Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Hell, I'm Tracy Grimshaw. Welcome to a parent affair tonight.
Speaker 2: We're coming to you from my bedroom.
Speaker 1: Summer feelings makable since than others.
Speaker 3: Switch Australian gymnast one Commodore Games goal in nineteen ninety
Speaker 3: that his performance on the pommel Horse India a Marcus
Speaker 3: grow up.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 4: You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar.
Speaker 1: This is just still to play a couple of mitches, dreckon.
Speaker 5: We should include Jenna's name in the opener, tell about
Speaker 5: a compromise.
Speaker 6: We'll say your name, but it's said in the simlish.
Speaker 5: Drap A luby perfect.
Speaker 1: Now he is michtui and.
Speaker 2: Oh it's good to be back. Hello guys, how are
Speaker 2: we all feeling refresh? You finally made it, Jennifer season two?
Speaker 5: You have from here Season two look good on us?
Speaker 2: Yeah, brain you. I feel like when you lose a
Speaker 2: whole lot of weight and you feel different, you put
Speaker 2: it all back on in six weeks and then people
Speaker 2: talk about it again.
Speaker 5: That's what happened to me during IO. I just shed
Speaker 5: those last few peskys centimeters from my waist, and then
Speaker 5: everything shut down, the gyms, and then I started comforting.
Speaker 2: You were doing really well. You lost a lot of weight.
Speaker 5: I know, it's actually kind of depressing. I look back
Speaker 5: at footage from this fucking podcast in like maybe February March,
Speaker 5: damn with Marti Gray.
Speaker 2: Ready. Yeah, I had one less chin when we started
Speaker 2: this podcast. Now I've just developed a cousin. It's just
Speaker 2: grown onwards. It's around. It's good to be back, though.
Speaker 2: Season two is always like, I think it's the best
Speaker 2: season of any show, any podcast.
Speaker 5: It is. We've all been busy during the break. Actually,
Speaker 5: we've had a lot of stuff happen. You've bloody moved
Speaker 5: out of home.
Speaker 2: I have, You've had a mental breakdown.
Speaker 5: Yes, I did have a brief psychiatric recess from work,
Speaker 5: But what is a psychiatric recess? It just sounds more
Speaker 5: chic than stress leave.
Speaker 2: Is there a psychiatric lunch after the recess, psychiatric supper,
Speaker 2: psychiatric tea time.
Speaker 5: I'm very annoyed you've moved out home, though, because like
Speaker 5: half of my repertoire was mocking you for still living
Speaker 5: with Mummy and Daddy.
Speaker 2: That was the first thing you said to me like,
Speaker 2: I've got no gear on you now, Like, what the
Speaker 2: fuck I have to lean on gay jokes and fat
Speaker 2: jokes for the rest of our friendship.
Speaker 5: I am enjoying the opportunity to act like a know
Speaker 5: it all though, because I've moved out of home for
Speaker 5: like six years. Yeah, I haven't been with mom dad
Speaker 5: for that long, and so I'm just like, there's all
Speaker 5: these new things that you're learning that I'm sure you're
Speaker 5: going to talk about here on the podcast.
Speaker 2: I am surprised. I'm dressed and deodorized because I don't
Speaker 2: know what to do. I honestly feel it hasn't hit
Speaker 2: me yet as well. Like I was sitting literally, I
Speaker 2: feel like I astral projected last night having a glass
Speaker 2: of wine at one am after work, I'm like, where
Speaker 2: am I? I felt like I had woken up in
Speaker 2: this random building. I didn't. My brain wasn't familiar with
Speaker 2: the space yet.
Speaker 5: What a culture shock for you? By the way, can
Speaker 5: we just talk about the fact that you've gone from
Speaker 5: living in Cronulla, Yes, which is possibly the most bigoted
Speaker 5: suburb in Sydney, to Glebe, which I would say is
Speaker 5: the most you know, lefty fucking hips of snowflake suburb
Speaker 5: in Sydney. And that's why extreme to the other.
Speaker 2: It really is. My house doesn't even having address, it
Speaker 2: identifies as a cottage. No, we're ten a but it's
Speaker 2: beautiful place. Jenny.
Speaker 5: You only moved out of home like a couple of
Speaker 5: years ago as well, so this is new ish to you.
Speaker 5: It just it's never ending. You're like, I swear to God,
Speaker 5: I emptied that bin yesterday. You think your chores are done?
Speaker 2: More chores? Also, do you have to wash teatowels? Yeah,
Speaker 2: but why they just go on the oven and they're
Speaker 2: dry and that's clean.
Speaker 5: And so it depends. I've got a I've got a
Speaker 5: I've got a teetwel rotation system. Really, there's one for
Speaker 5: the dishes and one for other So like if you're
Speaker 5: wiping over the coffee table or whatever, you don't want
Speaker 5: grubby shit or like my cats.
Speaker 2: I've done that and I've rubbed mayonnaise on the coffee
Speaker 2: table because I was trying to clean it.
Speaker 5: Yes, you've got to put them in the wash to
Speaker 5: have a whole pile.
Speaker 2: That's what my agent for the for the for the
Speaker 2: week is. So we'll just put a put a pin
Speaker 2: in that and we'll get back to.
Speaker 5: It because there's not many questions for now. I would
Speaker 5: like to give you your housewarming present that I got.
Speaker 2: You don't do you go?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 7: Don't know why?
Speaker 2: Why not? Because you know about the birthday present?
Speaker 5: Guilt isn't it? Here's your kids? Must be nice, very small. Hey,
Speaker 5: sounds like the essentials because the first thing you said
Speaker 5: to me when you told me you're moving out home
Speaker 5: it was there was a lot of confusion around the
Speaker 5: tea towels? Do you have to buy them? Do they
Speaker 5: come with the house?
Speaker 2: Come? So it's from Australia Post into a premium store.
Speaker 5: Don't mock it, mich, what is it?
Speaker 2: It's a tea towel.
Speaker 5: Like I said, there was a lot of confusion around
Speaker 5: the tea town.
Speaker 2: It's by Kemballa Corp, Australian Indigenous art series by Jenny Mills.
Speaker 5: Got like the the tick to say that it's like
Speaker 5: a certified Indigenous business.
Speaker 2: I love that. Support them. Oh it's beautiful.
Speaker 5: I got one myself too. I feel like it's too
Speaker 5: beautiful to use.
Speaker 2: Look at it.
Speaker 5: I use it for like I use it for white
Speaker 5: like you know, wrapping up an ice pack. And stuff.
Speaker 5: I don't want to actually dirty because it's a beautiful artwork.
Speaker 2: Ready, I'm gonna rub it on the microphone and you
Speaker 2: can you can you can hear the thread count. There's
Speaker 2: a lot of threads ready. Sure, Oh it's thick.
Speaker 5: Thank you, miss You're welcome. Added to your t towl
Speaker 5: collection and rotate them like I.
Speaker 2: Only have one. This can be the wet for wet Town.
Speaker 5: That's the ones for the dishes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is for the dishes. Now. I just feel
Speaker 2: like an absolute fucking bastard because I bought you at
Speaker 2: birthday present months. I was so organized. Oh, Mitch's birthday
Speaker 2: is in July. I bought you a chromatic appillo right,
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga's merchandise, and it got canceled. She canceled it
Speaker 2: COVID or maybe album sales in there.
Speaker 5: I think that album did very well, by the way,
Speaker 5: Lady Gaga is not worried about album. Very odd that
Speaker 5: she canceled the cushion sales for anyway.
Speaker 2: No, she canceled the merch being sent Hayen my boyfriend
Speaker 2: who I moved out with. I don't think we mentioned
Speaker 2: that people. I'm living alone. No, I've got a partner.
Speaker 5: Is there a new word now that you live together?
Speaker 5: Is he you're apparently?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he was applying for senal link. Poor thing
Speaker 2: may redundant. Just as we moved on, we were literally
Speaker 2: cutting the cake on the celebratory. Yeah, we moved out.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got a phone call.
Speaker 5: It's done fucking twenty twenty horrendous.
Speaker 2: So yeah, twenty fucked us over. So he's lost his
Speaker 2: job and yeah, he went on Senelink payments as anyone would,
Speaker 2: and they were like single or partnered or de facto.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what do we do? It turns out you
Speaker 2: don't get much money for being partnered.
Speaker 5: So we had to do the factor We had to
Speaker 5: what's the difference? Does that mean you live with them?
Speaker 2: The factors mean you've lived with each other for six
Speaker 2: months and you have shared oy. Yeah, so we bought
Speaker 2: the fridge together, and the TV and all the all
Speaker 2: the stuff. We literally went fifty to fifty in.
Speaker 5: So you're going to share that tea towel with him.
Speaker 2: He's my fucking indigenous tchaut. Nope, this is my so
Speaker 2: I'm Your birthday present is on the way and I
Speaker 2: will deliver it to you on the on the Cloud
Speaker 2: very soon.
Speaker 5: Great, can't wait.
Speaker 2: Also, people are probably listening. I'm going love Mitch Love,
Speaker 2: Mitch Love, Managadubi. Where is Ricky Lee Coulter?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we did say that Ricky Lee was gonna
Speaker 5: guest host our first episode back for season. She's going
Speaker 5: to be with us next week instead?
Speaker 2: Yeah, next week.
Speaker 5: I can't wait. It's going to be great. But hey,
Speaker 5: lovely to be back.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Did anyone tell you that your name came up on
Speaker 5: Carl and JACKIEO the other day?
Speaker 2: Well, see here's nick I got. I got like maybe
Speaker 2: twenty dms from people who obviously because they do the
Speaker 2: night show, they listen to the breakfast show and the
Speaker 2: fan sort of cross paths. I got twenty messages. Oh
Speaker 2: you're in trouble so.
Speaker 5: You know, yeah, you're You're not in Kyle's good books
Speaker 5: at the moment.
Speaker 2: Obviously.
Speaker 5: You share the studio, Yes, here at Kiss and he's
Speaker 5: been coming in and he's not happy with the state
Speaker 5: you're leaving the studio in. This has come up before. Yeah,
Speaker 5: the state you leave the Kiss FM studios in after
Speaker 5: you're done at night and imber the name of eats
Speaker 5: bags and the receipts. Well, Kyle's got a whole different
Speaker 5: bone to pick. I've brought the audio with you.
Speaker 2: Haven't heard it, right, No, I haven't heard it. I
Speaker 2: just want to say I'm not a grub. I'm in
Speaker 2: the studio at night, and I finish at midnight, and
Speaker 2: he's literally in six hours later, and I try to
Speaker 2: clean as much as I can because I.
Speaker 5: Clearly don't clearly don't.
Speaker 2: Oh did I leave more food? No?
Speaker 5: But this is literally how the Kyle and Jakio show started.
Speaker 5: Like he was angry from the first few seconds onwards
Speaker 5: because of you.
Speaker 1: Here's what happens, golden microphone.
Speaker 8: Good morning everyone, Hi, guys, Hey guys, Hey king on.
Speaker 8: This is starting to get a bit much. Who owns
Speaker 8: all these little fragments of fingernails that are spat out
Speaker 8: all over this console?
Speaker 2: Who owns this?
Speaker 8: It's cash cock, dirty cash cock, big mids at night,
Speaker 8: midch till midnight. Tell you what to be areshold in
Speaker 8: the Gordys studio. If I see one more nail bitten
Speaker 8: off and spat on this desk, it's disgusting. He's got
Speaker 8: a nervous disorder. Obviously, he's chewing his nails. By the way,
Speaker 8: if you're a nail choir. Everyone knows you've got a
Speaker 8: mental problem. Oh what do you and when you go
Speaker 8: when someone says that they also know you've got a
Speaker 8: mental problem.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Look at Adam, Look at all
Speaker 1: these nails?
Speaker 9: How many of.
Speaker 8: These thousands of them?
Speaker 2: Spat out? A little bits of nail.
Speaker 8: Over there on the on all that's over there?
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's two over there.
Speaker 8: That's disgusting according to little nails spat out.
