Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Happy Friday, Pats you two, good startler show and how
Speaker 2: are you? How was it a big night last night?
Speaker 2: Pat two?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no not at all, No, no, just in rewind,
Speaker 3: I think got to wake my voice.
Speaker 2: Up for the day. Can I just say a early
Speaker 2: Happy Mother's Day for this weekend?
Speaker 3: Thank you and to Sarah and Bianca also, I.
Speaker 2: Love Mother's Day. I love it being a day for
Speaker 2: my wife just to sort of get all the kudos
Speaker 2: that she deserves. You know, our girls are now obviously
Speaker 2: late in their teens, almost eighteen, almost twenty this year,
Speaker 2: so I think there's going to be tears from Sarah
Speaker 2: Mother's Day this year. Yeah, because it's all transitioning and shifting,
Speaker 2: even during the week. I was talking earlier the other
Speaker 2: day about how last weekend I found my wife crying,
Speaker 2: actually slumped on the floor. There's this cupboard in our
Speaker 2: house where all the art supplies have been for years
Speaker 2: and years. Years. They came with the summer UK and
Speaker 2: so so many years of our memories you have for
Speaker 2: them and making all the mess, the giggling and the
Speaker 2: after Now suddenly it's just there it's like a museum
Speaker 2: and my wife is crying. I'm thinking, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: she's crying last weekend and find them Mother's Day this weekend.
Speaker 2: It's all shifting. You're even you're now transitioning, You've still
Speaker 2: got years ahead. It is shifting.
Speaker 3: It's shifting. She's a teenager now, and now it's just.
Speaker 2: I'm actually nervous about this weekend.
Speaker 3: Are you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, because it could be if laos A moves
Speaker 4: out to university next year.
Speaker 2: We keep it on the up. At the moment we
Speaker 2: have it's a no, yeah, we all know this. It
Speaker 2: is going to be the last year. Lois has already said,
Speaker 2: can't wait to move out on That is great. We've
Speaker 2: done a great job as parents. They go around the
Speaker 2: corner and oh god, it's just us. It's just us.
Speaker 3: You refined, refine yourselves again, don't you. It's like, okay,
Speaker 3: it's just the two of us.
Speaker 4: Now you're both saying that like it's a bad thing.
Speaker 4: You could maybe look at it. It's like, it's the
Speaker 4: two of us again.
Speaker 2: How what hobby together? It's from a banjo club. Let's
Speaker 2: bring the articles and we do google gabout thirty years
Speaker 2: until one of us die a happy mother's name. Enjoy
Speaker 2: the ride this weekend, everybody, And are you ready for beanchor?
Speaker 2: Because obviously your mom Now it's obviously getting stuff ready
Speaker 2: because Gordy is too young to I can't.
Speaker 4: Say too much because listens to the show, would hate
Speaker 4: to give away anything.
Speaker 2: But she's today's winter on the time where so she's
Speaker 2: off to the Langham Hotel.
Speaker 4: Congratulations, I got a shame we've already given away call
Speaker 4: the week.
Speaker 2: That was my big idea for now I have to
Speaker 2: go to back up plan. You've got something nice plan.
Speaker 2: I do have something nice plan now. I'm very happy
Speaker 2: that I did earlier in the week as well. Him
Speaker 2: and Gordon did.
Speaker 4: Oh, yes as well?
Speaker 2: Lovely And what else you up to this weekend? What
Speaker 2: are you doing Chackie boy?
Speaker 4: Well, before that, my brother and I were going to
Speaker 4: take Gordy and his son camping overnight tonight for my
Speaker 4: brother's birthday. But last minute we're going into an airbnb
Speaker 4: because it's just too cold at the moment.
Speaker 3: And it's going to rain this week.
Speaker 2: Yes, is it?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 2: I have no idea. After a lovely long summer, no
Speaker 2: one gets into Maine. This is it? Get the caravan,
Speaker 2: let's go camping.
Speaker 4: I know, and Gordy's never been camping before, so I
Speaker 4: didn't think it was the best time to take him.
Speaker 2: With raining well done, it could.
Speaker 3: Be quite miserable. You don't want to make him never
Speaker 3: want to go again, like you want to make instead
Speaker 3: of experience, because.
Speaker 4: That's a good idea then, But I have fond memories
Speaker 4: of camping with my dad when I was growing up,
Speaker 4: and I want to give that to Gordy. But I
Speaker 4: don't want to start straightaway.
Speaker 2: I always always see those amazing videos that Hamli's Blake
Speaker 2: puts up where he takes Sonny camping. It's unbelievable that
Speaker 2: experience Sonny gets. I want Hamid's Blake to take him.
Speaker 2: I never got to do that. You don't go camping
Speaker 2: in the UK, it's not it's not pleasure base to
Speaker 2: go camping. When I see those videos, I wish I
Speaker 2: was Sonny Aime's son. Yes, look amazing.
Speaker 4: He was one of the people I asked, is it
Speaker 4: too young to take Gordy camping at the moment he
Speaker 4: said yes, don't just simulate camping in your backyard maybe
Speaker 4: at two years old, and then wait till he's hold it. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 4: I was trying to bite off too much more than
Speaker 4: I can do, so.
Speaker 2: B and B. Wow, we really get that rural experience
Speaker 2: in their BnB. Look God, and this is how you
Speaker 2: have to forage for the Wi Fi co.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Let's do double thumbs up. This is where me, Chack
Speaker 2: and Pants talk about the things we're into at the moment. Pats,
Speaker 2: what have you loved this week?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well I do have to give some love because this Sunday,
Speaker 3: being Mother's Day, is the Mother's Day Classic at Alexandra
Speaker 3: Gardens and the Tan, which is a massive charity like
Speaker 3: it's their major major charity fundraiser for the year, and
Speaker 3: this year is the first time that the funds raised
Speaker 3: are going to ivarian cancer as well as breast cancer.
Speaker 3: It's not too late to register. You can do a
Speaker 3: four to eight or a twelve k walk all run.
Speaker 3: You remember seeing it on the TV on the news
Speaker 3: on Mother's Day. It's where everyone don's pink being the
Speaker 3: breast cancer color, and turns out in support for people
Speaker 3: who are battling breast cancer or perhaps they've lost to
Speaker 3: breast cancer. It's such an amazing job they do, so
Speaker 3: not too late to register. Go just to their website.
Speaker 3: Mother's Day Classic. Fifty seven Australian women are diagnosed daily
Speaker 3: with breast cancer and Overian I don't know, Aul, it's
Speaker 3: too high. And ovarian cancer is the tenth most common
Speaker 3: cancer in women in Australia. So that's the Mother's Day
Speaker 3: Classic this Sunday. And the other thing I've been burning
Speaker 3: through this week is Hack season three.
Speaker 2: We watched the first two episodes. It's brilliant. Really, it's
Speaker 2: such a great show.
Speaker 3: So many good reviews. I think it's better than the
Speaker 3: first two seasons, and there's already early talk about a fourth.
Speaker 3: And Jean Smart is amazing.
Speaker 2: I mean I only became aware she was she was
Speaker 2: in the mayor of Kingstown. She's incredible in that. I
Speaker 2: haven't seen much of us stuff before, but she is
Speaker 2: incredible in this.
Speaker 3: She really and she looks amazing too.
Speaker 2: This very cool, very funny.
Speaker 3: She is cool. She's very funny. Season three And that's
Speaker 3: on Stan.
Speaker 2: All right, what who are you into this week? Jackie boy?
Speaker 4: All right, let's talk about Baby Reindeer on Netflix.
Speaker 2: Now I'm warned off this, right, I know that guy
Speaker 2: who goad I know his story and the one man show.
Speaker 4: Don't tell me too much about it because I'm only
Speaker 4: halfway through games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I've been warned off watching it for being
Speaker 2: too dark, because it is a.
Speaker 4: True story and it's creepy. It's the creepiest thing I've
Speaker 4: watched all year. But you can't stop watching it. I'll
Speaker 4: tell you if you want something that you.
Speaker 2: People don't know. This is a true life story. And
Speaker 2: he did a one man show about this awful stalker
Speaker 2: and now it's this he's playing himself in. Is he the.
Speaker 4: Guy god god Jack? No, that's him.
Speaker 3: Oh takes it to a whole new level.
Speaker 2: For now knowing that it's chilling all the whole thing
Speaker 2: is so creepy. Yes, yeah, wow, Yeah, it's how good?
Speaker 2: Is it like? Have you watched any event? No?
Speaker 4: No, okay, but I'm the more ha people to go
Speaker 4: and don't because they on story. Yes, it makes you
Speaker 4: want it and you'll you'll. Yeah, told me about it.
