WEBVTT - FULL: Gary London 0:00:09.685 --> 0:00:10.725 I Heart podcasts. 0:00:10.845 --> 0:00:13.525 You can hear more Gold one four point three podcast 0:00:13.685 --> 0:00:17.044 playlist and listen live on the free iHeart. 0:00:16.725 --> 0:00:19.084 App Got anything good? 0:00:19.725 --> 0:00:26.964 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:27.085 --> 0:00:30.085 Patty House. Your day Yesterday, let's get into this mornings. 0:00:30.165 --> 0:00:33.365 Are you a Monday Winner or loser? Dear listener four 0:00:33.405 --> 0:00:36.445 some five three one O four three? Text me, which 0:00:36.485 --> 0:00:39.125 way do you go yesterday at your Monday Winner or loser? 0:00:39.165 --> 0:00:42.284 Hang on a minute, we've got production. Finally, after sixteen 0:00:42.324 --> 0:00:45.165 months on this, the producer woken up in the shake up. 0:00:45.205 --> 0:00:47.604 That's happening all right now on the team loser A 0:00:47.644 --> 0:00:48.445 Monday loser? 0:00:51.365 --> 0:00:52.085 Wow? 0:00:52.245 --> 0:00:53.364 High level four d. 0:00:53.565 --> 0:00:54.565 Jess, how long did that do? 0:00:54.765 --> 0:00:55.084 What if? 0:00:55.125 --> 0:00:55.965 You're a winner though? 0:01:00.205 --> 0:01:03.245 And that's me this week after several weeks of being 0:01:03.285 --> 0:01:05.565 a loser, I am finally a winner. 0:01:07.885 --> 0:01:08.205 Row one. 0:01:08.285 --> 0:01:12.804 Sorry this pep is too long, goes off like eight seconds. 0:01:13.365 --> 0:01:15.365 It needs to be sorry to team, but it needs 0:01:15.405 --> 0:01:15.725 to be. 0:01:17.445 --> 0:01:17.725 Cut. 0:01:18.005 --> 0:01:19.485 Yes, the winner takes it. 0:01:20.525 --> 0:01:23.285 Yeah, wow, you. 0:01:23.245 --> 0:01:25.645 Know intrigue, just fade it down at the back. 0:01:26.445 --> 0:01:29.565 Yeah, you're right. Then the sharp face action people get 0:01:29.605 --> 0:01:31.005 on it now. Team. 0:01:31.165 --> 0:01:35.125 You know I'm a winner because I got this. You 0:01:35.325 --> 0:01:38.805 butte seriously, it is the world's best bath mat. 0:01:38.925 --> 0:01:40.885 I'm not hitting you. 0:01:40.845 --> 0:01:44.965 At Aldi, high praise at Aldi. 0:01:45.525 --> 0:01:46.445 What material is it? 0:01:46.485 --> 0:01:47.285 Why is it so good? 0:01:48.085 --> 0:01:48.965 Why is it so good? 0:01:49.045 --> 0:01:49.285 Rio? 0:01:49.405 --> 0:01:49.845 You ask? 0:01:50.325 --> 0:01:53.245 It is double the size, so it is very long, 0:01:53.445 --> 0:01:55.365 so it covers a bigger surface area. 0:01:55.965 --> 0:01:56.925 It is very fine. 0:01:57.165 --> 0:02:00.445 I mean, how big are your feet? How big? Tune 0:02:00.485 --> 0:02:03.965 eat a bath mat? To be? Have you got an eight? 0:02:04.965 --> 0:02:06.885 Can it also double as a bath rug. 0:02:08.205 --> 0:02:10.605 It's like a meter and a half. It's it's enorm 0:02:12.685 --> 0:02:13.725 It's brilliant though. 0:02:14.605 --> 0:02:15.085 That's like. 0:02:19.445 --> 0:02:22.045 But you know, sometimes you have to have maybe like two, 0:02:22.165 --> 0:02:27.085 so you need one to one right outside there just 0:02:27.165 --> 0:02:29.165 one right outside the shower, and then by the time 0:02:29.205 --> 0:02:30.885 you get to the vanity to get all your stuff, 0:02:30.885 --> 0:02:33.045 you deodorant and your brush and stuff. 0:02:32.725 --> 0:02:33.525 You're still soggy. 0:02:33.805 --> 0:02:38.205 Yeah, and so it's kind of like kills two birds 0:02:38.205 --> 0:02:38.925 with the one stone. 