Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Now we're just really lame, sort of kids jokes.
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Speaker 4: It's a Christian O'Connell show. Eight minutes by six Wednesday morning.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Patsy morning, Good morning Jack morning.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 4: How do we feel that we're looked after by the
Speaker 4: company that we work for this radio station in terms
Speaker 4: of smack provision? Oh?
Speaker 2: Have you seen in that kitchen?
Speaker 4: I was there this morning, a little thing. They're putting
Speaker 4: some leftovers in the fridge. And it's a strange setup.
Speaker 4: So I'm aware that there'd be people listen to lists
Speaker 4: who don't get anything that we get. I mean, so
Speaker 4: what we get this radio station is for some reason,
Speaker 4: they've got two boxes of cereals. Have you ever had
Speaker 4: cereals here?
Speaker 3: I had nutri grain once. Yeah, I just felt a
Speaker 3: bit strange.
Speaker 4: Yes, they've got two boxes of cereals. And then I
Speaker 4: saw that there. I mean, they must think that people
Speaker 4: really really love peanuts at this radio station. Right, there's
Speaker 4: I just sudden he saw this morning with fresh eyes,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, what the There's a giant box. There
Speaker 4: must be five knots worth of just peanuts. I mean
Speaker 4: what it was. There's a metaphor, isn't about working with
Speaker 4: this company. I was like looking at the peanuts thinking
Speaker 4: they having a dig at me? Is that how flagrant
Speaker 4: this place is? Now? It's just about who is I'm
Speaker 4: having a tough done. It's going to go and get
Speaker 4: a handful of nuts, you guys, do anyone else? Team members?
Speaker 4: He wants a handful of nuts, I could get maybe
Speaker 4: two or three nuts. I'm going to go and get
Speaker 4: peanuts with the team.
Speaker 2: What gets me, though, sorry Jack, is the perspect like
Speaker 2: buckets full of they've got cheesels. They had cheesels the
Speaker 2: other day, but a massive, big bucket of it.
Speaker 4: Making emotions.
Speaker 2: But it's like so everyone's got to put their dirty
Speaker 2: paws in there and contaminate it.
Speaker 3: I've got to go back at this is a yeah
Speaker 3: that peanut, that peanut.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thing must be just like the next COVID is
Speaker 4: in there. It's wuhan. Basically they're offering people.
Speaker 3: I remember on Fridays they had an assortment of favorites
Speaker 3: and celebrations chocolates that they would give out, and then
Speaker 3: they pulled back on that and said there was overspending essentially, and.
Speaker 4: What can you imagine going through the way they are.
Speaker 4: Bear in mind this is the company employees, Carl and Jackie. Oh,
Speaker 4: let's not worry about that bit. Those little thumb sized
Speaker 4: chocolates is where we're going to save. I reckon about
Speaker 4: seventeen bucks every quarter times for rough House sixty bucks
Speaker 4: end of financial planning, because you.
Speaker 3: See now instead of the chocolates, they're pushing ovaltines.
Speaker 4: Yes, the war is this the blitz? Is there rationing
Speaker 4: going on?
Speaker 3: I think we've got on the bucket where the favorites
Speaker 3: used to be. They've got a little sign that says
Speaker 3: have you tried oval?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like it's a new person. Yeah, my great grandmother
Speaker 4: tried oval to And then nice snacks came along. The
Speaker 4: other thing they've got like these you know when you
Speaker 4: go to the at the back of a massive office
Speaker 4: works and they just have like.
Speaker 3: They drum super sized drums of x.
Speaker 4: Three industrial military sized vats of there's three big jars
Speaker 4: of peanut butter. Now the ratio actually wrote this down
Speaker 4: this morning. The ratio is too smooth to one crunch.
Speaker 4: Now I think it should be too crunch one.
Speaker 3: Smooth Y gotta be more popular than smooth.
Speaker 4: Surely we prefer crunch, don't we?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Are you all crunches?
Speaker 3: The only reason I would use a smooth I like
Speaker 3: to put smooth in a smoothie. Yes, because then it
Speaker 3: doesn't get.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I don't like the back of the throat
Speaker 4: all those It feels like shards of peanut coming. So
Speaker 4: do we think it should be too crunch one smooth?
Speaker 3: Yes, I would almost get rid of Smith altogether.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Or if anyone wants it, you can have it.
Speaker 1: We'll give it away The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Time now on the show, then for extra time on
Speaker 4: the time wastter. We're asking you to put an Australian
Speaker 4: animal in a movie, A native of Australian animal in
Speaker 4: a movie. Yesterday we were finding out that Australia's got
Speaker 4: the largest camel population in the world and exports both
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Speaker 3: One bat? Moret is good gold Goanna and her sisters.
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Speaker 4: I don't remember that but yet.
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Speaker 4: That's another goal. Three goals to Jackie boy, what have
Speaker 4: you got? Put an Australian animal in a movie? Texted
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Speaker 1: Time Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Extra Time on a time waster. Today we're asking to
Speaker 4: put an Australian animal in a movie. Jack you're really
Speaker 4: to mark what they've got this morning? Yeah?
Speaker 3: You didn't want to do any more facts?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Producer Rios has given me some more Australian
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Speaker 4: Let's get into these thing. These are good? Did we
Speaker 4: all know emings and kangaroos cannot walk backwards. I did
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Speaker 4: coat of Arms for Australia as a metaphor for a
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Speaker 4: to frequently break into opium crops, get high and then
Speaker 4: run around in circles to create crop circles. Wake up, sheep,
Speaker 4: Well that's not what's going on. Joe Rogan told me.
Speaker 4: It's Area fifty one. It's not wallabies. They've got there.
Speaker 4: In the same way that Athens is home to the Olympics,
Speaker 4: Brisbane is the spiritual home of the cockroach Racing World Championships,
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Speaker 4: the nuts in a bar and that tray have got
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Speaker 4: this company give us a free I'm trying to cut
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Speaker 1: Gone Well Christian Connells Show podcast Jet.
Speaker 4: Apparently it takes for every hour that you've gone the
Speaker 4: way from a time zone. That's like an extra day.
Speaker 4: So guys, by next Wednesday, I'll be all fine. In
Speaker 4: the meantime. Happen all right, time for knock off Wednesday.
Speaker 4: So if you're already at work, we want to celebrate.
Speaker 4: Everyone is at work right now while the rest of
Speaker 4: the city is asleep, and I're gonna wake up very
Speaker 4: soon and realize it's a bit shitty this morning. You're
Speaker 4: already at work, you might be on the way, you
Speaker 4: might be in the car park. Call up now and
Speaker 4: so I sit. You're already knocked on knock on Wednesday.
Speaker 4: You give us a call. You have your choice of
Speaker 4: what is left in the merch cupboard. I think we're
Speaker 4: getting a bit thin.
