Speaker 1: People do some weird ship. Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 1: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 1: be addictive and expensive? I think that people. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're young and stupid, some things make more
Speaker 2: sense than others.
Speaker 1: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 1: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 1: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 3: No, you know, I had it in the car on
Speaker 3: the way home and I didn't have a spood, so
Speaker 3: I was like an hour a dillo trying.
Speaker 1: To get ants out of a whole. Bless yourself for
Speaker 1: the rude shocks of young adultsthood.
Speaker 2: Bean fingered as an awful sensation. You haven't been thinking
Speaker 2: about the right person. Goodness, may this is is just I'm.
Speaker 1: Still to play a couple of mitches.
Speaker 4: Hi, it's Jenna.
Speaker 5: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 5: this season.
Speaker 1: Sorry Now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koo. Hello Mitchell,
Speaker 1: Hi everyone, good I welcome back another episode another week.
Speaker 3: I feel like the standing up thing is stuck. You're
Speaker 3: still standing?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I'm still standing up. No one needs to
Speaker 1: know this by the way, No.
Speaker 3: But but I feel like they can hear the difference
Speaker 3: in your voice because I can see it in your face.
Speaker 1: You've got pink face. It's nice pink face. I'd love
Speaker 1: to know if people can tell the difference. I just
Speaker 1: feel more alert when I stand up instead of sitting down.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm genuinely I listened back to last week's episode
Speaker 3: and you had a there was a glow about you
Speaker 3: in your voice as well. Really, yeah, okay, I guess
Speaker 3: your body's working twice as hard to keep you from
Speaker 3: passing out.
Speaker 1: I know, well, you know how the Apple Watch things.
Speaker 1: I don't have one because I don't want to know
Speaker 1: how many steps I don't do a day. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know how they tell you like how often you stand
Speaker 1: up and whatever. Yeah, when I think about it, I
Speaker 1: don't stand much, so it could do me good once
Speaker 1: a week to stand for an hour.
Speaker 3: But I see that Apple Watch doesn't even make sense
Speaker 3: because it goes time to stand up, and you stand up,
Speaker 3: it goes great one hour added to your stand goal.
Speaker 3: I'm like, really, I stood up for twenty seconds.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 3: I don't get the math. And then you've got little
Speaker 3: bars that go you did eight hours of standing. I
Speaker 3: definitely didn't stand for eight hours.
Speaker 1: I also hate that your friends can see how your
Speaker 1: rings are doing, like how many steps you've done, how
Speaker 1: much standing you've done. That's none of anyone's business as
Speaker 1: far as I'm concerned. Yeah, and I don't know how
Speaker 1: to remove it.
Speaker 3: So I've got all these old friends that I used
Speaker 3: to know, like Nick, who used to work in the
Speaker 3: engineering department at aarn who left three years ago. Now
Speaker 3: it works at Tasmania. Always see when he goes on
Speaker 3: a hike. Nick just finished a hiker.
Speaker 1: Good for Nick. Well, I've got beef with another Apple product.
Speaker 1: That's my engine today. Oh, we're talking about that a
Speaker 1: little bit later.
Speaker 3: Interesting, you're pretty tech savvy. You're not bad. I've got
Speaker 3: friends that are shocking at tech. Have you been to
Speaker 3: the new Apple stores lately? They do classes like it's
Speaker 3: the Apple University.
Speaker 1: No, I did not know that was the thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was in there trying to get my Mac fix.
Speaker 3: And then I got shush because they're in the middle
Speaker 3: of a seminar, like this is a store man.
Speaker 1: But they are old people at the seminar. Yep. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I figured it was very sweet.
Speaker 3: Price keeper gene high Jennah.
Speaker 1: Now we can't forget Mitchell. It's Jenna's birthday. Happy birthday, Jenna,
Speaker 1: thank you our eternal flame. On your show, Mike Calender says,
Speaker 1: Jenna Benson's twenty ninth birthday. Is that true and it's correct? Well,
Speaker 1: it's like, yes, yeah for this life. Well, I've got
Speaker 1: your prisons. Oh, this might make sense to only some
Speaker 1: people listening. It's a bit of an inside joke with
Speaker 1: Jenner and I hear go, Let's see, I don't even know.
Speaker 1: This is last year. It was the pregnancy test and
Speaker 1: the fake bree last and Rue. Yeah, this one isn't
Speaker 1: a joke. Gift. I will say, lo, how slowly she's
Speaker 1: going to open it.
Speaker 3: Let's not say anything so people actually understand how long
Speaker 3: it takes.
Speaker 1: Whenever she is doing anything, it's like it's in slow motion.
Speaker 1: There we go, show me so because what is it?
Speaker 1: Her and I both fans of Mcloud's Daughters, one of
Speaker 1: the cast members, the chick who played Stevie and Mcloud's daughters.
Speaker 1: She's got her own clothing line now, the wandering Ossie.
Speaker 1: Because I don't know, she's just gone full hippie, because
Speaker 1: she's got no acting gigs anymore. I guess she just
Speaker 1: kind of drives around in a van.
Speaker 3: Is it a reference to it? It was the wandering
Speaker 3: Aussi a shop in the show.
Speaker 1: Well no, that's just her own brand and her motto
Speaker 1: is not all those who wander are lost. So she
Speaker 1: just does than have a house. This is a justifying home.
Speaker 1: What'sn't this? Yeah? How does she run a merch saw
Speaker 1: from a van? Is what I want to know?
Speaker 3: Hold on, Jenna, hold it up. That could fit me.
Speaker 3: That's very big.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's oversized and I got it in small. Can
Speaker 1: you make sure it I kept the docket.
Speaker 3: Put it on, Jenna. And that's such a nice U color.
Speaker 3: It's almost corpse pink.
Speaker 1: What would the return address even be if I needed
Speaker 1: to swap.
Speaker 3: It like herbux Comby van.
Speaker 1: See it.
Speaker 3: Put it through the window if the window's not open,
Speaker 3: where shut?
Speaker 1: Even trying it on is going to be some otion.
Speaker 1: Horry up. Oh that looks so comfy. Actually, there we go.
Speaker 1: So it's a it's a niche Mcloud's Sword's reference. But
Speaker 1: Jenna appreciated it. Oh it suits you. That size works.
Speaker 3: It's actually her color too.
Speaker 1: It's like a peachy sort of color. Happy birthday, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Should we get her on the podcast? Yes? Again, we
Speaker 1: show her name, Simone Jane McKinnon. That's right. I just
Speaker 1: think we need to ask how do you run a
Speaker 1: merch saw from the back of a van if you're
Speaker 1: always on the roads?
Speaker 3: We want ideas. What's her name again? Who did we
Speaker 3: get got?
Speaker 1: Brady Carter?
Speaker 3: Yes, so we've already had one. I mean, I'm sure
Speaker 3: we could make it happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh yeah, I mean we don't have to. You
Speaker 1: don't sound interested at all. No, I just worried for
Speaker 1: my safety.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, what if we put it behind
Speaker 3: a perspects piece of glass?
Speaker 1: Oh no, she wouldn't come in. She's on the road,
Speaker 1: she's wandering dune. Oh she needs she's wondering.
Speaker 3: She needs stubble a phone booth, Yes exactly, I mean
Speaker 3: brindle Beryl Doon.
Speaker 1: I go to the local station and connect.
Speaker 6: Did you know she used to date Jason Mamore.
Speaker 1: What really? He's hot. I need to google her. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I know we're in the ship in the open. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just look up Simone Jade Bickinnan and she played
Speaker 1: Stevie the Ranger on Mcloud's Stevie. Stevie's the big one,
Speaker 1: the big I'm one of the main ones. Holy shit,
Speaker 1: she did date him. Wow, I had no idea about
Speaker 1: that true story. When she was on Baywatch.
Speaker 3: I forgot she was on bay Oh there she is
Speaker 3: now ship Oh and look at this. This was only
Speaker 3: five years ago. Meet my baby, and she's got the
Speaker 3: Jane Fonderlook.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she takes the kid on the road
Speaker 1: to I don't know how he goes to school. Well,
Speaker 1: we can ask her all these questions. We get her on.
Speaker 3: All right, put a pin in it. I can try.
Speaker 1: You don't have to, I'll look after it, all right, all.
Speaker 3: Right, it's a very big show. Oh my god, as
Speaker 3: you know, God, how long ago was it when we
Speaker 3: ranked the doorbells?
Speaker 1: Oh, that was during Muffy Weeks, So I want to
Speaker 1: say episode one, O two.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it was that recent. But we had such
Speaker 3: an influx of doorbells sent into us and people showing
Speaker 3: off their doorbell the world's best doorbell, and we have
Speaker 3: actually deemed it. We have ranked the world's best doorbells.
Speaker 3: Beautiful set yea. We had five callers. They showed us
Speaker 3: their doorbells.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 3: And today we are taking it to the next step.
Speaker 3: We're ranking another sound.
Speaker 1: Should we revealed? What should I say? What it is?
Speaker 1: That's that's up to you. This is your baby.
Speaker 3: Everyone's got one, not all of the best, not all equal.
Speaker 3: We'll rank it later. We've got five idiots coming on
Speaker 3: the show, okay, and we're going to rank something that
Speaker 3: they all have.
Speaker 1: Fats could be come sounds. Oh is there a sound
Speaker 1: as in like the climax noises?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, imagine recording that is that yours?
Speaker 3: Let me think, Yeah, it's gutturall. There's a lot of
Speaker 3: contracting happening. It is it is? Anyway, that's later on
Speaker 3: the show. That's later on the show. We're ranking. It's
Speaker 3: going to be very fun.
