Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: This is it.
Speaker 3: This is a big one.
Speaker 1: This is for the girls, this one. Some things make
Speaker 1: more sense than the others. Whimsy lohanded in the face
Speaker 1: after trying to.
Speaker 2: Take a boy away from a mother.
Speaker 4: You're a good little boy.
Speaker 2: I won't even do.
Speaker 1: This yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 3: That's the line.
Speaker 4: I see it quite clearly.
Speaker 2: We'll get new glasses.
Speaker 1: A couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: One is clearly better than the other one.
Speaker 1: Now here is Mixturi and Mitchell coo. Well here we are.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so you're going to talk else, are you?
Speaker 1: Well? Actually, I don't know why I did that. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it's my radio thing coming out.
Speaker 2: We'll tell you what I'm used to as someone who
Speaker 2: was not on airon radio, I'm not used to people
Speaker 2: talking to me the way you're currently talking to me.
Speaker 5: You're in radio mode.
Speaker 2: You got to give it relaxed, shake.
Speaker 1: It off the podcast, mister forward announcing back, announcing in
Speaker 1: the next fifteen minutes, Well.
Speaker 5: I'm about to steal that job from you.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the very first episode of Is It Just Me?
Speaker 2: Let me tell you people how this is gonna work.
Speaker 2: All Right, we kick off each show with an is
Speaker 2: it just me each We haven't told each other what
Speaker 2: it's going to be, so we may agree or disagree,
Speaker 2: and then we end every show a little bit of fun.
Speaker 2: I suppose this is where you're in a radio guy.
Speaker 2: I give you permission for your radio guy to come.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to it, like segments and stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a lot of games pranks up our sleeve,
Speaker 2: like today for example. And I know you're thrilled about
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 1: It's just why am I the one who has to
Speaker 1: do this?
Speaker 2: Because you're the one always bragging about your celebrity contact books.
Speaker 2: So it's coughing fit chicken coming up, and you go
Speaker 2: through your celeb contacts and more or less channel you're
Speaker 2: in a emphyseme of patience.
Speaker 1: We're not calling rebel Wilson. I just want to.
Speaker 2: Obviously it hasn't happened yet, but I'd like to take
Speaker 2: this opportunity to tell my future self to edit in
Speaker 2: a little preview of what's going to happen.
Speaker 1: I just want to get a little bit of your advice.
Speaker 1: I right.
Speaker 2: There we go, coughing bit chicken happening later on. Also,
Speaker 2: there is one thing that every successful show has that
Speaker 2: we currently do not, but we will have it before
Speaker 2: the end of the show.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get talent by the end of the show.
Speaker 2: No, what is it?
Speaker 5: I would normally say, it's the backbone.
Speaker 2: You don't have it yet.
Speaker 1: A budget.
Speaker 5: To zero money, No, I can't promise that.
Speaker 1: All right, let's introduce ourselves. I'm Mitch.
Speaker 2: I'm also Mitch. That's why it's a couple of miches.
Speaker 1: No, actually, you know what, why to hone? Why don't
Speaker 1: I introduce you and you introduce me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, I actually hate talking about myselfs I just
Speaker 2: felt my faith get hotter. I hate talking about myself.
Speaker 2: So yeah, okay, cool, let's see this, dear me. What
Speaker 2: can I say about Mitch Cherry over here. Well, we've
Speaker 2: already established that you do radio. You're on Eric KIFMS.
Speaker 2: You are You're very extroverted, You're very bubbly, you're very friendly,
Speaker 2: You're good at small talk. You're not shy. You're very
Speaker 2: desperate for attention.
Speaker 1: That's not that's not true.
Speaker 2: You're one of those people that kind of walks into
Speaker 2: a room and just like owns the room. You command
Speaker 2: the attention of everyone, whether they like it or not.
Speaker 1: I'm a human Diyson, thanks a lot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, literally just sucks.
Speaker 1: The air out of anything.
Speaker 2: Not meant to be an insult, but yeah, it came
Speaker 2: across as an insult.
Speaker 1: Great people can't wait to meet me? I was like
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of fine. Well, let me introduce you,
Speaker 1: Mitchell Curves. Okay, you can't the sex worker of the
Speaker 1: entertainment industry. Just you do a bit of everything, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? People could come to you. I
Speaker 1: mean you're very well known on social media. You're a
Speaker 1: bit of a social media got more followers than me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I do it on Instagram.
Speaker 1: That's very different.
Speaker 2: Let's not talk about how many Instagram follows.
Speaker 1: No, I hate that. I think I think it's awful.
Speaker 2: That's what the Sydney gay did. Look what happened to
Speaker 2: their potru. Let's not start with that.
Speaker 1: You are and dare I say a bog and Gate
Speaker 1: kid and that's all I wanna say. No, trust me,
Speaker 1: because someone who listens I go, I know. I'm moving
Speaker 1: on from that. That was very cute. I mean when
Speaker 1: I saw that, and I was so jealous of you
Speaker 1: when I saw that, Yeah, I was jealous. Oh god,
Speaker 1: I am an attention. See I was jealous of your attention.
Speaker 1: You are all over the internet, very very one of
Speaker 1: the funniest people I've ever met in my life. You're
Speaker 1: a social media producer. Yes, one of the biggest radio
Speaker 1: shows in the world. You can be seen on TV
Speaker 1: nowadays through stuff Channel ten. Your hashtag millennial mens get
Speaker 1: a trend.
Speaker 2: You want to say, you're making me sound much better
Speaker 2: than I am, but I'm not going to argue. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much.
Speaker 1: You didn't mention, but I'm a very nice person.
Speaker 2: Because you want people to like you, you get compliments that
Speaker 2: you don't mean because you're death.
Speaker 1: I was so nice. You know what, Let's start the show.
Speaker 1: People can really they can make up their minds for themselves. Well,
Speaker 1: is it just me or a couple of mitches follow
Speaker 1: us on all the socials?
Speaker 5: Please do at a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: That's us. We start the show the same every week
Speaker 1: with our our igems.
Speaker 2: I'm really not sold and calling them I gyms, but anyway,
Speaker 2: we've got one each. Like I said, are you going
Speaker 2: to go first with this too? You spoke first, You
Speaker 2: may as well sweep in and take this one.
Speaker 1: You can do it.
Speaker 2: You go first, Actually, I don't.
Speaker 5: Want the pressure of being the first gym.
Speaker 1: So you either. This is like public speaking in primary school.
Speaker 1: You have to talk about water restrictions. No one wants
Speaker 1: to get up first.
Speaker 2: I had to do a speech about sun safety and
Speaker 2: why you should wear sun screen. As shit. I quoted
Speaker 2: adwril Levine.
Speaker 1: What did you say?
Speaker 2: I said, Well, as Avril Levine said, you make me
Speaker 2: so hot, you make me want to drop.
Speaker 5: Much like the sun wear sunscreen kids.
Speaker 1: Why should we jump in go for it?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Is going to restaurants a great way to make friends?
Speaker 5: Make friends?
Speaker 1: Just dip your feet into the waters of people you've
Speaker 1: never met before and cling onto them and make them
Speaker 1: your own.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, like, are you just going up
Speaker 2: to cafes and just finding people that are sitting by themselves,
Speaker 2: minding their own business. This is very you. Like I said,
Speaker 2: you command the ring. You just walk in and go,
Speaker 2: hey me, my friend. Don't that?
Speaker 1: What I mean is you know when you go to
Speaker 1: a restaurant and this isn't people in the restaurant, this
Speaker 1: is staff. By the way I'm.
Speaker 2: Talking, Oh yeah, you do strictly.
Speaker 1: People that are serving me. Because the way I think
Speaker 1: about it. That happened a pretty shitty day. If you're
Speaker 1: making risters at McDonald's at nine pm on a Thursday night,
Speaker 1: you're gonna want to have a chat. You're gonna want
Speaker 1: to get something out of it other than your money.
Speaker 2: And you get very like inturisive though, like you ask
Speaker 2: their whole backstory. You're like, oh, what's that accent? Oh
Speaker 2: how long have you been here?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay? They when with the visa approved? Like you seriously,
Speaker 2: I've been with you eateries and.
Speaker 1: My favorite place.
Speaker 2: You do do that.
Speaker 1: I think at least maybe thirty to forty people in
Speaker 1: my friends list or my Instagram followers list I have
Speaker 1: met because they've been serving me food at restaurants. I
Speaker 1: was at a restaurant last week. TI restaurant. I love
Speaker 1: me sometime love men going stick your eyes Oh so yeah,
Speaker 1: and I walk up, sit down. Instantly. We have a connection.
Speaker 1: She she's Spanish, name's clear Clear Menini. She follows me
Speaker 1: absolutely lover. She moved to Fiji recently to be with
Speaker 1: her lover, the lesbian lover.
Speaker 2: Of course you know that this is what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's none of your business.
Speaker 1: And guess what happened halfway through the meal, she sat
Speaker 1: down and she went, I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 1: what I do Guys, what's wrong Kleio.
Speaker 5: This is the most you thing I ever happened.
Speaker 1: There with my partner, and he's like, why are you
Speaker 1: doing this to me?
Speaker 2: I'm with on that. No.
Speaker 1: I think it is totally fine. And if you don't
Speaker 1: want to be with someone who does this, you can leave.
Speaker 1: Can I just say? Guess what it got us? Free
Speaker 1: spring rolls and free pork. Really, yeah, you didn't have
Speaker 1: to pay for it because we charmed her and mean,
Speaker 1: I've got her on Facebook, Instagram. We talked, She replies
Speaker 1: to all my stories, I think we're actually quite good friends.
Speaker 2: I just have a feeling that you think you're better
Speaker 2: friends than you actually are.
Speaker 1: She was out last night, Oh my god. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: she's probably in bed hungover a messager?
Speaker 5: Okay? Should we try and get her on Okay?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Can I This is typical of you to try and
Speaker 2: hog the entire So we are not calling her right now.
