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Speaker 1: Good morning a Christian o'connall show podcast.

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Speaker 2: He's absolutely a freakazoid.

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Speaker 3: I'm afraid to ask too many questions in case I

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Speaker 3: learned this. It wasn't just a kiss.

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Speaker 4: What you make it? I've got a phobia. Okay.

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Speaker 1: The Christian o'connall Show on Gold one four point three.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on God five.

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Speaker 5: Minutes past six Tuesday morning, Good morning.

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Speaker 4: Jack Post in the studio.

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Speaker 3: Hi are you Christian?

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Speaker 4: But Trina Jones down the line in Werribee where anything

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Speaker 4: could happen.

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Speaker 2: Hello, boys, how are you this morning?

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Speaker 4: Oh we're good. It's so nice, so nice, So nice

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Speaker 4: of you too. A plug in the equipment? Better mind.

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Speaker 4: All you have to do is literally plug a socket

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Speaker 4: into the wall and keep it on the wall and

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Speaker 4: keep it on. Yes yesterday, for twenty minutes, we had

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Speaker 4: no pats and the problem was someone in your household.

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Speaker 4: I just unplugged the plug that connects you to this

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Speaker 4: radio station. I love that it all goes Because people

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Speaker 4: think there must be loads of wires and everything like that.

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Speaker 5: It simply comes down to a plug.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't need an expert to work it out.

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Speaker 6: No, Oh thanks Jack for your confidence boost. But you

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Speaker 6: know what I do owe my husband in apology first off,

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Speaker 6: and utmost this morning, because I was very damning yesterday.

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Speaker 2: I did blame the love God.

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Speaker 5: You actually said to us off here, he's dead.

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Speaker 3: He's actually I'm going to kill him, and the Christian

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Speaker 3: asked you if we could do it on it.

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Speaker 6: I do apologize, darling, because it wasn't you. It was

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Speaker 6: the eight year old who I had remembered was in

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Speaker 6: here on Sunday afternoon recharging the iPad because it was flat.

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Speaker 6: And you know what, she doesn't realize how things work

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Speaker 6: or that mummy needs that to do a job and

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Speaker 6: to put food on the table.

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Speaker 4: So hopefully so you've taught a consequences and you've smashed

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Speaker 4: all a bedroom furniture and she's sleeping on the flot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's out there back with the dog.

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Speaker 4: Nice.

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Speaker 2: So I do apologize, Christopher.

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Speaker 4: Now, team, how do we think yesterday? Dan Andrews, So

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Speaker 4: are you now changing your weekend plans?

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Speaker 5: We are.

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Speaker 3: It feels like we've been grounded and we're allowed to

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Speaker 3: go and see our friends again. Our friends were straight

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Speaker 3: away on a group text message saying should we go

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Speaker 3: and kick the footy on the weekend.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's great, and so me and my mate Sue

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Speaker 4: played golf badly together. We tried to book yesterday at

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Speaker 4: five o'clock. We're playing nine holes this week away. No way.

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Speaker 4: The golfers sat moment and I think Sam Newman's booked

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Speaker 4: all tea times for the rest.

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Speaker 5: Of twenty twenty.

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Speaker 4: I sure you think of yesterday's news about how a

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Speaker 4: lot of outdoor activities hiking, fishing, and of course golf

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Speaker 4: can now happen again from Patsy, can you tell me

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Speaker 4: why are all the restrictions lifted at exactly eleven fifty

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Speaker 4: nine tonight? Why tonight at exactly eleven fifty nine.

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Speaker 6: Well, I suppose they have to pinpoint in time, don't they.

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Speaker 6: I guess to do it over night's easier than the

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Speaker 4: All the golfers, the fishers, the hikers, we're all going

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Speaker 4: to rush outdoors, descending on golf courses and that's going

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Speaker 4: to create like a stampede around Victoria.

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Speaker 2: So maybe that's why they do it.

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Speaker 6: Maybe that's why they do it at midnight so you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the curious one is that AFL this is a

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Speaker 4: big precursor to hopefully footy being back. Who knows next month?

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Speaker 4: Hopefully is that the players can go into training from

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Speaker 4: eleven fifty nine tonight. I'm going to drive round the Chief.

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Speaker 4: I don't see the D's players led by Max Gonder

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Speaker 4: They are not committed to this strange twenty twenty season.

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Speaker 3: Which team's want and more? You can tell by who's

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Speaker 3: training at midnight till about one.

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Speaker 4: Minute past twelve.

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Speaker 7: Christian O'Connell, Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 4: I've just seen the first text that's come into the

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Speaker 5: Six o'clock update at five fifty seven am.

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Speaker 4: Question Mark, question mark, question mark Andrew, Well, Andrew, sorry,

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Speaker 4: you're so angry that your six o'clock update, which you

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Speaker 4: you check to see what time it was, was three

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Speaker 4: minutes early. We often have a choice, and producer Brad said,

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Speaker 4: I'd rather go to it early so we can get

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Speaker 4: the show up, if you'd rather have the six o'clock update,

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Speaker 4: later than six o'clock, mister Andrew, please reply back you

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Speaker 4: have my number. Amazing isn't that people can get that

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Speaker 8: That you hurt.

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Speaker 4: So it doesn't really matter whether it was a six

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Speaker 4: Mark Andrew, you have the.

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Speaker 6: News all right, but they get in the car and

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Speaker 6: they think they're like for work, though I see you

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Speaker 6: see who is there?

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Speaker 4: By the way.

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Speaker 5: I love it in radio when they think that everyone

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Speaker 4: All move around us one multi headed beasts, and they're

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Speaker 4: all doing different things. Patsy, they're not hanging on every

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Speaker 3: Also think that's a myth. The first job I ever

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Speaker 3: People said they're watched by the radio. If they hear

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Speaker 4: The it's on the microwave, it's on their wrist. You know,

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Speaker 4: we are not. I remember when I also we used

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Speaker 4: had this American consultant called Dennis. He's famous all over

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Speaker 4: Ryan Seacrest's show. It goes all over East and West Coast.

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Speaker 4: Ryan Seacrest is on something like forty five million dollars

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Speaker 4: Then a legend of morning radio in London was Chris Tarrant.

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Speaker 4: For years, no one could get near Chris Tarrant, right,

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Speaker 4: I guess it'd be like Triple R. Triple J would

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Speaker 4: have been like equipment and had a five great years there.

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Speaker 4: Ricky Gervais used to be there in Carl Pilkeerton. It

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Speaker 4: that was another great barnburner of a show, and he

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Speaker 4: just goes to me, do you know what this number

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Speaker 4: the time he treats his show like a human alarm clock.

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Speaker 4: Over here, four hour show. You do two casual time checks,

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Speaker 4: one of which you mumbled, if you want to be

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Speaker 4: successful on breakfast radio, being more like Chris Terell the time,

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Speaker 4: the time he literally wrote down human alarm clock. You

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Speaker 4: wouldn't treat the show like so. You would have loved

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Speaker 4: his advice. Passon.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know. Do you do a lot of

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Speaker 2: Now you have never heard him do it time for

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 4: No, I do, yeah, coming, you don't hear them.

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Speaker 3: It's a paper that stuff. It's like, this is the

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Speaker 5: No one is lying in bed until I tell them

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Speaker 4: You know, we all say it's now eight thirteen hours.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes you're going to wait through an air break, a

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Speaker 3: and tell somebody at the time. But it's your last

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Speaker 4: I don't know why they went to walk my dog

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Speaker 4: to day. They started the show early. And the other

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Speaker 4: this indie format is holding you back.

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Speaker 5: You should quit and.

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Speaker 4: That is why they fired him as my consultant, a

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Speaker 4: great consultant. This place is to die.

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Speaker 5: Leave here as aben. That was the end of me and.

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Speaker 4: All right, Late Law Party. This is where the home

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Speaker 4: of all your brilliant emails on the show. You can

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Speaker 4: chip in about anything you've heard us talk about on

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Speaker 4: the show. Whether you're too busy at the time to

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Speaker 4: sling us an email, you can do it when it's

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Speaker 4: easier for you. We call it late to the party.

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Speaker 4: The email address as always Christian at gold one four

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Speaker 4: three dot com dot au. And yes I read all

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Speaker 4: the emails first one because I'm so much said on

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Speaker 4: yesterday's sho join the misheard lyrics from Victoria Keene. Christian

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Speaker 4: not to be too pedantic, but I am going to be.