Speaker 1: We've got listeners on taste tests. Yeah. September. Last week,
Speaker 1: he said that you wanted to try baby food.
Speaker 3: Well, it's not I wanted to try it so I
Speaker 3: was just envious that kids got all these raperties of
Speaker 3: garden and sugar snap p pure.
Speaker 1: You know you said that you wanted to try the
Speaker 1: baby food diet.
Speaker 3: Yes, because Caterina goosas who you could just see my friend. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: Katerina goosas who she shed the weight real quick. Probably
Speaker 3: the instant diarya she got.
Speaker 1: Well, I've been researching the baby food diet and I
Speaker 1: don't recommend it. Well, we'll deal with that later. So
Speaker 1: there is info out there on it's a thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's its health star rating? It is not backed by science.
Speaker 1: I can assure you with that.
Speaker 3: The Heart Foundation. Get we're not even touching it.
Speaker 1: Should I give you the rusky stick or whatever it's
Speaker 1: called now because you have to stuck on them for
Speaker 1: a while? Yes, bring it on.
Speaker 6: Yes, teething children.
Speaker 1: Yeah, teething rusks. There you go like that could last
Speaker 1: for hours? Yeah, oh, look at it. Actually, maybe I
Speaker 1: should save it for later because I don't want you
Speaker 1: sucking on a stick the whole episode. Every five minutes
Speaker 1: or so. You check in and see where I'm at.
Speaker 1: Good God, don't try and bite it. Just put them there.
Speaker 1: I find them so gross because like when kids suck
Speaker 1: and then they start dribbling slobber everywhere. They're not like tidy.
Speaker 3: It's got something like a chicken wing bone.
Speaker 1: You can get the bone. Al right. Well, I've got
Speaker 1: a couple more things to show you later. I kind of even.
Speaker 3: Wipe through it, I cry or can't wait, I'll put
Speaker 3: it down or rush down and will start with the gems.
Speaker 3: Are these are something you've noticed, something you hate or
Speaker 3: appreciate that the core of the show, the namesake of
Speaker 3: the show, if you will, it's something we've noticed.
Speaker 1: I've said that, haven't I? Yeah you did. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: been a rough but we've both got and is it
Speaker 1: just meet each and you don't know what the other
Speaker 1: is going to be.
Speaker 3: You don't know mine, I don't know yours. Correct, you
Speaker 3: can go first because I've been so pushy the last
Speaker 3: few weeks.
Speaker 1: Sure, all right, Well I've got beef with an Apple product.
Speaker 1: Like I said, let's go. Is it just do you
Speaker 1: hate spatial audio on air pods? Yes? Where did that
Speaker 1: come from? I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's very new, but how does it work?
Speaker 1: Explain it? So it's like, actually I don't know how
Speaker 1: to explain it. It's tricky because I found out about
Speaker 1: it the other day by accident. I must have updated
Speaker 1: them or something, my AirPods. I think it's only applies
Speaker 1: to the Airpod's pro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the Max because I've got the big ones
Speaker 3: and they do it too.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The original ones and they can. I just say, I
Speaker 1: much prefer the original AirPods. I've got two, and I
Speaker 1: really only use the AirPod pros when the other ones
Speaker 1: are flat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the silicon tips are too, and no, I don't
Speaker 3: like them.
Speaker 1: And I can't line better and watch TV with the
Speaker 1: silicone tips in my ears because they like get all
Speaker 1: waxy and yeah. Yeah, anyway, Spatial audio is basically like,
Speaker 1: let's just say I've just put my phone right in
Speaker 1: front of me and it's playing this podcast and then
Speaker 1: I turn. I turned this way, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, it's only in the right ear, ear closest
Speaker 1: to the phone. And then I turn this way and
Speaker 1: oh it's only in the left ear. Yeah, the ear
Speaker 1: closest to the phone. Yeah, it's like the phone become
Speaker 1: the point of view for the audio. It's real whack.
Speaker 1: And I didn't It caught me off guard because I
Speaker 1: didn't know that setting existed, and I was like, what's
Speaker 1: happening to my favorite Carte Limberogu song. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: so weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does it when you're like walking with music too,
Speaker 3: because I'll be on a walk trying to look at
Speaker 3: the scenery and the birds and then the song feels
Speaker 3: like it's rattling in my head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you dare turn your head one way, or
Speaker 1: you put the phone in your pocket and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, the perspective changes. Yeah, it's not a good idea. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, if you readjust like I use AirPods when I'm
Speaker 3: watching Apple TV when Hayden's asleep when I get home late.
Speaker 3: And if you like a sitting and watching and it
Speaker 3: thinks the TV's in front of you, then you readjust
Speaker 3: and you're on a different angle. The whole movie is
Speaker 3: out of whack because it still thinks the TV's in
Speaker 3: the old position.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. And it's like, I think Apple are making
Speaker 1: all these tiny little changes just to try and keep
Speaker 1: things interesting, and it's like we didn't need that, We
Speaker 1: did not need spatial audio. Having said that, you know,
Speaker 1: one of my favorite things ever is on Apple. Not
Speaker 1: on Apple, it's just you look them up on YouTube. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god. If you listen to your favorite song
Speaker 1: for the first time in eight day audio, that's a
Speaker 1: wild experience. Wait, how do you get eight D audio?
Speaker 6: Eight D?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I did. Do you know the song Delicate
Speaker 1: by Taylor Swift? This is for the best. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: did Delicate Taylor Swift eight D audio. Just look that
Speaker 1: up on YouTube. Oh my god, it's wild. It's fucking wild. Really.
Speaker 3: So we had four D which was like the Shrek
Speaker 3: experience at dream World when Fiona snots on you and.
Speaker 1: You get what. I never experienced that, but it sounded
Speaker 1: so cool at the time.
Speaker 3: Donkey goes, I need to take tack and then they
Speaker 3: spray mint in the in the studio.
Speaker 1: It's nice. So this is different to spatial audio because
Speaker 1: spatial audio is based on you know, where you've got
Speaker 1: your head, but this one it just automatically, like explores
Speaker 1: different sides of your brain. It's so whacked. So I
Speaker 1: would suggest listening to this with headphones. Okay, if you're
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast in the car, I don't know,
Speaker 1: rewind later listen to it with headphones. We've got headphones on.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to play Taylor Swift's Delicate eight D
Speaker 3: audio four hundred thousand views.
Speaker 1: Let's go for the best. Oh gave me a shiver.
Speaker 4: We can't make.
Speaker 1: But you can make me.
Speaker 3: It sounds like Taylor's a mosquito.
Speaker 1: It's like she's in my brain's on the left behind me,
Speaker 1: then she is on the right. Don't talk too much, sorry,
Speaker 1: donkeys and your Nike suck on the ruskin. I've seen colors.
Speaker 1: Isn't that weird? It's like she's breathing down my neck.
Speaker 3: While this is the perfect song too, because it's kind
Speaker 3: of whispery and haunty.
Speaker 1: Wait for the next bit when she says it is
Speaker 1: it cool that I said all that? That is literally
Speaker 1: like she's bringing your ear?
Speaker 3: Is it cool? Is it.
Speaker 1: In my head? It is delicate?
Speaker 7: Is it good?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So I find eight D songs quite cool. Look up
Speaker 1: one of your favorite songs in eight D. When you
Speaker 1: experience it for the first time, it's pretty weird. Some
Speaker 1: of them even go up to sixteen D. What does
Speaker 1: that mean? Janis Brasside.
Speaker 3: Ariana Grande eight D audio, three million views, seven rings.
Speaker 1: I feel like that'd be perfect. Oh okay, whoa, Oh, I.
Speaker 8: Didn't know that, dog, I'd never heard that before.
Speaker 1: She went down my back. Oh that's good.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm high, especially with half a rusk
Speaker 3: down should be hot box. If bitch, you want to
Speaker 3: want to suck him a rusk, She's.
Speaker 1: Like top with me. Wow? Yeah, see if Apple can
Speaker 1: activate like eight D mode on the phones. Sure, I'm
Speaker 1: here for it, but fucking spatial audio not here for it?
Speaker 1: Where you just accidentally walk away from the music. Yeah,
Speaker 1: get fucked up? A great I agree? Not a fan
Speaker 1: ready for my agent? Yep, hit me, here we go?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Do you agree? Nah? That everyone
Speaker 1: in the world is either a rat or a frog,
Speaker 1: a rat or a frog. You know.
Speaker 3: This has been inspired by JMO and Dylon, who are
Speaker 3: friends of the podcast.
Speaker 1: We've played some of their audio before.
Speaker 3: They are actually the only straight white male podcast that
Speaker 3: isn't insufferable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're quite lovely, actually nice. I feel like I
Speaker 1: could have a beer with them.
Speaker 3: Same agreed. They posted this on tiktog. It's gone super viral,
Speaker 3: but I completely agree with it. So this is from
Speaker 3: JMO and Dylan.
Speaker 1: Everyone either looks like a frog or a rat. Some
Speaker 1: are more frog than rat or more rat than frog. However,
Speaker 1: all people possess elements of both. What do you boys think? Look,
Speaker 1: I don't think I don't mind it. I'd be more
Speaker 1: ratty than frog, right, I think I'd be more ratty
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 3: If you google them, you can tell one is definitely
Speaker 3: they're both definitely rats.
Speaker 1: So is it about like your face or your energy? Yes,
Speaker 1: or both.