Speaker 3: Actually, we see plenty of pens and we must have
Speaker 3: up ordered one thousand when we got that fifty pens left.
Speaker 3: There's eleven show fridge magnets. There's twenty five show max
Speaker 3: Is this a new one? We've got gold one oh
Speaker 3: four point three water bottles? Sixteen water bottles? Have we
Speaker 3: sixteen gold one over? I've never seen water bottles, and
Speaker 3: they don't have our show name on them.
Speaker 4: They're just this station generic stuff that's in case the
Speaker 4: show doesn't work out. They always keep a good stuff back.
Speaker 3: Whoa gold one oh four point three?
Speaker 4: Lip?
Speaker 3: Bumb How many unlimited?
Speaker 4: Why does this station need lip barb. We order they're
Speaker 4: casting back on complimentary chocolates and a Friday but got
Speaker 4: overdosed on the lip barmb. What did things happen? Also
Speaker 4: this time of year we're going to get.
Speaker 3: Frostbited, so pins, magnets, show bugs and then gold one
Speaker 3: oh four point three water bottles and lip.
Speaker 1: Bumb This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Jack and I just own a close look at this
Speaker 4: lip barmb. The first thing I've noticed non SPF lip bumb.
Speaker 4: That's helpful. Yep, that's what Australian needs right now. Big
Speaker 4: old ozone hole and high levels of skin cancer. Non
Speaker 4: SPF lip bumb. I thought the main reason we're meant
Speaker 4: to wear lip mam is to help our skin. He's
Speaker 4: got a cheap batch.
Speaker 3: Also, is this an uncommon shape for lip.
Speaker 4: Bum and yes, it's so curve fake eye anyway, it's
Speaker 4: from the merch cupboard. Where did they get Why would.
Speaker 3: You who had some SAgs ticked off on the getting
Speaker 3: in hundreds of these?
Speaker 4: You know who? The mighty one Susan who? And you
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Speaker 4: In the future they all seeing who she's consulted the oracle.
Speaker 4: The future of radio is in non sbit lip bart.
Speaker 4: Alrighty knock on Wednesday? Who is already at work? They
Speaker 4: celebrate you. We go to Tim first of all, Good morning.
Speaker 7: Tim, Good morning Christian. How are you, Mike?
Speaker 4: I'm good Tim, and I hope you were. So you're
Speaker 4: already knocked on. You're at work? What do you do? Tim?
Speaker 7: We make potting mixers for all the major nurseries in
Speaker 7: Victoria and New CFLs.
Speaker 4: Right, so you're already at work now at the nursery
Speaker 4: or you're doing one pum. I worked in a potting
Speaker 4: mixed factory for six months. One worked on this production
Speaker 4: line right where all I had to do all day
Speaker 4: was get one hand of soil, two bulbs higher sense
Speaker 4: I think they were for bold fans, and put them
Speaker 4: in a packet and do that for nine hours a day.
Speaker 4: The godsend isn't to the radio all day. That's all
Speaker 4: we had for salvation. So what do you do? Tim?
Speaker 7: We actually make the mixes or sit in the front
Speaker 7: end loader. Mate. We just make it with bark and
Speaker 7: add all the fertilizer in and then chug it on
Speaker 7: a conveyor belt and the kippers come in, Mate, load
Speaker 7: the trucks up and they head off to all the nurseries.
Speaker 4: Mate, This was like play school. I mean usoul to
Speaker 4: go through the window to see how it's made. I
Speaker 4: was actually getting quite trancey, like a little five year
Speaker 4: old boy. There time for my afternoon nap.
Speaker 3: So putting mix is made from bark. So do you
Speaker 3: strip the trees and then mash up the bark stripping trees?
Speaker 4: Front loader?
Speaker 5: Is he?
Speaker 7: The bar comes in and sits in a yard to
Speaker 7: bark a month, a month or two and breaks down
Speaker 7: a bit And then and then went like I said
Speaker 7: what you said that the fertilizers do it, mate and
Speaker 7: turn it. Sit in the front end later all day
Speaker 7: listening to you guys, and thank you. Load the trucks, mate,
Speaker 7: That easy.
Speaker 4: Now, Tim the bark you're talking about the bark mix
Speaker 4: because Jack and I obviously hot on this bark mix
Speaker 4: at the moment. Just one last question. Is that what's
Speaker 4: commonly known as mulch.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we've got a mold space. It's basically a mold
Speaker 7: space with food put through it. And that's what the
Speaker 7: nursers are using now instead of oil.
Speaker 4: The smart place it's all in the mulch. That's where
Speaker 4: the mulch money is.
Speaker 3: Right now, I can tell that you've worked in potting
Speaker 3: mixed book.
Speaker 4: I I all right, Tim, what would you like from
Speaker 4: the merch cupboard? You want some of this shabby old
Speaker 4: lip balm?
Speaker 7: I think I'll go one of your mugs made us
Speaker 7: will be a four degrees here to you where I'm
Speaker 7: working at the moment. So I'll use one of your
Speaker 7: mugs for a cup of coffee and draw and thor here.
Speaker 4: You're welcome to it and toast that munch munch Monday.
Speaker 4: Let's give away some mulch on Monday show team. Tim.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, you cool guys. Front loader up mail,
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 8: Mail, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good man? And how are you you at work?
Speaker 4: What do you do? Male? Share it with us?
Speaker 8: I am at work. I work at a service station, Inkston.
Speaker 4: So you opening it up right now?
Speaker 8: I have opened at six o'clock. I opened.
Speaker 4: Have you got what you do? When you open up?
Speaker 4: You've got unlocked the pumps and no one steals the
Speaker 4: field overnight. I'm not saying it anywhere.
Speaker 8: It's not everything good old Frankston. Years we get bits
Speaker 8: and pieces down here stolen, But you get your good
Speaker 8: in your bed, you.
Speaker 4: Do in life? And what what? What are people nicking
Speaker 4: from a service station? Some of those whose kindling back
Speaker 4: you can't make it get away with?
Speaker 8: What's that they can knock off the compressor overnight or
Speaker 8: the air hose?
Speaker 3: They take a whole air.
Speaker 4: They do? Yes, who has been approaching a pump your home? Mate?
Speaker 4: You don't want to cheap air compressive?
Speaker 3: You can you even set that up at home?
Speaker 4: Oh well, what a time to be alive. Hey maw,
Speaker 4: what would you like from the merch cupboard for knocking
Speaker 4: on so early?
Speaker 8: I'd love a coffee cups? Please?
Speaker 4: Coffee cup? Is what do we have?
Speaker 9: One of the.
Speaker 4: Multi purpose? Isn't the lip? Mamers? Also coffee cup? Hollow
Speaker 4: out the nonpres a shot glass alight? Man, it's on
Speaker 4: the way to you, my friend. Have a good date,
Speaker 4: work fantastic. Thank you you two pumps.
Speaker 5: Up, Carl.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question you know Kyl's show podcast.
