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Speaker 2: You can hear more Gold one four point three podcast

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Speaker 1: App Got anything good?

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Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Patty House. Your day Yesterday, let's get into this mornings.

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Speaker 2: Are you a Monday Winner or loser? Dear listener four

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Speaker 2: some five three one O four three? Text me, which

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Speaker 2: way do you go yesterday at your Monday Winner or loser?

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Speaker 2: Hang on a minute, we've got production. Finally, after sixteen

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Speaker 2: months on this, the producer woken up in the shake up.

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Speaker 1: That's happening all right now on the team loser A

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Speaker 1: Monday loser?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 1: High level four d.

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Speaker 4: Jess, how long did that do?

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Speaker 3: What if?

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Speaker 1: You're a winner though?

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Speaker 4: And that's me this week after several weeks of being

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Speaker 4: a loser, I am finally a winner.

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Speaker 1: Row one.

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Speaker 2: Sorry this pep is too long, goes off like eight seconds.

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Speaker 2: It needs to be sorry to team, but it needs

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Speaker 2: to be.

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Speaker 1: Cut.

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Speaker 5: Yes, the winner takes it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, you.

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Speaker 4: Know intrigue, just fade it down at the back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Then the sharp face action people get

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Speaker 1: on it now. Team.

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Speaker 6: You know I'm a winner because I got this. You

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Speaker 6: butte seriously, it is the world's best bath mat.

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Speaker 4: I'm not hitting you.

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Speaker 6: At Aldi, high praise at Aldi.

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Speaker 5: What material is it?

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Speaker 1: Why is it so good?

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Speaker 4: Why is it so good?

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Speaker 1: Rio?

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Speaker 4: You ask?

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Speaker 6: It is double the size, so it is very long,

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Speaker 6: so it covers a bigger surface area.

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Speaker 5: It is very fine.

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Speaker 1: I mean, how big are your feet? How big? Tune

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Speaker 1: eat a bath mat? To be? Have you got an eight?

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Speaker 1: Can it also double as a bath rug.

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Speaker 4: It's like a meter and a half. It's it's enorm

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Speaker 4: It's brilliant though.

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Speaker 1: That's like.

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Speaker 6: But you know, sometimes you have to have maybe like two,

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Speaker 6: so you need one to one right outside there just

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Speaker 6: one right outside the shower, and then by the time

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Speaker 6: you get to the vanity to get all your stuff,

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Speaker 6: you deodorant and your brush and stuff.

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Speaker 1: You're still soggy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and so it's kind of like kills two birds

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Speaker 6: with the one stone.

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Speaker 4: So it's brilliant and it's also.

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Speaker 6: Very very entire, but it's brilliant. Anyway, they do their

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Speaker 6: special buys once a year stuff, you know, they repeat

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Speaker 6: it in twelve months, so I thought I only got

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Speaker 6: one last time.

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Speaker 4: I'll see what it's like. And I've just adored it

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Speaker 4: so much. It's so plush.

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Speaker 6: When you step out of the shower, it's like a

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Speaker 6: little oh, it's like a pillow, just a bath.

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Speaker 1: They're all like that. They use the same technology, don't.

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Speaker 6: But some slide under your feet and they're not thick

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Speaker 6: enough and they don't soak up enough water.

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Speaker 4: This is just the perfect mix of everything.

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Speaker 1: If you don't want me asking what that retail out

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Speaker 1: twenty two.

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Speaker 4: No, it was like twenty bars.

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Speaker 1: Wow, wow, really and foot sounds roll it out.

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Speaker 4: It's brilliant. So Saturday they had them again. So I

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Speaker 4: went up Saturday.

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Speaker 1: I bought the Miamis. This is getting out of the car, Chris, Chris,

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Speaker 4: You know they see me coming anyway.

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Speaker 6: So and I had to do all of the shopping.

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Speaker 6: And as I've put all my groceries in the basket

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Speaker 6: I've left the mats on the end of.

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Speaker 2: The counter, haven't I God, you've lost somebody else's game.

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Speaker 1: And then I got but then surely you'll be.

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Speaker 6: A no, no, there's a part B. So I've got home,

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Speaker 6: couldn't find them anywhere, And I thought, I said to.

