1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,400 Speaker 1: Two times I had to merge across. Do you know 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:04,080 Speaker 1: who was in front of me? 3 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:08,880 Speaker 2: Oh not to langemrds lange mates, Okay, carry on. 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:12,440 Speaker 1: In front of me with a glorious sight a dad 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 1: on an electric bike, no shirt on, gut hanging out, 6 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:20,640 Speaker 1: going down Oxford Street. Nice. 7 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:23,079 Speaker 2: I know where he was going, and I was trying 8 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:24,000 Speaker 2: to get out of the way. 9 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: Cars just wouldn't let me pass. 10 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:28,120 Speaker 2: I wouldn't let me in, so you were stuck behind. 11 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:31,200 Speaker 1: I was stuck. Not the worst thing to be stuck behind. 12 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,519 Speaker 2: Sydney drivers are really ah. 13 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:52,280 Speaker 1: Drove past, look to my left. I was like, ash, 14 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:55,279 Speaker 1: welcome back to two going dads, Maddy. 15 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 2: J and just then yeah, sorry, I wasn't expecting you 16 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 2: to be so welcome back. 17 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 1: Scared, I was like, put your shoes on you like. 18 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 2: I did that. I was like, she stood up in 19 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 2: her bed and I. 20 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: Was like, this is the podcast all about parenting. It 21 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:17,759 Speaker 1: is the good. It is also the bad and the relatable. 22 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:20,960 Speaker 1: Thank you. If you've come for advice, don't do it. 23 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 1: Don't It's like going to a Chinese shop and then 24 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:26,959 Speaker 1: asking for pizza. You're not going to get it. 25 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 2: Chinese shop, Chinese restaurant, restaurant. What about those like takeaway 26 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 2: shops to do it all? 27 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 1: They do. 28 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:36,400 Speaker 2: They're like Chinese pizza kebabs. We have one down the 29 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 2: road from us, Yeah, in Bondi, in Bronchi. 30 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:46,760 Speaker 1: In Bronti allowed it over there. But they do Brazilian Brazilian. 31 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:50,440 Speaker 1: They do Italian pizza pasta. They also do like pokey 32 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 1: bowls as well. They you can get like schnitty, you 33 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 1: can get smell the food poisoning. And one time I 34 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 1: was so desperate it was the only place that delivering. 35 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 1: I think it was a rainy day and the other 36 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 1: the only ones open. It's like a Christmas Day. And 37 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 1: they also like the unbelievable kids fish and chips as well. 38 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:15,400 Speaker 1: Beautiful the sponsor bellow down a Bronte, delicious, lovely. Happy 39 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 1: Father's Day to me and to me, Happy Father's Day 40 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,800 Speaker 1: to you as well. One of the best dads I've 41 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:25,240 Speaker 1: ever come across, if not the best dad. Can I 42 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:29,119 Speaker 1: just say you're talking about yourself again. You have done 43 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 1: such a great job raising two incredible children, and you 44 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 1: should be so proud. 45 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 2: Now I feel bad for not giving you a decent enough. 46 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,079 Speaker 1: Now That's fine, man. If you want to like shit 47 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 1: on me. You are a doting dad. One of the 48 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: dosingests right back at you. I'm not good compliments. How 49 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:49,960 Speaker 1: did you celebrate? How sounds great? Sounds like what a day? 50 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 1: It was a nice day. It was hot, hot day. Look, 51 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 1: it was just a general run of the middle day. 52 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 2: It was good for the kids to be like, happy fasday. 53 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 2: Little couple of little gifts and nothing too crazy. 54 00:02:58,400 --> 00:02:59,919 Speaker 1: Couple of daycare gifts. Would you get? 55 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:04,079 Speaker 2: Yeah? I got the mug standards beautiful. I got the 56 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 2: shitty artwork standard, which I told them my cherish forever. 57 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 2: But now I don't know where it is. And I 58 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 2: got some seeds, excuse me, seed links. 59 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,280 Speaker 1: It's like a little pot. What kind of plant was it? 60 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 1: I don't know. I just put it somewhere from him. 61 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: Have you planted it? 62 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,959 Speaker 2: He knows. I never do any gardening, but we can't 63 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 2: because we're living with Frank, my father in law. 64 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: Shout out to Frank, lovely man. Shut up. No, he 65 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 1: is love it. 66 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 2: But Bob, his partner is a real green thumb. 67 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 1: So you gave you heard he was like he But 68 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,600 Speaker 1: other than that, No, what about you? How did you celebrate? 69 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:47,360 Speaker 1: I've got a couple of gifts from the kids. Both 70 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 1: Marley and Lola gave me the exact same gift from daycare, 71 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 1: which was barbecue seasoning like a barbecue like like a 72 00:03:56,360 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: Cajun seasoning. Like. It was exact same from both. So 73 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 1: I opened lollles and she was like, closu your eyes, Daddy. 74 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: This is while I'm still in bed, and I'm like, oh, 75 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,160 Speaker 1: it's barbecue seasoning, which is great. And then Marley was 76 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,320 Speaker 1: just as pumped and like, that's my turn. And then 77 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: I was like, I remember thinking as well I felt it. 78 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 1: I was like, it's just quite similar, same seasoning. Yeah, 79 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:26,560 Speaker 1: So daycare. Not to criticize, because I'm very appreciative of 80 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 1: what you've given the kids to give me, but mix it. 81 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 2: Up options clerical error. Think of all the days that 82 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 2: only got one sashe of barbecue. Yeah, it sucks to you. 83 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,800 Speaker 1: But then I was pretty keen to go to the calf. 84 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,000 Speaker 1: I saw you got breakfast in bed, how did you well, 85 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: I wanted to go to the calf. I wasn't really 86 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 1: that keen on cafe calf. Hang on, is that what 87 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 1: you call it? Or is that what you think it's called. 88 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:55,520 Speaker 1: It's called the calf. It's called a calf. It's a cafe, yeah, 89 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:58,279 Speaker 1: old calf. What do you want to call it? Cafe calf? Sure, 90 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 1: let's not hung up on the minor details. Marlie was 91 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:05,160 Speaker 1: really excited. She had it fixated into her little brain 92 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 1: that she wanted to make me breakfast in bed's sweat. 93 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:11,479 Speaker 1: She had one of our cheese boards that she had boards, 94 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,719 Speaker 1: thank you. She had decorated it with some leaves and 95 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:19,159 Speaker 1: some bark and other ornaments from the garden native they were, 96 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 1: I think they were native. A few succulent leaves as well. 97 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:27,159 Speaker 1: Laura was like, don't touch my plants. And I in 98 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 1: the morning, I said, I want to go to to 99 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,279 Speaker 1: go out of my breakfast and Marley was like, no 100 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 1: breakfast in bed. I was like, well, it's my father's date. 101 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:37,560 Speaker 1: It's my decision. She was like, should get back to 102 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,960 Speaker 1: bed and right now. She wouldn't allow me to go 103 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,800 Speaker 1: get breakfast sales, but I had to wait there. She 104 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:45,240 Speaker 1: made me breakfast in bed. Finally came upstairs, gave me 105 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 1: the plate toast on it, delicious peanut butter. Love that, 106 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:53,839 Speaker 1: and then Laula was like, and then she ate the toast. 