Speaker 2: No, I don't you know.
Speaker 5: When I get over tired, I such feel nauseous. He's like,
Speaker 5: I start commenting for no reason at all, and you
Speaker 5: start talking about shoot off fingernails. I really can't this morning, don't.
Speaker 8: What about those mums that and I've seen. I don't
Speaker 8: know whether this is a real mum thing or not,
Speaker 8: but you see your mum if your kid's got a cold,
Speaker 8: they put their mouth over the kids.
Speaker 2: Wow, she's gone to hear that.
Speaker 1: She's gone.
Speaker 5: So you've pissed off, Kyle. You've made Jackie ill.
Speaker 2: The only thing I feel bad about is making poor
Speaker 2: Jackie O, star of the Masks singer, vomit on the air.
Speaker 5: Show with your nails because they look.
Speaker 2: Like little nubs, don't they look like, look look what
Speaker 2: a cat has made. It loses all its hair.
Speaker 5: Now it's one thing to be called out on air
Speaker 5: for this, but just so you know, I also ask
Speaker 5: Kyle to record a private message for you here on
Speaker 5: the podcast. Did you really I did? It's called nail
Speaker 5: clippings too. How they get over there? This is just
Speaker 5: for you seven seconds.
Speaker 2: This isn't a message, it is a manifesto. I don't
Speaker 2: even have any more nails to bite. That's that's how
Speaker 2: small way are over. Okay, here we go playing nail
Speaker 2: by two.
Speaker 8: Hey Mitch, it's Kyle here.
Speaker 1: Hey.
Speaker 8: I know that I've been taking the piss out of
Speaker 8: you on the radio about leaving little bits of fingernail
Speaker 8: all over the radio console and all the computed but
Speaker 8: it's fucking getting out of control. I mean, there's hundreds
Speaker 8: of them. Every time I move a button or hit
Speaker 8: a keyboard button, out pops a fingernail out of the
Speaker 8: It's just too much. Start spitting them into the bin
Speaker 8: or collect them in a bit of scrap of paper
Speaker 8: because it's too disgusting for me to have to deal with.
Speaker 8: And I do love you, but I will not put
Speaker 8: up with fucking fragments of fingernail everywhere. Do you even
Speaker 8: have any fingernails left? It'll be bits of skin spackle
Speaker 8: over the desk neck. It's just disgusting. Love you, brother,
Speaker 8: but fuck pulled your ship together and you've.
Speaker 5: Got beautiful manicured nails.
Speaker 2: That's the Kadi god.
Speaker 5: Oh so you basically just dubbed yourself in there because
Speaker 5: you literally just said to me, I've got no nails left,
Speaker 5: so I.
Speaker 2: Don't have a look at them. Ready, don't don't laugh.
Speaker 2: I get very self consed.
Speaker 5: Come on, says you when I'm here, got the two
Speaker 5: of us to be a nail problem. Oh you're an
Speaker 5: opposite end of the spectum. Jenna's got cat claws.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta give me some. Here we go. Okay,
Speaker 2: we're not that bad.
Speaker 5: Oh my god? What hew they look like? Does it
Speaker 5: like hurt you to like put any pressure on your hand?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I can't, no, no, no, I just can't have any cant.
Speaker 5: Oh what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Are they actually dad?
Speaker 5: I used to have a really bad nail biting habit,
Speaker 5: and that reminds me of that, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: it looks painful.
Speaker 2: How do I shake it?
Speaker 5: Do you know what I'm gonna sound insane, particularly because
Speaker 5: I've just come off a psycheap to rease.
Speaker 2: It, you always have sounded insane.
Speaker 5: So I stopped chewing my nails because I got a
Speaker 5: three pack of stress balls, And now whenever I'm feeling fidgity,
Speaker 5: for example, in the car, at my desk, just yeah,
Speaker 5: just do that. And it's great to the hand strength
Speaker 5: because in this d and age everyone's on their phones.
Speaker 5: They're not handwriting as much. Stress balls. That was actually
Speaker 5: one of my ear gems. But I've just fucking blown here.
Speaker 5: That's a discovery. During the break, I was like, stress
Speaker 5: balls are dope, guys, I need to tell everyone.
Speaker 2: Then God, that made the junk, because that's not it
Speaker 2: doesn't actually all the time for a segment. Okay, I
Speaker 2: also have tried that nail off in the past, but.
Speaker 5: Get used to the tape, get used to the taste.
Speaker 2: On the end of my obvious cond past like an
Speaker 2: ammeretto sour, I thought I was having a cocktail. This
Speaker 2: is like an apparole. I was like, you know what,
Speaker 2: I like that. He was very sweet and he obviously
Speaker 2: cares for me, which I like.
Speaker 5: He said, I love you, but fuck, he's at the
Speaker 5: end of his teather is. I mean I would be
Speaker 5: too if there were clippings all over.
Speaker 2: That because we're going off for so long. But we're
Speaker 2: in the same studio that I do my show, Kyla Jackie,
Speaker 2: did you see this?
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 2: I have to drive to Bunning's Warehouse hardware store and
Speaker 2: buy this?
Speaker 10: What is that?
Speaker 2: Air in a can? So at the end of every show,
Speaker 2: I do this. Ready, I stand up and I go
Speaker 2: and I spray the keyboard, buttons and every fader on
Speaker 2: the desk to get rid of all the fragments of Now.
Speaker 5: But where do they go after that? Where do you
Speaker 5: spray them to go into.
Speaker 2: The air coom machine?
Speaker 5: He keeps fighting them scattered everywhere. Maybe that's how about
Speaker 5: a vacuum? Have you heard of that?
Speaker 11: You?
Speaker 2: I'm just redistributing them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that makes no sense. That's like just you know,
Speaker 5: getting a vacuum, sucking everything up and then bowing it
Speaker 5: back out again. I sweat, that's cleaning.
Speaker 2: It just made them snow from the shi Kyle's doing
Speaker 2: your show on one lens on the tip of his
Speaker 2: nose like a snowflight.
Speaker 5: Oh that's foul, I promise.
Speaker 2: Here's my vow you can play this back to me.
Speaker 2: If I ever get in trouble on kJ again, I
Speaker 2: will be actively aware of my of my nail.
Speaker 5: Buddy, you should be your boyfriend. Is the need to
Speaker 5: clean up after you in this studio?
Speaker 2: It's on you. Well, we need to start the show.
Speaker 2: That was a mini intervention. That's right, are doing Jenn's junk?
Speaker 2: Actually we should we should say that, shouldn't we because
Speaker 2: you're mentioning your shit. iGEM.
Speaker 5: We've got a lot of vigem from the break and
Speaker 5: some of them aren't great, so they go in Jenner's
Speaker 5: junk and then she breaths them out to us.
Speaker 2: So new listen as we start the show the same
Speaker 2: way every week with and is it just me? We
Speaker 2: call them igems igems. It's something we've noticed, something we
Speaker 2: hate or appreciate. I will be the gentleman. And because
Speaker 2: you you know, and your psychiatric recess and I want
Speaker 2: to trigger you, I'll play with my teatowel and why
Speaker 2: don't you kick us off with the first digit of
Speaker 2: season two.
Speaker 5: I will, by the way, joke the thought I'm feeling good,
Speaker 5: I'm not good as psychoath.
Speaker 2: And that's just jokes. We love you and I'm glad
Speaker 2: you're healthy. Here we go.
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Do you hate asking your friends for petrol money?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: My god, give them a lift somewhere.
Speaker 2: That's the worst. Not as much anymore now that I'm
Speaker 2: making money and I'm not like, you know, really, you know,
Speaker 2: chloring at the bank like it's fine. I feel I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm doing them a favor. But back in
Speaker 2: high school days, oh yeah, all the time.
Speaker 5: Were you that friend that was like one of the
Speaker 5: only ones with a car?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was, And I got my car early because I
Speaker 2: was like eighteen, one of the first people to turn eighteen. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I had a car, I had my PS. I
Speaker 2: was like driving everyone everywhere constantly.
Speaker 5: I don't mind driving people places. I have a lot
Speaker 5: of friends without a license or a car or whatever.
Speaker 5: And if it's like, I don't know, let's go to Kmar,
Speaker 5: it's fine. I'm not going to make a big deal.
Speaker 5: But when it's like a road trip or a big thing,
Speaker 5: I think it's a courtesy to just slip them some
Speaker 5: cash or transfer them some money. But what I hate
Speaker 5: is being asked to name it amount, Like how much
Speaker 5: to borro are you for? Petrol, because then it just
Speaker 5: feels so clinical and it's like I'm invoicing them like
Speaker 5: twenty dollars fifty like I also I don't know, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I actually don't know. It's just however much you feel
Speaker 5: is you know, required, If it's a ten dollars, if
Speaker 5: it's a thirty, do whatever. I just think it's courtesy
Speaker 5: to just pay the friend, which brings me to this
Speaker 5: little rat to my left.
Speaker 9: Oh, for goodness, say our.
Speaker 5: Third wheel, Jenna.
Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be me for a
Speaker 2: second while, I shall.
Speaker 5: Pay you as much left.
Speaker 2: I couldn't work it out, Jenny, you bitch.
Speaker 5: So it's obviously no secret that Jenna is well off.
Speaker 5: Oh she's a wealthy friend who.
Speaker 2: Lives in a Meriton's sweet service department. She's British heritage,
Speaker 2: you know, considering she.
Speaker 9: Was service departments. It's a normal unit.
Speaker 5: And because we've had time off in the podcast recently,
Speaker 5: I've been doing a lot of you know, weekends away
Speaker 5: and road trips and stuff have been great. And so
Speaker 5: we went to Barroma, Lovely and that's just like not
Speaker 5: too far away, but I personally think it's far enough
Speaker 5: away that you might offer to pay.
Speaker 2: But hold on who volunteered to drive, because Jenna, you
Speaker 2: can also drive, can't you? But you don't have a car.
Speaker 5: I was taking a bunch of people that don't have cars. Okay,
Speaker 5: so it was basically no option.
Speaker 2: These other people offer or give you money.
Speaker 5: Yes, everyone except the rich friend has paid me back
Speaker 5: for that.
Speaker 2: You know what, the richest people always have the smallest pockets,
Speaker 2: and they're always so fucking.
Speaker 4: Fall I'm not rich. Secondly, okay, I don't know how
Speaker 4: much fuel is? How much is petrol?
Speaker 9: I have no idea.
Speaker 5: That's why I ask, with your common sense.
Speaker 2: I offer at twenty. For God's sake, that's the.
Speaker 9: Thing, right. I thought it was either twenty or is
Speaker 9: it a hundred?
Speaker 5: Definitely not a hundred.
Speaker 2: It wasn't that So, Jenny, you went through some anxiety
Speaker 2: over this. You actually did so did you think about
Speaker 2: doing it?
Speaker 5: No? She asked me how much, right, and I was like,
Speaker 5: I don't want to answer that. I hate sending a
Speaker 5: price because it's not like, hello, I'm Mitchell. I'm happy
Speaker 5: to do your favorite at a price. Yeah, this is
Speaker 5: my rate.
Speaker 2: And they're like, yeah, you feel like a bastard. If
Speaker 2: it's too high, then she's awkward. If it's too low,
Speaker 2: you feel too generous.
Speaker 5: Well, because she doesn't know about fuel prices, she might
Speaker 5: be inclined to think that I'm ripping her off. If
Speaker 5: I say thirty bucks, she'd be like, Yeah, I just
Speaker 5: hate it.
Speaker 2: I hate it.
Speaker 9: That's incorrect.
Speaker 2: Did you end up getting money from it?
Speaker 5: I'm still waiting for the answer it out.
Speaker 9: I don't have it in here, but yes, and you
Speaker 9: know it was a traumatic.
Speaker 5: Even, Oh, calm down, it wasn't traumatic. It was traumatic.
Speaker 2: Is he a bad dr Actually you're quite a good
Speaker 2: drive with that road.