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Speaker 4: Chris, Where are these mets? I'm sure I put them anyway?

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Speaker 1: How many do you buy? By the way, too, we

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Speaker 6: No, you're not having them for the listeners. I mean,

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Speaker 6: I'm happy to go and get one for you today,

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Speaker 6: but in mine?

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Speaker 2: All right, Well can you get too, I'd like one.

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Speaker 2: Anyone else on the team will.

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Speaker 1: The bath mat.

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Speaker 2: There's a couple of orders. Let's get some to give

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Speaker 2: away to my showy. They're brilliant Wednesday.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, so I realized i'd left it there.

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Speaker 6: I went back to the store yesterday and the love

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Speaker 6: God said, please don't bother the stuff like they've got

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Speaker 6: better things to do.

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Speaker 4: I mean, he's right, it's the principle.

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Speaker 1: Is twenty dollars bath mat? Is it here? Three days?

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Speaker 2: It's the manager here or the chief executive right to

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Speaker 6: Interrupting he was so brilliant, I said, look, I'm terribly sorry.

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Speaker 6: I know you've got better things to do, and this

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Speaker 6: is my silly fault, but I think I've left my

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Speaker 6: bath mats here. And I had my docket and he

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Speaker 6: said what time? And I said, gave him the time.

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Speaker 6: He had to go and check the video for media.

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Speaker 1: Going to the video replay that was in or.

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Speaker 6: Customer behind her and he came back out and he said, yeah,

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Speaker 6: you left it behind. You kept walking off and he

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Speaker 6: said just go and get another couple. I said, thank

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Speaker 6: you very much. So that is why I'm a Monday winner.

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Speaker 2: Wow, shoes please go back today pastiestly we need to

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Speaker 2: give them away tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's show. Text me how much you'll day yesterday?

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Speaker 2: How did you start your week? Are you a Monday

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Speaker 2: winner or loser? You can text the show on four

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Speaker 2: seven five three one oh four three? Rio, are you

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Speaker 2: a cut? Oh that's not that's not changed at all.

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Speaker 2: It needs to be come here, fade down rapidly.

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Speaker 5: We don't text it off.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so I can physically fade it down. Pro watch

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Speaker 2: this which one is it?

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Speaker 1: Rio?

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Speaker 3: Me?

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Speaker 2: No, no, because I did that quickly, physically faded down

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Speaker 2: and doing the producers Joss.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit abrupt, yeah, but suddenly yeah yeah, so

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Speaker 1: people right now they're really it's game on. So you

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Speaker 1: are a loser.

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Speaker 5: Or I am a winner?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: I am a big, big winner actually yesterday morning and

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Speaker 7: that is the advantages of doing breakfast radio. Woke up

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Speaker 7: and I was the first person in anyone in the

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Speaker 7: family to message my mother in law Happy birthday.

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Speaker 1: Creep move the rest of your family.

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Speaker 2: Don't like that, dude, No, no, no, that's sneaky pete behavior.

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Speaker 1: I would take a dim view of that guy.

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Speaker 5: No, well, I.

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Speaker 7: Am, and I don't think anyone else probably in the

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Speaker 7: family knows this.

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Speaker 5: But I'm very competitive.

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Speaker 7: And it's me and two other son in laws, and

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Speaker 2: I could see this being a movie the son in

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Speaker 2: law's three rivals, and I'm being wedged on either side

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Speaker 2: by two very different signing laws.

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Speaker 7: We've got a very practical, practical, very useful sort of

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Speaker 7: farmer and then on the other side, a very helpful,

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Speaker 7: very lovely, heart of gold teacher primary school.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, and then you're representing the humanities from the

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Speaker 1: murky world of commercial breakfast radio. Oh no.

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Speaker 7: So I'm constantly trying to wheezel any little edge that

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Speaker 7: I can. And this was I think a decisive blow

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Speaker 7: because I got a big message.

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Speaker 2: So what are you talking, six am? Because that could

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Speaker 2: have gone wrong, you know, where you're like, oh, you've

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Speaker 2: woken me up and it's like an old dear's birthday.

