WEBVTT - Ep 98: Reading hate comments 0:00:00.689 --> 0:00:04.890 Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two 0:00:04.950 --> 0:00:10.219 young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast. 0:00:10.380 --> 0:00:15.540 Its purpose, to attract mates. And by mates, we mean listeners. 0:00:15.700 --> 0:00:18.560 They're both married, so please don't slide into their DMs. 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:21.340 Their names are Ben and Liam. 0:00:21.620 --> 0:00:23.080 G'day there, podcaster. 0:00:23.460 --> 0:00:29.650 Hello and welcome to our podcast. It is Supreme Leader's 0:00:30.090 --> 0:00:34.610 Ben and Liam here, beaming out a message to the 0:00:34.729 --> 0:00:37.909 good people of the People's Republic. 0:00:39.090 --> 0:00:41.500 Are we locking you in, People's Republic? 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:44.220 Well, I thought we said yesterday it wasn't a republic 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:47.100 because we're saying it's not really a republic. But then, 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:49.820 did you make a republic? I've just seen it. It 0:00:49.860 --> 0:00:51.620 says the People's Republic of Ben and Liam is the 0:00:51.659 --> 0:00:52.099 name of the. 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:53.920 If you bring in Belle, we can bring her in. 0:00:56.150 --> 0:00:56.670 Come in, Belle. 0:00:56.690 --> 0:00:56.850 Gong in. 0:00:56.850 --> 0:00:57.180 Gong in. 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:03.660 Because I think yesterday we were saying, because, yeah, a 0:01:03.700 --> 0:01:07.060 lot of context in yesterday's podcast episode. We were saying 0:01:07.140 --> 0:01:09.480 mass reform. Yep. We're saying it's going to be run 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:12.650 as a dictatorship. And I thought we agreed that it 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:13.970 wouldn't be a republic. 0:01:14.940 --> 0:01:16.000 Are you effing serious? 0:01:16.030 --> 0:01:17.069 Did we? Am I crazy? 0:01:17.410 --> 0:01:18.270 I don't remember that at all. 0:01:18.610 --> 0:01:21.190 You literally went on for about 20 minutes about how 0:01:21.230 --> 0:01:22.950 it's a republic and you wanted it to be named. 0:01:22.970 --> 0:01:24.619 But it's not a republic because a dictator is not. 0:01:24.630 --> 0:01:26.190 No, but you said, you said. 0:01:26.230 --> 0:01:26.709 Is that what I said? 0:01:26.810 --> 0:01:28.730 Oh, well, we're calling it a republic, but it's like 0:01:28.750 --> 0:01:30.350 those countries that say they're a republic, but. 0:01:30.290 --> 0:01:31.390 They're not really. 0:01:31.490 --> 0:01:32.330 That's what we said. 0:01:32.390 --> 0:01:34.690 So we want people to think we're a republic. 0:01:34.850 --> 0:01:36.920 And then we went through for about 10 minutes about 0:01:36.970 --> 0:01:39.300 renaming the pod squad to the People's Republic of Ben 0:01:39.340 --> 0:01:39.740 and Liam's. 0:01:39.880 --> 0:01:40.420 Yeah. 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:42.000 To which I showed you that I'd done it, and 0:01:42.020 --> 0:01:42.680 you said yes. 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:44.740 No, no, cool. I just forgot what we named the nation. 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:46.200 I forgot what we named the nation. No, we give 0:01:46.240 --> 0:01:50.800 the illusion and the outward image that we are a republic, 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:53.260 but in reality, when you come inside the borders, it's 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:54.140 a dictatorship. 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:56.840 Yes, very strict. Yeah, okay, now I get you, because 0:01:56.860 --> 0:01:59.360 that's the thing. The Republic of Ireland is a republic. 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:04.470 The Democratic Republic of Congo, I'm pretty sure, is. I'm 0:02:04.510 --> 0:02:06.780 not really... I'm not really. 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:07.640 I don't know. 0:02:07.660 --> 0:02:08.460 Don't ask me about that. 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:12.419 I'm not around the ins and outs of how Congo runs. 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:14.579 Basically, just to get you up to speed, if you've 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:16.240 just listened from this episode... Wait, is. 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:17.220 This the front end or back end? 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:17.519 This is the. 0:02:18.460 --> 0:02:18.660 Back? 0:02:18.700 --> 0:02:20.720 I forget. This is the front. 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:21.480 This is the front. 0:02:21.500 --> 0:02:22.100 This is the front. 0:02:22.220 --> 0:02:22.700 Can we. 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:24.100 Well, we jump into the podcast. 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:24.240 No, no. 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:25.639 I just think there's a couple of little things I 0:02:25.639 --> 0:02:27.859 need to mention before we go in. Just a little context. 0:02:27.900 --> 0:02:30.530 Oh, okay. So do you want me to pause. 0:02:30.090 --> 0:02:30.600 What I'm saying? 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:31.190 Uh. 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:34.920 Maybe. As long as I get to say something before 0:02:34.940 --> 0:02:35.360 we jump. 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:36.799 Into the podcast. Okay, so all I was trying to 0:02:36.820 --> 0:02:40.700 do was context that we were saying mass podcast reform. 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:43.080 We wanted your opinions because we do this for you. 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:46.320 We said then jump on to the People's Republic of Benelam, 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:49.980 formerly the PodSquad, and we had a robust discussion there. 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:55.480 We then essentially ignored what everyone said, and we just 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:57.040 decided we were going to do it how we wanted 0:02:57.060 --> 0:02:59.980 to do it. which has brought on some pretty funny 0:03:00.020 --> 0:03:01.580 memes that I wouldn't mind reading out. 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:02.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:04.040 But we can do that on the back end. 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:06.320 What I was just going to say is, you know 0:03:06.340 --> 0:03:08.100 how I said, no more 16 quiz, no more this, 0:03:08.150 --> 0:03:11.390 no more that. 16 quiz will be in today, but 0:03:11.430 --> 0:03:15.089 producer Belle will be singing a cappella instead of the 0:03:15.190 --> 0:03:16.550 Jaquan song being played. 0:03:16.610 --> 0:03:17.750 Which I haven't voiced yet. 0:03:17.790 --> 0:03:20.269 Did you want me to do that here? No, just 0:03:20.290 --> 0:03:22.370 do that in the booth after, I think. What I 0:03:22.410 --> 0:03:26.060 will say is, pop quiz normally won't be in. Today's 0:03:26.100 --> 0:03:28.210 was kind of funny. So we've put that in. 0:03:28.950 --> 0:03:31.280 Supreme leader knows what's best. 0:03:31.500 --> 0:03:33.859 Supreme leader knows what's best. Royal show tickets, normally wouldn't 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:35.860 put that in. Today was kind of funny, so I 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:38.080 put that in. And I don't want to hear anyone saying, 0:03:38.140 --> 0:03:39.960 you're saying mass reform is just the same thing as usual. 0:03:40.140 --> 0:03:40.800 That's not what's happening. 0:03:40.820 --> 0:03:42.300 What did we cut out? There was some stuff we 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:42.640 cut out. 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:45.150 We got rid of dodgy side hustles. We got rid 0:03:45.170 --> 0:03:50.070 of secret stain. We tightened up the wardrobe thing, so 0:03:50.130 --> 0:03:51.730 it's sort of like the setup. And then the last 0:03:51.790 --> 0:03:54.490 caller instead of the callers before. Just to tighten things 0:03:54.550 --> 0:03:55.210 up a little bit. 0:03:55.290 --> 0:03:58.080 Yeah, the dictator made those people vanish. 0:03:58.400 --> 0:03:58.760 Yep, yep. 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:03.380 Yep, by dog. Via dog. Yeah, if you call up. 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:04.540 The show and then you go, I want to listen 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:05.780 to my call, I will listen. 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:07.100 To the podcast and you're not in it. You won't 0:04:07.140 --> 0:04:07.560 always make it. 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:08.390 Yeah, the dictator has taken you out. 0:04:08.410 --> 0:04:09.610 There was lots of stuff as well. We were talking 0:04:09.630 --> 0:04:11.230 about Ben Stokes and stuff for a little bit and 0:04:11.270 --> 0:04:13.790 just a few of the local bits and bobs, which 0:04:13.830 --> 0:04:15.490 I just sort of nuked because I was like, whatever, 0:04:15.510 --> 0:04:21.000 that's just radio show stuff. Anyway, enjoy. Hopefully it's an 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:24.780 enjoyable podcast. On the back end of this, there will 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:27.279 be a lot of schlop, much to discuss, of course. 0:04:27.560 --> 0:04:29.440 So just, again, with a 610 quiz, you will hear 0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:30.779 my voice come. 0:04:30.540 --> 0:04:33.420 In instead of the music. Normally, for on-air, it was music. 0:04:33.500 --> 0:04:36.800 Yeah. On the show, on-air, it was the Tipsy song. 0:04:37.180 --> 0:04:39.760 But for this, without music, it will be me. 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:42.160 And from now on, if we deem it worthy to 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:43.320 go in, it will just be that. 0:04:43.380 --> 0:04:45.520 The only bit of music that is still in this 0:04:45.580 --> 0:04:46.690 is the Shoeshed commercial. 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:49.560 But that's not music, right? That's fine. 0:04:49.610 --> 0:04:51.969 Hang on, there's ads in the freaking podcast. So how about. 0:04:52.170 --> 0:04:52.810 I think it's fine. 0:04:52.890 --> 0:04:53.350 I think it's fine. 0:04:53.410 --> 0:04:54.130 I think it's fine. 0:04:54.150 --> 0:04:55.070 This is where it gets. 0:04:55.250 --> 0:04:55.760 I don't know, man. 0:04:55.790 --> 0:04:57.950 It's like saying the Mario music. Is that in it? 0:04:58.010 --> 0:04:58.849 Enjoy. I don't know. 0:04:58.870 --> 0:04:59.230 It's not. 0:04:59.490 --> 0:04:59.909 I'm new to that. 0:05:00.270 --> 0:05:02.100 Oh, no, it actually is in it. 0:05:02.740 --> 0:05:04.420 Yeah, so this is a whole thing. 0:05:04.760 --> 0:05:05.120 Anyway. 0:05:05.220 --> 0:05:10.780 You'll be fed to the dogs if you question again. Down, boy, down, down, down. 0:05:11.700 --> 0:05:13.930 I'll call them off for you. Anyway, enjoy the podcast. 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:17.880 Good morning Adelaide! Uh oh! 0:05:18.180 --> 0:05:21.520 Dad's big night out! Ben Harvey, are you a little 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:25.370 bit worse for wear this morning after the Port Adelaide 0:05:25.450 --> 0:05:28.530 Best and Fairest which Jason Horne-Francis took out last night? 0:05:28.570 --> 0:05:33.110 Well look, when I had left, Zach Butters was well 0:05:33.150 --> 0:05:34.960 in the lead of the Best and Fairest. 0:05:35.180 --> 0:05:36.540 Were you left before it finished? 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:37.780 Yeah, it finished at 11.30pm. 0:05:39.380 --> 0:05:40.800 Oh, I thought you'd stay till the end. 0:05:40.940 --> 0:05:43.159 You know me. I was out of there after dessert 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:43.780 was served. 0:05:44.300 --> 0:05:45.240 Yep, very. 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:47.859 Which was a tight 9.30. 0:05:47.860 --> 0:05:48.460 Oh, okay. 0:05:48.500 --> 0:05:48.720 Yep. 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:51.560 So, Ollie Wines was your chaperone. 0:05:51.610 --> 0:05:51.690 Yep. 0:05:51.690 --> 0:05:53.310 He was looking after you. I arranged that because you 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:56.150 were initially too scared to go to the BNF because 0:05:56.170 --> 0:05:57.650 you are a port ambassador. 0:05:58.290 --> 0:06:00.589 Well, Liam, also, of course, Ollie Wines, you know, he 0:06:00.610 --> 0:06:03.169 had a few duties on the night. Also, it's kind 0:06:03.190 --> 0:06:04.630 of a night for him to celebrate. She's got a 0:06:04.650 --> 0:06:05.229 new contract. 0:06:05.310 --> 0:06:06.150 Of course, yeah. 0:06:06.210 --> 0:06:09.070 We also brought along Producer Belle, kind of like a 0:06:09.130 --> 0:06:09.990 shadow chaperone. 0:06:10.010 --> 0:06:12.470 She was the second chaperone, yeah. I wanted two safety 0:06:12.510 --> 0:06:13.790 nets there for Ben at all times. 0:06:13.970 --> 0:06:17.980 She had a good night, though. So she had double entree. 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:20.679 Producer Belle, is that right? Did you have double entree? 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:24.160 Well, mine was taking a while to come out, and 0:06:24.220 --> 0:06:26.500 Ben didn't want the rest of his, so I said, 0:06:26.540 --> 0:06:27.280 can I have yours? 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:29.200 Greedy, greedy, greedy. 0:06:30.210 --> 0:06:31.969 Sitting next to greedy guts over here. 0:06:31.990 --> 0:06:32.930 Sitting next to greedy. 0:06:32.950 --> 0:06:34.030 Double entree. 0:06:34.350 --> 0:06:35.350 Double entree. 0:06:35.390 --> 0:06:35.650 Yeah. 0:06:36.010 --> 0:06:37.910 But then it was really embarrassing because I was eating 0:06:37.990 --> 0:06:40.210 Ben's and as I was eating his, mine came out. 0:06:40.250 --> 0:06:42.909 So then the lady was like, uh, and here's yours. 0:06:42.930 --> 0:06:44.310 And I was like, oh, sorry. And then I had 0:06:44.330 --> 0:06:45.170 to juggle the plates. 0:06:45.589 --> 0:06:47.950 Connor Rosey goes up for a speech. You're just eating 0:06:47.990 --> 0:06:50.530 little bits of pastry off his plate. 0:06:50.610 --> 0:06:52.510 You should have seen her, Liam. You would have been 0:06:52.550 --> 0:06:54.190 disgusted if you were there last night. 0:06:54.210 --> 0:06:54.440 Yeah. 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.400 On our table, table 13, we were sitting next to 0:06:57.440 --> 0:07:00.860 the lovely Rosanna Mangerelli. Oh, yes, table 7. And she 0:07:00.900 --> 0:07:04.330 brought her young son, and they were off mingling when 0:07:04.350 --> 0:07:05.390 the mains came out. 0:07:05.850 --> 0:07:08.029 Don't tell me she swapped with Rosanna. 0:07:08.210 --> 0:07:08.650 She told me. 0:07:08.670 --> 0:07:13.290 Are you cheating me? Because I got the chicken, and 0:07:13.950 --> 0:07:17.320 Rosanna's son got the steak, which I wanted the steak. 0:07:17.420 --> 0:07:19.560 And Belle said, just swap it. He'll never know. 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:22.240 You swapped Rosanna Mangerelli's. 0:07:23.890 --> 0:07:26.330 I said to Ben, look, the kid's not here. If 0:07:26.370 --> 0:07:28.450 you want to swap, take the steak. 0:07:28.530 --> 0:07:30.690 And then I said, I would not be caught dead 0:07:30.750 --> 0:07:32.510 doing that. I would never do that. And she said, 0:07:32.570 --> 0:07:33.510 just take a potato. 0:07:34.810 --> 0:07:40.860 Wow. Well, lots to unpack throughout this evening from Port 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:42.000 Adelaide's Night of Nights. 