Speaker 3: I think it's both, mostly in the face, like think
Speaker 3: about it, Jenna, So sorry, but definitely rat.
Speaker 1: Yes. Wow. I wouldn't take that as an insult, Jenna,
Speaker 1: because like that kind of means slim, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you're up against Mitchell Cherry, who is definitely
Speaker 3: a clear frog.
Speaker 1: I'd be a little bit of both in that way.
Speaker 1: I think you're ready.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's ready.
Speaker 1: You're rat. Yes.
Speaker 3: What about Tom Holland, Famous Tom Holland, Oh he's a frog?
Speaker 1: Wait, I would not have said that.
Speaker 6: I'd say frog.
Speaker 1: Why.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I just can't see him.
Speaker 1: As a rat. Oh yeah, actually no, I'm looking now.
Speaker 1: Is a little bit frog? James Corden Frog? Amen? Frog? Ellen, Well,
Speaker 1: that's actually tough. That's just by nature rat based on
Speaker 1: the allegations rat Oprah frog. Yeah. Taylor Swift, Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to get fresh eyes on it. I think Swift.
Speaker 3: Sorry, but once you get down of the nose and
Speaker 3: the teeth, she's skew and rat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing wrong with being a rat.
Speaker 3: No knowing of the sights she's been on this show, before.
Speaker 3: And I hope she didn't take this, isn't taylor'swee, No,
Speaker 3: she hasn't. I hope she's not offended by this because
Speaker 3: there's only two options. They're both offensive. But I think
Speaker 3: one of the biggest frogs on TV is Angela Bishop
Speaker 3: from Studio ten.
Speaker 1: Oh, look at it, she's a frog.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, Sarah Harris from Studio ten Major Frog Energy.
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, I suppose so, but like that's not necessarily
Speaker 1: a bad thing because he said Tom Holland's a frog. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the hottest of the hot present company excluded. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm hearing. So Sarah, and and that's a compliment.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, Oh but Newton, Yeah definitely, yeah, rest in peace?
Speaker 1: What about Tracy Grimshaw? Yeah, Okay, let's think more international.
Speaker 1: Let's celebs, okay, Beyonce, Oh yeah, Beyonce? What she yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she definitely is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, definitely. What about Okay, let's go down that
Speaker 1: rate Adele, because that's a bit hitting myth, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Oh Adele? Yeah, she's even despite the drastic weight loss,
Speaker 1: He's saying that.
Speaker 3: She's a major even back in the day, major.
Speaker 1: Celebtil have lost weight. Rebel Wilson. I'm gonna say you, reckon,
Speaker 1: Has she always been a rat? No? People can change.
Speaker 3: I think she's always she was, but now don't forget
Speaker 3: she was once.
Speaker 1: Christy Swan, Oh, I'm telling you, you look at someone
Speaker 1: and they're either frog or rat, like there's no other
Speaker 1: animal that they can fall in between. What about people
Speaker 1: in our sort of industry, like influences and whatnot?
Speaker 3: Oh, friend of the show, all right, hat could even
Speaker 3: finish a sentence?
Speaker 1: Millie Graham? Yeah, no discussion, No discussion needed there. What
Speaker 1: about Carla from Bankstown? Yeah? SHERYLN. Barnes is one of
Speaker 1: my favorites creators of all time.
Speaker 3: Go she's on the lily Pad twenty four to seven.
Speaker 1: Abby Chatfield, Oh, you reckon? I think so okay?
Speaker 3: To be honest, I lent towards to start, but no
Speaker 3: definite major queen of the rats.
Speaker 1: In fact, Martha from Maths she's not a frog? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Maybe she is?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd like Kylie Jenner Martha all the cut or
Speaker 3: every Kutashian are frogs.
Speaker 1: Why you're a cardash because you think.
Speaker 3: About the plump face features rats is? You and jen
Speaker 3: are perfect examples of rats? And I'm a perfect example
Speaker 3: of you.
Speaker 1: Here is the implying that the Kardashians have a plumper
Speaker 1: face than me. That is just so far from the truth.
Speaker 3: Hey, sit down, rat oh RuPaul from RuPaul's Drag Race.
Speaker 1: Oh that's tough. That's a tough one, Rat. Sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: saying it no conceits but in drag Oh is it
Speaker 1: just me? That's enough of these two. Look now, let's
Speaker 1: hear and is it just you?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 1: Time for it?
Speaker 3: Is it just you? Oh?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Hold on? How's your little rusk going? I made
Speaker 1: it through the center of the roof. Do you know
Speaker 1: how hard it is to say rusk stick with a lisp?
Speaker 1: Try it? Rusk stick? Yeah, you go straight from an
Speaker 1: s k to an st and I have to really
Speaker 1: slow it down. Rusk sick? Oh even it's hard for me.
Speaker 1: It's not good. That makes it feel better.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's jump into an Is it just you?
Speaker 4: This?
Speaker 3: This is your chance as a listener to come on
Speaker 3: the show and do what we do every day.
Speaker 1: You just don't get paid the millions that we get. Mad.
Speaker 3: Look, it's fine, you'll get there one day. Something you've noticed,
Speaker 3: something you hate or appreciate. Tory's gotten in touch this
Speaker 3: week Hate Tory, Welcome, Hi.
Speaker 1: Hi guys, Hi Jenna, Hello darl And House things good?
Speaker 4: Cold?
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't it cold? I had to get the k
Speaker 1: maart eat it back out. I'm loving it.
Speaker 4: It's horrible. I hate it, but I'm so excited to
Speaker 4: be on the show.
Speaker 1: With our pleasure. Where about the calling from.
Speaker 4: Ah darling Hurst, d'reckney baby, it's not that doesn't work?
Speaker 3: So yes, we'll give a punch of song.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 4: I'm a finance manager.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what that means.
Speaker 4: No, I just work with money, you know Ah?
Speaker 3: On this show then there's so much of that floating around.
Speaker 1: That's the sort of job where if the uber driver
Speaker 1: asks you what do you do and you say I'm
Speaker 1: a finance manager, there's no follow up questions.
Speaker 4: I know there's no It's hard to explain sometime, but
Speaker 4: I just go, oh, just money.
Speaker 1: Imagine if her regym was just is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or is managing finance so hard?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Like how bad it is? I'm quite bad at it myself.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm Tory, Bradley's going to take you in and
Speaker 3: give us your jealk.
Speaker 4: Okay, sure, is it just me. Do you love looking
Speaker 4: at what people are doing on their phones like strangers?
Speaker 1: H Not really, not really, because I feel bad. I
Speaker 1: feel this immediate guilt and I'm like, no, look away,
Speaker 1: look away.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I love it. It's kind of like when
Speaker 4: you're in the city and you're looking at a hotel
Speaker 4: through hotel windows, and I love seeing what people are
Speaker 4: up to. It's weird because they have a whole other
Speaker 4: life that you just know nothing about, and it's really
Speaker 4: fascinating to me.
Speaker 1: See. I hate hearing that because every time I've got
Speaker 1: my phone out in public and I'm like, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh look, yeah, I always think to myself, oh, it's
Speaker 1: someone going to be spying on me, watching what I'm
Speaker 1: doing on my screen. But then I think, no, I
Speaker 1: would never do that to anyone else, so why would
Speaker 1: they do it to me? But now I know there's people.
Speaker 3: I was talking to someone the other day and I
Speaker 3: was trying to get like a looking at what they
Speaker 3: were doing.
Speaker 1: I was like really cranking the neck around.
Speaker 3: And they had one of those privacy screen protectors so
Speaker 3: you can only see face on, but if you're on
Speaker 3: the side, it blacks it out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the vibe that's yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't get one of those that because I
Speaker 1: don't have that much to hide, to be honest. But
Speaker 1: if you have you spotted anything juicy when you're on
Speaker 1: your phone snoopy, I.
Speaker 4: Mean not anything that really you know, anything really exciting.
Speaker 4: But it's just so interesting to see, like what people
Speaker 4: do in their free time when there's no one around.
Speaker 4: It's a little bit of a guilty pleasure. I must say.
Speaker 3: I love to air drop random photos of things to
Speaker 3: other people, like when you're on a plane or when
Speaker 3: you're in the public area.
Speaker 4: Could do that, I won't have apples.
Speaker 3: Sorry, she's long gone, she's gone to is gone.
Speaker 1: I was thinking that she had a really clear line,
Speaker 1: she had a great Yeah, I think that's the android shit.
Speaker 1: You're wrong. Did you actually hung up on its?
Speaker 3: Sorry, Tator, that's how it works.
Speaker 1: Well, thanks for calling, Tory, love you.
Speaker 3: Thanks, But if you're gone on it. Android people don't
Speaker 3: like Android people. Their emojis suck.
Speaker 1: They're like, you don't see their emojis when they send
Speaker 1: it to you, which translates to apple true.
Speaker 3: But I just know they suck because it's a green
Speaker 3: bubble and I go I knew they meant to give
Speaker 3: you the ugly grimacing emoji. Anyway, all right, if you
Speaker 3: want to get on the show, send us, is it
Speaker 3: just us? You can dms a couple of miches, send
Speaker 3: us a voice note too, or just get in touch
Speaker 3: and or grab you on the show right now, guys,
Speaker 3: you're all across what it is?
Speaker 1: You're all across what time it is? Jes As, This
Speaker 1: is that a moderator game tour.
Speaker 3: The townspeople look Jenner behind you.
Speaker 1: The townspeople are all on the mountain side.