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Speaker 2: Oh so I didn't know you'd have your phone on

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Speaker 2: the amount of times I've done that because you're right

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Speaker 2: these hours thinking i'll take this off now I'll be done.

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Speaker 2: Then you wake somebody out who don't love their phone

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Speaker 2: on sign them Well.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I did a very early one five point forty.

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Speaker 4: Five, and then rio that's like someone's die.

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Speaker 2: You're right, that goes off right and you're like, who's dead?

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Speaker 2: The phone goes off the middle of lights? It's something bad.

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Speaker 2: It's not someone going less an audi?

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Speaker 1: Have got those bar Oh godga gold get in the

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much. It was very well received.

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Speaker 7: She said, you're the first person in the family to

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Speaker 5: Then I would have beaten. I mean I would have been.

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Speaker 1: The fire was out of the milking cows. You know,

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Speaker 1: the teacher's getting a class prepped.

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Speaker 7: Yes, exactly, so now I think I think I normally

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Speaker 5: Currently you're one one.

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Speaker 1: She would have absolutely loved that.

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Speaker 2: Have you guys used this new function now where you

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Speaker 2: can delay the timing of a text message. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: I felt really advanced.

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Speaker 2: I wrote a message about five am and then pre

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Speaker 2: selected to send it at nine thirty am.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I need to know that good.

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Speaker 2: Landing in the U inbox right now, even though I

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Speaker 2: fired off at five am. That is, that's a great tip.

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Speaker 2: I'm a massive Monday.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, what they do? Hey, I'm a Monday I'm

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Speaker 1: a Monday winner.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday I was installed as CPO for my daughter's forthcoming

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Speaker 2: twenty first she planning.

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Speaker 5: She's really trusted you with that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: The first time I've ever really had to be in

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Speaker 2: charge of a complete one. Normally been about fifty percent

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Speaker 2: of it or I come up with the idea and

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Speaker 2: then my wife will then take on. This day in

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Speaker 2: July when my daughter turns twenty one, my wife is

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Speaker 2: on a training course all day. So it is fall

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Speaker 2: and I'm ready. I said, put me coach, put me

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Speaker 2: in the game.

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Speaker 5: Feels like a default.

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Speaker 1: This is like the default doesn't take the Monday win

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Speaker 1: away from me.

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Speaker 5: Rio to bring him out of the VFL.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no, no, what I'm coming in.

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Speaker 1: Put me in the game. Coach.

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Speaker 4: Oh, what are you going to plan? What does she

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Speaker 2: Well, what I've said is because it be July, and

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Speaker 2: I said, the weather is still pretty good here in July, right,

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Speaker 2: I know it's going to be winter enough. And I said,

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Speaker 2: why don't I organize a wine tour, minimus. I'm going

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Speaker 2: to go and knock over for the wineries during the day. Right,

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Speaker 2: it's good, you go, you know, you you do the

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Speaker 2: I'm qussion excited for you planning your daughter's twenty first

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Speaker 2: What about a really nice gift would be for your daughter?

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Speaker 8: What you can get and Rio will know this is

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Speaker 4: It'd be perfect for her.

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Speaker 5: Yes, and you actually passy.

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Speaker 7: You can use the same person that did your microphone socks.

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Speaker 2: Trying and befriend the city of Monaco by getting the

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Speaker 4: You know what I reckon Wolfe should come in one morning?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, read a sports bulletin.

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Speaker 2: I saw I saw a struggling comedian and do that

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Speaker 1: It's a new jack Post Wolfy. It was right there

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Christian, Yes, this is big breaking news. I am very,

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Speaker 1: You love this. I double down on it. My car,

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Speaker 2: Nicknamed for Barcelona, as Patsy called it, barcelonas drive in

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Speaker 6: Hey, my name is a place. My married name is

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Speaker 2: Patricia patraya patraya sorry is how they pronounce it a

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Speaker 4: Well some people put you in there.

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Speaker 2: Some people don't pronounce Monico Monaco, but let's not split hairs.

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Speaker 2: Mean, you know when someone's had bad news, you've got

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Speaker 2: It might be you, it might be someone you've worked with.

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Speaker 2: Surname is a place you can give us a call.

