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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast that bite sized.

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Speaker 2: A woman in Brazil.

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Speaker 3: Thirty seven year old woman in Brazil has decided, or

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Speaker 3: did decide, rather than marrying a human, she would marry

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Speaker 3: a rag doll named Marchella. Sexy name, super sexy name,

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Speaker 3: not a super sexy rag doll.

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Speaker 2: I'll just flick you a picture there.

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Speaker 1: Of said sexy So it looks like a clown, Like

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Speaker 1: the face has been drawn on with a texter.

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Speaker 3: It's not even like, yeah, it's not a lifelike rag doll.

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Speaker 3: That was actually, by the way, a gift from her mum.

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Speaker 1: So how bad does a mom feel? Now?

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Speaker 2: There's so much weirdness here though.

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Speaker 3: What mum buys their thirty seven year old daughter a

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Speaker 3: life sized rag doll for their birthday.

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Speaker 2: That's weird enough.

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Speaker 3: And then it obviously gets weirder when she decides to

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Speaker 3: marry the rag doll and name it Marchello.

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Speaker 2: But this story just keeps giving Ash London because.

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Speaker 3: Then the woman, a few months after dating Marcello, she.

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Speaker 1: Felt pregnant, that's nice, and then gave birth.

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Speaker 3: She's She's literally said in an interview that the birth

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Speaker 3: was really great, it was painless.

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Speaker 4: It took mecause it was painless.

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Speaker 2: It took thirty five minutes. What a what a hell?

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Speaker 2: Long did your pregnancy? Berth take?

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Speaker 4: Um?

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Speaker 1: Well out of cesareans.

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Speaker 4: They wheeled me in and then wheeled me out about

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Speaker 4: an hour later.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you went an hour? So she half that

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Speaker 2: hard on her? I mean to give birth?

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Speaker 3: And what she actually let us in scrub?

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Speaker 2: Is she in a hospital?

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Speaker 1: They let her in a hospital and give her scrubb.

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Speaker 2: She couldn't be She couldn't be in a hospital.

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Speaker 3: But it looks it looks like she's in scrubs and

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Speaker 3: she's got the hairnet on, and then she's gone a

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Speaker 3: little baby.

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Speaker 1: The baby looks like Marcello. You can see the resemblance.

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Speaker 2: You know that daddy?

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Speaker 1: You know what is McGee? She's going to restaurants with

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Speaker 1: the baby and the husband.

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Speaker 2: Gorgeous perks.

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Speaker 1: Definitely, What would the perks be? Would he of marrying

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Speaker 1: a rag doll?

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Speaker 3: So if you go to dinner, for example, she wouldn't

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Speaker 3: be taking a bite of your dessert.

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Speaker 4: The only one I could think of is similar, wouldn't

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Speaker 4: eat your fries?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Perfect, Yeah, Because it's.

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Speaker 1: A rag doll, it's not a real person.

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Speaker 2: Will you go into a restaurant with your rag doll.

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Speaker 3: You order her the parmi and you get, you know,

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Speaker 3: you get a healthy salady about yourself, and then you

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Speaker 3: torched Marcello's parmi.

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Speaker 4: It's so the calories don't count if you don't order

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Speaker 4: it one hundred. At the start of this segment, I

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Speaker 4: thought this lady was crazy, but now I'm thinking maybe

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Speaker 4: she is onto something.

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Speaker 2: She's a visionary. She's a visionary, this woman from Brazil.

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Speaker 3: So I've never said her name, but it's Marius.

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Speaker 1: That's nice.

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Speaker 4: If you were going to marry any inanimate objects, good

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Speaker 4: for you.

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Speaker 2: I love that question. I love that question.

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Speaker 3: So any object that I can marry, any object, pregnancy pillow?

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Speaker 1: Okay, to talk to me about what.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So mim recently gone a pregnancy pillow.

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Speaker 2: She is pregnant. You've obviously if you have a.

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Speaker 1: Pregnancy billow, fourteen of them.

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Speaker 4: I was just it was me and a mountain of

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Speaker 4: pregnancy pillows, and my husband is grated on the edge

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Speaker 4: of the bed.

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Speaker 2: Hanging on for dealer.

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Speaker 3: I hope my fiance can't hear this, but snuggling with

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Speaker 3: a pregnancy pillow is better than snuggling with any human

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Speaker 3: it's just.