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Speaker 4: You mentioned the great Aussie band Dragon on yesterday's show

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Speaker 4: during the miss her lyrics section. Not an Australian band.

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Speaker 3: I said the New Zealand. We tried to claim in

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Speaker 4: That Chap actually a Kiwi band relocated to Sydney, but

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Speaker 4: fronted by the late Mark Hunter, who was a key

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Speaker 4: we Please see attached.

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Speaker 5: Links for evidence. Three attached links.

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Speaker 4: I take your word for Victoria Keen, and as always

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Speaker 4: I'm learning about my new home and what's Australia. What's

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Speaker 4: her New Zealand. Australians do have a habit and form

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Speaker 4: here of taking things. Aren't necessarily theirs and making them Australian.

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Speaker 4: She goes here, ps Pavlova, far Lap, Split Ends, Crowded House,

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Speaker 4: Russell Crowe OSSI's stealing our stuff since forever ago. That

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Speaker 4: comes from Victoria listening to the show every day over

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Speaker 4: in Christchurch, New Zealand.

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Speaker 3: You know what that made me think of her linking

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Speaker 3: all the evidence is that we sit on our own

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Speaker 3: pile of evidence, which is our encyclopedias. And then I

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Speaker 3: look around and since we've been out of the studio

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Speaker 3: and lockdown, someone's got rid of all the encyclopedias.

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Speaker 4: Another victim of lockdown is knowledge ability to learn.

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Speaker 9: He's running this station, Hitler, he tried to burn all

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Speaker 4: What's going on? Tom Taylor, Great name sounds like something

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Speaker 4: from a kid's TV show, Tom Taylor, Christian, Jack and

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Speaker 3: This is the most search for things on gum Tree

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Speaker 5: You making it really tough? Is it home Jim equipment?

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Speaker 3: At number ten the Humble pushbike and number nine a

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Speaker 3: Like number five is the fridge. Number four is a

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Speaker 4: He was an amazing comic actor and in any scene

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Speaker 4: he was in in Seinfeld, and what a great cast

448
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,800
Speaker 4: that was inside right, they were so great in that

449
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,879
Speaker 4: I always thought he stole every single scene he was

450
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:09,560
Speaker 4: in the Volcanic Father of George Costanza, Frank stands who

451
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,600
Speaker 4: would just fly off the hand or was an amazing

452
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Speaker 4: performance by him. Festivus is one of the best episodes

453
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Speaker 4: of Seinfeld with Franks Stanza, where he wanted to do

454
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Speaker 4: his own alternative to Christmas. He had a fear of

455
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,639
Speaker 4: He had a fear of tinsel like one of our

456
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Speaker 4: last week, didn't. He set his own alternative and it was.

457
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:31,400
Speaker 4: I watched this episode and the Caddy as well, which

458
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Speaker 4: is another great one when Frank reacts in a really

459
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Speaker 4: weird way when he finds out his son might be dead.

460
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Speaker 4: But anyway, this is a bit of his great work

461
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Speaker 4: in Festivus.

462
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Speaker 1: Until you'll pin me, George fest of Us is not.

463
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Speaker 5: Challenging his son to her mind, let's rumble.

464
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Speaker 12: Take of Georgie.

465
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Speaker 4: Stop crying and fight you far. This is the Festivus.

466
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Speaker 5: Stop crying and your father brilliant.

467
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Speaker 1: The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances.

468
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Speaker 1: I got a lot of problems with your people.

469
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Speaker 4: Now you're gonna hear about it. And then even going

470
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Speaker 4: up against the great Will Ferrell, Ben still had cast

471
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Speaker 4: his dad as his dad in Zoolander. He's got He's

472
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Speaker 4: great in Zoolander as well. And I just remembered it

473
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Speaker 4: last night because I only watched it again for the

474
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Speaker 4: first time in years Zoolander to show my kids it.

475
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Speaker 5: It's still really fun.

476
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Speaker 3: I would love to see it again. I haven't seen

477
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Speaker 3: it in.

478
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Speaker 4: Years, such a great movie.

479
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Speaker 5: Forget about the cameos.

480
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 4: David Bowie, Yeah, not just a Cameo's got a couple

481
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Speaker 4: of really funny lines in there. And then the front

482
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Speaker 4: row of the thrashing parade has got all those actors

483
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Speaker 4: from years ago, like Stephen Dwarf. Do you remember Stephen Dorf.

484
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Speaker 4: He was that really cool kind of actor for a while.

485
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Speaker 4: They've got all these strange little cameos in it. But

486
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Speaker 4: I forgot that Jerry Stiller was in it as Maury Bollstein.

487
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Speaker 4: He's got this amazing scene.

488
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Speaker 1: Got two words for you, sugar, zip disk.

489
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Speaker 5: The whole thing is in my den in Long Island.

490
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Speaker 5: I can have that evidence here in twenty minutes.

491
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Speaker 1: And a boy Maury a lot of second. I'm afraid

492
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Speaker 1: of the radiation where he calls his wife, Sheila Haley.

493
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Speaker 5: It's me listen.

494
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Speaker 1: I need you to bring dad ziptus in the then

495
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Speaker 1: down to the fashion show.

496
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Speaker 9: I don't care what the traffic is like, take the

497
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Speaker 9: goddamn service and get off before the bridge.

498
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Speaker 1: So put in one of those tupperware containers.

499
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Speaker 4: Now heat it up in the microwave when I get home.

500
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Speaker 10: For Christ's sake, it's a Castle old Sheila, it'll.

501
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Speaker 4: Stay shut up. No one yelled as funny as the

502
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Speaker 4: late great Jerry Stiller rip legend.

503
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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show past yesterday.

504
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Speaker 4: I don't know if it was the news about maybe

505
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Speaker 4: they're gonna be going back to school before the end

506
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Speaker 4: of this time. The kids in my house a little

507
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Speaker 4: bit of a lighter atmosphere. It did help with.

508
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Speaker 5: The classic dad joke. This is a good joke right

509
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:56,320
Speaker 5: during their break.

510
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Speaker 4: Sometimes I can see my daughters chatting to some of

511
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Speaker 4: their mates and like the spits on zoom for home schooling,

512
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,840
Speaker 4: right and obviously I'm aware that the kids can see

513
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Speaker 4: obviously ruby.

514
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 3: Or if I walk past from the background, yep.

515
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,840
Speaker 4: Sometimes I might do a funny voice like this, for

516
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Speaker 4: example last week.

517
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Speaker 8: Hello.

518
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Speaker 5: It gets an easy little laugh, and it might Most

519
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Speaker 5: of all, it just annoys my toor.

520
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Speaker 4: To go that's not funny.

521
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Speaker 5: That's my dad.

522
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 4: I killed with this one yesterday to pretend going downstairs

523
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Speaker 4: to coming back.

524
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Speaker 5: I'll tell you what pats those are. The two mates of.

525
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Speaker 4: Hers were laughing. Okay, that's all I need is two

526
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Speaker 4: of them laughing undone for the day. It was a

527
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 4: hell of a performance at one o'clock at lunchtime yesterday.

528
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Speaker 4: I'm trying to hopefully I've got busy day to day

529
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Speaker 4: get back for another not this time, not man in

530
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Speaker 4: lyft going sorry, not man going downstairs to get something,

531
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Speaker 4: but the lift and then it gets stuck between floors

532
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 4: like so. But anyway, if you want to annoy your

533
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,399
Speaker 4: kids today, just walk behind them as they're having one

534
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Speaker 4: of their online schooling and pretend to go downstairs to

535
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Speaker 4: the basement to get something and then it's away.

536
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 3: Quad work harder than you think.

537
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,240
Speaker 4: And then sometimes you go back and you know something

538
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:10,000
Speaker 4: back down. A sunny scope for comedy is huge.

539
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 3: I remember Jim oh And had a whole TV show.

540
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Speaker 3: This is how I pictured it about that where he

541
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Speaker 3: went up and down the stairs behind the dead He

542
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,840
Speaker 3: was a cooking It was a fake cooking show. But

543
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 3: all I remember of.

544
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,159
Speaker 5: Great, great stand up.