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:44.920 Hey, if you win the 610 quiz this morning, walking 0:07:44.940 --> 0:07:47.020 away with a couple of tickets to go see Brian 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:50.420 Adams coming to Australia with tour dates across February and 0:07:50.480 --> 0:07:52.750 March with his Roll With The Punches tour. All tickets 0:07:52.890 --> 0:07:56.850 are on sale now. Head up frontiertouring.com.au or just. com 0:07:57.070 --> 0:07:58.690 for details. Let's play. 0:07:59.180 --> 0:08:03.280 Justine in Brooklyn Park, good morning. You've never played and 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:05.060 you've never heard this before. Is that right? 0:08:05.160 --> 0:08:08.640 That's correct. I'm usually up a bit later than this time. 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:10.120 We're on a road trip to Melbourne. 0:08:10.140 --> 0:08:11.380 Oh, what are you off to Melbourne for? 0:08:12.220 --> 0:08:15.020 To pick up my daughter's dog who's gone overseas and 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:16.960 to bring him back and look after it for two weeks. 0:08:17.290 --> 0:08:18.190 Oh, man. 0:08:18.210 --> 0:08:20.270 So whereabouts are you in the journey? Are you just 0:08:20.310 --> 0:08:20.930 like leaving? 0:08:21.030 --> 0:08:24.440 We're literally about half an hour from Keats. 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:26.060 Oh, I love Keith. 0:08:26.300 --> 0:08:26.840 Yeah. 0:08:26.940 --> 0:08:27.480 Yeah. 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:29.700 Maybe we'll stop at Henry and Rose. There's a little 0:08:29.740 --> 0:08:30.300 cafe there. 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:33.040 Oh, I'd swerve that. Go to the servo and get 0:08:33.059 --> 0:08:34.720 some Kentucky Fried Keith. 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:37.699 Oh, yeah. I'm always down for that. 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:39.260 You've never had KFK? I'm always down for that. 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:39.969 Oh, it's good stuff. 0:08:39.990 --> 0:08:42.090 You do run the gauntlet if it's been in the 0:08:42.110 --> 0:08:44.150 Baymarie a little too long. It's a long drive. Not 0:08:44.170 --> 0:08:47.310 many toilets along the way, but good luck. I always 0:08:47.370 --> 0:08:50.810 enjoy it. Jason Horn Francis won Port Adelaide's Best and 0:08:50.850 --> 0:08:54.800 Fairest Award last night. Can you please name another famous Jason? 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:57.260 Jason Bateman? 0:08:57.540 --> 0:08:58.240 Jason Bateman? 0:08:58.260 --> 0:08:58.920 Good one. 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:00.300 I would have said Statham. 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:01.380 I would have said Momoa. 0:09:01.940 --> 0:09:04.780 All good, Jason. It's actually a very strong name, isn't it? 0:09:05.000 --> 0:09:05.220 Yeah. 0:09:05.960 --> 0:09:08.490 Hey, a Henley Beach couple have vowed to pay off 0:09:08.500 --> 0:09:12.610 their children's mortgages after they won $ 1 million in the lottery. 0:09:12.790 --> 0:09:13.130 Legends. 0:09:13.870 --> 0:09:18.400 If they have five kids... How much would each kid 0:09:18.500 --> 0:09:20.400 get if they split the one mil? 0:09:20.660 --> 0:09:23.060 So one mil divided by five. 0:09:23.100 --> 0:09:24.340 Yeah, $ 200, 000. 0:09:24.020 --> 0:09:28.070 Yep. Happy 30th birthday to Zendaya. Who is she married to? 0:09:28.090 --> 0:09:32.429 It's the Spider-Man guy. 0:09:32.490 --> 0:09:33.550 What's his name? 0:09:34.290 --> 0:09:38.570 I'm tempted to accept Spider-Man guy. 0:09:38.610 --> 0:09:39.850 Yeah, you know who he is. 0:09:39.929 --> 0:09:42.990 It's the Spider-Man man. I just can't think of his name. 0:09:43.150 --> 0:09:43.590 Tom. 0:09:43.710 --> 0:09:44.330 Tom. 0:09:44.530 --> 0:09:45.110 It's a country. 0:09:45.670 --> 0:09:48.390 Starts with an H. 0:09:49.020 --> 0:09:49.859 It's not Honduras. 0:09:49.880 --> 0:09:50.660 It's not Honduras. 0:09:50.800 --> 0:09:51.400 Ends in land. 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:53.980 I was only talking about him the other week. 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:56.650 Yeah, Tom. 0:09:56.690 --> 0:09:57.569 Dutch people are from? 0:09:57.590 --> 0:09:58.730 Holland. 0:09:58.850 --> 0:09:59.290 Tom Holland. 0:10:00.550 --> 0:10:03.990 Bloody right off your dome. No help at all. Nailed it, Justine. 0:10:04.010 --> 0:10:05.630 Well done. 0:10:05.850 --> 0:10:09.960 A Channel 7 AFL journo, Mitch Cleary, who's been reporting 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:13.620 on this Swan scandal and the Lockie Neal stuff, has 0:10:13.660 --> 0:10:17.600 been caught out cheating himself on his pregnant fiancée. Can 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:19.260 you please spell irony? 0:10:19.980 --> 0:10:23.300 I-R-O-N-Y. Yeah, girl. 0:10:24.850 --> 0:10:30.110 Millennials have officially been named the drunkest generation because of 0:10:30.150 --> 0:10:32.910 their drinking habits. I suppose we're millennials, right? 0:10:32.929 --> 0:10:33.219 Are we? 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:35.780 I think we're... 93? I don't know, I'm so drunk 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:39.959 I can't remember. Can you finish these lyrics? 0:10:40.500 --> 0:10:42.780 Now everybody in the club getting tipsy. 0:10:43.750 --> 0:10:45.349 We're at the club getting drunk. 0:10:45.610 --> 0:10:46.410 No! 0:10:46.610 --> 0:10:50.320 You can tell I've got a millennial. 0:10:50.530 --> 0:10:52.020 That's all right, Justine. 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:53.600 We're at the club getting drunk. 0:10:54.059 --> 0:10:56.280 We're at the club having drinks, responsibly. 0:10:56.300 --> 0:10:58.940 Oh, Justine. 0:10:58.980 --> 0:11:03.040 Sorry, Justine. Really enjoyed your call. Hopefully, maybe on your 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:05.500 drive back tomorrow, you can call through again. 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:05.880 Carmen. 0:11:07.370 --> 0:11:10.150 Look, the answer is right there. You just almost need 0:11:10.170 --> 0:11:12.270 to quieten things down. So let's see if you can 0:11:12.309 --> 0:11:12.770 finish the lyrics. 0:11:13.010 --> 0:11:14.840 Now everybody in the club getting tipsy. 0:11:14.860 --> 0:11:15.380 Tipsy? 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:18.500 No. 0:11:18.700 --> 0:11:19.599 No, that's not right. 0:11:19.660 --> 0:11:20.000 No. 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:21.579 We need this one to be right. 0:11:21.780 --> 0:11:22.640 It has to be right. 0:11:22.660 --> 0:11:24.579 It's got to hit in just the right way. 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:27.830 It simply has to be right. Simon. 0:11:28.870 --> 0:11:29.870 Finish these lyrics, mate. 0:11:30.270 --> 0:11:32.190 Now everybody in the club getting tipsy. 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:35.560 Everybody in the club getting tipsy. 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:39.740 Well done, Simon. You're heading along to go see Brian Adams. 0:11:40.100 --> 0:11:41.260 Brilliant. Thank you. 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:43.270 Oh, you sound ecstatic about it. 0:11:43.260 --> 0:11:46.040 You sound more like a Jaquan fan, but he's not coming. 0:11:46.070 --> 0:11:48.670 He's not coming. I know it is a great, great song, 0:11:48.730 --> 0:11:49.850 but I don't think he's performing. 0:11:49.870 --> 0:11:51.750 Let's get up Jaquan's tour dates. 0:11:52.090 --> 0:11:56.830 Yeah, let's have a look. Jaquan tour. Jaquan. 0:11:56.890 --> 0:11:58.950 And I simply won't play the traffic until I know. 0:11:59.030 --> 0:12:05.589 Well, don't. Yeah, Jaquan, he's doing a show at a 0:12:05.630 --> 0:12:12.980 casino with Chingy and Young Jock in August. So there 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:15.880 you go. And also playing the Milwaukee Taco and Tequila 0:12:15.900 --> 0:12:18.640 Festival in May next year. 0:12:18.660 --> 0:12:20.220 But no Australian dates. 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:22.040 No Australian dates. But if you can get yourself over 0:12:22.059 --> 0:12:25.640 to Milwaukee for the Taco Festival, you can see Jaquan. 0:12:25.900 --> 0:12:29.959 Actually, the most recent time Jaquan was in Australia- was 0:12:30.100 --> 0:12:33.700 March last year. He came on the Nelly Tour. 0:12:34.580 --> 0:12:35.320 Bloody hell. 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:35.980 Bloody hell. 0:12:36.300 --> 0:12:37.500 What were we doing, hey? 0:12:40.300 --> 0:12:43.890 Remember the name, Kiss1023. You are here with Ben and Liam. 0:12:43.910 --> 0:12:46.750 Remember the name the next time the ratings come out. 0:12:46.870 --> 0:12:47.690 Yeah, that would be good. 0:12:47.870 --> 0:12:50.730 Yeah, because, look, we don't talk about ratings on this 0:12:50.770 --> 0:12:53.920 show ever, really. But that's the way radio works. As 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:57.059 a show, you get ratings. Now, I won't bore you 0:12:57.100 --> 0:13:00.970 with all the details, but basically... There's kind of, there's 0:13:01.090 --> 0:13:05.760 six main players in the Adelaide radio landscape. And now 0:13:05.780 --> 0:13:08.079 this is obviously a new show this year and a 0:13:08.100 --> 0:13:12.640 whole new station brand. Now, Liam, the ratings came out yesterday. 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:13.559 We were fourth. 0:13:13.940 --> 0:13:14.180 Yep. 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:17.790 And we've dropped to fifth. So we're not bottom. We're 0:13:17.809 --> 0:13:18.450 certainly not top. 0:13:18.850 --> 0:13:19.250 Yeah. 0:13:19.450 --> 0:13:22.089 A bit of work to do. And our first one 0:13:22.490 --> 0:13:25.709 went up. Second one was flat. The one yesterday went 0:13:25.830 --> 0:13:30.030 down and there was about eight articles saying that we've 0:13:31.100 --> 0:13:34.480 basically ruined radio and there's egg on our face and 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:39.160 how embarrassing. And as we've learnt this week, when I 0:13:39.179 --> 0:13:43.100 did a nice interview with the paper and they span 0:13:43.140 --> 0:13:46.329 it like I was having an affair, essentially, they will 0:13:46.380 --> 0:13:47.750 find a story in anything. 0:13:47.950 --> 0:13:51.470 So the advertiser has gone for star recruits, Ben and Liam, 0:13:51.510 --> 0:13:55.740 that's us, Fail to fire as Kiss ratings plunge continues. 0:13:56.660 --> 0:13:57.400 Plunge. 0:13:57.780 --> 0:13:58.000 Now. 0:13:58.450 --> 0:13:59.770 Plunge is a big word. 0:13:59.790 --> 0:14:02.890 Now, I can handle the headlines. That's fine. 0:14:02.929 --> 0:14:04.490 You know, you get it. 0:14:04.510 --> 0:14:05.890 We got a job, mate. We get on with it. 0:14:06.230 --> 0:14:06.650 Whatever. 0:14:06.730 --> 0:14:09.790 But one thing I do enjoy, I can't help myself, 0:14:09.950 --> 0:14:14.720 but I love to go on to the advertiser Facebook comments. 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:19.050 Mm-hmm. You get a good cross-section there. You certainly do. 0:14:19.070 --> 0:14:20.110 You get a good idea. 0:14:20.130 --> 0:14:20.840 It's quite a place. 0:14:20.910 --> 0:14:22.000 What are the people saying? 0:14:22.220 --> 0:14:24.240 What are the people really saying? 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:26.820 I tend to keep away from that sort of stuff, 0:14:27.180 --> 0:14:29.180 but I know you're into it, so I feel like 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:30.380 you'll give me top line. 0:14:30.500 --> 0:14:32.570 Just a little bit of history for you. Liam and 0:14:32.690 --> 0:14:35.670 I used to be on Triple J, the national broadcaster 0:14:35.710 --> 0:14:39.790 for the youth of Australia, and I think... I honed 0:14:39.870 --> 0:14:41.850 my thickened skin over those three years. 0:14:41.870 --> 0:14:45.590 We were abused so hard for nine months that I 0:14:45.650 --> 0:14:49.190 had a mental breakdown on national radio. You can look 0:14:49.230 --> 0:14:50.580 it up. I poured my heart out. I ended up 0:14:50.620 --> 0:14:53.780 on the project because I was devastated. I was depressed 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:57.660 for months on end. And since then, we do have 0:14:57.680 --> 0:14:58.180 thick connections. 0:14:59.360 --> 0:14:59.740 Skin. 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:00.780 Very thick. 0:15:00.900 --> 0:15:03.020 You could shoot a bullet into me and it would 0:15:03.060 --> 0:15:03.540 bounce off. 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:06.740 So these are some very real comments on the advertiser 0:15:06.820 --> 0:15:07.280 Facebook post. 0:15:07.300 --> 0:15:08.880 This will be worn off a duck's back. 0:15:09.660 --> 0:15:13.570 Graham said, oh, breakfast radio sucks anyway. I don't care 0:15:13.610 --> 0:15:17.550 about your lives or what you do. Just play music. Okay, well. 0:15:17.670 --> 0:15:18.510 Get Spotify, Graham. 0:15:18.630 --> 0:15:23.470 Yeah, you can subscribe, mate. $ 12. 99. 0:15:21.150 --> 0:15:23.610 Norton did a classic, people still listen to rodeo. 0:15:23.630 --> 0:15:24.850 That's good, Norton. 0:15:26.550 --> 0:15:29.870 David said, no surprises here. That's why I listen to 0:15:29.950 --> 0:15:31.290 Jodie and Soda on Nova. 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:38.120 Okay, well, Jodie and Soda aren't on Nova. Soda's not 0:15:38.200 --> 0:15:41.260 on the radio anymore. But look, it's good that he's 0:15:41.370 --> 0:15:44.110 got his finger on the pulse. So we'll trust that, guys. 0:15:44.130 --> 0:15:47.230 This was a nice one, I thought. Pam said, I 0:15:47.270 --> 0:15:49.890 listen to their show, but only for the news. 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:54.430 That's good, Maz. That's good. You're doing something right. Thanks, Pam. 0:15:54.530 --> 0:15:57.750 Classic one from Michael White said, Timu Hamish and Andy 0:15:57.910 --> 0:15:58.950 with an eye roll emerging. 0:15:59.370 --> 0:15:59.630 Okay. 0:16:00.610 --> 0:16:04.550 I enjoyed this one from Franz Chong said, thank God 0:16:04.590 --> 0:16:08.010 I recently got a car with a CD player installed. 0:16:08.630 --> 0:16:11.420 Franz Chong, you can put your so fresh hits on. 0:16:11.450 --> 0:16:13.350 You don't have to bloody listen to Ben and Liam 0:16:13.430 --> 0:16:15.920 on Kiss in the morning. I love how we're full 0:16:15.960 --> 0:16:17.760 naming these people as well. Like, someone might be going 0:16:17.780 --> 0:16:19.220 to work like, I work for France, John. 0:16:20.140 --> 0:16:23.300 And then there's another... I didn't realize when you... So, obviously, Facebook, 0:16:23.330 --> 0:16:25.570 they post the article and people comment on that. But 0:16:25.610 --> 0:16:27.130 if you click on the article and you go to 0:16:27.170 --> 0:16:29.410 the advertiser's actual website... That's a. 0:16:29.430 --> 0:16:30.650 Special kind of person. 0:16:30.670 --> 0:16:34.250 People leave comments on the actual website. So, that's what 0:16:34.290 --> 0:16:36.900 these ones are. So, this person called themselves Blue Dog. 0:16:37.580 --> 0:16:40.260 And Blue Dog said... I said this would happen right 0:16:40.280 --> 0:16:44.280 from the start. And yet the radio bosses continue to 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:47.580 bring stuff from the eastern states and have no resemblance 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:51.660 or reason to SA's culture. Comedians from overseas? 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:52.720 No thanks. 0:16:53.540 --> 0:16:54.060 So, yes. 0:16:54.620 --> 0:16:56.700 Ben and I actually pretend to be from Gawler and 0:16:56.720 --> 0:17:01.240 Golden Grove. We're actually German. So a lot of people 0:17:01.280 --> 0:17:03.120 don't know that. We're actually German comedians. We are German. 