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Speaker 1: You can wrap the leg around, yes, and.

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Speaker 2: It hooks in the right area in between your legs.

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Speaker 3: I love when she has to get ready for work

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Speaker 3: in the morning and she leaves me in bed with

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Speaker 3: that pregnancy fill.

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Speaker 2: I mean that is when the morning starts for me.

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Speaker 2: Oh my, I love the question. Ash.

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Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number if you

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Speaker 3: had to marry an object?

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Speaker 2: What objects would you marry?

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Speaker 4: And it doesn't have to be weird sexual It can

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Speaker 4: be weird sexual stuff if you want to, but for

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Speaker 4: me it would be you're a theogun is oh yeah,

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Speaker 4: massagey thing. I got a theorragun for my birthday and

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Speaker 4: it is hands down the best thing I own. After

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Speaker 4: a long day, when your partner can't be bothered giving

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Speaker 4: you a massage, you just get that theoro gun in there.

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Speaker 1: I would marry my theorra gun in a second.

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Speaker 2: So that's an example of a sexual one right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. It also vibrates very quickly.

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Speaker 2: What object would you like to marry? No judgment, No judgment.

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Speaker 3: This is the story that just keeps giving. Thirteen one

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Speaker 3: six five, by the way, is our number. If there's

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Speaker 3: an object that you would want to marry. Or maybe

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Speaker 3: maybe let's not get too sick about it, like hypothetically,

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Speaker 3: if you had to marry, if you.

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Speaker 4: Have to gun to your head, Yes, you've got to

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Speaker 4: choose something to marry.

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Speaker 1: What's it going to be.

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Speaker 4: You've chosen your wife's pregnancy, your partner's pregnancy pillow.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I have absolutely chosen the.

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Speaker 4: Thera gun, which is a mass which if I call

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Speaker 4: it a massage, it sounds like it's It's not a

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Speaker 4: sex story.

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Speaker 1: It's an expensive athlete thing. I'm not an athlete. I

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Speaker 1: just love a background.

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Speaker 2: Yes you do, Yes, you do a.

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Speaker 1: Farragun to go to town on ourselves. That is what

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Speaker 1: your tone of voices.

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Speaker 2: It was a bit of that chat during the song.

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Speaker 2: There was a little bit of that chatter in the song.

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Speaker 2: It's not like now.

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Speaker 3: The reason we're talking about this though, not because of

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Speaker 3: Ash's relationship with her they gun. It's because this woman

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Speaker 3: in Brazil, thirty seven year old woman called Maria Vonnair

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Speaker 3: married a rag doll called Marcello, and then after a

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Speaker 3: few months of dating or being married, they gave birth

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Speaker 3: to a beautiful little baby rag.

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Speaker 2: Doll, which I just find awesome. So and the ray.

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Speaker 4: Dog looks just like his dad. Yes, it's almost like

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Speaker 4: she drew on both of the faces.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Erin here on thirty one oh sixty five. Erin,

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Speaker 3: What object would you want to marry my vacuum?

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Speaker 4: It's a life state of Oh my gosh, that was

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Speaker 4: my first thought.

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Speaker 1: I wrote here, Dyson stick.

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Speaker 4: Vacuum cleaner V ten baby girl, tell me about Tell

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Speaker 4: me what it is about the old Dyson that just

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Speaker 4: makes you want to commit your life to it.

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Speaker 3: It just makes my life about thirty million times easier.

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Speaker 3: I have a one year old daughter and she disposed everywhere. Yeah, Aaron,

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Speaker 3: have you seen the movie Scary Movie?

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Speaker 4: Yes? I have.

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Speaker 3: You know that scene where he's like, don't interrupt me

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Speaker 3: when I'm cleaning my room and comes out with a

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Speaker 3: vacuum cleaner.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's just leave that there.

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Speaker 4: Is it Stewie's and his name Stewey Stewie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Ah?

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Speaker 2: Catherine, Well, what object would you like to marry?

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Speaker 4: Katherine the mum, the one and only soda streams?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yes, yes, yes, loved and bubbles.

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Speaker 2: So what would that bring to the relationship? Catherine?

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Speaker 4: So much more guests and natural and orphins than my

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Speaker 4: husband than what my husband can give me.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, you want more guests than your husband.

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Speaker 1: I think that's where she was going.

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Speaker 2: No one wants more guests.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 1: Are you're done with that?

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