0:02:38.965 --> 0:02:40.445 So it's brilliant and it's also. 0:02:40.405 --> 0:02:49.085 Very very entire, but it's brilliant. Anyway, they do their 0:02:49.085 --> 0:02:52.245 special buys once a year stuff, you know, they repeat 0:02:52.245 --> 0:02:54.725 it in twelve months, so I thought I only got 0:02:54.765 --> 0:02:55.484 one last time. 0:02:55.525 --> 0:02:57.765 I'll see what it's like. And I've just adored it 0:02:57.845 --> 0:02:59.245 so much. It's so plush. 0:02:59.285 --> 0:03:00.925 When you step out of the shower, it's like a 0:03:00.965 --> 0:03:04.445 little oh, it's like a pillow, just a bath. 0:03:04.645 --> 0:03:09.005 They're all like that. They use the same technology, don't. 0:03:09.205 --> 0:03:11.685 But some slide under your feet and they're not thick 0:03:11.805 --> 0:03:14.044 enough and they don't soak up enough water. 0:03:14.125 --> 0:03:15.885 This is just the perfect mix of everything. 0:03:16.405 --> 0:03:18.365 If you don't want me asking what that retail out 0:03:18.405 --> 0:03:19.085 twenty two. 0:03:19.045 --> 0:03:21.165 No, it was like twenty bars. 0:03:21.405 --> 0:03:27.165 Wow, wow, really and foot sounds roll it out. 0:03:27.885 --> 0:03:30.485 It's brilliant. So Saturday they had them again. So I 0:03:30.525 --> 0:03:31.445 went up Saturday. 0:03:31.925 --> 0:03:35.405 I bought the Miamis. This is getting out of the car, Chris, Chris, 0:03:35.925 --> 0:03:41.005 catch me up, sharp elbows. 0:03:41.045 --> 0:03:43.885 You know they see me coming anyway. 0:03:43.925 --> 0:03:45.965 So and I had to do all of the shopping. 0:03:46.165 --> 0:03:48.525 And as I've put all my groceries in the basket 0:03:48.725 --> 0:03:51.245 and sort of left to go out to the car, 0:03:51.565 --> 0:03:54.325 I've left the mats on the end of. 0:03:54.285 --> 0:03:58.325 The counter, haven't I God, you've lost somebody else's game. 0:03:59.005 --> 0:04:00.685 And then I got but then surely you'll be. 0:04:00.685 --> 0:04:05.685 A no, no, there's a part B. So I've got home, 0:04:05.725 --> 0:04:08.205 couldn't find them anywhere, And I thought, I said to. 0:04:08.245 --> 0:04:10.605 Chris, Where are these mets? I'm sure I put them anyway? 0:04:11.045 --> 0:04:13.045 How many do you buy? By the way, too, we 0:04:13.045 --> 0:04:13.925 should give one away. 0:04:14.245 --> 0:04:16.805 No, you're not having them for the listeners. I mean, 0:04:16.805 --> 0:04:18.285 I'm happy to go and get one for you today, 0:04:18.284 --> 0:04:19.164 but in mine? 0:04:19.245 --> 0:04:21.165 All right, Well can you get too, I'd like one. 0:04:21.485 --> 0:04:22.645 Anyone else on the team will. 0:04:22.565 --> 0:04:23.885 The bath mat. 0:04:25.885 --> 0:04:27.605 There's a couple of orders. Let's get some to give 0:04:27.604 --> 0:04:30.284 away to my showy. They're brilliant Wednesday. 0:04:30.005 --> 0:04:32.245 Anyway, so I realized i'd left it there. 0:04:32.284 --> 0:04:34.164 I went back to the store yesterday and the love 0:04:34.205 --> 0:04:36.365 God said, please don't bother the stuff like they've got 0:04:36.364 --> 0:04:37.004 better things to do. 0:04:37.205 --> 0:04:39.684 I mean, he's right, it's the principle. 0:04:39.325 --> 0:04:43.645 Is twenty dollars bath mat? Is it here? Three days? 0:04:43.804 --> 0:04:47.325 It's the manager here or the chief executive right to 0:04:47.924 --> 0:04:49.124 if there's a board meeting going on. 0:04:49.205 --> 0:04:52.565 Interrupting he was so brilliant, I said, look, I'm terribly sorry. 