WEBVTT - #36: Kyle Sandilands Scolds Churi 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.160 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:06.360 Hell, I'm Tracy Grimshaw. Welcome to a parent affair tonight. 0:00:06.400 --> 0:00:08.000 We're coming to you from my bedroom. 0:00:08.480 --> 0:00:10.879 Summer feelings makable since than others. 0:00:10.920 --> 0:00:14.800 Switch Australian gymnast one Commodore Games goal in nineteen ninety 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:19.480 that his performance on the pommel Horse India a Marcus 0:00:19.920 --> 0:00:20.360 grow up. 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:24.479 Bless yourself for observations you didn't ask for. 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:29.200 You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar. 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:35.120 This is just still to play a couple of mitches, dreckon. 0:00:35.159 --> 0:00:37.720 We should include Jenna's name in the opener, tell about 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:38.320 a compromise. 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:41.440 We'll say your name, but it's said in the simlish. 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:46.200 Drap A luby perfect. 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:48.560 Now he is michtui and. 0:00:49.680 --> 0:00:52.760 Oh it's good to be back. Hello guys, how are 0:00:52.800 --> 0:00:56.120 we all feeling refresh? You finally made it, Jennifer season two? 0:00:56.360 --> 0:00:58.880 You have from here Season two look good on us? 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:00.840 Yeah, brain you. I feel like when you lose a 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:02.639 whole lot of weight and you feel different, you put 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:04.200 it all back on in six weeks and then people 0:01:04.600 --> 0:01:05.319 talk about it again. 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:08.720 That's what happened to me during IO. I just shed 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:12.120 those last few peskys centimeters from my waist, and then 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:15.319 everything shut down, the gyms, and then I started comforting. 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:17.160 You were doing really well. You lost a lot of weight. 0:01:17.319 --> 0:01:19.080 I know, it's actually kind of depressing. I look back 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:23.600 at footage from this fucking podcast in like maybe February March, 0:01:24.200 --> 0:01:25.280 damn with Marti Gray. 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:27.319 Ready. Yeah, I had one less chin when we started 0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:29.680 this podcast. Now I've just developed a cousin. It's just 0:01:29.720 --> 0:01:32.200 grown onwards. It's around. It's good to be back, though. 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:34.480 Season two is always like, I think it's the best 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:36.720 season of any show, any podcast. 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:39.720 It is. We've all been busy during the break. Actually, 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:41.679 we've had a lot of stuff happen. You've bloody moved 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:42.199 out of home. 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:44.080 I have, You've had a mental breakdown. 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:47.760 Yes, I did have a brief psychiatric recess from work, 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:51.080 But what is a psychiatric recess? It just sounds more 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:52.040 chic than stress leave. 0:01:52.520 --> 0:01:56.600 Is there a psychiatric lunch after the recess, psychiatric supper, 0:01:57.160 --> 0:01:58.280 psychiatric tea time. 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:01.480 I'm very annoyed you've moved out home, though, because like 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:03.880 half of my repertoire was mocking you for still living 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:04.720 with Mummy and Daddy. 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:05.880 That was the first thing you said to me like, 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:08.000 I've got no gear on you now, Like, what the 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:10.080 fuck I have to lean on gay jokes and fat 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:11.519 jokes for the rest of our friendship. 0:02:11.600 --> 0:02:13.600 I am enjoying the opportunity to act like a know 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:15.680 it all though, because I've moved out of home for 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:18.200 like six years. Yeah, I haven't been with mom dad 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:19.960 for that long, and so I'm just like, there's all 0:02:20.000 --> 0:02:22.320 these new things that you're learning that I'm sure you're 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:23.680 going to talk about here on the podcast. 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:26.840 I am surprised. I'm dressed and deodorized because I don't 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:30.560 know what to do. I honestly feel it hasn't hit 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:33.000 me yet as well. Like I was sitting literally, I 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:35.440 feel like I astral projected last night having a glass 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:37.280 of wine at one am after work, I'm like, where 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:39.600 am I? I felt like I had woken up in 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:42.840 this random building. I didn't. My brain wasn't familiar with 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:43.680 the space yet. 