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Speaker 2: Hang on a minute, we've got production. Finally, after sixteen
Speaker 2: months on this, the producer woken up in the shake up.
Speaker 1: That's happening all right now on the team loser A
Speaker 1: Monday loser?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: High level four d.
Speaker 4: Jess, how long did that do?
Speaker 3: What if?
Speaker 1: You're a winner though?
Speaker 4: And that's me this week after several weeks of being
Speaker 4: a loser, I am finally a winner.
Speaker 1: Row one.
Speaker 2: Sorry this pep is too long, goes off like eight seconds.
Speaker 2: It needs to be sorry to team, but it needs
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 1: Cut.
Speaker 5: Yes, the winner takes it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, you.
Speaker 4: Know intrigue, just fade it down at the back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Then the sharp face action people get
Speaker 1: on it now. Team.
Speaker 6: You know I'm a winner because I got this. You
Speaker 6: butte seriously, it is the world's best bath mat.
Speaker 4: I'm not hitting you.
Speaker 6: At Aldi, high praise at Aldi.
Speaker 5: What material is it?
Speaker 1: Why is it so good?
Speaker 4: Why is it so good?
Speaker 1: Rio?
Speaker 4: You ask?
Speaker 6: It is double the size, so it is very long,
Speaker 6: so it covers a bigger surface area.
Speaker 5: It is very fine.
Speaker 1: I mean, how big are your feet? How big? Tune
Speaker 1: eat a bath mat? To be? Have you got an eight?
Speaker 1: Can it also double as a bath rug.
Speaker 4: It's like a meter and a half. It's it's enorm
Speaker 4: It's brilliant though.
Speaker 1: That's like.
Speaker 6: But you know, sometimes you have to have maybe like two,
Speaker 6: so you need one to one right outside there just
Speaker 6: one right outside the shower, and then by the time
Speaker 6: you get to the vanity to get all your stuff,
Speaker 6: you deodorant and your brush and stuff.
Speaker 1: You're still soggy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and so it's kind of like kills two birds
Speaker 6: with the one stone.
Speaker 4: So it's brilliant and it's also.
Speaker 6: Very very entire, but it's brilliant. Anyway, they do their
Speaker 6: special buys once a year stuff, you know, they repeat
Speaker 6: it in twelve months, so I thought I only got
Speaker 6: one last time.
Speaker 4: I'll see what it's like. And I've just adored it
Speaker 4: so much. It's so plush.
Speaker 6: When you step out of the shower, it's like a
Speaker 6: little oh, it's like a pillow, just a bath.
Speaker 1: They're all like that. They use the same technology, don't.
Speaker 6: But some slide under your feet and they're not thick
Speaker 6: enough and they don't soak up enough water.
Speaker 4: This is just the perfect mix of everything.
Speaker 1: If you don't want me asking what that retail out
Speaker 1: twenty two.
Speaker 4: No, it was like twenty bars.
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, really and foot sounds roll it out.
Speaker 4: It's brilliant. So Saturday they had them again. So I
Speaker 4: went up Saturday.
Speaker 1: I bought the Miamis. This is getting out of the car, Chris, Chris,
Speaker 1: catch me up, sharp elbows.
Speaker 4: You know they see me coming anyway.
Speaker 6: So and I had to do all of the shopping.
Speaker 6: And as I've put all my groceries in the basket
Speaker 6: and sort of left to go out to the car,
Speaker 6: I've left the mats on the end of.
Speaker 2: The counter, haven't I God, you've lost somebody else's game.
Speaker 1: And then I got but then surely you'll be.
Speaker 6: A no, no, there's a part B. So I've got home,
Speaker 6: couldn't find them anywhere, And I thought, I said to.
Speaker 4: Chris, Where are these mets? I'm sure I put them anyway?
Speaker 1: How many do you buy? By the way, too, we
Speaker 1: should give one away.
Speaker 6: No, you're not having them for the listeners. I mean,
Speaker 6: I'm happy to go and get one for you today,
Speaker 6: but in mine?
Speaker 2: All right, Well can you get too, I'd like one.
Speaker 2: Anyone else on the team will.
Speaker 1: The bath mat.
Speaker 2: There's a couple of orders. Let's get some to give
Speaker 2: away to my showy. They're brilliant Wednesday.
Speaker 4: Anyway, so I realized i'd left it there.
Speaker 6: I went back to the store yesterday and the love
Speaker 6: God said, please don't bother the stuff like they've got
Speaker 6: better things to do.
Speaker 4: I mean, he's right, it's the principle.
Speaker 1: Is twenty dollars bath mat? Is it here? Three days?
Speaker 2: It's the manager here or the chief executive right to
Speaker 2: if there's a board meeting going on.
Speaker 6: Interrupting he was so brilliant, I said, look, I'm terribly sorry.
Speaker 6: I know you've got better things to do, and this
Speaker 6: is my silly fault, but I think I've left my
Speaker 6: bath mats here. And I had my docket and he
Speaker 6: said what time? And I said, gave him the time.
Speaker 6: He had to go and check the video for media.
Speaker 1: Going to the video replay that was in or.
Speaker 6: Customer behind her and he came back out and he said, yeah,
Speaker 6: you left it behind. You kept walking off and he
Speaker 6: said just go and get another couple. I said, thank
Speaker 6: you very much. So that is why I'm a Monday winner.
Speaker 2: Wow, shoes please go back today pastiestly we need to
Speaker 2: give them away tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's show. Text me how much you'll day yesterday?
Speaker 2: How did you start your week? Are you a Monday
Speaker 2: winner or loser? You can text the show on four
Speaker 2: seven five three one oh four three? Rio, are you
Speaker 2: a cut? Oh that's not that's not changed at all.
Speaker 2: It needs to be come here, fade down rapidly.
Speaker 5: We don't text it off.
Speaker 2: Yes, so I can physically fade it down. Pro watch
Speaker 2: this which one is it?
Speaker 1: Rio?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 2: No, no, because I did that quickly, physically faded down
Speaker 2: and doing the producers Joss.
Speaker 1: It's a bit abrupt, yeah, but suddenly yeah yeah, so
Speaker 1: people right now they're really it's game on. So you
Speaker 1: are a loser.
Speaker 5: Or I am a winner?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I am a big, big winner actually yesterday morning and
Speaker 7: that is the advantages of doing breakfast radio. Woke up
Speaker 7: and I was the first person in anyone in the
Speaker 7: family to message my mother in law Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Creep move the rest of your family.
Speaker 2: Don't like that, dude, No, no, no, that's sneaky pete behavior.
Speaker 1: I would take a dim view of that guy.
Speaker 5: No, well, I.
Speaker 7: Am, and I don't think anyone else probably in the
Speaker 7: family knows this.
Speaker 5: But I'm very competitive.
Speaker 7: And it's me and two other son in laws, and
Speaker 7: I'm constantly trying to maneuver myself to so that.
Speaker 2: I could see this being a movie the son in
Speaker 2: law's three rivals, and I'm being wedged on either side
Speaker 2: by two very different signing laws.
Speaker 7: We've got a very practical, practical, very useful sort of
Speaker 7: farmer and then on the other side, a very helpful,
Speaker 7: very lovely, heart of gold teacher primary school.
Speaker 1: Oh well, and then you're representing the humanities from the
Speaker 1: murky world of commercial breakfast radio. Oh no.
Speaker 7: So I'm constantly trying to wheezel any little edge that
Speaker 7: I can. And this was I think a decisive blow
Speaker 7: because I got a big message.
Speaker 2: So what are you talking, six am? Because that could
Speaker 2: have gone wrong, you know, where you're like, oh, you've
Speaker 2: woken me up and it's like an old dear's birthday.
Speaker 2: Oh so I didn't know you'd have your phone on
Speaker 2: the amount of times I've done that because you're right
Speaker 2: these hours thinking i'll take this off now I'll be done.
Speaker 2: Then you wake somebody out who don't love their phone
Speaker 2: on sign them Well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I did a very early one five point forty.
Speaker 4: Five, and then rio that's like someone's die.
Speaker 2: You're right, that goes off right and you're like, who's dead?
Speaker 2: The phone goes off the middle of lights? It's something bad.
Speaker 2: It's not someone going less an audi?
Speaker 1: Have got those bar Oh godga gold get in the
Speaker 1: car now, well have you know?
Speaker 5: Thank you very much. It was very well received.
Speaker 7: She said, you're the first person in the family to
Speaker 7: actually message.
Speaker 5: Then I would have beaten. I mean I would have been.
Speaker 1: The fire was out of the milking cows. You know,
Speaker 1: the teacher's getting a class prepped.
Speaker 7: Yes, exactly, so now I think I think I normally
Speaker 7: see at three, but I reckon.
Speaker 5: Currently you're one one.
Speaker 1: She would have absolutely loved that.
Speaker 2: Have you guys used this new function now where you
Speaker 2: can delay the timing of a text message. Oh, I
Speaker 2: see pretty high tech, I felt so I used it
Speaker 2: last week.
