WEBVTT - #1: Our First Show! 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.160 People do some weird ship. 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:03.680 This is it. 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:04.680 This is a big one. 0:00:05.120 --> 0:00:07.800 This is for the girls, this one. Some things make 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:11.600 more sense than the others. Whimsy lohanded in the face 0:00:11.880 --> 0:00:12.680 after trying to. 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:14.280 Take a boy away from a mother. 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:15.600 You're a good little boy. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:17.000 I won't even do. 0:00:21.800 --> 0:00:25.680 This yourself for observations you didn't ask for. 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:26.800 That's the line. 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:27.960 I see it quite clearly. 0:00:28.080 --> 0:00:29.800 We'll get new glasses. 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:34.839 A couple of mitches. 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:37.520 One is clearly better than the other one. 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:43.840 Now here is Mixturi and Mitchell coo. Well here we are. 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:45.959 Oh okay, so you're going to talk else, are you? 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:49.040 Well? Actually, I don't know why I did that. Sorry, 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:51.120 it's my radio thing coming out. 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:53.960 We'll tell you what I'm used to as someone who 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:55.840 was not on airon radio, I'm not used to people 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:57.560 talking to me the way you're currently talking to me. 0:00:58.040 --> 0:00:59.120 You're in radio mode. 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:01.200 You got to give it relaxed, shake. 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:03.960 It off the podcast, mister forward announcing back, announcing in 0:01:03.960 --> 0:01:05.520 the next fifteen minutes, Well. 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:06.600 I'm about to steal that job from you. 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:09.039 Welcome to the very first episode of Is It Just Me? 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:10.640 Let me tell you people how this is gonna work. 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:13.240 All Right, we kick off each show with an is 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:15.560 it just me each We haven't told each other what 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:18.199 it's going to be, so we may agree or disagree, 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:20.560 and then we end every show a little bit of fun. 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:22.640 I suppose this is where you're in a radio guy. 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:24.760 I give you permission for your radio guy to come. 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:26.480 I'm looking forward to it, like segments and stuff. 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:28.680 Yeah, I got a lot of games pranks up our sleeve, 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:32.280 like today for example. And I know you're thrilled about 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:32.760 this one. 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:34.959 It's just why am I the one who has to 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:35.240 do this? 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:38.240 Because you're the one always bragging about your celebrity contact books. 0:01:38.240 --> 0:01:41.120 So it's coughing fit chicken coming up, and you go 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:45.040 through your celeb contacts and more or less channel you're 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:46.360 in a emphyseme of patience. 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:47.920 We're not calling rebel Wilson. I just want to. 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:50.080 Obviously it hasn't happened yet, but I'd like to take 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:53.040 this opportunity to tell my future self to edit in 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:55.240 a little preview of what's going to happen. 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:57.280 I just want to get a little bit of your advice. 0:01:57.360 --> 0:02:00.440 I right. 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:06.360 There we go, coughing bit chicken happening later on. Also, 0:02:06.400 --> 0:02:09.600 there is one thing that every successful show has that 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:12.200 we currently do not, but we will have it before 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:12.840 the end of the show. 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:14.960 We're gonna get talent by the end of the show. 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:15.960 No, what is it? 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:17.480 I would normally say, it's the backbone. 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:18.280 You don't have it yet. 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:19.160 A budget. 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:22.880 To zero money, No, I can't promise that. 0:02:22.960 --> 0:02:25.120 All right, let's introduce ourselves. I'm Mitch. 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:27.480 I'm also Mitch. That's why it's a couple of miches. 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:29.280 No, actually, you know what, why to hone? Why don't 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:30.920 I introduce you and you introduce me? 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:33.960 Yeah? Well, I actually hate talking about myselfs I just 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:36.720 felt my faith get hotter. I hate talking about myself. 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:40.920 So yeah, okay, cool, let's see this, dear me. What 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:46.720 can I say about Mitch Cherry over here. Well, we've 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:50.040 already established that you do radio. You're on Eric KIFMS. 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:56.160 You are You're very extroverted, You're very bubbly, you're very friendly, 0:02:56.480 --> 0:03:00.920 You're good at small talk. You're not shy. You're very 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:01.920 desperate for attention. 0:03:02.440 --> 0:03:03.600 That's not that's not true. 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:05.280 You're one of those people that kind of walks into 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:07.760 a room and just like owns the room. You command 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:10.520 the attention of everyone, whether they like it or not. 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:12.600 I'm a human Diyson, thanks a lot. 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:14.320 Yeah, literally just sucks. 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:14.880 The air out of anything. 