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:45.760 What a culture shock for you? By the way, can 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:47.600 we just talk about the fact that you've gone from 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:51.600 living in Cronulla, Yes, which is possibly the most bigoted 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:55.000 suburb in Sydney, to Glebe, which I would say is 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:59.160 the most you know, lefty fucking hips of snowflake suburb 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:01.120 in Sydney. And that's why extreme to the other. 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:03.519 It really is. My house doesn't even having address, it 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:07.680 identifies as a cottage. No, we're ten a but it's 0:03:07.720 --> 0:03:08.760 beautiful place. Jenny. 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:11.079 You only moved out of home like a couple of 0:03:11.120 --> 0:03:13.080 years ago as well, so this is new ish to you. 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:17.240 It just it's never ending. You're like, I swear to God, 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:20.440 I emptied that bin yesterday. You think your chores are done? 0:03:20.840 --> 0:03:25.960 More chores? Also, do you have to wash teatowels? Yeah, 0:03:25.440 --> 0:03:28.639 but why they just go on the oven and they're 0:03:28.720 --> 0:03:29.720 dry and that's clean. 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:32.320 And so it depends. I've got a I've got a 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:36.280 I've got a teetwel rotation system. Really, there's one for 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:39.000 the dishes and one for other So like if you're 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:41.200 wiping over the coffee table or whatever, you don't want 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:42.800 grubby shit or like my cats. 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:45.200 I've done that and I've rubbed mayonnaise on the coffee 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:46.360 table because I was trying to clean it. 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:48.800 Yes, you've got to put them in the wash to 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:49.560 have a whole pile. 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:51.360 That's what my agent for the for the for the 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:53.520 week is. So we'll just put a put a pin 0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:54.840 in that and we'll get back to. 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:56.960 It because there's not many questions for now. I would 0:03:57.000 --> 0:03:59.800 like to give you your housewarming present that I got. 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:01.120 You don't do you go? 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:01.680 No? 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:02.080 Please? 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:03.240 Don't know why? 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:05.920 Why not? Because you know about the birthday present? 0:04:06.280 --> 0:04:11.840 Guilt isn't it? Here's your kids? Must be nice, very small. Hey, 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:15.160 sounds like the essentials because the first thing you said 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.360 to me when you told me you're moving out home 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:19.120 it was there was a lot of confusion around the 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:21.120 tea towels? Do you have to buy them? Do they 0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:21.960 come with the house? 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:27.799 Come? So it's from Australia Post into a premium store. 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:33.640 Don't mock it, mich, what is it? 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:34.640 It's a tea towel. 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:36.559 Like I said, there was a lot of confusion around 0:04:36.560 --> 0:04:37.039 the tea town. 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:42.160 It's by Kemballa Corp, Australian Indigenous art series by Jenny Mills. 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:44.680 Got like the the tick to say that it's like 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:46.719 a certified Indigenous business. 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:50.160 I love that. Support them. Oh it's beautiful. 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.680 I got one myself too. I feel like it's too 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:54.560 beautiful to use. 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:55.279 Look at it. 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:57.840 I use it for like I use it for white 0:04:57.880 --> 0:04:59.560 like you know, wrapping up an ice pack. And stuff. 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:01.880 I don't want to actually dirty because it's a beautiful artwork. 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:03.440 Ready, I'm gonna rub it on the microphone and you 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:05.920 can you can you can hear the thread count. There's 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:10.080 a lot of threads ready. Sure, Oh it's thick. 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:13.479 Thank you, miss You're welcome. Added to your t towl 0:05:13.520 --> 0:05:14.800 collection and rotate them like I. 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:18.640 Only have one. This can be the wet for wet Town. 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:19.839 That's the ones for the dishes. 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:22.360 Yeah, this is for the dishes. Now. I just feel 0:05:22.400 --> 0:05:25.320 like an absolute fucking bastard because I bought you at 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:28.920 birthday present months. I was so organized. Oh, Mitch's birthday 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:33.560 is in July. I bought you a chromatic appillo right, 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:37.440 Lady Gaga's merchandise, and it got canceled. She canceled it 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:39.560 COVID or maybe album sales in there. 