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Speaker 1: Got anything dead.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Good morning Jack, Post morning guys, Come on in, Patsy

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Speaker 3: Morning boys. Patsy, how's your dare yesterday? Are you a

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Speaker 3: Monday winner or loser?

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Speaker 4: I think well this could be seen both ways, but

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Speaker 4: I will say loser. I'll go glass half full. I

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Speaker 4: went and have my nails done yesterday.

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Speaker 5: I would definitely say that the loser is glass half empty.

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Speaker 6: I meant half empty.

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Speaker 3: An the way, will we get.

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Speaker 4: Patsy turn it, reverse it as Willie Wonka would say. No,

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Speaker 4: I went and got my nails done yesterday. And you know,

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Speaker 4: when you do shift work sometimes you get to the

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Speaker 4: middle of the day and it's a bit like a

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Speaker 4: cat in a warm window. If there's sun shining in

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Speaker 4: on you. You just want to go to sleep.

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Speaker 5: And are you in the big mass chair?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'm at the table getting my hands done,

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Speaker 4: up my feet, and I just the sleep was overtaking me.

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Speaker 6: I just could not.

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Speaker 3: I had to give in special pats Oh, yeah, it

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Speaker 3: just drags you down.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it was just you know, it's just.

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Speaker 3: Now. I could easily do that, honestly, Jack, you've only

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Speaker 3: been doing breakfast out for seven years, chuck on another

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Speaker 3: two decades. Yeah, I'm not judging you, Pats. I could

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Speaker 3: easily do that.

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Speaker 4: It was terrible and I just had to I just

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Speaker 4: had to give in, and you know, she's just message

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Speaker 4: messaging my hairs.

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Speaker 6: It was just like I just had to submit.

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Speaker 3: I was on the dentist right and I actually just started.

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Speaker 3: They were doing that examination then when you first go in,

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Speaker 3: I just knodded off and they were like, excuse me,

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Speaker 3: excuse me something. When they tip your back, I was like,

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Speaker 3: this is actually just what I need. Just do you.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to go to sleep. You do whatever you

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Speaker 3: need to do. In fact, that's the perfect kind of dentist.

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Speaker 3: Can I just sleep while you do this? And why

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Speaker 3: they trim my hair as well? Just give me like

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Speaker 3: a full body maintenance.

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Speaker 4: So I fell asleep and at one point I obviously

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Speaker 4: felt like I was falling asleep, but I woke up

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Speaker 4: with her massive jolt.

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Speaker 3: And almost scared in your own site.

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Speaker 6: I actually did like lift off my chair.

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Speaker 3: And black a cat.

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Speaker 7: When you surprise, they sort of leap up.

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Speaker 6: It was awful, and poor Jesse, who does my nails.

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Speaker 3: Shout out to Jess almost.

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Speaker 4: Had a heart attack because she thought that I hurt.

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Speaker 4: She thought that she'd hurt me or something. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 4: I actually fell asleep and she said I was just

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Speaker 4: going to leave you, and she said, hang up. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: she got up and came back with a pillow and

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Speaker 4: put it.

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Speaker 3: That's good service, lovely. So did you then go and

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Speaker 3: have a sleep in the yes?

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Speaker 4: So I sat it up sort of on its head

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Speaker 4: on my lap so I could just sort of like

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Speaker 4: lean forward, like if you're on a plane.

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Speaker 3: And see kids start doing that, you know, grumpy Tina

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Speaker 3: too tired, your head down on the table.

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Speaker 4: Not on my table, not on the table, but on

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Speaker 4: the pillow, kind of almost upright with my hands out

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Speaker 4: the front, just like getting my nails done.

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Speaker 3: It's just if you're walking past and you see that,

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Speaker 3: you know, the opt, you just look like a mad

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Speaker 3: drum or the local odd ball. You know, every place

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Speaker 3: has a every area has a local odd but we've

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Speaker 3: got more wre I live, right. I see this guy

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Speaker 3: like four or five times a week, and he's it's

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Speaker 3: just a.

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Speaker 7: Local odd ball.

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Speaker 3: Right, You're going to become that Patsy with the old

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Speaker 3: snooze And then a strange way of like resting if

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Speaker 3: you're on the Monday, and just.

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Speaker 6: Said I'll just wake you up and I'm finished, and

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Speaker 6: she did it. I felt I felt so good.

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Speaker 3: I had to have a power up there and you

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Speaker 3: get your nails show.

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Speaker 4: I was refreshed, I was ready for the afternoon. Then

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Speaker 4: it was fantastic. I might do it every time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, let us know, are your Monday Winter or loser?

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Speaker 2: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Jack, Are you a Monday Winter or a loser?

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Speaker 5: Sadly I'm a loser because I had so such high

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Speaker 5: hopes for last night. Bianki goes to book club once

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Speaker 5: a month and when Gordy's asleep and I've got the

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Speaker 5: rest of the night to myself to watch whatever i want,

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Speaker 5: do whatever I want.

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Speaker 3: What did you what were you going to watch? Some

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Speaker 3: my old chest videos on YouTube.

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Speaker 5: Actually have transition to gold videos when they go around

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Speaker 5: the course and tell you strategies for getting to the

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Speaker 5: green I Gordy, unfortunately, then came home from daycare and

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Speaker 5: he wasn't feeling well. He's exhausted. He fell asleep on

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Speaker 5: Bianca as they're walking through the front door, and he

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Speaker 5: was saying, like I just I'm tired, go to sleep,

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Speaker 5: Go to sleep. So we thought, like, we never done

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Speaker 5: this before, but we'll put him to bed without dinner

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Speaker 5: So he was asleep at five thirty, and I was like,

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Speaker 5: I felt sorry for him, But for me, I was like, well,

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Speaker 5: my night on my own starts right now. Bonus. Then

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Speaker 5: Bianca leaves to go to book club, and all of

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Speaker 5: a sudden, Gordy is reanimated, and he's the freshestuff I've

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Speaker 3: It's not so the.

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Speaker 5: Kid that I put to sleep less than half an

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Speaker 5: hour ago was was droopy and going on, and like

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Speaker 5: we thought about giving him medicine. He was that sick.

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Speaker 5: Now he's got it's like he's fully rechargeds.

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Speaker 3: He's done a patsy, he's had the nap, the afternoon nap.

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Speaker 5: But he thinks he thinks, I guess it's a brand

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Speaker 7: He would have thought he's had his sleep.

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Speaker 5: So he comes out and then there was no I

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Speaker 5: can't even put him. So he usually goes to about at

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Speaker 5: seven thirty. There was no way he was going down.

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Speaker 3: And you try and like mentally wear them out, maybe

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Speaker 3: play a game or tell them a story and then

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Speaker 3: you go okay and into bed and they're like nope,

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Speaker 3: and you can't resist.

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Speaker 7: Their powers are too strong.

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Speaker 5: Well, last night we did the greatest hits of everything

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Speaker 5: building towers with the magnetic blocks, we were driving the

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Speaker 5: something we're not even meant to do with him at nighttime.

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Speaker 3: But how did he like those gold videos for approaches

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Speaker 5: He's getting a good idea of how around the thirty

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Speaker 5: meter mark that would put any kids to sleep. And

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Speaker 5: then I've tried to take him to bed at eight

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Speaker 5: o'clock and try and reading books him Fox and Socks,

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Speaker 5: which I hate reading because it's such a tongue twister,

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Speaker 5: but it's his favorite book at the moment he's doing.

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Speaker 3: That for a laugh. He knows there's a tongue twister.

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Speaker 3: To do that one again, Dad, This guy.

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Speaker 5: I've never seen him so wide eyed and knew it's

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Speaker 5: just completely reborn. And so it was ten o'clock before you.

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Speaker 7: Had a boys not with your son, Gordy, So what

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Speaker 7: did you actually do?

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Speaker 8: That?

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Speaker 3: Was it?

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Speaker 5: But there's there's nothing.

