WEBVTT - #87 The Chief Would Like Some Of Your Oreos 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:03.760 Asked the question everyone wants hands in. How was the 0:00:03.760 --> 0:00:05.640 flesh light still boxed up? 0:00:05.680 --> 0:00:08.360 My guy, it's a lie. It isn't a lie. I promise. 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:12.800 I promise because I did have you on speaker phone 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:15.000 when I said to April, guess what Maddie J got me? 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:17.360 And she played it pretty cool like Q yeah. 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:19.720 On the phone, she was like, oh, that's so thoughtful. 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:20.880 She's like it's gonna be fun. 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:23.239 And then she pokes her head back and shoes to 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:24.680 let me catch you using that thing. 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:43.959 Now, welcome back to two notting dads. I'm Mattie Jay 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:46.800 and I'm Ash and this is a podcast all about 0:00:46.840 --> 0:00:51.199 parenting and flesh lights, the good, the bad, and the 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:54.080 flesh light. If you've come wanting any type of flesh 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:56.600 light advice, say because that is what. 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:58.680 That is what we talk about. Now. We're talking about 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:02.200 flesh lights and two flesh lighting dads and shit. 0:01:02.520 --> 0:01:05.480 That is like the two main topics of what we 0:01:05.520 --> 0:01:07.920 talk about. I can't tell if people enjoy the shit 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:10.560 chat or if they're like, oh god, it's another. 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:14.880 Someone was like, two grown men talking about shit is deplorable, 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:19.119 and I was like, I have a laugh, cockhead. 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:21.640 What else is there to talk about nothing. 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:25.400 Kids, shit a lot, We shit a lot. Oh yeah 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:29.200 that too. What's going on? What's happening? So what I what? 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:30.600 I I what I miss? 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:30.919 Well? 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:32.600 I feel like I see you every day now I 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:34.280 got nothing to talk. Let's just see different hour. 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:37.360 And we had what was it, ten days and not 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:38.040 seeing each other. 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.760 We did yes, which we get into we'll get into short. 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:45.920 Both of us were aching aching for some company about 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:49.160 aching and we're like, I did call you, I think 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:51.480 like stay seventy and I was like, anyway, I'm going 0:01:51.480 --> 0:01:52.920 to go, and you were like, don't edge. 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:54.720 Me like that. You ring me. 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:56.840 You'd call me and you'd be like hey about hey, 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:58.080 You're like, oh, I'm going to go, and I'm like 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:01.160 such a tea god. 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:03.360 I think I just wanted to win to you because 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:05.000 we ran out of Nappy's on the ship and I 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:06.840 just walked out fourteen sets of stairs and I was 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:09.680 like so hungover to because I did carry the night before. 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:15.240 And I was like, and You're like, don't dare ring 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:17.359 me up and edge me over the phones. 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:21.079 You call, I get comfy, I sit down, I strapped. 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:21.880 Pull your dick out. 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:24.600 Yeah, I sit there. And then you're like I can't 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:26.760 talk right now. I'm like, well, Jesus, I know what 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:27.200 you're doing. 0:02:27.560 --> 0:02:29.000 We'll playing sorry. 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:31.000 So we didn't talk about it last episode, but I 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:33.840 do want to know how the cruise went. Because we 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:36.040 went on a cruise for the first time together. You've 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:37.919 now ditched me. I know. 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:41.680 No, you you wanted to try and work more around Laura. 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:44.480 As the doting husband that you are, you'll do so, 0:02:45.080 --> 0:02:47.840 don't you dare throw me under the bathroom because you 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:49.960 were just doing something nice for you and your family. 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:52.960 Because you were like, hey, I'm thinking about taking this 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:56.520 two month cruise all throughout the Pacific, and I was like, oh, 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:58.639 I don't know if Laura's schedule allows for that, and 0:02:58.680 --> 0:02:59.000 you're like, so. 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:02.119 You are sorry. We wanted to do a longer one, 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:04.480 like and something in the cold weather here but warm 0:03:04.520 --> 0:03:05.360 weather somewhere. 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:07.520 Else, So sue me talk me through it. 