WEBVTT - FULL: The Passion Buffer 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:05.440 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.800 --> 0:00:10.000 Now we're just really lame, sort of kids jokes. 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:14.520 Bill web Worth as original and farmer. 0:00:15.880 --> 0:00:19.440 So why fold Christian O'Connell Show Gold one O four 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:20.800 point three. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:26.759 I am available as an Italian language tutor. Good morning, 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:30.120 It's a Christian O'Connell show. Eight minutes by six Wednesday morning. 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:32.440 Good morning, Patsy morning, Good morning Jack morning. 0:00:32.479 --> 0:00:32.879 Guys. 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:35.239 How do we feel that we're looked after by the 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:38.000 company that we work for this radio station in terms 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:40.199 of smack provision? Oh? 0:00:40.960 --> 0:00:42.240 Have you seen in that kitchen? 0:00:42.400 --> 0:00:44.400 I was there this morning, a little thing. They're putting 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:48.040 some leftovers in the fridge. And it's a strange setup. 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:50.159 So I'm aware that there'd be people listen to lists 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:52.559 who don't get anything that we get. I mean, so 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:54.960 what we get this radio station is for some reason, 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:58.000 they've got two boxes of cereals. Have you ever had 0:00:58.000 --> 0:00:58.600 cereals here? 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:00.560 I had nutri grain once. Yeah, I just felt a 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:01.040 bit strange. 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:04.800 Yes, they've got two boxes of cereals. And then I 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:07.399 saw that there. I mean, they must think that people 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:11.360 really really love peanuts at this radio station. Right, there's 0:01:11.400 --> 0:01:13.440 I just sudden he saw this morning with fresh eyes, 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:16.480 and I'm like, what the There's a giant box. There 0:01:16.560 --> 0:01:20.760 must be five knots worth of just peanuts. I mean 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:23.399 what it was. There's a metaphor, isn't about working with 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:25.880 this company. I was like looking at the peanuts thinking 0:01:26.000 --> 0:01:28.480 they having a dig at me? Is that how flagrant 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:30.920 this place is? Now? It's just about who is I'm 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:32.240 having a tough done. It's going to go and get 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:35.120 a handful of nuts, you guys, do anyone else? Team members? 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:37.160 He wants a handful of nuts, I could get maybe 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:38.479 two or three nuts. I'm going to go and get 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:39.679 peanuts with the team. 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:42.760 What gets me, though, sorry Jack, is the perspect like 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:46.760 buckets full of they've got cheesels. They had cheesels the 0:01:46.760 --> 0:01:49.279 other day, but a massive, big bucket of it. 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:52.960 Making emotions. 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:56.160 But it's like so everyone's got to put their dirty 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:58.160 paws in there and contaminate it. 0:01:58.320 --> 0:02:00.280 I've got to go back at this is a yeah 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:01.640 that peanut, that peanut. 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:04.200 Yeah, thing must be just like the next COVID is 0:02:04.240 --> 0:02:07.280 in there. It's wuhan. Basically they're offering people. 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:10.560 I remember on Fridays they had an assortment of favorites 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:12.720 and celebrations chocolates that they would give out, and then 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:16.200 they pulled back on that and said there was overspending essentially, and. 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:18.200 What can you imagine going through the way they are. 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:20.560 Bear in mind this is the company employees, Carl and Jackie. Oh, 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:26.440 let's not worry about that bit. Those little thumb sized 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:29.520 chocolates is where we're going to save. I reckon about 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:34.360 seventeen bucks every quarter times for rough House sixty bucks 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:36.560 end of financial planning, because you. 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:39.880 See now instead of the chocolates, they're pushing ovaltines. 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:45.600 Yes, the war is this the blitz? Is there rationing 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:45.959 going on? 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:48.560 I think we've got on the bucket where the favorites 0:02:48.680 --> 0:02:50.480 used to be. They've got a little sign that says 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:51.600 have you tried oval? 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:55.480 Yeah, like it's a new person. Yeah, my great grandmother 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:59.560 tried oval to And then nice snacks came along. The 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:01.720 other thing they've got like these you know when you 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:04.000 go to the at the back of a massive office 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:05.359 works and they just have like. 