WEBVTT - #90 There's A Hole In Dad's Head!

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<v Speaker 1>Two times I had to merge across. Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>who was in front of me?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh not to langemrds lange mates, Okay, carry on.

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<v Speaker 1>In front of me with a glorious sight a dad

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<v Speaker 1>on an electric bike, no shirt on, gut hanging out,

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<v Speaker 1>going down Oxford Street. Nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I know where he was going, and I was trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get out of the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Cars just wouldn't let me pass.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't let me in, so you were stuck behind.

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<v Speaker 1>I was stuck. Not the worst thing to be stuck behind.

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<v Speaker 2>Sydney drivers are really ah.

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<v Speaker 1>Drove past, look to my left. I was like, ash,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome back to two going dads, Maddy.

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<v Speaker 2>J and just then yeah, sorry, I wasn't expecting you

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<v Speaker 2>to be so welcome back.

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<v Speaker 1>Scared, I was like, put your shoes on you like.

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<v Speaker 2>I did that. I was like, she stood up in

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<v Speaker 2>her bed and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, this is the podcast all about parenting. It

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<v Speaker 1>is the good. It is also the bad and the relatable.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. If you've come for advice, don't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't It's like going to a Chinese shop and then

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<v Speaker 1>asking for pizza. You're not going to get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Chinese shop, Chinese restaurant, restaurant. What about those like takeaway

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<v Speaker 2>shops to do it all?

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<v Speaker 1>They do.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like Chinese pizza kebabs. We have one down the

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<v Speaker 2>road from us, Yeah, in Bondi, in Bronchi.

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<v Speaker 1>In Bronti allowed it over there. But they do Brazilian Brazilian.

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<v Speaker 1>They do Italian pizza pasta. They also do like pokey

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<v Speaker 1>bowls as well. They you can get like schnitty, you

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<v Speaker 1>can get smell the food poisoning. And one time I

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<v Speaker 1>was so desperate it was the only place that delivering.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was a rainy day and the other

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<v Speaker 1>the only ones open. It's like a Christmas Day. And

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<v Speaker 1>they also like the unbelievable kids fish and chips as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Beautiful the sponsor bellow down a Bronte, delicious, lovely. Happy

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<v Speaker 1>Father's Day to me and to me, Happy Father's Day

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<v Speaker 1>to you as well. One of the best dads I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever come across, if not the best dad. Can I

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<v Speaker 1>just say you're talking about yourself again. You have done

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<v Speaker 1>such a great job raising two incredible children, and you

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<v Speaker 1>should be so proud.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I feel bad for not giving you a decent enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Now That's fine, man. If you want to like shit

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<v Speaker 1>on me. You are a doting dad. One of the

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<v Speaker 1>dosingests right back at you. I'm not good compliments. How

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<v Speaker 1>did you celebrate? How sounds great? Sounds like what a day?

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<v Speaker 1>It was a nice day. It was hot, hot day. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just a general run of the middle day.

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<v Speaker 2>It was good for the kids to be like, happy fasday.

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<v Speaker 2>Little couple of little gifts and nothing too crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Couple of daycare gifts. Would you get?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I got the mug standards beautiful. I got the

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<v Speaker 2>shitty artwork standard, which I told them my cherish forever.

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<v Speaker 2>But now I don't know where it is. And I

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<v Speaker 2>got some seeds, excuse me, seed links.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a little pot. What kind of plant was it?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I just put it somewhere from him.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you planted it?

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<v Speaker 2>He knows. I never do any gardening, but we can't

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<v Speaker 2>because we're living with Frank, my father in law.

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<v Speaker 1>Shout out to Frank, lovely man. Shut up. No, he

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<v Speaker 1>is love it.

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<v Speaker 2>But Bob, his partner is a real green thumb.

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<v Speaker 1>So you gave you heard he was like he But

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<v Speaker 1>other than that, No, what about you? How did you celebrate?

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a couple of gifts from the kids. Both

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<v Speaker 1>Marley and Lola gave me the exact same gift from daycare,

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<v Speaker 1>which was barbecue seasoning like a barbecue like like a

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<v Speaker 1>Cajun seasoning. Like. It was exact same from both. So

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<v Speaker 1>I opened lollles and she was like, closu your eyes, Daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>This is while I'm still in bed, and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's barbecue seasoning, which is great. And then Marley was

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<v Speaker 1>just as pumped and like, that's my turn. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I remember thinking as well I felt it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, it's just quite similar, same seasoning. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So daycare. Not to criticize, because I'm very appreciative of

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<v Speaker 1>what you've given the kids to give me, but mix it.

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<v Speaker 2>Up options clerical error. Think of all the days that

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<v Speaker 2>only got one sashe of barbecue. Yeah, it sucks to you.

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<v Speaker 1>But then I was pretty keen to go to the calf.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw you got breakfast in bed, how did you well,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to go to the calf. I wasn't really

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<v Speaker 1>that keen on cafe calf. Hang on, is that what

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<v Speaker 1>you call it? Or is that what you think it's called.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called the calf. It's called a calf. It's a cafe, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>old calf. What do you want to call it? Cafe calf? Sure,

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<v Speaker 1>let's not hung up on the minor details. Marlie was

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<v Speaker 1>really excited. She had it fixated into her little brain

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<v Speaker 1>that she wanted to make me breakfast in bed's sweat.

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<v Speaker 1>She had one of our cheese boards that she had boards,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. She had decorated it with some leaves and

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<v Speaker 1>some bark and other ornaments from the garden native they were,

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<v Speaker 1>I think they were native. A few succulent leaves as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Laura was like, don't touch my plants. And I in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning, I said, I want to go to to

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<v Speaker 1>go out of my breakfast and Marley was like, no

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<v Speaker 1>breakfast in bed. I was like, well, it's my father's date.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my decision. She was like, should get back to

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<v Speaker 1>bed and right now. She wouldn't allow me to go

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<v Speaker 1>get breakfast sales, but I had to wait there. She

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<v Speaker 1>made me breakfast in bed. Finally came upstairs, gave me

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<v Speaker 1>the plate toast on it, delicious peanut butter. Love that,

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<v Speaker 1>and then Laula was like, and then she ate the toast.

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<v Speaker 1>You got nothing she gave me or she gave me

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<v Speaker 1>a corner of crust that was like half warm from saliva. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>very kind of, very kind. And then I clean the house. Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>that was it?

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<v Speaker 2>What a That's just a dad day, just a normal

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<v Speaker 2>dad is a classic dad day.

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<v Speaker 1>Father's Day is the day to be more of a dad.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like, clean the house, what the bumps, get them, bath,

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<v Speaker 2>get out of bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Job done.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, well, great, happy Father's Day and have a

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<v Speaker 2>fast day to all the dads out there.

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<v Speaker 1>We love you. Shut up? Can I be empathetic? Couldn't? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I be a lot sympathetic? Is that I don't even.

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<v Speaker 2>Know the words, but having Father's Day to all the

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<v Speaker 2>dad's out there, I have.

