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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Woods, I want to talk about our friend Steph Claire Smith,

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Speaker 2: who's spoken on her podcast Kick podcast with Laurri Henshaw

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Speaker 2: about the fact that she accidentally sent nerd to her parents. Now,

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Speaker 2: normally would get Steph on the show for this sort

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Speaker 2: of stuff, but she's got a bad check record of

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Speaker 2: just saying really naughty things on our show, and she's

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Speaker 2: already in those areas, so I'm not going to drag

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Speaker 2: her through the mud. If you're listening, Steph, sorry, but anyway,

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Speaker 2: there is something mortifying in sending nerds accidentally to somebody,

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Speaker 2: and of course or even deliberately to somebody, and then

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Speaker 2: leaving that person and then knowing that person has got

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Speaker 2: those nerds. And Woods, I know you've been in that

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Speaker 2: situation a number of times.

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Speaker 3: Wow, appreciate that throw. Yeah, look, my nerds are out there,

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Speaker 3: there's no doubt about it. I was young, I was youthful,

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Speaker 3: I was stupid. And a recommendation to the kids out

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Speaker 3: there is don't send photos of yourself naked around because yeah,

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Speaker 3: there is a cloud.

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Speaker 4: There is a cloud somewhere.

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Speaker 3: I still don't really understand the cloud, but there is

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Speaker 3: a cloud out there that has just so many naked

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Speaker 3: photos of me, so well, it is it is conceivable

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Speaker 3: and believable for me to call our manager Joey and

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Speaker 3: effectively tell him that I've been approached and they've said

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Speaker 3: they've got one of these nudes.

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Speaker 4: But we were talking about this. We want to make

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Speaker 4: this phone call. We think it'll be funny.

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Speaker 3: But just to add a little bit of spice to this,

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Speaker 3: we've got people to call right now on thirteen one

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Speaker 3: oh six five, And all you have to do is

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Speaker 3: tell me an item that has to be involved in

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Speaker 3: the nude photo. So when I describe it to Joe,

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Speaker 3: you know it's more than just a nude effectively. So

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Speaker 3: we got Kylie here, Kylie, what what item would you

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Speaker 3: like included in this nude photo of me that's been leaked?

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Speaker 5: I would like an umbrella?

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Speaker 6: Umbrella?

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Speaker 4: Like, okay, what the hell would there be? An umbrella?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay, umbrella.

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Speaker 3: We've got Jess here now, Jess, what item do you

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Speaker 3: want to see in this nude photo?

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Speaker 7: Coconut?

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Speaker 6: Coconutkay?

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Speaker 4: Yep, again weird, but okay, umbrella coconut?

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Speaker 3: Tyson, what item do you want to see in this

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Speaker 3: leaked nude photo.

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Speaker 8: I would love to say, a guinea pig.

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Speaker 2: And that's where that's where it gets sick to be

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Speaker 2: close to home, that one tyson.

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Speaker 9: Close to home, that's not close to that one.

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Speaker 10: Look at you.

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Speaker 4: No, there is no truth to that.

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Speaker 3: And obviously we just know that, you know, Peter are

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Speaker 3: a very litigious sort of community. I'd like and I'd

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Speaker 3: like Peter to know this is all hypothetical and all

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Speaker 3: a bit silly and all a bit of fun. But okay,

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Speaker 3: the situation is laid down. I am now going to

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Speaker 3: make a phone call to our mutual manager.

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Speaker 4: There's a leaked photo.

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Speaker 3: When I describe the photo, I'm going to include a coconut,

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Speaker 3: a guinea pig, and an I'm Brella, And I mean,

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Speaker 3: the interesting thing is here.

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Speaker 4: Will he actually take this seriously?

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Speaker 3: Will he believe that I actually took a photo, a

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Speaker 3: nude photo myself with those items?

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Speaker 4: And I think he.

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Speaker 2: Probably that prophs his self fulfilling.

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Speaker 6: And we're going to do the call right up next.

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Speaker 6: I hope you're having a wonderful drive home.

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Speaker 2: Woods calls our agent Joe and tells him there's been

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Speaker 2: a photo leaked of him involving an umbrella, some coconuts,

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Speaker 2: and a guinea pig, totally nerd woods. Right now, you're

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Speaker 2: about to call our agent Joe, telling him that nerds

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Speaker 2: have been leaked of you ye to a media outlet,

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Speaker 2: very popular media outlet, m which looks as you asked

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Speaker 2: the question before. We all know it's believable. That's the

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Speaker 2: best part about this prank call. Every joke, every joke

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Speaker 2: is founded in some element of truth, and that's the

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Speaker 2: truth here there. There are thousands of shots of you

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Speaker 2: out there. We all know it's any day now, and

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Speaker 2: today it could be that day.

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Speaker 4: So you're going to tell you wake up every morning

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Speaker 4: in a cold sweat. Today's the day we get the snaps.

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Speaker 2: You have a do order now as well, So you've

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Speaker 2: just hope it happens before our vision starts to correct,

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Speaker 2: otherwise she might be seeing Daddy on the back page. Now,

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Speaker 2: let's let's talk about the specs of the prank. Though

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Speaker 2: obviously despice this up because I think just calling Joe

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Speaker 2: and saying there's a nerd photo of you boring. We've

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Speaker 2: taken some calls from people who you're going to have

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Speaker 2: to weave these three items into the nude photo.

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Speaker 6: Of you that's been leaked.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so the items are coconut, guinea pig, and umbrella.