Speaker 1: I said, how clear? How things with you and your GF?
Speaker 7: All?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Well, I'll see if she replies. I could be proven wrong,
Speaker 2: but I came to it. I just think that you
Speaker 2: both yourself on people.
Speaker 1: True, but can I just make one closing point? One
Speaker 1: closing point. The way you and I met was in
Speaker 1: an elevator and guess what what? I thought you were
Speaker 1: here to deliver food. I thought you were caterer. So
Speaker 1: I made a conversation. I said, hi, and look at
Speaker 1: you have a podcast together. So it's working. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So is that the prerequisite of being your friend? You
Speaker 2: have to be serving you.
Speaker 1: Food, has to be involved somehow.
Speaker 2: You should follow these idiots online?
Speaker 6: Search a couple of mitches you're listening to.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: So an answer to your question, yes, it is just
Speaker 2: you that likes to interrogate hospitality staff who've done nothing
Speaker 2: to deserve it.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad I went first my first intrument. I
Speaker 1: get tired of shred.
Speaker 2: Sorry, just just jump into yours.
Speaker 1: Honestly, How you going?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, well it's only up from here, people, I promise.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Did you have no idea that one of the songs
Speaker 2: in Greatest Showmen with bloody lip SYNCD?
Speaker 1: Well, so the person playing it wasn't the one actually singing.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. Have you seen this film?
Speaker 2: It's very big.
Speaker 1: I have seen the film. Is this the Bearded Lady?
Speaker 2: No, it's not the Bearded Lady? She can chee can sing?
Speaker 2: Let me tell you can she?
Speaker 1: I'm preppy. Sure they want to be a value they
Speaker 1: with a beard.
Speaker 2: No, it's definitely she really Yes, Okay, good for them anyway,
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to make everyone you are terrible.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that What's song?
Speaker 2: It's that one that was performed by that really tall,
Speaker 2: beautiful slender Ranger. This one never enough?
Speaker 1: Oh, this is beautiful.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 5: I didn't think the movie was that great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the soundtrack went mental though, like it was literally
Speaker 2: up there with Adele and like the Beatles. In terms
Speaker 2: of sales.
Speaker 1: It did well on the charts.
Speaker 2: I think it did not leave the top five in
Speaker 2: the charts all of last year, really, and so it's
Speaker 2: a very much a last year thing. I'm not trying
Speaker 2: to be topical right now. This is why I'm surprised
Speaker 2: that I only just found this out. I was putting
Speaker 2: this song on the other day, you know how. I
Speaker 2: don't know if you and your friends do this, but
Speaker 2: we were just in the mood to listen to really
Speaker 2: sappy like emo ballads.
Speaker 1: No, I never do that.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's the best. So I pulled this one up
Speaker 2: and I was like, guys, when this was on the cinema,
Speaker 2: I seriously got goosebumps. And they're like, you do realize
Speaker 2: that she's not actually singing, right? I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: is that common knowledge? Rebecca Ferguson plays her.
Speaker 5: Right the ranger?
Speaker 2: Oh ye, apparently Rebecca Ferguson can sing, but she just thought,
Speaker 2: you know, if my characters meant to be some opera legend,
Speaker 2: he has this amazing voice, see me, yeahf am, I over,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna try Wow, I'll just lip sing some
Speaker 2: other shit.
Speaker 1: Wait, so he was singing, Oh my god, is this
Speaker 1: Barbara Barbara streisand.
Speaker 5: You think your radio voice again?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you're talking like you're way more intrigued than
Speaker 2: you actually are. You're like, oh my god, who was
Speaker 2: the actual singer?
Speaker 6: That's it?
Speaker 1: That's me though.
Speaker 2: I get excited, you get extra breathy.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, wow, who was it?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: It sounds some random bitch off the voice.
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding that. It's like, oh, she can
Speaker 2: sing it. But at least it was the ranger's decision
Speaker 2: not to sing like she was like, nah, I don't
Speaker 2: want to get someone else to do it.
Speaker 5: Oh, lip sync it. She nailed the lip sing, by
Speaker 5: the way.
Speaker 2: Quite skill. I thought it was actually her. But you
Speaker 2: know that zac Efron wasn't actually singing in high school musical.
Speaker 2: Not only that, you didn't know that.
Speaker 1: No, I genuinely did not know that.
Speaker 2: See that was common knowledge. I didn't realize that this
Speaker 2: was too. But whoa, here's the thing they didn't tell him.
Speaker 2: He actually sang on the day and he recorded all
Speaker 2: the vocals, and could you just imagine him watching the
Speaker 2: movie for the first time, thought.
Speaker 1: I sound good?
Speaker 2: Who the fuck is that voice?
Speaker 1: From memory? I didn't hit that high though, But here
Speaker 1: that's all. We're gonna end up doing this.
Speaker 2: Podcast olderly one that gets dubbed Oh god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get Joe Rogan on this.
Speaker 2: Someone's gonna tap me on the shoulder and be like, listen, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: your voice is a bit pitchy. You've got a lisp.
Speaker 5: Not ideal for broadcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, logo. We need to live been someone who's
Speaker 1: similar naming for Brandy. Look, we've got Michelle Bridges co
Speaker 1: hosting the show with me from now on.
Speaker 2: Her voice is deeper, than mine.
Speaker 1: You you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: She's like, Hi, I'm Michelle Bridges, my twelve week body
Speaker 2: transformation that's next week. Like she's actually, I had to
Speaker 2: go deeper to any pressure.
Speaker 1: That's very good, Michelle Bridges.
Speaker 2: Imagine we just started dubbing producer Jenna's voice with Nony Hazelhurst.
Speaker 2: You know, if I'm the place school she used to
Speaker 2: read the books with rich, deep, confident voice.
Speaker 1: General always sounds like she stubbed her toe just before
Speaker 1: we ask her a question should be compared to you
Speaker 1: want to.
Speaker 2: Introduce yourself, Producer Jenner, Let's see if your voice matches
Speaker 2: the beautiful tones of none Hazelhurst say.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, perfect Matt.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, we're gonna have to get that dubbing ready.
Speaker 1: Both mitches are very needy, so make sure you leave
Speaker 1: a review on your podcast.
Speaker 6: Can't think of anything nice to say, just hit five
Speaker 6: stars and let them know what's currently on your left.
Speaker 1: On our left as you like. Literally, she's got a
Speaker 1: cup of tea.
Speaker 2: I've got Jackie O from Carl and Jackio. Obviously I've
Speaker 2: got her bedazzled like blinged up microsh and I'm just
Speaker 2: looking at it going I really want to use it,
Speaker 2: because if anyone looks at us at a couple of
Speaker 2: miches on Instagram right now, you've got that big, bulbous
Speaker 2: friggin thing on a.
Speaker 1: Pole giant microphone.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've got this like a little stick thing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't want to responsible for knocking any dimondes off
Speaker 2: that microphone of Jackie.
Speaker 1: She'll get back to work on Monday and be like,
Speaker 1: why does my microphone full of green juice? And halototious?
Speaker 1: Holototious that's what's the scientific term for bad breath?
Speaker 5: Is there something you'd like to tell me?
Speaker 1: Mitchell, you don't have that breath.
Speaker 2: I've got to say this green juice does like it
Speaker 2: makes my mouth a little bit weird.
Speaker 5: It makes my tonguel white.
Speaker 1: It's really Yeah, your tongue is quite wide.
Speaker 2: But because I'm hot kidding? Can I tell you I've
Speaker 2: gotten so obsessive with my like weight and like my
Speaker 2: goals at the gym, at the moment that I was like,
Speaker 2: you know what I need? I need a tape measure
Speaker 2: with me on all time, just to make sure my
Speaker 2: waist is the right.
Speaker 1: That's unhealthy. You have it with you.
Speaker 2: No, It's like, I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 1: Ready, what is it from Bunnings? That is that's the
Speaker 1: most petite little it's blue. If you're listening, if you're listening,
Speaker 1: two people listening, it's it's so small, it's like a
Speaker 1: little pocket watch. Oh where did you get something like that?
Speaker 2: Can? I tell you?
Speaker 5: I'm not even kidding? So how much do you think
Speaker 5: this costs me?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: It's five bucks?
Speaker 5: Nah?
Speaker 2: More less two?
Speaker 1: Maybe two bucks?
Speaker 2: We're talking like including postage, by the way, I mean,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't pay much for it, really, Let's be honest.
Speaker 1: I don't need one. You can do it on my
Speaker 1: iPhone these days.
Speaker 2: So including postage, I will tell you this tape measure
Speaker 2: that I use off Ali Express was fifty three cents.
Speaker 5: Now let me ask you this, Mitchell, how.
Speaker 2: Did anyone make money off this? They posted it for free.
Speaker 2: I paid fifty three body cents. How does anyone profit
Speaker 2: off that postage? Is more than the actual product? It is.
Speaker 1: They're losing money and it's got this.
Speaker 5: Weird Chinese measurement called conn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to break.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't think you could possibly get anything cheaper
Speaker 2: online than fifty three cents including postage.
Speaker 1: My chest is sixteen couns. Wow, I think you could
Speaker 1: find something cheaper.
Speaker 2: You chuck it.
Speaker 1: I think I could if you wanted me to find
Speaker 1: something cheaper. I mean, it's not going to be good.
Speaker 1: You're not going to get a you know iPad.
Speaker 2: I really wish that Li Express was sponsoring this segment
Speaker 2: because we could make this a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah we could.
Speaker 2: Oh, tune in next week as Mitch finds out what
Speaker 2: bargains he can get on Ali Express.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tune in as we do our new segment wish
Speaker 1: list and we go to wish You.
Speaker 2: Should actually do that. I want to see if you
Speaker 2: can beat fifty three cents including postage for an actual
Speaker 2: practical thing online doesn't have to be our express.
Speaker 1: Fifty three cents including postage. Yes, start, I'll have it
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 5: You're just stalling, aren't you.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're creating new You're generating new content ideas because
Speaker 2: you don't want to do what we're about to do.