107 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,560 Speaker 1: You got nothing she gave me or she gave me 108 00:05:56,720 --> 00:06:03,400 Speaker 1: a corner of crust that was like half warm from saliva. Oh, 109 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,840 Speaker 1: very kind of, very kind. And then I clean the house. Dude, 110 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:06,680 Speaker 1: that was it? 111 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:10,440 Speaker 2: What a That's just a dad day, just a normal 112 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,400 Speaker 2: dad is a classic dad day. 113 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,760 Speaker 1: Father's Day is the day to be more of a dad. 114 00:06:14,839 --> 00:06:18,680 Speaker 2: So it's like, clean the house, what the bumps, get them, bath, 115 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:19,280 Speaker 2: get out of bed. 116 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:20,400 Speaker 1: Job done. 117 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 2: So yeah, well, great, happy Father's Day and have a 118 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:24,440 Speaker 2: fast day to all the dads out there. 119 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 1: We love you. Shut up? Can I be empathetic? Couldn't? Like? 120 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:32,800 Speaker 1: Can I be a lot sympathetic? Is that I don't even. 121 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:35,240 Speaker 2: Know the words, but having Father's Day to all the 122 00:06:35,279 --> 00:06:36,160 Speaker 2: dad's out there, I have. 123 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:39,840 Speaker 1: To admit something to you, Ash, Yep, And look, it's 124 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,720 Speaker 1: not easy for me to be this honest with you 125 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:46,160 Speaker 1: on the podcast in front of our audience. Are they here, 126 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:51,479 Speaker 1: they're listening on. When you've talked about shooting yourself, my approach, 127 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:54,239 Speaker 1: my reaction to that, a knee jerk reaction, if you will, 128 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:58,480 Speaker 1: has always been like, how how does that happen? You've 129 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:04,239 Speaker 1: done it? Ash? Over the weekend there was an incident, 130 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 1: do you know what? Weirdly, I wasn't hungover. It wasn't 131 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,360 Speaker 1: off the back of a really spicy meal. I was 132 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 1: just doing a simple WI standing obviously standing, we enjoying 133 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,240 Speaker 1: the Wii. The whee was great, the we was flowing. 134 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:24,680 Speaker 1: Everyone was having a good time except midw My body 135 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:32,760 Speaker 1: was confused in that moment. Somehow my body thought that 136 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,320 Speaker 1: we were sitting down for a week and it was 137 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:37,520 Speaker 1: time to do a poop. And it just well like, 138 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:40,040 Speaker 1: as I was relaxing mid there's a moment I think, 139 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 1: Midwi where you find a moment of inner piece and 140 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:51,720 Speaker 1: you shiver. You're like and I had to catch myself 141 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:54,520 Speaker 1: because my body was about to do a poop. I 142 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,520 Speaker 1: was like, body, what are you doing? We're standing up. 143 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:00,200 Speaker 3: Body was like, WHOA, my bad. I read the did 144 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:03,880 Speaker 3: that scene completely wrong? Okay, We're back to work, back 145 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:07,239 Speaker 3: to the office. My day was was going to continue. Yeah, 146 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:10,080 Speaker 3: And then I thought I felt something. I went went 147 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:13,800 Speaker 3: back to the bathroom. I inspected we had a bit 148 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:14,320 Speaker 3: of leakage. 149 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 1: Nugget. No, I wouldn't say nugget. I'd say a. 150 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:20,800 Speaker 2: Kiss like a Hershey's kiss. 151 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:25,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a Hershey's kiss, but it was it 152 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:28,240 Speaker 1: like it was a it was a good kiss. It 153 00:08:28,360 --> 00:08:32,680 Speaker 1: was a bit of tongue. Oh, and my favorite undies 154 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:36,840 Speaker 1: as well. But then the hard thing was ash. Hard 155 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,480 Speaker 1: thing was I was one where I was debating. I 156 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:42,240 Speaker 1: don't know how you approach this, like do I wash 157 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:43,719 Speaker 1: the undies or do I just throw them out? 158 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:48,600 Speaker 2: I got a rinse and wash like it's not it's 159 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,160 Speaker 2: not like you murdered someone in them. 160 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:54,559 Speaker 1: I thought I would get rid of them. 161 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:59,160 Speaker 2: Okay, so gone. I thought you were white. 162 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,400 Speaker 1: You need to rethink that part of your wards. Now 163 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:04,520 Speaker 1: I'm at an age where white undies are no longer 164 00:09:04,559 --> 00:09:04,920 Speaker 1: an option. 165 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:08,680 Speaker 2: I just think altogether, what undies should be abolished for men? 166 00:09:09,559 --> 00:09:14,960 Speaker 2: Women increase them, men abolish them. I think it's offensive. 167 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:18,240 Speaker 1: So I wanted to get rid of the mash. And 168 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:23,440 Speaker 1: the problem was my mum was standing in the kitchen, yeah, 169 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,120 Speaker 1: and she was standing near the sorry, she was standing 170 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:28,439 Speaker 1: in the toilet in the kitchen. She was Mum was 171 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,720 Speaker 1: standing in the kitchen near the bin. And so I 172 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 1: had to then like take the undies off, wrap them 173 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:35,559 Speaker 1: up nice and tight so they would fit in my hand. 174 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,920 Speaker 1: And I had to then like walk over to the 175 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:42,480 Speaker 1: bin and like in an unsuspicious manner, put the onundies 176 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:47,240 Speaker 1: in the bin. But there you did well. I also, 177 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:51,040 Speaker 1: mum's seventy two, so she's easy to fall. Yeah. I 178 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,360 Speaker 1: feel like I could come in with a unicorn. 179 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,720 Speaker 2: A mom would just be like, it would have been really, 180 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,520 Speaker 2: really funny if you're like, Mum, hold this for a seconds. 181 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:02,600 Speaker 1: Popped me in the hand, walked away, and then I 182 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,800 Speaker 1: looked in the mirror afterwards, I was just like, who 183 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:09,080 Speaker 1: am I? Welcome to the club? My friend. Once every 184 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:10,280 Speaker 1: few months I put. 185 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:14,120 Speaker 2: Myself and it's it's a good wake up call to 186 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:14,680 Speaker 2: remind you. 187 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,079 Speaker 1: It's like a reset that you're. 188 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:18,840 Speaker 2: Alive and you're here. I, for one, at the moment, 189 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:23,280 Speaker 2: would love to ship myself. I'm extremely constipated, and that's 190 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:26,200 Speaker 2: because of all of the codeine I have been taking 191 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,040 Speaker 2: from a sore tooth. 192 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:32,120 Speaker 1: What is the limit? What is the maximum length of 193 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:38,360 Speaker 1: time one person can continuously take coding? Well, forever, I 194 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:42,640 Speaker 1: guess I don't know. Here's the the thing. 195 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:45,080 Speaker 2: I went to the dentist, as we know, last week, 196 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:48,000 Speaker 2: and he gave me some codeine to band aid the paint. 197 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,680 Speaker 1: The dentist gave you coding, He gave me a script. 198 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:55,040 Speaker 1: Did they do that? Obviously? They are again. 199 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:58,719 Speaker 2: I went to well the chemist willingly gave me the 200 00:10:58,840 --> 00:10:59,840 Speaker 2: from the doctor scripts. 201 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:02,520 Speaker 1: Hang on a second, this is from a dudess. 202 00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,320 Speaker 2: And it said one at a time, and then the 203 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:07,360 Speaker 2: cameras said to me, you can take two at the time. 204 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,120 Speaker 1: It's fine, and I was like can. 205 00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:12,280 Speaker 2: The amount of coding they gave me was for to 206 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:16,080 Speaker 2: band aid up until the extraction. I went through it 207 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,600 Speaker 2: in about three days because I was. 208 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,480 Speaker 1: In that much pain. Yeah, you were, you called me 209 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:21,960 Speaker 1: wailing on the phone. 210 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,520 Speaker 2: And now I have an addiction to prescription painkillers. 211 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:27,560 Speaker 1: No, but I was like, oh god. 212 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,360 Speaker 2: I'm gonna need some more. And I was like, you 213 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,840 Speaker 2: know what, I'm going to try and get this tooth 214 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:35,000 Speaker 2: out earlier rang them up and they had a cancelation. 215 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:39,400 Speaker 1: I just love. I love that the only people who 216 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,800 Speaker 1: can help you were those who have been beaten down 217 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,600 Speaker 1: by ash Wicks for such a long period since they 218 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,520 Speaker 1: started this podcast, and they've been coppy and shot after 219 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:51,040 Speaker 1: shot after shot from you, and now now you're on 220 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:53,040 Speaker 1: your hands and he's begging. It's a credit to their 221 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:53,720 Speaker 1: public service. 