Speaker 5: It's the weekend that I had the run in. I
Speaker 5: wouldn't call it a car accident, but.
Speaker 2: He had a bingle.
Speaker 5: It was a car struck the astro. There was a collision.
Speaker 5: I was driving on a highway and greenacre and then
Speaker 5: this guy didn't check his blind spot, just merged into me.
Speaker 5: So it was a nudge at best. Jenna, and she
Speaker 5: was like, but my actual reaction was, are you right?
Speaker 5: It was so scary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're saying you weren't at fault at all.
Speaker 5: He actually did me a favor because I'd done damage
Speaker 5: myself on the right hand side of my car, which
Speaker 5: he then bumped into so insurance paid for this giant
Speaker 5: scratch that i'd done myself and sing before. THEE was
Speaker 5: like nine hundred bucks. So I just saved nine hundred
Speaker 5: bucks because some clown sight spy.
Speaker 2: I can picture it.
Speaker 5: Though, I'm traumatized.
Speaker 2: You traumatized.
Speaker 9: I'm not going to pay for you saved nine hundred dollars.
Speaker 9: I went to the psychiatrist.
Speaker 5: I went through this worth nothing.
Speaker 2: Jenna didn't knock you off the road though, Like, did
Speaker 2: you serve a bit?
Speaker 5: Yes, barely really aggressively. Yes. No, you're in your.
Speaker 2: Own zone when you drive, you listen to your music.
Speaker 9: We were having a great catch up.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure. I kept going with my story and
Speaker 5: I was pulling over. I was like, anyway, what was
Speaker 5: I saying, Jenna, I can just.
Speaker 2: Picture ready, this is what it was being. I turned
Speaker 2: left here anyway, and then I said, the dog fell
Speaker 2: into the ship pitch. You have told me to stop?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 5: No, because I didn't react like that.
Speaker 2: No that was Jenna screamed, You're cool, calm collected listening
Speaker 2: to catch a praying?
Speaker 5: Was that the first song you could find?
Speaker 2: The only SO could think.
Speaker 9: I was so scary anyway.
Speaker 5: I just don't. It wasn't scary. Grow up as.
Speaker 2: Scary as a driver. You get used to these accidents.
Speaker 2: I mean I've hit you know, I've hit people before.
Speaker 2: You just you get used to it, I know.
Speaker 9: But you know back in the twenty trauma.
Speaker 5: She had a fourth drawn cart overturned.
Speaker 2: Right over your triplets.
Speaker 9: I don't want to talk.
Speaker 2: And that was on Bastille Day as well. That was
Speaker 2: a terrible week for you.
Speaker 5: Don't mind anyway, pay up when you're ready, doesn't here's
Speaker 5: your brain?
Speaker 2: Deal with this off the air, almighty, not doctor Phil.
Speaker 2: You don't come here and want me to media.
Speaker 5: Sorry, darling, here we are.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Do?
Speaker 2: Toilets get dirty really really quickly, like instantly, I don't.
Speaker 5: Know what's going on in your toilet.
Speaker 2: Not instantly during bowel movement, but like after you clean it,
Speaker 2: there's pissed in the screws. Little coroma is piss all
Speaker 2: over the screw you know how. There's like they screw
Speaker 2: the toilet lid on and you have to open the hinges,
Speaker 2: open the lid up and down. We've got two little
Speaker 2: matt black screws just to screw it in.
Speaker 5: I feel like perhaps there's an issue of aim going
Speaker 5: on here. If there's pits on the screen.
Speaker 2: Maybe I forget home at midnight's very dark. I don't
Speaker 2: like to turn the lights onto Annoy Hayden when you wah, God,
Speaker 2: I don't see it.
Speaker 5: I always see it. That's why I've never had that problem.
Speaker 5: What do you mean you always sit, always fit?
Speaker 2: I have never sat to we my whole life.
Speaker 5: I just love a good sit any opportunity.
Speaker 2: But why do you do it?
Speaker 5: I just prefer it? And at this point is to
Speaker 5: have it?
Speaker 2: Have you got to bend down? Once? You can just
Speaker 2: stand up and do it. It's so much easier, is it?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 9: Really?
Speaker 5: Think about how much energy you think remaining upright?
Speaker 2: Very true? And that's you know, a load demand for
Speaker 2: me at the moment, Jenna, how do you stand? Yes?
Speaker 2: Imagine that one aside like a horse.
Speaker 5: We have to pay you to do that. Keep standing up,
Speaker 5: just to prove that it can be done.
Speaker 2: And I want to give you a Pyrex milk jug.
Speaker 2: And I want to see how many Miller leaders you
Speaker 2: get in the jug.
Speaker 5: No, we don't need to know that.
Speaker 2: We don't just want to. Also, wouldn't it flail out
Speaker 2: like the Bellagio Fountains in Las Vegas, and sort of
Speaker 2: it goes on an angle, doesn't it like a broken hose?
Speaker 5: It depends. Sometimes the stream is quite ferocious from a woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, don't you don't you fucking better believe it.
Speaker 2: I grew it with sisters just piss everywhere.
Speaker 9: Do your sisters not.
Speaker 2: Look I the toilet.
Speaker 5: I've seen a video on Facebook of a woman pissing
Speaker 5: standing up, and there is like you can kind of
Speaker 5: rearrange the position of the before you, yeah, like spray
Speaker 5: everywhere if you just kind of stood there in no hand,
Speaker 5: but if you kind of, you know, do a little
Speaker 5: bit of a pelvic lift.
Speaker 2: Ye keel what's it called? Keel?
Speaker 5: Kegl That's what I'm talking about. Anyway, you could also
Speaker 5: pitch standing up.
Speaker 9: When I was younger, I used to try, you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, I expect that you're having she's cleaning the
Speaker 2: toilet a visceral image.
Speaker 5: Why you've just moved into this new place. Yes, and
Speaker 5: you've moved in and it's like spotless, and you're trying
Speaker 5: to maintain that. You'll get over that.
Speaker 2: Real You have to clean windows, right, How do you
Speaker 2: clean a fucking window?
Speaker 5: Windex and newspaper.
Speaker 2: I've got possum paws on my on my skylight. I
Speaker 2: was like, on the couch.
Speaker 7: I hate that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's been a dog on the road.
Speaker 5: Of course you have a skylight on your tail.
Speaker 2: We've got fie and the heat at uplight. There's no tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Everyone was talking about and they kind of, oh, it's
Speaker 2: got a beautiful what's that called again, not like it's
Speaker 2: like the way your house faces the perception. Oh god,
Speaker 2: we have to edit this out.
Speaker 5: I'm not editing anything.
Speaker 2: Like it faces fucking east. Right, Okay, so we get
Speaker 2: the sun right in the morning anyway, the bedroom heats
Speaker 2: up like a German sauna. I wake up absolute pit moistness.
Speaker 5: Oh no air con right, no air con. Yeah, because
Speaker 5: you work late nights, you're getting up at like eleven,
Speaker 5: that's a lot of sun. I've been baking for a while.
Speaker 2: By the time you get up. You should just see
Speaker 2: me open the blinds in the morning.
Speaker 5: There's a little oh god, the blindes normally.
Speaker 2: Minds in the morning instead of maybe coming out of
Speaker 2: a laugh blinds.
Speaker 5: Anyway, they're metal.
Speaker 2: Beads, right, And I literally had to go and because
Speaker 2: they were boiling hot.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, the thing is, I didn't realize that you
Speaker 2: had to vacuum tiles.
Speaker 5: What what did you think?
Speaker 2: She just vacuumed. I just look your vacuum carp But
Speaker 2: I think tiles needed to be vacuum their tiles.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but they have to be cleaned.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but do you mop them?
Speaker 5: You would want to vacuum then mop them. They're obviously
Speaker 5: going to be grit on the surface, and if you
Speaker 5: run over that with the mop, you're just gonna spread
Speaker 5: it around.
Speaker 2: I stood on a sun dried tomato the other morning.
Speaker 2: It scared the living daylight Saturday. I just must have
Speaker 2: left it on the ground. I thought normally my mom
Speaker 2: would picked that up to do my own washing. What
Speaker 2: the fuckers are small? And it's like, should we do
Speaker 2: the smiles? I was like, what, which means undies and socks?
Speaker 2: And then we got wattles.
Speaker 5: You can follow the show online. Just search a couple
Speaker 5: of inches.
Speaker 7: If you don't, you're a dickhead.
Speaker 5: Oh I love all these things that you're learning. Moving
Speaker 5: out of home, it's going to be so great.
Speaker 2: It's tough. I have to cook dinner every night.
Speaker 5: It's never ending, isn't it?
Speaker 2: No, really, it's relentless. It keeps me up at night
Speaker 2: just what I've thoughted.
Speaker 5: One meal, oh another a few hours have passed, a
Speaker 5: fucking another one.
Speaker 2: I've started tailoring my mornings to just have breakfast and
Speaker 2: lunch in one meal, just so have it a really
Speaker 2: big meal so I don't have to cook twice.
Speaker 5: Nice, Okay, hell on Earth.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it's lovely, though. I'm enjoying the freedom.
Speaker 5: We're gonna be able to unpack all this on the podcast.
Speaker 5: It's going to be a hoosh. Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 5: The only things that are still new to you, even
Speaker 5: though you're a fully grown adult.
Speaker 2: I'm only twenty four. That's young enough to go through
Speaker 2: this for the first time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true. But it's funny to me because I've
Speaker 5: it's been years.
Speaker 2: My mum moved out when she got married. She got
Speaker 2: engaged and was still living at home, and then the
Speaker 2: day before the wedding she packed everything up, had the wedding,
Speaker 2: and then moved out.
Speaker 5: Yeah wow, okay, what did you do with.
Speaker 2: Your first marriage to Baron Lord's.
Speaker 9: Well, unfortunately he passed away. As you know, you got
Speaker 9: struck by lightning.
Speaker 5: This isn't your first life, Second Life, Third life.
Speaker 4: This was my first Yeah, my second eye didn't marry.
Speaker 2: No because you were just a gypsy. Yeah yeah, and
Speaker 2: you travel where was it Wigham in the Alps? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Anyway, a couple of minutes. That is where you can
Speaker 5: find us on TikTok. That's a new thing. Season two.
Speaker 5: We're now on TikTok and we have more followers there
Speaker 5: than any other platforms in a very short amount of time.
Speaker 2: One of the comments on there was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: he's on talk radio.
Speaker 5: It makes total sense actually, because like our audience are
Speaker 5: young adults people our age, and that's where they are.
Speaker 5: They're on TikTok the Wonder. There's no one on faithbook.
Speaker 2: So we mentioned this a couple of weeks ago season one,
Speaker 2: TikTok is just for of gay kids, right, and that's
Speaker 2: all this podcast.
Speaker 5: It depends what tribe you find you within. Because your
Speaker 5: four you, Paige, my for you page has none of
Speaker 5: that dancing gay rubbish.
Speaker 2: I get a lot of thrusting that's on my talk
Speaker 2: Yeah people thrust and go show me your ID please,
Speaker 2: because I don't know if I should be watching this.
Speaker 5: Have you seen that challenge that's been trending. Recently, it's
Speaker 5: called popcorn jewets.
Speaker 2: No, but have popcorn chicken at KFC. Popcorn duetts.
Speaker 5: I've always wanted to try one. Remember our last episode
Speaker 5: of season one, you got shitty because I didn't try
Speaker 5: a duet? Yes, maybe now's my time.
Speaker 2: It was Hamilton.
Speaker 5: So you've not heard of these?
Speaker 2: No, this is the acting challenge.
Speaker 5: No, it's where someone sings a song and they call
Speaker 5: it a popcorn juwet because they sing every second word
Speaker 5: and you have to fill in the blank and so
Speaker 5: it ends up sounding like no, like back and forth.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Popcorn I suppose, but it actually looks really difficult.
Speaker 2: Got to do it? I'm in. Do we get to
Speaker 2: pick the song?
Speaker 5: Okay, so there's a bunch. It's like trending on TikTok
Speaker 5: at the moment.
