Speaker 1: Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
Speaker 1: young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.
Speaker 1: Its purpose, to attract mates. And by mates, we mean listeners.
Speaker 1: They're both married, so please don't slide into their DMs.
Speaker 1: Their names are Ben and Liam.
Speaker 2: G'day there, podcaster.
Speaker 3: Hello and welcome to our podcast. It is Supreme Leader's
Speaker 3: Ben and Liam here, beaming out a message to the
Speaker 3: good people of the People's Republic.
Speaker 2: Are we locking you in, People's Republic?
Speaker 3: Well, I thought we said yesterday it wasn't a republic
Speaker 3: because we're saying it's not really a republic. But then,
Speaker 3: did you make a republic? I've just seen it. It
Speaker 3: says the People's Republic of Ben and Liam is the
Speaker 3: name of the.
Speaker 2: If you bring in Belle, we can bring her in.
Speaker 2: Come in, Belle.
Speaker 4: Gong in.
Speaker 2: Gong in.
Speaker 3: Because I think yesterday we were saying, because, yeah, a
Speaker 3: lot of context in yesterday's podcast episode. We were saying
Speaker 3: mass reform. Yep. We're saying it's going to be run
Speaker 3: as a dictatorship. And I thought we agreed that it
Speaker 3: wouldn't be a republic.
Speaker 5: Are you effing serious?
Speaker 3: Did we? Am I crazy?
Speaker 2: I don't remember that at all.
Speaker 5: You literally went on for about 20 minutes about how
Speaker 5: it's a republic and you wanted it to be named.
Speaker 3: But it's not a republic because a dictator is not.
Speaker 5: No, but you said, you said.
Speaker 3: Is that what I said?
Speaker 5: Oh, well, we're calling it a republic, but it's like
Speaker 5: those countries that say they're a republic, but.
Speaker 2: They're not really.
Speaker 3: That's what we said.
Speaker 2: So we want people to think we're a republic.
Speaker 5: And then we went through for about 10 minutes about
Speaker 5: renaming the pod squad to the People's Republic of Ben
Speaker 5: and Liam's.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: To which I showed you that I'd done it, and
Speaker 2: you said yes.
Speaker 3: No, no, cool. I just forgot what we named the nation.
Speaker 2: I forgot what we named the nation. No, we give
Speaker 2: the illusion and the outward image that we are a republic,
Speaker 2: but in reality, when you come inside the borders, it's
Speaker 2: a dictatorship.
Speaker 3: Yes, very strict. Yeah, okay, now I get you, because
Speaker 3: that's the thing. The Republic of Ireland is a republic.
Speaker 3: The Democratic Republic of Congo, I'm pretty sure, is. I'm
Speaker 3: not really... I'm not really.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: Don't ask me about that.
Speaker 3: I'm not around the ins and outs of how Congo runs.
Speaker 2: Basically, just to get you up to speed, if you've
Speaker 2: just listened from this episode... Wait, is.
Speaker 5: This the front end or back end?
Speaker 6: This is the.
Speaker 3: Back?
Speaker 2: I forget. This is the front.
Speaker 3: This is the front.
Speaker 5: This is the front.
Speaker 3: Can we.
Speaker 2: Well, we jump into the podcast.
Speaker 4: No, no.
Speaker 3: I just think there's a couple of little things I
Speaker 3: need to mention before we go in. Just a little context.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay. So do you want me to pause.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying?
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 3: Maybe. As long as I get to say something before
Speaker 3: we jump.
Speaker 2: Into the podcast. Okay, so all I was trying to
Speaker 2: do was context that we were saying mass podcast reform.
Speaker 2: We wanted your opinions because we do this for you.
Speaker 2: We said then jump on to the People's Republic of Benelam,
Speaker 2: formerly the PodSquad, and we had a robust discussion there.
Speaker 2: We then essentially ignored what everyone said, and we just
Speaker 2: decided we were going to do it how we wanted
Speaker 2: to do it. which has brought on some pretty funny
Speaker 2: memes that I wouldn't mind reading out.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: But we can do that on the back end.
Speaker 3: What I was just going to say is, you know
Speaker 3: how I said, no more 16 quiz, no more this,
Speaker 3: no more that. 16 quiz will be in today, but
Speaker 3: producer Belle will be singing a cappella instead of the
Speaker 3: Jaquan song being played.
Speaker 5: Which I haven't voiced yet.
Speaker 3: Did you want me to do that here? No, just
Speaker 3: do that in the booth after, I think. What I
Speaker 3: will say is, pop quiz normally won't be in. Today's
Speaker 3: was kind of funny. So we've put that in.
Speaker 2: Supreme leader knows what's best.
Speaker 3: Supreme leader knows what's best. Royal show tickets, normally wouldn't
Speaker 3: put that in. Today was kind of funny, so I
Speaker 3: put that in. And I don't want to hear anyone saying,
Speaker 3: you're saying mass reform is just the same thing as usual.
Speaker 3: That's not what's happening.
Speaker 2: What did we cut out? There was some stuff we
Speaker 2: cut out.
Speaker 3: We got rid of dodgy side hustles. We got rid
Speaker 3: of secret stain. We tightened up the wardrobe thing, so
Speaker 3: it's sort of like the setup. And then the last
Speaker 3: caller instead of the callers before. Just to tighten things
Speaker 3: up a little bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the dictator made those people vanish.
Speaker 2: Yep, yep.
Speaker 3: Yep, by dog. Via dog. Yeah, if you call up.
Speaker 5: The show and then you go, I want to listen
Speaker 5: to my call, I will listen.
Speaker 3: To the podcast and you're not in it. You won't
Speaker 3: always make it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the dictator has taken you out.
Speaker 3: There was lots of stuff as well. We were talking
Speaker 3: about Ben Stokes and stuff for a little bit and
Speaker 3: just a few of the local bits and bobs, which
Speaker 3: I just sort of nuked because I was like, whatever,
Speaker 3: that's just radio show stuff. Anyway, enjoy. Hopefully it's an
Speaker 3: enjoyable podcast. On the back end of this, there will
Speaker 3: be a lot of schlop, much to discuss, of course.
Speaker 5: So just, again, with a 610 quiz, you will hear
Speaker 5: my voice come.
Speaker 3: In instead of the music. Normally, for on-air, it was music.
Speaker 5: Yeah. On the show, on-air, it was the Tipsy song.
Speaker 5: But for this, without music, it will be me.
Speaker 2: And from now on, if we deem it worthy to
Speaker 2: go in, it will just be that.
Speaker 3: The only bit of music that is still in this
Speaker 3: is the Shoeshed commercial.
Speaker 2: But that's not music, right? That's fine.
Speaker 3: Hang on, there's ads in the freaking podcast. So how about.
Speaker 5: I think it's fine.
Speaker 3: I think it's fine.
Speaker 2: I think it's fine.
Speaker 5: This is where it gets.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man.
Speaker 5: It's like saying the Mario music. Is that in it?
Speaker 2: Enjoy. I don't know.
Speaker 6: It's not.
Speaker 2: I'm new to that.
Speaker 3: Oh, no, it actually is in it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so this is a whole thing.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 3: You'll be fed to the dogs if you question again. Down, boy, down, down, down.
Speaker 3: I'll call them off for you. Anyway, enjoy the podcast.
Speaker 2: Good morning Adelaide! Uh oh!
Speaker 3: Dad's big night out! Ben Harvey, are you a little
Speaker 3: bit worse for wear this morning after the Port Adelaide
Speaker 3: Best and Fairest which Jason Horne-Francis took out last night?
Speaker 2: Well look, when I had left, Zach Butters was well
Speaker 2: in the lead of the Best and Fairest.
Speaker 3: Were you left before it finished?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it finished at 11.30pm.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you'd stay till the end.
Speaker 2: You know me. I was out of there after dessert
Speaker 2: was served.
Speaker 3: Yep, very.
Speaker 2: Which was a tight 9.30.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 3: So, Ollie Wines was your chaperone.
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 3: He was looking after you. I arranged that because you
Speaker 3: were initially too scared to go to the BNF because
Speaker 3: you are a port ambassador.
Speaker 2: Well, Liam, also, of course, Ollie Wines, you know, he
Speaker 2: had a few duties on the night. Also, it's kind
Speaker 2: of a night for him to celebrate. She's got a
Speaker 2: new contract.
Speaker 3: Of course, yeah.
Speaker 2: We also brought along Producer Belle, kind of like a
Speaker 2: shadow chaperone.
Speaker 3: She was the second chaperone, yeah. I wanted two safety
Speaker 3: nets there for Ben at all times.
Speaker 2: She had a good night, though. So she had double entree.
Speaker 3: Producer Belle, is that right? Did you have double entree?
Speaker 5: Well, mine was taking a while to come out, and
Speaker 5: Ben didn't want the rest of his, so I said,
Speaker 5: can I have yours?
Speaker 3: Greedy, greedy, greedy.
Speaker 2: Sitting next to greedy guts over here.
Speaker 3: Sitting next to greedy.
Speaker 2: Double entree.
Speaker 3: Double entree.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But then it was really embarrassing because I was eating
Speaker 5: Ben's and as I was eating his, mine came out.
Speaker 5: So then the lady was like, uh, and here's yours.
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, sorry. And then I had
Speaker 5: to juggle the plates.
Speaker 3: Connor Rosey goes up for a speech. You're just eating
Speaker 3: little bits of pastry off his plate.
Speaker 2: You should have seen her, Liam. You would have been
Speaker 2: disgusted if you were there last night.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: On our table, table 13, we were sitting next to
Speaker 2: the lovely Rosanna Mangerelli. Oh, yes, table 7. And she
Speaker 2: brought her young son, and they were off mingling when
Speaker 2: the mains came out.
Speaker 3: Don't tell me she swapped with Rosanna.
Speaker 6: She told me.
Speaker 2: Are you cheating me? Because I got the chicken, and
Speaker 2: Rosanna's son got the steak, which I wanted the steak.
Speaker 2: And Belle said, just swap it. He'll never know.
Speaker 3: You swapped Rosanna Mangerelli's.
Speaker 5: I said to Ben, look, the kid's not here. If
Speaker 5: you want to swap, take the steak.
Speaker 2: And then I said, I would not be caught dead
Speaker 2: doing that. I would never do that. And she said,
Speaker 2: just take a potato.
Speaker 3: Wow. Well, lots to unpack throughout this evening from Port
Speaker 3: Adelaide's Night of Nights.
Speaker 2: Hey, if you win the 610 quiz this morning, walking
Speaker 2: away with a couple of tickets to go see Brian
Speaker 2: Adams coming to Australia with tour dates across February and
Speaker 2: March with his Roll With The Punches tour. All tickets
Speaker 2: are on sale now. Head up frontiertouring.com.au or just. com
Speaker 2: for details. Let's play.
Speaker 3: Justine in Brooklyn Park, good morning. You've never played and
Speaker 3: you've never heard this before. Is that right?
Speaker 9: That's correct. I'm usually up a bit later than this time.
Speaker 9: We're on a road trip to Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Oh, what are you off to Melbourne for?
Speaker 9: To pick up my daughter's dog who's gone overseas and
Speaker 9: to bring him back and look after it for two weeks.
Speaker 3: Oh, man.
Speaker 2: So whereabouts are you in the journey? Are you just
Speaker 2: like leaving?