0:17:04.290 --> 0:17:07.600 And we have had many vocal lessons, but we've taken 0:17:07.630 --> 0:17:12.160 ones that actors take to try and nail down the dialect. Yep. 0:17:12.220 --> 0:17:15.020 But obviously people are seeing through the charade. 0:17:15.060 --> 0:17:16.540 I think they're starting to see through it. 0:17:16.540 --> 0:17:19.160 They're starting to realise that we're not actually from Adelaide 0:17:19.180 --> 0:17:20.960 and broadcasting from Tin Street right now. 0:17:21.000 --> 0:17:23.699 Last couple from me. Craig, I thought, summed it up 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:26.790 pretty good. Would rather stick knitting needles in my ears 0:17:26.869 --> 0:17:30.510 than listen to any commercial radio. Two minutes of inane, 0:17:30.690 --> 0:17:34.090 unfunny and loud chatter. followed by a three-minute song and 0:17:34.109 --> 0:17:36.600 then six minutes of ads. You kind of hit the 0:17:36.630 --> 0:17:37.430 nail on the head there, mate. 0:17:38.380 --> 0:17:41.160 But if you give us your address, that can be arranged. 0:17:43.280 --> 0:17:48.520 Last one from Bob D. I don't know what Bob 0:17:48.540 --> 0:17:50.980 D thought the article was about, but he said, the 0:17:51.020 --> 0:17:54.899 woke ABC should have zero funding. Sell it off to 0:17:54.940 --> 0:17:58.550 Sky News and allow some proper entertainment. They'd get a 50% 0:17:58.550 --> 0:18:02.389 to 60% ratings boost, at least from real patriots. Pauline 0:18:02.410 --> 0:18:04.270 can make it happen. Thank you for your attention on 0:18:04.290 --> 0:18:04.670 this matter. 0:18:05.050 --> 0:18:07.530 Cheers, Bob. All right, well, we'll take your feedback on board, pal. 0:18:08.030 --> 0:18:09.430 We'll see if we can work some of that stuff 0:18:09.790 --> 0:18:10.590 into the program. 0:18:10.910 --> 0:18:14.510 Good on you, Bob D. Hey, Maz, in the newsroom, 0:18:14.990 --> 0:18:16.270 I don't know what it is, but I'm hearing you 0:18:16.570 --> 0:18:18.230 saw something this morning coming into work. 0:18:18.470 --> 0:18:20.709 Oh, and it really shocked me. I almost, like, ran 0:18:20.730 --> 0:18:25.260 off the road. I was driving up just past Wellington Square, 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:28.660 actually driving past your house, Liam, and. 0:18:28.680 --> 0:18:30.080 Thanks for doxing me. 0:18:30.100 --> 0:18:30.439 Sorry. 0:18:30.580 --> 0:18:31.600 On the side of the. 0:18:31.500 --> 0:18:33.899 Road there, like, what's going on out the front of 0:18:33.940 --> 0:18:35.200 your house? Have you just, like. 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:39.490 There's, like, rubbish everywhere. 0:18:39.730 --> 0:18:40.210 Moving out. 0:18:40.290 --> 0:18:44.230 Like, it looks like you've smashed up, like, a bookcase 0:18:44.310 --> 0:18:46.270 or just dumped it on the side of the road. 0:18:46.290 --> 0:18:47.550 It's hard rubbish. Hard rubbish. 0:18:47.869 --> 0:18:48.709 I've got it booked for today. 0:18:48.869 --> 0:18:51.990 You know that it's only, like, two square metres or whatever? 0:18:52.030 --> 0:18:53.730 I was going to say, it's got to be two 0:18:53.869 --> 0:18:54.570 neat cubic metres. 0:18:54.609 --> 0:18:54.810 What? 0:18:54.850 --> 0:18:55.629 Yeah, two cubic metres. 0:18:55.790 --> 0:18:56.670 It has to be neat. 0:18:56.750 --> 0:18:59.010 Ben's right. Like, you have to stack that stuff. 0:18:58.790 --> 0:18:59.270 In a square. 0:18:59.410 --> 0:19:00.670 It has to be two cubic metres. 0:19:00.690 --> 0:19:02.010 If it's not neat, they won't take it. 0:19:02.410 --> 0:19:04.770 Bro. What are you doing? 0:19:04.830 --> 0:19:07.530 I literally took that cupboard out at 3.50 this morning. 0:19:07.890 --> 0:19:08.550 No, you did not. 0:19:08.670 --> 0:19:12.859 I did. I was dragging it out. Are you kidding me? 0:19:12.920 --> 0:19:13.960 Are you guys doing a bit? 0:19:14.280 --> 0:19:14.500 No. 0:19:14.619 --> 0:19:15.780 No, no, no. I thought it was just free. I 0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:16.440 haven't even used it. 0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:17.800 I just checked the Adelaide City Council. 0:19:17.820 --> 0:19:18.970 Don't you get like one a year? 0:19:19.130 --> 0:19:19.899 Did you put the sticker on it? 0:19:20.680 --> 0:19:20.880 No. 0:19:20.900 --> 0:19:21.680 Will you get a sticker? 0:19:22.040 --> 0:19:23.240 Oh, that's going to be left there. 0:19:23.520 --> 0:19:24.139 They won't take it. 0:19:24.380 --> 0:19:26.460 What do you mean, dude? What's the sticker? 0:19:26.480 --> 0:19:28.070 I don't even know what the sticker is. They send 0:19:28.109 --> 0:19:30.929 you a sticker. It's like a big orange or red sticker, 0:19:31.010 --> 0:19:32.629 and you have to stick it on to say that 0:19:32.690 --> 0:19:35.590 this is my hard rubbish. Oh, my God, Liam. 0:19:35.609 --> 0:19:36.409 But I booked it. 0:19:36.410 --> 0:19:36.490 Yeah. 0:19:37.090 --> 0:19:39.030 You're going to put the sticker on it? 0:19:39.030 --> 0:19:39.950 I didn't get the sticker. 0:19:40.810 --> 0:19:43.030 And was there another green bin with soil left out 0:19:43.050 --> 0:19:43.670 the front as well? 0:19:43.690 --> 0:19:44.970 Yes, there was a. 0:19:45.030 --> 0:19:45.970 Little bit of soil. 0:19:46.030 --> 0:19:49.590 What is that? What do you pay the council fees for? 0:19:49.690 --> 0:19:53.620 Pick up. the cupboards. Literally, what do you pay them for? 0:19:53.650 --> 0:19:55.729 Two cubic metres. I don't even know what two cubic 0:19:55.750 --> 0:19:56.270 metres is. 0:19:56.290 --> 0:19:56.650 Oh, God. 0:19:56.710 --> 0:19:59.010 Okay, well, I'm going to have to go sort that. 0:19:59.230 --> 0:20:00.150 Can you fill in for a bit? 0:20:00.170 --> 0:20:01.540 If you need some help, I can help you. 0:20:02.320 --> 0:20:03.920 Yeah, I mean, well, when are they going to... It's 0:20:03.940 --> 0:20:05.680 like between six and nine or something. So I'm like, 0:20:05.760 --> 0:20:06.840 I'm running the gauntlet. 0:20:06.940 --> 0:20:07.600 And is it today? 0:20:07.619 --> 0:20:07.900 It's today. 0:20:07.920 --> 0:20:08.300 Today's the day. 0:20:08.359 --> 0:20:09.760 I'm moving out tomorrow and they need to pick this 0:20:09.780 --> 0:20:10.220 stuff up. 0:20:11.540 --> 0:20:12.300 Oh, what a stress. 0:20:13.020 --> 0:20:20.010 What a massive stress. I've noticed myself getting older this year. 0:20:20.210 --> 0:20:23.090 And I know, look, I'm well aware. Yeah, I do 0:20:23.130 --> 0:20:24.869 have a few grey hairs actually. But look, I have 0:20:24.930 --> 0:20:29.310 just turned 30. But I've definitely noticed some changes in myself. Maybe, 0:20:29.410 --> 0:20:33.820 if that makes sense. Yeah. One of them being I'm 0:20:33.980 --> 0:20:39.020 sort of on dad YouTube now. Like the videos I'm watching, 0:20:39.040 --> 0:20:41.920 like I watch, I like watching YouTube videos for like 0:20:41.980 --> 0:20:44.419 lots of concerts I've been to and music videos and whatever. 0:20:45.020 --> 0:20:49.720 But I've started just on this algorithm, which is mainly 0:20:49.780 --> 0:20:56.330 about city planning structures. Like I watched this one the 0:20:56.350 --> 0:20:56.770 other night. 0:20:56.910 --> 0:20:57.230 Banger. 0:20:58.440 --> 0:21:02.270 Why Adelaide is the opposite of every Australian city. 0:21:02.750 --> 0:21:07.210 Adelaide looks like every other Australian city. It has a CBD, beaches, 0:21:07.270 --> 0:21:11.330 suburbs and a sports stadium. At first glance, it seems 0:21:11.390 --> 0:21:14.290 like the quieter, smaller cousin of Sydney and Melbourne. 0:21:14.310 --> 0:21:16.020 A 40-minute video. The city people fly over on their 0:21:16.040 --> 0:21:19.560 way somewhere else. The water table and the green surroundings. 0:21:19.660 --> 0:21:20.680 What makes Adelaide unique? 0:21:21.940 --> 0:21:22.399 Well, it's very. 0:21:23.490 --> 0:21:25.250 I can break it down for you, but I actually 0:21:25.270 --> 0:21:27.369 didn't realize, you know, we're the first place in the 0:21:27.510 --> 0:21:31.770 world to, so women could vote here very early, but 0:21:31.850 --> 0:21:33.710 this was the first place in the world, the first 0:21:33.740 --> 0:21:36.060 city in the world where women could actually run as well. 0:21:36.359 --> 0:21:37.720 And I didn't know that. I actually, no one had 0:21:37.760 --> 0:21:39.320 ever told me that before. I was like, that's insane. 0:21:39.340 --> 0:21:40.080 That was in that video. 0:21:40.220 --> 0:21:40.939 Now they can fly. 0:21:40.960 --> 0:21:45.620 They can do anything, baby. But like, obviously we know, 0:21:46.619 --> 0:21:49.470 you know, there was no like convicts here. It was 0:21:49.530 --> 0:21:53.500 a different type of settlement, but like, It's more light's vision, 0:21:53.540 --> 0:21:56.850 like the city planning, how neat it is. And all 0:21:56.890 --> 0:21:59.310 these years on, you know, those streets are still the 0:21:59.350 --> 0:22:01.090 exact same they were when they were all laid out. 0:22:01.109 --> 0:22:01.869 Straight as an arrow. 0:22:02.170 --> 0:22:06.210 Bloody kept the green belt, you know, given the green 0:22:06.250 --> 0:22:08.570 belt has had a few chinks to its armour in 0:22:08.609 --> 0:22:12.680 recent months. But, you know, the green belt's still there. 0:22:12.720 --> 0:22:15.260 Did your video go into depth about the green belt 0:22:15.320 --> 0:22:17.740 and how it was designed to stop cannon fire? 0:22:18.160 --> 0:22:20.980 So I always, I've been sprouting that for years. 0:22:21.000 --> 0:22:21.140 Yeah. 0:22:22.090 --> 0:22:23.820 That wasn't in the video. I don't know if that's 0:22:23.930 --> 0:22:26.959 true or not, but I love Adelaide, but I was 0:22:26.980 --> 0:22:32.860 watching this like, yeah, yeah, by myself. And then like, 0:22:33.359 --> 0:22:35.260 so like it was, this was actually on Saturday night. 0:22:35.280 --> 0:22:36.899 This is what made me feel really old. Sarah's like, 0:22:36.940 --> 0:22:37.940 I'm going to go to bed. And I said, I'm 0:22:37.960 --> 0:22:39.060 just going to keep watching a few of these videos. 0:22:39.359 --> 0:22:42.790 The next one I watched was just about like how 0:22:42.810 --> 0:22:43.950 they built Adelaide Oval. 0:22:44.680 --> 0:22:47.160 Adelaide Oval has been hosting cricket since 1871. 0:22:47.160 --> 0:22:48.640 Great video. 0:22:48.780 --> 0:22:52.140 Making it one of the oldest continuously used cricket grounds 0:22:52.220 --> 0:22:52.820 in the world. 0:22:52.880 --> 0:22:53.280 Yeah, yeah. 0:22:53.300 --> 0:22:56.180 Because it's just like, how did they do that? They managed, they, so, 0:22:56.700 --> 0:22:59.560 you know, Adelaide managed to do that, the ultimate thing, 0:23:00.240 --> 0:23:03.280 where we kept the old and had the new, which 0:23:03.320 --> 0:23:05.419 sometimes you sacrifice the old for the new, but we 0:23:05.460 --> 0:23:09.129 managed to. keep the Morton Bay figs, the hill, the scoreboard, 0:23:09.170 --> 0:23:12.310 and build this beautiful pavilion. And I kind of forgot, 0:23:12.330 --> 0:23:14.210 but they were doing this whilst we were still playing 0:23:14.230 --> 0:23:16.410 cricket and footy at the Oval. They were building section 0:23:16.430 --> 0:23:20.040 by section. I was like, what an incredible feat. You 0:23:20.060 --> 0:23:23.399 know what I mean? And then I'm going, Jesus, I 0:23:23.420 --> 0:23:24.140 am getting old. 0:23:24.340 --> 0:23:28.740 So, Liam, are you going down a city planning wormhole? I. 0:23:29.260 --> 0:23:32.380 Well, you ready for the big, my grand finale? 0:23:32.420 --> 0:23:32.640 Yeah. 0:23:33.070 --> 0:23:33.720 This video. 0:23:33.740 --> 0:23:33.830 Yeah. 0:23:34.330 --> 0:23:38.130 I've watched it twice now. It's actually incredible. I've heard 0:23:38.150 --> 0:23:41.330 a lot of people talking about, you know, obviously the 0:23:41.369 --> 0:23:45.879 big Torrens to Darlington highway upgrade. Oh, yeah, roads, whatever. 0:23:46.859 --> 0:23:48.300 Very fascinating. 0:23:49.480 --> 0:23:50.919 I've got to say, I don't know if this is 0:23:50.980 --> 0:23:52.540 new to me, but I was watching this video and 0:23:52.560 --> 0:23:56.359 I was like, the logisticals. I've never thought more about 0:23:56.940 --> 0:24:00.780 clay and high-pressure groundwater. But this video, I'll tell you what. 0:24:01.660 --> 0:24:05.419 Adelaide is burying a massive road network beneath thousands of homes, 0:24:05.980 --> 0:24:10.850 spending $ 15. 4 billion on the River Torrens to Darlington project. 0:24:11.109 --> 0:24:15.940 This monstrous build requires three massive machines... to tunnel constantly 0:24:15.980 --> 0:24:19.920 through wet, collapsing clay. But is this massive engineering gamble 0:24:20.220 --> 0:24:22.460 going to save the city, or will it fail? 0:24:22.980 --> 0:24:23.720 As it is doomed? 0:24:23.920 --> 0:24:24.520 Yeah, I know. 0:24:25.180 --> 0:24:27.580 I think they've done that for people. They're like, oh, 0:24:27.840 --> 0:24:29.500 it does sound a bit like Gotham, like it's our 0:24:29.560 --> 0:24:31.750 last chance or something. I'm like, yeah, look, the traffic 0:24:31.830 --> 0:24:33.590 kind of sucks on the Southern Expressway, but it's fine. 0:24:33.930 --> 0:24:36.650 But yeah, just the idea of them bringing those parts 0:24:36.750 --> 0:24:39.850 in from all around the world for the giant boring machines, 0:24:40.170 --> 0:24:42.330 and they've had to make a new substation to power 0:24:42.369 --> 0:24:46.679 the boring machines. And there's just so many things that 0:24:46.720 --> 0:24:48.580 I just didn't think of. 0:24:48.740 --> 0:24:49.540 I think you're growing up. 0:24:50.060 --> 0:24:53.540 But I'm just like, now I'm like, how cool that 0:24:53.580 --> 0:24:54.360 we're doing this. 0:24:54.560 --> 0:24:54.980 I don't know. 0:24:55.010 --> 0:24:57.129 I used to not care about that stuff, but now 0:24:57.190 --> 0:24:58.629 I really, truly care. 0:24:58.670 --> 0:24:59.590 Welcome to adulthood. 0:24:59.930 --> 0:25:00.710 It feels good. 0:25:00.790 --> 0:25:03.410 I feel like this is the most adult I've ever felt. 0:25:04.450 --> 0:25:08.570 I'm researching boring machines. It literally says boring in the name. 0:25:09.510 --> 0:25:12.230 You've always tried. to invite me over to watch YouTube 0:25:12.260 --> 0:25:14.360 videos of, like, live performances. 0:25:14.380 --> 0:25:15.900 Dude, it's, like, my favourite thing to do, just cracking 0:25:15.920 --> 0:25:17.760 a couple of beers, just watching, you know, like. 0:25:17.880 --> 0:25:18.720 I don't want to do that. 0:25:18.740 --> 0:25:21.000 You know, live at Nedworth and, like, mate, if you 0:25:21.040 --> 0:25:22.220 want to come and have a cup of tea and 0:25:22.240 --> 0:25:24.399 we can watch some stuff about high-pressure clay. 0:25:25.460 --> 0:25:25.880 Yeah. 0:25:26.080 --> 0:25:28.600 They've got to get this expressway under 21 sets of 0:25:28.640 --> 0:25:30.960 traffic lights. Do you know how much of a logistic 0:25:31.000 --> 0:25:31.860 nightmare that is? 0:25:32.980 --> 0:25:37.370 Lock it in. Good morning Adelaide and a big good 0:25:37.410 --> 0:25:40.550 morning to Melissa in Rosewater. First time on the show, 0:25:40.609 --> 0:25:41.209 is that right? 0:25:41.230 --> 0:25:43.210 Yes, that's correct. 0:25:43.490 --> 0:25:44.360 Well, welcome. 0:25:44.390 --> 0:25:47.639 Wonderful, Melissa. Now I heard you've only just discovered the 0:25:47.680 --> 0:25:49.000 shows on Kiss, is that right? 0:25:49.710 --> 0:25:52.190 Yes, I used to listen to you on a different 0:25:52.230 --> 0:25:52.990 radio station. 0:25:53.050 --> 0:25:54.830 I've just found out you were back in Adelaide. 