Speaker 1: I felt really advanced.
Speaker 2: I wrote a message about five am and then pre
Speaker 2: selected to send it at nine thirty am.
Speaker 4: Oh, I need to know that good.
Speaker 2: Landing in the U inbox right now, even though I
Speaker 2: fired off at five am. That is, that's a great tip.
Speaker 2: I'm a massive Monday.
Speaker 1: Oh no, what they do? Hey, I'm a Monday I'm
Speaker 1: a Monday winner.
Speaker 2: Yesterday I was installed as CPO for my daughter's forthcoming
Speaker 2: twenty first she planning.
Speaker 5: She's really trusted you with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: The first time I've ever really had to be in
Speaker 2: charge of a complete one. Normally been about fifty percent
Speaker 2: of it or I come up with the idea and
Speaker 2: then my wife will then take on. This day in
Speaker 2: July when my daughter turns twenty one, my wife is
Speaker 2: on a training course all day. So it is fall
Speaker 2: and I'm ready. I said, put me coach, put me
Speaker 2: in the game.
Speaker 5: Feels like a default.
Speaker 1: This is like the default doesn't take the Monday win
Speaker 1: away from me.
Speaker 5: Rio to bring him out of the VFL.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no, no, what I'm coming in.
Speaker 1: Put me in the game. Coach.
Speaker 4: Oh, what are you going to plan? What does she
Speaker 4: want to do?
Speaker 2: Well, what I've said is because it be July, and
Speaker 2: I said, the weather is still pretty good here in July, right,
Speaker 2: I know it's going to be winter enough. And I said,
Speaker 2: why don't I organize a wine tour, minimus. I'm going
Speaker 2: to go and knock over for the wineries during the day. Right,
Speaker 2: it's good, you go, you know, you you do the
Speaker 2: wine flight. She had some cheese and meat and you
Speaker 2: go into another one and you're grading them. And they said,
Speaker 2: so many beautiful wineries around Melbourne as well. And then
Speaker 2: also what it means this is what I'm really excited about.
Speaker 2: I will now get to work now on merch.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when she was eighteen, I took my
Speaker 1: dad daughter trip flying the nest and I made that
Speaker 1: the heart with wings on because she was flying the nest.
Speaker 5: How was it received that.
Speaker 1: She's still got the mugs and the cap and the
Speaker 1: T shirt and the hoodie.
Speaker 7: You also that I'm worried that you're going to fly
Speaker 7: too close to the sun because.
Speaker 5: You also wanted to put her face well literally close.
Speaker 2: You could hire a hot air balloon for an hour,
Speaker 2: and I was gonna put a baby photo up there
Speaker 2: like a big balloon, and.
Speaker 1: She obviously didn't anything about it.
Speaker 2: And my wife was pulled over by the police for
Speaker 2: doing an illegal move. And the police officers were like,
Speaker 2: there was a queen, see your license, and they were, oh,
Speaker 2: cod on when you're English, husband, isn't the gut? The
Speaker 2: English on the radio then were going and they went,
Speaker 2: are you ruby? She goes yes. He goes, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you got to tell your dad. That is a terrible idea.
Speaker 2: And you know they've always got like two office as
Speaker 2: he went that guy on the radio, so he'm not
Speaker 2: putting this girl's baby photo on a hot air balloe.
Speaker 1: No, the merch needs to be designed.
Speaker 2: If anyone's got any idea, I need a pun around wine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what about stubby holders.
Speaker 3: With the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm qussion excited for you planning your daughter's twenty first
Speaker 2: in July with a winery tour. Got a start of
Speaker 2: the t shirt merch logo have some cheese with your wine?
Speaker 1: All right, Look, we've got to start somewhere. It's work
Speaker 1: in progress.
Speaker 2: At the moment, I'm thinking, have a great day. It's
Speaker 2: a start what about what about you know that classic
Speaker 2: image of Leonardo DiCaprio. It's like a gift, isn't it
Speaker 2: of him toasting people from one great getsby Ah, the
Speaker 2: Grape Gap Spy.
Speaker 1: Doesn't it scan very well?
Speaker 2: What about grape expectations?
Speaker 1: Massive?
Speaker 2: The twenty year old year olds, that generation they love.
Speaker 2: They call him Dicko, and I say, show some respect
Speaker 2: to such Charles Dickens.
Speaker 1: You're always saying that they do.
Speaker 2: They love the classics, little Dorrits, you know all the
Speaker 2: Dickens work.
Speaker 1: You're fight. They were like, so, what's this reference to
Speaker 1: Charles Dickens? Oh? How old are you? Dad? Suddenly the
Speaker 1: chief planning officer is crumbling? Christian?
Speaker 2: What about a really nice gift would be for your daughter?
Speaker 2: On the twenty first? Is a personalized box of goon
Speaker 2: Actually that is a funny idea. Can you get them personalized?
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could, but tell let's just our
Speaker 1: star Resident Bogan ahead of all Bogan affairs on the show.
Speaker 8: Caitlin, I absolutely love it.
Speaker 1: So do you know can you get one? If you've
Speaker 1: seen a personalized goon box?
Speaker 8: What you can get and Rio will know this is
Speaker 8: you can get a wall mounted wooden box that has what.
Speaker 2: Do you mean between warm mountain that look great in
Speaker 2: a student sharehouse.
Speaker 4: It'd be perfect for her.
Speaker 8: That's like a ride of passage as a twenty one
Speaker 8: year old to have a goon sack hanging from the wall.
Speaker 5: Yes, and you actually passy.
Speaker 7: You can use the same person that did your microphone socks.
Speaker 4: Get them on, then have a good track care.
Speaker 2: Belonging on to Tim who right now, if you talk
Speaker 2: to Christian, I both a winner and sorry loser work
Speaker 2: in a petrol station. Two members of the team are
Speaker 2: on annually. Who had to do a twelve hour shift,
Speaker 2: which means no break, no toilet.
Speaker 1: These people the.
Speaker 2: Servo stations work so hard, Yeah, because they're constantly running.
Speaker 2: They're filling up that bladder of milk for the coffee machine,
Speaker 2: aren't they. Then people like us are like waiting to
Speaker 2: go and fill the car up and you're just looking
Speaker 2: in there and they've alwaysly got that alarm going. They've
Speaker 2: got the run back open that security bit of the
Speaker 2: side there. And then someone wants some wood, you've got
Speaker 2: to give them that.
Speaker 1: Special king toilet. Yes, they need roller skates. They worked
Speaker 1: very hard.
Speaker 2: Now, Kim, I'm sorry here's Kim by the way. Now
Speaker 2: you sign off your message to me saying Kim Barcelona.
Speaker 2: Is your name Kim Barcelona or are you listening in
Speaker 2: as I believe you people call it Bathelona. Can you
Speaker 2: let me know Kim Barcelona or Kim in Barcelona? Christiana
Speaker 2: my Monday winner. I found a one dollar coin with
Speaker 2: King Charles on it.
Speaker 5: Oh, they're out.
Speaker 1: King's Birthday game coming up with some of the big friends. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Used it on a five dollar scratch sheeet that won
Speaker 2: me ten dollars.
Speaker 1: You're halfway to getting an Audi bath mat. The King
Speaker 1: was useful for something.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: In yesterday, text message from a recent new friend of
Speaker 2: the show, Wolfy World's Biggest Formula One fan, Oh, just saying,
Speaker 2: just chuckled at Patsy's pronunciation of Monico, which never had
Speaker 2: pronounced it mane goo goo what it was?
Speaker 4: No, I didn't say Monica.
Speaker 1: You did not say monogas.
Speaker 4: Wolfy, I want to be friends. I do want to
Speaker 4: be friends, or maybe.
Speaker 2: Trying and befriend the city of Monaco by getting the
Speaker 2: nameline monarch and co.
Speaker 1: No, what was it Menico?
Speaker 5: I think it was Monaco, Monaco. Maybe it's the local dialect.
Speaker 1: I've been there.
Speaker 2: It's very much note the locals who actually it's Monaco.
Speaker 4: You know what I reckon Wolfe should come in one morning?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, and then what you class him?
Speaker 4: Yeah, read a sports bulletin.
Speaker 1: You do it with me? Is that the comedian that
Speaker 1: goes just to a heckler? You try and do this.
Speaker 2: I saw I saw a struggling comedian and do that
Speaker 2: move on something. Go you get up here and do it.
Speaker 2: And the person went out and we're a lot better
Speaker 2: than the comedian. Wolf starts smashing that news, knows what
Speaker 2: sport is and suddenly, hello, mister Wolfe, you're hired.
Speaker 1: It's a new jack Post Wolfy. It was right there
Speaker 1: in front of who blases Jack Post some listenerle wolf
Speaker 1: It's just wolf.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Christian, Yes, this is big breaking news. I am very,
Speaker 2: very excited. Kim is not from Barcelona. She is Kim Barcelona. Yes,
Speaker 2: this is great. Also she's got Christian.