545
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Speaker 4: I didn't realize and I got here, he lives here

546
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 4: and he's a a I didn't realize all the big

547
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 4: starr he is here. But yeah, some years ago in

548
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 4: the UK, brilliant, brilliant stand up comedian Jim Owen so

549
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 4: yesterday with the news that now the restrictions have been

550
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Speaker 4: lifted in the hopefully the right way for the next

551
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Speaker 4: couple of weeks and see how we all get on.

552
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 4: But the big thing is we're all making different plans

553
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Speaker 4: this weekend, aren't we. And that was a big thing,

554
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:50,640
Speaker 4: straight right, five people? What can we do? Five? Five people?

555
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 4: I did like it when Dan, as you said about

556
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Speaker 4: the five people coming around, he went, only family and friends,

557
00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:00,919
Speaker 4: as if I was going to drive around you coughing,

558
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,880
Speaker 4: you got a sore throat, come around to mine this weekend, Hey,

559
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 4: stranger party round at the o'connells, Come on over. Only

560
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 4: family and friends, are kb one Victorian's only family and friends? No,

561
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Speaker 4: what you guys are like? Okay, just inviting anyone around

562
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Speaker 4: for a shebang round of yours this Saturday night. So anyway,

563
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Speaker 4: he got me thinking about because we've got a situation

564
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Speaker 4: where there's a whole group of us and if you

565
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Speaker 4: just invite five, it's an odd number. They're all married

566
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Speaker 4: couples at our age or your boring mates are all

567
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Speaker 4: boring married people like you. So you know, we've got

568
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 4: to become about who we invite over. And oh they'll

569
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Speaker 4: be upset they can't recome around because play favorites. Hey,

570
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 4: you can't because the Furious Five.

571
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 5: You got the Furious five come around. You've got a worker.

572
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Speaker 4: Who are the Furious five? If all married couples, what

573
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Speaker 4: does that mean to you? Do it in shifts? We

574
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Speaker 4: see them between six and seven. You've got the seven

575
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Speaker 4: to eight bit, you've got to go and stuff like that.

576
00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 4: So we all do it like that. I'm not sure

577
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Speaker 4: to do. But it got me thinking about if you

578
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Speaker 4: could have anyone round this weekend, anyone did or alive,

579
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Speaker 4: anyone round at yours?

580
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Speaker 5: Who would you have, Patsy, who would.

581
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Speaker 4: It be for you?

582
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Speaker 6: I'd have Brian Adams up the top, of course I

583
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Speaker 6: would have joy.

584
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Speaker 5: Do you think it'd be that interesting?

585
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Speaker 2: Of course he would. I'm having to do.

586
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 5: But what's you exactly? What's he coming round for? Snacks?

587
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 7: Yeah?

588
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got these corset ones. I've got facon. It's

589
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,439
Speaker 4: a vegan bacon. You do it, but not at the

590
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 4: same grill that you do the meat as well. Well.

591
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Speaker 2: He get what he was served.

592
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Speaker 3: You're my favorite singer and musician eat meat for the

593
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Speaker 3: first time in thirty years.

594
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know you're Jewish, but you will have whatever

595
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Speaker 4: I feed you.

596
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Speaker 5: You'll get what you serve. And that's the wearby Pats.

597
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 4: So that's what he.

598
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Speaker 3: Respectful shy house.

599
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 4: My rules sure is gonna have a great Saturday night around.

600
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Speaker 6: Don't leave the table until you've finished your plate. Jackie

601
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Speaker 6: Nassas would also be there.

602
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's got a mood. Adams moaning about how he's

603
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 4: got to have a pig sandwich basically.

604
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 5: Then he've got Jackie O Nasses.

605
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:58,359
Speaker 4: So Jackie Nassis in Weeraby, this is amazing water. What

606
00:27:58,560 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 4: a store driving?

607
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 2: Bring a bit of class to the joint, didn't she?

608
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 5: Yeah, well I didn't want to say anything but that.

609
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:08,439
Speaker 4: Your word's not mine. So driving it into the coldest

610
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,600
Speaker 4: sect where you're resided is putting up.

611
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 3: Chris is out of the front cutting the hose up

612
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Speaker 3: to make a beer bar.

613
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 4: Hey, Jackie, just need to cut that hose. So you've

614
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Speaker 4: got Jackie Jackie on Nasses.

615
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 5: Brian Adam is coming out west Meryl strap.

616
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 4: What's wrong with Meryl is great?

617
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Speaker 5: This is the thought of all of these out on

618
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Speaker 5: the deck ground at yours.

619
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Speaker 2: Then i'd have Sarah Jessica Parker.

620
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Speaker 4: She'd hates it coming around to yours. I'll tell you why,

621
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Speaker 4: big old dog she strikes with someone when that dog Pressley,

622
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 4: that enormous sort of cliff of the big red dog

623
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Speaker 4: starts jumping up on Sarah Jessica Parker's dress or you know,

624
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Speaker 4: Milano chewing, She's gonna hate it.

625
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 2: I'd also have the four members of ever to be.

626
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 4: There was already broken down and rules. You're now getting

627
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Speaker 4: a two thousand dollars fine. You got to ask Jackio

628
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 4: to check chip in. He's been fined sixteen hundred dollars

629
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Speaker 4: by the State of Victoria.

630
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Speaker 3: You can have one member of EVERA of the rest

631
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Speaker 3: have to wait outside.

632
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Speaker 4: So how does Brian Adams feel? He's thinking, well, I'm

633
00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 4: the only musicians. Hang on, who's that is? Benny?

634
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 5: And what's his name?

635
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 4: The other three from Amber He's not been put in

636
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 4: his place, Brian, put the guitar away, abra here.

637
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 5: We don't need any of your mediocre lukewarmings like.

638
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 2: Could count as one would be one. So there's my five.

639
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 3: Off one playte.

640
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Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show.

641
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Speaker 4: So with the news that we can have five over

642
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 4: this weekend, we're thinking, if you could have anyone over

643
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 4: this weekend, ted or alive, who would it be? Patsy's

644
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,280
Speaker 4: gone for quite a party on Saturday night. So if

645
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 4: I remember he got Brian Adams, yep, Jackie R.

646
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Speaker 2: Nassis correct, Sarah Jessica.

647
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 5: Parker, Sarah Jessica Parker, and.

648
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 2: Then yep, Meryl straight.

649
00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 5: Mail Street and then I mean that is this that that's

650
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 5: not enough?

651
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 4: Abba?

652
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 3: All four members?

653
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 2: So you're update coming out of retirement, all right, So.

654
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Speaker 4: There's eight, there's obviously you and your husband, O Kate,

655
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 4: there's ten. Now how are you all seating? Everybody who sits?

656
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 5: Where are you're breaking up? Abba?

657
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 4: Abbot?

658
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 5: One of you?

659
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 4: Benny, who sit next to Brian? Where are they all

660
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 4: sat on this banquet table?

661
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 2: I reckon, we'll go out the back.

662
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Speaker 6: We don't have a big dining table, so we always

663
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Speaker 6: have bigdos out the back on their decking. We might

664
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Speaker 6: cook a barbecue and have some cold babas and some

665
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Speaker 6: salad pav maybe for dessert, lovely.

666
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Speaker 4: Lovely, and it strikes me. Then they'll also be sat

667
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Speaker 4: on those odd chairs. You know, we've only got a

668
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Speaker 4: set number of decent chairs, like six.

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Speaker 3: You have to bring some of the indoor chairs outside.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you might have to borrow like a high one

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Speaker 4: from a neighbor. So someone's high store. And then there's

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Speaker 4: someone else to be sating, like all these little bed

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Speaker 4: stall for a table.

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Speaker 5: Or something there on the floor.

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Speaker 4: Brian Adams's moony again, only has he got to have

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Speaker 4: a snag and he's a vegetarian. He's on the little

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Speaker 4: kiddy footstool or something on the floor. All right, who

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Speaker 4: I have this weekend? Out my way? I'd have Donald Trump?

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're just trying why No, I.

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Speaker 4: Tell you why I have Trump. I have Jessica durn Okay,

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00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 4: New Zealand, that leader I think. I think she's one

682
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Speaker 4: of the smartest leaders in the world right now. I'd

683
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Speaker 4: have her and Trump, those two trying to talk to

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Speaker 4: each other. Hopefully she can try and talk some sense

685
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Speaker 4: and other couptries would be incredible.