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:42.440 I think that album did very well, by the way, 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:45.960 Lady Gaga is not worried about album. Very odd that 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:48.080 she canceled the cushion sales for anyway. 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:51.159 No, she canceled the merch being sent Hayen my boyfriend 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:53.000 who I moved out with. I don't think we mentioned 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:55.480 that people. I'm living alone. No, I've got a partner. 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:57.520 Is there a new word now that you live together? 0:05:57.640 --> 0:05:58.760 Is he you're apparently? 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:02.240 Yeah, well he was applying for senal link. Poor thing 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:04.520 may redundant. Just as we moved on, we were literally 0:06:04.560 --> 0:06:06.560 cutting the cake on the celebratory. Yeah, we moved out. 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:08.080 Oh my god, I got a phone call. 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:10.480 It's done fucking twenty twenty horrendous. 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:12.600 So yeah, twenty fucked us over. So he's lost his 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:17.000 job and yeah, he went on Senelink payments as anyone would, 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:20.120 and they were like single or partnered or de facto. 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:21.720 I'm like, what do we do? It turns out you 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:23.560 don't get much money for being partnered. 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:25.120 So we had to do the factor We had to 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:27.400 what's the difference? Does that mean you live with them? 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:29.240 The factors mean you've lived with each other for six 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:31.760 months and you have shared oy. Yeah, so we bought 0:06:31.760 --> 0:06:33.560 the fridge together, and the TV and all the all 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:35.640 the stuff. We literally went fifty to fifty in. 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:37.080 So you're going to share that tea towel with him. 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:40.440 He's my fucking indigenous tchaut. Nope, this is my so 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:42.880 I'm Your birthday present is on the way and I 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:45.679 will deliver it to you on the on the Cloud 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:46.240 very soon. 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:47.400 Great, can't wait. 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:51.280 Also, people are probably listening. I'm going love Mitch Love, 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:55.360 Mitch Love, Managadubi. Where is Ricky Lee Coulter? 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:57.559 Oh yeah, we did say that Ricky Lee was gonna 0:06:57.600 --> 0:07:00.440 guest host our first episode back for season. She's going 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:01.720 to be with us next week instead? 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:02.480 Yeah, next week. 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:04.160 I can't wait. It's going to be great. But hey, 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:05.160 lovely to be back. 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:06.960 Yeah. 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:09.159 Did anyone tell you that your name came up on 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:10.520 Carl and JACKIEO the other day? 0:07:11.840 --> 0:07:14.160 Well, see here's nick I got. I got like maybe 0:07:14.280 --> 0:07:16.720 twenty dms from people who obviously because they do the 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:18.880 night show, they listen to the breakfast show and the 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:21.840 fan sort of cross paths. I got twenty messages. Oh 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:23.080 you're in trouble so. 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:25.640 You know, yeah, you're You're not in Kyle's good books 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:26.119 at the moment. 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:26.600 Obviously. 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:29.520 You share the studio, Yes, here at Kiss and he's 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:31.560 been coming in and he's not happy with the state 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:34.600 you're leaving the studio in. This has come up before. Yeah, 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:37.200 the state you leave the Kiss FM studios in after 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:38.880 you're done at night and imber the name of eats 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:41.720 bags and the receipts. Well, Kyle's got a whole different 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:43.200 bone to pick. I've brought the audio with you. 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:45.080 Haven't heard it, right, No, I haven't heard it. I 0:07:45.120 --> 0:07:47.280 just want to say I'm not a grub. I'm in 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:49.520 the studio at night, and I finish at midnight, and 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:52.320 he's literally in six hours later, and I try to 0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:53.640 clean as much as I can because I. 0:07:53.640 --> 0:07:55.320 Clearly don't clearly don't. 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:58.320 Oh did I leave more food? No? 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:01.720 But this is literally how the Kyle and Jakio show started. 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:04.200 Like he was angry from the first few seconds onwards 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:05.040 because of you. 