Speaker 1: You love this. I double down on it. My car,
Speaker 1: Regio Barsa one Oh Wow.
Speaker 2: Nicknamed for Barcelona, as Patsy called it, barcelonas drive in
Speaker 2: now a spot for the sports at least you'll be keeping.
Speaker 1: All the f one fans happy.
Speaker 2: So I'm now thinking, by nine o'clock this morning, can
Speaker 2: we find ten other people right whose surname is a place.
Speaker 1: So we start with Kim Bathlona.
Speaker 5: I actually have one.
Speaker 7: I used to play footy back in Sydney with a
Speaker 7: guy called Jack Hollywood.
Speaker 1: He changed his name to that.
Speaker 5: You know what.
Speaker 7: His parents both had different surnames, obviously, but they couldn't
Speaker 7: decide on what the kid would so they.
Speaker 1: Created a new one.
Speaker 5: So he's Jack Hollywood and she's just.
Speaker 1: Like Australia no way, Jack Hollywood proper has he gone
Speaker 1: on to have like a significant life.
Speaker 5: He is an accountant.
Speaker 1: You remember that guy, don't you? Who's lock enough to
Speaker 1: your money is Hollywood money.
Speaker 6: Hey, my name is a place. My married name is
Speaker 6: a place Newman in Western Australia. It's a town in
Speaker 6: Western Australia.
Speaker 1: We added to the list.
Speaker 2: Take that, so we've got your mate, Jack Hollywood. Patricia Newman,
Speaker 2: Patricia patraya patraya sorry is how they pronounce it a
Speaker 2: local dialect, same way manas.
Speaker 4: Newman as in new Men.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well some people put you in there.
Speaker 2: Some people don't pronounce Monico Monaco, but let's not split hairs.
Speaker 2: This morning on the show, a friend of mine was
Speaker 2: working for a London radio station and they said that
Speaker 2: they were going to be getting with the presentersunless they
Speaker 2: were bear to change their names to London locations. So
Speaker 2: he became Overnight to keep his job, Gary London.
Speaker 1: They then ship Candy him anywhere. Remember going to meet him?
Speaker 2: Mean, you know when someone's had bad news, you've got
Speaker 2: a time when you make the first time, I went
Speaker 2: third beer and I just went we're doing about that name?
Speaker 1: He went too soon, all right? So we're looking for
Speaker 1: people's people you might be saying.
Speaker 2: It might be you, it might be someone you've worked with.
Speaker 2: Surname is a place you can give us a call.
Speaker 2: Thirteen fifty five twenty two Ria. Who do we have
Speaker 2: so far?
Speaker 7: We have Patrina Newman, Jack Hollywood and Gary London.
Speaker 2: Yes, and then our listeners who started this and inspired it,
Speaker 2: Kim Mathalona.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: If you just missed the sports sings a half six,
Speaker 2: they've renamed Monaco.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Overnight, did you know you could do that?
Speaker 2: Let me just rewind my record all the Pantcy's News
Speaker 2: on cassettes and take Me Home to Real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's both pass back up.
Speaker 4: And Lando Norris is one. He's made in Monarco f one.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, passa. Where was the other good?
Speaker 6: And Lando Norris is one. He's made in Monarco f
Speaker 6: one into that.
Speaker 2: Not saying anything howard wise, because you get the stink
Speaker 2: kind locally from where I sit.
Speaker 4: I can't sink you worried.
Speaker 1: But it's more needles and pins and a dollar. My
Speaker 1: voodoo doll didn't even deny it.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Christian, I've got a great idea. By the way,
Speaker 2: I've been thinking it driving into work today. You're right
Speaker 2: in charge of planning your daughter's forth coming twenty First,
Speaker 2: what about you're doing.
Speaker 1: A what like a wine tour?
Speaker 2: What about having an image of a engraved on stemless
Speaker 2: wine glasses. I've used this before, company called Express Primo
Speaker 2: had my business logo engraved on them.
Speaker 7: Hey, you know what, that's a class right show once, yes,
Speaker 7: show wine glasses.
Speaker 5: This is a great idea.
Speaker 2: I don't like STEMI wineglasses, stemless ones.
Speaker 5: Yes, and I always feel it feels too fragile.
Speaker 2: I'm always yes, it's too fancy. Yes, I feel like
Speaker 2: French or something.
Speaker 1: God forbid. Yes, good morning Christian.
Speaker 2: I know you're looking for surnames that our places after
Speaker 2: one of the one of us listeners is called Kim Barcelona,
Speaker 2: Mark Rochford, same as the winery. Pronounce the same way.
Speaker 2: Mark Rochwood would take that one. Thank you very much, Christian.
Speaker 2: My surname is Charlwood. I think it's a town near
Speaker 2: Heathrow Airport in London. It is Jim Christian. My last
Speaker 2: name is Coventry. Place name in.
Speaker 1: England, Amanda Coventry. That does Christian. I work with a bloke.
Speaker 1: His full name is Dale Island.
Speaker 2: Dale Island is like an Irish singer. And now welcome
Speaker 2: to to the RSL all the way from the Emerald
Speaker 2: al Dell Island.
Speaker 1: That is a fantastic one. We've got some callers here.
Speaker 1: By the way.
Speaker 2: I just had an email coming from Mark, who's at
Speaker 2: work already.
Speaker 1: Morning Mark. It's not surname, but I used to work
Speaker 1: with a guy called Sidney Harbor.
Speaker 2: No, no, come on, Harbor, that's not We're not following
Speaker 2: for that one.
Speaker 1: Mar I need evidence, okay, otherwise we're going to throw
Speaker 1: it out. It's up there with Monaco. Nancy, Nancy, welcome
Speaker 1: to the show.
Speaker 9: Oh thank you. I'm listening to you again with my son.
Speaker 9: We're driving to soccer. We did it last time.
Speaker 1: How's he getting on?
Speaker 9: He's doing really well. He's he's always wrong.
Speaker 1: Listen, listen. Australians are struggling to qualify for the World
Speaker 1: Cup at the moment. Get him to hurry up.
Speaker 9: Look he's half that, so maybe he'll play for the
Speaker 9: Netherlands instead. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: He already wants to play for a better country.
Speaker 9: And can I can I just say the lady who
Speaker 9: had me on hold, who sort of talks to me
Speaker 9: before I speak to you, she was just lovely. She
Speaker 9: knew I was lying when I said I didn't have
Speaker 9: when I said I had the hands the mobile up
Speaker 9: to my ear.
Speaker 1: Are you sure you she gets very upset about that.
Speaker 9: Is gorgeous.
Speaker 1: She's straight. Yeah, it can't be can.
Speaker 2: Otherwise you would have a lot of swear and stuff
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 9: I was a child and she was my mom.
Speaker 2: She's she's well, she's very well trained. We don't not
Speaker 2: the hands free, so thank you for Yeah, she would
Speaker 2: have been terrifying. It's like a lifeguard at the swimming
Speaker 2: ball blowing that whistle.
Speaker 1: No Christians to Nancy, what is the surname?
Speaker 9: Well, my mom's surname is Salem.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, which actually actually is an Arabic word which
Speaker 1: means pete.
Speaker 9: It's it's Salem. So it's one of my favorite Eminem songs.
Speaker 2: Did not expect to hear that morning, Nancy, You've got
Speaker 2: to do your my life in pop music.
Speaker 1: Let's get some Eminem. Let's get some stam in there
Speaker 1: without you we want to do, Nancy, don't.
Speaker 9: Worry on the on the drives in the morning. I've
Speaker 9: got the music blairing sometimes before and then we listen
Speaker 9: to you, and then we've got the music blearing.
Speaker 1: So it's great, brilliant, great stuff.
Speaker 2: And what's the name of your son again, Nancy, Tom
Speaker 2: Tom Tom Tom Salem?
Speaker 9: Do you want to say?
Speaker 2: How do we to Tom Tom? Sorryes you mind just
Speaker 2: throwing you live on the radio this morning? That is
Speaker 2: not what you need it like just before seven o'clock,
Speaker 2: and I choose the other way to.
Speaker 1: Training right now.
Speaker 2: True, Now, tell me a name, a name like the
Speaker 2: future soccer star like Tom Salem. I'm hearing a striker
Speaker 2: you up front or your midfield general.
Speaker 1: I'm more of a menu wh okay.
Speaker 2: Tom Salem, he's not bringing peace, he's bringing war. I'm
Speaker 2: happy to be your agent. I'll take a very generous
Speaker 2: ninety five percent cup only if you move Intoland. If
Speaker 2: you're playing here, you can have ninety.
Speaker 1: League. Tom listen, good luck with the Korean being a
Speaker 1: smart star. Hope. Do you make it into Patsy's news
Speaker 1: where she'll get your name wrong one morning?