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<v Speaker 1>To admit something to you, Ash, Yep, And look, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not easy for me to be this honest with you

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<v Speaker 1>on the podcast in front of our audience. Are they here,

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<v Speaker 1>they're listening on. When you've talked about shooting yourself, my approach,

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<v Speaker 1>my reaction to that, a knee jerk reaction, if you will,

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<v Speaker 1>has always been like, how how does that happen? You've

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<v Speaker 1>done it? Ash? Over the weekend there was an incident,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know what? Weirdly, I wasn't hungover. It wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>off the back of a really spicy meal. I was

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<v Speaker 1>just doing a simple WI standing obviously standing, we enjoying

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<v Speaker 1>the Wii. The whee was great, the we was flowing.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone was having a good time except midw My body

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<v Speaker 1>was confused in that moment. Somehow my body thought that

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<v Speaker 1>we were sitting down for a week and it was

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<v Speaker 1>time to do a poop. And it just well like,

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<v Speaker 1>as I was relaxing mid there's a moment I think,

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<v Speaker 1>Midwi where you find a moment of inner piece and

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<v Speaker 1>you shiver. You're like and I had to catch myself

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<v Speaker 1>because my body was about to do a poop. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, body, what are you doing? We're standing up.

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<v Speaker 3>Body was like, WHOA, my bad. I read the did

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<v Speaker 3>that scene completely wrong? Okay, We're back to work, back

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<v Speaker 3>to the office. My day was was going to continue. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>And then I thought I felt something. I went went

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<v Speaker 3>back to the bathroom. I inspected we had a bit

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<v Speaker 3>of leakage.

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<v Speaker 1>Nugget. No, I wouldn't say nugget. I'd say a.

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<v Speaker 2>Kiss like a Hershey's kiss.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was a Hershey's kiss, but it was it

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<v Speaker 1>like it was a it was a good kiss. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a bit of tongue. Oh, and my favorite undies

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<v Speaker 1>as well. But then the hard thing was ash. Hard

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<v Speaker 1>thing was I was one where I was debating. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how you approach this, like do I wash

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<v Speaker 1>the undies or do I just throw them out?

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<v Speaker 2>I got a rinse and wash like it's not it's

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<v Speaker 2>not like you murdered someone in them.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I would get rid of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so gone. I thought you were white.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to rethink that part of your wards. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm at an age where white undies are no longer

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<v Speaker 1>an option.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think altogether, what undies should be abolished for men?

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<v Speaker 2>Women increase them, men abolish them. I think it's offensive.

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<v Speaker 1>So I wanted to get rid of the mash. And

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<v Speaker 1>the problem was my mum was standing in the kitchen, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was standing near the sorry, she was standing

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<v Speaker 1>in the toilet in the kitchen. She was Mum was

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<v Speaker 1>standing in the kitchen near the bin. And so I

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<v Speaker 1>had to then like take the undies off, wrap them

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<v Speaker 1>up nice and tight so they would fit in my hand.

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<v Speaker 1>And I had to then like walk over to the

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<v Speaker 1>bin and like in an unsuspicious manner, put the onundies

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<v Speaker 1>in the bin. But there you did well. I also,

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<v Speaker 1>mum's seventy two, so she's easy to fall. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like I could come in with a unicorn.

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<v Speaker 2>A mom would just be like, it would have been really,

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<v Speaker 2>really funny if you're like, Mum, hold this for a seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>Popped me in the hand, walked away, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>looked in the mirror afterwards, I was just like, who

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<v Speaker 1>am I? Welcome to the club? My friend. Once every

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<v Speaker 1>few months I put.

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<v Speaker 2>Myself and it's it's a good wake up call to

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<v Speaker 2>remind you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a reset that you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Alive and you're here. I, for one, at the moment,

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<v Speaker 2>would love to ship myself. I'm extremely constipated, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>because of all of the codeine I have been taking

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<v Speaker 2>from a sore tooth.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the limit? What is the maximum length of

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<v Speaker 1>time one person can continuously take coding? Well, forever, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I don't know. Here's the the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to the dentist, as we know, last week,

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<v Speaker 2>and he gave me some codeine to band aid the paint.

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<v Speaker 1>The dentist gave you coding, He gave me a script.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they do that? Obviously? They are again.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to well the chemist willingly gave me the

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<v Speaker 2>from the doctor scripts.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on a second, this is from a dudess.

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<v Speaker 2>And it said one at a time, and then the

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<v Speaker 2>cameras said to me, you can take two at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fine, and I was like can.

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<v Speaker 2>The amount of coding they gave me was for to

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<v Speaker 2>band aid up until the extraction. I went through it

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<v Speaker 2>in about three days because I was.

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<v Speaker 1>In that much pain. Yeah, you were, you called me

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<v Speaker 1>wailing on the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>And now I have an addiction to prescription painkillers.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but I was like, oh god.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna need some more. And I was like, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, I'm going to try and get this tooth

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<v Speaker 2>out earlier rang them up and they had a cancelation.

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<v Speaker 1>I just love. I love that the only people who

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<v Speaker 1>can help you were those who have been beaten down

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<v Speaker 1>by ash Wicks for such a long period since they

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<v Speaker 1>started this podcast, and they've been coppy and shot after

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<v Speaker 1>shot after shot from you, and now now you're on

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<v Speaker 1>your hands and he's begging. It's a credit to their

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<v Speaker 1>public service.

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<v Speaker 2>They could easily just be like, no, this guy obviously

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't know about that, so foolger.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm like, you listen to our podcast. Yeah. He's like,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you do? And You're like, oh, we have

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast. It's all about how great dentists are.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the problem with your tooth? It was a

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, it just hurt a lot. It's an

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<v Speaker 2>old feeling tooth that was.

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<v Speaker 1>Heard a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>It was dead dying, No, it was it was irritating

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<v Speaker 2>the nerves underneath it.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, So the options are roots. Options were root canal

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<v Speaker 1>too expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>He sat me down, he turned the lights off, he

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<v Speaker 2>turned the lamp on my face.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, how badly do you want to keep this tooth?

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I'm not that attached to it, to be

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<v Speaker 2>completely honest. It's attached to my head, but I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>that attached to it emotionally. So let's remove it. But

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm such a scady cat, I was like, can

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<v Speaker 2>we somehow knock me out? He's like, no, may, It's

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<v Speaker 2>going to cost you like three or four times, way more.

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<v Speaker 1>Than that would be such a scaty cat. Let's just

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<v Speaker 1>rip it.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of your head. So you go in take these

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<v Speaker 2>three sleeping tablets. I don't know if this is legal.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know whether these dancers is really shifting garage,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean his basement.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm tired up. I was coming out. I got no

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<v Speaker 1>pants on them. It's necessary and yeah, I think like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like doesn't put you to sleep, but it makes

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<v Speaker 2>you git out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was pretty out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was really enjoying it, and I actually fell asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Let the lead up, and then they woke me out.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, anyway, so they had to take the

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<v Speaker 2>tooth out because it was like, unless they were to

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<v Speaker 2>do the root canal, I'll try and save the tooth.

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<v Speaker 2>Its best to rip it out. Now I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>be holding my head.

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<v Speaker 1>May I ask you just really quickly, did you get

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<v Speaker 1>any second opinion from April in regards to saving the

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<v Speaker 1>tooth or losing the tooth?