Speaker 1: Let's do that now I can buy something only about
Speaker 1: right now, let's do it. Let's know.
Speaker 5: No, we are going to do this.
Speaker 2: Okay, people get ready coughing chick, coughing fit chicken.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm endreading it all day.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling it's going to be my favorite segment.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad someone's enjoying it. My lungs are bleeding
Speaker 1: from the inside out. It's awful.
Speaker 2: So somehow, I don't know how, but we found out
Speaker 2: that the cough that you can do on que it
Speaker 2: literally sounds like you've been smoking a pack a day
Speaker 2: for fifty years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like I'm termined a.
Speaker 2: Carton a day, even even though you've never smoked your
Speaker 2: cigarette in your life.
Speaker 1: No, no, I have one cigarette and my U ten
Speaker 1: formal and I had a nose bleed straight away. First
Speaker 1: I inhaled and my blood came straight out and.
Speaker 2: You've never gone back ever.
Speaker 1: But it was Windfield rare.
Speaker 2: They're very strong, which is why it's so strange that
Speaker 2: you do sound like you do when you cough.
Speaker 1: Well, I have severe asthma. So maybe maybe down the
Speaker 1: track we can get my mum on on my GP
Speaker 1: and sucks it out. I hope it doesn't like Inflame.
Speaker 2: It probably is.
Speaker 5: Well anyway, you're.
Speaker 2: Putting it to good ubody because I've come up with
Speaker 2: a challenge where you prank call someone maybe a business,
Speaker 2: someone you know, and then about ten seconds into the conversation,
Speaker 2: you break out into a coughing fit, like uncontrollable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what they are.
Speaker 2: And then it's a game of who hangs up first.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to be here with a stopwatch and whatever.
Speaker 2: However long into the call you make it without hanging up,
Speaker 2: that's going to be your record, and you have to
Speaker 2: try and top it each time to do my coughing
Speaker 2: fit chicken. No, but they well may be the first
Speaker 2: to hang up because they just can't deal with your coughing.
Speaker 2: But I have a feeling it's going to be you
Speaker 2: because you're a bit of.
Speaker 1: A wood Now who is that? Who are you ringing? Well?
Speaker 2: You know you're kind of always bragging about your little
Speaker 2: black book full of celeb con tax from all your
Speaker 2: radio thing you've done.
Speaker 1: I don't know where they've come from, but my phone
Speaker 1: has a lot of celebrity people are like Nicole Kibbins.
Speaker 2: Have you got Nicole?
Speaker 1: Nicole Kidman is in my phone book?
Speaker 2: My god, I don't know how bring it up? Will
Speaker 2: decis that you're going to have a coughing fit call
Speaker 2: to Should we just not that I want to sabotage
Speaker 2: your networking and your relationship.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know your man. They haven't
Speaker 1: called it. They wouldn't know who I am.
Speaker 2: I think it has to be someone that they would
Speaker 2: know you if.
Speaker 1: He hold on. I've got the Veronicas saved. I wonder
Speaker 1: if that just goes to a duel phone call a
Speaker 1: phone they must.
Speaker 5: Okay, let's not do the Veronicas.
Speaker 2: Their music label might not be happy. You'll get no
Speaker 2: interviews ever.
Speaker 1: Got Umi Stein's she's in the show openers.
Speaker 5: She's French, she works in our office.
Speaker 1: We can't do her. You're right, You're right. Who else
Speaker 1: do I have? I've got both the mobile and home
Speaker 1: line for Ida Buttros because once I called her on
Speaker 1: the mobile and the line was very cracking and she's
Speaker 1: very mad. So call me back, call me back on
Speaker 1: my own fe.
Speaker 2: Okay, do we want to produce?
Speaker 7: Do we do?
Speaker 2: Butos? I think that the just out of respect for
Speaker 2: the fact that you're but Trots, we don't go there.
Speaker 1: I don't think we do.
Speaker 3: I would love to, but I understand the respect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she deserves respect. I've got two gy Beach and
Speaker 1: nine ben Fordham.
Speaker 2: He's good actually, because he does know you, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did work experience on his show, and he's
Speaker 1: sort of men told me.
Speaker 2: Too, we've both been we are both ben Fordham alumni.
Speaker 1: Why we're he.
Speaker 2: Work experience with him? So I don't reckon.
Speaker 5: He'd be mad if we called him.
Speaker 1: But he's very powerful.
Speaker 2: We settling on ben Fordham. Hold on to do the goal? Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you do with your bloody well told the sooner
Speaker 2: you learn that, the better.
Speaker 1: No, But he's very intimidating. He's very wealthy.
Speaker 2: How do you know?
Speaker 1: Look at him? Always has an impress suit.
Speaker 2: True, he actually can I tell you. He gave me
Speaker 2: a lift home from work experience. Once we're in the
Speaker 2: lift and he goes, oh, where do you live? I said, ultimo?
Speaker 2: He goes, oh, I go past there, jump in, buddy.
Speaker 1: You're kidding.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, his car actually smells like cash.
Speaker 2: You know that that. I know exactly what a brand
Speaker 2: new hundred dollars notes was like. Anyway, you're thing, have
Speaker 2: you punched the number in yet?
Speaker 1: Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Okay? Do you see?
Speaker 1: It's awful. I feel like this is the start of
Speaker 1: a cardiac arrest. I can feel it. It's probably about Hello,
Speaker 1: hey Ben, Yeah, good good, Hey sorry, sorry for the
Speaker 1: random call. I just thought i'd picked your brains quickly.
Speaker 7: Yeah, mate, you read me anytime.
Speaker 4: Brother, Thank you.
Speaker 1: You know how I'm doing the nights here at Kiss
Speaker 1: at the moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, you're killing it.
Speaker 7: You even did a little filling for Jack.
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, I know. I thank you. I was
Speaker 1: very excited.
Speaker 7: I sent you a message. I think you sent me back.
Speaker 1: They pushed me through the morning seeing your name there.
Speaker 1: It was very nice. I appreciated, buddy. I just want
Speaker 1: to get a little bit of your advice. I have
Speaker 1: a question.
Speaker 7: You're right, You're right right.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's more to do with with interviews. When
Speaker 1: you have someone on, is it more so you got
Speaker 1: a lot when.
Speaker 7: Alan Mitch, dude, dude, bring me back. That's not.
Speaker 4: No. Sorry, like you're choking.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get some warring.
Speaker 7: Yeah, going the.
Speaker 1: Sorry sorry, I just no, from one radio go to
Speaker 1: another is important. When you've got.
Speaker 4: M what the.
Speaker 7: Mitch? Mabe you okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I'm good.
Speaker 4: I just you're choking on something and something. Stop talking
Speaker 4: at the order or something.
Speaker 1: I'll get something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, got it.
Speaker 1: I've got some money.
Speaker 7: Do you want to bring me back?
Speaker 1: No? No, I'm good. I'm good. I've got you now,
Speaker 1: got now.
Speaker 4: With one?
Speaker 7: Are you sick?
Speaker 1: It's inn.
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Ben?
Speaker 4: No, Ben?
Speaker 1: No, no? Mate?
Speaker 2: He hung up?
Speaker 1: Oh god, that was the most awkward thing.
Speaker 5: Two minutes and six seconds.
Speaker 1: I think I'm coughing up my tongue? Is it a pod? Look?
Speaker 2: You proved me wrong. I thought you would hang up
Speaker 2: after like twenty seconds because you were too ashamed.
Speaker 1: He's such a nice person, are you right, Mitch? I
Speaker 1: think you're sick? Where did that comment.
Speaker 2: By the and his concerns going? He's just like, don't
Speaker 2: speak to me.
Speaker 1: I got another call. No it's not Jody, dinner's ready.
Speaker 2: So two minutes and six seconds next time we call,
Speaker 2: that's what you've got to try and beat. So that's
Speaker 2: one point to you with.
Speaker 1: Like a similar air of sweat.
Speaker 2: Oh oh god.
Speaker 1: So how he's just text me?
Speaker 2: What do you say?
Speaker 1: Mate? Just mate with a full stop No, I've lost
Speaker 1: my two chippy contact. That goes my career?
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 6: of miches.
Speaker 2: If you don't, you're a tickhead.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should call it back, Like I genuinely think
Speaker 1: he deserves an explanationally, he.
Speaker 2: Looks maybe later, but we've got something way more important
Speaker 2: to do right now, needs to be done before the
Speaker 2: end of the show. Remember, in fact, I'm not willing
Speaker 2: to progress any further into this podcast creation commitment thing
Speaker 2: we've got going on right now until this is thought it.
Speaker 1: Why does this all of a sudden feeling an arranged marriage.
Speaker 1: I feel like I should be wearing a sari.
Speaker 2: You are welcome to leave if you're not. I don't
Speaker 2: want this to feel forced, so you can go.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say you're welcome to go
Speaker 1: and by a sari.
Speaker 2: I can make this decision by myself, but it needs
Speaker 2: to happen.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, no, Look, I am actually very excited for this
Speaker 1: because if you listen to radio or even podcasts now,
Speaker 1: they're be getting more and more that radio. But they
Speaker 1: all have them to they all have Should we say
Speaker 1: it at the same time.
Speaker 2: We're about to decide the official is it just me wosh?
Speaker 2: And what we mean when we say wash? You know
Speaker 2: the little sound effect that kind of goes at the
Speaker 2: start and finish of any audio someone played.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like like a bookend. Every show has one.
Speaker 2: Kyle and Jackie O have one. Every show has their
Speaker 2: own like distinct sound and theirs. So if I was
Speaker 2: going to throw to.
Speaker 1: Michaeld get that, I can get there. Grab, let me
Speaker 1: get it, let me get that, let me get the
Speaker 1: little wash.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because that'll be in our library.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So if I was actually, you're going to be
Speaker 2: the grab. Okay, okay, great, Yeah, I'm going to throw
Speaker 2: to have you got the thing?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 2: Cool, I'm going to throw to an interview with Mitch Cherry.