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:08.880 Here's what happens, golden microphone. 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:18.400 Good morning everyone, Hi, guys, Hey guys, Hey king on. 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:22.200 This is starting to get a bit much. Who owns 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:26.160 all these little fragments of fingernails that are spat out 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:27.480 all over this console? 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:28.960 Who owns this? 0:08:29.480 --> 0:08:34.360 It's cash cock, dirty cash cock, big mids at night, 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:36.360 midch till midnight. Tell you what to be areshold in 0:08:36.400 --> 0:08:39.560 the Gordys studio. If I see one more nail bitten 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:43.480 off and spat on this desk, it's disgusting. He's got 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:46.920 a nervous disorder. Obviously, he's chewing his nails. By the way, 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:49.280 if you're a nail choir. Everyone knows you've got a 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:53.880 mental problem. Oh what do you and when you go 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:56.280 when someone says that they also know you've got a 0:08:56.280 --> 0:08:57.920 mental problem. 0:08:57.600 --> 0:08:59.760 What do you mean? Look at Adam, Look at all 0:08:59.800 --> 0:09:00.520 these nails? 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:01.360 How many of. 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:02.880 These thousands of them? 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:06.479 Spat out? A little bits of nail. 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:10.200 Over there on the on all that's over there? 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:11.360 Yeah, there's two over there. 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:15.160 That's disgusting according to little nails spat out. 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:16.800 No, I don't you know. 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:19.960 When I get over tired, I such feel nauseous. He's like, 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:22.520 I start commenting for no reason at all, and you 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:28.120 start talking about shoot off fingernails. I really can't this morning, don't. 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:30.520 What about those mums that and I've seen. I don't 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:32.000 know whether this is a real mum thing or not, 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:34.800 but you see your mum if your kid's got a cold, 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:36.400 they put their mouth over the kids. 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:41.720 Wow, she's gone to hear that. 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:42.520 She's gone. 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:47.560 So you've pissed off, Kyle. You've made Jackie ill. 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:51.800 The only thing I feel bad about is making poor 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:54.880 Jackie O, star of the Masks singer, vomit on the air. 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:56.840 Show with your nails because they look. 0:09:56.760 --> 0:10:00.920 Like little nubs, don't they look like, look look what 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:03.120 a cat has made. It loses all its hair. 0:10:03.480 --> 0:10:05.520 Now it's one thing to be called out on air 0:10:05.559 --> 0:10:08.559 for this, but just so you know, I also ask 0:10:08.640 --> 0:10:10.720 Kyle to record a private message for you here on 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:16.920 the podcast. Did you really I did? It's called nail 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:19.840 clippings too. How they get over there? This is just 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:22.040 for you seven seconds. 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:26.240 This isn't a message, it is a manifesto. I don't 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:28.319 even have any more nails to bite. That's that's how 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:30.760 small way are over. Okay, here we go playing nail 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:31.280 by two. 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:34.440 Hey Mitch, it's Kyle here. 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:35.560 Hey. 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:38.640 I know that I've been taking the piss out of 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:41.280 you on the radio about leaving little bits of fingernail 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:45.000 all over the radio console and all the computed but 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:49.080 it's fucking getting out of control. I mean, there's hundreds 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:51.080 of them. Every time I move a button or hit 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:54.199 a keyboard button, out pops a fingernail out of the 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:57.400 It's just too much. Start spitting them into the bin 0:10:57.600 --> 0:10:59.440 or collect them in a bit of scrap of paper 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:04.079 because it's too disgusting for me to have to deal with. 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:07.360 And I do love you, but I will not put 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:11.600 up with fucking fragments of fingernail everywhere. Do you even 0:11:11.640 --> 0:11:15.640 have any fingernails left? It'll be bits of skin spackle 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:20.040 over the desk neck. It's just disgusting. Love you, brother, 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:23.160 but fuck pulled your ship together and you've. 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:25.000 Got beautiful manicured nails. 