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Speaker 3: You didn't get the gift of the night.

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Speaker 5: No, I made him past.

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Speaker 6: Her yea past like trying to you fueled him up.

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Speaker 5: Well, yes, I felt like I had to feed him something.

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Speaker 5: But it was just half hour block after half hour

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Speaker 5: this and then once we've built the tower, then we'll

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Speaker 5: go to bed. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. So

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Speaker 5: Biank has never come home from book club and Gordy's

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Speaker 9: Well, I was.

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Speaker 5: Like, I can't get him to sleeve.

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Speaker 3: Look at him.

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Speaker 5: He's so friend.

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Speaker 3: Don't you find though, Patsy, you would have had this

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Speaker 3: as well with kids, just when you think you're getting

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Speaker 3: into a routine, I don't know. It's a power thing

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Speaker 3: where they need to just tip that table over, just

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Speaker 3: so you to know who's really in charge it is.

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Speaker 5: If you ahead of ask me, Yester, I would have said, oh,

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Speaker 5: his bedtime routine now down, pat so easy. Seven point

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Speaker 5: thirty every night he's at slap Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. They hear all this and they go, hold my bit,

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Speaker 3: I've got something to show you.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Before the show, I was looking at someone on my

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Speaker 3: phone on Google, and then I saw that the open

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Speaker 3: tabs that I still have now is shot up from

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Speaker 3: five hundred last week to five hundred and twenty two.

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Speaker 3: I don't shut any of the searches down. They're all

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Speaker 3: to whatever random nonsense I was looking at. These open

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Speaker 3: tabs are literally stuff that I've googled over the last

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Speaker 3: couple of days. So Jack Reacher is back, and I

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Speaker 3: was watching the first episode. The only reason I know

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Speaker 3: Jack reach was back because these days it's hard to

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Speaker 3: keep up with all these new shows that come and going,

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Speaker 3: was I just saw an online news article that literally

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Speaker 3: was aimed at me. The algorithm knew exactly who I

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Speaker 3: favorite TV show is back Reacher through and I was like,

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Speaker 3: thank you, algorithm. That John Krasinski is Jack No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: he's a Tom Clancy one.

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Speaker 7: He's another Jack Ryan.

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Speaker 3: But there's a lot of checks. Reacher is the Lee

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Speaker 3: Child's one. Okay, yeah he is, and is a comically

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Speaker 3: large man. The actor that plays him, Adam Richardon, is

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Speaker 3: just like he's just huge, and it's like it's like

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Speaker 3: watching an eighties TV show. You're basically watching a massive

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Speaker 3: man beat goons into the ground every episode, and I

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Speaker 3: get a lot of joy from it. Anyway, first episode

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Speaker 3: and every new season begins where he's just in some

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Speaker 3: backwater of nowhere in America mining his own business in

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Speaker 3: a cheap thrift store, and then he just happens to

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Speaker 3: see out of the reflectionable window. Hang on a minute,

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Speaker 3: there's a hosted situation going there, and like, blood y, oh,

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Speaker 3: this poor guy.

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Speaker 7: He solved everything and that backwater town.

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Speaker 3: Last season he said this was a peaceful life, and

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Speaker 3: that one he was he was like buying some jeans

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Speaker 3: and he happened to look in these sunglasses he was

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Speaker 3: buying the reflection There was a bank robbery going on,

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Speaker 3: like you don't believe my luck. A year ago, different

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Speaker 3: bankwater town. There's a hostage situation going down. Anyway, It

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Speaker 3: opens with him selling some records and he's arguing the

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Speaker 3: by about how much this final was worth, and all

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Speaker 3: of a suddenly and he goes, hey, listen, some of

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Speaker 3: this vinyl was worth a lot of money. There's a

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Speaker 3: couple of Ethyl Murman albums here, and I pause it.

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Speaker 3: My wife's going what are you looking up now? I

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Speaker 3: went Ethel Murman, I'm willing to bet I don't think

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Speaker 3: that's a fake name they've made out. I bet there

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Speaker 5: Rob says, I'm coming back for the red duck curry.

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Speaker 7: Oh so red duck curry. This is fine food at

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Speaker 3: Yesterday after the show, I put two of radio's finest

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Speaker 3: investigative reporters on this very much, our Bernstein and Woodward produces,

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Speaker 3: Kaitlin and Ria. Perhaps you could pick up the action here, Katin.

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Speaker 3: So what did you do yesterday?

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Speaker 12: Alrighty?

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Speaker 11: So we were lucky enough to get an email from

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Speaker 11: a woman called Kathy Lee who had a tip off.

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Speaker 12: She said, there's a larmer called Barack.

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Speaker 11: Olama at the Big Farm in more and Duck in

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Speaker 11: Mornington Peninsula.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, So what it's retired now?

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Speaker 12: Well, I don't know. That's the question. Is it the

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Speaker 12: same one?

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Speaker 11: Then I emailed the Big Goose Farm at one thirteen

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Speaker 11: PM and I said to them, Hi, my name's Caitlin.

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Speaker 12: I'm a producer from Why do you went.

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Speaker 3: Till one thirteen? The show winds at nine am. I

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Speaker 3: know you guys like to go for a little walk

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Speaker 3: to like coffee the other day, like after I left

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Speaker 3: her Jackie, Like ten am, I'm walking out of the

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Speaker 3: radio station, train station, I see for the producers just

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Speaker 3: on some day trips somewhere waving at me. I'm like

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Speaker 3: that that the office is back that way, do some work.

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Speaker 3: They were getting out there at boss ten off for

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Speaker 3: a little breakfast. Where are you going to the train station? No, no,

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Speaker 3: looking for content. I'm riding that train line like a hobo.

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Speaker 3: I went to Bendigo looking for content. You wait, I

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Speaker 3: get my Bendigo tomorrow.

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Speaker 13: We do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we got the Bendigo hour. Trust me, I've got

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Speaker 3: some hot content from the Bendygus. One thirteen, okay, one thirteen.

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Speaker 3: On your way out, you just fire off an email

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Speaker 3: to the Big Goose Farm.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, also investigative journalists, I imagine on the phone, tell

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Speaker 5: me where are he is? And emails?

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Speaker 7: So like yeah, ends nine.

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Speaker 3: Am, one thirteen, four hours later, Oh what was he

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Speaker 3: going on about this morning?

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Speaker 7: And we've had brunch, haven't we?

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Speaker 3: All right? Yeah? Where we go for lunch? In a minute.

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Speaker 12: I did, in fact, try and call the Big Goose

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Speaker 12: Farm and.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't see your phone logs. No, I'm

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Speaker 3: going to investigate your investigators.

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Speaker 11: Dire closed Monday and Tuesday, so I had to email option,

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Speaker 11: but I did put it as high importance on the email.

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Speaker 12: So at one thirteen I emailed the hopefully I get.

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Speaker 3: The eyeballs of the Big Goose one a jump in.

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Speaker 11: I introduced myself and then I said to them, look,

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Speaker 11: this is a bit random.

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Speaker 12: Radio is random. We are looking for.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, don't I don't mean lowballing me like that. No,

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Speaker 3: it was kind of like, you know, beinglish guy. You know,

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Speaker 3: his head's all over the place from.

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Speaker 5: This is high importance.

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Speaker 3: It's rand the some shit amount of donkey or something.

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Speaker 3: Dave the Donkeys he there. Can you listen to the

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Speaker 3: podcast and give me a reply? And then hit off

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Speaker 3: the out of office reply. At one fourteen pm, I said,

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Speaker 3: we're on.

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Speaker 12: A mission and we are trying to track.

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Speaker 7: That is slow mission at four hours to get even

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Speaker 7: an email.

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Speaker 12: Sent, and I said, by any chance Nixon.

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Speaker 7: Would have got away Scott free if you two were

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Speaker 7: on the case. Ten years later, we fired.

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Speaker 3: Off an email.

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Speaker 12: I was very busy during the day, but this is.

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Speaker 7: Very high important.