Speaker 4: If you're already work, let us celebrate. You have your
Speaker 4: choice the spoils of our merch cupboard. Jackie boy, what
Speaker 4: is on off of today? With that lip? Mam.
Speaker 3: You can get Christian Oconel, chop pens, show fridge, magnets,
Speaker 3: show mugs or a gold one on four point three
Speaker 3: water bottle or gold one on four point three non
Speaker 3: SPF lip farm.
Speaker 4: Warren, you already work? Good morning mate?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 10: No, yeah, might be another fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: How long you been driving to work for Warren?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 10: Left home at court four this morning?
Speaker 4: Bloody you is this just today or is that every day?
Speaker 10: Have something that's every every day? Mate? Every day?
Speaker 4: You like that? You should be the video for Jimmy
Speaker 4: Barnes's Working class Man. That yeah, is heroic. They'rer back.
Speaker 4: So what four or five hours a day?
Speaker 10: It's anything from two to two and a half hours
Speaker 10: to work on the way and then after work anything
Speaker 10: from two ears to three ears on the way home?
Speaker 4: Where'd you live Darwin.
Speaker 10: Grovedale in Geelong?
Speaker 4: Bloody, help man along? So what do you do just
Speaker 4: driving all that time? Listening to the radio?
Speaker 10: Yeah? Go on one day for mate.
Speaker 4: Honestly you'll be listening more to this show than our boss.
Speaker 4: She should ask you to take notes and report. Be
Speaker 4: a spy, Warren.
Speaker 10: That's it, Yeah, good on it.
Speaker 4: What can we send you? Warring? You work very hard.
Speaker 10: Oh just a fridge magna thanks, or a coffee mug.
Speaker 4: If you got one, but I have both. Cheers mates,
Speaker 4: All right, well, safe on the roads this morning. Okay, buddy,
Speaker 4: no sir, let's go to Meghan's back. The funeral directs Meghan. Hello,
Speaker 4: how are you guys? We're good, Megan, So you're a
Speaker 4: funeral director.
Speaker 1: I am so.
Speaker 9: We've already knocked on about two hours ago. Washed wash,
Speaker 9: the hes got shiny and clean.
Speaker 4: They always they are very keen. You've never seen them
Speaker 4: at the car washed you maybe during the night. They
Speaker 4: come out at night and.
Speaker 3: Then stopping in that vacuum back to the back.
Speaker 4: That's too much.
Speaker 3: I'm in the body.
Speaker 4: Okay, do about thembalming fluid or yeah, So we do
Speaker 4: all that.
Speaker 9: We've got to get flowers, we've got to get everything pact.
Speaker 9: We've actually got to get the guest of honor. Get
Speaker 9: them all in the hears and.
Speaker 5: Ready to go.
Speaker 4: Now is this industry lingo? Guest of honor? Is that
Speaker 4: what you refer to us dead people?
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4: It's a lovely way to do it, guest of honor.
Speaker 4: I like that. And Megan, how long you been doing
Speaker 4: your job.
Speaker 9: I've being a funeral director about twelve years now, hold
Speaker 9: a nurse before then.
Speaker 4: All right, so it's the other side of the business.
Speaker 4: Do no harm. I'm therefore, when the harm has been done,
Speaker 4: that's the funeral director's oath. You bet, up with saving people,
Speaker 4: some people should just let go special guest of honor,
Speaker 4: special guests, special guest. You know, maybe we'll call some
Speaker 4: of our Monday listeners special guest, a special guinst on
Speaker 4: line five, barely away, special guest of honor and make
Speaker 4: it up. Bet, you're very good at what you do.
Speaker 4: I had to go to funeral last year and there
Speaker 4: was someone like you, and they were so warm and
Speaker 4: kind and welcome to people having a really, really tough time.
Speaker 4: You actually, you're actually part of a tone that's set
Speaker 4: for such a special day.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Look, I think it's really important that we stayed pretty
Speaker 9: natural and that we do care, and if we don't,
Speaker 9: we shouldn't be in the industry.
Speaker 4: Well. Then, I was at a funeral ten years ago
Speaker 4: where some guy of your director didn't have that kind
Speaker 4: of come down and asked me for a shout out
Speaker 4: and a song. The next time my rad I was
Speaker 4: mourning my Granddad. I'm at the graveside. She said, now's
Speaker 4: our good time, and I went, no, no, it actually is.
Speaker 3: It couldn't be worse. It actually now that the guest
Speaker 3: of honor is in the ground, mister shine.
Speaker 4: This wreath to me, Meghan. A lovely chance you Meghan,
Speaker 4: and what is the name? Because of your funeral directors
Speaker 4: if I ever, I'm looking.
Speaker 9: To become a guest of honor car whole family funeral
Speaker 9: So signed by David and I. We're down in caram down,
Speaker 9: but we look after all the Melbourne Thanks.
Speaker 4: For the plug. No, that's all right. Thanks to doing
Speaker 4: what you do. And what can we send you?
Speaker 5: I love you.
Speaker 4: Your first customer. Are you going to use it as
Speaker 4: embalming fluid dead people's lips? Frank never looks so glossy.
Speaker 4: I want to give hi a kiss.
Speaker 3: Now, one Megan, one.
Speaker 4: For you, one for the guest upon, Yes, what the
Speaker 4: one for the guest upon Meghan. Lovely to talk to you. Okay,
Speaker 4: thank you very much for give us a call.
Speaker 9: No worry, thank you guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll take care.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: About ten minutes ago. We'll be taking calls. People are
Speaker 4: already at work. We call it knock on Wednesday and
Speaker 4: we got chatting to Mel who works in Frankston at
Speaker 4: a servo station, and we were stun to hear that
Speaker 4: she gets there and she's to unlock everything, because we
Speaker 4: were stunned. But stuff gets stolen from servo stations overnight.
Speaker 8: Who knew I am at work? I work in a
Speaker 8: service station in Frankston. We get bits and pieces down
Speaker 8: here stolen, but you get your good in your bed.
Speaker 8: They can knock off the compressor overnight, or the air hose.
Speaker 4: It feels like she go, what are the lads done tonight?
Speaker 4: The air hose again?
Speaker 12: Naughty?
Speaker 4: Naughty? Oh well, order a new one, have them fun
Speaker 4: with it right now, inflating stuff, no dinghies or dirigibles.
Speaker 4: So this morning we want to know we do this
Speaker 4: kind of once year what got stolen? Because sometimes you
Speaker 4: know it's not big stuff the car, or that it's
Speaker 4: really small, and even even that, I'm just stunder that.
Speaker 4: I mean, how do they get away with it?
Speaker 3: How do you even get it out of the ground built?
Speaker 4: Yes, scroun yeah, I mean are they scoping out for
Speaker 4: days like timing it get away extractionally? Is that a
Speaker 4: two or three man jobs. So many questions about that.