0:04:52.604 --> 0:04:54.365 I know you've got better things to do, and this 0:04:54.445 --> 0:04:56.645 is my silly fault, but I think I've left my 0:04:56.685 --> 0:04:59.085 bath mats here. And I had my docket and he 0:04:59.085 --> 0:05:01.125 said what time? And I said, gave him the time. 0:05:01.364 --> 0:05:03.604 He had to go and check the video for media. 0:05:04.325 --> 0:05:09.724 Going to the video replay that was in or. 0:05:11.484 --> 0:05:14.364 Customer behind her and he came back out and he said, yeah, 0:05:14.364 --> 0:05:16.325 you left it behind. You kept walking off and he 0:05:16.325 --> 0:05:18.685 said just go and get another couple. I said, thank 0:05:18.724 --> 0:05:21.404 you very much. So that is why I'm a Monday winner. 0:05:21.685 --> 0:05:25.925 Wow, shoes please go back today pastiestly we need to 0:05:25.924 --> 0:05:26.924 give them away tomorrow. 0:05:27.484 --> 0:05:31.284 Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast. 0:05:31.125 --> 0:05:34.125 Christian O'Connell's show. Text me how much you'll day yesterday? 0:05:34.125 --> 0:05:35.684 How did you start your week? Are you a Monday 0:05:35.724 --> 0:05:39.004 winner or loser? You can text the show on four 0:05:39.085 --> 0:05:42.924 seven five three one oh four three? Rio, are you 0:05:43.044 --> 0:05:49.005 a cut? Oh that's not that's not changed at all. 0:05:49.445 --> 0:05:53.484 It needs to be come here, fade down rapidly. 0:05:53.685 --> 0:05:54.565 We don't text it off. 0:05:54.724 --> 0:05:57.164 Yes, so I can physically fade it down. Pro watch 0:05:57.245 --> 0:05:59.525 this which one is it? 0:05:59.604 --> 0:05:59.765 Rio? 0:06:00.525 --> 0:06:00.604 Me? 0:06:00.924 --> 0:06:04.285 No, no, because I did that quickly, physically faded down 0:06:04.284 --> 0:06:05.444 and doing the producers Joss. 0:06:09.205 --> 0:06:13.484 It's a bit abrupt, yeah, but suddenly yeah yeah, so 0:06:13.525 --> 0:06:15.924 people right now they're really it's game on. So you 0:06:15.964 --> 0:06:17.285 are a loser. 0:06:20.125 --> 0:06:24.604 Or I am a winner? 0:06:24.885 --> 0:06:25.085 Yeah? 0:06:26.765 --> 0:06:29.844 I am a big, big winner actually yesterday morning and 0:06:29.885 --> 0:06:33.005 that is the advantages of doing breakfast radio. Woke up 0:06:33.044 --> 0:06:35.444 and I was the first person in anyone in the 0:06:35.525 --> 0:06:39.685 family to message my mother in law Happy birthday. 0:06:40.885 --> 0:06:43.844 Creep move the rest of your family. 0:06:43.964 --> 0:06:47.685 Don't like that, dude, No, no, no, that's sneaky pete behavior. 0:06:48.085 --> 0:06:49.885 I would take a dim view of that guy. 0:06:50.164 --> 0:06:51.444 No, well, I. 0:06:51.284 --> 0:06:53.124 Am, and I don't think anyone else probably in the 0:06:53.125 --> 0:06:53.844 family knows this. 0:06:53.964 --> 0:06:55.164 But I'm very competitive. 0:06:55.284 --> 0:06:58.724 And it's me and two other son in laws, and 0:06:58.804 --> 0:07:02.604 I'm constantly trying to maneuver myself to so that. 0:07:02.724 --> 0:07:05.005 I could see this being a movie the son in 0:07:05.085 --> 0:07:11.765 law's three rivals, and I'm being wedged on either side 0:07:11.765 --> 0:07:13.444 by two very different signing laws. 0:07:13.445 --> 0:07:16.804 We've got a very practical, practical, very useful sort of 0:07:16.885 --> 0:07:19.804 farmer and then on the other side, a very helpful, 0:07:19.885 --> 0:07:22.684 very lovely, heart of gold teacher primary school. 