Steve Irwin. So what

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<v Speaker 4>was Steve Irwin to the family.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, yeah, it was great.

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<v Speaker 11>There were wished to go up there every school holidays

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<v Speaker 11>and say you and work in the park.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>That must have been like work with the crocodile. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's right, feeding him, partickling him.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think you can trick Steve, would you know?

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<v Speaker 5>But no, I don't think you do that. Oh that's

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<v Speaker 5>at incredible. That's a pretty great connection, Glint. Thank you

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<v Speaker 5>very much.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a good day. No.

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<v Speaker 7>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>By the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Today's that on time wasay stuff. Twelfth of May Today

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<v Speaker 4>is International Nurses Day Special day. This it's actually on

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<v Speaker 4>the twelfth of May because it's the birthday of the

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<v Speaker 4>founder of modern nursing, so Florence nighty gal. That's why

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<v Speaker 4>it's the twelfth of May today.

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<v Speaker 5>So they're asking people wherever you are, whatever time difference

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<v Speaker 5>you're in.

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<v Speaker 4>This is quite coolers. My mum told about it over

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<v Speaker 4>the weekend. It was an NHS nurse for forty four years.

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<v Speaker 4>Is to light a candle tonight, to shine a light

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<v Speaker 4>all over the world. Are the amazing jobs at nurses

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<v Speaker 4>and healthcare professionals are doing all over the world right

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<v Speaker 4>now and have down throughout the years and decades as well.

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<v Speaker 4>So oh, we're doing that.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a nice thing to do, like a little candle.

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<v Speaker 4>All right. Then, So how do we go from that

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<v Speaker 4>amazing person and the sacrifice of frontline workers and nurses

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<v Speaker 4>to this gibberish we do We celebrate with the atwot

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<v Speaker 4>time waster for the nurses with nurse songs.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm looking at this.

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<v Speaker 4>It is my mom would be ashamed of me. Actually,

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<v Speaker 4>my mom would find this funny actually all right, and

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<v Speaker 4>so nurse songs is what we're looking for today. I

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<v Speaker 4>see you, baby, shaking that ass. I see you.

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<v Speaker 5>Shaking that ass. Thank you, scan you feel it scan

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<v Speaker 5>you feel it?

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<v Speaker 4>Silver, Tina Turner with Private Lancer, good lance that boil

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<v Speaker 4>Private Lancer a lot of candle in here. Let's marve

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<v Speaker 4>gay with her. Let's get it, Matron, Matron. Let's get it,

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<v Speaker 4>Matron Silver.

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<v Speaker 5>What you're the nurse? Try and understand it, the nurse,

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<v Speaker 5>try and understand it.

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<v Speaker 4>Jackie boy, what have you got there for? Nurse Songs?

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<v Speaker 3>IV got a crush on you, Silver. My chart will

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<v Speaker 3>go on.

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<v Speaker 4>Bronze.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you didn't even want to response. I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>even want to market.

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<v Speaker 5>Knock on ward, Knock on ward is good.

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<v Speaker 4>That's gold.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, scrubs, oh, very.

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<v Speaker 4>Good, took a while.

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<v Speaker 5>That's super smart. Actually gold plus high standard.

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<v Speaker 4>There.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, what are we doing? Oh yes, Nurse songs. That's

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<v Speaker 4>what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 5>Nurse songs.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, Jack and nine Song just watched an

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<v Speaker 4>incredible video.

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<v Speaker 5>We'll talk about Hot Wheels earlier.

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<v Speaker 4>It's still highbrow Tuesday talk about Hot Winds cars, speculating

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<v Speaker 4>why can't Formula one build like a version of Hot

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<v Speaker 4>Wheels and have the old loop the loop with an

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<v Speaker 4>actual I was about to say adult sized car.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, surely a real car has never been around

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<v Speaker 3>a loop to loop in real life.

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<v Speaker 4>We just you just we just watched the videot hat. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>a little tiny little guy in it. It doesn't look

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<v Speaker 4>like it builds up that much speed.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a Preus or something doing loop to loop.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it looks like a poor man's Stig from Test

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<v Speaker 3>Year driving a Toyota and he goes it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, yeah, tribute mansion.

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<v Speaker 5>But he actually does it anyway to anyone. But it's tickled.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a low attention span doing this job. Perhaps he's

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<v Speaker 4>going to miss working with us when she's over there

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<v Speaker 4>and start the room now Radio Today dot Com to

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<v Speaker 4>AU Exclusive. All right, so nurse songs bed Pan of Roses,

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<v Speaker 4>silver word on Duges of Croydon, under blood pressure.

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<v Speaker 3>Bronze.

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<v Speaker 4>Plas, Mamma Mia Plas, Mamma Mia gold world doned Glenn

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<v Speaker 4>pour some deetle on me, Mark in Thornbury, Hit me

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<v Speaker 4>with your best crutch silver My heart will go on

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<v Speaker 4>if you don't unplug the machine, silver plus warrant.

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<v Speaker 5>Everybody wants to rule the ward. Everyone wants to rule

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<v Speaker 5>the ward.