222 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,400 Speaker 2: They could easily just be like, no, this guy obviously 223 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:59,480 Speaker 2: doesn't know about that, so foolger. 224 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,199 Speaker 1: Now I'm like, you listen to our podcast. Yeah. He's like, 225 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,400 Speaker 1: what do you do? And You're like, oh, we have 226 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,439 Speaker 1: a podcast. It's all about how great dentists are. 227 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,400 Speaker 2: What was the problem with your tooth? It was a 228 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:16,960 Speaker 2: I don't know, it just hurt a lot. It's an 229 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,640 Speaker 2: old feeling tooth that was. 230 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:19,640 Speaker 1: Heard a lot. 231 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:22,679 Speaker 2: It was dead dying, No, it was it was irritating 232 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:25,040 Speaker 2: the nerves underneath it. 233 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:27,800 Speaker 1: Right, So the options are roots. Options were root canal 234 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,160 Speaker 1: too expensive. 235 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,120 Speaker 2: He sat me down, he turned the lights off, he 236 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,200 Speaker 2: turned the lamp on my face. 237 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:33,920 Speaker 1: He said, how badly do you want to keep this tooth? 238 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,160 Speaker 2: I said, I'm not that attached to it, to be 239 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,160 Speaker 2: completely honest. It's attached to my head, but I'm not 240 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,800 Speaker 2: that attached to it emotionally. So let's remove it. But 241 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,800 Speaker 2: because I'm such a scady cat, I was like, can 242 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,920 Speaker 2: we somehow knock me out? He's like, no, may, It's 243 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:50,520 Speaker 2: going to cost you like three or four times, way more. 244 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,120 Speaker 1: Than that would be such a scaty cat. Let's just 245 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:52,520 Speaker 1: rip it. 246 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,720 Speaker 2: Out of your head. So you go in take these 247 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,280 Speaker 2: three sleeping tablets. I don't know if this is legal. 248 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,600 Speaker 2: I don't know whether these dancers is really shifting garage, 249 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:02,640 Speaker 2: I mean his basement. 250 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,440 Speaker 1: I'm tired up. I was coming out. I got no 251 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:10,880 Speaker 1: pants on them. It's necessary and yeah, I think like. 252 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,080 Speaker 2: It's like doesn't put you to sleep, but it makes 253 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:14,720 Speaker 2: you git out of it. 254 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:15,600 Speaker 1: I was pretty out of it. 255 00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:20,200 Speaker 2: I was really enjoying it, and I actually fell asleep. 256 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,520 Speaker 1: Let the lead up, and then they woke me out. 257 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:27,760 Speaker 2: I was like, anyway, so they had to take the 258 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,720 Speaker 2: tooth out because it was like, unless they were to 259 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,240 Speaker 2: do the root canal, I'll try and save the tooth. 260 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,319 Speaker 2: Its best to rip it out. Now I'm going to 261 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:35,360 Speaker 2: be holding my head. 262 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,280 Speaker 1: May I ask you just really quickly, did you get 263 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:42,600 Speaker 1: any second opinion from April in regards to saving the 264 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:43,800 Speaker 1: tooth or losing the tooth? 265 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,800 Speaker 2: Nah? She said get it out. She wanted to get 266 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,800 Speaker 2: me complaining. She was honestly so over it. She was 267 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,520 Speaker 2: at the point where I like, on my tooth's like oh, 268 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,959 Speaker 2: she was like no, actually that's right. I was in 269 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,800 Speaker 2: bed and I was like, oh god, I can't get 270 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:58,320 Speaker 2: up my mouth. She's just like, you can't decide when 271 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,360 Speaker 2: it's too sore to get out of bed, when it's 272 00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,440 Speaker 2: too sort not to get out of it. 273 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:04,040 Speaker 1: So get out of it. And I was like okay, So. 274 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,600 Speaker 2: Managed to squeeze in on the Monday, which is two 275 00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:11,360 Speaker 2: days ago, and I do have a present for you. 276 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,320 Speaker 1: Please are you ready? Oh? 277 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:17,160 Speaker 2: It's so big it is my tooth. 278 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,880 Speaker 1: I want to put it as a necklace. I was 279 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,680 Speaker 1: thinking that might need to clean it first, probably. 280 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,320 Speaker 2: It's so long. It's that long tooth. Anyway, there's a 281 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,360 Speaker 2: hole in my head now. 282 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,600 Speaker 1: So long. Dude, Hang on a second. There's a big 283 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,520 Speaker 1: black mark in there, isn't there. What's your professional opinion 284 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:38,160 Speaker 1: what that fucking guy is? Yeah? Pretty bad? What's the 285 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 1: black stuff mean? 286 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:41,480 Speaker 2: There's a little bit of good in all of us? 287 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,760 Speaker 1: Yeah? So do you want to keep it? I don't 288 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,760 Speaker 1: want to take you too. No, it's yours, just to keep. 289 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,320 Speaker 1: You'll never ever forget me. Thank you, You never forget. 290 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:58,200 Speaker 2: Whenever you're facing yourself with a hard decision, look to 291 00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,680 Speaker 2: the tooth. Hold the tooth, hold it, look to it 292 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,520 Speaker 2: and go what's the right move here? 293 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,680 Speaker 1: And the tooth will tell you. Well, look who it is. 294 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:10,440 Speaker 1: Look who came barging? You had one job. Don't come 295 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,480 Speaker 1: in and you've come in? What do you forget? Are 296 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:13,080 Speaker 1: the keys. 297 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,080 Speaker 2: Hey, April, do you love me any less now that 298 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,680 Speaker 2: I'm less of a man because I'm missing a tooth? 299 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:23,160 Speaker 1: That's what you told me last night. Hi April? Are 300 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:27,040 Speaker 1: you going? Where are you going? By the way, You're 301 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:39,520 Speaker 1: going to Egypt? Very good? Is some of your best ways? 302 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:45,040 Speaker 2: Is that right? Is that geographically correct? For those of 303 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,040 Speaker 2: you wonder out of the Cairo and said to Egypt, 304 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,440 Speaker 2: that's what living with me is like. 305 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,360 Speaker 1: She's not coming back. Can you just open your can 306 00:15:55,400 --> 00:16:01,120 Speaker 1: I see? I see? Yeah, we'll get a close up 307 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,800 Speaker 1: of it. So what's the recovery like right now? Yes, 308 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:08,400 Speaker 1: that was a bit. They stitch it up because no, 309 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:15,320 Speaker 1: it's just it's it's a vacant hole. I'm listening. Yeah, 310 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:17,960 Speaker 1: So they leave it as is for now. 311 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,480 Speaker 2: I've had a few messages from people that are also 312 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:26,320 Speaker 2: had theirs out, also criticizing my lack of being able 313 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,920 Speaker 2: to stay strong against dentists. 314 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,880 Speaker 1: Can I tell you a story just really quickly, go 315 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,880 Speaker 1: really quickly. This is in the UK. I lived in 316 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:37,680 Speaker 1: London and told us for thirty second. Just for those 317 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,400 Speaker 1: people who are new to the podcast, I lived in 318 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,960 Speaker 1: London for four years. You haven't been listening for the 319 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:41,720 Speaker 1: last fifteen minutes. 320 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,160 Speaker 2: And man hasn't told you lived in London for a 321 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:43,840 Speaker 2: four months lived. 322 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,360 Speaker 1: It's a great city. I recommend it. If you couldn't 323 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:49,800 Speaker 1: call it living for four years, sure, that's that's living. 