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Speaker 4: So I've just worked during the song.

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Speaker 3: Then get great suggestions, I mean, rogue, super rogue. But

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Speaker 3: I think I've in my head got a got a

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Speaker 3: story as to how all those items are involved in

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Speaker 3: a neud photo. So we've got we've got Joe's number here,

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Speaker 3: let's give him a call.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well hello, sorry Matte, you have kicked to my

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Speaker 7: to my headphones there. Hey game good, madam?

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Speaker 11: Good?

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Speaker 8: How are you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, really good, really really good. Yeah, doing the

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Speaker 7: show from home, which has been really good actually to

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Speaker 7: just be close to tow Mem and Bubbs.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: And how is Bob going? Made?

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Speaker 6: So good?

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Speaker 7: So so good? Yeah, very very special. Yeah good. Good

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Speaker 7: reason reason for my call though, I just had this

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Speaker 7: really weird phone call and I again, this is all

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Speaker 7: it's I don't know if it's legit or anything, but

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Speaker 7: it was effectively this guy called Kevin who called from

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Speaker 7: m and he just said like he yeah, he said

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Speaker 7: it was just a courtesy call and said that he

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Speaker 7: has in his possession a newd of me like it

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Speaker 7: was it was taken like ten years ago. I reckon

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Speaker 7: twelve years ago, and it was put in like a

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Speaker 7: in a WhatsApp group with a group of Perth people, right,

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Speaker 7: and said he's going to do a story okay, yeah,

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Speaker 7: which yeah I'm in yeah, which which obviously I'm a

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Speaker 7: bit distressed about, just because it's like it's a really

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Speaker 7: it's not a it's not a good photo. I was

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Speaker 7: it's me effectively dancing naked while holding an umbrella up

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Speaker 7: uh because okay, yep, because I was dancing to Rhianna

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Speaker 7: umbrella from memory, so I'm dancing to that. And then

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Speaker 7: I had put my well effectively bymballed in a bowl

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Speaker 7: mm hmm, and was making it seem like I was

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Speaker 7: going to feed that to a friend guinea pig.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, okay, And then I think and the and

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Speaker 12: the screenshot the WhatsApp group, and effectively what I've written

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Speaker 12: underneath that, which he has a screenshot of is again

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Speaker 12: it's just stupid.

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Speaker 7: But I just wrote guinea pig or guinea penis. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 7: alrighty well, lots these things happen sometimes. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 7: a long time ago, and I just I mean, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 7: and again, like it's it's not necessarily the nudity, like

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Speaker 7: I mean, I've been naked a lot on the show,

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Speaker 7: and so it's more I'm just worried about the guinea

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Speaker 7: pig thing. And yeah, all right, no worries. Look, let

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Speaker 7: me let me talk to Mark and and we'll call

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Speaker 7: you back. And try't jump on top of it. I know,

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Speaker 7: trying not to.

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Speaker 8: I was trying not to laugh.

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Speaker 1: Podcast.

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Speaker 2: We've got the one and only Bill Bailey in the

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Speaker 2: studio with.

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Speaker 6: Us right now.

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Speaker 10: Hello, our next guesse.

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Speaker 6: This is just fawning all the way from England.

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Speaker 1: Some people describe him as a comedian to an author,

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Speaker 1: and I know.

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Speaker 9: Him as the guy who played the organ.

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Speaker 6: Let me Non's funeral. You need to talk about his

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Speaker 6: new comedy talk.

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Speaker 9: En route to normal.

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Speaker 6: Please, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 13: The World's based I want to remember of the Society

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Speaker 13: of Milatory organis it's Bill Bailey.

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Speaker 5: Bill.

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Speaker 14: Hello, Oh, that was a great intro. Thanks for that,

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Speaker 14: absolutely pleasure. You covering a lot of bases there, we well, he.

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Speaker 2: Was largely just one base, which is that he used

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Speaker 2: to play the organ.

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Speaker 14: Yes, it was the fact that I'm part of this

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Speaker 14: this organization of crematorium organists.

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Speaker 6: How many in the organization.

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Speaker 10: It's quite a it's a shadowy organization. Really, I don't

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Speaker 10: really know. I've never met another one.

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Speaker 14: And the members it's like, you know, the whole sort

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Speaker 14: of you know, the Blackbriar projects in the Born films.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't know who one and they go, yeah

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Speaker 10: what look look at what they make?

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Speaker 6: You do?

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 10: And you we sort of you know, have a moment,

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Speaker 10: have a moment.

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Speaker 3: But is there is there a signal you can give

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Speaker 3: them all something when you see when you pass them

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Speaker 10: I don't know.

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Speaker 14: I wouldn't know that we've all been kept apart.

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Speaker 9: Do you get an email or something like how do you?

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Speaker 10: Nothing like that? No, no, no, they stay off grid.

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Speaker 3: But so once you've become a member of this organization,

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Speaker 3: I mean that's it just continue.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, it's like you knows, you know, it's like, don't

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Speaker 14: get that. We don't know who's who. We don't know

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Speaker 14: who's in it.

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Speaker 6: Sounds you could be in it.

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Speaker 10: I don't know anyone. You know. The thing is if

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Speaker 10: you start playing the right chords, that's where you know.

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Speaker 6: Oh so if you're sitting down in organ yeah, someone

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Speaker 6: their head.

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Speaker 10: You'd be like if somebody if somebody's carcked it?