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:08.240 They drum super sized drums of x. 0:03:08.400 --> 0:03:14.520 Three industrial military sized vats of there's three big jars 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:17.040 of peanut butter. Now the ratio actually wrote this down 0:03:17.080 --> 0:03:20.160 this morning. The ratio is too smooth to one crunch. 0:03:20.520 --> 0:03:23.040 Now I think it should be too crunch one. 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:26.000 Smooth Y gotta be more popular than smooth. 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:27.840 Surely we prefer crunch, don't we? 0:03:27.919 --> 0:03:28.359 Yes? 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:29.600 Are you all crunches? 0:03:29.960 --> 0:03:32.120 The only reason I would use a smooth I like 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:34.960 to put smooth in a smoothie. Yes, because then it 0:03:35.000 --> 0:03:35.560 doesn't get. 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:37.640 Yeah, because I don't like the back of the throat 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:40.280 all those It feels like shards of peanut coming. So 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:42.480 do we think it should be too crunch one smooth? 0:03:42.560 --> 0:03:44.640 Yes, I would almost get rid of Smith altogether. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:47.760 Yeah. Or if anyone wants it, you can have it. 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:51.680 We'll give it away The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:55.640 Time now on the show, then for extra time on 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:59.840 the time wastter. We're asking you to put an Australian 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:02.360 animal in a movie, A native of Australian animal in 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:07.000 a movie. Yesterday we were finding out that Australia's got 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:09.920 the largest camel population in the world and exports both 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:12.720 camels and white for it. We had no idea sand 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:16.360 sand to the Middle East, all right, Put an Australian 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:21.719 animal in a movie. Citizen Cane, Toad gold. This is 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:26.000 a twofer well baby Huntsman for the red back spider. 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:31.080 Oh gold didn't go in the rain, not gold silver. 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:36.119 And then this is late yesterday evening the jet lacking 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:46.360 John Wombat Wi yes, and one bat got fingered like 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:48.919 I said, it's jet level. Yes, Jackie Ward, what have 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:50.159 you got mortal? 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:55.680 One bat? Moret is good gold Goanna and her sisters. 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:59.599 That's very good gold as well, Bilbi and Ted's excellent 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:04.000 adventure silver plus. And we were loving the quocketes yesterday 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:05.160 in Native Animals. 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:06.320 I don't remember that but yet. 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:08.920 School of Clock. 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:11.279 That's another goal. Three goals to Jackie boy, what have 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:13.760 you got? Put an Australian animal in a movie? Texted 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:15.200 in Now we're markin than five minutes. 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:18.080 Time Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:21.000 Extra Time on a time waster. Today we're asking to 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:24.440 put an Australian animal in a movie. Jack you're really 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:25.760 to mark what they've got this morning? Yeah? 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:27.440 You didn't want to do any more facts? 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:30.360 Oh yeah, Producer Rios has given me some more Australian 0:05:30.400 --> 0:05:33.040 animal facts. He didn't relieve then that we hadn't done them. 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:36.240 Let's get into these thing. These are good? Did we 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:40.520 all know emings and kangaroos cannot walk backwards. I did 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:43.040 not know. And this is why they feature on the 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:45.520 coat of Arms for Australia as a metaphor for a 0:05:45.600 --> 0:05:49.960 forward thinking country. What a fast Australian fan. Wallabies are 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:53.520 natural stoners. I thought that was the koalas they're known 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:56.320 to frequently break into opium crops, get high and then 0:05:56.360 --> 0:06:00.960 run around in circles to create crop circles. Wake up, sheep, 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:03.640 Well that's not what's going on. Joe Rogan told me. 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:06.400 It's Area fifty one. It's not wallabies. They've got there. 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:09.680 In the same way that Athens is home to the Olympics, 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:14.560 Brisbane is the spiritual home of the cockroach Racing World Championships, 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:18.520 which are held every year. All right, putting us to 0:06:18.560 --> 0:06:21.560 an animal in a movie, the hurt Quacker Gold that 0:06:21.800 --> 0:06:26.000 is very good, ash strong start. In fact, we've got 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:28.320 some prizes. Oh great, you know yesterday you and I 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:31.520 we're talking about how we've secretly discovered the joy at 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:33.760 chemists ware house of raid ocs. 