Speaker 1: Got anything good.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Good morning pats Morning boys, Good morning Jack Posts.
Speaker 4: Did just see you guys?
Speaker 1: Now a couple of things, Jack, Why were you cycling
Speaker 1: in this morning? I came in this morning and there
Speaker 1: was a feral looking guy bent over by a score.
Speaker 1: I actually thought it was someone trying to steal it.
Speaker 1: You cycled into work.
Speaker 4: I got pranked by this guy, by the way, Patsy.
Speaker 4: He gave me a big.
Speaker 1: Boot in the middle.
Speaker 3: I loved doing my wife, loved my kids.
Speaker 1: I saw him. I saw him focused on something early
Speaker 1: in the morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's bent.
Speaker 1: Overlooking all stressing with his helmet on, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is it. I'll wake him up nictionally, he screamed,
Speaker 1: and then he accuse me of being a psychopath.
Speaker 4: I'm cycling him because remember last week I paid you
Speaker 4: the audio of what sound that Tesla is making at
Speaker 4: the moment.
Speaker 3: Basically, it was a car falled pieces.
Speaker 4: It sounded like a creaky old wooden ship.
Speaker 1: And yet this is the high tech version of a
Speaker 1: modern car now, the Tesla.
Speaker 4: So that's in overnight getting fixed. They did one of
Speaker 4: those things where you book on the app and it
Speaker 4: says it will take a couple of hours, and then
Speaker 4: they get there and they're like.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh god, now you've given us a problem here.
Speaker 4: We'll have to order a part in for this, so
Speaker 4: it's going to be a few nights. So I'm on
Speaker 4: the bicycle.
Speaker 1: At the moment, I thought it was you trying to
Speaker 1: save money after going to get that very nice perfume
Speaker 1: your way from mother's Maison Clavelli, which in case you're
Speaker 1: tuning in and you wonder, and I've never heard of
Speaker 1: that perfume nord We until Jack was saying that your
Speaker 1: wife has a little free sample of it, and then
Speaker 1: every couple of months when it runs out, goes to
Speaker 1: get another free sample of it.
Speaker 4: She would love for Mother's Day a whole bottle of it,
Speaker 4: and it's just so much more expensive.
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 4: I think she's worth the money, and I want to
Speaker 4: So you.
Speaker 1: Got it, Well done, mate, well done. You've got it yesterday.
Speaker 4: Three hundred bucks, three hundred and fifty bucks for perfume,
Speaker 4: one hundred mills of perfume. It seems ridiculous time. A
Speaker 4: couple of times I've been on the site, tried to
Speaker 4: add it to the car and my finger just won't press.
Speaker 1: And yet that finger clicks when it comes to high
Speaker 1: end golf gear that you wear, the lu Lulemon trousers
Speaker 1: that retail it around one hundred and fifteen.
Speaker 4: Then as I was leaving the show yesday, you heard
Speaker 4: me say to my watch, remember at two thirty together,
Speaker 4: But I.
Speaker 3: Noticed you're pressing the other wrist that doesn't have the
Speaker 3: watch on.
Speaker 4: And I couldn't. Then obviously I didn't have the car,
Speaker 4: so I couldn't get to Mechican.
Speaker 3: On that bicycle. There's Mecchas and all summers. Get on
Speaker 3: your bicycle.
Speaker 4: I can't just be riding around the car easily.
Speaker 1: You can nothing more romantic. It's like an Ethan Hawk movie.
Speaker 4: And you know the cost of what this car is
Speaker 4: going to get, the cost to get fixed.
Speaker 1: I have to sell some of those golf carte for sale.
Speaker 1: It may not be a baseball hat for sale. Practicing
Speaker 1: it in the garden, I could sell that practice.
Speaker 3: So you're going to get it today? You have to
Speaker 3: Does she know.
Speaker 4: I'm still on the bike today. I've got I guess.
Speaker 1: It can cycle to Mecca.
Speaker 4: How far away is Mecca?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I'm going to tram into this city. What from here?
Speaker 1: No, no, she does for you and your son. You
Speaker 1: have to go inconvenience your out.
Speaker 4: If the cart gets back by the end of the week,
Speaker 4: I'll have time.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you can't.
Speaker 3: Let it do like that.
Speaker 4: Let the universe decide.
Speaker 1: Where it's the nearest one to us. And Richmond Mecca.
Speaker 1: They're everywhere there is.
Speaker 6: There's three in the city, which is only a ten
Speaker 6: minute tram.
Speaker 1: Well that what's it on bicycle? Have look on Google Maps.
Speaker 1: That's probably like a seventeen minute bike ride.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not even yes, thirteen minute bike.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It's all downhill from here as well.
Speaker 2: Well that off you go the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: I heard you saying in the news at the six
Speaker 1: o'clock then, so the is that right? The conclave has
Speaker 1: now officially begun in the search for the new Pope.
Speaker 5: No, they're moving in. So all of the cardinals.
Speaker 1: Are one hundred and thirty three of them. That's what
Speaker 1: I remember from watching The Red Fines. Maybe that came
Speaker 1: out a couple of weeks.
Speaker 5: Ago, moving all their suitcases in and tacking up their accommody.
Speaker 1: They're also they're not allowed to have any contact with
Speaker 1: the outside world. Conclave is Latin word for with key,
Speaker 1: so they are locked without key away.
Speaker 4: Until they have a scene chapel that's where they live.
Speaker 3: It's amazing, isn't it.
Speaker 4: I'm going to really I'm not sure if I have
Speaker 4: this exactly right, but in like the twelve hundreds, because
Speaker 4: they've been doing the conclave thousands of years, yes, to
Speaker 4: choose the pope. It took them like three years to
Speaker 4: choose a new pope, and they were they that's before
Speaker 4: the Sistine Chapel even had.
Speaker 1: It was like a three year weekend at Bernie's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well they it's before they even watching there. So
Speaker 4: they were just sleeping on the floor for three years.
Speaker 4: And they couldn't because what they have to do is
Speaker 4: come to an agreement, an agreement of who's going to
Speaker 4: be the pope. A certain percentage of votes have to
Speaker 4: be for the same person, and they couldn't come to
Speaker 4: an agreement until the point where they Rio is trying
Speaker 4: to look it up to make sure fact check this.
Speaker 4: They took the roof off the Sistine Chapel so to
Speaker 4: persuade them to hurry up, so they exposed them to.
Speaker 1: The a great way to get teenagers out of bed
Speaker 1: at the weekend.
Speaker 3: Take the roof off your place?
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 3: Real?
Speaker 1: They took the roof off.
Speaker 4: It's all true, and you had the right central.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's where the phrase comes from to raise the
Speaker 3: roof for a.
Speaker 6: Gig over a thousand days a gridlock between French and
Speaker 6: Italian cardinals and they took the roof off the palace
Speaker 6: to try to.
Speaker 1: So cardinals, are they the next in the line? Are
Speaker 1: they everyone voting?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: One hundred and thirty people that we saw in the
Speaker 4: movie are all cardinals from around the world and they
Speaker 4: vote amongst themselves who's going to be the new Pope.
Speaker 1: Yesterday on the TV news it was literally like the
Speaker 1: kind of language of sport they were going and the
Speaker 1: race for the new Pope is wide open. I was
Speaker 1: expecting then, because of this is Australia, to look at
Speaker 1: the betting ods for who is actually going to.
Speaker 2: Be Christian Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 1: I just went handed a piece of paper that apparently
Speaker 1: Pats has put together, printed off gave to one of
Speaker 1: the team to bring into us.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you Pats about Pope Smoke.
Speaker 5: I thought it was quite interesting.
Speaker 1: Now it is when I'm just saying, we've never this
Speaker 1: has never happened before. This is what happens when week.
Speaker 1: This is how we handle a conclave. Pats has to
Speaker 1: be in excommunication with the rest of the team. She
Speaker 1: prints stuff off. If she wants to speak to us.
Speaker 4: Give it to the team. They hand it to you.
Speaker 4: Why don't just tell us right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I thought the wonder of radio and
Speaker 1: talking to each other.
Speaker 5: Pyrotechnic experts apparently are on hand at the Vaticans, so
Speaker 5: it's it's not just like old school like modern tech.