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Speaker 2: What would you play? And you go, I've got we've

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Speaker 2: got to keep it here. I see, Oh would you?

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Speaker 2: What would you? What do you play?

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Speaker 6: Someone's cart I think.

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Speaker 10: So victorium setting.

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Speaker 6: No, no, that's too bright. Someone's tied. You're part of

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Speaker 6: the society.

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Speaker 14: And then you don't know, don't do that otherwise that

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Speaker 14: or you know, well that'll give you up unseemly?

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Speaker 10: Did you?

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Speaker 7: Is that?

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Speaker 9: How you did you get fired from your job?

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Speaker 10: As was what happened?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, just breaking it some fun.

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Speaker 14: What happened was I going to the end though, and

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Speaker 14: now we commit Edith's body to the flames, and I.

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Speaker 10: Sort of that kind of family complained.

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Speaker 6: You know, it's quite final.

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Speaker 10: I was trying to make it light. You know, come on,

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Speaker 10: it's a bad day, let's have some fun.

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Speaker 3: How did you get from by the way, so your

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Speaker 3: first job was this funeral pianist.

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Speaker 9: How do you get from funeral pianist to what you're

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Speaker 14: Well, I guess I got into comedy when I was

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Speaker 6: But at the end.

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Speaker 10: They were like, he was like that that bloody god. Great.

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Speaker 6: I wasn't expecting that was great. Hey, we've got more

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Speaker 2: He's performed on all sorts of shows from q I

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Speaker 6: We heard on the grapevine and you have perfect pitch. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 6: Woody who can't sing.

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Speaker 6: That's fair enough.

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Speaker 4: That's not a.

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Speaker 6: Note on the human register.

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Speaker 10: There's like a humpback whales just turn around in the straight.

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Speaker 11: Here we go.

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Speaker 6: I don't have let's let's whatnot.

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Speaker 10: Do you think it.

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Speaker 6: I wouldn't let's go again again? Oh I try again.

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Speaker 13: Oh no, that's not trial and error, it's perfect. Pitch

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Speaker 6: Sorry we said your brain and the space for a

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Speaker 10: You did not expect that ship.

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Speaker 6: I'm just abound. Where am i?

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Speaker 10: The hell's happenings?

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Speaker 9: The coolest streets in the world have been ranked.

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Speaker 1: You got design, she just had your face.

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Speaker 6: You wear them aroun like you could win me. You're

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Speaker 16: Remember my name?

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Speaker 6: Who ranks?

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Speaker 9: Then Time Out Magazine, right, I don't know who they are?

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if the magazine and the barn, but

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Speaker 3: Time Out magazine the cultural spected industry. In every single

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Speaker 9: Came number two. So massive kudos to Australia. Number one.

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Speaker 3: By the way, it was Rue Wellington in Montreal, all

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Speaker 6: I already.

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Speaker 2: Just you you given you're given this space to right

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Speaker 6: You're killing me thinking you're out there.

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Speaker 3: Sydney's top spot was in more Road, which came in

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Speaker 9: Okay, I've got.

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Speaker 3: The number of a of a beer garden, Fitzroy Beer Garden,

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Speaker 9: And I'm going to try and slack.

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Speaker 6: You're going to try. Can I just stress to everybody?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you wouldn't hold yourself out as a very cool person.

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Speaker 3: No, but I know for sure that doing something not

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Speaker 3: here is to call this fitz Roy Beer Garden is

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Speaker 3: how are you going?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, losers?

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Speaker 6: What it's true?

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Speaker 2: If you fall for losers, say what it's like calling

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Speaker 9: You're not cool one hundred percent?

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Speaker 2: It will know instantly full proof will Yeah, I'm actually

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Speaker 9: Okay, So I've got the number for the fitz Roy

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Speaker 16: Good afternoon beer garden.

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Speaker 9: I was just wanting it for this Hell, I was

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Speaker 9: just wondering if this one.

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Speaker 12: Sorry I come here.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I was just I've seen your establishment, and I

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Speaker 3: was just wondering if as right.

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Speaker 6: No, No, I.

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Speaker 9: Need a win. I need this win more than anything.

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Speaker 3: Well, Pope Pans find me another number on Gertrude Street.

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Speaker 9: I'm trying this again. Right up next to listen.

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Speaker 1: To up next more Will and Woody, the Will and

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Speaker 1: Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 3: It's all amazing stuff, and I'm really sorry about it.

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Speaker 3: I'm really sorry if this ends petty, but this has

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Speaker 3: got personal. So it came out today the coolest streets

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Speaker 3: I reckon, that's awesome, But I just wanted to put

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Speaker 9: I wanted to call a play scientist.

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Speaker 6: You're a scientist, thank.

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Speaker 9: You for acknowledging me.

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Speaker 3: Finally, I wanted to call them and do the old

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Speaker 3: losers say what trick on them?

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Speaker 6: The ultimate cool test?

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Speaker 9: The Ultimate coll test?

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Speaker 6: We all know that quite a low bar as well.

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Speaker 2: Can I say, like you're being generous thank you, because

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Speaker 6: What test?

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Speaker 9: Thank you?

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Speaker 3: So if they failed this, there's no way that second

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Speaker 3: I tried to get them, get them out, yeah, and

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Speaker 9: Pit anyway, stick that down you're doing attach or whatever.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, So before the song, I tried to call Fitzroy

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Speaker 9: Want to bloody win here.