324 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:53,360 Speaker 1: I had a passport, that's living. Had a passport, Yeah, 325 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:58,000 Speaker 1: just an accent. I fucking I was. I was in London. Yeah, 326 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:04,399 Speaker 1: and my fucking mate was okay. There was a friend 327 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,960 Speaker 1: of ours was a dentist, and you know, as I 328 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,360 Speaker 1: was still as a dentist, I think I won't say 329 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:14,480 Speaker 1: your name Charlotte. It's not Charlotte. And you know, we're 330 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:17,320 Speaker 1: talking about what life is like as a dentist. And 331 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:19,080 Speaker 1: I said, you know, have you ever made a mistake 332 00:17:19,359 --> 00:17:24,560 Speaker 1: and she goes, oh, yeah, absolutely. One time she was 333 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:28,400 Speaker 1: extracting a tooth and then she extracted the tooth, looked 334 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:32,520 Speaker 1: at the X ray and went, oh shit, took the 335 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:36,120 Speaker 1: wrong tooth out, wrong side. I was like, I got 336 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:39,320 Speaker 1: to take the right tooth out. That person woke up 337 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:43,480 Speaker 1: and they said, look, good news, bad news, bad news. 338 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,960 Speaker 1: We found another tooth that also needed to come out. 339 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,480 Speaker 1: The good news is that we took it out. Didn't 340 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:53,959 Speaker 1: charge you anything extra because you were under you're welcome, 341 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,400 Speaker 1: and the patient was like, thank you so much. That's 342 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:57,200 Speaker 1: so kind of you. 343 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,720 Speaker 2: That's why they marked the leg in surgeries, because like 344 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,320 Speaker 2: we've got to remove a leg. There's one with gangering, 345 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:04,960 Speaker 2: one without gangering. I think the one with gangering needs 346 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,879 Speaker 2: to be good movie, just in case. 347 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:10,120 Speaker 1: They've put a cross on this one, so not this one. 348 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,160 Speaker 1: It's lucky that you got the right tooth out. Yeah, 349 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,720 Speaker 1: he didn't wake up when you also that ash. The 350 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,400 Speaker 1: good news is. 351 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,680 Speaker 2: We've got no but I can see the mistake there 352 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,080 Speaker 2: because the sea through and I mean, all those years 353 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:23,600 Speaker 2: of training. 354 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:27,080 Speaker 1: I love how all of a sudden you're the dentist sympathizer. 355 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,960 Speaker 1: Who would have thought we'd be here? I got a 356 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:36,159 Speaker 1: clean while I was there. They asold me, what do 357 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:40,560 Speaker 1: you think you're doing? WHOA? Hang on, buddy, we're good friends. 358 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:42,919 Speaker 1: Remember it's nerf for nothing. I don't know what you mean. 359 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,720 Speaker 1: You have an interesting look in your eye. Do you 360 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:46,240 Speaker 1: know what this is? Yeah, of course I know what 361 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,200 Speaker 1: that is. It's it's nerve. 362 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,440 Speaker 2: It's not any old nerve, Matthew. 363 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,919 Speaker 1: It's the end series. What's the end series? 364 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:57,719 Speaker 2: It's extreme, it's got extreme accuracy, speed and distance. This 365 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,880 Speaker 2: one in particular is actually called a pinpoint large scope. 366 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,679 Speaker 1: It's the world like it and it's got a ten 367 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,000 Speaker 1: dark cartridge. See that can just relax please when we're 368 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,280 Speaker 1: doing a podcast, you can relax when you sleep. Speaking 369 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,520 Speaker 1: of nerf actually, who do you think would win a 370 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:16,280 Speaker 1: battle between the Johnson's or the Wicks, Look, any team 371 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:19,160 Speaker 1: that lolls in. I'm worried. I'm scared. 372 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,440 Speaker 2: She's a renegade, she's an animal, she's untrustworthy, and she's 373 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,480 Speaker 2: so good at gas lighting Pip. She would drag you 374 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,679 Speaker 2: in with a false sense of security and then bang. 375 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,280 Speaker 1: She's actually got a very good aim on her as well. 376 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,560 Speaker 1: Her hand eye coordination is impeccable. Mike is not so 377 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,600 Speaker 1: much Oscar. Yes, I reckon he would do all right. 378 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:42,160 Speaker 2: He's small, slender, so he'd be able to hide Macy clumsy. 379 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,760 Speaker 1: No, it's not Macy. I'm worried about. 380 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:49,120 Speaker 2: It's April April with an ND series lethless parenting hack. 381 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,960 Speaker 2: I also find the nerf End series very helpful around 382 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,399 Speaker 2: the house. 383 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,399 Speaker 1: What do you mean, Well, when I run. 384 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,639 Speaker 2: A bath and the kids don't get in it, I 385 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,960 Speaker 2: come after him with a NERF. 386 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,880 Speaker 1: They get in pretty quick. That is very clever. It's 387 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:05,240 Speaker 1: really sad to watch Mazie run from me. She waddles. 388 00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:10,480 Speaker 1: Enjoy next level play with the all new Nerve N series, 389 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,040 Speaker 1: perfect for active fun. So grab your kids and get 390 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:16,480 Speaker 1: out doors for action packed excitement with Nerve, available now 391 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:18,440 Speaker 1: from all leading retailers. 392 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,160 Speaker 2: And matt Before we get back to the show, well. 393 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:27,360 Speaker 1: I think we should probably ash if you ash hush 394 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:31,920 Speaker 1: as men. As dads, we're very lucky, Ash, We're very 395 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,840 Speaker 1: lucky in that we're the first generation of dads. Actually, 396 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,840 Speaker 1: people got very angry when I was like, we're the 397 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:40,040 Speaker 1: first generation of hands on parents on mass Do you 398 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,640 Speaker 1: know who got angry without the people that weren't hands on. Well, 399 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,560 Speaker 1: there was one dad who was like, oh, it was 400 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,280 Speaker 1: hands on with my kids. I was like, I don't 401 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:50,240 Speaker 1: know about like my dad was hands on. I sweats like, 402 00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:53,400 Speaker 1: no he wasn't. So we can go to any kind 403 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,679 Speaker 1: of environment out of the house, like going grocery shopping 404 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,800 Speaker 1: with the kids. Other parents look at us emails and 405 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,359 Speaker 1: they're like, wow, I know the bar's really like boomer 406 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,920 Speaker 1: mums for example, boom mums look at us and we 407 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,320 Speaker 1: don't deserve it, but they look at us, and they think, gosh, like, 408 00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:11,680 Speaker 1: what an amazing dad. When we're doing the bare minimum. 409 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:13,960 Speaker 1: I take it. Well, I'll take it any day of 410 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:14,280 Speaker 1: the week. 411 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:16,359 Speaker 2: Little they know, I'm shotting for a boys trip. 412 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:23,800 Speaker 1: I have found a location where the praise is almost 413 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:27,960 Speaker 1: too much. I'm listening. So, I don't know if you've 414 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:33,320 Speaker 1: ever taken Macy to get her nails done. No, not yet, dude. 415 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,439 Speaker 1: I think she's young. She's too young. I've seen you do. 416 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,160 Speaker 1: I thought about it, so I do it to the girls. 417 00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,720 Speaker 1: It's like seven bucks, her kid, get nails done and 418 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,600 Speaker 1: sit still. Now they do the first few. The poor 419 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,040 Speaker 1: poor guy was like, all right, here we go, last nail, 420 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,920 Speaker 1: and then Lola would go yeah, move her hands and 421 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:55,520 Speaker 1: go fuck startle everyone. Well there for hours. But I'm 422 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:57,560 Speaker 1: telling you, if you feel like maybe there's a day 423 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:59,960 Speaker 1: that you're struggling as a parent, you're not doing enough, 424 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:04,360 Speaker 1: just take your child, go to the nail salon and 425 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:08,040 Speaker 1: just the looks of the other women in that nail 426 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,000 Speaker 1: salon as you're there with your child picking out colors. 