Speaker 9: We're literally about half an hour from Keats.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love Keith.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Maybe we'll stop at Henry and Rose. There's a little
Speaker 9: cafe there.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'd swerve that. Go to the servo and get
Speaker 3: some Kentucky Fried Keith.
Speaker 9: Oh, yeah. I'm always down for that.
Speaker 3: You've never had KFK? I'm always down for that.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's good stuff.
Speaker 3: You do run the gauntlet if it's been in the
Speaker 3: Baymarie a little too long. It's a long drive. Not
Speaker 3: many toilets along the way, but good luck. I always
Speaker 3: enjoy it. Jason Horn Francis won Port Adelaide's Best and
Speaker 3: Fairest Award last night. Can you please name another famous Jason?
Speaker 9: Jason Bateman?
Speaker 3: Jason Bateman?
Speaker 2: Good one.
Speaker 3: I would have said Statham.
Speaker 2: I would have said Momoa.
Speaker 3: All good, Jason. It's actually a very strong name, isn't it?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Hey, a Henley Beach couple have vowed to pay off
Speaker 3: their children's mortgages after they won $ 1 million in the lottery.
Speaker 6: Legends.
Speaker 3: If they have five kids... How much would each kid
Speaker 3: get if they split the one mil?
Speaker 2: So one mil divided by five.
Speaker 9: Yeah, $ 200, 000.
Speaker 3: Yep. Happy 30th birthday to Zendaya. Who is she married to?
Speaker 9: It's the Spider-Man guy.
Speaker 7: What's his name?
Speaker 2: I'm tempted to accept Spider-Man guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know who he is.
Speaker 9: It's the Spider-Man man. I just can't think of his name.
Speaker 2: Tom.
Speaker 9: Tom.
Speaker 3: It's a country.
Speaker 2: Starts with an H.
Speaker 9: It's not Honduras.
Speaker 3: It's not Honduras.
Speaker 2: Ends in land.
Speaker 9: I was only talking about him the other week.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Tom.
Speaker 3: Dutch people are from?
Speaker 2: Holland.
Speaker 9: Tom Holland.
Speaker 3: Bloody right off your dome. No help at all. Nailed it, Justine.
Speaker 2: Well done.
Speaker 3: A Channel 7 AFL journo, Mitch Cleary, who's been reporting
Speaker 3: on this Swan scandal and the Lockie Neal stuff, has
Speaker 3: been caught out cheating himself on his pregnant fiancée. Can
Speaker 3: you please spell irony?
Speaker 7: I-R-O-N-Y. Yeah, girl.
Speaker 3: Millennials have officially been named the drunkest generation because of
Speaker 3: their drinking habits. I suppose we're millennials, right?
Speaker 8: Are we?
Speaker 3: I think we're... 93? I don't know, I'm so drunk
Speaker 3: I can't remember. Can you finish these lyrics?
Speaker 10: Now everybody in the club getting tipsy.
Speaker 9: We're at the club getting drunk.
Speaker 2: No!
Speaker 9: You can tell I've got a millennial.
Speaker 3: That's all right, Justine.
Speaker 2: We're at the club getting drunk.
Speaker 3: We're at the club having drinks, responsibly.
Speaker 2: Oh, Justine.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Justine. Really enjoyed your call. Hopefully, maybe on your
Speaker 3: drive back tomorrow, you can call through again.
Speaker 2: Carmen.
Speaker 3: Look, the answer is right there. You just almost need
Speaker 3: to quieten things down. So let's see if you can
Speaker 3: finish the lyrics.
Speaker 10: Now everybody in the club getting tipsy.
Speaker 1: Tipsy?
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 2: No, that's not right.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 2: We need this one to be right.
Speaker 3: It has to be right.
Speaker 2: It's got to hit in just the right way.
Speaker 3: It simply has to be right. Simon.
Speaker 2: Finish these lyrics, mate.
Speaker 10: Now everybody in the club getting tipsy.
Speaker 7: Everybody in the club getting tipsy.
Speaker 2: Well done, Simon. You're heading along to go see Brian Adams.
Speaker 7: Brilliant. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh, you sound ecstatic about it.
Speaker 3: You sound more like a Jaquan fan, but he's not coming.
Speaker 3: He's not coming. I know it is a great, great song,
Speaker 3: but I don't think he's performing.
Speaker 2: Let's get up Jaquan's tour dates.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's have a look. Jaquan tour. Jaquan.
Speaker 2: And I simply won't play the traffic until I know.
Speaker 3: Well, don't. Yeah, Jaquan, he's doing a show at a
Speaker 3: casino with Chingy and Young Jock in August. So there
Speaker 3: you go. And also playing the Milwaukee Taco and Tequila
Speaker 3: Festival in May next year.
Speaker 2: But no Australian dates.
Speaker 3: No Australian dates. But if you can get yourself over
Speaker 3: to Milwaukee for the Taco Festival, you can see Jaquan.
Speaker 2: Actually, the most recent time Jaquan was in Australia- was
Speaker 2: March last year. He came on the Nelly Tour.
Speaker 3: Bloody hell.
Speaker 2: Bloody hell.
Speaker 3: What were we doing, hey?
Speaker 2: Remember the name, Kiss1023. You are here with Ben and Liam.
Speaker 2: Remember the name the next time the ratings come out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because, look, we don't talk about ratings on this
Speaker 2: show ever, really. But that's the way radio works. As
Speaker 2: a show, you get ratings. Now, I won't bore you
Speaker 2: with all the details, but basically... There's kind of, there's
Speaker 2: six main players in the Adelaide radio landscape. And now
Speaker 2: this is obviously a new show this year and a
Speaker 2: whole new station brand. Now, Liam, the ratings came out yesterday.
Speaker 2: We were fourth.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 2: And we've dropped to fifth. So we're not bottom. We're
Speaker 2: certainly not top.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: A bit of work to do. And our first one
Speaker 3: went up. Second one was flat. The one yesterday went
Speaker 3: down and there was about eight articles saying that we've
Speaker 3: basically ruined radio and there's egg on our face and
Speaker 3: how embarrassing. And as we've learnt this week, when I
Speaker 3: did a nice interview with the paper and they span
Speaker 3: it like I was having an affair, essentially, they will
Speaker 3: find a story in anything.
Speaker 2: So the advertiser has gone for star recruits, Ben and Liam,
Speaker 2: that's us, Fail to fire as Kiss ratings plunge continues.
Speaker 3: Plunge.
Speaker 9: Now.
Speaker 3: Plunge is a big word.
Speaker 2: Now, I can handle the headlines. That's fine.
Speaker 3: You know, you get it.
Speaker 2: We got a job, mate. We get on with it.
Speaker 8: Whatever.
Speaker 2: But one thing I do enjoy, I can't help myself,
Speaker 2: but I love to go on to the advertiser Facebook comments.
Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. You get a good cross-section there. You certainly do.
Speaker 3: You get a good idea.
Speaker 2: It's quite a place.
Speaker 3: What are the people saying?
Speaker 2: What are the people really saying?
Speaker 3: I tend to keep away from that sort of stuff,
Speaker 3: but I know you're into it, so I feel like
Speaker 3: you'll give me top line.
Speaker 2: Just a little bit of history for you. Liam and
Speaker 2: I used to be on Triple J, the national broadcaster
Speaker 2: for the youth of Australia, and I think... I honed
Speaker 2: my thickened skin over those three years.
Speaker 3: We were abused so hard for nine months that I
Speaker 3: had a mental breakdown on national radio. You can look
Speaker 3: it up. I poured my heart out. I ended up
Speaker 3: on the project because I was devastated. I was depressed
Speaker 3: for months on end. And since then, we do have
Speaker 3: thick connections.
Speaker 1: Skin.
Speaker 2: Very thick.
Speaker 3: You could shoot a bullet into me and it would
Speaker 3: bounce off.
Speaker 2: So these are some very real comments on the advertiser
Speaker 2: Facebook post.
Speaker 3: This will be worn off a duck's back.
Speaker 2: Graham said, oh, breakfast radio sucks anyway. I don't care
Speaker 2: about your lives or what you do. Just play music. Okay, well.
Speaker 2: Get Spotify, Graham.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can subscribe, mate. $ 12. 99.
Speaker 2: Norton did a classic, people still listen to rodeo.
Speaker 3: That's good, Norton.
Speaker 2: David said, no surprises here. That's why I listen to
Speaker 2: Jodie and Soda on Nova.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, Jodie and Soda aren't on Nova. Soda's not
Speaker 3: on the radio anymore. But look, it's good that he's
Speaker 3: got his finger on the pulse. So we'll trust that, guys.
Speaker 2: This was a nice one, I thought. Pam said, I
Speaker 2: listen to their show, but only for the news.
Speaker 3: That's good, Maz. That's good. You're doing something right. Thanks, Pam.
Speaker 2: Classic one from Michael White said, Timu Hamish and Andy
Speaker 2: with an eye roll emerging.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 2: I enjoyed this one from Franz Chong said, thank God
Speaker 2: I recently got a car with a CD player installed.
Speaker 3: Franz Chong, you can put your so fresh hits on.
Speaker 3: You don't have to bloody listen to Ben and Liam
Speaker 3: on Kiss in the morning. I love how we're full
Speaker 3: naming these people as well. Like, someone might be going
Speaker 3: to work like, I work for France, John.
Speaker 2: And then there's another... I didn't realize when you... So, obviously, Facebook,
Speaker 2: they post the article and people comment on that. But
Speaker 2: if you click on the article and you go to
Speaker 2: the advertiser's actual website... That's a.
Speaker 3: Special kind of person.
Speaker 2: People leave comments on the actual website. So, that's what
Speaker 2: these ones are. So, this person called themselves Blue Dog.
Speaker 2: And Blue Dog said... I said this would happen right
Speaker 2: from the start. And yet the radio bosses continue to
Speaker 2: bring stuff from the eastern states and have no resemblance
Speaker 2: or reason to SA's culture. Comedians from overseas?
Speaker 3: No thanks.
Speaker 1: So, yes.
Speaker 3: Ben and I actually pretend to be from Gawler and
Speaker 3: Golden Grove. We're actually German. So a lot of people
Speaker 3: don't know that. We're actually German comedians. We are German.
Speaker 3: And we have had many vocal lessons, but we've taken
Speaker 3: ones that actors take to try and nail down the dialect. Yep.
Speaker 3: But obviously people are seeing through the charade.
Speaker 2: I think they're starting to see through it.
Speaker 3: They're starting to realise that we're not actually from Adelaide
Speaker 3: and broadcasting from Tin Street right now.
Speaker 2: Last couple from me. Craig, I thought, summed it up
Speaker 2: pretty good. Would rather stick knitting needles in my ears
Speaker 2: than listen to any commercial radio. Two minutes of inane,
Speaker 2: unfunny and loud chatter. followed by a three-minute song and
Speaker 2: then six minutes of ads. You kind of hit the
Speaker 2: nail on the head there, mate.
Speaker 3: But if you give us your address, that can be arranged.
Speaker 2: Last one from Bob D. I don't know what Bob
Speaker 2: D thought the article was about, but he said, the
Speaker 2: woke ABC should have zero funding. Sell it off to
Speaker 2: Sky News and allow some proper entertainment. They'd get a 50%
Speaker 2: to 60% ratings boost, at least from real patriots. Pauline
Speaker 2: can make it happen. Thank you for your attention on
Speaker 2: this matter.
Speaker 3: Cheers, Bob. All right, well, we'll take your feedback on board, pal.