0:07:22.685 --> 0:07:26.765 Oh well, and then you're representing the humanities from the 0:07:26.845 --> 0:07:30.684 murky world of commercial breakfast radio. Oh no. 0:07:31.045 --> 0:07:33.565 So I'm constantly trying to wheezel any little edge that 0:07:33.645 --> 0:07:36.165 I can. And this was I think a decisive blow 0:07:36.165 --> 0:07:37.725 because I got a big message. 0:07:37.804 --> 0:07:39.645 So what are you talking, six am? Because that could 0:07:39.645 --> 0:07:41.445 have gone wrong, you know, where you're like, oh, you've 0:07:41.445 --> 0:07:43.645 woken me up and it's like an old dear's birthday. 0:07:44.085 --> 0:07:45.765 Oh so I didn't know you'd have your phone on 0:07:45.885 --> 0:07:47.565 the amount of times I've done that because you're right 0:07:47.605 --> 0:07:50.045 these hours thinking i'll take this off now I'll be done. 0:07:51.045 --> 0:07:52.725 Then you wake somebody out who don't love their phone 0:07:52.765 --> 0:07:53.845 on sign them Well. 0:07:53.725 --> 0:07:56.444 Yeah, I did a very early one five point forty. 0:07:56.165 --> 0:07:58.445 Five, and then rio that's like someone's die. 0:07:59.685 --> 0:08:02.205 You're right, that goes off right and you're like, who's dead? 0:08:03.565 --> 0:08:05.765 The phone goes off the middle of lights? It's something bad. 0:08:06.364 --> 0:08:07.884 It's not someone going less an audi? 0:08:07.885 --> 0:08:11.645 Have got those bar Oh godga gold get in the 0:08:11.685 --> 0:08:13.684 car now, well have you know? 0:08:13.804 --> 0:08:15.845 Thank you very much. It was very well received. 0:08:15.925 --> 0:08:18.205 She said, you're the first person in the family to 0:08:18.285 --> 0:08:19.324 actually message. 0:08:19.765 --> 0:08:21.565 Then I would have beaten. I mean I would have been. 0:08:22.125 --> 0:08:24.244 The fire was out of the milking cows. You know, 0:08:24.364 --> 0:08:26.445 the teacher's getting a class prepped. 0:08:26.605 --> 0:08:29.085 Yes, exactly, so now I think I think I normally 0:08:29.125 --> 0:08:30.605 see at three, but I reckon. 0:08:30.485 --> 0:08:32.405 Currently you're one one. 0:08:33.885 --> 0:08:35.205 She would have absolutely loved that. 0:08:35.365 --> 0:08:37.485 Have you guys used this new function now where you 0:08:37.525 --> 0:08:41.364 can delay the timing of a text message. Oh, I 0:08:41.725 --> 0:08:45.684 see pretty high tech, I felt so I used it 0:08:45.765 --> 0:08:46.205 last week. 0:08:46.245 --> 0:08:48.084 I felt really advanced. 0:08:48.365 --> 0:08:51.684 I wrote a message about five am and then pre 0:08:51.765 --> 0:08:54.125 selected to send it at nine thirty am. 0:08:54.324 --> 0:08:58.645 Oh, I need to know that good. 0:08:57.684 --> 0:09:00.205 Landing in the U inbox right now, even though I 0:09:00.245 --> 0:09:04.444 fired off at five am. That is, that's a great tip. 0:09:04.765 --> 0:09:06.645 I'm a massive Monday. 0:09:07.444 --> 0:09:13.084 Oh no, what they do? Hey, I'm a Monday I'm 0:09:13.084 --> 0:09:13.885 a Monday winner. 0:09:14.285 --> 0:09:18.085 Yesterday I was installed as CPO for my daughter's forthcoming 0:09:18.125 --> 0:09:20.324 twenty first she planning. 