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Speaker 3: So I've got the number now of another store on

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Speaker 3: Gertrude Street, Rose Chong Costume Store.

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Speaker 9: Actually I know this store.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a great best costumes in town, no doubt

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Speaker 6: Very cool. Well that well, it's got leopard print printed

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Speaker 2: You're arguably going for the coolest shop on Gertrude Street.

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Speaker 6: Rose Chung's Costumes.

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Speaker 3: Got to chop their head off the snake will I'm

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Speaker 3: going with the yes, I'm going with the same bit.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to go with the losers say what Okay,

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Speaker 9: Come on?

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Speaker 11: What?

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Speaker 6: Good luck?

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Speaker 16: One question?

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Speaker 9: Good? I just wanted to lose someone. I was just

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Speaker 16: I didn't hear that again, you're wondering if.

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Speaker 9: I'm sorry, this is what are you calling for? A

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Speaker 3: Gertrude Street was voted the coolest street literally in the world,

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Speaker 3: and you've just proved you're incredibly cool. You confirmed it

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Speaker 3: because I said the old losers say what thing?

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Speaker 9: And then you didn't say what?

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Speaker 16: Oh that's funny. Can you give me two shakes of

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Speaker 16: a lamb's tale.

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Speaker 9: Yes, sure, I can give you too.

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Speaker 6: She's dealing with so cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and she snubbed you with a nice cool expression

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Speaker 6: Shaking a whale. What she said shaking a lambstail favorite?

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Speaker 9: This is so cool.

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Speaker 16: Drinking.

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Speaker 9: She's a lot o radio. She's snubbing me just.

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Speaker 16: The way.

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Speaker 9: Uh yeah, Louis says.

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Speaker 16: Sorry, how can I help you?

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Speaker 9: Damn it?

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Speaker 3: You have helped me. You've done the job. You've proven

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Speaker 16: Okay, all right, I gotta go with people. Go to go.

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Speaker 6: We'll see you next time.

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Speaker 9: Say goodbye.

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Speaker 10: She got the hang out.

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Speaker 6: So defeated, comfortably out cool.

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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: You revealed the lengths you go to to stalk your

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Speaker 9: Now, I know you're going to deny this, but I've

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Speaker 2: It always gets interesting when you have a business account

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Speaker 2: or an extra social media account and you can stalk

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Speaker 9: Did you have that?

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Speaker 6: I've done that? Did you really definitely.

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Speaker 9: Done stalked on a fake account and just off.

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Speaker 6: The Will in Woody account?

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense.

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Speaker 6: Money for jam anyway, man, using.

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Speaker 9: Another account to stalk your ex partner?

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Speaker 6: How do you plead guilty? Yeah, guilty as charge?

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Speaker 2: Yeah filthy, But I but I'm not feeling all that

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Speaker 3: Okay, lots of people would do it. Oh well, we'll

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Speaker 3: put that to the test. Thirteen one oh six five.

457
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Speaker 3: Have you ever made a fake account or a make

458
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Speaker 3: an account?

459
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Speaker 6: I just used our I just used the will in

460
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Speaker 6: Woody account.

461
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Speaker 3: Okay, But for people who are listening, have you made

462
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Speaker 3: a fake account or a burner account to stalk an

463
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Speaker 3: ex partner or to.

464
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Speaker 6: Stalk so much you have to?

465
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Speaker 10: You have to.

466
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Speaker 9: Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. Give us

467
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Speaker 9: a call. Fake account? Have you got one? Did you use?

468
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Speaker 2: Have you ever stalked your ex on a fake account?

469
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Speaker 9: I never have access to the will and Woody account.

470
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Speaker 9: I don't know how you do. Kate doesn't give me access.

471
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Speaker 6: No, we block you out. That's true, it's very handy.

472
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Speaker 2: Can I just say, like, there'd be so many people

473
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Speaker 2: that aren't calling the show that would do this.

474
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Speaker 9: Be embarrassed.

475
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Speaker 2: The first thing you do, for decorum wise, when you

476
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:19,200
Speaker 2: have a breakup is you unfollow them. That's the thing

477
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Speaker 2: to do, right, and you want them to see that

478
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 2: you've unfollowed them and that you've blocked them, because when

479
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Speaker 2: you block someone and bretually reciprocated.

480
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Speaker 3: See, I think block looks like you're trying too hard.

481
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 3: You need to look like you don't care, not interested.

482
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Speaker 3: I haven't even noticed you.

483
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Speaker 9: You know, I was not looking. I'm just like, see block,

484
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 9: I'm going like, you still love me.

485
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Speaker 6: But I don't care about blocks me. The games are

486
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Speaker 6: over for me. We've broken up, but I don't care.

487
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Speaker 6: It's only yeah anyway, if we won't dissect that any further.

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Speaker 2: Thirty one and six five, Have you used a burner

489
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Speaker 2: account to stalk your X? Is what we're after, burner

490
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 2: accounts to store exs. I'm certainly not alone. I know

491
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Speaker 2: you're out there.

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Speaker 6: Give us a call. Will and Woody. Thirty one and

493
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Speaker 6: six five do you use a burner account on the Socialist?

494
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Speaker 6: We're doing social media burner.

495
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Speaker 2: Accounts, guys, so fake accounts if you need a bit

496
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Speaker 2: more of an explanation. And that's because yes, I admitted

497
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Speaker 2: to the fact that in the past, not now.

498
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Speaker 6: I've got a buddy kid, mate, I've.