Speaker 9: It's not on my four you page.
Speaker 5: I'm not talking about the four you page. I'm talking
Speaker 5: about the trending section. I don't go back to WSFM, Okay,
Speaker 5: I will boomer.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I know, I've had six life.
Speaker 5: We're the good one. We're the good one.
Speaker 2: Can I do one?
Speaker 5: Look for one? Do what you like?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 5: We go?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Two? Three?
Speaker 2: What ruh huh ro na la want bad.
Speaker 5: You missed there?
Speaker 2: I feel like Harrison Craig on the voice you know
Speaker 2: nine what starting off so rude that I met him
Speaker 2: with the logans we can get it off.
Speaker 5: Let me find a good one. I didn't like that one.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you know when you cry and you
Speaker 2: have such a hysterical moment you go what mom?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was my freaky thing, trying to like breathe
Speaker 5: through that. There's another good.
Speaker 2: One, Coney one. Yeah.
Speaker 9: I don't know what this song is.
Speaker 2: It's fun go on.
Speaker 9: Nineteen killing and no, you're my confess?
Speaker 7: How am I?
Speaker 2: That's terrible?
Speaker 5: I've got you were singing your word at the same
Speaker 5: time as they were saying you.
Speaker 2: Were behind you ready? No, I'm going to you were
Speaker 2: that cheap popcorn from Aldi? Not popping love lovely Believed?
Speaker 2: Why did we film that? Fuck? We're not filming?
Speaker 5: Oh the studio cameras?
Speaker 2: Hello, I did it? This is our words? All right.
Speaker 2: Let's bring back an old, old timey classic.
Speaker 1: Let's take a picket Jenner's junk, shall we.
Speaker 5: This is where all our worst ideas come back to
Speaker 5: the surface. Mitch and I thinking of an is it
Speaker 5: just me we want to talk about and then we think, Nah,
Speaker 5: that won't really go anywhere.
Speaker 2: Over the break, Jenna's junk has been unmintained, been unkept.
Speaker 5: By all accounts, Jenna's junk is bursting at the scenes
Speaker 5: of more stuffed to the brim.
Speaker 2: It is just.
Speaker 5: How she likes it.
Speaker 9: There's so much drunk in my trunk?
Speaker 5: How did they feel it's full?
Speaker 2: You might have to start standing up again, like when
Speaker 2: you're a kid. Why why make them too literal? Why
Speaker 2: don't you dive in Jenner and be careful with those catnails?
Speaker 4: Let's do you wonder what makes a grammar school a
Speaker 4: grammar school?
Speaker 5: You know I've always wondered. You see Sydney girls grammar?
Speaker 5: Do they just put an extra emphasis on grammar when
Speaker 5: they're in English? Like don't forget the apostrophe and makes
Speaker 5: the what is it a conjunction or whatever? What are
Speaker 5: these words? I can't remember? What is grammar?
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Grammar is like yeah, you're you're, you're, you are those
Speaker 2: ones right where where when weather weather, weather, all those ones?
Speaker 5: So do grammar schools just put extra emphasis on shit
Speaker 5: like that?
Speaker 2: Well? I don't know, I'd imagine what.
Speaker 5: Makes the grammar school of grammar school?
Speaker 2: This would be the test. Welcome Mitchell and God, you
Speaker 2: are testing for Sydney Boys Grammar School. One question I
Speaker 2: before E, except after say you're in like? Is that
Speaker 2: what they do? I don't know?
Speaker 5: Is that is that grammar? Jenna? Are you out of habit?
Speaker 5: You should be good?
Speaker 2: Google what grammar is?
Speaker 9: Hey, Siri? What's Oh?
Speaker 5: That's not you can't this is a podcast Google in silence.
Speaker 9: In linguistics, grammar is the set of structural rules governing
Speaker 9: the composition of clauses, phrases, and words in a natural language.
Speaker 2: That was actually quite okay.
Speaker 5: That doesn't answer the question what makes the grammar school
Speaker 5: of grammar school? Do they put extra do they have
Speaker 5: extra classes on top of English? That's really what makes
Speaker 5: grammar grammars?
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: Because then we are you new to this? Because then
Speaker 5: we keep talking while you find the insert look it up.
Speaker 2: We can take your name from the opener. It was
Speaker 2: easy as putting it in. Shut up?
Speaker 5: Should we ring one? It's such a fucking radio guy.
Speaker 5: Your mind always goes through should we call them?
Speaker 2: It's the easiest way to get through.
Speaker 10: It's not giving the grammar schools state secondary schools that
Speaker 10: select their pupils by means of an examination taken by
Speaker 10: children at age eleven.
Speaker 4: In the mid nineteenth century, yes, I know this, private
Speaker 4: schools were established in the Australian colonies to spare the
Speaker 4: wealthy classes from sending their sons to schools. In Britain,
Speaker 4: these schools took their inspiration from English public schools and
Speaker 4: often called themselves grammar schools.
Speaker 5: For what reason? Often call themselves grammar schools.
Speaker 2: Why because they had the wealthy right to set themselves
Speaker 2: apart from the poor.
Speaker 5: School Everyone at public schools just can't find can spell?
Speaker 5: Is that what the insinuation is?
Speaker 2: It's not wrong, And I feel like they.
Speaker 5: Could just call themselves Sydney Girls posh school.
Speaker 2: They could just literally call it we are better than
Speaker 2: you girls high?
Speaker 5: Is that really all it means?
Speaker 4: Many parents prefer grammar schools because generally they offer a
Speaker 4: greater level of social diversity compared to private bullshit.
Speaker 9: They'll be white, I completely disagree with.
Speaker 5: I agree they will be white and borders exactly right.
Speaker 2: I think the other way to get to the bottom of
Speaker 2: it is to call Sidney grammar school. Really, I think
Speaker 2: we should here we going? Now?
Speaker 5: What are you even going to say?
Speaker 2: Hi? Who do you think you are?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: I don't say that, just say what do you call
Speaker 5: that for?
Speaker 9: Mmm?
Speaker 2: Why are you called that for? He's wrong grammar.
Speaker 1: If you would like to.
Speaker 5: Leave a message, please do so after the tone.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Oh she's talking about we're back here out?
Speaker 5: Okay, forgot about Thory tunnel.
Speaker 2: I haven't.
Speaker 9: Oh this is so it's a big one. Is it
Speaker 9: just me? Or is it all tie? Spicy? Obviously?
Speaker 5: Speaking of white?
Speaker 2: Very true? Really. I had a fish cake the other
Speaker 2: day and I had to have a glass of milk.
Speaker 2: I was like, are you sure these are fish cakes? Yeah?
Speaker 2: The fish cakes. I was like, why am i?
Speaker 3: Am?
Speaker 2: I that white? Everything? We had spring rolls, milk, what
Speaker 2: tad tie? Big glass?
Speaker 5: I thought I was gonna say, pad Thai is the
Speaker 5: most unspicy thing ever.
Speaker 2: But pad Tie the other day had a little slivers
Speaker 2: of red chili on the top to pick them off.
Speaker 2: All Thai food is always spicy to me and Hayden
Speaker 2: and I we have this joke where my mum my
Speaker 2: mom always whenever we have any sort of Thai food
Speaker 2: or food that's like not white, not Vegemart on toast,
Speaker 2: Mum will start choking because of the heat. And we
Speaker 2: have this bit the other day. We're like, you're right, mam,
Speaker 2: what did you eat? You went the Fridays, So whenever
Speaker 2: she does that, cheers Michelle, you're right, did you have
Speaker 2: some of the water? It's very funny. Wow, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I just find it all. It's always spicy.
Speaker 5: Well, you can't be giving your boyfriend's spicy food either,
Speaker 5: given his role in your sexual partner.
Speaker 2: Now we don't have rolls are in gleebe now and
Speaker 2: he's not a he thank you? Neither am I not
Speaker 2: making judge? I am he? Him?
Speaker 5: Am I?
Speaker 2: Jenna?
Speaker 9: And what am I doing?
Speaker 2: What are your how do you identify what your pronounce?
Speaker 2: She good? But back in the seventeen hundred.
Speaker 5: Now he has to ask, I was also it back
Speaker 5: in the Sorry what we can't say that?
Speaker 2: Yes, because you were a haunted doll back in the
Speaker 2: eighteen hundred, So that explains why you're in it.
Speaker 5: Thanks, Thanks, Thanks.
Speaker 9: Let's move on.
Speaker 2: Annabelle escape this week and then and Jenna put up
Speaker 2: an instant story at the beach. I'm like, well I
Speaker 2: know where she is, that's for sure.
Speaker 5: Down at Sorry, Like out of nowhere, I've become a
Speaker 5: snorter in the I've started laughing. I never used to.
Speaker 2: You know what that is on me? Is it just me? Lis?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Or a snorter's fake that.
Speaker 5: It doesn't it's not real.
Speaker 2: I hate you know that quirky girl in your school
Speaker 2: who just wanted to have a point of difference from
Speaker 2: Sally the cool one. So when she laughs, she got
Speaker 2: pause her whole being to snort, putting it on. Don't
Speaker 2: be that person? Or have you just developed it?
Speaker 5: I don't know if it started happening anyway.
Speaker 2: It's the weight game from COVID because the more fat
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, the more flat fat at the back,
Speaker 2: you know, hits the.
Speaker 5: Hits the next what else is in the junk down?
Speaker 2: Oh god, we've already she already opened it again.
Speaker 5: It's like a clam hear this thing with steel cras?
Speaker 2: Shut up?
Speaker 9: Is it just me? Or do you always put mayonnaise
Speaker 9: on the outside of your sandwich?
Speaker 5: That's me, you put mayonnaise on the outside.
Speaker 2: Why I was hoping I'd getting this with action. Well
Speaker 2: this isn't strong enough to stand alone. This is a
Speaker 2: life change. It's a hack. A toasty hack. I have
Speaker 2: a toasty sandwich often, you know how I said, I
Speaker 2: emerge breakfast and lunch because I don't want to make
Speaker 2: two meals like not eat till I'm hungry, and then
Speaker 2: I'll make a massive toasty. Put the mayonnaise on the
Speaker 2: inside too, if you want, but on the outside layers
Speaker 2: of the toasty. It's got such a high fat content
Speaker 2: that it creeps up to be like a It's perfect
Speaker 2: better than butter.
Speaker 9: Okay, I'm going back into my JOm.
Speaker 2: Okay, go for it.
Speaker 5: Let's go help yourself.
Speaker 2: Go for Jennaa. There's no sound. What's she doing? You
Speaker 2: don't run over here, Jenny. You go into your junk when.
Speaker 9: I say, ah, this is terrible? Do you is it
Speaker 9: just me? Or do you not remember the last time
Speaker 9: you sang the national anthem?
Speaker 5: No, that's me, of course it is. Oh when was
Speaker 5: the last time you would have been required to sing
Speaker 5: advance Australia Fair. I don't go to school, I don't
Speaker 5: go to sporting events. It just doesn't happen in my
Speaker 5: life anymore.
Speaker 2: God, I sung it the other day at a funeral.
Speaker 2: What he was like? He was my NaN's brother, right,
Speaker 2: So like eighty nine, and he was like a real
Speaker 2: Ossie Patriot, you know, the generation Ossie is like Anzac's
Speaker 2: really into the heritage of raised in the Shire. They
Speaker 2: wanted to play Advanced Australia fair you better buddy, believe
Speaker 2: without the Darroil nation mentioned no Aboriginal verse.
Speaker 5: Well, I hope you're waiving that fucking teetoweler at him
Speaker 5: up in heaven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, fuck you. I sung it. I know that
Speaker 2: verse better than I know the original.
Speaker 5: So what did he have this at the funeral instead
Speaker 5: of hymns?
Speaker 2: No, he did it at the very end. We all
Speaker 2: stood up and we all sung the national anthem because
Speaker 2: that's what he would have wanted. Oh God. Then on
Speaker 2: the way out he insisted everyone, Yeah, Lindsay Chamberlain did it?