Speaker 3: We'll see if we can work some of that stuff
Speaker 3: into the program.
Speaker 2: Good on you, Bob D. Hey, Maz, in the newsroom,
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, but I'm hearing you
Speaker 2: saw something this morning coming into work.
Speaker 4: Oh, and it really shocked me. I almost, like, ran
Speaker 4: off the road. I was driving up just past Wellington Square,
Speaker 4: actually driving past your house, Liam, and.
Speaker 3: Thanks for doxing me.
Speaker 5: Sorry.
Speaker 4: On the side of the.
Speaker 5: Road there, like, what's going on out the front of
Speaker 5: your house? Have you just, like.
Speaker 4: There's, like, rubbish everywhere.
Speaker 3: Moving out.
Speaker 4: Like, it looks like you've smashed up, like, a bookcase
Speaker 4: or just dumped it on the side of the road.
Speaker 3: It's hard rubbish. Hard rubbish.
Speaker 1: I've got it booked for today.
Speaker 4: You know that it's only, like, two square metres or whatever?
Speaker 2: I was going to say, it's got to be two
Speaker 2: neat cubic metres.
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 3: Yeah, two cubic metres.
Speaker 5: It has to be neat.
Speaker 4: Ben's right. Like, you have to stack that stuff.
Speaker 11: In a square.
Speaker 3: It has to be two cubic metres.
Speaker 2: If it's not neat, they won't take it.
Speaker 1: Bro. What are you doing?
Speaker 3: I literally took that cupboard out at 3.50 this morning.
Speaker 1: No, you did not.
Speaker 3: I did. I was dragging it out. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: Are you guys doing a bit?
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: No, no, no. I thought it was just free. I
Speaker 3: haven't even used it.
Speaker 5: I just checked the Adelaide City Council.
Speaker 3: Don't you get like one a year?
Speaker 2: Did you put the sticker on it?
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: Will you get a sticker?
Speaker 5: Oh, that's going to be left there.
Speaker 1: They won't take it.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, dude? What's the sticker?
Speaker 2: I don't even know what the sticker is. They send
Speaker 2: you a sticker. It's like a big orange or red sticker,
Speaker 2: and you have to stick it on to say that
Speaker 2: this is my hard rubbish. Oh, my God, Liam.
Speaker 1: But I booked it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You're going to put the sticker on it?
Speaker 3: I didn't get the sticker.
Speaker 4: And was there another green bin with soil left out
Speaker 4: the front as well?
Speaker 8: Yes, there was a.
Speaker 5: Little bit of soil.
Speaker 3: What is that? What do you pay the council fees for?
Speaker 3: Pick up. the cupboards. Literally, what do you pay them for?
Speaker 3: Two cubic metres. I don't even know what two cubic
Speaker 3: metres is.
Speaker 9: Oh, God.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'm going to have to go sort that.
Speaker 3: Can you fill in for a bit?
Speaker 2: If you need some help, I can help you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, well, when are they going to... It's
Speaker 3: like between six and nine or something. So I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm running the gauntlet.
Speaker 5: And is it today?
Speaker 4: It's today.
Speaker 1: Today's the day.
Speaker 3: I'm moving out tomorrow and they need to pick this
Speaker 3: stuff up.
Speaker 2: Oh, what a stress.
Speaker 3: What a massive stress. I've noticed myself getting older this year.
Speaker 3: And I know, look, I'm well aware. Yeah, I do
Speaker 3: have a few grey hairs actually. But look, I have
Speaker 3: just turned 30. But I've definitely noticed some changes in myself. Maybe,
Speaker 3: if that makes sense. Yeah. One of them being I'm
Speaker 3: sort of on dad YouTube now. Like the videos I'm watching,
Speaker 3: like I watch, I like watching YouTube videos for like
Speaker 3: lots of concerts I've been to and music videos and whatever.
Speaker 3: But I've started just on this algorithm, which is mainly
Speaker 3: about city planning structures. Like I watched this one the
Speaker 3: other night.
Speaker 2: Banger.
Speaker 3: Why Adelaide is the opposite of every Australian city.
Speaker 12: Adelaide looks like every other Australian city. It has a CBD, beaches,
Speaker 12: suburbs and a sports stadium. At first glance, it seems
Speaker 12: like the quieter, smaller cousin of Sydney and Melbourne.
Speaker 3: A 40-minute video. The city people fly over on their
Speaker 3: way somewhere else. The water table and the green surroundings.
Speaker 2: What makes Adelaide unique?
Speaker 6: Well, it's very.
Speaker 3: I can break it down for you, but I actually
Speaker 3: didn't realize, you know, we're the first place in the
Speaker 3: world to, so women could vote here very early, but
Speaker 3: this was the first place in the world, the first
Speaker 3: city in the world where women could actually run as well.
Speaker 3: And I didn't know that. I actually, no one had
Speaker 3: ever told me that before. I was like, that's insane.
Speaker 3: That was in that video.
Speaker 2: Now they can fly.
Speaker 3: They can do anything, baby. But like, obviously we know,
Speaker 3: you know, there was no like convicts here. It was
Speaker 3: a different type of settlement, but like, It's more light's vision,
Speaker 3: like the city planning, how neat it is. And all
Speaker 3: these years on, you know, those streets are still the
Speaker 3: exact same they were when they were all laid out.
Speaker 2: Straight as an arrow.
Speaker 3: Bloody kept the green belt, you know, given the green
Speaker 3: belt has had a few chinks to its armour in
Speaker 3: recent months. But, you know, the green belt's still there.
Speaker 2: Did your video go into depth about the green belt
Speaker 2: and how it was designed to stop cannon fire?
Speaker 3: So I always, I've been sprouting that for years.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That wasn't in the video. I don't know if that's
Speaker 3: true or not, but I love Adelaide, but I was
Speaker 3: watching this like, yeah, yeah, by myself. And then like,
Speaker 3: so like it was, this was actually on Saturday night.
Speaker 3: This is what made me feel really old. Sarah's like,
Speaker 3: I'm going to go to bed. And I said, I'm
Speaker 3: just going to keep watching a few of these videos.
Speaker 3: The next one I watched was just about like how
Speaker 3: they built Adelaide Oval.
Speaker 2: Adelaide Oval has been hosting cricket since 1871.
Speaker 3: Great video.
Speaker 2: Making it one of the oldest continuously used cricket grounds
Speaker 2: in the world.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Because it's just like, how did they do that? They managed, they, so,
Speaker 3: you know, Adelaide managed to do that, the ultimate thing,
Speaker 3: where we kept the old and had the new, which
Speaker 3: sometimes you sacrifice the old for the new, but we
Speaker 3: managed to. keep the Morton Bay figs, the hill, the scoreboard,
Speaker 3: and build this beautiful pavilion. And I kind of forgot,
Speaker 3: but they were doing this whilst we were still playing
Speaker 3: cricket and footy at the Oval. They were building section
Speaker 3: by section. I was like, what an incredible feat. You
Speaker 3: know what I mean? And then I'm going, Jesus, I
Speaker 3: am getting old.
Speaker 2: So, Liam, are you going down a city planning wormhole? I.
Speaker 3: Well, you ready for the big, my grand finale?
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 3: This video.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I've watched it twice now. It's actually incredible. I've heard
Speaker 3: a lot of people talking about, you know, obviously the
Speaker 3: big Torrens to Darlington highway upgrade. Oh, yeah, roads, whatever.
Speaker 5: Very fascinating.
Speaker 3: I've got to say, I don't know if this is
Speaker 3: new to me, but I was watching this video and
Speaker 3: I was like, the logisticals. I've never thought more about
Speaker 3: clay and high-pressure groundwater. But this video, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 11: Adelaide is burying a massive road network beneath thousands of homes,
Speaker 11: spending $ 15. 4 billion on the River Torrens to Darlington project.
Speaker 11: This monstrous build requires three massive machines... to tunnel constantly
Speaker 11: through wet, collapsing clay. But is this massive engineering gamble
Speaker 11: going to save the city, or will it fail?
Speaker 2: As it is doomed?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: I think they've done that for people. They're like, oh,
Speaker 3: it does sound a bit like Gotham, like it's our
Speaker 3: last chance or something. I'm like, yeah, look, the traffic
Speaker 3: kind of sucks on the Southern Expressway, but it's fine.
Speaker 3: But yeah, just the idea of them bringing those parts
Speaker 3: in from all around the world for the giant boring machines,
Speaker 3: and they've had to make a new substation to power
Speaker 3: the boring machines. And there's just so many things that
Speaker 3: I just didn't think of.
Speaker 2: I think you're growing up.
Speaker 3: But I'm just like, now I'm like, how cool that
Speaker 3: we're doing this.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I used to not care about that stuff, but now
Speaker 3: I really, truly care.
Speaker 2: Welcome to adulthood.
Speaker 5: It feels good.
Speaker 3: I feel like this is the most adult I've ever felt.
Speaker 3: I'm researching boring machines. It literally says boring in the name.
Speaker 2: You've always tried. to invite me over to watch YouTube
Speaker 2: videos of, like, live performances.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's, like, my favourite thing to do, just cracking
Speaker 3: a couple of beers, just watching, you know, like.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3: You know, live at Nedworth and, like, mate, if you
Speaker 3: want to come and have a cup of tea and
Speaker 3: we can watch some stuff about high-pressure clay.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: They've got to get this expressway under 21 sets of
Speaker 3: traffic lights. Do you know how much of a logistic
Speaker 3: nightmare that is?
Speaker 2: Lock it in. Good morning Adelaide and a big good
Speaker 2: morning to Melissa in Rosewater. First time on the show,
Speaker 2: is that right?
Speaker 7: Yes, that's correct.
Speaker 2: Well, welcome.
Speaker 3: Wonderful, Melissa. Now I heard you've only just discovered the
Speaker 3: shows on Kiss, is that right?
Speaker 7: Yes, I used to listen to you on a different
Speaker 7: radio station.
Speaker 6: I've just found out you were back in Adelaide.
Speaker 8: Yep, yep.
Speaker 3: We've been here since April 1. So you've got about
Speaker 3: 100 podcasts to catch up on. But in the meantime,
Speaker 3: live 6 till 10 every morning. So you might not
Speaker 3: have heard this before. We do a thing called the
Speaker 3: Pop Quiz. So yeah, you've got a minute on the clock,
Speaker 3: 10 questions. And Mel, because we like it, because you
Speaker 3: used to listen back in the day. We're going to
Speaker 3: give you the superpower randomizer. So there's all sorts of superpowers, which,
Speaker 3: you know, there's like mega pass, phone a friend, all
Speaker 3: that sort of stuff. But you won't find out what
Speaker 3: it is until you say superpower randomizer. So you just
Speaker 3: pass any you don't know. We'll run through these questions.
Speaker 3: If you feel like you're stuck at any point, just
Speaker 3: hit us with superpower randomizer and we'll give you your options.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 10: All right.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 3: What rodent is the movie Ratatouille about?
Speaker 4: Rat.
Speaker 3: Which British TV personality is the star of Clarkson's Farm?
Speaker 8: Pass.
Speaker 3: Colonel Sanders was the founder of which fast food chain?
Speaker 6: KFC.
Speaker 3: Name one of Brad Pitt's ex-wives.
Speaker 6: Angelina Jolie.
Speaker 3: Who sang the 1997 song Torn?
Speaker 8: Pass.
Speaker 3: You're naked on the floor. How many seasons of The
Speaker 3: Simpsons have there been, 26 or 36?