Speaker 2: To take care, Tom, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Nancy.
Speaker 2: There's got a Jimmy the Garbo Morning. Jimmy the Garbo.
Speaker 9: Ah, good morning, came out O'Connell. Now I've got a story.
Speaker 9: My lovely daughter's got a long, convoluted Greek surname, but
Speaker 9: she was lucky.
Speaker 3: I'm a guy called James England.
Speaker 1: What a name something out of a Q Grant movie.
Speaker 1: Name is James Jimmy England.
Speaker 9: James James England, Jimmy the Greek.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so it is your daughter, Nancy England.
Speaker 10: Now she's Nicole fus Nicole.
Speaker 1: Nancy was I sorry, I'm still learning. Not everyone's called
Speaker 1: Nancy Australia. I'll get it right one day.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 2: They're going to join us this one. It's the Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connell's show. It's time now. It's kind of like radio
Speaker 2: therapy Ventel spleen. Do not go to work angry today,
Speaker 2: or if you're a shift worker, do not get into
Speaker 2: bed right now. Angry small thing, big rage, small thing.
Speaker 2: It's the small thing to life. They give us big rage.
Speaker 2: Share them with right now. Call the rage line thirteen
Speaker 2: fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 1: One of them out to say, is hugely controversial, probably
Speaker 1: going to be trending by midday. I may get canceled.
Speaker 1: Could be the last show. Too hot to handle, too
Speaker 1: cold to call, the calling ghostbusters. Anyway. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you this, love Australia.
Speaker 2: I am Australian now I just want to press you know,
Speaker 2: coming up for seven years living here, love this place.
Speaker 2: But I'm just going to say this great city that
Speaker 2: is my home. It's a wonky eerst city.
Speaker 5: What first we had to I tell.
Speaker 2: You what it takes an outsided to see what you're
Speaker 2: blind to see. You tell me how many how many
Speaker 2: cafes have you been in this year alone? With a
Speaker 2: one key table.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of wonkey tables and the cafes of Melbourne.
Speaker 7: Okay, yes, come and be honest with you. The last
Speaker 7: cafe I went to, we did have to get a
Speaker 7: little napkub.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can you do that thing? We're like, oh,
Speaker 2: we've got a wonky table. You look around two busys
Speaker 2: swap tables. Then you have to do that. I'll try
Speaker 2: and catch his eyes busy at the moment that bil
Speaker 2: got a wonky table. Follow it, check my passport, dual identity.
Speaker 2: You try and then do the little fold into squares
Speaker 2: and then you put it on the table.
Speaker 1: Is not quite right, is it? It?
Speaker 2: Just fix the problem, that's it? And you did coffee
Speaker 2: turns up. They filled it beautifully to the brim. Suddenly
Speaker 2: you're wired about movie one of you.
Speaker 1: Then.
Speaker 2: So I was out to lunch with a friend on
Speaker 2: Sunday and we had a wonky table and we're having
Speaker 2: a glass of wine each and so the only way
Speaker 2: to fix it I had to lean forward with my
Speaker 2: forearm on the table like I was making a series
Speaker 2: of significant points in my frame.
Speaker 1: Clive, if I took a land mind if I stepped
Speaker 1: off it.
Speaker 5: The whole film is the wine good core exercise.
Speaker 7: It was like I hate to admit that you're right,
Speaker 7: but you now that you have a lot of wonky Is.
Speaker 1: It about the wonky tables of Melbourne?
Speaker 7: Is it the table that's the problem or is it
Speaker 7: Melbourne's gradients?
Speaker 2: Yeah, ol, the tectonic plates that we're walking on right now, shifting.
Speaker 2: We had all those earthquakes the last couple of years.
Speaker 2: I think it's the table makers of Melbourne. There, upset cricket.
Speaker 1: It's wild. It's a wild go I tell you what.
Speaker 1: It doesn't It ruin your experience and you just go to.
Speaker 6: You know, cut your toast or something in the whole flips.
Speaker 2: You're right, you're buttering your toast. You can't relax, you're
Speaker 2: on the whole thing.
Speaker 7: But I've kind of learned to live with it because
Speaker 7: I think Australia is a wonky country.
Speaker 1: I guess what you mean.
Speaker 5: Well, I've never now that you.
Speaker 7: Say it, I've noticed, Yes, a lot of cafe tables
Speaker 7: are wonky, but it's never bothered me. It's like, it's
Speaker 7: what I've just always grown up with.
Speaker 1: And if you if you're at one right now, you'd
Speaker 1: be busy about it. No, no, you would. It ruins
Speaker 1: the hot You can't relax the Beyonce. That's it. It's
Speaker 1: friction in the system.
Speaker 5: You've ruined cafes.
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 2: I am a mirror man. I'm just holding up reflecting
Speaker 2: back to Australia.
Speaker 1: What's there? Ready? Yeah? Right now there's someone sat listening
Speaker 1: to me. Oh my god, it's right.
Speaker 4: A little bit more he's here.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: That was long wonkey, isn't it. Don't they test these tables?
Speaker 2: If I haven't a cafe, they drop off all the tables.
Speaker 2: I'm going before you go away, and I signed for this.
Speaker 2: I'm sitting down and I'm shaking those tables all right.
Speaker 2: That's like goldilocks of three bas Well, stop starts out.
Speaker 1: You got one? How dare you?
Speaker 2: Did anyone try these at the factory? Like a table
Speaker 2: QC quality controller?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 1: You've all right, Patsy, what small thing, big rage for you?
Speaker 3: Were you?
Speaker 4: Very kindly? Christian?
Speaker 6: Very kindly yesterday brought everyone around of toasted Sangings after
Speaker 6: the show, which was very appreciated.
Speaker 1: Thank you leaders eat last. That's what I would say forth,
Speaker 1: come and tell of my book?
Speaker 4: Did you not get one?
Speaker 2: But on a time Caitlin gave me mine? It was
Speaker 2: I want to say but now you're going to really cold.
Speaker 2: Nice have some cold chicken to get food poison with.
Speaker 6: Anyway, I had a ham, cheese and tomato only I
Speaker 6: hate it when you have a toasty with tomato in it,
Speaker 6: and the lovely ripe juicy tomato, but the juice, guys, staileep.
Speaker 1: That's staying. I'm sorry, but no side will cut that out. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Cold, it's just a little trickle and it goes right
Speaker 6: up to the elbow and it's just ruin the whole experience.
Speaker 1: You like the taste of it, but your right, pat Relax.
Speaker 7: No, it's another angular problem. It's another geometrica.
Speaker 1: Today. The biggest problem about this one.
Speaker 7: You have to eating the toasty at a very angle,
Speaker 7: so the juice runs down.
Speaker 4: It's a very unnatural exactly.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, here's what I think we need to do.
Speaker 2: All the trade ees that listen to me right now,
Speaker 2: go get your spirit level from the trucks, put them
Speaker 2: down where you are, take a photo and send it
Speaker 2: to me. I'm pretty sure I'm going to have a
Speaker 2: big sample size and I take it straight to the government.
Speaker 1: This goes right to the top.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show go on Podcast.
Speaker 2: Small thing big rage mine this week is the abundance,
Speaker 2: very high abundance of one key tables in the cafes
Speaker 2: of Melbourne. Christian installing a kitchen in Burma this week
Speaker 2: and the floor is forty mills out of level over
Speaker 2: two meters.
Speaker 1: That is a lot, Christian. This might go right to top.
Speaker 2: Like you said, maybe it's not the table makers floor
Speaker 2: makers elbow.
Speaker 1: Beyond God. This is a God problem. Is that any
Speaker 1: feature every Tuesday? Wait? Is this a God problem? Christian?
Speaker 1: This is a great one.
Speaker 2: What I'm about to say happens every single time whenever
Speaker 2: one of us does this. This is a great observation.
Speaker 2: You didn't put your name on it, but one double nine,
Speaker 2: thank you, Christian. Small thing, big rage of mine is
Speaker 2: when you put in a USB sticking and you've put
Speaker 2: it in the wrong way, so you turn it upside down.
Speaker 2: Try that it's still the wrong way. You turn it
Speaker 2: back up to the original position. It now will let
Speaker 2: you be in. That never not happens. Why is that
Speaker 2: it can never go in? First go and it can
Speaker 2: with us.
Speaker 1: It's scream with us, the machine already in charge.
Speaker 2: That's so good, Indy, Good morning, Indy, Hi, welcome to show, Indy,
Speaker 2: what's your small thing big rage?
Speaker 9: I'm a barista and people ordering half and quarter sugars
Speaker 9: I cannot stand throw them.
Speaker 2: Out, no, bar them, have their photos up behind the counter.
Speaker 2: You're above a petty thief or criminal in my eyes?
Speaker 2: What do you mean a quarter of a sugar?
Speaker 10: People order a quarter of a sugar and are three
Speaker 10: quarters of a sugar.