Speaker 4: But what got stolen? If you are unfortunately Carl has
Speaker 4: broken into your home, what weird random stuff did they take?
Speaker 1: Christian Connall show podcast.
Speaker 4: Or Johnny Extends and here is said, just a TV remote.
Speaker 3: It must have been my son, my one year old son,
Speaker 3: who stole that.
Speaker 4: The baby thief he takes you know, it's Gordo. He
Speaker 4: just takes the TV remote. We were just saying that
Speaker 4: would be a major disruption in your life. Yes, so technic, Carl.
Speaker 4: Obviously you've got to go through insurance.
Speaker 3: It's a hasse and some of that, but they are remote,
Speaker 3: that's your every day thing, and you might not even
Speaker 3: know you've been robbed. No us, you could spend a
Speaker 3: week looking for it, thinking it was a Do you.
Speaker 4: Think it was just an angry dad who was like,
Speaker 4: that's it of waste a week doing this? Understand bloody
Speaker 4: next doors Michon. Hi, how are you now? Michelle? I
Speaker 4: understand you calling in from Los Angeles?
Speaker 6: Yes, California.
Speaker 4: How come you? How come you're listening to us and
Speaker 4: not like an American show?
Speaker 6: Because your show's the best and it helps me to
Speaker 6: keep an Australian accent British guy doing.
Speaker 4: It no better? What maybe with the interference that guy
Speaker 4: is that Paul Hogan.
Speaker 6: It helps to keep your accent up and it's good
Speaker 6: to your fellow Australians or British.
Speaker 4: On the Australia. Yes, well listen.
Speaker 6: Stolen it's funny.
Speaker 4: Stolen t shirts.
Speaker 6: We had a T shirt stolen out of our garage
Speaker 6: and the only reason I found out was the guy
Speaker 6: came back wearing my daughter's clothes, a bright green T shirt.
Speaker 1: And I went downstairs and I said, he was.
Speaker 6: In our garage and I said, okay, what's going on?
Speaker 6: He goes, oh, I took the bags last time I
Speaker 6: left my skateboard in here.
Speaker 4: It sounds that you be burgled by Jack Post. Oh my,
Speaker 4: it was just in La. Was just here in Australia.
Speaker 6: Are here in La?
Speaker 5: It's crazy?
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 8: He got through all my daughter's clothes that.
Speaker 6: She didn't want anymore, but he picked out the bright
Speaker 6: fluo green one and he left it.
Speaker 4: Fat that you think that's the wet this, it's not that.
Speaker 3: Not that a man with a scapboard rummaging through your garage.
Speaker 4: I was just like buddy, and you had left.
Speaker 5: It was crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they always said, don't return to the.
Speaker 6: To get my skateboard last time I was here.
Speaker 5: The funniest part is that's what he told the.
Speaker 8: Police as well, this stuff. I left my skateboarding there
Speaker 8: and three times.
Speaker 4: We can get it all right there, Michelle, you can
Speaker 4: be our LA correspondent if we ever need someone on
Speaker 4: the scene over there.
Speaker 6: Awesome, there's a lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 4: Okay, catch up with you next week. Thank you, Michelle,
Speaker 4: Thank you mate, Thank you two second times. Lucy, good morning.
Speaker 5: Hi Christian and I'm the guys.
Speaker 3: Sorry morning, Lucy.
Speaker 4: I'm happy to call the show. Christian and the other guys.
Speaker 4: You're not just pats and chat to me. You're right, hey,
Speaker 4: the guys.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm pre coffee. I'm pre coffee.
Speaker 4: I only remember one name at a time. Have me
Speaker 4: picking through that with their therapist discussed. Yeah, and Lucy,
Speaker 4: we'll deal with that later with professional help. Now, Lucie,
Speaker 4: what God's stolen the coffee? Was it? But the coffee
Speaker 4: got stolen?
Speaker 5: No, no, So there was a couple of CDs. But
Speaker 5: they had a meal, so there was like toast crumbs
Speaker 5: and a tin of baked beans. They actually had baked
Speaker 5: beans on toast.
Speaker 4: That's really.
Speaker 5: Yeah. This is when I was at UNI too, right,
Speaker 5: so a tin of baked beans is very valuable.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a that's a major meal, isn't it.
Speaker 5: And they made a mess. They didn't even clean some criminals.
Speaker 5: But yeah, we were just came in and we'd been
Speaker 5: away for two days and then we went what like,
Speaker 5: why are there crumbs and why is there?
Speaker 4: This feels like another student.
Speaker 3: It's a very stupid he's.
Speaker 4: Sitting down to take time and enjoy baked beans on toast?
Speaker 4: Is it a stone of students?
Speaker 5: Well, they did actually break in. We were one of
Speaker 5: three units and they broke into every unit and they
Speaker 5: took it.
Speaker 4: They had like a putting from somebody, a starter.
Speaker 5: It was like a breaking Yeah, they took clothes out
Speaker 5: of one had a meal.
Speaker 4: Now you've got away lightly all right, Lucy, thank you
Speaker 4: very much. She called me.
Speaker 7: I have a good day.
Speaker 4: And the other guys they love the chat.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Moving on from Weird Unusual stuff. They got stolen, But
Speaker 4: if you have something, email me Christian at Christian O'Connell
Speaker 4: dot com dot au. Christian, my mum had a tub
Speaker 4: of cat foods stolen from a front veranda.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 4: She called the police. Come on, do they send like
Speaker 4: a bogus squad out of just out of what actors
Speaker 4: dressed in uniform to deal with.
Speaker 3: Such a don't see you guys dusting for priests.
Speaker 4: I've seen CSI get that blue light out dust this place, Christian.
Speaker 4: They found it down a back alley about one. Okay,
Speaker 4: what I suppose working the effort into it, a cat
Speaker 4: obviously had it. That's right, a cat burglar. Someone stole
Speaker 4: my but nothing. Someone stole my bark. That's why they're
Speaker 4: the other guys. They can't come up with stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Someone stole my barbecue. Why was slowly cooking a roast port?
Speaker 4: They just stole the meal. They stole the meal. David, Yeah,
Speaker 4: yesterday on the show. Then when we're talking about Mother's
Speaker 4: Day and strange and unusual gifts, and Jack had said,
Speaker 4: you know, you get all these kind of spam emails
Speaker 4: in the weeks leading up to Mother's Day where they're
Speaker 4: just whatever they're normally selling, they're try and pitch it
Speaker 4: to you at this is a great Mother's Day, Like
Speaker 4: Mother's Day, drones, golf lessons, and then Jack shuddered at
Speaker 4: a recall of a memory from when you were teenage
Speaker 4: and what you got your mom on Mother's Day?
Speaker 3: And can I say, firstly, remind me today as I
Speaker 3: leave the show to get flowers, I'm saying mom to
Speaker 3: this afternoon, and I didn't get her anything from Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: I would love to give her flowers.
