WEBVTT - GUEST: Kate Langbroek 👑 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:01.600 Is it just me? 0:00:02.200 --> 0:00:04.320 A podcast by a couple of mies. 0:00:05.040 --> 0:00:08.960 This is so exciting. OSSI TV legend Oussie Radio legend guys, 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:11.520 please welcome our Kiss f fam a colleague and host 0:00:11.520 --> 0:00:12.320 of the three pm. 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:13.560 Pick up Kate Legards. 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:15.960 How are you? 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:18.599 Do you know what? I'm so sated? 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:19.919 You're so what now? 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:20.840 Sated? 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:21.800 Sated? 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:24.040 I'm full, I'm satisfied. 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:25.640 Oh do you know what? 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:28.840 The reason I've actually dragged you in here, Kate, is 0:00:28.880 --> 0:00:32.360 to talk about your vocabulary. So the fact that you've 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:34.600 already taught me and you were within the first few 0:00:34.640 --> 0:00:36.639 seconds of joining us, is actually incredible. 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:39.599 This is very exciting because every day, driving into work, 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:41.479 because I do nights here at Kiss, Kate does the 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:43.479 three pm pick up, which is the pick up the 0:00:43.479 --> 0:00:46.159 school pickup time three to four pm. I hear your 0:00:46.159 --> 0:00:48.800 show every day and it's the one show that I 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:51.680 truly listen to every single day because it's sort, it's punchy, 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:54.000 it's just an hour. It's so much fun. I love it. 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:55.400 And you're back this year, which is great. 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:57.120 Yes, I am back. 0:00:57.480 --> 0:00:58.600 I do enjoy it too. 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:03.040 You don't enjoy it, no, I seriously, you can't just 0:01:03.200 --> 0:01:07.920 chip in on them and hitch your wagon to Mitch's horse. 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:08.800 Me I would not. 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:12.280 I'm not hitching myself to that thing. And no, in 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:14.840 any way am I the horse in this? 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:18.080 You know, I call the show. They call the show 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:21.319 Mitch Mitch hitch, or we could go Mitch Mitch bitch. 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:25.160 That's us. It's great to have you here, Kate. So 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:26.880 we start the show off the same way every week. 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:28.720 The show is is It just Me? With two I 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:30.800 gems as we call them, which is a new word 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:37.560 we've coined, I I, JM. 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:37.640 And mine actually does relate to something that I heard 0:01:37.680 --> 0:01:38.679 on the three PM pick up. 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:40.920 That's that's why I brought you in here. Actually, I 0:01:40.920 --> 0:01:42.200 was like, I've got to bring this up with Kate. 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:44.080 I did already mention it. I've blome alow. But hey, 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:44.800 let's get into it. 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:49.120 All right first, gym, let's go is it just me? 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:54.960 Does Kate Langluk have the most wonderful vocabulary in the world. 0:01:55.600 --> 0:01:56.480 It's stunning. 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:59.440 I learn a new word every day listening to Kate. 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:01.200 I'm like, God, a pull over my car and write 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:03.120 that down. Don't even know what it means. 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:04.480 Is this a compliment for you, Kate? 0:02:04.640 --> 0:02:07.880 Or no? Well? I do you know what. I don't 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:12.800 think that people who invented commercial radio invented it to 0:02:12.880 --> 0:02:15.600 be like the Shakespeare of our time? Do you know 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:18.560 what I mean? Vanilla most popular flavor? Nobody likes the 0:02:18.600 --> 0:02:22.080 fucking wordy lady in the corner with the singer of thesaurus. 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:24.840 No one likes that. I don't think any of our 0:02:24.880 --> 0:02:27.880 bosses would be sitting there going, oh, she uses words 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:33.360 people don't know. Oh, that'll get the ten plus flowing in. 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:36.359 Have they ever said anything about it? 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:39.200 No? Do you think they probably will after this? 0:02:39.480 --> 0:02:41.440 Maybe they'll sit you down and may go Kate. I 0:02:41.560 --> 0:02:44.240 take a seat Betty in Penrith, Which is the analogy 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:48.440 I always get Betty and Penrith doesn't understand the word analogy, but. 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:51.880 I think Betty does, because I do think that Australians 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:56.240 speak quite colorfully and beautifully, like do you know what 0:02:56.360 --> 0:02:59.200 we love? You know a bit of rhyming slang or 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:02.040 a bit of a cleverick expression, aura, you know we 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:04.079 do that? What didn't you understand? 