Speaker 1: Between they're going to do a laser show and announce
Speaker 1: a new one. Jean Michel will stop playing works.
Speaker 5: Introducing, you know how they do the puffed of blacks
Speaker 5: and white smoke.
Speaker 3: Black smoke means no clear, no clear winner.
Speaker 1: Sports bet isn't paying out yet, lad Brokessilica.
Speaker 5: Black means no decision. White means hey, we've got our guy. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we can all celebrate. So they're testing the mechanism that
Speaker 5: will announce who will be the next pope because it
Speaker 5: would originally be just like a chimney old school and
Speaker 5: I guess that light of fire and the smoke would come.
Speaker 1: They burn the votes, don't They don't They burn it
Speaker 1: each round they burn.
Speaker 4: How they make the black and white? Yes, they burn
Speaker 4: the smoke burn.
Speaker 1: By the way, you can adjust that microphone like you're
Speaker 1: at McDonald's drive through telling me there's going to be
Speaker 1: a two po on forward. There's a slight delay with
Speaker 1: my nugs there.
Speaker 3: It's hard watching him do that. You've been doing it
Speaker 3: all week.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's what are you doing? You can make
Speaker 1: this job so much, make sound, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: Yes, they burn the votes and then they put a
Speaker 6: sort of potassium sulfate in the different fires to make
Speaker 6: different colors.
Speaker 4: That's what I would have done.
Speaker 1: Yet, well you will be doing next Tuesday when you
Speaker 1: go into the toilets at the We're taking the listeners
Speaker 1: out for drinks and food and then off to see
Speaker 1: Beetle do some musical. So you will go into the toilets,
Speaker 1: you know, the conclave as Jack posting and re emerge
Speaker 1: as a magician, the Great Misto, and that shall we
Speaker 1: will have a mixture of black smoke and white smoke.
Speaker 4: So you guys will need to order potassium this week.
Speaker 3: You in charge.
Speaker 1: We're going straight to his house after the show. To
Speaker 1: get a load of potassium to get the mixed right
Speaker 1: as well, and so what else have you got on
Speaker 1: your smoke document there?
Speaker 3: Pass?
Speaker 5: So they use an electrical control unit, so there's no
Speaker 5: old school sort of system, and it's designed to deliver
Speaker 5: the black or white smoke from the Systine chapel.
Speaker 3: Who counts the votes?
Speaker 1: I don't know if the nuns in my mind is nuns.
Speaker 5: No, they have a cardinal in charge of counting, wouldn't
Speaker 5: they like?
Speaker 1: No, No, it's the cardinals the vote. And Jack was
Speaker 1: just telling me there's a Melbourne cardinal there.
Speaker 4: He's the youngest of all one hundred and thirty three cardinals.
Speaker 5: There is the guy in his twenties or something.
Speaker 1: He's forty five, which is just twelve.
Speaker 3: That's like the comedy version of this.
Speaker 1: The Aussie goes like twenty one in terms of the surfboard.
Speaker 4: The accident, the baby pole.
Speaker 3: I would watch a whole.
Speaker 5: Movie series that I believe One of the cardinals though,
Speaker 5: is really young. Is he from the Philippines or comes
Speaker 5: in his mid forties, which is very cardinal five is
Speaker 5: the youngest cardinal?
Speaker 1: So is he the only Australian cardinal? Does each country
Speaker 1: get one because from all over the world, aren't they
Speaker 1: one hundred percent? That mid forties Ossie Cardinal turned up
Speaker 1: with Tim Tams for all the Cardinals, going, guys, get out.
Speaker 3: Of these We love doing my country.
Speaker 4: It's a sway the vote.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, what is youngest cardinal?
Speaker 4: Forty five years old? Is that what you got?
Speaker 7: Rare?
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you very much for the smoke up date, pats.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Emotions have been running high amongst a loyal faction of
Speaker 1: those who listened to the show who love f one.
Speaker 3: What they did love was.
Speaker 1: Monday morning turning in mind of morning, Monday morning turning
Speaker 1: into the show, and they heard Patsy just do the
Speaker 1: news and sport. She's just doing her job, just doing
Speaker 1: the news sport, announcing this gold sport.
Speaker 5: Oscar Piastre has cemented his spot in the Driver's Championship
Speaker 5: with the win at the Miami GP this morning.
Speaker 1: We thought nothing of it until quite a few emails
Speaker 1: came in, and the most vocal of them, a very
Speaker 1: well worded email, was from a guy called mister Wolf
Speaker 1: hate Christiano.
Speaker 3: Petrina has to do a job.
Speaker 1: She's also but yet again she announced the winner of
Speaker 1: the f one without even a moment for me to
Speaker 1: mute the radio in the car. I'm not one to
Speaker 1: complain usually, but this has happened far too often and
Speaker 1: it's a nightmare, the time zone being a challenge. I
Speaker 1: have to either watch the race at midnight or watch
Speaker 1: the replay the next day. I'm sure hundreds of thousands,
Speaker 1: if not millions, of fans do keen to hear your thoughts.
Speaker 1: So yesterday we were talking about this, I get this
Speaker 1: email as well, coming to Patsy's defense from Mandy Christian.
Speaker 1: I was just listening to a podcast. I had to
Speaker 1: stop pollo over on the side of the road after
Speaker 1: dropping my car off a service to quickly send this
Speaker 1: email to explain we now go to block caps. It
Speaker 1: is not Patsy's responsibility for your lack of planning, mister
Speaker 1: wolf I hate it when listeners attack each other. We
Speaker 1: are not a divided show. Wolfe stated that him and
Speaker 1: his kids is to every single down the way to school.
Speaker 1: He also knew if one was occurring sometime on Sunday
Speaker 1: slash Monday morning, then he should have known the news
Speaker 1: updates every half an hour plus before the news. You
Speaker 1: Christian clearly say Patsy's news is on the way or
Speaker 1: up next, giving him ample time to adjust. Well, mister
Speaker 1: wolf has left another corresponded stoice.
Speaker 3: Let's hear him speak wolfe here.
Speaker 8: I propose one or more of the following sentences and
Speaker 8: the winner of the Miami Grand Prix is or a
Speaker 8: wonderful f one race in Miami was won by could
Speaker 8: be worthy alternatives to simply blurting out. And Oscar Piastre
Speaker 8: has won the Miami Grand Prix. I hope we have
Speaker 8: reached a sensible conclusion to this matter. I look forward
Speaker 8: to your comments and thoughts.
Speaker 1: All right, so we're gonna shift it possibly from gold Sport.
Speaker 5: Oscar Piastre has cemented his spot in the Driver's Championship
Speaker 5: with the win at the Miami GP this morning.
Speaker 1: All right, pats you happy to give it like a
Speaker 1: dry run? Now?
Speaker 5: Why not? I've got a couple of points about that.
Speaker 5: But yes, let's have a look. Okay, you want me
Speaker 5: to read this what I've been given.
Speaker 3: I'm two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Right, Perhaps he goes to me, have you got any
Speaker 1: feedback for me on the show, and it was this
Speaker 1: aggressive I went, I don't know any give about the future.
Speaker 1: But I know in a way that was try me.
Speaker 1: Just try anybody, just try me. We we listeners give
Speaker 1: some feedback. It's now getting awkward. But anyway, let's give this.
Speaker 3: It's actually lovely, isn't it, mister Will.
Speaker 5: First point I would make is I don't blurt stuff
Speaker 5: out to akra best newsreader suggests that it's not professionalism.
Speaker 1: Let me just say, members of the jury, please be
Speaker 1: aware that the record show double Acra winner.
Speaker 5: The second point I would make is that I take
Speaker 5: on his suggestions. However, it sounds like he's in me
Speaker 5: evil England because we do not we write for how
Speaker 5: we speak.
Speaker 3: That sounds to a fear of the other is a.
Speaker 5: Newspaper, right. But anyway, let's have a look what I've
Speaker 5: been given on this bit of paper by producer Kaitlin
Speaker 5: and the winner of the Miami production.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's just try and make it professional, because if
Speaker 1: you want to keep that aircraft, you need to keep
Speaker 1: a professional.
Speaker 5: Gold sport and the winner of the Miami Grand Prix
Speaker 5: is it's just not how we'd write it.