Speaker 4: Oh it's so late, and they're cheaper and sort they're
Speaker 4: just a bit wilted. Yeah, don't.
Speaker 2: I would have thought.
Speaker 3: A mery that I always will shudder out is when
Speaker 3: I was fifteen years old and I had my first
Speaker 3: part time job, was making money. I went out to
Speaker 3: buy my whole family gift for Christmas and I couldn't
Speaker 3: think what to get Mum. And I walked past a
Speaker 3: Baker's Delight, and I asked them if they did gift vouchers.
Speaker 3: They didn't.
Speaker 4: And they only know because you know why, it never
Speaker 4: occurred to them, because there's been no one ever saying,
Speaker 4: just like fifth, can I have that card with seventy
Speaker 4: five cents on?
Speaker 3: So they sold me ten two dollars off bread vouchers.
Speaker 4: It doesn't get it doesn't get any less horrific.
Speaker 3: This I was shaped as little bread loaves, and I
Speaker 3: packaged them up and gave them to Mum for Christmas.
Speaker 4: In a church.
Speaker 3: A lot in a little gift box. And as I
Speaker 3: saw Mom's face on Christmas morning, I realized what a
Speaker 3: huge mistake I made. So I have here is a
Speaker 3: song I've written to say sorry for my mum. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a year I've been saving my pennies. Here we go,
Speaker 3: I'm rolling into December. I remember my family members. Got
Speaker 3: some cash under my mattress. Gonna buy him some presents.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking of my mom and dad and sister and Brov.
Speaker 3: Gonna be the best Christmas for the ones that I love.
Speaker 3: My Dad's into his music and his record collection. My
Speaker 3: brother has his PlayStation. I can think what to get him.
Speaker 3: It's getting dark in the city, and must remember mom too.
Speaker 3: Oh no, the shops are closing. What do I do
Speaker 3: on the train home? Sitting with my family's gifts. But
Speaker 3: I've missed the most important person.
Speaker 10: On my list.
Speaker 3: When I get up at the station, Salvation Aaron lights,
Speaker 3: I thank my lucky stars for Baker's Delight, and I'm.
Speaker 12: Sorry, Mama.
Speaker 4: I didn't know what to get you.
Speaker 3: I've had a second bread couppones for Christmas? Is in
Speaker 3: what you wanted? It's Christmas. This box is stacked up
Speaker 3: under the tree. I can't believe Sander's kinda squeeze down
Speaker 3: the chimney. Well, actually I know a little better. I'm
Speaker 3: old enough to get it. It's Mom the one who's
Speaker 3: buying the present. And now I'm getting second thoughts about
Speaker 3: the gift that I rapped. After all she's given me,
Speaker 3: I deliver this crap. I hear you go, Mamma, she's
Speaker 3: your favorite loaf. You can make yourself a sandwich of
Speaker 3: butter some toast. She must have thought I was joking
Speaker 3: when she opened the tokens and hoping there was something
Speaker 3: better that was still to be opened. But all she
Speaker 3: found two dollars off your total amount offer can't be
Speaker 3: combined with any other discount. I'm sorry, I didn't know
Speaker 3: what to get you. I bet a sack of bread
Speaker 3: coupones for Christmas isn't what you wanted. One more time,
Speaker 3: I said, I'm sorry, MoMA, I really do love you.
Speaker 3: And when it comes in next year's gift, I'll just
Speaker 3: get you chocolates. Oh hi, missus, would you like that
Speaker 3: in sandwich or toast?
Speaker 6: Cut.
Speaker 4: Oh you have a voucher.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you can use one of the time.
Speaker 4: That is brilliant. Our very own marshal Mother's there on
Speaker 4: the mic, Jack that is outstanding.
Speaker 3: I think I was channeling my fifteen year old broken
Speaker 3: voice in the chorus.
Speaker 4: There you took the years back. God won my four
Speaker 4: point three coming back in five minutes time. I went
Speaker 4: down a wormhole yesterday. You know, you start getting on
Speaker 4: YouTube and you go through I'm just watching something. Then
Speaker 4: down the side it's like, you know, I'm focused. That
Speaker 4: can be focused, but you keep seeing that down the side,
Speaker 4: and I can't go down there because you lose time
Speaker 4: that you're not getting back telling. I went down a
Speaker 4: wormhole and I found a load of songs that artists
Speaker 4: have recorded their own songs, but they're doing a foreign
Speaker 4: accent that isn't their own. I've got a hole of these.
Speaker 4: These are unbee for a foreign language, foreign accent and
Speaker 4: language they're singing like. There's a Robbie Williams one, which
Speaker 4: is incredible. The Johnny Cash one, he was not up
Speaker 4: for this. It sounds like he's drunk and doesn't know
Speaker 4: the country, trying to do the language of I'm playing
Speaker 4: them next.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, I did something we all do from time to
Speaker 4: time these days. His algorithms are so smart and they
Speaker 4: like her. My wife is addicted to those Instagram reels.
Speaker 4: She can just spend hours on there. For me, it's
Speaker 4: all about YouTube and like that that gutter, you know,
Speaker 4: like in when you're bowling, don't go down that gutter.
Speaker 4: That right hand column, there's not manly. My eyes always
Speaker 4: go to the bottom right and corner. There's something which
Speaker 4: has got nothing to do with what I'm looking at.
Speaker 4: But I'm like, I even watched that how to put
Speaker 4: together a tractor or something that on there where you
Speaker 4: know I haven't all look at that anyway. Yesterday I
Speaker 4: came across artists recording their own songs in a foreign language.
Speaker 4: First of all, I heard Dion Warwick Deal Warick Big
Speaker 4: Hip is what Megastar deon Warwick. In the nineties and
Speaker 4: eighties and even the sixties, she sold millions and millions
Speaker 4: to Walk On by beautiful classic song. Figgled over the
Speaker 4: world multi pertium selling what would it sound like when
Speaker 4: Dion Warwick sang it in German?
Speaker 12: Oh gay for Okay? Okay, bar oh gay, what's interesting?
Speaker 3: She didn't want to hold onto that?
Speaker 4: Not now think it's obviously harder in Germany. Robbie Williams
Speaker 4: has done this right, we all know better man beautiful song.
Speaker 11: I will.
Speaker 10: Through this page.
Speaker 4: Now. Robbie and Spanish doing this song little bare.
Speaker 7: Why am here?
Speaker 4: Are you?
Speaker 11: I can bear?
Speaker 12: I love it.
Speaker 4: It's actually really good. He's done a very good job
Speaker 4: with these, some of these very I didn't realize even
Speaker 4: the Beatles did this with I Want to hold your.
Speaker 10: Hand, Tell you something.
Speaker 5: You love?
Speaker 4: They obviously trying to conquer the German market where they
Speaker 4: made their name, all right, Johnny Cash ring a fire into.