686
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Speaker 3: And if not, you'll get some good stories from Monday

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Speaker 3: morning on.

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Speaker 4: The exactly what happened when Trump he came round to mine. Okay,

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Speaker 4: I'd also have because I'm fascinated in the Pyramids and

690
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Speaker 4: the true still of the Pyramids, Teuton Carmoon would come round,

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Speaker 4: you know, I'd ever quick chat with him about listen,

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Speaker 4: how do you build those pyramids?

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Speaker 3: He was dead when they build him?

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Speaker 7: Was it?

695
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 4: He will know stuff. Okay, ah, no, he will know

696
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 4: it's a toton car moon. And then you need someone

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Speaker 4: to do the food really well. Okay, I like doing

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Speaker 4: a barbecue, but I want to be hearing what Trump's

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Speaker 4: saying and are done, and also what Tooton Carmoon's got

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Speaker 4: to say. So I'm gonna have celebrity chef. He's available

701
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Speaker 4: at the moment. Pete Evans is going to come round.

702
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Speaker 4: And also because I like on a Saturday nights to

703
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Speaker 4: have for a couple of glasses, why he's going to

704
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 4: bring that light machine round, which can cure hangovers and everything.

705
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Speaker 4: I'm gonna be all right Sunday morning waking up, I

706
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Speaker 4: won't have a stinking hangover and have that light box.

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Speaker 3: So he's not there for conversation. He's there to keda

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Speaker 3: do the food, and wear's that light machine.

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Speaker 4: Peete, okay Jack.

710
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 3: I first my head went to Kirk Kabam, and then

711
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Speaker 3: I thought, actually it seems hard to please. I feel

712
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Speaker 3: like anything you serve up.

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00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 4: You won't be happy with mister Saturday Night. No.

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Speaker 3: So then I'm going to shift that to Dave Groll

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Speaker 3: geta stories, but just seems more pleasant.

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Speaker 4: He is.

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00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 5: He's very charismatic and a really funny guy.

718
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Speaker 3: I sort of felt the same thing about John Lennon.

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Speaker 3: A bit too intimidating, not.

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Speaker 4: Doll, but a complicated character's a bit political maybe, So

721
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Speaker 4: I'm going to go Paul McCartney, no politics Saturday Night. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 4: I'm hosting Trump The King of Ideas too, Carmoon and

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Speaker 4: a light machine man.

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Speaker 3: I'd have Michael Jordan, of course, because says with the

725
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Speaker 3: last dance at the moment, and then this is gonna

726
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Speaker 3: seem like a cliche. Einstein sunny.

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Speaker 5: Now you're like one of those reality TV shows. It's

728
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Speaker 5: a pin.

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Speaker 4: Headed girl on married at first sight. I really like

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Speaker 4: to go who would I like to go on a

731
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Speaker 4: slippery date with Einstein?

732
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Speaker 5: For his mind?

733
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Speaker 3: I feel like when we've talked a lot of pop

734
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Speaker 3: culture about music in basketball, we can go, you know what, guys,

735
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Speaker 3: let's Einstein's here as well. Let's get some mad albert A.

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Speaker 6: Jumping on this one nine times.

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Speaker 4: A crazy hair to you as well with a big

738
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Speaker 4: high hair as well. I don't you get on very

739
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Speaker 4: well with Einstein?

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Speaker 3: Of all our dinner parties, I do like mine the best.

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Speaker 4: What a surprise, Jacks O'Connell podcast, Christian over the weekend.

742
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Speaker 4: If I could have anyone round it mine, I'd have

743
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Speaker 4: Sir David Attenbrough, Freddie Mercury, Anthony Bourdain, great choice, uh

744
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Speaker 4: Da Vinci and Nelson Mandela.

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Speaker 5: That's quite a mix, good mix, though, Christian.

746
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Speaker 4: I'm a massive comedy fans around at mine to cram

747
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Speaker 4: one on West this weekend, I'd have Billy Connolly, Ross Noble,

748
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Speaker 4: John Clees and Robin Williams. The fifth person I'd love

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Speaker 4: to have around is my late father, so we could

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Speaker 4: meet my granddaughter, Craig. That's lovely, mate, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show Podcast.

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Speaker 4: If I was a multi Bill Gates level, way was

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Speaker 4: he got? You know, Jeff Bezos where I think they're

754
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 4: actual almost trillionaires?

755
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 3: Oh, Jeff Bezos, I think one hundred plus billion.

756
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 4: You can't even understand what does that look like on

757
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 4: your statement? You don't think you never asked for a

758
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Speaker 4: cash machine?

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Speaker 5: Do you want to see your balance?

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Speaker 13: No?

761
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Speaker 4: Why give me bad news. Just give me the counches,

762
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Speaker 4: the cash in the account. I don't want to see

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Speaker 4: my statement or current balance. It's never good news. It's

764
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Speaker 4: never what I thought it's all just evaporating out of

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Speaker 4: the account.

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Speaker 3: But you is that every time you unscreen, I'll get

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Speaker 3: the receipt, not just that.

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Speaker 4: And here make sure that everyone behind you know the

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Speaker 4: rest of us do that thing. Will we're shielding any

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Speaker 4: kind of any kind of viewer eyes behind us, don't

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Speaker 4: you using the angles and blocking people like you're on

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Speaker 4: the footy pitch.

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Speaker 5: He would actually just go look at that.

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Speaker 4: I mean it, I've got to scroll down on the

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Speaker 4: screen to get to the end of this. With the

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Speaker 4: old point, I've got.

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Speaker 5: So much money.

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Speaker 4: But if I was a multi billionaire, I would pay

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Speaker 4: for Patsy to have that all those people around this weekend,

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Speaker 4: just for the strange mish mash all of Abbot going

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Speaker 4: out there around at yours with Brian Adams Mail Streems.

782
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Speaker 4: I'd even have the technology to dig up and reanimate

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Speaker 4: Jack your Nassis just they could all go out.

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Speaker 3: But it's Meryl Streep on one shoulder and Brian Adams

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Speaker 3: on the other.

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Speaker 4: All right, Then five to Blit Tuesday as always, you're

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Speaker 4: the star dur the next hour and your amazing stories

788
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Speaker 4: when we do five topic Tuesday. So if you hear

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Speaker 4: anything because he punt thes up in the air, anything

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Speaker 4: you might have a story for, then give us a

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Speaker 4: call nine four one four, one o four three best

792
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Speaker 4: calls will get John next.

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Speaker 5: Now we go get prizes, including Disney Plus three for

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Speaker 5: a year.

795
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Speaker 4: So if you're stuck for stuff to watch at the moment,

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Speaker 4: you've got endless movies and TV shows, some one of

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Speaker 4: the best kids movies ever made as well, and the

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Speaker 4: brilliant The Star Wars found the Mandalorians back for a

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Speaker 4: second season. That is a great great spinoff Star Wars

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Speaker 4: show as well. Got that for a year Disney Plus

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Speaker 4: and also one hundred dollars eBay vouchers. Yesterday, the young

802
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:26,239
Speaker 4: Jackpost was stunned when I was telling him about how

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Speaker 4: if you were to drive anywhere back in the eighties

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Speaker 4: or nineties, you would have to consult charts other wi

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Speaker 4: is known as atlases and maps, And I was telling

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Speaker 4: him about a two hour car trip the first time

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Speaker 4: Mima May ever drove up to London Town two hours.

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Speaker 5: What happened is you go to.

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Speaker 4: The top of the page and then you have to

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Speaker 4: pull over to find page sixty two the next bit

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Speaker 4: where you were the bottom of that page, And it

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Speaker 4: was quite an ordeal. Quite a skill to be able

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Speaker 4: to read a map and drive. You didn't have what

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Speaker 4: you've got now.

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Speaker 5: They're in your phones, sat now, so that they hadn't

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Speaker 5: been invented.

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Speaker 3: And true in my adult driving life, I've never had

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Speaker 3: to open our version of it.

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Speaker 2: Which is the Melways Melways, yeah.

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Speaker 3: And paths for way too long into my adult life. Again,

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Speaker 3: I didn't realize that Melways. I thought that was an

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Speaker 3: international term for a book of road directions until.