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:09.880 I did it with my family and my mom and 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:12.720 my dad. And one thing I did realize I started 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:16.639 doing early on was because my mom was there, and 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:19.160 you probably do it with Laura too. When you're talking 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:21.240 to your kids, you refer to each other as mummy 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:23.280 and daddy. I started to do that with my mum. 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:25.720 I just called her mummy. A few times. 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:29.880 I started doing that as well, and I was like, 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:31.400 ah fuck. 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:33.400 And then of course my mom would not let me 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:35.320 live it down every time. My mom should be like, 0:03:35.400 --> 0:03:37.680 that's mummy to you, you. 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:39.520 Know, like posh English people say that. 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:43.960 I like mummy, Mama, Papa, Mom, John Ty and mummy. 0:03:44.520 --> 0:03:46.040 I said it the other day in the kitchen. I 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:49.960 was like, Mummy, what's the dinner. Laura was like, what 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:50.800 the hell was that? 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:53.840 And I was like, I mean early nothing. 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:55.160 We got stake tonight or what. 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:59.840 It was a really good trip was out to Vanawatu. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:01.040 Must be nice. 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:03.760 It was must it was very nice. Bit bumping on 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:05.520 the way out. But we left on the day that 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:07.960 the fairies were all shut because the swell was so big. 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:12.200 It was huge, it was massive, but we were because you. 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:15.360 Have what's it called the departure party. No, it's not that, yeah, 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:16.280 it's a sail away. 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:20.640 And it was. It was actually okay because can I. 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:23.040 Just say, for those people who have not been fortunate 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:25.320 enough to go on a cruise, at the moment you 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:29.279 leave port, they have a sail away party. Just everyone 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:30.560 gets really drunk on the deck. 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:32.760 Pretty much, but like the good thing was a sail 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:35.200 away takes place, you know when you're still in the 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:37.560 harbor pretty much, which is not because you go past 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:41.640 the bridge, the opera house, all the iconic Sydney Sydney 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:43.600 things which you know, and then we got out. It 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:45.600 was just a bit bumpy. Later on you're like, oh, 0:04:46.839 --> 0:04:50.560 like you're pissed. I was, but also you're definitely off 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:52.440 bumping into the wa and you don't have your sea 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:56.400 legs yet essentially. But yeah, it was a nice smooth 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:59.520 trip up and then you get to you get to 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:04.240 the island and which ones did We went to went 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:09.320 to well, no, No. Three islands in Manawatu. I can't 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:13.160 remember what it called. Port Villa was one mystery island 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:16.760 and I can't love me. I can't remember the first one. 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:20.120 Not critical, but the kids it's their second cruise this year, 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:23.240 so they acclimatized really quickly. The Kids Club is amazing. 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:24.880 If you've got kids and you want to ditchy kids 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:26.760 for like a trip, that is the place because they 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:29.520 they send you the every day, they send you the 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:31.760 schedule or what's going on, and the kids are frothing. 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:34.240 Do you remember we were on the last trip together, 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:37.679 and the first morning this is day two. The line 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:38.400 for kids clubs. 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:40.480 It wasn't like that, yeah, because. 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:42.400 Everybody was saying, this is not normally like this, but 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:44.880 we Yeah, it was like an hour wait to drop 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:46.360 your kids off. And I was like, oh god, I'm 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:47.000 just not going to bother. 