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Speaker 2: Thirteen fifty five twenty two Ria. Who do we have

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Speaker 7: We have Patrina Newman, Jack Hollywood and Gary London.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and then our listeners who started this and inspired it,

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: If you just missed the sports sings a half six,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Overnight, did you know you could do that?

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Speaker 2: Let me just rewind my record all the Pantcy's News

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's both pass back up.

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Speaker 4: And Lando Norris is one. He's made in Monarco f one.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, passa. Where was the other good?

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Speaker 2: Not saying anything howard wise, because you get the stink

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Speaker 4: I can't sink you worried.

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Speaker 1: But it's more needles and pins and a dollar. My

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Speaker 2: Okay, So Christian, I've got a great idea. By the way,

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Speaker 2: I've been thinking it driving into work today. You're right

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Speaker 2: in charge of planning your daughter's forth coming twenty First,

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Speaker 2: what about you're doing.

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Speaker 1: A what like a wine tour?

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Speaker 2: What about having an image of a engraved on stemless

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Speaker 2: wine glasses. I've used this before, company called Express Primo

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Speaker 7: Hey, you know what, that's a class right show once, yes,

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Speaker 5: This is a great idea.

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Speaker 2: I don't like STEMI wineglasses, stemless ones.

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Speaker 2: I know you're looking for surnames that our places after

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Speaker 2: one of the one of us listeners is called Kim Barcelona,

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Speaker 2: Mark Rochford, same as the winery. Pronounce the same way.

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Speaker 2: My surname is Charlwood. I think it's a town near

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Speaker 2: Heathrow Airport in London. It is Jim Christian. My last

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Speaker 1: England, Amanda Coventry. That does Christian. I work with a bloke.

449
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Speaker 1: His full name is Dale Island.

450
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Speaker 2: Dale Island is like an Irish singer. And now welcome

451
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Speaker 2: to to the RSL all the way from the Emerald

452
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Speaker 2: al Dell Island.

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Speaker 1: That is a fantastic one. We've got some callers here.

454
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Speaker 1: By the way.

455
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Speaker 2: I just had an email coming from Mark, who's at

456
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Speaker 2: work already.

457
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Speaker 1: Morning Mark. It's not surname, but I used to work

458
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Speaker 1: with a guy called Sidney Harbor.

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Speaker 2: No, no, come on, Harbor, that's not We're not following

460
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Speaker 2: for that one.

461
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Speaker 1: Mar I need evidence, okay, otherwise we're going to throw

462
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Speaker 1: it out. It's up there with Monaco. Nancy, Nancy, welcome

463
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Speaker 1: to the show.

464
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Speaker 9: Oh thank you. I'm listening to you again with my son.

465
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Speaker 9: We're driving to soccer. We did it last time.

466
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Speaker 1: How's he getting on?

467
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Speaker 9: He's doing really well. He's he's always wrong.

468
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Speaker 1: Listen, listen. Australians are struggling to qualify for the World

469
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Speaker 1: Cup at the moment. Get him to hurry up.

470
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Speaker 9: Look he's half that, so maybe he'll play for the

471
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Speaker 9: Netherlands instead. I'm not sure.

472
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Speaker 2: He already wants to play for a better country.

473
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Speaker 9: And can I can I just say the lady who

474
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Speaker 9: had me on hold, who sort of talks to me

475
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Speaker 9: before I speak to you, she was just lovely. She

476
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Speaker 9: knew I was lying when I said I didn't have

477
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Speaker 9: when I said I had the hands the mobile up

478
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Speaker 9: to my ear.

479
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Speaker 1: Are you sure you she gets very upset about that.

480
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Speaker 9: Is gorgeous.

481
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Speaker 1: She's straight. Yeah, it can't be can.

482
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Speaker 2: Otherwise you would have a lot of swear and stuff

483
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Speaker 2: like that.

484
00:22:03,885 --> 00:22:05,765
Speaker 9: I was a child and she was my mom.

485
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Speaker 2: She's she's well, she's very well trained. We don't not

486
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Speaker 2: the hands free, so thank you for Yeah, she would

487
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Speaker 2: have been terrifying. It's like a lifeguard at the swimming

488
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Speaker 2: ball blowing that whistle.