427 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:18,439 Speaker 1: It's restless. It is unfucking believable. Yeah, yeah, I'm going 428 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:19,120 Speaker 1: to I'm. 429 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,359 Speaker 2: Going to go into bat for you here say that 430 00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:23,679 Speaker 2: that's a very modern man thing for you to do. 431 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,040 Speaker 1: Like, that's I don't I've never like I always did. 432 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,600 Speaker 1: I sit there. I sit there and I get ten 433 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,840 Speaker 1: minutes a piece and quiet whilst my girls get their nailstone. 434 00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,919 Speaker 1: It's great. So it's like that's top tier dadding, I 435 00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,840 Speaker 1: think because i've it's you think how you're going to 436 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,520 Speaker 1: an al salon, like what a good dad? You know, 437 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,600 Speaker 1: what a great guy's outstanding? Ye're not afraid to do 438 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,560 Speaker 1: anything that's s like you know not, you know. 439 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:47,199 Speaker 2: Because you get yours done every now and then, don't you. 440 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:48,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't get it done. 441 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,200 Speaker 2: Should we take all four kids because Oscar would be 442 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:52,760 Speaker 2: super keen? 443 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:53,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, you love it? 444 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,840 Speaker 2: All four kids, two dads. If there's a nail salon 445 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:58,760 Speaker 2: out there that would love. 446 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,080 Speaker 1: Us to come and do it, im key for that. 447 00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:06,240 Speaker 1: Bring bring the family our feet done. I love that. Yeah. 448 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:08,400 Speaker 1: What about those little fish that eat your feet? That's 449 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:11,959 Speaker 1: scamping scam. Yeah. So just any any dads out there 450 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,520 Speaker 1: who are listening and just prepare yourself the absolute onslaught 451 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,119 Speaker 1: of praise. Like mum, another mum was getting a nails 452 00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:21,119 Speaker 1: done and she's like, I just think that's so lovely 453 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,280 Speaker 1: that you're taking your girls here. And I was like, 454 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,040 Speaker 1: it's no big deal, nob, I'm just doing what I can. 455 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:30,840 Speaker 1: My my wife's interstate at the moment, so she but 456 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:31,600 Speaker 1: that's fine. 457 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,000 Speaker 2: She's just trying to put food on the table. But 458 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,480 Speaker 2: she's also absent. 459 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,919 Speaker 1: Yeah, someone's got to take them out out right. You know. 460 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,280 Speaker 2: It's like, it's not me than who I'm going to 461 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,440 Speaker 2: try it. I think we should try it, and we 462 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:43,280 Speaker 2: should all do it together. 463 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:47,800 Speaker 1: Two gay dads, we're not doing Those ladies from the 464 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:51,000 Speaker 1: bookstore are like they walk past and they are again, 465 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,560 Speaker 1: they're lovely. There's two gay dads. They've got four kids 466 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:58,160 Speaker 1: between the Oh my goodness, Yeah, it's two broken marriages. 467 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:05,359 Speaker 1: Mums were absent. Ash. We spoke last week about the 468 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,120 Speaker 1: new kind of kind of calling it a segment. It's 469 00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:12,480 Speaker 1: called parenting hack of fuck that. It's where we look 470 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:15,400 Speaker 1: at a video that's been posted on social media. They're 471 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:20,040 Speaker 1: a parent who are suggesting they have an idea, a concept, 472 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:25,120 Speaker 1: a way of making parenting groundbreaking, making parenting better or easier. 473 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,440 Speaker 2: And look, honestly, we do come across videos out there 474 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,440 Speaker 2: that the hack is groundbreaking. 475 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,520 Speaker 1: I had one where I don't know if your kids 476 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,800 Speaker 1: use it. The little beads that they put on, they 477 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,679 Speaker 1: place the bead on your shape and your iron the 478 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,800 Speaker 1: beads and they then make a shape. But they fucking 479 00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,639 Speaker 1: go on the floor all the time. But if you 480 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:47,560 Speaker 1: put a sock in the that was good, and then 481 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,200 Speaker 1: you can you can suck up all the beads and 482 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:52,680 Speaker 1: they get stuck in the sock. Job done, parenting hack absolutely. 483 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,439 Speaker 1: Last week's fuck that was it parently suggested that you 484 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,639 Speaker 1: wake up your kids after they've gone to bed to 485 00:24:58,640 --> 00:24:59,440 Speaker 1: get them a surprise. 486 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,040 Speaker 2: Moving anyway, they're already awake for the majority of the day. 487 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,480 Speaker 2: Have a movie date. So this week sounds great? 488 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,160 Speaker 1: This week, Ash, I've got a new video. 489 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,879 Speaker 2: Okay, cool, we'll show me. I feel like I bring 490 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,280 Speaker 2: nothing to the table. You're the one who's always got there. 491 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,560 Speaker 2: I promise next week. 492 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,800 Speaker 1: No, your rage last week was more than a night. 493 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,840 Speaker 2: Rage because I just think it's not fair on the child. 494 00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:22,880 Speaker 2: I think that's selfish for your own gratitude. But then 495 00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,679 Speaker 2: to be able to post a video about it like 496 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,119 Speaker 2: I'm such a great parent, You're a ship parent. 497 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,680 Speaker 1: Well sorry, well said, that's that's you're filling my cup. 498 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:36,320 Speaker 1: That's what I wanted to I'm filling your cup with what? Okay, Ash, 499 00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:39,000 Speaker 1: do you think this is a parenting hack or fuck that? Yes, 500 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,199 Speaker 1: I'm loving this road trips. 501 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,520 Speaker 2: Am I going in the mindset of road trips? 502 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,600 Speaker 1: Got a big driver ahead of you asking your kids? 503 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,040 Speaker 1: Do you need to go the toilet? You don't. Okay, 504 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,680 Speaker 1: let's get in the car. Let's set off. Okay, we're off, 505 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,440 Speaker 1: We're driving. I'm watching No. Nope, no no, no, nope, 506 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,399 Speaker 1: no no, no, no, no no no. This is a product 507 00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,280 Speaker 1: you can purchase online. 508 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:02,000 Speaker 2: Right, so let me just explain what I'm looking at here. 509 00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:06,680 Speaker 2: It's a product that someone's purchased that unfolds, goes onto 510 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:09,080 Speaker 2: the four of the car. 511 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,200 Speaker 1: It's like a flat pack. Comes as a flat packed 512 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,919 Speaker 1: cardboard box. Yeah, it looks like there's a plastic liner. 513 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,080 Speaker 1: It opens up to a potty. So the kid sits 514 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:16,280 Speaker 1: on it. 515 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,920 Speaker 2: That kid's way too big for that partty first of all, 516 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,480 Speaker 2: and then they shit in it. You wrap it back 517 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:23,120 Speaker 2: up and then go on your day. 518 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,720 Speaker 1: And then what do you do? Dump it in and 519 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:30,600 Speaker 1: be Okay, what about Ash? Hear me out? Nighttime? Nighttime 520 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,640 Speaker 1: road trip. You're on the side of a cliff. Why 521 00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:34,920 Speaker 1: would I be on the side of a cliff. I 522 00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,720 Speaker 1: don't know where you're driving, brod maybe up in the mountains. 523 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,360 Speaker 1: Maybe it's snowing right, so it's it's hard to then 524 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:45,000 Speaker 1: do a bush wheel bush poo. So you need to 525 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,520 Speaker 1: do that business in a place that's quite close to 526 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,120 Speaker 1: the car. You want to shit next to the car? 527 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:55,200 Speaker 1: I think it's demeaning. What shitting next to a trees? 528 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:55,399 Speaker 2: Not? 529 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:58,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's you're in nature. You're in nature. 530 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,920 Speaker 2: You go, you go am being really out in the 531 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,320 Speaker 2: sticks and that well, you dig a hole down river. 