Speaker 4: I had no idea what to expect.
Speaker 2: She didn't store. It's him. He directs, certainly stars, and
Speaker 2: he did a one man play based on this thing
Speaker 2: that happened to him. With that with the Stalker, I
Speaker 2: read a big article yesterday by Stephen King praising how
Speaker 2: great the show was. Well, it's amazing. If you want
Speaker 2: that's the master of horror. I knows him with the
Speaker 2: great she says, his favorite thing you've seen on TV
Speaker 2: in years, because it's so it's.
Speaker 4: But so well done, and you if you want something
Speaker 4: to binge, you'll want to watch the next episode. That's
Speaker 4: Baby Reindeer on Netflix. Then another Netflix one was the
Speaker 4: the Roast of Tom Brady. Now, don't usually love the
Speaker 4: roasts because the iridea is just comedians get up and
Speaker 4: they're as brutal as they can possibly.
Speaker 2: It's actually hard to watch the time because really mean,
Speaker 2: you got professional killer comedians who've got jokes that are
Speaker 2: aimed to do any one thing which is destroying her.
Speaker 4: But a friend of our was on this one, Nicky Glazer,
Speaker 4: and she's such a great comedian that we wanted to
Speaker 4: watch her bit and it was just so funny.
Speaker 2: She's become one of the breakout stars. She's been trending
Speaker 2: for the last two days. Her set on it is incredible.
Speaker 4: If you if you just love it for what it is,
Speaker 4: the I mean, it's some of the worst stuff you
Speaker 4: ever here. Said about people. But if you look at
Speaker 4: it as it's just a game, and the game they're
Speaker 4: playing is brutal as possible.
Speaker 2: You know. Look, Tom Brady is a billionaire, he is
Speaker 2: going to be okay, but it's it's three hours long.
Speaker 2: Her set is amazing. Then there's another American comedian called
Speaker 2: Tony Hinchcliff. I've watched twice because there's so many it's
Speaker 2: I would say it's the most unpc thing I've seen
Speaker 2: on Netflix. I know you're going to go Ricky Gervas
Speaker 2: and Jimmy Carr. No, no, no, it's beyond that. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: it actually is. It's fairly believable.
Speaker 4: At times, it's shocking, but some of the stuff is
Speaker 4: just so funny. If you want to properly laugh out loud,
Speaker 4: watch watch the Tom Brady Roast.
Speaker 2: That's on Netflix.
Speaker 1: Look Christian Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We'll be asking you knock off Friday, What time are
Speaker 2: you knocking off today? And what is the highlight for
Speaker 2: you this weekend? What are you up to? A couple
Speaker 2: of things that I've enjoyed the we finally finished Red
Speaker 2: Eye on stan I have to say the last two
Speaker 2: episodes some of the best thrilling TV i've ever seen.
Speaker 2: I was watching it with my daughter Lois, And you know,
Speaker 2: sometimes you see a genuinely great plot twist that you
Speaker 2: actually did not see coming. Love that often you go, ah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you saw that an episode one. Ah, yeah, this one,
Speaker 2: we're like, oh my god, oh my god. Well, you
Speaker 2: actually just want to go that's such a great idea.
Speaker 2: I've never seen that done before. And now there's so
Speaker 2: many great thrillers now. We live in a golden age
Speaker 2: of TV. There's so many TV shows that we talk
Speaker 2: about every week. You could stream in that, but I
Speaker 2: cannot recommend it enough. Red Eye is great. You'll just
Speaker 2: tear through it. It's on stand.
Speaker 4: We should do a phoner about the best twists of
Speaker 4: all time. I guess it would come with a heavy
Speaker 4: spoiler alert because any reion we falls in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when do you think is the if it's more
Speaker 2: than ten years old? Is going to talk about? I
Speaker 2: think it's ten years presumed Innocent the movie. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: an incredible one. Well, Primal Fear, Yes, Evan Norton, Yes,
Speaker 2: I forgot that one.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 2: The other thing I've really been enjoying as well. I'm
Speaker 2: a couple of episodes into it. Is Clarkson's Farm that's
Speaker 2: on Prime. I even saw the Hard to Please TV
Speaker 2: review at The Guardian this week gave it five at
Speaker 2: a five, which I didn't expect. The first two seasons
Speaker 2: I've really enjoyed, very funny. Jeremy Clarkson sort of quit TV,
Speaker 2: don't want to do it anymore, and he was stuff
Speaker 2: from a burnout. He just bought a load of land
Speaker 2: because he's made quite a lot money in TV, and
Speaker 2: then he suddenly found that he was getting so arranged
Speaker 2: of what it's like to be a farmer these days,
Speaker 2: he decided to make a TV show about it. So
Speaker 2: it's been I've loved the last two seasons, but this
Speaker 2: third season is unbelievable. It's very funny, but actually now
Speaker 2: it's become a serious thing where Jeremy is actually talking
Speaker 2: about issues of how hard it is to be a
Speaker 2: farmer these days. And my brother law was a farmer
Speaker 2: and it's his favorite TV show. But Jeremy Clarkson is
Speaker 2: extremely funny. It's really really funny. But now actually I
Speaker 2: think he's gone from being this will be a fun project,
Speaker 2: but now actually he is actually really getting involved in
Speaker 2: the running of the farm and the first season, he
Speaker 2: was like trying to sort of be quite hands off
Speaker 2: about raising pigs and abous did they die or they
Speaker 2: have to go away to be sold and killed? And
Speaker 2: you could see what was getting a bit emotional. Something
Speaker 2: happens in episode four. In fact, two days ago on
Speaker 2: the show, one of our callers, Katie, talked about how
Speaker 2: Heartbreaking was one of the most moving bits of TV
Speaker 2: that I've seen for years. I think it's because it's
Speaker 2: Jeremy Clarkson and you're like, my god, he's really breaking
Speaker 2: down here, and and you're actually sobbing. You can't believe
Speaker 2: you're crying with jessup with Jeremy Clarkson.
Speaker 4: I had no idea that's what the show's about, because
Speaker 4: when you scroll past it and you see it come up,
Speaker 4: you think he's going to be feeding cheap for an hour,
Speaker 4: and you're no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: No no, He's out there like fourteen hours a day.
Speaker 2: He's changed his life. He's been doing this for the
Speaker 2: last three years. He's even set up his own farm
Speaker 2: shop and so like that. It's a real it's such
Speaker 2: a great and you don't need to watch the other two.
Speaker 2: Go back and watch it if you want, But the
Speaker 2: third season is the best one. It's brilliant. They do
Speaker 2: a recap at the beginning. You get it all. But
Speaker 2: I would just jump straight to the third season. It's
Speaker 2: on hours in Prime. I cannot recommend it enough at
Speaker 2: the moment you love it.
Speaker 1: Clarkson's Farm, Christian know Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Sometimes Sport and just ruin your night out. I speak
Speaker 2: as ADS fan, obviously, let's just forget about the results
Speaker 2: last night and the score. What is Grandmother Ham? What?
Speaker 2: What's well? What I know is that the big johnber
Speaker 2: Trump last night? You know, every time they got a goal,
Speaker 2: when I mean they got to go, I mean Carton, Uh,
Speaker 2: it would go like Cole's skulls and then suddenly it
Speaker 2: was like with Grandmother Ham. Never heard and I have
Speaker 2: never heard of it. And I don't know whether YouTube.
Speaker 2: Do you know about Grandmother Ham? At of it? Like
Speaker 2: a level to Batucky. I don't know about Grandmother. So
Speaker 2: do you know Pats? If you don't know, Pats is
Speaker 2: like the Canarian and the line shaft isn't it? Is
Speaker 2: it a cut of ham like a grandmother's thigh? Or
Speaker 2: is it a brand? Does anyone out there know Caitlin's
Speaker 2: got a hand up like an excitable pupil, that star pupil,
Speaker 2: you know, bouncing on the chair, please please up please.
Speaker 5: Grandmother Ham is like the fanciest of Hams, so high
Speaker 5: and ham.
Speaker 2: Why but why the grandmother title doesn't denote that.
Speaker 3: To be honest, I don't know.
Speaker 5: But my partner's Maltese and they've only ever had grandmother
Speaker 5: hand because it is, without a doubt the best slice.
Speaker 2: Thank god I mentioned this, the Maltese connections. What does
Speaker 2: a Maltese partner got to do with grandmother hand? And
Speaker 2: also when is grandmother like the top tier of anything?
Speaker 2: Oh you're going to be You're not in the penthouse,
Speaker 2: You're in their grandmother's street. The grandmother ham.