0:03:04.600 --> 0:03:07.200 Well, I've got the audio here, so this is what 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:08.440 I heard the other day, Betty. 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:13.320 I'm going to call you, Betty. Why didn't you understand Betty. 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:14.160 I'll roll the audio. 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:17.200 Bety, you do it for yourself because my legs look 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:20.880 so beautiful and smooth, and they're offset by the stunning 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:23.720 vista behind them. Let me share this with the world, 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:28.280 who otherwise heaps derision upon me and my body? 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:31.160 Wow, that's deep much. 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:35.040 I was like, I don't know what that means, but 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:38.400 I'm just sitting around waiting for the opportunity to accuse 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:41.680 someone of heaping derision upon me and my body. 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:44.520 Betty, nobody would heap derision upon you? 0:03:44.600 --> 0:03:45.480 What could mean? 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:48.000 You are the archetype. It means they mock me. 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:49.560 Really, that just means mock. 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:52.800 Heap derision means they mock me. But but well, derision 0:03:52.920 --> 0:03:55.720 means like in a more negative way. 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:58.600 Right, Okay, I literally, I'm not even kidding. 0:03:58.600 --> 0:03:59.160 I wrote it down. 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:01.880 I was like, heaps derision, heaps derision. Funnily enough, it 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:04.240 hasn't come up once. But I'm waiting for the day 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:05.520 you waiting for the day. 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:07.280 You face some derision. Division. 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:11.480 Mitch heaps derision on you all the time, and vice versa. 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:12.120 That's Latin. 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:14.480 Have you heard that it's mostly the other way around? 0:04:14.800 --> 0:04:16.040 Have you heard vice versa? 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:16.360 Yes? 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:17.440 I know what you. 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:21.120 I don't know, Betty, I don't know how your Latin 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:21.920 studies went. 0:04:22.320 --> 0:04:25.480 No, not good. Did you also have a good vocabulary 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:27.479 when you were living in Italy for two years? Like? 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:28.920 How was your vocab there? 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:33.560 You would have loved me there because I spoke so simply, 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:37.400 like a toddler, like give food. 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:40.480 Me barata salami, tummy. 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:44.680 Exactly, that's all I needed siesta. Yes, I was like 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:45.520 a two year old. 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:47.400 Oh that would have killed you, not knowing all the 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:48.400 words you know here? 0:04:49.080 --> 0:04:52.360 Do you know what? That is so true, even though 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:59.600 I think you're slightly keeping derision on Betty's a bit anyway, 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:05.000 because I'm so used to opening my mental drawers and 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:07.799 the elves when they wake up and I opened, there's 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:12.360 heaps of words, so many words. And when my mental 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:16.240 elves open the drawers in Italy there was nothing. 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:20.919 Moths would fly out, like, oh that's beautiful, that's that 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:23.880 sounds great, you know what, that's so funny. I watched 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:27.240 the Joan Rivers documentary a long time ago, and the 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:28.920 one thing that stuck with me was that she said 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:31.560 her jokes in her brain works in the same way 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:33.760 as like a rolodex, Like she will be in a 0:05:33.800 --> 0:05:36.640 situation she will just open the roller DECKX and her 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:39.240 brain will go to flick through, pull out a joke 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:42.039 and then she can just you know, slam it out 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:43.919 there by road. And I think that's such a skill 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:44.200 to have. 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:47.839 Well, that happens to me with words. But isn't that everyone? 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:49.440 That's how talking work. 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:51.440 Yes, I'm just gonna say that, isn't That's just a 0:05:51.560 --> 0:05:53.480 really fancy way of saying she has a memory? 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:56.480 All right, to lay off with a derivesion, I can't 0:05:56.480 --> 0:05:57.600 even fucking say it. 0:05:57.839 --> 0:06:01.400 Lay off with the division derision, It'll. 