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Speaker 4: Sydney Bridgeways hang on. Melbourne Way's clever, so clever, all right,

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Speaker 4: Just simply map stories. You must have stories, stun Jack

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Speaker 4: boast a millennial with your map reading stories. You must

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Speaker 4: have stories where you got the map wrong or what

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Speaker 4: happened with involving trying to plot, especially a country this

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Speaker 4: size is not bad enough.

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Speaker 5: In the UK, we.

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Speaker 4: Actually had a sixty two page at this for such

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Speaker 4: a small country compared to the mega country and continent

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Speaker 4: that is Australia. So map stories, long hel grudges. I

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Speaker 4: hope we get some good stories about this. A long

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Speaker 4: hell grudge, whether it's against a sports player, a celebrity,

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Speaker 4: a family member, an ex long held grudges. I find

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Speaker 4: that grudges the longer that you carry on, because the

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Speaker 4: funnier as well. Famous Cousins. We did this about two

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Speaker 4: years ago in the early days of the show, and

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Speaker 4: I'd always remember one the person that called in adamant.

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Speaker 4: They related to Winston Churchill. So how we got another

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Speaker 4: one like that? Famous Cousins and.

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Speaker 5: What do you still on?

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00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,320
Speaker 4: My daughter came down yesterday and she said, do you

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Speaker 4: know what this said? She'd found it in her bedroom

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Speaker 4: clearing out some stuff. This is amazing, this is incredible.

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Speaker 4: I actually got a little bit as I saw it.

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Speaker 4: I actually went, oh my god. There it is sort

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Speaker 4: of thing you have in a movie scene, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: How did you get hold of that?

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Speaker 5: There it is? I thought I'd never see it again.

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Speaker 4: This is a CD, right you meant the old blank

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Speaker 4: CD CDRs recording with CDs that I made for my

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Speaker 4: firstborn Ruby when she was born in two thousand and four.

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Speaker 4: I made a mixed CD. You know I'm obsessed with

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Speaker 4: mix Streets, mix CDs and now Spotify players. I made

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Speaker 4: this for her when I went to pick her and

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Speaker 4: my wife at the day after she was born from hospital,

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Speaker 4: and it was only a ten minute car trip to

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Speaker 4: go home, but i'd made a road trip mixtape CD.

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Speaker 4: Then when we got in the house, I qued it

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Speaker 4: back up. My wife went, that's enough of the mixtape now. Anyway.

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Speaker 4: The thing is this was made almost sixteen years ago

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Speaker 4: in July. She's sixteen, and I haven't seen that since

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Speaker 4: I made it when she was one day old. And

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Speaker 4: it's even dating eighteenth seven four Ruby Lona O'Connell Homecoming Mix.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what's on that. I know one song

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Speaker 4: Kenny Loggins Ruby Don't Take Your Love to Down. I

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Speaker 4: don't know what the other. I don't know what the

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Speaker 4: other tracks on it because I don't own a CD

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Speaker 4: player and they.

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Speaker 5: Wanted to get my laptop. They don't have the little

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00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 5: thing at the side anymore.

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Speaker 3: And in modern radio station apparently doesn't have a CNA.

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Speaker 4: Come in this morning thinking, oh, fine one at the

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Speaker 4: radio station i'm employed by.

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Speaker 5: There's no CD plays.

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Speaker 4: It's all offdives now, so I can't I can't desperate

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Speaker 4: to know what did the tracks on here? But it

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Speaker 4: gave me a buzz last night finding that. Yeah, even

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Speaker 4: just seeing that again. I came in this morning delicately

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Speaker 4: holding it as well, just seeing that. But I'm so

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Speaker 4: lucky I've still got this sixteen years later. So what

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Speaker 4: do you still own as well? I've got the mixed

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Speaker 4: CD for almost sixteen years ago. What do you still own?

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 4: I had a new one to my list that I

887
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Speaker 4: keep updating of things you never thought you'd hear someone

888
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 4: on a radio show say off air. I remember a

889
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:12,200
Speaker 4: while ago on the show, we were asking a ten

890
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 4: year old boy, did he seriously think he could kick

891
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:14,719
Speaker 4: Jack in the head?

892
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 3: Remember that, yes, yes, and the lawyers at the radio

893
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 3: station would never let it happen.

894
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 4: So the first thing that we wanted to do that

895
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 4: didn't happen on the show. We need to go back

896
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,879
Speaker 4: to some of these things, other than as we head

897
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 4: to a couple of weeks time, the show being two

898
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,319
Speaker 4: years old, try and redo the ideas that couldn't happen.

899
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to wear the helmet, the helmet

900
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 3: that you see boxes were when there's just sparring and

901
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 3: a taekwondo kid was going to kick me in the head.

902
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 4: Anyway, new one when I just overhear Jack say to

903
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 4: a caller go big on the Hitler connection, but not

904
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 4: in an ironic way and there is a caller, which

905
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 4: gets me very excited. I can barely focus with a

906
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 4: Hitler connection, I'm hoping it's about famous cousins rather than

907
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 4: map stories. They found Hitler's bunker or something. But anyway,

908
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,399
Speaker 4: we're doing five topic Tuesday. The stories that we're looking

909
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,359
Speaker 4: for today from you are anything to do with reading maps, Jack,

910
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,399
Speaker 4: yesterday was stunned about the time before you simply pulled

911
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 4: out your phone, and now with Apple Maps and Google Maps,

912
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 4: it's all at your fingertips. And before that Sat Nows

913
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,959
Speaker 4: and Tom Tom's we used to have to use road

914
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 4: opp This is to navigate any long car trip. So

915
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 4: anything to do with map stories, long held grudges, famous cousins,

916
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 4: and things you still have. I found yesterday this mixed

917
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,239
Speaker 4: sed I made when my daughter was a day old,

918
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 4: almost sixteen years ago. All right, no, four one four,

919
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,359
Speaker 4: one oh four three, let's go to Will. First of all,

920
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 4: good on in Will.

921
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 11: Good morning, Christian. How are you?

922
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm good. Well, thanks to calling the show.

923
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,320
Speaker 5: And you've got someone to say about maps.

924
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm ex Army. We still use Miami still uses

925
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 11: today maps en compasses. The maps are in one kilometer

926
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 11: square grid references, and we can get the ten square

927
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,319
Speaker 11: ten numbers in your grid reference and you can find

928
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 11: yourself within ten minutes of where you need to be.

929
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 5: This is incredible. So you still keeping the map industry

930
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,279
Speaker 5: alive very much.

931
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 4: So we shouldn't.

932
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't want to say anything bad about

933
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 3: our depending. Could you come into the twenty first century

934
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 3: and use Google Maps?

935
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 11: Yeah, Well, when you're in the middle of the bush,

936
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 11: you know, and you're nearest town is maybe one hundred

937
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:23,280
Speaker 11: and fifty two hundred, rouble, how are you going to

938
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:28,399
Speaker 11: turn left at the next bush?

939
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 3: Good point? There's no tom toms in the tanks or

940
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,760
Speaker 3: army vehicles.

941
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 11: No, nothing like that. It still use maps and you know, compasses.

942
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 4: Maybe that's why it took the American government so long

943
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 4: to find being lad eight or seven. Turn that up ship,

944
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 4: you know they're playing that. We've been loud than the footholds. Well,

945
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 4: thank you very much for giving us a.

946
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 11: Call, No drummers. Have a good day, guys, and you mate.

947
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 5: Thank you very much.

948
00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 4: Didn't Will have a great commanding voice, sounded like a

949
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 4: leader on the line.

950
00:43:01,600 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 8: There the anchor, good morning, good morning, How are you guys?

951
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good. So the anka famous cousins. Who is

952
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 4: your famous cousin?

953
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 8: Unfortunately I have the world's most hated cousin. It would

954
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 8: be Hitler.

955
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:18,240
Speaker 5: Hitler, that's your cousin.

956
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,439
Speaker 8: My dad's on my dad's side.

957
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 5: Yes, so your dad German?

958
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 3: Yes he is, so trace it back for us who.

959
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 8: He's Akay, it's Hitler's Sada's sister. I believe that we

960
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 8: are related to and it's along that line somewhere. But yeah.