Speaker 3: They are ready to deem. We've already done. Australia's actually
Speaker 3: international the world's best doorbell. Right today we are ranking
Speaker 3: the world's best car horn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, baby, everyone's got one.
Speaker 3: Everyone's got one, and they are different, Like my dad
Speaker 3: drives a BMW European car and it's like it's beefy horn.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Some of them are just single note horns, like
Speaker 1: a yeah. But then some of them are harmony. They're
Speaker 1: like they get more than one note at one.
Speaker 3: My mum's Volkswagon, she's had it for so long it's
Speaker 3: actually sad now. Ah, it used to be a Titan Bright.
Speaker 3: I'm a Volkswagon, so.
Speaker 1: You've got five people on the line ready to show.
Speaker 1: It's their horns.
Speaker 3: Five people, baby, from all walks of life. They're all
Speaker 3: live standing by in their cars.
Speaker 1: So should we begin, Okay, let's do it. Who we
Speaker 1: got up for? Let's go.
Speaker 3: Let's start with Charles. Actually, we'll get Charles on the line.
Speaker 3: Charles is in Bathist in New South Wales. Hi, Charles, Hello, Hi,
Speaker 3: welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Charles. What do you drive, Charles?
Speaker 4: I'm driving a scoder and right now in school pickup?
Speaker 4: So interesting?
Speaker 1: Oh a Skoda? What's that European? Right, Charles?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, well Charles, we're ready. Give us your horn.
Speaker 1: Okay, here it goes.
Speaker 3: You go one more, Charles, school consider.
Speaker 4: I'm sure.
Speaker 1: I like that. No, that's a that's a hefty horn.
Speaker 1: That one that's packed the part. Is it an old horn, Charles?
Speaker 1: Or a freshy afresh ah?
Speaker 3: I can hear it too. It was vibrant. It was
Speaker 3: vibrant and had notes of life left in it?
Speaker 1: Am I ranking these like the doorbells?
Speaker 3: Yes, you're in charge. Yeah, you're ranking from five to one.
Speaker 1: So that was Charles. It's a good one. Go out.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Jessica. Now, hello, Jessica, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Whereabouts are you?
Speaker 4: I'm in South Australia.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you drive to k that's a big mummy.
Speaker 1: That's a big soccer mum. Car is?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 1: Will drive right?
Speaker 4: Not for drive? Not?
Speaker 1: I will hit that. I want to hear there, go
Speaker 1: for it, jess Am.
Speaker 4: I doing it from inside the car. Outside.
Speaker 1: Well, you can't really do it from outside, can you?
Speaker 1: You have to physically hit it?
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 4: Here we go?
Speaker 1: Ready? Whoa are you in a garage?
Speaker 4: I'm undercover parking here?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That echo? That really adds to it. One more,
Speaker 1: just one more? All right?
Speaker 6: Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 1: That's a good horn. Yeah, that did things to me. Jessica. Wow, Jesse,
Speaker 1: don't you go anywhere. I got a feel in your
Speaker 1: clue because get your the top babait. Maybe let's go
Speaker 1: to Ripley. Oh my god, can you believe it? I'm not.
Speaker 3: Ripley's on. Hey, riple whereabouts you in the country?
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm in Melbourne, Melbourne. From Melbourne, Okay, so we're
Speaker 1: going right around. We're getting to taste of different horns. Ripley.
Speaker 1: What do you drive? I drive a two thousand and
Speaker 1: four Honda Integra Integra. That sounds kind of grand, doesn't
Speaker 1: I've never even heard of that.
Speaker 3: It's like a judge. You'd get into Laura orders for you,
Speaker 3: the presiding judges, the honorable Integra.
Speaker 1: So give it to us, Ripley, go for it all right,
Speaker 1: here we go.
Speaker 3: Wow, I instantly got transported. Don't know about you to
Speaker 3: primary school twenty and forty.
Speaker 1: Go again, Ripley. All right, Wow, that almost.
Speaker 3: Sounds like a SIMS like a video game.
Speaker 1: Did you ever play Grand Theft Daughter? I feel like
Speaker 1: you could beat the horn on there, Yeah, or like
Speaker 1: SIMS and hit and run. Ye, that's what it reminds me.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, a Ripley. That's a good contender.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Wow, this is tough. Actually, there is a
Speaker 1: three stronghorn.
Speaker 3: Well we're gone. Threw strong horns?
Speaker 1: Oh I got no horn for you. Okay, let's go
Speaker 1: to Lee. Now.
Speaker 3: Lee's called through highly. Where in the world are you?
Speaker 3: I am in blake Blakehurst.
Speaker 1: That in Sydney.
Speaker 3: It's in Sydney. Blakehurst is in Sydney.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 3: So we got another one from New South Wales.
Speaker 1: Lee. What do you drive? What's your car? Four wrap four.
Speaker 1: See the woman a few words, Lee, How long have
Speaker 1: you had your rab.
Speaker 4: Three years?
Speaker 1: Okay, so feeling you?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gave up smoking a PD an ice car.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that. Don't try and get pity points though.
Speaker 1: That is really cool though.
Speaker 3: Are you a frugal horn user or are you like
Speaker 3: honking everyone on the front and center?
Speaker 4: Um? No, I use it when I have.
Speaker 3: To on a podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, don't count your chickens before they hatch. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's hear the horn, leeg, go for it.
Speaker 3: Wow, that was for a RAB four A bigger cun.
Speaker 3: That's a high pitch horn.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, that one was a little bit painful to hear.
Speaker 1: But having said that, that makes it an effective horn,
Speaker 1: doesn't it. That's the sort of horn that if you
Speaker 1: honked behind me in traffic, I'd get pissed off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one more timely, Where are you at the moment?
Speaker 4: I'm at the front of my house.
Speaker 1: Okay, and I.
Speaker 4: Just scared a few high school kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh my god, there's school kids around. Can you
Speaker 1: can you hold down your horn for an uncomfortable amount
Speaker 1: of time?
Speaker 3: I can.
Speaker 1: It's car horned chicken. Can you just beap it as
Speaker 1: long as you can before you chicken out. That was
Speaker 1: pretty good. That wasn't That was pretty good? Pretty good,
Speaker 1: but no extra points. That's how the game. Thank you? Lee?
Speaker 1: All right? Can we go back to Charles in Bathist?
Speaker 1: Yeah we can.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going back back to Charles in Bathist.
Speaker 1: Are you still on the school run?
Speaker 4: Sure? I'm just about to pick up the kids.
Speaker 1: We just played a game of car horn Chicken with
Speaker 1: Lee and Blakehurst. Can you just hold down your horn
Speaker 1: for an uncomfortable amount of time until you chicken out?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You can.
Speaker 4: The teachers like right in front.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like wave them and go sorry, accident, You're
Speaker 1: not your boss, But I reckon aim for ten seconds?
Speaker 1: Go on, Charles?
Speaker 4: Ready, Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1: I reckon Ripley. I reckon Ripley. You'll do it. Let's
Speaker 1: go to Ripley. Charles Ripley is on. Hi, Ripley. You're there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but we've turned this into a
Speaker 1: game of car horn Chicken. Are you still in that
Speaker 1: in the underground park? Where are you again?
Speaker 4: No? I'm in my apartment's parking lot.
Speaker 1: Is there people around? Not so much?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Sorry, tunnel Jessica, are you there? Are there people around
Speaker 1: in that underground park. We've turned this into a game
Speaker 1: of car horn chicken. I'm just getting people to hold
Speaker 1: down their horn for as long as possible for all right,
Speaker 1: go on, you are all.
Speaker 3: Right, Thank you, Jessica. We're back to you with the
Speaker 3: results very soon. We have one more and fine car horn,
Speaker 3: which is actually ascending. They're not on the phone, yep,
Speaker 3: but we have a friend of the show and dad
Speaker 3: of Mitchell Kohon's I know, isn't this called just Ian
Speaker 3: Coombs is sent in his truck. I believe it's a
Speaker 3: truck or a tractor.
Speaker 1: Well, this is the point of difference, isn't it. It's
Speaker 1: a truck horn.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's different to a you stand, a commercial car.
Speaker 3: But this is Ian Coombs. He sent this in for us.
Speaker 1: So you wanted to get him on the phone, but
Speaker 1: didn't he say, oh no, there's no reception on the phone,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna have to film it and send it in.
Speaker 3: Which is still taken forever to get. But this is
Speaker 3: Ian Coombs and his truck horn.
Speaker 1: Okay, Mitch, is that truck horn you want to hear?
Speaker 1: That is harsh. It is quite satisfying to beat that
Speaker 1: horn too. So cute, isn't he. I've beat that horn myself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And because you're.
Speaker 3: Like, you're in a truck right like that, it reverbiates
Speaker 3: through the medal sounds different.
Speaker 1: You scare the shit out of anyone. This is potentially
Speaker 1: a super question. Have you ever driven in a truck before?
Speaker 1: I have? Yeah, it's fun because all the kids on
Speaker 1: the side of the road do that thing with their
Speaker 1: arm to like tell you to beat the horn. That's
Speaker 1: what that means. Yeah, I'll beat the horn, and if
Speaker 1: you're not a fun sucker, you'll actually do it.
Speaker 3: They get a thrill out of the truck in the
Speaker 3: middle of the steering wheel or is it actually a
Speaker 3: trigger like a string.
Speaker 1: Hit the steering wheel. It's an old about that.
Speaker 3: Well, it's time for a result. We need a decision
Speaker 3: out of you, Mitchell. Let me play the official intro
Speaker 3: because this, as it always does every time, turns.