0:25:55.109 --> 0:25:55.850 Yep, yep. 0:25:55.950 --> 0:25:59.640 We've been here since April 1. So you've got about 0:25:59.640 --> 0:26:02.620 100 podcasts to catch up on. But in the meantime, 0:26:02.859 --> 0:26:06.639 live 6 till 10 every morning. So you might not 0:26:06.660 --> 0:26:08.040 have heard this before. We do a thing called the 0:26:08.080 --> 0:26:11.480 Pop Quiz. So yeah, you've got a minute on the clock, 0:26:11.480 --> 0:26:15.389 10 questions. And Mel, because we like it, because you 0:26:15.450 --> 0:26:17.780 used to listen back in the day. We're going to 0:26:17.820 --> 0:26:21.580 give you the superpower randomizer. So there's all sorts of superpowers, which, 0:26:21.700 --> 0:26:23.659 you know, there's like mega pass, phone a friend, all 0:26:23.680 --> 0:26:27.160 that sort of stuff. But you won't find out what 0:26:27.180 --> 0:26:30.639 it is until you say superpower randomizer. So you just 0:26:30.680 --> 0:26:33.490 pass any you don't know. We'll run through these questions. 0:26:33.550 --> 0:26:35.389 If you feel like you're stuck at any point, just 0:26:35.430 --> 0:26:38.189 hit us with superpower randomizer and we'll give you your options. 0:26:39.630 --> 0:26:40.050 Okay. 0:26:40.270 --> 0:26:40.590 All right. 0:26:40.730 --> 0:26:41.570 Here we go. 0:26:41.950 --> 0:26:44.470 What rodent is the movie Ratatouille about? 0:26:46.180 --> 0:26:46.420 Rat. 0:26:47.160 --> 0:26:50.480 Which British TV personality is the star of Clarkson's Farm? 0:26:52.340 --> 0:26:52.619 Pass. 0:26:53.260 --> 0:26:56.080 Colonel Sanders was the founder of which fast food chain? 0:26:56.940 --> 0:26:57.460 KFC. 0:26:58.140 --> 0:27:00.060 Name one of Brad Pitt's ex-wives. 0:27:01.040 --> 0:27:01.860 Angelina Jolie. 0:27:02.040 --> 0:27:04.240 Who sang the 1997 song Torn? 0:27:06.560 --> 0:27:07.100 Pass. 0:27:07.119 --> 0:27:09.700 You're naked on the floor. How many seasons of The 0:27:09.740 --> 0:27:12.949 Simpsons have there been, 26 or 36? 0:27:12.950 --> 0:27:14.770 36. 0:27:14.770 --> 0:27:17.550 Which American pop star recently officiated her brother's wedding? 0:27:19.350 --> 0:27:20.230 Don't forget about your power. 0:27:21.790 --> 0:27:22.450 Superpower? 0:27:26.790 --> 0:27:30.540 It's the superpower randomiser. Oh, here we go. This is interesting, Melissa. 0:27:30.560 --> 0:27:31.440 That's a fun one to get. 0:27:31.500 --> 0:27:38.760 We've never had this before. Mystery offer. So, here's how 0:27:38.780 --> 0:27:42.470 it works. At the moment, you have... Four questions left. 0:27:42.510 --> 0:27:43.550 You've also passed two. 0:27:43.770 --> 0:27:45.170 You've got 20 seconds on the clock left. 0:27:45.369 --> 0:27:47.510 I can say you've got all the others right, so 0:27:47.530 --> 0:27:50.869 you are still in it to win it for $ 1, 000. 0:27:49.670 --> 0:27:53.310 Or we can bin this quiz off right now. We 0:27:53.330 --> 0:27:54.709 forget about the rest of the questions. You don't win 0:27:54.730 --> 0:27:57.699 the $ 1, 000, but we open the briefcase and you get 0:27:57.720 --> 0:28:01.300 a mystery offer. Now, it could be some shoelaces. It 0:28:01.320 --> 0:28:04.260 could be a car. We don't know. It's a mystery offer. 0:28:04.320 --> 0:28:06.540 It could be like an old Kiss 1023 merch Frisbee. 0:28:09.220 --> 0:28:10.199 You don't know what's on offer. 0:28:10.220 --> 0:28:12.960 You don't know what's on offer. So the question is, 0:28:13.720 --> 0:28:16.000 would you like a mystery offer, or are you going 0:28:16.020 --> 0:28:18.820 to take your chances with your 20 seconds left? 0:28:19.119 --> 0:28:20.460 And six questions to go. 0:28:20.480 --> 0:28:27.840 I think I might actually take the mystery offer. 0:28:27.940 --> 0:28:31.120 Now, I'll level with you. That's a smart move, pal, 0:28:31.240 --> 0:28:34.800 because time was up against you, and I doubt you 0:28:34.820 --> 0:28:37.220 would have gotten the rest with the time you had left. 0:28:38.150 --> 0:28:41.790 So the question is, if $ 1, 000 isn't on the table, 0:28:43.130 --> 0:28:44.730 what is one getting in the mystery offer? 0:28:45.930 --> 0:28:49.890 Melissa, you've got yourself a family pass to the Royal 0:28:49.990 --> 0:28:50.660 Adelaide Show. 0:28:50.680 --> 0:28:52.480 Oh, beautiful. 0:28:52.520 --> 0:28:53.380 Thank you so much. 0:28:54.960 --> 0:28:57.560 Just making dreams come true. That's what we do here. 0:28:58.540 --> 0:28:59.780 I love how the bosses are going, why are they 0:28:59.800 --> 0:29:03.830 going down in the ratings? What are they doing? They 0:29:03.850 --> 0:29:04.660 give us a simple thing. 0:29:04.790 --> 0:29:07.410 Basically, it's just like pop quiz, 10 questions, and we're like, 0:29:08.150 --> 0:29:11.340 How can we make that more confusing for everyone? Is 0:29:11.360 --> 0:29:13.470 there a way we can make it really confusing every 0:29:13.490 --> 0:29:14.040 single morning? 0:29:14.200 --> 0:29:15.760 I don't think Mel understood what was going on. 0:29:15.760 --> 0:29:17.800 Mel, you're still a bit confused, I can tell, but 0:29:17.820 --> 0:29:19.580 that's all right. You're going to the show and we'll 0:29:19.600 --> 0:29:19.980 play a song. 0:29:20.000 --> 0:29:20.520 How does that sound? 0:29:20.560 --> 0:29:20.940 Thank you. 0:29:20.960 --> 0:29:21.960 The kids are going to love it. 0:29:22.180 --> 0:29:22.860 Perfect. 0:29:23.020 --> 0:29:29.560 Good on you, Mel. Thanks for playing. Kiss, one, two, three, gone, gone, gone. 0:29:29.760 --> 0:29:31.860 Good morning. You are here with Ben and Liam hanging 0:29:31.940 --> 0:29:33.580 out on your Wednesday morning. 0:29:34.730 --> 0:29:37.910 In the middle of moving homes at the moment and 0:29:38.370 --> 0:29:42.060 always fun, you know. packing everything up. And I always 0:29:42.100 --> 0:29:44.440 take the opportunity to do a bit of spring cleaning. 0:29:45.000 --> 0:29:50.430 Partly because I want to, partly because... I suppose my 0:29:50.470 --> 0:29:52.210 wife says, like, do you need this? I'm like, yeah, 0:29:52.230 --> 0:29:54.320 you're probably right, I don't. So I've been sitting out, 0:29:54.330 --> 0:29:57.410 I've taken tons of bags of clothes to Goodwill and 0:29:57.730 --> 0:30:00.090 there were some sentimental items in there as well that 0:30:00.130 --> 0:30:01.630 I was like, look, I would like to keep this, 0:30:01.650 --> 0:30:04.340 but realistically, have I used this in years? Probably not. 0:30:04.440 --> 0:30:05.200 Maybe someone else could. 0:30:05.400 --> 0:30:06.980 But that's the whole point of a sentimental item. 0:30:08.180 --> 0:30:10.480 Well, this is true. And I wish it was a 0:30:10.540 --> 0:30:14.010 two-way street because it is funny because I'm sort of 0:30:14.050 --> 0:30:17.130 like doing a lot of the moving with car loads. 0:30:18.230 --> 0:30:23.810 And there's my stuff. And then there's my wife's stuff. 0:30:24.950 --> 0:30:28.600 And there's a big old difference. So I always like, 0:30:28.910 --> 0:30:31.380 we've moved around a fair bit for work and that 0:30:31.400 --> 0:30:34.300 sort of stuff. It happens. So the best way I 0:30:34.340 --> 0:30:36.960 find with clothes, don't take them off the hanger. That's 0:30:36.980 --> 0:30:39.440 such rookie stuff. You just put your arms in like 0:30:39.480 --> 0:30:41.700 a big forklift and take all the clothes off, lay 0:30:41.720 --> 0:30:42.790 them down in the car, and then you can just 0:30:42.830 --> 0:30:44.450 put them straight back on the hanger. You know what 0:30:44.470 --> 0:30:47.810 I mean? That's the best way to go. And so 0:30:48.010 --> 0:30:52.200 I've got a normal sort of size wardrobe. My wife, 0:30:52.270 --> 0:30:56.250 I've counted them out. It's like a walk-in sort of wardrobe, 0:30:56.770 --> 0:30:57.970 eight double doors. 0:30:59.870 --> 0:31:00.330 What do you mean? 0:31:00.890 --> 0:31:03.470 That's how long the wardrobe is. It's just like a, well, 0:31:03.530 --> 0:31:05.390 I think it was like a hallway, like it's sort of, 0:31:05.390 --> 0:31:07.310 I don't know, someone renovated it at some point and 0:31:07.350 --> 0:31:09.910 turned like it wasn't a room. Like one side was 0:31:09.950 --> 0:31:11.370 wardrobes and they just made it like a little, you 0:31:11.390 --> 0:31:12.790 know the bit I'm talking about, right? The little like 0:31:12.870 --> 0:31:13.390 hallway bit. 0:31:13.470 --> 0:31:14.870 Yeah. 0:31:14.890 --> 0:31:17.690 And I'm moving my wife's clothes. I'm like, I don't 0:31:17.730 --> 0:31:21.690 think this is going to fit. And it doesn't. So 0:31:21.750 --> 0:31:26.350 not only has she got eight double door wardrobes, chock-a-block full, 0:31:27.770 --> 0:31:30.090 now the items are spilling into my wardrobe. 0:31:31.390 --> 0:31:35.969 It's such a relatable area, the wardrobe, because in our 0:31:36.010 --> 0:31:42.140 house we've got the walk-in robe and my wife's side 0:31:42.200 --> 0:31:44.860 is so overfilled. 0:31:46.080 --> 0:31:48.540 Hang on, you guys get sides? Well, I don't even 0:31:48.600 --> 0:31:50.010 get the look. I don't even get the look in the, 0:31:50.940 --> 0:31:52.730 I don't even have the, I got like the spare 0:31:52.810 --> 0:31:55.810 room cupboard to put my stuff. And then she has, 0:31:56.290 --> 0:31:58.780 I'm not kidding, the entire walk-in robe. It's kind of 0:31:58.800 --> 0:32:01.020 like when we go on a holiday somewhere, I pack 0:32:01.140 --> 0:32:04.860 my normal size bag. She packs 37 kilos. And then 0:32:04.880 --> 0:32:07.510 she goes, oh, do you have room in yours? And 0:32:07.570 --> 0:32:10.270 I'm like, Christ. And I know the weight limit. So 0:32:10.290 --> 0:32:11.810 then we have to do the dance every single time 0:32:11.830 --> 0:32:13.170 we get to an airport. We're like, okay, we're going 0:32:13.190 --> 0:32:15.580 to have to like, all right, I'll put this, I'll 0:32:15.840 --> 0:32:17.940 shelve this, I'll put this, I'll take this to my body. 0:32:17.960 --> 0:32:19.800 I'll like, you know what I mean? Like we're trying 0:32:19.820 --> 0:32:22.220 to like sneak all this extra stuff on. And it's 0:32:22.240 --> 0:32:22.700 the same thing. 0:32:23.220 --> 0:32:24.350 Did you say I'll shelve this? 0:32:24.450 --> 0:32:26.310 Yeah, yeah, I did. We'll move past it. 0:32:26.350 --> 0:32:28.550 Because of course you mean put the shirt back on 0:32:28.590 --> 0:32:28.950 the shelf. 0:32:29.110 --> 0:32:32.570 That's what I mean. That's what I meant. Duh. But 0:32:32.710 --> 0:32:35.360 now the wardrobe is out of control. And I'm like, 0:32:35.380 --> 0:32:37.620 you have the gall to say I might not need 0:32:37.660 --> 0:32:39.340 to bring that. A lot of these clothes as well, 0:32:39.360 --> 0:32:41.560 do you know what kills me? They've got the tags on. 0:32:42.220 --> 0:32:43.960 It's like, have you bought that and never worn it? 0:32:44.020 --> 0:32:44.900 And I said that the other day. I was like, 0:32:44.920 --> 0:32:46.980 why is this got a tag on? She said, Yeah, 0:32:47.000 --> 0:32:51.420 that's an interesting one. What's interesting about it? What changed 0:32:51.460 --> 0:32:54.180 with you buying it from the shop and getting it home? 0:32:54.420 --> 0:32:57.240 Well, so on Sam's side of the wardrobe, she has 0:32:57.340 --> 0:33:02.310 crammed so much into that space that the bar that 0:33:02.330 --> 0:33:06.810 you hang the clothes on is screaming. And it's literally bent. 0:33:07.090 --> 0:33:07.990 You're going to have a breach. 0:33:08.010 --> 0:33:10.400 It's bending under the weight of the clothes on the bar. 0:33:10.410 --> 0:33:12.390 It's buckling. It's buckling under the pressure. 0:33:12.510 --> 0:33:14.950 She was like trying, she was like honestly like trying 0:33:14.990 --> 0:33:17.410 to shut the doors. There was all these like jackets 0:33:17.710 --> 0:33:19.510 and like puffs and stuff. And she was like, because 0:33:19.530 --> 0:33:21.490 they're those doors on the magnets so that you know 0:33:21.540 --> 0:33:24.420 how at the top you like push the little thing 0:33:24.480 --> 0:33:25.460 in and it like pops. 0:33:25.600 --> 0:33:25.780 Yeah. 0:33:26.560 --> 0:33:29.160 The doors weren't even closed. So like even in, it's 0:33:29.220 --> 0:33:30.940 all overflowing and like pushing out. 0:33:31.140 --> 0:33:31.340 Yeah. 0:33:31.580 --> 0:33:32.080 It's crazy. 0:33:32.260 --> 0:33:32.920 Wardrobe crazy. 0:33:34.740 --> 0:33:38.340 13-106-5, how extreme is the wardrobe situation? I don't know 0:33:38.360 --> 0:33:40.960 if anyone's gone to the sort of area where they 0:33:40.980 --> 0:33:42.820 would potentially have like off-site storage. 0:33:43.100 --> 0:33:47.570 Well, we even, to accommodate all the extra stuff, we 0:33:47.630 --> 0:33:51.950 bought two like bedside table drawers with three drawers each 0:33:52.010 --> 0:33:54.210 and we put them into the built-in robes, into the 0:33:54.230 --> 0:33:58.050 walk-in robes to add more storage. Out of the six 0:33:58.130 --> 0:34:02.110 available cupboard spaces, I got one and she had five. 0:34:02.530 --> 0:34:05.860 Insane. And I think, rule of thumb, if you've not 0:34:05.920 --> 0:34:08.489 worn something in two years, it goes. It goes to 0:34:08.510 --> 0:34:10.950 another home. You're not going to wear it. 0:34:11.070 --> 0:34:14.190 The problem is my wife, who's had two kids, she 0:34:14.890 --> 0:34:17.930 keeps telling me, she's like, no, so I've got pre-baby 0:34:17.950 --> 0:34:20.029 stuff and I've got post-baby stuff. And she's like, I'm 0:34:20.050 --> 0:34:22.240 keeping the pre-baby stuff in case I can get back 0:34:22.280 --> 0:34:24.700 to that zone. So she's got like double the. 0:34:24.600 --> 0:34:27.460 Amount of stuff. And that is terrifying because we don't 0:34:27.520 --> 0:34:32.370 have kids. This is phase one. And I can't argue. 0:34:32.410 --> 0:34:34.730 I'm like, yes, look, if your body is changing, you're 0:34:35.110 --> 0:34:36.670 growing a human, of course you need more clothes. 0:34:36.690 --> 0:34:38.350 You're going to have to have a maternity cup. 0:34:39.290 --> 0:34:42.420 What the hell is going on here? This is insane. 0:34:43.140 --> 0:34:46.560 Rose in Ferryman Park, you have a bit of a 0:34:46.660 --> 0:34:47.760 nuts wardrobe situation. 0:34:48.450 --> 0:34:52.590 Oh, my gosh. I have a wardrobe with four doors 0:34:52.610 --> 0:34:55.890 that is completely full. I have a tool boy completely full, 0:34:55.910 --> 0:35:00.049 a dressing table. I have three camping wardrobes under the carport. 0:35:01.170 --> 0:35:04.420 And I have a shed full of my shoes and handbags. 0:35:05.160 --> 0:35:05.920 Wowee. 0:35:06.000 --> 0:35:06.880 You've got a shoe shed? 0:35:07.980 --> 0:35:09.020 Yeah, shoe shed. 0:35:09.300 --> 0:35:09.819 Shoe shed. 0:35:09.880 --> 0:35:10.480 Shoe shed. 0:35:10.500 --> 0:35:12.820 Get it into your head. Shoe shed. 0:35:13.520 --> 0:35:14.500 It used to be a business. 0:35:14.800 --> 0:35:17.420 It used to be a business. You've got it over 0:35:17.460 --> 0:35:18.080 your house. Yeah, not good. 0:35:18.900 --> 0:35:19.900 My God, my God. 0:35:19.940 --> 0:35:20.860 Yeah, not good. 0:35:20.960 --> 0:35:24.140 And have you tried to thin out? Because surely, Rose, 0:35:24.280 --> 0:35:26.140 I don't know if you're a supermodel or not, but 0:35:26.160 --> 0:35:28.219 I don't know if you're– Well, definitely not. But you 0:35:28.239 --> 0:35:30.840 wouldn't be able to wear that much stuff, even if 0:35:30.880 --> 0:35:32.660 it was your job to wear that stuff. You wouldn't 0:35:32.680 --> 0:35:34.460 be rotating. You know what I mean? I think people 0:35:34.780 --> 0:35:37.799 hold on to this stuff, and then you probably have your, say, 0:35:37.920 --> 0:35:41.180 five outfits that you rotate for different situations. 0:35:41.200 --> 0:35:41.379 Yeah. 0:35:42.110 --> 0:35:46.049 I do, yeah. But when I go overseas or that, 0:35:46.590 --> 0:35:48.969 I just take clothes and I don't bring them home. 0:35:48.989 --> 0:35:52.420 So what's that? When you said that, hang on, that's crazy. 0:35:52.440 --> 0:35:54.680 So you take clothes overseas and you don't bring them back? 0:35:54.700 --> 0:35:55.360 You just leave them there? 0:35:55.380 --> 0:35:56.700 Yeah, I leave them there. 0:35:57.420 --> 0:35:59.000 What, like in the hotel room? 0:35:59.040 --> 0:36:04.500 Well, like if it's barley, they want them. So I 0:36:04.560 --> 0:36:05.739 cut them up, use them. 0:36:06.120 --> 0:36:07.819 Yeah, right. You just leave it there. 0:36:08.530 --> 0:36:09.590 I'll leave. 0:36:10.700 --> 0:36:11.719 Them. Good on you, Rose. 0:36:11.739 --> 0:36:16.080 This is a crazy, crazy call. They'd be driving around. 