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Speaker 1: And Amanda jam Nation. You know what I reckon. That's

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Speaker 1: not the first time you've said that I could whip

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Speaker 1: up a hat. I could. Well, I do have. I mean,

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Speaker 1: funny you ask. I do have a spaghetti bolonnaise hat,

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Speaker 1: and I have a nut choss hat, and I have

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Speaker 1: a taco hat. I think you might have even seen

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Speaker 1: my taco hat. It's not a headband. It is very fancy.

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Speaker 1: And what you frying egg? Yeah, the massive frying egg

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Speaker 1: hat made out of chul and you see. The thing

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Speaker 1: is I spend more time on the hats than I

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Speaker 1: do on cooking, right, Okay? And often Pete might ring

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Speaker 1: from the news and say, what are you doing, pussycat,

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Speaker 1: And I'll say I'm making a hat, and He'll be like, what,

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Speaker 1: I left television to make hats? And actually, you know

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Speaker 1: what I am doing at the moment. I know we're

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Speaker 1: diverting from Mick Jagger, sure, but another crafty thing that

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Speaker 1: is fambulous is crosstitch. I'm doing cross stitch. You're frowning

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Speaker 1: at me. I'm sure many of your listeners enjoy you

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Speaker 1: make a picture. Yes, and surprise, surprise is a crazy

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Speaker 1: cat lady. I'm doing this pussy cat. But because my

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Speaker 1: eyesight at the age of fifty four, I need to

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Speaker 1: wear glasses. So I bought from Spotlight a magnifying light.

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Speaker 1: So I'm with my glasses peering over a magnifying light

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Speaker 1: doing my crostitche watching the Telly and my family come

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Speaker 1: home and they're like, I think we need to put

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Speaker 1: you in the retirement village already. I don't believe that,

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Speaker 1: but I do. No, I believe. I believe that you

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Speaker 1: make it. Yeah, I don't believe you raft. Do you

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Speaker 1: see craft? I bet a lot of people enjoy doing

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Speaker 1: craft instead of scrolling. Instead of doing some scrolling on

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Speaker 1: your phone, do some craft, do some good, do some crosstitch,

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Speaker 1: do some of that. You know, the bedazzling, My hands

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Speaker 1: get too shaky. You can sort of bedazzle different sort

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Speaker 1: of bits of artwork and sims. Coloring infinitely would be

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Speaker 1: better than any of your jokes from your joke. Oh

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Speaker 1: excuse me, let me now that you mentioned my mum joke.

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Speaker 1: What is black and white and very noisy a panda

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Speaker 1: with a set of drums? Okay, when does the joke

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Speaker 1: become a mum joke? When it becomes a parent, When

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Speaker 1: it gets a publisher. I imagine what did the taco

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Speaker 1: say to the burrito. Okay, now I'm actually curious. Where

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Speaker 1: have you been o