Speaker 2: With those ancient weighing scales and apothecary you know, in
Speaker 2: some pestel of mortar there, how.
Speaker 1: Do you even measure out a third of it? One
Speaker 1: of those sugars?
Speaker 10: You just guess and hope the.
Speaker 1: Hope they never come back.
Speaker 7: Indy, do you look down on people that order sugar
Speaker 7: in their coffee? Because I I do look down my people.
Speaker 1: I get offended. No, I get offended. Where they go?
Speaker 1: You'in sugar with that? No yee sugar spine.
Speaker 9: Three sugars are fine, but one and a half?
Speaker 2: No's behind a guy there day. I actually want to
Speaker 2: have a word with him, because you know, I'm doing
Speaker 2: these adverts a moment for diabetes Australia. It's a big problem, right.
Speaker 1: Is the other world? He also four sugars? Wow, sugar, Sugar?
Speaker 1: The teaspo to be standing up to set down the
Speaker 1: bottom four sugars.
Speaker 7: If you go to America, you will be disgusted. They
Speaker 7: don't just have a normal coffee. It's always like a
Speaker 7: caramel machiato and they just drench it with this syrup
Speaker 7: in sign.
Speaker 2: Yeah no no, now listen, Indy, tell me about this.
Speaker 2: Then your your cafe that you work at. Do you
Speaker 2: know if there are any wonky tables there?
Speaker 9: No, we've never had a complaint about the wonky table.
Speaker 2: People don't like to complain that it's just something they bear.
Speaker 2: Actually in this life, when you get into Today, Indy,
Speaker 2: when you get into they do me a small favor.
Speaker 2: Could you check every table and then call me back tomorrow.
Speaker 2: How big is the place that you work at?
Speaker 1: Indy?
Speaker 2: There's only like six tables?
Speaker 1: Okay, well it's just it takes you, you know, less
Speaker 1: than five minutes, Indy. Could you do that and call
Speaker 1: me back tomorrow.
Speaker 9: Hi el see how I go?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yadi, thank you very much for doing this film
Speaker 2: in my behalf. Thanks to calling the show. That's a
Speaker 2: great one as well. Have a good day, Jared, good morning.
Speaker 3: Good morning mate.
Speaker 1: How I'm good Jared welcome to the show. What's your
Speaker 1: small thing? Big rage? Mate?
Speaker 4: Oh it just happened there as well.
Speaker 10: I was at a set of traffic lights. It's red, right,
Speaker 10: so you're looking at the life to go green.
Speaker 9: You want to get to work, and it goes green
Speaker 9: and they don't go.
Speaker 1: Oh God.
Speaker 2: You've got to be ready if you listen. If you're
Speaker 2: in pole position, it's not the Monarco Grand Prix. I
Speaker 2: always say you if you're the if you're if you're
Speaker 2: like the leader, then everyone behind you is relying on you.
Speaker 2: You're the captain or the column. Go go go, be ready.
Speaker 1: What are you up to?
Speaker 4: What are you looking at?
Speaker 1: Yes, you're right, they're on the bloody phone.
Speaker 2: But if you're in lead position, it's a responsibility and
Speaker 2: dare I say it an honor. Sometimes I feel like
Speaker 2: raising a fist, like I've got this, guys, I will
Speaker 2: not let you all down.
Speaker 1: I got this on me go go go play sorry. Jared.
Speaker 7: Producer Caitlyn had a lift home with Patsy and Caitlyn.
Speaker 2: Was, you are a dangerous driver.
Speaker 4: Grabbing my arm.
Speaker 2: Where to go on the you have the you know
Speaker 2: that kind of like ninety degree seat angle.
Speaker 1: The most Pat's it's forward. No no, no no.
Speaker 2: It is like a Tana saurce Rex driving the car.
Speaker 4: She's shocking. But if she's.
Speaker 2: Driving, CA's driving. I said, I've got the car once.
Speaker 2: I'm never getting this again.
Speaker 6: Lead is terrifying, and she abuses trucks as they pass.
Speaker 1: It's like fast and furious.
Speaker 4: Bow, take your life in your own hair.
Speaker 2: Often surface Paradise, my friend, we're in Victoria.
Speaker 3: Wow, Christian Connors Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Last Few Small Thing, Big rage, Sonia, This is ridiculous
Speaker 2: your husband's behavior, Christian. And my husband's beef is when
Speaker 2: he asks of sugar in his coffee. They don't stare it,
Speaker 2: so it just sits on the botching. Well, why don't
Speaker 2: you turn to put his big boy pants on right
Speaker 2: and get his little thumb and finger and stir it
Speaker 2: like a goddamn gentleman.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, sissy, could you stir this for me? Busy
Speaker 1: King Charles, if they don't need to stir your sugar
Speaker 1: because you're an adult, you can do that for them,
Speaker 1: can't you.
Speaker 2: They're busy, these people stirring it up and then check
Speaker 2: it it's all dissolved.
Speaker 1: Move along, Sit down.
Speaker 2: Sonia's husband Christian, I'm hearing a lot of raging you
Speaker 2: today about won key tables. I've had it up to
Speaker 2: here with Melbourne's wonky tables. I'm starting there needs to
Speaker 2: be a royal commission.
Speaker 1: Christian.
Speaker 2: The issue with the won key tables of Melbourne is
Speaker 2: that most cafes and restaurants have tables with adjustable feet,
Speaker 2: and they're always installed perfectly, but over time, people bash
Speaker 2: into legs all day long, all week long, or kick
Speaker 2: them and bang them so they start to unscrew themselves.
Speaker 2: We just then, as cafe owners, don't check them, so
Speaker 2: we only know if we're old. Oh see what they do,
Speaker 2: They're making it victim shift is unbelievable. Okay, whistle blower, Christian,
Speaker 2: small thing, big age.
Speaker 1: Oh this drives me nuts too.
Speaker 2: When couples cuddle and good you suspending you spelled this
Speaker 2: perfectly canoodle because I bet you now, Megan, when you
Speaker 2: went to do that, that would have been auto corrected
Speaker 2: to something like canoodle apple fi.
Speaker 1: We're not like the word anyway.
Speaker 2: When couples cuddle and canoodle during live theater, people sit
Speaker 2: with their heads to and they start going side to sign.
Speaker 2: It ruins the sight lines to the stage and you
Speaker 2: end up staring at someone's big buffhead all night that
Speaker 2: they can't keep their heads straight looking forward. Megan, it's true, though.
Speaker 5: Does you mean it like a live fucker musical?
Speaker 1: Yeah, people aren't making out.
Speaker 5: The musical people.
Speaker 1: People are in front of Megan, I've seen this before.
Speaker 5: Wow, I'm not going to the right musical.
Speaker 1: Christian.
Speaker 2: While you're about one ky table was why do old
Speaker 2: shopping trolleys in Melbourne have bum wheels?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Fix all the problems of the city, make Melbourne great again.
Speaker 1: That's it, guys, I'm running for office, all right.
Speaker 2: Yesterday we were talking about what we're talking about, Dido.
Speaker 1: You really would have missed that show. Guys. It's one
Speaker 1: for the edges.
Speaker 2: You've played it, I know, and I'm happy to it
Speaker 2: sounded great anyway. I was saying, we're trying to work
Speaker 2: out how many years ago did that come out?
Speaker 1: What was the year?
Speaker 2: And I said, this makes a great quiz because so
Speaker 2: many times you do go, oh, when do you think
Speaker 2: that came out? And then you ask still to go
Speaker 2: and look on Google and then you're always surprised it's
Speaker 2: way older than you think as well. All right, so
Speaker 2: we've turned it into a quiz. Now we've got two
Speaker 2: possible titles. Is it is just a quiz where I'll
Speaker 2: read out a film or a movie or TV show
Speaker 2: and asked Patsy and Rio to guess what year it
Speaker 2: came out? So it's called either what's the year again?
Speaker 2: Or what's the year? My friend?
Speaker 4: What's the year? My friend?
Speaker 1: It's warmer? It is warmer, isn't it? Maybe that's the
Speaker 1: new show?
Speaker 5: You know what they released free Willie? Was it eighty
Speaker 5: nine or nine three?
Speaker 7: Or when did I don't record life four brands?
Speaker 5: I'm not very good with taste, does anybody?
Speaker 1: And they know?
Speaker 5: What's the year again? What's the year? My friend?
Speaker 1: I'm with Patsy? What's the year? My friends agree?
Speaker 2: What's the year my friend? What a lovely friendly game
Speaker 2: we're going to play here? Yes, all right, so Rio
Speaker 2: and Patsy taking each other on a cave?
Speaker 1: All right? Up first? And what a great movie?
Speaker 2: This would Lamark movie that feels like it's actually got
Speaker 2: more of an impact now because when you watch it again,
Speaker 2: it was so ahead of its time.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the matrixes and welcome back dream.