Speaker 4: I just love the image of somebody taking finger food
Speaker 4: around an event and they go, is that grandmother? I'm
Speaker 4: a Maltese, so I won't accept anything less, anything less?
Speaker 4: What about granddad?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, it's going to be grandmother hand.
Speaker 4: Does it mean that the pig is aged more like
Speaker 4: turn into a grandmother? No, because they're like aging a
Speaker 4: fine wine or like.
Speaker 2: The Spanish stud where they kill the meats. Grandmother age
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, she's already aged. You kind of aged grandmother.
Speaker 2: The grandmother is aged, but you never heard of it.
Speaker 3: Pats Never Where do you get it, Caitlin? Is it
Speaker 3: it just? I mean you can get it at Cale's.
Speaker 5: I get it from Suckers, which is a really fancy
Speaker 5: Uh what's it called like shop?
Speaker 7: I don't know, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah it has if you've got to Tatsy, what's it
Speaker 2: called like shop? You ain't fancy and you shouldn't be
Speaker 2: going in there. Oh God, looks ladies. What's it called
Speaker 2: them shop? The place with the door and windows and
Speaker 2: a structure around it so fancy? From tween heads? Is that?
Speaker 2: Is it a shop? You call that? Whatever that is?
Speaker 2: We get it from there?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 2: Lines are open now nine four one four one o
Speaker 2: four three? What time are you knocking off today? And
Speaker 2: what is the highlight of your weekend? Men? Who works
Speaker 2: on the show? I wonder if there's any other mums
Speaker 2: that are doing this. She's doing Mother's Day tomorrow because her
Speaker 2: husband works on the soun so they've got to do
Speaker 2: a premature. They're doing PRIs oh a Mother's a Sunday priests,
Speaker 2: they're doing it tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Well, at least restaurants and cafes should be.
Speaker 2: Very very quiet tomorrow.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Shane Hall, Christian Tower. Jacket's never too late
Speaker 2: to take his sun camping. I took my daughter camping
Speaker 2: when she was just two weeks old. Oh wow, just
Speaker 2: cast your mind back to what it was like when
Speaker 2: a well Audie was two weeks old, or younger woman
Speaker 2: was just two weeks old. It's chaos.
Speaker 4: No part of me at that point of raising a child.
Speaker 4: I think let's make this more challenges.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, let's built temporary housing and accommodation into this. Poles,
Speaker 2: canopies and cooking sat on the cold ground two weeks old.
Speaker 2: She's now twenty three and loves camping.
Speaker 4: I amn't looking forward to doing it. But just watching
Speaker 4: the rain rollin, I'm so glad that we're not intense
Speaker 4: to know.
Speaker 2: Here's a weird thing. Right, So I did about the
Speaker 2: weather's weekend. Perhaps it works be raining all weekend and
Speaker 2: it's that strange Conor's not rain at the moment, isn't
Speaker 2: It's like bs rain's spray plus Yes, that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it's like nineteen degrees. It's like warm rain. It's
Speaker 2: very Melbourne, warm rain, Morning Christian, Jack and Pats. We
Speaker 2: use Nona Ham, which is but Tocki's version of grandmother Ham.
Speaker 2: Who knew this was like a battle of the nonnas,
Speaker 2: Grandmother Ham versus Nona Ham. All right, what time you
Speaker 2: knocking off today? We do a knock off Friday. We
Speaker 2: ask you tell me knocking off today? And then one
Speaker 2: of it's a high night for you this weekend. Emma,
Speaker 2: good morning. You know about grandmother Ham?
Speaker 9: I do Good morning Christians, so you can already get
Speaker 9: that cold has already been fire. It costs a bomb,
Speaker 9: and it's called grandmother Ham. I reckon, I'm making this up.
Speaker 2: They harvest it. It's from their necks. It's actually human
Speaker 2: grandmother flesh from.
Speaker 9: Because only anyone you will have to be over fifty
Speaker 9: five to know this. Call it tastes like Ham used
Speaker 9: to when when we're little kids.
Speaker 2: Good thing? Do you mean I'm spam Ham?
Speaker 9: Or no? Gosh, no, no, no, no, not that gosh.
Speaker 9: It's just the best Ham on the planet. And I
Speaker 9: said to my husband yesterday, can you go and get
Speaker 9: me some grandmother Hams? And he said to me, what's that?
Speaker 9: That's not what's that? And I said, it's proper Ham,
Speaker 9: and you can hardly get it cold. I said, you
Speaker 9: get six flights, yeah, proper and he said, yeah, I'll
Speaker 9: get it for you. And he got six slices that
Speaker 9: he came and he said that was ten dollars six
Speaker 9: and slices, very very soon slices. But you taste it,
Speaker 9: it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: I'm going to have to go and try some of
Speaker 2: this scramble am. I might get this as a Mother's
Speaker 2: Day gift for my wife, some nice cup of slices.
Speaker 4: What did Ham used to take taste like back in
Speaker 4: the day? That doesn't taste like now?
Speaker 2: Great question.
Speaker 9: I don't know it's but that's what I mean. You
Speaker 9: have to be old to actually go. When you taste it,
Speaker 9: you go, oh my god.
Speaker 2: This takes me back to I'm so because I literally
Speaker 2: when I was at the g yesterday, everyone around me
Speaker 2: they kept seeing this grandmother hammer and I could do
Speaker 2: just people going, do you know what?
Speaker 9: Well after days after today's ringing, no one will going
Speaker 9: to be trending.
Speaker 2: Within half an hour, It's going to be trending. This
Speaker 2: is a very influential show. It's been trending within half
Speaker 2: an hour.
Speaker 9: It's huge in Brighton and two Rack.
Speaker 2: I bet it is at those prices, three or four
Speaker 2: slices for a lot you enjoyed. Take your time with
Speaker 2: that hand, please chew every morsel.
Speaker 9: Also, Christian, I have to tell you for Mother's Day,
Speaker 9: I'm being given this Saturday night show to Saints Reject
Speaker 9: and I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: Oh I'll see you there. I'm going as well them
Speaker 2: perfect beautiful Jack.
Speaker 9: I listened to your one Christian. It was I read
Speaker 9: your book when it first came out. It was amazing.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 9: But your your session, your podcast with the boys was beautiful.
Speaker 2: Oh bless you. Yeah, it's an amazing show they do.
Speaker 2: And this is their last ever live show. This is it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I laugh and I cry. It's just Christy Swan,
Speaker 9: all of them are.
Speaker 10: Just so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going to be a fu show. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: their final last one this weekend. It'll be a big show. Actually, Yeah,
Speaker 2: where is the palais or where is it?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 9: That's a pillow. So Jack will see you at Rocco
Speaker 9: for dinner beforehand.
Speaker 4: Are you at the early there's an early show in
Speaker 4: the late show. Which one are you going to?
Speaker 10: Eight o'clock?
Speaker 2: Me too, I'm up late Saturday. Look it up by
Speaker 2: or grown up. Tell you what you take along with
Speaker 2: you bench stickers.
Speaker 9: No, we live in bom Beach and I heard someone calling,
Speaker 9: but I don't know where to get them from.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll bring something take them tomorrow. I want
Speaker 2: you out the front. You know there's always someone Dodgy. Well,
Speaker 2: you've got that girl on the air, right. You look
Speaker 2: like somebody is selling Dodgy tickets cold. Yeah, yeah for you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well Jack, tickets sitting perfect, cheap tickets sitting perfect.
Speaker 9: I'm going to call out for you, Jack. I'll find you.
Speaker 2: I look forward to that. Thank you, Emma, Thank you
Speaker 2: very much. You give me what's it cool?
Speaker 8: Have a good day, guys you Tara, Good morning Tara,
Speaker 8: Hi morning everybody.
Speaker 2: Tara. What's the head for you this weekend? What time
Speaker 2: are you knocking off today?
Speaker 10: As I'm knocking off at four point thirty and it's
Speaker 10: my first Mother's Day?
Speaker 12: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Oh, enjoy that. That's going to be a moment. You're
Speaker 2: looking forward to it?
Speaker 10: Yeah, really really excited. So my husband's planning everything. I
Speaker 10: have no idea what's happening.
Speaker 2: Your baby's very young, so before they can actually do anything.
Speaker 10: No, she's almost one. She'll be one in two weeks.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you got what a lovely couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Since you got your first birthday and then you got
Speaker 2: my first Mother's Day. Two big firsts.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a big it's a big month.
Speaker 2: And do you know what's going to be happening?
Speaker 10: No, nothing, no idea.
Speaker 2: What do you want to happen?
Speaker 10: A sleeping would be nice?
Speaker 2: So not camping is the text camping.