499
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Speaker 10: Got a buddy kid.

500
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,199
Speaker 9: How dare you that's why I see you.

501
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Speaker 6: I've got a daughter. How dare you?

502
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Speaker 9: How can you attack me for your stalking? You're doing

503
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Speaker 9: an our show account. Kate told me before that apparently

504
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,960
Speaker 9: we just keep looking at a woman called a Larana.

505
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Speaker 9: I'm not going to say her last name.

506
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Speaker 2: But like there was ages ago, it's not having It's

507
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Speaker 2: not something that happens anymore.

508
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Speaker 9: Kate wasny, do you know a woman called Alana?

509
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 2: And I was like Kate, and then Kate, you need

510
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 2: to come and verify this because he's putting that's not true.

511
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Speaker 9: Yeah, a recent search history says her name. Thank you absolutely.

512
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Speaker 6: Will you know you guys are colluding?

513
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Speaker 9: I love colluding.

514
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Speaker 6: You are not.

515
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Speaker 2: Look, there are the other people out there who do

516
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Speaker 2: use burner accounts.

517
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Speaker 6: I didn't.

518
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Speaker 2: I need to make it very clear that I have

519
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Speaker 2: not searched Lana's name recently on Instagram.

520
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Speaker 9: Stop winking at me, come home, my god.

521
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Speaker 7: You kill me.

522
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Speaker 6: I have a daughter. Have you never stalked to net?

523
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Speaker 13: No?

524
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Speaker 6: Of course I have, of course on social media. Never

525
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Speaker 6: used a burner though.

526
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,919
Speaker 3: But uh no, I've never used burners. But I'm just

527
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 3: very cautious and I don't watch store. I can't watch

528
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 3: stories because obviously, then they can see recently.

529
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Speaker 9: You didn't know that.

530
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Speaker 6: I haven't stalked next in a very long time. I've

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Speaker 6: got a daughter. Anyway, let's go to Brook on thirday.

532
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Speaker 6: Mine or six five wouldn't know these things?

533
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Speaker 2: Ah Brook, You you and your mates used to make

534
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Speaker 2: burner accounts.

535
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Speaker 17: Yeah, we would make burner accounts and then tell like

536
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,680
Speaker 17: preturn to be other girls to see if they would

537
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Speaker 17: cheat on us.

538
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Speaker 6: Oh my god, so you try to lure them in?

539
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Speaker 17: Yeah?

540
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Speaker 9: And when did that? Did it ever?

541
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Speaker 6: Like work?

542
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Speaker 17: They've got four for it. But they wouldn't like cheat

543
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Speaker 17: or anything like. They wouldn't pretend to be like, oh

544
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 17: yeah we should meet up blah blah blah, but they

545
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:58,880
Speaker 17: four for it.

546
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Speaker 9: Would they flirt?

547
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Speaker 3: Because I feel like if they're flirting with you even

548
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 3: that's like a bit of a you know, a bit

549
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Speaker 3: of foul play.

550
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Speaker 17: No, they wouldn't. They'd be like, oh no, I've got

551
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Speaker 17: a girlfriend and then we'd be like, oh, well she

552
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Speaker 17: doesn't have to know.

553
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Speaker 5: It.

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Speaker 6: Bullshit, Wow, weil Brook. That is sick. That's sadistic. What

555
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,400
Speaker 6: about the poor boys? The poor boys.

556
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Speaker 17: Didn't tell them afterwards?

557
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, sure you did.

558
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 9: It's also a good test though, really, I mean, you

559
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Speaker 9: break it down, it's good.

560
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Speaker 2: It's a shocking things anything to do to a person,

561
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Speaker 2: I reckon, that's brook I'm a show benning here.

562
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Speaker 6: Oh she's seventeen. Yeah, go on, Asha, thirty one six five.

563
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Speaker 6: That's shocking behavior. Asha, you did a similar thing Burner

564
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Speaker 6: accounts talk to us.

565
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Speaker 18: Yes, So a friend of mine was getting engaged at

566
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Speaker 18: the time, and there had been about five months and

567
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Speaker 18: the engagement and she had a doubt that the relationship

568
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Speaker 18: wasn't going great. Yeah, and so we made a plan

569
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Speaker 18: to yeah, make a Burner account and stuss out how

570
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Speaker 18: he would respond.

571
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Speaker 6: So you first trapped him as well. You first trapped

572
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Speaker 6: him as well.

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Speaker 19: But we did tell him at the end, and it

574
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Speaker 19: said break off the engagement.

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Speaker 6: So of course it bluddy did hang on ultimate portrayal

576
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Speaker 6: of trust.

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Speaker 9: That's what he fell for the trap. He started flirting

578
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Speaker 9: with you.

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Speaker 18: He shouldn't been flirting in the first place if he

580
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 18: wants to get engaged to a woman that he said was.

581
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Speaker 20: The love of his life.

582
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Speaker 2: But also you shouldn't need to test his trust like that,

583
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 2: just ask him no.

584
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Speaker 20: But he was.

585
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Speaker 18: It was just she had a suspicion because of the

586
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Speaker 18: way he would talk to her friends.

587
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:42,679
Speaker 2: Right, all right, yeah, okay, all right, then you had

588
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 2: to brust him a bit of a sting operation. I

589
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:48,639
Speaker 2: get it, flirting with everyone, Emma, Emma, you going to

590
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 2: burn her account?

591
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 6: Who do your store?

592
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 18: Hello?