0:36:16.100 --> 0:36:17.739 You know, sometimes you see those houses and you'd be 0:36:17.760 --> 0:36:20.360 like driving through Burnside or something and you're like, what 0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:24.850 the heck? It's like this freaking mansion. There's like hedges 0:36:24.890 --> 0:36:27.049 all around it, big lights. And you're just going like, 0:36:27.170 --> 0:36:30.730 what did that person do? And it'd be funny, I reckon, 0:36:30.750 --> 0:36:32.109 if you asked, they'd be like, oh, that guy. 0:36:32.150 --> 0:36:32.570 Yeah, yeah. 0:36:32.630 --> 0:36:34.110 No, he was the guy who came up with the 0:36:34.130 --> 0:36:35.140 shoe shed commercial. 0:36:35.180 --> 0:36:35.799 Yeah, the shoe shed. 0:36:36.330 --> 0:36:39.069 It's the biggest earworm ever. He bought a house literally 0:36:39.090 --> 0:36:40.750 off the shoe shed, get it into your head, leave 0:36:40.770 --> 0:36:46.290 the others for dead. Ben Harvey here, he's the footy guy. 0:36:46.310 --> 0:36:49.259 He's really into Port Adelaide. He's actually an ambassador of 0:36:49.280 --> 0:36:51.980 the club, but he also is a bit of an introvert, 0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:54.800 doesn't get out that much. So when you were invited 0:36:54.880 --> 0:36:56.800 to the Port Adelaide Best in Ferris, you were a 0:36:56.800 --> 0:36:58.880 little scared. You were a little scared. That's why I arranged. 0:36:59.100 --> 0:37:00.420 Well, I said no. They said do you want to come? 0:37:00.460 --> 0:37:01.020 And I said no. 0:37:01.510 --> 0:37:03.689 Yeah, and I thought, come on, mate. You'll have fun. 0:37:03.710 --> 0:37:06.470 So I arranged Ollie Wines to be your chaperone for 0:37:06.489 --> 0:37:10.700 the event. We sort of figured yesterday that Ollie may 0:37:10.760 --> 0:37:13.439 have a few duties on the night, so we brought 0:37:13.480 --> 0:37:19.549 in a shadow chaperone, which was producer Bill Jackson. So 0:37:19.570 --> 0:37:22.430 you had two safety nets there because we didn't want 0:37:22.450 --> 0:37:24.110 you to flip out and run away. 0:37:24.250 --> 0:37:24.390 Yep. 0:37:24.550 --> 0:37:27.190 So it was at the convention centre last night, the 0:37:27.210 --> 0:37:30.110 Port Adelaide Best and Fairest. I did go. I was 0:37:30.130 --> 0:37:32.390 thankful I had the shadow chaperone bell there so I 0:37:32.390 --> 0:37:34.650 didn't get stuck talking to anybody that I didn't want 0:37:34.670 --> 0:37:35.109 to talk to. 0:37:35.130 --> 0:37:37.190 Did you speak to many of the players? 0:37:37.730 --> 0:37:40.280 Well, there were some pretty big players getting around, mate. 0:37:40.390 --> 0:37:42.520 I did have a little mic on just to kind 0:37:42.560 --> 0:37:46.200 of capture the interactions that I was having. Some big stars. 0:37:46.239 --> 0:37:47.840 Hang on, did you ask anyone's permission? 0:37:48.920 --> 0:37:52.880 I thought the lapel mic was pretty obvious. This is 0:37:52.920 --> 0:37:55.640 me just walking around the Port Adelaide Best and Fairest 0:37:55.660 --> 0:37:59.360 last night. Oh my God, we just walked past Zach Butters. 0:37:59.860 --> 0:38:04.500 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 0:38:04.540 --> 0:38:07.200 We literally just walked past Charlie Dixon and you didn't 0:38:07.219 --> 0:38:10.080 say hi. I just pointed and said, but you've literally 0:38:10.120 --> 0:38:10.920 been in his car. 0:38:11.040 --> 0:38:11.500 I know. 0:38:12.140 --> 0:38:12.799 Why didn't you say hi? 0:38:12.800 --> 0:38:14.279 I don't know, he wouldn't remember me. 0:38:14.739 --> 0:38:15.839 He kind of. 0:38:15.800 --> 0:38:16.190 Looked at us. 0:38:16.219 --> 0:38:16.759 It was awkward. 0:38:16.780 --> 0:38:20.050 It was more awkward that we didn't say anything. And 0:38:20.110 --> 0:38:21.209 I was pointing at him saying. 0:38:21.530 --> 0:38:24.810 I'm getting pretty nervous. Pretty cool, right? 0:38:25.620 --> 0:38:27.879 Not cool at all. That's like the opposite of cool. 0:38:27.900 --> 0:38:30.420 I mean, yeah, you're right. We did hitchhike with Charlie 0:38:30.460 --> 0:38:33.080 Dixon and I got a round-a-thon. That was only like 0:38:33.140 --> 0:38:34.989 four or five months ago. He definitely would have remembered you. 0:38:35.110 --> 0:38:37.910 In hindsight, he looked at me and I looked at him. 0:38:38.630 --> 0:38:40.270 That would have been the moment. I reckon if you 0:38:40.290 --> 0:38:42.530 were looking for the moment, that would have been the 0:38:42.770 --> 0:38:43.350 one right there. 0:38:43.370 --> 0:38:43.770 I know. 0:38:43.910 --> 0:38:47.129 It made it worse. It was like... You hesitated. Yeah, 0:38:47.150 --> 0:38:48.980 I hesitated and that was insane. I walked past him. 0:38:49.219 --> 0:38:52.480 Okay, well, I'm sure there were some more positive interactions 0:38:52.520 --> 0:38:54.000 throughout the night. Um. 0:38:54.710 --> 0:38:56.450 No, I just kind of gawked at them from afar. 0:38:57.170 --> 0:38:57.410 Right. 0:38:57.450 --> 0:38:58.910 That's kind of what I was hoping wouldn't happen. That 0:38:58.950 --> 0:39:00.690 was kind of why we had the chaperone situation. 0:39:00.710 --> 0:39:04.150 That was kind of... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ollie, very lovely. 0:39:04.170 --> 0:39:04.950 Of course. 0:39:04.989 --> 0:39:07.109 We love Ollie. He did see me. He came over 0:39:07.150 --> 0:39:07.750 to say hello. 0:39:07.770 --> 0:39:09.130 I would hope so. He's your chaperone. 0:39:10.170 --> 0:39:11.750 He came over for a bit of a chat. 0:39:12.239 --> 0:39:12.760 How are we, mate? 0:39:12.780 --> 0:39:15.680 Just got here. A lot of tall timber around. Yeah, 0:39:15.700 --> 0:39:17.540 how are you feeling? I'm a bit nervous. I thought 0:39:17.820 --> 0:39:19.239 I was all right, and then when I got in, 0:39:19.260 --> 0:39:20.500 there's a lot of staff out. 0:39:20.560 --> 0:39:21.339 I did see a Lear here. 0:39:21.360 --> 0:39:22.060 Have you seen him? 0:39:22.080 --> 0:39:23.010 I haven't seen Lear yet. 0:39:23.239 --> 0:39:23.469 Nah. 0:39:23.719 --> 0:39:25.930 He's probably moved in to get out of all the fanfare. 0:39:25.950 --> 0:39:26.750 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:39:26.790 --> 0:39:27.130 Yeah. 0:39:30.110 --> 0:39:32.250 Well, mate, I mean, I'll follow your lead. You chaperone 0:39:32.270 --> 0:39:32.710 me around. 0:39:32.770 --> 0:39:36.609 Anything you need, let me know and we'll show you around. 0:39:36.640 --> 0:39:37.430 I'll get a beer, I reckon. 0:39:37.570 --> 0:39:38.919 Yeah, I reckon. 0:39:38.960 --> 0:39:41.239 He was very accommodating, but then I just went to 0:39:41.280 --> 0:39:45.700 my table and had my entree and sat on table 13. 0:39:45.700 --> 0:39:48.600 Right, anything else to report or were you just sort of... 0:39:49.450 --> 0:39:51.860 I was hoping there would be some sort of hot exclusive. 0:39:52.820 --> 0:39:55.980 Table 13 was fun. We had the magician Matt Tarrant. 0:39:57.320 --> 0:39:59.180 He's been to 13 Best and Fairest in a row. 0:39:59.200 --> 0:40:00.660 No need to rub it in, Matt. 0:40:01.960 --> 0:40:03.220 Had Beck Morse on our table. 0:40:03.440 --> 0:40:03.760 Wonderful. 0:40:04.160 --> 0:40:06.050 We had Rosanna Mangerelli on our table. 0:40:06.270 --> 0:40:07.450 Yep. 0:40:07.710 --> 0:40:12.550 Saw Koshi. No cash cow or compare the market meerkat 0:40:12.590 --> 0:40:13.550 in sight. Yeah. 0:40:14.210 --> 0:40:16.270 He doesn't always travel with them. They have to travel 0:40:16.290 --> 0:40:18.810 in separate cars like the Obamas just in case there's 0:40:18.830 --> 0:40:22.270 a threat. Gosh, he can't go down with the compare 0:40:22.290 --> 0:40:24.969 the meerkat, meerkat. Otherwise, the business would be all done. 0:40:25.090 --> 0:40:30.240 But no, that's my best and fairest rap. Wow. 0:40:31.239 --> 0:40:34.740 Awesome. I think we can all agree, not a waste 0:40:34.780 --> 0:40:39.219 of anyone's time, air time or my time. I'm sure 0:40:39.239 --> 0:40:41.700 you really enjoyed that if you're a Paul Adelaide fan. 0:40:42.700 --> 0:40:43.000 Wow. 0:40:43.200 --> 0:40:43.500 Okay. 0:40:45.330 --> 0:40:45.609 All right. 0:40:45.730 --> 0:40:45.890 Yep. 0:40:46.010 --> 0:40:46.970 Knowledge plays on at first. 0:40:47.010 --> 0:40:47.140 Yep. 0:40:47.460 --> 0:40:50.620 Cool, cool, cool, cool. If you just tuned in, you 0:40:50.640 --> 0:40:56.360 would have missed the riveting events of Ben's night at 0:40:56.430 --> 0:40:58.670 the Port Adelaide Best and Fairest. But I suppose if 0:40:58.690 --> 0:41:00.670 you've missed it now, you've missed it. So no need to- 0:41:00.850 --> 0:41:01.470 We can maybe. 0:41:01.310 --> 0:41:02.410 Put it in the podcast, I guess. 0:41:02.430 --> 0:41:03.009 No, I suppose we could. 0:41:03.489 --> 0:41:03.649 Yeah. 0:41:03.670 --> 0:41:04.830 Look, if you send the best, you're going to get 0:41:04.850 --> 0:41:05.109 the best. 0:41:05.550 --> 0:41:05.850 That's it. 0:41:05.890 --> 0:41:08.009 I'm going to get in there. I'm going to get 0:41:08.050 --> 0:41:09.450 in there. I'm going to have a hidden mic, and 0:41:09.469 --> 0:41:11.080 we're going to get a bunch of stuff from the players. 0:41:11.100 --> 0:41:14.480 They're guards down. They're relaxed. They're celebrating the off-season. 0:41:14.500 --> 0:41:16.960 Well, that was certainly the intention. But, yeah, we just 0:41:16.980 --> 0:41:20.180 sort of had some crispy audio from a scared boy. 0:41:23.500 --> 0:41:27.109 Well, there was one update that I haven't given you yet. 0:41:27.370 --> 0:41:28.290 Oh, here we go. 0:41:28.410 --> 0:41:30.750 You know I'm not a suit guy. I don't like 0:41:30.810 --> 0:41:33.610 wearing suits. The idea of wearing a suit makes me 0:41:33.630 --> 0:41:34.049 a bit angry. 0:41:34.110 --> 0:41:36.029 The last time I saw you in a suit is 0:41:36.080 --> 0:41:39.180 when we took Karen the Ear out for dinner. We 0:41:39.200 --> 0:41:41.020 played a game on the radio. We said, hey, Karen, 0:41:41.060 --> 0:41:43.620 if you can hear and guess what's happening here with 0:41:43.640 --> 0:41:45.560 your ears, these five things, we'll take you out for 0:41:45.580 --> 0:41:47.279 a nice steak dinner with all the trimmings. We'll wear 0:41:47.320 --> 0:41:49.680 our wedding suits. And we came through with our word there. 0:41:49.719 --> 0:41:51.710 So I only own one suit, and that is my 0:41:51.750 --> 0:41:54.830 wedding suit, which that was five years ago now. I 0:41:55.550 --> 0:41:58.750 was a little more trim five years ago. And so 0:41:58.790 --> 0:42:03.170 my fitted white shirt doesn't fit like it used to. 0:42:03.680 --> 0:42:05.720 The buttons are under duress. 0:42:05.920 --> 0:42:07.340 Yeah, they're clinging on for dear life. 0:42:07.360 --> 0:42:10.850 Yeah, you get that stretch across the gut. 0:42:11.450 --> 0:42:15.630 Yeah, I've had that before also across the breast region. 0:42:15.710 --> 0:42:15.870 Yep. 0:42:16.030 --> 0:42:16.489 Never good. 0:42:17.290 --> 0:42:20.799 Now, I knew the best and fairest was coming up 0:42:20.860 --> 0:42:22.800 last night. I knew that my suit wasn't going to 0:42:22.840 --> 0:42:24.440 fit anymore, and I kind of kept putting it off, 0:42:24.460 --> 0:42:27.600 putting it off. And then I was doing the food 0:42:27.660 --> 0:42:32.170 shopping yesterday afternoon. I was at Pasadena. And I was 0:42:32.230 --> 0:42:34.049 getting some meat from the butcher there. And across from 0:42:34.070 --> 0:42:36.010 the butcher, if you shop at Pasadena, you would know. 0:42:36.290 --> 0:42:36.940 Bruce's Meat, isn't it? 0:42:37.330 --> 0:42:38.489 Bruce's Meat, yeah. That's the butcher, yeah. 0:42:38.550 --> 0:42:39.190 Yeah, Bruce's Meat. 0:42:39.690 --> 0:42:41.169 So I was getting some of Bruce's Meat. And then 0:42:41.290 --> 0:42:47.940 across the aisle, TK Maxx. Big brands, small prices. And 0:42:47.960 --> 0:42:50.680 I thought, I wonder if they'll have a cheap white 0:42:50.739 --> 0:42:51.680 shirt that I can go and get. 0:42:51.700 --> 0:42:52.319 Pretty sure they would. 0:42:52.640 --> 0:42:55.270 So I popped in there. And so I think, I 0:42:55.330 --> 0:42:57.210 don't actually know, I think TK Maxx is kind of 0:42:57.230 --> 0:42:59.009 like an outlet store where they got a bit of 0:42:59.150 --> 0:43:00.230 some clearance kind of stuff. 0:43:00.250 --> 0:43:01.410 They're in Harbour Town, I know that. 0:43:01.610 --> 0:43:05.310 Yeah, and Pasadena. And I went in there, there's a 0:43:05.310 --> 0:43:09.550 lot of smalls, a lot of XXXLs. I did manage 0:43:09.610 --> 0:43:15.070 to find an XL white dress shirt. And so I 0:43:15.160 --> 0:43:17.550 bought that. Great decision. 0:43:17.610 --> 0:43:20.109 Great fit. And I can't wait to see the red 0:43:20.150 --> 0:43:22.489 carpet interviews later on. They're going, Aliyah, Aliyah, what are 0:43:22.510 --> 0:43:26.390 you wearing tonight? Giorgio Armani. Thank you to Joseph Azumku 0:43:26.410 --> 0:43:28.529 for dressing me. Ben Harvey, what are you wearing? This 0:43:28.610 --> 0:43:29.799 is TK Maxx Pasadena. 0:43:29.820 --> 0:43:31.680 Big brand, small prices. 0:43:31.780 --> 0:43:35.260 High thread count. Yeah, no, thank you. Thank you for noticing. 0:43:36.360 --> 0:43:40.700 But masterclass for me, right? Yeah. I just left the 0:43:40.739 --> 0:43:44.940 tag on. So now I can return it. Because I 0:43:44.960 --> 0:43:46.010 don't ever want to wear it again. 0:43:47.030 --> 0:43:47.510 Wow. 0:43:47.530 --> 0:43:48.819 I'm not a suit guy, so I'm like. 0:43:48.860 --> 0:43:52.880 Well, if there's a sweaty white shirt at TK Maxx Pasadena, 0:43:53.340 --> 0:43:55.520 we know who the culprit is. Okay? 0:43:56.640 --> 0:43:58.239 I am curious, though. I've never done it before. This 0:43:58.260 --> 0:43:59.000 will be the first. 0:43:59.320 --> 0:44:01.140 Are you actually planning on... You've wore it the whole 0:44:01.160 --> 0:44:01.780 night with the tag? 0:44:01.800 --> 0:44:04.040 It's 50 bucks. Well, the tag was on the... Wouldn't 0:44:04.080 --> 0:44:06.440 it be itchy? The tag was on the sleeve, so 0:44:06.460 --> 0:44:07.100 you didn't feel it. 0:44:07.100 --> 0:44:07.800 Massive scab. 0:44:08.440 --> 0:44:10.020 If it wasn't on the neck, I would have pulled 0:44:10.040 --> 0:44:11.279 it off. On the sleeve, got away with it. 0:44:11.280 --> 0:44:13.620 But I heard how nervous you were. You'd be sweating profusely. 0:44:13.680 --> 0:44:16.800 I had no pommer. I was wearing Nopong. 0:44:17.100 --> 0:44:20.040 Bit of Nopong. We'll see how strong the Nopong is, 0:44:20.040 --> 0:44:20.560 I suppose. 0:44:20.680 --> 0:44:23.480 I am curious, though. I've never done it before. What 0:44:23.520 --> 0:44:26.540 did you return after using it? Because this is a 0:44:26.580 --> 0:44:28.029 whole new world to me. I know a lot of 0:44:28.050 --> 0:44:28.630 people do it. 0:44:29.310 --> 0:44:31.130 Do people actually do that? I've never done that in 0:44:31.150 --> 0:44:32.509 my life. I think people do it. I've never done 0:44:32.530 --> 0:44:33.029 that in my life. 0:44:33.050 --> 0:44:35.310 I think people do it. They wear stuff and then 0:44:35.330 --> 0:44:35.870 they return it. 0:44:37.010 --> 0:44:37.650 That's crazy. 0:44:38.510 --> 0:44:40.810 I'm pretty sure Producer Bell does it with bikinis and stuff. 0:44:42.030 --> 0:44:42.690 You can't do that. 0:44:43.190 --> 0:44:46.029 Okay, no, not bikinis, but I may or may not 0:44:46.070 --> 0:44:48.530 have done it with a formal dress that you wear once. 0:44:49.330 --> 0:44:52.200 And to hire it's $ 100, so why wouldn't I just 0:44:52.219 --> 0:44:52.920 buy it and then return it? 0:44:52.920 --> 0:44:54.420 Well, it's the same as me, right? It's just like 0:44:54.460 --> 0:44:55.739 a formal shirt, I guess. 0:44:56.620 --> 0:44:56.819 Yeah. 0:44:57.040 --> 0:44:58.060 What's wrong with you people? 0:44:58.820 --> 0:45:01.460 It's a brave new world for me. I'm wondering, has 0:45:01.540 --> 0:45:07.650 anyone got experience? 