Speaker 2: So I spoke to Mitch about why he thinks that
Speaker 2: Mitchell Coombs is the most talented and beautiful person in
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 5: Take a listen.
Speaker 1: Oh, and I just think is so charming, smart, funny, beautiful, hair, beautiful. Oh,
Speaker 1: I've made an airror that's actually I'm actually reading the
Speaker 1: bio on Mitch chery Great grab to get the joke
Speaker 1: I was talking about myself.
Speaker 5: You get the point.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I've come up with a bunch of options. You've
Speaker 2: not heard these, No.
Speaker 1: They're in the system. I'm ready to play them, but
Speaker 1: this is the first time I'll be hearing them. I'm excited.
Speaker 2: So can you do you think that this fits the
Speaker 2: feel and the energy that we're trying to achieve here
Speaker 2: on is it just me?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 5: This wash?
Speaker 2: How does this work?
Speaker 1: It kind of sounds like someone opening their legs like
Speaker 1: it's very sort of barren.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Actually, now that I've heard it, I don't remember it
Speaker 2: being that long, Like it feels quite long.
Speaker 1: Like, Yeah, it sounds like the BFG sneezing, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, actually I don't like that either.
Speaker 1: Eliminate gone, it's out number two?
Speaker 2: What is this? What do you think of this?
Speaker 1: Oh? Gos me? You know what that sounds like? Ready, man, man,
Speaker 1: watch out. There's a buzz coming. Step out of the way.
Speaker 1: The bust is hitting her. Sounds like bones are being crushed.
Speaker 5: It does.
Speaker 2: Actually, it's very aggressive. Yeah, one more time, want to
Speaker 2: hear see. I kind of like it, but I don't know.
Speaker 5: There's other options.
Speaker 1: We'll benchmark it's better than buddy. Yeah, that sounds terrible.
Speaker 5: Okay, we'll go to option three.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 5: What was that?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 2: That was actually you coughing? When we were recording some stuff,
Speaker 2: I isolated that you left the vox pro going and
Speaker 2: then I just had some off air and I just
Speaker 2: isolated you coughing listen hear me out. I thought, how
Speaker 2: can we be different? No, every other show uses a
Speaker 2: wosh sound of we are you know we're launching. We've
Speaker 2: launched coughing Fit Chicken. This show, whether we like it
Speaker 2: or not, will be synonymous with coughing. So I thought
Speaker 2: you coughing could top and tail our grabs.
Speaker 1: I just don't know if I like it.
Speaker 2: Can I at least give you some context for you? Okay,
Speaker 2: open your mind. I've got some audio for you to
Speaker 2: actually wush him to easing this. Okay, let's just pretend
Speaker 2: I'm doing a sleb gossip type report and see how
Speaker 2: that bush sounds when I throw to the grab. Okay, ready, that.
Speaker 1: Woman who just wears all the leather on the studio
Speaker 1: Tan Entertainment woman.
Speaker 2: The very old Angela Bishop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she loves a daw That one always looks so shiny.
Speaker 2: That's my Studio ten colleague, Angela Bishop you're talking about. Sure,
Speaker 2: I'll channel my inner Angela Biship right now. Okay, got
Speaker 2: the worsh ready. Kim Kardashin has clashed with her husband's
Speaker 2: Kanye West, after she's spotted on Twitter that he's been
Speaker 2: telling people they're moving to Chicago without talking to her
Speaker 2: about it. First, take a listening. They set me up.
Speaker 4: Okay, that should have been a conversation with RISI on
Speaker 4: the internet.
Speaker 2: You're moving to Chicago, I find out. No, I told
Speaker 2: you that before we had that conversation. We are sious conversation. Now,
Speaker 2: what do you want this show to be? If not original?
Speaker 2: You know how many other shows have used their own
Speaker 2: cough to top and tail their grabs. I think it's
Speaker 2: I think it worked.
Speaker 1: No one. I just I'm sorry, I can't. I hate it.
Speaker 1: It's out.
Speaker 5: No, you're not going to like the next one? Then
Speaker 5: is that another cough?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That would that would be John Laws's cough. So
Speaker 2: there was the reason that I was listening to John Laws.
Speaker 2: I'm actually it was for this show, an upcoming episode
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be doing. I'm gonna be gonna be doing
Speaker 2: John Laws' biggest on air tantrums. Oh that looking forward
Speaker 2: to because the way he talks to his callers is hilarious.
Speaker 2: I wish I got away with it rely abusing people
Speaker 2: like that, you can still be considered a legend and
Speaker 2: not just through the roof. And yeah, I heard this
Speaker 2: while listening. I thought I'll give that a crack. I'll
Speaker 2: run that by you. See. If you like that as
Speaker 2: a wash, listen again.
Speaker 1: Do you have an example of that with a.
Speaker 2: Ground The funny thing is that you do have a
Speaker 2: cough mute button, But he's like, they deserve to hear it.
Speaker 1: I'm vetoing over.
Speaker 2: Go again.
Speaker 1: You know what it sounds like, ready, hold on, let
Speaker 1: me do this. This ship is bananas again.
Speaker 2: Go again?
Speaker 1: You know it sounds like, hey, I Mitch, yeah, Uncle Jamie,
Speaker 1: can you come help your uncle start up the tractor?
Speaker 1: No worries, they're starting an engine.
Speaker 2: So you don't like that one either as our wash?
Speaker 1: No, I hate it.
Speaker 5: Well, you vetoed all the other normal bushes.
Speaker 1: How many more do you have?
Speaker 2: Literally? Just the one I got fired? You better like
Speaker 2: this one because I thought they were all outstanding, and
Speaker 2: I would have been happy with any of the toys
Speaker 2: and say, if you don't like this, then we're screw.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. This is it.
Speaker 2: Now. Let me tell you the reason I like that one,
Speaker 2: go again is there's a bit of surround sound bullshit
Speaker 2: going on right now. Okay, So if someone's driving their
Speaker 2: car listening to this podcast, they would have noticed that
Speaker 2: part of it happens in the left speaker. Hard it
Speaker 2: happens at the right. Actually, take take one of your
Speaker 2: headphones off. Play it.
Speaker 1: I heard the little ended wosh in the right.
Speaker 2: Now switch head people listening along and doing the same thing.
Speaker 2: Take one hand out and now take out the other. Oh,
Speaker 2: I just get the little beachs at the top and
Speaker 2: now put them both on and appreciate the glory of it.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like a wosh sandwich. My brain's the meat.
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear with an example?
Speaker 1: Yeah, set it up up. Okay.
Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian has clashed with her husband Kanye West after
Speaker 2: she spotted on Twitter that he's been telling people they're
Speaker 2: moving to Chicago without talking to shut up, without talking
Speaker 2: to her about it.
Speaker 5: First, take a listening.
Speaker 2: They set me off. Okay, that should have been a
Speaker 2: conversation before I see on the internet you're to Chicago.
Speaker 2: I find out.
Speaker 4: No, I told you that we had a conversation.
Speaker 2: We are in a serious conversation.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're a real radio show.
Speaker 2: Well we're not a radio show. Sorry, I feel to
Speaker 2: keep reminding you this. No, sorry, Well, thank god we
Speaker 2: settled that before the end of the show.
Speaker 1: I really like it.
Speaker 2: We couldn't have possibly carried on without it.
Speaker 5: Do you agree?
Speaker 1: I agree completely. Now we're all set. We're a real podcast.
Speaker 2: You know, like when you're moving, I don't know if
Speaker 2: you've done this, Actually you still live with your parents.
Speaker 1: I have lived overseas. I know what it's like to
Speaker 1: live out a home.
Speaker 2: You know, when you move into your new place and
Speaker 2: you finally unpack that last suitcase or that little bloody plastic.
Speaker 5: Tub that you've been in the corner. Yeah, and you're like,
Speaker 5: now it's home.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? That's what I feel like.
Speaker 1: Play the Bush again, Ladies and Gentlemen, officially, the wash
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 2: It's so that's beautiful. So I'm going to make sure
Speaker 2: that next week's show is very grab heavy.
Speaker 5: It's gonna have lots of things.
Speaker 2: Actually, we do have something next week that's going to
Speaker 2: be involving a lot of Brad because we're doing which Mitch.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm excited for this.
Speaker 2: It's a test of how big your head is.
Speaker 1: No, it's not really. We work in an office yet
Speaker 1: and the two of us are quite well known. We're
Speaker 1: just you know where we're very.
Speaker 2: That just ends how big your head is? That sentence?
Speaker 1: You set it up?
Speaker 2: So look how which Mitch works is. Producer Jenna has
Speaker 2: gone round our office and she's asked people to compliment
Speaker 2: either me or you, and they will say, I think
Speaker 2: Mitch is really X, Y and Z.
Speaker 1: Sorry what will they say? Give an example?
Speaker 2: I think Mitch's beard is way too sparse. He needs
Speaker 2: to shave his face.
Speaker 1: Definitely you No, that's you quite quite clearly. You do
Speaker 1: you think my bids sparse?
Speaker 7: Very?
Speaker 1: Do you think I should shave this?
Speaker 2: I've always told you that I don't like it really,
Speaker 2: but that's just me and general. I don't really like
Speaker 2: facial hair like a bit is stubble, yeah, but yours.
Speaker 1: Is still quite lining beds double. It's in the interest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got that thing I've got where it mainly
Speaker 2: grows on your neck. This is very parting to creep
Speaker 2: up the check.
Speaker 1: This is what the next week's segment's going to be.
Speaker 1: Don't want to be.
Speaker 2: Part of it? Well, no, it's you have to guess
Speaker 2: whether the compliment applies to myself or you. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: also keen to find out whether you can find something
Speaker 2: cheaper than my fifty three cent tape measure.
Speaker 1: Oh, I've already been looking. I think I've got something.
Speaker 2: Have you actually?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I've got something, and I actually think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you sat of it. You're not hey?