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Speaker 11: I said, do you have or know of Alama By

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Speaker 11: the name of Barack Olama. We're hoping we've come to

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Speaker 11: the right place. Get back to me as soon as possible.

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Speaker 11: This is very important. At four fifty five.

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Speaker 7: Pm, you sent another email.

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Speaker 3: No oh sorry, another bomb.

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Speaker 11: Burning day email from the Big Goose Farm.

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Speaker 12: Hi, Caitlin, you have absolutely come to the right place.

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Speaker 11: Not only do we wow Buck Olama, but we also

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Speaker 11: have Michelle Olama.

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Speaker 5: And so did you find out if it's the lama

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Speaker 5: that you used to walk around fitz Roy?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 12: No, I have not found that out yet.

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Speaker 11: However, they said we could give them a call, So

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Speaker 11: I'm happy to give him a call asap.

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Speaker 3: And you want me to call him up on the

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Speaker 3: show to go? Is that?

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Speaker 7: Is it the lama from Fitzroy?

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Speaker 3: That's your job to do that.

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Speaker 7: Well, they go. We don't know where they came from.

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Speaker 7: They've been there a while.

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Speaker 11: Well, he didn't tell me his numbers, so I couldn't

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Speaker 11: call him at that time. So I emailed him back.

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Speaker 3: Just now. You said to me, Hey, listen, Rio and

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Speaker 3: I put a lot of work into this. You can

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Speaker 3: need Rio's micup as well. What's hold mate done here?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 14: The plut dickens hang on, let me play some come

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Speaker 14: back because this is high drama.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Well are you excited? I am so excited to produce

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Speaker 3: a rio there? What a cliffhanger has promised us a

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Speaker 3: thick plot here?

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Speaker 15: The plot dickens.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, until now has been watery and super Yes.

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Speaker 14: Wait, it's about get very cordus cordial is what we've

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Speaker 14: got here, weak cordio.

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Speaker 15: Now it's going to be reduced to a delicious thick sauce.

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Speaker 3: All right, So if you just tuned in, then yesterday

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Speaker 3: we were talking about the urban legend of Barack O

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Speaker 3: Lama cited around Fitzroy. We want to know is as

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Speaker 3: true that there was a Lama, that someone walk around

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Speaker 3: on a lead called Barack O Lama yesterday to Lukewarm.

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Speaker 3: Emails were rushed off by the so called investigative double

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Speaker 3: act or producercating and rio, and all you got was

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Speaker 3: one back saying it Actually, they do have down in

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Speaker 3: the morning to Peninsula Barack Olama there with his wife

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Speaker 3: Michelle Olama.

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Speaker 5: Correct, no confirmation if they're our Fitzroy Lama.

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Speaker 11: No confirmation, no, but I can call them soon.

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Speaker 3: So we had all day yesterday and all we've got

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Speaker 3: now is half a lead.

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Speaker 5: The front page news.

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Speaker 3: So basically you're now just going you do the work

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Speaker 3: on the show.

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Speaker 7: You call them, fine down, you do the reporter.

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Speaker 11: It's just I had a lot of trouble getting into

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Speaker 11: contact with the just a bit slow on email because

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Speaker 11: they're closed Monday Tuesday. But I can absolutely get it

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Speaker 11: and we will have an email.

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Speaker 3: Where's that plot thickening? A What I'm hearing is the

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Speaker 3: BS At the.

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Speaker 5: Moment, front page headline was like president impeach. I think

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Speaker 5: I got to call them.

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Speaker 7: Can't getting hold of the president.

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Speaker 14: So we need to find whether or not Barack Olama

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Speaker 14: is in Fitzroy. Now I could go to Fitzroy Pound

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Speaker 14: the pavement, but I'm just one Wait, you want me

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Speaker 14: and Jack to do that?

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Speaker 3: You want me to call everyone in Fitzroy. I'm just

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Speaker 3: one man.

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Speaker 14: Why is the power of one man when you can

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Speaker 14: use the power of twelve and a half thousand people

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Speaker 14: on the Fitzroy Neighborhood Network Facebook group.

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Speaker 3: This is now, This is good work, smarter, not harder.

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Speaker 14: So I requested my admission to the group at ten

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Speaker 14: three am.

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Speaker 7: Did you give yourself a username?

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Speaker 15: I used the show account.

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Speaker 3: Really under Big Color O'Connell show, Gold FM six to night.

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Speaker 7: Wow, that's so smart.

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Speaker 14: You had to actually answer a series of questions about

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Speaker 14: Fitzroy to get admission into the group.

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Speaker 5: That's how we got to our suburbs one group.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, no, what street is the provincial hotel? And I

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Speaker 15: had to google it?

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Speaker 14: Eventually I got through at one twelve pm. I then posted,

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Speaker 14: hey guys, we're a radio show and had a listener

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Speaker 14: this morning tell us about a pet lama in Fitzroy

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Speaker 14: called Barack Olama.

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Speaker 15: We can't seem to find much about it.

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Speaker 3: Is it real?

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Speaker 15: Does anyone have any hot leads? Thanks for your help.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 14: That was at one point thirty did not get approved

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Speaker 14: for six hours. I was worried we were maybe being blackboard.

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Speaker 14: We were getting too close to the truth. They were

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Speaker 14: trying to silence us. Some responses came in Dominic, A

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Speaker 14: lot of jokesters. I gotta say, I think someone pulled

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Speaker 14: the wool over your eyes was the first comment, Tom

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Speaker 14: fake news again, a lot of silencing, someone saying maybe

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Speaker 14: check the Collingwood Children's farm.

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Speaker 15: But then it gets very thick.

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Speaker 14: A breakthrough anonymous member four five three yes, exclamation mark,

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Speaker 14: it's owned by Al and his lovely family.

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Speaker 3: Who's hell, he's on the line now, hang on gonna No,

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Speaker 3: that's not want that, that's as we're still working on our.

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Speaker 15: But we have a name.

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Speaker 3: We have So in twenty two hours, two emails, no sorry,

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Speaker 3: two emails, a chat room got fired up, and now

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Speaker 3: all we've got is owl.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, hell of a lot closer than we are.

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Speaker 7: We're not a hell of a lot closer.

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Speaker 3: We're a tiny einge lean.

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Speaker 7: Bit closer to OL.

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Speaker 3: Do you know an owl of Fitzroy?

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Speaker 14: Yes, that would be a good starting point, but we'll

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Speaker 14: take any owls.

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Speaker 3: At this point who had or still has a pet lama?

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Speaker 14: Yes, ideally what do you mean ideally, well, start an owl.

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Speaker 5: Exactly just talking to OL.

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Speaker 15: We can't take a week and get at this point, right.

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Speaker 3: So just any so we can discontinue you or discount

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Speaker 3: for Fitzroy exactly right. Okay, where would you homer a

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Speaker 3: lama in Fitzroy? Space is a premium there. You can't

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Speaker 3: be a rental because nan Lore's maybe a counter but

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Speaker 3: bloody gate lama. You can't be upstairs and they don't

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Speaker 3: like going upstairs or downstairs the same thing because they

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Speaker 3: haven't got haven't got any knees. Have you ever seen

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Speaker 3: a cow kurtsy or anything like that? They can't got

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Speaker 3: no knee. Same with lamas.

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Speaker 5: It's true the cows. If maybe they have similar I

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Speaker 5: don't want to go down.

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, I mean yeah, not helpful, but well people

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Speaker 3: living in glass houses shouldn't go stones, my friend. I'll

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Speaker 3: tell you what. It's not helpful, solil and just like,

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Speaker 3: are you ol cool?

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Speaker 2: Now? The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: What's the difference between allowed packer and alama?

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Speaker 5: Maybe the same animal, just called different things in different places.

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Speaker 7: No, I don't think it is. Is it the coat?

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Speaker 7: Is it the fur?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? What can you find?

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Speaker 14: Lamas tend to grow taller and larger than the average outpacker.