Speaker 7: 36.
Speaker 3: Which American pop star recently officiated her brother's wedding?
Speaker 2: Don't forget about your power.
Speaker 7: Superpower?
Speaker 3: It's the superpower randomiser. Oh, here we go. This is interesting, Melissa.
Speaker 2: That's a fun one to get.
Speaker 3: We've never had this before. Mystery offer. So, here's how
Speaker 3: it works. At the moment, you have... Four questions left.
Speaker 3: You've also passed two.
Speaker 2: You've got 20 seconds on the clock left.
Speaker 3: I can say you've got all the others right, so
Speaker 3: you are still in it to win it for $ 1, 000.
Speaker 3: Or we can bin this quiz off right now. We
Speaker 3: forget about the rest of the questions. You don't win
Speaker 3: the $ 1, 000, but we open the briefcase and you get
Speaker 3: a mystery offer. Now, it could be some shoelaces. It
Speaker 3: could be a car. We don't know. It's a mystery offer.
Speaker 2: It could be like an old Kiss 1023 merch Frisbee.
Speaker 2: You don't know what's on offer.
Speaker 3: You don't know what's on offer. So the question is,
Speaker 3: would you like a mystery offer, or are you going
Speaker 3: to take your chances with your 20 seconds left?
Speaker 2: And six questions to go.
Speaker 7: I think I might actually take the mystery offer.
Speaker 3: Now, I'll level with you. That's a smart move, pal,
Speaker 3: because time was up against you, and I doubt you
Speaker 3: would have gotten the rest with the time you had left.
Speaker 3: So the question is, if $ 1, 000 isn't on the table,
Speaker 3: what is one getting in the mystery offer?
Speaker 2: Melissa, you've got yourself a family pass to the Royal
Speaker 2: Adelaide Show.
Speaker 3: Oh, beautiful.
Speaker 7: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Just making dreams come true. That's what we do here.
Speaker 2: I love how the bosses are going, why are they
Speaker 2: going down in the ratings? What are they doing? They
Speaker 2: give us a simple thing.
Speaker 3: Basically, it's just like pop quiz, 10 questions, and we're like,
Speaker 3: How can we make that more confusing for everyone? Is
Speaker 3: there a way we can make it really confusing every
Speaker 3: single morning?
Speaker 2: I don't think Mel understood what was going on.
Speaker 3: Mel, you're still a bit confused, I can tell, but
Speaker 3: that's all right. You're going to the show and we'll
Speaker 3: play a song.
Speaker 6: How does that sound?
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 7: The kids are going to love it.
Speaker 10: Perfect.
Speaker 2: Good on you, Mel. Thanks for playing. Kiss, one, two, three, gone, gone, gone.
Speaker 2: Good morning. You are here with Ben and Liam hanging
Speaker 2: out on your Wednesday morning.
Speaker 3: In the middle of moving homes at the moment and
Speaker 3: always fun, you know. packing everything up. And I always
Speaker 3: take the opportunity to do a bit of spring cleaning.
Speaker 3: Partly because I want to, partly because... I suppose my
Speaker 3: wife says, like, do you need this? I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're probably right, I don't. So I've been sitting out,
Speaker 3: I've taken tons of bags of clothes to Goodwill and
Speaker 3: there were some sentimental items in there as well that
Speaker 3: I was like, look, I would like to keep this,
Speaker 3: but realistically, have I used this in years? Probably not.
Speaker 3: Maybe someone else could.
Speaker 2: But that's the whole point of a sentimental item.
Speaker 3: Well, this is true. And I wish it was a
Speaker 3: two-way street because it is funny because I'm sort of
Speaker 3: like doing a lot of the moving with car loads.
Speaker 3: And there's my stuff. And then there's my wife's stuff.
Speaker 3: And there's a big old difference. So I always like,
Speaker 3: we've moved around a fair bit for work and that
Speaker 3: sort of stuff. It happens. So the best way I
Speaker 3: find with clothes, don't take them off the hanger. That's
Speaker 3: such rookie stuff. You just put your arms in like
Speaker 3: a big forklift and take all the clothes off, lay
Speaker 3: them down in the car, and then you can just
Speaker 3: put them straight back on the hanger. You know what
Speaker 3: I mean? That's the best way to go. And so
Speaker 3: I've got a normal sort of size wardrobe. My wife,
Speaker 3: I've counted them out. It's like a walk-in sort of wardrobe,
Speaker 3: eight double doors.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: That's how long the wardrobe is. It's just like a, well,
Speaker 3: I think it was like a hallway, like it's sort of,
Speaker 3: I don't know, someone renovated it at some point and
Speaker 3: turned like it wasn't a room. Like one side was
Speaker 3: wardrobes and they just made it like a little, you
Speaker 3: know the bit I'm talking about, right? The little like
Speaker 3: hallway bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I'm moving my wife's clothes. I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: think this is going to fit. And it doesn't. So
Speaker 3: not only has she got eight double door wardrobes, chock-a-block full,
Speaker 3: now the items are spilling into my wardrobe.
Speaker 2: It's such a relatable area, the wardrobe, because in our
Speaker 2: house we've got the walk-in robe and my wife's side
Speaker 2: is so overfilled.
Speaker 3: Hang on, you guys get sides? Well, I don't even
Speaker 3: get the look. I don't even get the look in the,
Speaker 3: I don't even have the, I got like the spare
Speaker 3: room cupboard to put my stuff. And then she has,
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding, the entire walk-in robe. It's kind of
Speaker 3: like when we go on a holiday somewhere, I pack
Speaker 3: my normal size bag. She packs 37 kilos. And then
Speaker 3: she goes, oh, do you have room in yours? And
Speaker 3: I'm like, Christ. And I know the weight limit. So
Speaker 3: then we have to do the dance every single time
Speaker 3: we get to an airport. We're like, okay, we're going
Speaker 3: to have to like, all right, I'll put this, I'll
Speaker 3: shelve this, I'll put this, I'll take this to my body.
Speaker 3: I'll like, you know what I mean? Like we're trying
Speaker 3: to like sneak all this extra stuff on. And it's
Speaker 3: the same thing.
Speaker 2: Did you say I'll shelve this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I did. We'll move past it.
Speaker 2: Because of course you mean put the shirt back on
Speaker 2: the shelf.
Speaker 3: That's what I mean. That's what I meant. Duh. But
Speaker 3: now the wardrobe is out of control. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: you have the gall to say I might not need
Speaker 3: to bring that. A lot of these clothes as well,
Speaker 3: do you know what kills me? They've got the tags on.
Speaker 3: It's like, have you bought that and never worn it?
Speaker 3: And I said that the other day. I was like,
Speaker 3: why is this got a tag on? She said, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's an interesting one. What's interesting about it? What changed
Speaker 3: with you buying it from the shop and getting it home?
Speaker 2: Well, so on Sam's side of the wardrobe, she has
Speaker 2: crammed so much into that space that the bar that
Speaker 2: you hang the clothes on is screaming. And it's literally bent.
Speaker 3: You're going to have a breach.
Speaker 2: It's bending under the weight of the clothes on the bar.
Speaker 2: It's buckling. It's buckling under the pressure.
Speaker 3: She was like trying, she was like honestly like trying
Speaker 3: to shut the doors. There was all these like jackets
Speaker 3: and like puffs and stuff. And she was like, because
Speaker 3: they're those doors on the magnets so that you know
Speaker 3: how at the top you like push the little thing
Speaker 3: in and it like pops.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The doors weren't even closed. So like even in, it's
Speaker 3: all overflowing and like pushing out.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Wardrobe crazy.
Speaker 3: 13-106-5, how extreme is the wardrobe situation? I don't know
Speaker 3: if anyone's gone to the sort of area where they
Speaker 3: would potentially have like off-site storage.
Speaker 2: Well, we even, to accommodate all the extra stuff, we
Speaker 2: bought two like bedside table drawers with three drawers each
Speaker 2: and we put them into the built-in robes, into the
Speaker 2: walk-in robes to add more storage. Out of the six
Speaker 2: available cupboard spaces, I got one and she had five.
Speaker 3: Insane. And I think, rule of thumb, if you've not
Speaker 3: worn something in two years, it goes. It goes to
Speaker 3: another home. You're not going to wear it.
Speaker 2: The problem is my wife, who's had two kids, she
Speaker 2: keeps telling me, she's like, no, so I've got pre-baby
Speaker 2: stuff and I've got post-baby stuff. And she's like, I'm
Speaker 2: keeping the pre-baby stuff in case I can get back
Speaker 2: to that zone. So she's got like double the.
Speaker 3: Amount of stuff. And that is terrifying because we don't
Speaker 3: have kids. This is phase one. And I can't argue.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yes, look, if your body is changing, you're
Speaker 3: growing a human, of course you need more clothes.
Speaker 2: You're going to have to have a maternity cup.
Speaker 3: What the hell is going on here? This is insane.
Speaker 3: Rose in Ferryman Park, you have a bit of a
Speaker 3: nuts wardrobe situation.
Speaker 8: Oh, my gosh. I have a wardrobe with four doors
Speaker 8: that is completely full. I have a tool boy completely full,
Speaker 8: a dressing table. I have three camping wardrobes under the carport.
Speaker 8: And I have a shed full of my shoes and handbags.
Speaker 2: Wowee.
Speaker 3: You've got a shoe shed?
Speaker 8: Yeah, shoe shed.
Speaker 3: Shoe shed.
Speaker 6: Shoe shed.
Speaker 3: Get it into your head. Shoe shed.
Speaker 2: It used to be a business.
Speaker 3: It used to be a business. You've got it over
Speaker 3: your house. Yeah, not good.
Speaker 6: My God, my God.
Speaker 8: Yeah, not good.
Speaker 3: And have you tried to thin out? Because surely, Rose,
Speaker 3: I don't know if you're a supermodel or not, but
Speaker 3: I don't know if you're– Well, definitely not. But you
Speaker 3: wouldn't be able to wear that much stuff, even if
Speaker 3: it was your job to wear that stuff. You wouldn't
Speaker 3: be rotating. You know what I mean? I think people
Speaker 3: hold on to this stuff, and then you probably have your, say,
Speaker 3: five outfits that you rotate for different situations.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I do, yeah. But when I go overseas or that,
Speaker 8: I just take clothes and I don't bring them home.
Speaker 3: So what's that? When you said that, hang on, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: So you take clothes overseas and you don't bring them back?
Speaker 3: You just leave them there?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I leave them there.
Speaker 3: What, like in the hotel room?
Speaker 8: Well, like if it's barley, they want them. So I
Speaker 8: cut them up, use them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right. You just leave it there.
Speaker 6: I'll leave.
Speaker 2: Them. Good on you, Rose.
Speaker 3: This is a crazy, crazy call. They'd be driving around.
Speaker 3: You know, sometimes you see those houses and you'd be
Speaker 3: like driving through Burnside or something and you're like, what
Speaker 3: the heck? It's like this freaking mansion. There's like hedges
Speaker 3: all around it, big lights. And you're just going like,
Speaker 3: what did that person do? And it'd be funny, I reckon,
Speaker 3: if you asked, they'd be like, oh, that guy.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: No, he was the guy who came up with the
Speaker 3: shoe shed commercial.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the shoe shed.
Speaker 3: It's the biggest earworm ever. He bought a house literally
Speaker 3: off the shoe shed, get it into your head, leave
Speaker 3: the others for dead. Ben Harvey here, he's the footy guy.