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:05.440 Be the Derision division. I like Bitch show. 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:07.359 Now this is poor Jed is going to have the 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:09.200 fright of her life when she returns to the show 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:11.680 rebranded as the Mitch, Mitch and Bitch. What did I do? 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:15.520 That's like Will and Woody when I came back, asked 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:18.039 if i'd come back to take their job. But I'm like, 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:20.800 I had your job. If I wanted your job, I 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:21.920 wouldn't have left your job. 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.720 And you had that job and you couldn't stand it? 0:06:26.960 --> 0:06:30.799 All right, we've done derision. What's next on our learning 0:06:31.279 --> 0:06:34.080 at our learning academy? Or was that that was just. 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:35.720 The one that I needed clarity on because I heard 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:37.520 it the other day. But I have taken quite a 0:06:37.520 --> 0:06:40.880 few from you. I remember you used the word repast 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:44.520 to refer to just like a meal, and I was like, 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:47.200 she was repasted? 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:49.400 Here there you go. And I was like, I was like, Mum, 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:51.279 when's our repast ready? 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:53.960 She's like, where the did Mama. 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:55.640 Look? 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:59.480 Betty? Because this is the thing about words. There's a 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:03.000 different one for everything and a repast, and I'm sure 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:05.039 I would have said a sumptuous repast because there are 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:07.120 two words that always go together. Yes, you know what 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:10.200 I mean, Like Mitch and Mitch they're inseparable. 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:11.960 Yes, it's more. 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:17.200 Stunning than just a meal dinner? Where's me plate? Mum? No, 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:21.240 why can't we be Why can't we elevate ourselves? That 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:26.400 means lift up, Betty? Why can't we enjoy being the 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:29.240 best versions of ourselves? Why do we always have to 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:30.480 be so basic? 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:33.240 I agree that Bloody write down all the big words. 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:33.840 I love that. 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:35.800 I tend to agree. I've got to I've got a 0:07:35.840 --> 0:07:38.280 Kate related im two now that we think of it, 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:39.840 and it's something that I feel like I do too. 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:41.040 Are you ready to hear mine Caine. 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:46.920 Oh, I can't wait. I'm adoring this. Is it just me? 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:52.440 Is it totally fine to laugh at the jokes that 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:52.880 you make? 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:57.240 Oh? Yes, next at. 0:07:57.120 --> 0:07:59.680 The end of the show, Jan we get out of here. 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:02.640 I completely agree, Kate. It's something that I've noticed that 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:05.000 you do, is something that I do. Mitch pulls me 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:07.640 up on it. Sorry, Betty pulls me up on it 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:08.320 all the time. 0:08:08.440 --> 0:08:09.440 I don't pull you up on it. 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:11.440 But I just remember at an early age Dad saying, oh, 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:13.160 it's rude to laugh at your own jokes. 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:15.400 And you know what, you know what he was doing, 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:22.600 clipping your wings? Yes, like Icarus, google it, you would 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:29.200 have flown so close to the sun save for your father. 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:31.880 I did have to say to my husband once when 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:35.960 we started dating, there's enough people in this world that 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:39.240 don't want the best for you. It's a very I 0:08:39.320 --> 0:08:42.600 have to say, prevailing Australian attitude as well. I don't know. 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:45.360 I've only lived in one other country overseas, but people 0:08:45.400 --> 0:08:48.320 are always like, back in your bark, you got chickens 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:51.000 on yourself. Oh you love yourself as though that's an 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:56.640 insult anyway, true, but I just think that's a wing Clipper. 0:08:56.920 --> 0:08:59.080 It is a bit I think, why wouldn't you laugh 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:01.559 at your own jokes? And of course you're not funny. 0:09:01.480 --> 0:09:01.960 No, it's not. 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:04.520 I'm fully aware of my being hilarious. 