Speaker 1: Radio. You know, we like to play the weird shit
Speaker 1: we hear on radio between the host and caller. So
Speaker 1: today we're talking about the good old radio quiz okay.
Speaker 2: Which I do on my show, A quiz on radio.
Speaker 2: If you're not in the industry, because we are in radio,
Speaker 2: it is it's just.
Speaker 1: Man's blaying quizzes to people who aren't in radio. We
Speaker 1: know a quiz is.
Speaker 2: No, but every radio show does a quiz. Jones and
Speaker 2: to man to do a quiz, don't seven mag seven.
Speaker 2: I do the last quiz of the.
Speaker 1: Day, and sometimes they make it hard because there's a
Speaker 1: lot of money on the line, are a big prize,
Speaker 1: but sometimes they're super easy because it's like the prize
Speaker 1: is nothing major.
Speaker 3: Right, correct, correct?
Speaker 1: But I think you'll find even easy quizzes people stuff up. Okay,
Speaker 1: So first I'm going to show you on my face.
Speaker 1: This happened on two C eight, you know, the old
Speaker 1: people music station.
Speaker 4: In Sydney, Love it It.
Speaker 1: This caller was trying to win. I think it was
Speaker 1: a CD nothing major, and they clearly had no one
Speaker 1: else lined up because he really persisted with this one
Speaker 1: woman who got stuck on a very simple question.
Speaker 5: Here he's twenty minutes plus five o'clock in these two
Speaker 5: c h Ian Rogerson here with you on a very
Speaker 5: sunny Tuesday afternoon, and Jane Trupman joins us, how are you, Gene.
Speaker 1: I'm very well, Thank you, low Jane.
Speaker 5: I want to give you some CDs and all I
Speaker 5: need to do is for you to answer a question
Speaker 5: that's going to be, of course, in the thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Minute tomorrow morning.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 4: Which is the nearest star to Earth? Now?
Speaker 1: Now just interrupting for is that you guys know the answer?
Speaker 1: The nearest star to Earth?
Speaker 3: He is the Sun.
Speaker 1: There we go, okay. I was just making sure that
Speaker 1: it was obvious to everyone. It's the Sun. It's the
Speaker 1: one you can freaking see all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just the biggest thing.
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't obvious, Jean.
Speaker 4: Now think about it, Jane. Which is the nearest star
Speaker 4: to Earth?
Speaker 2: The Moon?
Speaker 4: A star, star star? Think about it. It's it's up there.
Speaker 3: I can see it right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, what are you thinking to be?
Speaker 5: It's it's it's very warm that star that's keeping us
Speaker 5: warm at the moment, Jean.
Speaker 4: Not a star, not a planet. We're looking at it
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 5: It rise, it rises, in the morning and sets in
Speaker 5: the evening.
Speaker 1: Are the evening Star.
Speaker 4: No, we're not going to get to give up the sun.
Speaker 6: Oh there you are tonight.
Speaker 4: You have genius, certainly have. I'm going to send you
Speaker 4: a CD.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Okay, have a great har.
Speaker 3: You should get surprised for getting it wrong.
Speaker 1: I know she's still got the prize even though she
Speaker 1: said the moon the evening the evening Star just made
Speaker 1: that up.
Speaker 3: Hold.
Speaker 2: But you know what, when you're on air, when you're live,
Speaker 2: the pressure is different. You freaking out as in the caller,
Speaker 2: not as the host. The callers freak out like there's
Speaker 2: no tomorrow. The amount of callers I get, they get staged, right.
Speaker 2: They're great off the air when I'm prepping them and
Speaker 2: are you ready for the Queens? Oh, they're pumped, but
Speaker 2: you can get them on air? Oh my god, they crumble.
Speaker 1: What happens do they? Is it just the knowledge that
Speaker 1: it's live and the stage. Whatever they say.
Speaker 3: Is to wear.
Speaker 2: Also, they're talking to the host, not as much with me,
Speaker 2: but when you have Kyle Jackie oh, or you're talking
Speaker 2: to a Jones in Amanda or a big table or
Speaker 2: Mitch and Mitch they go to peace, they just melt.
Speaker 2: I see Sam's finger quivering over the button.
Speaker 3: Now I really like you guys, exactly right.
Speaker 7: There was one call on Jonesy and Amanda and the
Speaker 7: question was something about name an Australian city something something something,
Speaker 7: and they kept giving clues and then Jones was like,
Speaker 7: please just name any city. She couldn't name a city.
Speaker 3: Oh you're kidding.
Speaker 1: Oh God, God, lover her. She's like Brenda Barroling. It
Speaker 1: starts making things up like you.
Speaker 7: She's like brain freeze.