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:30.000 That's the Kadi god. 0:11:31.240 --> 0:11:34.120 Oh so you basically just dubbed yourself in there because 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:36.800 you literally just said to me, I've got no nails left, 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:37.040 so I. 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:39.080 Don't have a look at them. Ready, don't don't laugh. 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:39.920 I get very self consed. 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:42.600 Come on, says you when I'm here, got the two 0:11:42.640 --> 0:11:44.360 of us to be a nail problem. Oh you're an 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:46.680 opposite end of the spectum. Jenna's got cat claws. 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:49.960 Yeah, you gotta give me some. Here we go. Okay, 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:50.800 we're not that bad. 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:55.680 Oh my god? What hew they look like? Does it 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:58.040 like hurt you to like put any pressure on your hand? 0:11:58.120 --> 0:12:00.600 Yeah? I can't, no, no, no, I just can't have any cant. 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:02.880 Oh what do you mean? 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:03.640 Are they actually dad? 0:12:03.800 --> 0:12:05.520 I used to have a really bad nail biting habit, 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:07.199 and that reminds me of that, and I'm like, oh, 0:12:07.280 --> 0:12:08.080 it looks painful. 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:09.040 How do I shake it? 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:15.040 Do you know what I'm gonna sound insane, particularly because 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:17.000 I've just come off a psycheap to rease. 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:18.319 It, you always have sounded insane. 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:22.680 So I stopped chewing my nails because I got a 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:27.000 three pack of stress balls, And now whenever I'm feeling fidgity, 0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:30.280 for example, in the car, at my desk, just yeah, 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:32.680 just do that. And it's great to the hand strength 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:34.680 because in this d and age everyone's on their phones. 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:37.920 They're not handwriting as much. Stress balls. That was actually 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:41.720 one of my ear gems. But I've just fucking blown here. 0:12:41.200 --> 0:12:44.160 That's a discovery. During the break, I was like, stress 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:45.920 balls are dope, guys, I need to tell everyone. 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:47.559 Then God, that made the junk, because that's not it 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:49.760 doesn't actually all the time for a segment. Okay, I 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:52.199 also have tried that nail off in the past, but. 0:12:52.280 --> 0:12:54.120 Get used to the tape, get used to the taste. 0:12:54.120 --> 0:12:55.360 On the end of my obvious cond past like an 0:12:55.360 --> 0:12:57.600 ammeretto sour, I thought I was having a cocktail. This 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:00.720 is like an apparole. I was like, you know what, 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:02.880 I like that. He was very sweet and he obviously 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:04.040 cares for me, which I like. 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:06.160 He said, I love you, but fuck, he's at the 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:09.480 end of his teather is. I mean I would be 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:11.160 too if there were clippings all over. 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:14.560 That because we're going off for so long. But we're 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:16.600 in the same studio that I do my show, Kyla Jackie, 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:17.720 did you see this? 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:18.480 What is that? 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:22.560 I have to drive to Bunning's Warehouse hardware store and 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:22.960 buy this? 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:25.000 What is that? 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:27.760 Air in a can? So at the end of every show, 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:29.880 I do this. Ready, I stand up and I go 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:36.040 and I spray the keyboard, buttons and every fader on 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:38.000 the desk to get rid of all the fragments of Now. 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:39.800 But where do they go after that? Where do you 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:40.920 spray them to go into. 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:42.520 The air coom machine? 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:46.400 He keeps fighting them scattered everywhere. Maybe that's how about 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:47.760 a vacuum? Have you heard of that? 0:13:47.960 --> 0:13:48.000 You? 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:49.960 I'm just redistributing them. 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:52.320 Yeah, that makes no sense. That's like just you know, 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:55.000 getting a vacuum, sucking everything up and then bowing it 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:57.960 back out again. I sweat, that's cleaning. 0:13:58.280 --> 0:14:01.000 It just made them snow from the shi Kyle's doing 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:02.320 your show on one lens on the tip of his 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:03.280 nose like a snowflight. 