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:07.440 But the thing is that I think that it's fine 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:09.679 to laugh at your own jokes if your laugh in 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:13.240 of itself is hilarious, like you and Mitch have very 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:16.800 iconic laughs, Like I just laugh because you're laughing sometimes. 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:18.600 Well, because I've got a cackle, you. 0:09:18.559 --> 0:09:21.120 Do, and I'm fully in support of it. So whether 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:23.199 you're laughing at your own jokes anyone else's, I don't care. 0:09:23.320 --> 0:09:25.880 I have an example. So this is when your co 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:28.080 host Monty called through to the show the three pm 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:30.120 pick up to announce that she had had her own 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:32.560 little baby, and this was your this was your reaction, came. 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:38.640 I've seen photos. He looks like his brothers, amazing because 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:39.920 they don't have the same father. 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:45.680 I haven't broken. 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:44.760 Yes. 0:09:47.400 --> 0:09:49.560 Can you even believe that I have a daughter who's 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:53.720 about to turn nineteen? Yes? Yeah, I remember I was 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:57.040 pregnant on Channel V she was breastfeeding the makeup chair. Wow, 0:09:57.080 --> 0:10:02.040 who was Bruce feeding her? Very funny anyway, So I 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:02.920 like how she's. 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:04.200 The first to laugh at her own joke. 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:06.559 It's the best, totally. Your dad wouldn't like it, Betty, 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:08.320 I like it. 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:10.040 No, it must be a city thing. 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:14.360 Sometimes you have to, yes, because you might be talking 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:19.079 to people who are dead insung. Yeah, true, yeah, I 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:22.760 just really, you've got to be in control of your 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:26.959 own emotional state, and that includes enjoyment. 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:29.520 Sometimes it also lends a hand to the other people 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:31.320 to say, hey, it's okay to laugh too. Here's an 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:33.520 invitation to laugh. It's all right if a joke was 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:35.720 a little bit inappropriate or on the nose. Then if 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:36.640 you laugh and they go. 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:40.040 Not particularly funny, yes, they miss, they miss. 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:45.600 Very true fake laugh, Kate, Or is it always genuine? 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:48.719 Because Mitch has actually nailed a fake laugh, and so I. 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:50.959 Never know whether to believe him. It is he pitying 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:53.040 me and just fake laughing, or is he actually laughing? 0:10:53.800 --> 0:10:58.120 Yes, I say that without having hurt the joke. No 0:10:58.200 --> 0:10:59.560 one wants to be mean to Betty. 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:02.160 No, no, no, no. I haven't differentiated the two. So 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:04.840 my genuine laugh is identical to my fake laugh, and 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:07.080 that's where I've gone wrong. So there's no one can 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:08.040 ever tell the difference. 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:10.840 Really, So I sometimes. In fact, in that last one 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:13.560 I did do a fake laugh. But it's a funny 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:14.080 fake laugh. 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:19.560 Oh the that was no. Go Yeah, that's different. That's 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:21.679 that's high comedy in itself. You're allowed. 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:24.760 Thank you. I noticed you're not laughing at it. 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:25.320 That's fake. 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:26.640 That's fake fake. 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:27.120 Oh. 0:11:27.200 --> 0:11:29.640 I love it because it's got that wee month. 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:32.360 That's the wheeze. Our listeners compared it to a little duckling. 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:34.079 Sometimes it has a little it's in a minute of 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:34.520 a week. 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:38.600 Oh my goodness, do you smoke? 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:40.920 No, I've had one Marlborough read in my life had 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:41.840 an instant nosebleed. 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:45.839 Never, you're a chronic vapor. I mean something's going on there. 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:49.000 No, I was born three months premature. The neuroformax in 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:52.200 the lung. And thanks for bringing up but it's lung issues. 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:55.000 Well I know Mitchell's frequently premature, but he doesn't. We 0:11:55.880 --> 0:11:57.840 very OK. 