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:35.760 Oh did you buy some of the listeners? 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:36.560 Do you look? 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:37.560 It's so generous? 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:38.440 Sweat? 0:06:38.480 --> 0:06:39.680 Are they a bunch in? 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:43.120 What a great these are. I mean, obviously, I take 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:45.000 it that you wouldn't mind one. I've put some aside 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:47.000 for us, but I've got five year of listeners. Look 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:49.719 at this, that's the exactly one. That's what I've got. 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:53.640 Muscle suit like yeah, me and pro athletes are using this. 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:56.800 Probably Jason Statham has this. I've a tough walk out 0:06:57.200 --> 0:07:00.839 all right, raid us muscle sooth, bar sole, herbal mineral 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:05.200 souls to help soothing, tied aching muscles, half a kilo ash. 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:08.960 You just want a great ox on us? It's yours, 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:11.440 my friend. Where were we attack of the killer Kualas? 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:15.360 That's from Vorn Silver, Christian Barlowels or even somewhere that 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:18.120 the nuts in a bar and that tray have got 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:21.520 more germs on them than the toilet seat. That's what 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:24.520 this company give us a free I'm trying to cut 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:26.240 down the amount of people working it by making. 0:07:26.120 --> 0:07:28.920 This sick, getting rid of anyone with peanut elergies. 0:07:33.080 --> 0:07:39.400 Smithers. I've got a great idea inglorious bustards. It's a 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:42.080 very large I think is the largest Australian bird is 0:07:42.120 --> 0:07:42.600 the bustard. 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:45.640 Oh really, yeah, hey, you learned something Silver Party. 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:53.440 That's why they come here, Cockatail Dundee Silver, James Bond platypussy. 0:07:55.960 --> 0:08:00.320 Is he getting buscaled sles for you? Chris? Another happy 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:05.240 Bartha Cocky Balboa silver plus, The Girl with the Bearded 0:08:05.320 --> 0:08:09.920 Dragon tattoo Silver, Sheeping with the Enemy, Sheeping with the 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:13.680 Enemy Silver plush. So close Steve to getting that muscle 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:19.080 soap tonight, Koala's in the midst Silver one Batman and 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:22.960 Robin Bronze MARSUPI are all quiet on the Western Front 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:26.880 bronze you me and Barra Mundy gold. There we go, 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:31.640 another bar salts for you, The Post sum of all Fairs, 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:35.760 The Possible of all Fairs silver plus which Cassawary and 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:39.720 the Sun Dancer kidnapped? Oh god, plus well done? 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:40.160 Who's that? 0:08:40.559 --> 0:08:43.880 Yes, you get a muscle soap tonight as well a 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:49.679 weekend at Bill Bi's Silver, Cassiwary Banker silver plus and 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:51.400 the line the Witch and the One bat. 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:59.080 Gone Well Christian Connells Show podcast Jet. 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:01.679 Apparently it takes for every hour that you've gone the 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:03.760 way from a time zone. That's like an extra day. 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:06.679 So guys, by next Wednesday, I'll be all fine. In 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:12.040 the meantime. Happen all right, time for knock off Wednesday. 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:15.040 So if you're already at work, we want to celebrate. 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:16.679 Everyone is at work right now while the rest of 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:18.880 the city is asleep, and I're gonna wake up very 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:21.160 soon and realize it's a bit shitty this morning. You're 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:22.599 already at work, you might be on the way, you 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:24.640 might be in the car park. Call up now and 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:26.880 so I sit. You're already knocked on knock on Wednesday. 0:09:26.920 --> 0:09:28.520 You give us a call. You have your choice of 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:31.000 what is left in the merch cupboard. I think we're 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:31.719 getting a bit thin. 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:34.319 Actually, we see plenty of pens and we must have 0:09:34.440 --> 0:09:36.800 up ordered one thousand when we got that fifty pens left. 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:42.000 There's eleven show fridge magnets. There's twenty five show max 0:09:42.480 --> 0:09:44.280 Is this a new one? We've got gold one oh 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:47.480 four point three water bottles? Sixteen water bottles? Have we 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:50.599 sixteen gold one over? I've never seen water bottles, and 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:52.719 they don't have our show name on them. 