0:09:21.925 --> 0:09:23.325 She's really trusted you with that. 0:09:23.444 --> 0:09:24.485 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:09:24.525 --> 0:09:26.605 The first time I've ever really had to be in 0:09:26.684 --> 0:09:29.005 charge of a complete one. Normally been about fifty percent 0:09:29.045 --> 0:09:30.604 of it or I come up with the idea and 0:09:30.605 --> 0:09:33.685 then my wife will then take on. This day in 0:09:33.765 --> 0:09:35.925 July when my daughter turns twenty one, my wife is 0:09:35.925 --> 0:09:38.645 on a training course all day. So it is fall 0:09:38.804 --> 0:09:40.805 and I'm ready. I said, put me coach, put me 0:09:40.804 --> 0:09:41.205 in the game. 0:09:41.245 --> 0:09:42.204 Feels like a default. 0:09:42.204 --> 0:09:46.285 This is like the default doesn't take the Monday win 0:09:46.365 --> 0:09:46.925 away from me. 0:09:47.045 --> 0:09:49.604 Rio to bring him out of the VFL. 0:09:49.725 --> 0:09:51.765 No, no, no, no, no no, no, what I'm coming in. 0:09:52.005 --> 0:09:53.165 Put me in the game. Coach. 0:09:54.365 --> 0:09:56.165 Oh, what are you going to plan? What does she 0:09:56.245 --> 0:09:56.645 want to do? 0:09:57.005 --> 0:09:59.964 Well, what I've said is because it be July, and 0:10:00.005 --> 0:10:01.885 I said, the weather is still pretty good here in July, right, 0:10:01.925 --> 0:10:03.885 I know it's going to be winter enough. And I said, 0:10:03.885 --> 0:10:07.245 why don't I organize a wine tour, minimus. I'm going 0:10:07.285 --> 0:10:09.804 to go and knock over for the wineries during the day. Right, 0:10:10.245 --> 0:10:12.124 it's good, you go, you know, you you do the 0:10:12.165 --> 0:10:14.165 wine flight. She had some cheese and meat and you 0:10:14.204 --> 0:10:17.245 go into another one and you're grading them. And they said, 0:10:17.245 --> 0:10:20.084 so many beautiful wineries around Melbourne as well. And then 0:10:20.125 --> 0:10:22.525 also what it means this is what I'm really excited about. 0:10:22.925 --> 0:10:25.605 I will now get to work now on merch. 0:10:27.885 --> 0:10:30.165 Do you remember when she was eighteen, I took my 0:10:30.285 --> 0:10:34.165 dad daughter trip flying the nest and I made that 0:10:34.204 --> 0:10:36.804 the heart with wings on because she was flying the nest. 0:10:36.925 --> 0:10:37.925 How was it received that. 0:10:38.084 --> 0:10:40.445 She's still got the mugs and the cap and the 0:10:40.485 --> 0:10:42.085 T shirt and the hoodie. 0:10:42.845 --> 0:10:44.765 You also that I'm worried that you're going to fly 0:10:44.885 --> 0:10:46.325 too close to the sun because. 0:10:46.125 --> 0:10:48.525 You also wanted to put her face well literally close. 0:10:51.845 --> 0:10:53.724 You could hire a hot air balloon for an hour, 0:10:53.725 --> 0:10:55.125 and I was gonna put a baby photo up there 0:10:55.285 --> 0:10:58.165 like a big balloon, and. 0:10:57.285 --> 0:10:58.525 She obviously didn't anything about it. 0:10:58.564 --> 0:11:01.805 And my wife was pulled over by the police for 0:11:01.845 --> 0:11:04.285 doing an illegal move. And the police officers were like, 0:11:04.444 --> 0:11:06.444 there was a queen, see your license, and they were, oh, 0:11:06.444 --> 0:11:09.244 cod on when you're English, husband, isn't the gut? The 0:11:09.285 --> 0:11:11.245 English on the radio then were going and they went, 0:11:11.285 --> 0:11:14.765 are you ruby? She goes yes. He goes, Oh my god, 0:11:14.804 --> 0:11:16.884 you got to tell your dad. That is a terrible idea. 0:11:17.725 --> 0:11:19.365 And you know they've always got like two office as 0:11:19.365 --> 0:11:20.684 he went that guy on the radio, so he'm not 0:11:20.725 --> 0:11:24.045 putting this girl's baby photo on a hot air balloe. 0:11:24.564 --> 0:11:26.485 No, the merch needs to be designed. 