Speaker 2: I'm doing a quiz on my show currently, Little Marsex
Speaker 2: are sponsoring the show out in Sony Music.
Speaker 1: That's good of him supporting fellow gays.
Speaker 3: Very sweet. And we're doing Little Muck. We're doing a
Speaker 3: little ars x y Z, which is a spelling bee.
Speaker 2: And I thought, I'm going to trick the first ever
Speaker 2: person and I'm going to make the first word tiger.
Speaker 3: So the first word was tiger.
Speaker 2: But I said to them, you have one question you
Speaker 2: can ask me, and one question only in the spelling bee,
Speaker 2: and that is to use it in a sentence. Use
Speaker 2: your lifelines wisely, Jenna good evening, spell tiger, all right,
Speaker 2: t I g E wrong.
Speaker 1: Next call hoology in a sentence.
Speaker 3: Oh glad you asked my favorite rapper is Tiger?
Speaker 4: Are you bitch? You know that?
Speaker 1: Jenna Mitch called me the other night and he goes,
Speaker 1: what should I what's the word I can use for
Speaker 1: this spelling bee? I called you and I said anti disestablishmentarianism,
Speaker 1: and he goes, that's too hard. But you fucked someone
Speaker 1: over with the wrong time.
Speaker 3: It was for five hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Too, poor thing, God lover.
Speaker 7: I want to what she was thinking.
Speaker 1: No, that's how you spell time.
Speaker 3: Not wrong.
Speaker 1: Now the next one, Sam, you might have actually heard this.
Speaker 1: He used to work at Triple M. This question is
Speaker 1: even easier. So it happened on Triple M and they
Speaker 1: were giving away a motorbike, I believe. And now all
Speaker 1: you had to do to get in the drawers answer
Speaker 1: a very easy question about the band ac DC.
Speaker 5: Here's what happened, So the Harley Davis and A eighty
Speaker 5: three sports it's all thanks to A C d c's
Speaker 5: new ovel, Stiff Upper Lip and Phraser motorcycles.
Speaker 4: Okay, hello trouble m Yeah, Hi, Hello? What's your name?
Speaker 6: Mark?
Speaker 4: Good a Mark? How you doing?
Speaker 6: Not too foul?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 4: Listen Mark Are you an A C D C fan?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you have a motorcycle license?
Speaker 1: No, but I'll get one if a winner. Okay, Well
Speaker 1: I'm gonna win it.
Speaker 4: You're gonna when it's gonna win.
Speaker 3: I like that confidence.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, we're gonna ask you a question, maybe before
Speaker 1: we can put you in the barrel. Okay, spell A
Speaker 1: C D C A D A C.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna ask you again, how.
Speaker 4: Do you spell A C D C.
Speaker 6: A D A C.
Speaker 7: Mark?
Speaker 4: One more time? Make spell A C DC.
Speaker 3: Sill you in a minute, Marcus Mark?
Speaker 4: Mark? Mark? Yeah, yes, A spell A C D C
Speaker 4: as for A A D D C A d.
Speaker 6: H. I'm getting this.
Speaker 4: You are? Mark?
Speaker 6: Just fell a C D C H A C D
Speaker 6: c acco sound sie A c DC?
Speaker 2: Just say that a CD ye?
Speaker 1: Mark?
Speaker 4: Wasn't that hard? Okay?
Speaker 1: Mark?
Speaker 3: Not only that, We're going to give you.
Speaker 4: A copy of your favorite ac DC album? Do you
Speaker 4: have a favorite copy?
Speaker 1: Anything good?
Speaker 6: That is?
Speaker 3: That just sounds set up?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Do you reckon?
Speaker 3: It was just too funny. It was too good.
Speaker 5: I can confirm one really real?
Speaker 1: Were you actually there when it happened? It sounded very old.
Speaker 1: It's it's one of the like Hall of Fame things
Speaker 1: for Triple M.
Speaker 3: They're very proud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Paul Bustard, you know what, he was probably dyslexic
Speaker 2: because you just see, it makes all your words get
Speaker 2: jumbled around.
Speaker 3: You can't spell.
Speaker 1: That's true. I didn't even think of that. Now I
Speaker 1: feel bad. No, it's all you had to do was
Speaker 1: say the band's name a C D C.
Speaker 3: But that's the thing.
Speaker 2: When someone says a C DC, you don't think it's
Speaker 2: a word like a like a s E E D
Speaker 2: E E s e E, you know.