Speaker 1: It sounds good. I think it sound a little bit better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the other one is committed to it. Cant when
Speaker 1: a sibling has been told to go to go, so read,
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 5: Can I have this thing again for you?
Speaker 3: Second, you absolutely can.
Speaker 5: Updating gold Sport and a wonderful F one race in
Speaker 5: Miami is one by see, we don't know, we don't
Speaker 5: like it.
Speaker 3: It actually sounds a bit warmer one.
Speaker 1: And also the chance was wrong there. I can tell
Speaker 1: Kaitlin's with it for you? Is what has been one
Speaker 1: by A.
Speaker 5: Wonderful f one race in Miami is one by No.
Speaker 5: That just doesn't make ye. One by a wonderful f
Speaker 5: one race in Miami has been one by.
Speaker 3: Maybe use a little pawn.
Speaker 1: She for feedback, some more feedback I've had, so would
Speaker 1: I consider just putting some porn in during the show.
Speaker 1: But it's it's like a middle aged thing. But I
Speaker 1: really can't listen. A pause, right, just to make it
Speaker 1: more dramatic.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, build up the momentum, let's go again, Hang
Speaker 5: on all right? Updating gold Sport A wonderful f one
Speaker 5: race in Miami is one by no. I don't like it.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, you didn't commit to do.
Speaker 1: It again gold Sport.
Speaker 5: A wonderful F one race in Miami is one by no.
Speaker 4: Well, na.
Speaker 5: Do it again, Do it again? Gold Sport, A wonderful
Speaker 5: F one race in Miami is one by Oscar Piastre.
Speaker 1: No pause, then you can have some celebrating musica. Do
Speaker 1: it again, but just wait.
Speaker 4: Just count three and one more thing change it has Maxey.
Speaker 5: Melbourne, red leather, yellow lither all right, twelve?
Speaker 1: Can they actually take back those anchors? Has it ever
Speaker 1: happened before?
Speaker 5: For my dead cold hands updating? Gold Sport, A wonderful
Speaker 5: F one race in Miami has been won by Oscar
Speaker 5: p s three.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm with mister Wolf. That sounded really good. More
Speaker 1: dramatic gramatic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's it's the news. We don't.
Speaker 3: It's not like, oh no, you're never once the news,
Speaker 3: are you?
Speaker 9: You?
Speaker 1: Nine thousand examples that it's done. Most mornings are way
Speaker 1: never never since.
Speaker 3: So what are you prepared to do?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 5: Nothing? Pretty much?
Speaker 2: Wow. The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: We are moving on. Okay, we have to move on.
Speaker 1: But there are a couple of messages coming in and
Speaker 1: they come into your defense. Patsy Harrison here in Mount
Speaker 1: dunneat Hey, guys, mister Wolf needs.
Speaker 3: To accept.
Speaker 1: Is he trending out? Media people awake up and see
Speaker 1: trending right now in Australia, Mister Wolf Ago, who's mister
Speaker 1: Wolf from Reservoir Dogs. Mister Wolf needs to accept it
Speaker 1: if he wants to rewatch f one needs to be
Speaker 1: aware of the potential announcement on any media and broadcast media.
Speaker 1: Every year, I rewatch the final round of the Masters
Speaker 1: with my mates. We sign out social media and no
Speaker 1: radio on the job site for the day.
Speaker 3: Sacrifices have to do it.
Speaker 1: But House and I don't want you signing out this
Speaker 1: show ever, my friend, it's a sacrifice too far.
Speaker 4: And radio is a hard one because you can stop
Speaker 4: yourself from going on social media, you can stop yourself
Speaker 4: watching TV. But you jump in the car the radio
Speaker 4: is on from the day before.
Speaker 1: Or in the background.
Speaker 3: Just chug it along to your day.
Speaker 1: Sometimes then suddenly someone smashes into your foreground. That's our
Speaker 1: newsreader who is a loose cannon. Let's be honest, loosen news,
Speaker 1: loosen light my job. She keep doing what you're doing.
Speaker 1: If mister Wolf or mister Wolf, if mister Wolf cannot
Speaker 1: sort out his time zones and get and get a
Speaker 1: good night's sleep, or get up and watch the raceyc
Speaker 1: all soccer fans like, ask Christian, then he shouldn't even
Speaker 1: follow the f one. Emotions are running high right now, Christian.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about this and I have an alternative line.
Speaker 1: How does this sound? And in Grand Prix News, a
Speaker 1: thrilling win in Miami four and then Patsy you announced
Speaker 1: the winner. Can we hear how that sounds?
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 5: Gold Sport, Grand pre News and a thrilling win in
Speaker 5: Miami this morning for Oscar p s three is.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful and that's mister Wolf.
Speaker 4: Ample time to go? Oh, I don't want to hear this.
Speaker 2: Perhaps in the spoiler Christian connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 1: You won't want to go all right, So before I
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Speaker 1: doing that shortly with at about ninety two seconds on
Speaker 1: thirteen fifty five, twenty two yesterday, I thought, even what
Speaker 1: is a great lineup already? Next Tuesday night, to really
Speaker 1: really spike it, I've invited amateur magician on the show,
Speaker 1: Jack Post, to go pro for the night and be
Speaker 1: working the room as you're having nibbles and drinks with us.
Speaker 1: Me and the Told team are going to be down there.
Speaker 1: Jack's can be working the room doing close up magic.
Speaker 4: Okay, you call me an amateur magician. All you asked
Speaker 4: me to say is do I know any card tricks?
Speaker 4: And I said yes.
Speaker 1: You said yes, Rio you went there, wasn't it. He
Speaker 1: was very sort of smugg an enthusiastic. Yeah, you are
Speaker 1: very confident, like, yeah, you know, you guys know I'm
Speaker 1: the magic guyl.
Speaker 4: I definitely never used the words amateur magician, but I
Speaker 4: still will take it on board and by next Tuesday night,
Speaker 4: I'll have not one, not two, but three card tricks
Speaker 4: to do.
Speaker 1: Wow. Wow. We so yesterday we came up with a
Speaker 1: magician's name for you, Misto Mystery and of course oh
Speaker 1: Misto or if you like the Great Misto done done, done,
Speaker 1: smoke bomb I like it is this your card? As
Speaker 1: people go, oh my god, how do you go? Hi?
Speaker 1: I am no grage Misto.
Speaker 4: So you're going to smoke bomb me every time I
Speaker 4: do a country.
Speaker 1: Oh thought about No, it's too much smoke. Actually that
Speaker 1: the police are coming in. I think there's been raided
Speaker 1: or something. No, I see you smoke bombing arrive. And
Speaker 1: then when it's time to say goodbye to the Great Misto,
Speaker 1: the cloak goes around you. Goodbye from the Great Misto,
Speaker 1: smoke bombs again and goda, where's he gone? He's gone
Speaker 1: back into the gents toilet take off, but he'll be
Speaker 1: back out to come and see the show with this cake.
Speaker 1: Now you've had a think overnight, you have a name
Speaker 1: that you would like.
Speaker 3: To put forward? Yes, I do.
Speaker 1: Now you've told me to get some music ready, so
Speaker 1: it's lined up for the reveal.
Speaker 4: Okay, picture me coming out of the smoke with a
Speaker 4: top hat and cloak, and I am Jack the Tricker.
Speaker 3: All right, quick bit of feedback, No you're not.
Speaker 5: That is terrifying.
Speaker 1: Jack, welcome the great Misto.
Speaker 3: That sounds dramatic.
Speaker 1: Let's try your one again, the great.
Speaker 3: Lame old.
Speaker 1: Jack the Tricker. And it's to Jack.
Speaker 4: Sorry, and you're gonna have to take it up with
Speaker 4: her parents thirty seven years ago.
Speaker 1: That's my name. It's not like Jack misso it's too
Speaker 1: humdrum the Jack.
Speaker 3: Yeah that side.
Speaker 4: No, Jack the Tricker obviously just terrifying.
Speaker 5: It sounds like a Stephen King.
Speaker 1: Horror Jack tricker or trick.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but not Jack the TRICKO.
Speaker 4: No, because Jack the Ripper obviously a.
Speaker 1: Scary You don't yourself with that.
Speaker 4: It's it's a horror themed musical.
Speaker 1: The Light Side. We're pretty study going for a reference.
Speaker 4: If you're scared of stuff, don't hut.