Speaker 3: A burning ring of the fire.
Speaker 11: I went down, down, down.
Speaker 4: And blames I love Johnny Cash. Right. Mister Cash obviously
Speaker 4: was not on board for doing it in Spanish. He
Speaker 4: didn't commit to it like Robbie did.
Speaker 1: Your Suki Casusamas.
Speaker 4: The whole thing gas, where's obviously going.
Speaker 7: Case Sushia must Minaba Southern and saw a door inmate devil.
Speaker 4: Joe, mister Gash, we're tired, we edit no keeping.
Speaker 3: You sure you don't want to do a second?
Speaker 4: Go Abba now Waterloo touchy subject for frenchie. It's the
Speaker 4: French version and once more that German market. Everyone wanted
Speaker 4: to be big in Germany. Anybody, but still the best one.
Speaker 1: Your Senki casamas.
Speaker 4: On end and saw a door himmid never. I almost
Speaker 4: want to play the last song's day the whole thing
Speaker 4: in full. I came this morning, listens on repeat about
Speaker 4: five times, and I put into a great mood. I thought,
Speaker 4: there's no mindfulness thing that would make me happier. I
Speaker 4: want that to be the song that my coffin is
Speaker 4: carried down to going what the song is this? If
Speaker 4: you ever find yourself down a wormhole and you find something,
Speaker 4: send it into me. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com.
Speaker 1: That are you, carl A Breger, No, you're listening to
Speaker 1: the Christian o'conls show podcast.
Speaker 4: In any bedroom setup, people have very unique ways of
Speaker 4: arranging what should be a very simple set up in
Speaker 4: my mind, but this is the word of life. It's
Speaker 4: over complicated. We're talking about pillows. How many do we
Speaker 4: think amongst the three of us team Jack and Pants?
Speaker 4: What is your pillow sets up at home?
Speaker 3: Or you need if there's two people in the bed,
Speaker 3: four pillows?
Speaker 4: Max?
Speaker 3: Yeah, two pillows per person, and you use two pillows
Speaker 3: to prop yourself.
Speaker 4: Up for inclining, for reading or scrolling.
Speaker 3: That's right, for reading or scrolling.
Speaker 4: You love making and whatever position you're do.
Speaker 3: Then when it's time for lights out, you put one
Speaker 3: pillow away and you go down to one pillow.
Speaker 2: That's minim minimalist. In my world, I have one to
Speaker 2: three Europeans that go at the back.
Speaker 4: So do you mean men.
Speaker 2: My beautiful duck field Europeans which are like a twenty
Speaker 2: by twenty duck feather, not actual quackers.
Speaker 4: So where do they go?
Speaker 2: They go at the back, up against the headrest.
Speaker 3: The European had the big really big yeah, nice.
Speaker 2: Big square ones, perfect for propping yourself up.
Speaker 4: To read or watch. Tell it. I don't like a
Speaker 4: narrow pillow.
Speaker 2: No, no, and you can really, you know, fluff those suckers.
Speaker 4: Up, and then I don't like a fluffy pillow. I
Speaker 4: got one of those. I got one of those that
Speaker 4: what you called tempepede tuched under memory phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we've got those as well. So in front
Speaker 2: of the Europeans, I haven't finished.
Speaker 4: What are you sleeping in a bed?
Speaker 2: Shops like Cleopetra then we have our orthopedic pillows, so
Speaker 2: we go spinally, we have got a spinal lease. Actually,
Speaker 2: but then there's an array of cushions and a throat.
Speaker 4: So there's my wife honestly, five.
Speaker 2: Cushions of various sort.
Speaker 4: Of colors, colors and shape, a triangle one. Why do
Speaker 4: we need to try?
Speaker 2: And we've got a round one like a basketball. Chris
Speaker 2: kicks it around the bedroom and so you have.
Speaker 4: All that on the bed.
Speaker 3: But when you actually go to sleep, who's in the
Speaker 3: bed for nighttime?
Speaker 2: Just two pillows? Oh, and I have a European because
Speaker 2: I like to shove it between my knees to keep
Speaker 2: my spine straight. My Kira practice said it's good for
Speaker 2: your spine.
Speaker 4: A lot of people have to do that these days.
Speaker 4: It's one of the things is the way you say
Speaker 4: you're shoving between radio right in the middle of school run.
Speaker 4: What's that lady saying?
Speaker 3: We can't listen anymore?
Speaker 4: Take it off p one. Anyhow, the question was an
Speaker 4: innocent one about pillows. We ever sit set up? Where
Speaker 4: yet two for reading and then the other one gets
Speaker 4: done like rocket thrusters once in the nighttime air. You
Speaker 4: don't need I don't need it right, missus O'Connor. Very differently.
Speaker 4: She gets a load of this one that show. She
Speaker 4: had one to rest her head on, a beautiful head
Speaker 4: on that, and then one she push she holds and
Speaker 4: pushes me away with. It's like this since the day
Speaker 4: we met what I call the passion buffer barrier and
Speaker 4: not that it's it's like a bulldozer. Gradually during the night,
Speaker 4: it's like I'm on a window ledge. I then this
Speaker 4: has been going on for twenty five years. I get
Speaker 4: she's like a bulldoze or pushing me around them during
Speaker 4: the night. Well, she has to keep me bab basically.
Speaker 4: Now the reason when we're talking about this is producer
Speaker 4: catenin gatheras our team European between the legs. Now, producer
Speaker 4: can come in here a minute, Mackie, Wait, what do
Speaker 4: you think of this set up that producer Caten's got.
Speaker 4: She's gone. This is what started this in the office yesterday.
Speaker 2: So I have three pillows, one under my head, one
Speaker 2: between my legs for.
Speaker 1: Hip, yes for him.
Speaker 3: A lot of people do this, and then I also
Speaker 3: hug one to keep the level of my shoulders.
Speaker 4: Also in life, this is what missus O'Connell justifies the
Speaker 4: passion barrier. But I know what she's playing.
Speaker 2: No, No, she's a smart woman.
Speaker 3: You need it to keep the structure of your body
Speaker 3: nice and straight. Now it has a pillow adding structural stability.
Speaker 2: It absolutely does the alignment of have So I have made.
Speaker 4: Sleeping without pillows aligning them for hundreds of years. Cavemen
Speaker 4: won't work out, going to bloody out of alignment. I
Speaker 4: can't get a bison today. Why theyre going to invent
Speaker 4: a kira racter or spine Lee's pillow wooden rock. So
Speaker 4: what so it keeps you shoulder girdle.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, so I have a medium sized pillow that
Speaker 3: goes around.
Speaker 4: But surely but that that's rounding your shoulder. They're hugging it.
Speaker 4: Sure that's pulling it out of alignment. The old L nine,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 2: So I sleep on my side, so it actually holds
Speaker 2: my body straight on the side rather than leaning over
Speaker 2: and twisting my spine.