Speaker 3: He's really into Port Adelaide. He's actually an ambassador of
Speaker 3: the club, but he also is a bit of an introvert,
Speaker 3: doesn't get out that much. So when you were invited
Speaker 3: to the Port Adelaide Best in Ferris, you were a
Speaker 3: little scared. You were a little scared. That's why I arranged.
Speaker 2: Well, I said no. They said do you want to come?
Speaker 2: And I said no.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I thought, come on, mate. You'll have fun.
Speaker 3: So I arranged Ollie Wines to be your chaperone for
Speaker 3: the event. We sort of figured yesterday that Ollie may
Speaker 3: have a few duties on the night, so we brought
Speaker 3: in a shadow chaperone, which was producer Bill Jackson. So
Speaker 3: you had two safety nets there because we didn't want
Speaker 3: you to flip out and run away.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 2: So it was at the convention centre last night, the
Speaker 2: Port Adelaide Best and Fairest. I did go. I was
Speaker 2: thankful I had the shadow chaperone bell there so I
Speaker 2: didn't get stuck talking to anybody that I didn't want
Speaker 2: to talk to.
Speaker 3: Did you speak to many of the players?
Speaker 2: Well, there were some pretty big players getting around, mate.
Speaker 2: I did have a little mic on just to kind
Speaker 2: of capture the interactions that I was having. Some big stars.
Speaker 3: Hang on, did you ask anyone's permission?
Speaker 2: I thought the lapel mic was pretty obvious. This is
Speaker 2: me just walking around the Port Adelaide Best and Fairest
Speaker 2: last night. Oh my God, we just walked past Zach Butters.
Speaker 2: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
Speaker 5: We literally just walked past Charlie Dixon and you didn't
Speaker 5: say hi. I just pointed and said, but you've literally
Speaker 5: been in his car.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: Why didn't you say hi?
Speaker 2: I don't know, he wouldn't remember me.
Speaker 5: He kind of.
Speaker 4: Looked at us.
Speaker 10: It was awkward.
Speaker 5: It was more awkward that we didn't say anything. And
Speaker 5: I was pointing at him saying.
Speaker 2: I'm getting pretty nervous. Pretty cool, right?
Speaker 3: Not cool at all. That's like the opposite of cool.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, you're right. We did hitchhike with Charlie
Speaker 3: Dixon and I got a round-a-thon. That was only like
Speaker 3: four or five months ago. He definitely would have remembered you.
Speaker 2: In hindsight, he looked at me and I looked at him.
Speaker 3: That would have been the moment. I reckon if you
Speaker 3: were looking for the moment, that would have been the
Speaker 3: one right there.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 2: It made it worse. It was like... You hesitated. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I hesitated and that was insane. I walked past him.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'm sure there were some more positive interactions
Speaker 3: throughout the night. Um.
Speaker 2: No, I just kind of gawked at them from afar.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: That's kind of what I was hoping wouldn't happen. That
Speaker 3: was kind of why we had the chaperone situation.
Speaker 2: That was kind of... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ollie, very lovely.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 2: We love Ollie. He did see me. He came over
Speaker 2: to say hello.
Speaker 3: I would hope so. He's your chaperone.
Speaker 2: He came over for a bit of a chat.
Speaker 3: How are we, mate?
Speaker 2: Just got here. A lot of tall timber around. Yeah,
Speaker 2: how are you feeling? I'm a bit nervous. I thought
Speaker 2: I was all right, and then when I got in,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of staff out.
Speaker 3: I did see a Lear here.
Speaker 4: Have you seen him?
Speaker 2: I haven't seen Lear yet.
Speaker 8: Nah.
Speaker 3: He's probably moved in to get out of all the fanfare.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, mate, I mean, I'll follow your lead. You chaperone
Speaker 2: me around.
Speaker 3: Anything you need, let me know and we'll show you around.
Speaker 2: I'll get a beer, I reckon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 2: He was very accommodating, but then I just went to
Speaker 2: my table and had my entree and sat on table 13.
Speaker 3: Right, anything else to report or were you just sort of...
Speaker 3: I was hoping there would be some sort of hot exclusive.
Speaker 2: Table 13 was fun. We had the magician Matt Tarrant.
Speaker 2: He's been to 13 Best and Fairest in a row.
Speaker 3: No need to rub it in, Matt.
Speaker 2: Had Beck Morse on our table.
Speaker 3: Wonderful.
Speaker 2: We had Rosanna Mangerelli on our table.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: Saw Koshi. No cash cow or compare the market meerkat
Speaker 2: in sight. Yeah.
Speaker 3: He doesn't always travel with them. They have to travel
Speaker 3: in separate cars like the Obamas just in case there's
Speaker 3: a threat. Gosh, he can't go down with the compare
Speaker 3: the meerkat, meerkat. Otherwise, the business would be all done.
Speaker 2: But no, that's my best and fairest rap. Wow.
Speaker 3: Awesome. I think we can all agree, not a waste
Speaker 3: of anyone's time, air time or my time. I'm sure
Speaker 3: you really enjoyed that if you're a Paul Adelaide fan.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 3: Knowledge plays on at first.
Speaker 9: Yep.
Speaker 3: Cool, cool, cool, cool. If you just tuned in, you
Speaker 3: would have missed the riveting events of Ben's night at
Speaker 3: the Port Adelaide Best and Fairest. But I suppose if
Speaker 3: you've missed it now, you've missed it. So no need to-
Speaker 3: We can maybe.
Speaker 2: Put it in the podcast, I guess.
Speaker 3: No, I suppose we could.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Look, if you send the best, you're going to get
Speaker 2: the best.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to get in there. I'm going to get
Speaker 2: in there. I'm going to have a hidden mic, and
Speaker 2: we're going to get a bunch of stuff from the players.
Speaker 2: They're guards down. They're relaxed. They're celebrating the off-season.
Speaker 3: Well, that was certainly the intention. But, yeah, we just
Speaker 3: sort of had some crispy audio from a scared boy.
Speaker 2: Well, there was one update that I haven't given you yet.
Speaker 3: Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2: You know I'm not a suit guy. I don't like
Speaker 2: wearing suits. The idea of wearing a suit makes me
Speaker 2: a bit angry.
Speaker 3: The last time I saw you in a suit is
Speaker 3: when we took Karen the Ear out for dinner. We
Speaker 3: played a game on the radio. We said, hey, Karen,
Speaker 3: if you can hear and guess what's happening here with
Speaker 3: your ears, these five things, we'll take you out for
Speaker 3: a nice steak dinner with all the trimmings. We'll wear
Speaker 3: our wedding suits. And we came through with our word there.
Speaker 2: So I only own one suit, and that is my
Speaker 2: wedding suit, which that was five years ago now. I
Speaker 2: was a little more trim five years ago. And so
Speaker 2: my fitted white shirt doesn't fit like it used to.
Speaker 2: The buttons are under duress.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're clinging on for dear life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you get that stretch across the gut.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've had that before also across the breast region.
Speaker 9: Yep.
Speaker 3: Never good.
Speaker 2: Now, I knew the best and fairest was coming up
Speaker 2: last night. I knew that my suit wasn't going to
Speaker 2: fit anymore, and I kind of kept putting it off,
Speaker 2: putting it off. And then I was doing the food
Speaker 2: shopping yesterday afternoon. I was at Pasadena. And I was
Speaker 2: getting some meat from the butcher there. And across from
Speaker 2: the butcher, if you shop at Pasadena, you would know.
Speaker 3: Bruce's Meat, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Bruce's Meat, yeah. That's the butcher, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bruce's Meat.
Speaker 2: So I was getting some of Bruce's Meat. And then
Speaker 2: across the aisle, TK Maxx. Big brands, small prices. And
Speaker 2: I thought, I wonder if they'll have a cheap white
Speaker 2: shirt that I can go and get.
Speaker 3: Pretty sure they would.
Speaker 2: So I popped in there. And so I think, I
Speaker 2: don't actually know, I think TK Maxx is kind of
Speaker 2: like an outlet store where they got a bit of
Speaker 2: some clearance kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: They're in Harbour Town, I know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Pasadena. And I went in there, there's a
Speaker 2: lot of smalls, a lot of XXXLs. I did manage
Speaker 2: to find an XL white dress shirt. And so I
Speaker 2: bought that. Great decision.
Speaker 3: Great fit. And I can't wait to see the red
Speaker 3: carpet interviews later on. They're going, Aliyah, Aliyah, what are
Speaker 3: you wearing tonight? Giorgio Armani. Thank you to Joseph Azumku
Speaker 3: for dressing me. Ben Harvey, what are you wearing? This
Speaker 3: is TK Maxx Pasadena.
Speaker 2: Big brand, small prices.
Speaker 3: High thread count. Yeah, no, thank you. Thank you for noticing.
Speaker 2: But masterclass for me, right? Yeah. I just left the
Speaker 2: tag on. So now I can return it. Because I
Speaker 2: don't ever want to wear it again.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: I'm not a suit guy, so I'm like.
Speaker 3: Well, if there's a sweaty white shirt at TK Maxx Pasadena,
Speaker 3: we know who the culprit is. Okay?
Speaker 2: I am curious, though. I've never done it before. This
Speaker 2: will be the first.
Speaker 3: Are you actually planning on... You've wore it the whole
Speaker 3: night with the tag?
Speaker 2: It's 50 bucks. Well, the tag was on the... Wouldn't
Speaker 2: it be itchy? The tag was on the sleeve, so
Speaker 2: you didn't feel it.
Speaker 3: Massive scab.
Speaker 2: If it wasn't on the neck, I would have pulled
Speaker 2: it off. On the sleeve, got away with it.
Speaker 3: But I heard how nervous you were. You'd be sweating profusely.
Speaker 2: I had no pommer. I was wearing Nopong.
Speaker 3: Bit of Nopong. We'll see how strong the Nopong is,
Speaker 3: I suppose.
Speaker 2: I am curious, though. I've never done it before. What
Speaker 2: did you return after using it? Because this is a
Speaker 2: whole new world to me. I know a lot of
Speaker 2: people do it.
Speaker 3: Do people actually do that? I've never done that in
Speaker 3: my life. I think people do it. I've never done
Speaker 3: that in my life.
Speaker 2: I think people do it. They wear stuff and then
Speaker 2: they return it.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure Producer Bell does it with bikinis and stuff.
Speaker 3: You can't do that.
Speaker 5: Okay, no, not bikinis, but I may or may not
Speaker 5: have done it with a formal dress that you wear once.
Speaker 5: And to hire it's $ 100, so why wouldn't I just
Speaker 5: buy it and then return it?
Speaker 2: Well, it's the same as me, right? It's just like
Speaker 2: a formal shirt, I guess.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with you people?
Speaker 2: It's a brave new world for me. I'm wondering, has
Speaker 2: anyone got experience? 131065, what did you return after you
Speaker 2: used it? Imagine if someone bought a car and they
Speaker 2: used it for a bit and they returned it.
Speaker 3: Charlotte joins us now. Tell us, did you have a
Speaker 3: bit of a scenario where you returned something or were
Speaker 3: you on the receiving end?
Speaker 6: So I was on the receiving end. I was one
Speaker 6: of the poor people that received someone else's dirty stains.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: So I ordered a white dress for my 21st. Yeah.
Speaker 6: And it came with yellow stains under the armpit.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: See, that is the other end of the Robin Hood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that person obviously wasn't wearing no pong.
