Speaker 1: Laura and come on there. Oho Friday's here t g
Speaker 1: I F vibes. You know he's feeling the vibes. Laura
Speaker 1: Burney just walked in here. Clearly there. The economy shortages
Speaker 1: have really hit Laura hard because she's got a gravy
Speaker 1: boat filled with water that she's using as a glass.
Speaker 2: She's drinking out of a gravy boat.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, do you know this has got nothing to
Speaker 3: do with me. This is the fact that there's no
Speaker 3: cups or anything or bottles of water in the studio.
Speaker 3: I think we're really should we reconsider this?
Speaker 4: We're really out in our employer here. There is.
Speaker 3: There's no water in this studio. I'm literally drinking out
Speaker 3: of the tiniest little it's like a little tea cup.
Speaker 3: And they do have a gravy boat. Laura walked in.
Speaker 1: She was sipping a gravy butter and got some grave
Speaker 1: box in there. Your sugar levels levels are lower.
Speaker 3: That she's going to put it in her handbag as
Speaker 3: well'll take it home.
Speaker 2: It's royal Dalton, she'll steal that.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: Look, it's been a hard year for everybody, so I'll
Speaker 3: pop this on in my handbag right now. No, Look,
Speaker 3: I have something. I've got some information for you that
Speaker 3: I think is going to change your life. No, I
Speaker 3: know that you're really against farting in front of your partner, Ben.
Speaker 3: We've spoken about it on the show before. Brittany is
Speaker 3: really against the very natural, bodily function of a fart,
Speaker 3: and I have some hard evidence as to why you
Speaker 3: should never hold one in. Oh, I can't wait for this.
Speaker 3: I'll change your mind.
Speaker 1: You're gonna let it out next Yeah, I'm gonna release
Speaker 1: release next show. All right, gassing it up after this,
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Speaker 4: You guys won't remember last week. I think it was
Speaker 4: we were talking about non sea curious things you keep
Speaker 4: from your partner, like harmless secrets. Right, you know, a
Speaker 4: little white lie that's okay to tell.
Speaker 3: We've all got them. I don't care who you are.
Speaker 4: Like people that say they don't fight, you do fart
Speaker 4: you do keep secrets from your partner. My partner, Ben
Speaker 4: lives overseas, and it means it's quite easy to keep
Speaker 4: things from him, for.
Speaker 3: It lies to him more on a technicality, because you
Speaker 3: can innocent innocent things.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I was telling you guys about what I keep
Speaker 4: from Ben, and that is that I pretend that I
Speaker 4: cook more than I do.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because I'm a terrible cook.
Speaker 3: He's an athlete.
Speaker 4: He always wants me to be eating well and vegetables,
Speaker 4: and I can never be bothered.
Speaker 3: I'm always eting Coco pops. This is what I had
Speaker 3: to say. So I often will just like sit.
Speaker 4: Down with my bowl of Coca Pubs and I'll just
Speaker 4: find like a picture online of Hallo fresh of a
Speaker 4: meal and I'll send it to him. So I don't
Speaker 4: realize that Ben listens to the Pickup, So he all
Speaker 4: the way from Scotland. He tunes into the podcast version
Speaker 4: that we drop on the weekend. We put it in
Speaker 4: the Pickup and we put all the highlights. I didn't
Speaker 4: even think about it.
Speaker 3: Wait, he listens every week to the catch up show.
Speaker 3: Apparently it's dedication.
Speaker 2: Because that's actually quite lovely, that's beautiful.
Speaker 4: So he heard he heard what I do, and a
Speaker 4: couple of nights ago, he was like, where'd you have
Speaker 4: the dinners in it?
Speaker 3: And I told him and he's like, how did you say?
Speaker 3: How did you cook it? Fully trying to catch me out,
Speaker 3: So I sent him a picture and he's like, you're
Speaker 3: a liar.
Speaker 4: He's like, you've already sent me that picture. I sent
Speaker 4: him a double up picture, literally, send me a picture.
Speaker 4: I'm send him like you've already said a month ago.
Speaker 4: And I was like, and I got my back up
Speaker 4: about it. I was like, I would never lie to you.
Speaker 4: I can't gasps. I was like, I can't believe you'd
Speaker 4: call me a liar, ben, And he's, dare even if
Speaker 4: you are?
Speaker 2: Like my job?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And how yeah? I know I would be. I'll
Speaker 3: double down as well healthy.
Speaker 4: So I doubled down and we ended up having it
Speaker 4: out and he's like, I heard you.
Speaker 3: I can't believe this was a test. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: so you're testing me now.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I had to make a promise to him that
Speaker 4: I would no longer have Coca Pops for dinner or
Speaker 4: night because it isn't healthy, and I would eat vegetables.
Speaker 3: How's that going? Instant karma.
Speaker 4: Two nights later been last night, I was like, I
Speaker 4: just won't tell him, but I'm gonna have Coco Pops
Speaker 4: for dinner again. Anyway, the soy milk that I had
Speaker 4: was completely off and I spent the whole night on
Speaker 4: the toilet both ends.
Speaker 3: He did that to you, Ben was like, I know
Speaker 3: you're lying to me, and somehow through his smarty little
Speaker 3: Scottish senses, he made you go off.
Speaker 4: Well, I think this is the moral of the story,
Speaker 4: right You can't lie to your partner.
Speaker 3: Oh I think you can.
Speaker 1: Last week Laura britt was going, it's okay to light
Speaker 1: to your partner.
Speaker 2: Now she has one sip of sour soy milk and
Speaker 2: he's going, never.
Speaker 3: I'm cheating on the vegetables with the Coca Pops. I'm
Speaker 3: not cheating it, okay. I want to know how Ben
Speaker 3: feels knowing that you said on national radio within Australia
Speaker 3: that it's okay to light to your partner even if
Speaker 3: it is white light. Like what was his take on
Speaker 3: the whole thing? Apart being the food? That's the pickup.
Speaker 1: And Brittain band are no longer together all right now?
Speaker 1: Next on the show, I Am I'm a single boy.
Speaker 1: I'm in my dating era and I'm starting to go
Speaker 1: back on dates and I've just got back on the apps.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. They've changed so much since I've been single.
Speaker 1: I was in a relationship for five years. It's a
Speaker 1: whole new world. But there is a way that I
Speaker 1: think I can incorporate the two of you, Britain Laura
Speaker 1: into my dating profile.
Speaker 3: Don't du.
Speaker 1: No, no no, it's not not in that regard. It's it's
Speaker 1: something you can do on the show and we'll do
Speaker 1: it next here at the pickup. It's the pick Up
Speaker 1: right around Australia with Britt, Laura and Mitch. Welcome everyone. Hi,
Speaker 1: by the way, we're here for Chemists Warehouse heading today.
Speaker 2: Grete Savings every day.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've told you girls this, but
Speaker 1: I am recently single. I'm a single boy. Yeah we know,
Speaker 1: it's been twelve years. I'm recently single and I am
Speaker 1: back on the apps.
Speaker 3: Oh exciting. Well we're doing which are absou you using
Speaker 3: at the moment?
Speaker 1: Not only on Hinge, I've heard hinges of the app
Speaker 1: to go on. It's the nice one, it's the fun one,
Speaker 1: it's the chill I.
Speaker 3: Think it's a bit more serious. I think people actually
Speaker 3: looking for relationships on them exactly.
Speaker 1: So that's why I like it. And also this was
Speaker 1: at the at the support of my therapist. I don't
Speaker 1: want to go on, but she was like, go on
Speaker 1: the apps, get some attention, get some ass.
Speaker 3: About this therapist. That is such a wild yeah recommendation,
Speaker 3: you know, to get over it if you get under it.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what she said.
Speaker 3: I don't know if your therapy.
Speaker 1: I'm in the process and I was going through Hinge
Speaker 1: and I haven't been on these apps in five years,
Speaker 1: so a lot has changed. What I didn't know is
Speaker 1: that on Hinge there is an option to upload photos.
Speaker 1: Is there usually is a bio, your job description, my
Speaker 1: star sign, all the usual dating bits.
Speaker 3: Do you give all of the truth? Are you like
Speaker 3: I am Mitch Chury from the pickup?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: Do you give all the parts of your persona so
Speaker 3: people can easily figure out who you are? Surely that's
Speaker 3: your flex No, no, no, no, it.
Speaker 2: Says Mitch Chury radio present presenter. That's all it says.
Speaker 3: Stop it.
Speaker 2: What's the truth?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 2: I've been doing it for almost ten years.
Speaker 4: And then is every photo have you just picked out
Speaker 4: every famous person you've got like you with reader or.
Speaker 2: From the first photo is you and the three of
Speaker 2: us are the logis that's my first.
Speaker 3: Oh mit, that's very cute.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: The reason I asked I need you is because they
Speaker 1: now offer audio messages to be played on your profile,
Speaker 1: so when someone clicks on you, they match with you,
Speaker 1: they will potentially match with you. It comes up with
Speaker 1: the option to listen to a voice message and they
Speaker 1: give you prompts, prompts to answer questions with your own voice,
Speaker 1: so it can be a boundary of mine, is a
Speaker 1: daily essential, my favorite color? And I can go through
Speaker 1: an answer with my voice.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: However, one of the options is a friends honest review
Speaker 1: of me, and you give your phone to a friend
Speaker 1: and then they review you, so when people are looking
Speaker 1: at dating you, they can hear what your friends think
Speaker 1: of you.
Speaker 3: Oh, Britt, I feel like we could give Mitch the
Speaker 3: most honest of reviews.
Speaker 4: What's funny because usually if you're going to if you're
Speaker 4: going to put a friend's review on your page, obviously
Speaker 4: you know it's going to be good, right, Otherwise you're
Speaker 4: not going to put it on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, It's like when you get a reference from a
Speaker 3: job application to get a good one, you know.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, I also want people to love.
Speaker 1: I like to take the mickey out of myself. So
Speaker 1: I don't mind if you take the mickey out of myself,
Speaker 1: because then I'll match with someone that actually is capable
Speaker 1: of doing that to me.
Speaker 3: You, Mitch, want Laura and I to leave your review? Yeah,
Speaker 3: a glowing reference.
Speaker 1: I have an honest, real raw review from two of
Speaker 1: my closest friends and co workers.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think we overthink it. Let's just go.
Speaker 3: Let's just let the wait wait, pressa press re card.
Speaker 2: Okay, so nice, be nice?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: So the prompt is geed my net worth? Do you
Speaker 2: want to put that in there?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sure? What is it? Just that we know it's
Speaker 3: about twenty five six?
Speaker 2: Okay, go for it makes you say who you are
Speaker 2: because you guys are very famous.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, Hello and welcome to Mitch's dating profile.
Speaker 4: This is Laura and I'm Brittany, and we are Mitch's
Speaker 4: closest friends from the pick Up National Radio show, here
Speaker 4: to give you a review. First up, Mitch has an
Speaker 4: absolutely great sense of humor, but often lasting himself too much,
Speaker 4: which I think takes away from the joke.
Speaker 3: He has a fantastic jaw line, but you better be
Speaker 3: into walking because this man does love a hot girl
Speaker 3: walk and he pretty much walks all the time, every
Speaker 3: day without stopping, even when he's sleeping.
Speaker 4: Mitch has a lot of potential, which I'm sure we
Speaker 4: will fully see once he actually.
Speaker 3: Moves out of home. But the fact that he does
Speaker 3: live at home means he's the perfect person to take
Speaker 3: home to meet your parents because he's very good with
Speaker 3: them since he spends so much time with his own.
Speaker 4: Mitch is a chameleon. He can either have a soft,
Speaker 4: cute baby face or grow some sexy stubble.
Speaker 3: The choice is yours. Oh and I also want to
Speaker 3: say Mitch is aging backwards. He has the jaw line
Speaker 3: of a god. If I was a man, I would
Speaker 3: date Mitch. If I was a man, I would probably
Speaker 3: date Mitch, but I mostly might date my husband once
Speaker 3: he moves out home.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's about me.
Speaker 3: Sorry, now, he's very good. Give him a go, love
Speaker 3: bruttin Laura.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me go. I don't know how is that
Speaker 2: it didn't get me going, but I hope someone out there.
Speaker 4: I reckon you upload that voice message, go away for
Speaker 4: a few weeks, do some dating and report back and
Speaker 4: let us know how.
Speaker 3: Okay, I can do that, and if it's not going well,
Speaker 3: I recommend to leading the voicemail message, keep it on.
Speaker 2: There's a baby face that was off.
Speaker 3: Chameleon. You can be baby, you couldn't be baby, or
Speaker 3: you can be sexy.
Speaker 2: St double.
Speaker 3: Shows baby face. No when he shaves his stumble look
Speaker 3: at that, though, I would now give us now give
Speaker 3: us sexy double sexy.
Speaker 2: S double far.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll report back. I'll let you know how my
Speaker 1: my dating goes. Guys, thanks to you, hopefully all right
Speaker 1: back after this on the pick up. It is the
Speaker 1: pick up with Britt, Laura and Mitch here thanks to
Speaker 1: chemist Warehouse rush in for half priced vitamins and cosmetics
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Speaker 3: Now this is especially for you because the other week
Speaker 3: we spoke about how you are so offended by the
Speaker 3: natural bodily function of farting.
Speaker 4: Oh god, no, I'm adverse to people farting on me
Speaker 4: or in my presence.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, so you will not let your boyfriend Ben
Speaker 3: fight on me, no far, sorry.
Speaker 4: On you as you asking, because remember Laura I was
Speaker 4: talking about her husband Matty Jay sometimes fights on her
Speaker 4: for fun, and I was like, he better come.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, yeah, I know. Look, I mean matt
Speaker 3: is very handsome. I can fight anywhere near me. I
Speaker 3: don't mind. No he We are just a couple who
Speaker 3: don't mind if somebody needs to do a fart in
Speaker 3: the house. They can fart in the house. They can
Speaker 3: fart in the same room. We don't do it on purpose.