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<v Speaker 2>Nah? She said get it out. She wanted to get

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<v Speaker 2>me complaining. She was honestly so over it. She was

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<v Speaker 2>at the point where I like, on my tooth's like oh,

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<v Speaker 2>she was like no, actually that's right. I was in

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<v Speaker 2>bed and I was like, oh god, I can't get

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<v Speaker 2>up my mouth. She's just like, you can't decide when

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<v Speaker 2>it's too sore to get out of bed, when it's

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<v Speaker 2>too sort not to get out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>So get out of it. And I was like okay, So.

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<v Speaker 2>Managed to squeeze in on the Monday, which is two

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<v Speaker 2>days ago, and I do have a present for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Please are you ready? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>It's so big it is my tooth.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to put it as a necklace. I was

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<v Speaker 1>thinking that might need to clean it first, probably.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so long. It's that long tooth. Anyway, there's a

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<v Speaker 2>hole in my head now.

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<v Speaker 1>So long. Dude, Hang on a second. There's a big

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<v Speaker 1>black mark in there, isn't there. What's your professional opinion

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<v Speaker 1>what that fucking guy is? Yeah? Pretty bad? What's the

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<v Speaker 1>black stuff mean?

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<v Speaker 2>There's a little bit of good in all of us?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? So do you want to keep it? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to take you too. No, it's yours, just to keep.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll never ever forget me. Thank you, You never forget.

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<v Speaker 2>Whenever you're facing yourself with a hard decision, look to

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<v Speaker 2>the tooth. Hold the tooth, hold it, look to it

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<v Speaker 2>and go what's the right move here?

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<v Speaker 1>And the tooth will tell you. Well, look who it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Look who came barging? You had one job. Don't come

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<v Speaker 1>in and you've come in? What do you forget? Are

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<v Speaker 1>the keys.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, April, do you love me any less now that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm less of a man because I'm missing a tooth?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you told me last night. Hi April? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you going? Where are you going? By the way, You're

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<v Speaker 1>going to Egypt? Very good? Is some of your best ways?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that right? Is that geographically correct? For those of

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<v Speaker 2>you wonder out of the Cairo and said to Egypt,

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<v Speaker 2>that's what living with me is like.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not coming back. Can you just open your can

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<v Speaker 1>I see? I see? Yeah, we'll get a close up

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<v Speaker 1>of it. So what's the recovery like right now? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that was a bit. They stitch it up because no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just it's it's a vacant hole. I'm listening. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So they leave it as is for now.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had a few messages from people that are also

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<v Speaker 2>had theirs out, also criticizing my lack of being able

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<v Speaker 2>to stay strong against dentists.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you a story just really quickly, go

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<v Speaker 1>really quickly. This is in the UK. I lived in

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<v Speaker 1>London and told us for thirty second. Just for those

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<v Speaker 1>people who are new to the podcast, I lived in

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<v Speaker 1>London for four years. You haven't been listening for the

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<v Speaker 1>last fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>And man hasn't told you lived in London for a

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<v Speaker 2>four months lived.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a great city. I recommend it. If you couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>call it living for four years, sure, that's that's living.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a passport, that's living. Had a passport, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just an accent. I fucking I was. I was in London. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and my fucking mate was okay. There was a friend

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<v Speaker 1>of ours was a dentist, and you know, as I

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<v Speaker 1>was still as a dentist, I think I won't say

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<v Speaker 1>your name Charlotte. It's not Charlotte. And you know, we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about what life is like as a dentist. And

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you know, have you ever made a mistake

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<v Speaker 1>and she goes, oh, yeah, absolutely. One time she was

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<v Speaker 1>extracting a tooth and then she extracted the tooth, looked

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<v Speaker 1>at the X ray and went, oh shit, took the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong tooth out, wrong side. I was like, I got

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<v Speaker 1>to take the right tooth out. That person woke up

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<v Speaker 1>and they said, look, good news, bad news, bad news.

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<v Speaker 1>We found another tooth that also needed to come out.

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<v Speaker 1>The good news is that we took it out. Didn't

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<v Speaker 1>charge you anything extra because you were under you're welcome,

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<v Speaker 1>and the patient was like, thank you so much. That's

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<v Speaker 1>so kind of you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why they marked the leg in surgeries, because like

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<v Speaker 2>we've got to remove a leg. There's one with gangering,

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<v Speaker 2>one without gangering. I think the one with gangering needs

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<v Speaker 2>to be good movie, just in case.

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<v Speaker 1>They've put a cross on this one, so not this one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's lucky that you got the right tooth out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't wake up when you also that ash. The

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<v Speaker 1>good news is.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got no but I can see the mistake there

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<v Speaker 2>because the sea through and I mean, all those years

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<v Speaker 2>of training.

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<v Speaker 1>I love how all of a sudden you're the dentist sympathizer.

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<v Speaker 1>Who would have thought we'd be here? I got a

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<v Speaker 1>clean while I was there. They asold me, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you think you're doing? WHOA? Hang on, buddy, we're good friends.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember it's nerf for nothing. I don't know what you mean.

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<v Speaker 1>You have an interesting look in your eye. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what this is? Yeah, of course I know what

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<v Speaker 1>that is. It's it's nerve.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not any old nerve, Matthew.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the end series. What's the end series?

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<v Speaker 2>It's extreme, it's got extreme accuracy, speed and distance. This

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<v Speaker 2>one in particular is actually called a pinpoint large scope.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the world like it and it's got a ten

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<v Speaker 1>dark cartridge. See that can just relax please when we're

0:19:07.040 --> 0:19:10.280
<v Speaker 1>doing a podcast, you can relax when you sleep. Speaking

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<v Speaker 1>of nerf actually, who do you think would win a

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<v Speaker 1>battle between the Johnson's or the Wicks, Look, any team

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<v Speaker 1>that lolls in. I'm worried. I'm scared.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a renegade, she's an animal, she's untrustworthy, and she's

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<v Speaker 2>so good at gas lighting Pip. She would drag you

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<v Speaker 2>in with a false sense of security and then bang.

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<v Speaker 1>She's actually got a very good aim on her as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Her hand eye coordination is impeccable. Mike is not so

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<v Speaker 1>much Oscar. Yes, I reckon he would do all right.

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<v Speaker 2>He's small, slender, so he'd be able to hide Macy clumsy.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not Macy. I'm worried about.

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<v Speaker 2>It's April April with an ND series lethless parenting hack.

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<v Speaker 2>I also find the nerf End series very helpful around

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<v Speaker 2>the house.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean, Well, when I run.

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<v Speaker 2>A bath and the kids don't get in it, I

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<v Speaker 2>come after him with a NERF.

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<v Speaker 1>They get in pretty quick. That is very clever. It's

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<v Speaker 1>really sad to watch Mazie run from me. She waddles.