0:11:26.485 --> 0:11:29.485 If anyone's got any idea, I need a pun around wine. 0:11:29.804 --> 0:11:31.645 Yeah, what about stubby holders. 0:11:32.204 --> 0:11:37.844 With the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:11:37.765 --> 0:11:41.045 I'm qussion excited for you planning your daughter's twenty first 0:11:41.045 --> 0:11:45.165 in July with a winery tour. Got a start of 0:11:45.245 --> 0:11:50.204 the t shirt merch logo have some cheese with your wine? 0:11:51.485 --> 0:11:53.564 All right, Look, we've got to start somewhere. It's work 0:11:53.605 --> 0:11:54.325 in progress. 0:11:54.564 --> 0:11:58.045 At the moment, I'm thinking, have a great day. It's 0:11:58.084 --> 0:12:01.165 a start what about what about you know that classic 0:12:01.204 --> 0:12:03.965 image of Leonardo DiCaprio. It's like a gift, isn't it 0:12:03.965 --> 0:12:08.405 of him toasting people from one great getsby Ah, the 0:12:08.564 --> 0:12:10.165 Grape Gap Spy. 0:12:10.845 --> 0:12:12.084 Doesn't it scan very well? 0:12:12.405 --> 0:12:16.525 What about grape expectations? 0:12:16.564 --> 0:12:16.964 Massive? 0:12:17.525 --> 0:12:20.125 The twenty year old year olds, that generation they love. 0:12:20.725 --> 0:12:24.285 They call him Dicko, and I say, show some respect 0:12:24.324 --> 0:12:25.564 to such Charles Dickens. 0:12:25.605 --> 0:12:27.125 You're always saying that they do. 0:12:27.245 --> 0:12:29.965 They love the classics, little Dorrits, you know all the 0:12:30.045 --> 0:12:30.765 Dickens work. 0:12:30.804 --> 0:12:33.324 You're fight. They were like, so, what's this reference to 0:12:33.845 --> 0:12:36.765 Charles Dickens? Oh? How old are you? Dad? Suddenly the 0:12:36.845 --> 0:12:39.485 chief planning officer is crumbling? Christian? 0:12:39.525 --> 0:12:41.604 What about a really nice gift would be for your daughter? 0:12:41.645 --> 0:12:43.844 On the twenty first? Is a personalized box of goon 0:12:44.885 --> 0:12:47.684 Actually that is a funny idea. Can you get them personalized? 0:12:47.845 --> 0:12:50.165 I didn't know you could, but tell let's just our 0:12:50.245 --> 0:12:52.885 star Resident Bogan ahead of all Bogan affairs on the show. 0:12:52.925 --> 0:12:55.445 Caitlin, I absolutely love it. 0:12:56.365 --> 0:12:57.804 So do you know can you get one? If you've 0:12:57.804 --> 0:12:59.165 seen a personalized goon box? 0:12:59.165 --> 0:13:01.245 What you can get and Rio will know this is 0:13:01.245 --> 0:13:04.324 you can get a wall mounted wooden box that has what. 0:13:04.285 --> 0:13:07.525 Do you mean between warm mountain that look great in 0:13:07.605 --> 0:13:08.964 a student sharehouse. 0:13:08.804 --> 0:13:10.084 It'd be perfect for her. 0:13:10.165 --> 0:13:12.245 That's like a ride of passage as a twenty one 0:13:12.285 --> 0:13:14.564 year old to have a goon sack hanging from the wall. 0:13:14.765 --> 0:13:16.444 Yes, and you actually passy. 0:13:16.525 --> 0:13:20.605 You can use the same person that did your microphone socks. 0:13:21.005 --> 0:13:23.165 Get them on, then have a good track care. 0:13:22.845 --> 0:13:25.005 Belonging on to Tim who right now, if you talk 0:13:25.084 --> 0:13:28.445 to Christian, I both a winner and sorry loser work 0:13:28.485 --> 0:13:31.364 in a petrol station. Two members of the team are 0:13:31.365 --> 0:13:33.684 on annually. Who had to do a twelve hour shift, 0:13:34.525 --> 0:13:37.084 which means no break, no toilet. 