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Speaker 1: Jerzy and Amanda gam Nation.

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Speaker 2: I was talking to my eldest son last night and

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Speaker 2: we're just drawing about what's going on in the world.

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Speaker 1: You people speak, young people, just having a hin wag

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Speaker 1: about stuff, and we got talking about the SFC and

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Speaker 1: I said, what is that like UFC?

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Speaker 2: And he said, Dad, where have you been the SFC?

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Speaker 2: The Slap Fight Championship?

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Speaker 3: What's that?

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Speaker 2: I've seen this before. It started in Russia. So it's

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Speaker 2: large men. They stand opposite each other at a little

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Speaker 2: round barrel and then they slap each other as hard

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Speaker 2: as they can.

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Speaker 4: And are you allowed to You have to keep your

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Speaker 4: hands down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So you slap your hands by then and they

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Speaker 2: slap you and then it's whoever bites the dust first

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Speaker 2: with an open slap, no fist, no palm, You can't

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Speaker 2: even on the ear.

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Speaker 4: And so you keep going until you surrender, pretty.

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Speaker 2: Much until you collapse.

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Speaker 4: What it's like cock fighting?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess it is with large Russians.

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Speaker 2: So the s FC is, And can you watch SFC?

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Speaker 2: You can watch s FC. I've got some s f

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Speaker 2: C here.

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Speaker 5: There's no love lost between these two competitors. They've actually

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Speaker 5: had words already Right before the camera started rolling, Rocky

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Speaker 5: was overheard telling Coach Killer that he was going to

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Speaker 5: knock him out during this contest. Let's find out if

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Speaker 5: it happens in round one, big.

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Speaker 3: Shot by Rocky and Coach Killer takes it.

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Speaker 4: Which is like drunk behavior at the pub.

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Speaker 5: Right back to the barrel. Now, let's find out what

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Speaker 5: Coach Killer has in the tank for Rocky.

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Speaker 2: Here's the wind up, Wow, big.

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Speaker 3: Up.

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Speaker 2: And I said, that's that's ridiculous, that's not I said,

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Speaker 2: what I think of Nick's And then he said, what

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Speaker 2: about phone box fighting? And I said, no, there's a

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Speaker 2: thing Superman take on someone from the Russians. Two men

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Speaker 2: instead of in a cage in the octagon, they fight

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Speaker 2: in an old school red phone book.

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Speaker 4: Do they fit in?

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Speaker 2: Well, that's their life. The thing wrong this governess in

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Speaker 2: the phone before and so I said, I said, that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: And then you said, okay, what about this. Do you

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Speaker 2: think this is true or not? Two men fighting in

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Speaker 2: a car It's called ka jitsu.

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Speaker 5: No, let's take a look at the rules of car jetsu.

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Speaker 3: Now, the competitors begin seated with safety belts fastened. When

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Speaker 3: the match starts, they unbuckle and engage using any part

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Speaker 3: of the vehicle to their advantage. Points may be awarded

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Speaker 3: during the match, but have no bare on the outcome.

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Speaker 3: The bout is even after two rounds, we go the

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Speaker 3: third round and possibly sudden death to decide a winner.

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Speaker 3: All right, here we are back in the car.

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Speaker 5: And we're off, and it looks like immediately Samuel gets

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Speaker 5: in the better position looking for Mount Faust is defending

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Speaker 5: Mount By.

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Speaker 3: He's got a death grip on the steering wheel there with.

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Speaker 5: His left hand.

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Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: He eats and attacks that arm.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's crazy.

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Speaker 5: These have to make contact with the seat and that'll

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Speaker 5: be four points for sam.

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Speaker 4: Do you think James Corden might move on from carpool karaoke?

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Speaker 2: God?

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Speaker 3: J Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I said to him, carry styles in the face,

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Speaker 2: I said, mate, that's it. I'm not watching anything on

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Speaker 2: your phone. It's any ridiculous. Let's put the TV on

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Speaker 2: and what's the best of the very worst, the best

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Speaker 2: of red faces.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, see that's better. That's entertainment. You don't do that

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Speaker 4: in the car.

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Speaker 2: And you know what he said, tell me. He looked

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Speaker 2: over the top of his classes and he said the irony,

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Speaker 2: he's got you