Speaker 12: A hot shower?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and some grandmother when you get out.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I've never I've never heard of it.
Speaker 2: Again. Now we're waking up to the brave new world
Speaker 2: where grandmother Ham has been around for ages. Wow, what
Speaker 2: a time to be alive. Tara, enjoy your first ever
Speaker 2: Mother's Day weekend. Okay, thank you everybody.
Speaker 10: Good day.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question you know, Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So last night I was at the g let's just
Speaker 2: forget about how that these didn't realize that the first
Speaker 2: three quarters they actually count. It's not just a one
Speaker 2: quarter game. The big takeaway from me last night because
Speaker 2: a lot of times seeing goals being flashed up on
Speaker 2: the JumboTron by Carlton, all the goals were sponsored by Carl's,
Speaker 2: but they were heavily promoting something called Grandmother Ham. And
Speaker 2: all I could hear around me whilst people were going
Speaker 2: grandmother Grandmother Ham is Now I'd never heard of it.
Speaker 2: I didn't know if it was a I'm up to
Speaker 2: speeding now after six years here in Australia, of like
Speaker 2: virtually a lot of stuff here, But I didn't know.
Speaker 2: And came this morning Pats and Jack they didn't know
Speaker 2: any about Grandmother Ham and then wearing a lot about
Speaker 2: Grandmother Ham. You've got a lot to say about Grandmother Ham. Christian.
Speaker 2: It is Grandmother Ham is the Ham of Hams. This
Speaker 2: is from Mark the story. The story story got it's
Speaker 2: got an origin story now the Marvel Universe. The story
Speaker 2: is that the recipe has passed down from generation to
Speaker 2: generating me. It's hat you kill, the spice it up.
Speaker 2: There you go. That's the end of the story. Christian
Speaker 2: Sem this morning on their breakfast show are giving away
Speaker 2: Grandmother Ham. Right listen, we're doing binstick because they're doing Ham.
Speaker 2: We're all doing our best right now. What a time
Speaker 2: to be alive, Christian, and we have been buying Grandmother
Speaker 2: Ham for years before Cols jumped on the bandwagon. You
Speaker 2: buy it from the delies. But what it is it
Speaker 2: it's a fully boned leg. This is a lot of
Speaker 2: information for someone the text out and there's no spelling here,
Speaker 2: mistakes siting. Thank you, a fully boned leg, hand trimmed
Speaker 2: and tied using nine meters of string. If you just
Speaker 2: cut and paste Wikipedia and checks the to me, the
Speaker 2: skin is left on then smoked over German Beach. There's
Speaker 2: one many awards including Best Christmas Ham. It is Australian
Speaker 2: made using the Australian pork. Linda, you a butcher. There's
Speaker 2: a lot of a lot of Christian Grandmother Ham. We
Speaker 2: used to work in a deli at QVM and sold
Speaker 2: Grandmother Ham. It's leg ham debone tied. We heard about
Speaker 2: that early from the other guy and cooked and we
Speaker 2: were told the name is owned. It's made, all made
Speaker 2: in Preston. It's handed down from generations. So much to
Speaker 2: say about grandmother. We need to get some on the show.
Speaker 2: I need to try some of this Grandmother Ham right
Speaker 2: this weekend that it's all about your mum's and coming
Speaker 2: up to the next twenty minutes on the show, we
Speaker 2: want to give shout outs to your mom.
Speaker 1: Shut out to my mom.
Speaker 13: You're my number one.
Speaker 1: You passed on Wisdom and food Nabbies, Food Nabbies on.
Speaker 14: Mo Yeah kay, Jay, you ain't the only show that
Speaker 14: can do some X rated stuff because we saved in
Speaker 14: the morning for fun, all right, Mama shouts out, text
Speaker 14: us on oh four.
Speaker 2: No, that's the old text number. No, that is a
Speaker 2: text one oh four seven five three one oh four three.
Speaker 2: Give us your mom's name and then in one line
Speaker 2: there is something amazing you can tell us about your
Speaker 2: mum for her shout out. Okay, we never do shout
Speaker 2: outs on the show. We're going to do it today
Speaker 2: a few moments because they're worth it. Maybe all of
Speaker 2: your Chris could text in for you, Patsy.
Speaker 3: Well, if they know what's good for them, they will.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: Can I shout out to my mom because thank you.
Speaker 11: My mom?
Speaker 3: Bev Jones, Mum, you're amazing. Mum was a nurse back
Speaker 3: in the late fifties and she has never It's something
Speaker 3: in their blood. Christ and your mum as well. You know,
Speaker 3: they just continually care for people, and she cares for
Speaker 3: my dad. She does an amazing job. She's eighty herself
Speaker 3: and she is unstoppable. She's a dynamo. So I hope
Speaker 3: you have a beautiful day.
Speaker 5: Mom.
Speaker 3: I'm looking forward to catching up with you, and we've
Speaker 3: got something really special because my god, you deserve it.
Speaker 3: You are so giving.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 4: It was so moving, sadly though more than one sentence,
Speaker 4: so we're going to.
Speaker 2: Have to strike it for the record. Just say Happy
Speaker 2: Mother's Day, bed Hi. So you know when you go
Speaker 2: online order flowers, say the miserable gets only let you
Speaker 2: put five characters. This is a printer joy, this gits
Speaker 2: all right, So shout out to your mom. What do
Speaker 2: you want us to say? Oh? Four seven five three
Speaker 2: one o four three. I got biaker and voucher for
Speaker 2: Mother's Day the other day.
Speaker 4: And beautiful the lady said, Now, do you want to
Speaker 4: fill out a message or do you want me to
Speaker 4: do one for you?
Speaker 2: How impersonal is that if she goes you actually let
Speaker 2: her do it, knowing you.
Speaker 4: Said no, I'll take it home and I'll write it myself.
Speaker 4: The fact that some guys are going in there and go, yeah,
Speaker 4: just write whatever you.
Speaker 2: Want, but write down with someone emotional or in contact
Speaker 2: with their emotions will put what would they what would
Speaker 2: that person say, For example.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Hey come on in Christian O'Connell's show, so big Day Sunday,
Speaker 2: Mother's Day right now that you can text me on
Speaker 2: oh four seven five three one oh four three and
Speaker 2: never do shout outs. Today we are for the first
Speaker 2: time ever actually to your mom. So just let us know.
Speaker 2: What do you want to say about your mum. We're
Speaker 2: calling it. Shout out to my mom. Shout out to
Speaker 2: my mom.
Speaker 14: You're my number one.
Speaker 13: You passed on wisdom and foot nappies, foot nappies on mom.
Speaker 2: After everything, your mum's dupra text me me. Look, ideally,
Speaker 2: have a bit more to say than just their name.
Speaker 2: Someone just texted me just like Sylvia. You've got nothing
Speaker 2: else to say. Said, Yes, Sylvia, you know you say something.
Speaker 2: You know, Sylvia. That's it. That's all you've got to
Speaker 2: say after everything, your mum stomp you just Sylvia. Shout
Speaker 2: out to my mom, Sylvia, Christian Shout out to my mum. Meryll.
Speaker 2: Now I'm gressing, it's not Meryl with an emes a B.
Speaker 2: So please also try and get the names right as well.
Speaker 2: Shout out to my mum. Meryl. I don't know. There
Speaker 2: might be MoMA out there called Meryl, but I think
Speaker 2: it's probably Beryl.
Speaker 1: Look, Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Text me if you want to do a shout out
Speaker 2: to your mom. Shout out to mom.
Speaker 14: Mom, you're my number one.
Speaker 2: You passed on Wisdom and nappies.
Speaker 13: Young Jack Post on the show would like to do
Speaker 13: one now for his mom. Happy Mother's Day to my mom, Jill.
Speaker 13: Welcome back from Japan. I look forward to seeing you soon.
Speaker 13: She just got back yesterday.
Speaker 2: You just heard you heard what Patsy did you? Welcome back.
Speaker 2: It's meant to be one. Welcome back.
Speaker 3: That's what you said to a colleague. Welcome back.
Speaker 2: So you're leaving, Malcolm, good luck with the new adventure yours,
Speaker 2: Jack Post, Hello mother, son Gordon, Every Mother's Day. It's
Speaker 2: some ham.
Speaker 3: You've got a great mom.