961
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 8: I found out watching a documentary one night last year

962
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,920
Speaker 8: on TV and I rung Dad and I went, is

963
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 8: this true? And he goes yes, and I have all

964
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 8: the paperwork to confirm it, and I went, Holy cramp.

965
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 3: That made it sound like the documentary flashed up an

966
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:56,720
Speaker 3: image of your dad.

967
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 4: This is one of these, Yes, Malcolm, Malcolm Hitler. So

968
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 4: can you just tell us what was this eureka moment

969
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,879
Speaker 4: when you're watching a documentary and then suddenly you get

970
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 4: the connection to your dad.

971
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:21,720
Speaker 8: About Hitler, it was he had a cousin if he's

972
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 8: pitcheda who was in an insane asilument. His name was

973
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 8: Louise Fate Fight it's pronounced and that is my maiden name.

974
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 8: And I just join you together and rang Dad and

975
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 8: he's like, yeah, we're not you know, we're proud of it,

976
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 8: but yes we're.

977
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 5: Well, I mean you Australians love and understatement, we're not.

978
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 4: That proud of it, not that proud of it. Prefer

979
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 4: not to talk about.

980
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 5: We're not that proud of it. Incredible, all right, thank

981
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 5: you very much in cal you will all right.

982
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 4: We got the news and sport headlines on the way

983
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,240
Speaker 4: to keep the calls coming this morning on great Form

984
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 4: nine four one O four three is the number map stories,

985
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 4: long held grudges, famous cousins. Two years ago we got

986
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 4: Winston Churchill. We now get his opponent Hitler, Famous cousins

987
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 4: and things.

988
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: You still have Christian O'Connell show podcast.

989
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:32,240
Speaker 4: It's so tough, So tough? Is it over? Patsy's homeschooling

990
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 4: ever going to be over? Will we ever see the

991
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 4: back of them in the house all day every day

992
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 4: Monday Friday.

993
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,359
Speaker 6: There is light at the end of the tunnel. What

994
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 6: is our prayers have been answered. We now have a

995
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 6: date for when the kids are allowed back at school.

996
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 6: The Premier is still speaking, but he's just announced that

997
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 6: all kids will be back in the classroom by June nine.

998
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 2: June nine, going.

999
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,800
Speaker 4: To have the house to just us again.

1000
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 5: Afternoon.

1001
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 4: Delight, it's back. It was twenty twenty.

1002
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 5: This is great news.

1003
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 4: You're not winding me up.

1004
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,319
Speaker 2: I am not the first ones.

1005
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 6: They're doing it staggered prep years one to eleven and twelve,

1006
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,200
Speaker 6: with the first to go back on May twenty six,

1007
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,480
Speaker 6: So just a fortnight away and the rest of the

1008
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 6: year groups will be allowed in schools two weeks after that.

1009
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 4: She remember what years my children are in?

1010
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,439
Speaker 3: Actually, you can either promote them ahead a few years

1011
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 3: or make them redo the early classes.

1012
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 5: Thirteen and fifteen. Are there any years nine and eleven? Pats?

1013
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:38,280
Speaker 3: I think they're going to wait another two weeks?

1014
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:43,000
Speaker 2: Hope, No, you'll be right. Is Roubes in year eleven?

1015
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 4: No? No, they should be in fifteen?

1016
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 5: Going to be sixteen?

1017
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 4: Now?

1018
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:47,960
Speaker 3: Should be in year ten or nine?

1019
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 4: No, she's ten.

1020
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 2: You're bushing her up.

1021
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 4: Not a good look for me. I don't need to

1022
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 4: be saying this, and I get told off my my wife.

1023
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 4: Now this is shocking.

1024
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:59,720
Speaker 3: Over the weekend, I asked Christian when he was complaining

1025
00:46:59,719 --> 00:47:02,720
Speaker 3: about home schooling. I said, surely there are some parents

1026
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 3: that love having their kids home all the time, and

1027
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 3: he said, if someone says that to you, they're lying.

1028
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 4: Fly, my little pretty fly, go out the nest. It

1029
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 4: has been so tough. Hello man, smile, friends, I've come

1030
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 4: to talk with you again. Oh that is good news.

1031
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 4: So all the kids are going back to school. Well

1032
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 4: there are dates again, Patsy.

1033
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, So the first Lance years one to eleven and

1034
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,720
Speaker 6: twelve go back on May twenty six, so a fortnight

1035
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 6: away and then the rest of the year group.

1036
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 2: So everyone, all of them, all the.

1037
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 6: Little girls and boys and beauties will be back on

1038
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 6: June nine.

1039
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 5: Right now everywhere, Patsy, aren't they It's like.

1040
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 4: Wow wow, Whereas right now every single teacher is hell

1041
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 4: but the Gin motel down all right? Then? Great news,

1042
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:21,880
Speaker 4: that is really great anyway, great news. Five to Witch Tuesday. Yes,

1043
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 4: map stories. What have you got this morning about reading maps?

1044
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 4: Jack Posts and Millennial was stunned yesterday about there. We

1045
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 4: had to consult charts at the says, melways, sid ways

1046
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,279
Speaker 4: whereever they were, wherever you're from, maps to navigate and

1047
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 4: the course the stars for some of the older gold

1048
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 4: listeners and sextons. So map stories anything to do with

1049
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 4: map reading long held grudges? Have you got a story

1050
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 4: about a long held grudge famous cousins. If you just

1051
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 4: tuned in, we've had one with a hit the connection

1052
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 4: just before the eight o'clock news. What show can rival

1053
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,360
Speaker 4: that on your doll of the old If you've just

1054
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,759
Speaker 4: tuned in the ten thousand dollars scret sound hasn't gone,

1055
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:02,799
Speaker 4: we can top that with if you just tuned in

1056
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:06,399
Speaker 4: the Hitler connection. Malcolm Hitler is just who we heard

1057
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,479
Speaker 4: about after before eight o'clock and.

1058
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:09,839
Speaker 5: Things you still own?

1059
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 4: I found this yesterday, which is a mixed sed I

1060
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:15,360
Speaker 4: made almost sixteen years ago when my daughter was a

1061
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 4: day old.

1062
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 5: I want.

1063
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,720
Speaker 4: I went to pick her up from hospital with my wife.

1064
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:19,359
Speaker 4: I don't know what the tracks on them because don't

1065
00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 4: have a CD play. But what do you still on.

1066
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1067
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 4: This week on five to but Tuesdays, we're looking for

1068
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:31,400
Speaker 4: your stories as ever, looking for stories about maps.

1069
00:49:31,600 --> 00:49:33,879
Speaker 5: Do you remember when before there was Google.

1070
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 4: Mapps, s Apple Maps, sat navs, we had maps, Atlases, melways.

1071
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 4: You must have stories about trying to read them, navigate

1072
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 4: going on a long road trip using maps. Long held grudges?

1073
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 4: Have you got a long held grudge famous cousins and

1074
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 4: things you still own Christian, I've still got my collection

1075
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 4: of this is from lawn. I still got my collection

1076
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 4: of four hundred Hot Wheels Cars Love Wheel. Seriously, if

1077
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 4: I was in charge of Formula one, rebuild those tracks

1078
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 4: into an actual, full sized version of Hot Wheels The Loop,

1079
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 4: the Loop figured to, then I might watch Formula one racing.

1080
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 4: A real life version of Hot Whells is what the

1081
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,720
Speaker 4: world needs. Most of them still in their original boxes.

1082
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 4: I started collecting them four years of age, when I

1083
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 4: was just a little kid. I've still got them now,

1084
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:20,959
Speaker 4: thirty six years later.

1085
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 5: Have you still play with them?

1086
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 3: Well, if they're in the original boxes, is that one

1087
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 3: of those people who doesn't want to? Are they got

1088
00:50:27,560 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 3: to stay mink condition?

1089
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 4: You can't take this is my superannuation. I sell these

1090
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,359
Speaker 4: one day. Your your husband Chris isn't one of those.

1091
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 4: He doesn't keep them with my toys.

1092
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 2: Yes, he's got all. Yeah, he's got he has the

1093
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 2: original all of the original Star Wars figurines.

1094
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 3: That'd be worth.

1095
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 4: Seriously, when you go Abba coming around this weekend.

1096
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 2: That crack them out?