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:56.079 They're just this station generic stuff that's in case the 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:59.000 show doesn't work out. They always keep a good stuff back. 0:09:59.120 --> 0:10:01.640 Whoa gold one oh four point three? 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:02.120 Lip? 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:05.000 Bumb How many unlimited? 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:11.520 Why does this station need lip barb. We order they're 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:14.280 casting back on complimentary chocolates and a Friday but got 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:17.760 overdosed on the lip barmb. What did things happen? Also 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:19.920 this time of year we're going to get. 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:27.440 Frostbited, so pins, magnets, show bugs and then gold one 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:29.439 oh four point three water bottles and lip. 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:34.200 Bumb This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:36.199 Jack and I just own a close look at this 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:40.000 lip barmb. The first thing I've noticed non SPF lip bumb. 0:10:40.080 --> 0:10:43.719 That's helpful. Yep, that's what Australian needs right now. Big 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:47.160 old ozone hole and high levels of skin cancer. Non 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:50.319 SPF lip bumb. I thought the main reason we're meant 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:53.360 to wear lip mam is to help our skin. He's 0:10:53.400 --> 0:10:54.080 got a cheap batch. 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:57.720 Also, is this an uncommon shape for lip. 0:10:57.600 --> 0:11:02.360 Bum and yes, it's so curve fake eye anyway, it's 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:04.960 from the merch cupboard. Where did they get Why would. 0:11:04.760 --> 0:11:08.640 You who had some SAgs ticked off on the getting 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:09.960 in hundreds of these? 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:14.160 You know who? The mighty one Susan who? And you 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:16.240 know why it's not I because she has the third arm. 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:20.520 In the future they all seeing who she's consulted the oracle. 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:23.600 The future of radio is in non sbit lip bart. 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:28.280 Alrighty knock on Wednesday? Who is already at work? They 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:31.160 celebrate you. We go to Tim first of all, Good morning. 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:33.240 Tim, Good morning Christian. How are you, Mike? 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:34.760 I'm good Tim, and I hope you were. So you're 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:36.680 already knocked on. You're at work? What do you do? Tim? 0:11:37.920 --> 0:11:41.160 We make potting mixers for all the major nurseries in 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:42.880 Victoria and New CFLs. 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:45.679 Right, so you're already at work now at the nursery 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.280 or you're doing one pum. I worked in a potting 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:51.520 mixed factory for six months. One worked on this production 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:53.280 line right where all I had to do all day 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:57.160 was get one hand of soil, two bulbs higher sense 0:11:57.240 --> 0:11:59.560 I think they were for bold fans, and put them 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:01.640 in a packet and do that for nine hours a day. 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:04.600 The godsend isn't to the radio all day. That's all 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:06.800 we had for salvation. So what do you do? Tim? 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:12.040 We actually make the mixes or sit in the front 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:14.240 end loader. Mate. We just make it with bark and 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:17.920 add all the fertilizer in and then chug it on 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:21.199 a conveyor belt and the kippers come in, Mate, load 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:23.640 the trucks up and they head off to all the nurseries. 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:25.480 Mate, This was like play school. I mean usoul to 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:26.839 go through the window to see how it's made. I 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:28.920 was actually getting quite trancey, like a little five year 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:30.920 old boy. There time for my afternoon nap. 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:32.800 So putting mix is made from bark. So do you 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:37.560 strip the trees and then mash up the bark stripping trees? 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:38.520 Front loader? 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:38.800 Is he? 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:42.480 The bar comes in and sits in a yard to 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:45.400 bark a month, a month or two and breaks down 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:47.400 a bit And then and then went like I said 0:12:47.400 --> 0:12:50.480 what you said that the fertilizers do it, mate and 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:52.720 turn it. Sit in the front end later all day 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:55.920 listening to you guys, and thank you. Load the trucks, mate, 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:56.880 That easy. 