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Speaker 1: Drilling podcasting. Now, we asked are coming towards the end

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Speaker 1: of the year, and we always say the best part

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Speaker 1: of this show is the calls that you guys put

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Speaker 1: into the show. So this is really a shout out

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Speaker 1: to all of you guys. Our audio engineer MDV the

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Speaker 1: Big Chicken, has put together a package of the best

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Speaker 1: callers of this year. Now, look, I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 1: When I opened the email today, I was like, gig whiz, MDV.

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Speaker 1: That's three and a half minutes of callers from the year.

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Speaker 1: That's a long time, that's a long montage. I personally

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Speaker 1: guarantee this is going to be the most enjoyable three

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Speaker 1: minutes of the drive home that you've had all year.

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Speaker 1: Nice this year is a sensational set of calls. You

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Speaker 1: might even hear yourself in and amongst some of these guys. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: listening to this, I just can't believe how good you

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Speaker 1: guys are that call the show. You are brilliant. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for all the laughs this year. All

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Speaker 1: of these are sensational. You always make Woods and I

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Speaker 1: laugh and smile on here. So thanks to your calls.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy this and make sure I think we finish up

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Speaker 1: with the bloke who walks in on his dad sleeping

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Speaker 1: with his girlfriend. Oh, you got to stay for that,

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Speaker 1: for that call and enjoy it. Who's there? Smell mom? Smell,

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Speaker 1: moll mop smell b voo Hey, kaylor, what's the funniest threat?

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Speaker 1: And you've heard I'm a manager of McDonald's and we

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Speaker 1: missed them. I get in someone's bag. So he called

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Speaker 1: the store and I answered the phone, and then he

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Speaker 1: told me he was going to break my legs and

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Speaker 1: make me walk like my chicken. Hey, Connor, you're from Denmark.

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Speaker 1: What's something else he's doing that shock you? I told

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Speaker 1: the taxi and the tax driver said to me, see

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Speaker 1: you later now, And I thought, what's the meaning? You're

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Speaker 1: hanging out with someone that you've hooked up with the

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Speaker 1: question is should you have to tell your partner? What

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Speaker 1: do you think, Jordan? I definitely think you should keep

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Speaker 1: his mouth shut because my ex partner and I went

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Speaker 1: to have dinner with the family and it turned out

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Speaker 1: that I'd already slept with you. That was he still

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Speaker 1: married to with his what yes call me stepdaddy or

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Speaker 1: not Danny? The question was, what is seventeen minus nine?

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Speaker 1: You said six seven, No, still no phone alone. Are

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Speaker 1: you in the car alone or do you have someone

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Speaker 1: else there with you? I'm in the car with Jack. Okay,

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Speaker 1: can you check Jack on the phone place? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: now Jack, can you hear you? Guys go lea, you're

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Speaker 1: a cougar. Why the young man or anything? Any older ones?

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Speaker 1: They can go a lot longer. Okay, you reckon, You've

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Speaker 1: been the wrong person in the wrong place. What happened

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Speaker 1: to your mate? Younger? My mom, I didn't realize that

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Speaker 1: at the time. Came up behind. Man, say you had

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Speaker 1: a moment when you realized you're old. I was taking

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Speaker 1: a missus in for a bit of an afternoon delight

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Speaker 1: and I turned the light off. So this is purely

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Speaker 1: economic reason. It's not romance, Karen, you thought your grandma

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Speaker 1: was a respectable woman too. She shows you the tattoo

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Speaker 1: of the mouse at the top of her thigh. She said,

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Speaker 1: would you like to see it? Okay, and she started, oh,

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Speaker 1: up the skirt, but anyway, she said, oh, it's ptivated

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Speaker 1: Adam who cut your grass? By you the old brand

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Speaker 1: cat bar graph looking around the land room. There's no

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Speaker 1: one looking on you. And then I'll open up the door,

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