1097
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,080
Speaker 4: Oh you wait to Benny and Forderson's the other one

1098
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 4: at the back that you know they're gonna.

1099
00:50:56,560 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 6: Still They've all still got their capes, and so nothing

1100
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 6: is missing, nothing's missing.

1101
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 2: He's got his mister t Doll. He's got not.

1102
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 3: As not as sought after as the early Star Wars.

1103
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:12,839
Speaker 4: Characters, remember that character in the Star Wars Universe.

1104
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 2: And Masters of the Universe. He's still got all that

1105
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 2: as well.

1106
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 4: Really what he man and skeletal?

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00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:23,239
Speaker 5: Yep?

1108
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 6: Great, Uh No, I don't think he's got the castle.

1109
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 6: He's got all the figurines track.

1110
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 4: Can you even get back to my thanks, Jenny, want

1111
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 4: to know I love that as a kid. Anyway, all

1112
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 4: very interesting. Let's go the lines right now.

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00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 7: Aaron, good morning, Yeah, good morning, Chris. I am what

1114
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 7: father in law used to work at the used to

1115
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 7: print the mailways, the maps and uh and every year

1116
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,439
Speaker 7: he'd come home and you know when the new ones

1117
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 7: come out, the new editions, he'd come home and you

1118
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 7: hanged me out to all of us. So he's a map.

1119
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 7: He's a map, and you've been driving along time. And

1120
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,439
Speaker 7: what we didn't know was it you've been driving along

1121
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 7: somewhere and you've been following the map and you go

1122
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:02,680
Speaker 7: to to in the age and it's missing. The next page.

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00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 7: So all the reach it.

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00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 3: He's got the ones that were headed for the bin.

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00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 7: All the ones are headed for the bin. He was

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00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 7: bringing home time hego God, and you.

1127
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:17,360
Speaker 4: Know, greats it. We're on the edge of the world.

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00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 7: Every single time you have to go somewhere, especially for work,

1129
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 7: you go somewhere and you'll be following them.

1130
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 8: Man.

1131
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 7: But then you go to the page ship three and

1132
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 7: every year we kept falling for the same thing. We

1133
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 7: just kept getting the same mass. I'm gonna happy when

1134
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 7: the navigation came down on the on.

1135
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 4: The that's awesome. We'll give you a hundred dollar EBO voucher.

1136
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 4: Great call, Aaron, really funny.

1137
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,879
Speaker 7: Thank you, Thank you very much.

1138
00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:46,280
Speaker 5: All right, mate, have a good day, Amanda, Good morning, Amanda.

1139
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:51,800
Speaker 4: Hi Christian, Oh yeah, yeah, go on map stories.

1140
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:52,800
Speaker 8: Yes.

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00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 12: Years ago, many years ago, when I was a teenager,

1142
00:52:56,280 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 12: my dad and I were driving from Geelong to john

1143
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,839
Speaker 12: Cart and my dad was getting me to navigate. I

1144
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,840
Speaker 12: am hopeless at reading melways. I've never been able to.

1145
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,919
Speaker 12: My dad was getting frustrated with me, so I through

1146
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 12: the whole mailways out of the window on the Princess Freeway.

1147
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:14,800
Speaker 4: I don't think it's the only one on the Princess

1148
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 4: Freeway and a lot of other freeways as well. They're

1149
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 4: a nightmare to navigate whilst're driving with attle kind of

1150
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:25,800
Speaker 4: a navigation copard it next to you. Yes all, Amanda,

1151
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, have a good day. Thank you

1152
00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 4: still driving down there, Princess are We're looking for it now. Michael, Michael,

1153
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 4: good morning.

1154
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:36,919
Speaker 13: Mine, Christian here are you going? Yeah?

1155
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 4: I'm good Michael. I hope you well this morning. Thanks

1156
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 4: for joining us. What have you got for five time Tuesday? Mate?

1157
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:46,680
Speaker 13: I still have after forty eight years my very first

1158
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:49,840
Speaker 13: gift I was given at school by staying the course.

1159
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 13: Who came to go there? Give a Tonga tractor?

1160
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:56,839
Speaker 4: Oh I just have a little Tonka tractor. Those things

1161
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 4: are indestructible, the old Tonka toys.

1162
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 7: That's all.

1163
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:02,560
Speaker 13: Looks as good as the day that I got my

1164
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:04,160
Speaker 13: tweet through film.

1165
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 5: Yeah me too.

1166
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:08,919
Speaker 4: I literally throwing out my bedroom window then run down, says,

1167
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 4: stamp on it, just to see if I could destruct it.

1168
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 4: I was that kid, uh and.

1169
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 5: Those things you couldn't break the Tonka.

1170
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 4: Trucks, could you?

1171
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:17,360
Speaker 13: They were indestructible.

1172
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 4: This is what the Apple Corporation did you get Tonka

1173
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 4: to make those phones, then they won't break so easily.

1174
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:28,720
Speaker 13: Tonka phones, they never have to replace anything, No, exactly.

1175
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, Michael, that's great, fond memories of my tont I

1176
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:32,880
Speaker 5: love that.

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00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 4: Michael. Thank you very much. You cool. Have a good day.

1178
00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 4: Glenn's in line. One last call. This break we've got Glenn.

1179
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 4: He's got a famous cousin. Glenn, who's your famous cousin?

1180
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 4: This is better. We've gone from I've gone from hit

1181
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 4: there to Steve. Someone is exactly Steve Irwin. So what

1182
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:53,920
Speaker 4: was Steve Irwin to the family.

1183
00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 7: Oh, yeah, it was great.

1184
00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 11: There were wished to go up there every school holidays

1185
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,479
Speaker 11: and say you and work in the park.

1186
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:03,040
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1187
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 3: That must have been like work with the crocodile. Yeah, yeah,

1188
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 3: that's right, feeding him, partickling him.

1189
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 5: I don't think you can trick Steve, would you know?

1190
00:55:12,880 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 5: But no, I don't think you do that. Oh that's

1191
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 5: at incredible. That's a pretty great connection, Glint. Thank you

1192
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 5: very much.

1193
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:21,360
Speaker 4: I have a good day. No.

1194
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 7: Thanks.

1195
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 1: By the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1196
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 4: Today's that on time wasay stuff. Twelfth of May Today

1197
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 4: is International Nurses Day Special day. This it's actually on

1198
00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 4: the twelfth of May because it's the birthday of the

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00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:43,600
Speaker 4: founder of modern nursing, so Florence nighty gal. That's why

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00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:44,720
Speaker 4: it's the twelfth of May today.

1201
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 5: So they're asking people wherever you are, whatever time difference

1202
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 5: you're in.

1203
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 4: This is quite coolers. My mum told about it over

1204
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 4: the weekend. It was an NHS nurse for forty four years.

1205
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 4: Is to light a candle tonight, to shine a light

1206
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 4: all over the world. Are the amazing jobs at nurses

1207
00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:01,880
Speaker 4: and healthcare professionals are doing all over the world right

1208
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 4: now and have down throughout the years and decades as well.

1209
00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 4: So oh, we're doing that.

1210
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:07,760
Speaker 5: It's a nice thing to do, like a little candle.

1211
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 4: All right. Then, So how do we go from that

1212
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 4: amazing person and the sacrifice of frontline workers and nurses

1213
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 4: to this gibberish we do We celebrate with the atwot

1214
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 4: time waster for the nurses with nurse songs.

1215
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:22,480
Speaker 5: I'm looking at this.

1216
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 4: It is my mom would be ashamed of me. Actually,

1217
00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:28,279
Speaker 4: my mom would find this funny actually all right, and

1218
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 4: so nurse songs is what we're looking for today. I

1219
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 4: see you, baby, shaking that ass. I see you.

1220
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:43,920
Speaker 5: Shaking that ass. Thank you, scan you feel it scan

1221
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 5: you feel it?

1222
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 4: Silver, Tina Turner with Private Lancer, good lance that boil

1223
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:59,919
Speaker 4: Private Lancer a lot of candle in here. Let's marve

1224
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 4: gay with her. Let's get it, Matron, Matron. Let's get it,

1225
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:04,800
Speaker 4: Matron Silver.

1226
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:09,799
Speaker 5: What you're the nurse? Try and understand it, the nurse,

1227
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 5: try and understand it.

1228
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, what have you got there for? Nurse Songs?