489
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Speaker 1: No Christians to Nancy, what is the surname?

490
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Speaker 9: Well, my mom's surname is Salem.

491
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, which actually actually is an Arabic word which

492
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Speaker 1: means pete.

493
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Speaker 9: It's it's Salem. So it's one of my favorite Eminem songs.

494
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Speaker 2: Did not expect to hear that morning, Nancy, You've got

495
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Speaker 2: to do your my life in pop music.

496
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Speaker 1: Let's get some Eminem. Let's get some stam in there

497
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Speaker 1: without you we want to do, Nancy, don't.

498
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Speaker 9: Worry on the on the drives in the morning. I've

499
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Speaker 9: got the music blairing sometimes before and then we listen

500
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Speaker 9: to you, and then we've got the music blearing.

501
00:23:00,245 --> 00:23:01,805
Speaker 1: So it's great, brilliant, great stuff.

502
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Speaker 2: And what's the name of your son again, Nancy, Tom

503
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Speaker 2: Tom Tom Tom Salem?

504
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Speaker 9: Do you want to say?

505
00:23:07,765 --> 00:23:15,005
Speaker 2: How do we to Tom Tom? Sorryes you mind just

506
00:23:15,045 --> 00:23:16,885
Speaker 2: throwing you live on the radio this morning? That is

507
00:23:16,925 --> 00:23:19,165
Speaker 2: not what you need it like just before seven o'clock,

508
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Speaker 2: and I choose the other way to.

509
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Speaker 1: Training right now.

510
00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:24,525
Speaker 2: True, Now, tell me a name, a name like the

511
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Speaker 2: future soccer star like Tom Salem. I'm hearing a striker

512
00:23:27,685 --> 00:23:29,285
Speaker 2: you up front or your midfield general.

513
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Speaker 1: I'm more of a menu wh okay.

514
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Speaker 2: Tom Salem, he's not bringing peace, he's bringing war. I'm

515
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Speaker 2: happy to be your agent. I'll take a very generous

516
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Speaker 2: ninety five percent cup only if you move Intoland. If

517
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Speaker 2: you're playing here, you can have ninety.

518
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Speaker 1: League. Tom listen, good luck with the Korean being a

519
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:50,805
Speaker 1: smart star. Hope. Do you make it into Patsy's news

520
00:23:50,925 --> 00:23:52,605
Speaker 1: where she'll get your name wrong one morning?

521
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Speaker 2: To take care, Tom, Thank you very much.

522
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Speaker 1: Nancy.

523
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Speaker 2: There's got a Jimmy the Garbo Morning. Jimmy the Garbo.

524
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Speaker 9: Ah, good morning, came out O'Connell. Now I've got a story.

525
00:24:03,325 --> 00:24:06,965
Speaker 9: My lovely daughter's got a long, convoluted Greek surname, but

526
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Speaker 9: she was lucky.

527
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Speaker 3: I'm a guy called James England.

528
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Speaker 1: What a name something out of a Q Grant movie.

529
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Speaker 1: Name is James Jimmy England.

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Speaker 9: James James England, Jimmy the Greek.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and so it is your daughter, Nancy England.

532
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Speaker 10: Now she's Nicole fus Nicole.

533
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Speaker 1: Nancy was I sorry, I'm still learning. Not everyone's called

534
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Speaker 1: Nancy Australia. I'll get it right one day.

535
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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

536
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Speaker 2: They're going to join us this one. It's the Christian

537
00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:49,605
Speaker 2: O'Connell's show. It's time now. It's kind of like radio

538
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Speaker 2: therapy Ventel spleen. Do not go to work angry today,

539
00:24:54,085 --> 00:24:56,325
Speaker 2: or if you're a shift worker, do not get into

540
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Speaker 2: bed right now. Angry small thing, big rage, small thing.

541
00:25:05,445 --> 00:25:07,965
Speaker 2: It's the small thing to life. They give us big rage.

542
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Speaker 2: Share them with right now. Call the rage line thirteen

543
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Speaker 2: fifty five twenty two.

544
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Speaker 1: One of them out to say, is hugely controversial, probably

545
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Speaker 1: going to be trending by midday. I may get canceled.