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<v Speaker 4>Very good, Ashley and Croydon. Don't cry for me, No,

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<v Speaker 4>that's actually really rude to producer selected that jagged little

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<v Speaker 4>take your piel three times a day, Glove me do Silver,

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<v Speaker 4>Mamma me, I've got diarrhea, made us love the most,

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, don't bot them down. Mamma me, I've got diarrhea.

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<v Speaker 4>Ryands as well. Don't this ain't much better? But don't

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<v Speaker 4>stand so Coloss to me, Coloss to me, lost to me?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Gold, very very good. How we give that one?

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<v Speaker 5>Colostom me bag one now? But mom and me, I've

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<v Speaker 5>got I don't know why. It's Italian. Now I'm warming

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<v Speaker 5>to it.

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<v Speaker 4>Funky cold Medicina, Gold, Bohemian biopsy, silver plus, take my

1:00:11.760 --> 1:00:16.880
<v Speaker 4>pressure down silver, let me medicate you, Silver plus total

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<v Speaker 4>collapse of the heart to keep it like listeners always, uh,

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<v Speaker 4>don't go pressing that buzzer.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't get it, bronze, I'm code blue.

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<v Speaker 4>Song I for sixty five, that awful song two thousands, No,

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<v Speaker 4>don't do it, terrible terrible song.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going on in there today.

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<v Speaker 4>I tell you no, no, no, for once, for once.

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<v Speaker 4>This is my mistake. Called Jackie Boys Old Magoo, the

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<v Speaker 4>world's oldest producer, Older than Alan Jones. He actually gave

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<v Speaker 4>birth to Alan Jones. You know we're doing the ten

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<v Speaker 4>can a repeat work day.

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<v Speaker 2>Brand in the head, well, someone's.

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<v Speaker 4>About to have a grand on the hand. Because obviously

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<v Speaker 4>the outbreaks a little bit light at the moment, we

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<v Speaker 4>had time to plan another song, and Brad decided the

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<v Speaker 4>fun thing to do would be play a song we've

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<v Speaker 4>alread played.

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<v Speaker 3>The simple copy and.

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<v Speaker 4>It's literally did you joke? But the way it works,

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<v Speaker 4>we're sending under their o CD players in radio station.

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<v Speaker 4>He literally cut and pasts a song despite the station

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<v Speaker 4>running the ten k no repeat work day, which means

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<v Speaker 4>we now have to give away a thousand dollars. We

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<v Speaker 4>were getting ready to pack up and say goodbye and

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<v Speaker 4>finished today's show.

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<v Speaker 5>We're now giving away a grand.

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<v Speaker 3>I wish you were here for the frozen statues that

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<v Speaker 3>we had the producing team, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Said a producer, Brad, I'm pretty sure we've just played

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<v Speaker 4>this song. Now they're all calling in.

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<v Speaker 2>They know more about I think I need to come

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<v Speaker 2>back in there and sort things out.

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<v Speaker 5>Brad, producer Brand, what happers know? Who do we give

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<v Speaker 5>one thousand dollars?

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<v Speaker 4>We're not ready.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got no production Brad what happens here. Choose a

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<v Speaker 5>line at random, and we'll someone if they know what

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<v Speaker 5>they need to know.

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<v Speaker 3>Call the number three.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know more than our exect producer new feature?

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<v Speaker 4>We give away grand in the hand at the end

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<v Speaker 4>of everyday show seepy called do you know show?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's go to line three. Tracy, Hello, Tracy.

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<v Speaker 7>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't know, and.

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<v Speaker 7>So you just played that.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought Tracy knows.

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<v Speaker 9>Swiss means you win one thousand dollars. Tracy, you're the

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<v Speaker 9>first time a winner. It really does pay just to

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<v Speaker 9>have a listen to gold. You never know when we

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<v Speaker 9>might just pulls it up.

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<v Speaker 12>That's not I hadn't heard you saying coming.

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<v Speaker 4>Up might be.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>We always every time we know we're going to give

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<v Speaker 3>it away, we make a big fuss about it. We

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<v Speaker 3>have to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's always on a Friday, sorry Thursday, but always towards

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<v Speaker 4>the end of the week. Never on the second day,

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<v Speaker 4>but being announced. Wha dear, oh dear, dear, oh.

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<v Speaker 12>Dear, yes today, So I'm so sorry to thank you

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<v Speaker 12>so much.

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<v Speaker 4>That's great. What are you going to do with your

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<v Speaker 4>thousand dollars? You've just accidentally won.

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<v Speaker 11>Look I had got I uh got stood down and

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<v Speaker 11>marched as a lot of people did.

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<v Speaker 8>I have got so many bills sitting on the top

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<v Speaker 8>of my fridge.

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<v Speaker 5>They will be paid.

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<v Speaker 8>So thank you, so so so much.

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<v Speaker 4>I need that money. Thank you, so sad.

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<v Speaker 5>That's all right, our pleasure. I'm glad you got some

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<v Speaker 5>money this morning with our cockup.

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<v Speaker 4>Well done.

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<v Speaker 11>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>Tell you what guys, slick us end to a radio

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<v Speaker 5>show ever slick his end.

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<v Speaker 4>To radio show ever tight off.

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<v Speaker 5>The day's show was going to be Malcolm Hitler, but

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<v Speaker 5>it's simply going to be do you know?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know? We're done? Bye bye.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast