WEBVTT - FULLSHOW! The girls make a feature on Mitches dating profile 😎

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<v Speaker 1>Laura and come on there. Oho Friday's here t g

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<v Speaker 1>I F vibes. You know he's feeling the vibes. Laura

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<v Speaker 1>Burney just walked in here. Clearly there. The economy shortages

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<v Speaker 1>have really hit Laura hard because she's got a gravy

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<v Speaker 1>boat filled with water that she's using as a glass.

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<v Speaker 2>She's drinking out of a gravy boat.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, do you know this has got nothing to

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<v Speaker 3>do with me. This is the fact that there's no

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<v Speaker 3>cups or anything or bottles of water in the studio.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we're really should we reconsider this?

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<v Speaker 4>We're really out in our employer here. There is.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no water in this studio. I'm literally drinking out

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<v Speaker 3>of the tiniest little it's like a little tea cup.

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<v Speaker 3>And they do have a gravy boat. Laura walked in.

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<v Speaker 1>She was sipping a gravy butter and got some grave

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<v Speaker 1>box in there. Your sugar levels levels are lower.

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<v Speaker 3>That she's going to put it in her handbag as

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<v Speaker 3>well'll take it home.

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<v Speaker 2>It's royal Dalton, she'll steal that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, it's been a hard year for everybody, so I'll

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<v Speaker 3>pop this on in my handbag right now. No, Look,

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<v Speaker 3>I have something. I've got some information for you that

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<v Speaker 3>I think is going to change your life. No, I

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<v Speaker 3>know that you're really against farting in front of your partner, Ben.

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<v Speaker 3>We've spoken about it on the show before. Brittany is

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<v Speaker 3>really against the very natural, bodily function of a fart,

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<v Speaker 3>and I have some hard evidence as to why you

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<v Speaker 3>should never hold one in. Oh, I can't wait for this.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll change your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna let it out next Yeah, I'm gonna release

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<v Speaker 1>release next show. All right, gassing it up after this,

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<v Speaker 4>You guys won't remember last week. I think it was

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<v Speaker 4>we were talking about non sea curious things you keep

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<v Speaker 4>from your partner, like harmless secrets. Right, you know, a

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<v Speaker 4>little white lie that's okay to tell.

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<v Speaker 3>We've all got them. I don't care who you are.

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<v Speaker 4>Like people that say they don't fight, you do fart

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<v Speaker 4>you do keep secrets from your partner. My partner, Ben

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<v Speaker 4>lives overseas, and it means it's quite easy to keep

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<v Speaker 4>things from him, for.

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<v Speaker 3>It lies to him more on a technicality, because you

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<v Speaker 3>can innocent innocent things.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, I was telling you guys about what I keep

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<v Speaker 4>from Ben, and that is that I pretend that I

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<v Speaker 4>cook more than I do.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, because I'm a terrible cook.

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<v Speaker 3>He's an athlete.

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<v Speaker 4>He always wants me to be eating well and vegetables,

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<v Speaker 4>and I can never be bothered.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm always eting Coco pops. This is what I had

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<v Speaker 3>to say. So I often will just like sit.

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<v Speaker 4>Down with my bowl of Coca Pubs and I'll just

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<v Speaker 4>find like a picture online of Hallo fresh of a

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<v Speaker 4>meal and I'll send it to him. So I don't

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<v Speaker 4>realize that Ben listens to the Pickup, So he all

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<v Speaker 4>the way from Scotland. He tunes into the podcast version

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<v Speaker 4>that we drop on the weekend. We put it in

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<v Speaker 4>the Pickup and we put all the highlights. I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>even think about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, he listens every week to the catch up show.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently it's dedication.

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's actually quite lovely, that's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 4>So he heard he heard what I do, and a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of nights ago, he was like, where'd you have

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<v Speaker 4>the dinners in it?

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<v Speaker 3>And I told him and he's like, how did you say?

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<v Speaker 3>How did you cook it? Fully trying to catch me out,

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<v Speaker 3>So I sent him a picture and he's like, you're

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<v Speaker 3>a liar.

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<v Speaker 4>He's like, you've already sent me that picture. I sent

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<v Speaker 4>him a double up picture, literally, send me a picture.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm send him like you've already said a month ago.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, and I got my back up

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<v Speaker 4>about it. I was like, I would never lie to you.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't gasps. I was like, I can't believe you'd

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<v Speaker 4>call me a liar, ben, And he's, dare even if

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<v Speaker 4>you are?

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<v Speaker 2>Like my job?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? And how yeah? I know I would be. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>double down as well healthy.

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<v Speaker 4>So I doubled down and we ended up having it

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<v Speaker 4>out and he's like, I heard you.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe this was a test. And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>so you're testing me now.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, I had to make a promise to him that

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<v Speaker 4>I would no longer have Coca Pops for dinner or

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<v Speaker 4>night because it isn't healthy, and I would eat vegetables.