131065, what did you return after you 0:45:07.750 --> 0:45:09.330 used it? Imagine if someone bought a car and they 0:45:09.370 --> 0:45:10.969 used it for a bit and they returned it. 0:45:12.469 --> 0:45:16.450 Charlotte joins us now. Tell us, did you have a 0:45:16.450 --> 0:45:18.940 bit of a scenario where you returned something or were 0:45:18.960 --> 0:45:20.020 you on the receiving end? 0:45:20.900 --> 0:45:22.880 So I was on the receiving end. I was one 0:45:22.920 --> 0:45:25.840 of the poor people that received someone else's dirty stains. 0:45:25.860 --> 0:45:26.520 Okay. 0:45:26.540 --> 0:45:29.839 So I ordered a white dress for my 21st. Yeah. 0:45:30.219 --> 0:45:32.480 And it came with yellow stains under the armpit. 0:45:32.820 --> 0:45:33.760 Yeah. 0:45:33.900 --> 0:45:35.879 See, that is the other end of the Robin Hood. 0:45:36.980 --> 0:45:38.820 Yeah, but that person obviously wasn't wearing no pong. 0:45:40.770 --> 0:45:43.109 I don't know how powerful no pong is. 0:45:43.170 --> 0:45:43.870 Pretty powerful. 0:45:45.290 --> 0:45:46.469 Why don't you bring the shirt in? I'll give it 0:45:46.489 --> 0:45:47.090 the sniff test. 0:45:47.160 --> 0:45:47.640 Sure, yeah. 0:45:48.000 --> 0:45:48.820 We can do that tomorrow. 0:45:48.860 --> 0:45:50.420 I'm pretty sure it's bunched up on the floor in 0:45:50.440 --> 0:45:50.879 my bedroom. 0:45:51.040 --> 0:45:55.360 Okay, okay. Sandra in Holden Hill, were you also on 0:45:55.380 --> 0:45:56.080 the receiving end? 0:45:56.960 --> 0:45:59.580 Yes, my husband and I were both on the receiving end. 0:46:00.420 --> 0:46:02.640 We went shopping for tracksuit pants. 0:46:03.750 --> 0:46:04.150 Together? 0:46:04.270 --> 0:46:05.770 That's a cute couple thing to do. 0:46:07.690 --> 0:46:09.330 Maybe we should buy a big pair. We could both 0:46:09.350 --> 0:46:09.890 have a leg each. 0:46:09.950 --> 0:46:11.150 One each. 0:46:12.870 --> 0:46:15.370 And he was looking for pets and he found some, 0:46:15.890 --> 0:46:18.270 went into the change rooms, went to go and put 0:46:18.290 --> 0:46:21.350 them on. There was a gift left behind. 0:46:21.390 --> 0:46:25.370 What do you mean a gift left behind? 0:46:25.430 --> 0:46:27.110 Not in the gusset. Surely not in the gusset. 0:46:27.860 --> 0:46:28.120 Yes. 0:46:28.900 --> 0:46:30.239 Come on! 0:46:30.360 --> 0:46:35.040 They were returned, or someone tried them on, we're not sure, 0:46:35.100 --> 0:46:38.270 but yeah, it was a. 0:46:38.330 --> 0:46:40.150 Yuck. Bruh. 0:46:40.170 --> 0:46:42.989 Bruh. That's... Yeah, that ain't it. 0:46:43.070 --> 0:46:46.330 That's not it at all. 0:46:46.550 --> 0:46:50.129 And honestly, I think if you intend on returning this shirt, 0:46:50.170 --> 0:46:53.259 then somewhere along the line, karma is a thing, and 0:46:53.360 --> 0:46:58.140 you will get a skidded... Whether you order it online 0:46:58.160 --> 0:47:00.839 or go into the shop, because what goes around comes around, buddy. 0:47:01.960 --> 0:47:05.140 Yep. How does a family pass to the Royal Adelaide 0:47:05.200 --> 0:47:07.839 show sound? Pretty good. Well, give us a buzz and 0:47:07.940 --> 0:47:09.840 do this next game, Liam. 0:47:09.920 --> 0:47:10.460 Yeah. 0:47:11.000 --> 0:47:12.900 I think kids don't go to the shows for the 0:47:12.960 --> 0:47:15.340 rides or the show bags. They go for the wood chopping. 0:47:16.390 --> 0:47:18.890 Catherine in Burton, you're going to be one of our 0:47:18.969 --> 0:47:22.440 verbal lumberjacks this morning. So I don't know if you 0:47:22.520 --> 0:47:25.419 know how this is going to work, because we can't 0:47:25.440 --> 0:47:27.380 see you chopping wood in front of us. We're going 0:47:27.480 --> 0:47:29.879 to give you five seconds, and you've got to say 0:47:29.980 --> 0:47:32.590 chop as many times as you can. Then with our 0:47:32.620 --> 0:47:34.689 special computers here, we're going to slow down your voice. 0:47:35.110 --> 0:47:37.189 We're going to count how many times you've said chop. 0:47:37.270 --> 0:47:37.850 All make sense? 0:47:37.870 --> 0:47:37.940 Yes. 0:47:38.610 --> 0:47:39.810 Yep, perfect. All right, all right. 0:47:39.830 --> 0:47:43.780 Well, you'll be coming up against Sandra in Andrew's farm. 0:47:43.800 --> 0:47:44.660 How are you doing, Sandra? 0:47:44.760 --> 0:47:47.820 I'm trying to win show tickets. 0:47:47.840 --> 0:47:48.640 Sorry, Sandra. 0:47:48.680 --> 0:47:49.359 Sandra, you're on. 0:47:49.920 --> 0:47:50.580 Yes, hello. 0:47:50.620 --> 0:47:51.500 How are you going? 0:47:51.680 --> 0:47:54.080 Who are you telling there that you're doing show tickets? 0:47:55.239 --> 0:47:56.380 I'm actually at work. 0:47:56.800 --> 0:47:59.100 Oh, that's okay. Oh, well, tell them. 0:47:59.260 --> 0:48:00.740 I'm multitasking. 0:48:00.780 --> 0:48:02.989 You tell them there's more important stuff happening. There is. 0:48:03.030 --> 0:48:07.770 There's show tickets everywhere. on the line here. So, Catherine, 0:48:07.790 --> 0:48:09.870 you're going to go first. We're going to give you 0:48:09.890 --> 0:48:11.650 a little countdown and then you've got to say chop 0:48:11.710 --> 0:48:14.529 as many times as you possibly can in five seconds. 0:48:14.550 --> 0:48:14.910 Are you ready? 0:48:14.930 --> 0:48:16.050 Okay, I'm ready. 0:48:16.180 --> 0:48:25.759 All right, this is just you, Catherine. Three, two, one, chop. <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>. 0:48:25.680 --> 0:48:30.040 <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>. 0:48:29.980 --> 0:48:30.239 <HAL> <HAL>. 0:48:34.650 --> 0:48:37.390 Yes. I am ready. 0:48:37.410 --> 0:48:42.629 <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>. 0:48:42.570 --> 0:48:45.200 <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>. 0:48:45.140 --> 0:48:47.680 <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>. 0:48:47.600 --> 0:48:58.120 <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>. 0:48:57.980 --> 0:49:00.459 <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> 0:49:05.080 --> 0:49:06.900 Here are your chops slowed down. 0:49:06.920 --> 0:49:08.900 Sounds like an exotic bird or something. 0:49:08.940 --> 0:49:10.160 But the computer says 42. Oh, wow. Well done. 0:49:20.770 --> 0:49:24.370 Well done indeed, Catherine. Good verbal wood chopping this morning. 0:49:24.370 --> 0:49:30.070 42 in five seconds. This is your wood chopping, Sandra. 0:49:30.090 --> 0:49:33.930 Even slowed down pretty fast. The computer has analysed. 0:49:33.930 --> 0:49:35.930 45. 0:49:41.640 --> 0:49:41.839 Wow. 0:49:41.860 --> 0:49:48.140 Thank you. Sandra, you are the winner. Congratulations. 0:49:48.260 --> 0:49:49.280 Good job, Catherine. 0:49:51.260 --> 0:49:53.410 Well done, ladies. Well done. Thank you. 0:49:53.430 --> 0:49:54.650 That's nice of you, Catherine. 0:49:54.710 --> 0:49:57.790 Thank you very much. I enjoyed that. And you're going 0:49:57.810 --> 0:50:01.290 to enjoy the Royal Adelaide Show, I'm sure, presented by Drake's. 0:50:01.690 --> 0:50:04.609 Don't get show-mo. Go to the Royal Adelaide Show. Get 0:50:04.630 --> 0:50:07.359 your tickets now. Also, don't forget about Ben Liam's Haunted House, 0:50:07.440 --> 0:50:13.450 presented by Hollywood Horrors. And we are back. 0:50:14.650 --> 0:50:17.390 Wonderful to see the good people of the People's Republic 0:50:17.430 --> 0:50:20.830 of Ben and Liam being vocal. Of course, some dictatorships, 0:50:21.590 --> 0:50:25.509 you know, famously don't like people speaking out against them. 0:50:25.670 --> 0:50:25.830 Yep. 0:50:26.050 --> 0:50:28.000 But what I would say is from what I've seen. 0:50:28.610 --> 0:50:31.030 People are just giving their views. They're not necessarily saying, 0:50:31.430 --> 0:50:33.970 I want to overthrow the Supreme Leaders. That's when there's problems. 0:50:33.989 --> 0:50:35.270 That's when the dogs get wrong. 0:50:35.310 --> 0:50:40.420 Ash Robertson posted, feeling confused. Why ask for feedback if 0:50:40.460 --> 0:50:41.719 you aren't going to listen to it? 0:50:41.719 --> 0:50:48.200 Now, I will let this freaking thing off its chain 0:50:48.340 --> 0:50:51.950 if I hear anything more from you, Ash. What I 0:50:51.969 --> 0:50:53.790 will say is, no, no, no, no, no. There's no 0:50:53.870 --> 0:50:56.740 angry dogs here. Imran House. A valued listener. 0:50:56.760 --> 0:50:57.480 Real name. 0:50:57.840 --> 0:51:00.489 Many years ago, paid out saying no one would actually 0:51:00.510 --> 0:51:01.109 have that name. 0:51:01.370 --> 0:51:03.569 I laughed and said Imran isn't a real name. It 0:51:03.610 --> 0:51:04.529 definitely is. 0:51:04.610 --> 0:51:06.210 You said your full name, Imran House. 0:51:06.610 --> 0:51:08.850 You thought it was a username, not a person's name. 0:51:08.910 --> 0:51:11.130 Imran House sent us a video of him listening to 0:51:11.150 --> 0:51:12.750 the podcast being like, yeah, F me. Imagine if that 0:51:12.770 --> 0:51:13.330 was your name, right? 0:51:13.590 --> 0:51:16.610 Imran House did one of the all-time videos. It was 0:51:16.630 --> 0:51:19.000 like early days of the Nova podcast and he filmed 0:51:19.020 --> 0:51:21.640 himself listening to us have that conversation and he was like, 0:51:21.660 --> 0:51:24.040 that's me. He was all excited and then The penny 0:51:24.080 --> 0:51:26.500 drop moment where I was like, that's not a real name. 0:51:26.540 --> 0:51:28.400 No one's called Imran House. 0:51:28.500 --> 0:51:31.339 And just from that video alone, I trust this guy. 0:51:31.400 --> 0:51:34.300 He's a funny guy. He's a funny guy. Thank you, Imran. 0:51:35.239 --> 0:51:38.460 He said, re-podcast change up. I feel as a listener, 0:51:38.920 --> 0:51:41.799 the impact of the removal of music is overstated. It 0:51:41.840 --> 0:51:44.380 might feel different from the production end, but as a listener, 0:51:44.780 --> 0:51:46.879 it's not that different in my opinion. And I feel 0:51:46.900 --> 0:51:49.890 like a podcast without the radio bits doesn't work. This 0:51:49.950 --> 0:51:52.109 is my experience as a listener. My three dumb friends 0:51:52.170 --> 0:51:54.630 make a radio show every day. I hear whatever stuff 0:51:54.770 --> 0:51:57.700 they pull together for a commercial radio show and see 0:51:57.739 --> 0:51:59.560 how much they can get away with. And then at 0:51:59.600 --> 0:52:02.020 the end, you hear how they put it together, their 0:52:02.060 --> 0:52:04.799 life story, Schlopp and Bell having a sick day. My 0:52:04.860 --> 0:52:09.370 vote is leave as is. Much love, Imran. Imran, you 0:52:09.989 --> 0:52:15.190 now have a job within the propaganda department. We're willing 0:52:15.250 --> 0:52:17.310 to give you one star on your jacket. 0:52:19.290 --> 0:52:21.009 No, hang on, hang on. 0:52:21.030 --> 0:52:22.790 Yes, and I know it's confusing, but there will now 0:52:22.810 --> 0:52:25.670 be military grade systems as well as a loyalty program. 0:52:25.690 --> 0:52:26.370 Is he a lieutenant? 0:52:26.770 --> 0:52:27.870 Yep, lieutenant in Rand. 0:52:27.890 --> 0:52:29.779 And if you get three stars, you're a general? 0:52:29.910 --> 0:52:30.469 Nope. 0:52:30.860 --> 0:52:32.339 No, we're not. It's very simple, we just get some 0:52:32.360 --> 0:52:33.400 hats made. It's not hard. 0:52:33.540 --> 0:52:35.180 We're actually getting rid of the tier system. 0:52:35.520 --> 0:52:35.600 No. 0:52:35.620 --> 0:52:39.259 And we're doing military rankings. You need to stop being. 0:52:38.980 --> 0:52:41.060 So freaking ADHD with your. 0:52:40.980 --> 0:52:42.339 Content, okay? 0:52:42.460 --> 0:52:45.120 We have loyalty program. 0:52:45.280 --> 0:52:47.430 My dogs are getting hungry. 0:52:47.469 --> 0:52:47.569 No. 0:52:48.790 --> 0:52:49.649 Know your place. 0:52:49.989 --> 0:52:55.469 We are not having loyalty and then a freaking ranking 0:52:55.550 --> 0:52:56.270 star system. 0:52:56.350 --> 0:52:58.790 Well, I can't wait to see Liam let this thing off. 0:53:00.290 --> 0:53:00.689 The turn. 0:53:00.730 --> 0:53:00.990 Okay. 0:53:01.010 --> 0:53:03.350 But what I will say. I'm excited for that. 0:53:03.430 --> 0:53:06.290 I don't think Imran has been inducted in the loyalty program. 0:53:06.630 --> 0:53:08.330 Well, he doesn't need to be because we've blown that up. 0:53:08.950 --> 0:53:09.710 No, yeah. 0:53:09.770 --> 0:53:11.549 That's done. We've done that. 0:53:11.590 --> 0:53:14.510 Shut up. We are literally working on the freaking God 0:53:14.530 --> 0:53:14.860 tier right now. 0:53:14.870 --> 0:53:16.810 It's still a thing. It's still a thing. But thank you. 0:53:17.420 --> 0:53:18.420 There are many systems. 0:53:19.660 --> 0:53:24.540 Supreme Leader blows it up. No, no. So now it's 0:53:24.640 --> 0:53:29.799 a star system. One star lieutenant. Three stars general. Don't 0:53:29.820 --> 0:53:30.700 know what two stars is. 0:53:31.010 --> 0:53:32.650 Do you remember the ratings yesterday? 0:53:32.710 --> 0:53:33.050 Corporal? 0:53:33.070 --> 0:53:34.690 You remember the ratings? 0:53:35.210 --> 0:53:37.350 Do you remember the chat with our boss about the 0:53:37.410 --> 0:53:39.969 ratings and the feedback we got about what we need 0:53:39.989 --> 0:53:40.569 to do on the show? 0:53:40.590 --> 0:53:41.430 What was it? Remind me. 0:53:42.450 --> 0:53:43.490 When you do. 0:53:43.350 --> 0:53:48.879 Something, stick with it. And don't keep changing ideas. 0:53:50.020 --> 0:53:50.580 Literally. 0:53:50.680 --> 0:53:52.940 I think these new ideas are way better. New ideas sticks. 0:53:53.280 --> 0:53:56.700 The quote was, when you do something, just stay with 0:53:56.780 --> 0:53:58.770 it and make it just that that you focus on 0:53:58.790 --> 0:54:01.590 for a few weeks. Then you can change. What do 0:54:01.610 --> 0:54:03.650 you do the next day? Blow up loyalty. 0:54:03.670 --> 0:54:05.170 There was a lot of that. I mean, some of 0:54:05.190 --> 0:54:07.850 the people being real dicks in the articles yesterday. I mean, literally, 0:54:07.890 --> 0:54:10.529 it's like, grow up. We've gone down one book. Someone said, 0:54:10.690 --> 0:54:13.520 egg on their face. Beginner's luck cooked for Kiss Duo. 0:54:13.540 --> 0:54:15.240 I thought that was pretty funny. Egg on their face 0:54:15.320 --> 0:54:16.140 with the egg. 0:54:16.219 --> 0:54:20.219 It is brutal when your face and eggs is your 0:54:20.239 --> 0:54:23.640 promo shot. You're just sitting duck for that one. And 0:54:23.660 --> 0:54:26.509 then there was Adelaide's most hyped breaking radio show in 0:54:26.610 --> 0:54:31.870 ratings disaster. I'll give you the hot tip. We were 0:54:31.890 --> 0:54:33.510 number one nine books in a row. Still got fired, 0:54:33.530 --> 0:54:34.290 so it doesn't really matter. 0:54:34.530 --> 0:54:37.070 Liam, did you see the Star Wars meme from Liam 0:54:37.110 --> 0:54:37.569 Brown recently? 0:54:38.640 --> 0:54:41.410 I did see that, yes. Very funny. That was funny. 0:54:41.430 --> 0:54:42.830 Are you familiar with the scene, Belle? 0:54:43.290 --> 0:54:46.890 Liam, you know I'm not. I haven't seen any Star Wars. 0:54:46.950 --> 0:54:48.910 Well, I actually think you would like that scene because 0:54:48.930 --> 0:54:51.750 it's actually Sarah's favourite scene. It's Padme and Anakin, they're 0:54:51.770 --> 0:54:52.850 rolling in the fields. 0:54:52.950 --> 0:54:53.510 In the grass. 0:54:54.030 --> 0:54:55.350 Oh, is that what that meme's from? 0:54:55.590 --> 0:54:56.470 Attack of the Clones, I believe. 0:54:56.489 --> 0:55:00.480 Attack of the Clones, yeah. Because he's pretending to fall 0:55:00.540 --> 0:55:02.399 off the big moose thing. 0:55:02.780 --> 0:55:03.880 Oh, is that what that's from? 0:55:04.020 --> 0:55:06.490 I've never known what that meme's from. Well, that's literally a. 0:55:09.520 --> 0:55:13.780 What that meme is from there is he's talking about, 0:55:14.510 --> 0:55:16.930 he's like, one person should make a decision. She's like, Anakin, 0:55:16.950 --> 0:55:19.710 you're talking about a dictatorship. He's like, well, if it's 0:55:19.730 --> 0:55:21.989 the best for the galaxy, I can't remember the exact line, 0:55:22.010 --> 0:55:24.770 but he's basically a bit of foreshadowing there because he's 0:55:24.790 --> 0:55:27.250 obviously going to become Darth Vader much like we are, 0:55:27.290 --> 0:55:28.430 supreme leaders of the podcast. 