Speaker 6: You better passing money rash or son cut Jill aka mum, okay,
Speaker 6: alrighty mom, shout out.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Mama Roe Solana, best business owner at
Speaker 2: sixty Sylvia. They just had nothing else to say. A
Speaker 2: friend of Jack's turns out Meryl is Meryl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is MERYLSRL.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's Meryl's it's meryls Christian one hundred percent. It
Speaker 2: is Meryl. That's my mum. She explains her name in
Speaker 2: as in Meryl's streep. I love it if call in
Speaker 2: this morning. If you always have to say to somebody
Speaker 2: over the phone, as in if you've got a name,
Speaker 2: we always have to go, as in please let us
Speaker 2: know this morning A nine four one four one o
Speaker 2: four three like Meryl as in Meryl Street Robin Jones.
Speaker 2: The best mom in law I could ever asked for.
Speaker 2: That is lovely. That is a nice one. Shout out
Speaker 2: to my mummy mate, Judy Gordon. What's a mummy mate?
Speaker 2: For my wine? That's Rose, that's her the g yesterday
Speaker 2: she was I was getting the drinks and Nigo. What
Speaker 2: do you want? She goes on, could you ask what's
Speaker 2: the driest rose? To read the room? Read the room right,
Speaker 2: it's corn or whatever wine they've had open for a week.
Speaker 3: It's not a wine.
Speaker 2: Are you doing tastings? You're doing flights right now. That
Speaker 2: said also, we were the only two in d scars
Speaker 2: throughout the front of it. Hey, what do you think
Speaker 2: we're cliched? I'm not going what Rose? What year is that?
Speaker 2: What region is it from. I don't think that was
Speaker 2: a good year. Pass me the other rose. They've got
Speaker 2: a rose. You'll have that in that little plastic glass.
Speaker 2: That plastic glass by the way. And the medic the
Speaker 2: poor they give you. It's like that thing you get
Speaker 2: the dentists. Yeah, my god, the wine is gone to mum. Cassie,
Speaker 2: thanks for getting up early to make chocolate chip cookies.
Speaker 2: I'm forgetting rid of all my son's knits as well.
Speaker 2: That's love from Tashi. Uh can I answer Christian? Also
Speaker 2: to Robin best mam I could ever ask for. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much for these kiden coming people worlds. No,
Speaker 2: no to me, like, what are you mad? Did you
Speaker 2: hear what I did? It was like Martin Luther King,
Speaker 2: I have a dream.
Speaker 4: If you're sorry, if you thought this was more about
Speaker 4: my mum. And I was putting my hand up to
Speaker 4: ask can you get nits as an adult or are
Speaker 4: they for kids?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Absolutely you can.
Speaker 2: Someone My hair has been really itchy lately. You know
Speaker 2: where where this is going from. This is the beginning
Speaker 2: of it now, Gordon, I thought it was kids only. No,
Speaker 2: especially with that big old frieze throw of yours. I
Speaker 2: mean that is a super spreader you're going to have
Speaker 2: to get. You have to get that nick comb all right, shampoo.
Speaker 3: That shammapoo is shampoo.
Speaker 2: It's like t be worried. Yes, you're notice that you're
Speaker 2: going to spread it to us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want it.
Speaker 2: No, Well they can't jump all the way? Yes can they?
Speaker 9: Job?
Speaker 2: Well, the rims moved his chair away. Give you knit boy,
Speaker 2: nits school knits, knits knits you. Honestly, next couple of
Speaker 2: years you're going to get so many germs viruses. This
Speaker 2: is it. They're like little germ pits. Those schools you've
Speaker 2: got nits? Are you itching? Michie at the back of
Speaker 2: the ankle, will have it. You have to wash each
Speaker 2: other and leave it in about twenty minutes. We have
Speaker 2: to wash each other. Yea, no, no, I doubt it.
Speaker 2: I got it. You have to text your mum. When
Speaker 2: we heard the emotion that came earlier.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian, can you do a shout out to my mom?
Speaker 2: Please do it at eight am. Oh, I'll come back
Speaker 2: to this one. It's a good one. Almost up that
Speaker 2: we're what Jack said, Now, what a situation we have
Speaker 2: here in the studio a buzz of excitement because Jack
Speaker 2: Posts may have knits.
Speaker 4: I think you're I just have itchy hair, that's it.
Speaker 2: And your son Gordon now going to the little school.
Speaker 2: It's super spread of places there. You know, they can't
Speaker 2: help them. They get all these germs and bugs. They
Speaker 2: bring it home to you in the first thing. And
Speaker 2: this will be like it for the next ten years.
Speaker 2: You will have at least once a year the old
Speaker 2: nit come out and you and your wife will have knits.
Speaker 2: It spreads like wildfire, doesn't it, because it once one
Speaker 2: of you gets it, because you sleep together, they jump
Speaker 2: from head to head.
Speaker 4: I don't know why I thought my whole life that
Speaker 4: it was a thing that only children could get, like
Speaker 4: the chicken pox.
Speaker 3: No, and you know what you do with your bedding,
Speaker 3: if you should put your doner and your pillow, and
Speaker 3: I think this is crazy. No, no, no, in the freezer.
Speaker 3: You put it in the freezer to get rid of them.
Speaker 3: It kills them.
Speaker 2: Off because it's freezer.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, you need like one of those deep chest freezer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, have those killers all right, baby, Rainy,
Speaker 2: I mean listen, chest readers something grandparents or serial killers
Speaker 2: are Bundy add one, get the Bundy one.
Speaker 4: I can maybe get one pillow in there, I can't
Speaker 4: get the whole.
Speaker 2: Fooder in there.
Speaker 3: Knits will live in there little resort.
Speaker 2: So we I would say one hundred percent. If you're
Speaker 2: scratching the back, it's knits, not no, no, no, the
Speaker 2: knits are living in there. Christa's on the line. Good
Speaker 2: morning Christa.
Speaker 8: Yeah, hi, guys. I was a swimming instructor for many years,
Speaker 8: teaching preschoolers and and and kids from kinder and babies
Speaker 8: and knits can swim. What do you mean they can
Speaker 8: swim in the water. So if you're holding a child
Speaker 8: teaching them to swim, they can swim from them to you.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's terrify.
Speaker 8: It's all down here from.
Speaker 2: Here because this is how good Australia though is in
Speaker 2: the water. This is what you always do very well
Speaker 2: in the Olympics. Even your knicks are just so good.
Speaker 2: They just want a new lap lap lap lap. Well,
Speaker 2: I do swimming lessons with him every Saturday. No, that's
Speaker 2: what it is. In the coring won't kill these little buggers,
Speaker 2: they're so strong. So what's this? Why has our producer
Speaker 2: Kaitler then got cloves on. She's going to do a
Speaker 2: live examination now. She begged me, she begged me right
Speaker 2: to let her examine your head for nits.
Speaker 7: No, I just said, it's better if one of us
Speaker 7: goes down than all of us.
Speaker 2: Good idea.
Speaker 10: Have a look.
Speaker 2: W's not like we're not going to be on air
Speaker 2: Monday because there's been a knit outbreak on the Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: And you know even what you're looking for, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's very obvious, very clear.
Speaker 7: And they also have eggs that are.
Speaker 2: White and yeah, yeah, you see them. And you please
Speaker 2: to know that we are filming this for socials. This
Speaker 2: is great. Looks like he's at the barbers now.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, it's looking good.
Speaker 2: Oh no wait, no, no, no, come on, no no,
Speaker 2: no radio. But I'm not.
Speaker 7: I'm genuinely not.
Speaker 2: But there is Jack. How long have you work with her?
Speaker 2: She wouldn't do it for radio.
Speaker 7: I can see where you've been scratching, and it's very red.
Speaker 7: But what I can kind.
Speaker 2: Because you would see the eggs right down the base
Speaker 2: of the root, is.
Speaker 7: That an egg is a dandrous. I think it's dandrous.
Speaker 3: You'll know if it's an egg. So you won't be
Speaker 3: able to swish it off like because they stick. They're
Speaker 3: very sticky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure that special palm ADI used right behind.
Speaker 3: The ears, Caitlin. They like the hot spots.
Speaker 2: This is not my finest moment.
Speaker 7: No, I actually just think it's standard.
Speaker 3: Oh it's brushing away.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's brushing away, and you've actually got a.
Speaker 3: Bit on your jumper.
Speaker 2: I okay, you're sure it's not nits.
Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 5: I can't see any knits, and like there, I'd normally
Speaker 5: be able to see them right on the skin there
Speaker 5: or on the ends.
Speaker 2: So get good. That can be good. We can move
Speaker 2: on them.
Speaker 12: Christian.
Speaker 2: We've got no songs for the whole hour.
Speaker 4: Oh nig nag nag nag naked our naked hour, Oh
Speaker 4: nake big.
Speaker 6: Nig ny get hour.