532 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,760 Speaker 1: But maybe not up river. Hey, what about I don't 533 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,880 Speaker 1: know how long your children take to poo? Mine take 534 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,080 Speaker 1: a little while? Do they a little while? Yeah? 535 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:14,480 Speaker 2: Oscaus PSI is unbelievable. Makes he still shits in nappies. 536 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:20,640 Speaker 2: But look, I would highly doubt you know how strange 537 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,760 Speaker 2: kids are. There's a bigger chance of my kids shit 538 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,919 Speaker 2: doing a bush poo then sitting on what looks to 539 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,480 Speaker 2: be a magician's hat. 540 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:31,320 Speaker 1: To take a shit. 541 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,399 Speaker 2: He'd be like, what is as if it's going to 542 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,920 Speaker 2: support his weight. He'd end up shitting and falling back 543 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:40,119 Speaker 2: into it. I think I think someone's tried to cash 544 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,080 Speaker 2: in and make some money on idiots. 545 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,359 Speaker 1: That's what I think about that. So it's not a hack. 546 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,600 Speaker 2: I think the hack is if your kid needs to shit, 547 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,600 Speaker 2: you pull over, find a bush the old fashioned way 548 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:51,200 Speaker 2: and go here. 549 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:51,760 Speaker 1: I'm watching. 550 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:55,240 Speaker 2: I'm here to protect you while she poo out here, 551 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,720 Speaker 2: and then I'll get the wipes, wipe it up. The 552 00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,960 Speaker 2: shit's gone into the soil. Perhaps a tree grow. 553 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:03,439 Speaker 1: That's a hack. This is not a hack. This is 554 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,440 Speaker 1: I'm scared that, Mike. I'm trying to protect my kids. 555 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:11,120 Speaker 1: It's over complicating situation. I think. 556 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:14,280 Speaker 2: Also, it's way too pretty colored. It could be mistaken 557 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,800 Speaker 2: for one of those gifts bags. Next minute you're given 558 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:17,640 Speaker 2: a friend a bag of ship. 559 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,320 Speaker 1: Yeah you need to you need to have the shape 560 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,000 Speaker 1: and color like shit. 561 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,080 Speaker 2: It needs to be off putting. I think they're trying 562 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,480 Speaker 2: to cash in on something that's. 563 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,320 Speaker 1: Okay, well said, Well, so it's not a hack. 564 00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:31,560 Speaker 2: It's a fuck that ye first, should we do no 565 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,560 Speaker 2: before we move on, I've got something really quick for you. Please, 566 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,119 Speaker 2: But I've got something i just want to bring up 567 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,320 Speaker 2: that I've just stumbled across Matthew Johnson, and I didn't 568 00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,640 Speaker 2: know this you're very humble man, and you haven't brought 569 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,680 Speaker 2: this to my attention, nor has anybody brought this to 570 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,720 Speaker 2: my attention until I'm sitting across from you. 571 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:52,240 Speaker 1: A man via man, dad via dad. You've been nominated 572 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,719 Speaker 1: for an award. Yeah, it's weird. I didn't know that. 573 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:59,520 Speaker 1: I didn't know that I was a scam. I think 574 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:00,160 Speaker 1: you've been scam. 575 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,080 Speaker 2: So no, just to give some context of the listeners, 576 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:07,040 Speaker 2: matt has been as a finalist of the Boody. 577 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,000 Speaker 1: Awards whatever that is never heard of. 578 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:13,880 Speaker 2: It still an honor for a content creator, change maker 579 00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,000 Speaker 2: of the year. 580 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:20,160 Speaker 1: So the weird thing is ash weird thing is like, 581 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,680 Speaker 1: I've not really done anything in the mental health space. 582 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,560 Speaker 2: But it's it's for children's mental health. For You've done 583 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,560 Speaker 2: some starlight. 584 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,400 Speaker 1: Stuff, didn't it. Yeah, but not enough to like you 585 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:30,440 Speaker 1: do more than what I do. 586 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:32,480 Speaker 2: You're up against some pretty heavy competition. 587 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,280 Speaker 1: I don't know how I got nominated, but it's a 588 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,880 Speaker 1: public vote. It's a public vote, so look listen. 589 00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:39,680 Speaker 2: No, I mean we need to make sure that Matthew 590 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:42,120 Speaker 2: J and I will be plugging this. 591 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,320 Speaker 1: I'm honored to be nominated, but it's not required. It 592 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,000 Speaker 1: is required the award. The awards are in Brisbane. I'm 593 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,320 Speaker 1: not finding Brisbone for the awards. Bring the kids. 594 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,480 Speaker 2: We just start to go fund me for Matthew. I'm 595 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:54,920 Speaker 2: both impressed and proud of you. 596 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:55,840 Speaker 1: Thank you. 597 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,880 Speaker 2: So if you want to go and vote for matt 598 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:00,880 Speaker 2: you can at Boardy Awards their Instagram. I'm going to 599 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,320 Speaker 2: put it on my story. Thank you and every day 600 00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,800 Speaker 2: very kind of it's announced. I appreciate now. 601 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:11,920 Speaker 1: I don't do this for the recognition, ash, So let's 602 00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,600 Speaker 1: go to We're going to do lies. We've got some 603 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,400 Speaker 1: cracking lies today, so let's get into it. 604 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:27,480 Speaker 2: Tell me loud. Tell this one's from Tilly. Hey Tilly, 605 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,440 Speaker 2: it's going to get dark real quick, so I would 606 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:31,280 Speaker 2: just maybe remove. 607 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,160 Speaker 1: The enthusiasm out of your voice. 608 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,640 Speaker 2: We can get it back afterwards once we've recovered. My 609 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,560 Speaker 2: older sister told me my mother was on a business trip. 610 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,400 Speaker 2: When I was old enough to notice other kids had 611 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,600 Speaker 2: mum and a dad. 612 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,520 Speaker 1: I think I was four or five. Bear with me. 613 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,560 Speaker 2: My dad allowed me to believe this rather than explain 614 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,720 Speaker 2: the concept of death. 615 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:59,680 Speaker 1: My mum was dead. I know that is bad parenting. 616 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,480 Speaker 1: Oh my god, is like proper. That's a lot Dard. Yeah, 617 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,720 Speaker 1: that is. That is one hell of a light. Also 618 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:10,840 Speaker 1: just the best case example of boomer parenting. Oh yeah, 619 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:11,560 Speaker 1: just run with it. 620 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:15,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, she said, I'm not mad about it. 621 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,760 Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't have understood the truth anyway. So like 622 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,000 Speaker 1: she's obviously still very close with her dad. Taking that 623 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,400 Speaker 1: very well. First of all, sorry about your mum, very sorry. 624 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,880 Speaker 1: Second of all, it's kind of sad. Jesus Christ. At 625 00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:32,960 Speaker 1: what point do you then do then say, sorry, she's 626 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:38,960 Speaker 1: not on that sales conference, She's dead. It's kidding, Like, 627 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,720 Speaker 1: how do you how long was the sales conference? How 628 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:46,360 Speaker 1: she's been on that conference for years? Yeah? I know, 629 00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:47,520 Speaker 1: when do you? 630 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,160 Speaker 2: I suppose like when you're in an age to understand 631 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,000 Speaker 2: you would just but. 632 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,800 Speaker 1: There's always going to be that period where you're like 633 00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:58,000 Speaker 1: six or seven and you're still running with the conference 634 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:02,240 Speaker 1: business trip line. Yeah, oh god, just beyond my mine. 635 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,360 Speaker 1: God's say. This one is from Courtney. 636 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,280 Speaker 2: Hello, Courtney, Hello Courtney Morbid. 