Speaker 3: I don't know how powerful no pong is.
Speaker 2: Pretty powerful.
Speaker 3: Why don't you bring the shirt in? I'll give it
Speaker 3: the sniff test.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah.
Speaker 3: We can do that tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's bunched up on the floor in
Speaker 2: my bedroom.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay. Sandra in Holden Hill, were you also on
Speaker 3: the receiving end?
Speaker 7: Yes, my husband and I were both on the receiving end.
Speaker 7: We went shopping for tracksuit pants.
Speaker 3: Together?
Speaker 2: That's a cute couple thing to do.
Speaker 3: Maybe we should buy a big pair. We could both
Speaker 3: have a leg each.
Speaker 2: One each.
Speaker 7: And he was looking for pets and he found some,
Speaker 7: went into the change rooms, went to go and put
Speaker 7: them on. There was a gift left behind.
Speaker 2: What do you mean a gift left behind?
Speaker 3: Not in the gusset. Surely not in the gusset.
Speaker 8: Yes.
Speaker 3: Come on!
Speaker 7: They were returned, or someone tried them on, we're not sure,
Speaker 7: but yeah, it was a.
Speaker 2: Yuck. Bruh.
Speaker 3: Bruh. That's... Yeah, that ain't it.
Speaker 2: That's not it at all.
Speaker 3: And honestly, I think if you intend on returning this shirt,
Speaker 3: then somewhere along the line, karma is a thing, and
Speaker 3: you will get a skidded... Whether you order it online
Speaker 3: or go into the shop, because what goes around comes around, buddy.
Speaker 2: Yep. How does a family pass to the Royal Adelaide
Speaker 2: show sound? Pretty good. Well, give us a buzz and
Speaker 2: do this next game, Liam.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think kids don't go to the shows for the
Speaker 3: rides or the show bags. They go for the wood chopping.
Speaker 3: Catherine in Burton, you're going to be one of our
Speaker 3: verbal lumberjacks this morning. So I don't know if you
Speaker 3: know how this is going to work, because we can't
Speaker 3: see you chopping wood in front of us. We're going
Speaker 3: to give you five seconds, and you've got to say
Speaker 3: chop as many times as you can. Then with our
Speaker 3: special computers here, we're going to slow down your voice.
Speaker 3: We're going to count how many times you've said chop.
Speaker 3: All make sense?
Speaker 12: Yes.
Speaker 2: Yep, perfect. All right, all right.
Speaker 3: Well, you'll be coming up against Sandra in Andrew's farm.
Speaker 3: How are you doing, Sandra?
Speaker 7: I'm trying to win show tickets.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Sandra.
Speaker 3: Sandra, you're on.
Speaker 8: Yes, hello.
Speaker 7: How are you going?
Speaker 3: Who are you telling there that you're doing show tickets?
Speaker 7: I'm actually at work.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's okay. Oh, well, tell them.
Speaker 6: I'm multitasking.
Speaker 3: You tell them there's more important stuff happening. There is.
Speaker 3: There's show tickets everywhere. on the line here. So, Catherine,
Speaker 3: you're going to go first. We're going to give you
Speaker 3: a little countdown and then you've got to say chop
Speaker 3: as many times as you possibly can in five seconds.
Speaker 3: Are you ready?
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 3: All right, this is just you, Catherine. Three, two, one, chop. <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
Speaker 6: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
Speaker 8: <HAL> <HAL>.
Speaker 7: Yes. I am ready.
Speaker 9: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
Speaker 7: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
Speaker 3: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
Speaker 2: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
Speaker 3: <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>
Speaker 3: Here are your chops slowed down.
Speaker 6: Sounds like an exotic bird or something.
Speaker 9: But the computer says 42. Oh, wow. Well done.
Speaker 3: Well done indeed, Catherine. Good verbal wood chopping this morning.
Speaker 3: 42 in five seconds. This is your wood chopping, Sandra.
Speaker 6: Even slowed down pretty fast. The computer has analysed.
Speaker 7: 45.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Sandra, you are the winner. Congratulations.
Speaker 8: Good job, Catherine.
Speaker 2: Well done, ladies. Well done. Thank you.
Speaker 3: That's nice of you, Catherine.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. I enjoyed that. And you're going
Speaker 2: to enjoy the Royal Adelaide Show, I'm sure, presented by Drake's.
Speaker 2: Don't get show-mo. Go to the Royal Adelaide Show. Get
Speaker 2: your tickets now. Also, don't forget about Ben Liam's Haunted House,
Speaker 2: presented by Hollywood Horrors. And we are back.
Speaker 3: Wonderful to see the good people of the People's Republic
Speaker 3: of Ben and Liam being vocal. Of course, some dictatorships,
Speaker 3: you know, famously don't like people speaking out against them.
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 3: But what I would say is from what I've seen.
Speaker 3: People are just giving their views. They're not necessarily saying,
Speaker 3: I want to overthrow the Supreme Leaders. That's when there's problems.
Speaker 3: That's when the dogs get wrong.
Speaker 2: Ash Robertson posted, feeling confused. Why ask for feedback if
Speaker 2: you aren't going to listen to it?
Speaker 3: Now, I will let this freaking thing off its chain
Speaker 3: if I hear anything more from you, Ash. What I
Speaker 3: will say is, no, no, no, no, no. There's no
Speaker 3: angry dogs here. Imran House. A valued listener.
Speaker 5: Real name.
Speaker 3: Many years ago, paid out saying no one would actually
Speaker 3: have that name.
Speaker 2: I laughed and said Imran isn't a real name. It
Speaker 2: definitely is.
Speaker 5: You said your full name, Imran House.
Speaker 3: You thought it was a username, not a person's name.
Speaker 3: Imran House sent us a video of him listening to
Speaker 3: the podcast being like, yeah, F me. Imagine if that
Speaker 3: was your name, right?
Speaker 2: Imran House did one of the all-time videos. It was
Speaker 2: like early days of the Nova podcast and he filmed
Speaker 2: himself listening to us have that conversation and he was like,
Speaker 2: that's me. He was all excited and then The penny
Speaker 2: drop moment where I was like, that's not a real name.
Speaker 5: No one's called Imran House.
Speaker 3: And just from that video alone, I trust this guy.
Speaker 3: He's a funny guy. He's a funny guy. Thank you, Imran.
Speaker 3: He said, re-podcast change up. I feel as a listener,
Speaker 3: the impact of the removal of music is overstated. It
Speaker 3: might feel different from the production end, but as a listener,
Speaker 3: it's not that different in my opinion. And I feel
Speaker 3: like a podcast without the radio bits doesn't work. This
Speaker 3: is my experience as a listener. My three dumb friends
Speaker 3: make a radio show every day. I hear whatever stuff
Speaker 3: they pull together for a commercial radio show and see
Speaker 3: how much they can get away with. And then at
Speaker 3: the end, you hear how they put it together, their
Speaker 3: life story, Schlopp and Bell having a sick day. My
Speaker 3: vote is leave as is. Much love, Imran. Imran, you
Speaker 3: now have a job within the propaganda department. We're willing
Speaker 3: to give you one star on your jacket.
Speaker 5: No, hang on, hang on.
Speaker 3: Yes, and I know it's confusing, but there will now
Speaker 3: be military grade systems as well as a loyalty program.
Speaker 2: Is he a lieutenant?
Speaker 3: Yep, lieutenant in Rand.
Speaker 2: And if you get three stars, you're a general?
Speaker 1: Nope.
Speaker 3: No, we're not. It's very simple, we just get some
Speaker 3: hats made. It's not hard.
Speaker 2: We're actually getting rid of the tier system.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: And we're doing military rankings. You need to stop being.
Speaker 5: So freaking ADHD with your.
Speaker 3: Content, okay?
Speaker 5: We have loyalty program.
Speaker 3: My dogs are getting hungry.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: Know your place.
Speaker 5: We are not having loyalty and then a freaking ranking
Speaker 5: star system.
Speaker 2: Well, I can't wait to see Liam let this thing off.
Speaker 1: The turn.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: But what I will say. I'm excited for that.
Speaker 5: I don't think Imran has been inducted in the loyalty program.
Speaker 2: Well, he doesn't need to be because we've blown that up.
Speaker 5: No, yeah.
Speaker 2: That's done. We've done that.
Speaker 5: Shut up. We are literally working on the freaking God
Speaker 5: tier right now.
Speaker 3: It's still a thing. It's still a thing. But thank you.
Speaker 3: There are many systems.
Speaker 2: Supreme Leader blows it up. No, no. So now it's
Speaker 2: a star system. One star lieutenant. Three stars general. Don't
Speaker 2: know what two stars is.
Speaker 5: Do you remember the ratings yesterday?
Speaker 2: Corporal?
Speaker 3: You remember the ratings?
Speaker 5: Do you remember the chat with our boss about the
Speaker 5: ratings and the feedback we got about what we need
Speaker 5: to do on the show?
Speaker 2: What was it? Remind me.
Speaker 3: When you do.
Speaker 5: Something, stick with it. And don't keep changing ideas.
Speaker 3: Literally.
Speaker 2: I think these new ideas are way better. New ideas sticks.
Speaker 5: The quote was, when you do something, just stay with
Speaker 5: it and make it just that that you focus on
Speaker 5: for a few weeks. Then you can change. What do
Speaker 5: you do the next day? Blow up loyalty.
Speaker 3: There was a lot of that. I mean, some of
Speaker 3: the people being real dicks in the articles yesterday. I mean, literally,
Speaker 3: it's like, grow up. We've gone down one book. Someone said,
Speaker 3: egg on their face. Beginner's luck cooked for Kiss Duo.
Speaker 2: I thought that was pretty funny. Egg on their face
Speaker 2: with the egg.
Speaker 3: It is brutal when your face and eggs is your
Speaker 3: promo shot. You're just sitting duck for that one. And
Speaker 3: then there was Adelaide's most hyped breaking radio show in
Speaker 3: ratings disaster. I'll give you the hot tip. We were
Speaker 3: number one nine books in a row. Still got fired,
Speaker 3: so it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 2: Liam, did you see the Star Wars meme from Liam
Speaker 2: Brown recently?
Speaker 3: I did see that, yes. Very funny. That was funny.
Speaker 3: Are you familiar with the scene, Belle?
Speaker 5: Liam, you know I'm not. I haven't seen any Star Wars.
Speaker 3: Well, I actually think you would like that scene because
Speaker 3: it's actually Sarah's favourite scene. It's Padme and Anakin, they're
Speaker 3: rolling in the fields.
Speaker 1: In the grass.
Speaker 5: Oh, is that what that meme's from?
Speaker 2: Attack of the Clones, I believe.
Speaker 3: Attack of the Clones, yeah. Because he's pretending to fall
Speaker 3: off the big moose thing.
Speaker 5: Oh, is that what that's from?
Speaker 3: I've never known what that meme's from. Well, that's literally a.
Speaker 3: What that meme is from there is he's talking about,
Speaker 3: he's like, one person should make a decision. She's like, Anakin,
Speaker 3: you're talking about a dictatorship. He's like, well, if it's
Speaker 3: the best for the galaxy, I can't remember the exact line,
Speaker 3: but he's basically a bit of foreshadowing there because he's
Speaker 3: obviously going to become Darth Vader much like we are,
Speaker 3: supreme leaders of the podcast.
Speaker 2: Wait, hang on.