Speaker 1: Jack, they just been sackedo bye.
Speaker 10: Bye wow it don't you well me?
Speaker 1: You well yourself, Jack the.
Speaker 4: Ripper calling Carl santelesd a r a bunch of pill clutches.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you what. Then there's a name for you.
Speaker 1: The pearl clutcher. I like it's a horror.
Speaker 4: Theme show, beatle juice, willing to get I'm so scared.
Speaker 3: Someone called Jack's here, Oh is here to do the plumbing?
Speaker 1: Has got three amateur magic tricks.
Speaker 3: Who it is from the show?
Speaker 1: Is Jack? Who is it? The tricker? Tricker?
Speaker 3: Trickstu maybe, but the tricker? What about tricko?
Speaker 1: No, just to go in my mind?
Speaker 4: And I'm dressed like Jack the ripper? Did you get
Speaker 4: that bit?
Speaker 1: I gotta start saying that with anything to do with that.
Speaker 3: The great these are?
Speaker 1: These have come from Jack, This has come from chat
Speaker 1: gpt GPTs spat out is when we don't like that one,
Speaker 1: the great Postino.
Speaker 3: Pester posto. No, no, sir Jack a lot?
Speaker 4: No, Jack is so good?
Speaker 1: Get ready to welcome sir Jack a lot? What about
Speaker 1: I never hope I meet this guy, mister after midnight?
Speaker 4: That's worse. That's great?
Speaker 1: Well, no, no, no, wape.
Speaker 3: What's creepy?
Speaker 1: Is this one?
Speaker 3: Welcome on stage? Magic stick?
Speaker 1: Jack?
Speaker 4: Put it away, Mate's coming out of the gents toilets.
Speaker 1: We can see it. Chuck it back in, please little
Speaker 1: worm or something. And then these have come from excuse me?
Speaker 1: These have gone from listeners Black Jack, mystique, terrible no Jack.
Speaker 4: Nature that sounds like an e.
Speaker 3: Here a musician.
Speaker 1: Get ready to welcome on stage, Jack Nator, the magician.
Speaker 3: This is my favorite one.
Speaker 1: How does someone come up with this? Get ready to
Speaker 1: admit the amazing gun bus?
Speaker 10: What what's a gun bus? The amazing gun bus?
Speaker 4: You pull the listens right now, the highest recall will
Speaker 4: be Jack the tricker.
Speaker 3: Listen the highest recall, mister radio, what is it?
Speaker 1: Jack? The Jack the tricker, Patsy, what do you reckon?
Speaker 5: I like Mysto because it creates the era of mystique.
Speaker 1: The name is baked into the consciousness of who is
Speaker 1: this name?
Speaker 3: He is a mystery, he's a mister.
Speaker 4: You know, no magicians have nickname. They solid strong names.
Speaker 4: You don't make it into a colloquialism.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: If you say that Misto emerges into the mist disappears
Speaker 1: into the mist.
Speaker 3: The great Misto.
Speaker 1: Anyway, do you've actually come along to next Tuesday? That's
Speaker 1: where we were trying to get to. Seven? Are flipping
Speaker 1: long minutes ago the time you're not going to get back,
Speaker 1: dear listener, Literally a disappearing act of time. Thirteen fifty
Speaker 1: five twenty two. Come along, Come for Beatle Juice of Musical.
Speaker 1: Also come for the birth of That's Right, The Great Misto.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Next Tuesday night, we're taking you out drinks, dinner, then
Speaker 1: we're off to see the brilliant Beatle Juice to Musical
Speaker 1: Now at Melbourne's Regent Theater. You can book a tickets
Speaker 1: at Ticketek. We have a couple of pairs every single
Speaker 1: day on the show. Whilst you're having a drinks and
Speaker 1: he cannot pays a chat to me and the team,
Speaker 1: who is that? Who is that? Tell you it is is?
Speaker 1: It's miss though Jack post to you and I who's
Speaker 1: working the room doing close up magic, a hapless amateur
Speaker 1: magician with three cobble together tricks that he's gonna be
Speaker 1: doing for your pleasure. It's a great offer. Now you've
Speaker 1: come up with a magic name. You don't like, mistow
Speaker 1: not even the name, which is a whole character.
Speaker 3: Miss He's got a whole character.
Speaker 4: I will be Jack the tricker.
Speaker 1: Now. Listener Deborah Owen has come up with a third
Speaker 1: way here. It's a compromise I think pleases everybody.
Speaker 3: Beatle Jack beatle Jack, beatle Jack.
Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, yeah, that's on the nose. Do we
Speaker 1: have a deal, yes, beatle Jack, be till Jack, beatle
Speaker 1: Jack take three times and he win a peer. Well done,
Speaker 1: Debrah Owen. All right, let's give away some tickets to
Speaker 1: come and join us next Tuesday night. And good morning, Hi,
Speaker 1: good morning. This is so exciting now, Anika, you fancy
Speaker 1: coming out next Tuesday night. You're going to see Beetlejuice
Speaker 1: to musical with all of us.
Speaker 12: I would really love that. I found out on Instagram
Speaker 12: that's someone I went to kindergarten, which is in the ensemble,
Speaker 12: So dying to get chus.
Speaker 3: Now they rotate cast, don't they and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: What if it's not, I mean, we don't have to
Speaker 1: stress out the whole night trying to work out.
Speaker 3: Is that if it's that kid.
Speaker 7: You went to kinder with, that's a point, that is
Speaker 7: a point.
Speaker 1: Distrac from the whole show. Have you got any recent photos.
Speaker 1: They're going to be heavily made up.
Speaker 3: It's Beetlejuice, you know what.
Speaker 12: I'm sure it'll be amazing regardless, Yes.
Speaker 1: Come along meeting next Tuesday night, Annika.
Speaker 13: Very exciting, Thank you, so so much.
Speaker 1: That's a right pleasure, Catherine, Good morning, Katherine. You fancy
Speaker 1: coming along?
Speaker 12: Jack batel Jack bat Jack.
Speaker 3: For you, so, Kathy, your fancy coming down?
Speaker 14: Well, look, I have.
Speaker 9: Been listening to you Christian since the very beginning. But
Speaker 9: I've also been watching Eddie Perfect since the very beginning
Speaker 9: in nineteen.
Speaker 1: Ninetywo years together. What do you get? Beatle Jack, beatle Jack,
Speaker 1: beatle Jack.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and Eddie Perfect, Eddie Perfect.
Speaker 15: Eddie Perfect.
Speaker 3: So you saw him in what year?
Speaker 9: It was about nineteen ninety seven at mentone Girl's GRAMDMA
Speaker 9: when he actually was the lead in forty second Street.
Speaker 1: Wow, justin for greatness even then, Wow it was I.
Speaker 9: Thought his name was made up. I thought it was
Speaker 9: just a stage name. But it's actually his real name.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I presumed it was an acting stage name.
Speaker 9: No, no, not, here's from the beginning.
Speaker 1: Right. Well, listen, you've got to be there from nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety seven to twenty twenty five. We have to put
Speaker 1: you there next Tuesday, Catherine, We'll see you. I look
Speaker 1: forward to seeing a Tuesday night lovely.
Speaker 12: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: All right, more chances to join us next tomorrow.
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connal Show podcast last Friday.
Speaker 1: We've got a great story from Danny who was as
Speaker 1: a teacher and it's told us this story which has
Speaker 1: now got something over four million views on our Instagram
Speaker 1: and Facebook. It is a Hall of Famer call for me.
Speaker 1: We were talking about have you ever set a trap somebody.
Speaker 16: I'm a school teacher and on our duty on the Oval,
Speaker 16: and we were trying to bust the smokers because smokers
Speaker 16: obviously always go to the far corners of the oval.
Speaker 16: News a set of trees. So I went out before
Speaker 16: recessing climbed up the tree. So I was on the
Speaker 16: phone to my Collie telling him who was smoking?
Speaker 7: You just named them?
Speaker 16: He said, you, you, you, and you, And they're.
Speaker 7: Looking at him saying, how do you know.
Speaker 16: When we went out the next week, we knew that
Speaker 16: they were going to look up the tree, so we
Speaker 16: wheeled a recycling bin out and put it next to
Speaker 16: the tree, and I got in the bin. So we
Speaker 16: busted them second time around, and they decided to relocate
Speaker 16: after that.