Speaker 2: They get hour every Friday on the show. You picked
Speaker 2: the music the last hour, So from a you in
Speaker 2: control of the music, one big jew box, we give
Speaker 2: you a theme on the Naked Out today. Then we're
Speaker 2: looking for songs with the color in the title. Must
Speaker 2: have been color in the title. You can call me
Speaker 2: now A songs we have to play from A nine
Speaker 2: four one four one o four three. This is the
Speaker 2: one I want to go for. I love this song
Speaker 2: by Free to Pain Band of Gold. I love this
Speaker 2: song so got to have a color in the title
Speaker 2: nine four nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 2: The other one I love as well, Brown Sugar by
Speaker 2: the Stones. Jackie boy, what do you think we have
Speaker 2: to play Blue Orchid by the White Stripes. Oh well,
Speaker 2: on brand as always have a live knit inspection. Drop it, Christian,
Speaker 2: this is a great change.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Ten minutes time. Then you're in control of all the music.
Speaker 2: Last on the show on a Friday with Got the
Speaker 2: Naked Out. I'm looking for songs with the color in
Speaker 2: the title on nine four one four one oh four three. Christian,
Speaker 2: I know you're doing your mum shout outs today. Heavenly
Speaker 2: shouts out to my mum Dawn, amazing lady who raised
Speaker 2: four of us boys all on her own, loved every day.
Speaker 2: Miss pirrate as well, miss your mum. That's from Mark Jones.
Speaker 2: That's a lovely message, Christian. Let jack know adults get
Speaker 2: chicken pox too. I had it for the first time
Speaker 2: when I was twenty. It was awful. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: it's actually worse when you've grown up and you get it. Christian,
Speaker 2: all right, what about Amy Winehouse Back to Black? That's
Speaker 2: an amazing song. Actually, this is a great track. She
Speaker 2: had incredible voice, Christian. When I was trying to steer
Speaker 2: my son away from the wiggles, you have to wean
Speaker 2: them off, isn't it? You know it's like coming. You
Speaker 2: have to get them some methodone Patches. I started with
Speaker 2: songs with Colors in The Yellow Submarine was the first one.
Speaker 2: This is when they started experiment with drugs and it
Speaker 2: it's just not fit up there with all the other
Speaker 2: You're like, what this? I still think they gave her
Speaker 2: and go the dud songs on perfect Christian idea? You
Speaker 2: what about I'm Blue Daddy? I remember we played that
Speaker 2: song for someone else we were doing and after a
Speaker 2: minute we were like, this is bloody awful. It outstayed
Speaker 2: his wlcome real quick because he starts talking. The bit
Speaker 2: you know, the bit you love is twenty seconds and
Speaker 2: it's four minutes of dirsh.
Speaker 11: This is the.
Speaker 2: Story that little boy forgot. There's this robin come on
Speaker 2: and rob him.
Speaker 10: Him? How are you going?
Speaker 2: Okay? So what song do you have to play? Color
Speaker 2: and the title is a little Red Corvid Robin Gray song.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, have a lovely weekend. Pina from Preston.
Speaker 10: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: Morning, Pina from Preston. What would you like to hear? Oh?
Speaker 10: You've got to play white waiting for Billy Idle. It's
Speaker 10: a nice day.
Speaker 1: It's a nasty for one wedding. It's a nasty.
Speaker 2: Rock and roll's most outrageous Rockercorner Patrina Jones Set from
Speaker 2: America band from Australia, Gateway Drug Billy Ivy Nick you
Speaker 2: could be wearing one leather glove with a snarl spiky hair.
Speaker 2: I don't think this country all that had bad example
Speaker 2: to our kids and future kids. Pina from Preston. Billy
Speaker 2: Idle band on the show a Net Good morning and.
Speaker 10: Net good morning.
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good? And watch your song.
Speaker 11: I see red split in.
Speaker 2: Oh my God that great songs. Definitely play nim had
Speaker 2: this in ages and thank you very much for this one. Andrew,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 12: Good morning.
Speaker 11: You've got to play black and back by Thank you brother.
Speaker 2: This is a hell of a song, just perfection, everything
Speaker 2: about it. Great. You've got another one for us as well.
Speaker 2: Andrew Yeah, follow that one up with a great light
Speaker 2: by Lord, can get the things quite see different flavor.
Speaker 2: This is a good tune, Andrew, thank you very much
Speaker 2: for your two songs. Have a great weekend. It's gonna Nikky.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Nikki, Good morning team, Happy Friday.
Speaker 2: Friday Day. What can we play?
Speaker 12: I'd love to hear Brain. I'd go by Bank mar.
Speaker 2: Red.
Speaker 15: Did you round that?
Speaker 2: It's got a Friday John to it. We used to
Speaker 2: say shut NICKI good suggestion. Let's gonna justin Good morning, Justina.
Speaker 12: Morning morning, guys.
Speaker 10: I'd like to hear a Heart of Gold by Neil Young.
Speaker 2: Did miss searching for Love? New Young Love? The song
Speaker 2: it ain't Friday, it's the weekend. It's not the Sunday
Speaker 2: first frothy on Friday? Is it? But I'm getting on,
Speaker 2: Oh god, and I'm getting old. It sounds it nil.
Speaker 2: It is a good song, though. Let's go to Tony.
Speaker 2: This is more like it. Tony, Good morning, Christian, Good morning, Patsy,
Speaker 2: Good morning, nit Boy. Can we say good morning to you? Yes,
Speaker 2: it's been proven. They're in there. They're in there, deep
Speaker 2: in that frow, Along with a decent Mother's Day message
Speaker 2: to his mum, it's all buried in there. Now, what
Speaker 2: is a Friday song with the color in the title?
Speaker 2: T Bone.
Speaker 11: Okay, first thing is first, can we change the introduction
Speaker 11: from the Naked Hour to O.
Speaker 1: Knit three Hour?
Speaker 2: Yes we can, Yes, I'm knit free.
Speaker 1: You know that sort of thing.
Speaker 2: We should have done that. I'm actually annoyed. Good producing that, Tony,
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 12: I'm a bit annoyed.
Speaker 2: Jack didn't think of it first.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 12: And the song is elo is mister blue Sky.
Speaker 2: Now this is Friday and Shane are old crusty here
Speaker 2: we are and yeah, this is it. Great clips again,
Speaker 2: don't bother with the chorus, just go flip the lull
Speaker 2: before the big chorus as well. This is a great one.
Speaker 2: Tony was sticking on to the next hour.
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Speaker 2: your bin out there. Is that legal or not.
Speaker 4: It's probably just frienned upon by other neighbors, but I
Speaker 4: don't think you're breaking the law.
Speaker 2: Thank you Jack for the head of law on the show.
Speaker 2: We're also looking for rebel basis where these are businesses
Speaker 2: in communities where we can send you a couple of
Speaker 2: hundred stickers and people who are nearby can drop in
Speaker 2: and get them from you guys. Thank you very much
Speaker 2: to Fred Fortless and Keysbrough. Brian there Rebel Brian Rebel
Speaker 2: Caring at the Red Hill General Store, Rebel Matt's Alts
Speaker 2: Old Colt, I bet you what's you calling me? I
Speaker 2: thought I was Woody. I'm confused now, Old Colt. They
Speaker 2: make set ten times. No, please don't not getting nervous.
Speaker 2: In Frankston, thank you very much. Shane Brackett, Sharpie Red Exhibition,
Speaker 2: North Melbourne, David's Ferguson Blair Mooney Ponds. Thank you. Josie
Speaker 2: at Craigieburn Library. Thank you. Josie and Dino came in yesterday. Bundura,
Speaker 2: Paul and Spa and love this. Whatever you are, whatever
Speaker 2: you do, we're coming together. This is what we do
Speaker 2: every single morning. So if you are a business and
Speaker 2: you can basically be a rebel base for us, please
Speaker 2: call the show nine four one four one oh four
Speaker 2: to three. Now we've identified in we're running. Seriously, it's
Speaker 2: a military rebel campaign. They are the Imperial invading Army.
Speaker 2: We're like a rebel army, the Bin Alliance. We've looked
Speaker 2: at our strengths, weaknesses and threats and we are very
Speaker 2: very weak and vunderable in these areas. If they roll
Speaker 2: into town with that big old bus of theirs and
Speaker 2: take Armadale god Coalfield, do I don't even think about it?
Speaker 2: North Melbourne, Fairfield, Carton, then the prime belong to us
Speaker 2: tour rak We ain't going to listeners there, have we
Speaker 2: seriously what's a butler of the Gardener? Listen Waims, Clifton Hill, Hughesdale, Kensington,
Speaker 2: mont Albert said in Spotsward Travencore We've had no request
Speaker 2: from you, guys. Have you in any of those places?