Speaker 5: Darth Vader was a man first.
Speaker 3: Anakin Skywalker, yeah.
Speaker 5: Can I see? What does he look like?
Speaker 3: Oh, he's good looking.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's very good looking. Well, they're both good looking.
Speaker 3: That's like a full power couple right there.
Speaker 5: What happened to her?
Speaker 3: She dies. Childbirth. Luke and Leia are her kids.
Speaker 6: Oh, there you go.
Speaker 2: By his hand.
Speaker 5: So he's Luke's father.
Speaker 1: Luke, I am your father. There it is.
Speaker 3: It's all coming together.
Speaker 5: I get it.
Speaker 3: Star Wars. There it is.
Speaker 12: Wow.
Speaker 5: How about that?
Speaker 2: So for those that can't see it, it's the classic meme,
Speaker 2: Four Squares, where Anakin says, we will give you the
Speaker 2: podcast you want. And then Padme says, like with a
Speaker 2: big smiley face, that means we can pick the segments
Speaker 2: we want, right? And it's him just kind of giving
Speaker 2: her that look. And then she says, like, you know,
Speaker 2: she's got a bit more of a straight face. She says,
Speaker 2: you listen to us, right?
Speaker 3: Thank you to Trev Budd for making the nice dictator
Speaker 3: photos of us with nice bushy beards.
Speaker 2: Around the wall.
Speaker 3: There was another really good one. Can we make this one?
Speaker 3: One of them needs to be the pod tile today,
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 6: Wilhelm.
Speaker 3: You've got to choose one for the other one. I
Speaker 3: love Wilhelm's one, the Russian looking one.
Speaker 5: Oh, yes.
Speaker 2: Can we make that the cover photo?
Speaker 5: You want that one?
Speaker 2: I also like Matt Kars is probably a little bit
Speaker 2: too AI, but he went for more of the, like,
Speaker 2: he branded it up with the Kiss branding.
Speaker 3: I like Arvin did one as well. Thank you, Arvin.
Speaker 3: All getting roles, by the way, in the propaganda.
Speaker 5: I'm just going to, I.
Speaker 2: Thought the podcast. They've all got, anyone who made a
Speaker 2: dictatorship green screen edit gets one star.
Speaker 3: Another way, another quick way to get a star is, um,
Speaker 3: if one of your neighbors are speaking ill of the
Speaker 3: podcast and if you, if you call them out for
Speaker 3: dog attack, um, if you say, traitor, traitor, traitor, if
Speaker 3: you like turn on your family or whatever.
Speaker 2: And then what, you DM us and say, yeah.
Speaker 3: I've heard, I've heard like my, um, the sisters saying
Speaker 3: she doesn't like the podcast as much.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Um, If you offer up someone who's not into the
Speaker 3: new regime, you'll probably get a stripe.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, the stars don't exist, right?
Speaker 3: Stars and stripes.
Speaker 5: You can go for it all you want.
Speaker 2: So if you get three stars, do you get a stripe?
Speaker 5: I'm not honouring this. I'm not honouring this. Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: I think if you get three stars, you get a stripe.
Speaker 2: If you get three stripes, you can be on the show.
Speaker 5: What the hell?
Speaker 3: There's also like a special, if you see us in public,
Speaker 3: you have to salute now. It's a new thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't say anything. Just salute.
Speaker 5: Look, okay, so no, and also you guys can just
Speaker 5: deal with that then. I'm not.
Speaker 2: If you like your hut inside the walls.
Speaker 3: Because who will put you outside?
Speaker 2: You can go outside the walls real quick. Not a
Speaker 2: pretty place.
Speaker 3: That's the thing about dictatorships. Pretty dang nice inside. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Not as nice as other times when everyone's sharing outside.
Speaker 2: And right now you're probably patting the dog and feeding
Speaker 2: the dog, but you don't want to be on the
Speaker 2: other side of the chain link fence. Chain link fence.
Speaker 5: Mm-hmm. I thought today's pod tile was going to be
Speaker 5: you with Ollie Wines from last night, but did you
Speaker 5: not want that?
Speaker 2: Oh, it could be, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's good.
Speaker 5: Are we putting that in the story?
Speaker 2: I don't think so, no.
Speaker 5: Just pod tile?
Speaker 2: Just pod tile.
Speaker 5: Pod tile. Okay, cool. Well, the graphics then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just pick one of them and make it
Speaker 2: the cover photo.
Speaker 5: Is there a cover photo? No, for a group, there's
Speaker 5: no profile picture. It's just the cover photo. Okay, so
Speaker 5: which one do you want then?
Speaker 2: I like Trev's if he could get my hand in it.
Speaker 2: My hand's not in it.
Speaker 5: Which one was Trev's?
Speaker 2: Oh, the Ronald Moore one. Trev's had the Adelaide North
Speaker 2: Bulls in it. But I don't know if it's formatted
Speaker 2: right for the cover photo.
Speaker 3: I think the one... I could be wrong, but I
Speaker 3: think the... Yeah, I mean, they're all really good. I
Speaker 3: like the... Wilhelms one. It is a little bit AI,
Speaker 3: but I do like it.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 3: It looks very clean.
Speaker 2: I've lost.
Speaker 3: This one, Bill. I'll just screenshot it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's that one. There was also one... Sorry, I'm
Speaker 5: just trying to look for.
Speaker 2: I think he did a few. I think Wilhelm did
Speaker 2: a few.
Speaker 5: Recent. Here we go.
Speaker 3: Have you noticed that on people's passports, not a hard
Speaker 3: and fast rule, but.
Speaker 3: A lot of like nations like Australia and the UK
Speaker 3: and America, we have deep blue sort of Navy passports.
Speaker 3: New Zealand has like black, but there's other countries like
Speaker 3: China and Russia, they have like the red, they run
Speaker 3: a red passport.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like burgundy and stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah. We would run a red.
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 2: I also just saw Nathan Novak did one. His is
Speaker 2: quite good because his isn't AI.
Speaker 5: So Wilhelm and then, yeah, Novak's is really funny. He's
Speaker 5: also got Kumon in it.
Speaker 2: He's got Kumon. He's got dicking around. He's got a
Speaker 2: line through Spotify.
Speaker 3: Kumon.
Speaker 2: Double dog.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's clever. I didn't see that one. What I
Speaker 3: would say is Kumon will be scrubbed from the public library.
Speaker 3: No one shall know that Supreme Leader went to Kumon.
Speaker 3: And if they will speak of it, I think you
Speaker 3: can put two and two together. and guess what will
Speaker 3: happen next.
Speaker 2: Unless the other Supreme Leader does deem it okay to
Speaker 2: talk about Kumon, because he finds it very funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so there was Arvind, Wilhelm.
Speaker 3: As we said, it's a soft dictatorship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3: It's a dictatorship in the sense that we need strong
Speaker 3: mass reform. But if you look at the podcast today,
Speaker 3: this is the first day I've enforced the reform. There
Speaker 3: is 10 pieces in the podcast today. Yesterday, there was
Speaker 3: 10 pieces, and the.
Speaker 2: Day before, there was 10. And sometimes, you know, in
Speaker 2: turbulent times, I think you need strong leaders. And I
Speaker 2: think that's what's happening here. Liam and I are standing
Speaker 2: up as strong leaders.
Speaker 5: Absolutely not.
Speaker 3: But the only reason we have become these leaders is
Speaker 3: because the emergency powers were invoked. And a lot of
Speaker 3: the time, you know, in Star Wars, World War II...
Speaker 3: That stuff happens. But we won't abuse the power. Sometimes
Speaker 3: that happens. They go, look.
Speaker 2: We'll give it back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll give it back. When wartime is over, we'll
Speaker 3: give it back.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 3: We're not going to abuse it.
Speaker 5: So do you want Novaks as the cover photo?
Speaker 3: And we shall have peace.
Speaker 5: Don't look at me when you do that.
Speaker 2: He's doing Emperor Palpatine.
Speaker 3: Okay. I think I've... Oh, my God.
Speaker 5: Can you answer the question?
Speaker 3: Sorry, but I was telling a personal story.
Speaker 5: Can one of you answer the.
Speaker 2: Easy boy, easy boy. She's one of us.
Speaker 3: She's one of us. She's had a propaganda.
Speaker 5: Which cover photo do you want?
Speaker 3: I've said about 19 times the Wilhelm one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but then you said, ooh, to the Novak one.
Speaker 3: They're both good, but just... Can you do two? No.
Speaker 3: Just do Wilhelm.
Speaker 2: Whatever one fits in the cover photo the best.
Speaker 6: Do Wilhelm.
Speaker 2: Wilhelm did two.
Speaker 3: Oh, God.
Speaker 5: So, you're giving me three.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever... Now I've become Supreme Leader,
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever been questioned more.
Speaker 5: There's this one.
Speaker 3: This one.
Speaker 5: Yes, but there's also this one he did.
Speaker 3: Well, this one is the one I want.
Speaker 5: You want that one.
Speaker 2: I don't think that'll fit in the cover vote.
Speaker 5: Absolutely not. It'll just be your, like, faces, but then.
Speaker 2: Freaking Cropit.
Speaker 5: Freaking, freaking, freaking... I just feel like it's actually a
Speaker 5: bit too close to home. Like, that one's actually semi-problematic.
Speaker 3: This is a real thing, though.
Speaker 5: At least Novak's is like funny. Like this one's like actually.
Speaker 3: A bit real.
Speaker 2: What was Belle? She was the head of propaganda. You're
Speaker 2: about to be the head of dicking around in a minute.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: Just crop it in.
Speaker 3: Just crop it around. Just muck around with it in
Speaker 3: the back end. You're working out.
Speaker 2: Just muck around in the back end. Crop it in.
Speaker 3: Oh, they said.
Speaker 2: Stop digging us around.
Speaker 5: Who said back end yesterday?
Speaker 3: One of our bosses in the meeting said, oh, that
Speaker 3: all comes out in the wash in the back end.
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: We were looking at each other.
Speaker 8: We did.
Speaker 3: They're like, what are you guys laughing about? You're second
Speaker 3: to last in the ratings.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they'd say they'd been like, oh, this show, you know,
Speaker 5: they'll get there one day. And then they'd back in
Speaker 5: and we all went.
Speaker 2: Ben Williams makes a very good point. He said, seeing
Speaker 2: as though we are a republic now, we need a
Speaker 2: flag for this new era.
Speaker 5: Oh!
Speaker 3: What should our flag be? Honestly, best flag might even
Speaker 3: get head of propaganda.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that was a role at risk for sure.
Speaker 2: Two stars. I want people.
Speaker 3: Can we.
Speaker 3: By Friday, we're going to pick a new show flag.
Speaker 3: And it can be rough drawing with pencil. Oh, that
Speaker 3: looks great, Bill.
Speaker 2: See?
Speaker 5: Change the cover photo.
Speaker 3: That looks awesome.
Speaker 2: You've got the sickle and hammer and sickle.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Hammer and sickle, yeah. See, I like the idea. See
Speaker 3: how it's the hammer and sickle, which is kind of
Speaker 3: like Russia, right? Like, it would be good to have...
Speaker 3: That's a very communist image, but potentially there's, like, The
Speaker 3: double dog and the.
Speaker 2: Well, no, yeah.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: This is why I said it's too real.