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Speaker 3: Right, isn't one more friendly? And they're one quite aggressive?

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Speaker 3: I think there's one that one spit, one spits and kicks,

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Speaker 3: and actually people hire them to protect their herds.

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Speaker 6: Yes, they douse.

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Speaker 4: You don't put a Maremma dog like our dog, which

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Speaker 4: is a herd protector in with alama czelle fight.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they use them as they're called sentinels. Sentinel is

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Speaker 3: like an outlying guard somewhere and they use one of them,

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Speaker 3: the outpackers or the Lamers to protect like sheep.

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Speaker 5: From foxes and stuff humans both, or.

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Speaker 3: A human dresser as a fox chack. Actually, if you

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Speaker 3: want to get into this, it's a little bit more

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Speaker 3: serious about jocking in that manner. Right now, What else

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Speaker 3: have you found there of you just stopped? Have you

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Speaker 3: still looking for our No?

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Speaker 15: Personality wise, the two are.

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Speaker 3: Personality wise mean that one's a little bit chatty.

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Speaker 14: Both are generally docile, but compared to the average L packer,

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Speaker 14: Lamas tend to be more sassy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, really right. Quite a few people have texted

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Speaker 3: in just about you know, the last ten minutes of

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Speaker 3: the show saying that they actually think the person chapterom

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Speaker 3: was making a joke about you need to speak to

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Speaker 3: al as in our packer.

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Speaker 14: I have actually just looked at the Facebook group and

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Speaker 14: anonymous member four five three has replied full name ol

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Speaker 14: Packer lmao.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, plot thick jaw Actually you know where we

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Speaker 3: are nowhere? Absolutely no, right now the plot has unthickened.

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Speaker 7: Yes, the plot is now very cool, crystal clear.

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Speaker 3: All right, So we're going to set up three top

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Speaker 3: of Tuesday here. The first one today where you can

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Speaker 3: call in and share your stories and maybe you could

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Speaker 3: be winning one thousand dollars is Pets with Talents. Yesterday

692
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Speaker 3: I was playing back a bit of a heated debate

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Speaker 3: between my seven my eighteen year old daughter Lowis, who

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Speaker 3: suddenly on Sunday, this is the weekend that we were

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Speaker 3: moving out of home to go and start a three

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Speaker 3: year degree in criminology, saw something on TikTok of a

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Speaker 3: dog that had been trained to perform CPR and said

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Speaker 3: that this was true, that dogs can perform CPR. I

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Speaker 3: was having none of it.

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Speaker 12: People, dogs even do this.

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Speaker 3: It would not be to get enough power into the

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Speaker 3: chest to do CPR at dogs. There's no way I

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Speaker 3: agree that a dog could not save someone's life with CPR.

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Speaker 6: However, if you collapse and the ambulance is because you've got.

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Speaker 4: Something on your wrist that sat pulling the ambulance and

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Speaker 4: your dog stops jumping up and down on you just.

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Speaker 12: Because it's worrying, oh my god, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: You guys like that, oh by you think well, hopefully

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Speaker 3: were going to get a university. They can teach you

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Speaker 3: about this sort of stuff. Dogs, you can't do CPR.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday there were a lot of emails, and I'm glad

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Speaker 3: that you picked up this formula.

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Speaker 7: A lot of people were emailing.

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Speaker 3: Me because you'd obviously gone to see the videos that

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Speaker 3: Jack and I were looking at. Yes see Unconvinced, which

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Speaker 3: is a dogs that were just doing basically two three

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Speaker 3: little leaps. You know, they play and they jump and

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Speaker 3: go back off, rebounded back off, and then just that's it,

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Speaker 3: just two little half pumps.

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Speaker 7: I don't even know.

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Speaker 3: From Gary Thomas Christian from I can gather doing some research,

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Speaker 3: your daughter might actually be right. There's a Clippaer Chrish,

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Speaker 3: a Canadian military veter re building quite away. His puppy

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Speaker 3: Bear saved his life.

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Speaker 16: I remember coming downstairs and I hit the bottom step.

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Speaker 2: When I hit the I hit the bottom.

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Speaker 15: Step, and when I hit that, that's all I remember.

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Speaker 17: The family says that when Darren Fell, Bear instinctively jumped

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Speaker 17: on his chest, acting as a basic form of CPR

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Speaker 17: the entire time he was unconscious before going upstairs to

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Speaker 17: get help.

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Speaker 3: Again, I just before going upstairs, so I actually get help.

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Speaker 5: What did the dog do was unconsciously? You can't really

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Speaker 5: confirm if the dog was doing CPR.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So today then we're looking for you. We want

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Speaker 3: to hear about your pets with talents on nine four

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Speaker 3: one four one o four three. You might own a

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Speaker 3: cockatoo that can pick a lock, a cat that's good

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Speaker 3: at chess. Those are just a couple of examples I'm

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Speaker 3: expecting to hear in the next break nine one four

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Speaker 3: four three. Cat playing chess owners and that cockatoo that

742
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Speaker 3: can pick a lot.

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Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast, the first.

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Speaker 3: Of our three topics this morning. If you had to

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Speaker 3: call in and show your stories, it's to you have

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Speaker 3: a pet. Maybe it's a pet you used to have

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Speaker 3: with a talent on nine four one four one o

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Speaker 3: four three. Good morning, Matt Christian. Remember in the Guinness

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Speaker 3: Book of Records, there was a rabbit who held the

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Speaker 3: world record for most basketball slam dunks by a bunny

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Speaker 3: in one minute. Looked into this, Matt, thank you for

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Speaker 3: this hotly. The rabbit set the Guiness world record for

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Speaker 3: the most basketball slam dunks in a minute. The rabbit

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Speaker 3: used a tiny hoop and ball to perform the dunks.

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Speaker 3: The bunny was trained by its only using positive reinforcement.

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Speaker 3: In other words, you won't getting any dinner until you've

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Speaker 3: you summoned the spirit of Michael Jordan.

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Speaker 5: Wait until we see the behind the scenes documentary, and

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Speaker 5: then we.

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Speaker 3: Don't want to see that rabbit.

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Speaker 7: I'm seeing a phoneo here of said rabbit.

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Speaker 5: That's not a slam done. No he's not getting off

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Speaker 5: the ground.

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Speaker 3: No, he's not getting it under his head. Yeah, and

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Speaker 3: trust me, listener out that his eye is given side eye.

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Speaker 3: And then I get dinner because I've been here in

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Speaker 3: the hour trying to slow these things. Natasha is on

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Speaker 3: the line. Good morning, Tash, Good morning.

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Speaker 13: How are you guy?

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Speaker 3: Wait?

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Speaker 7: Great, now, Natasha, you got a pet with the.

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Speaker 13: Talent I do I do with a ginger cat. His

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Speaker 13: name is Connor and he can open doors.

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Speaker 3: So how do you mean he can open doors like

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Speaker 3: a slide door? Or how did he do the handle?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, like you handle. So he jumps up and he

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Speaker 13: puts he wrapped his paws around the handle, so it's

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Speaker 13: one of the push down handles, not the round round ones.

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Speaker 13: And then he swings his legs back and then pushes

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Speaker 13: as he pulls the handle down and swings his legs

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Speaker 13: forward and pushes the door open.

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Speaker 3: I think actually is kind of feline pack or he's

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Speaker 3: doing there. He could the cat version of search to

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Speaker 3: lay and if they had that, I would pay good

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Speaker 3: money for that as well. Happily, I'm impressed with this

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Speaker 3: after leticism.

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Speaker 7: This is hard for a cat to do.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, he's really good and he's when he was a kitten.

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Speaker 13: I found him hanging off a shopping bag on the

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Speaker 13: back of the door and he was actually standing in

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Speaker 13: the shopping bag with his hands around the handle trying

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Speaker 13: to open the doors.

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Speaker 7: A kind of early rehearsal.

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Speaker 3: He's timing all the responses, like Ocean eleven when they

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Speaker 3: do that run through and they're timing all the responses.

