1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,719 Speaker 1: Claire Hooper is in town for Sweet Charity, her Fringe 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:05,360 Speaker 1: show until February the fifth. You can get tickets through 3 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,600 Speaker 1: fringe world dot com, dot e U and Claire's joining us. 4 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:10,920 Speaker 2: Hello, welcome home, oh mate, thank you so much. It's 5 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:13,000 Speaker 2: not fun too. 6 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,440 Speaker 3: It was the start of the pandemic the last time 7 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:15,920 Speaker 3: we saw you. 8 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:18,639 Speaker 4: Yeah, it was just it was nipping at our heels. Well, 9 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:20,759 Speaker 4: I wonder what happened here. 10 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 2: I know, remember the good old day. I miss not caring. 11 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:29,880 Speaker 2: I really, I was just talking outside. We were like, 12 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 2: remember when you didn't care if you had a sniffle. 13 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,640 Speaker 5: I miss it so much, and all of a sudden 14 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 5: it was a mask. We have to that. 15 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 2: And remember the first few days of mask yould, Oh 16 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 2: my gosh, you were in a sci fi film and perfectly. 17 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:45,840 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm still wearing them on the planes. Yeah, yeah, 18 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 2: I'm one of the only people. But I'm also like, 19 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 2: I don't want to land in Perth and get sick. 20 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 1: So yeah, I think I'm always going to wear one 21 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 1: on a plane now, because you know, it's okay to 22 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 1: learn a few things from the pandemic as well. There 23 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:00,200 Speaker 1: are times when yeah, it's not a bad idea, not 24 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 1: have everyone's germs all over you. Yeah, plane as a 25 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:04,960 Speaker 1: breathing ground space. 26 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, didn't we. 27 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:08,800 Speaker 2: I feel like we always had it in us on planes, 28 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:11,400 Speaker 2: like because in pre masks on planes, you'd be sitting. 29 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:14,840 Speaker 4: There going these feels too close? Yes, yeah, too intomate. 30 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:19,160 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, we used to. 31 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:22,880 Speaker 2: We we used to be really confessed once are they 32 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 2: incredibly ill? 33 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 4: Are they from? Yeah? Like also you'd be yeah, I 34 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 4: used to. 35 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,679 Speaker 2: I used to see people in masks when you're on 36 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 2: like trains traveling in other parts of the world, and 37 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 2: you'd be like, what do they think they're going to 38 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,360 Speaker 2: catch from me? Yea? Now I realized no, you know, 39 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:42,039 Speaker 2: liketually they probably had a cold and there being now 40 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:45,119 Speaker 2: we understand sometimes it's courteous, it's not yea. 41 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 3: Rather than being you know, jumping to being offended. 42 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 5: Year last year, my first plight anywhere was to Geraldon 43 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 5: for work last year, and I'm looking at the magazine 44 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 5: in the back. I've never really thought about who touched 45 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 5: the magazine before, and I went probably. 46 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 2: No, no, now we're yeah, all right, don't overthink anyway. 47 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:06,000 Speaker 2: That is how long it's been, I believe, and I'm 48 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:09,760 Speaker 2: in the same venue you know, and it's it's a 49 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:10,800 Speaker 2: weird like. 50 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:11,840 Speaker 4: No times past. 51 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 2: But actually three of the hardest years of anyone actually passed. 52 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:18,440 Speaker 3: When you, I mean you are from Perth. 53 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,280 Speaker 1: When you get back to Perth, the things that you 54 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: really miss that you think, I must do that immediately, 55 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:26,960 Speaker 1: or I must go you know, such a. 56 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 5: Place for. 57 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I did one of them this morning. 58 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 2: I took one of my favorite runs. Okay, I know 59 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 2: you were hoping for. This is my favorite hartspot. 60 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,320 Speaker 3: This is what I was like when I lived away 61 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 3: from Perth. 62 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 1: I couldn't wait to get back to watch a sunset 63 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 1: at the beach because I get a sunset. 64 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:52,360 Speaker 2: No, you don't do it's a weird the ocean. I 65 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,640 Speaker 2: get a sunset out front of my house. I just 66 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 2: look down Moreland Road towards the freeway and the sunsets 67 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 2: over the freeway and it's so beautiful. 68 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:00,919 Speaker 4: Guys. It's almost as good. 69 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 2: As yeah, out in there up at the zigzag, you know, 70 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 2: like yeah, where you run up the hill you get 71 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 2: the hardest bit first and then you fall down the 72 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,000 Speaker 2: gravelly slopes. 