593
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,400
Speaker 6: Who do your store? Great intel here, by the way,

594
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 6: I think we're all learning something.

595
00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 20: So usually it's like ex partners or like people I

596
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:04,959
Speaker 20: was friends with, like And usually when you don't have

597
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,639
Speaker 20: like any followers or anything like that, you get blocked

598
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 20: because they realized pretty soon because most viewed and people

599
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,240
Speaker 20: most viewing your account will go to the top on story.

600
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,199
Speaker 20: So I've even gone as far as creating like a

601
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:21,120
Speaker 20: fake dog account, like a dog walking account, and made

602
00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 20: it like legit.

603
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 21: So yeah, did you have.

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Speaker 9: To Did you have to start a business to make

605
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 9: that legit? Like if you started the dog.

606
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 22: Yeah, literally, it's like a full lot of business like page,

607
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 22: so it looks legit. So like I check up on

608
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 22: like old friends or people that have blocked me or

609
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 22: old flames and things like that, and it seems to work.

610
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Speaker 6: Did you take photos of dogs to make the folks.

611
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Speaker 20: Of the internet?

612
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 18: But the work?

613
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 3: You probably should start walking dogs?

614
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 18: Right? Yeah?

615
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Speaker 7: Why not?

616
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Speaker 12: Call.

617
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,959
Speaker 6: Jeez, I showed my age there, didn't I did you

618
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 6: take photos of dogs?

619
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 2: No?

620
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Speaker 6: I just got off the internet.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, perfect, Will and.

622
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Speaker 1: Woody baphomore in just a bit, the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 10: That I want six y five.

624
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 6: It's worst thing that can happen at school. Remember the

625
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 6: d's are they your school yard? We hang on.

626
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 9: Me our cat, It's cat Stevens.

627
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Speaker 6: Well.

628
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Speaker 3: One thing that came to my mind, so you know

629
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Speaker 3: when you forgot to wear casual clothes and it was

630
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Speaker 3: casual clothes date gee?

631
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,880
Speaker 9: That yeah, hurt you in the heart. Everyone else looks

632
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 9: cool in there.

633
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 3: You know, whatever they're wearing, the skate belts, whatever, or

634
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 3: vice versa.

635
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 2: If you rocked up in casual clothes thinking it was

636
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 2: casual clothes that I've done that before, you, Oh, that

637
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 2: is horris shocking feeling.

638
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 6: That is a terrible shocking feeling.

639
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 2: You just wanted to be part of the pack, always

640
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 2: wanted to be somewhere buried deep in the pack.

641
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 6: I'm the same as everyone.

642
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 9: I'm anonymous. I'm anonymous, And.

643
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 2: What I thought about before, so many all of mine

644
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,640
Speaker 2: are like just a lot of them are academic rated.

645
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 2: So leaving something at school that you needed to do

646
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,080
Speaker 2: your homework with, so you know, you sit down and

647
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 2: do your homework and that.

648
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 9: Was a win.

649
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 2: And you'd be like, oh my god, I forgot my book. No,

650
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 2: because then when you get to class the next day

651
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Speaker 2: and teach, where're you doing?

652
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 6: I forgot my book? They'd be like, not an excuse.

653
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 3: That didn't called out for an answer in class. That

654
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 3: always killed me. I still remember. I was in like

655
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Speaker 3: year eleven, I think, and I was studying the book

656
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Speaker 3: quite American, and teacher just pinned me out, just like, right, Edward, that's.

657
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Speaker 9: My real name? Ever run what do you think?

658
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Speaker 5: Da?

659
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Speaker 9: Da da?

660
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 3: And I referred to one of the characters as Michael

661
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Speaker 3: Kane and it became very Fowler and also Brendan Fraser.

662
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Speaker 6: I mean, here was he.

663
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Speaker 9: Let's go to Rachel Rachel. This one was in year seven.

664
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Speaker 9: What happened all years of it?

665
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Speaker 21: A year right, I can't remember, but it was very traumatic.

666
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 21: So we had just finished sport but I didn't get

667
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 21: changed out of my sports uniform, and so we were

668
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Speaker 21: waiting for the next class and I was standing up

669
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Speaker 21: on the railing and someone decided to come up behind

670
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Speaker 21: me and.

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Speaker 5: Dack me.

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Speaker 6: School dacking, But The worst.

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Speaker 21: Part about it was not just my trackings went down,

674
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Speaker 21: but everything went down.

675
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Speaker 9: Double dacking, double dacking.

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Speaker 11: I was.

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Speaker 2: I was mortified nothing and I was double dacked in

678
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Speaker 2: a basketball courton in year four.

679
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Speaker 6: And I've said this a number of times.

680
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Speaker 2: I think there needs to be more care taken into

681
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Speaker 2: state private school, state primary school underwear. The elastic on

682
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Speaker 2: the underwear there needs it. There needs to be a

683
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Speaker 2: dacking proof short or it's just too easy. That elastic

684
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Speaker 2: is fine even on the tracksuit pants as well, it's

685
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 2: just money for jam.

686
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 3: And I was wearing silk boxes. Obviously, silver boxes.

687
00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 2: There's no protection there. Yeah, and it's a you know,

688
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 2: it's a shocking feeling and you just feel that breeze

689
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 2: and you're like, it's a double We should start a

690
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 2: society like the double deck in society where we all

691
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 2: to get together and talk about.

692
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 6: Story in doubled act as well.