1229
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 3: IV got a crush on you, Silver. My chart will

1230
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 3: go on.

1231
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 4: Bronze.

1232
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 3: I thought you didn't even want to response. I didn't

1233
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 3: even want to market.

1234
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 5: Knock on ward, Knock on ward is good.

1235
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:30,320
Speaker 4: That's gold.

1236
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 3: Yes, scrubs, oh, very.

1237
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:36,600
Speaker 4: Good, took a while.

1238
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 5: That's super smart. Actually gold plus high standard.

1239
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:40,280
Speaker 4: There.

1240
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

1241
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,480
Speaker 4: Okay, what are we doing? Oh yes, Nurse songs. That's

1242
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 4: what we're doing.

1243
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 5: Nurse songs.

1244
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 4: By the way, Jack and nine Song just watched an

1245
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 4: incredible video.

1246
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 5: We'll talk about Hot Wheels earlier.

1247
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 4: It's still highbrow Tuesday talk about Hot Winds cars, speculating

1248
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 4: why can't Formula one build like a version of Hot

1249
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 4: Wheels and have the old loop the loop with an

1250
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:07,000
Speaker 4: actual I was about to say adult sized car.

1251
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 3: I thought, surely a real car has never been around

1252
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 3: a loop to loop in real life.

1253
00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 4: We just you just we just watched the videot hat. Yeah,

1254
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 4: a little tiny little guy in it. It doesn't look

1255
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 4: like it builds up that much speed.

1256
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 2: Like a Preus or something doing loop to loop.

1257
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:30,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like a poor man's Stig from Test

1258
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:33,240
Speaker 3: Year driving a Toyota and he goes it's.

1259
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:34,440
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, tribute mansion.

1260
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 5: But he actually does it anyway to anyone. But it's tickled.

1261
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:42,600
Speaker 4: It's a low attention span doing this job. Perhaps he's

1262
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 4: going to miss working with us when she's over there

1263
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 4: and start the room now Radio Today dot Com to

1264
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 4: AU Exclusive. All right, so nurse songs bed Pan of Roses,

1265
00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 4: silver word on Duges of Croydon, under blood pressure.

1266
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 3: Bronze.

1267
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 4: Plas, Mamma Mia Plas, Mamma Mia gold world doned Glenn

1268
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 4: pour some deetle on me, Mark in Thornbury, Hit me

1269
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:13,840
Speaker 4: with your best crutch silver My heart will go on

1270
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 4: if you don't unplug the machine, silver plus warrant.

1271
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:20,439
Speaker 5: Everybody wants to rule the ward. Everyone wants to rule

1272
00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 5: the ward.

1273
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 4: Very good, Ashley and Croydon. Don't cry for me, No,

1274
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 4: that's actually really rude to producer selected that jagged little

1275
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 4: take your piel three times a day, Glove me do Silver,

1276
00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 4: Mamma me, I've got diarrhea, made us love the most,

1277
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:50,520
Speaker 4: Come on, don't bot them down. Mamma me, I've got diarrhea.

1278
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 4: Ryands as well. Don't this ain't much better? But don't

1279
00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 4: stand so Coloss to me, Coloss to me, lost to me?

1280
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, Gold, very very good. How we give that one?

1281
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,200
Speaker 5: Colostom me bag one now? But mom and me, I've

1282
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 5: got I don't know why. It's Italian. Now I'm warming

1283
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 5: to it.

1284
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 4: Funky cold Medicina, Gold, Bohemian biopsy, silver plus, take my

1285
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:16,880
Speaker 4: pressure down silver, let me medicate you, Silver plus total

1286
01:00:16,960 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 4: collapse of the heart to keep it like listeners always, uh,

1287
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 4: don't go pressing that buzzer.

1288
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,560
Speaker 5: Don't get it, bronze, I'm code blue.

1289
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:33,200
Speaker 4: Song I for sixty five, that awful song two thousands, No,

1290
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 4: don't do it, terrible terrible song.

1291
01:00:37,160 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 1: Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1292
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:45,640
Speaker 2: It's going on in there today.

1293
01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 4: I tell you no, no, no, for once, for once.

1294
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:51,480
Speaker 4: This is my mistake. Called Jackie Boys Old Magoo, the

1295
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,480
Speaker 4: world's oldest producer, Older than Alan Jones. He actually gave

1296
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 4: birth to Alan Jones. You know we're doing the ten

1297
01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:58,440
Speaker 4: can a repeat work day.

1298
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:00,960
Speaker 2: Brand in the head, well, someone's.

1299
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,400
Speaker 4: About to have a grand on the hand. Because obviously

1300
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 4: the outbreaks a little bit light at the moment, we

1301
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:09,920
Speaker 4: had time to plan another song, and Brad decided the

1302
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,640
Speaker 4: fun thing to do would be play a song we've

1303
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:12,360
Speaker 4: alread played.

1304
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:13,200
Speaker 3: The simple copy and.

1305
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 4: It's literally did you joke? But the way it works,

1306
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 4: we're sending under their o CD players in radio station.

1307
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 4: He literally cut and pasts a song despite the station

1308
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 4: running the ten k no repeat work day, which means

1309
01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 4: we now have to give away a thousand dollars. We

1310
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 4: were getting ready to pack up and say goodbye and

1311
01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:34,280
Speaker 4: finished today's show.

1312
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,080
Speaker 5: We're now giving away a grand.

1313
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 3: I wish you were here for the frozen statues that

1314
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:46,400
Speaker 3: we had the producing team, I.

1315
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 4: Said a producer, Brad, I'm pretty sure we've just played

1316
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:54,360
Speaker 4: this song. Now they're all calling in.

1317
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:58,360
Speaker 2: They know more about I think I need to come

1318
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:00,080
Speaker 2: back in there and sort things out.

1319
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Speaker 5: Brad, producer Brand, what happers know? Who do we give

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Speaker 5: one thousand dollars?

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Speaker 4: We're not ready.

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Speaker 5: I've got no production Brad what happens here. Choose a

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Speaker 5: line at random, and we'll someone if they know what

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Speaker 5: they need to know.

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Speaker 3: Call the number three.

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Speaker 5: Do you know?

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Speaker 4: Do you know more than our exect producer new feature?

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Speaker 4: We give away grand in the hand at the end

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Speaker 4: of everyday show seepy called do you know show?

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Speaker 5: Do you know?

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Speaker 4: All right, let's go to line three. Tracy, Hello, Tracy.

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Speaker 7: Do you know?

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Speaker 6: I didn't know, and.

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Speaker 7: So you just played that.

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Speaker 5: I thought Tracy knows.

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Speaker 9: Swiss means you win one thousand dollars. Tracy, you're the

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Speaker 9: first time a winner. It really does pay just to

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Speaker 9: have a listen to gold. You never know when we

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Speaker 9: might just pulls it up.

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Speaker 12: That's not I hadn't heard you saying coming.

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Speaker 4: Up might be.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: We always every time we know we're going to give

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Speaker 3: it away, we make a big fuss about it. We

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Speaker 3: have to talk about it.

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Speaker 4: It's always on a Friday, sorry Thursday, but always towards

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Speaker 4: the end of the week. Never on the second day,

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Speaker 4: but being announced. Wha dear, oh dear, dear, oh.

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Speaker 12: Dear, yes today, So I'm so sorry to thank you

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Speaker 12: so much.

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Speaker 4: That's great. What are you going to do with your

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Speaker 4: thousand dollars? You've just accidentally won.

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Speaker 11: Look I had got I uh got stood down and

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Speaker 11: marched as a lot of people did.

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Speaker 8: I have got so many bills sitting on the top

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Speaker 8: of my fridge.

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Speaker 5: They will be paid.

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Speaker 8: So thank you, so so so much.

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Speaker 4: I need that money. Thank you, so sad.

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Speaker 5: That's all right, our pleasure. I'm glad you got some

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Speaker 5: money this morning with our cockup.

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Speaker 4: Well done.

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Speaker 11: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Tell you what guys, slick us end to a radio

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Speaker 5: show ever slick his end.

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Speaker 4: To radio show ever tight off.

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Speaker 5: The day's show was going to be Malcolm Hitler, but

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Speaker 5: it's simply going to be do you know?

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Speaker 4: Do you know? We're done? Bye bye.

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