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:16.720 Not meant to be an insult, but yeah, it came 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:17.600 across as an insult. 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:19.440 Great people can't wait to meet me? I was like 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:21.320 a whole bunch of fine. Well, let me introduce you, 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:23.919 Mitchell Curves. Okay, you can't the sex worker of the 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:27.359 entertainment industry. Just you do a bit of everything, you 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:29.400 know what I mean? People could come to you. I 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:31.840 mean you're very well known on social media. You're a 0:03:31.840 --> 0:03:33.920 bit of a social media got more followers than me. 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:36.640 Yeah, I think I do it on Instagram. 0:03:36.800 --> 0:03:37.400 That's very different. 0:03:37.480 --> 0:03:39.000 Let's not talk about how many Instagram follows. 0:03:39.000 --> 0:03:40.360 No, I hate that. I think I think it's awful. 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:42.120 That's what the Sydney gay did. Look what happened to 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:44.360 their potru. Let's not start with that. 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:46.520 You are and dare I say a bog and Gate 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:48.560 kid and that's all I wanna say. No, trust me, 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:50.400 because someone who listens I go, I know. I'm moving 0:03:50.440 --> 0:03:52.360 on from that. That was very cute. I mean when 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:53.720 I saw that, and I was so jealous of you 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:55.960 when I saw that, Yeah, I was jealous. Oh god, 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:58.880 I am an attention. See I was jealous of your attention. 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:02.400 You are all over the internet, very very one of 0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:05.120 the funniest people I've ever met in my life. You're 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:07.480 a social media producer. Yes, one of the biggest radio 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:10.200 shows in the world. You can be seen on TV 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:14.240 nowadays through stuff Channel ten. Your hashtag millennial mens get 0:04:14.240 --> 0:04:14.480 a trend. 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:16.360 You want to say, you're making me sound much better 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:17.920 than I am, but I'm not going to argue. Thank 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:18.600 you very much. 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:20.440 You didn't mention, but I'm a very nice person. 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:23.279 Because you want people to like you, you get compliments that 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:24.440 you don't mean because you're death. 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:26.599 I was so nice. You know what, Let's start the show. 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:29.240 People can really they can make up their minds for themselves. Well, 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:31.560 is it just me or a couple of mitches follow 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:32.480 us on all the socials? 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:33.960 Please do at a couple of mitches. 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:36.120 That's us. We start the show the same every week 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:37.719 with our our igems. 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:41.400 I'm really not sold and calling them I gyms, but anyway, 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:43.880 we've got one each. Like I said, are you going 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:45.599 to go first with this too? You spoke first, You 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:47.240 may as well sweep in and take this one. 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:48.200 You can do it. 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:49.359 You go first, Actually, I don't. 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:51.760 Want the pressure of being the first gym. 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:55.440 So you either. This is like public speaking in primary school. 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:57.720 You have to talk about water restrictions. No one wants 0:04:57.760 --> 0:04:58.560 to get up first. 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:01.160 I had to do a speech about sun safety and 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:04.279 why you should wear sun screen. As shit. I quoted 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:05.120 adwril Levine. 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:06.200 What did you say? 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.640 I said, Well, as Avril Levine said, you make me 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:11.839 so hot, you make me want to drop. 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:14.640 Much like the sun wear sunscreen kids. 0:05:16.000 --> 0:05:19.520 Why should we jump in go for it? 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:20.760 Is it just me? 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:27.880 Is going to restaurants a great way to make friends? 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:29.400 Make friends? 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:32.800 Just dip your feet into the waters of people you've 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:34.800 never met before and cling onto them and make them 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:35.120 your own. 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:36.839 What do you mean, like, are you just going up 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:40.120 to cafes and just finding people that are sitting by themselves, 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:44.440 minding their own business. This is very you. Like I said, 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:45.960 you command the ring. You just walk in and go, 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:47.919 hey me, my friend. Don't that? 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:49.200 What I mean is you know when you go to 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:51.599 a restaurant and this isn't people in the restaurant, this 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:53.279 is staff. By the way I'm. 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:55.800 Talking, Oh yeah, you do strictly. 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:57.400 People that are serving me. Because the way I think 0:05:57.400 --> 0:05:59.600 about it. That happened a pretty shitty day. If you're 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:02.720 making risters at McDonald's at nine pm on a Thursday night, 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:04.280 you're gonna want to have a chat. You're gonna want 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:05.679 to get something out of it other than your money. 