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<v Speaker 2>And matt Before we get back to the show, well.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we should probably ash if you ash hush

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<v Speaker 1>as men. As dads, we're very lucky, Ash, We're very

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<v Speaker 1>lucky in that we're the first generation of dads. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>people got very angry when I was like, we're the

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<v Speaker 1>first generation of hands on parents on mass Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know who got angry without the people that weren't hands on. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there was one dad who was like, oh, it was

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<v Speaker 1>hands on with my kids. I was like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know about like my dad was hands on. I sweats like,

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<v Speaker 1>no he wasn't. So we can go to any kind

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<v Speaker 1>of environment out of the house, like going grocery shopping

0:20:56.840 --> 0:21:00.800
<v Speaker 1>with the kids. Other parents look at us emails and

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, wow, I know the bar's really like boomer

0:21:03.400 --> 0:21:06.920
<v Speaker 1>mums for example, boom mums look at us and we

0:21:06.960 --> 0:21:09.320
<v Speaker 1>don't deserve it, but they look at us, and they think, gosh, like,

0:21:09.359 --> 0:21:11.680
<v Speaker 1>what an amazing dad. When we're doing the bare minimum.

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<v Speaker 1>I take it. Well, I'll take it any day of

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<v Speaker 1>the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Little they know, I'm shotting for a boys trip.

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<v Speaker 1>I have found a location where the praise is almost

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<v Speaker 1>too much. I'm listening. So, I don't know if you've

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<v Speaker 1>ever taken Macy to get her nails done. No, not yet, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's young. She's too young. I've seen you do.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought about it, so I do it to the girls.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like seven bucks, her kid, get nails done and

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<v Speaker 1>sit still. Now they do the first few. The poor

0:21:45.640 --> 0:21:48.040
<v Speaker 1>poor guy was like, all right, here we go, last nail,

0:21:48.040 --> 0:21:50.920
<v Speaker 1>and then Lola would go yeah, move her hands and

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<v Speaker 1>go fuck startle everyone. Well there for hours. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling you, if you feel like maybe there's a day

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<v Speaker 1>that you're struggling as a parent, you're not doing enough,

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<v Speaker 1>just take your child, go to the nail salon and

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<v Speaker 1>just the looks of the other women in that nail

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<v Speaker 1>salon as you're there with your child picking out colors.

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<v Speaker 1>It's restless. It is unfucking believable. Yeah, yeah, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to go into bat for you here say that

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<v Speaker 2>that's a very modern man thing for you to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, that's I don't I've never like I always did.

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<v Speaker 1>I sit there. I sit there and I get ten

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<v Speaker 1>minutes a piece and quiet whilst my girls get their nailstone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great. So it's like that's top tier dadding, I

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<v Speaker 1>think because i've it's you think how you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>an al salon, like what a good dad? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>what a great guy's outstanding? Ye're not afraid to do

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<v Speaker 1>anything that's s like you know not, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you get yours done every now and then, don't you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't get it done.

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<v Speaker 2>Should we take all four kids because Oscar would be

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<v Speaker 2>super keen?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you love it?

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<v Speaker 2>All four kids, two dads. If there's a nail salon

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<v Speaker 2>out there that would love.

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<v Speaker 1>Us to come and do it, im key for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Bring bring the family our feet done. I love that. Yeah.

0:23:06.240 --> 0:23:08.400
<v Speaker 1>What about those little fish that eat your feet? That's

0:23:08.520 --> 0:23:11.959
<v Speaker 1>scamping scam. Yeah. So just any any dads out there

0:23:11.960 --> 0:23:15.520
<v Speaker 1>who are listening and just prepare yourself the absolute onslaught

0:23:15.560 --> 0:23:19.119
<v Speaker 1>of praise. Like mum, another mum was getting a nails

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<v Speaker 1>done and she's like, I just think that's so lovely

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<v Speaker 1>that you're taking your girls here. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's no big deal, nob, I'm just doing what I can.

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<v Speaker 1>My my wife's interstate at the moment, so she but

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>She's just trying to put food on the table. But

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<v Speaker 2>she's also absent.

0:23:36.960 --> 0:23:38.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, someone's got to take them out out right. You know.

0:23:38.960 --> 0:23:41.280
<v Speaker 2>It's like, it's not me than who I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>try it. I think we should try it, and we

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<v Speaker 2>should all do it together.

0:23:43.520 --> 0:23:47.800
<v Speaker 1>Two gay dads, we're not doing Those ladies from the

0:23:47.960 --> 0:23:51.000
<v Speaker 1>bookstore are like they walk past and they are again,

0:23:51.600 --> 0:23:54.560
<v Speaker 1>they're lovely. There's two gay dads. They've got four kids

0:23:54.560 --> 0:23:58.160
<v Speaker 1>between the Oh my goodness, Yeah, it's two broken marriages.

0:23:58.840 --> 0:24:05.359
<v Speaker 1>Mums were absent. Ash. We spoke last week about the

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<v Speaker 1>new kind of kind of calling it a segment. It's

0:24:08.119 --> 0:24:12.480
<v Speaker 1>called parenting hack of fuck that. It's where we look

0:24:12.520 --> 0:24:15.400
<v Speaker 1>at a video that's been posted on social media. They're

0:24:15.400 --> 0:24:20.040
<v Speaker 1>a parent who are suggesting they have an idea, a concept,

0:24:20.240 --> 0:24:25.120
<v Speaker 1>a way of making parenting groundbreaking, making parenting better or easier.

0:24:25.480 --> 0:24:28.440
<v Speaker 2>And look, honestly, we do come across videos out there

0:24:28.760 --> 0:24:30.440
<v Speaker 2>that the hack is groundbreaking.

0:24:31.000 --> 0:24:33.520
<v Speaker 1>I had one where I don't know if your kids

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<v Speaker 1>use it. The little beads that they put on, they

0:24:35.840 --> 0:24:38.679
<v Speaker 1>place the bead on your shape and your iron the

0:24:38.720 --> 0:24:41.800
<v Speaker 1>beads and they then make a shape. But they fucking

0:24:41.840 --> 0:24:43.639
<v Speaker 1>go on the floor all the time. But if you

0:24:43.640 --> 0:24:47.560
<v Speaker 1>put a sock in the that was good, and then

0:24:47.600 --> 0:24:49.200
<v Speaker 1>you can you can suck up all the beads and

0:24:49.240 --> 0:24:52.680
<v Speaker 1>they get stuck in the sock. Job done, parenting hack absolutely.

0:24:53.000 --> 0:24:56.439
<v Speaker 1>Last week's fuck that was it parently suggested that you

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<v Speaker 1>wake up your kids after they've gone to bed to

0:24:58.640 --> 0:24:59.440
<v Speaker 1>get them a surprise.

0:24:59.680 --> 0:25:03.040
<v Speaker 2>Moving anyway, they're already awake for the majority of the day.

0:25:03.040 --> 0:25:05.480
<v Speaker 2>Have a movie date. So this week sounds great?

0:25:05.600 --> 0:25:07.160
<v Speaker 1>This week, Ash, I've got a new video.

0:25:07.280 --> 0:25:09.879
<v Speaker 2>Okay, cool, we'll show me. I feel like I bring

0:25:09.880 --> 0:25:12.280
<v Speaker 2>nothing to the table. You're the one who's always got there.

0:25:12.440 --> 0:25:13.560
<v Speaker 2>I promise next week.