693
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Speaker 9: Of course, a right, and I had no body here,

694
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Speaker 9: As I've said.

695
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Speaker 2: Before, mine was in primary school. I don't know I

696
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Speaker 2: had dense pube in year three. Let's go, let's kind

697
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 2: of Chris christ you at.

698
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Speaker 11: School, hey ah man talking pre puvescent nightmares. So I

699
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 11: had to go to I had to go to my

700
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Speaker 11: sports class, and I was so embarrassed for my mom

701
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Speaker 11: should like.

702
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 5: I need to go and get a bra for the

703
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 5: first time. She said, don't worry, I'll also want a mine,

704
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 5: so it's perfect for you. And then yeah, it's not good.

705
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 5: And then go to sports class.

706
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Speaker 23: They're playing volleyball and I just like jumped up went

707
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 23: to pop the ball straight over the net and the

708
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 23: bra just like popped straight out the top of my top.

709
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 23: And it was brown, and it was the worst embarrassing moment.

710
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Speaker 6: E What was the color of the bra relevant here? Chris?

711
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 11: It was with.

712
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 3: All mums wearing that bray Theron bran coloring bran.

713
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 24: Did your mum wear that bra? My mom did add

714
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:23,479
Speaker 24: one white one. Anyway, let's go to Natalie's. Sorry, I

715
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 24: got weird. Weird Natalie, It's true.

716
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Speaker 9: Save me.

717
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 3: What's the worst thing that happened to you at school?

718
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 19: So I've got another Pea Horry story. I was in

719
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 19: the year eight and just to start the story off,

720
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Speaker 19: our gymnasium actually had like an actual gym attached to it,

721
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 19: like lifting weights.

722
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

723
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Speaker 19: Yeah, So I'm bouncing the basketball around the court as

724
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 19: you do, and the year ten boys have caught my eye.

725
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 19: So I'm watching him lift weights and before I know it,

726
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 19: boom straight into a wall and knocked myself.

727
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,120
Speaker 7: Out the whole.

728
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 6: You you read? How long were you staring for?

729
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 11: Oh? I don't know.

730
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 19: And the worst part was I woke up to all

731
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 19: the ten boys standing at me.

732
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Speaker 2: Oh amazing, that my goodness, another academic one.

733
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Speaker 6: Oh of course.

734
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 2: What about when you're in recess or lunch and you

735
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 2: find it there's a test up next and you've forgotten

736
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Speaker 2: about it.

737
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 9: Oh see, that was stressful.

738
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 6: It was a shocking feeling.

739
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, awful, but you would always nail the mate.

740
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 6: I'd recover, There's no doubt I'd recover.

741
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 3: Let's go to Its still a bad feeling, chrisy Chris,

742
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 3: what happened to you at school?

743
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 18: Yeah?

744
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 8: Hi, Look, I was in the year eight, I was

745
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 8: about twelve to I was about twelve or thirteen, and

746
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 8: I was obviously going through a lot of course. And

747
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 8: then and then I was in a mass class and

748
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 8: the mass teacher asked me to come up and do

749
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 8: something on the board. I obviously couldn't because at that

750
00:34:55,680 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 8: time it was just literally the hormones running.

751
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,400
Speaker 6: Into the ball was twelve o'clock.

752
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 8: It was twelve o'clock noon, and then I just basically said, look,

753
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 8: it's just too hard for me. A rather I found

754
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:12,279
Speaker 8: the subject please, and I just I just could not.

755
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 7: I could not.

756
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 8: I could not get a grip of alder.

757
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 7: Just just buckled.

758
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 9: You wouldn't want to get a grip on it, mate, because.

759
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Speaker 25: It's will And what if you fill a bit fly

760
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 25: and you're after a boost the litter up to this

761
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 25: tid bit baby bit?

762
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 9: It's will?

763
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 5: Do we need to help?

764
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Speaker 3: Did did baaby?

765
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Speaker 6: I did?

766
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 9: Do you revoice my first bit?

767
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Speaker 6: May have you?

768
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 7: Dog? Now?

769
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,400
Speaker 6: The ham sandwich dragged me in there, he said, mate,

770
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 6: I need a little bit of help with this.

771
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 9: Talk to me about that.

772
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,640
Speaker 6: Because of course he didn't. He's never going to tell

773
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,399
Speaker 6: you in the booths, mate, your voice is ship. He's

774
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,399
Speaker 6: never gonna he's never going to say that to you.

775
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 6: So he got me. You left. It was like we

776
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 6: were like ships in the night.

777
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 2: You left.

778
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 6: You had no idea.

779
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 2: I went straight in and he just wrote right over

780
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,280
Speaker 2: your right over your voice seven a few times actually,

781
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 2: But anyway, first time you noticed mental health tidbits? To day,

782
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Speaker 2: I want to talk about something which is a. I

783
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 2: like breaking down buzzwords in the mental health space because

784
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 2: they're I think a lot of the time they get

785
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,440
Speaker 2: There's lots of words that get used a lot, and

786
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 2: they get used so much that they just sort of

787
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 2: get beaten into anonymity that don't.

788
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:33,320
Speaker 6: Mean anything anymore.

789
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 9: Mindfulness.

790
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 6: Mindfulness is a great one.

791
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 2: Wou's vulnerability is another one, woulds The one I want

792
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 2: to focus on.

793
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 6: Today is gratitude gets used a lot.