Speaker 2: If my daughter's used the phrase now, Oh they're trying
Speaker 2: to redpill you, and I never fully understand because I'm
Speaker 2: quite thick what they mean, but like.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are they bluddy hell? I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: on to about that red pilling me. Hey, Sue, the boss,
Speaker 1: stop repelling at work. After this, there is no turning back.
Speaker 1: You check the blue pill.
Speaker 11: The story ends, You wake up in your bed and
Speaker 11: believe whatever you want to believe. You chake the red pill.
Speaker 11: You stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep
Speaker 11: the rabbit hole guns.
Speaker 1: I took the blue pill. If you plan it long?
Speaker 1: What was he? My friend the Matrix, the first one.
Speaker 7: I actually think I've got a good gauge on this
Speaker 7: because they filmed it in Sydney and my sister auditions.
Speaker 5: Yes, so I reckon it.
Speaker 7: Was filmed in ninety seven, came out in ninety eight.
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm going to say ninety yeah, the way that
Speaker 6: you found out.
Speaker 1: I went, yeah, No.
Speaker 5: But I'm torn.
Speaker 6: I'm not so sure whether to say late nineties or
Speaker 6: really early two thousands, So I'm going to.
Speaker 1: Put it out such a huge difference of what to.
Speaker 4: It's a massive difference. I'm going to say ninety.
Speaker 2: Six, nineteen ninety nineteen ninety nine, you were the closest patch.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, all right, Sweet Shirt of Eye. Guns and Roses,
Speaker 2: huge song. Axel Rose wrote the lyrics in five minutes, and.
Speaker 1: Boy it sounds like that you know when you look
Speaker 1: at some facts you go get away go. Yeah that
Speaker 1: makes sense.
Speaker 2: Fact, yeah, I mean about half the song is just
Speaker 2: this big, old good.
Speaker 1: Guitar intrope, about a minute of it, slash this noodling away.
Speaker 1: All right, So what was the year? Huge band?
Speaker 2: They were for two decades? Guns and Roses, Sweet Sin
Speaker 2: of Mine eighty nine.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know when that Patsy is going straight
Speaker 1: off to your say.
Speaker 4: No, I'm going to say ninety one.
Speaker 1: Ninety one. No, they came into dominance in the eighties.
Speaker 1: Eighty seven. Really is nineteen eighty seven?
Speaker 2: All right, We're now going to move to movies, classic movie.
Speaker 5: Oh grime, he just.
Speaker 1: Hear the song and it makes you happy, doesn't it?
Speaker 1: A warm?
Speaker 8: Go?
Speaker 2: It's on me right now. Toy Story, Pertsy, let's go
Speaker 2: to you first of all. Toy Story, what was the
Speaker 2: year my friend.
Speaker 4: Give me a second?
Speaker 6: A second every second, I'm gonna say ninety five.
Speaker 2: My gosh, she's got it right, have we finally found
Speaker 2: a game as we're eight shows away from seven years old?
Speaker 1: That, Patsy, Wow, what a time to be alive.
Speaker 5: I couldn't have.
Speaker 1: Gone way late.
Speaker 5: I would have said two thousands.
Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety five the first one came out.
Speaker 2: Brilliant movies, aren't they all? The whole series of them
Speaker 2: as well? All right, let's go stay with movies. What
Speaker 2: about this one?
Speaker 1: Then keep Jane You're filthy animals?
Speaker 4: Every Christmas we watched that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of the greatest movies. Definitely one of the
Speaker 2: best Christmas movies.
Speaker 7: I saw a video on YouTube actually, and they went
Speaker 7: through if they suffered through all the actual pranks that
Speaker 7: mccaulley Corman's so funny, they would have died like three times.
Speaker 1: Yes, because it's extremely vinent. Poor Marv people.
Speaker 2: The brunt of it didn't is this Joe Peshy increasing
Speaker 2: going durange. It's not a bad scene in that movie,
Speaker 2: and it's actually incredibly sweet movie as well.
Speaker 1: There's so many like lessons in them as well. Oh right,
Speaker 1: what was the hear rio? You going for it?
Speaker 5: No idea ninety one?
Speaker 1: No, Patsy would let's say.
Speaker 6: Earlier because I can remember seeing the second one at
Speaker 6: my local drive in so that would have been pre nineties.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I'm going to throw it out there.
Speaker 1: Eighty six, No, it's nineteen ninety. Ninth of you want
Speaker 1: when the Home alone? First one came out in nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1: All right, Coldplay? You found a Coldplay? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I don my coplay. I prefer the old stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, me too. Well this is just as well Parachutes.
Speaker 5: Oh amazing album.
Speaker 2: Right, huge breakthrough album for them, right because you are Yellow.
Speaker 2: Back in the early early days before they made it big,
Speaker 2: a very single, Chris mart was going out on the
Speaker 2: promo girls, this is this is two thousand at a
Speaker 2: radio station in London. I used to work out we
Speaker 2: were the only radio station that were playing Coldplay. They
Speaker 2: were just there was just an indie band there and
Speaker 2: trying to make it through. And so he went out with, yeah,
Speaker 2: who works on our promo team?
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2: They are a brilliant, brilliant choice band live as well.
Speaker 1: You have to get a chance to go and see
Speaker 1: them live.
Speaker 2: They're just there's something very unique about what they do
Speaker 2: in a live mega stadium where they feel it really
Speaker 2: really intimate as well. Anyway, parachutes, massive album. When do
Speaker 2: you think it came out?
Speaker 5: Could place confidence?
Speaker 6: Oh really, I would have said two thousands, maybe two thousand.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you moved off it, so it was two thousand. Patsy.
Speaker 1: Once again we found out the game in the universe.
Speaker 4: You miss her? I meant two thousand.
Speaker 5: Beautiful song?
Speaker 1: Shall we play this next? Do you remember the video Miserable?
Speaker 2: You can tell it's filmed in the UK, pouring out
Speaker 2: and that's probably like summer time. They're like, it's August, Chris,
Speaker 2: let's go down the seaside and film the video.
Speaker 1: He's sitting pelleded with He looks so.
Speaker 2: Cold as the song goes on, because they must be filming.
Speaker 2: They're all his cheeks get read or reader. I reckon
Speaker 2: he's got hypothermia.
Speaker 1: To this day.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell shown podcast over.
Speaker 2: The last twenty five years, done so many things with
Speaker 2: the band Coldplay. The most exciting thing they let me
Speaker 2: do once was I did a competition and I was
Speaker 2: allowed to bring two listeners on a private jet.
Speaker 1: How good is this? Right on a Friday with the band.
Speaker 2: So it's me, two listeners, the band and a really massive,
Speaker 2: mean looking bodyguard. Right, who would not take his eyes
Speaker 2: off me. He was constantly monitoring the whole time. And
Speaker 2: I'm married, I like the band.
Speaker 1: You can sleep on this flight, my friend.
Speaker 2: So we went to a private airfield with his two
Speaker 2: competition winners, who are like, just what experience. And I
Speaker 2: made a documentary A Day in the Life of cold Play,
Speaker 2: so we interviewed the whole band on the flight going there,
Speaker 2: and then beforehand because this is so much boring dead
Speaker 2: time for them, and so they were playing like five
Speaker 2: a side soccer. So I played five side soccer with
Speaker 2: them in the basement of this mega stadium we were
Speaker 2: in Frankfurt, and it was so cool, right because you
Speaker 2: saw what it must be up for them, although for
Speaker 2: them they were just like it was like this is
Speaker 2: a Friday. We're hoping that, they said after the show.
Speaker 2: The month the show ends, we run from the stage
Speaker 2: into the into the cars, the limos, and we go
Speaker 2: straight to the airport. Hopefully we're back in our own
Speaker 2: beds by one o'clock. And you wants if you're suddenly
Speaker 2: you're over the years of doing world tours when you're
Speaker 2: making it and you have you never thought this would happen,
Speaker 2: and then you do that you know, many more years.
Speaker 1: You just want to be in your own bed, right.
Speaker 2: So anyway, we land in Germany at Frankfurt Rhime and
Speaker 2: it's a private runway, there's private lands that there's no
Speaker 2: one comes to us as bassports right that night because
Speaker 2: obviously they're rock stars and that's it. You only notice
Speaker 2: small things. Oh we don't need to do you need
Speaker 2: to go and pick up your suitcases, like your drums
Speaker 2: and guitars from baggage carousel. Does someone do that for
Speaker 2: rock stars?
Speaker 1: You've never seen that ac dz Lund in their own gear.
Speaker 1: They're an airport, you know, in Brazil.
Speaker 2: So any then we I see that there is there's
Speaker 2: about ten blacked out SUVs and each one is CP one,
Speaker 2: CP two, CP three, all the way to CP nine.
Speaker 2: So as we were walking off the plane, I was
Speaker 2: chatting to Chris Martin, so I thought largest getting CP
Speaker 2: one with the main man. And then this big palm
Speaker 2: of a bodyguard who moved me not two.
Speaker 1: I was CP nine right at the back.