0:25:13.680 --> 0:25:15.800
<v Speaker 1>No, your rage last week was more than a night.

0:25:15.800 --> 0:25:18.840
<v Speaker 2>Rage because I just think it's not fair on the child.

0:25:19.119 --> 0:25:22.880
<v Speaker 2>I think that's selfish for your own gratitude. But then

0:25:22.920 --> 0:25:24.679
<v Speaker 2>to be able to post a video about it like

0:25:24.880 --> 0:25:27.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm such a great parent, You're a ship parent.

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<v Speaker 1>Well sorry, well said, that's that's you're filling my cup.

0:25:30.920 --> 0:25:36.320
<v Speaker 1>That's what I wanted to I'm filling your cup with what? Okay, Ash,

0:25:36.359 --> 0:25:39.000
<v Speaker 1>do you think this is a parenting hack or fuck that? Yes,

0:25:39.400 --> 0:25:41.199
<v Speaker 1>I'm loving this road trips.

0:25:41.320 --> 0:25:43.520
<v Speaker 2>Am I going in the mindset of road trips?

0:25:44.000 --> 0:25:46.600
<v Speaker 1>Got a big driver ahead of you asking your kids?

0:25:46.680 --> 0:25:49.040
<v Speaker 1>Do you need to go the toilet? You don't. Okay,

0:25:49.080 --> 0:25:51.680
<v Speaker 1>let's get in the car. Let's set off. Okay, we're off,

0:25:51.680 --> 0:25:55.440
<v Speaker 1>We're driving. I'm watching No. Nope, no no, no, nope,

0:25:55.480 --> 0:25:57.399
<v Speaker 1>no no, no, no, no no no. This is a product

0:25:57.440 --> 0:25:59.280
<v Speaker 1>you can purchase online.

0:25:59.920 --> 0:26:02.000
<v Speaker 2>Right, so let me just explain what I'm looking at here.

0:26:02.119 --> 0:26:06.680
<v Speaker 2>It's a product that someone's purchased that unfolds, goes onto

0:26:06.720 --> 0:26:09.080
<v Speaker 2>the four of the car.

0:26:09.200 --> 0:26:11.200
<v Speaker 1>It's like a flat pack. Comes as a flat packed

0:26:11.200 --> 0:26:13.919
<v Speaker 1>cardboard box. Yeah, it looks like there's a plastic liner.

0:26:14.000 --> 0:26:16.080
<v Speaker 1>It opens up to a potty. So the kid sits

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<v Speaker 1>on it.

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<v Speaker 2>That kid's way too big for that partty first of all,

0:26:19.160 --> 0:26:21.480
<v Speaker 2>and then they shit in it. You wrap it back

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<v Speaker 2>up and then go on your day.

0:26:23.160 --> 0:26:24.720
<v Speaker 1>And then what do you do? Dump it in and

0:26:24.720 --> 0:26:30.600
<v Speaker 1>be Okay, what about Ash? Hear me out? Nighttime? Nighttime

0:26:30.680 --> 0:26:33.640
<v Speaker 1>road trip. You're on the side of a cliff. Why

0:26:33.720 --> 0:26:34.920
<v Speaker 1>would I be on the side of a cliff. I

0:26:34.920 --> 0:26:37.720
<v Speaker 1>don't know where you're driving, brod maybe up in the mountains.

0:26:37.920 --> 0:26:41.360
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's snowing right, so it's it's hard to then

0:26:41.480 --> 0:26:45.000
<v Speaker 1>do a bush wheel bush poo. So you need to

0:26:45.040 --> 0:26:47.520
<v Speaker 1>do that business in a place that's quite close to

0:26:47.560 --> 0:26:50.120
<v Speaker 1>the car. You want to shit next to the car?

0:26:50.200 --> 0:26:55.200
<v Speaker 1>I think it's demeaning. What shitting next to a trees?

0:26:55.320 --> 0:26:55.399
<v Speaker 2>Not?

0:26:55.560 --> 0:26:58.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that's you're in nature. You're in nature.

0:26:59.040 --> 0:27:00.920
<v Speaker 2>You go, you go am being really out in the

0:27:00.960 --> 0:27:03.320
<v Speaker 2>sticks and that well, you dig a hole down river.

0:27:03.840 --> 0:27:05.760
<v Speaker 1>But maybe not up river. Hey, what about I don't

0:27:05.800 --> 0:27:07.880
<v Speaker 1>know how long your children take to poo? Mine take

0:27:07.920 --> 0:27:10.080
<v Speaker 1>a little while? Do they a little while? Yeah?

0:27:10.240 --> 0:27:14.480
<v Speaker 2>Oscaus PSI is unbelievable. Makes he still shits in nappies.

0:27:14.760 --> 0:27:20.640
<v Speaker 2>But look, I would highly doubt you know how strange

0:27:20.720 --> 0:27:23.760
<v Speaker 2>kids are. There's a bigger chance of my kids shit

0:27:23.880 --> 0:27:26.919
<v Speaker 2>doing a bush poo then sitting on what looks to

0:27:26.960 --> 0:27:28.480
<v Speaker 2>be a magician's hat.

0:27:30.640 --> 0:27:31.320
<v Speaker 1>To take a shit.

0:27:31.359 --> 0:27:33.399
<v Speaker 2>He'd be like, what is as if it's going to

0:27:33.440 --> 0:27:35.920
<v Speaker 2>support his weight. He'd end up shitting and falling back

0:27:35.920 --> 0:27:40.119
<v Speaker 2>into it. I think I think someone's tried to cash

0:27:40.160 --> 0:27:42.080
<v Speaker 2>in and make some money on idiots.

0:27:42.240 --> 0:27:44.359
<v Speaker 1>That's what I think about that. So it's not a hack.

0:27:44.760 --> 0:27:47.600
<v Speaker 2>I think the hack is if your kid needs to shit,

0:27:47.840 --> 0:27:50.600
<v Speaker 2>you pull over, find a bush the old fashioned way

0:27:50.640 --> 0:27:51.200
<v Speaker 2>and go here.

0:27:51.240 --> 0:27:51.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm watching.

0:27:52.040 --> 0:27:55.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm here to protect you while she poo out here,

0:27:55.640 --> 0:27:57.720
<v Speaker 2>and then I'll get the wipes, wipe it up. The

0:27:57.760 --> 0:27:59.960
<v Speaker 2>shit's gone into the soil. Perhaps a tree grow.

0:28:00.880 --> 0:28:03.439
<v Speaker 1>That's a hack. This is not a hack. This is

0:28:04.400 --> 0:28:07.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm scared that, Mike. I'm trying to protect my kids.

0:28:07.560 --> 0:28:11.120
<v Speaker 1>It's over complicating situation. I think.

0:28:11.160 --> 0:28:14.280
<v Speaker 2>Also, it's way too pretty colored. It could be mistaken

0:28:14.280 --> 0:28:16.800
<v Speaker 2>for one of those gifts bags. Next minute you're given

0:28:16.800 --> 0:28:17.640
<v Speaker 2>a friend a bag of ship.

0:28:18.000 --> 0:28:20.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah you need to you need to have the shape

0:28:20.320 --> 0:28:22.000
<v Speaker 1>and color like shit.