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:49.240 We didn't bother, no, no. And it was only a 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:51.960 short trip that one. We got there registered pretty early, 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:55.400 pretty easy. It was actually very very easy compared to 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:57.240 the last one, which is good. So they've obviously improved 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:59.080 for that, so that's amazing. But we got to the 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:01.920 islands and it was hot. The first time we got 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:04.160 to It was kind of like being on a boat 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:05.680 for a few days and then getting off and you 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:08.200 pretty much walk straight into like a local market. It's 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:10.400 just them trying to see their crap, you know, as 0:06:10.440 --> 0:06:14.320 they do what they sell a lot of, like sarongs 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:16.960 and shit, did you buy anhym nah? That was like 0:06:17.000 --> 0:06:19.800 the first stop, which was it was a pretty average place. 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:21.440 To be completely honest with you, I'm not gonna lie. 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:23.240 It was nice. Like when he got round to like 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:25.080 where the main city is on that was like on. 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:27.480 Their harbor, not a big sarrong guy, not a big 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:30.040 sarrong guy, So you were like, what else have you got? 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:33.720 Like just laid on. Then we went to the next 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:35.960 island next day and it was raining and we had 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:37.800 a beach to a book. So that's no good either. 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:40.360 Nice great, but we made the most of it anyway, 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:41.159 Like Oscar run. 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:42.960 That's the video of April pissing in the water. 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:47.599 Yeah, that was great. That was a highlight. That was good. 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:49.400 And on that tour there was a little bit of 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:52.760 like the tour guy was really informative of like what's around, 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:54.840 what they do, what they grow, what they what do 0:06:54.880 --> 0:06:59.560 they they live coconuts and that, you know, the fruits 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:01.120 that are in and the stuff like that. 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:02.920 I please go on. 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:08.560 No, But the third trip we did, which is Mystery Island, 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:20.920 absolutely beautiful. It was pish, pish, picturesque. It was picturesque. 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:25.120 It was like, this is a tropical island. It was beautiful. 0:07:25.200 --> 0:07:29.200 Any wrongs, yes, wrongs still the wrongs, that's right. It 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:32.760 was the wrong weather. Yeah, but that day we had 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:35.840 a modern cultural tour booked and it was like the 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:37.120 nicest state. I was like, oh. 0:07:37.160 --> 0:07:40.360 Fuck fully, Like I just want to lay on the sand. Yeah, 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:42.880 that's what you can't tell. If you'd be a kind 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:45.760 of some baking, relaxing kind of gun now you know, 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:46.840 what do you like to do? 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:50.800 Surf? If I if I had, if I didn't have 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:52.480 a tour book, I would have tried to find someone 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:55.640 to take me surfing somewhere, trying to find something. But 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:58.000 we had the cultural tour as a group, all of us, 0:07:58.000 --> 0:08:00.400 my family and my parents lovely, and they take you 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:03.760 across to this island of like there's three tribes. There's 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:06.679 like a southern tribe and northern tribe and the central tribe. 0:08:06.720 --> 0:08:11.080 One of them is like French speaking because of the colonialism. 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:13.440 I'm not sure the right word. Not sure. I'm not 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:16.600 a history teacher. And then there's the north one, but 0:08:16.640 --> 0:08:18.240 the one they take you to the central one and 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:20.040 it's a beautiful place to got the little kids, a 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:22.640 little school, little church. I don't know if you've ever 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:25.480 taken two small children on a cultural tour. 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:29.800 I can't say I have. Actually, we were in Fiji 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:33.480 a little while ago and they did after like an 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:37.240 outdoor dinner followed by a show like but it was 0:08:37.320 --> 0:08:39.439 kind of entertaining. It was a bit scary, actually, the 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:41.600 kids petrified because they came out and they're like, oh, 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:44.160 like with breathing fire. 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:46.160 I don't know what I expected. I thought, I'll take 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:48.400 the kids on a cultural tour. Maybe it'll snap some 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:51.719 sense into these spoiled little kids. You know, we got there, 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:55.160 we were like walking through and you go to like 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:58.120 they take you up. There's like three stops on this tour. 0:08:58.240 --> 0:09:00.840 It's all walking, it's not far. And the first one 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:03.760 is about you know, their housing, how they live, and 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:06.520 then the food, how they forest, how they hunt, how 0:09:06.559 --> 0:09:09.520 they gather. And then there's the warrior side of thing 0:09:09.559 --> 0:09:11.880 where they back in the day when they had warriors 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:15.040 and they help fighting, fighting for land and blah blah 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:18.000 blah blah blah. So we enter and the first thing 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:20.199 you have to do is be accepted by the chief, 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:21.520 whether we're welcome or not. 0:09:21.960 --> 0:09:24.600 Can I ask, did anyone not get welcome? Was he like, 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:27.560 actually not today, Frank us as. 