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:59.280 Now, Tim the bark you're talking about the bark mix 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:01.120 because Jack and I obviously hot on this bark mix 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:03.120 at the moment. Just one last question. Is that what's 0:13:03.160 --> 0:13:04.360 commonly known as mulch. 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:10.600 Yeah, we've got a mold space. It's basically a mold 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:12.839 space with food put through it. And that's what the 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:14.840 nursers are using now instead of oil. 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:18.040 The smart place it's all in the mulch. That's where 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:18.719 the mulch money is. 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:20.840 Right now, I can tell that you've worked in potting 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:21.280 mixed book. 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:26.000 I I all right, Tim, what would you like from 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:28.160 the merch cupboard? You want some of this shabby old 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:28.640 lip balm? 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:31.600 I think I'll go one of your mugs made us 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:33.640 will be a four degrees here to you where I'm 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:36.200 working at the moment. So I'll use one of your 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:38.400 mugs for a cup of coffee and draw and thor here. 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:42.000 You're welcome to it and toast that munch munch Monday. 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:44.720 Let's give away some mulch on Monday show team. Tim. 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:49.760 Thank you very much, you cool guys. Front loader up mail, 0:13:49.880 --> 0:13:50.640 Good morning. 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:52.560 Mail, Good morning Christian. 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:52.920 How are you? 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:55.160 I'm good man? And how are you you at work? 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:56.440 What do you do? Male? Share it with us? 0:13:57.280 --> 0:14:00.400 I am at work. I work at a service station, Inkston. 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:01.840 So you opening it up right now? 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:04.920 I have opened at six o'clock. I opened. 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:06.440 Have you got what you do? When you open up? 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:08.319 You've got unlocked the pumps and no one steals the 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:11.160 field overnight. I'm not saying it anywhere. 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:16.000 It's not everything good old Frankston. Years we get bits 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:18.960 and pieces down here stolen, But you get your good 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:20.600 in your bed, you. 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:22.560 Do in life? And what what? What are people nicking 0:14:22.600 --> 0:14:25.760 from a service station? Some of those whose kindling back 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:29.800 you can't make it get away with? 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:34.840 What's that they can knock off the compressor overnight or 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:35.840 the air hose? 0:14:36.280 --> 0:14:37.400 They take a whole air. 0:14:39.120 --> 0:14:43.000 They do? Yes, who has been approaching a pump your home? Mate? 0:14:43.000 --> 0:14:44.600 You don't want to cheap air compressive? 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:48.560 You can you even set that up at home? 0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:55.360 Oh well, what a time to be alive. Hey maw, 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:57.720 what would you like from the merch cupboard for knocking 0:14:57.800 --> 0:14:58.280 on so early? 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:01.240 I'd love a coffee cups? Please? 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:03.120 Coffee cup? Is what do we have? 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:03.480 One of the. 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:10.160 Multi purpose? Isn't the lip? Mamers? Also coffee cup? Hollow 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:15.120 out the nonpres a shot glass alight? Man, it's on 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:16.600 the way to you, my friend. Have a good date, 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:20.239 work fantastic. Thank you you two pumps. 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:21.040 Up, Carl. 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:24.520 You're listening to the question you know Kyl's show podcast. 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:27.400 If you're already work, let us celebrate. You have your 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:30.400 choice the spoils of our merch cupboard. Jackie boy, what 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:32.800 is on off of today? With that lip? Mam. 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:36.520 You can get Christian Oconel, chop pens, show fridge, magnets, 0:15:36.760 --> 0:15:39.720 show mugs or a gold one on four point three 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:42.600 water bottle or gold one on four point three non 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:43.920 SPF lip farm. 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:46.200 Warren, you already work? Good morning mate? 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:47.640 No? 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:50.360 No, yeah, might be another fifteen minutes. 0:15:51.200 --> 0:15:52.800 How long you been driving to work for Warren? 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:53.840 Oh? 