0:28:22.760 --> 0:28:25.080
<v Speaker 2>It needs to be off putting. I think they're trying

0:28:25.080 --> 0:28:26.480
<v Speaker 2>to cash in on something that's.

0:28:26.320 --> 0:28:28.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well said, Well, so it's not a hack.

0:28:28.359 --> 0:28:31.560
<v Speaker 2>It's a fuck that ye first, should we do no

0:28:31.760 --> 0:28:34.560
<v Speaker 2>before we move on, I've got something really quick for you. Please,

0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:36.119
<v Speaker 2>But I've got something i just want to bring up

0:28:36.160 --> 0:28:39.320
<v Speaker 2>that I've just stumbled across Matthew Johnson, and I didn't

0:28:39.320 --> 0:28:42.640
<v Speaker 2>know this you're very humble man, and you haven't brought

0:28:42.640 --> 0:28:44.680
<v Speaker 2>this to my attention, nor has anybody brought this to

0:28:44.720 --> 0:28:46.720
<v Speaker 2>my attention until I'm sitting across from you.

0:28:47.920 --> 0:28:52.240
<v Speaker 1>A man via man, dad via dad. You've been nominated

0:28:52.280 --> 0:28:55.719
<v Speaker 1>for an award. Yeah, it's weird. I didn't know that.

0:28:56.240 --> 0:28:59.520
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that I was a scam. I think

0:28:59.520 --> 0:29:00.160
<v Speaker 1>you've been scam.

0:29:00.560 --> 0:29:03.080
<v Speaker 2>So no, just to give some context of the listeners,

0:29:03.120 --> 0:29:07.040
<v Speaker 2>matt has been as a finalist of the Boody.

0:29:06.720 --> 0:29:09.000
<v Speaker 1>Awards whatever that is never heard of.

0:29:09.040 --> 0:29:13.880
<v Speaker 2>It still an honor for a content creator, change maker

0:29:14.040 --> 0:29:15.000
<v Speaker 2>of the year.

0:29:15.280 --> 0:29:20.160
<v Speaker 1>So the weird thing is ash weird thing is like,

0:29:20.280 --> 0:29:23.680
<v Speaker 1>I've not really done anything in the mental health space.

0:29:23.520 --> 0:29:26.560
<v Speaker 2>But it's it's for children's mental health. For You've done

0:29:26.600 --> 0:29:27.560
<v Speaker 2>some starlight.

0:29:27.240 --> 0:29:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Stuff, didn't it. Yeah, but not enough to like you

0:29:29.480 --> 0:29:30.440
<v Speaker 1>do more than what I do.

0:29:30.760 --> 0:29:32.480
<v Speaker 2>You're up against some pretty heavy competition.

0:29:32.600 --> 0:29:34.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how I got nominated, but it's a

0:29:34.280 --> 0:29:36.880
<v Speaker 1>public vote. It's a public vote, so look listen.

0:29:37.080 --> 0:29:39.680
<v Speaker 2>No, I mean we need to make sure that Matthew

0:29:39.760 --> 0:29:42.120
<v Speaker 2>J and I will be plugging this.

0:29:42.240 --> 0:29:45.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm honored to be nominated, but it's not required. It

0:29:45.400 --> 0:29:48.000
<v Speaker 1>is required the award. The awards are in Brisbane. I'm

0:29:48.040 --> 0:29:50.320
<v Speaker 1>not finding Brisbone for the awards. Bring the kids.

0:29:50.480 --> 0:29:53.480
<v Speaker 2>We just start to go fund me for Matthew. I'm

0:29:53.480 --> 0:29:54.920
<v Speaker 2>both impressed and proud of you.

0:29:55.480 --> 0:29:55.840
<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

0:29:56.320 --> 0:29:57.880
<v Speaker 2>So if you want to go and vote for matt

0:29:57.920 --> 0:30:00.880
<v Speaker 2>you can at Boardy Awards their Instagram. I'm going to

0:30:00.920 --> 0:30:03.320
<v Speaker 2>put it on my story. Thank you and every day

0:30:03.600 --> 0:30:06.800
<v Speaker 2>very kind of it's announced. I appreciate now.

0:30:07.200 --> 0:30:11.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't do this for the recognition, ash, So let's

0:30:11.920 --> 0:30:14.600
<v Speaker 1>go to We're going to do lies. We've got some

0:30:14.680 --> 0:30:16.400
<v Speaker 1>cracking lies today, so let's get into it.

0:30:17.720 --> 0:30:27.480
<v Speaker 2>Tell me loud. Tell this one's from Tilly. Hey Tilly,

0:30:27.800 --> 0:30:29.440
<v Speaker 2>it's going to get dark real quick, so I would

0:30:29.480 --> 0:30:31.280
<v Speaker 2>just maybe remove.

0:30:31.000 --> 0:30:33.160
<v Speaker 1>The enthusiasm out of your voice.

0:30:33.320 --> 0:30:35.640
<v Speaker 2>We can get it back afterwards once we've recovered. My

0:30:35.760 --> 0:30:38.560
<v Speaker 2>older sister told me my mother was on a business trip.

0:30:38.640 --> 0:30:41.400
<v Speaker 2>When I was old enough to notice other kids had

0:30:41.520 --> 0:30:42.600
<v Speaker 2>mum and a dad.

0:30:42.920 --> 0:30:45.520
<v Speaker 1>I think I was four or five. Bear with me.

0:30:46.040 --> 0:30:48.560
<v Speaker 2>My dad allowed me to believe this rather than explain

0:30:48.640 --> 0:30:49.720
<v Speaker 2>the concept of death.

0:30:52.760 --> 0:30:59.680
<v Speaker 1>My mum was dead. I know that is bad parenting.

0:31:00.080 --> 0:31:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, is like proper. That's a lot Dard. Yeah,

0:31:04.680 --> 0:31:07.720
<v Speaker 1>that is. That is one hell of a light. Also

0:31:07.880 --> 0:31:10.840
<v Speaker 1>just the best case example of boomer parenting. Oh yeah,

0:31:10.960 --> 0:31:11.560
<v Speaker 1>just run with it.

0:31:11.760 --> 0:31:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she said, I'm not mad about it.

0:31:15.200 --> 0:31:17.760
<v Speaker 1>I probably wouldn't have understood the truth anyway. So like

0:31:17.760 --> 0:31:20.000
<v Speaker 1>she's obviously still very close with her dad. Taking that

0:31:20.120 --> 0:31:23.400
<v Speaker 1>very well. First of all, sorry about your mum, very sorry.

0:31:24.000 --> 0:31:27.880
<v Speaker 1>Second of all, it's kind of sad. Jesus Christ. At

0:31:27.880 --> 0:31:32.960
<v Speaker 1>what point do you then do then say, sorry, she's

0:31:33.000 --> 0:31:38.960
<v Speaker 1>not on that sales conference, She's dead. It's kidding, Like,

0:31:39.080 --> 0:31:41.720
<v Speaker 1>how do you how long was the sales conference? How

0:31:42.160 --> 0:31:46.360
<v Speaker 1>she's been on that conference for years? Yeah? I know,

0:31:46.960 --> 0:31:47.520
<v Speaker 1>when do you?