Speaker 2: Can I ask before we go? Did your mate ever
Speaker 2: text back?
Speaker 4: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: How I was saying earlier you made friends with that
Speaker 2: waitress or whatever, and we are best friends. And I said,
Speaker 2: I bet you couldn't care less if you die.
Speaker 1: You do not talk any ill of spicy dot clear. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pull everything Down'm gonna cook a video core know.
Speaker 1: I want to know why. I just want to contacting.
Speaker 1: She's so beautiful. Didn't expect to be lesbian when she
Speaker 1: started talking, what do you want to this basic bron
Speaker 1: the bitting rolls. They go, yeah, then my girlfriend's flavor
Speaker 1: us shocked.
Speaker 2: I don't want to say for the record, I'm not
Speaker 2: saying I don't want to know about you know, the
Speaker 2: waiter's life or like, I don't think they're human.
Speaker 5: They're just there to serve me. But you go to
Speaker 5: so much effort to make friends with them.
Speaker 1: Just happens to me. It's just natural. She didn't answer.
Speaker 1: She may have boxed you. I'm not sure, so we'll
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 2: I'll let you know.
Speaker 1: She'll reply.
Speaker 2: But the funny thing is that you've plugged her Instagram
Speaker 2: so many times and for nothing.
Speaker 5: You're not even friends with her. She's gonna get all.
Speaker 2: These extra people. Actually, we should tell everyone to send
Speaker 2: her a certain thing. And it took it really good
Speaker 2: view again.
Speaker 1: Okay for Yeah, her name is Spicy dot Cleo c.
Speaker 4: L e O.
Speaker 2: Say, oh my god, what happened between you and Mitch?
Speaker 2: He was just talking shit about you on his podcast.
Speaker 2: Never give her the podcast name. Just make her a
Speaker 2: bit paranoid. God, I'm cruel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awful, poor Spicy not clear.
Speaker 2: Don't do that.
Speaker 5: We've talked way too much. We need to get out,
Speaker 5: do we have?
Speaker 1: We need to leave. It's been a great first show.
Speaker 1: I think we've done very well. I'm still very radio
Speaker 1: we I am, but that'll come with time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you too, radio.
Speaker 1: You can see us if you follow us at a
Speaker 1: couple of inches.
Speaker 5: Yes, there's no A in a couple of inches.
Speaker 1: It's at oh adult, That's how I was reading the
Speaker 1: A as an A.
Speaker 2: It's very confusing, like if a dylexic person looked at
Speaker 2: out at the at almost looks like an a.
Speaker 5: I would think it's a couple of inches. Sorry, we're
Speaker 5: talking to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, giveus a follow up. We're going to go. We're
Speaker 1: back next week. This thing is a weekly thing.
Speaker 2: But if you've persisted this far, hats off to.
Speaker 1: You, and hopefully we'll see you next week. I'm Mitch.
Speaker 2: We'll catch them next week.
Speaker 1: If you can't see them, oh well you'll hear us
Speaker 1: next week. We'll be here.
Speaker 5: Do join us again next week, see you guys.
Speaker 2: Is it just mean?
Speaker 6: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your
Speaker 6: podcast up.
Speaker 1: Here? Still there? I am Jenny, There, I am thank god,
Speaker 1: it's the three of us. It's beside an adventure when
Speaker 1: it turns upside down with a checking who's still alive?
Speaker 3: Titanic?
Speaker 1: No, the preside Adventure, and no, that's not the Titanic.
Speaker 2: We have to tell people why we're still here.
Speaker 4: What this is?
Speaker 1: Okay, didn't we settle on a name for this?
Speaker 4: What was it?
Speaker 2: We settled an add brief, right.
Speaker 1: Well, we wanted to do ADHD brief.
Speaker 2: And then I said that neither of us are diagnosed
Speaker 2: with ADHD. And that's inapropriate there, I have add you're
Speaker 2: just peakybacking off that I think I have it. I don't. Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, you do it. Can't you can't not
Speaker 2: have it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that little like one of a Maltese terror.
Speaker 2: But anyway, this is like a secret segment on the
Speaker 2: end of the show, so it doesn't actually count. We
Speaker 2: just kind of pop in after the show is done
Speaker 2: and just chat.
Speaker 1: Away, completely unscripted. Nothing's planned. It's like behind the scenes,
Speaker 1: but it's after the show. So really, no holds barred.
Speaker 2: Is that the expression I would say?
Speaker 1: So, yeah, not borrowing any holds, and it's just us
Speaker 1: producer general jump in. We'll have some fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I used to host a podcast called Not My Cup
Speaker 2: of Tea.
Speaker 5: It's still up. It still exists.
Speaker 2: People go search that once you're done here.
Speaker 1: Of course talking about your ex husband. I used to
Speaker 1: date a man called Terry. You're still there.
Speaker 2: But look, we used to have bonus bants I Not
Speaker 2: My Cup of Tea very similar where we just had
Speaker 2: this unscripted section of the show at the end and
Speaker 2: we used to joke, oh, this is the best part
Speaker 2: of the show. But I feel vastly different about this
Speaker 2: part of this show. Let me tell you why, because
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've realized this, but we are
Speaker 2: not good for each other.
Speaker 1: What do you mean we.
Speaker 2: Enable each other's ability to ramble and never shut up,
Speaker 2: Like this is meant to be a bonus bit at
Speaker 2: the end. I bet it's going to be longer than
Speaker 2: the actual show.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, but that's fine. Some people want that's
Speaker 1: what they're on here for.
Speaker 2: And I'm most worried that people are going to form
Speaker 2: their opinion on the show as a whole base off
Speaker 2: this shit, this literal shit at the end, I don't
Speaker 2: so I would prefer this part be kept a secret.
Speaker 5: I'm just not proud of this section of the podcast.
Speaker 2: I would just because I'm really worried that someone's going
Speaker 2: to hear this and then go, you know what, I'm disgusted,
Speaker 2: and then in order to express their discuss, they're going
Speaker 2: to leave a bad review on the show. No, we
Speaker 2: can't have bad reviews dragging us down. And this is
Speaker 2: high risk in terms of dragging people's opinion down. The
Speaker 2: But we put in so much effort to the first well,
Speaker 2: not too much. We put in Okay, we put in
Speaker 2: more effort than we currently do because right now nothing
Speaker 2: planned it. We could be here for days for bot
Speaker 2: that we could.
Speaker 1: I think we need to establish rules. I don't think
Speaker 1: people can rate us based from from this moment on.
Speaker 1: As soon as the end music fades out, bam, it's unratable.
Speaker 2: In fact, if you were still here after the end music,
Speaker 2: it's your fault. You can't blame us for anything that
Speaker 2: happens during this section of the show.
Speaker 1: To switch off.
Speaker 5: Yeah, literally, why are you still listening?
Speaker 1: Piss off exactly?
Speaker 2: You know what this is like. Don't go glancing down
Speaker 2: at your phone to see how much is still left.
Speaker 2: You leave go.
Speaker 1: This part of the podcast is like when you watch
Speaker 1: a movie and you have a Pepsi Max buddy and
Speaker 1: you drink it, but there's still a little sip in
Speaker 1: the end, but it gets to room temperature. It's half
Speaker 1: back wash. It's kind of gross, but it's at the
Speaker 1: end and it's like, you can drink it or you
Speaker 1: can just chuck it out. That's what this is. Chuck
Speaker 1: us out or.
Speaker 2: Down, chuck this bit out. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I would say, well, let's just see how long we
Speaker 1: go for. We're just gonna to be honest. I actually
Speaker 1: have some I have some damage control to do. I
Speaker 1: think I should ring Ben Fordham back, the poor bastard,
Speaker 1: The poor guy I just coughed down his throat child.
Speaker 2: Pearl and whale and whale.
Speaker 1: Isn't one of their names?
Speaker 2: Freddy? Freddy? And where'd you give whale out of Freddy?
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of mister Crab's daughter in SpongeBob. You know
Speaker 1: his daughter's name is Pearl.
Speaker 5: Jeez, that did well?
Speaker 1: Didn't that? I'm someone tweeted in let's check?
Speaker 2: No, they didn't?
Speaker 1: Show is terrible. That's Ben Fordham.
Speaker 2: I don't even know that we're doing a show?
Speaker 4: Does no?
Speaker 1: Because I haven't just to fight it to him.
Speaker 2: I need to bring him back, call him back, you reckon?
Speaker 1: Sure, Okay, let's let's ring Ben.
Speaker 2: While you do so.
Speaker 1: To clean my lungs, I get his number, hold on,
Speaker 1: you don't.
Speaker 2: Need to darl his number.
Speaker 5: It will be in the resents, yeah, it will.
Speaker 1: It comes up, Ben Fordham, poor bastard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd regue that Lathi was second time after that?
Speaker 1: Oh Ben?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, let me let me go this straight. You remember
Speaker 1: the other meat You probably don't. What did work experience
Speaker 1: with him? But Mitchell Curbs probably don't know him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Mitch the bit, I'm actually here.
Speaker 1: Yeah the bitch.
Speaker 2: The bitch is right.
Speaker 1: Here's good podcast name. He makes me do it. We're
Speaker 1: here together. We've started a podcast.
Speaker 4: Hi, Ben, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Well, okay, so there's this you should set it up.
Speaker 1: It's your ridiculous idea.
Speaker 2: So basically, Mitch's never has only smoked one cigarette in
Speaker 2: his life, and yet has this miraculous ability to sound
Speaker 2: like an empathy patient.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so he I thought you were choking.
Speaker 7: Something was seriously going wrong.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. You were so sweet to you, like, Mitch,
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 4: Right, mate. I was having that moment of going is
Speaker 4: this the moment where I was supposed to give mouth
Speaker 4: to mouth? But I'm over the phone?
Speaker 1: Should hit FaceTime?
Speaker 2: Did the adgiple zera to the call? Make it a
Speaker 2: conference call?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: Couldn't work out why you I was like, mate, quit,
Speaker 4: why would you keep trying to have the conversation?