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:00.960 That is so, that is so apt. We do a 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:04.320 segment on this show called We Do O Kate. Kate 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:05.400 might have some advice. 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:08.280 She doesn't have to deal with the rectile dysfunction on 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:09.760 account of her any depressant. 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:11.000 No, you don't know that. 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:13.679 I don't you get your own, maybe someone else I 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:15.280 don't know's true. 0:12:15.200 --> 0:12:18.240 And who's got the bigger problem? It would be me. 0:12:19.760 --> 0:12:22.280 It would because at least you know what's going on 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:25.000 with the flaccid Latin Google at Betty. 0:12:26.559 --> 0:12:28.640 Mitch likes to mock me because at age twenty four, 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:31.480 they prescribe me vi AGRAA to counteract to the antidepressants, 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:32.320 being a bony killer. 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:35.880 Antidepressants, So shocking for that. But haven't they improved them? 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:37.240 Nah? 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:40.240 Not the ones I'm taken, clearly not not the strength. 0:12:41.320 --> 0:12:44.360 How hurtful for the people you with. Let's just let's 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:46.880 just have a moment to acknowledge them, I know. 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:48.720 Because it's not like I can fake it as like 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:51.240 a woman can just be like, oh yeah, I'm really 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:51.560 into it. 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:55.680 No, you know, God's right, It don't mean a thing 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:57.400 if it ain't got that swing. 0:12:57.640 --> 0:13:05.800 Yes, Google, Betty, the problem. 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:09.960 Down? How do you google? Got an iPad going to? Now? 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:12.400 The problem was is that he couldn't work out the timings, 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:16.080 so he pop appeal two minutes before you know, sort 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:19.760 of copulation two minutes takes a couple of hour. Well, 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:21.440 they go home and then he get a buddy, you know, 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:25.000 Stiffy halfway through Friends. So it's not good. But he's 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:26.679 worked it out. Now, this is all embellished. 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:29.360 Don't believe you go home to watch Friend? No, no, 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:36.320 you do. You're sure, Betty? I think Friends is a 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:37.440 very Betty shot. 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:40.040 You know what I do? I go home and listen 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:41.000 to the three pm pickup. 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:41.880 Oh he's good. 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:46.640 Know what we are very Betty. We're totally there for Betty. 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:50.080 I adore Betty. The unsung heroes of the world are 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:50.720 the Beaties. 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:52.480 I can you know. 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:55.440 No one's checking out to see what she's wearing on 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:57.959 in stuff. But let me tell you, if you want 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:02.720 a passion fruit sponge, you're going straight be No instant 0:14:02.720 --> 0:14:09.439 models ever provided comfort at a funeral. Sandwiches Dunning. 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:12.400 You know what, I think there's a hole. There's a 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:15.000 hole in the market there for influencers who are actually 0:14:15.120 --> 0:14:17.760 influencing the right ship. Have you ever been sold anything 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:21.520 via influencing? Kane, you buying the BB oil that carry 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:23.600 Big Mare's sprooking. 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:24.720 Or what's bby oil? 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:27.440 It's clearly not working. 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:31.040 The the BB cream? Yeah, I bought baby cream. That's 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:31.600 quite good. 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:32.600 There you go, all right? 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:34.400 So, yeah, but I didn't know Carrie was on to 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:36.800 it not putting me off it. 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:38.880 No, you and I had the same We were doing 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:41.400 the same instant stories for every plate, which is brilliant 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:42.040 and family friendly. 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:44.400 Oh my god, do you know what's happened with my 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:50.240 every plate that I've just realized I've lost weight? Really, yes, 0:14:50.520 --> 0:14:56.360 because I'm not shopping as much right and so I'm 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:58.760 not there for the milky bar, the King of the bar, 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:03.880 king of the white chocolate. You can jam your Cadbury 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:09.120 whatever it's called, Nat Nat bebby, don't come at me 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:12.000 with it anyway. Yeah, I lost weight from every plate. 