73 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 5: Home absolutely brings back those cure crime memories. 74 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I had because I grew up in Lismurdy 75 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 1: and I had a friend who used to be able 76 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,960 Speaker 1: to drive his Mini down the Zigzag with his feet 77 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,320 Speaker 1: while he was rolling a should we say cigarette? 78 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:29,560 Speaker 5: You can say that. 79 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 3: I don't advise it. I don't think you can even 80 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 3: drive this anymore? 81 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 5: Can you? 82 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 3: You can? 83 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 4: Actually you can drive, and you can still. 84 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 5: Drive it, Okay, maybe just on an scooter. 85 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:43,920 Speaker 4: Yeah that maybe that's smart. 86 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, great, dangerous. 87 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:47,320 Speaker 4: I've got a story. 88 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:51,240 Speaker 2: In my show about my my husband's cousin was his 89 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 2: hero when he was growing up. Yeah, and it's all 90 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 2: based on this one experience where he was eleven and 91 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 2: his cousin took him to terminator too and let him 92 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,280 Speaker 2: hold the steering wheel. 93 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,119 Speaker 4: While he rolled a cigarette. 94 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,280 Speaker 2: And it's just like when you're an eleven year old boarn, 95 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,000 Speaker 2: You're like, well, that's it. That's my guy. 96 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 4: I am print on him. 97 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 2: He's my new dad. Yeah, yes, yeah, And I mean 98 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 2: it's so weird for me because I'm now knowing this 99 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 2: man as someone who's thirty years older and keeps a 100 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,960 Speaker 2: Fedora in an acoustic guitar in the boot of his 101 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,600 Speaker 2: car just in case the situation should arise. When I 102 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:23,719 Speaker 2: know and I just feel I'm like such an awful person. 103 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,960 Speaker 2: I can't handle the fact that it makes me. I mean, 104 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:30,320 Speaker 2: good on him having a fedora and acoustic guitar that 105 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 2: nobody ever asked him to take out, But good on him. 106 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:35,720 Speaker 4: But I'm always like, I'll just I'll just see it happen. 107 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,520 Speaker 4: I'll see it. I'll see that point in the barbecue 108 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,200 Speaker 4: where he's rummaging in the boot of the car. 109 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,760 Speaker 2: I'll be like, I need to go to the toilet 110 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 2: for forty five minutes. 111 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 4: I can't do it. 112 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,560 Speaker 5: I'm such a horrible Amy Shark's gonna walk around the 113 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 5: corner and ask for an audition. What's going on. 114 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 4: I think he's just a good guy. 115 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:55,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, we've had Yeah, we've had We've had this 116 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 2: CD on for long enough. Now it's time for me. 117 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 2: And he's such a week man. Honestly, he's a really 118 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:05,159 Speaker 2: sweet man. I just have a very complicated relationship with him. Also, 119 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,920 Speaker 2: he's someone who doesn't call before he drops in. 120 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,640 Speaker 3: So I hate the popping. 121 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:16,200 Speaker 2: We have children, you know, like when you have children, 122 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,760 Speaker 2: you can't just have a popping because you don't know 123 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:19,240 Speaker 2: if they're like you're going to catch them in the 124 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 2: middle of being monsters, right, and you just because you 125 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:24,520 Speaker 2: need you really need to find tune your children for 126 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:27,240 Speaker 2: about half an hour before anyone comes over, so that. 127 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,040 Speaker 1: They need to find you in myself. First of all, 128 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,359 Speaker 1: I need to get dressed. Then I need to do 129 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,479 Speaker 1: a quick tidy up. 130 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 4: I don't like I don't like it. What if I 131 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,040 Speaker 4: was just about to go to the shops. I don't 132 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 4: understand anyone. 133 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,320 Speaker 5: Okay, guys, Annie Claire's coming over in about forty minutes. 134 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,719 Speaker 1: Generation it was all about the pop in. I remember 135 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,239 Speaker 1: people popping in left, right and center. 