Speaker 1: Into it's the top five. It's on five horns. God,
Speaker 1: it's tricky because I think this is tougher than the doorbit. Definitely, definitely. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking should I go five to one? Is that
Speaker 1: how we do this? Yeah? Five to one countdown Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like a countdown so you can want you Joe,
Speaker 1: it's a lesbian vo girl just.
Speaker 3: Clearly flew in, just floating.
Speaker 1: Okay, so number five in last place, I'm going to
Speaker 1: say Lee from Blakehurst. It was just a bit pitchy Barbara.
Speaker 1: Remember this one. That one just pisses me off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a bit of a Karen's horn.
Speaker 3: No, I agree, it wasn't my favorite horn. Sorry, sorryly
Speaker 3: that's number five.
Speaker 1: Okay, number four. As much as I loved this horn
Speaker 1: from Charles in Bathurst, this was it. That horn pack
Speaker 1: is a punch.
Speaker 3: I like the horn too. That was one of my favorites,
Speaker 3: I'll be honest.
Speaker 1: But he bitched it during car horn.
Speaker 3: I've punish you like the horn, but because he was
Speaker 3: a little pussy, he's been knocked out.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't use that word. Sorry, frightened the Lolipop lady.
Speaker 1: Number three just because I don't want to be accused
Speaker 1: of favoritism is Ian Coombs with the bog and Gate
Speaker 1: truck horn. Yeah, I agree, solid contender there, Ian. Let's
Speaker 1: have another listen? Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 3: When you're listening to them back all in a quick
Speaker 3: a quick like succession this is number three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also that wouldn't have bothered anyone because it's
Speaker 1: so isolated in the country. Number two, sorry, our Joe,
Speaker 1: can you introduce me? Thank you, Joe. Number two is
Speaker 1: Jessica with a clue. Yeah, that was hot. The horn
Speaker 1: itself is not that great, but just that echo of
Speaker 1: the underground car park.
Speaker 3: Yeah, have a listen to the horn.
Speaker 1: It was my favorite.
Speaker 3: If I was in charge, this would have been my
Speaker 3: number one.
Speaker 1: I loved it. Oh well, my number one has gone
Speaker 1: to in Melbourne with the Honda Integra. Listen to this.
Speaker 6: Definitely number one.
Speaker 1: Yep, No, that takes me back. That is hot. Ripley,
Speaker 1: how are you there?
Speaker 4: Hey? Yeah, you've won.
Speaker 1: You have the world's best one. King of horns, King
Speaker 1: of horns, give us another honk Ripley, All right, can
Speaker 1: here we go? Yeah? Yeah, I like that one. Amazing, gorgeous.
Speaker 1: It sounds like Simpson's Hit and Run.
Speaker 3: You're right now, grand Theft Autos video game horn and
Speaker 3: what was it the Holden Integrad Integra.
Speaker 1: That's now. Time I listened to it back, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's that number one? No, we got to run, it's
Speaker 1: been hard. Take it.
Speaker 3: Well, you can we'll send you an eager mug as well.
Speaker 1: Ripley to say congratulations, amazing, thank you so much, gaining
Speaker 1: a pleasure.
Speaker 3: Hunk us out, give us a honk us out, Give
Speaker 3: us like a tune or something, not much of a tune.
Speaker 1: His air bag just went off.
Speaker 10: Just me.
Speaker 1: Listening on Spotify.
Speaker 3: Don't forget to leave a five star eating you're listening to?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Remember last week on the podcast, you made the claim
Speaker 1: that you're jealous of baby's food. You think that they've
Speaker 1: got a better range of options when it comes to
Speaker 1: baby food versus adult food.
Speaker 3: I just think it's more exciting and they get different
Speaker 3: different textures, and they have pouches and it looks creamy
Speaker 3: and yarm like adult desserts few and far between.
Speaker 1: You were very impassioned about it. This is what you said.
Speaker 3: Kids get all the good snacks, they get all the
Speaker 3: good food rusks. I'd love to just suck on a
Speaker 3: sick of carbohydrate for a day.
Speaker 6: But no one's stopping you.
Speaker 3: You can't culture, society doesn't let me do it.
Speaker 1: Well, isn't this your yes man? Era? If I bring
Speaker 1: in baby food next week, will you try them? Yes?
Speaker 3: Good, okay, but I want sweet ones. I don't want
Speaker 3: the savory like mushy peas.
Speaker 1: Do you get what to given? And so I did
Speaker 1: say I was going to bring in some baby food
Speaker 1: based off our listeners recommendation. Well, I've already sucked on
Speaker 1: half a rusk, Yes you have. How's that going? By
Speaker 1: the way, the rusk, how would you even explain them? Surprising?
Speaker 1: There's still crunchy.
Speaker 3: It's like a crushket and like a really really dry
Speaker 3: biscuit in the shape.
Speaker 1: Of a finger. And what's the purpose of them?
Speaker 3: I think it's when babies are teething, their teeth hurt,
Speaker 3: so instead of giving them a rubber toy to suck
Speaker 3: and you give them a rusk and they kind of
Speaker 3: eat it and it gets soft over time.
Speaker 1: Right, So it's just meant to keep their mouth busy?
Speaker 1: Is that the point?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What God meant to bite it like that? No, you're
Speaker 1: definitely not. You could have snapped your teeth.
Speaker 3: I'm an adult with fully developed canine, so I'm okay,
Speaker 3: but a toddler I should not be biting this.
Speaker 1: They can't bite through it.
Speaker 3: I also need salt, sorry, but someone give me some
Speaker 3: mouth on sea salt.
Speaker 1: There actually is salt over here in Jackieo's desk. Give
Speaker 1: you want some?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 3: I want? Okay, I actually got baby music for this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is gorgeous. What do you want?
Speaker 3: What delectable delicacies do you have for me?
Speaker 1: Well, I did ask my sister, like, what's a baby's
Speaker 1: day on a plate? Because you know, she's got three
Speaker 1: kids and obviously she starts the day with a breastfeed
Speaker 1: And I'm not going to pretend I didn't try and
Speaker 1: get breast milk for this episode. But finally enough it's
Speaker 1: hard to come by. I was actually going to come
Speaker 1: in here and try and give you breast milk.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Genna, thank god you're not la day.
Speaker 3: I had to have latched on again.
Speaker 1: And so she basically just said, you want some fruit
Speaker 1: and stuff in the morning once she wants some a
Speaker 1: bit of protein and some veggies because she's a healthy mum.
Speaker 1: But I did put it out to the idiots as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so they've sent him some recommendations, and the two
Speaker 1: most popular recommendations in baby food world. Up the baby music.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Which one do you want to start with?
Speaker 1: There's two little pouches of baby food. One of them
Speaker 1: is dessert. It's like a banana custard. What's the other one?
Speaker 1: It's not savory, is it? I don't want savory. The
Speaker 1: other one is like a full on proper meal mushed
Speaker 1: into a little pout.
Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't want one ft I wanted like chocolate
Speaker 3: rich custard.
Speaker 1: No, but my sister said, you need to make sure
Speaker 1: that they get like a source of protein and they
Speaker 1: I'm a fully grown man. Yeah, but you said you
Speaker 1: wanted to do the baby food diet. It's like a friend.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm in my yes man era. Okay, okay, So do.
Speaker 1: You want to start with the banana custard? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's a bit more of a safe one there. And
Speaker 1: tell me if that's any way, shape or form different
Speaker 1: to normal adult banana cust So it's a hind banana custard,
Speaker 1: little treat. It's a little treat for me. I eat
Speaker 1: six of these.
Speaker 3: Now here's the thing, this little twisty top I'm cracking open.
Speaker 1: It's fun.
Speaker 3: But we have that with adults, like when is the
Speaker 3: last time you had banana custard?
Speaker 1: Never? Because it's not an option for us. I think
Speaker 1: I think it is.
Speaker 3: You can get like rice pudding and yogurt, but you
Speaker 3: can't get banana custard on tap.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you can. I'm really sure you can Google
Speaker 1: it's a strong banana.
Speaker 3: And now it says explore a six months plus and
Speaker 3: that's that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I suppose that is you. You are six months plus? Cheers, cheers?
Speaker 1: What do you think? Yuck? That's fantastic? Is there is
Speaker 1: there any different to normal? That is? I am not
Speaker 1: even embellishing for the show. That's delicious? Really, do you
Speaker 1: want to try something? Suck of the pouch? Not really?
Speaker 1: Come on, so you've just put your lips on it.
Speaker 1: Oh we've kissed, come on, just try it. I'll just
Speaker 1: kind of pour it into my mouth without making it
Speaker 1: and I didn't get any backsplash.
Speaker 3: It's really young and Jenna your next, Oh he's getting
Speaker 3: a good amount.
Speaker 1: It's delicious. It's like smooth, though there's less glug to it,
Speaker 1: as if a baby can choke on a little glug.
Speaker 3: Jenna, come on, open, I don't want.
Speaker 1: It, yack. Don't be fucking hysterical. Jack.
Speaker 3: That's not out of ten for me.
Speaker 1: Yes, So Rebecca said that that's her son'svorite. She recommended
Speaker 1: that in our sure, I don't want me, I'm okay.