0:13:37.405 --> 0:13:38.005 These people the. 0:13:38.084 --> 0:13:41.245 Servo stations work so hard, Yeah, because they're constantly running. 0:13:41.525 --> 0:13:43.844 They're filling up that bladder of milk for the coffee machine, 0:13:43.845 --> 0:13:45.965 aren't they. Then people like us are like waiting to 0:13:45.965 --> 0:13:47.324 go and fill the car up and you're just looking 0:13:47.365 --> 0:13:50.484 in there and they've alwaysly got that alarm going. They've 0:13:50.485 --> 0:13:52.845 got the run back open that security bit of the 0:13:52.885 --> 0:13:55.444 side there. And then someone wants some wood, you've got 0:13:55.485 --> 0:13:55.964 to give them that. 0:13:55.925 --> 0:13:59.605 Special king toilet. Yes, they need roller skates. They worked 0:13:59.725 --> 0:14:00.204 very hard. 0:14:00.485 --> 0:14:02.645 Now, Kim, I'm sorry here's Kim by the way. Now 0:14:02.645 --> 0:14:05.005 you sign off your message to me saying Kim Barcelona. 0:14:05.485 --> 0:14:08.324 Is your name Kim Barcelona or are you listening in 0:14:08.564 --> 0:14:11.765 as I believe you people call it Bathelona. Can you 0:14:11.845 --> 0:14:15.485 let me know Kim Barcelona or Kim in Barcelona? Christiana 0:14:15.564 --> 0:14:19.405 my Monday winner. I found a one dollar coin with 0:14:19.725 --> 0:14:20.725 King Charles on it. 0:14:21.285 --> 0:14:22.285 Oh, they're out. 0:14:24.245 --> 0:14:27.005 King's Birthday game coming up with some of the big friends. Yeah. 0:14:27.485 --> 0:14:29.725 Used it on a five dollar scratch sheeet that won 0:14:29.845 --> 0:14:31.565 me ten dollars. 0:14:32.525 --> 0:14:36.205 You're halfway to getting an Audi bath mat. The King 0:14:36.325 --> 0:14:37.285 was useful for something. 0:14:37.565 --> 0:14:41.285 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:14:40.605 --> 0:14:43.685 In yesterday, text message from a recent new friend of 0:14:43.725 --> 0:14:48.245 the show, Wolfy World's Biggest Formula One fan, Oh, just saying, 0:14:48.365 --> 0:14:53.205 just chuckled at Patsy's pronunciation of Monico, which never had 0:14:53.205 --> 0:14:55.205 pronounced it mane goo goo what it was? 0:14:55.525 --> 0:14:56.845 No, I didn't say Monica. 0:14:57.125 --> 0:14:58.925 You did not say monogas. 0:14:58.605 --> 0:15:01.965 Wolfy, I want to be friends. I do want to 0:15:01.965 --> 0:15:03.005 be friends, or maybe. 0:15:02.845 --> 0:15:04.685 Trying and befriend the city of Monaco by getting the 0:15:04.765 --> 0:15:05.805 nameline monarch and co. 0:15:06.725 --> 0:15:07.525 No, what was it Menico? 0:15:07.565 --> 0:15:11.165 I think it was Monaco, Monaco. Maybe it's the local dialect. 0:15:11.645 --> 0:15:12.245 I've been there. 0:15:12.445 --> 0:15:14.965 It's very much note the locals who actually it's Monaco. 0:15:15.165 --> 0:15:18.125 You know what I reckon Wolfe should come in one morning? 0:15:18.165 --> 0:15:20.005 Oh yeah, yeah, and then what you class him? 0:15:20.085 --> 0:15:23.245 Yeah, read a sports bulletin. 0:15:23.365 --> 0:15:25.165 You do it with me? Is that the comedian that 0:15:25.245 --> 0:15:26.805 goes just to a heckler? You try and do this. 0:15:26.925 --> 0:15:29.325 I saw I saw a struggling comedian and do that 0:15:29.365 --> 0:15:30.885 move on something. Go you get up here and do it. 0:15:30.925 --> 0:15:32.565 And the person went out and we're a lot better 0:15:32.565 --> 0:15:38.525 than the comedian. Wolf starts smashing that news, knows what 0:15:38.605 --> 0:15:40.965 sport is and suddenly, hello, mister Wolfe, you're hired. 