136 00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,919 Speaker 4: You're not don't know. I don't mean it. 137 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,279 Speaker 2: I don't mean anyone who's into them except the people 138 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:59,920 Speaker 2: that do them. And I don't understand that's telling you. 139 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:03,280 Speaker 5: So Claire family always a great source of material, but 140 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,880 Speaker 5: sometimes you have to get clearance. What's going on with you? 141 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,680 Speaker 4: Oh all right, yeah, I look I am. 142 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:14,000 Speaker 2: I'm doing I'm doing due diligence at the moment. My 143 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,920 Speaker 2: kids are six and eight, and one of them has 144 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 2: forbidden me to tell her stories, and I'm like, it's 145 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,880 Speaker 2: really interesting, but I'm on board. I'm like, if that's 146 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:26,279 Speaker 2: what you've chosen, you're not in the show. So I mean, 147 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,200 Speaker 2: I only tell stories about the eight year old. The 148 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,680 Speaker 2: poor eight year old is now carrying double to load. Fine, 149 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,919 Speaker 2: but I will not mention the other one. My sister 150 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,760 Speaker 2: in Laura is going through a marriage breakup. She's just 151 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 2: stayed with us for four months. I'm so sorry, love, 152 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,280 Speaker 2: but you make it into like if you've been four months, 153 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:46,640 Speaker 2: you got to pay you You've got to pay your rent. 154 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:52,520 Speaker 2: When Monday morning, I was like, I've put it off 155 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,320 Speaker 2: for too long. I had to send her a text 156 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,679 Speaker 2: with all the jokes I'm telling about her failing marriage 157 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,360 Speaker 2: in my show. I was like, can you please approve 158 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,440 Speaker 2: these before I do them to hundreds of people? 159 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,200 Speaker 4: Good honor? 160 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:07,960 Speaker 2: She wrote back, the they're funnier than they are sad? 161 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:12,720 Speaker 4: Which is I mean? Is that permission? 162 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:16,320 Speaker 1: I don't know it is think so. 163 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,240 Speaker 2: I think i might have paid backed her into a corner. 164 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 2: But I've got permission and that's the good news. 165 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:26,320 Speaker 1: But the six year old, no, because they know they're 166 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 1: rights these days, these six year. 167 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:32,000 Speaker 4: Olds totally appreciated. She's a very private person. 168 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,640 Speaker 5: Yeah. Is that a little bit like the Osbourne's or 169 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:37,560 Speaker 5: the Kardashings. When one of the family members doesn't want 170 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,080 Speaker 5: to be part of the that's. 171 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,320 Speaker 2: Right when we make my incredibly soon to be incredibly 172 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:46,720 Speaker 2: successful reality show. Yes, the Hooper duffhins. No, there'll be 173 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,000 Speaker 2: one missing. They will be like, why are the two 174 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:50,360 Speaker 2: beds in the children's. 175 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 4: Room and only one child in this family? 176 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,360 Speaker 2: That's because there's a six year old hiding under one 177 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,320 Speaker 2: of those beds for the entire filming schedule? 178 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,960 Speaker 1: Is there any TV on the horizon in there any more? 179 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:02,720 Speaker 1: All TV the horizon and the question? 180 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,880 Speaker 2: Now I'm being I'm being very fickle at the moment. Okay, 181 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 2: so I'll drop in on things and I don't not a. 182 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:14,800 Speaker 4: Drop in on TV. Yeah I should. 183 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 2: I mean, they've been all these things floating around and 184 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:21,160 Speaker 2: now I'm very noncommittal, and it's it's actually a really 185 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:22,720 Speaker 2: nice thing at this time of the year. I'm about 186 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:25,080 Speaker 2: to do Perth Fringe and then I don't know if 187 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:29,040 Speaker 2: you've heard of that I did going on stage last night, 188 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:32,040 Speaker 2: I was like, well out of Melbourne Fringe everyone. I mean, 189 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:36,400 Speaker 2: I started started with a mistake, moving on got Perth 190 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:39,440 Speaker 2: and then Adelaide and Canberra and Brisbane and Melbourne and 191 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:40,240 Speaker 2: it's this. 192 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,160 Speaker 3: Lovely that's going to take up a bit of time. 193 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's lovely because it means you don't have to 194 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:45,439 Speaker 4: think about anything else. 195 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:49,040 Speaker 2: It's just like a few months of touring and I 196 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:52,720 Speaker 2: realize I should be thinking about what happens in June, 197 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:53,640 Speaker 2: but I'm. 198 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:56,280 Speaker 5: Not, and that's good. Indeed, to say, good evening, Perth 199 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,719 Speaker 5: when you get to Melbourne, or. 200 00:08:57,679 --> 00:09:01,240 Speaker 2: I don't, will I promise I'll do what is footage? Yeah, 201 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:02,760 Speaker 2: all right, good evening Perth. 202 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,160 Speaker 4: All right, I'll do it. 203 00:09:04,960 --> 00:09:10,640 Speaker 1: The shows that Johnny Foxes, Yeah, yeah, in the Pleasure Garden, yes, 204 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,320 Speaker 1: all right, Well come on down. 205 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:13,360 Speaker 4: It's going to be a lot of fun. 206 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:16,319 Speaker 3: Lovely to see you. Welcome home, enjoy your your time 207 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:16,720 Speaker 3: at home. 208 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:20,360 Speaker 4: Thank you. I'm home now. I've seen you guys. Thank you.