Speaker 1: So that's the the cute, deserty one, the sweet one,
Speaker 1: that's what you were after. But then obviously everyone in
Speaker 1: our group is recommending the full on meal ones as well,
Speaker 1: which is just funked really, Like, how can you purate
Speaker 1: a whole lass chicken and peas? Can I read it
Speaker 1: past it to me? What is it? What does it say? Chicken,
Speaker 1: peas and whole meal pasta with this little photo on there,
Speaker 1: it's like a whole lass meal. Gross. This is six
Speaker 1: months too. It's straight off the bat. It's a heavier pouch,
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 3: It's instantly heavier. O wonder how Caterina Gooses did it
Speaker 3: because she lost ten I'm telling you she lost ten
Speaker 3: kilos in high school on the baby food diet. But
Speaker 3: she had the little pots I think that was pre
Speaker 3: pouch days, and she had a little spoon it was
Speaker 3: a foldable one and she would eat the pots of
Speaker 3: baby food. She lost ten kilo.
Speaker 1: And we'll come back to that. Because I've been researching
Speaker 1: the baby food diet. I know that you're considering it
Speaker 1: because it worked for her. But like I'd reckon a
Speaker 1: after you taste this and beat after I give you
Speaker 1: the fact that what like, literally a little green nugget
Speaker 1: came out. That is gross. I did not expect that
Speaker 1: baby food to be green. Imagine that when the baby
Speaker 1: shits it out. Oh, it's on the floor. Now I
Speaker 1: have to get it. Oh, yes, I reckon. After I
Speaker 1: tell you the pros and cons of the babyfood diet,
Speaker 1: and after you taste that, you'll be off the idea.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me you've got Katerina Gooses in the green room. No,
Speaker 1: I don't know who Katerina Goosegg is. All right, Rabbity's guarden.
Speaker 1: Here it goes?
Speaker 3: Is this chicken, peas and wholemeal pastam not sure where
Speaker 3: the brown color comes from, but it's more.
Speaker 1: Of a greenie. Let's go color.
Speaker 4: It's pasta.
Speaker 1: Oh my, you sound like you're enjoying it too much.
Speaker 1: Just say when people can't see your facial expression, they're
Speaker 1: just hearing this.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's dra I'm going again for something that's
Speaker 3: ninety nine per liquid.
Speaker 1: Hold on, that's thick. You just open your mouth and
Speaker 1: I saw it on your tongue. It is so gross
Speaker 1: and green. That's fucking awful. It's like Shrek hopped a
Speaker 1: gully in his mouth. That's what it looks like.
Speaker 3: I'm going back to that rust to just cleanse my
Speaker 3: pal So what does it taste like?
Speaker 1: Host like? I can't even explain it. Give it an
Speaker 1: I want to go. Does it taste like what if?
Speaker 1: Oh you put the num back when you threw it
Speaker 1: at me, I died. I can't tell you. Does it
Speaker 1: taste like chicken peas and wholemeal pasta?
Speaker 3: It tastes like the suggestion of chicken peas and whole
Speaker 3: I hate pea.
Speaker 1: So this is going to be gross. Oh it's so green?
Speaker 1: Why is it? Why is overwhelming? The hinds? Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. Oh oh, our parents, please don't feed this
Speaker 1: to your children. Yeah.
Speaker 3: If you want baby Jes to grow into a smart
Speaker 3: young woman, don't feed a raff in his garden.
Speaker 1: No, that's just cruel. I'm calling Doc.
Speaker 3: If you kids this ship, Jenna, please try come on.
Speaker 6: I can't this is disgusting.
Speaker 1: This is cruel. Jenna. We're not gonna We will not
Speaker 1: rest until you have a girl. I just have a
Speaker 1: big Jenna. I don't want to Jackie. I've seen you
Speaker 1: eat far worse. Have you seen the food that she
Speaker 1: brings to work when she makes her own lunch. It's
Speaker 1: like rabbit food. It's like a whole lettuce and one
Speaker 1: corner of a chicken sen itsel with like tomato sauce. Oh,
Speaker 1: she can't cook for ship.
Speaker 3: True, I don't hate to know what. I've never actually
Speaker 3: pictured gener eating a meal. I don't think i've seen
Speaker 3: her eat. I'm not.
Speaker 1: Is this the moment we find that she is a vampire.
Speaker 1: I've never seen you eat.
Speaker 3: I've seen you eat sweets and and treats, but never
Speaker 3: a barely.
Speaker 6: I can't have this.
Speaker 1: I've seen you. You had a little above Jennis.
Speaker 3: She's got a trill bird seed on the hook.
Speaker 1: No, come on, try it. You have to there we go,
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's just come on, we've all done it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's bonding, all right.
Speaker 1: Look at she's going for it. You didn't. She just
Speaker 1: touched her tongue with it. She's acting like she just
Speaker 1: have her bite and then wash it down with your water.
Speaker 3: She's acting like she's just a tissue.
Speaker 1: No, I need a tissue. Were a tissue right there?
Speaker 6: You have a tissue just in case I need to vomit.
Speaker 1: What's the tissue going to do? You're sure you don't
Speaker 1: want to be.
Speaker 3: She is hysterical.
Speaker 1: She acts like we've got a gun to her head.
Speaker 1: We're really not traumatizing her. Just try it. Trying it here,
Speaker 1: we go, Oh no, yeah, So how are you feeling
Speaker 1: about the baby food diet.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing it unless it's.
Speaker 1: Is killing over turned her mark off. I don't want
Speaker 1: to win print. So the babyfood diet, she sounds like
Speaker 1: a baby. She just licked it. She didn't actually put
Speaker 1: it in her Catterina Grucius is a line bitch. Can
Speaker 1: I ask did she keep the weight off? You said
Speaker 1: she lost ten krees.
Speaker 3: This was when we were fifteen. She looks good now,
Speaker 3: but she probably put it all back on.
Speaker 1: The idea apparently the babyfood diet is you replace two
Speaker 1: meals with just baby food, but then you have to
Speaker 1: have an actual adult meal, but either lunch or dinner
Speaker 1: to make it somehow sustainable, because it's not sustainable for
Speaker 1: long term weight loss. It's a bit like a clean
Speaker 1: You'll lose it like that, but you'll put it back
Speaker 1: on as soon as you go about God and I
Speaker 1: got it. It's severely restrictive, not enough calories. You've researched this, Yep,
Speaker 1: it's low on protein and other nutrients. I mean, have
Speaker 1: you ever seen like a buff baby? Hello? No, No,
Speaker 1: I haven't. And it's actually more expensive than real whole
Speaker 1: foods when you think about it, like how much food
Speaker 1: is in here? Yeah? True?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And how much of that got so?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 1: Good point? All right. I wouldn't recommend it, but I.
Speaker 3: Will say if you're in a pinch and you want
Speaker 3: to put it was delicious for a dessert. That banana
Speaker 3: was great, Come on, come on, cust was good.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's fine, fine, but I wouldn't be replacing
Speaker 1: meals with.
Speaker 3: That, definitely not. Jenna is beside herself.
Speaker 1: Get over it, jin yucky. Well, if any of our
Speaker 1: listeners are currently lactating, please send us your breath for me.
Speaker 3: To try that po bucks.
Speaker 1: If we want to do the baby food diet, justice.
Speaker 3: Now milk, I promise I'm officially done. It will never
Speaker 3: be happy to So you agree that adult food is better?
Speaker 1: I agree, hands down. Were going to finish it off
Speaker 1: a few I was wrong.
Speaker 3: Now the pouch at me?
Speaker 1: Hey, Jenna Haby birthday, get it away from all right,
Speaker 1: we're getting out at you. Thank you for listening, everybody.
Speaker 1: Thank you idiots. Wow, what a weird week that was.
Speaker 3: Remember if you look at your mom or your dad
Speaker 3: and your partner this weekend, just think are they A
Speaker 3: or A?
Speaker 1: And get back to us, because everyone in the world
Speaker 1: is one of the two. I've never thought about that
Speaker 1: I'm going to be. I'm going to be scanning every
Speaker 1: face I see from now on.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're going to be walking through the city going
Speaker 3: rat rat frog, rat frog.
Speaker 1: Why don't we do our own version like we do
Speaker 1: pig or what's another animal equivalent to a rat bird? Pig, orfinch,
Speaker 1: pig or cassiwary, big sparrow. The most elegant bird in
Speaker 1: existence is igle. No, the Major Mitchell. Oh, they're like
Speaker 1: a galar. But the pinky, Yeah, they're pastel pink instead
Speaker 1: of that foul shade of watermelon red that glars have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, Major Mitchell would have been an
Speaker 3: awful man. It was probably some military mate. It was
Speaker 3: the major in the art. He probably sought millions.
Speaker 1: You know, you're dissing your own name at the same time, right, Yeah, true, Sorry,
Speaker 1: she said, there's no famous Mitchell's The bird.
Speaker 3: I want to google who Major Mitchell was stand by?
Speaker 1: Oh god, I thought we were leaving. That was so great.
Speaker 3: No, because I want to make sure Jesus, Oh Major
Speaker 3: Mitchell was an explorer.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 3: I'm sure he didn't you know, commit genocidghor I meing, So.
Speaker 1: Thomas said, to know that you haven't rethird today.
Speaker 3: Mitchell seventeen ninety two, shit surveyor, an explorer of southeastern Australia.
Speaker 3: Born at Grangemouth. He took up appointment here.
Speaker 1: Boring, boring born, Yeah, I interest. What did he do
Speaker 1: of the Peninsular War? Oh?
Speaker 3: No, he joined the army in Portugal, Portugal. In Portugal, Portugal?
Speaker 1: Is that what your thing?
Speaker 3: In Portugal?
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 3: He devoted himself to finishing his drawings.