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Speaker 13: Yeah. Absolutely, Yeah, he's pretty clear.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so has he progressed or is it just he

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Speaker 3: sort of it's pets. With the door opening, then what

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Speaker 3: does he do? Does he go out and about for

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Speaker 3: the day.

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Speaker 13: Well, no, it's more if you've if you've locked him

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Speaker 13: out of something. So if you're if you're in another

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Speaker 13: room and he's not in there with you and he

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Speaker 13: wants in that that's what he does.

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Speaker 3: Creepy if you know, you close the bedroom door and

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Speaker 3: then suddenly old mates pop it and go whoa connor?

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Speaker 13: No, Yeah, well the first time it happened, I was

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Speaker 13: on the inside of the door and the door's opened,

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Speaker 13: and I'm like, oh, that's that's weird. So and he

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Speaker 13: walked in and I'm like, I mustn't have closed it

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Speaker 13: properly and I must have left it slightly ajar And

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Speaker 13: and then I was on the other side one day

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Speaker 13: and know what, I had my bedroom door closed and

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Speaker 13: I watched him do it.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is great, Natasha, thank you very much,

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Speaker 3: she called, I have.

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Speaker 13: A good day, having good day, guys, kids.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what my suddenly my new dream is

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00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 3: now for this next hour is we start with Tasha

821
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Speaker 3: and Connor the door opening camp, where hopefully we just

822
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Speaker 3: need about four or five of these pets that can

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Speaker 3: do these things. Okay, Friday Show is what I would

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Speaker 3: consider the ultimate radio show, where on one show they.

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Speaker 5: Perform these I thought you were going to get them

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Speaker 5: to do an Oceans type No, no, we go and

827
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Speaker 5: rub crayon or something.

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Speaker 3: What with a ginger pussy called Connor can possibly go wrong.

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Speaker 3: Every can sleep for like twenty three point five hours

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Speaker 3: of a day as a cat owner. I can't believe

831
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Speaker 3: he's still like midway through another eight hour and an half. Aside, oh,

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Speaker 3: he did his move from one sleeping spot to the

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Speaker 3: other in his neck and again it's like working with Jack.

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Speaker 5: Well, maybe we do something lower stakes, like steal Sou's

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Speaker 5: phone or.

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Speaker 3: Something this Friday. Imagine that if there were like four or

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Speaker 3: five pets with talents on one hour of radio. We

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Speaker 3: begin with Connor. We go to a door. Connor opens

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Speaker 3: the door. Wow, what's coming up next? I don't know.

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Speaker 7: It's a goldfish that can.

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Speaker 3: If you build the dream, they will come. Nine four

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Speaker 3: one four one o four three. Does your pet have

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Speaker 3: a talent?

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

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Speaker 3: We're going to give you three ways to share your

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Speaker 3: stories on the show right now. The most important thing

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Speaker 3: you need is the phone number to come and join

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Speaker 3: the show and you could be winning one thousand dollars

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Speaker 3: to call the week on the next half an hour

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Speaker 3: on nine four one four one oh four to three.

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Speaker 3: Yes on the show. We've got a great story from

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Speaker 3: Lucy Christian. My mother in law loved a whole cake

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Speaker 3: out the window after baking it because my father in

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Speaker 3: law didn't want any because he was two full. In

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Speaker 3: a fit of ray, she threw the cake out the

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Speaker 3: window and then instantly regretted it because she hadn't saved

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Speaker 3: herself a piece. You just be so angry at yourself

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Speaker 3: and mad at your husband who's two full. I can

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Speaker 3: imagine my wife doing and.

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Speaker 7: Said, what do you mean it too fool?

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Speaker 3: I send, don't eat anything before the cake. Therefore no

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Speaker 3: response but to throw the cake out of the window.

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Speaker 3: So off the back of Lucy's email, Yes, say we're

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Speaker 3: looking for your cake stories on nine four one four

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Speaker 3: one four three. Also Yes, on the show, we had

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Speaker 3: so many great stories about things being piffed, thing's been throwing.

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Speaker 3: Jack Still got a bag of dot who on his

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Speaker 3: roof after accidentally piffing it hopefully down the end of

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Speaker 3: his driveway, but it went two uppy uppy uppy uppy

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Speaker 3: uppy and landed where it still remains to this day.

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Speaker 3: I thought about that yesterday.

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Speaker 7: During the day. I was like bag of dog.

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Speaker 3: So did I mess up on his roof that's been

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Speaker 3: there since last year?

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Speaker 5: Leaving here, we talked about it. I was reminded, musket

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Speaker 5: up there, musket the ladder and do that today and

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Speaker 5: I didn't.

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Speaker 3: Yesterday wasn't the day.

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Speaker 7: Maybe today will be the day.

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Speaker 3: So we're looking for your cake stories, your stories of

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Speaker 3: piffing things, things been thrown at you, or you throwing things,

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Speaker 3: and then pets with talents nine four one four one

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Speaker 3: o four three. You could be winning one thousand dollars

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Speaker 3: for your stories on the next half an hour.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: We're looking for talented pets this morning. Stories about you

887
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Speaker 3: piffing things or something being piffed at you, and any

888
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 3: stories you got about cakes, I'm looking for them today. Christian.

889
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 3: I went to pick up my wedding cake. I did

890
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:10,360
Speaker 3: it on the morning of the wedding. It said congratulations

891
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 3: Melissa and Lee. Only problem my name is Melanie on

892
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 3: the day on the day, Oh Melanie. Sounds like he

893
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,240
Speaker 3: had one of our team working on the day there, Christian.

894
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 3: I once through, I piffed a brand new iPad out

895
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 3: of the car window when my kids were fighting over it.

896
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 3: They had been warned earlier in the trip, so I

897
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 3: followed through as is required as a parent. But I

898
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 3: carefully threw it faced up on a nature strip and

899
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:48,400
Speaker 3: quietly went back sometime later to get it. Still really

900
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 3: really risky. Oh, someone's getting rid of an iPad. Let's

901
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,320
Speaker 3: take some calls now, coome onr in Karen.

902
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 8: Hey, guys, I had only started going out as my

903
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 8: husband probably a month and a half. We went to

904
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,280
Speaker 8: meet his grandma for the first time, and in typical

905
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 8: grandma fashion, she had set the table.

906
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 16: Up with cups and sauces, unwrapped her jam sponge roll

907
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 16: and popped in the cupboard. When it came to cake time,

908
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 16: she brought out the cake, which was covered in ant,

909
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,319
Speaker 16: took it over to the sink, washed all the ants off,

910
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 16: popped on the table, cut it into pieces, and everybody

911
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 16: went about their business.

912
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 5: Washing it underwater.

913
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 8: But I looked over at my husband, who had already

914
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 8: finished his first piece and was cutting his second piece.

915
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:46,560
Speaker 3: What and he seen all of this, the ants, the water.

916
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 10: It must have been the norm.

917
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 8: And after now that I've been married in for thirty years,

918
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 8: it absolutely was the norm.

919
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 3: You're kidding?

920
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 7: What Nana with the ants on stuff?

921
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 16: Nana had great stories, don't worry about And there was

922
00:41:58,200 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 16: more than Nana just there.

923
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 3: Wow. Wait, did you have any of the cake?

924
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 18: Well?

925
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 19: I hadn't have been going out with you about a

926
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:04,879
Speaker 19: month and a half.

927
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 10: But do you want to be rude?

928
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 3: Oh my god, so you did?

929
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 18: I hate the cake?

930
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 7: I earlier you can't.

931
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 3: You're right, it's a kind of it's a deal breaker,

932
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,240
Speaker 3: isn't it.

933
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 10: You can't upset banana.

934
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 3: No, maybe it's a test that they did. You know,

935
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 3: we test there anyone who brings home to you like it.

936
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 3: Let's Sashi pass the ant test. Karen, that is a

937
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 3: great story. Thank you very much for calling him. Have

938
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 3: a good day, Adele, Good morning, Adele.