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:14.120 Mitch was very tough to be able to be able 0:15:14.120 --> 0:15:16.040 to be able to brag, Oh, I've got the same 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:18.720 brand dealers Kate lang Rog. We're both flogging the same 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:20.840 thing on Instagram. And I'm like, yeah, but you're probably 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:22.440 doing it for a fraction of the. 0:15:22.440 --> 0:15:24.080 Fee I was. 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:25.640 He was just happy for the food. 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:31.720 I was, Now, what the hell happened? We need to 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:33.520 talk about this. It's the TV show that you did 0:15:33.560 --> 0:15:35.600 on Channel ten a couple of weeks back. It was 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:38.200 all about reflecting on the year that was with COVID 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:41.480 nineteen Life in Lockdown on Zoom Interviews and you narrated 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:42.720 the Great Year. 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:46.160 Yes, I'm the voiceover person. 0:15:46.440 --> 0:15:48.240 I missed it. It's up on ten play to watch 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:50.080 bag of a minute to do that. But did you 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:52.760 throw in any of your own stories about lockdown in Italy? 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:54.920 Which was far worse than it was here? 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:58.880 There was no time, unlike you guys, it was no 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:04.760 time for Katie. I just had to keep the story 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:07.640 rattling along because there was a lot to fit in. Yes, 0:16:08.240 --> 0:16:10.360 it was a hell of a year. I don't know 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:11.120 if you noticed. 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:12.360 I don't know what you're talking about. 0:16:12.400 --> 0:16:14.000 I was thriving, has a great yf us. 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:16.400 Well, can I just say I really enjoyed Lockdown? 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:18.240 Oh that's good. Are you an introvert? 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:22.240 No? But you know what I am. I was tired. 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:24.640 I got four kids, I was living on the other 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:29.080 side of the world. That's a lot of work. Even 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:32.800 though I was technically not working. It was just nice 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:33.680 to have the breather. 0:16:34.280 --> 0:16:37.320 Yeah, there was a brief period right when you were 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:38.680 actually working out of Italy. 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:40.000 Didn't you have your own little home story. 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:42.800 I did for the first six months. Yeah, right, I 0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:43.600 was so tired. 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:47.160 Did that little home studio just end up gathering dust? 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:52.400 Like what happened. It wasn't at home. It was like 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:55.360 two kilometers from my house, but still in the city 0:16:55.600 --> 0:17:01.360 or as we call genter Oh google it, Betty change 0:17:01.680 --> 0:17:04.240 not c h is with a C, but it's pronounced 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:06.960 because it's in another language. 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:09.120 Added to the list. The list. 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:12.560 Anyway, it was about two kilometers from my place and 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:17.040 it was in a filmmaker's office because they used to 0:17:17.200 --> 0:17:20.800 move big files and Sasha, our producer, found it because 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:22.920 they had the best internet in blow. 0:17:25.359 --> 0:17:27.080 So now you're back in Australia and you're like, I 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:29.040 can't even watch fucking friends. 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:32.680 Oh my goodness, you are sport on. 0:17:32.840 --> 0:17:33.959 Isn't it just garbage? 0:17:34.040 --> 0:17:35.240 What has gone on? Wait? 0:17:35.280 --> 0:17:37.080 What is thet general? 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:40.600 Third world countries that have got better Wi Fi than Australia? 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:44.520 All right, I would definitely agree, like it's I feel. 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:46.720 Like it's gotten worse. It has got more since I 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:47.240 was away. 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:49.960 There you go. Well you should force you to listen 0:17:49.960 --> 0:17:52.040 to the three pm pick up podcast. Cake, We'll have 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:53.119 to get your back on. 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:56.679 Five G anytime. Mitch, Mitch and Me. 0:17:57.040 --> 0:18:00.000 We loved you. That was fun. God, you're a good 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:01.480 fit for this show, I feel Do you go on 0:18:01.480 --> 0:18:03.919 the show sometime you talk about business plans, you have 0:18:03.960 --> 0:18:06.480 to go on and talk about climate crisis? Is this 0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:08.120 your vibe? Sort of just ship talk? 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:11.000