Speaker 4: See I do that all night.
Speaker 3: I twist all over the Yeah.
Speaker 4: I like to twist.
Speaker 2: And Jack has a bad back. So that's probably why
Speaker 2: you can follow my exactly.
Speaker 4: You know we're not where it's a travel business. Cards
Speaker 4: everywhere that spine keeping an alignment, alignment of him being
Speaker 4: in another country misaligned. All right, what is your pillow
Speaker 4: sets up at home?
Speaker 1: The Christian Connor Show podcast?
Speaker 4: What is your pillow set up on the bed of
Speaker 4: my home? Christian can't call him on the score run.
Speaker 4: I have one pillow under my head, one pillow on
Speaker 4: top of my head. I like a sandwich.
Speaker 3: Actually that's how I nap.
Speaker 4: Yes, So I'll.
Speaker 3: My head on a pillow like on my back like
Speaker 3: a vampire, arms crossed, and then I'll put a second
Speaker 3: pillow between the bridge of my nose and my forehead
Speaker 3: and balance it there so it blocks out the light
Speaker 3: like a big sleeping mask.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Now my wife does that. When I get up
Speaker 4: in the morning. She will go in like the cave
Speaker 4: and put a pillow on top of her head. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: with a hat but a hand keeping it in place
Speaker 4: like headphones, like pillow headphones, and then still go into
Speaker 4: a deep slinger. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't sleep all night like that, but I can
Speaker 3: recommend it for a nap.
Speaker 4: Christian, you guys need to try squash mallows. These are
Speaker 4: next level pillows. Sounds that I'm doing a live read already.
Speaker 4: It's not the marketing manager, is it. They're not a
Speaker 4: soft poy toy, but they are fantastic that from Jared.
Speaker 3: Don't like too squishy though, No, No, I like a
Speaker 3: bit of give back.
Speaker 4: Yeah pillow, Yeah, that's right. I like the old Marie
Speaker 4: tell you what because the moment they tell you that
Speaker 4: NASA NASA assats ues, this is NASA technology, and I
Speaker 4: think you can't have a bad night sleep up there
Speaker 4: at that space station. Bit grumpy and you press them
Speaker 4: all button. Let's got Steve. Good morning Steve, Good morning gang.
Speaker 11: Happy nine hundred and forty eighth show.
Speaker 4: Bless you Steve. Wow, Yes almost, that's our one thy
Speaker 4: fifty two to go, Steve. What is the bedroom sets
Speaker 4: up with the pillows? Mate?
Speaker 11: The bedroom set up the wife has designed over a
Speaker 11: great many years is a magnificent dude that she's put
Speaker 11: on top. And I don't know how much it costs.
Speaker 11: I don't really want to know, but it looks spectacular.
Speaker 11: And we've got a sixteen pillow run going on here today.
Speaker 11: We're three by two by two by two by three
Speaker 11: by two.
Speaker 10: We've got three large pillows.
Speaker 4: It's like a Grand Final winning formation, doesn't it. For
Speaker 4: druggers on that is, that's a lot to do everything.
Speaker 4: That's not every day.
Speaker 11: It's every day. It's you two standard pillows in front
Speaker 11: of that. Then you've got the really nice danty pillows.
Speaker 11: Then you've got the short little pillows like almost a
Speaker 11: bolster with a diamond shaped pillow that's got some color
Speaker 11: in it, so it throws a bit of color into
Speaker 11: the room. Then you've got the bolster and the other
Speaker 11: pillow on top of that. And at nighttime you take
Speaker 11: all of that off, including the dont you go to
Speaker 11: the cupboard and then you get sleeping pillows and donner
Speaker 11: along with my knee pillow.
Speaker 4: It's like a sort of play set change, isn't it.
Speaker 4: But how do you know the right formation? Then when
Speaker 4: it's got to be rebuilt this iglu of pillows the
Speaker 4: next day, how do you know? Because you could get
Speaker 4: them out of formation.
Speaker 11: This is the big problem. If I have to leave
Speaker 11: work late, I have to make the bed, and if
Speaker 11: I make the bed incorrectly, I'll get into the same
Speaker 11: amount of trouble is if I don't make the bed
Speaker 11: at all. So don't make the bed at all.
Speaker 4: I like thinking, that's smart thinking. Steve all right, Steve,
Speaker 4: thanks you cure, buddy, and have a good day. Always
Speaker 4: love to speak to Steve.
Speaker 11: You're welcome. Have a great day, guys.
Speaker 4: Cleo. Good morning, Cleo.
Speaker 5: Good morning guys. How are you?
Speaker 4: We're good, Cleo. So what's the pillow set up?
Speaker 10: So?
Speaker 9: I have a pretty standard pillow setup and it's one
Speaker 9: under my head, one between my knees, and that passion
Speaker 9: buffe you guys are talking about that had me bring it.
Speaker 6: And that's my boob separator.
Speaker 5: So I need that because I'm a heavier chested lady
Speaker 5: and I'm sure there are some ladies out there with
Speaker 5: big boobs.
Speaker 11: Then you don't want to lie on your side and
Speaker 11: have one of.
Speaker 9: Them stretching over to the other one.
Speaker 4: So I've never thought about that, but now you mentioned it,
Speaker 4: it does make sense.
Speaker 5: And it's bloody comfy, don't you, Jack.
Speaker 4: And I'm watching what were saying. Any question I can
Speaker 4: see read out and in the future case of something
Speaker 4: very creepy, so good.
Speaker 9: To make sure there is out there that needs the
Speaker 9: pillow separator in the boobs as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, shout out to all those big boob ladies listen
Speaker 4: right now, please call them. No, I'm joking. That's not
Speaker 4: going to read well. I was doing so well Land
Speaker 4: mind this. We have a step to on one. Can
Speaker 4: I thank you for the information, no worries.
Speaker 8: You're welcome.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Karen.
Speaker 9: Good morning team.
Speaker 12: Here are you going.
Speaker 4: We're good, Karen. What's happening in your bedroom with the pillows?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 9: Just like col Steve, they have fifteen. I have about
Speaker 9: fifteen also on my bed each morning, but I have
Speaker 9: a collection of about thirty for each you know each
Speaker 9: Doner cover has you.
Speaker 4: Got a squad and you rotate the players.
Speaker 6: Yep, Entry throws on the bed as well, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's it's an intense set up there the bed. The
Speaker 4: bed is missing in my.
Speaker 8: Mind under all that, and I not really depends how
Speaker 8: you make it.
Speaker 9: And it makes me feel good and that's all that matters.
Speaker 4: That is all that matters. Karen. You're quite right, Karen.
Speaker 4: That's you cool.