Speaker 5: Isn't it? Is it Lindsay Lindsay Chamberlin, Lindy is it
Speaker 5: Lindy Lindy Chamberlain.
Speaker 2: She wouldn't give the Sydney Grammar school, would she? With
Speaker 2: that name?
Speaker 5: Also, what sort of name is Azaria? It sounds like
Speaker 5: one of the lines on Lion King.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, wasn't that for shadowy? What did they did?
Speaker 2: They find? The bit that they found it bascinette right,
Speaker 2: and the tooth of.
Speaker 5: They found some mauled garments.
Speaker 2: They found the oshkosh bash underneath a rock. Yes, Dingo denail. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this poor dingo had a bloody terry toweling cloth jumpsuit
Speaker 2: hanging out of its crack.
Speaker 5: It was just feasting on this little child's flesh. And
Speaker 5: it's like, what is that? Boddy felt in my mouth?
Speaker 5: There didn't take the wrapper off. It's like when you
Speaker 5: bite into a baby Bell cheese and you've got that whack.
Speaker 2: N all the time, or when you get a cheese
Speaker 2: stringer and you inhale some of the plastic. I've said
Speaker 2: this before. I've inhaled the plastic from a Maca's toy
Speaker 2: in the past.
Speaker 5: I reckon like babything eating my dingo to biting into
Speaker 5: baby bell cheese.
Speaker 2: Google Iggy's Alia chamberline. It all makes sense. Let's put
Speaker 2: ourselves to the test. This is royalty free. Let's see
Speaker 2: if we can get it.
Speaker 5: I know the words, I'm just I don't remember the
Speaker 5: last time I was required to sing it. Robot you
Speaker 5: used to sing it at every assembly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't reckon. I know the words. Can
Speaker 2: we practice?
Speaker 5: I feel like you want to do.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I actually want to put myself to
Speaker 2: the test. Come on, Jenny used to seeing God save
Speaker 2: the Queen. This will be hard for her. Ready?
Speaker 5: Should we do it as the popcorn duet?
Speaker 2: Yes? As let's try. Okay, I'll start.
Speaker 5: Australian or leads re joy for.
Speaker 7: We young and free.
Speaker 5: In gold, then soil and well for toil in home.
Speaker 13: We get my set in lands bounds in Nature's Gifts
Speaker 13: with beauty, rich and rare in his stories page in
Speaker 13: footage and fun Australia fair.
Speaker 5: Good man of it to go.
Speaker 2: Wow, that was great.
Speaker 5: I've never thought so much about anything. All the focus
Speaker 5: in my brain.
Speaker 2: Is gone too.
Speaker 5: Anyway, what else is in the junk?
Speaker 2: It's a nice little break.
Speaker 9: Do you not know what bulk billing is?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: I don't know. And I'm a bit worried that one
Speaker 5: day they're just going to hit me at once? Is
Speaker 5: that what that means? Like the doctors are going to
Speaker 5: be like, all right, here's your twenty fifteen to twenty
Speaker 5: twenty bills, and I'm like five hundred fucking thousand dollars
Speaker 5: because like I don't pay a cent at the doctor.
Speaker 2: No bulk billing. I believe you pay with your tax right,
Speaker 2: you end up paying in a roundabout way. You never
Speaker 2: get billed. It's just you end up paying for it
Speaker 2: in one way or another with your taxes. You pay
Speaker 2: more to medicare or something. You don't ever have to
Speaker 2: make an actual payment. I believe, is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 9: I think it. I just say, bulk billing out a
Speaker 9: medical center means that it's free for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah. And it's like, we don't bulk bill and I'm like,
Speaker 5: it's fine, I got this. I remember paying forty bucks
Speaker 5: per GP appointment one point, and then I went to
Speaker 5: one that boat build and I was like, why are
Speaker 5: they charging me? So I was like secretly worried that
Speaker 5: they were like putting an iou forty dollars per appointment
Speaker 5: and one day then it's going to be like.
Speaker 2: Here's your account.
Speaker 5: Would you like to finalize that?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, fuck seven ades tests in twenty nineteen
Speaker 2: negative all the time, Like you.
Speaker 5: I should do that, Actually you should get that chest
Speaker 5: and actually how have you meant to get an STI test?
Speaker 2: Considering your fucked your body restless yesterday? Maybe you should
Speaker 2: Sorry my business, Okay, sorry Jenna Yeah, great, he had
Speaker 2: a great night last night. Really tell us it a
Speaker 2: great mood. Hasn't yelled us once. Either he's just got
Speaker 2: inheritance from a dead uncle at the farm, or it's
Speaker 2: been fucked and his uncles aren't dead. Oh, it's real,
Speaker 2: it's genuine. Now, congratulations, you've been yet for a while.
Speaker 2: I am not this person, Jack.
Speaker 5: No, we did not need to talk about this. This
Speaker 5: is embarrassing. You are like twelve year old girls. Oh
Speaker 5: my god, he fingered you. That's my children getting excited.
Speaker 2: You're subconscious letting things out. He fingered you, which is
Speaker 2: a nice way to warm up into Being fingered is
Speaker 2: an awful sensation.
Speaker 5: You haven't been thinking about the right person.
Speaker 2: Anywha.
Speaker 5: Congrats, congrat No, that's weird.
Speaker 9: Okay, back into my juntlet's we were still discussing bulk billing.
Speaker 9: Yeah we've finished that.
Speaker 2: Okay. Looking at his glowing he's radiant.
Speaker 9: Okay. Oh gosh, is it just me? Or is great
Speaker 9: energy not a compliment?
Speaker 5: Oh you don't think that is.
Speaker 2: I often get that. That's that's my that's often my
Speaker 2: let down throw, Like when I go that, I go
Speaker 2: for jobs. But you know, I've got a manager, and
Speaker 2: I often go for events or gigs or hosting things
Speaker 2: and they're like, imich oh, that's that Pepsi campaign. They
Speaker 2: wanted you for me. Yeah, they loved you. They loved
Speaker 2: you great energy, but just not a right fit for
Speaker 2: the campaign. And I'm like, great energy isn't isn't feedback?
Speaker 2: Everyone tell me, tell me real, like too much energy,
Speaker 2: because I can pull back, I can be subdued. No,
Speaker 2: I think it's good actually having great energy.
Speaker 5: Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: Would you say I have great energy?
Speaker 5: I would say so. It's not like it's sometimes teeters
Speaker 5: on like the fakeness, but often you get away with
Speaker 5: faking enthusiasm when you don't actually mean it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got to toy that line carefully, like, but
Speaker 2: most of.
Speaker 5: The time it is just a natural bubbliness.
Speaker 2: Have you noticed that I am less enthused with you
Speaker 2: now than when I first met? Like was I putting
Speaker 2: on a hey, let's be friends.
Speaker 5: Remember when we first started this podcast and it was
Speaker 5: like the battle of trying to get you out of
Speaker 5: radio mode. You've definitely relaxed a lot more. You definitely
Speaker 5: swear a lot more too. That's my influence, that is
Speaker 5: your influence. But you know, what. I was actually thinking
Speaker 5: about this the other day because this is no this
Speaker 5: is no shade to my other podcast co hosts on
Speaker 5: the Schneitdy Committee, who but obviously we're doing this new
Speaker 5: series Shndy Committee, Escape the City, Encourage go and put
Speaker 5: regional spots, and we were trying to like put a
Speaker 5: lot of height behind it. Sounded really excited and that
Speaker 5: just mustn't come naturally to them, because I was like,
Speaker 5: and here we are in the Blue mountains, and they
Speaker 5: were like, hmmm, it's so nice. Whereas if I said
Speaker 5: that to you, here we are in the Blue mountains,
Speaker 5: you go the Blue Mountains of.
Speaker 2: The three sisters. All that I fucked all three Mitch Well.
Speaker 5: I just thinking about it, I was like, wow, I
Speaker 5: never noticed that Mitch is such a natural height man.
Speaker 5: Every word you say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a reactor. That's how you gotta have you. You
Speaker 2: got to know your role. I'm good at making contents.
Speaker 2: What we did that's so funny. Yeah, Well there you go, Janna.
Speaker 2: I think you have good energy. To all three of
Speaker 2: us have good energy.
Speaker 5: It's different energy. I think I don't think you should
Speaker 5: be offended by it anyway, good energy.
Speaker 2: Did you guys.
Speaker 4: Oh is it just me or does everyone talk their size?
Speaker 2: This is me.
Speaker 5: I do recall the period in my life where that
Speaker 5: was required, and I feel you're pain required. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Does it stopped?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: When I lost weight. It's a real issue though. Usually
Speaker 5: when you start running and you're like, fuck that sting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the perfect word. It's like when you pull
Speaker 2: that little bit of skin off in between your nail,
Speaker 2: it stings. I don't do that.
Speaker 5: I clean it up in between my thighs is so sore. Yeah, No,
Speaker 5: it's good that you talcolate though, you know what My
Speaker 5: dad does what because he he's actually been losing a
Speaker 5: lot of weight recently. I think it's got to like
Speaker 5: twenty keelers or something. But when he first started, I
Speaker 5: get such ick just thinking about it. He'd vasso in
Speaker 5: between his legs. He'd be like, wears the petroleum jellous
Speaker 5: and he'd pick it up and then he'd fucking stick
Speaker 5: his hand in it, and then he'd in between his
Speaker 5: legs and then just walk away in his shorts, like
Speaker 5: and just stare at my mother and be like you,
Speaker 5: poor bitch, poor fee. You promise to love honor, And
Speaker 5: I say that traditionally.
Speaker 2: Your legs disgusting, and I have to get some vas
Speaker 2: in between the legs that could work. You know, I
Speaker 2: am a sweaty boy. You know I'm six foot three.
Speaker 5: We'll find the towel effected.
Speaker 2: The towel absorbs so much moisture that it's gone by midday.
Speaker 2: I just swear.
Speaker 5: So you want it to be dry?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want it to be dry because I chafed
Speaker 2: with the moisture.
Speaker 5: You know what I should give you. I've still gone
Speaker 5: in my glove box the bottle of dry hands that
Speaker 5: I used to have to put on before polling poles.
Speaker 5: Your hands feel like bloody. You've just put super glue
Speaker 5: all over.
Speaker 2: Can you lend me some.
Speaker 5: I'm not going back to pole anytime soon.
Speaker 2: You can have it. Thank you. People think I do pole,
Speaker 2: but in reality it's from a fat fucking.
Speaker 5: Do you No, No.
Speaker 9: I've never done that. Yeah I will. Oh wait, Oh.
Speaker 2: We're done.
Speaker 9: My junk is empty.
Speaker 5: Ah, how exciting.
Speaker 2: There was a little had been in there, but you thought.
Speaker 5: Maybe idea is still to come.
Speaker 2: Did that mean they were actually not that bad?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 1: They were.
Speaker 9: They were terrible.
Speaker 2: I always liked the junk, to be honest, as far
Speaker 2: as a woman's junk goes, that's my favorite.
Speaker 5: I think that's one of the that's one of everyone's
Speaker 5: favorite segments. According to our pole in our Facebook group.
Speaker 2: I love that and they love talkback tinks.
Speaker 5: Have you heard anything on talkback recently?
Speaker 2: I was on talkback recently last night? Did we not
Speaker 2: tell you? Jenna?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 5: Okay, Jenna so good.
Speaker 2: So I was doing my radio show I finished at midnight.
Speaker 2: Mitch was climaxing on a bed with a strange shirt
Speaker 2: and and.
Speaker 5: So can I just know I'm going to tell the story, right, Okay,
Speaker 5: turn the music off. I was up late, which I'm
Speaker 5: not usually, and I was driving home and I thought, oh,
Speaker 5: Mitch is awakened this time.
Speaker 2: Are you uncomfortable on the chair?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Oh good, that's a good sign. Dad must have given
Speaker 2: you some vassa.
Speaker 9: Please explain.