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:31.280 A group, thankfully. But anyway, we all sit down and 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:33.760 then the kids sit next to me and out of 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:34.520 the bush. 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:36.400 And you obviously got accepted by the chief. 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:39.080 Let me get there. Sorry, I apologize to stop interrupting 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:45.160 my story. Now we all sit down and out jumps 0:09:45.240 --> 0:09:47.920 the chief from the bush and the kids just go. 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:54.480 He's wielding a big fucking stick and it's like all 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:57.000 over us, and then someone's got the leader of our 0:09:57.000 --> 0:09:58.640 group has to go. We come in peace, like we 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:00.920 just want to learn, and he it's exception. 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:03.199 Oh, it's kind of out of the Show's got you. 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:03.960 It's the theater. 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:08.480 It's the theater. Anyway, that they're going through the different 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:12.080 ways that they build housing and stuff, and you know, 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:15.000 that's all pretty like straightforward. The kids are actually at 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:18.440 this point scared for their lives, so they're quite still. 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:22.280 Yeah, I can imagine Oscar gets freaked out by a cat, 0:10:22.320 --> 0:10:23.680 so I can only imagine what he was like with 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:25.360 the chief of a Vanuatu tribe. 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:27.640 Yes, he definitely calmed down. And then we move on 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:30.880 to the next station, which is how they hunt and 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:33.920 gather and the different foods that are grown and what 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:36.040 they do with it, how they cook and blah blah blah. 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:39.480 But before we left the ship, we were low on snacks, 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:42.480 so I went and got some snacks from the boat 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:47.520 convenience store. Anyway, we're sitting there, we're sitting there listening 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:51.760 to how they scrounged for food and Macon and Oscar 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:56.600 they're like, I'm hungry. So we're sitting there watching these 0:10:56.679 --> 0:11:00.800 little kids and these elders with their tree roots and stuff. 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:05.880 And you look over and my kids are eating aureos 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:09.240 and I was like, to averyone, I'm like, oh my god, 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:12.720 the fuck's going on here? Anyway, they've gone through the 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.360 oreos and we're still sitting there, and then we're into 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:19.680 the twisties. The kids are sitting there and then Macy 0:11:19.760 --> 0:11:22.240 starts going prove LIGI to white folks. I know. 0:11:23.520 --> 0:11:25.560 Kids are like, I'm so hungry, I know. 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:27.920 And they're sitting there and Macy's like walking around like 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:33.280 just just completely unaware, completely oblivious to the fact that 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:35.839 these kids are trying to eat tree roots and like 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:39.840 leaves and they're like spinach. So there's that. That's the first. 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:42.760 This is a great sign. They're obviously not paying attention 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:46.800 anymore whatsoever. They're in the dirt, they're chasing the chickens around. 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:47.800 Which is kind of nice. 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:50.839 They were just caught. They were just running a mark and. 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:52.360 They were ores and twisters in hand. 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:55.600 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And then we move on 0:11:55.679 --> 0:12:00.000 to the weapons. So you go on to like the warriors, 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:02.480 tribesmen and what you know, they used to fight for 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:04.200 their land and blah blah blah. And they're showing the 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:08.480 different types of weapons and Macy's there going watch TV. 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:15.200 She's having a meltdown because she wants to watch TV. 0:12:15.520 --> 0:12:18.800 And we're on this island with no power, nothing, running around, 0:12:18.840 --> 0:12:21.520 chickens running around, this guy wielding an axe and he's 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:26.160 She's like, watch TV. I want to watch TV. And 0:12:26.280 --> 0:12:27.520 like everyone's like. 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:31.120 Stop immersing these kids in an amazing culture. 