Speaker 1: I can't stop every day I can think about the
Speaker 1: image of him opening and closing the bin and he's
Speaker 1: just getting and making a note of those boys. Now,
Speaker 1: if you were one of those boys who was caught
Speaker 1: smoking and busted like that, you've got to give it
Speaker 1: up to the teachers that yet you can't. It's an
Speaker 1: honor for life, that vision, that memory. I'm jealous. I
Speaker 1: wish to get caught smoking as a fifty two year
Speaker 1: old man. My teacher Danny, So an honor of his
Speaker 1: incredible story and his incredible work busting those smokers. Such
Speaker 1: dedication to his artcrafted teacher. Where I go opening up
Speaker 1: a teacher hall of Fame dedicated to Danny and all
Speaker 1: the other great teachers we've all had. So tell me
Speaker 1: about your teacher, why they deserve like Danny. Danny's the
Speaker 1: only teacher and then the moment he's got him with
Speaker 1: that incredible story of the trap and busting those smokers.
Speaker 1: There needs to be one story about your teacher before
Speaker 1: we let them into the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 3: Give us a call out.
Speaker 1: Thirteen fifty five twenty two Patty who deserves to.
Speaker 5: Go in most definitely honor Ball mention goes to Paul Skulls.
Speaker 5: Mister Skulls, I had for sheet metal at Wanger at
Speaker 5: a high.
Speaker 1: Sheet metal sheet metal whole classes, so.
Speaker 5: You'd make jewelry and all sorts of stuff from.
Speaker 1: Sheet of metal, yes, even panel beating or something.
Speaker 5: I was a bit like that anyway. I didn't really
Speaker 5: like it. But he was absolutely divine. He made it
Speaker 5: in jewelry making and silversmithing in Uni and so yeah,
Speaker 5: he was a legend. He really was anyway, because I
Speaker 5: didn't like it and really didn't know what I was doing.
Speaker 5: I remember we had to do this task of doing
Speaker 5: a bowl and I said, Missus Skulls, I'm really you know,
Speaker 5: I'm really not getting this. So if you'd ask him
Speaker 5: nice enough, he'd actually do it for you.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Put him in the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 3: He would do it. I would. I wish i'd known
Speaker 3: that was an option to the ages.
Speaker 5: Loved it so much, and you'd have a chat to you,
Speaker 5: chatting away, what are you doing for the weekend? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: and all this, and then he'd go on to mark
Speaker 5: you with like an A plus because he had essentially
Speaker 5: major project. Yes, but he was delightful. Paul Skulls, he
Speaker 5: was a legend.
Speaker 4: I had one of those instances where the teacher did
Speaker 4: the work for me. We had to sew a teddy
Speaker 4: bear together and I was really bad at sewing. And
Speaker 4: this is when we were a lot younger, and at
Speaker 4: night I said to Mom, I'm so far behind the
Speaker 4: rest of the class at the sorry this bear. So
Speaker 4: she had a chat to the teacher and then the
Speaker 4: teacher did some of the work for me. But I
Speaker 4: wanted it to be all done silently, because then the
Speaker 4: teacher the next day is she's handing out the bears
Speaker 4: that she goes and Jack yours has had a little magic.
Speaker 1: Oh no, the shame show not in the hall of
Speaker 1: fame for her.
Speaker 3: What's the name of your teacher?
Speaker 1: The sheep metal worker Paul Skulls.
Speaker 3: Goes in, All right, who else is going in? Tell
Speaker 3: us make your teacher.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show. We just opened up our teacher Hall
Speaker 1: of fame. Do you want to induct one of your teachers?
Speaker 1: So that's who they were and why they deserve to
Speaker 1: be immortalized in our teacher hall of fame. Christ and
Speaker 1: I want to nominate mister mater. Sounds like a headline
Speaker 1: we don't want to read about a teacher, but anyway,
Speaker 1: I'll go with it.
Speaker 3: Master.
Speaker 1: No, mister, it's all would work at Eltham High School
Speaker 1: in the eighties. One day he's you a circle on
Speaker 1: the blackboard, freehand, Yes for younger listeners right now. Black
Speaker 1: boars were how we were raised. He do this cushion,
Speaker 1: heed you the circle so perfectly right. Two of us
Speaker 1: got up and got a compass out to check it
Speaker 1: was a perfect self that he did by hand well
Speaker 1: and cushion. It was to this day, the eighties, a
Speaker 1: long time ago. I still think of that teacher to day,
Speaker 1: mister Mato who did buy freehand a perfect circle. Mister Mato,
Speaker 1: Come on in, sir, you weren't there in the eighties.
Speaker 3: This is what it all it.
Speaker 1: Took to impressed kids a perfect circle. If I'd been there,
Speaker 1: mine still blowing to this day. My mind was blown
Speaker 1: by a teacher, mister Nicol in nineteen eighty six. There
Speaker 1: was a time before wheelibins. Before wheelibins, they've only been
Speaker 1: around since the eighties. It was this black refuse binbag
Speaker 1: stumped out the front of your house, right or metalling bins.
Speaker 1: Wheely bans got introduced in England in nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 1: One of my teachers, right quite a centric teacher, wrote
Speaker 1: a song with three other teachers and performed it on
Speaker 1: our local news show. The local news show was called
Speaker 1: South Today. They made a song they sung on local
Speaker 1: TV where they were all four of them right. Him
Speaker 1: and his wife was a teacher at my school as well.
Speaker 1: Sung this song together about Wheelibins We've got?
Speaker 3: Could this be any more English?
Speaker 1: If I asked you guess the country, you don't need
Speaker 1: any guesses. It's up there with a perfect circle drawn
Speaker 1: by hand. Mister Nichols and your wife, Missus Nichols the
Speaker 1: Wheellybins song straight on local news with that argue in wheellybeans.
Speaker 1: What we would have.
Speaker 4: Done as students, I bet you did to kill time?
Speaker 4: Is like mister Nichols do the Wheelibans song for years?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, right year, it's Jack You're quote right all right?
Speaker 1: So I out who else is going in our teacher
Speaker 1: Hall of fame?
Speaker 3: Lillian, good morning, Good morning, Christian Lydian welcomes for the show.
Speaker 3: So tell us first of all, who was your teacher?
Speaker 14: His name was mister Walpole.
Speaker 3: And what did mister Walpole do?
Speaker 14: And he was my year twelve teacher? And I said,
Speaker 14: I think it was maths, but it might have been biology.
Speaker 14: But it's one of my subjects. He turned around and
Speaker 14: he made a deal with me that if I actually
Speaker 14: passed it at the end of year twelve, it gave
Speaker 14: me a signed copy of the Australian Crawl to Rocco
Speaker 14: album half.
Speaker 1: Now, why did that album?
Speaker 3: Why did he select that album for the reward?
Speaker 14: I was absolutely crazy about Australian Crawl and like during school,
Speaker 14: like I've got all of the kids. I don't know
Speaker 14: if you did it in England. But he used to
Speaker 14: have to write please, please, please, so you could meet
Speaker 14: the band. So I had all of the tens at
Speaker 14: one stage writing pleases and we sent all these pleases
Speaker 14: into countdown trying to meet the band, but we didn't.
Speaker 14: And yeah, because I was a really big Australian Crawl fan,
Speaker 14: that was and I got the record and I've still
Speaker 14: got the record with all of the signatures of all
Speaker 14: the band members.
Speaker 3: That is such a great story. I love that story.
Speaker 3: It's brilliant.
Speaker 1: Maybe when Oasis come here they're sending doing no interviews,
Speaker 1: we should do and meet the band, please please leam
Speaker 1: and know can we meet the band? LENI in a
Speaker 1: great story. Thank you very much for sharing that about
Speaker 1: mister Walpole. Thank you have a great day anyway, Laura,
Speaker 1: and good morning. Good morning, Lauren, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: So who's the teacher mister Cutler?
Speaker 15: He should definitely be in Hall of Fame Grade six
Speaker 15: on the Oval is Sindicut Speedway car board his car
Speaker 15: to school doing burnout from the over.
Speaker 1: Only in Australia Hall of Fame. Mister Cutler, meet mister Beta.