Speaker 2: And then we had these police outriders. So cars were
Speaker 2: moving over in the traffic just drive out speed. There
Speaker 2: was no red lights for us. They had those police
Speaker 2: comption the ones where they go ahead like a blowing
Speaker 2: the whistle. Yes, cavalcade strang to the belly of this stadium.
Speaker 2: It was an unbelievable experience. And then I've never been
Speaker 2: to see a live show in Germany. Everyone sits down,
Speaker 2: what they sit down, and then each song, after each song,
Speaker 2: they get up, and then.
Speaker 1: They sit back down and then they get the car.
Speaker 1: It was a strange, it was so what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never seen anything so polite and manner in
Speaker 2: my whole life.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Now I know this time of the show, your mom,
Speaker 2: dad all on the score.
Speaker 1: Rner.
Speaker 2: Now you've got the kids in the car and these
Speaker 2: words are for you kids in the car right now,
Speaker 2: because the future of Australia needs you, and specifically we
Speaker 2: need the next generation of builders, engineers, makers, doers, manifestos,
Speaker 2: table makers, balustrade, venders, carpenters.
Speaker 1: Thanks about I'm struggling a bit here. Who am I
Speaker 1: talking to?
Speaker 2: I tell who I'm talking to, TETs tiny Trade's this Friday.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to share my dream right now. I
Speaker 2: have a dream this Friday. There are children in the
Speaker 2: studio and they've got hammers, they've got nails, they've got screwdrivers,
Speaker 2: crosshead Phillips, they've got an impact driver twelve.
Speaker 1: Well, I can bring mine in.
Speaker 2: Circular saw all that's a band saws and they are
Speaker 2: taking each other on in a flat pack challenge.
Speaker 1: I love it. Tiny trads, t.
Speaker 12: Canday, building trading yesday.
Speaker 1: So if you're a kid and you love how being
Speaker 1: mumma dad around the house doing DIY, finally there's a
Speaker 1: radio game for you. They're like, he gets it.
Speaker 2: This guy after almost seven years on the radio, yap
Speaker 2: and is trappy, finally gets it.
Speaker 1: What about us young tradees on our way to school
Speaker 1: right now? It's all belt round their little garment heads.
Speaker 2: So where do we stand on Obviously there's probably some
Speaker 2: equipment safety wise. I know what this nanny state's like.
Speaker 2: You know, won'tless gone mad? You can't have a kid
Speaker 2: using a band source.
Speaker 5: Won'ts gone mad crazy?
Speaker 4: So no power tools are allowed for the.
Speaker 2: Children crying out loud and they're meant to learn anything
Speaker 2: these days.
Speaker 1: Let a kid graze their knee with a band saw.
Speaker 8: The majority of flat packs are done with the screwdriver.
Speaker 2: You're right, you're right, Ad, you get that add key
Speaker 2: and the dreaded hex key.
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, yes, so they're absolutely happy for them to
Speaker 8: do that. Depending age. We will have to look into
Speaker 8: that once they start entering. But if you're into it,
Speaker 8: and I.
Speaker 1: Don't think they've got to be under sixteen.
Speaker 7: Yeah, otherwise we kind of like a seventeen year old
Speaker 7: going up again apprentice.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you know, he'll actually be a trade at seventeen.
Speaker 1: We need like thirteen twelve year old's. Fourteen year olds.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's kind of where we're looking back. If you're
Speaker 8: a bit younger, but you've been doing it for years,
Speaker 8: you've been out in the back young going to be.
Speaker 2: Doing it for a nine year old has been doing
Speaker 2: it nine years having in this game.
Speaker 1: Came out the womb with a Phillips crosshead by You
Speaker 1: never know. Do you think we're going to get any
Speaker 1: kids doing this?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 5: So far, no one's called in.
Speaker 2: All right, the lines are open now for tiny trades. Okay,
Speaker 2: thirteen fifty five twenty two, now participate and tell me
Speaker 2: what Before the show, I said, by the way, you know,
Speaker 2: what do we think of a price here? And she
Speaker 2: said a thousand dollars. You can't giving a kid one
Speaker 2: thousand bucks they're walking out when they're going.
Speaker 1: Down the milk bar and buy the milk bar one
Speaker 1: thousand bucks.
Speaker 5: It's actually irresponsible.
Speaker 1: It is no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: The parents will have like nine hundred and fifty of that.
Speaker 2: You can't be bender all weekend.
Speaker 8: If we're getting them to come in on a Friday morning,
Speaker 8: they want to have something.
Speaker 4: To come and get the things like the start of
Speaker 4: school and stuff.
Speaker 2: People come in, they oh, they're going to be upset
Speaker 2: about skipping the start school on a Friday unless we
Speaker 2: give them one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I don't negotiate with terrorist slash kids. Spoken.
Speaker 2: That's gone, man, they're calling him. Now you will win,
Speaker 2: the winning kid, and listen if you sue the boss
Speaker 2: is giving us a thousand dollars, Let's say we keep
Speaker 2: it nine hundred for big lunch or something kids to
Speaker 2: be happy with, like ten twenty bucks. Ten bucks now
Speaker 2: no winner gets twenty bucks, runner up gets fifteen.
Speaker 1: And then there no losers of course as kids. Whoever's
Speaker 1: third they get ten bucks.
Speaker 5: Great, Yeah, that's a great pocket.
Speaker 1: The next nine hundred and fifty Okay, I'm happy with that.
Speaker 1: I thought you would be The Bogan's always happy with
Speaker 1: cash all right, So tiny Trades calling now those tiny
Speaker 1: trading hands got probably got cuts and making starting splinters
Speaker 1: and making the stuff on the weekend.
Speaker 2: Gnarly old man hands in the proper house. Yes, thirteen
Speaker 2: fifty five twenty two. Tiny trads line is open now.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Tiny Trades brand hw dream from the Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connell Show. This Friday, kids taking each other on in
Speaker 2: JII flatpat Challenge.
Speaker 1: I'm live right now on the IKE website looking at
Speaker 1: bedside tables. I'm looking at the Narvik.
Speaker 2: The Gullaberg know the more, the glad Dom, the Blimnas,
Speaker 2: the Nordsca, the Bighama.
Speaker 1: They sounds like Swedish metal bands. These are just bedside tables.
Speaker 1: Is the bend side table the Nalavik.
Speaker 5: Bedside tables are hard. Anything involving a draw.
Speaker 1: Is get out of it.
Speaker 2: This one here is at two hundred and sixty one
Speaker 2: five star reviews. Who is reviewing bedside this has no draws?
Speaker 1: It's got one shelf right, this is my level, right,
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at who's got the time to do
Speaker 1: these reviews?
Speaker 2: Two hundred and sixty one five star reviews. This bed
Speaker 2: side table side table. Very well priced for such a
Speaker 2: lovely little side table. The extra rack comes in handy, I'll.
Speaker 1: Say, sir.
Speaker 2: Very sturdy construction, great price, right side for a small space,
Speaker 2: also made of steel, very solid. Needs a still bedside table. However,
Speaker 2: is that glass of water in prisons?
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 2: This is for tiny Trades to future of builders in
Speaker 2: this country, and we asked if anyone was interested. The
Speaker 2: lines have lit up. There are so many of you
Speaker 2: that texting right now morning to Lachlan. I can't get
Speaker 2: through Christian. I'm fourteen years old. I would love to
Speaker 2: be on tiny tradees this Friday. Does it matter that
Speaker 2: I'm not an expert on building? I think it would
Speaker 2: matter more if you were an expot on building, Like
Speaker 2: how have you mastered the building at the age of fourteen?
Speaker 2: Although the house I live in is very drafty, I
Speaker 2: do believe some of the homes here and those won
Speaker 2: key tables maybe the kids have been making.
Speaker 12: Them trading Canday building time tradi yesday.
Speaker 1: Tad, can you build it? Tiny trades and can you
Speaker 1: win the cash? Cash for kids? That does not sound
Speaker 1: right because there's a game. It's all the chit's all
Speaker 1: a part board. You can trust a Christian O'Connell's show.
Speaker 1: It's got to bridge it now, Tiny Trady, who's thirteen?
Speaker 2: Good morning, Bridget. Hi, Hey, welcome to a show. You're
Speaker 2: live on a.
Speaker 1: School run right now? Yeah? Yeah, you're looking forward to
Speaker 1: going to school today? What's Tuesday? Like? Is it much fun?
Speaker 1: Bridge Tuesday?
Speaker 10: The timetime is not great.
Speaker 9: If I'm being in this, you.
Speaker 2: Can be honest with us. Please always be honest with me.
Speaker 2: Chat now, tell me about you and the Tiny Trading.
Speaker 2: What have you made?
Speaker 10: Well, I've made a bunch of Ikea furniture. Yeah, I
Speaker 10: feel pretty confident with those, and like I've painted my house.
Speaker 1: I like, I hope you're.