Speaker 1: Like a Yeah, right, I'm with you, Thank god. I
Speaker 1: struggled to keep up with It's hard to be But anyway,
Speaker 1: these people struggled to answer rather easy trick questions, and
Speaker 1: we thought, okay, who is the most intelligent, university educated
Speaker 1: bitch on our team? The answer is Jenna. So we're
Speaker 1: going to hit you with a couple of what I
Speaker 1: think easy trick question See if you hoiity toity educator
Speaker 1: type can figure it out. Which is there any quiz
Speaker 1: music or something you can get me?
Speaker 2: I mean I can get why don't you use the
Speaker 2: quiz music I used for my show Last Quiz of
Speaker 2: the Day.
Speaker 1: I thought something a little bit more old school, like
Speaker 1: you know that.
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 1: Is it jeopardy or something?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What about this?
Speaker 7: This?
Speaker 2: This is nice?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: This work all right? Jenna, I'm scared. Yes, what gets
Speaker 1: wetter the more it dries? Now, come on, Jane, come on.
Speaker 7: What gets better the more it dries?
Speaker 3: Frank think about her?
Speaker 1: Maybe we should do a bloody twenty second on the
Speaker 1: clock thing fucking day.
Speaker 3: You know you've got fifteen seconds, I'd say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bring up your fancy countdown sound effects whitcher. What
Speaker 1: gets wetter the more it dries?
Speaker 4: Hit us?
Speaker 1: Oh, she looks like she's got a microra.
Speaker 3: Now let's take a guess.
Speaker 1: Her eyebrows and foreidda all screwed up. She's got no idea.
Speaker 1: It's a towel. A towel. The more you use it
Speaker 1: to drive something, it gets wetter.
Speaker 3: Get it all right? Next one, Mitchell, what.
Speaker 1: Word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Speaker 3: Incorrectly?
Speaker 4: She got that?
Speaker 7: Run?
Speaker 3: Well done, our little genius.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's not our tick.
Speaker 3: No, it's not that.
Speaker 1: Where's the indgem tick?
Speaker 3: Because I'm on the show page too many.
Speaker 1: Minutes forget about it?
Speaker 3: All right, Next one, next one, all right.
Speaker 1: This one's in your wheelhouse. The end of the answer.
Speaker 1: If I drink, I die, If I eat, I'm fine.
Speaker 1: What am I?
Speaker 3: Would you be able to repeat it?
Speaker 1: Shut that thing up? Okay, you're ready. Yes, If I drink,
Speaker 1: I die. If I eat, I'm fine? What am I?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: A fire? You're an artinist.
Speaker 3: It was either a fire or mass murder.
Speaker 1: So could you like, maybe I'm a sorry to be selfish,
Speaker 1: but could you like think out loud because the silence
Speaker 1: is very deafening. No, it's just you know, I can
Speaker 1: see you.
Speaker 7: It's going on in my head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should see her. It's like her eyebrows are
Speaker 1: trying to meet each other her forehead. It's very strange.
Speaker 2: It's like someone's got a lead pencil and they're slowly
Speaker 2: jabbing her on the knees. Yeah, all right, come on, Jenny,
Speaker 2: you can still win.
Speaker 1: That one out of three so far? Dumb us? All right,
Speaker 1: all right, come on, Jenny, you're the smartest one here.
Speaker 1: You should get this. This is a bit of a
Speaker 1: long one. Okay. Ready, If it takes eight men ten
Speaker 1: hours to build a wall, how long does it take
Speaker 1: four men.
Speaker 7: Ten hours? Did you say?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Five hours. Incorrect because the wall is already built.
Speaker 1: It takes no time.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't.
Speaker 1: The eight guys already made it, so while with the
Speaker 1: other four need to make another one.
Speaker 2: Come on, if you win this gener it's worth a
Speaker 2: thousand points and you'll win the whole competition a thousand.
Speaker 3: Points for what the contest like?
Speaker 1: Five my points? What are we talking?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Everyday rewards.
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 1: Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
Speaker 3: Get legal.
Speaker 1: For a man to marry his widowed sister?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: No, because he is dead. It would be quite hard
Speaker 1: to marry someone. Jenna's his widow's sister.
Speaker 3: He's dead, he's widow. But couldn't it be she's dead?
Speaker 7: I thought she's dead.
Speaker 1: No, his widow is the lover he left behind. Is
Speaker 1: it legal for a man to marry his widows sister?
Speaker 3: It can a man be widowed as well?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Maybe he's gay. I don't give a fuck. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: widow's sister. Yeah, sister. Don't questioned me on the trick questions.
Speaker 1: I didn't write them. That was a trick anyway. Jenna,
Speaker 1: it's nice to know that you're as stupid as us.
Speaker 3: I got one Wow, people freak out under pressure cases
Speaker 3: you can't even breathe?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: You should follow these idiots online? Search a couple of
Speaker 1: mitches