Speaker 2: But yes, it's It's called coughing fit chicken. He's got
Speaker 2: to keep you on the line as long as you can.
Speaker 2: And you were two minutes and six seconds. If you
Speaker 2: were curious an no, it's not.
Speaker 6: This is what I was.
Speaker 1: You are an ass.
Speaker 5: I'm the one that dare I'm the one that dares.
Speaker 1: To do It makes me cringe. I hate the thought
Speaker 1: of just pranking. I hate brankings. They're so cringe.
Speaker 4: Here's me. I've been a good man to both of you,
Speaker 4: both former work experience kids of mine and being taught,
Speaker 4: and you treat me like a piece of dog shit.
Speaker 1: We are being for them, Alumno, do you remember? Do
Speaker 1: you remember who did it first? When did you do it? I?
Speaker 7: Well, both of you.
Speaker 4: The funny thing is that both of you, I said,
Speaker 4: I actually said on air when you were doing work experience.
Speaker 4: These guys will remember these names. And you've both turned
Speaker 4: into stuff A.
Speaker 5: Little here you down the line.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I don't do that.
Speaker 4: I do that with every work experience kid, just in
Speaker 4: case a couple of them come good.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, do you do that for everyone?
Speaker 1: All this not in those brats you get, mate?
Speaker 7: I reckon, I reckon.
Speaker 4: I've done it for ten out of five hundred. There
Speaker 4: you go, and so far the other eight have turned
Speaker 4: into duds.
Speaker 7: That you two?
Speaker 2: Can I tell you, Mitch, I did work Experience twice
Speaker 2: the first time, I was a fat fifteen year old.
Speaker 2: The second time, I was nineteen and gorgeous because I'd
Speaker 2: lost so much weight. He didn't remember, Like, he didn't
Speaker 2: recognize it. It looks so different. So if you dropped
Speaker 2: the kilos and go in there, he might not recognize it.
Speaker 1: I've done the opposite. I've gained weight since being on it.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't recognize you.
Speaker 2: But it's difference you have.
Speaker 7: I do have hundreds of work experience.
Speaker 4: Kids come through.
Speaker 2: We are very good like that. I don't think many
Speaker 2: of the people in radio are willing to take them on.
Speaker 4: Oh no way, no one in this I don't. I
Speaker 4: don't recognize Mitch Churry in the in the rooster suit.
Speaker 4: He's still running around in the roof.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, the cash coock cook, he's a cult favorite
Speaker 1: of Sydney work. It's like the cash can. Once you've
Speaker 1: done it, you can't shake it, you know.
Speaker 7: You know what.
Speaker 4: I would love to pinch the cash cock off kiss
Speaker 4: so you just.
Speaker 7: For one day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could kidnap the cash cock and you could
Speaker 4: come and just work for me for one day, for
Speaker 4: just for a couple of hours on two GB.
Speaker 7: I could use it as a bit of a I
Speaker 7: could use it as.
Speaker 4: A marketing thing that I've pinched kiss AIRFMS cash call.
Speaker 2: Is it the same tactic he runs around giving out
Speaker 2: money or just in the office doing stapling and stuff.
Speaker 4: I know, exactly the same running around giving away.
Speaker 1: But your demo aren't exactly going to be chasing a
Speaker 1: giant cock through the park, are they.
Speaker 4: Well, that's true, I mean they could well, you know
Speaker 4: those motorized vehicles that they drive around, you know, like
Speaker 4: they could chase you in one of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And we'll get it sponsored by cow trade
Speaker 1: or something to support bone health or something. We'll tie
Speaker 1: it in for your demo.
Speaker 2: You give two GB listeners some credit. The amount of
Speaker 2: times I've heard people on Ben's show and be like,
Speaker 2: oh mate, I'm a recent convert from a FM or
Speaker 2: Triple M turn t GB like they're all young.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're trying to get a bit smarter.
Speaker 4: I'm grabbing them all, mate, I'm grabbing how many I
Speaker 4: can list in this podcast? What's it called?
Speaker 7: You and You? What's what's it called?
Speaker 2: It's called Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: So it's like it's what, let me guess, is it
Speaker 4: just me.
Speaker 2: Or is that it a little bit less tacky?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, come on, dam we're better than that. Cries.
Speaker 1: It's more dramatic.
Speaker 4: You know that.
Speaker 7: With olive oil?
Speaker 1: All right, Seinfeld?
Speaker 7: Come on oil and.
Speaker 4: It's olive and it like, why wouldn't you just have butter?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: He's really got he's not, He's not far off.
Speaker 2: He hasn't sold me on his point though? What's wrong
Speaker 2: with olive oil?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I bet, I bet you're a canola guy as well.
Speaker 4: Mate, you don't know me. Don't pretend that you know me.
Speaker 1: That's bullsh Yeah you have never once, you've never once,
Speaker 1: or no, you have texted me. That's fair. I was god,
Speaker 1: I was gonna throw one of the bus there. You
Speaker 1: have been very good. You've looked after both both of us. Great.
Speaker 4: I'm proud of you.
Speaker 7: I'm proud of you.
Speaker 4: Until you made me think that I was about to
Speaker 4: become one of those triple zero heroes. I wanted to
Speaker 4: be one of those kids who's like, you know, was
Speaker 4: ended up beginning a Bravery award when she was But
Speaker 4: I was like, you're not my mom. There's not much
Speaker 4: I'm over the phone, so I don't really know how
Speaker 4: to save a life from here. But I would have
Speaker 4: I would have given you mouth to mouth if I
Speaker 4: was given the opportunity.
Speaker 1: You're a good man, you really are, Yeah, of course, yeah, Shad, Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean I wouldn't give mouth to mouth if you
Speaker 4: weren't clean shaven.
Speaker 7: But if you clean, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: You would never tell the two Jimmy demographic as well
Speaker 1: that you had it on with another man.
Speaker 4: Goodness me, absolutely, I haven't how many how many episodes
Speaker 4: you up to?
Speaker 2: You're number one, I said to him for episode one
Speaker 2: first coughing chicken prank call. You've got to go through
Speaker 2: your contacts and call us a leb. So it was
Speaker 2: either you or I. Butos Man, he has her home number.
Speaker 1: He's down the track. I have a very id I've
Speaker 1: got Nicole Kimmen's number on my phone for some bizarre reason.
Speaker 1: That's genuine.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, well here I'm willing to I'm willing
Speaker 4: to make a couple of bets with you boys right now. One.
Speaker 4: If you do that to Iida Buttos, I will give
Speaker 4: both of you a bucket of kfe chickens speech.
Speaker 1: Speaking my language.
Speaker 2: He's got me right see to me, to me Butters's
Speaker 2: respect is more important to me than a CAFC feed.
Speaker 2: So you're gonna have to raise the steaks there. I
Speaker 2: don't think I'm willing to do that. I respect a lot.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll give Mitch Chury a bucket of cave give.
Speaker 4: I'll give Mitch Coombs a framed photo of id Butts.
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, day, aren't you sponsored by like Audiartaman
Speaker 2: or something? Give me a car bro I'll do it
Speaker 2: for that. I don't know what's one of your major sponsors,
Speaker 2: the sleep easy, spine, pillow whatever it.
Speaker 4: Is, spinally, pillow, salt, hold on, hold on?
Speaker 1: Can you give me pillow two?
Speaker 4: No bucket of chickens?
Speaker 7: So that's if you do that.
Speaker 4: And mate, if this is feed income, if you get
Speaker 4: Nicole Kidman, I'll give you one thousand dollars cash.
Speaker 2: Suddenly you're very interested in this segment.
Speaker 1: What the money is? Chicken and cash is my love language.
Speaker 1: Let's bang on.
Speaker 4: I just like the I've got Nicole Kidman's number in
Speaker 4: my phoneyed.
Speaker 2: Have you noticed that I haven't asked for elaboration once
Speaker 2: He's brought it up a million times, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to give you the opportunity to just.
Speaker 1: Brad, I'll bring it up.
Speaker 5: I'm not even want I don't even want context, man mate.
Speaker 4: I think you should try ringing it on the podcast,
Speaker 4: just so everyone listening can hear. The number you've called
Speaker 4: is not connected.
Speaker 2: To me.
Speaker 1: We go history. I'm not going into that. It's just look,
Speaker 1: it's been long enough, it's been great having you.
Speaker 4: Well listen, I don't go choking on chicken or whatever
Speaker 4: it was you were choking on.
Speaker 2: All right, but next time, next time, you've got to
Speaker 2: come on in studio, because I remember a few years
Speaker 2: ago on Twitter, you asked me to bring you a
Speaker 2: boding Gate tetail, and I brought it, but I just
Speaker 2: keep forgetting to blood to give.
Speaker 4: It to you. So I've got it five years ago,
Speaker 4: you idiot.
Speaker 2: It was five years ago. But I've got it and
Speaker 2: it's still in the plastic, so it's mint condition like.
Speaker 5: You could sell.
Speaker 7: That really mean a lot to you, Mitch.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Every time I see him, I'm like, oh, bloody hell,
Speaker 2: that teatow.
Speaker 5: His place has been a pig side for all these years,
Speaker 5: for sure.
Speaker 1: Will you just go back to living on house boats
Speaker 1: and riding on jet skis just living the life, mister Fordham.
Speaker 4: Good on you, buddy, I'm just about to whack something
Speaker 4: in the nutrible and actually in fact a man shake.
Speaker 4: That's another sponsor kitching.
Speaker 1: He got the credit edit out, well done, got the
Speaker 1: credit line on. Hey, thanks for coming on, Ben, appreciate you.
Speaker 2: I have a strips okay, chow dangs benz.
Speaker 1: Well that was better than I anticipated. What a lovely guy.
Speaker 2: Are you really that desperate for KFC Chicken that you're
Speaker 2: going to sabotage your relationship with Ida Buttos? Yeah you
Speaker 2: could just go I don't know, call me old fashion,
Speaker 2: but buy some.