Speaker 1: No really that is his name. Instant legendslaters.
Speaker 3: I think you do no wrong after that.
Speaker 1: Now you can't, Laura, that's incredible.
Speaker 3: I love that. Yeah, Lauren, that's a great one. Thank
Speaker 3: you very much. You give us a call. You have
Speaker 3: a good day.
Speaker 17: You have a great day.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Ashley.
Speaker 1: Good bye bye, Ashley, good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 18: Good morning guys.
Speaker 1: Here game, Yeah we're good actually, So who's the teacher
Speaker 1: that deserves to go into a teacher Hall of Fame?
Speaker 18: Student teacher, mister Schubert. He come along to help us
Speaker 18: with our school play, the musical. We just finished worked
Speaker 18: on it for months, finished the finish all stuff, and
Speaker 18: so we decided to go down to the pub just
Speaker 18: to quench our our nerves before a full dress rehearsal.
Speaker 18: So we got Dan I had a great time come back,
Speaker 18: and he forgot all his lines, forgot everything, forgot everything
Speaker 18: he had to do basically and full dress rehearsal in
Speaker 18: front of all the teachers and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 18: And it's so funny thinking about it, but he definitely
Speaker 18: has to go into all of time.
Speaker 4: So he the teacher took you to the pub.
Speaker 7: Yes, your student teacher.
Speaker 18: Fantastic, fantastic, God, yeah you say that, Yeah, yeah, what
Speaker 18: a legend.
Speaker 1: Another round him, so we got the player carrying old
Speaker 1: shoemy back to school. God, he really quenched his nerves,
Speaker 1: didn't he absolutely very much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's in rehab now.
Speaker 1: Actually, buddy cool, thank you very much. All right, who
Speaker 1: else is going into our Hall of fame?
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast.
Speaker 1: Looking for your teacher Hall of Fame nominations, and then
Speaker 1: after morning we'll be into what are the odds your
Speaker 1: stories of coincidence and chance. On thirteen fifty five, twenty two,
Speaker 1: Christian I went to Q High School or big celebrity
Speaker 1: went there. That's right, he's now magician, an amateur one
Speaker 1: beatle jack, beatle Jack beat Jack. That's your alumni isn't it.
Speaker 4: I did go to Q High School.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to nominate miss Vulp. She was so
Speaker 1: incredibly stirm and had a solid telling your voice. But
Speaker 1: she was very fair most of mortally. She believed in
Speaker 1: us kids when we didn't believe in ourselves. She'd always
Speaker 1: back up the students and sport them. Even though I
Speaker 1: got a few detentions thanks to her, I always respected.
Speaker 1: I was devastating when she passed away due to her
Speaker 1: varyingcounts a few years ago.
Speaker 3: But I'd love to have a chance to say what
Speaker 3: a great teacher she was.
Speaker 1: That's lovely, Thank you very much you said that about
Speaker 1: Miss Vulp of Miss Hugh High School.
Speaker 4: Miss Vulpy, she was my favorite.
Speaker 3: Oh no way? And what was she? Lovely?
Speaker 4: She was lovely. I do remember getting a few detentions.
Speaker 1: From Yes, tough affair, tough affair. She's a great teacher,
Speaker 1: Miss Vulpy. Right, Okay, she's definitely got to go in. Jay,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Oh my name is Joy, Good morning, Jay,
Speaker 1: and tell us about your Hall of Fame nomination for
Speaker 1: a teacher.
Speaker 7: So I like a lot of pet Marlein Phillips, a
Speaker 7: teacher at a very secondary college. He used to teach
Speaker 7: automotive and pretty much I went on to be an
Speaker 7: automotive takena sure of myself because of that. I had
Speaker 7: a bit of a rough school time and he always
Speaker 7: at the time for me and any when that came
Speaker 7: to him.
Speaker 1: Well, lovely, sounds like an amazing teacher they make that
Speaker 1: can make such a big impact in his lives, can't they.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I would like to. I lost contact with him
Speaker 7: after I left school. I would like to be contact
Speaker 7: with him. I had to do that.
Speaker 1: But you know, if any you could call up a
Speaker 1: radio show Jay, tell us again, what was the school,
Speaker 1: what years and the name of the teacher, and then
Speaker 1: you never know who might be listening to the show.
Speaker 7: Martin Phillips was domind Valley's secondary college, Donald Craig in
Speaker 7: the year between two thousand and ten.
Speaker 17: I don't know.
Speaker 7: He used to live on and Wornald, Glenn, but after
Speaker 7: that I lost context.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, let's pick up Philip, Martin Phillips, then
Speaker 1: Don Valley. Yeah, yep, great, Okay, Well you never know
Speaker 1: who might be listening right now, who might know him, Jay,
Speaker 1: So hopefully we can reunite the pair of you.
Speaker 3: I'd love to do that by the end of the week.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, it did good to be here to catch up.
Speaker 7: Will see let him know that I didn't.
Speaker 1: It's so bad, all right, Jay, thanks for calling him?
Speaker 7: Oh right, thank you.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show, Go on podcast Friends, it is time
Speaker 1: for this week's edition of what are the odds?
Speaker 2: Believe it or not?
Speaker 18: What are the odds?
Speaker 1: You gotta beshing me like? Were you with Cheryl who
Speaker 1: married a hun? Who works with the Cheryl who married
Speaker 1: Ahn as well? Every Wednesday on the Christian O'Connell Show
Speaker 1: on the One and Only Gold will it for your
Speaker 1: stories of coincidence and chance?
Speaker 12: I was singing flick my hair back, check my nails
Speaker 12: I've slicked on the radio and that same song was
Speaker 12: on and the girls went feeling good as hell.
Speaker 19: My first husband happened to be born on the first
Speaker 19: of the first seventy one at Essendon Hospital. I divorced
Speaker 19: him and met a new feller.
Speaker 15: Ten years later he was.
Speaker 19: Born on the first of the first seventy one at
Speaker 19: Essendon Hospital as well.
Speaker 12: Traveling around Victorian wine country is my.
Speaker 4: Father in law.
Speaker 12: A while ago, the guy who was a winemaker was
Speaker 12: serving us. He used to be a carpenter. Turned out
Speaker 12: that he was a carpenter who made the rowing boat
Speaker 12: that my father in law rowed in the nineteen fifty
Speaker 12: six Olympics and won a bronze medal.
Speaker 3: In What are the Odds? I don't know, do you?
Speaker 1: Thirteen fifty five twenty two, called the odds line Right now,
Speaker 1: we still haven't given away midweek in the show. Right now,
Speaker 1: we still haven't given away are one thousand dollars that
Speaker 1: we give away every single week for our call of
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Speaker 1: you win that one thousand dollars could go with your
Speaker 1: coincidence story in the next twenty minutes. Thirteen fifty five
Speaker 1: twenty two, Tina Turner, Now eight minutes past eight, Good.
Speaker 2: Morning, Christian O'Connell show, go on.
Speaker 1: Podcast lines over and now your stories of Cohen incidents
Speaker 1: and chants for this week's What are the Odds? Now?
Speaker 3: You said you got one today?
Speaker 4: I do. I got a letter in the mail last
Speaker 4: week saying that I need to renew my driver's license photograph,
Speaker 4: and then in the same week an email that says
Speaker 4: I have to renew my passport photo.
Speaker 1: I want you to be really as with me when
Speaker 1: people calling and you whispered to me dullard. If someone
Speaker 1: called you with that, what would you be saying to
Speaker 1: me right now?
Speaker 4: Is that the end of the story, because I would
Speaker 4: assume that there.
Speaker 1: Was too believable. However, this is incredible. What are the odds?
Speaker 1: From Michelle? Get ready to travel across the world.
Speaker 4: I'd love to.
Speaker 1: Christian and I have a very random coincidence story which
Speaker 1: still amazes me. In my twenties, I lived in London
Speaker 1: for many isn't it heaps of traveling. When I was
Speaker 1: in Thailand, I was on local bus. Behind me there
Speaker 1: was a couple from New Zealand, where I'm originally from.
Speaker 1: I ended up having a chat with the Kiwi guy,
Speaker 1: who said he was also.
Speaker 3: Living in London.