0:55:28.469 --> 0:55:29.219 Wait, hang on. 0:55:29.239 --> 0:55:30.920 Darth Vader was a man first. 0:55:31.219 --> 0:55:32.080 Anakin Skywalker, yeah. 0:55:32.120 --> 0:55:33.100 Can I see? What does he look like? 0:55:34.940 --> 0:55:35.580 Oh, he's good looking. 0:55:35.780 --> 0:55:35.960 Yeah. 0:55:36.080 --> 0:55:37.890 Yeah, he's very good looking. Well, they're both good looking. 0:55:37.910 --> 0:55:39.350 That's like a full power couple right there. 0:55:39.810 --> 0:55:40.450 What happened to her? 0:55:41.310 --> 0:55:43.370 She dies. Childbirth. Luke and Leia are her kids. 0:55:44.230 --> 0:55:45.110 Oh, there you go. 0:55:45.170 --> 0:55:45.790 By his hand. 0:55:46.330 --> 0:55:47.270 So he's Luke's father. 0:55:48.050 --> 0:55:49.130 Luke, I am your father. There it is. 0:55:49.489 --> 0:55:50.229 It's all coming together. 0:55:50.270 --> 0:55:50.850 I get it. 0:55:50.870 --> 0:55:51.850 Star Wars. There it is. 0:55:52.290 --> 0:55:52.770 Wow. 0:55:52.890 --> 0:55:53.510 How about that? 0:55:53.530 --> 0:55:56.130 So for those that can't see it, it's the classic meme, 0:55:56.390 --> 0:56:00.570 Four Squares, where Anakin says, we will give you the 0:56:00.590 --> 0:56:03.590 podcast you want. And then Padme says, like with a 0:56:03.590 --> 0:56:05.430 big smiley face, that means we can pick the segments 0:56:05.450 --> 0:56:07.900 we want, right? And it's him just kind of giving 0:56:07.940 --> 0:56:10.700 her that look. And then she says, like, you know, 0:56:10.719 --> 0:56:12.060 she's got a bit more of a straight face. She says, 0:56:12.080 --> 0:56:12.859 you listen to us, right? 0:56:15.160 --> 0:56:17.989 Thank you to Trev Budd for making the nice dictator 0:56:18.010 --> 0:56:19.700 photos of us with nice bushy beards. 0:56:19.739 --> 0:56:20.570 Around the wall. 0:56:20.630 --> 0:56:23.489 There was another really good one. Can we make this one? 0:56:23.610 --> 0:56:25.190 One of them needs to be the pod tile today, 0:56:25.230 --> 0:56:25.529 I think. 0:56:25.550 --> 0:56:25.950 Wilhelm. 0:56:26.489 --> 0:56:29.370 You've got to choose one for the other one. I 0:56:29.410 --> 0:56:31.710 love Wilhelm's one, the Russian looking one. 0:56:31.730 --> 0:56:33.330 Oh, yes. 0:56:33.350 --> 0:56:34.470 Can we make that the cover photo? 0:56:34.770 --> 0:56:35.330 You want that one? 0:56:36.200 --> 0:56:37.940 I also like Matt Kars is probably a little bit 0:56:37.980 --> 0:56:40.280 too AI, but he went for more of the, like, 0:56:41.200 --> 0:56:42.710 he branded it up with the Kiss branding. 0:56:42.730 --> 0:56:46.649 I like Arvin did one as well. Thank you, Arvin. 0:56:47.469 --> 0:56:49.450 All getting roles, by the way, in the propaganda. 0:56:50.530 --> 0:56:51.069 I'm just going to, I. 0:56:51.030 --> 0:56:53.890 Thought the podcast. They've all got, anyone who made a 0:56:53.930 --> 0:56:58.160 dictatorship green screen edit gets one star. 0:56:59.200 --> 0:57:01.980 Another way, another quick way to get a star is, um, 0:57:02.040 --> 0:57:03.960 if one of your neighbors are speaking ill of the 0:57:04.000 --> 0:57:06.239 podcast and if you, if you call them out for 0:57:06.280 --> 0:57:11.930 dog attack, um, if you say, traitor, traitor, traitor, if 0:57:11.969 --> 0:57:13.430 you like turn on your family or whatever. 0:57:13.590 --> 0:57:16.950 And then what, you DM us and say, yeah. 0:57:17.190 --> 0:57:20.669 I've heard, I've heard like my, um, the sisters saying 0:57:20.690 --> 0:57:21.870 she doesn't like the podcast as much. 0:57:22.050 --> 0:57:22.250 Yeah. 0:57:22.710 --> 0:57:26.270 Um, If you offer up someone who's not into the 0:57:26.310 --> 0:57:28.710 new regime, you'll probably get a stripe. 0:57:28.790 --> 0:57:32.090 Okay, well, the stars don't exist, right? 0:57:32.110 --> 0:57:32.950 Stars and stripes. 0:57:33.000 --> 0:57:34.180 You can go for it all you want. 0:57:34.200 --> 0:57:36.340 So if you get three stars, do you get a stripe? 0:57:36.360 --> 0:57:39.400 I'm not honouring this. I'm not honouring this. Absolutely not. 0:57:39.460 --> 0:57:40.840 I think if you get three stars, you get a stripe. 0:57:41.300 --> 0:57:44.580 If you get three stripes, you can be on the show. 0:57:44.600 --> 0:57:47.260 What the hell? 0:57:47.880 --> 0:57:49.600 There's also like a special, if you see us in public, 0:57:49.620 --> 0:57:50.980 you have to salute now. It's a new thing. 0:57:51.020 --> 0:57:52.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't say anything. Just salute. 0:57:53.490 --> 0:57:58.150 Look, okay, so no, and also you guys can just 0:57:58.170 --> 0:57:59.610 deal with that then. I'm not. 0:58:00.010 --> 0:58:01.910 If you like your hut inside the walls. 0:58:01.930 --> 0:58:04.330 Because who will put you outside? 0:58:04.390 --> 0:58:05.630 You can go outside the walls real quick. Not a 0:58:05.630 --> 0:58:06.110 pretty place. 0:58:06.140 --> 0:58:09.360 That's the thing about dictatorships. Pretty dang nice inside. Yeah. 0:58:09.620 --> 0:58:12.020 Not as nice as other times when everyone's sharing outside. 0:58:12.040 --> 0:58:13.939 And right now you're probably patting the dog and feeding 0:58:13.980 --> 0:58:15.240 the dog, but you don't want to be on the 0:58:15.620 --> 0:58:17.820 other side of the chain link fence. Chain link fence. 0:58:17.880 --> 0:58:20.090 Mm-hmm. I thought today's pod tile was going to be 0:58:20.130 --> 0:58:21.860 you with Ollie Wines from last night, but did you 0:58:21.910 --> 0:58:22.410 not want that? 0:58:22.430 --> 0:58:23.050 Oh, it could be, yeah. 0:58:23.180 --> 0:58:23.840 Yeah, no, that's good. 0:58:24.400 --> 0:58:25.320 Are we putting that in the story? 0:58:25.340 --> 0:58:27.980 I don't think so, no. 0:58:28.160 --> 0:58:28.740 Just pod tile? 0:58:28.920 --> 0:58:29.540 Just pod tile. 0:58:29.700 --> 0:58:32.740 Pod tile. Okay, cool. Well, the graphics then. 0:58:33.000 --> 0:58:35.060 Yeah, let's just pick one of them and make it 0:58:35.080 --> 0:58:35.620 the cover photo. 0:58:37.280 --> 0:58:40.440 Is there a cover photo? No, for a group, there's 0:58:40.480 --> 0:58:43.320 no profile picture. It's just the cover photo. Okay, so 0:58:43.360 --> 0:58:44.480 which one do you want then? 0:58:45.080 --> 0:58:47.080 I like Trev's if he could get my hand in it. 0:58:47.100 --> 0:58:47.700 My hand's not in it. 0:58:49.410 --> 0:58:50.810 Which one was Trev's? 0:58:51.250 --> 0:58:53.370 Oh, the Ronald Moore one. Trev's had the Adelaide North 0:58:53.410 --> 0:58:58.340 Bulls in it. But I don't know if it's formatted 0:58:58.400 --> 0:58:59.300 right for the cover photo. 0:59:00.400 --> 0:59:02.280 I think the one... I could be wrong, but I 0:59:02.560 --> 0:59:08.430 think the... Yeah, I mean, they're all really good. I 0:59:08.470 --> 0:59:12.080 like the... Wilhelms one. It is a little bit AI, 0:59:12.100 --> 0:59:12.800 but I do like it. 0:59:12.960 --> 0:59:13.100 Yep. 0:59:13.200 --> 0:59:13.980 It looks very clean. 0:59:14.000 --> 0:59:14.640 I've lost. 0:59:14.980 --> 0:59:16.640 This one, Bill. I'll just screenshot it. 0:59:16.680 --> 0:59:19.570 Yeah, there's that one. There was also one... Sorry, I'm 0:59:19.590 --> 0:59:20.450 just trying to look for. 0:59:20.530 --> 0:59:22.090 I think he did a few. I think Wilhelm did 0:59:22.110 --> 0:59:22.390 a few. 0:59:23.050 --> 0:59:23.990 Recent. Here we go. 0:59:24.850 --> 0:59:28.470 Have you noticed that on people's passports, not a hard 0:59:28.490 --> 0:59:29.300 and fast rule, but. 0:59:31.260 --> 0:59:35.140 A lot of like nations like Australia and the UK 0:59:35.460 --> 0:59:40.380 and America, we have deep blue sort of Navy passports. 0:59:41.050 --> 0:59:46.570 New Zealand has like black, but there's other countries like 0:59:46.630 --> 0:59:49.270 China and Russia, they have like the red, they run 0:59:49.290 --> 0:59:50.130 a red passport. 0:59:50.330 --> 0:59:51.950 Yeah, like burgundy and stuff. 0:59:52.110 --> 0:59:53.580 Yeah. We would run a red. 0:59:54.120 --> 0:59:54.220 Yep. 0:59:56.630 --> 0:59:58.570 I also just saw Nathan Novak did one. His is 0:59:58.590 --> 1:00:00.030 quite good because his isn't AI. 1:00:00.270 --> 1:00:02.670 So Wilhelm and then, yeah, Novak's is really funny. He's 1:00:02.690 --> 1:00:03.600 also got Kumon in it. 1:00:03.630 --> 1:00:06.330 He's got Kumon. He's got dicking around. He's got a 1:00:06.390 --> 1:00:07.610 line through Spotify. 1:00:07.720 --> 1:00:08.260 Kumon. 1:00:08.410 --> 1:00:09.030 Double dog. 1:00:10.010 --> 1:00:12.640 Oh, that's clever. I didn't see that one. What I 1:00:12.660 --> 1:00:16.740 would say is Kumon will be scrubbed from the public library. 1:00:17.740 --> 1:00:19.880 No one shall know that Supreme Leader went to Kumon. 1:00:20.700 --> 1:00:23.100 And if they will speak of it, I think you 1:00:23.160 --> 1:00:25.940 can put two and two together. and guess what will 1:00:25.960 --> 1:00:26.400 happen next. 1:00:26.480 --> 1:00:28.860 Unless the other Supreme Leader does deem it okay to 1:00:28.880 --> 1:00:30.740 talk about Kumon, because he finds it very funny. 1:00:30.940 --> 1:00:31.600 Yeah, that's true. 1:00:31.920 --> 1:00:33.820 Yeah, so there was Arvind, Wilhelm. 1:00:34.100 --> 1:00:38.700 As we said, it's a soft dictatorship. 1:00:39.520 --> 1:00:39.980 Yeah, of course. 1:00:40.540 --> 1:00:43.080 It's a dictatorship in the sense that we need strong 1:00:43.140 --> 1:00:46.360 mass reform. But if you look at the podcast today, 1:00:46.420 --> 1:00:48.840 this is the first day I've enforced the reform. There 1:00:48.900 --> 1:00:52.940 is 10 pieces in the podcast today. Yesterday, there was 1:00:52.940 --> 1:00:53.860 10 pieces, and the. 1:00:53.800 --> 1:00:58.350 Day before, there was 10. And sometimes, you know, in 1:00:58.430 --> 1:01:02.540 turbulent times, I think you need strong leaders. And I 1:01:02.580 --> 1:01:03.980 think that's what's happening here. Liam and I are standing 1:01:04.040 --> 1:01:04.920 up as strong leaders. 1:01:05.320 --> 1:01:06.420 Absolutely not. 1:01:06.440 --> 1:01:09.980 But the only reason we have become these leaders is 1:01:10.080 --> 1:01:13.180 because the emergency powers were invoked. And a lot of 1:01:13.200 --> 1:01:14.930 the time, you know, in Star Wars, World War II... 1:01:15.780 --> 1:01:19.700 That stuff happens. But we won't abuse the power. Sometimes 1:01:19.720 --> 1:01:20.720 that happens. They go, look. 1:01:20.940 --> 1:01:21.480 We'll give it back. 1:01:21.980 --> 1:01:24.670 Yeah, we'll give it back. When wartime is over, we'll 1:01:24.690 --> 1:01:25.070 give it back. 1:01:25.150 --> 1:01:25.510 Absolutely. 1:01:25.530 --> 1:01:26.320 We're not going to abuse it. 1:01:26.430 --> 1:01:28.210 So do you want Novaks as the cover photo? 1:01:29.410 --> 1:01:32.630 And we shall have peace. 1:01:33.590 --> 1:01:34.710 Don't look at me when you do that. 1:01:34.790 --> 1:01:36.130 He's doing Emperor Palpatine. 1:01:37.400 --> 1:01:39.320 Okay. I think I've... Oh, my God. 1:01:39.380 --> 1:01:40.360 Can you answer the question? 1:01:40.460 --> 1:01:42.120 Sorry, but I was telling a personal story. 1:01:42.140 --> 1:01:45.210 Can one of you answer the. 1:01:45.230 --> 1:01:46.570 Easy boy, easy boy. She's one of us. 1:01:47.430 --> 1:01:48.990 She's one of us. She's had a propaganda. 1:01:49.050 --> 1:01:50.410 Which cover photo do you want? 1:01:51.470 --> 1:01:53.830 I've said about 19 times the Wilhelm one. 1:01:54.170 --> 1:01:56.350 Yeah, but then you said, ooh, to the Novak one. 1:01:56.830 --> 1:01:59.620 They're both good, but just... Can you do two? No. 1:01:59.900 --> 1:02:00.660 Just do Wilhelm. 1:02:00.680 --> 1:02:02.560 Whatever one fits in the cover photo the best. 1:02:04.060 --> 1:02:04.500 Do Wilhelm. 1:02:05.410 --> 1:02:06.630 Wilhelm did two. 1:02:07.050 --> 1:02:08.870 Oh, God. 1:02:08.890 --> 1:02:10.290 So, you're giving me three. 1:02:10.470 --> 1:02:12.850 I don't think I've ever... Now I've become Supreme Leader, 1:02:12.870 --> 1:02:14.130 I don't think I've ever been questioned more. 1:02:14.150 --> 1:02:14.770 There's this one. 1:02:14.790 --> 1:02:15.190 This one. 1:02:15.230 --> 1:02:18.050 Yes, but there's also this one he did. 1:02:18.070 --> 1:02:19.350 Well, this one is the one I want. 1:02:19.410 --> 1:02:20.210 You want that one. 1:02:20.230 --> 1:02:21.950 I don't think that'll fit in the cover vote. 1:02:22.010 --> 1:02:25.950 Absolutely not. It'll just be your, like, faces, but then. 1:02:25.970 --> 1:02:26.850 Freaking Cropit. 1:02:27.550 --> 1:02:30.130 Freaking, freaking, freaking... I just feel like it's actually a 1:02:30.170 --> 1:02:33.530 bit too close to home. Like, that one's actually semi-problematic. 1:02:33.550 --> 1:02:34.390 This is a real thing, though. 1:02:35.900 --> 1:02:38.900 At least Novak's is like funny. Like this one's like actually. 1:02:38.620 --> 1:02:39.110 A bit real. 1:02:39.120 --> 1:02:41.690 What was Belle? She was the head of propaganda. You're 1:02:41.710 --> 1:02:43.330 about to be the head of dicking around in a minute. 1:02:43.530 --> 1:02:44.150 Yes. 1:02:44.230 --> 1:02:44.990 Just crop it in. 1:02:45.010 --> 1:02:46.530 Just crop it around. Just muck around with it in 1:02:46.550 --> 1:02:47.500 the back end. You're working out. 1:02:47.530 --> 1:02:49.270 Just muck around in the back end. Crop it in. 1:02:49.570 --> 1:02:50.110 Oh, they said. 1:02:50.130 --> 1:02:51.050 Stop digging us around. 1:02:51.070 --> 1:02:53.320 Who said back end yesterday? 1:02:53.340 --> 1:02:57.000 One of our bosses in the meeting said, oh, that 1:02:57.060 --> 1:02:58.220 all comes out in the wash in the back end. 1:02:58.280 --> 1:02:58.460 What? 1:02:58.660 --> 1:02:59.540 We were looking at each other. 1:02:59.560 --> 1:02:59.710 We did. 1:03:01.210 --> 1:03:02.790 They're like, what are you guys laughing about? You're second 1:03:02.810 --> 1:03:03.290 to last in the ratings. 1:03:03.310 --> 1:03:05.590 Yeah, they'd say they'd been like, oh, this show, you know, 1:03:05.650 --> 1:03:07.410 they'll get there one day. And then they'd back in 1:03:07.430 --> 1:03:09.250 and we all went. 1:03:09.270 --> 1:03:11.410 Ben Williams makes a very good point. He said, seeing 1:03:11.510 --> 1:03:14.590 as though we are a republic now, we need a 1:03:14.770 --> 1:03:16.350 flag for this new era. 1:03:16.370 --> 1:03:16.430 Oh! 1:03:17.570 --> 1:03:22.550 What should our flag be? Honestly, best flag might even 1:03:22.660 --> 1:03:23.860 get head of propaganda. 1:03:24.840 --> 1:03:26.620 Yeah, I think that was a role at risk for sure. 1:03:27.640 --> 1:03:29.460 Two stars. I want people. 1:03:29.640 --> 1:03:29.900 Can we. 1:03:31.670 --> 1:03:34.890 By Friday, we're going to pick a new show flag. 1:03:35.610 --> 1:03:38.240 And it can be rough drawing with pencil. Oh, that 1:03:38.260 --> 1:03:38.840 looks great, Bill. 1:03:38.860 --> 1:03:39.840 See? 1:03:39.860 --> 1:03:40.620 Change the cover photo. 1:03:40.640 --> 1:03:41.220 That looks awesome. 1:03:41.240 --> 1:03:44.320 You've got the sickle and hammer and sickle. 1:03:44.340 --> 1:03:44.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:03:44.720 --> 1:03:48.200 Hammer and sickle, yeah. See, I like the idea. See 1:03:48.220 --> 1:03:50.120 how it's the hammer and sickle, which is kind of 1:03:50.140 --> 1:03:55.150 like Russia, right? Like, it would be good to have... 1:03:55.990 --> 1:03:59.760 That's a very communist image, but potentially there's, like, The 1:03:59.800 --> 1:04:00.780 double dog and the. 1:04:01.180 --> 1:04:01.800 Well, no, yeah. 1:04:01.820 --> 1:04:02.680 You know what I mean? 1:04:02.700 --> 1:04:04.060 This is why I said it's too real. 1:04:04.980 --> 1:04:07.180 The sickle, we could change that image. We could update 1:04:07.200 --> 1:04:08.310 the profile picture once we've got it. 1:04:08.330 --> 1:04:12.130 Yeah, I think the double dog with something else. We've 1:04:12.170 --> 1:04:15.510 obviously changed the cover photo. Can we make whatever the 1:04:15.590 --> 1:04:18.410 flag is on Friday, we'll lock that in. Can we 1:04:18.450 --> 1:04:20.560 make that the profile picture? 