0:15:41.725 --> 0:15:44.285 It's a new jack Post Wolfy. It was right there 0:15:44.285 --> 0:15:48.845 in front of who blases Jack Post some listenerle wolf 0:15:49.085 --> 0:15:49.965 It's just wolf. 0:15:49.845 --> 0:15:54.205 Yeah, Christian, Yes, this is big breaking news. I am very, 0:15:54.325 --> 0:16:03.125 very excited. Kim is not from Barcelona. She is Kim Barcelona. Yes, 0:16:03.205 --> 0:16:04.965 this is great. Also she's got Christian. 0:16:04.965 --> 0:16:07.885 You love this. I double down on it. My car, 0:16:07.925 --> 0:16:11.484 Regio Barsa one Oh Wow. 0:16:11.645 --> 0:16:18.925 Nicknamed for Barcelona, as Patsy called it, barcelonas drive in 0:16:18.965 --> 0:16:23.765 now a spot for the sports at least you'll be keeping. 0:16:23.525 --> 0:16:24.845 All the f one fans happy. 0:16:25.045 --> 0:16:29.325 So I'm now thinking, by nine o'clock this morning, can 0:16:29.365 --> 0:16:33.565 we find ten other people right whose surname is a place. 0:16:34.045 --> 0:16:36.045 So we start with Kim Bathlona. 0:16:36.365 --> 0:16:37.205 I actually have one. 0:16:37.285 --> 0:16:39.525 I used to play footy back in Sydney with a 0:16:39.525 --> 0:16:41.125 guy called Jack Hollywood. 0:16:42.965 --> 0:16:44.244 He changed his name to that. 0:16:44.445 --> 0:16:44.805 You know what. 0:16:44.885 --> 0:16:49.165 His parents both had different surnames, obviously, but they couldn't 0:16:49.165 --> 0:16:50.604 decide on what the kid would so they. 0:16:50.605 --> 0:16:51.445 Created a new one. 0:16:51.485 --> 0:16:53.525 So he's Jack Hollywood and she's just. 0:16:53.485 --> 0:16:58.605 Like Australia no way, Jack Hollywood proper has he gone 0:16:58.605 --> 0:17:00.405 on to have like a significant life. 0:17:00.485 --> 0:17:01.645 He is an accountant. 0:17:02.765 --> 0:17:05.125 You remember that guy, don't you? Who's lock enough to 0:17:05.165 --> 0:17:06.804 your money is Hollywood money. 0:17:07.245 --> 0:17:09.805 Hey, my name is a place. My married name is 0:17:09.805 --> 0:17:14.005 a place Newman in Western Australia. It's a town in 0:17:14.045 --> 0:17:14.925 Western Australia. 0:17:15.445 --> 0:17:17.805 We added to the list. 0:17:18.205 --> 0:17:23.285 Take that, so we've got your mate, Jack Hollywood. Patricia Newman, 0:17:23.645 --> 0:17:28.205 Patricia patraya patraya sorry is how they pronounce it a 0:17:28.325 --> 0:17:32.165 local dialect, same way manas. 0:17:33.205 --> 0:17:35.285 Newman as in new Men. 0:17:35.805 --> 0:17:36.005 Yeah. 0:17:36.285 --> 0:17:37.605 Well some people put you in there. 0:17:38.565 --> 0:17:41.285 Some people don't pronounce Monico Monaco, but let's not split hairs. 0:17:41.325 --> 0:17:45.365 This morning on the show, a friend of mine was 0:17:45.405 --> 0:17:48.004 working for a London radio station and they said that 0:17:48.045 --> 0:17:50.405 they were going to be getting with the presentersunless they 0:17:50.405 --> 0:17:56.405 were bear to change their names to London locations. So 0:17:56.445 --> 0:17:59.565 he became Overnight to keep his job, Gary London. 0:18:02.605 --> 0:18:05.445 They then ship Candy him anywhere. Remember going to meet him? 0:18:05.445 --> 0:18:07.165 Mean, you know when someone's had bad news, you've got 0:18:07.205 --> 0:18:09.165 a time when you make the first time, I went 0:18:09.245 --> 0:18:11.125 third beer and I just went we're doing about that name? 0:18:11.205 --> 0:18:13.205 He went too soon, all right? So we're looking for 0:18:13.325 --> 0:18:15.205