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<v Speaker 3>How's that going? Instant karma.

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<v Speaker 4>Two nights later been last night, I was like, I

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<v Speaker 4>just won't tell him, but I'm gonna have Coco Pops

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<v Speaker 4>for dinner again. Anyway, the soy milk that I had

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<v Speaker 4>was completely off and I spent the whole night on

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<v Speaker 4>the toilet both ends.

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<v Speaker 3>He did that to you, Ben was like, I know

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<v Speaker 3>you're lying to me, and somehow through his smarty little

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<v Speaker 3>Scottish senses, he made you go off.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I think this is the moral of the story,

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<v Speaker 4>right You can't lie to your partner.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I think you can.

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<v Speaker 1>Last week Laura britt was going, it's okay to light

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<v Speaker 1>to your partner.

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<v Speaker 2>Now she has one sip of sour soy milk and

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<v Speaker 2>he's going, never.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm cheating on the vegetables with the Coca Pops. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not cheating it, okay. I want to know how Ben

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<v Speaker 3>feels knowing that you said on national radio within Australia

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<v Speaker 3>that it's okay to light to your partner even if

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<v Speaker 3>it is white light. Like what was his take on

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<v Speaker 3>the whole thing? Apart being the food? That's the pickup.

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<v Speaker 1>And Brittain band are no longer together all right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Next on the show, I Am I'm a single boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in my dating era and I'm starting to go

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<v Speaker 1>back on dates and I've just got back on the apps.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing. They've changed so much since I've been single.

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<v Speaker 1>I was in a relationship for five years. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>whole new world. But there is a way that I

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<v Speaker 1>think I can incorporate the two of you, Britain Laura

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<v Speaker 1>into my dating profile.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't du.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no no, it's not not in that regard. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>something you can do on the show and we'll do

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<v Speaker 1>it next here at the pickup. It's the pick Up

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<v Speaker 1>right around Australia with Britt, Laura and Mitch. Welcome everyone. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, we're here for Chemists Warehouse heading today.

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<v Speaker 2>Grete Savings every day.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I've told you girls this, but

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<v Speaker 1>I am recently single. I'm a single boy. Yeah we know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been twelve years. I'm recently single and I am

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<v Speaker 1>back on the apps.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh exciting. Well we're doing which are absou you using

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<v Speaker 3>at the moment?

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<v Speaker 1>Not only on Hinge, I've heard hinges of the app

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<v Speaker 1>to go on. It's the nice one, it's the fun one,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the chill I.

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<v Speaker 3>Think it's a bit more serious. I think people actually

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<v Speaker 3>looking for relationships on them exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's why I like it. And also this was

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<v Speaker 1>at the at the support of my therapist. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to go on, but she was like, go on

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<v Speaker 1>the apps, get some attention, get some ass.

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<v Speaker 3>About this therapist. That is such a wild yeah recommendation,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, to get over it if you get under it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly what she said.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if your therapy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the process and I was going through Hinge

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<v Speaker 1>and I haven't been on these apps in five years,

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<v Speaker 1>so a lot has changed. What I didn't know is

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<v Speaker 1>that on Hinge there is an option to upload photos.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there usually is a bio, your job description, my

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<v Speaker 1>star sign, all the usual dating bits.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you give all of the truth? Are you like

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<v Speaker 3>I am Mitch Chury from the pickup?

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<v Speaker 4>Like?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you give all the parts of your persona so

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<v Speaker 3>people can easily figure out who you are? Surely that's

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<v Speaker 3>your flex No, no, no, no, it.

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<v Speaker 2>Says Mitch Chury radio present presenter. That's all it says.

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<v Speaker 3>Stop it.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the truth?

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<v Speaker 3>True?

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<v Speaker 2>I've been doing it for almost ten years.

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<v Speaker 4>And then is every photo have you just picked out

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<v Speaker 4>every famous person you've got like you with reader or.

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<v Speaker 2>From the first photo is you and the three of

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<v Speaker 2>us are the logis that's my first.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh mit, that's very cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason I asked I need you is because they

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<v Speaker 1>now offer audio messages to be played on your profile,

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<v Speaker 1>so when someone clicks on you, they match with you,

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<v Speaker 1>they will potentially match with you. It comes up with

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<v Speaker 1>the option to listen to a voice message and they

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<v Speaker 1>give you prompts, prompts to answer questions with your own voice,

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<v Speaker 1>so it can be a boundary of mine, is a

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<v Speaker 1>daily essential, my favorite color? And I can go through

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<v Speaker 1>an answer with my voice.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>However, one of the options is a friends honest review

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<v Speaker 1>of me, and you give your phone to a friend

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<v Speaker 1>and then they review you, so when people are looking

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<v Speaker 1>at dating you, they can hear what your friends think

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<v Speaker 1>of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Britt, I feel like we could give Mitch the

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<v Speaker 3>most honest of reviews.

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<v Speaker 4>What's funny because usually if you're going to if you're

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<v Speaker 4>going to put a friend's review on your page, obviously

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<v Speaker 4>you know it's going to be good, right, Otherwise you're

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<v Speaker 4>not going to put it on.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, It's like when you get a reference from a

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<v Speaker 3>job application to get a good one, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing is, I also want people to love.

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<v Speaker 1>I like to take the mickey out of myself. So

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind if you take the mickey out of myself,

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<v Speaker 1>because then I'll match with someone that actually is capable

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<v Speaker 1>of doing that to me.

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<v Speaker 3>You, Mitch, want Laura and I to leave your review? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>a glowing reference.

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<v Speaker 1>I have an honest, real raw review from two of

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<v Speaker 1>my closest friends and co workers.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't think we overthink it. Let's just go.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's just let the wait wait, pressa press re card.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so nice, be nice?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So the prompt is geed my net worth? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>want to put that in there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Sure? What is it? Just that we know it's

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<v Speaker 3>about twenty five six?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, go for it makes you say who you are

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<v Speaker 2>because you guys are very famous.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, Hello and welcome to Mitch's dating profile.

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<v Speaker 4>This is Laura and I'm Brittany, and we are Mitch's

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<v Speaker 4>closest friends from the pick Up National Radio show, here

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<v Speaker 4>to give you a review. First up, Mitch has an

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<v Speaker 4>absolutely great sense of humor, but often lasting himself too much,

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<v Speaker 4>which I think takes away from the joke.

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<v Speaker 3>He has a fantastic jaw line, but you better be

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<v Speaker 3>into walking because this man does love a hot girl

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<v Speaker 3>walk and he pretty much walks all the time, every

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<v Speaker 3>day without stopping, even when he's sleeping.

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<v Speaker 4>Mitch has a lot of potential, which I'm sure we

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<v Speaker 4>will fully see once he actually.

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<v Speaker 3>Moves out of home. But the fact that he does

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<v Speaker 3>live at home means he's the perfect person to take

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<v Speaker 3>home to meet your parents because he's very good with

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<v Speaker 3>them since he spends so much time with his own.

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<v Speaker 4>Mitch is a chameleon. He can either have a soft,

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<v Speaker 4>cute baby face or grow some sexy stubble.

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<v Speaker 3>The choice is yours. Oh and I also want to

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<v Speaker 3>say Mitch is aging backwards. He has the jaw line

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<v Speaker 3>of a god. If I was a man, I would

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<v Speaker 3>date Mitch. If I was a man, I would probably

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<v Speaker 3>date Mitch, but I mostly might date my husband once

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<v Speaker 3>he moves out home.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's about me.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, now, he's very good. Give him a go, love

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<v Speaker 3>bruttin Laura.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let me go. I don't know how is that

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<v Speaker 2>it didn't get me going, but I hope someone out there.

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon you upload that voice message, go away for

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<v Speaker 4>a few weeks, do some dating and report back and

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<v Speaker 4>let us know how.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I can do that, and if it's not going well,

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<v Speaker 3>I recommend to leading the voicemail message, keep it on.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a baby face that was off.

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<v Speaker 3>Chameleon. You can be baby, you couldn't be baby, or

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<v Speaker 3>you can be sexy.

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<v Speaker 2>St double.

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<v Speaker 3>Shows baby face. No when he shaves his stumble look

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<v Speaker 3>at that, though, I would now give us now give

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<v Speaker 3>us sexy double sexy.

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<v Speaker 2>S double far.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll report back. I'll let you know how my

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<v Speaker 1>my dating goes. Guys, thanks to you, hopefully all right

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<v Speaker 1>back after this on the pick up. It is the

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<v Speaker 1>pick up with Britt, Laura and Mitch here thanks to

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<v Speaker 1>chemist Warehouse rush in for half priced vitamins and cosmetics

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<v Speaker 3>Now this is especially for you because the other week

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<v Speaker 3>we spoke about how you are so offended by the

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<v Speaker 3>natural bodily function of farting.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, no, I'm adverse to people farting on me

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<v Speaker 4>or in my presence.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, so you will not let your boyfriend Ben

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<v Speaker 3>fight on me, no far, sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>On you as you asking, because remember Laura I was

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<v Speaker 4>talking about her husband Matty Jay sometimes fights on her

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<v Speaker 4>for fun, and I was like, he better come.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, yeah, I know. Look, I mean matt

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<v Speaker 3>is very handsome. I can fight anywhere near me. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't mind. No he We are just a couple who

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<v Speaker 3>don't mind if somebody needs to do a fart in

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<v Speaker 3>the house. They can fart in the house. They can

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<v Speaker 3>fart in the same room. We don't do it on purpose.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not something that we get off on. We just

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<v Speaker 3>aren't opposed to it. Yeah, we just have a giggle.