Speaker 2: Please represent? We need you.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: The show with no marketing money. All our marketing money
Speaker 2: has been given to a real underdog show. I don't
Speaker 2: know if you've heard of it. A couple of new presenters,
Speaker 2: Carl and Jackie O. And they've got our marketing money.
Speaker 2: We have nothing. So the only billboards we can get
Speaker 2: are your bins. We've got these stickers. We've got a
Speaker 2: couple of thousands of them. We need to get now
Speaker 2: to you, guys. Nine four one four one oh four three. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: just quickly, the legend of Grandmother Ham continues on today's show.
Speaker 2: Of course, I'm in my fifties and I'm Maltese. I've
Speaker 2: never heard of Grandmother Ham in my life. What's that
Speaker 2: producer Caitlin on about tease? People know and love it?
Speaker 2: What are you going to work? I thought? Am I confused?
Speaker 2: I googled it as soon as you mentioned Maltese Ham
Speaker 2: Off the bone it's the same as Christmas Ham. Ham
Speaker 2: isn't really a Maltese tradition. Maltese sausage, yes, but ham
Speaker 2: is for the skips longs, the Maltese burn. There, my
Speaker 2: Maltese fulcan Chris, thank you, hi, the chatter of our army,
Speaker 2: in our reben army. You pick your own rank more
Speaker 2: than Robert Christian.
Speaker 11: Yeah, Robert speaking mate, you're talking about putting stickers on
Speaker 11: the bins. I understand your concerned about Kyle and Jackie O.
Speaker 11: I write specification for garbage collection and also write planning
Speaker 11: conditions for garbage collection.
Speaker 2: A man on the inside, thank you for joining me.
Speaker 11: So you just need to be mindful that in some
Speaker 11: council areas there could be a bye law which requires
Speaker 11: the bins to be emptied and then move back onto
Speaker 11: the property, not left out in the street. Okay, so
Speaker 11: it's frowned upon. I actually write it into the planning
Speaker 11: condition that the bin is to be emptied and then
Speaker 11: move back into the property as soon as possible.
Speaker 2: Frown away, I see, sorry about that. It's war, Robert.
Speaker 2: Frowning happens. The frown of war they call it. You know,
Speaker 2: it's not the fog of war. It's actually a step
Speaker 2: up from the fog of war. The forgazi again goes
Speaker 2: to another f the frown of war. And what is
Speaker 2: a buy law compared to a real law anyway, probably
Speaker 2: something that we have to pay money for next week,
Speaker 2: but next week we'll start go start a campaign for
Speaker 2: all our by law fines. Let's go now to Constable Carmen.
Speaker 12: Good morning, Constable Carmen.
Speaker 2: Here recording constable is a police rank.
Speaker 12: It is a police rank, and I will definitely do
Speaker 12: my job in every possible way.
Speaker 10: To the sticks are on.
Speaker 2: The bank, thank you very much. Right, and watch your
Speaker 2: suburb are going to be looking on to Comfortable Carmen.
Speaker 12: Stress More hearts and if possible, I would even go
Speaker 12: around and put them on other people's bins in up
Speaker 12: the street.
Speaker 2: Careful, we're going to get a lot of frowning out
Speaker 2: the store. He demand's going to clamp us down.
Speaker 12: That's all right. I'll just say Jackie and Kyle, I
Speaker 12: did it.
Speaker 2: The marks working, Comfortable Carmen, thank you very much. You
Speaker 2: what we send them out to you today. But I
Speaker 2: have a lovely weekend you Jo, thank you, guys, thank you. Nikki,
Speaker 2: good morning. Welcome to the Rebel Bin Army. Hi, Hello, Nikki.
Speaker 10: Hello, I'm here.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm here.
Speaker 2: They've had our comms. They've hacked our comms. It's this
Speaker 2: a care line. Hello Nikki.
Speaker 10: Hello, Yes, I am here.
Speaker 2: Wonderful we've got that. We're getting you loud and clear now, Nicki, Nikki,
Speaker 2: welcome to our rebel Army. What rank would you like
Speaker 2: to be, Nicki? Oh, superintendent, superintendent, the building superintendent comes.
Speaker 2: We don't need that. Superintendence didn't save the world.
Speaker 8: I'll try to save the worm.
Speaker 2: Thank you. And what suburb are you going to be
Speaker 2: looking after, Nicki?
Speaker 8: I mean mumbo, right, mumbo, that's.
Speaker 2: What wh is cure mumbo. Thank you very much, Nikki
Speaker 2: and mumbok okay, the superintendent of Mumbolk. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: No way, thank you. What's clear is this been army
Speaker 2: needs you? Okay, don't sit on the sidelines. You've heard
Speaker 2: some of the ruffins we've got at the moment coming through.
Speaker 2: We've lifted the Fitness Basic exam to get through anyone's eligible.
Speaker 2: Please help us peace.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you much. An email just received to my in
Speaker 2: books from Shane Shane. Listen, we're all very busy people
Speaker 2: in the morning. You don't need to be doing photoshop
Speaker 2: making me appear as Woody from toy story. The photo
Speaker 2: is chilling. We're put on social share of I'd say
Speaker 2: you alsously got a lot of time into it. You
Speaker 2: obviously haven't, but a lot of time into it is
Speaker 2: rudimentary and actually rude as well there as well. All
Speaker 2: right we reward with Carl and Jackie. Oh, we are
Speaker 2: defending the good thing. There is this show question. I
Speaker 2: run a cafe in Sea Lake, Regional VIC, three and
Speaker 2: half hours drive from Melbourne. I would love five sick as,
Speaker 2: so I'm going to give you ten for my bins,
Speaker 2: which are on display on the Calder Highway. They say
Speaker 2: in showbiz in Australia, if you can make it on
Speaker 2: the Colder Highway, you can make it anywhere. Colonel d
Speaker 2: of the A seven nine Cafe and Amusements, Sea Lake,
Speaker 2: reporting for duty. Thank you very much, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Dee Walton of A seven nine Cafe, Amusance, Fiona Quinn Quinnie,
Speaker 2: manager Ozzie Veterans opshop, Christian, I love some stickers for
Speaker 2: our place out here in Ringwood. I manage Ossie Veterans
Speaker 2: opshop in Baronia. Good on you, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: We listened to the show. If you morning, we PlayStation
Speaker 2: all day on. Please can we have twenty stickers or
Speaker 2: as many as you can for all our volunteers and customers.
Speaker 2: I know they will fly off there. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: If you do want to get some of the stickers,
Speaker 2: however many you need, head to the website now. We
Speaker 2: can put your details in and we will get them
Speaker 2: out to you as quickly as possible. It's the Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connor's show dot com dot au and if you're at
Speaker 2: a WhatsApp group as well, this is a great way
Speaker 2: to spread the world too, like what Scott's gott are here?
Speaker 11: Hey Christian Scott here, I think I can help you
Speaker 11: with your Kensington problem.
Speaker 2: We've got a dad's group.
Speaker 11: There's about eighty of us in the group.
Speaker 2: We catch up every month at the pub.
Speaker 1: Come and have a palmer and a pot with us.
Speaker 11: And that's your Kensington problem sorted AILI stickers AIDI beans
Speaker 11: look for Nick seeing you mate will be the super
Speaker 11: spreaders in the West. I love it.
Speaker 2: This is great eighteen dads. Wow, Christian, just why some
Speaker 2: more on Grandmother's hand. We can't move on. I worked
Speaker 2: in a deli for many years and trust me, I've
Speaker 2: seen all their hams around. But if you like Ham,
Speaker 2: I do like Ham. Grandmother Hams to Ham. It is expensive,
Speaker 2: but it's worth it. A great day to you all,
Speaker 2: Thank you Joella, and back to you yours and ham love.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Ellen John good Bye, Yellowick Rhades God on a four
Speaker 2: point three Christian O'Connell's show twenty to nine. Christian, I'm
Speaker 2: stepping up to represent Clifton Hill, although we're being bosch
Speaker 2: where Fitzroy North as part of the bin Brigade. By
Speaker 2: the way, likely reason why I don't a lot of
Speaker 2: your listeners aren't leaving the bins out in the street
Speaker 2: for a couple of days is because besky neighbors are
Speaker 2: prone to doing a late night run to dump their
Speaker 2: garbage in your bins, or late night dog walkers drop
Speaker 2: their poop in your bin. It was better than leaving
Speaker 2: it on the you know, it's a little bag of poop.
Speaker 2: It's not going to take up that much space where
Speaker 2: a war. This has been an amazing price all week
Speaker 2: on the time waster. The Langham Melbourne. You can send
Speaker 2: your mum there. That's who you win today Best in
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Speaker 2: let's be heading to this weekend and Mother's Day. We're
Speaker 2: looking for your mum. Movies Australia's top five favorite TV
Speaker 2: and movie months. Okay, who do we think is in there?