Speaker 1: So he went from water art.
Speaker 3: What a pussy. He's a classic Mitchell and perfect for
Speaker 3: a pussy like pink bird. Hey, he left the war
Speaker 3: to focus on his oil paste health.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, I need to be discharged in the Portugal War.
Speaker 1: I left out my watercolors. They'll try up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can go, Major Mitchell. Oh that bird that
Speaker 3: just swooped you have.
Speaker 1: You can keep your semi automatic assault rifles. I'm going
Speaker 1: back to my easel. I'm so glad. I thought he
Speaker 1: would have been.
Speaker 3: You know, you know what happened when Captain Cook landed.
Speaker 3: It was horrific, So I thought maybe Mitch was involved,
Speaker 3: But no, he was a pussy on the ship on
Speaker 3: the endeavor.
Speaker 1: And now he's got the most like pathetic little bird
Speaker 1: named after him. That's so good. Oh classic, glad, I
Speaker 1: got it all right. Thank you for your service, Major Mitjohn.
Speaker 3: We will see you all next week.
Speaker 1: We love you. Thanks for listening. Leave us a review
Speaker 1: five stars and it will catch your things.
Speaker 3: Oh can't forget sorry, before we go, you can get
Speaker 3: me on Haddie Brownson.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, do you want to? If you want to
Speaker 1: double dose of this. I've managed to convince Mitch Cherry
Speaker 1: to come and feel in on trash Alley.
Speaker 3: Why the I don't know. Can I bring that in
Speaker 3: with me to the trash Ali HQ?
Speaker 1: I mean I really can't stop you, no, but yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're feeling in on trash Alley this week? All right,
Speaker 1: Hay is away So Wednesday seven am only on Spotify. YEP,
Speaker 1: this week's episode of trash Alley.
Speaker 3: I'm on trash Allie and I'm very excited, are you
Speaker 3: actually yes?
Speaker 1: Of course I'm famously flagged off the podcast as if
Speaker 1: it's some sort of threat to you.
Speaker 3: Now that I am part of it, I'm so excited
Speaker 3: and I think it's a great part of your career Mitchell.
Speaker 3: And I'm so thrilled to be supporting your podcast and
Speaker 3: lesser known podcasts to general, let's be real.
Speaker 1: So it's nice.
Speaker 3: I can actually claim missus charity tax back. So that's why.
Speaker 1: Well, any idiots that haven't checked out trash Alli before,
Speaker 1: don't worry. You don't have to have like a Spotify subscription.
Speaker 1: You don't have to pay for it. To download the
Speaker 1: app and then you'll be able to find the podcast there.
Speaker 3: So trash Alie, we will see you on trash Alli.
Speaker 1: When does that drop? Wednesday? Seven am. I did mention that,
Speaker 1: sorry was major Mitchell's on the screen. He's a handsome man.
Speaker 3: He's not bad.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: We love you guys, thank you for listening to this show,
Speaker 3: and we'll see you in a week.
Speaker 1: Catch to the in bbe now is.
Speaker 10: It just medcast by a couple of mitches?
Speaker 1: Make sure you've get to phollow on your podcast? Welcome
Speaker 1: to add brief. This is our secret segment. On the end,
Speaker 1: we wrap up and we say see ya, and then
Speaker 1: we're just talk shit. This is where our add runs
Speaker 1: a bit wild tangent Scalore. Oh, it really kicks in.
Speaker 1: There's no add brief on trash Alley. There's no bit
Speaker 1: to shit talk. There's no designated shit talk though. But
Speaker 1: do you like that?
Speaker 3: Because add brief we can get a lot off our chest.
Speaker 1: No, it's good, but they're still room for tangents. And
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I had a thought.
Speaker 3: You know, major Mitchell, because he's named at the bird
Speaker 3: named after someone? What are other things that are named
Speaker 3: after famous people that you wouldn't realize?
Speaker 1: I'll just google it.
Speaker 5: So apparently Salisbury's steak, Salisbury's steak, what's that? It's not
Speaker 5: the brand of steak. No, it's it's steak in a
Speaker 5: beef sauce with gravy. Oh, it's like a dish and
Speaker 5: I'll get the Salisbury Steak. He's named after James Salisbury.
Speaker 5: He was an American physician and a chemist known for
Speaker 5: his advocacy of a meat centered diet to promote health.
Speaker 5: So they named they steak after him.
Speaker 1: That interesting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, omelet is named after Andre Omelett. Is it really
Speaker 3: the French novelist and poet he started Omelet with truffles
Speaker 3: and asparagus.
Speaker 1: That sounds rank.
Speaker 3: There you got the Mason jar named after John Mason?
Speaker 1: What else you got? This is so interesting?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna pick more items. Only just got the preview jacuzzie.
Speaker 1: I can't wait.
Speaker 3: You know, Oh my god, immigrants from Italy, the Jacuzive robbers.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they developed a pump to use in the bath.
Speaker 3: Not only did it su arthritis of a relative, but
Speaker 3: at caught on amongst the general public.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. They're a modern day Mario Luis. What's
Speaker 1: the difference between the jacuzzie and a spa? Isn't it
Speaker 1: the same ship? Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Braille for people who were seeing impaired side and.
Speaker 1: Paired, Yeah, Louis Braille. Louis Braille. He's like, what if
Speaker 1: we just poke some dots?
Speaker 3: The Fairest wheel get fuck George W. G.
Speaker 1: Fairest. Well act so shocked. It's like most things probably
Speaker 1: weren't named after the person invented them, like do you reckon?
Speaker 1: Cameras were named after like Morgan camera. Like it's probably
Speaker 1: that they don't be too hard, Graham Crackers, Svestagram. I
Speaker 1: could probably guess most of their names.
Speaker 3: Oh that's really good. Nine things you didn't know were
Speaker 3: named after people?
Speaker 1: Okay, what were rusk six? Named after Betty Rausk?
Speaker 3: Probably this is damn Look. Macadamian nuts named after doctor
Speaker 3: Ferdinand von Mueller.
Speaker 1: Oh well, now that's a curve for I was expecting
Speaker 1: something like a know, Tiffany Maceademia found him and goes, fuck,
Speaker 1: they're good. Put that in a white chop tip cookie
Speaker 1: it that way.
Speaker 3: De Ferdinand von Muller, director of the voyl Botennical Gardens,
Speaker 3: named the genus of the tree after his good friend
Speaker 3: and colleague John mcad.
Speaker 1: Macadam.
Speaker 3: Oh this is nacho's.
Speaker 1: Ah, what was it? Parry nachos?
Speaker 3: No bed dress nachos.
Speaker 1: One of these days I'm going to get the correct.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I'm going to give you the product, and
Speaker 3: you guess who invented it?
Speaker 1: So tupperware, Madeline tupper, oh el tupper class, whoa what
Speaker 1: do you reckon? They'd name the coombs? What would I
Speaker 1: ever invent the coombs?
Speaker 3: I feel like the Coombs is a series of lakes. Hey,
Speaker 3: you want to go two weeks off. Yeah, let's go
Speaker 3: down of the comb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's get her house bad and we'll cruise down
Speaker 1: the coombs. Yeah. Oh you know Julie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she got a nice house down by the coombs.
Speaker 3: You can see all the combs.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What would the chury be the churry? Maybe you'll
Speaker 1: get into optometry and you'll release your own range of
Speaker 1: cheery eating glasses. That's good.
Speaker 3: Well, I actually was thinking after watching Celebrity Apprentice, if
Speaker 3: I'm married chury a pit, she'd.
Speaker 1: Be Oh my god, yes, that just an inventor of
Speaker 1: the arm pit cheery pit. Sandwich. Eh, Sandwich. What do
Speaker 1: you think the story behind that is? I really don't know,
Speaker 1: but you're gonna tell me how.
Speaker 3: John Mantarget was the fourth Earl of Sandwich, so it's
Speaker 3: the town. Apparently Montagu was an avid gambler who would
Speaker 3: routinely satisfy his hunger with nothing but a piece of
Speaker 3: roast beef between two slices of bread. And he was
Speaker 3: the Earl of Sandwich, so hands Sandwich.
Speaker 1: Imagine coming up with that idea. He would have felt
Speaker 1: so clever. What if I don't just eat the bread
Speaker 1: of the standalone, I stick some shit in the middle.
Speaker 1: Fuck never been done before. There would have been someone
Speaker 1: in the world that went, actually, I actually did try that.
Speaker 1: I've done that before. He's claiming invented it. I've been
Speaker 1: doing that for years. That didn't. Yes, absolutely credit, let's
Speaker 1: reverse it. Jules le Atard. What did Jiles invent? No,
Speaker 1: the toaster, Go and hit me with another one.
Speaker 3: What do you think in eighteen hundred Rudolph Diesel invented
Speaker 3: the hammer? He missed it just by a bit. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he invented Diesel the men's wear like.
Speaker 1: This is fun.
Speaker 3: I'm running out to be honest. Thomas and William Bowler
Speaker 3: came up.
Speaker 1: With what, oh the toothpick, bowling balls? You're both wrong?
Speaker 4: What was it?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: The bowler hat? Wow, I never would have picked that.
Speaker 3: Muhammeda ib musa Kawana Krashimzi.
Speaker 1: What what did they invent?
Speaker 6: Chicken wings?
Speaker 3: No, they invented the algorithm?
Speaker 1: Okay, that was the hard one.
Speaker 3: Ain't the ninth century Persian mathematician and astronomer who is
Speaker 3: considered the founder of algebra? Okay, okay, Caesar Cardini?
