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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. I didn't watch Master

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Speaker 1: Chef last night. I was watching Fergie and the documentary

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Speaker 1: on Andrew and Fergie.

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Speaker 2: I was at their wedding.

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Speaker 1: You're at the wedding, that's right.

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Speaker 3: I was working for the midday show with Ray Martin,

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Speaker 3: and the whole show went over for a whole week

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Speaker 3: to broadcast from there.

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Speaker 1: It was a big picture story.

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Speaker 3: I was a segment producer on the show, but I

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Speaker 3: also did a couple of stories. I did a story

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Speaker 3: with Fergie's out of pallace pals and all the double

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Speaker 3: barrel surnames, and I learned how to speak posh, like,

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Speaker 3: what's the stuff that we breathe?

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Speaker 2: What's that called air? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What's the stuff that grows on the top of your hair?

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Speaker 1: Hair?

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Speaker 2: And where does a fox live?

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Speaker 1: L Hellaire?

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Speaker 2: I don't to speak posh with you the ball.

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Speaker 3: But the wedding itself was so exciting because we're on

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Speaker 3: a double decker bus.

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Speaker 2: We had Day Medna as part of.

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Speaker 3: Our broadcast, of course, so I'm standing next to day

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Speaker 3: Dna and this double a bus along side where all

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Speaker 3: the carriages go, and there's Princess Diana waving to Edna

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Speaker 3: and I'm just standing there obviously waving to me. Oh,

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Speaker 3: it was the most exciting thing.

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Speaker 1: What a great adventure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but what a shame about.

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Speaker 1: Those two kids.

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Speaker 2: What happened to them?

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Speaker 1: And well, you know the thing was, when I was

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Speaker 1: watching that, I've never really had any beef with the royals,

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Speaker 1: you know that. To me, they're not really relevant. I

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Speaker 1: enjoy them, I enjoy them. But then as dodgy is

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Speaker 1: that Prince Andrew and Fergie are as dodgy as all

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Speaker 1: get out.

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Speaker 2: Well, we know about him.

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Speaker 1: He's dodgy, but she's dodgy in what way she dodges?

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Speaker 1: Just look at it. So she goes break a few times.

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Speaker 1: She gets caught having her toes sucked, which ends up

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Speaker 1: on the front page of a newspaper.

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Speaker 2: While she's staying at Balmoral with the royal.

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Speaker 1: In that morning, you come down, the Queen's sitting there

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Speaker 1: eating rag and toast. Oh you're in the paper.

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Speaker 2: Oh great fish fingers anyone.

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Speaker 1: She gets a loan off a pedophile.

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Speaker 2: So she borrowed money from Epstein.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey Epstein gets court trying to get money out of

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Speaker 1: a dude by setting up a meeting with her ex

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Speaker 1: husband when he became some sort of vague business attache

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Speaker 1: for England. So there was this fake shake that's set

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Speaker 1: up a meeting and everyone said, oh it was entrapman.

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Speaker 1: She she got stung and she needed the money because

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Speaker 1: she's always going broke.

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Speaker 3: Well, the hard thing is when the Royal family cut

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Speaker 3: her off, she had to earn a living.

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Speaker 2: What's she going to do. She's not going to become

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Speaker 2: a typist.

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Speaker 1: So you've got to live within your means. You know,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what you make, how much money you make,

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Speaker 1: you can still live beyond your means.

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Speaker 3: Well, look at Prince Andrew. He's been saved again and

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Speaker 3: again by the royal family.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but Fergie with the fake shape. Do you remember

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Speaker 1: this scene, Punds when you came to me? So you

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Speaker 1: know what gives it away how dodgy she is. It's

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Speaker 1: the sound of the mouth pop clunk. That's a mouthpop.

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Speaker 1: It's not a champagne opening. That's her doing a deal.

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Speaker 1: Anyone that's been in the business for a while and

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Speaker 1: they're used to the old Egyptian handshake, what's in the

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Speaker 1: back hand taking a bribe? Yeah, that mouthpop speaks volumes.

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Speaker 1: You try and do a.

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Speaker 3: Mouthpop so like she's almost wiping the side of I'll

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Speaker 3: sort it out for you.

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Speaker 1: It's did you ever watch Minder Yeah with Arthur Daily? Okay, Terry,

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Speaker 1: I got a nice matup. She set it up for you.

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Speaker 1: Listen to that mouthpop. She's done that before.

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Speaker 3: My concern is, why do we blame the women. Why

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Speaker 3: are we giving Meghan Marko a hard time? Why are

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Speaker 3: we giving Fergie a hard time? Why aren't we giving

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Speaker 3: Prince Andrew a hard time?

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Speaker 1: He deserves the biggest hard time in the world.

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Speaker 2: I think he's had.

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Speaker 1: It and he's actually no more for you. Andrew his poor.

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Speaker 3: Daughter getting married on the weekend, and they've airbrushed Dad

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Speaker 3: out of all the photos.

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Speaker 2: I mean, imagine those poor girls, these are their parents.

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Speaker 1: Well, isn't she though? Doesn't isn't the charity she represents again?

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Speaker 1: Human slavery and human trafficking?

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Speaker 3: Princess Eugenie is a patron of a charity against human stein.

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Speaker 1: Who's her dad? Who was involved with a guy that

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Speaker 1: dealt with sex slaves?

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Speaker 2: Now, yeah, you know, Harley had a theory.

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Speaker 1: He said, here we go.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's no way you can't defend the indefensible, as

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Speaker 3: you say, but the only way he could have come

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Speaker 3: out of this looking human was when he was in

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Speaker 3: that interview, rather than just saying I had to honor

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Speaker 3: my friendship to Epstein and I didn't want to offend

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Speaker 3: her majesty. No humanity in that at all about the

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Speaker 3: victims or anything Harley thought, and maybe some truth in this.

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Speaker 3: What he probably should have said was, you know what,

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Speaker 3: I was at a party. I'm a vain old man.

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Speaker 3: A young woman came up to me. I had no

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Speaker 3: idea of her actual age, and I'm so mortified. I'm

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Speaker 3: embarrassed and this is horrific.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 2: But he didn't.

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Speaker 3: He just said, nothing to see here, I've done nothing wrong,

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Speaker 3: don't embarrass her majesty.

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Speaker 1: Maybe should have wrapped it up with a fergy mouth pop,

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Speaker 1: maybe woo n in the morning one at one point seven,

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Speaker 1: tell you it's him