Speaker 5: And it was after midnight. Mitch message me and just
Speaker 5: goes listen to ABC. I was like, what's going on?
Speaker 2: And it was like quarter past twelve at night. I
Speaker 2: was driving home and I just said to me. Mitch
Speaker 2: was in the car and I'm like, oh, turn the
Speaker 2: radio on seven O two ABC. Now.
Speaker 5: I was like, okay, and then I I put the
Speaker 5: voice in was on because I was like, I bet
Speaker 5: it's up to something we should say this we talkback
Speaker 5: teams or whatever. I'll play it so you'll recognize this
Speaker 5: caller Jenna. By the way, the radio host name is
Speaker 5: not Trent what is it? Just confidently called him the
Speaker 5: wrong name Phil, It's philm.
Speaker 11: Oh hey, what on hold from month can get it?
Speaker 1: Australian professionals appeared in.
Speaker 11: These silent films and Queen of the Sea and Venus
Speaker 11: of the South Seas that will have to be ned
Speaker 11: Kellerman correct, all right? Question number six were in water sports?
Speaker 1: Do you understand? Give me we got.
Speaker 11: Water sports, Egyptian pharaohs, Australian big things, wild winds or orange.
Speaker 2: We'll go with Australian big things.
Speaker 1: That reminds me of me the ex misses there.
Speaker 11: Which big fruit is located in the Queensland town of Bowen.
Speaker 2: Bowen, that have to be the the big It's not
Speaker 2: a big pineapple, a big mango. No, you did not.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 5: And I was just like, do you do this often?
Speaker 5: Because I just happened to be awake at that time.
Speaker 5: I was like, and he was like, oh, turn on ABC.
Speaker 5: It wasn't like you did it for me.
Speaker 2: I do that maybe two or three times a week.
Speaker 2: That game is terrible and our long queaz twenty five questions.
Speaker 2: You can change the topic at any time. What's the
Speaker 2: fucking point? No price? The price of fridge magnet? That
Speaker 2: says I want Australia's greatest quiz at midnight?
Speaker 5: Have you ever won the fridge magnet?
Speaker 2: Now? But I've gotten to question twenty four and I
Speaker 2: had googled six questions before and it got suspicious.
Speaker 5: Oh well, you got to keep it up. We need
Speaker 5: that magnet.
Speaker 2: Do you want to get the magnet?
Speaker 5: I think we should.
Speaker 2: Okay, you get it? Oh my god. I love a challenge, right,
Speaker 2: I google everything? Who the fuck is a Natt Keleman?
Speaker 5: I challenge you to have that fucking fridge magnet in
Speaker 5: this studio to show us before the end of twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Okay, I could do that. I'm gonna have to time
Speaker 2: it because I can get to Look. If you get
Speaker 2: a question wrong, you're out. So if you're up to
Speaker 2: question twenty three right, all you need to do is
Speaker 2: get two questions right.
Speaker 5: That sucks, yeah, sucking bother.
Speaker 2: Yea, because if you get all the way, you've done
Speaker 2: so well, you get ten questions, and then by the
Speaker 2: last one you stumble you're done.
Speaker 5: But then likewise you could call in at the last
Speaker 5: question and get it a win it And even though
Speaker 5: everyone else did all the work.
Speaker 2: I was on hold for a good twenty minutes. That's
Speaker 2: why I said, Trent. I was on hold for a
Speaker 2: long while.
Speaker 5: You don't even address the fact that you got his
Speaker 5: name right.
Speaker 2: Him time Australian water, Australian big things?
Speaker 5: What aid idea water sport?
Speaker 2: What was the next question? What's Magda's surname? Sorry, that
Speaker 2: was rude.
Speaker 5: What feathered animal?
Speaker 2: Which a curry?
Speaker 5: I think it's Swane?
Speaker 2: Great? Well done, Oh gosh, Australian big things. No more,
Speaker 2: we can't be rude.
Speaker 5: No, we better not be.
Speaker 2: Can of Worms was hosted by her don't have to
Speaker 2: do your own Quigly Dicko, famously called Pauline.
Speaker 5: I can think of an Australian big thing from last night.
Speaker 5: It's quiet it was there. I couldn't not not make
Speaker 5: the joke.
Speaker 2: Well done, all right, we are going to get out
Speaker 2: of here next week. Speaking of big things in the
Speaker 2: music world, very petite.
Speaker 5: Rick finally joining its low. I can't wait for this.
Speaker 2: Rick Is. If you don't know who she is, get
Speaker 2: googling because she was on Australian Idol. Is that right?
Speaker 5: That's right? And now she's gone on to her own
Speaker 5: solo success also young Diva. Then I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5: During all my fucking weekends away recently, all the long
Speaker 5: road trips I've been doing, I've been singing in the
Speaker 5: car alone a lot. Then there's this one song of
Speaker 5: hers that I really want to nail.
Speaker 2: Which one?
Speaker 5: That good one that you you played it last episode?
Speaker 5: It was fuck, it's like my favorite song hears what's
Speaker 5: it called not too Late? You know that one where
Speaker 5: she like screams a bit but it sounds good. Oh
Speaker 5: it's really all singing, screaming, but it sounds good.
Speaker 2: Got it? Got it? Got it? I don't here it is.
Speaker 7: It's lazy ally guy.
Speaker 5: See, there's no way I'm ever going to get those
Speaker 5: high notes.
Speaker 2: God no, maybe last night you were but not?
Speaker 5: Can we not? Is it not a thing you did it?
Speaker 5: But anyway, Ricky Lee on next week. So you're telling me.
Speaker 2: You can't get bulk builds, I might.
Speaker 5: Make that my interm. Actually I'll be like, oh, do
Speaker 5: you always trying.
Speaker 2: To nail the high notes so you don't know how
Speaker 2: to bulk anyway?
Speaker 5: Ye, listening, guys, we can't wait to catch you next week.
Speaker 5: Will be on with this big show, so you don't
Speaker 5: read to be back everyone you were going on the ray.
Speaker 2: I'm just so shocked that he can't forget the bulk billing,
Speaker 2: but last night he got bulk field. That's interesting. All right,
Speaker 2: we'll see you next week.
Speaker 5: Wasn't even enjoy season two?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 10: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your
Speaker 10: podcast app.
Speaker 1: Or follow on Spotify.
Speaker 5: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment on
Speaker 5: the end. Hopefully no one's here, it's just us.
Speaker 2: It's the secret. Should we back ourselves more in season
Speaker 2: two and just admit that this exists?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, keep it a secret.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 2: I mean if we announced, it would get more life
Speaker 2: and it's regularly cool to I can't wait to be
Speaker 2: on this is just me show. Sham I got bumped.
Speaker 2: Congrats Mitch, I being dicked down.
Speaker 5: That's not don't stop if I'm not finding five.
Speaker 2: Tweets are back for twenty twenty season two. Sorry, the
Speaker 2: show was on in twenty twenty.
Speaker 11: Um.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the secret part of the show. You
Speaker 2: don't have to listen, but we employ you to do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like obviously if you tune out now we get it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: because it's not good content, we don't try. We go rogue.
Speaker 5: That's the whole point of this thing.
Speaker 2: Nothing is planned in this segment. No, nothing's really planned
Speaker 2: to the main show. For christs, Let's be real.
Speaker 5: Do you know what I feel like, I've entered the
Speaker 5: I'm calling it my chaotic era. Yeah, like I've come
Speaker 5: back from my psychiatric recess. Yeah, being such a highly strung,
Speaker 5: for want of a better word, anal person. Well, and
Speaker 5: now here we are doing the podcast and I'm not stressed.
Speaker 5: And we don't even have a run sheet. No, like
Speaker 5: we didn't we usually have. I'm usually so organized, they
Speaker 5: have all that stuff to go whatever. I'm in my
Speaker 5: chaotic here. I'm like, it's a bit of a messy bitch,
Speaker 5: but I'm okay.
Speaker 2: No, but did anything go wrong?
Speaker 5: So many things went well?
Speaker 2: But you know what, who cares? People love it? If
Speaker 2: people want the podcast back, they want the nitty gritty,
Speaker 2: they want the messiness. Nothing worse than a perfect cake.
Speaker 2: You almost want a cake that's got too much sugar.
Speaker 2: You know you want something, Yeah, you want it a
Speaker 2: bit stale?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, just that.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know you want something wrong with it, So
Speaker 2: you know it's real, you know what I mean? No
Speaker 2: one wants perfection, right, even Beyonce fucks up? You know,
Speaker 2: jay Z screwed around on her and she had to
Speaker 2: think about it.
Speaker 5: I'm not saying that our podcasts before this one have
Speaker 5: been perfection at all, but I'm just saying that, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm just getting a little bit more
Speaker 5: relaxed about being unorganized. That's not an invitation for you
Speaker 5: to fucking slack off.
Speaker 2: By the way, I would never because I've invented. Had
Speaker 2: emails in season two now. We could have them last year,
Speaker 2: but the the IP address wasn't in place. But we can.
Speaker 2: We can get micro and not wasn't.
Speaker 1: Oh have you rooting the.
Speaker 2: Emails the IP address?
Speaker 9: What's that got to do with your email?
Speaker 2: We have mac as well. Plus Sorry, you've got mail ADSL.
Speaker 5: Two broadband that's AOL, is it?
Speaker 9: I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Anyway, you can contact us whoever you want. We can
Speaker 2: call us too. I actually know the phone lines down
Speaker 2: so you can't get onto.
Speaker 5: Us, are they? Oh what a shame, just a joke.
Speaker 2: You can call us this year, we've made the number
Speaker 2: more sea. Yeah it's zero one three, it's a number.
Speaker 5: It's the same, it's the same year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't feel like it. I feel like the
Speaker 2: year of the Pig. You know what I mean? Phil,
Speaker 2: Feel new, feel reinvigorated, Okay, feel fresh? What do we
Speaker 2: what are we doing? The break you had your birthday?
Speaker 2: Jenna wasn't there You're birthday party? We almost got dubbed
Speaker 2: on by the police. Remember we thought the police arrived.
Speaker 2: We all ran inside and hid.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, what a bunch of voices. We were
Speaker 5: doing nothing wrong. The cops pulled up. I live in
Speaker 5: a giant apartment complex. They could have been there for anyone,
Speaker 5: but we were like shar for us, so entire nothing.
Speaker 5: They here to get us, get down.
Speaker 2: They won't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, duck.
Speaker 2: Now Mitch's birthday cake. You could have seen it on
Speaker 2: my instant story and Mitchell may have uploaded it. But
Speaker 2: his birthday cake were little frankfurts, like what did you
Speaker 2: call them? Little kid bits?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: The little boys, little boys, little boys. Yeah, with that
Speaker 5: weren't you.
Speaker 2: I thought you were th real n. My mom picked
Speaker 2: up on that that was no.
Speaker 5: So I don't know. I've always said it's a big
Speaker 5: thing of mine that I want a birthday cake. I
Speaker 5: had one, but the whole all my friends, my disgusting friends,
Speaker 5: thought it would be funny to make this like packet
Speaker 5: of little boys, little cocktail frankfurts that my mother had
Speaker 5: brought to be shared at the party, make them, put
Speaker 5: them in a bowl, stick candles in them, and then
Speaker 5: sing happy birthday to me and prinson them to me
Speaker 5: in that way. And I was like, I want a
Speaker 5: fucking birthday cake like a normal person.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And not only that, I had to be like, okay,
Speaker 5: all right, I'll blow out the can with on the frankfurts.
Speaker 5: Whatever they think it's funny, I'll go along with it.
Speaker 5: Then everyone ate them. I didn't even get me frankfurts.
Speaker 5: My mother was spewing, you know what. She was like,
Speaker 5: some friends, shit, they ate all your little boys. I
Speaker 5: bought my little boy little boys, and they fucking ate them.
Speaker 5: I was like, I know, disgraceful.