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:09.000 And you get very like inturisive though, like you ask 0:06:09.080 --> 0:06:11.360 their whole backstory. You're like, oh, what's that accent? Oh 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:12.279 how long have you been here? 0:06:12.320 --> 0:06:12.520 Oh? 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:15.440 Okay? They when with the visa approved? Like you seriously, 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:19.520 I've been with you eateries and. 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:20.360 My favorite place. 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:21.200 You do do that. 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:23.919 I think at least maybe thirty to forty people in 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:26.320 my friends list or my Instagram followers list I have 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:30.560 met because they've been serving me food at restaurants. I 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:32.440 was at a restaurant last week. TI restaurant. I love 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:35.120 me sometime love men going stick your eyes Oh so yeah, 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:38.440 and I walk up, sit down. Instantly. We have a connection. 0:06:38.600 --> 0:06:41.600 She she's Spanish, name's clear Clear Menini. She follows me 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:44.880 absolutely lover. She moved to Fiji recently to be with 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:46.320 her lover, the lesbian lover. 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:48.320 Of course you know that this is what I mean. 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:49.400 It's none of your business. 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:51.120 And guess what happened halfway through the meal, she sat 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:53.040 down and she went, I don't know, I don't know 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:54.760 what I do Guys, what's wrong Kleio. 0:06:54.960 --> 0:06:57.080 This is the most you thing I ever happened. 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:59.080 There with my partner, and he's like, why are you 0:06:59.240 --> 0:06:59.880 doing this to me? 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:01.599 I'm with on that. No. 0:07:01.720 --> 0:07:04.120 I think it is totally fine. And if you don't 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:05.719 want to be with someone who does this, you can leave. 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:08.039 Can I just say? Guess what it got us? Free 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:11.360 spring rolls and free pork. Really, yeah, you didn't have 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:13.560 to pay for it because we charmed her and mean, 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:16.240 I've got her on Facebook, Instagram. We talked, She replies 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:18.920 to all my stories, I think we're actually quite good friends. 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:21.520 I just have a feeling that you think you're better 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:22.960 friends than you actually are. 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:26.920 She was out last night, Oh my god. Yeah, so 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:28.640 she's probably in bed hungover a messager? 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:31.200 Okay? Should we try and get her on Okay? 0:07:31.200 --> 0:07:31.280 No? 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:33.520 Can I This is typical of you to try and 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:36.600 hog the entire So we are not calling her right now. 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:38.800 I said, how clear? How things with you and your GF? 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:38.920 All? 0:07:38.960 --> 0:07:39.080 Right? 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:41.440 Well, I'll see if she replies. I could be proven wrong, 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:42.640 but I came to it. I just think that you 0:07:42.720 --> 0:07:43.880 both yourself on people. 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:46.400 True, but can I just make one closing point? One 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:49.160 closing point. The way you and I met was in 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:52.680 an elevator and guess what what? I thought you were 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:55.200 here to deliver food. I thought you were caterer. So 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:57.560 I made a conversation. I said, hi, and look at 0:07:57.600 --> 0:07:59.760 you have a podcast together. So it's working. Yeah. 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:02.600 So is that the prerequisite of being your friend? You 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:03.880 have to be serving you. 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:05.400 Food, has to be involved somehow. 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:08.560 You should follow these idiots online? 0:08:08.840 --> 0:08:11.680 Search a couple of mitches you're listening to. 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:13.160 Is it just me? 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.240 So an answer to your question, yes, it is just 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:20.040 you that likes to interrogate hospitality staff who've done nothing 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:20.560 to deserve it. 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:23.160 I'm so glad I went first my first intrument. I 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:23.920 get tired of shred. 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:26.200 Sorry, just just jump into yours. 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:27.000 Honestly, How you going? 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:27.280 Yeah? 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:29.360 Right, well it's only up from here, people, I promise. 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:32.320 Is it just me? 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:37.720 Did you have no idea that one of the songs 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:40.280 in Greatest Showmen with bloody lip SYNCD? 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:43.199 Well, so the person playing it wasn't the one actually singing. 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:45.400 That's what I'm saying. Have you seen this film? 0:08:45.760 --> 0:08:46.319 It's very big. 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:48.240 I have seen the film. Is this the Bearded Lady? 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:51.320 No, it's not the Bearded Lady? She can chee can sing? 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:52.319 Let me tell you can she? 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:53.920 I'm preppy. Sure they want to be a value they 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:54.320 with a beard. 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:58.240 No, it's definitely she really Yes, Okay, good for them anyway, 0:08:58.920 --> 0:09:00.880 I'm just trying to make everyone you are terrible. 