939
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 10: Yes, sorry, hi, and now.

940
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 3: Adele, I understand that you are the second cat owner

941
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 3: that's got a talented cat. Ah.

942
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:52,399
Speaker 1: Yes, I've taught my cat to find our I can't

943
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: say that.

944
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 8: Yeah.

945
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 19: The herb, Yeah, the herb.

946
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 3: Like him some specific set of skills. I mean, why

947
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 3: not all the herbs on command? You know, the green

948
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 3: ones nose and the other ones are spices as well

949
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 3: with the purple heights.

950
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we just picked one to start with. He

951
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: quite well.

952
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, they move on to the onion powder.

953
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 5: Find it in the cupboard or the herb garden, or

954
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 5: just out in the wild.

955
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 7: To get some mint as well.

956
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:28,280
Speaker 1: Barry, he's not that good, but he can.

957
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:28,840
Speaker 3: So.

958
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 1: He's got a plank of wood and he's got like

959
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: five little tubes.

960
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 3: She's got like a charcootering sort of thing going on there.

961
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,879
Speaker 3: But she bleats down winning in some cheeses and.

962
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,919
Speaker 1: One of them contains the smell of the herb, and

963
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 1: he will indicate. So he puts his paw on the

964
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 1: one that's got it. So if you move it along

965
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 1: the plank, can you swap it with a different one?

966
00:43:48,960 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 1: He will sniff the tops of the I am.

967
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 3: What a talented cap. Want to go to Hey, I

968
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 3: need full to the bottomers the door opening, Connor the

969
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 3: herb tasting. And now you get three.

970
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 7: Ones and you do the old you know, the cup

971
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:12,719
Speaker 7: of ball trick?

972
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 3: Which one is it?

973
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 7: And what's your name of your cat?

974
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 10: Here memes Roger.

975
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 5: Roger, great TVC if you's here on Friday.

976
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 3: Pensyler In Jack, pensylym in Adele, thank you very much.

977
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 3: Don't get with him and now it quickly booked a

978
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 3: him for Friday. Yeahpa, state of dal bring Roger. We'll

979
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 3: provide the herbs. Rachel, good morning, good morning Christian Jack.

980
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,480
Speaker 3: And how are you? Yeah, it's a great Rachel. So

981
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 3: what have you got a cake story or a piffing story?

982
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 10: A piffing story were you were.

983
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 3: You doing the piffing or did someone get pifty you.

984
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 19: Actually it was my husband and it was many many

985
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 19: years ago.

986
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:50,879
Speaker 13: We were doing.

987
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 19: Something outside and he had a sledgehammer in his hand

988
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,879
Speaker 19: and things weren't going the way that.

989
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 10: He wanted them to.

990
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 19: So after a bit of churching twearing, the sledge.

991
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 10: Hammer way flying.

992
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 7: Not an easy thing to pi, to be honest.

993
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 13: Well, looking we're flying over the seats and I had.

994
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 19: To go around and ask see neighbors if.

995
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,879
Speaker 3: I could have my sledge warning as hedgehander goes over

996
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,840
Speaker 3: fence in the air like Hamma sledge o. That's a

997
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 3: big one.

998
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 13: So so that was fun.

999
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 1: But anyway, nobody got quite.

1000
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 3: An awkward thing to go and as said, can we

1001
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 3: my husband just threw sledgehammer through the air to your

1002
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 3: god going to go and get it back.

1003
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 7: It's one thing going on, Can we have our ball back?

1004
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 3: Thirty?

1005
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 13: Well, look you do what you do, don't you?

1006
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely do. Like Roger, he can tell oregano herb

1007
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 3: or not. Rachel, thank you very much. The stories say

1008
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 3: you guys, bye bye. Now all right, so we're looking

1009
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 3: for more pets with talents. At the moment, we're just

1010
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 3: getting smashed with our two. We're getting smashed very heavy.

1011
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 3: Jack come worried now for the ultimate radio show that

1012
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 3: we're building Friday in the Super Bowl. Really of super

1013
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 3: talented pets, it's just cats at the moment. You've got

1014
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 3: Roger who can detect oregano, and they yet Connor, who

1015
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 3: can open a closed door. We need to have a

1016
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 3: few more animals that aren't just the cats showing up.

1017
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 7: And cats are really.

1018
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 3: Representing today at the moment. What about the rest of

1019
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 3: these lazy pets with no skills or talents nine four

1020
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 3: one four one four three your cake stories and stories

1021
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 3: of piffing things as well, one thousand dollars A caller

1022
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 3: of the.

1023
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 2: Week Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast Christian O'Connell show.

1024
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 3: Well, luky, lookie, we asked for other talented pets because

1025
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 3: we've just been smashed. We've had two with wall to

1026
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 3: wall talented cats. The dogs have heard this. They got

1027
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 3: a little bit jelly bety and they've nudged their owners

1028
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 3: to call.

1029
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 7: We have not one or two.

1030
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 3: We've got two dogs with talents and a cat and

1031
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 3: dog double. Don't touch that dial, listeners, Joe, good morning,

1032
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,839
Speaker 3: good morning. All right, so you got a turnted dog.

1033
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 9: I do enough of a cat. My dog manages to

1034
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,240
Speaker 9: open the pantry take.

1035
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:15,919
Speaker 8: The loaf of bread.

1036
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 18: He stands up on his hind legs, steals the loaf

1037
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 18: of bread, sneaks outside, shakes the bag, and then strategically

1038
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,319
Speaker 18: places each slice of.

1039
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 9: Bread in the backyard. Then he goes and hides and

1040
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 9: waits for the birds to come down so he can bounced.

1041
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 9: He hasn't caught one yet, but he's not giving up.

1042
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 3: Wow, what was expensive sourdough? What kind of bread is

1043
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 3: he wasting on this.

1044
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 9: Labor an average white loaf?

1045
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 18: But I think he's watched the kids he used to

1046
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 18: set up the old box on the rope and stick

1047
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,359
Speaker 18: trick and try and catch a bird in the backyard. Well,

1048
00:47:57,400 --> 00:48:01,280
Speaker 18: I think he watched that and he's trying it himself and.

1049
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 7: His success rate at the moment is zero. It's like

1050
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 7: as thing.

1051
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 3: And every day he goes today is going to be

1052
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 3: the day, and we go get the bag and we

1053
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 3: go rinse, repeat, yes, and why is the family?

1054
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 5: Did you want to catch a bird as.

1055
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 18: It was just the fun thing you did in the backyard?

1056
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:20,720
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1057
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone growing up Australia has got those stories. Weren't

1058
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 3: catching them birds all right? Only in Australian Joe, thank

1059
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 3: you very much for your very lovely story.

1060
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 11: It is.

1061
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 3: It's when he isn't ready in the UK and a

1062
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 3: story like that about trapping birds and then we didn't

1063
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 3: even know what happened to them after was putting pies?

1064
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 3: Were they? Now?

1065
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 7: How do we do that one?

1066
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 3: With my old simate dream of this greatest radio ever?

1067
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 3: We kin'd have a set up here a bird trap

1068
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 3: with a dog trying to lure them.

1069
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:59,280
Speaker 7: Lee, good morning, good.

1070
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,240
Speaker 10: Morning team, how are we on this cracking morning?

1071
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 3: It is this you DoD rightly, it's a beautiful morning.

1072
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,720
Speaker 3: Now you've got to store about a dog with a talent.

1073
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:09,280
Speaker 10: I certainly know. We've got two acres on the morning

1074
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:12,280
Speaker 10: to peninsula and we've got a jack Russell name Rocky.

1075
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 10: He's two years old. We let him out and he'll

1076
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,439
Speaker 10: run into the we've got free range chooks, so you'll

1077
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 10: run into the free range area, run into the coop,

1078
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 10: run up a ramp and go into the nesting box

1079
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 10: and collect the eggs for us.