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:56.440 Left home at court four this morning? 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:59.360 Bloody you is this just today or is that every day? 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:03.040 Have something that's every every day? Mate? Every day? 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:05.600 You like that? You should be the video for Jimmy 0:16:05.640 --> 0:16:09.640 Barnes's Working class Man. That yeah, is heroic. They'rer back. 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:11.160 So what four or five hours a day? 0:16:12.760 --> 0:16:15.480 It's anything from two to two and a half hours 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:18.320 to work on the way and then after work anything 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:20.760 from two ears to three ears on the way home? 0:16:21.240 --> 0:16:22.800 Where'd you live Darwin. 0:16:24.040 --> 0:16:25.280 Grovedale in Geelong? 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:28.080 Bloody, help man along? So what do you do just 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:30.360 driving all that time? Listening to the radio? 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:33.640 Yeah? Go on one day for mate. 0:16:34.200 --> 0:16:36.720 Honestly you'll be listening more to this show than our boss. 0:16:36.840 --> 0:16:38.640 She should ask you to take notes and report. Be 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:39.800 a spy, Warren. 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:42.560 That's it, Yeah, good on it. 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:44.360 What can we send you? Warring? You work very hard. 0:16:45.840 --> 0:16:48.600 Oh just a fridge magna thanks, or a coffee mug. 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:52.160 If you got one, but I have both. Cheers mates, 0:16:52.320 --> 0:16:54.800 All right, well, safe on the roads this morning. Okay, buddy, 0:16:55.600 --> 0:17:00.760 no sir, let's go to Meghan's back. The funeral directs Meghan. Hello, 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:03.440 how are you guys? We're good, Megan, So you're a 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:04.320 funeral director. 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:05.639 I am so. 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:10.439 We've already knocked on about two hours ago. Washed wash, 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:13.120 the hes got shiny and clean. 0:17:13.920 --> 0:17:16.080 They always they are very keen. You've never seen them 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:20.359 at the car washed you maybe during the night. They 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:22.760 come out at night and. 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:25.000 Then stopping in that vacuum back to the back. 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:27.239 That's too much. 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:28.440 I'm in the body. 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:34.119 Okay, do about thembalming fluid or yeah, So we do 0:17:34.240 --> 0:17:34.440 all that. 0:17:34.640 --> 0:17:37.280 We've got to get flowers, we've got to get everything pact. 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:39.880 We've actually got to get the guest of honor. Get 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:41.359 them all in the hears and. 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:41.879 Ready to go. 0:17:42.359 --> 0:17:45.879 Now is this industry lingo? Guest of honor? Is that 0:17:45.960 --> 0:17:47.840 what you refer to us dead people? 0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:49.520 Yeah, that's it. 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:53.040 It's a lovely way to do it, guest of honor. 0:17:53.119 --> 0:17:55.320 I like that. And Megan, how long you been doing 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:55.760 your job. 0:17:56.560 --> 0:17:58.840 I've being a funeral director about twelve years now, hold 0:17:58.880 --> 0:17:59.679 a nurse before then. 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:01.600 All right, so it's the other side of the business. 0:18:01.960 --> 0:18:04.200 Do no harm. I'm therefore, when the harm has been done, 0:18:06.240 --> 0:18:10.480 that's the funeral director's oath. You bet, up with saving people, 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:14.640 some people should just let go special guest of honor, 0:18:14.720 --> 0:18:17.720 special guests, special guest. You know, maybe we'll call some 0:18:17.840 --> 0:18:21.040 of our Monday listeners special guest, a special guinst on 0:18:21.119 --> 0:18:24.400 line five, barely away, special guest of honor and make 0:18:24.440 --> 0:18:25.800 it up. Bet, you're very good at what you do. 0:18:25.880 --> 0:18:27.359 I had to go to funeral last year and there 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:30.000 was someone like you, and they were so warm and 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:33.200 kind and welcome to people having a really, really tough time. 0:18:33.520 --> 0:18:36.000 You actually, you're actually part of a tone that's set 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:37.040 for such a special day. 0:18:37.960 --> 0:18:38.200 Yeah. 0:18:38.280 --> 0:18:40.760 Look, I think it's really important that we stayed pretty 0:18:40.840 --> 0:18:43.040 natural and that we do care, and if we don't, 0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:44.240 we shouldn't be in the industry. 0:18:44.760 --> 0:18:46.600 Well. Then, I was at a funeral ten years ago 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:49.280 where some guy of your director didn't have that kind 0:18:49.320 --> 0:18:50.920 of come down and asked me for a shout out 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:53.280 and a song. The next time my rad I was 0:18:53.359 --> 0:19:00.720 mourning my Granddad. I'm at the graveside. She said, now's 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:03.119 our good time, and I went, no, no, it actually is. 0:19:03.280 --> 0:19:08.080 It couldn't be worse. It actually now that the guest 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:10.480 of honor is in the ground, mister shine. 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:16.240