1:04:20.880 --> 1:04:24.040 There is no profile picture for a group. I just 1:04:24.140 --> 1:04:26.280 told you this, like, literally three minutes ago. 1:04:26.300 --> 1:04:26.380 Damn. 1:04:26.850 --> 1:04:27.650 What are you talking about? 1:04:27.710 --> 1:04:30.320 I said for a group, there's only the cover photo. 1:04:31.180 --> 1:04:31.520 Really? 1:04:31.660 --> 1:04:31.920 Yeah. 1:04:33.800 --> 1:04:34.520 Oh, okay. I see. 1:04:34.560 --> 1:04:35.740 Now you've updated it and it's updated. 1:04:35.760 --> 1:04:40.240 See, there's some pretty... When you look at dictatorships, Nazi Germany, obviously, 1:04:40.780 --> 1:04:45.430 Fascist Italy, Soviet Union, Iraq. I would like to be 1:04:45.470 --> 1:04:48.130 a nice one. We're going to do things a little 1:04:48.170 --> 1:04:49.910 differently around here. It's going to be a nice dictatorship. 1:04:49.930 --> 1:04:52.810 And how's that been going so far? Because so far, 1:04:52.830 --> 1:04:54.970 you said you're going to kill people with dogs. You're 1:04:54.990 --> 1:04:56.670 going to put me in a hospital. You've said you 1:04:56.690 --> 1:04:57.970 don't care about what people think. 1:04:58.270 --> 1:04:59.290 No, I never said that. 1:04:59.390 --> 1:05:01.490 And you've said for people to turn on their neighbours. 1:05:02.410 --> 1:05:07.570 So far, I think we've been taking everything on board. 1:05:07.610 --> 1:05:09.670 Has anyone spoke against the regime? 1:05:09.950 --> 1:05:12.750 Yes, Ash said, I'm really confused. And then you unleashed 1:05:12.790 --> 1:05:13.410 dogs on them. 1:05:13.430 --> 1:05:14.570 No, we didn't unleash the dogs. 1:05:14.630 --> 1:05:17.530 No, no, no. The dogs were barking, but they weren't released, Belle. 1:05:18.370 --> 1:05:19.130 You are. 1:05:19.330 --> 1:05:21.630 Let's look. Newest post. I just want to just... Always 1:05:21.670 --> 1:05:23.200 good to scan the regime. 1:05:23.220 --> 1:05:23.280 Uh. 1:05:25.520 --> 1:05:27.860 You know what's funny is that Liam never went in 1:05:27.880 --> 1:05:29.780 the pod squad and then he became a dictator and 1:05:29.860 --> 1:05:32.460 he's never... He's using it so much. 1:05:32.940 --> 1:05:33.160 What? 1:05:34.140 --> 1:05:36.420 Like, you never went in the pod squad and now 1:05:36.440 --> 1:05:38.120 you're a dictator and you've, like, got the pod squad 1:05:38.140 --> 1:05:40.010 up and you're going through it all. You really are 1:05:40.050 --> 1:05:40.760 taking it seriously. 1:05:40.800 --> 1:05:43.450 Well, yeah, I don't normally... Normally I stay away, but 1:05:43.570 --> 1:05:45.790 that's the thing. As I'm taking this role seriously, I've 1:05:45.830 --> 1:05:48.470 never spoken... Never heard from the people more. I normally 1:05:48.490 --> 1:05:49.270 just get it from you guys. 1:05:49.330 --> 1:05:51.010 Well, I wanted to talk about last night in the 1:05:51.050 --> 1:05:54.760 Best and Fairest, but... I feel like we can't even 1:05:54.780 --> 1:05:56.560 talk about stuff anymore because you've just got to talk 1:05:56.600 --> 1:05:58.080 about yourselves and your dictatorship. 1:05:59.740 --> 1:05:59.800 So. 1:06:00.600 --> 1:06:01.419 No, no, no, no. 1:06:01.440 --> 1:06:07.530 I would like to say... Yeah, I'm literally just reading 1:06:07.570 --> 1:06:08.430 everyone's things at the minute. 1:06:09.550 --> 1:06:13.810 Okay. I usually do that in the private time. 1:06:14.090 --> 1:06:17.890 Like, what is this? And the podcast is on. It's 1:06:17.910 --> 1:06:22.520 just silence of Liam reading. What do you do while 1:06:22.580 --> 1:06:25.040 Ben's doing everything and reading the Pod Squad post during 1:06:25.060 --> 1:06:25.400 the show? 1:06:25.420 --> 1:06:29.340 I have a side hustle. Don't you know? 1:06:30.800 --> 1:06:32.800 Do you do side hustle stuff during the show? 1:06:33.760 --> 1:06:34.360 How would I do that? 1:06:35.860 --> 1:06:37.950 No, you just said you have a side hustle. Are 1:06:37.970 --> 1:06:39.090 you doing it during the show? 1:06:39.150 --> 1:06:41.930 Constantly brewing. Constantly brewing. I haven't actually had... This is 1:06:41.970 --> 1:06:43.510 my first week without a post in a long time 1:06:43.550 --> 1:06:46.050 because I've had so much extra stuff moving house. Do 1:06:46.070 --> 1:06:46.730 you have a backlog? 1:06:47.590 --> 1:06:47.810 No. 1:06:48.170 --> 1:06:48.430 No. 1:06:49.230 --> 1:06:49.830 Rookie mistake. 1:06:50.790 --> 1:06:53.510 Well, to be fair, my makeup guy moved on me. 1:06:53.930 --> 1:06:55.380 Oh, really? Where did he move to? 1:06:57.020 --> 1:07:00.040 Oh, he didn't move. He just moved the date. We 1:07:00.060 --> 1:07:00.440 had a date. 1:07:00.460 --> 1:07:00.520 Oh. 1:07:00.580 --> 1:07:02.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1:07:02.880 --> 1:07:04.540 Oh, I think he moved to Sydney or something. 1:07:04.580 --> 1:07:05.360 No, no, no. 1:07:05.510 --> 1:07:06.690 I was about to release Gunther. 1:07:10.790 --> 1:07:12.290 Sometimes you have to growl back at them to show 1:07:12.310 --> 1:07:12.850 who's dominant. 1:07:13.130 --> 1:07:13.650 Down, Gunther. 1:07:13.670 --> 1:07:15.930 I learnt that from Cesar Millan. See, what's this? 1:07:15.950 --> 1:07:16.050 What? 1:07:16.070 --> 1:07:16.150 What? 1:07:19.760 --> 1:07:20.600 From the other week. 1:07:21.440 --> 1:07:22.780 What? 1:07:23.160 --> 1:07:25.040 When we went to pick up a certain vehicle. 1:07:25.180 --> 1:07:25.460 Oh, yes. 1:07:25.500 --> 1:07:27.660 There was a few angry dogs there. There was a 1:07:27.700 --> 1:07:31.560 few angry dogs, for sure. For sure. Head of Propaganda, 1:07:32.860 --> 1:07:35.490 have you prepared the Supreme Leader's hovercraft? 1:07:36.760 --> 1:07:37.050 Yeah. 1:07:37.090 --> 1:07:38.630 Do you want the update here or do you want 1:07:38.650 --> 1:07:39.810 the update off air? 1:07:41.350 --> 1:07:45.270 I swear to... Because we were very much promised this 1:07:45.450 --> 1:07:46.850 is a sure thing. 1:07:48.030 --> 1:07:48.510 Yes. 1:07:48.910 --> 1:07:49.580 Genuinely? 1:07:50.560 --> 1:07:53.520 May as well tell us now. But the dogs probably 1:07:53.540 --> 1:07:54.700 won't be happy about it. 1:07:54.720 --> 1:07:55.660 No, no, no, it's fine. 1:07:55.680 --> 1:07:56.940 We're still getting it. Hit us, hit us. 1:07:57.340 --> 1:08:00.220 It's just not going to be this week. It's going 1:08:00.240 --> 1:08:01.040 to be next week. 1:08:01.480 --> 1:08:02.500 It was always going to be next week, though. 1:08:02.940 --> 1:08:04.400 No, it was going to be late this week. 1:08:04.540 --> 1:08:05.300 No, this week we couldn't fit it in. 1:08:05.300 --> 1:08:06.360 No, we couldn't fit it in this week. 1:08:06.380 --> 1:08:08.340 It was too busy. We've got to do the show stuff. 1:08:09.030 --> 1:08:11.070 Raw show, I'm moving house. We're never going to do 1:08:11.090 --> 1:08:11.430 it this week. 1:08:13.110 --> 1:08:13.630 That's what I said. 1:08:15.010 --> 1:08:15.110 Cool. 1:08:15.130 --> 1:08:16.730 All right, next week. Next week we hover. 1:08:17.340 --> 1:08:17.939 End of next week. 1:08:18.160 --> 1:08:18.780 End of next week we hop. 1:08:18.800 --> 1:08:19.740 End of next week. 1:08:19.800 --> 1:08:20.540 Great. Yes. 1:08:20.640 --> 1:08:24.480 Also, I call the dog Gunther. Can we change the 1:08:24.500 --> 1:08:26.059 dog's name to Grunthal? 1:08:29.330 --> 1:08:29.790 Up, Grunthal. 1:08:29.930 --> 1:08:34.290 Up, up. Second, Grunthal. 1:08:34.330 --> 1:08:35.469 Down, down, Grunthal. 1:08:35.530 --> 1:08:35.910 See, I like it. 1:08:35.930 --> 1:08:37.470 See, Belle? All I do is I hold my hand 1:08:37.490 --> 1:08:38.510 like this. 1:08:38.590 --> 1:08:40.210 I hold my hand with my palm like this. 1:08:40.410 --> 1:08:44.760 And then when I put my palm down and sort 1:08:44.850 --> 1:08:46.740 of clench my fist, Grunthal attacks. 1:08:47.530 --> 1:08:48.990 I thought we had multiple dogs. 1:08:49.370 --> 1:08:50.490 Do we only have one? Oh, we do, but Grunthal 1:08:50.530 --> 1:08:51.450 is the head of the pack. 1:08:51.650 --> 1:08:51.879 Yeah. 1:08:52.240 --> 1:08:52.639 Right. 1:08:52.740 --> 1:08:55.019 And we've yet to see the damage Grunthal can do. 1:08:55.040 --> 1:08:57.750 But let me just say, it's not going to be pretty. 1:08:58.750 --> 1:09:02.900 Right. Okay. Well, so. 1:09:02.939 --> 1:09:03.940 Grunthal will kill. 1:09:04.560 --> 1:09:07.380 Who is he killing? Can we just. 1:09:07.300 --> 1:09:08.400 Not kill anyone? 1:09:08.479 --> 1:09:09.780 Well, I'll only give the kill order when. 1:09:09.800 --> 1:09:11.439 Quote, we're going to be a nice dictatorship. 1:09:12.680 --> 1:09:14.780 Bring up the journalists who wrote those articles yesterday. 1:09:16.410 --> 1:09:17.070 Bring them in. 1:09:17.530 --> 1:09:18.090 Bring them in. 1:09:18.310 --> 1:09:21.350 Go on, Thor. So Friday, Team Member of the Week, 1:09:21.370 --> 1:09:21.910 it's going to be back. 1:09:21.930 --> 1:09:22.170 Yes. 1:09:22.189 --> 1:09:23.310 Everyone's very excited. 1:09:23.330 --> 1:09:26.550 Is it going to be revealing the new show flag? 1:09:27.430 --> 1:09:28.550 Tomorrow or Friday? 1:09:28.570 --> 1:09:29.110 Friday, I think. 1:09:29.790 --> 1:09:30.870 And where's the flag going? 1:09:31.830 --> 1:09:34.270 We'll get one made up. Okay. 1:09:34.290 --> 1:09:35.189 We'll figure that out after. 1:09:35.290 --> 1:09:35.670 Yeah. 1:09:35.689 --> 1:09:36.290 In the back end. 1:09:38.670 --> 1:09:38.890 Yeah. 1:09:39.170 --> 1:09:39.930 Yeah. 1:09:40.270 --> 1:09:40.710 Okay, cool. 1:09:40.729 --> 1:09:41.190 All right. 1:09:41.229 --> 1:09:43.830 Well, no, I just wanted to see if there was 1:09:43.890 --> 1:09:44.570 anything else. 1:09:44.870 --> 1:09:47.550 There could be. And the dictatorship may be toppled at 1:09:47.570 --> 1:09:47.950 some point. 1:09:48.850 --> 1:09:49.809 It absolutely has to be. 1:09:49.810 --> 1:09:52.770 History often tells us that they last for a short time. 1:09:53.150 --> 1:09:55.800 And then we might have a dynasty. It might be 1:09:55.860 --> 1:09:57.960 more of a Japanese flavor to the podcast. Do you 1:09:57.979 --> 1:09:58.460 know what I mean? 1:09:59.500 --> 1:10:00.620 Dynasty was more China, right? 1:10:02.360 --> 1:10:04.180 No, they always had dynasties in Japan. 1:10:04.380 --> 1:10:04.520 Yeah. 1:10:04.979 --> 1:10:06.870 I don't know about this. Don't look at me. This 1:10:06.910 --> 1:10:07.229 is a blind spot. 1:10:07.250 --> 1:10:08.130 Yeah, no, I think you're right. 1:10:08.170 --> 1:10:09.490 No, but yeah, you're right. 1:10:09.970 --> 1:10:12.130 When I think dynasty, though, I think China, but yeah, 1:10:12.189 --> 1:10:12.950 I guess there was. 1:10:13.290 --> 1:10:22.700 Dynasty. Yeah, I was thinking of the emperors and stuff. Yeah. 1:10:22.800 --> 1:10:25.600 Was there a dynasty in Japan? 1:10:26.920 --> 1:10:29.060 Yeah, no, I wanted to, if there was anything else 1:10:29.080 --> 1:10:30.260 you wanted to chat about last night that we didn't 1:10:30.280 --> 1:10:30.920 cover on the show. 1:10:30.960 --> 1:10:33.130 Oh, shit, they've got a, sorry, Japan has a single 1:10:33.250 --> 1:10:34.630 unbroken imperial dynasty. 1:10:35.520 --> 1:10:37.680 They've got a freaking single imperial. 1:10:37.680 --> 1:10:40.500 1,500 years. Freaking heck. 1:10:41.689 --> 1:10:42.229 Freak me. 1:10:43.170 --> 1:10:48.610 Because it would be nice taking off the stiff cap 1:10:49.270 --> 1:10:52.250 of the Supreme Leader and putting on a soft fabric 1:10:52.270 --> 1:10:52.720 of the emperor. 1:10:52.729 --> 1:10:53.490 It's been one day. 1:10:53.840 --> 1:10:56.320 Yeah, I know that. I was just saying at one point. 1:10:56.479 --> 1:11:01.180 Again, if you have an idea, stay with it for 1:11:01.260 --> 1:11:01.519 a bit. 1:11:01.540 --> 1:11:03.540 This show does have a history of katanas. 1:11:03.870 --> 1:11:05.750 It would be nice to unsheathe a katana is what 1:11:05.800 --> 1:11:06.189 I'm saying. 1:11:06.530 --> 1:11:07.559 Yes, I know. 1:11:07.580 --> 1:11:08.280 I know. 1:11:09.640 --> 1:11:11.260 There might be, yeah, there'll be lots of different things. 1:11:11.300 --> 1:11:14.340 Maybe at some point we'll just have like a democratic 1:11:14.360 --> 1:11:16.400 sort of system where people vote each week on who 1:11:16.460 --> 1:11:18.019 should be the prime minister of the pod. 1:11:18.930 --> 1:11:20.050 So the team member of the week. 1:11:20.810 --> 1:11:21.850 Well, I don't know. 1:11:21.870 --> 1:11:23.610 What is what you've done here? 1:11:24.270 --> 1:11:27.590 All I hear, all I'm saying, out of my mouth, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun. 1:11:27.830 --> 1:11:29.610 Out of Belle's mouth, problem, problem, problem, problem. 1:11:29.630 --> 1:11:33.970 Ha, ha, ha, ha. Grunthal's getting a little slobbery. 1:11:34.670 --> 1:11:37.689 Grunthal's getting real hungry. 1:11:39.370 --> 1:11:39.590 All right. 1:11:39.630 --> 1:11:42.450 Just give us a reason to take Grunthal off his chain, Belle. 1:11:42.830 --> 1:11:44.190 Give us a darn reason. 1:11:44.290 --> 1:11:46.790 Are you saying you want me to sacrifice myself? 1:11:46.810 --> 1:11:46.870 No. 1:11:47.830 --> 1:11:51.130 You want me to say it's been. 1:11:50.979 --> 1:11:54.320 An honour and then step in front of Grunthal? 1:11:54.500 --> 1:11:55.439 See what Grunthal can do. 1:11:56.400 --> 1:11:57.200 What that thing do. 1:11:58.080 --> 1:11:58.700 Okay. 1:11:59.060 --> 1:12:02.479 Well, right. So China has had many dynasties. 1:12:02.600 --> 1:12:02.840 Yes. 1:12:03.080 --> 1:12:03.840 The Shang Dynasty. 1:12:03.860 --> 1:12:04.009 The Yin. 1:12:04.020 --> 1:12:07.580 The Zhao. The Qin. The Han. The Tang. The Song. 1:12:07.760 --> 1:12:08.200 The Ming. 1:12:08.680 --> 1:12:09.120 The Qing. 1:12:12.460 --> 1:12:13.389 Bill, don't you do it. 1:12:13.640 --> 1:12:16.540 Don't you say it sounds like the Wu-Tang Clan. Rappers 1:12:16.560 --> 1:12:18.100 from the Wu-Tang Clan. Don't say that. 1:12:18.510 --> 1:12:21.950 And do not do any of your impressions. 1:12:21.970 --> 1:12:22.150 Jesus. 1:12:22.290 --> 1:12:25.090 I swear to God, the dog has never been hungrier. 1:12:26.510 --> 1:12:28.760 In fact... That could be a dang good reason to 1:12:28.800 --> 1:12:30.420 let Grundle off his chain if you're going to do it. 1:12:30.780 --> 1:12:32.160 What was your favourite dynasty? 1:12:33.000 --> 1:12:36.700 Ying. 1:12:37.020 --> 1:12:39.260 Let me look up what was the most popular Chinese. 1:12:39.979 --> 1:12:41.840 What was the. 1:12:41.979 --> 1:12:44.080 If you do it, I'm going to let him. 1:12:48.120 --> 1:12:50.429 Off his chain. 1:12:50.439 --> 1:12:55.410 You've been fair warned. 1:12:55.710 --> 1:13:00.590 So Tang dynasty... would be the historian's top choice. It's 1:13:00.650 --> 1:13:07.360 widely considered the most famous and golden age of Chinese civilization. Down, Grunthal, down! 1:13:07.380 --> 1:13:08.920 Did we let him off? 1:13:09.860 --> 1:13:15.640 Did we let him off? Did we let him off? 1:13:16.700 --> 1:13:20.200 Enough! Enough! 1:13:21.040 --> 1:13:22.780 Boy, heal, heal, heal! 1:13:25.939 --> 1:13:31.460 He's not listening to you, Supreme Leader. Oh, God! 1:13:35.300 --> 1:13:38.740 Oh, Granthal. Granthal has done more damage than we intended 1:13:38.760 --> 1:13:39.000 to do. 1:13:39.160 --> 1:13:39.720 Oh, no. 1:13:40.760 --> 1:13:42.889 I'm so sorry. I think we can all agree, though, 1:13:44.020 --> 1:13:46.550 the funnest podcast we've had in a long time. So 1:13:47.110 --> 1:13:53.460 it's good. It's a good sign. That the dictatorship is working, guys. 1:13:53.479 --> 1:13:55.280 Yeah, see, if everyone just falls in the line. Bring 1:13:55.300 --> 1:13:55.720 the fun back. 1:13:55.780 --> 1:13:56.940 If everyone falls in the line. 1:13:57.460 --> 1:13:59.200 The whole point of this is to bring the fun back. 1:13:59.640 --> 1:14:01.300 Yeah, and that was fun. That was fun for us. 1:14:04.880 --> 1:14:05.300 Are you okay? 1:14:05.320 --> 1:14:07.939 Yeah, I'm fine. We need to get an ambulance in here. 1:14:07.960 --> 1:14:12.689 We'll get an ambulance in here. All right, see ya. 1:14:12.700 --> 1:14:13.780 Thank you. Supreme Leader's out. 1:14:14.080 --> 1:14:16.500 Bye-bye. You good, Bill? 1:14:16.520 --> 1:14:17.960 Yeah, I'm fine. 1:14:18.240 --> 1:14:18.460 Okay. 1:14:20.820 --> 1:14:21.389 And that's it.