0:31:47.800 --> 0:31:50.160
<v Speaker 2>I suppose like when you're in an age to understand

0:31:50.840 --> 0:31:53.000
<v Speaker 2>you would just but.

0:31:52.960 --> 0:31:54.800
<v Speaker 1>There's always going to be that period where you're like

0:31:54.960 --> 0:31:58.000
<v Speaker 1>six or seven and you're still running with the conference

0:31:58.240 --> 0:32:02.240
<v Speaker 1>business trip line. Yeah, oh god, just beyond my mine.

0:32:02.280 --> 0:32:04.360
<v Speaker 1>God's say. This one is from Courtney.

0:32:05.000 --> 0:32:08.280
<v Speaker 2>Hello, Courtney, Hello Courtney Morbid.

0:32:11.480 --> 0:32:15.080
<v Speaker 1>I lived in London for four years. That's very good.

0:32:15.640 --> 0:32:17.600
<v Speaker 1>Close my eyes. It felt like I was right back

0:32:17.640 --> 0:32:22.800
<v Speaker 1>on Oxford Street. I tell you in London, Courtney the

0:32:22.920 --> 0:32:25.480
<v Speaker 1>lie I told my four year old last week we

0:32:25.480 --> 0:32:28.560
<v Speaker 1>were at Costco having pizza in the food court Delicious

0:32:29.320 --> 0:32:32.840
<v Speaker 1>and ash an alarm went off in the store. My

0:32:32.960 --> 0:32:36.240
<v Speaker 1>son then asked why it was going off. I told

0:32:36.320 --> 0:32:38.520
<v Speaker 1>him it goes off when kids are being naughty and

0:32:38.600 --> 0:32:41.960
<v Speaker 1>don't listen or eat their food. I then watched a

0:32:42.040 --> 0:32:44.400
<v Speaker 1>parent leaving the store with their child and pointed to

0:32:44.440 --> 0:32:48.600
<v Speaker 1>them and said to my son, see that kid must

0:32:48.600 --> 0:32:51.440
<v Speaker 1>have been naughty. They're been taken out of the shop.

0:32:51.840 --> 0:32:54.320
<v Speaker 1>Let's say it worked. He ate his dinner a bit

0:32:54.400 --> 0:32:55.280
<v Speaker 1>quieter than usual.

0:32:55.960 --> 0:33:00.320
<v Speaker 2>I love a perfectly timed why, especially when there's someone

0:33:00.320 --> 0:33:02.640
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, see.

0:33:02.680 --> 0:33:04.280
<v Speaker 1>That's him and he's crying.

0:33:04.360 --> 0:33:06.600
<v Speaker 2>You're like, perfect, relie that it's I could easily be

0:33:07.120 --> 0:33:11.360
<v Speaker 2>the truth because it was in this instant. Before we

0:33:11.400 --> 0:33:13.920
<v Speaker 2>move on, I've got one that I've been using as

0:33:13.960 --> 0:33:16.680
<v Speaker 2>I've had my tooth out. Now, I've been using my

0:33:16.720 --> 0:33:19.000
<v Speaker 2>tooth with Oscar forget him to brush his teeth properly,

0:33:19.160 --> 0:33:22.040
<v Speaker 2>because he's not. It's not the act of him put

0:33:22.080 --> 0:33:23.480
<v Speaker 2>getting the toothbrush to his mouth.

0:33:23.760 --> 0:33:26.720
<v Speaker 1>He just sucks on it. Oh, it's so annoying. They

0:33:26.720 --> 0:33:29.040
<v Speaker 1>go finished and you go you can't just eat the

0:33:29.080 --> 0:33:30.680
<v Speaker 1>tooth properly. Do it properly?

0:33:30.800 --> 0:33:35.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he's on adult toothpaste now because this happened

0:33:35.600 --> 0:33:36.520
<v Speaker 2>when he got the crown.

0:33:38.000 --> 0:33:42.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the kid's stuff wasn't strong enough. No, it's too tasty.

0:33:44.160 --> 0:33:46.880
<v Speaker 1>What was the first few times of him having like

0:33:46.920 --> 0:33:48.880
<v Speaker 1>a full strength mint to clips?

0:33:49.040 --> 0:33:51.400
<v Speaker 2>There was one stage where he had the toothbrush up

0:33:51.440 --> 0:33:51.880
<v Speaker 2>to his mouth.

0:33:55.240 --> 0:33:59.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do it. It's not that bad.

0:34:00.800 --> 0:34:02.600
<v Speaker 2>So I've been like, I've had a two thousand, So

0:34:02.680 --> 0:34:04.520
<v Speaker 2>every time now I'm like, do you want to look

0:34:04.640 --> 0:34:04.920
<v Speaker 2>like this?

0:34:05.760 --> 0:34:10.359
<v Speaker 1>And this follows with him that's not this is what

0:34:10.440 --> 0:34:13.160
<v Speaker 1>you want. Hold it up, grabbed him by the collar

0:34:13.160 --> 0:34:14.200
<v Speaker 1>and like, this could.

0:34:14.040 --> 0:34:18.839
<v Speaker 2>Be you get him out of my size.

0:34:19.680 --> 0:34:21.360
<v Speaker 1>It's not really a lie. It's kind of the truth.

0:34:21.800 --> 0:34:22.799
<v Speaker 1>That's how it happened to me.

0:34:22.880 --> 0:34:26.760
<v Speaker 2>But it's it's working, and Macy's just equally as terrified.

0:34:28.120 --> 0:34:31.600
<v Speaker 1>So that's my lie for the week. Perfectly time lies.

0:34:31.840 --> 0:34:37.040
<v Speaker 1>Perfectly time lies. Yeah, and we have some questions. We do.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a couple quick questions. Do you have some questions?

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<v Speaker 1>This one is from me and she says, I'm returning

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<v Speaker 1>to work after having my first child and he will

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<v Speaker 1>soon attend daycare. I feel like I know exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>your answer will be ash, but she wants to know

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<v Speaker 1>if it's okay to dress her child in daycare clothes

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<v Speaker 1>the night before to save morning time the following day.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you kind of want to what was that noise?

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<v Speaker 2>You kind of want to give them, like you kind

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<v Speaker 2>of want to give parents like that as like you

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<v Speaker 2>just I'm always like just doing your best. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's okay if it's pajama week, pajama day, whatever, because

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<v Speaker 2>that's just like the best week of the year, because

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<v Speaker 2>it's like after school the.

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<v Speaker 1>Rule books out the window.

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<v Speaker 2>But I get Look, I get it. If you every

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<v Speaker 2>kid's different. If it's like I always argue with Oskar

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning's like get dress and he's too busy

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<v Speaker 2>doing something else. But if they're dressed before, But also

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<v Speaker 2>they could smell like sleep, you know what, their kids

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<v Speaker 2>develop a complex?

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<v Speaker 1>How old? Well, what does sleep smell? Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm talking about? Sleep stinks?