Speaker 5: Getting some pocket money.
Speaker 1: Can you come in and do mine?
Speaker 10: Obviously not on my own, but like I've helped.
Speaker 1: Wow, that doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: I'm still in very very impressive and Bridget, Mam and dad,
Speaker 2: okay with you coming in this Friday? Yeah, bring the tools, Bridget,
Speaker 2: You're through. You're the first Tiny Trading recruited for this Friday.
Speaker 1: Good luck, yay, thank you and listen, bring your brushes
Speaker 1: and paints.
Speaker 2: The studio needs to lick a baker can paint and
Speaker 2: win Paint and Winbridge. Okay, look forward to meeting your Friday.
Speaker 2: Thanks for calling in a good day's way.
Speaker 1: Bye, Leo is eleving morning, Leo.
Speaker 2: Hi Leo, how you doing lovely? Thanks for calling the show,
Speaker 2: Leo and listening in the morning. And so you think
Speaker 2: you might be a tiny trady.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I reckon I would be a good tiny trady
Speaker 10: because I've built a bedside table.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 10: And I've also built a chester jaw.
Speaker 1: I couldn't Chester draws. Those things they take like five
Speaker 1: or six hours, don't they? Leo?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I was up until I know nine dirty.
Speaker 2: And I'm just saying it's impressive. If you're burning the
Speaker 2: midnight oil, Leo, you've got to come through. You've got
Speaker 2: to come down Friday. This is an honor to have
Speaker 2: Leo there, the eleven year old master builder, and I
Speaker 2: get the feeling even if that's not finished. When we
Speaker 2: have to finish the show, you'll be here to maybe
Speaker 2: nine thirty pm Friday night, and none of us will
Speaker 2: be turn the lights out when you leave.
Speaker 1: But Leo, come on down Friday, tiny trader. You're through.
Speaker 9: We love your show.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Every morning, Oh pleas sure.
Speaker 2: I love that, Leo, thanks very much for coning in
Speaker 2: and looking forward to meeting you and mum and dad Friday.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, good luck.
Speaker 2: Chloe is also a tiny builder Morning Chloe. Hi, Hello Chloe.
Speaker 2: So you're on your way to school?
Speaker 1: And how old are you? Chloe?
Speaker 10: I'm fourteen years old?
Speaker 1: Fourteen? And what have you made so far? Tiny builder?
Speaker 4: What was that for?
Speaker 1: What have you made so far? What have you built?
Speaker 10: I built my own vanity. I built some seats from lizard.
Speaker 1: What for your lizard seeks? For your lizard?
Speaker 11: No ramps?
Speaker 1: Ramps? What is he ramping up to? What's he ramping
Speaker 1: up to? Getting out of the car? Where's he go in?
Speaker 1: That lizard seeks.
Speaker 5: A very complicated Chloe. That's this is high level stuff.
Speaker 5: How have you been learning to.
Speaker 1: Do all this?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 10: My dad taught me most of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I feel like I've let my daughters down.
Speaker 1: He built a lizard ramp once are they're going to
Speaker 1: survive out though? We're going to build a lizard ramp?
Speaker 5: You get.
Speaker 2: Keeping the economy alive? Now what I can't move on
Speaker 2: from a lizard ramp? What does it have the ramp for?
Speaker 2: To get into his little house.
Speaker 10: So the ramp goes from my bed to its to
Speaker 10: her cake, so she can just go where is she?
Speaker 1: I love this. This is so cool. It must take
Speaker 1: her ages to get up that ramp. Yes, an hour
Speaker 1: has gone on. It's only halfway up. I'm taking my time.
Speaker 1: It's hard, puffing and puffing all the way up here.
Speaker 1: I'm a lizard.
Speaker 2: You know those little feet, Chloe, you have to come through. Yes, yes, absolutely,
Speaker 2: anyone who can build a lizard ramp.
Speaker 1: Actual is high level. Chloe. All right, we'll see you Friday. Chloe,
Speaker 1: look forward to it.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show. Good morning to Rick. Christian. I used
Speaker 1: using cheap labor to put together some new purchases. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also my tire pressure. He's sorted out the engine oil
Speaker 2: changing as well. It still part of tiny trades. Damn you, Rick,
Speaker 2: you're on to me. Yes, all right, today's time waste,
Speaker 2: so once more for the best in show. You're off
Speaker 2: to Village Cinema's Gold Class. This is a group past,
Speaker 2: so four tickets of Gold Class go see Mission Impossible,
Speaker 2: the Final Reckoning this weekend at Village Cinema's Gold class today,
Speaker 2: were looking for your Bogan TV shows. What do the
Speaker 2: Bogans love to watch? Ncis Frankston.
Speaker 1: Sila.
Speaker 2: They have their own version of the Weakest Link. That's right,
Speaker 2: we kissed Lynx effect good. They love the new john
Speaker 2: Hammer TV show Your Friends and Neighbors, but it's a
Speaker 2: different one filled up on the Sunshine Coast you friends
Speaker 2: and Neighbors Silver, how I malet your mother gold married
Speaker 2: with cousins Christian O'Connor, and not Love Island. It's a
Speaker 2: far more powerful island. Who will leave Bogan Island? I'd
Speaker 2: watch that, I would watch that Silver Plus. All right, real,
Speaker 2: what have you got Bogan TV shows?
Speaker 5: Watching a show on YouTube? Actually? Yeah, the Joe Bogan experience.
Speaker 1: Oh, very good, very good.
Speaker 2: You're actually he has got Bogan characteristics, he wished up,
Speaker 2: loves conspiracy theories, loves a bond, loves lots.
Speaker 1: Of tattoos into mm A.
Speaker 5: Yes, oh my god, you're right.
Speaker 2: Bogan's right there, God plus very good.
Speaker 5: Two bloke girls, Yes, very good. Gold smoke O breaking Bear.
Speaker 2: Oh that's very good. Hasn't that been made? That's gold
Speaker 2: as well? You're on gold so far.
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 5: And it's probably not a gold and Happy Todays.
Speaker 2: There we go Brons just evening. Now, all right, what
Speaker 2: have you got then? Bogan TV Shows Text me four
Speaker 2: seventy five three one oh four three, good luck.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show Podcast.
Speaker 2: I've grabs today Gold Class group past four of you.
Speaker 2: Off to go and see whatever you want at Villa
Speaker 2: Cinemer's Gold Class. Everyone's weaving up Mission Impossible, the final
Speaker 2: Reckoning seat this weekend Village Cinema's Gold Class. Today, we're
Speaker 2: looking for your Bogan TV shows Rio get ready, you're
Speaker 2: gonna be busy.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of goldworthy ones. These are very good.
Speaker 5: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I think there'll be a part two tomorrow morning on
Speaker 2: the show. All Right, Bogan TV Shows, Game of Songs
Speaker 2: Gold Strong start already, everybody loves ray Bands, Sila your
Speaker 2: laugh Stacey, now me and member the Big TV Show
Speaker 2: Mega Marker was in it suits, Ye track suits, that's.
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Speaker 2: Lawyers in tracking mego Marco be Megan, wouldn't she.
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Speaker 2: Theory Gold well done, Winnie Blue Healers Silver.
Speaker 1: I still love this TV show.
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Speaker 5: Okay saying something.
Speaker 2: Bronze, Winnie bluey doing TV show Winnie Blue is very different?
Speaker 2: Who's that from bracos Joe? Well done, Flight of the Commodore.
Speaker 1: That's great. New entry there, Isaac Welcome.
Speaker 2: Ben ten good TV show, Ben ten Packer, jad Coke,
Speaker 2: Amy Hatchip.
Speaker 1: That's very good.
Speaker 2: The Handmaid's Rattail Peter Simms, well done for that one.
Speaker 2: The Thongs of Madison County Silver Caravan, Parks and Recreation,
Speaker 2: Friday Night Fights not Friday Night Lights.
Speaker 1: That's very good.
Speaker 2: Glenn Gooner Thrones, silver Fluss, How I met your mother's
Speaker 2: half sister who's married to your mother's half brother.
Speaker 5: I didn't meannny funny one.
Speaker 2: Eat well done. Not Bond I Rescue Bon Die rest
Speaker 2: you met Bond?
Speaker 1: That is so good? Is that?
Speaker 2: Simon Knay Bong's Silver u Boot, Betty silver Fuss, The
Speaker 2: bin Tang Theory, Oh God. And finally, but I think
Speaker 2: we do part two tomorrow on the show not Bewitched,
Speaker 2: but we bitched Chris. That's very good. Pickles just to
Speaker 2: have one winner today because they're also great.
Speaker 7: Impossible task, but I've to go with handsmade rattail.
Speaker 1: Well done.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much all the time waste as we
Speaker 2: are back tomorrow morning the confumal stories of coincidence and
Speaker 2: chants in what are the Odds?
Speaker 1: And more tiny treaties. Have a great day. Thanks for
Speaker 1: joining us. We done.
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