Speaker 2: I didn't get any little boys. I have one, right,
Speaker 2: And you know, when you get to the bottom of
Speaker 2: the little boys, because you steam them if you don't
Speaker 2: know what they are, the little cocktail weenies, frankfurts, little
Speaker 2: red things with letting foreskin all over them. I went
Speaker 2: to the buddy purple tupperware container that they are in,
Speaker 2: and I had the last one that was bathing in
Speaker 2: the cold water.
Speaker 1: You know there's always.
Speaker 2: Cold water in the end. Yeah, and it was cold
Speaker 2: and it was wet and the tomato sauce the water
Speaker 2: gets in the tomato sauce, and it was It was awful,
Speaker 2: great night though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have fun with good.
Speaker 2: Just got to meet Isabella. I'm like, where's Isabella? Turn
Speaker 2: around under the lad Someone give her a class of milk.
Speaker 2: Oh god, But Jenna wasn't there.
Speaker 4: I was having a mental breakdown, so I couldn't go.
Speaker 4: But if I did, I would have brought a cake.
Speaker 5: It was the guilt. No, I had a cake that
Speaker 5: just didn't present it to me, And then I was
Speaker 5: kind of with a bit of a burden. I was
Speaker 5: stuck with this whole last cake. The next day, no
Speaker 5: one had any They were like my little boys, but no, okay.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ like listening to an Epstein documentary, So you
Speaker 2: both had psychiatric recesses. I have a recess. It was
Speaker 2: just a little supper.
Speaker 5: Heard is a day trip?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, your psychiatric day trip yours.
Speaker 9: I'm more a weekend trip, yes, like.
Speaker 2: A two day getaway. Yours lasted for longer.
Speaker 5: I was to get away that. I bet you didn't
Speaker 5: pay petrol money for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet you're right?
Speaker 5: Are you dingy little bit that your mum drove you?
Speaker 2: Jenna? What you know what? When I had lunch with
Speaker 2: you in La Hayden, I ordered all the food and
Speaker 2: you got up and left and didn't pay everything?
Speaker 5: What a scab? Are you joking?
Speaker 2: The exchange rate and America's horrendous?
Speaker 7: We didn't need anything.
Speaker 2: You had a chip and you know me, I'm a
Speaker 2: chip counter.
Speaker 7: They told us to leave, to leave, yes, but.
Speaker 2: I would have to looking at you. You had a lady
Speaker 2: shirt on, a shout out Laney. Your mum's like we
Speaker 2: need to get a bus to Beverly Hills.
Speaker 9: I had a time jumper on.
Speaker 2: That's all the same.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're all just yelling at the end of the
Speaker 5: day out.
Speaker 2: Exactly right, talking about their breakups and big your sexuality
Speaker 2: on the other nothing, you give me anything?
Speaker 11: To do.
Speaker 5: God, I can't believe you're a glebe guy now, so weird.
Speaker 2: I'm a real local. I work where I live, right,
Speaker 2: I've already given the fucking the dress. I don't want
Speaker 2: to give out anymore. We live on there's on a street,
Speaker 2: it's a terrace, and there's a pub on one corner
Speaker 2: and a pub on the other, two different pubs. And
Speaker 2: Hayden and I are like, let's go to the pub
Speaker 2: one night and get well acquainted with the people. So
Speaker 2: we walk down. Actually we're making cocktails and we go
Speaker 2: we need eyes. Let's go to the pub. We haven't
Speaker 2: been yet. So we walk down to the pub three
Speaker 2: doors down and we go, Hi, the other pub, how
Speaker 2: did you get in? And I'm like, oh, no, I've
Speaker 2: already off on a bad foot. You know me, I'd
Speaker 2: love to please people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, oh, I.
Speaker 2: Came through the back door that should have been locked.
Speaker 2: Yells at this young sixteen year this poor girl.
Speaker 5: We aready be in there with a clothes for COVID.
Speaker 2: No, they have one entrance because of COVID. But I
Speaker 2: came through the back because it was open. Kid fallen
Speaker 2: out so ill.
Speaker 5: Coming through the back. Oh my dear, so you're allowed
Speaker 5: to make sex drugs about me.
Speaker 2: But yours are so current I can almost smell it
Speaker 2: on you. And I walk in, signing scan the QR coat,
Speaker 2: I went, okay, ping bomb signed in and then I
Speaker 2: went went, what can I get you on a S?
Speaker 2: And I was like, you should do one there actually,
Speaker 2: then come back to ours. Just an idea for your
Speaker 2: other guest host. I could guest host never asked anyway?
Speaker 2: Sick opin in that. And then I go, I just
Speaker 2: want to buy alcohol. We want to buy ice. I
Speaker 2: want to buy ice. He's like, we don't sell ice.
Speaker 2: We have an ice problem here. We'll do dead in
Speaker 2: the eyes. And I'm like, here's my chance. Either impress him. Alright,
Speaker 2: I'm out and I go the drug or the ice,
Speaker 2: and he went, he went, we don't sell it, but
Speaker 2: for you, I'll do it. What do you want? I
Speaker 2: just want a bag of ice? Funny fuck up ten
Speaker 2: bugs made? Just give me a ten. We don't sell it.
Speaker 2: We don't you know what? You come back here, you
Speaker 2: sign up to be members, you come get snitz once
Speaker 2: a week. I'm like, we just moved into Oh great,
Speaker 2: mine hits me on the shoulder slaps me, bruises me,
Speaker 2: thank you, and then we leave best friends. But it
Speaker 2: was a gamble.
Speaker 5: Did you have a slap on the pokey?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 2: We can't endorse that on this show. I'm learying to
Speaker 2: ask a question and I have to reply with an
Speaker 2: ambiguous response. MM so is or no, m that was
Speaker 2: you last night?
Speaker 5: So I've really really moved, really that noyed not that
Speaker 5: would not be left time.
Speaker 2: That could be, that could be like in the middle
Speaker 2: of it all, you know, like readjusting Jenna, that's a
Speaker 2: good one too. What what that noise you just made? Yeah?
Speaker 5: What kind of sick that you haven't? People are going guttarall?
Speaker 5: Do you know what phrase? I really hate well speaking
Speaker 5: of it just because he said guttural and made me
Speaker 5: think of it. When people say, like, rearrange my guts
Speaker 5: in terms of being penetrated, like fuck that.
Speaker 2: If you perforate your bow, you're done. You need a
Speaker 2: cost to me bag for life.
Speaker 5: I don't imagine. Don't let someone rearrange Oh you know
Speaker 5: what when my name mind test signs alone, Yeah, you
Speaker 5: want to touch my fucking bow?
Speaker 2: Better be doing me strict banding my nan when she
Speaker 2: was in hospital a couple months ago, she's all, well, now.
Speaker 2: The lady next to I had a catheter in and
Speaker 2: one of her guests tripped on the catheter and unplugged it,
Speaker 2: so the bag wasn't connected. So she was just pissing
Speaker 2: on the floor through a tube. And you know what,
Speaker 2: did someone spill their apple? Oh dear god, just piss on.
Speaker 5: The floor, mortifying w' you be in that person being like,
Speaker 5: oh no, just shoot me.
Speaker 2: You know my name? Messaged me my ol. I've got
Speaker 2: two grandmothers, my mom and my dad's. My dad's is
Speaker 2: Dutch rights sorry rees in micron. She texts me an
Speaker 2: article half post twenty one year old Australian eyes COVID,
Speaker 2: and she messages me she goes, dear, oh dear, being
Speaker 2: obese a risk factor, thinking of you with love. Oh wow,
Speaker 2: oh my god, that was a real wake up call.
Speaker 2: So I had a chicken curry pie and ninish tart
Speaker 2: and it.
Speaker 5: Was too spicy to rub some taln powder.
Speaker 2: On your legs. You're good, shut out, it's not funny.
Speaker 5: Are you gonna try the vasso?
Speaker 2: I think I'm not a vassaline fan. I went through
Speaker 2: a phase when I was a kid where I got
Speaker 2: severely chapped lips. You know, once you chap your lips, right.
Speaker 5: They're never not they never not chapped.
Speaker 2: Your lipstage chapped.
Speaker 5: And then there's that smart cunt that's like, actually, you
Speaker 5: build up immunity if you don't use the lips.
Speaker 2: Shut up. Yeah, chapsticks actually dry out your lips more.
Speaker 2: She shut the fuck up. I agree. That was Jennu
Speaker 2: in primary school. I reckon. My mom told me that
Speaker 2: because your family own chapstick, right, we're getting your money from.
Speaker 9: No, they weren't around.
Speaker 5: I remember the life pre chapstick. Yeah, you know, I
Speaker 5: wear the many dust storms and I was still plump.
Speaker 2: You know what we do we'd slice and orcar in
Speaker 2: half and use the bubber.
Speaker 9: Yes, that's what we did actually do.
Speaker 2: But you did use man to ray gel.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we did alo verra.
Speaker 2: Of course you went to school with it in you
Speaker 2: as a Vera blue. Yeah. And once they're chapped, you know,
Speaker 2: when you know that, like eight year old kid, they're
Speaker 2: always ate and they've always got chafing like this meach,
Speaker 2: it's always Yeah, it's like a clown makeup just around
Speaker 2: the rim of their lips.
Speaker 5: It looks like a past rash.
Speaker 2: It looks like a past rash. And that was me
Speaker 2: for a good six months. And I went through maybe
Speaker 2: at like a like a two hundred mil tub of
Speaker 2: vassaline a week. I would just scoop it up with
Speaker 2: two fingers like I was already Puba blue style, and
Speaker 2: I on my lips and I would just go to
Speaker 2: sleep and i'd wake up and they'd be like one
Speaker 2: millimeter less pass rash, and then I'd do that and
Speaker 2: then yeah, but just you know that smell, that that
Speaker 2: like nothing petroleum jelly smell. I just can't do it,
Speaker 2: So no, I won't. I'll stick to talc. I tried
Speaker 2: baby powder and baby oil for a while.
Speaker 5: Baby oil, Yeah, what do you do with that?
Speaker 2: You put it between your thighs? Really, yeah, because baby
Speaker 2: you're all like stays there for ages. Yeah. Tag's good though.
Speaker 2: I've got it down to a fine art. Shower dry.
Speaker 2: I keep the towel between my thighs five minutes. Why,
Speaker 2: I blow drum my hair, take it out dry as
Speaker 2: an oven. Then I get the and I got this.
Speaker 2: I go and I push and I go, and then
Speaker 2: I put my fires together and then I put my
Speaker 2: andies on them.
Speaker 9: Good as gold.
Speaker 5: You stand there with your towel between your legs, like, yeah,
Speaker 5: so it dries? Okay, Hayten does the home were you
Speaker 5: really gets the avoid physical activity? It all costs, don't you?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I can't even dry your legs.
Speaker 2: You should see me. I try to save so much
Speaker 2: fucking energy. I will condition my hair and then face
Speaker 2: grub myself while brushing my teeth because I want to
Speaker 2: get it all done at once. I'll do the conditioner
Speaker 2: ol shampoo, then condition. I haven't even soaked my body
Speaker 2: because I want the conditioner to be done by the
Speaker 2: time I'm done soaping.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, I want to get out of there. I
Speaker 5: think I've already told this story on this show. But
Speaker 5: one thing you should never do is blow your nose
Speaker 5: while you're cleaning your teeth. Why foam everywhere?
Speaker 8: Really?
Speaker 2: Does it come out through your nose passage?
Speaker 5: No, But if you're going, think about it. If you're
Speaker 5: going with your nostril and your mouth is open, the
Speaker 5: air is gonna come out there too, So your mouth
Speaker 5: is good.
Speaker 2: You know something, I off TikTok. You can't hum while
Speaker 2: blocking your nose. It's impossible. It's impossible to hum you're
Speaker 2: doing Sam Smith kind of weird to stop jesu, you
Speaker 2: know what?
Speaker 5: You know what like it was like a challenge or
Speaker 5: something one TikTok that I saw and I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: try laugh without smiling, And I was like, I do
Speaker 5: that every day.
Speaker 2: Let's try try to laugh without smiling.