637 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:15,080 Speaker 1: I lived in London for four years. That's very good. 638 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,600 Speaker 1: Close my eyes. It felt like I was right back 639 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:22,800 Speaker 1: on Oxford Street. I tell you in London, Courtney the 640 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,480 Speaker 1: lie I told my four year old last week we 641 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,560 Speaker 1: were at Costco having pizza in the food court Delicious 642 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:32,840 Speaker 1: and ash an alarm went off in the store. My 643 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:36,240 Speaker 1: son then asked why it was going off. I told 644 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,520 Speaker 1: him it goes off when kids are being naughty and 645 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:41,960 Speaker 1: don't listen or eat their food. I then watched a 646 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,400 Speaker 1: parent leaving the store with their child and pointed to 647 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:48,600 Speaker 1: them and said to my son, see that kid must 648 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,440 Speaker 1: have been naughty. They're been taken out of the shop. 649 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,320 Speaker 1: Let's say it worked. He ate his dinner a bit 650 00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,280 Speaker 1: quieter than usual. 651 00:32:55,960 --> 00:33:00,320 Speaker 2: I love a perfectly timed why, especially when there's someone 652 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,640 Speaker 2: and you're like, see. 653 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,280 Speaker 1: That's him and he's crying. 654 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:06,600 Speaker 2: You're like, perfect, relie that it's I could easily be 655 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:11,360 Speaker 2: the truth because it was in this instant. Before we 656 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,920 Speaker 2: move on, I've got one that I've been using as 657 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,680 Speaker 2: I've had my tooth out. Now, I've been using my 658 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,000 Speaker 2: tooth with Oscar forget him to brush his teeth properly, 659 00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,040 Speaker 2: because he's not. It's not the act of him put 660 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,480 Speaker 2: getting the toothbrush to his mouth. 661 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,720 Speaker 1: He just sucks on it. Oh, it's so annoying. They 662 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,040 Speaker 1: go finished and you go you can't just eat the 663 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,680 Speaker 1: tooth properly. Do it properly? 664 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:35,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's on adult toothpaste now because this happened 665 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:36,520 Speaker 2: when he got the crown. 666 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, the kid's stuff wasn't strong enough. No, it's too tasty. 667 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,880 Speaker 1: What was the first few times of him having like 668 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,880 Speaker 1: a full strength mint to clips? 669 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,400 Speaker 2: There was one stage where he had the toothbrush up 670 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:51,880 Speaker 2: to his mouth. 671 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:59,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. It's not that bad. 672 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:02,600 Speaker 2: So I've been like, I've had a two thousand, So 673 00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:04,520 Speaker 2: every time now I'm like, do you want to look 674 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:04,920 Speaker 2: like this? 675 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:10,359 Speaker 1: And this follows with him that's not this is what 676 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,160 Speaker 1: you want. Hold it up, grabbed him by the collar 677 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,200 Speaker 1: and like, this could. 678 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:18,839 Speaker 2: Be you get him out of my size. 679 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,360 Speaker 1: It's not really a lie. It's kind of the truth. 680 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:22,799 Speaker 1: That's how it happened to me. 681 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,760 Speaker 2: But it's it's working, and Macy's just equally as terrified. 682 00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:31,600 Speaker 1: So that's my lie for the week. Perfectly time lies. 683 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:37,040 Speaker 1: Perfectly time lies. Yeah, and we have some questions. We do. 684 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,360 Speaker 1: We have a couple quick questions. Do you have some questions? 685 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,560 Speaker 1: This one is from me and she says, I'm returning 686 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,719 Speaker 1: to work after having my first child and he will 687 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,880 Speaker 1: soon attend daycare. I feel like I know exactly what 688 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,040 Speaker 1: your answer will be ash, but she wants to know 689 00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:54,760 Speaker 1: if it's okay to dress her child in daycare clothes 690 00:34:54,800 --> 00:35:03,040 Speaker 1: the night before to save morning time the following day. 691 00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:04,879 Speaker 1: Like you kind of want to what was that noise? 692 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,399 Speaker 2: You kind of want to give them, like you kind 693 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,680 Speaker 2: of want to give parents like that as like you 694 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,279 Speaker 2: just I'm always like just doing your best. I think 695 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:16,440 Speaker 2: it's okay if it's pajama week, pajama day, whatever, because 696 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,879 Speaker 2: that's just like the best week of the year, because 697 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,680 Speaker 2: it's like after school the. 698 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:21,600 Speaker 1: Rule books out the window. 699 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,359 Speaker 2: But I get Look, I get it. If you every 700 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,040 Speaker 2: kid's different. If it's like I always argue with Oskar 701 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,799 Speaker 2: in the morning's like get dress and he's too busy 702 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,479 Speaker 2: doing something else. But if they're dressed before, But also 703 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,719 Speaker 2: they could smell like sleep, you know what, their kids 704 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:35,680 Speaker 2: develop a complex? 705 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:39,400 Speaker 1: How old? Well, what does sleep smell? Do you know 706 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,560 Speaker 1: what I'm talking about? Sleep stinks? 707 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:49,120 Speaker 2: It's just like this artistic am I. 708 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:53,680 Speaker 1: Are you smelling sleep? Smells? Like? What this smells like sleep? 709 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,480 Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't. That's that's the only description 710 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:59,120 Speaker 1: I could give you. People know what I'm talking about? 711 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,600 Speaker 1: Do they out? Let's find out if you know what 712 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:07,200 Speaker 1: sleep smells like. Let us know it's I've never smelled sleep. 713 00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:11,680 Speaker 2: I'll smell yourself, my friend, because you stink. It also 714 00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:12,839 Speaker 2: depends how old the kid is. 715 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:15,560 Speaker 1: I must be a year old. This kid still a baby, 716 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:20,760 Speaker 1: still be bear, So okay, there is. It goes against 717 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,200 Speaker 1: the groin. It goes against what we've been taught. Okay, 718 00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:25,200 Speaker 1: you go to bed, you wear pajamas, you wake up, 719 00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,560 Speaker 1: you were your daytime clothes. I do have a friend. 720 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,040 Speaker 1: Their child used to be really tricky in the morning 721 00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:33,440 Speaker 1: to get dressed. They then used to pick out the 722 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,640 Speaker 1: clothes the night before and put them to the side, 723 00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,560 Speaker 1: so in the morning, they're like, the clothes are right there, 724 00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,719 Speaker 1: will get dressed over time. He would then get so 725 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,680 Speaker 1: excited because he pick out his clothes at nighttime, he'd 726 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,839 Speaker 1: want to start wearing them right He Now he goes 727 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:51,000 Speaker 1: to bed wearing the clothes for the following day. He 728 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:57,560 Speaker 1: also wears socks and shoes to bed, and she tries 729 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,680 Speaker 1: to when he's asleep. She tries to take the shoes 730 00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:03,040 Speaker 1: off them, and he's like, I got ja, what do 731 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,560 Speaker 1: you think you do? 732 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,399 Speaker 2: I got a backflip play on. I think like I 733 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:11,280 Speaker 2: was being a bit harsh. I think do your best, 734 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,560 Speaker 2: that's it. I don't want parents to feel like I'm 735 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,759 Speaker 2: judging them on that or making them feel bad. So 736 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:22,279 Speaker 2: I would say, if it helps you play on, do it, 737 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,160 Speaker 2: do it. Do it feels natural? 738 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:24,920 Speaker 1: What's your question? 739 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:27,680 Speaker 2: My question comes off the back of something I heard. 740 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,640 Speaker 2: It was a question that we did get asked by 741 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,440 Speaker 2: an anonymous There's a particular radio station in the mornings 742 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,360 Speaker 2: here sometimes they do afternoon shifts. 743 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,680 Speaker 1: Fitting Whipper and Kate Richie Wople were talking about people. 