Speaker 4: You know what.
Speaker 1: I'm a sucker for pleasing people. This will never happen.
Speaker 1: I don't want KFC. I like you said, I really
Speaker 1: don't want CA. I just did that for them to
Speaker 1: please that media figure that's Ben Fordham. I don't care.
Speaker 2: It's very telling about Mitch's personality, isn't it. You gonna
Speaker 2: come in the studio. You're sitting out there like a
Speaker 2: little ferret.
Speaker 1: Jenna looks like a cockapoo pet Paradise at Westfield, just
Speaker 1: sitting in the glass. We're in this giant studio. It's
Speaker 1: like Stranger things like eleven watching you in a test room.
Speaker 1: Come in. She doesn't have to reply to that, you
Speaker 1: can just get in. Look at her now. She can't
Speaker 1: hear us now because she's brought her headphones out.
Speaker 2: But when she gets okay, going now, don't hurry.
Speaker 1: It's so fu Christ. Okay, look at her fingernails. They're
Speaker 1: so long and they're real, They're not acrylics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my nails used to be that long.
Speaker 1: But yeah, then you realize that you weren't a creature
Speaker 1: from the desert.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: To be honest, it's because when I grew my hair
Speaker 2: long and I had long ailes, I was like, I
Speaker 2: have to have one feminine thing or the other. I
Speaker 2: can't just really confus.
Speaker 1: Jenna, Welcome to the studio. Hey, you were just talking
Speaker 1: about your fingernails.
Speaker 2: No, what I was going to say, Jenna, is that
Speaker 2: I think that Ben Autumns come up with a great
Speaker 2: idea of this Eider butto situation, he dared. We have
Speaker 2: it on record that Mitch said that he would do it.
Speaker 2: He would prank call Eider buttros Yea in exchange for KC. Chicken,
Speaker 2: and I would do it for a Swinalle's pillow. So
Speaker 2: I think that we're onto something. Should we do it
Speaker 2: or not?
Speaker 5: I think not now.
Speaker 3: I think it's a wonderful idea.
Speaker 1: Well, of course, you guys think it's great. You have
Speaker 1: to cough down the line to an Australian icon conniption.
Speaker 2: I love that's that's the legacy of episode one. Coughing
Speaker 2: down the line to an Australian icon.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be. That's gonna be what we're knowing for
Speaker 1: on the show. Coughing at Ozzie legends.
Speaker 2: Well, we I beg yours. It'll be your thing, poor thing.
Speaker 1: Sure our steward is issue. Not again, that's not a
Speaker 1: good idea impression.
Speaker 2: Drinking next time we do a coughing fit chicken call. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love how add beef is turned into a planning meeting.
Speaker 2: Do you rekon next time we do it? It's too
Speaker 2: like someone you know, or to a business, or like
Speaker 2: I don't know one of another celeb contact. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it too. I don't want
Speaker 1: to do it to a slope yet. I've got a
Speaker 1: phone book full of sleep contacts. We maybe I don't know,
Speaker 1: random option here we could just interview them and get
Speaker 1: good ratings that way by chatting.
Speaker 2: To again again the radio thing, it's no one happened.
Speaker 1: Mitch is my favorite? Which one though? Cheery? That's good?
Speaker 1: God tweets it because QUI is great. It's a current.
Speaker 2: How do I unplug that sound effect? Little desk is
Speaker 2: going over there.
Speaker 1: You've got no option. You can't do it.
Speaker 5: Goodness, this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: This is not This segment's going to be you just
Speaker 2: pissing around? Hi?
Speaker 1: What's that.
Speaker 2: Sound effect of yourself saying Hi?
Speaker 1: Hi? In case of rushing in the studio on a
Speaker 1: caller answers and I have to go Hi, how are you?
Speaker 1: I don't have time to say hi? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I also had a buy but someone overrider.
Speaker 2: Well made you decide to do that was recorded.
Speaker 1: There was a bye, but then when this drived, we
Speaker 1: didn't know what to do, so they overrode my bie
Speaker 1: with Katie Berry never really really Yeah.
Speaker 2: There was that low one storage in the sound effect library.
Speaker 2: They had to replace that with.
Speaker 1: What they hit a random card because it was such
Speaker 1: a rush. And then my boy's gone. So now I've
Speaker 1: got us, Hi said, I can never end phone calls.
Speaker 1: I'm like Hi, thanks for Collie.
Speaker 2: Oh, the life.
Speaker 1: Of a radio jock.
Speaker 2: That's what I do. There's been a lot of radio
Speaker 2: talk in this podcast. Let's talk about podcasts. The teacher's pets.
Speaker 2: I don't really know much about that.
Speaker 1: She's in the soft soil so far, Jenna, you've been
Speaker 1: in here for six minutes and you barely breathe. How
Speaker 1: are you getting nutrients in your body?
Speaker 3: Why are you petrified?
Speaker 2: No wonder? I want to replace her with Hazel Heart.
Speaker 1: I thought Hazel has passed, of course not. I thought
Speaker 1: she'd got the Lifetime Achievement award of the Logis and
Speaker 1: then passed. I'll look her up hod On quietly in
Speaker 1: her sleep, clutch into the gold Logie. Although is the
Speaker 1: Lifetime Achievement a gold LOGI or is it just a
Speaker 1: silver logie?
Speaker 3: I think it's a silver.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think you're right.
Speaker 3: That's a good point.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think they give the gold gold.
Speaker 3: It's just to the gold LOGI winner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it would discredit. They should make it a
Speaker 1: different color. It should be purple or platinum. The platinum.
Speaker 1: It should be a big one double's size LOGI or
Speaker 1: a double headed LOGI, a.
Speaker 3: Kol double headed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's very much alive.
Speaker 1: How old is she? I'd like to know.
Speaker 5: Let's produce the Jeni's job.
Speaker 3: Yes, six.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's got a good couple in her couple, couple
Speaker 1: of decades. Probably with this emphasiy where I've developed, how'd
Speaker 1: you go to the doctor, Mitchell, you've got you've got
Speaker 1: lung cancer from all the years you've smoked. Doctor, I
Speaker 1: haven't smoked a cigarette in my life. Don't lie, you're
Speaker 1: a liar. Just don't up toweet you're on your deathbed.
Speaker 1: I've never had one. Quiz me quizby on some of
Speaker 1: the names of cigarettes. Marlborough Polmel worked at Cols customer
Speaker 1: service manager. That's why I know good chat.
Speaker 5: I worked at I g. A.
Speaker 2: Every every shift I would spend the whole time thinking
Speaker 2: about what food I was going to buy from the
Speaker 2: supermarket to eat on the way home.
Speaker 1: If it's oh my god, what would you get? Because
Speaker 1: there was one thing that I always got and it
Speaker 1: ruined my car. But I got it every every shift
Speaker 1: because I do closing, so I finish at midnight.
Speaker 2: Ruin your car is in like a stench.
Speaker 1: No, no, the stents is beautiful because it was from
Speaker 1: the baby, like flaky flaky, flaky everywhere. No, because it
Speaker 1: was the it was the thing that no one wanted
Speaker 1: that was left cris. It was it was a maple
Speaker 1: pecan twist, little beautiful.
Speaker 2: Everyone, tune out. Please, you're not going to be listening
Speaker 2: to this. Just go listen to episode two already. That's
Speaker 2: where we actually put in effort.
Speaker 1: You've got this far. Please tweet hashtag maple. Don't spell
Speaker 1: it how you think pecan spelled? Because I would say pecan,
Speaker 1: but I kept getting picked up on it. It's pecan.
Speaker 5: I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 3: To be honest, I'm pretty sure it's peacan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you in the bathroom before? General is having
Speaker 1: a pecan? General? I wanted to this pool today. That's
Speaker 1: like what your uncle says when he orders like a
Speaker 1: like chicken chow man. He's like, I'll have the chicken
Speaker 1: chow Mine gets it wrong.
Speaker 5: I'm so embarrassed about this.
Speaker 1: You are not You're proud?
Speaker 2: No, I actually would rather are you not familiar with
Speaker 2: the show? With thrall leave them wanting more? This is
Speaker 2: too much, way too much.
Speaker 1: Love produced to Jenna's input, God good have fucked that.
Speaker 1: That was Kerry and Kennelly Live listen.
Speaker 2: Can you not bag out? Carry Ann? I work with
Speaker 2: Studio ten.
Speaker 1: You do, actually, but how much you and just forst you?
Speaker 1: Are they paying you? Is my question? Yes? I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I would never ask how much. But Jamie Underscore six has.
Speaker 5: Stop pretending we're getting tweets.
Speaker 2: We're not pretending.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I got tweet deck up on here?
Speaker 2: You dropping random keywords thinking I'm gonna know what you
Speaker 2: I will think you know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5: I know you have no idea.
Speaker 1: Someone's ringing me from Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Oh, answer it, I take it.
Speaker 1: Go on our watch. Oh I missed it.
Speaker 2: She call him back.
Speaker 5: No moments gone.
Speaker 2: Hey did that bitch ever get back to you?
Speaker 1: Clear? Let me check. I put on do not disturb them?
Speaker 1: No sim card installed? Yes there is.
Speaker 4: That was me.
Speaker 2: I just didn't want you to. I wanted to prove
Speaker 2: my point that you're forcing yourself on hospitality staff. So yeah,
Speaker 2: I just removed to him.
Speaker 1: So here's spy. But she did reply, so she tried
Speaker 1: to video chat me and she replied, so she is Spanish.
Speaker 1: I'll get some Spanish music? Can I do this?
Speaker 7: Is?
Speaker 5: This was meant to be I don't really know what
Speaker 5: that means, but sure.
Speaker 1: Let me find some Spanish. Oh that's funny. Yeah, well done, Jenna,
Speaker 1: thank you. I literally searched Odel Barzo.
Speaker 2: Isn't that Italian?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think so here we go.
Speaker 4: Ok.