Speaker 1: Oh did they invent tiger barm?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 3: That was Jeanette Foltah. Damn it, Caesar Cardini was, of
Speaker 3: course the Caesar Salad. I guess what about Guy Fawks?
Speaker 1: Oh, he invented the Sims money cheap Plumbbob.
Speaker 3: Yes, no, No, guy planned to blow up the British
Speaker 3: Parliament in sixteen o five, so they hung him, and
Speaker 3: that's where the term.
Speaker 1: Guy came from. Actually, before you do anymore, I just
Speaker 1: notice walking around in the office. Is that Hannah chick
Speaker 1: that voices all our ads in the podcast?
Speaker 4: Is she?
Speaker 1: Oh? I went a major. Yeah, we should introduce her
Speaker 1: to the idiots because they hear her voice all the time.
Speaker 1: They don't know her name. Every time she talks to
Speaker 1: me in the office, I feel like she's trying to
Speaker 1: sell men. Come in here, come in here, she comes.
Speaker 1: She's here sweet. I wonder if I wonder if our
Speaker 1: listeners knew that there was an actual person in our
Speaker 1: life that voices those ads. Hey, you're on Mike three.
Speaker 1: Hold on, you're still Jenner's Mike. Can you just read
Speaker 1: an ad? No, she's on Mike three, Mike three, Mike three.
Speaker 1: I believe it's yeah, there we go. Hi Hannah, Sorry
Speaker 1: to saw you out there and thought i'd bother you.
Speaker 3: Talking to their Give me do a live read that
Speaker 3: we'd know about.
Speaker 1: Can you start every sentence with before we get back
Speaker 1: into the podcast?
Speaker 6: Well halfway through today's podcast.
Speaker 1: Wow, talking to Mike talking to the mic, this is good.
Speaker 10: Look, I am so sorry about interrupting you all the time.
Speaker 10: And do you know what, it's not always messaging that
Speaker 10: I agree with, But I shouldn't be saying this here.
Speaker 1: You have kids to feed.
Speaker 6: I have kids to feed, so many, so many. I
Speaker 6: don't even know what hearing the voice. Can you sorry
Speaker 6: to interrupt the podcast.
Speaker 1: To the podcast.
Speaker 6: I'm just here in person to annoy you.
Speaker 3: Now, Wow, or I'm gonna give you fuck brands and
Speaker 3: you have to pretend that they've advertised on our show.
Speaker 1: Okay, so to do a live read for h oh God.
Speaker 6: No, I can't endorse Hitler, not again.
Speaker 1: After the first time.
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
Speaker 6: No one gave me this guy a Dolph. No, No,
Speaker 6: I didn't know. Okay, what about I thought it could
Speaker 6: be a different guy.
Speaker 3: Just pretend like an embalming company has reached out like
Speaker 3: a mortuary.
Speaker 6: Okay, embalming an embalming ad.
Speaker 3: Funeral embarming is what if you die? They fill your
Speaker 3: body with fluid them I.
Speaker 6: Think it's formaldeh actually did a formaldehyde ad.
Speaker 10: What I'm not kidding it was. I was also shocked, like,
Speaker 10: who is vetting this? That's a big word for me
Speaker 10: to say. I also famously couldn't pronounce the word masturbate.
Speaker 10: Masturbate said masturbate. I said it, like, why are you
Speaker 10: having to voice that for an ad.
Speaker 6: For like a vibrator?
Speaker 1: And do you do a mum and me a podcast? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Well my mom, No, Actually I'm not going to get
Speaker 6: into it.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't Beyonce sponsored the podcast. I want to come
Speaker 1: with something really stupid.
Speaker 10: What about what about you know in the movie Bugs Life? Yeah,
Speaker 10: Bugs Life four or something? Oh yeah, do an add
Speaker 10: the Bugs Life four? Yea, okay, it's in the middle
Speaker 10: of this podcast, guy, Okay, just interrupting your podcast for
Speaker 10: a few minutes to talk about Bugs Live four, the
Speaker 10: all new action series with real life bugs voiced over
Speaker 10: by the Rock and his daughter the one who likes mwana.
Speaker 1: What about all of your favorite creepy crawleys?
Speaker 10: All of your favorite creepy crawleys are back?
Speaker 1: Wow? I love it?
Speaker 6: Sponsored by Raid Mortine Martine himself live on stage. Is
Speaker 6: it's Bugs Live four?
Speaker 1: Do you have a really good ad. How did they
Speaker 1: discover that you do in the building, working in the office,
Speaker 1: and they were like, she can do it.
Speaker 6: That is literally what happened. They like, go downstairs, get
Speaker 6: in the booth, make us.
Speaker 1: Some money, and now you have to do that every
Speaker 1: fucking day of your life. It's quite a lot. I've
Speaker 1: put some boundaries in anyway. It's so I actually wondering that.
Speaker 1: I was thinking they must have just asked her once,
Speaker 1: can you voice this out? And now they ask it
Speaker 1: every time. Surely at some stage you're gonna be like
Speaker 1: you might getting paid.
Speaker 10: Usually it's via an email with the subject that says favor,
Speaker 10: and now it's gotten to a point where it's like
Speaker 10: another favor.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 6: Podcast wise, we're sorted.
Speaker 1: Now you sound great on our pod. Yeah, I love
Speaker 1: being on your pod.
Speaker 3: I'll be back great you like it or not, We'll
Speaker 3: go to the premiere for Bugs Life on I O.
Speaker 6: Ice everyone get down there.
Speaker 1: It's pretty funny. Some people right into it saying, oh
Speaker 1: my god, because like I think knowing you know, not
Speaker 1: even that you know how. Sometimes they're like it depends
Speaker 1: on the location. Like some people on Victoria will hear
Speaker 1: an ad. We got all these messages from Melbourne listeners
Speaker 1: being like, oh my god, I was having a cigarette
Speaker 1: while listening to the podcast there was an anti smoking ad.
Speaker 6: Oh sorry about that, guys. Yeah, our geo targeting is
Speaker 6: spot one.
Speaker 1: Listeners.
Speaker 6: And oh I also, you know I have a heavy
Speaker 6: weekend on the vapes.
Speaker 3: I have to come.
Speaker 1: Oh you're preaching to the choir.
Speaker 10: I literally cannot do any ads, none of these unless
Speaker 10: that's how you got like your deep dults at velvety Voice.
Speaker 6: I have to keep it. I have to keep it
Speaker 6: like molasses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: I'll keep on this thing, on this bitch.
Speaker 1: The money maker.
Speaker 6: The money maker, yeah, the talent, that's your income, you know, COVID,
Speaker 6: the redundancies.
Speaker 1: No, not scared, not you. We've just met our voice
Speaker 1: over lady Honey, love you guys. Thanks Honey, Trove, Hannah,
Speaker 1: you love you so well. There we go. What a show,
Speaker 1: a real tight package today. I'm I'm glad we could
Speaker 1: put a name to the voice. I agree.
Speaker 7: She'll be back next week on the podcast. We should
Speaker 7: have gotten a wrap up learn more about your ad choices.
Speaker 7: She's gorgeous to all right, I think that banana pudding
Speaker 7: is repeating on me. So I need to go do
Speaker 7: a childlike Pooh childlike It'll be running and I'll be
Speaker 7: crying and it'll be into my pants.
Speaker 1: Wasn't it Colin Pooh that invented the ship? He did,
Speaker 1: the first ship known to mankind?
Speaker 3: Well, Nancy Nappy, of course invented foxtown.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you for listening with Prudence podcast that
Speaker 1: we went to the podcast. You know what, it just
Speaker 1: hit me.
Speaker 3: The only people that get named after things now are celebrities.
Speaker 3: Like I remember reading the other day Taylor Swift. They
Speaker 3: discovered a new grub and they.
Speaker 1: Named the scientist with a big swifty. So I'm going
Speaker 1: to call this foul worm Taylor.
Speaker 3: Seriously, there was another one, Rue Paul, because it had
Speaker 3: a glitter on its back and it was this awful
Speaker 3: horned dung beetle.
Speaker 1: Hey, someone get Roo on the phone. My name is
Speaker 1: the Rue Paul, Charlie r. Imagine if someone called this
Speaker 1: little growth grub after us, the Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Imagine if that someone called from the CSIRO. We went
Speaker 3: to the depths of the ocean and we found the
Speaker 3: ugliest anglerfish we signed, and we're naming it the mistury.
Speaker 1: Oh There's so many whale jokes I can make, but
Speaker 1: I won't go there.
Speaker 3: No, don't go there, don't go At the end of
Speaker 3: the day, everyone's either or not an angler fish.
Speaker 1: Obviously. The whale is named after Geraldine tic Tac.
Speaker 3: Yes, Nancy Mitsubishi of course invented toast.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I've still got a cough.
Speaker 3: Oh what about Brent Events Cinemas the chop for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah crazy. I thought that it was Marabelle Talk
Speaker 1: that invented that. She invented Neurathan yeah, yon, Yeah. What
Speaker 1: did Paul Michael write aquatic center in oh, rubb a tires?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah? What did Brooklyn put Putt Golf invent par
Speaker 1: polarized sunglasses? I think it was.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, Rebecca sliding door.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, tissues? Rebecca sliding door invented the tissue.
Speaker 3: Well, Penny twenty four hour came out invent the turtle
Speaker 3: neck sweat.
Speaker 1: Visionary. All right, let's get out of here before we go. Better,
Speaker 1: we better go.
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