546
00:25:19,325 --> 00:25:22,125
Speaker 1: Could be the last show. Too hot to handle, too

547
00:25:22,205 --> 00:25:28,045
Speaker 1: cold to call, the calling ghostbusters. Anyway. Let me tell

548
00:25:28,085 --> 00:25:30,445
Speaker 1: you this, love Australia.

549
00:25:30,685 --> 00:25:35,005
Speaker 2: I am Australian now I just want to press you know,

550
00:25:35,525 --> 00:25:38,205
Speaker 2: coming up for seven years living here, love this place.

551
00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:41,005
Speaker 2: But I'm just going to say this great city that

552
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Speaker 2: is my home. It's a wonky eerst city.

553
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Speaker 5: What first we had to I tell.

554
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Speaker 2: You what it takes an outsided to see what you're

555
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Speaker 2: blind to see. You tell me how many how many

556
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Speaker 2: cafes have you been in this year alone? With a

557
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Speaker 2: one key table.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of wonkey tables and the cafes of Melbourne.

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Speaker 7: Okay, yes, come and be honest with you. The last

560
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Speaker 7: cafe I went to, we did have to get a

561
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Speaker 7: little napkub.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can you do that thing? We're like, oh,

563
00:26:04,845 --> 00:26:06,605
Speaker 2: we've got a wonky table. You look around two busys

564
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Speaker 2: swap tables. Then you have to do that. I'll try

565
00:26:08,405 --> 00:26:11,845
Speaker 2: and catch his eyes busy at the moment that bil

566
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Speaker 2: got a wonky table. Follow it, check my passport, dual identity.

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Speaker 2: You try and then do the little fold into squares

568
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Speaker 2: and then you put it on the table.

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Speaker 1: Is not quite right, is it? It?

570
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Speaker 2: Just fix the problem, that's it? And you did coffee

571
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Speaker 2: turns up. They filled it beautifully to the brim. Suddenly

572
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Speaker 2: you're wired about movie one of you.

573
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Speaker 1: Then.

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Speaker 2: So I was out to lunch with a friend on

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Speaker 2: Sunday and we had a wonky table and we're having

576
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Speaker 2: a glass of wine each and so the only way

577
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Speaker 2: to fix it I had to lean forward with my

578
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Speaker 2: forearm on the table like I was making a series

579
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Speaker 2: of significant points in my frame.

580
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Speaker 1: Clive, if I took a land mind if I stepped

581
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Speaker 1: off it.

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Speaker 5: The whole film is the wine good core exercise.

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Speaker 7: It was like I hate to admit that you're right,

584
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Speaker 7: but you now that you have a lot of wonky Is.

585
00:27:01,885 --> 00:27:03,845
Speaker 1: It about the wonky tables of Melbourne?

586
00:27:03,925 --> 00:27:05,885
Speaker 7: Is it the table that's the problem or is it

587
00:27:06,085 --> 00:27:07,725
Speaker 7: Melbourne's gradients?

588
00:27:09,125 --> 00:27:13,165
Speaker 2: Yeah, ol, the tectonic plates that we're walking on right now, shifting.

589
00:27:13,245 --> 00:27:15,405
Speaker 2: We had all those earthquakes the last couple of years.

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Speaker 2: I think it's the table makers of Melbourne. There, upset cricket.

591
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Speaker 1: It's wild. It's a wild go I tell you what.

592
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Speaker 1: It doesn't It ruin your experience and you just go to.

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Speaker 6: You know, cut your toast or something in the whole flips.

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00:27:30,485 --> 00:27:33,765
Speaker 2: You're right, you're buttering your toast. You can't relax, you're

595
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Speaker 2: on the whole thing.

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Speaker 7: But I've kind of learned to live with it because

597
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Speaker 7: I think Australia is a wonky country.

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Speaker 1: I guess what you mean.

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Speaker 5: Well, I've never now that you.

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Speaker 7: Say it, I've noticed, Yes, a lot of cafe tables

601
00:27:42,925 --> 00:27:45,285
Speaker 7: are wonky, but it's never bothered me. It's like, it's

602
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Speaker 7: what I've just always grown up with.