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:02.520 I didn't know that What's song? 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:06.480 It's that one that was performed by that really tall, 0:09:06.800 --> 0:09:12.600 beautiful slender Ranger. This one never enough? 0:09:12.960 --> 0:09:14.319 Oh, this is beautiful. 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:18.439 Now. 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:19.959 I didn't think the movie was that great. 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:22.600 Yeah, the soundtrack went mental though, like it was literally 0:09:22.679 --> 0:09:25.800 up there with Adele and like the Beatles. In terms 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:26.440 of sales. 0:09:26.520 --> 0:09:27.440 It did well on the charts. 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:29.840 I think it did not leave the top five in 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:32.480 the charts all of last year, really, and so it's 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:34.200 a very much a last year thing. I'm not trying 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:36.040 to be topical right now. This is why I'm surprised 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:38.200 that I only just found this out. I was putting 0:09:38.200 --> 0:09:39.439 this song on the other day, you know how. I 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:40.840 don't know if you and your friends do this, but 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:42.520 we were just in the mood to listen to really 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:44.160 sappy like emo ballads. 0:09:44.240 --> 0:09:45.000 No, I never do that. 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:47.120 Oh, it's the best. So I pulled this one up 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:50.400 and I was like, guys, when this was on the cinema, 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:53.400 I seriously got goosebumps. And they're like, you do realize 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:56.280 that she's not actually singing, right? I was like, wait, 0:09:56.360 --> 0:10:00.080 is that common knowledge? Rebecca Ferguson plays her. 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:01.000 Right the ranger? 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:06.079 Oh ye, apparently Rebecca Ferguson can sing, but she just thought, 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:08.560 you know, if my characters meant to be some opera legend, 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:11.000 he has this amazing voice, see me, yeahf am, I over, 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:13.480 I'm not gonna try Wow, I'll just lip sing some 0:10:13.559 --> 0:10:13.960 other shit. 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:15.760 Wait, so he was singing, Oh my god, is this 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:17.240 Barbara Barbara streisand. 0:10:17.080 --> 0:10:18.200 You think your radio voice again? 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:20.640 I'm sorry, you're talking like you're way more intrigued than 0:10:20.679 --> 0:10:22.839 you actually are. You're like, oh my god, who was 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:23.560 the actual singer? 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:24.000 That's it? 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:24.720 That's me though. 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:26.640 I get excited, you get extra breathy. 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:28.440 Okay, sorry, wow, who was it? 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:29.280 Now? 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:31.720 It sounds some random bitch off the voice. 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:33.319 I'm not even kidding that. It's like, oh, she can 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:36.600 sing it. But at least it was the ranger's decision 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:39.400 not to sing like she was like, nah, I don't 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:40.600 want to get someone else to do it. 0:10:40.600 --> 0:10:42.200 Oh, lip sync it. She nailed the lip sing, by 0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:42.800 the way. 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:46.320 Quite skill. I thought it was actually her. But you 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:48.680 know that zac Efron wasn't actually singing in high school musical. 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:50.800 Not only that, you didn't know that. 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:52.000 No, I genuinely did not know that. 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:54.200 See that was common knowledge. I didn't realize that this 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:58.040 was too. But whoa, here's the thing they didn't tell him. 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:00.920 He actually sang on the day and he recorded all 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:03.199 the vocals, and could you just imagine him watching the 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:04.720 movie for the first time, thought. 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:06.120 I sound good? 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:07.880 Who the fuck is that voice? 0:11:08.080 --> 0:11:10.040 From memory? I didn't hit that high though, But here 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:11.520 that's all. We're gonna end up doing this. 0:11:11.480 --> 0:11:14.439 Podcast olderly one that gets dubbed Oh god. 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:15.560 Yeah, we'll get Joe Rogan on this. 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:17.920 Someone's gonna tap me on the shoulder and be like, listen, Mitchell, 0:11:18.240 --> 0:11:20.640 your voice is a bit pitchy. You've got a lisp. 0:11:20.920 --> 0:11:22.079 Not ideal for broadcast. 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:23.880 Yeah, no, logo. We need to live been someone who's 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:26.560 similar naming for Brandy. Look, we've got Michelle Bridges co 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:27.840 hosting the show with me from now on. 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:29.200 Her voice is deeper, than mine. 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:29.880 You you know what I mean. 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:32.959 She's like, Hi, I'm Michelle Bridges, my twelve week body 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:36.280 transformation that's next week. Like she's actually, I had to 0:11:36.280 --> 0:11:37.319 go deeper to any pressure. 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:38.720 That's very good, Michelle Bridges. 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:42.920 Imagine we just started dubbing producer Jenna's voice with Nony Hazelhurst. 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:44.679 You know, if I'm the place school she used to 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:48.120 read the books with rich, deep, confident voice. 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:50.200 General always sounds like she stubbed her toe just before 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:52.599 we ask her a question should be compared to you 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:52.840 want to. 