Speaker 1: Turns out we had a couple of mutual acquaintances. Then
Speaker 1: a few weeks later I was in a London nightclub
Speaker 1: and the Kiwi guy from the bus was suddenly dancing
Speaker 1: next to me. A few more weeks later, I went
Speaker 1: to the Tomato festival in Spain. I've been to Latomatina
Speaker 1: and a random guy asked if I could take a
Speaker 1: photo of him in his mates. The Kiwi guy was
Speaker 1: one of the mates in the photo show. Wow. A
Speaker 1: few few more weeks later, I went back to New
Speaker 1: Zealand to visit family. I couldn't believe it. Kiwi guy
Speaker 1: was at the same bar as me. This is incredible.
Speaker 1: What are the odds I have seen the same bus
Speaker 1: and in four different countries. Wow, Michelle, this is massive.
Speaker 5: This is like the universe saying they need to be together. Yes,
Speaker 5: don't you think?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: I do agree with you.
Speaker 1: It's a meg Ryan and Tom has story. What about this?
Speaker 3: Do you want to go to La Zoo?
Speaker 1: I would love to. Let's go. Christian my his grandson
Speaker 1: is a zookeeper and an animal park a few miles
Speaker 1: away from where he lives. Today, he popped in on
Speaker 1: his way to football practice and said something really weird
Speaker 1: happened on the way home today.
Speaker 3: Odds warning. Here's what happened.
Speaker 1: Jake. Jake was nearly home from work and stopped at
Speaker 1: the petrol station just up the road from his house.
Speaker 1: He was getting back into the calm after paying when
Speaker 1: a police car pulled up behind him. The officer got
Speaker 1: out his car and recognized the logo on Jake's T
Speaker 1: shirt called him over.
Speaker 3: His wife and children.
Speaker 1: Had been at the animal park earlier and said that
Speaker 1: his wife had sent the husband the police officer, photos
Speaker 1: of the lovely time they're all having together. One of
Speaker 1: the photos was of Jake showing some of the animals
Speaker 1: to the officer's family.
Speaker 3: What are.
Speaker 1: Hey, don't you dare?
Speaker 3: Story about two photos? Asking for I d wake me up?
Speaker 3: When September end's green Day.
Speaker 4: I think we all expected though, with the start of that, well,
Speaker 4: there was going to be some animal based one, like.
Speaker 1: A line, an animal based one. He's an animal handler
Speaker 1: like that missed though.
Speaker 3: Tracy, Good morning, Tracy, good.
Speaker 1: Morning, good morning.
Speaker 19: Here are you going?
Speaker 3: Okay? Tracy, I'm very good. So what are the odds?
Speaker 3: What's your story?
Speaker 12: I have a brother named Gleen Campbell, and as I
Speaker 12: got older and got married, I ended up with a
Speaker 12: brother in law called Gwen Campbell. And my brother in
Speaker 12: law went to Perth and became unwell and went to
Speaker 12: hospital that he kept him in for observations and had
Speaker 12: him in one of the old COVID units which had
Speaker 12: two rooms in that ward. He's sitting with his wife,
Speaker 12: and nurse came in and said, hey, Glenn, your wife's
Speaker 12: sated visit. He said, actually, this is my wife, the
Speaker 12: one sitting next to me, and she said no, no, no,
Speaker 12: she's at the counter. He said, no, it's not my wife.
Speaker 12: So my sister in law said, hang on a minute,
Speaker 12: is there another Gleen Campbell here by chance? And then
Speaker 12: she said, I checked the chart.
Speaker 3: She said, actually there, My god, it's a rhinestone cowboy himself.
Speaker 12: I know they're everywhere. So she went next door and said,
Speaker 12: excuse me, but do you have a sister named Tracy?
Speaker 12: Said he Why do you ask? She said, because we'rey lady.
Speaker 12: He said, I don't think so she said, yes, she's
Speaker 12: married my brother. So we had jiggling Campbell's both in
Speaker 12: Perth in a remote part of the hospital at the
Speaker 12: exact same time. One brother in law.
Speaker 1: That is some connective tissues going on there. That is amazing. Tracy,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much your story, No brother, no good day?
Speaker 1: Is this the nine kids in Geelong? I'm so excited
Speaker 1: with this vo one team. Get Rachel on next. That
Speaker 1: for sect me story, If that's true, is a whole
Speaker 1: new peak for this feature. Kathy, take us to Geelong.
Speaker 17: Hello, I live in I grew up in nor Lyin
Speaker 17: in the same street. We had two families. There was
Speaker 17: nine children in each family. We were all born in
Speaker 17: the same gender order, we're all within twelve months of age,
Speaker 17: and we're both Catholic families.
Speaker 1: Of course, rhythm methods great. Quite a lot of large families.
Speaker 1: You go to wine and they're very big families.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 17: What't much to do in the sixteen No, you're right.
Speaker 3: No, iPhone is what a great formal contraception? So, Kathy.
Speaker 1: So it's two families on the same street, just so
Speaker 1: I get this claim right, Two families on the same street.
Speaker 1: Each family has nine kids, yes, all in the same
Speaker 1: gender order, yes, and essentially the same age.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 17: Yes. And the last the last child on both families
Speaker 17: was an afterthought with a big.
Speaker 3: That's phone in. Are you an after thought?
Speaker 1: After Thursday? So lovely?
Speaker 4: At least they can bond over one.
Speaker 1: Least I can hear on the radio whole city. No,
Speaker 1: I think I recognize your name even after thought. Aren't
Speaker 1: you fail? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that one, did you? Kathy?
Speaker 14: All right?
Speaker 1: Halfway through a cigarette? Kathy, thank you very much your
Speaker 1: cool hashtag?
Speaker 2: Joe On Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Good Morning, Christian. A friend of mine was listened to
Speaker 1: your show this morning. My late sister, Kathy Volpi was
Speaker 1: mentioned in your Teacher's Hall of Fame at around five
Speaker 1: to eight, a teacher at Kew High School. If there's
Speaker 1: anyway can I can have a listen? Do you have
Speaker 1: show recordings available online at all, Pauline, We do yet,
Speaker 1: they're called podcast. But however, I will I'll get the
Speaker 1: break and I will gladly send it to you in
Speaker 1: the next couple of hours. I'm sure you'd be very
Speaker 1: moved by one of our listeners who remembered your late
Speaker 1: awesome sister as a great teacher, as did Jack, who's
Speaker 1: doing the show right now. Yeah, Pauline, what a small work.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for emailing us, and we'll send
Speaker 1: it over to you in the next hour. All right,
Speaker 1: So we've got a few more stories in eight twenty
Speaker 1: eight your what are the odds? Your stories of coincidence
Speaker 1: and chance?
Speaker 3: Rachel?
Speaker 1: Good morning, Rachel, Good morning, How are you? I'm good Rachel.
Speaker 1: Now I'm very excited about your story.
Speaker 3: Off you go.
Speaker 7: He yes, the odds.
Speaker 13: So my first husband and my second husband had ever
Speaker 13: effected me on the same day at the same plate.
Speaker 1: Now was organized by you?
Speaker 14: Was it?
Speaker 20: Like you?
Speaker 1: For one Monday.
Speaker 17: No, it wasn't.
Speaker 13: It wasn't.
Speaker 1: How do you know this, You've got to be honest.
Speaker 1: How do you know that these two dates are those
Speaker 1: dates you put them in your diary? No.
Speaker 13: So I met my obviously I was divorced. I met
Speaker 13: my new partner and as you do, your chat about
Speaker 13: having more children, and he said, no, I've had an
Speaker 13: eectomy at dropped a snipping keebra the week before we met. Actually,
Speaker 13: so that was, you know, a bit of a sign
Speaker 13: to not have any more children. So then a few
Speaker 13: years later, my first husband came and dropped off the
Speaker 13: kids because it had had them for the weekend, and
Speaker 13: he said, I'm getting married, and oh, do you think
Speaker 13: you'll have more children? And he said no, I've had
Speaker 13: the slip. And I just jokingly I said, oh at
Speaker 13: doctor slipping keys, bruh. And he looked at me like, han,
Speaker 13: did you know that?
Speaker 1: And I go did you?
Speaker 13: And he goes yeah, And I go was it the
Speaker 13: fifteenth of March twenty fifteen And he goes, yeah, okay,
Speaker 13: you and my partner had affected me on the same
Speaker 13: day at the same place with the same doctor.