603
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Speaker 1: And if you if you're at one right now, you'd

604
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Speaker 1: be busy about it. No, no, you would. It ruins

605
00:27:51,445 --> 00:27:54,885
Speaker 1: the hot You can't relax the Beyonce. That's it. It's

606
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Speaker 1: friction in the system.

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Speaker 5: You've ruined cafes.

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Speaker 1: You know what.

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Speaker 2: I am a mirror man. I'm just holding up reflecting

610
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Speaker 2: back to Australia.

611
00:28:03,605 --> 00:28:06,845
Speaker 1: What's there? Ready? Yeah? Right now there's someone sat listening

612
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Speaker 1: to me. Oh my god, it's right.

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Speaker 4: A little bit more he's here.

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00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:09,805
Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That was long wonkey, isn't it. Don't they test these tables?

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Speaker 2: If I haven't a cafe, they drop off all the tables.

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Speaker 2: I'm going before you go away, and I signed for this.

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00:28:19,205 --> 00:28:21,565
Speaker 2: I'm sitting down and I'm shaking those tables all right.

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Speaker 2: That's like goldilocks of three bas Well, stop starts out.

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Speaker 1: You got one? How dare you?

621
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Speaker 2: Did anyone try these at the factory? Like a table

622
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Speaker 2: QC quality controller?

623
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Speaker 1: I know?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

625
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Speaker 1: You've all right, Patsy, what small thing, big rage for you?

626
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Speaker 3: Were you?

627
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Speaker 4: Very kindly? Christian?

628
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Speaker 6: Very kindly yesterday brought everyone around of toasted Sangings after

629
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Speaker 6: the show, which was very appreciated.

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Speaker 1: Thank you leaders eat last. That's what I would say forth,

631
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Speaker 1: come and tell of my book?

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Speaker 4: Did you not get one?

633
00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:54,925
Speaker 2: But on a time Caitlin gave me mine? It was

634
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Speaker 2: I want to say but now you're going to really cold.

635
00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,645
Speaker 2: Nice have some cold chicken to get food poison with.

636
00:29:02,365 --> 00:29:05,645
Speaker 6: Anyway, I had a ham, cheese and tomato only I

637
00:29:05,685 --> 00:29:07,965
Speaker 6: hate it when you have a toasty with tomato in it,

638
00:29:08,005 --> 00:29:15,445
Speaker 6: and the lovely ripe juicy tomato, but the juice, guys, staileep.

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00:29:14,765 --> 00:29:17,885
Speaker 1: That's staying. I'm sorry, but no side will cut that out. Yeah.

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00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:20,325
Speaker 6: Cold, it's just a little trickle and it goes right

641
00:29:20,405 --> 00:29:23,685
Speaker 6: up to the elbow and it's just ruin the whole experience.

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00:29:23,925 --> 00:29:27,045
Speaker 1: You like the taste of it, but your right, pat Relax.

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00:29:27,005 --> 00:29:31,365
Speaker 7: No, it's another angular problem. It's another geometrica.

644
00:29:32,285 --> 00:29:33,605
Speaker 1: Today. The biggest problem about this one.

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00:29:34,285 --> 00:29:37,125
Speaker 7: You have to eating the toasty at a very angle,

646
00:29:37,205 --> 00:29:38,485
Speaker 7: so the juice runs down.

647
00:29:39,685 --> 00:29:42,125
Speaker 4: It's a very unnatural exactly.

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Speaker 1: Okay, listen, here's what I think we need to do.

649
00:29:43,845 --> 00:29:46,085
Speaker 2: All the trade ees that listen to me right now,

650
00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:48,845
Speaker 2: go get your spirit level from the trucks, put them

651
00:29:48,845 --> 00:29:51,405
Speaker 2: down where you are, take a photo and send it

652
00:29:51,445 --> 00:29:53,205
Speaker 2: to me. I'm pretty sure I'm going to have a

653
00:29:53,205 --> 00:29:56,965
Speaker 2: big sample size and I take it straight to the government.

654
00:29:57,085 --> 00:29:58,285
Speaker 1: This goes right to the top.

655
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Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show go on Podcast.