Speaker 1: Well, all right, so Spicy Clear replied to me.
Speaker 2: Show's over. Sorry, the moment's past. If she didn't reply
Speaker 2: during the show, no, she doesn't count. We're not continuing
Speaker 2: the ark.
Speaker 1: She's in Sicily time, so the poor things probably haven't
Speaker 1: a siesta. She's probably rolling a corn too fier. All right,
Speaker 1: So Spicy Dot Clear she said, hey, gorgeous a Spanish thing.
Speaker 1: Anyone can say. I've got a gin. Life's good. She
Speaker 1: sho didn't ask about life. Been managing a villa in
Speaker 1: Jilly t the music we don't need it anymore in
Speaker 1: Jilly Tea. Gilligans aren't come visit with your bay sometime, HBU,
Speaker 1: how about you? So we are friends because you queried
Speaker 1: whether or not we were friends, and I in fact
Speaker 1: think that we are friends because she called me gorgeous
Speaker 1: she abbreviated babe, and she asked me the question back,
Speaker 1: I'll reply.
Speaker 2: So that's not how I speak to my friends. Is
Speaker 2: it just me or do you like the more mean
Speaker 2: you're able to be with someone. That indicates how close
Speaker 2: you are, that reeks of acquaintance. To me, you's not interested.
Speaker 1: You speak to your friends as if they're in an
Speaker 1: interrogation room for buddy murder. You mean you're so vile
Speaker 1: to your friends. You're so vile to the ones you
Speaker 1: love most. Dearly, I've been with you with your little
Speaker 1: nephews running around the house, and you and I went
Speaker 1: to Red Rooster and we had a half chicken roll
Speaker 1: and I had a fried pineapple fritter, two of them,
Speaker 1: and little child what's its name? Yeah, what's its name?
Speaker 2: That's too Henry Noah.
Speaker 1: Noah of course walked up tried to have a bite.
Speaker 2: And you went, no, you've got to learn.
Speaker 1: But see, and if that was someone else's kid, say,
Speaker 1: for example, Jenno brought her nephew over and it's a
Speaker 1: little snotty nosed thing came to get a chip. You
Speaker 1: would you would have let it eat one.
Speaker 2: I'd kick it in the teeth and they get this
Speaker 2: thing away from me.
Speaker 3: I'd probably do that too, teaching them a less You've.
Speaker 2: Got to you've got to bosom to drink from hi.
Speaker 2: Oh God, can I have the panel back? Give it?
Speaker 2: Give it?
Speaker 1: I can't. Literally, it's a ten kilo object.
Speaker 2: Okay, thick problem solving wet?
Speaker 1: What seeds should we try quickly? Yeah? She receives the
Speaker 1: vibe of the show changes.
Speaker 7: Don't know it.
Speaker 1: That's someone you've got access. That was very confronting. The
Speaker 1: lookie just gave me as I walked past links Africa.
Speaker 2: Why would I do that?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: You cheers?
Speaker 5: Warm those yours?
Speaker 2: Mate?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You've seen the eye of your rump.
Speaker 1: Pretty diabetic? That makes sense. There's a green juice like
Speaker 1: this position.
Speaker 2: The headphones aren't very loud.
Speaker 1: No, I've got very oversentive, like a bat, like a
Speaker 1: fruit bat.
Speaker 2: Do they have oversensitive ears?
Speaker 1: I think so? The super son Oh look that I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try your green juice? Here go on avocado when
Speaker 1: it's seville.
Speaker 2: No, no, as if it's look how thick that is? Okay?
Speaker 2: Does that come out of button by one?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Let's see if I can remember how to do this?
Speaker 2: What is this MTM show?
Speaker 4: Wall?
Speaker 1: Oh? This is the show that I do. That's there
Speaker 1: my sound effects for the show.
Speaker 2: I do it now?
Speaker 1: Well, where the auth make sure, wall I was on it. God,
Speaker 1: I thought this would be more productive.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 5: This is like when they do, we should never assume
Speaker 5: that we're going to be productive.
Speaker 1: This is undercover buss, you know. When the bus comes
Speaker 1: into work place. The head of Amazon, he's like, all right,
Speaker 1: let me work in the factory. He kills three people
Speaker 1: and he's.
Speaker 3: Got a wig on.
Speaker 8: Prosthetics, face burns and appealing off and he's like, my wife,
Speaker 8: jennaher is really sick.
Speaker 1: And all the workers like you are the CEO of
Speaker 1: this company. You're on the news every night, and.
Speaker 3: The workers are like, oh, we would never Hie.
Speaker 1: When he comes back the next week and he's like, Jamie,
Speaker 1: I heard your story. Pulls off the and they're like
Speaker 1: they know the whole time, I'm giving you and your
Speaker 1: family ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: And then they start crying and they're like, I thought
Speaker 3: I recognized humans.
Speaker 1: The induction that was last week?
Speaker 5: Oh god, hey, what is this doing on our sound
Speaker 5: effects board?
Speaker 1: Like sands through the glass?
Speaker 7: So are the days of our lives?
Speaker 2: Questions when were we going to use that? Why did
Speaker 2: you put that there just in case for next week?
Speaker 2: It's just there like it belongs. I've got this whole
Speaker 2: computer screen full of iGEM sound effects. They all look
Speaker 2: like they belong. Their coughing fit opener, generic bed podcast,
Speaker 2: red set, and then just the Days of Our Lives opener.
Speaker 2: Well made you think, ah, ship, we might need that.
Speaker 1: It's for next week. I don't want to reveal it.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding? Don't hook people in if it's bullshit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not coming next week. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to pretend.
Speaker 2: I think we've we've done too much. Okay, this segment,
Speaker 2: where does this come from? I think we need to
Speaker 2: wrap it. No, I like it, So it's a brief
Speaker 2: it's our secret segment at the end of the show.
Speaker 2: My fervent hope is that everyone tunes out when they
Speaker 2: think the show's over and don't actually look at the
Speaker 2: fact that the show has twenty minutes left because I
Speaker 2: don't want this. I don't want this to be the
Speaker 2: indicator that people get of what the show is.
Speaker 1: But that's not gonna happen. People are gonna see twenty
Speaker 1: minutes and I'm gonna listen, We're gonna you know what
Speaker 1: we should do. We should leave a like a like
Speaker 1: a thirty second silence after the main episode's finished, and
Speaker 1: then we'll just add as are you super fan?
Speaker 2: And then every week we should choose different causes to
Speaker 2: dedicate that thirty seconds of silence too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, what's this week?
Speaker 2: Rispca?
Speaker 1: Oh God, love them you and your twelve dead dogs.
Speaker 1: It's not funny that ever since mitchedooko, but no one
Speaker 1: is tweeting. They must hate the show. Now no one
Speaker 1: is tweeting, not one person. That's so sad.
Speaker 2: Do you want it back?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 5: Do you want it back?
Speaker 1: Trust me, the moment I get back there, the tweets
Speaker 1: will flood in.
Speaker 2: Of course, let's try come home so much loud on
Speaker 2: the mine, you're sabotaging met Mike.
Speaker 3: I'm on tweet deck at the moment. We've got zero
Speaker 3: so far. But let's just wait.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting back down there.
Speaker 2: Okay. So I hate to keep bringing it back to
Speaker 2: the fact that this is a podcast and not radio,
Speaker 2: but this is not live. That's why we don't have tweets.
Speaker 1: He's not wrong.
Speaker 2: We're not going to receive them as people are listening.
Speaker 2: Because that's been my God.
Speaker 8: I back my life, check.
Speaker 1: I love me. Also, my microwave food's ready.
Speaker 5: We need to go.
Speaker 2: He's getting carried away. The ad d Breeths has gone
Speaker 2: to your head. I'm not.
Speaker 1: Special. Guests, there is a ladies and gentlemen. Hi's me funny,
Speaker 1: says someone that's lovely throw menace poor thing. God. If
Speaker 1: we follow him, we'll be off their by next week.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for doing it for the very first
Speaker 2: episode of Is It just Me?
Speaker 1: You're not wrong, You're not wrong. You found one.
Speaker 5: Super Thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1: Everyone very quiet there. Thanks for joining us. It's been
Speaker 1: so much you've been in a very grumpy mood. Mitchell, No,
Speaker 1: I just don't like this part of the show. I
Speaker 1: think it's the best.
Speaker 6: So I agree with you.
Speaker 2: There, don't agree with you. So I think that. You know,
Speaker 2: when someone goes to the hair dresser for like a wedding,
Speaker 2: they get their hair really nicely done. They put in
Speaker 2: a lot of effort. It looks amazing. Yes, that's our show.
Speaker 2: We put in effort. This this section is like some
Speaker 2: fucking bird's nest looking shit with a rat tail knits
Speaker 2: like it's not good.
Speaker 1: This is our need to speak to the manager, that's
Speaker 1: what this is.
Speaker 2: Purple boil with gray twined in you know a word
Speaker 2: I haven't heard for years, streaks in relation to hair
Speaker 2: and not snapchat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you? Or foils.
Speaker 2: I just said boil, so I said street.
Speaker 5: I said foil before, didn't I someone listens to me anyway.
Speaker 2: We'll be back next week. Jenna's going to be doing
Speaker 2: which Mitch, which is where we find out how big
Speaker 2: your head is?
Speaker 1: Somehow it was pitched to me, Oh did we not?
Speaker 3: Did we not cover that off to tell me we didn't?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: I thought we did, but obviously or maybe he wasn't
Speaker 3: listening as always.
Speaker 5: He does that.
Speaker 2: Maybe is this going to be our clothes and music
Speaker 2: for the first show? I don't.
Speaker 1: I actually don't hate that at all.
Speaker 2: I've the rule of A to D brief is that
Speaker 2: we don't plan anything.
Speaker 1: So anything happens. Everyone say bye Mitch, goodbye, Jenna, bye, Hi.
Speaker 6: Hi hoi.
Speaker 2: Hoi?
Speaker 1: Is it just phase?
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