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:34.360 I know. We eventually were like this relaxed, like we 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:38.079 got her back attention when the more warriors came outside, 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:40.360 yet like a little bit more entertained. But they got 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:42.240 a little bit heavy because they were talking about in 0:12:42.280 --> 0:12:44.760 the older days when what they used to do and 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:46.319 they used to go they used to fight a lot 0:12:46.360 --> 0:12:50.520 for land, but with warriors, like obviously you know they 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:54.760 have wives and or whatever. But the only way that 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:58.760 really another tribe could obtain that land is the blood 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:01.400 spill of a woman. So they started to talk about 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:04.120 the warriors and go to war for their land. But 0:13:04.200 --> 0:13:08.080 if your husband died, okay, then your tribe, not the 0:13:08.120 --> 0:13:12.000 other tribe, would actually kill the wife. Oh god, but 0:13:12.040 --> 0:13:15.840 then they went on to graphically show which is super 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:17.600 interesting for an adult for. 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:18.160 A four year old. 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:20.560 We're midway through them trying to explain how they killed 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:28.160 the woman and Macy chokes on a twisty and she's. 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:31.040 Like and they're like, yeah, just like. 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:36.319 So the reason the reason they do that is so 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:39.320 that they spill the blood not the rival tribe, so 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:43.040 they can't actually claim that land, but they graphically did it. 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:50.200 And then Macy's in the corner just like anyway, then 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:52.960 they started to do they started to do their traditional 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:55.240 song and dance, which really got Mazie up a gun 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:59.480 because they were doing it and I missed filming it. 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:01.280 I wish i'd fucking god, I'm so sorry. 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:03.559 She was like dead body. 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:06.360 Ever, they're like doing like what they do after they 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:14.880 kill the woman. Anyway, the cultural tour trip with the. 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:16.280 Many kids on that trip or. 0:14:16.400 --> 0:14:22.080 None, this is mine. Anyway, that finished up, which it 0:14:22.160 --> 0:14:24.280 was really informant. I actually had a really good time 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:27.520 and like we were walking back out and which was 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:29.640 a really cool part. This is a really cool part 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:32.160 and the kids really love this part because the school, 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:34.480 the little kids school was at lunch and they were 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:36.720 all out on the oval, playing with the balls and 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:38.880 soccer and stuff. So me and Oscar and Mazie are 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.760 running around with these kids and like they were these 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:43.560 kids were I was kicking the ball really high in 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:46.800 the air and they're like whoa. And Oscar was just 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:49.800 like fucking loving it, like running around with all these kids. 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:52.640 But it was like, you know, a nice little end 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:56.120 to that little cultural tour because the rest of it 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:58.640 was completely wasted on them. They were just paying no 0:14:58.760 --> 0:15:00.680 attention to how lucky they've got it. 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:03.360 I do. I do think, and especially now because there's 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:06.520 so many people over in Europe, for example, with young kids. 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:10.400 I'm like, do you think these kids will remember any 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:11.480 of it? Do you think? 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:15.840 I no, do you know? I think maybe at Oscar's 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:19.400 age he might little snippet if he's yeah, I think 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:23.240 because this is now to when we were kids, things 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:26.840 are way more documented now, totally like phones, bang bang 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:28.920 bang bank bank. You could probably jog that memory over 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:30.440 the next ten years and keep it and. 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:31.080 That'll be nice. 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:33.120 That will be nice. It would be a nice moment 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:36.080 for here. He was frothing on these kids, like kicking 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:36.800 a ball around. 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:38.040 Dad be a hero. 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:40.440 I was a hero to these kids. They now have 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:41.160 a statue of me. 0:15:41.280 --> 0:15:42.760 You have a great boot on you. 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:43.960 Thank you. They have a statue. 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:45.640 Did you tell them you're Waally Lewis. 