744 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,520 Speaker 2: Was talking about the city of the Surf, which we did, 745 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:47,120 Speaker 2: which we did, and he was talking about his kids 746 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,319 Speaker 2: were saying, Hey, can we run on ahead? And he 747 00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,680 Speaker 2: was like, yeah, fine, go ahead, And his wife said. 748 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:54,760 Speaker 1: Are you an idiots? 749 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,680 Speaker 2: And there's this ninety thousand people here and he's like, 750 00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:58,560 Speaker 2: the joke's on you. 751 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,400 Speaker 1: I've air tagged kids. 752 00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:02,759 Speaker 2: So then we also had a question to come is 753 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,600 Speaker 2: it okay to track your kids? 754 00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,640 Speaker 1: I'm really torn by this one. I'm really torn ash 755 00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,680 Speaker 1: whether it's against their will or their knowledge or not. 756 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:22,360 Speaker 1: I think I think there's no harm. There's no harm 757 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,479 Speaker 1: in letting the kids know that they've got a track 758 00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:30,680 Speaker 1: to say, track tracks hunting. Is it okay to. 759 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:31,640 Speaker 2: Track and hunt your children? 760 00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:37,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, on a deserted island, I think. Imagine this. Imagine 761 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:41,680 Speaker 1: at the shopping center you lose oscar, right, you cannot 762 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:48,080 Speaker 1: find it. Imagine if you thought to yourself, like, if 763 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,520 Speaker 1: only I had put a little tracker in his shoe, 764 00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,439 Speaker 1: you know, if someone has taken him, we could find 765 00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,480 Speaker 1: him right now. Very true. And you know, for the 766 00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,440 Speaker 1: sake of like wanting to have consent from your five 767 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,520 Speaker 1: year old kid, because I think morally there's that question 768 00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,680 Speaker 1: of like do I need them to consent to being 769 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,440 Speaker 1: tracked or not? I think when they're four or five 770 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,399 Speaker 1: you don't need that level of consent because they don't 771 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,720 Speaker 1: know any guess they're not old enough to consent. 772 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,359 Speaker 2: That was like, yeah, okay, because it's going to think 773 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:17,440 Speaker 2: it's cool they have magic shoes. 774 00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,439 Speaker 1: You're like, have magic shoes that allow mom and dad 775 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,319 Speaker 1: to find out where you are? 776 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,200 Speaker 2: Will that make them wander off more? Though they know 777 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,439 Speaker 2: they'd be like, well, mum can track me. I don't 778 00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,200 Speaker 2: think we are equipped to give the correct answer. First 779 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,680 Speaker 2: of all, I. 780 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:34,520 Speaker 1: Think you can track them up to twelve, Okay, up 781 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:39,120 Speaker 1: until twelve. They're trackable without consent. I know it's a 782 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:40,080 Speaker 1: scary one to think. 783 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,759 Speaker 2: I think, if I'm going to track my kids, I'm 784 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,399 Speaker 2: going to have the conversation with mum as well, right, 785 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:46,399 Speaker 2: I think. 786 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:49,920 Speaker 1: But there's no there's no malice intent with wanting to 787 00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,520 Speaker 1: track your kids. And that's why I think it's okay 788 00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:55,960 Speaker 1: if your kid is like fourteen or fifteen and you're like, 789 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,040 Speaker 1: I don't know, you're trying to let them live. Let 790 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,360 Speaker 1: them live their lives. They're going to make the mistakes again. Yeah, anyway, 791 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:06,640 Speaker 1: but obviously you cannot track other adults. I know who 792 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:06,960 Speaker 1: you are. 793 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:09,920 Speaker 2: It's all a bit ecky for me. 794 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:11,160 Speaker 1: I'm just going to say it. 795 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,880 Speaker 2: I think for the safety wise, like you said, okay, 796 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,000 Speaker 2: I see that, But at the same time, it's just 797 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,560 Speaker 2: something about it gives me the yick. 798 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,120 Speaker 1: Yes, I can appreciate that. Yeah, but I'm going to 799 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,560 Speaker 1: get some apple tag. I'm not going to sit here 800 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,800 Speaker 1: and say what we did was wrong. I think micro chipping, 801 00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,400 Speaker 1: we're not there yet. What he did wasn't wrong. 802 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:35,239 Speaker 2: I think what was wrong about what he did is 803 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,960 Speaker 2: that his wife didn't know. 804 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:38,920 Speaker 1: She may have loved that he was being proactive. 805 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:40,960 Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know what their relationships. 806 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,920 Speaker 1: Like, but I just think that if. 807 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,600 Speaker 2: You're going to be if we talk about parenting, trying 808 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:50,200 Speaker 2: to be a united front. If I'm turning around, if 809 00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:51,920 Speaker 2: my wife's turned around to me saying, are you a 810 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:52,480 Speaker 2: fucking idiot? 811 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,719 Speaker 1: You're going to lose the kids you like? Jokes on you? 812 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,480 Speaker 1: They're air tagged perfect. That's my answer. I want to 813 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,880 Speaker 1: brand my children back in the old days. You'd be like, 814 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:05,440 Speaker 1: please return to I don't hate the idea, but I 815 00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,560 Speaker 1: do agree. I'd probably have to flag it with Laura, 816 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:08,640 Speaker 1: who knows as well. 817 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:11,919 Speaker 2: Who can tap into that tracking device? That's another thing. 818 00:41:12,239 --> 00:41:14,839 Speaker 2: If you can with payWave now you can walk past 819 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,759 Speaker 2: someone and they can take your card. Maybe if they 820 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,439 Speaker 2: can pick up an air tag, that that kid's air tag, 821 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,640 Speaker 2: let's fucking follow him home. 822 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,880 Speaker 1: Cars, you're another question? Is the world flat or round? 823 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:28,319 Speaker 1: Are you? 824 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,399 Speaker 2: I'm not a conspiracist, are you? No? 825 00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:35,880 Speaker 1: I'm just saying people are tracking. Did man land on 826 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,080 Speaker 1: the moon? That's the next question. 827 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,560 Speaker 2: Please don't belittle my opinions. 828 00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:44,719 Speaker 1: I think it'd be sad. 829 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,880 Speaker 2: I appreciated this to any serious, any serious answers to 830 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:49,760 Speaker 2: anything moving forward? 831 00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,839 Speaker 1: Is that what you wanted from this? I appreciate it, 832 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,640 Speaker 1: and if you have appreciated this episode, please subscribe, don't 833 00:41:55,719 --> 00:42:00,400 Speaker 1: view exit music. I need to get out of this 834 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:04,080 Speaker 1: house Ashes wearing an Alfoyle hat right now because because 835 00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,960 Speaker 1: they're all listening, and send it to anyone else who 836 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:11,640 Speaker 1: think we'll enjoy listening to us talking about tagging kids 837 00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,839 Speaker 1: and also any questions, any lies pay tag wild Life 838 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:20,200 Speaker 1: for research. Okay, I'm just saying, maybe you shouldn't tag 839 00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:23,880 Speaker 1: your kids, but what you should do is buy them 840 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,960 Speaker 1: what people are calling the best book ever written for kids. 841 00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:31,360 Speaker 1: Two Doting Dads the question three times. I think it's Amazon. 842 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:35,160 Speaker 1: It's like twelve bucks. Also twelve bucks maybe online best 843 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:37,319 Speaker 1: place we've written a book that I'm sure you've heard 844 00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,319 Speaker 1: us talk about many times. It's one that the kids 845 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:43,880 Speaker 1: will like and hopefully the adults will also enjoy as well. Agreed, 846 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,560 Speaker 1: it's not a book about two go dads. That's our 847 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,319 Speaker 1: next adults only. We're going to get out of here, 848 00:42:50,400 --> 00:43:02,480 Speaker 1: Bye bye, Yeah, keep going. Yep Ah, I'm alive. 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