Speaker 3: It's not something that we get off on. We just
Speaker 3: aren't opposed to it. Yeah, we just have a giggle.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: The kids all think it's funny too. Britt you have
Speaker 3: you are very much of the opinion that if you're
Speaker 3: in a relationship, you shouldn't far in front of your partner.
Speaker 3: It's something that is sacred. You should do it in
Speaker 3: a different room, go away, fart on your own.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, it's disgusting, it's disrespectful, and it's a turn off.
Speaker 3: When we turned off by my part right, like a
Speaker 3: Buddhist monk, I have some in a monastery. I did
Speaker 3: some medical reasons the backup, why maybe you should be
Speaker 3: a little bit more live with your farting brit there's
Speaker 3: nothing you're gonna tell me. There's gonna let someone fart
Speaker 3: on me. So yeah, I just need to understand is
Speaker 3: at first, if you don't have the option to go
Speaker 3: into another room, just say you're locked together, locked in leave,
Speaker 3: you're in a lift for example, you're oh, you're stuck somewhere.
Speaker 3: You're in a cinema, you can't get out. You've been
Speaker 3: to the toilet already. What if you're fluffing all the time,
Speaker 3: where are you gonna go? You have to Your only
Speaker 3: choice is to fart next to them or hold onto it?
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 4: It's not this is a ridiculous game. There is no
Speaker 4: world unless you have been kidnapped, locked in a basement
Speaker 4: with someone and fed curry for dinner, that.
Speaker 3: This would ever happen.
Speaker 2: Where are you going with this, Laura?
Speaker 3: I just need an answer. Would you hold onto it
Speaker 3: or would you let it out? Not hold onto it? Okay? Well,
Speaker 3: look doctor Karen Raj who is a TikTok doctor. But
Speaker 3: you know what he knows what he's talking about. He's
Speaker 3: a doctor on TikTok. He has some feelings about why
Speaker 3: we should not hold onto farts and how it is
Speaker 3: terrible for your health. He has this to say.
Speaker 5: People fourteen times a day. The more the merry. If
Speaker 5: someone tells you they don't fight, they're lying and you
Speaker 5: should discern them immediately, or they've got a bowel obstruction,
Speaker 5: which is a mental emergency. If you hold in a
Speaker 5: fight too long, it can be reabsorbed into your blood
Speaker 5: circulation and breed that when you exhale.
Speaker 3: If you hold on to a fight for too long
Speaker 3: and then the urge goes away, it's because it has
Speaker 3: been reabsorbed into your bloodstream and out your mouth.
Speaker 4: Rreckton, doctor Curran from TikTok got his thing out of
Speaker 4: any machine hold on.
Speaker 1: So he's telling us that we need to disown you.
Speaker 1: Can you stand up and breathe into Laura's mouth because
Speaker 1: he says it's can you stand up breath?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Thank you? No thank you.
Speaker 4: But guys like, I'm not saying I don't far and
Speaker 4: I'm not saying no, everyone farts. You don't fight on
Speaker 4: someone for fun, for jokes and ships and giggles, and
Speaker 4: you leave.
Speaker 3: The room and show a little bit of respect. That's
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. There's no time you can ever not
Speaker 3: leave a room to drop one off. Can I tell
Speaker 3: you this though, the average person farts enough every day
Speaker 3: that it would fill half a balloon. Isn't that so interesting?
Speaker 3: Imagine walking around with a whole birthday party full of
Speaker 3: balloons and five.
Speaker 4: Laura, it'd be really great if you tested that out
Speaker 4: for content things, and I'll bring it in and then
Speaker 4: you guys.
Speaker 3: Can pop it.
Speaker 1: Anyone got a twenty first coming up, We'll get two
Speaker 1: of those silver two one balloons and we'll see if
Speaker 1: Laura and I between the tours can fill them to
Speaker 1: the breath.
Speaker 3: You're all disgusting, Britt.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get your blood test and see if you've
Speaker 2: got fart in your blood. But I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't ever let Fluffy off the chain ever. Ever, Well,
Speaker 3: apparently only one percent, only one percent of the farts
Speaker 3: that you do in a day actually smell.
Speaker 2: Oh, so there you go, there you go. I don't
Speaker 2: know about you, Britt.
Speaker 3: Your's probably worse than that. I'm a unicorn.
Speaker 1: All right, that's us done, and you can podcast the
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Speaker 1: and you'll get all of us and you can catch
Speaker 1: up and well, what are you standing by Die tomorrow,
Speaker 1: Babbee