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:51.600 I'm professional, definitely not. But that was a good part 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:52.920 of it, yeah, But the rest of it was like, 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:54.560 oh God, why did I take these kids on the 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:57.560 culture because I think I had expectation and I was like, 0:15:57.600 --> 0:15:59.680 I'm going to get these kids to appreciate what they have. 0:16:00.320 --> 0:16:03.800 Didn't work at all, but you know, maybe down the 0:16:03.800 --> 0:16:06.440 track I'll try again. But anyway, we get back to 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:09.120 the boat and it was that night actually we had 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:11.280 a bit of a scare just to change the mood 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:14.440 a little bit. Right now, As you know, Oscar has 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:17.520 before had croup. Yeah, he had a little bit of 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:20.640 a cough like later on at night, and well that 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:24.400 fuck like a bit of cough medicine or whatever to 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:25.280 try and. 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:29.160 For anyone who doesn't know what creep is, ash take 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:31.120 it away. 0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:35.080 Explain not a doctor essentially is it. Yeah, but it 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:38.240 restricts the airway. So three o'clock in the morning. At 0:16:38.280 --> 0:16:41.520 three o'clock in the morning, Oscar starts to suffocate and 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:46.480 he cannot breathe whatsoever. There's nothing you can really do 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:50.160 other than they can give you us some steroids in hospital. 0:16:50.200 --> 0:16:51.680 But I'm on a cruise op in the middle of 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:54.320 the ocean. They do have the facilities, yeah, but we 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:56.760 were like, the other thing you can do is steam 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:59.200 really helps. So at three point thirty in the morning, 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:04.200 Oscar has stopped breathing essentially, and it was really scary. 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:06.720 This was the scariest one we've had. We've had it before. 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:10.480 He's getting worked up, April's getting worked up, Macy's up 0:17:10.680 --> 0:17:14.320 as well. Now I'm trying to just keep everyone calm 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:17.200 because them being getting worked up, he's not helping him 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:19.480 trying to breathe. So I've kicked April out of the 0:17:19.520 --> 0:17:22.159 bathroom and I just get out, shut the door with 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:25.960 Oscar in there, turn the shower on as full ball 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:27.399 hot as we can to steam it. 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:28.840 They say steam's good for. 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:31.439 The thirty minutes we sat in therefore, and eventually got 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:32.840 him to be able to breathe properly. 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:35.040 And you came out looking quite trum as well. 0:17:35.040 --> 0:17:40.760 Oh, I've jacked Reddit, but it was like the worst 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:44.119 place you could possibly yeah, because it's like I don't know, 0:17:44.200 --> 0:17:45.640 I knew they have a medical. 0:17:45.320 --> 0:17:49.520 Centergyicol, did you. 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:50.240 No, do you know what? I felt like I had 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:53.160 it under control, I felt, I said, once I kicked 0:17:53.160 --> 0:17:55.320 April out, and I was like to Oscar, you need 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:59.280 to concentrate on me very closely. You're working up. Let's 0:17:59.280 --> 0:18:03.320 just start with some breaths because he's like he's only skinny, 0:18:03.520 --> 0:18:06.680 sucking his whole like doing his absolute best to try 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:10.080 and breathe. And then eventually you can sort of hear 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:12.919 him being able to breathe a bit more. But it 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:16.800 was a real mission to get me to stop and 0:18:16.840 --> 0:18:19.320 be like, hey, bring him back to me every time, 0:18:19.320 --> 0:18:21.200 because he was like gett into his head, like he's 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:23.560 not getting any better. But this was, Yeah, it was 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:27.320 definitely the scariest one I've had where I thought he 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:30.960 was going to die at one point, and like, obviously 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:36.240 we're both pretty triggered. And like the morning when like 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:41.280 we managed to get him breathing again and then we 0:18:41.560 --> 0:18:43.439 sort of sat with him for a few hours. We 0:18:43.440 --> 0:18:46.520 actually all fell asleep again, thank god, and then woke 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:48.159 up and I think April and I like sort of 0:18:48.160 --> 0:18:50.399 debriefed on him. We're like, fuck, both a little bit 0:18:50.400 --> 0:18:54.399 triggered by it. Yeah, and like we thought like, you know, 0:18:54.840 --> 0:18:56.560 there's not a whole lot you can do until they 0:18:56.600 --> 0:19:00.199 grow out of it, apparently, but that sort of bit, 0:19:00.240 --> 0:19:02.560 it took a bit of a turn. Did the trip 0:19:02.600 --> 0:19:04.639 with a few days to go, got a roller coaster. 0:19:04.760 --> 0:19:07.240 It was a roller coaster, yeah yeah. And then he 0:19:07.320 --> 0:19:08.960 still had a bit of a nasty cough the next day, 0:19:08.960 --> 0:19:11.000 so he just laid really low in the cabin because 0:19:11.119 --> 0:19:12.520