Speaker 6: Jeez, have a great day, guys.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Last week, when I was in Ireland on this walking tour,
Speaker 4: there have quite a few Americans there, you know, in
Speaker 4: the same way I live, and they were like, oh,
Speaker 4: don't they play that crazy sport? There. I was like,
Speaker 4: oh yeah, footy AFL. Isn't it really violent? It's not
Speaker 4: as well as you think. Today in the Sports unis
Speaker 4: ruptured testicle on the weekend jacking finds yesterday what a
Speaker 4: sport violent? Though I don't know if the fact that
Speaker 4: the AFL did they have something somewhere in a file
Speaker 4: where they have a fine for like wedgies dacking. This
Speaker 4: is in the rules somewhere there must be someting nipple
Speaker 4: twisters and stuff like that. We can't have any all
Speaker 4: all right, time for today's time waster. On National Snack Day,
Speaker 4: this is interesting and Australian Consumer Report revealed the most
Speaker 4: popular Australian lunch box snack items from the nineties versus today.
Speaker 4: Let's go back to the nineties. You will enjoy any
Speaker 4: lunch botors in the nineties and number three the most
Speaker 4: popular fruit roll up you are.
Speaker 3: To be in They're the most overrated snack of all time.
Speaker 3: Waited another packet I can't get out of your team And.
Speaker 4: Number two space food sticks don't remember?
Speaker 2: Don't remember that?
Speaker 4: The number one dunkarousek win Yeah now wow, so different.
Speaker 4: At number three Whole food cacow bliss balls, but Little Tommy.
Speaker 3: Baby Bell Cheese, yep, Baby Bell Cheese, popular lunch box.
Speaker 4: And the number one Yopro high protein Greek yogurts.
Speaker 3: Get those games in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, alright, so today we're looking for snack bands. Who
Speaker 4: is on stage at snackfest?
Speaker 10: Who is it?
Speaker 4: I'll tell you who. One confection goal thirty seconds to
Speaker 4: mass bars Silva. Not worked out for that one, Tim
Speaker 4: Tammy Winnette, this.
Speaker 2: Is an unhealthy lunch box.
Speaker 4: I have to in digit Yeah, Tim Tammy Winnette, Silver
Speaker 4: plus and Eagle Eye, Cherry Ripe gold, good old Eli.
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, what have you got snack bands?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got a famous cellist on stage next Yo
Speaker 3: Yo Mars.
Speaker 4: God plus for the reference, a yom reference from Jackie Board.
Speaker 4: This is eyebrown cold cheesel, very good gold run continues.
Speaker 3: The flame, the flaming chips. Oh, and we've got fruit
Speaker 3: roll ups, fro and Lady Guava.
Speaker 4: Maybe in the Amazon.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: All right, snack bands is the time waste, sir, this morning,
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, you're ready tomorrow, let's do it. What band's
Speaker 4: on sage A snack fest? Well, we've got not Kendrick
Speaker 4: Lamar Ken Twigs, Lamar's bark too much going on? Silver,
Speaker 4: Carl Bruno Mars bar silver, Celery Dion snapping a delicious
Speaker 4: bar snack barkeep any more? Celery on the Goro some jewels,
Speaker 4: the roll up Stones silver plus, Buddy Lollies gold, that's
Speaker 4: very good. Jess Kitcat Dolls silver, Snicker Mac gold, that's
Speaker 4: very good. Mark what Tina Tuna again? Find it with Celery?
Speaker 4: What snacks are you haven't? Netflix and Tuna gold, Oreo
Speaker 4: Speedwagon gold Kick, Katie Perry Bronze, powder Finger Bun gold
Speaker 4: the door Eto's.
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 4: Jim Morrisson flavor that's actually very good. Sam Marshall northcabll
Speaker 4: cheese a rom gold wildne Justin and Craig has got
Speaker 4: bucks is fizz I tried? Well done, Craig.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: On tomorrow's show, Tomorrow show, we must focus on tomorrow.
Speaker 4: It's then on tomorrow's show. Okay, we have the Naked
Speaker 4: hour between seven and eight. We don't play any songs
Speaker 4: picked by us. You pick all the music. We give
Speaker 4: you the thing tomorrow songs. We're the piece of clothing
Speaker 4: in the title, for example, leave your hat on, patsy.
Speaker 2: A piece of clothing, don't forget to wrap your scarf
Speaker 2: around your neck?
Speaker 1: Sorry, what are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Is that song? Huh? She's eating as well? Sorry it
Speaker 4: was found on now I'm not buzzing on the intercom.
Speaker 4: By the way, we thought we were finished tonight. We
Speaker 4: always do this is it's called tomorrow's show.
Speaker 2: Today it really crossed me, so I thought it was
Speaker 2: safe to eat my trial mix.
Speaker 4: So won't wait one break?
Speaker 3: What did you What was your suggestion for a song
Speaker 3: with the he's of clothing in it? I'm sure you
Speaker 3: put a scarf on.
Speaker 4: Get the audio of that. I'm going to feel for
Speaker 4: a minute. We can we clip what she just said
Speaker 4: about what is wrap his scarf? All right? What's a song?
Speaker 4: It's clothing?
Speaker 2: Lave your hat on? Have we already said that?
Speaker 4: Where you put the trail mix in your ears?
Speaker 2: Lady in red?
Speaker 4: No, that's a color.
Speaker 2: No, but it's got the film clipper for dancing over
Speaker 2: the grate in the red skirt?
Speaker 4: Is this magic moondust you've got in with a trail mix?
Speaker 4: What's happened to you? I don't know, Hey, I was
Speaker 4: trying poor huggy right now he's eathtized. The last thing
Speaker 4: he needs the special injection right into the left clacker.
Speaker 4: You try to FaceTime he only to show it as
Speaker 4: a hug. I don't want to see that. It's like
Speaker 4: two watermelons. All right, Onto my show Naked Hour. As
Speaker 4: I was trying to say, the whole hour of songs.
Speaker 3: How do you expect them to listen? If people?
Speaker 4: What hope is there? Jack? Whatever's there? Songs that mentioned?
Speaker 4: Listener you understand its song to mention Pi's of clothing
Speaker 4: at the song title leave you how on Blue Sway
Speaker 4: shoes and they're not song tomorrow's show. My wife is
Speaker 4: helping out a friend tomorrow. This is a big thing.
Speaker 4: I think he's bigger than picking somebody up from the
Speaker 4: airport or helping the move, opening up and looking after
Speaker 4: their shop all day long. The responsibility to go in
Speaker 4: yesterday to work out how to open the shop and
Speaker 4: to be tell trained and all this. So missus O'Connell
Speaker 4: is looking after a shop tomorrow. Has this ever happened
Speaker 4: to any of you where you've gone to help out
Speaker 4: a friend, maybe for a couple of hours or join
Speaker 4: a lunch break, but looking after someone's shop. If you've
Speaker 4: got a story about that, email me Christian at christiano'connell
Speaker 4: dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: We're back tomorrow. The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast