Speaker 1: Just Real hosted a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Delace yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 1: Please, you're in bed with a cup of bloody hall
Speaker 1: licks by a tall licks and puts you to slip.
Speaker 1: It's like a milk drink. Sounds like the slur.
Speaker 3: I've heard that whole licks.
Speaker 1: Michu and Mitchell coos.
Speaker 3: Hello you you.
Speaker 1: I want to go upward. I normally go hollow you.
Speaker 1: It's down, I'll go hollow you.
Speaker 3: What if you just sounded really disappointed one way? Can
Speaker 3: you be like, hello you, Hello you. That's still a
Speaker 3: bit upward?
Speaker 4: Hell are you?
Speaker 3: That's lower but still going upwards? You're going hello you? Down?
Speaker 3: Hello you?
Speaker 1: Hello you?
Speaker 3: Oh that sounds so scathing.
Speaker 1: I'm not good at that Hello you. I think maybe
Speaker 1: I'm cooked in the head from my years of commercial
Speaker 1: radio announcing. Everything has to be excited or I've got
Speaker 1: to talk into something.
Speaker 3: What are you like? It's not possible for you to
Speaker 3: sound low pitched and relaxed.
Speaker 1: No, I'm always just presenting.
Speaker 3: That says your voice, though I think you reckon? Yeah.
Speaker 3: Can I just say I have noticed in recent months
Speaker 3: you have a.
Speaker 1: New laugh what yeah? Is this an intervention. No, it's
Speaker 1: we do have an all staff meeting today, don't we.
Speaker 5: We do.
Speaker 3: Guys, keep a dinner. You'll be here for the all
Speaker 3: staff meeting. It's rare that you get to come to
Speaker 3: the board meetings, but this is an all staff matter. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll get to that later.
Speaker 1: Notepad out, you're taking the minutes.
Speaker 3: It's serious. But now I've noticed that your hysterical, like
Speaker 3: genuine crack up laugh used to be like a which
Speaker 3: it still is, but then recently I've noticed a bit
Speaker 3: of a Oh and one time when I was editing,
Speaker 3: I heard that laugh and I thought it was me,
Speaker 3: But then I was still talking. I was like, is
Speaker 3: that Mitch's laugh?
Speaker 1: Now, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: I don't know it was. I don't know where to
Speaker 3: find an example. But you've just got more of a
Speaker 3: high pitched airy laugh.
Speaker 1: You never laugh, so I can't find an example.
Speaker 3: Well, it was when we were watching our own YouTube videos,
Speaker 3: and no, we were laughing at the fact that when
Speaker 3: it cut to Jenna's angle on the camera it was
Speaker 3: pig weeks they she had all this food on the tip.
Speaker 3: That's when I got your high pitched, genuine laugh.
Speaker 1: That was real because I found it so funny that
Speaker 1: we were insinuating Jenna was just eating food.
Speaker 3: I'd know where to find an example. I can edit
Speaker 3: it in, okay.
Speaker 1: If you want to.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I did notice that Jenna has had all
Speaker 3: this food on the desk in front of her in
Speaker 3: this video, and when he never addressed it. That's the
Speaker 3: funniest thing I've ever seen. But my question is, is
Speaker 3: that a fake laugh or is the original barotonous laugh?
Speaker 3: Is that the fake laugh?
Speaker 1: No, the bus laugh is my real, genuine laugh when
Speaker 1: I go ha ha, yeah, that's real. I have many laughs.
Speaker 1: It depends on where it's coming from. If it's like
Speaker 1: a vicious laugh, or if it's just to caught me
Speaker 1: off guard.
Speaker 3: If I hear the new laugh today, I or point
Speaker 3: it out, Okay, please do please do it because I've
Speaker 3: not heard it until recently. I'm like, oh, this is
Speaker 3: a new thing from him.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Maybe I lost forty kilos. Maybe
Speaker 1: there's just less pressure on my diaphragm so it's lighter now,
Speaker 1: whereas before I was gasping for breath like I was
Speaker 1: having an appnea moment, I was choking. I don't know
Speaker 1: who knows.
Speaker 3: By the way, can I just say, you are going
Speaker 3: to be so proud of me? Why so, if this
Speaker 3: episode comes out Wednesday, that would mean that it was
Speaker 3: Sean's birthday yesterday, Oh, Sean Tuesday twenty first. And I
Speaker 3: can say this now because he will have already received
Speaker 3: the present. But guess what I.
Speaker 1: Got hre Oh my god, it is birthday. This is
Speaker 1: his thirty first Yes, yes, okay, yep, correct, tell me, well,
Speaker 1: you know how you've got this new running joke that
Speaker 1: he likes to fuck my squish mellow. Yeah, he enjoyed
Speaker 1: it so much. Well, there's not a running joke. He
Speaker 1: hugs the thing every night. Yeah, it's kind of.
Speaker 3: He chooses to snuggle with that instead of me.
Speaker 1: Yes, So what's his name again?
Speaker 3: Call it mine? Is called Camillo with donut.
Speaker 1: Camillo with donut. Yeah, and it's a bachelor if it's
Speaker 1: got a Bachelor of Arts.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So for Sean's birthday, I got him his own squish mellow.
Speaker 1: Oh good? What did you get him a photo?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: I ca him and you'll know why I picked this.
Speaker 3: It's very shorn coded. It's called Danny Green Dino with
Speaker 3: bow tie. Oh, because he's always trying to dress that
Speaker 3: little bit more crisp than me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he kind of dresses like an adult young Sheldon.
Speaker 3: So just Sheldon, but the young Sheldon dressed better than adults.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, it's you're right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But like, if we're going to something super casual and
Speaker 3: I'm just wearing a T shirt and shorts, you can
Speaker 3: bet your ass he'll still rock up in long dress pants,
Speaker 3: sucking leather shoes, looking all lovely. So I saw this
Speaker 3: one with the green Boat, I was like, Oh, that's
Speaker 3: very sh what's it?
Speaker 1: What's its backstory?
Speaker 3: They're always so oddly specific, the squish mellow backstories. So
Speaker 3: Danny's is you'll always want Danny on your team. He's
Speaker 3: the king of games. Danny loves strategizing for board games, puzzles,
Speaker 3: outdoor sports, and scavenger hunts.
Speaker 1: That's Short's.
Speaker 3: I was really torn though, because I found another squish
Speaker 3: Mellow when I was shopping for him. And this squish
Speaker 3: Mellow's backstory it's literally a bar teacher.
Speaker 1: Wow, like Pilates.
Speaker 3: Yes, Oh my god, Erica the Chintilla can I Now,
Speaker 3: I kind of want Erica because it's a bar instructor.
Speaker 1: If I was any good, if I was a good friend.
Speaker 1: I'll get you. Erica. Oh oh, Erica, that's what my
Speaker 1: chip used to look like, except a male version.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's similar to my Selenia I.
Speaker 1: Actually, you guys have well Mitch doesn't, but you. Jenna
Speaker 1: Sellini is very you, right, guys. We can't keep talking
Speaker 1: about the fuck Sorry, I know, I was just about
Speaker 1: to talk about squish mellows for the night time. We can't.
Speaker 3: People keep posting squish mellows in our Facebook group. It's
Speaker 3: become a thing. They're all so cute. I imagine if
Speaker 3: we could get our own squish mellow mate like a
Speaker 3: Mitch Mitch in a Jenna yeah, jammello. Remember what would
Speaker 3: they be? Would they be our faces or would they
Speaker 3: be animals? No, they'd be like an animal, a yellow
Speaker 3: one with our logo on the tummy or something.
Speaker 1: What would your animal?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I thought we could just do one,
Speaker 3: oh for the three of us. Yeah, like that could
Speaker 3: be our special half a decade merch for our five
Speaker 3: year Annversey. Next year, I could be wearing a brash shirt.
Speaker 1: Potentially, aren't we cool? Well let's get let's get our
Speaker 1: own squish mellow and we're we're adults.
Speaker 3: I was so like, grow up, Mitchell when you were
Speaker 3: sad about losing your Squish Mellows in the divorce. But
Speaker 3: now form the ft hook line of thinker because I'm like,
Speaker 3: I've got one and now I need Eric at the
Speaker 3: bar teacher, I did another one. Totally fucking hell.
Speaker 1: Do you think? And I actually believe this could happen.
Speaker 1: They're trying to build up a s c U, a
Speaker 1: Squish Mellow cinematic universe, Like they're gonna have all these
Speaker 1: characters be voiced. It's going to be a children's show.
Speaker 3: If they do that, that's when I lose interest. I
Speaker 3: don't want them to take it too far. I don't
Speaker 3: want Squish Mellows to be the next Minions and shit,
Speaker 3: shut up, Na, it will got to be sacred to us.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I didn't tell you. I had to
Speaker 1: fight with Emma Wiggle at the Arias. What Emma Wiggle?
Speaker 1: What happened the Wiggle? It's actually a former Wiggle. That's
Speaker 1: why we fought, because she glanced over in an orange
Speaker 1: dress and I went, you know me, like when I'm
Speaker 1: in Radio Murder kind of it's all natural. I'm like
Speaker 1: Emma wigglely. Hello, I ever take this microphone, honey, and
Speaker 1: she went Emma Memma, and I went, I didn't get
Speaker 1: I went, I thought she was making a dumb kids joke.
Speaker 3: Is that her new stage name?
Speaker 1: Well? Yes, but I went, all right, we're nominated tonight,
Speaker 1: Emma Wiggle nominated for an arrate. She honey, emm a Memma,
Speaker 1: and I went, like, I thought she was just doing
Speaker 1: like a you know when they sing those dumb kids
Speaker 1: when they go Emmamema chicken chicken.
Speaker 3: Oh, I see she's gone out solo and now her
Speaker 3: new character is Emma Memmer.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 3: But I thought that's weird.
Speaker 1: I thought she was just like, it's like a rattle
Speaker 1: that she has with the kids.
Speaker 3: It's hard to say Emma Memmer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember anyway, And I at about three minutes
Speaker 1: into the interview, I went and also, mister Emma Wiggles nominated.
Speaker 1: And she said to me, honey, I'm going to stop
Speaker 1: you right now, give you some advice on the fly.
Speaker 1: I told you my new name a couple of times,
Speaker 1: i'memb a Memma, I'm no longer a wiggle, and a
Speaker 1: clock that she was mad. Finally it clocked, and oh god,
Speaker 1: and we were pre recorded, so we had to drop
Speaker 1: the whole interview because like she dropped recond, we still.
Speaker 3: Have that somewhere. I want to hear it desperately.
Speaker 1: Now I could find it, Yeah, could you? I'd have
Speaker 1: to I don't know. I'd have to.
Speaker 3: Ask when was it? Is this a couple of years
Speaker 3: ago or just the other last week?
Speaker 1: Last week?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, surely they've got the off cuts.
Speaker 1: Maybe the thing is it went to a feed that
Speaker 1: it was produced up. I have to find out.
Speaker 3: I'd have to find Can you find out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll find out and send a message. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I really want to hear that one of these days.
Speaker 3: Try and get it today. But if not, that's fine. Also,
Speaker 3: I should say, on the way another roving report from
Speaker 3: our fourth field roving report at Oscar. Yeah, yeah, hold
Speaker 3: you guys, what this one is.
Speaker 1: We don't know about it. We have no idea what
Speaker 1: it's about to happen on the show. Plus there's going
Speaker 1: to be an intervention. No, that's not well, it's EAM
Speaker 1: meeting that's got an intervention. I seem I have negative
Speaker 1: connotation on everything you.
Speaker 3: Clearly do, because you mustn't assume that you're in trouble. Actually,
Speaker 3: I'm in trouble. I need your help. I can't be
Speaker 3: left to make all the decisions in this fucking business.
Speaker 3: All know, when did I ever say that? I said,
Speaker 3: there's a dilemma with the mugs that we're currently selling,
Speaker 3: and there's a couple of other things on the agenda.
Speaker 7: That's Jenna and I just have a group chat without you,
Speaker 7: and we're very scared. So you have a direct message.
Speaker 7: A group chat without me would just be messaging each other.
Speaker 7: I'm not jealous of that.
Speaker 3: He's good. That's mass.
Speaker 1: We're actually called a group chat. I go message me
Speaker 1: on the group chat. Yeah, that's the dumbest thing I've
Speaker 1: ever said. All right, Hi, everyone, welcome to Is It
Speaker 1: just Me? Every show we start with and is it
Speaker 1: just me? And on a Wednesday we get an is
Speaker 1: it just you? Something you've noticed? You hate to appreciate
Speaker 1: the idiot's turn.
Speaker 3: We've got on the line. Oh fun, she's there already.
Speaker 1: He well, she's very busy in Mathura. It is Katie.
Speaker 3: Hi, Hi, Katie, here's it, go and die oat Methura.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of that. I suspect it's a tiny
Speaker 3: ass town like where I'm from Yes, it.
Speaker 8: Is very tiny, not much to do around here. There's
Speaker 8: one bowling club and a lot of sheep cows us
Speaker 8: about it.
Speaker 3: Billy, I one bowling club. You're doing pretty well actually
Speaker 3: compared to bog and Gate. That's true.
Speaker 1: Can I say, who the fuck chooses what goes into
Speaker 1: small towns? Because my auntie Manda lives in a town
Speaker 1: called Urala. It's got a population of like thirty. It's
Speaker 1: in between Tamworth and Armadale, in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 1: And I went once and she goes, oh, we'll have
Speaker 1: to take you to the new boutique brewery. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: there's thirty people and you go and it looks like
Speaker 1: something in the middle of newtown, Like it's so artsy
Speaker 1: and cool. I'm like, where's the money being made here?
Speaker 8: Put a lot more thought goes in a four country
Speaker 8: town because sometimes I get so bored.
Speaker 1: Yes, and my poor aunti Manda's got polio. Might maybe
Speaker 1: build a hospital instead of a bootique brewery.
Speaker 3: So without you know, sounding attacking, Katie, what are you
Speaker 3: doing there?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Not much. So I do two jobs. So I work
Speaker 8: in the hour and then I work in one of
Speaker 8: the other main founds you chu girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course that's a big one.
Speaker 1: Bless you, Yes, you have.
Speaker 8: You have dealt with me before. I'm actually the girl
Speaker 8: who lost her house a year ago, and all that
Speaker 8: was saved was the dun jumper, so oh that's right.
Speaker 3: And we were telling people to donate to the go
Speaker 3: fund me and too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I was blown away with the support, especially from the
Speaker 8: idiots and you guys. I thank you so much. You
Speaker 8: help my partner and I get back on our feet.
Speaker 3: I can't believe that our merch was the other thing
Speaker 3: to survive a house fire.
Speaker 8: It was actually kind of lucky though, because my jumper
Speaker 8: was hanging up in a room I drive closed in
Speaker 8: and that was the room that the fire started. So
Speaker 8: in the hospital and bust all my partner's trying to
Speaker 8: truck close out the window just so we had something.
Speaker 8: So my priorities are straight.
Speaker 3: That day they were so okay.
Speaker 1: So did you remind me you lost the whole house.
Speaker 8: Everything but our bedroom, which the lovely Rual Fire Service
Speaker 8: of Massarah managed to save. And my partner and I
Speaker 8: actually volunteer firefighters a fult, so it was we loved
Speaker 8: the fact that they were able to manage to save
Speaker 8: one room.
Speaker 3: You have like an update for us? How are things going?
Speaker 3: Insurance Cover?
Speaker 8: Things are great. We're back on our feet. I've started
Speaker 8: going back to work at the earlier this year, so
Speaker 8: I had to have some time off. But we're in
Speaker 8: a more permanent house. My dogs are doing great. There's
Speaker 8: days where I have to remind myself that we both
Speaker 8: got out unharmed, and I feel like I've had people
Speaker 8: say to me that maybe it was the universe's way
Speaker 8: of giving us a research button in a way that's a.
Speaker 3: Very positive out look. You're a better woman than me.
Speaker 3: I'd be pissed off to this day. I'd be like,
Speaker 3: why does this happened to me?
Speaker 1: And so I.
Speaker 8: Went through a lot of grief and a lot of
Speaker 8: his But I'm finally at that point where I've accepted
Speaker 8: it and I'm just happy to move on.
Speaker 5: Didn't you also get two birds? I remember in insurance
Speaker 5: idiots you got two birds?
Speaker 6: Did you come up with the name?
Speaker 8: Well, I'm very original. I've called the blue one Bluey,
Speaker 8: and I still haven't named the other one.
Speaker 1: Should we name it? Now?
Speaker 8: Why don't we name it?
Speaker 3: What about like Meredith or something stupid like Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Daphney, Lindsey, Joanne.
Speaker 3: None of these are tickling your fans.
Speaker 1: What do you like, Katie?
Speaker 8: I'm loving Meredith.
Speaker 3: Actually, okay, choose my name?
Speaker 1: Do you want Meredith? Let's go with me? Sorry wrong
Speaker 1: sound effects? Sorry sorry sorry, sorry, sorry, Meredith dodged that.
Speaker 3: Bluie and Meredith, Oh gorgeous? All right?
Speaker 1: Well do you have it? Is it just you? Or
Speaker 1: are we going to move on? I would assume, I hope.
Speaker 1: So you have got one?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 1: All right, there's something you've noticed you had to appreciate.
Speaker 1: Bradley'll cant you in. Go for it, Katie?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Do you get insanely judged on how you eat a
Speaker 8: meat pie?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, because I eat it correct?
Speaker 1: Oh here we go. No, no, get ready to be
Speaker 1: judged because I eat it in a very unconventional way.
Speaker 1: I ate a pie yesterday and I got rip to pieces.
Speaker 1: Really well, how do you eat at first?
Speaker 4: Katie?
Speaker 1: Let's see, we'll see if I've.
Speaker 8: Almost broken up with my partner over there? So I
Speaker 8: eat it. You cut You've got to cut the top off, yep,
Speaker 8: I do that, and then you put your sauce and
Speaker 8: whatever in the meat. You give it a bit of
Speaker 8: a stur the sauce on the top. You get to
Speaker 8: eat the top separately, and then you get the fork,
Speaker 8: eat the meat by the fork, and then you just
Speaker 8: scrape it all out, then eat the base.
Speaker 1: Eat the base with sauce. That is how I do
Speaker 1: it to a tea. Are you like a bowl of
Speaker 1: special k like a cereal?
Speaker 3: We were so close, so fucking close to having the
Speaker 3: exact same method, Katie. But what I do is I
Speaker 3: stab the sauce nozzle through the top of the pie,
Speaker 3: squeeze it until it goes an overflow. It's called a
Speaker 3: volcano if you wanted to know.
Speaker 1: So I make the.
Speaker 3: Volcano with the tomato sauce. Then I cut the top off,
Speaker 3: give it a stir, etcetera, etcetera. It's it's more fun.
Speaker 8: But then you have a dirty sauce nozzle, give.
Speaker 1: It a wipe with paper tow. How do you eat yours?
Speaker 6: Well, I don't like sauce, so I don't have like.
Speaker 1: A pilgrim any source, some sort of convict.
Speaker 3: Unless, of course I'm driving. I get one of the
Speaker 3: travel sized one that looks like a sausage roll, and
Speaker 3: then it's the bite and dab method. You know the
Speaker 3: sauce that you know, you bend it in half. It's
Speaker 3: like one bite, one bit of sauce, another bite another.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 3: So wait, you said that your partner. You nearly broke
Speaker 3: up with him about this topic. How to correctly eat
Speaker 3: a pie?
Speaker 1: What does he do?
Speaker 8: So he just eats the pie like he just has
Speaker 8: it in his hand, and he just eats it. No
Speaker 8: one will put the sauce on top that he doesn't
Speaker 8: go the extra mile, cut in the top off, or
Speaker 8: it can just.
Speaker 3: Go so wrong so easily when you do it that way.
Speaker 1: I agree. Such a man's way to win a women
Speaker 1: and gays win. Men don't care. They're like, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: get me fingers. Miss, You're not a problem.
Speaker 3: He's probably learnt that method by always grabbing a pie
Speaker 3: from the canteen at a footy game or something. You
Speaker 3: don't have cutlery there, do you.
Speaker 8: Probably he was born and raised in the country where
Speaker 8: I was. I grew up in the city, and then
Speaker 8: I moved to the country about eight years ago. So
Speaker 8: we've come across many differences in our relationship. Another one
Speaker 8: is the whole potato scollop or potato cakes debate.
Speaker 1: It's a scullup to scolet.
Speaker 8: It's a scollop. True to my heart, it will always
Speaker 8: be a scollop. But if you walk in a fervo
Speaker 8: here and stay potato scollops, you get the death chairs.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, it's not.
Speaker 3: A different country. How do they have different lingo? That's
Speaker 3: it makes no sense.
Speaker 1: It's new Victoria, Victoria's Victoria's Victoria potato cases.
Speaker 8: We're pretty close to Victoria, so that will explain a
Speaker 8: little bit.
Speaker 3: That does actually tells me everything about your.
Speaker 8: Bloody Now, Sarah would love to have you guys if
Speaker 8: you're ever driving through.
Speaker 1: Oh you guys near the border. Yes.
Speaker 8: So the main town where we're close to is YouTube
Speaker 8: and my Amma. So that'small the hustle and bustle, got it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: The other side of the hour, we have Vanilloquin, which
Speaker 8: people know for the denny Ute Must.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for the what the denny Ute must? Not really
Speaker 3: on our radar, but who are you talking about? What
Speaker 3: it sounds like. Yeah, there'd be some meat pies being
Speaker 3: consumed without cutlery at the Yut Muster.
Speaker 1: I can assure you the denny Ute Muster.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so that's a massive festival with you people with mullets,
Speaker 8: drinking a massive party and country music.
Speaker 1: Sorry, are you trying to sell it all?
Speaker 3: Not our scene, not for us, not for the idiots.
Speaker 1: All right, Katie, DM, Price Keeper Jenna, and we will
Speaker 1: get your prize. Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 8: Guys, it's lovely chatting to you, no worries, We love you.
Speaker 1: Don't again. If you want to get on the show,
Speaker 1: you can send us a DM a couple of inches,
Speaker 1: or you can use the gym hotline.
Speaker 3: Send us a text on this number, oh for to
Speaker 3: tie two zero two.
Speaker 5: Nine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, you can get in touch if you've got
Speaker 3: something on your mind at any point listening. Speaking of
Speaker 3: our darling, Oscar, who sang that jing beautifully. Oscar and
Speaker 3: I have been back on our bullshit. Yeah, so he's
Speaker 3: our roving reporter.
Speaker 1: As you know.
Speaker 3: He appointed fourth Wheel and we went on another mission
Speaker 3: over the weekend, and I think you're going to be
Speaker 3: so bloody proud of us what we did.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have honestly, I could not think
Speaker 1: what this is. I don't know what you've did, don't
Speaker 1: have any guesses. No, is it a benefit? Does it
Speaker 1: benefit the show? No?
Speaker 3: I just think You're going to be happy with what
Speaker 3: we did. You're going to be proud of it. I
Speaker 3: want to know what it is. Okay, well it relates
Speaker 3: to last week's episode. Jenna, you've figured it out.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know what it is.
Speaker 3: Do you want to guess?
Speaker 1: I had covid? Oh my god, you've got you covid?
Speaker 3: Rug stores?
Speaker 5: We did?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Last week Jenna said as her is it just me?
Speaker 3: During her audition? That is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or?
Speaker 3: Do rug stores smell lovely? And you said, Mitch More
Speaker 3: as a joke, oh, we should get roving reporter Oscar
Speaker 3: to go to different rug stores and rank the smells
Speaker 3: as anideum top five as we wanted to do. Oscar
Speaker 3: and I we took the joke to because we actually
Speaker 3: went out and did it. So I sent you a link.
Speaker 3: Can you bring it up on the screen? Yeah, this
Speaker 3: is amazing, And you can check our Instagram as well.
Speaker 3: At a couple of minches. I'll pop a video there later, okay.
Speaker 3: And so we were joking that we would do this live,
Speaker 3: but can I just say it would not have been
Speaker 3: possible because this took us like five or six hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can imagine.
Speaker 3: I swear to you, I've now got a new theory
Speaker 3: that rug stores a lot of them are drug fronts.
Speaker 1: Because money laundering. Yes, because we went and.
Speaker 3: Looked up all these rug staws and half of them
Speaker 3: just weren't there, Like the address was there, but then
Speaker 3: it was some scabby warehouse with the windows all covered up,
Speaker 3: and all the reviews were saying, I ordered from this
Speaker 3: store and they just never sent me the.
Speaker 1: Rug, oh my god.
Speaker 3: And so a lot of them. It was actually hard
Speaker 3: to find legit rug stores, but we did in the end.
Speaker 3: We went to five in total.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, why did you to compare the different smells?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was your idea, mate.
Speaker 1: Guys COVID God didn't suggest anything worse because this wasn't
Speaker 1: my brightest idea. Okay, So roving report of Oscar and
Speaker 1: you went to these doors.
Speaker 3: Correct, this is the first door we went to have
Speaker 3: a listen.
Speaker 1: Yes, hello, Mitch and Jenna. Your wish is my command.
Speaker 2: I'm out a sniffing rugs and I think I'm going
Speaker 2: to start at Freedom Furniture coming out of sniff.
Speaker 1: Cross.
Speaker 4: Now right, well, we're here at Freedom Furniture, so let's
Speaker 4: give this a whiff. No, I don't like that. Let's
Speaker 4: go a bit further in Oh, this is fucking putrude.
Speaker 1: In between the rum.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna give Freedom Furniture a two out of ten.
Speaker 4: That was disgusting.
Speaker 3: As someone who has never been rug sniffing before. That's
Speaker 3: my first try here at Freedom. I got to say,
Speaker 3: I think you're full of shit, Jenna. They don't seem
Speaker 3: good at all. Let's keep looking.
Speaker 1: Wow, So three out of ten, two out of two
Speaker 1: out of.
Speaker 6: Two, might I add Freedom Furniture? I would agree two
Speaker 6: out of ten.
Speaker 3: But you said when we were talking about it last week,
Speaker 3: there's dedicated rug stores or there's furd.
Speaker 1: Straws with a rug section.
Speaker 3: I meant Ikea, Well you did the way we did.
Speaker 3: Go to Ikea.
Speaker 1: Jesus. That's one of can I say my criticism of
Speaker 1: oscar sniffing. He was in the rugs they're like Hessian rugs,
Speaker 1: They're like they've got fibers in them. I think you
Speaker 1: need to be in like their carpet carpet bru.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty much all Freedom Furniture had. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: and so I didn't. I wasn't blown away by that either.
Speaker 3: Remember I said last week, Jenna, I've never noticed. I've
Speaker 3: never really been too many drug stores or rug sections
Speaker 3: and taken note. So for my first sniff, my debut sniff,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I was like, really, is this what
Speaker 3: she's over hyping? And you were so you were, so
Speaker 3: I was, I agree?
Speaker 1: So did you get it with me? Did you agree
Speaker 1: to out of ten? Yeah?
Speaker 3: He did the rankings, but I wasn't impressed with Freedom Furniture.
Speaker 3: So next we headed over the road to Harvey Norman.
Speaker 1: Okay, I love Harvey nor Well, no, I hate harv.
Speaker 1: He's a terrible person.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, I'm pretty sure Harvey Norman
Speaker 3: as a person is quite homophobic. Sean told me after
Speaker 3: we went there.
Speaker 1: I was like, you can't support Harvy Norman. I like,
Speaker 1: I like good guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, well, we're here at Harvey Norman and already
Speaker 2: I like what I'm sniffing.
Speaker 4: Shall I give it a whiff?
Speaker 3: Go and get up in there, getting between the room,
Speaker 3: right in there.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's fucking gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Again, it looks gorgeous too.
Speaker 4: Oh, I look at the pretty pattern.
Speaker 1: I'm liking this place.
Speaker 3: Because we're in the flooring sections, you can smell all
Speaker 3: the little shags or the timber flooring. It's fucking gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Here at Harvey Norman, Jenna's onto something.
Speaker 4: This smells fucking delightful. I'm loving this. Shall I go again?
Speaker 4: I better go again?
Speaker 1: What do you give it?
Speaker 3: Out of ten? Harvey Norman?
Speaker 4: I'm going to give them a seven, seven out of ten.
Speaker 1: Seven out of ten.
Speaker 4: That's not bad. It's just above average. But god, I'm
Speaker 4: going again, right.
Speaker 3: What's next? That's a good review.
Speaker 1: That's impressive. What I love is how deep he gets
Speaker 1: his nose into that shag pile. Yeah, he sniffed a
Speaker 1: rug before.
Speaker 3: Have you seen those rug cleaning videos on TikTok oh?
Speaker 5: Have it? Oh?
Speaker 1: The really dirty one.
Speaker 3: They get those foul, wretched rugs and it takes them
Speaker 3: hours to like pressure cleaner, but they're so sad it's ying.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And I always think they're never going
Speaker 1: to get this one clean, no way, and then they do.
Speaker 5: They do.
Speaker 1: Every single seven out of ten is a very high score.
Speaker 1: That's where I wanted him to be. So if you
Speaker 1: guys can't see it, we'll put this on our socials. Sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: but if you look at the if you're picturing it,
Speaker 1: it is they like hang them like you're in a
Speaker 1: del it's on the rack. Yeah, and you like kind
Speaker 1: of like open them like they're posters, you like shift
Speaker 1: through them. So Oscar's wedging it between.
Speaker 3: It's diffing.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, seven out of ten for Harvey Norman and
Speaker 1: so yeah.
Speaker 3: We went to We went to too Big Furniture, Chains,
Speaker 3: Freedom Furniture, Harvey Norman. And then we thought, okay, the
Speaker 3: next time we should go like a small business, an independent,
Speaker 3: purely rug shop, no furniture.
Speaker 1: Just rugs.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good idea. Here's how that went.
Speaker 2: So they wouldn't let us record in there, but it
Speaker 2: smelt foul anyway, So zero out of ten didn't like it.
Speaker 3: What they didn't let you record in me that was
Speaker 3: one of the most uncomfortable experiences of my fucking life. Happened.
Speaker 3: We thought, you get this rug shop and there was
Speaker 3: five people in there, and I assume they were other customers,
Speaker 3: but it became pretty clear after a while that actually
Speaker 3: it was a family business and they were all relatives.
Speaker 3: They were all working there, and they were just looking
Speaker 3: at us like we were carrying weapons, and they were
Speaker 3: literally pacing and watching us the whole time. At one point,
Speaker 3: this old guy who assumes, you know, the dad, and
Speaker 3: he had his sons there helping run the family business.
Speaker 3: He was taking photos of us, and he's had this
Speaker 3: look on his face like what are these two up to?
Speaker 3: He was so suss on us, and so I said
Speaker 3: to Oscar, Okay, we're gonna have to tell them why
Speaker 3: we're here. They weren't fucking impressed when they picked us out.
Speaker 3: They were like, nah, no, you can't do that. We
Speaker 3: don't want anything to do with that. And I was like, well,
Speaker 3: it actually smells not that bad in him. You could
Speaker 3: have gotten a very good review, but now we're give
Speaker 3: you a zero.
Speaker 1: Well that's how there's a dead giveaway that their money laundering.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, right, like this is I'm going to do
Speaker 3: an impression of what I was dealing with. Are you
Speaker 3: pretend or Mitchell Kemes? And I'm going to be the
Speaker 3: old guy just watching.
Speaker 1: Us like a hawk. Ready.
Speaker 6: Yeah that's scary.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's off.
Speaker 6: Oh that's really No, that's concerning the eye contact is film.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I couldn't deal with that. Run out just unbroken. Eye
Speaker 3: contact would not leave us alone, and so were all
Speaker 3: the other family members there.
Speaker 1: So we fucked off out of there pretty quicker, all right,
Speaker 1: So Harvey Normans in the lead, reluctantly yes, and so.
Speaker 3: We've got two more to go. We went to another
Speaker 3: independent shop. This one was called Bizarre g Rugs and Gifts.
Speaker 3: They're in top Ride, and that shop made our day really.
Speaker 1: Take a listen first, all right, here we go.
Speaker 2: I have to say, I think we found a fucking winner,
Speaker 2: haven't we just? We have just we are here at
Speaker 2: Bizarre g Rugs and Gifts.
Speaker 3: It's stunning, and can I just say this is my
Speaker 3: favorite thus far.
Speaker 1: Not only are the rugs stunning, but get a whiff.
Speaker 4: Gorgeous.
Speaker 3: So it's a rug and gift shop. The fetal thoughts
Speaker 3: of things in here. I actually can't smell the ruggs
Speaker 3: because I've got beautiful incest burning throughout this. That's we're
Speaker 3: gonna have to swap under to give him with.
Speaker 4: Yeap, right, Oh, isn't that delightful?
Speaker 3: You're joking, I'm not yet, No, this is beautiful.
Speaker 1: This is my favorite.
Speaker 3: I have a little lie down, Holly yea.
Speaker 1: The best part was they gave me a Kappa upon entry.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: The last joke.
Speaker 3: Didn't even let us fucking film these people are wining
Speaker 3: and dinings.
Speaker 4: I feel expensive and rich.
Speaker 3: Bizarre, Jey, look at you, gay, you're a good thing
Speaker 3: that's off.
Speaker 1: Bizarre.
Speaker 4: G Rugs and Gifts is my favorite thus far, honestly right.
Speaker 3: Most importantly, what do you rate them, Chuck?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give them a ten out of ten.
Speaker 4: Wow, smells fucking gorgeous.
Speaker 1: That's incredible. Oscar had a couple of what wo to
Speaker 1: be some sort of Turkish tea with lemon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he gave us Turkish coffee, which kept us
Speaker 3: both up all fucking night.
Speaker 1: Wo.
Speaker 3: The guy that works there, we walked in and we
Speaker 3: realized that it's probably better to disclose what we're doing there.
Speaker 3: The disaster that was the shop we went too prior,
Speaker 3: and so this guy, his name was Barak. He did
Speaker 3: joke to us like Obama, but not as important, and.
Speaker 1: He just got it.
Speaker 3: I said, mate, we're here because we're going to different
Speaker 3: rug stores and sniffing them. And he goes say, no
Speaker 3: more cool yep.
Speaker 8: I love that.
Speaker 3: And he wasn't giving us the cups of tea after
Speaker 3: he found out he might get publicity out of it.
Speaker 1: That was before, but he forgot it, and he was so.
Speaker 3: Lovely and it was just the best. We both left
Speaker 3: with a big smile on our face. So it's not
Speaker 3: bizarre as in how you normally spell it. It's b
Speaker 3: a zub a R.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, g rugs and gibbs.
Speaker 3: It was just a phenomenal time.
Speaker 6: Oh that's really sweeting these rugs looked fantastic.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking that they look gorgeous, good quality. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we love Okay, so we've already got a winner, essentially,
Speaker 1: unless we can top it, unless I Kea, which I'm
Speaker 1: assuming is last.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's what we went to last, and that's
Speaker 3: really hyping Ikea. It's like an elite rug smell.
Speaker 5: Jenny, you did say that the rug stores come first
Speaker 5: in terms of bigger stores with other stuff.
Speaker 6: Ikea is up there, but not as high as drug stores.
Speaker 3: Well, this is mine and Oscar's experience in Ikea last one.
Speaker 2: Well, we finally made it to o Ka, and to
Speaker 2: be quite honest, it hasn't been a good Morgan because
Speaker 2: it smells.
Speaker 4: Like, oh crapper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not loving it.
Speaker 1: I'm not loving it.
Speaker 3: It just smells like very new and clinical, doesn't It
Speaker 3: smells like a hospital floor. Also, it took us what
Speaker 3: felt like four years to finally follow the fucking arrows
Speaker 3: to show room fifteen where the rugs are, and it
Speaker 3: wasn't worth it to follow those arrows and this is
Speaker 3: the result. Wolf, hang on, I'm gonna have a wif
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 1: Oh it's just it's heshan.
Speaker 3: It's not good. So we had to give it a
Speaker 3: rating out of ten. What does IKEA get o?
Speaker 1: Look?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll give it a three out of ten just
Speaker 4: for nostalgia.
Speaker 2: But fuck me, this place it just smells four flig
Speaker 2: And that's Swedish for awful.
Speaker 4: Back to you guys in the studio.
Speaker 1: Thanks for coming, Thanks for roving report, I asked, got so, Well,
Speaker 1: the irony is the rug behind him? Is my rug
Speaker 1: from my living room? Yeah, it's my rugg And.
Speaker 3: I recognized one too. I was like, I think my
Speaker 3: housemate had that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I have that fucking rag in background. Awful. Wow,
Speaker 1: what a good job, InCred great reporting.
Speaker 3: About halfway through that mission, when we'd gone to at
Speaker 3: least four stores that just weren't there even though they
Speaker 3: were advertised online, I was like, fuck, what have we
Speaker 3: got ourselves into?
Speaker 1: But we've come this far. That's incredible.
Speaker 3: Soever those playing along at Home, Bizarre g rugs and
Speaker 3: gifts in top Ride shopping center. That's number one, Number two,
Speaker 3: Harvey Norman hi Key of three, Freedom Furniture two and
Speaker 3: the undisclosed random one that kicked this out ZIP zero
Speaker 3: out of ten.
Speaker 6: But didn't I ke get three and Freedom got two.
Speaker 3: Correct, So I kea beat Freedom?
Speaker 1: Yeah correct. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And because we were mucked around so long, a lot
Speaker 3: of the rug stores closed by like two pm, and
Speaker 3: so we were gonna go to fucking fantastic furniture Choices Flooring,
Speaker 3: but they all closed and we were like, are we're
Speaker 3: going to be able to find five that are opened?
Speaker 1: Mitchell, I don't think it was that urgent. I think
Speaker 1: the four you've hit a very perfect I don't think
Speaker 1: we needed a full, comprehensive review of every carpet store
Speaker 1: in the country.
Speaker 3: Now you just said a top five, So I wanted
Speaker 3: to get fined. Oh yeah, right, true, it has it's fleeting.
Speaker 3: As the comment was, I was abiding by your instruction.
Speaker 1: I was delirious. I don't even remember that happening. To
Speaker 1: be perfectly honest with you, Well done, asking, which that
Speaker 1: was great.
Speaker 3: It's very grateful.
Speaker 1: I'm just mad because I want to bottle the smell
Speaker 1: and sniff it too.
Speaker 3: Imagine if you could do that, it's like our car
Speaker 3: fragrance that we've been talking about as merch for ages,
Speaker 3: Jim Carson. Imagine we could capture the smell of rugs.
Speaker 1: That'd be great. I think it just would be a
Speaker 1: ship ton of Hessian. Yeah, I hate that smell. Reminds
Speaker 1: me of yes when you used to go to a
Speaker 1: carnival as a kid and you'd have to sit put
Speaker 1: your legs in there, and then you'd slide down that
Speaker 1: big slipping slide.
Speaker 3: You got a bit like the sack racing how you
Speaker 3: jump in the y?
Speaker 1: That was so bad.
Speaker 3: Do you know what really surprised me during this mission?
Speaker 1: Carpet court?
Speaker 3: No rugs? Where's the logic in that carpet cor We
Speaker 3: went out of our way to a carpet court and
Speaker 3: they just had the squares of carpet to pick from.
Speaker 3: Oh no, now, actual rugs. They should at least have
Speaker 3: a you baf mats And that's the fuck.
Speaker 1: Wait, it was this rugs glore, isn't it? Isn't that
Speaker 1: a big one?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We couldn't find the carpet court. Is the big one.
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't. No, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's like sub by being like, we don't do sandwiches. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: not a.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Make sure you leave a review on.
Speaker 3: Your podcast app.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a little bitch.
Speaker 3: All right, everyone, let's get started. Thank you for coming
Speaker 3: to this meeting.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And I don't know what if it
Speaker 1: says about you or if it says more about me
Speaker 1: that I get anxious when we have these things.
Speaker 3: It says more about you because I never once mentioned
Speaker 3: that you're in trouble. I would have called it an
Speaker 3: intervention if it was one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good point. What are we calling this all staff meetings?
Speaker 3: It's an all staff meeting?
Speaker 1: All right? This is like in the Morning Wars when
Speaker 1: they had that board meeting and they voted out the
Speaker 1: old bat. Oh yes, of course, because we all have
Speaker 1: a votal jender, doesn't It's not.
Speaker 3: Quite that serious. It's more of a whip A whip jo, okay,
Speaker 3: a whip.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We actually do need someone else on the board because
Speaker 1: this we never get anything done. If we are against
Speaker 1: each other on a vote, it's just you and I
Speaker 1: will be one more persons. Tue Jenna decides, Oh, that's
Speaker 1: actually true. Yeah, fair, Okay, we have it all worked down.
Speaker 3: Well, I need both of your input. There's a couple
Speaker 3: of things on the agenda for the staff meeting. But firstly,
Speaker 3: there's been a bit of a catastrophe with our mugs
Speaker 3: that we're selling at the moment for November Mugvember.
Speaker 1: We've got mugs on the market, limited edition only for
Speaker 1: this month of November.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can order right now link in the show notes.
Speaker 1: We've got them in front of us. They're gorgeous inside.
Speaker 3: This is the mug right, Yeah, and there's a photo
Speaker 3: on the front, photo on the back, and there was
Speaker 3: a bit of like Barren Wasteland in the middle of
Speaker 3: the mugs. So I thought, you know, it would be smart.
Speaker 3: I'll pop a QR code. Yeah, And I did that
Speaker 3: on last year's mugs. It's the same QR code on
Speaker 3: this year's mugs. And I did test it before we
Speaker 3: printed these mugs. I tested the QR code and it worked. However, No,
Speaker 3: here's the problem. The website I used to generate that
Speaker 3: QR code. I had to make an account and they
Speaker 3: emailed me last week to tell me that their business
Speaker 3: is now becoming a subscription service, and so you have
Speaker 3: to pay for your QR codes to work.
Speaker 1: Whoa, and so can I scan it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, give it a crack. I haven't paid it yet,
Speaker 3: but basically this is what we're up against. Oh, we
Speaker 3: either just have these mugs with a fucking stupid QR
Speaker 3: code that does nothing.
Speaker 4: Oh oh god.
Speaker 3: Oh we pay the subscription, which is thirteen dollars a month.
Speaker 3: That's more than I pay for fucking Disney Plus. That's
Speaker 3: pushing it, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Wait so I click it? Oh but it is working now,
Speaker 1: Yes it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What did it bring up?
Speaker 4: At first?
Speaker 1: It gave me an AD?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, and then does it still have skip ad? Yeah?
Speaker 3: So apparently that's their current business model. But they're moving
Speaker 3: into being a subscription service, so you pay for it
Speaker 3: to be active. Otherwise it's just not a thing far out.
Speaker 3: And so if we don't pay for the QR code,
Speaker 3: they're going to deactivate them all.
Speaker 1: That's what it says.
Speaker 6: That's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I think we should give them a.
Speaker 1: Call Jenna with a due respect. I don't think we're
Speaker 1: going to sway their business model. And my estion is,
Speaker 1: even if we did pay for it.
Speaker 3: How many people are fucking scanning the QR codes Totally,
Speaker 3: because my thinking when I put the QR coat on
Speaker 3: the mugs was, you know, maybe someone will bring it
Speaker 3: to the office. Is their work mug? And you know
Speaker 3: how you've got the communal kitchen at this radio station
Speaker 3: and the mugs just sort of they all go in there,
Speaker 3: like I've seen fucking photos of Amanda Keller drinking from
Speaker 3: my coffee mate.
Speaker 1: Totally. You know what you're you make a great point
Speaker 1: because mugs often for the year that you've got them,
Speaker 1: that the intended purpose isn't used. It'll be in someone's office,
Speaker 1: it'll be in someone's desk, But in about three years,
Speaker 1: when that mug is in someone's cabinet, in a random dishwasher,
Speaker 1: that's when it'll get scanned.
Speaker 3: Exactly, because I thought the idiots who bought the mug,
Speaker 3: they don't need the QR code. They already listened. But
Speaker 3: I thought, maybe someone will happen upon this mug when
Speaker 3: it's in the office and they'll go, ah, I might
Speaker 3: check this out. I wish could track having people scan
Speaker 3: the QR code. Actually I can if I paint for
Speaker 3: the prescription.
Speaker 1: How much is it thirteen a month a month. That's
Speaker 1: really so that for a year one hundred and fifty six.
Speaker 3: But I don't want to pay for it for just
Speaker 3: a year because I also I kind of light the
Speaker 3: idea of one of these mugs being handed down to
Speaker 3: an idiot's great great brandon child. It's a precious family heirloom,
Speaker 3: and the QR code still working for eternity, or maybe
Speaker 3: in fucking a thousand years time, someone finds one of
Speaker 3: our mugs of an old ruin and they're like, what's
Speaker 3: this about? And it brings up our catalog. We're long dead,
Speaker 3: but the podcast is still available. Our c our voice
Speaker 3: will be used to be studied by aliens when they
Speaker 3: land on this. But also, is QR code going to
Speaker 3: be a defunct technology in ten years? Like it's is
Speaker 3: that like some us my granddad giving me a floppy
Speaker 3: disc and going, this was my favorite podcast. I reckon
Speaker 3: back in your codes. You know they're still going to work.
Speaker 3: People are still to be using them. It's hard to
Speaker 3: get anything easier than that.
Speaker 1: I vote, we don't pay for it. I vote we don't.
Speaker 1: I think we leave it. These people are already listening
Speaker 1: to the po in order to buy a mug. You've
Speaker 1: got to know we have mugs, which means you listen
Speaker 1: to the show, which means you don't need the QR code.
Speaker 3: I know, it's just my stupid theory that maybe it'll
Speaker 3: help I think people discover the podcast. But it's a
Speaker 3: very big maybe.
Speaker 1: I have never scanned anyone's QR code on a mug.
Speaker 3: Well, that's because it's a genius idea.
Speaker 1: That's why they've decided to change their business model. They're like,
Speaker 1: these are going on mugs. Now, what do you vote, Mitchell?
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 3: I don't know, because it might not be a worthwhile investment.
Speaker 3: It just feels like a waste of money. But then
Speaker 3: I just liked the idea of these QR codes living on.
Speaker 3: What's the point of putting them on the mug if
Speaker 3: they don't fucking work?
Speaker 1: Scan this year? Dog? What if? What could we turn
Speaker 1: it into instead? Could could be too late, they've been printed.
Speaker 1: If it could we draw around it on every single month,
Speaker 1: ya do a little drawing, but we could do a
Speaker 1: unique piece of art on all if.
Speaker 3: We decide, like a tattoo artist to like a cover up.
Speaker 3: You know how people sort of disguise tattoos as something else. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fuck, that's tough.
Speaker 3: It's tricky, right, because imagine if I went rogue and
Speaker 3: just started paying thirteen a month on our kideo without
Speaker 3: consulting you, and you were like, where the.
Speaker 1: Fuck are to go live it? It'd be furious. I'd
Speaker 1: be furious. You know what, These mugs are already new
Speaker 1: because it's got the brand new photo shoot where we're
Speaker 1: all snatched. I think we leave it on and it
Speaker 1: can become kind of like a fun thing, like an
Speaker 1: Easter egg. Like I got one of the mugs with
Speaker 1: a QR code that does nothing. Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: actually fun. No, it's so not fun to meet. It's embarrassing, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: It's like when things get misprinted, or there's like coins
Speaker 1: in circulation from the mint where Queen Elizabeth's nostrils are
Speaker 1: too big, and then they go this one dollar coins
Speaker 1: actually worth ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: It becomes rare, becomes rare deid correct.
Speaker 1: It increases its value because it's unique and it's not
Speaker 1: its intended purpose. So for that point, I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's unique.
Speaker 3: Though, because it's the same QR code aslast year's mugs,
Speaker 3: So all of the mugs with the QR code have
Speaker 3: one that is now just redundant, and that stresses me out.
Speaker 3: But I'm too much of a titus to spend thirteen
Speaker 3: bucks a month.
Speaker 1: To rectify it.
Speaker 3: Thirteen is a lot. Yes, fuck is running this QR
Speaker 3: code website that goes you know what, I'm going to
Speaker 3: make it a subscription service. You're not fucking Spotify, Oh
Speaker 3: you are. To be fair, it might not be worth
Speaker 3: paying for it, because I do recall a couple of
Speaker 3: weeks ago on my Boden Gate comedy show, I knew
Speaker 3: there was going to be a lot of oldies from
Speaker 3: the district coming who probably don't even know what a
Speaker 3: podcast is. They probably don't listen. They just see my
Speaker 3: Facebook videos, And so I got short to make these posters.
Speaker 3: It's like, check out my podcast with a QR code.
Speaker 3: And this was a brand new one, and I used
Speaker 3: a different website where I could track how many people
Speaker 3: scanned it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't know how many new.
Speaker 3: Listeners we got at that show that had two hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty people at it, how many many three three
Speaker 3: scans of the QR code were fucking posters.
Speaker 6: All over the hall, And that doesn't necessarily mean they listened,
Speaker 6: that's true.
Speaker 3: They just scanned it and it went to our link.
Speaker 3: And what show is that else? Oh? Wait, do you
Speaker 3: mean which comedy show?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh that was in my bog and Gate show. Because
Speaker 3: I was like, there'll be all these people that have
Speaker 3: never tried listening to a podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that demographic probably thought it was a COVID
Speaker 1: check in. They probably thought they had to that's true.
Speaker 1: Probably don't even know what it might be, Like, I
Speaker 1: better check in for COVID. This guy's from the big city.
Speaker 1: He might give it to me. I say, we don't
Speaker 1: pay it. But like I said, what.
Speaker 3: About in three thousand years time when someone discovers this relic?
Speaker 1: I agree, I don't think we have to worry that
Speaker 1: far in advance. How cool would that be? It would be?
Speaker 1: It would be cool. I don't think we're going to
Speaker 1: be uncovered. What you think someone's mug could be found? Yeah,
Speaker 1: as like a fossil.
Speaker 3: You know, could we bargain with them, Jenna, we're not
Speaker 3: calling them. What do ickon actually happens when we die?
Speaker 3: What happens to the podcast?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh well, I just heartlessly delete it. No, they'll keep it.
Speaker 1: No, because I'm sure other podcasts hosts have died and
Speaker 1: their shows are still on it.
Speaker 3: It just stays.
Speaker 1: Who's a famous person that's died.
Speaker 6: Will Wlson's podcast is still up?
Speaker 4: Is it really?
Speaker 3: Yeah? But that was only recent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're true.
Speaker 3: They're not going to delete it as soon as she dies.
Speaker 3: I'm talking in like thirty years. Well, let's still be either.
Speaker 6: Well, we have nothing to compare it to because podcasts
Speaker 6: haven't been around for it.
Speaker 3: That's so true, around long enough for someone to die
Speaker 3: thirty years.
Speaker 1: You know, in the way that we listened to old
Speaker 1: music and going, God, what a reflection of the time.
Speaker 1: Are we going to listen to old podcasts in one
Speaker 1: hundred years and go Wow, listen to how different we
Speaker 1: all sound.
Speaker 3: I'm going to have to leave our RSS feed to
Speaker 3: someone in my will. Yeah, that's true, so they can
Speaker 3: make sure it stays up.
Speaker 1: I can do it. If we're worried about yeah, you'll
Speaker 1: come back. We're worried about getting canceled. The things we
Speaker 1: said for four years ago, imagine in two hundred years exactly,
Speaker 1: they'll be offended that we said hello, but we'll be dead. Hello,
Speaker 1: We'll be dead. We'll be long dead. We'll be long dead.
Speaker 3: And how are they going to find our podcast if
Speaker 3: we're dead and it's been two hundred years, there's no
Speaker 3: advertising for it. The only way they'll find it is
Speaker 3: the mugs snow or if your votes.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It just seems really illogical stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know what we do. I don't know what
Speaker 1: we do either. We a raw on it, be burn
Speaker 1: all the mugs and quit our jobs and move to
Speaker 1: pri deluge or see we call them.
Speaker 3: Actually, while we're on that topic of burning mugs, can
Speaker 3: I just say I just remembered burning so last year?
Speaker 3: Do you remember there was that issue that just it
Speaker 3: breaks my heart to think about it to this day.
Speaker 3: So there must have been one particular rough postman because
Speaker 3: we sent out maybe a batch of five mugs, and
Speaker 3: then we got three messages saying mine's broken, Mine's broken,
Speaker 3: mind's broken. And I remember, Okay, we're gonna have to
Speaker 3: send out an email to everyone that's ever bought a
Speaker 3: mug and say, listen, if yours is broken, please tell
Speaker 3: us and we'll replace it for free. And we got
Speaker 3: a reply from this girl that was like, oh, mine's broken.
Speaker 3: I tried to glue it together, but I just couldn't
Speaker 3: get it to work, and I was like, oh God,
Speaker 3: that breaks my heart. I felt so bad that she
Speaker 3: was trying to glue it together. If anyone gets a
Speaker 3: mug that somehow is mishandled and it breaks, please let
Speaker 3: us know. Don't just accept that they're providing.
Speaker 1: A stellar service. Yeah, the QR code is defunct. I
Speaker 1: vote we leave it and we do not pay. I
Speaker 1: will not pay the ransom. I will not be bullied.
Speaker 3: Actually, what if people hear this and then just start messaging, going,
Speaker 3: my mug's broken to get a free and that's I
Speaker 3: think they have to show proof a photo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a photo proof, and we need tears. We will
Speaker 1: not believe you.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you're voting that we don't pay for the
Speaker 3: QR code to carry on.
Speaker 1: I vote, know, I vote no. Okay, Well that's that
Speaker 1: thought it then, Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: You're welcome everyone who was already audered mug. You're getting
Speaker 3: one with a waste of space QR code on it.
Speaker 1: If you're listening to this, for God's sake, you know
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. You already know what it is. Stupid,
Speaker 1: I know, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, we have called the plane.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, if anyone wants to call you, who can
Speaker 1: call them? I love how we've just said the place.
Speaker 1: You've given them no info at all. Image if that
Speaker 1: happened when you broke, you broke, so you went to
Speaker 1: kmar something broken. Hey, this broke, You've got to call
Speaker 1: the place.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't even know how to contact them. It's literally
Speaker 3: like from memory, it was a QR dash generator dot com, Like,
Speaker 3: how the fuck do you contact that? There's no contact
Speaker 3: us section, It's just you pop the link in and
Speaker 3: it makes a QR.
Speaker 6: It sound like scammers.
Speaker 1: It's been run by AIH. They're the same people that
Speaker 1: run that carpet shop. I was about to face stared
Speaker 1: you and ask your down.
Speaker 3: Yeah all right, next thing on the agenda for our meeting. Yes,
Speaker 3: so your ghana from Silky Shapes Pottery Studio. Correct, about
Speaker 3: two months ago she told me your pots are ready
Speaker 3: to pick up. Remember we did the pottery.
Speaker 1: Class of course, Yeah, yeah, you for a hobby hunt.
Speaker 1: So we made them.
Speaker 3: She did the whatever you do to make them not
Speaker 3: clay and actually into dishes in the kiln. She did that. Shit,
Speaker 3: that was like two months ago. She goes, you can
Speaker 3: come pick them up. I forgot. She nudged me about
Speaker 3: a month ago and said they're still here, and I said,
Speaker 3: oh shit, sorry, you're ghne. I forgot about that. And
Speaker 3: then today she sent me a message and said, please,
Speaker 3: please please come pick them up. Oh fuck, I forgot
Speaker 3: about that, and so Cheery, very generously went and picked
Speaker 3: them up on the way to the studio. Because I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't have time, and so I've not seen them yet.
Speaker 1: We've got the pots. It is time for a pot reveal.
Speaker 1: I'll start with Mitch's kosh. Your eyes, I've got yours.
Speaker 1: They sound very, very delicate. They've been glazed by your genny. Ghana, ghana.
Speaker 1: I've just slid mitches over to him, moving hand to
Speaker 1: the right.
Speaker 3: Yep, eager, Okay, pick it up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's gorgeous. That's not it right, it's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: It's so much better than I remember, Mitchell. It's beautiful.
Speaker 1: It looks like it looks like some sort of vera
Speaker 1: wang fine bone china.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm amazing. Yeah, because I remember the
Speaker 3: way we left it. They were all wet with descend
Speaker 3: they were just that brown clay. It's a normal white bowl.
Speaker 3: Now it looks a really nice white.
Speaker 1: She's blazed it too. It's like ivory color.
Speaker 3: Your ghana might have interfered with them and made them
Speaker 3: better than they were.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: She told me when I when she picked it up
Speaker 1: and I picked it up, she said, microwave safe, dishwashers safe.
Speaker 3: I'm so impressed with myself. Showed me yours.
Speaker 1: Oh he's mine, So mine is a it's a it's
Speaker 1: a drinking glass because remember mine have a lot. Mine
Speaker 1: crumbled because I got too handsy with it. I was
Speaker 1: too powerful.
Speaker 3: So yours is like I remember saying at the time,
Speaker 3: it would make a good toothbrush holder, but no, the
Speaker 3: toothbrushes would fall out.
Speaker 1: It would be a beautiful latte cup. Yeah, it'd be
Speaker 1: great for a shot of a shot of espresso and
Speaker 1: then some milk.
Speaker 3: This is beautiful.
Speaker 1: It's nice, isn't it? And it's an ivory color and
Speaker 1: there's barely any imperfections. It does look hand made, but
Speaker 1: made by ye me. Then Mitch is made by him.
Speaker 3: Really impressed with us.
Speaker 1: They take that great me too. I'd love to go
Speaker 1: and do another. And yeah, it's great, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you keep up?
Speaker 3: That hobby quick update.
Speaker 1: I booked in, but then I went on tour and
Speaker 1: then I got COVID, so I haven't gone back. Okay,
Speaker 1: but you intend to I do intend to.
Speaker 6: Get You're not getting your own pottery thing right?
Speaker 1: No, it's too expense here, There's there's no bang for buck.
Speaker 1: So yeah, what's the team meeting? You want to just
Speaker 1: glored about how good we are?
Speaker 5: No? No, No.
Speaker 3: The reason I brought this up at the team meeting
Speaker 3: is because I'm like, what do we do with these?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 3: Do you want to keep it and be selvish or
Speaker 3: do we do that thing that we've done.
Speaker 1: A couple of times? Yeah, where we pop them up
Speaker 1: on eBay or.
Speaker 3: Something and then the idiot's listening can bid on them
Speaker 3: and whatever they spend goes to the charity of their choice.
Speaker 3: We've done that a few times now. Remember the ukulele
Speaker 3: went for six hundred and sixty six bucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it did and yeah that oh my god?
Speaker 1: Who do we don't know?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 1: Charity to Mitchell won it our listen to Mitchell donated
Speaker 1: it to someone in his life Warriors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, EMA's Warriors, amazing charity.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do we do that again? Or are you going to
Speaker 3: be selfish and keep the ball.
Speaker 1: I reckon, we up. Let let me put it up,
Speaker 1: and what the listener gets to choose what charity it
Speaker 1: goes to? Yes? Correct, I like that, we'll donate it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just searching online how much these kind of handmade
Speaker 1: pots go for a nancy.
Speaker 3: But it's a bidding ormage. So whatever happened, that's true, happens.
Speaker 3: And also, do you know what would be fun? Because
Speaker 3: we're putting both up separately, we'll see earns more money.
Speaker 3: Oh that's true.
Speaker 1: Oh, but yours is more universal. Actually that's true. We know,
Speaker 1: but everyone drinks, not everyone has spaghetti or cereal or
Speaker 1: everyone needs no mugs and more universe.
Speaker 6: One needs a mug and a bowl.
Speaker 3: So yeah, you could bit on both.
Speaker 1: All right, how about we say, well, yeah, you're keen
Speaker 1: on that, I reckon, we put it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fabulous, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's a unanimous one two, yeah, three votes
Speaker 1: on the board.
Speaker 3: I'll pop that link in today's episode description. I'll put
Speaker 3: it in the the idiots group as well. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: can bid on these things. And also just to lay
Speaker 3: eyes on them, you've got to see it to believe it. Fuck,
Speaker 3: we're gifted.
Speaker 1: Should we take a photo now? Should we hold it?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Because, Jenny, why don't you do the photo shoot? Take
Speaker 1: a photo of Mitch holding his bowl?
Speaker 3: Can you yeah? Do this now?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Should we sign them like we do the mug?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'll get some signing music.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then Mitch invested in gorgeous in paint pens that
Speaker 1: will not rub off in the dishwasher or the microwave.
Speaker 3: That's smart. Try it and test it in my own dishwasher.
Speaker 1: What are you going to write?
Speaker 3: It's a signature?
Speaker 1: Okay, this is really interesting.
Speaker 8: This is no.
Speaker 1: It's great, Jenny, you can document what we're doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So they're buy I'm up to the sea, I'm up
Speaker 5: to the h They're both signing their names on the
Speaker 5: bottom of their creations.
Speaker 3: That, oh, very well done.
Speaker 6: Okay, signing has almost been completed.
Speaker 3: I'm done has been completed by Mitchell Kombs.
Speaker 1: We really don't need to include this.
Speaker 5: Have you?
Speaker 6: Are you still signing?
Speaker 3: How long does you think that you take?
Speaker 1: I've got more letters than you, I wrote, Mitch Cherry
Speaker 1: Original twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3: That's nice.
Speaker 1: What did you write? Are you signed? Yours like your
Speaker 1: Elvis press, we sign it. No, I know, but I
Speaker 1: wrote my mind in script like I'm at birthdesths and marriages.
Speaker 1: Well that smells so good.
Speaker 3: Oh right, twenty twenty three. That's a good idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually went to my head that, Oh I'm at
Speaker 1: Oxford Street. Yeah. Cheez chit chees jeez. Yeah. All right,
Speaker 1: these are going to go up for grabs. By the
Speaker 1: time this episode is out, you will be able to
Speaker 1: bid on our ceramics and then I'll make sure it's
Speaker 1: a week. I'll put it on my eBay, and then
Speaker 1: the following week we'll have an update. Fabulous, so exciting.
Speaker 1: All right, Well let's get out of here. Thank you
Speaker 1: for listening everyone, Thank you to Robing report Oscar for
Speaker 1: his beautiful investigative skills. And we'll see you guys, yeah,
Speaker 1: a couple of days. Catch you soon. Idiots, love you?
Speaker 3: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've get to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 3: Welcome to a to de brief. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 3: On the end, we pretend the show it's done, but
Speaker 3: it's not. Hey, blown away? Why by this fucking bowl?
Speaker 3: I almost want to keep it.
Speaker 1: Can I see yours?
Speaker 3: Yeah, look, I'm not convinced that you're going. I didn't
Speaker 3: fix it after I.
Speaker 1: Left because there's ribbing in it, like it's it's got
Speaker 1: it's got ribs.
Speaker 4: Did you do that?
Speaker 3: He didn't do that, but you did.
Speaker 1: I remember, that's impressive. My mug's good. I'd actually used
Speaker 1: my mug like i'd use that every morning for coffee.
Speaker 3: It's not really a mug like it's currently sitting right
Speaker 3: next to our mug. You can see by comparison, it's
Speaker 3: more of like a piccolo cup.
Speaker 1: It is you could put I'd say, now you put
Speaker 1: a sauce in this. If you're doing like it's a
Speaker 1: remic it's a remicant. Yeah, oh my god. It's actually
Speaker 1: the size of a remican. But it it fits perfectly
Speaker 1: in a hand. I don't want to throw it at something. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't know why I want to shatter it. I
Speaker 1: don't know why. Sorry, I just want to shot.
Speaker 3: Remember the time you shattered a mug because we were
Speaker 3: giving away our mugs to anyone that left a five
Speaker 3: star review to do that stuff on the podcast, and
Speaker 3: someone only left a fourth star review, so you smashed
Speaker 3: the mug and.
Speaker 1: Sent it to them. Did we actually send it to it?
Speaker 1: I had to send it, yeah, because that way, if
Speaker 1: the police got involved, you were at fault. I do
Speaker 1: remember that we made a video out of that. I
Speaker 1: was immediately apologetic because I snapped.
Speaker 3: It's never happened before. It never happened. Since you just
Speaker 3: meant feral, I did snap?
Speaker 1: Can we find that? Should? Yeah? What would I have
Speaker 1: to search?
Speaker 3: Go a couple of mitches on Facebook. If you type
Speaker 3: in couple of Mitch's cracks it, it should come up.
Speaker 3: Because I was very witty, I said cheery cracks it.
Speaker 1: Literally.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 1: As you know. I'm in a fucked mood today.
Speaker 3: We look hopefully these reviews cheer you up today, Alan
Speaker 3: a fucking better.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you that because you win a free mug.
Speaker 1: If your reviewers read out on the show, you've got
Speaker 1: a week to get in contact with price keeper. You. Now,
Speaker 1: this is fucked. Who the fuck is Talia?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Set? Listen to Tylie's title? Right?
Speaker 3: You tell you?
Speaker 1: Why don't we play a little game of spot the
Speaker 1: fuck up?
Speaker 9: So Tylia has said, Oh, the best podcast ever all caps,
Speaker 9: exclamation points, lovely, quite beautiful. Thanks Talia. If it's the
Speaker 9: best fucking podcast ever. Why have you left us two starsoo?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: Oh Tarlie, are you dim witted little gito? We're not
Speaker 3: going to give you a mug if you leave us
Speaker 3: two stars? Hands down the best podcast I've ever listened to.
Speaker 1: Oh here's two.
Speaker 3: Stars, the saving grace that pulled me out of the
Speaker 3: depths of the president. I mean, she may have accidentally
Speaker 3: put two stars, but maybe we'll just accidentally send her
Speaker 3: a completely fucking smashed mug.
Speaker 1: Do you have the mugs in your day? You go
Speaker 1: get one place? No, please, she'll get exactly what's coming
Speaker 1: to her. I have a look at this beautiful, full mug.
Speaker 1: That could be you.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You could give it to her family member. O. It's
Speaker 1: packed well because you don't want these to smash. It's
Speaker 1: so brittle, so sensitive, and so delicate, because we make
Speaker 1: sure we've got the best fine bone sh.
Speaker 3: The pink one lovely.
Speaker 1: They're the face of beautiful pink one. And if she
Speaker 1: wants to give us two stars, my god, and she'll
Speaker 1: only get two percent of.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, there's pieces over were they're over here.
Speaker 1: I'm to look at my hair. So Jenna, what about
Speaker 1: all other pieces. I've got two pieces of a mug
Speaker 1: and I'll put them in the box. You can ship
Speaker 1: that off, two pieces of the mug for two stars.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll enjoy your shards. Tarlia, thank you every much.
Speaker 1: Again. You know I do expect you to send this out.
Speaker 1: I'm going to sign it. I'm going to sign it
Speaker 1: all her name again.
Speaker 3: How do you.
Speaker 1: Spell dirdy hoe Jesus? But I've only spelled me with
Speaker 1: an emmon and I because I don't know where the
Speaker 1: other three letters went. It's like a short film.
Speaker 3: I can't wait for your next mental snap. Can you
Speaker 3: go ballistic like that? Sometimes?
Speaker 1: Did we not have one? I think I had an angle. No,
Speaker 1: I was very close during the breaker Yeah, it wasn't
Speaker 1: to that extent at all during the breakup. That's how
Speaker 1: awful I was to my ex. And I remember telling
Speaker 1: Mitch about it, and you were like, maybe you need
Speaker 1: to just stop.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I go full scorched earth when I've been done wrong.
Speaker 3: For someone who is apparently afraid of confrontation, it's zero
Speaker 3: to one hundred real quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how that happened. It's confrontations, small
Speaker 1: things terrifying confrontation, big things easy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like people pleaser becomes people destroyer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not. Is it a bad trait?
Speaker 3: I don't know. That's up to you, and you up
Speaker 3: to you. I find it entertaining if nothing.
Speaker 1: Else, I've hamming it up.
Speaker 3: Of course, hilarious.
Speaker 1: I am a big boy in that video. If you
Speaker 1: want to search it, Cheery cracks it.
Speaker 3: Yeah on Facebook, if you're typing to search a couple
Speaker 3: of mitches cracks it. That's how I found.
Speaker 1: Episode eighty two. That was we've done double those about
Speaker 1: an episode since fucking hell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're nearly up to a one eighty something, aren't we.
Speaker 1: Yeah? We are. God on seventy four, someone work up
Speaker 1: on the wrong side of the kennel? Is what you
Speaker 1: captioned it?
Speaker 3: God, I'm funny. That's good. That is very cool.
Speaker 1: The kettle hold on? Did she have a comment back?
Speaker 1: She was fine with it. I remember she was did
Speaker 1: he from Yeah she was. She thought it was funny
Speaker 1: and she rectified she did. I remember what happened. She
Speaker 1: just got it wrong. It was meant to because the
Speaker 1: words were glowing. But she only gave us she only hit.
Speaker 6: Two stars, and I think I had to send her
Speaker 6: a new one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we wouldn't have when she amended the stars. I
Speaker 1: see she's a sweet Yeah, she's a sweetheart. Indeed, Oh god, that.
Speaker 3: Was during COVID as well, so chances are you had
Speaker 3: a little bit of pent up rage.
Speaker 1: Totally. We can all talk about it now. The phiser
Speaker 1: was not not good for us, so you know it was.
Speaker 3: I just had the I think that was pretty early on.
Speaker 3: You probably won't even jabbed reckon. I don't know.
Speaker 1: We've given up on that, haven't we. Remember everyone was like,
Speaker 1: remember everyone was competitive about what one you had. I
Speaker 1: had Maderna, I had totally. Do you have the m
Speaker 1: R n A?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I got Pizer And then someone pointed out that that's
Speaker 3: the same brand that makes my anger. I was like, ah,
Speaker 3: classic ship.
Speaker 1: You've had both their products.
Speaker 3: I know I'm their biggest fan. Don't use bagar anymore.
Speaker 1: Just for the record, that funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: What a time. I would have liked to have tried one,
Speaker 1: just to see if it's any different to my usual
Speaker 1: all natural boner.
Speaker 3: If you've got an all natchural boner, then it will
Speaker 3: probably just enhance.
Speaker 1: It a bit, make it extra hard. M that interesting.
Speaker 3: Maybe last a bit longer.
Speaker 1: Really, I can bring it me in.
Speaker 3: I'm sure I've still got some in the medicine cabinet somewhere.
Speaker 1: No lastings.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Actually they might be able to. They
Speaker 3: probably would be able to day.
Speaker 1: Do they go out of date? Maybe that's good. I
Speaker 1: want a less potent. Yeah, it's like a weak Now.
Speaker 3: Oh, they've got the grooves that you can cut them
Speaker 3: in half if you only want a little bit.
Speaker 1: Is it a diamond shape? It's a blue diamond, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the fires are branded ones are Oh, if you've
Speaker 3: got generic, I think so.
Speaker 1: My mum growing up was like, never get the generic,
Speaker 1: you don't know what's in it, and then being an
Speaker 1: adults like, oh, I can fucking afford is the gena?
Speaker 3: Now I only get generic from memory. This has gone
Speaker 3: back a couple of years. During my Viagara ear from memory,
Speaker 3: the generic worked better for me than the actual fires
Speaker 3: of brand.
Speaker 1: Well it's the exact same medication, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was like, for some reason, this one
Speaker 3: just worked better.
Speaker 1: Well, it comes up when the patent's over right, or
Speaker 1: the is the patent of a copyright or the something
Speaker 1: what are you talking about because when a new medicine's
Speaker 1: like released, someone owns the it's not patent, it's called
Speaker 1: like they own it, they own the rights to it.
Speaker 1: You can't replicate it.
Speaker 3: But that generic one must have been doing something slightly
Speaker 3: different because I think it worked better actual name brand viagra.
Speaker 1: Well that's like generics are amazing because it's like a zepic, right,
Speaker 1: which is a diabetic medication. Everyone's using it for a
Speaker 1: weight loss. But now actual diabetics can't get their hands
Speaker 1: on it. But the reason why it's in short demand
Speaker 1: is because a zepic is owned by that company. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that the generics can't be made, but in like
Speaker 1: ten years, when the patent runs out, then there'll be
Speaker 1: a whole bit won't be a problem. But this is
Speaker 1: the only company that can make it. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Well for generic I got generic botox the other day, Say,
Speaker 3: wasn't actually botox?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: It was some alternative. It's the same shit but cheap.
Speaker 3: But that's what they told me. So I was like,
Speaker 3: fucking stick it in.
Speaker 1: Do they offer it to you? They said that, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't be what it's called.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I basically said to them because I
Speaker 3: went into the same place I've gotten botox before, and
Speaker 3: I said to them, nah, don't do the forward one,
Speaker 3: because last time I got forward botox, I didn't like
Speaker 3: it and it gave me horrific tension headaches. And they said, really,
Speaker 3: so it kicked in as soon as you got the botox,
Speaker 3: I said no, it was a couple of months in
Speaker 3: I noticed I got these awful tension headaches. And they said,
Speaker 3: right right, all right, well, it's possible that the tension
Speaker 3: headaches were actually caused by lack of botox, because last
Speaker 3: time you were here recording to wear records was February
Speaker 3: and botox last three months, so March April May. And
Speaker 3: I said, oh, you're right. It was around June that
Speaker 3: I started getting the headaches. So now I'm trapped. I
Speaker 3: can't stop using botox in the forehead lest I get
Speaker 3: awful headaches.
Speaker 1: That was a real checkmate from them, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: It fucking was.
Speaker 3: I'm like, shit, now I'm dependent on it unless I'm
Speaker 3: going to go to some rehab for a month to
Speaker 3: just get over the tension headaches. If I ever want
Speaker 3: to wean off the botox because I didn't like it
Speaker 3: in the forhead.
Speaker 1: No, the first time I got my botox, I didn't
Speaker 1: pay attention, and I cleansed my face that night, and
Speaker 1: when I cleanse, I cleansed so I like rubbed the
Speaker 1: bowtox all around and and I had a headache, a
Speaker 1: headache for about a month right there. Yeah, I like
Speaker 1: like it wasn't a headache. I could just feel like pain,
Speaker 1: like my muscles were not in the right position. And
Speaker 1: I called them. I'm like, I think I've done something.
Speaker 1: They're like, did you touch the botox? Because they just
Speaker 1: drop it in and then it like seeps in. But
Speaker 1: I must have moved it around.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you must have.
Speaker 6: So when you get it, can you sleep on your
Speaker 6: side or whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll move.
Speaker 1: No, it's not that bad, just for like twelve hours
Speaker 1: after you don't touch it. Yeah, because it sits, you
Speaker 1: can see it. It's like white. It sits in your forehead.
Speaker 3: It's like, I notice that you've brought that up.
Speaker 1: Show you I filmed it. Look at this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember, I've never well.
Speaker 1: She said that I have a very thick, thick muscle
Speaker 1: in all my face, So that's why I need it
Speaker 1: more and be she sees it. Because it sits in
Speaker 1: the muscle. It doesn't dissolve quickly. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I fully went in there having to go with them, saying, nah,
Speaker 3: I'm not getting that. That'll call a tension Headleggs And
Speaker 3: they said, actually it was the lack thereof that cause
Speaker 3: the tension headache.
Speaker 1: Like I will very blown away by that. I'm so impressed.
Speaker 3: But I never had them before, the forhead botox. So
Speaker 3: where did they come from?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mitchure, that's a real worry from you.
Speaker 3: They said, yeah, no, it's actually a treatment of for
Speaker 3: tension headaches is botox.
Speaker 1: I was like, ah, fuck, so how it works? Apparently
Speaker 1: I can't find it general, I'll have to text you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever, it's not that interesting.
Speaker 1: It's also a very audio medium.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people are going to be sitting on the edge
Speaker 3: of their seats in their car right now. I mean, like,
Speaker 3: when's he gonna show in the video of the one?
Speaker 1: When's he going to show general video that none of
Speaker 1: us can see?
Speaker 3: But I never asked to see the video?
Speaker 1: Fuck off?
Speaker 3: Perfect opportunity for when I listen, I know you've got
Speaker 3: something to do for work.
Speaker 1: Me.
Speaker 3: Should we get out of here?
Speaker 1: We should go? Yes?
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