1080
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 3: Now, how does he connect them without breaking them? Does

1081
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 3: he put them in his little jack russell.

1082
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 10: Mouth really gently, just his mouth and they sit there

1083
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 10: and he just does not basically move his jaw. Then

1084
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,920
Speaker 10: you'll run back out the pen and he'll just literally

1085
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 10: place them.

1086
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 3: This is one of the best ones.

1087
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 5: So he does it one at a time.

1088
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 10: One at a time, basically. Yeah, Like he won't grab

1089
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 10: them all. I won't lie, but you'll go out and

1090
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 10: just grab them as many as he can.

1091
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 3: And then if you want to make it big onlet

1092
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 3: though you're like Rocky, we're going to have a lot

1093
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:55,719
Speaker 3: of work out today, my friend.

1094
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 7: Your steps are going to go to the roof.

1095
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 10: Yeah. The only thing he doesn't do is poach him

1096
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:00,400
Speaker 10: for us.

1097
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 3: We'll give it timear rock That is a legend. So

1098
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,319
Speaker 3: how many eggs can you do? What will you do?

1099
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 7: Like three or four?

1100
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:14,040
Speaker 10: Only one egg at a time?

1101
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, but you do like will he get three

1102
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:16,799
Speaker 7: or four?

1103
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 3: Does he have a little breather?

1104
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 10: No, you'll just keep going back and grabbing them. Yeah.

1105
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,200
Speaker 7: And the jack Russells are mad, aren't they.

1106
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 10: Well, that's the thing, is the opposite of our other

1107
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Speaker 10: jack Russell that we had, because he wouldn't come out

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Speaker 10: with an egg, he'd come out with a chalky.

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Speaker 3: Chicken.

1110
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Speaker 10: Omelets, what came first, the chicken or the egg?

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Speaker 3: You got it? This morning, guys, Lee, I love it.

1112
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Speaker 7: Thank you very much. You call him mate, very funny.

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Speaker 10: Take care you have a good date.

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Annie, Good morning, Good morning guys,

1115
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 3: and he welcome to the show. So are you the other

1116
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 3: lady then who has a dog and cat double acts.

1117
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 19: Yeah, we've got a bit of a cross species collaboration

1118
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 19: going on.

1119
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:08,960
Speaker 3: Make it's expensive.

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Speaker 19: So we have a really fat orange cat who likes pastry,

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00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 19: but he can't open containers.

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00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,359
Speaker 3: He got golf the sound of it. Does he love

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Speaker 3: as well? Is your husband called Jim.

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00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 19: Has actually looked a lot like that what he's figured

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00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,759
Speaker 19: out over the years. If I leave, you know, the

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00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 19: kids muffins for their lunch. Doctor a nice little round

1127
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:38,240
Speaker 19: of cookies sitting in the middle of the kitchen counter

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00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 19: where the dogs can't reach. He goes and pushes them off.

1129
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 19: The dogs break into the containers and then they share

1130
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Speaker 19: the spoils.

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00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 3: Beautiful. It's a two pet height, isn't it.

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Speaker 13: It is?

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Speaker 19: But in the beginning we couldn't work out what was

1134
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,320
Speaker 19: happening because I'd have the stuff sitting there ready for

1135
00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 19: the kids lunchboxes, and in the morning it was I

1136
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,799
Speaker 19: knew the dogs couldn't reach up there, and I knew

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00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:06,520
Speaker 19: the cat couldn't open containers. And then we spread them

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Speaker 19: India and nine of.

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00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 3: Them were spilling any beans. You'll keep quiet, but you

1140
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Speaker 3: keep quiet, yeap.

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Speaker 19: So we have to keep the keep the bakeods inside

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Speaker 19: the ft of the oven here.

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00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,720
Speaker 3: Oh what a shame great story, Annie, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: about what pets are hot, celebrities anything, actually asking humans

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Speaker 3: to send in pet celebrities and then running with a

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Speaker 3: very firm hand. Today is National stress Awareness. Stay, guys,

1155
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 3: are you relax right now?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely?

1157
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 3: How are you?

1158
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 7: I'm feeling very good.

1159
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 5: Because we're worried about you. Actually, the day two of

1160
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 5: your daughter moving out.

1161
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 3: I just sent her another message, not the one I

1162
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:24,280
Speaker 3: sent this time yesterday morning a reply, she's busy.

1163
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 7: You know it's early days.

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00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 3: No, it's early days. It's all going really well. I

1165
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 3: came home yesterday and I bet you would be doing

1166
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 3: this pantcy when he already leaves in a couple of years.

1167
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:37,719
Speaker 3: Time is she's distracting herself a lot.

1168
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:40,320
Speaker 5: It's clear out the garage Sunday.

1169
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 3: Yes I came out and she was I thought raccoons

1170
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,959
Speaker 3: are in the pantry. And I was like, oh god,

1171
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 3: we you only did this a couple of weeks ago.

1172
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 3: There's no way that pantry needs more organizing. And she said.

1173
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:53,839
Speaker 3: My mother goes to me. We moved our eighteen year

1174
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:57,680
Speaker 3: old daughter out on Sunday. She goes, Chris, I don't

1175
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 3: know what it is. I'm not myself that I went, yeah,

1176
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:03,720
Speaker 3: because you know, youngest daughter, we moved her out yesterday.

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00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,880
Speaker 3: That's what it is. The mystery's over. She goes, I

1178
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:09,919
Speaker 3: don't know. There's a churn in my stomach. There's a churn.

1179
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:13,040
Speaker 3: Chris went, here's the chance she's not his. It's sad.

1180
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 3: There's grief in there. You've got a face. As she goes, Chris,

1181
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 3: I think the problem is I'm just tired again. You're

1182
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 3: tired because the kid got moved out yesterday, and.

1183
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 5: You're working over time to avoid confront.

1184
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 3: And then she says to me, you know, I said,

1185
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 3: I can feel it. Now, you can get in touch

1186
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:28,440
Speaker 3: that sad this went. There is no point as winding

1187
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,400
Speaker 3: yourself up. I'm not winding myself. I'm accepting my feelings

1188
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 3: right now. I thought that last twenty seven years of marriage,

1189
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 3: you want me to do more of this. Now I'm

1190
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 3: winding myself up. And I said, how are you coping

1191
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 3: with it? And she's doing this thing at the moment

1192
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:45,400
Speaker 3: where she's imagined that Lois is on holiday for two weeks,

1193
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:48,960
Speaker 3: where is moving it two weeks? And there'd be nothing

1194
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,279
Speaker 3: else to sort out in the house other than what

1195
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,240
Speaker 3: that churn is really about.

1196
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,320
Speaker 5: There's so much stuff you can rearrange.

1197
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,840
Speaker 4: It's all that unused energy because he's a mum and

1198
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 4: a parent. You're used to being on call to for

1199
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Speaker 4: seven you know what You're right? Actually, like, where do

1200
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:04,640
Speaker 4: I put all this innergy to take.

1201
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:05,040
Speaker 8: Her for walk?

1202
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:05,600
Speaker 7: Yesterday?

1203
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 3: I'm joking after dinner she was like this. Now I

1204
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 3: didn't nderstand it. She had this crazy energy about her

1205
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,919
Speaker 3: all right, she was like a tweeter that need another fix.

1206
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,440
Speaker 3: I went, did do you want to go for a

1207
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 3: walk or something?

1208
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 17: Right?

1209
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,839
Speaker 3: We went out for a walk at eight o'clock. I

1210
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 3: was knackered, but I was like, I need to I'm

1211
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 3: gonna have to walk my wife in the evening. Now.

1212
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 7: My mom used to have with her with all those launches,

1213
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 7: go Sarah, fetch.

1214
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:29,040
Speaker 5: My mom used to call it getting you wiggles out

1215
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:31,840
Speaker 5: after dinner. It's like, don't get your.