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like this artistic am I.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you smelling sleep? Smells? Like? What this smells like sleep?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I can't. That's that's the only description

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<v Speaker 1>I could give you. People know what I'm talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Do they out? Let's find out if you know what

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<v Speaker 1>sleep smells like. Let us know it's I've never smelled sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll smell yourself, my friend, because you stink. It also

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<v Speaker 2>depends how old the kid is.

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<v Speaker 1>I must be a year old. This kid still a baby,

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<v Speaker 1>still be bear, So okay, there is. It goes against

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<v Speaker 1>the groin. It goes against what we've been taught. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you go to bed, you wear pajamas, you wake up,

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<v Speaker 1>you were your daytime clothes. I do have a friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Their child used to be really tricky in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>to get dressed. They then used to pick out the

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<v Speaker 1>clothes the night before and put them to the side,

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<v Speaker 1>so in the morning, they're like, the clothes are right there,

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<v Speaker 1>will get dressed over time. He would then get so

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<v Speaker 1>excited because he pick out his clothes at nighttime, he'd

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<v Speaker 1>want to start wearing them right He Now he goes

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<v Speaker 1>to bed wearing the clothes for the following day. He

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<v Speaker 1>also wears socks and shoes to bed, and she tries

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<v Speaker 1>to when he's asleep. She tries to take the shoes

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<v Speaker 1>off them, and he's like, I got ja, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you think you do?

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<v Speaker 2>I got a backflip play on. I think like I

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<v Speaker 2>was being a bit harsh. I think do your best,

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<v Speaker 2>that's it. I don't want parents to feel like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>judging them on that or making them feel bad. So

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<v Speaker 2>I would say, if it helps you play on, do it,

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<v Speaker 2>do it. Do it feels natural?

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<v Speaker 1>What's your question?

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<v Speaker 2>My question comes off the back of something I heard.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a question that we did get asked by

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<v Speaker 2>an anonymous There's a particular radio station in the mornings

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<v Speaker 2>here sometimes they do afternoon shifts.

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<v Speaker 1>Fitting Whipper and Kate Richie Wople were talking about people.

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<v Speaker 2>Was talking about the city of the Surf, which we did,

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<v Speaker 2>which we did, and he was talking about his kids

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<v Speaker 2>were saying, Hey, can we run on ahead? And he

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<v Speaker 2>was like, yeah, fine, go ahead, And his wife said.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you an idiots?

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<v Speaker 2>And there's this ninety thousand people here and he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>the joke's on you.

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<v Speaker 1>I've air tagged kids.

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<v Speaker 2>So then we also had a question to come is

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<v Speaker 2>it okay to track your kids?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really torn by this one. I'm really torn ash

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<v Speaker 1>whether it's against their will or their knowledge or not.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think there's no harm. There's no harm

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<v Speaker 1>in letting the kids know that they've got a track

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<v Speaker 1>to say, track tracks hunting. Is it okay to.

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<v Speaker 2>Track and hunt your children?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, on a deserted island, I think. Imagine this. Imagine

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<v Speaker 1>at the shopping center you lose oscar, right, you cannot

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<v Speaker 1>find it. Imagine if you thought to yourself, like, if

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<v Speaker 1>only I had put a little tracker in his shoe,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if someone has taken him, we could find

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<v Speaker 1>him right now. Very true. And you know, for the

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<v Speaker 1>sake of like wanting to have consent from your five

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<v Speaker 1>year old kid, because I think morally there's that question

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<v Speaker 1>of like do I need them to consent to being

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<v Speaker 1>tracked or not? I think when they're four or five

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<v Speaker 1>you don't need that level of consent because they don't

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<v Speaker 1>know any guess they're not old enough to consent.

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<v Speaker 2>That was like, yeah, okay, because it's going to think

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<v Speaker 2>it's cool they have magic shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, have magic shoes that allow mom and dad

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<v Speaker 1>to find out where you are?

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<v Speaker 2>Will that make them wander off more? Though they know

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<v Speaker 2>they'd be like, well, mum can track me. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think we are equipped to give the correct answer. First

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<v Speaker 2>of all, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think you can track them up to twelve, Okay, up

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<v Speaker 1>until twelve. They're trackable without consent. I know it's a

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<v Speaker 1>scary one to think.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, if I'm going to track my kids, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to have the conversation with mum as well, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I think.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's no there's no malice intent with wanting to

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<v Speaker 1>track your kids. And that's why I think it's okay

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<v Speaker 1>if your kid is like fourteen or fifteen and you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, you're trying to let them live. Let

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<v Speaker 1>them live their lives. They're going to make the mistakes again. Yeah, anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>but obviously you cannot track other adults. I know who

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<v Speaker 1>you are.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all a bit ecky for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to say it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think for the safety wise, like you said, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I see that, But at the same time, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>something about it gives me the yick.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I can appreciate that. Yeah, but I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>get some apple tag. I'm not going to sit here

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<v Speaker 1>and say what we did was wrong. I think micro chipping,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not there yet. What he did wasn't wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>I think what was wrong about what he did is

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<v Speaker 2>that his wife didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>She may have loved that he was being proactive.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I don't know what their relationships.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, but I just think that if.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to be if we talk about parenting, trying

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<v Speaker 2>to be a united front. If I'm turning around, if

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<v Speaker 2>my wife's turned around to me saying, are you a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking idiot?

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to lose the kids you like? Jokes on you?

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<v Speaker 1>They're air tagged perfect. That's my answer. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>brand my children back in the old days. You'd be like,

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<v Speaker 1>please return to I don't hate the idea, but I

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<v Speaker 1>do agree. I'd probably have to flag it with Laura,

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<v Speaker 1>who knows as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Who can tap into that tracking device? That's another thing.

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<v Speaker 2>If you can with payWave now you can walk past

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<v Speaker 2>someone and they can take your card. Maybe if they

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<v Speaker 2>can pick up an air tag, that that kid's air tag,

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<v Speaker 2>let's fucking follow him home.

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<v Speaker 1>Cars, you're another question? Is the world flat or round?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a conspiracist, are you? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying people are tracking. Did man land on

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<v Speaker 1>the moon? That's the next question.

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<v Speaker 2>Please don't belittle my opinions.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it'd be sad.

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<v Speaker 2>I appreciated this to any serious, any serious answers to

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<v Speaker 2>anything moving forward?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you wanted from this? I appreciate it,

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<v Speaker 1>they're all listening, and send it to anyone else who

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<v Speaker 1>think we'll enjoy listening to us talking about tagging kids

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<v Speaker 1>and also any questions, any lies pay tag wild Life

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<v Speaker 1>for research. Okay, I'm just saying, maybe you shouldn't tag

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<v Speaker 1>your kids, but what you should do is buy them

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<v Speaker 1>what people are calling the best book ever written for kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Two Doting Dads the question three times. I think it's Amazon.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like twelve bucks. Also twelve bucks maybe online best

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<v Speaker 1>place we've written a book that I'm sure you've heard

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<v Speaker 1>us talk about many times. It's one that the kids

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<v Speaker 1>will like and hopefully the adults will also enjoy as well. Agreed,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a book about two go dads. That's our

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<v Speaker 1>next adults only. We're going to get out of here,

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