Speaker 3: Carol Brady you'd have to be up there, wouldn't she
Speaker 3: from Brady Bunch.
Speaker 2: She's on the top five. Outrageous is criminal? Patsy Listen,
Speaker 2: it's Australia. Who do you think is in the top five?
Speaker 2: Come on TV and movie.
Speaker 13: Mukath and Kim get him of course, cath Day Night
Speaker 13: and number one?
Speaker 3: What about Pippa from Home and Away not there?
Speaker 2: That would make sense. Gotta be honest, this is a
Speaker 2: other than Cath Day Night in number one from Katherine Kim.
Speaker 2: The remaining four Susan Kennedy from Nabors Even that would
Speaker 2: make sense I'm looking at this going none of this
Speaker 2: adds up. All right, I'll count them down. So this
Speaker 2: is Australia's top five favorite TV and movie mums and
Speaker 2: number five Sarah Connor from Terminator.
Speaker 3: Oh seriously, I mean.
Speaker 2: All the thousands of Mother's Day cards up for grabs.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen Sarah Connor on one with that truncheon?
Speaker 2: She bludgeons that god of death with I mean, she
Speaker 2: do anything the first love of a mum. She's a
Speaker 2: tiger mom, the og tiger mom. Sarah Connor Annumber four
Speaker 2: Kate mccanister from Home Alone. She leaves her son. That
Speaker 2: is not a model mum. Or is that every mum's
Speaker 2: ideal situation? I'd love to go away to New York
Speaker 2: without the kids. And number three Missus Gump and Forest Famous.
Speaker 2: And then at number two australia second most inspirational TV
Speaker 2: and movie mum Elasta girl from The Incredibles. Mm hmm,
Speaker 2: I mean what does that say about a nation psyche?
Speaker 2: She's kind of hot that moment and just saying, AnyWho
Speaker 2: who's number one? That's movies mum, movies Mom flew over
Speaker 2: the Cuckoo's Nest. No more fighting you two Club Silver
Speaker 2: Devil Wears prior to that's a great movie. Yeah, what
Speaker 2: about the mother in law? Is Prada bran a? Right? Guys,
Speaker 2: love the movie Dirty Harry. You're sick of mum in that?
Speaker 2: You've got Dirty Mummy? Silver? You know what mum's love?
Speaker 2: A Sunday roast? Yea Silence of the Lamb Roast Silver
Speaker 2: plus and not Groundhog Day, No Grounded Day, Silver jacket. Boy,
Speaker 2: what have you got mum? Movies? Mom and Mama?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, Silver twenty one take a Jumper Street.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's God plus, God plus, dude, where's my
Speaker 2: mar Come on, you've done That's what we get from
Speaker 2: Huggy sub hug and I love my mum, Jill. I've
Speaker 2: done one especially for my mum, Jill. Slum Dog Jillionaire,
Speaker 2: very good, God plus All right, what have you got them?
Speaker 2: We're looking for your movies. Best in show, Your mum
Speaker 2: wins a Night at the Langham Text to me in
Speaker 2: my movies? Oh for seven five three one O four three,
Speaker 2: good luck.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast for.
Speaker 2: The best in show in today's time waste. We're looking
Speaker 2: for your mum movies. All right, Jackie boy, you're ready
Speaker 2: to mumm it up? I am slippers on a plane. Silver,
Speaker 2: Crocodile Mummy gold plus. Here's the spot. Well done, Sue,
Speaker 2: take a bow. Very good crocodile Mummy, Jimumgy Gold. Peter Spencer,
Speaker 2: well done, Joan Wick Gold, Johnny Boys. Mum, I'm home
Speaker 2: but not alone. Mumm is here? Story going the Mumma
Speaker 2: Nata silver plus, crouching mother in law, hidden dragon. I
Speaker 2: don't like the sound of that. Silver, Raiders of the
Speaker 2: Lost Matriarch gold, very clever memento. Go why did I
Speaker 2: come into this room?
Speaker 1: That's very very slight.
Speaker 2: Amanda up and Mamma Sonya Yeah, dear Cloudy with a
Speaker 2: chance of mumbles, what a don't even answer that? Please,
Speaker 2: I know what you did last, Mama gold plus. That's
Speaker 2: so good. Lee Collins, well done, I know you did.
Speaker 2: The last moment is very good. Birth in John Malkovich
Speaker 2: instead of being gold Milfenheimer. How did that one slip
Speaker 2: through the net? Is that you? No? I didn't select
Speaker 2: that one. No, that's your sort of gear.
Speaker 10: I know you.
Speaker 2: Stacy's mum. I see the way you look at my
Speaker 2: wife as well. I'm talking to you. We brought a mill.
Speaker 2: Stop putting these ones on, Mama Land Gold, that's very good.
Speaker 2: On Sonia, Empire of the Favorite Son instead of Empire
Speaker 2: the Son of the Favorite Son. Bronze, throw Mama and
Speaker 2: Nona from the train, Gold, go wash your face off. Gold.
Speaker 2: That is genius. Word on Stuart, Oh mother, where aren't
Speaker 2: theyll yea bronze Billy Mmerson Gold, Sam Till well done,
Speaker 2: and Pirates of the Karen being very very plus. From
Speaker 2: my name is Brad, Thank you Brad? All right, so
Speaker 2: many brilliant ones today. He hasn't no tension, no tension
Speaker 2: to rush today. It's almost nine o'clock, it's Friday. Chat
Speaker 2: wants to get out of there. You're on the wrong
Speaker 2: way now and the plane can't take off. The winner
Speaker 2: is Sue Crocodile.
Speaker 1: Mummy, car, you're listening to the christ you know Carl's
Speaker 1: Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Shut up to my mom. You're my number one. You
Speaker 2: passed on wisdom and naim. All right, Mother's Day on Sunday,
Speaker 2: No excusays, do not forget respect your mom. We had
Speaker 2: some beautiful emotional sharings on today's show from so many
Speaker 2: of you. Pats said so much Jack said as well,
Speaker 2: your mom is in Japan. She got back yesterday, turned
Speaker 2: on her favorite sons, the radio show. Wait, I must
Speaker 2: I must have gone under a tunnel or a bridge.
Speaker 4: I missed the rest of what he had to make
Speaker 4: the lovely stuff for the Mother's Day card this week.
Speaker 3: Never say it, say it each day, Jack.
Speaker 2: I love you, mama, good boy. Get you you say
Speaker 2: something about your mom My. Mom can't hear. She's actually deaf.
Speaker 2: She can't hear whatsoever. All Right, we are back Monday.
Speaker 2: Have a lovely Mother's Day. If you do want to
Speaker 2: be part of the being the Army, head to the
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show dot com dot au Patsy. Yes, have
Speaker 2: an amazing Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: Thank you, I will, and to your ladies as well,
Speaker 3: Thank you very.
Speaker 2: Much, Thank you very much to everyone. And I really
Speaker 2: it is actually thousands of you. You've been ready always
Speaker 2: go thousands of recording in is about three. It actually
Speaker 2: has been thousands of you. We now are. We've now
Speaker 2: had to rope in extra sticker producing factories. There's two
Speaker 2: different ones now cranking out the bit stick is all
Speaker 2: for the night to get them out to you as
Speaker 2: quick as possible. The easiest way if you do want
Speaker 2: to get involved, and I hope you do, head to
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show dot com dot AU. Thank you
Speaker 2: very much. And for those of you who saw the
Speaker 2: video of my daughter and I that when we went
Speaker 2: out sticker handing out the other day, thank you very
Speaker 2: much all the lovely comments. She was off seat yesterday
Speaker 2: and she was very nervous about what you're going to
Speaker 2: say about her on the video. She's never been in
Speaker 2: a video together. There's a bit we're in the car
Speaker 2: together where and this is what it is to be
Speaker 2: a parent, you need to you gradually fade into the background.
Speaker 2: There's a bit where she's actually illuminated and there's a
Speaker 2: guy talking the shadows and it's me. I took a
Speaker 2: screenshot of it and like, that's how it is right
Speaker 2: now in life. That there I'm fading into the background
Speaker 2: there beause she's in the spotlight. But thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Sure your lovely comments. It really meant a lot. So
Speaker 2: if you want to see the video, you can go
Speaker 2: to our Instagram or Facebook, The Christianoconnorshow dot com dot A.
Speaker 2: You have a great weekend. Thanks for listening to the show.
Speaker 2: We're Bat Monday.
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