1216
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:36,320
Speaker 3: Let's never hear that phrase. Every good, sure, for sure,

1217
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:40,480
Speaker 3: all right today? And I'm now stressed BP having to

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Speaker 3: the roof, and I've got the charm. We're looking for

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00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 3: your nervous movies. Make a movie nervous uneasy rider. Oh,

1220
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Speaker 3: I don't think we're meant to go down this road.

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Speaker 3: Silver Patsy loved Olive You and John and Xanadu much

1222
00:55:55,719 --> 00:56:00,080
Speaker 3: more chilled out version Zanexado. Yeah, Silver plus merely it

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00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:04,280
Speaker 3: was dreading Gold, the nervy ending story.

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Speaker 5: Silver.

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00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:14,399
Speaker 3: Everyone loved Tom Forest is so Low. Everyone loved Tom

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Speaker 3: Hanks and Forrest grump Right, Oh you did you give

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00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 3: it away? No? No Forest Jumpy and uh oh that

1228
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 3: little fellow Ralph, he's already scared at the moment. That's right,

1229
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:28,880
Speaker 3: breck it Ralph, Jack.

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00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 7: What have you got there? Make a movie, nervous.

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Speaker 5: I have the figure on the roof, the figure.

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00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 3: All right, Rural drawer, Bronze, the.

1233
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:44,080
Speaker 5: Blair Twitch Project. Yes, that's Gold Fighter Flight Club.

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00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:45,600
Speaker 3: Oh, that's very smart.

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Speaker 7: Gold and Peter Pan is very nervous.

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Speaker 3: What's up with him?

1237
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Speaker 5: Your pants?

1238
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Speaker 3: I'm afraid that is gold plus.

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Speaker 7: That is the highest.

1240
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 3: All right, text him in, then make a movie nervous.

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Speaker 3: Oh four seven five.

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Speaker 7: Three, one oh four three.

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Speaker 3: Art Union. Today's time waste. So then we're asking to

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Speaker 3: make a movie, nervous. Jack. You read to Mark, I'm ready, Iceman,

1250
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Speaker 3: No nerves with this fella, all right, nervous movies, dead poets,

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Speaker 3: anxiety from Debbie.

1252
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Speaker 5: That's gold.

1253
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 3: Watch your back to the Future. Silver. There's something scary

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00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 3: about Mary from Mystic Quiver Gold Gold, Someone's a little

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Speaker 3: bit jumping over there today, gool that was my ethel, Oh,

1256
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Speaker 3: very very good Ethel the man from Snowy Quiver silver.

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Speaker 7: This is doubtful.

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Speaker 5: That's a gold plus yea.

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Speaker 3: When Harry met valium gold? Uh, John Tick gold plus.

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Speaker 7: My best friend's wetting herself.

1261
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Speaker 3: No need for that kind of language.

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Speaker 7: That one plus, Oh my god.

1263
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Speaker 3: You're kidding don't make any sense. Yesterday anyway, they weren't perticately.

1264
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Speaker 3: I'm gonna getting sweaty hands silver? What on Troy Edward

1265
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Speaker 3: fidget hands silver? When Harry sweats Sally silver plus twenty

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Speaker 3: one Jumpy Streets bronze.

1267
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Speaker 7: Honey, I shrunk the skid marks.

1268
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 3: No no, no, no no, come on, pace off, you know,

1269
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 3: pacing up and down to her face after us and

1270
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Speaker 3: Chris silver. The tummy grumble games got a tummy grow.

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Speaker 3: Doctor know was a great bond ye Dodor. Oh no, I.

1272
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Speaker 7: Love that one.

1273
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:20,120
Speaker 3: I love the Dodtor my greatest ones ever, the doctor. Oh,

1274
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:26,240
Speaker 3: let's swell on that one. India benzo a driver said

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00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 3: baby driver. Austin Powers, the spy who canceled me. It's

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Speaker 3: going to be okay. Silver, sweat Patch Adams, well done,

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Speaker 3: stefan In Sandher Sweat Patch, Adams is high Glass, and

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Speaker 3: finally Nathan with Starship Poopers.

1279
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Speaker 5: Oh why not?

1280
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Speaker 3: God? No last song for us, And I'm gonna tell

1281
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 3: you about tomorrow's show.

1282
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

1283
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 3: Today's some big questions once more. We're asked by the show,

1284
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 3: do you have a pet with a talent?

1285
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:08,520
Speaker 12: No business like showal, This is like, no, there's his

1286
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 12: line all.

1287
01:00:11,120 --> 01:00:16,439
Speaker 1: I've taught my cat to find Oregon. Yeah, his name is.

1288
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:19,800
Speaker 13: Connor with a inter cat and he can open doors.

1289
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:24,200
Speaker 9: My dog manages to open the pantry, take the loaf

1290
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:28,200
Speaker 9: of bread and then strategically places each slice of bread

1291
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:31,040
Speaker 9: in the backshet. Then he goes and hides and waits

1292
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,440
Speaker 9: for the birds to come down so he can pounce.

1293
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 10: We've got a Jack Russell. You're running up a ramp

1294
01:00:36,280 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 10: and go into the nesting box and collect the eggs

1295
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 10: for it.

1296
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 3: Huge show.

1297
01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:42,959
Speaker 7: Why are you good at your watch?

1298
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 5: I'm getting textician. Sorry I got to turn that feature

1299
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:46,600
Speaker 5: off on.

1300
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:49,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, no you really have Yeah, maybe just just don't.

1301
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:49,800
Speaker 3: It's hard when you're doing.

1302
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 7: A Rady show. It's just staring at his watch.

1303
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 3: Well, amazing story after amazing story after amazing story.

1304
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:58,640
Speaker 7: So did you even hear that Jack Russell.

1305
01:00:58,400 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 3: Recap Gordy by Son?

1306
01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 5: He's again so he's saying.

1307
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:06,960
Speaker 3: I want to see that message. He's so smart for

1308
01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 3: that this because he knows we can't get married.

1309
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,520
Speaker 5: I heard him the first time, the amazing stories?

1310
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 3: What was it? One in the middle?

1311
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:15,040
Speaker 7: What does Connor do?

1312
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,680
Speaker 5: What does Conna do?

1313
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 7: What did that Jack Russell do?

1314
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:21,640
Speaker 5: Picks up eggs from the chicken?

1315
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:21,840
Speaker 10: COO?

1316
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 3: That's not his name? What's that Jack Russell's name?

1317
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 5: Roger Rockie?

1318
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:33,320
Speaker 3: Yes it is, damnit? It was attention now, producer Rio,

1319
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:38,200
Speaker 3: do you aspire to be a great producer? Always?

1320
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:38,800
Speaker 15: Every day?

1321
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 7: Producer?

1322
01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 3: Kadin, do you aspire to be a great producer?

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Speaker 12: I am a Brilli producer.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, no, I don't aspire to it.

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Speaker 3: I am.

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Speaker 8: You do?

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Speaker 3: But may you're probably still upset about card him being

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Speaker 3: sick again. Yeah, you're aspiring's naing it?

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Speaker 7: What a divided team already?

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Speaker 3: This is not quite the kind of response.

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Speaker 7: Can you get that bit right? Let alone?

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Speaker 3: Actually my request today is to once more, the second

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Speaker 3: time in the row, twenty four hours on to see

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Speaker 3: this is it? Now? You've got the last twenty two

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Speaker 3: hours to find out the truth about Barack O. Lama

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Speaker 3: the Lama.

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Speaker 11: Okay, absolutely easy, all now one fifteen emails been knocked

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Speaker 11: off in four hours from now, or you've been tricked by.

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Speaker 3: Someone who's got a hotly cool owl, which the listener's

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Speaker 3: got immediately means ow ol packer.

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Speaker 5: You essentially got catfish today.

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Speaker 3: Forled by children today.

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Speaker 14: If you're listening and you do hear me, you reach out.

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Speaker 14: No jokes, no pranks. I'm a serious radio journalist and

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Speaker 14: I need serious answers.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you've got twenty two hours to get the truth.

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