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>The kids all think it's funny too. Britt you have

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<v Speaker 3>you are very much of the opinion that if you're

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<v Speaker 3>in a relationship, you shouldn't far in front of your partner.

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<v Speaker 3>It's something that is sacred. You should do it in

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<v Speaker 3>a different room, go away, fart on your own.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, it's disgusting, it's disrespectful, and it's a turn off.

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<v Speaker 3>When we turned off by my part right, like a

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<v Speaker 3>Buddhist monk, I have some in a monastery. I did

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<v Speaker 3>some medical reasons the backup, why maybe you should be

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit more live with your farting brit there's

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<v Speaker 3>nothing you're gonna tell me. There's gonna let someone fart

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<v Speaker 3>on me. So yeah, I just need to understand is

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<v Speaker 3>at first, if you don't have the option to go

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<v Speaker 3>into another room, just say you're locked together, locked in leave,

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<v Speaker 3>you're in a lift for example, you're oh, you're stuck somewhere.

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<v Speaker 3>You're in a cinema, you can't get out. You've been

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<v Speaker 3>to the toilet already. What if you're fluffing all the time,

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<v Speaker 3>where are you gonna go? You have to Your only

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<v Speaker 3>choice is to fart next to them or hold onto it?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you do?

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<v Speaker 4>It's not this is a ridiculous game. There is no

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<v Speaker 4>world unless you have been kidnapped, locked in a basement

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<v Speaker 4>with someone and fed curry for dinner, that.

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<v Speaker 3>This would ever happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you going with this, Laura?

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<v Speaker 3>I just need an answer. Would you hold onto it

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<v Speaker 3>or would you let it out? Not hold onto it? Okay? Well,

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<v Speaker 3>look doctor Karen Raj who is a TikTok doctor. But

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<v Speaker 3>you know what he knows what he's talking about. He's

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<v Speaker 3>a doctor on TikTok. He has some feelings about why

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<v Speaker 3>we should not hold onto farts and how it is

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<v Speaker 3>terrible for your health. He has this to say.

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<v Speaker 5>People fourteen times a day. The more the merry. If

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<v Speaker 5>someone tells you they don't fight, they're lying and you

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<v Speaker 5>should discern them immediately, or they've got a bowel obstruction,

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<v Speaker 5>which is a mental emergency. If you hold in a

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<v Speaker 5>fight too long, it can be reabsorbed into your blood

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<v Speaker 5>circulation and breed that when you exhale.

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<v Speaker 3>If you hold on to a fight for too long

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<v Speaker 3>and then the urge goes away, it's because it has

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<v Speaker 3>been reabsorbed into your bloodstream and out your mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>Rreckton, doctor Curran from TikTok got his thing out of

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<v Speaker 4>any machine hold on.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's telling us that we need to disown you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you stand up and breathe into Laura's mouth because

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<v Speaker 1>he says it's can you stand up breath?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you? No thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>But guys like, I'm not saying I don't far and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not saying no, everyone farts. You don't fight on

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<v Speaker 4>someone for fun, for jokes and ships and giggles, and

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<v Speaker 4>you leave.

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<v Speaker 3>The room and show a little bit of respect. That's

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm saying. There's no time you can ever not

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<v Speaker 3>leave a room to drop one off. Can I tell

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<v Speaker 3>you this though, the average person farts enough every day

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<v Speaker 3>that it would fill half a balloon. Isn't that so interesting?

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine walking around with a whole birthday party full of

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<v Speaker 3>balloons and five.

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<v Speaker 4>Laura, it'd be really great if you tested that out

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<v Speaker 4>for content things, and I'll bring it in and then

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<v Speaker 4>you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Can pop it.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyone got a twenty first coming up, We'll get two

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<v Speaker 1>of those silver two one balloons and we'll see if

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<v Speaker 1>Laura and I between the tours can fill them to

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<v Speaker 1>the breath.

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<v Speaker 3>You're all disgusting, Britt.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna get your blood test and see if you've

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<v Speaker 2>got fart in your blood. But I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't ever let Fluffy off the chain ever. Ever, Well,

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<v Speaker 3>apparently only one percent, only one percent of the farts

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<v Speaker 3>that you do in a day actually smell.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, so there you go, there you go. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know about you, Britt.

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<v Speaker 3>Your's probably worse than that. I'm a unicorn.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, that's us done, and you can podcast the

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<v Speaker 1>show on iHeart. Just search the pick up pretty self explanatory,

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<v Speaker 1>and you'll get all of us and you can catch

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<v Speaker 1>up and well, what are you standing by Die tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 1>Babbee