Speaker 1: That's incredible. This is one of my favorite stories. We've
Speaker 1: had this, Rachel. I'm so glad that you hung on
Speaker 1: for comment.
Speaker 3: Is we need this story. We need this story.
Speaker 1: It's one for the ages.
Speaker 13: Having any more children ever.
Speaker 1: Again, shout out to doctor Snipping Keysbrough as well. Oh
Speaker 1: we get every single week. We're blessed. We've got these
Speaker 1: incredible stories, you know that affects all different areas of life.
Speaker 1: I never thought we'd get one about doctor snick of
Speaker 1: a sex click and two men.
Speaker 18: You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you much, Radio and the City, Thanks you, Rachel.
Speaker 1: Great story, Rachel, thank you very much for sharing.
Speaker 13: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: And now we got time for one more. Young Henry
Speaker 1: is calling from the school run. Good morning, Henry, Good
Speaker 1: morning Christian. So are you just about to get ready
Speaker 1: to go to school? Henry.
Speaker 20: Yeah, we're we're in a car park right now.
Speaker 1: Oh wow. And are you looking forward to school today, Henry?
Speaker 1: Or you're just trying to kill a bit of time
Speaker 1: by calling me?
Speaker 20: Yeah, probably killing a bit of time.
Speaker 1: It's okay, it's okay, and happy to hear your favorite
Speaker 1: waste of time, Henry.
Speaker 3: What's the story for its mate?
Speaker 20: My story is that on Monday I was playing soccer
Speaker 20: and then at soccer training, though there was hundreds of
Speaker 20: other kids and I got kicked in the face by
Speaker 20: a soccer ball. And it turns out who kicked that
Speaker 20: person who kicked me in the face was also called Henry.
Speaker 1: Wow two in general story the story of two Henry's.
Speaker 4: How's your face?
Speaker 1: Yeah it's okay.
Speaker 20: But at the time after I got kicked in the face, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know, it's they often do. Actually got to watch
Speaker 1: the old kicks in the face Henry. But I'm glad
Speaker 1: you're okay, but it's giving you this great story. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so biggie for Henry.
Speaker 3: Just a normal day for Henry.
Speaker 1: Well, Henry, what's that?
Speaker 20: It is a normal day for me.
Speaker 1: It is a normal day for all of us. Actually,
Speaker 1: Henry Weiss works as well as stories. Who are you
Speaker 1: you young nine year old Buddha? All right, Henry, off
Speaker 1: your truck to school? Thanks to calling the show bye
Speaker 1: bye bye bye now bye bye pleasure.
Speaker 3: Who have the other person? Whilst probably a mum.
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connall Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show, Today's time waste. The big thing you
Speaker 1: need to know is, thanks to Master Chef, one of
Speaker 1: you wins an amazing price fine hendred dollar dinner lunch
Speaker 1: on US five hundred dollar best restaurant vouncher. Could you
Speaker 1: make an epic Master Chef worthy meal in just twenty minutes? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I reckon I could actually What about it? Well the
Speaker 1: contestants do on Master Chef seven thirty tonight on Channel ten.
Speaker 1: Before we get into time wastter, some nonsense from producer Rea.
Speaker 1: The National Craving Report has revealed what most order cuisines
Speaker 1: are on Australia's food delivery services.
Speaker 3: Say me, now, buck right, just say that.
Speaker 4: What's the National crave Authority?
Speaker 1: Want this?
Speaker 3: Who works for the NCAA, the National Craving Authority?
Speaker 1: You got the National Security Agency in America? Yeah, we've
Speaker 1: got the NCAA, the National Cravy Agency. Make me laugh.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: So what do we think the top five dishes are?
Speaker 4: Pizza?
Speaker 3: Yeah, margaritea pizza number five? Well done?
Speaker 5: What about mackey days?
Speaker 3: Not on there?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 1: Time number two? I got to say these top fives.
Speaker 1: You're on FA this week, yes, yesterday? At number one,
Speaker 1: perhaps you want to play a long and fall asleep?
Speaker 1: Wake up?
Speaker 4: What else? Got a chicken?
Speaker 3: It's a number three?
Speaker 1: Promise you like it's a big high status game. The
Speaker 1: list you speaking, I need this n me again.
Speaker 5: She's like, let's look at your strike right, what's number four?
Speaker 1: Jack?
Speaker 3: We've done it. Pizza already said that.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, all three.
Speaker 5: What are we up to?
Speaker 1: Two?
Speaker 4: We haven't got number one?
Speaker 1: That's the big patsy.
Speaker 3: See if you can win back some self respective.
Speaker 5: Well we've covered curry.
Speaker 2: We what else?
Speaker 5: What about your Michael Chinese?
Speaker 3: Nowhere near?
Speaker 1: Think about what something you see in every suburb that
Speaker 1: they're open?
Speaker 20: Well?
Speaker 1: Did you do it?
Speaker 14: Did you get some.
Speaker 1: Teach truck to give you a little bit of hell
Speaker 1: and unpating you on the head?
Speaker 3: Slow kid?
Speaker 5: I don't like opering fish and chips because I go
Speaker 5: soggy from all the steam.
Speaker 3: I like the sogginess.
Speaker 1: Do y'all soak me up?
Speaker 5: I like all those little tiny crispy I just like
Speaker 5: a punnet.
Speaker 1: Of those have annet of the scraggly little bits.
Speaker 3: Spraggle me up?
Speaker 5: What's number one? I just was that number one? I thought, Well,
Speaker 5: we didn't do number two?
Speaker 3: Doesn't he got it?
Speaker 1: Pat time?
Speaker 3: I said, well done, that's at number two. What listen?
Speaker 1: We know you zone now eight thirty. But at least
Speaker 1: try and disguise it. Patter sleep now, No, okay, we're
Speaker 1: looking for your band foods today, musician foods Wu Tang
Speaker 1: clam Gold, Patty won't like this, but I do. Hootie
Speaker 1: and the Blowfish and Chips, madonnaa bab Gold, Peggy su
Speaker 1: pegg who's that singing? It's old spuddy holly.
Speaker 4: God song and Dad's number we do?
Speaker 1: Why not? And what about Burritoto Burri tooto? That silus gotcha?
Speaker 1: Jackie boy? What have you got soup dog?
Speaker 3: He's a busting cut for it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, gold Zen like effort, YUCKI minaj Oh, that's
Speaker 1: very good.
Speaker 3: Gold plus the.
Speaker 4: Peach Boys problems again, not hot on the craving authority,
Speaker 4: things to order home and the kids love Billie Eilish,
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and they love Billy Side Dish.
Speaker 1: Oh gold as well.
Speaker 3: All right, we're looking for your musician foods.
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Speaker 1: best one today we get you get five hundred on
Speaker 1: a meal voucher restaurant voucher, sorry, five nunture a restaurant vouchure.
Speaker 2: Thanks, to Mastership The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, and.
Speaker 1: She just don't whisper, so she thinks we've gone out
Speaker 1: all right, time waste, So trying to mark the time
Speaker 1: waste to Now this is where last half of the
Speaker 1: show we stay on point. We never just sort of
Speaker 1: played like a random sprinkler. Today, we're looking for your
Speaker 1: musician foods, Jackie Boy, you ready tomorrow. Let's do it
Speaker 1: best and show five hundred dollars a restaurant voucher thanks
Speaker 1: to Master Chef as Silver, Puss, Burnet's Fanning love the
Speaker 1: Burnet's No the Foe instead of the Who, Bronze, Frank
Speaker 1: Dim Sinatra Silver, so close to Daniel tom Katsu Stevens
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Speaker 1: Cassero Gold, Pianna Abdull Silver, You Beef forty, You Beef
Speaker 1: forty Gold, Fleetwood, Mac and Cheese Bronz. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Jack Post wrote that sort of thing.
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Speaker 1: Quattro Gold Sushi Quattro.
Speaker 3: Very good, Is that a Nette noise? I can tell
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Speaker 1: ramen Stein, these are outstanding, Well done, Brett Urban's another goal?
Speaker 1: Are we going to pick anyone for Weston Show?
Speaker 3: They're all best in show?
Speaker 1: Shane Sharpworld done for that, las Enya Yeah, silver plus Yeah, Elliot,
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