Speaker 5: Actually, yeah, I do smile.
Speaker 2: I reckon, I can do it? Ready, you need.
Speaker 5: You need to post that on a TikTok.
Speaker 2: Can't we just use the camera.
Speaker 5: They're not rolling juring anybre It's a fucking secret. Just
Speaker 5: film it, cockhead?
Speaker 7: Now how old are you?
Speaker 2: I don't know how to TikTok.
Speaker 5: Just film it a normal video up later.
Speaker 2: Okay. So I'm gonna go. I'm doing the no laugh challenge.
Speaker 5: No, just start and I'll put it in the text.
Speaker 5: But make sure there's plenty of rim above your heads
Speaker 5: to put the writing. Okay, get either, just me logo
Speaker 5: in the background. Won't you.
Speaker 7: Stop stop.
Speaker 2: Killing me.
Speaker 5: Fucked up in my life?
Speaker 2: Can I tell you how I'm so good at that?
Speaker 5: You're fucking storry you sound miss piggy.
Speaker 2: You know how I'm so good at that? And I'm
Speaker 2: not gloating, but you know I studied theater in New
Speaker 2: York city. Yeah, there was a task we did. I'm
Speaker 2: going to get you to do it. Now, get soft
Speaker 2: objects that you can throw at my face. I have
Speaker 2: to not break while giving out some dialogue because they
Speaker 2: didn't want you to break. Right when you're in a
Speaker 2: comedic scene, right, you can't laugh, so throw They would
Speaker 2: pelt soft balls like nerve balls at my face while
Speaker 2: you were delivering a scene so you couldn't break. Then
Speaker 2: they get people to come up and slap you and
Speaker 2: pull your arm and yank you.
Speaker 5: Wow, and you have to just not break. Okay, I'll
Speaker 5: just give some dialogue.
Speaker 2: Ready, what what is it?
Speaker 11: Just me?
Speaker 2: You're gonna throw things at my face?
Speaker 5: Okay, no, I had an invitation.
Speaker 2: What he said to you last night? Throw it in
Speaker 2: my face?
Speaker 5: Dimonty microphone?
Speaker 2: Eja, of course that a Miranda Curm moisturizer. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: going to get up some cher What should I get up?
Speaker 2: Check off? I'll do some check off? What are you
Speaker 2: doing getting some dialogue?
Speaker 5: I'll just fucking talk. I wanted to be theatrical God,
Speaker 5: this has gone on too long.
Speaker 2: The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Act one, mm hmmm. Of
Speaker 2: course the whole effect will be ruined. If Nino's late,
Speaker 2: she should be here by now. But her father you blinked.
Speaker 2: You throw a bag of neutrogena clean wives that me?
Speaker 5: No, I think you're one. That's blue tack.
Speaker 2: All right, let me go again, clinched. I want to
Speaker 2: know this. Okay, what did you.
Speaker 9: Face mask?
Speaker 5: Don't throw the bloody hydroflask at him? Stop? Look all
Speaker 5: your hair's gone messy and everything. But no, totally unfazed.
Speaker 5: I'm so glad you went to New York for that theater.
Speaker 2: Off.
Speaker 5: Throw a wet tea at him, stained, my Ralph lad true.
Speaker 2: Already hate me for making the studio mess. Now there's
Speaker 2: fucking blue tack in the desk.
Speaker 5: Well you asked for it. They had got them tired.
Speaker 2: They had soft balls in school, so did the game. Well, anyway,
Speaker 2: it's Jennifer Aniston. I also did that challenge in preparation
Speaker 2: for the Adam Sandler film. I recently did see all
Speaker 2: the grades, all the grades, all the grades. What's how
Speaker 2: hot take?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: I want to say something my age, I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Someone can fact check it. Months ago was on the
Speaker 2: downfall of Ellen. I can't believe we predicted it. We
Speaker 2: were talking about that before it was huge.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's only gotten like bigger, hasn't it?
Speaker 2: Like it's yeah, normally those things the pr is like
Speaker 2: they stumped down the drain like a shit in a
Speaker 2: body camp shower. But it was just ignited.
Speaker 9: But it all start.
Speaker 5: Didn't get the either, just me logo in the background.
Speaker 5: By the way, your fucking head's covering it anyway. A
Speaker 5: couple of mitches on tickto.
Speaker 2: Why don't you do? I challenged my co host, I
Speaker 2: do a little piece of camera.
Speaker 5: That's no TikTok works.
Speaker 9: Babe, I get it.
Speaker 2: I've gone viral. I put it. I put up all this,
Speaker 2: put all this thought into a video, put it up,
Speaker 2: three likes, one comment, fyp and then I put up
Speaker 2: a video that I do in twenty twenty seconds. B zerk.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's because if a video is shorter, it plays
Speaker 5: more than once, which means the completion rate on the
Speaker 5: video is really high, which means the algorithm puts it
Speaker 5: in forty pages because they're like, oh, people are watching
Speaker 5: this over and over again and they're finishing the whole video.
Speaker 5: If it's a minute long and people tune out after
Speaker 5: forty seconds, They're like, it must be shit.
Speaker 2: Oh I get you.
Speaker 5: So the shorter the better, really yes, and also it's
Speaker 5: just not a podcast you need to go. Hey guys,
Speaker 5: today we're going to be doing a chain that welcome
Speaker 5: back to my channel like you just fucking do it
Speaker 5: and everyone figured out what it is based off the caption.
Speaker 2: Should we do a quick little listen to our show
Speaker 2: opener and just pay some respects to Chris who made it,
Speaker 2: and just have one glass to listen to the new
Speaker 2: ones of it? Or no, people can get.
Speaker 5: Been too long already this show, but go on, let's
Speaker 5: just let's go we go.
Speaker 2: This is the new show open up for se isn't it? Sorry?
Speaker 2: That's the show opener for my radio show.
Speaker 5: The lines of Blurred Mate.
Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 5: Hello, I Tracy Grimshaw, Welcome to a parent affair tonight.
Speaker 2: We're coming to you from my bedroom.
Speaker 1: Some things maka more sinse than the others.
Speaker 3: Letch is trading gymnast one commodore games Goald in nineteen
Speaker 3: ninety that.
Speaker 1: His performance on the pommel Horse India, Marcus grow up.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 5: You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar.
Speaker 11: This is.
Speaker 1: Just a couple of mitches.
Speaker 5: Reckon, we should include Jenna's name in the opener.
Speaker 6: How about a compromise. We'll say your name, but it's
Speaker 6: said in the simlish draw up A luby perfect is michturely.
Speaker 2: And let me tell you the amount of test names
Speaker 2: he did for Jenna.
Speaker 5: Bradley did like nineteen takes.
Speaker 2: Did ninety. But I had to say them because I'm
Speaker 2: an avid Sims fan.
Speaker 5: You're actually really good at making up sim talk. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'll do it and have a conversation between two Sims.
Speaker 12: Okay, barban or Poopy Glenn Garbo NOOSU ragged Roo, raged
Speaker 12: Roup Glendor Poopa go.
Speaker 2: It's like they always like yell off into the distance.
Speaker 5: There's always such pores between their conversations them on a battery.
Speaker 2: The best is when they're like flirting.
Speaker 5: Mega.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it, Mark, Yeah, Yeah, it's no. It's always
Speaker 2: it's real soft like. There's never any harsh like. It's
Speaker 2: never that, it's always softly spoken. Have you had the
Speaker 2: the Katy Perry similar song?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: Have you not heard it.
Speaker 2: As a Katie Perry parai.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm wearing a Katie Perry Daisy's jumper right.
Speaker 2: Now, I wonder where that was from camp.
Speaker 5: Well, I like Lady Gaga, Katy Perry doesn't cancel her
Speaker 5: Mer Jordan's.
Speaker 2: Do you not believe that it was canceled?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: I do believe that good.
Speaker 2: I thought you were trying to accuse me.
Speaker 5: No, Lady Gar's been a bit ship reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Katy Perry Sims, you know what she did. They
Speaker 2: did it with Malrat Aussie artist, and Troy Savanne. When
Speaker 2: they launch a new SIMS they do a collab with
Speaker 2: music labels and because they play fakes in music, they
Speaker 2: literally do Macgaba, do Milan.
Speaker 13: Do Me?
Speaker 2: And they play that stuff. So they got Katie Perry
Speaker 2: to cover. I think it was firework no last Friday.
Speaker 5: Night in sim Oh my god, I think I have
Speaker 5: heard there he founder.
Speaker 2: That's an ad for HCF. I actually need health insurance
Speaker 2: now and I'm not on harm. I gotta pay for it.
Speaker 2: Do you guys have health insurance?
Speaker 5: Hate CF? Actually really HF Well, I can't afford it,
Speaker 5: so skipping the ad? What you talking about? You don't
Speaker 5: pay for fuel or a car?
Speaker 2: I know, but I can't afford it anyway?
Speaker 5: Where's your money going if you're not paying for a
Speaker 5: vehicle to my rant, it's down the funnel. Oh, that's right.
Speaker 5: She lives in a luxury mertrid service suite.
Speaker 2: Here it is.
Speaker 7: Stambypts.
Speaker 2: Imagine being in.
Speaker 5: His recording and I'm like, hey, am I saying that right? Like?
Speaker 2: How do you know?
Speaker 5: How does someone tell you a correct story?
Speaker 2: Is it Glorby or Snorpy? I'm going to forward announce
Speaker 2: it like I'm a radio announcer.
Speaker 5: Ready, Okay, hold on, hold on, I need to film
Speaker 5: this too. God, Okay, is there an Instagram filter with
Speaker 5: the same thing above you? Because that would make it sense.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 5: I feel like you don't realize you've been sitting on
Speaker 5: this talent that could have been having you go viral
Speaker 5: this whole time? Can you just make your TikTok purely? Sims?
Speaker 2: Memes? How do I browse effects? Here we go, Sims.
Speaker 5: What are we called again? There's a word for that
Speaker 5: green ship that hovers above the sim. It's like a
Speaker 5: I can't remember. Here we go google that, Jen.
Speaker 9: I'm actually curious.
Speaker 5: I will what's the green ship above the sim's head?
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, We're ready.
Speaker 5: I want to know what they call the plum bob.
Speaker 5: I was about to say it's a plumb bob.
Speaker 2: I thought of it. Yes, okay, here we go, but
Speaker 2: they can't hear the audio on that.
Speaker 5: I'll fucking edit it later.
Speaker 2: God, you got glad, You're good? All right, Here we go.
Speaker 2: I'll do that. Drop that's what Sim's doing. I'm a
Speaker 2: door of Kusani ragged moving out and buddy standyim pet
Speaker 2: Jesus dibbler, I'm the milkado fucking hell. It's a bit
Speaker 2: of fine. All right, we really should get out of here.
Speaker 2: We've gone over time.
Speaker 5: Well and truly, but hey, we're just making up the
Speaker 5: lost time.
Speaker 2: You also didn't have us for a while, so now
Speaker 2: you're getting a lot of us. Kind of what I meant,
Speaker 2: I accidentally put that on your story? What delete it?
Speaker 2: That's on your instr story.
Speaker 5: No, I don't mind it there.
Speaker 2: Delete it look like fucking Hagrid, SIM version of Hagrid.
Speaker 2: You know what I used to be? Put that. We'll
Speaker 2: post it on the secret Facebook group enduring it is.
Speaker 2: If you're not in there, you have to answer you
Speaker 2: SA shut up.
Speaker 9: I didn't mean to just screenshot it.
Speaker 2: If you are, if you want to be on the
Speaker 2: secret face book group Endurant Idiots join it. A lot
Speaker 2: of special content there and maybe some announcements about some
Speaker 2: things that are happening real soon. Get on there.
Speaker 5: Maybe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we'll see you next week with Who do
Speaker 2: We Have?
Speaker 5: It's gonna be aw them. I can't wait.
Speaker 2: We'll see you then, guy. It's great to be back
Speaker 2: with mister Thane.
Speaker 5: You guys, thanks for listening.