794
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 2: We speak a lot about gratitude, and everyone talks about

795
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 2: how helpful it can be. Our friend Hugh Van kylen

796
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:52,720
Speaker 2: Berg speaks really well on gratitude and gratitude I always

797
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 2: I always find quite difficult. I always forget how powerful

798
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 2: gratitude can be and how helpful it can be. But

799
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 2: it's often a really, really hard thing to get your

800
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 2: head around. So I wanted to try and do that

801
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 2: for you today with through a little exercise.

802
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:07,200
Speaker 6: People are listening.

803
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:11,760
Speaker 2: So one way that you can exercise gratitude is by

804
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 2: being listing things that you're grateful for.

805
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 6: So something that my partner and I do when we

806
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 6: get home at night.

807
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 2: Is rather than we always get home and want to

808
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 2: have a bitch about our day, everyone wants to have

809
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 2: a bitch about their day.

810
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 6: It's natural. You get home, the first person you see

811
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 6: you go have some of this.

812
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 2: So what we do is we're not allowed to do

813
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,479
Speaker 2: that until we talk about the things that went well

814
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 2: for us that day.

815
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,719
Speaker 6: We name we have to name three good things each.

816
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 9: Can you give me a sneak pee because of what

817
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 9: you're going home with today?

818
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 2: Wood, he's got great nipples, Wood, he's got great hair.

819
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 2: I'm very lucky to shit opposite would do?

820
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 9: You haven't seen my nipples today?

821
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,360
Speaker 6: I see them through your top all the time. Thank you,

822
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 6: little flash.

823
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 2: So that's an example of the sort of stuff I

824
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,720
Speaker 2: would say, and the way that that works. Like if

825
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 2: you think it, geez, how does that work?

826
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 6: That can't possibly work. You're actually rewiring your brain.

827
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Speaker 14: Right.

828
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 2: Your brain probably sets off like a thousand impulses a

829
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:07,319
Speaker 2: second right that your might be conscious off, you're really

830
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 2: only conscious of about fifty of them. So if you're

831
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 2: consciously piling on the positive ones, right, then the fifty

832
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 2: impulses that you look at of that thousand increasingly become positive.

833
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 14: Ah.

834
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,799
Speaker 2: So you're conscious it's like you're like stashing the gratitude,

835
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 2: You're like smashing it.

836
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 9: Into your brain, so you've noticing the positive one, yes.

837
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,240
Speaker 2: Exactly, so you start looking for the glass half full stuff.

838
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 6: That's how that works. So it's actually a good way

839
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:34,839
Speaker 6: to go about it.

840
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 2: But the other way I wanted to go about it,

841
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 2: and this is I think this is almost like a

842
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 2: sometimes I do. This is a bit of a break

843
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 2: glass in case of emergency sort of gratitude.

844
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:45,440
Speaker 9: If you're not in a good not in a.

845
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 2: Good space, and I feel like that sort of stuff's

846
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,280
Speaker 2: not working because I can't think of things that actually

847
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 2: make me grateful.

848
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 6: I realized that the fact of the matter is that

849
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 6: you're going to die.

850
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 10: But it's true.

851
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 2: You're going to die, sure, and this is your life

852
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 2: and it will come to an end. And I think

853
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: a lot of the time where we never appreciate the

854
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 2: people that we've got around us because we're always thinking

855
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 2: about these other people that are going to rock up

856
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 2: one day or this other thing that we're going to

857
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 2: do one day.

858
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 3: Sure are putting things off like oh, next week this

859
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 3: will happen, or next year this appen.

860
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, or like you're just not well even if that

861
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 2: thing doesn't happen. You're not appreciating what you're doing right

862
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,720
Speaker 2: now because it doesn't feel good enough because your life's

863
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 2: going to the real life, the good stuff when it

864
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:35,800
Speaker 2: all happens, is going to happen tomorrow or next.

865
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 3: Week, all the same as like I'll be happy when,

866
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:41,280
Speaker 3: I'll be happy when, Yeah happy, if that exactly.

867
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 2: But the truth is, you don't know how long you've

868
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 2: got here. None of us know how much time we've

869
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,839
Speaker 2: got here. And the people that are in your life

870
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 2: right now are your life.

871
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 6: These are the people. These are the people that you are.

872
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 2: Spending your life with right now, and you only have

873
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 2: a finite number of moments with those people. You never

874
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 2: know how many more times you're going to see the people,

875
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,760
Speaker 2: how many more times you're going to be with those people.

876
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 2: And I think that bit for me always smacks me

877
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 2: with gratitude, because if you really sort of get with

878
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,839
Speaker 2: that concept that you're living the only existence right now

879
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,920
Speaker 2: that is actually possible and this is the only chance

880
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 2: you're ever going to get at it, how that changes

881
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,760
Speaker 2: your relationship with your life, Well does for me anyway,

882
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 2: All of a sudden I become very much more grateful

883
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,919
Speaker 2: for the things that I'm doing, grateful for the people

884
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 2: I'm making out with, because this is it.

885
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 6: I have to be grateful for them. I don't have

886
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 6: a choice.

887
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 2: There's no one else coming up around the corner, there's

888
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 2: no new life to look forward to. And I think

889
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 2: for me that makes it so much more special, Like,

890
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,680
Speaker 2: how can you not be grateful for the fact that

891
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 2: you're a part of what you're currently a part of.

892
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 6: It's amazing. So yeah, that's I hope that helped in

893
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 6: some way.

894
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:48,919
Speaker 9: Yea and I well said