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:55.520 Introduce yourself, Producer Jenner, Let's see if your voice matches 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:58.960 the beautiful tones of none Hazelhurst say. 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:01.719 Hello, Hi, perfect Matt. 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:03.800 Yeah all right, we're gonna have to get that dubbing ready. 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:08.680 Both mitches are very needy, so make sure you leave 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:11.040 a review on your podcast. 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:14.160 Can't think of anything nice to say, just hit five 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:19.520 stars and let them know what's currently on your left. 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:22.199 On our left as you like. Literally, she's got a 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:22.800 cup of tea. 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:27.679 I've got Jackie O from Carl and Jackio. Obviously I've 0:12:27.679 --> 0:12:31.720 got her bedazzled like blinged up microsh and I'm just 0:12:31.760 --> 0:12:33.199 looking at it going I really want to use it, 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:35.080 because if anyone looks at us at a couple of 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:38.760 miches on Instagram right now, you've got that big, bulbous 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:39.640 friggin thing on a. 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:40.800 Pole giant microphone. 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:44.520 Yes, I've got this like a little stick thing. Yeah, 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:47.360 I don't want to responsible for knocking any dimondes off 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:48.439 that microphone of Jackie. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:50.480 She'll get back to work on Monday and be like, 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:55.360 why does my microphone full of green juice? And halototious? 0:12:55.640 --> 0:12:58.520 Holototious that's what's the scientific term for bad breath? 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:00.280 Is there something you'd like to tell me? 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:02.480 Mitchell, you don't have that breath. 0:13:02.480 --> 0:13:05.040 I've got to say this green juice does like it 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:06.439 makes my mouth a little bit weird. 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:07.240 It makes my tonguel white. 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:09.400 It's really Yeah, your tongue is quite wide. 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:12.240 But because I'm hot kidding? Can I tell you I've 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:15.720 gotten so obsessive with my like weight and like my 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:17.720 goals at the gym, at the moment that I was like, 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:19.920 you know what I need? I need a tape measure 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:21.720 with me on all time, just to make sure my 0:13:21.760 --> 0:13:22.439 waist is the right. 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:25.720 That's unhealthy. You have it with you. 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:27.079 No, It's like, I'm not even kidding. 0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:30.160 Ready, what is it from Bunnings? That is that's the 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:34.240 most petite little it's blue. If you're listening, if you're listening, 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:38.000 two people listening, it's it's so small, it's like a 0:13:38.000 --> 0:13:42.040 little pocket watch. Oh where did you get something like that? 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:42.679 Can? I tell you? 0:13:42.720 --> 0:13:45.160 I'm not even kidding? So how much do you think 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:45.800 this costs me? 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:46.280 Oh? 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:47.240 It's five bucks? 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:47.920 Nah? 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.240 More less two? 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:52.040 Maybe two bucks? 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:55.200 We're talking like including postage, by the way, I mean, 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:56.800 I wouldn't pay much for it, really, Let's be honest. 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:58.000 I don't need one. You can do it on my 0:13:58.040 --> 0:13:58.840 iPhone these days. 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:02.200 So including postage, I will tell you this tape measure 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:06.080 that I use off Ali Express was fifty three cents. 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:09.920 Now let me ask you this, Mitchell, how. 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:13.040 Did anyone make money off this? They posted it for free. 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:16.800 I paid fifty three body cents. How does anyone profit 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:20.400 off that postage? Is more than the actual product? It is. 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:22.200 They're losing money and it's got this. 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:24.600 Weird Chinese measurement called conn. 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:30.080 Yeah, it's going to break. 0:14:30.120 --> 0:14:32.440 Like, I don't think you could possibly get anything cheaper 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:34.360 online than fifty three cents including postage. 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:39.600 My chest is sixteen couns. Wow, I think you could 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:40.440 find something cheaper. 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:41.120 You chuck it. 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:44.160 I think I could if you wanted me to find 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:46.240 something cheaper. I mean, it's not going to be good. 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:47.640 You're not going to get a you know iPad. 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:49.920 I really wish that Li Express was sponsoring this segment 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:50.960 because we could make this a thing. 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:51.560 Yeah we could. 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:54.800 Oh, tune in next week as Mitch finds out what 0:14:54.880 --> 0:14:56.760 bargains he can get on Ali Express. 0:14:56.880 --> 0:14:59.080 Yeah, tune in as we do our new segment wish 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:00.520 list and we go to wish You. 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:02.080 Should actually do that. I want to see if you 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:04.520