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:05.120 Oh that's foul, I promise. 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:06.800 Here's my vow you can play this back to me. 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:08.560 If I ever get in trouble on kJ again, I 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:10.600 will be actively aware of my of my nail. 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:12.640 Buddy, you should be your boyfriend. Is the need to 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:14.320 clean up after you in this studio? 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:16.320 It's on you. Well, we need to start the show. 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:20.440 That was a mini intervention. That's right, are doing Jenn's junk? 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:22.240 Actually we should we should say that, shouldn't we because 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:23.880 you're mentioning your shit. iGEM. 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:25.880 We've got a lot of vigem from the break and 0:14:25.920 --> 0:14:27.880 some of them aren't great, so they go in Jenner's 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:29.560 junk and then she breaths them out to us. 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:31.080 So new listen as we start the show the same 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:32.800 way every week with and is it just me? We 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:35.520 call them igems igems. It's something we've noticed, something we 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:38.440 hate or appreciate. I will be the gentleman. And because 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:40.720 you you know, and your psychiatric recess and I want 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:43.520 to trigger you, I'll play with my teatowel and why 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:45.080 don't you kick us off with the first digit of 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:45.640 season two. 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:48.200 I will, by the way, joke the thought I'm feeling good, 0:14:48.280 --> 0:14:49.960 I'm not good as psychoath. 0:14:49.880 --> 0:14:51.360 And that's just jokes. We love you and I'm glad 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:52.240 you're healthy. Here we go. 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:55.280 Is it just me? 0:14:57.520 --> 0:15:00.160 Do you hate asking your friends for petrol money? 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:00.480 Oh? 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:02.200 My god, give them a lift somewhere. 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:04.240 That's the worst. Not as much anymore now that I'm 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:07.120 making money and I'm not like, you know, really, you know, 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:09.600 chloring at the bank like it's fine. I feel I 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:11.040 feel like I'm doing them a favor. But back in 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:12.680 high school days, oh yeah, all the time. 0:15:12.720 --> 0:15:14.240 Were you that friend that was like one of the 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:15.360 only ones with a car? 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:16.080 Yeah? 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:18.000 I was, And I got my car early because I 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:21.040 was like eighteen, one of the first people to turn eighteen. Yeah, 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:23.200 so I had a car, I had my PS. I 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:25.920 was like driving everyone everywhere constantly. 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:28.160 I don't mind driving people places. I have a lot 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:30.800 of friends without a license or a car or whatever. 0:15:31.080 --> 0:15:33.520 And if it's like, I don't know, let's go to Kmar, 0:15:33.640 --> 0:15:35.120 it's fine. I'm not going to make a big deal. 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:37.760 But when it's like a road trip or a big thing, 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:40.800 I think it's a courtesy to just slip them some 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:43.400 cash or transfer them some money. But what I hate 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:45.600 is being asked to name it amount, Like how much 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:47.560 to borro are you for? Petrol, because then it just 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:50.840 feels so clinical and it's like I'm invoicing them like 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:53.960 twenty dollars fifty like I also I don't know, Yeah, 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:56.240 I actually don't know. It's just however much you feel 0:15:56.880 --> 0:15:58.960 is you know, required, If it's a ten dollars, if 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:01.560 it's a thirty, do whatever. I just think it's courtesy 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:05.640 to just pay the friend, which brings me to this 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:07.040 little rat to my left. 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:08.680 Oh, for goodness, say our. 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:09.520 Third wheel, Jenna. 0:16:09.640 --> 0:16:10.600 I thought it was going to be me for a 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:11.600 second while, I shall. 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:13.560 Pay you as much left. 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:16.960 I couldn't work it out, Jenny, you bitch. 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:20.920 So it's obviously no secret that Jenna is well off. 0:16:21.080 --> 0:16:23.160 Oh she's a wealthy friend who. 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:26.920 Lives in a Meriton's sweet service department. She's British heritage, 0:16:26.920 --> 0:16:27.800 you know, considering she. 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:31.160