Speaker 3: The sickle, we could change that image. We could update
Speaker 3: the profile picture once we've got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think the double dog with something else. We've
Speaker 2: obviously changed the cover photo. Can we make whatever the
Speaker 2: flag is on Friday, we'll lock that in. Can we
Speaker 2: make that the profile picture?
Speaker 5: There is no profile picture for a group. I just
Speaker 5: told you this, like, literally three minutes ago.
Speaker 8: Damn.
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 5: I said for a group, there's only the cover photo.
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay. I see.
Speaker 2: Now you've updated it and it's updated.
Speaker 3: See, there's some pretty... When you look at dictatorships, Nazi Germany, obviously,
Speaker 3: Fascist Italy, Soviet Union, Iraq. I would like to be
Speaker 3: a nice one. We're going to do things a little
Speaker 3: differently around here. It's going to be a nice dictatorship.
Speaker 5: And how's that been going so far? Because so far,
Speaker 5: you said you're going to kill people with dogs. You're
Speaker 5: going to put me in a hospital. You've said you
Speaker 5: don't care about what people think.
Speaker 3: No, I never said that.
Speaker 5: And you've said for people to turn on their neighbours.
Speaker 3: So far, I think we've been taking everything on board.
Speaker 3: Has anyone spoke against the regime?
Speaker 5: Yes, Ash said, I'm really confused. And then you unleashed
Speaker 5: dogs on them.
Speaker 2: No, we didn't unleash the dogs.
Speaker 3: No, no, no. The dogs were barking, but they weren't released, Belle.
Speaker 5: You are.
Speaker 3: Let's look. Newest post. I just want to just... Always
Speaker 3: good to scan the regime.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 5: You know what's funny is that Liam never went in
Speaker 5: the pod squad and then he became a dictator and
Speaker 5: he's never... He's using it so much.
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 5: Like, you never went in the pod squad and now
Speaker 5: you're a dictator and you've, like, got the pod squad
Speaker 5: up and you're going through it all. You really are
Speaker 5: taking it seriously.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I don't normally... Normally I stay away, but
Speaker 3: that's the thing. As I'm taking this role seriously, I've
Speaker 3: never spoken... Never heard from the people more. I normally
Speaker 3: just get it from you guys.
Speaker 5: Well, I wanted to talk about last night in the
Speaker 5: Best and Fairest, but... I feel like we can't even
Speaker 5: talk about stuff anymore because you've just got to talk
Speaker 5: about yourselves and your dictatorship.
Speaker 8: So.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: I would like to say... Yeah, I'm literally just reading
Speaker 3: everyone's things at the minute.
Speaker 2: Okay. I usually do that in the private time.
Speaker 5: Like, what is this? And the podcast is on. It's
Speaker 5: just silence of Liam reading. What do you do while
Speaker 5: Ben's doing everything and reading the Pod Squad post during
Speaker 5: the show?
Speaker 3: I have a side hustle. Don't you know?
Speaker 5: Do you do side hustle stuff during the show?
Speaker 3: How would I do that?
Speaker 5: No, you just said you have a side hustle. Are
Speaker 5: you doing it during the show?
Speaker 3: Constantly brewing. Constantly brewing. I haven't actually had... This is
Speaker 3: my first week without a post in a long time
Speaker 3: because I've had so much extra stuff moving house. Do
Speaker 3: you have a backlog?
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 5: Rookie mistake.
Speaker 3: Well, to be fair, my makeup guy moved on me.
Speaker 2: Oh, really? Where did he move to?
Speaker 3: Oh, he didn't move. He just moved the date. We
Speaker 3: had a date.
Speaker 12: Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh, I think he moved to Sydney or something.
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: I was about to release Gunther.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you have to growl back at them to show
Speaker 3: who's dominant.
Speaker 8: Down, Gunther.
Speaker 3: I learnt that from Cesar Millan. See, what's this?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 5: From the other week.
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 5: When we went to pick up a certain vehicle.
Speaker 6: Oh, yes.
Speaker 3: There was a few angry dogs there. There was a
Speaker 3: few angry dogs, for sure. For sure. Head of Propaganda,
Speaker 3: have you prepared the Supreme Leader's hovercraft?
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Do you want the update here or do you want
Speaker 5: the update off air?
Speaker 3: I swear to... Because we were very much promised this
Speaker 3: is a sure thing.
Speaker 11: Yes.
Speaker 1: Genuinely?
Speaker 3: May as well tell us now. But the dogs probably
Speaker 3: won't be happy about it.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, it's fine.
Speaker 3: We're still getting it. Hit us, hit us.
Speaker 5: It's just not going to be this week. It's going
Speaker 5: to be next week.
Speaker 3: It was always going to be next week, though.
Speaker 5: No, it was going to be late this week.
Speaker 2: No, this week we couldn't fit it in.
Speaker 3: No, we couldn't fit it in this week.
Speaker 2: It was too busy. We've got to do the show stuff.
Speaker 3: Raw show, I'm moving house. We're never going to do
Speaker 3: it this week.
Speaker 5: That's what I said.
Speaker 6: Cool.
Speaker 2: All right, next week. Next week we hover.
Speaker 5: End of next week.
Speaker 2: End of next week we hop.
Speaker 5: End of next week.
Speaker 8: Great. Yes.
Speaker 2: Also, I call the dog Gunther. Can we change the
Speaker 2: dog's name to Grunthal?
Speaker 3: Up, Grunthal.
Speaker 2: Up, up. Second, Grunthal.
Speaker 3: Down, down, Grunthal.
Speaker 6: See, I like it.
Speaker 3: See, Belle? All I do is I hold my hand
Speaker 3: like this.
Speaker 2: I hold my hand with my palm like this.
Speaker 3: And then when I put my palm down and sort
Speaker 3: of clench my fist, Grunthal attacks.
Speaker 5: I thought we had multiple dogs.
Speaker 3: Do we only have one? Oh, we do, but Grunthal
Speaker 3: is the head of the pack.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 2: And we've yet to see the damage Grunthal can do.
Speaker 3: But let me just say, it's not going to be pretty.
Speaker 5: Right. Okay. Well, so.
Speaker 3: Grunthal will kill.
Speaker 2: Who is he killing? Can we just.
Speaker 5: Not kill anyone?
Speaker 3: Well, I'll only give the kill order when.
Speaker 5: Quote, we're going to be a nice dictatorship.
Speaker 3: Bring up the journalists who wrote those articles yesterday.
Speaker 2: Bring them in.
Speaker 6: Bring them in.
Speaker 2: Go on, Thor. So Friday, Team Member of the Week,
Speaker 2: it's going to be back.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 5: Everyone's very excited.
Speaker 2: Is it going to be revealing the new show flag?
Speaker 5: Tomorrow or Friday?
Speaker 2: Friday, I think.
Speaker 5: And where's the flag going?
Speaker 3: We'll get one made up. Okay.
Speaker 2: We'll figure that out after.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: In the back end.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Okay, cool.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 5: Well, no, I just wanted to see if there was
Speaker 5: anything else.
Speaker 3: There could be. And the dictatorship may be toppled at
Speaker 3: some point.
Speaker 5: It absolutely has to be.
Speaker 3: History often tells us that they last for a short time.
Speaker 3: And then we might have a dynasty. It might be
Speaker 3: more of a Japanese flavor to the podcast. Do you
Speaker 3: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Dynasty was more China, right?
Speaker 3: No, they always had dynasties in Japan.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't know about this. Don't look at me. This
Speaker 5: is a blind spot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I think you're right.
Speaker 3: No, but yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: When I think dynasty, though, I think China, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess there was.
Speaker 3: Dynasty. Yeah, I was thinking of the emperors and stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Was there a dynasty in Japan?
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I wanted to, if there was anything else
Speaker 5: you wanted to chat about last night that we didn't
Speaker 5: cover on the show.
Speaker 3: Oh, shit, they've got a, sorry, Japan has a single
Speaker 3: unbroken imperial dynasty.
Speaker 2: They've got a freaking single imperial.
Speaker 3: 1,500 years. Freaking heck.
Speaker 2: Freak me.
Speaker 3: Because it would be nice taking off the stiff cap
Speaker 3: of the Supreme Leader and putting on a soft fabric
Speaker 3: of the emperor.
Speaker 2: It's been one day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that. I was just saying at one point.
Speaker 5: Again, if you have an idea, stay with it for
Speaker 5: a bit.
Speaker 2: This show does have a history of katanas.
Speaker 3: It would be nice to unsheathe a katana is what
Speaker 3: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yes, I know.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: There might be, yeah, there'll be lots of different things.
Speaker 3: Maybe at some point we'll just have like a democratic
Speaker 3: sort of system where people vote each week on who
Speaker 3: should be the prime minister of the pod.
Speaker 5: So the team member of the week.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 5: What is what you've done here?
Speaker 3: All I hear, all I'm saying, out of my mouth, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
Speaker 3: Out of Belle's mouth, problem, problem, problem, problem.
Speaker 2: Ha, ha, ha, ha. Grunthal's getting a little slobbery.
Speaker 3: Grunthal's getting real hungry.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 2: Just give us a reason to take Grunthal off his chain, Belle.
Speaker 3: Give us a darn reason.
Speaker 5: Are you saying you want me to sacrifice myself?
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: You want me to say it's been.
Speaker 5: An honour and then step in front of Grunthal?
Speaker 2: See what Grunthal can do.
Speaker 3: What that thing do.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 3: Well, right. So China has had many dynasties.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 3: The Shang Dynasty.
Speaker 8: The Yin.
Speaker 3: The Zhao. The Qin. The Han. The Tang. The Song.
Speaker 2: The Ming.
Speaker 3: The Qing.
Speaker 2: Bill, don't you do it.
Speaker 3: Don't you say it sounds like the Wu-Tang Clan. Rappers
Speaker 3: from the Wu-Tang Clan. Don't say that.
Speaker 2: And do not do any of your impressions.
Speaker 8: Jesus.
Speaker 3: I swear to God, the dog has never been hungrier.
Speaker 2: In fact... That could be a dang good reason to
Speaker 2: let Grundle off his chain if you're going to do it.
Speaker 3: What was your favourite dynasty?
Speaker 2: Ying.
Speaker 3: Let me look up what was the most popular Chinese.
Speaker 3: What was the.
Speaker 2: If you do it, I'm going to let him.
Speaker 3: Off his chain.
Speaker 2: You've been fair warned.
Speaker 3: So Tang dynasty... would be the historian's top choice. It's
Speaker 3: widely considered the most famous and golden age of Chinese civilization. Down, Grunthal, down!
Speaker 8: Did we let him off?
Speaker 2: Did we let him off? Did we let him off?
Speaker 1: Enough! Enough!
Speaker 3: Boy, heal, heal, heal!
Speaker 2: He's not listening to you, Supreme Leader. Oh, God!
Speaker 3: Oh, Granthal. Granthal has done more damage than we intended
Speaker 3: to do.
Speaker 2: Oh, no.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I think we can all agree, though,
Speaker 3: the funnest podcast we've had in a long time. So
Speaker 3: it's good. It's a good sign. That the dictatorship is working, guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, if everyone just falls in the line. Bring
Speaker 2: the fun back.
Speaker 3: If everyone falls in the line.
Speaker 2: The whole point of this is to bring the fun back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that was fun. That was fun for us.
Speaker 2: Are you okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm fine. We need to get an ambulance in here.
Speaker 2: We'll get an ambulance in here. All right, see ya.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Supreme Leader's out.
Speaker 6: Bye-bye. You good, Bill?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 2: And that's it.