656
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Speaker 2: Small thing big rage mine this week is the abundance,

657
00:30:06,685 --> 00:30:10,165
Speaker 2: very high abundance of one key tables in the cafes

658
00:30:10,165 --> 00:30:13,365
Speaker 2: of Melbourne. Christian installing a kitchen in Burma this week

659
00:30:13,405 --> 00:30:17,205
Speaker 2: and the floor is forty mills out of level over

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Speaker 2: two meters.

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Speaker 1: That is a lot, Christian. This might go right to top.

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Speaker 2: Like you said, maybe it's not the table makers floor

663
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Speaker 2: makers elbow.

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Speaker 1: Beyond God. This is a God problem. Is that any

665
00:30:33,285 --> 00:30:37,565
Speaker 1: feature every Tuesday? Wait? Is this a God problem? Christian?

666
00:30:37,605 --> 00:30:38,565
Speaker 1: This is a great one.

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Speaker 2: What I'm about to say happens every single time whenever

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Speaker 2: one of us does this. This is a great observation.

669
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Speaker 2: You didn't put your name on it, but one double nine,

670
00:30:46,485 --> 00:30:49,485
Speaker 2: thank you, Christian. Small thing, big rage of mine is

671
00:30:49,525 --> 00:30:52,245
Speaker 2: when you put in a USB sticking and you've put

672
00:30:52,245 --> 00:30:54,605
Speaker 2: it in the wrong way, so you turn it upside down.

673
00:30:55,085 --> 00:30:57,485
Speaker 2: Try that it's still the wrong way. You turn it

674
00:30:57,525 --> 00:30:59,805
Speaker 2: back up to the original position. It now will let

675
00:30:59,805 --> 00:31:03,765
Speaker 2: you be in. That never not happens. Why is that

676
00:31:03,885 --> 00:31:05,565
Speaker 2: it can never go in? First go and it can

677
00:31:06,285 --> 00:31:06,565
Speaker 2: with us.

678
00:31:06,885 --> 00:31:09,645
Speaker 1: It's scream with us, the machine already in charge.

679
00:31:10,445 --> 00:31:15,725
Speaker 2: That's so good, Indy, Good morning, Indy, Hi, welcome to show, Indy,

680
00:31:15,765 --> 00:31:17,365
Speaker 2: what's your small thing big rage?

681
00:31:17,885 --> 00:31:21,925
Speaker 9: I'm a barista and people ordering half and quarter sugars

682
00:31:22,045 --> 00:31:23,605
Speaker 9: I cannot stand throw them.

683
00:31:23,525 --> 00:31:27,045
Speaker 2: Out, no, bar them, have their photos up behind the counter.

684
00:31:27,445 --> 00:31:29,645
Speaker 2: You're above a petty thief or criminal in my eyes?

685
00:31:30,005 --> 00:31:31,845
Speaker 2: What do you mean a quarter of a sugar?

686
00:31:32,805 --> 00:31:35,845
Speaker 10: People order a quarter of a sugar and are three

687
00:31:35,925 --> 00:31:37,205
Speaker 10: quarters of a sugar.

688
00:31:39,045 --> 00:31:42,045
Speaker 2: With those ancient weighing scales and apothecary you know, in

689
00:31:42,085 --> 00:31:44,525
Speaker 2: some pestel of mortar there, how.

690
00:31:44,365 --> 00:31:46,245
Speaker 1: Do you even measure out a third of it? One

691
00:31:46,285 --> 00:31:47,205
Speaker 1: of those sugars?

692
00:31:47,925 --> 00:31:49,645
Speaker 10: You just guess and hope the.

693
00:31:50,445 --> 00:31:51,525
Speaker 1: Hope they never come back.

694
00:31:51,845 --> 00:31:54,125
Speaker 7: Indy, do you look down on people that order sugar

695
00:31:54,165 --> 00:31:57,325
Speaker 7: in their coffee? Because I I do look down my people.

696
00:31:58,085 --> 00:31:59,845
Speaker 1: I get offended. No, I get offended. Where they go?

697
00:31:59,925 --> 00:32:03,365
Speaker 1: You'in sugar with that? No yee sugar spine.

698
00:32:03,445 --> 00:32:05,765
Speaker 9: Three sugars are fine, but one and a half?

699
00:32:05,965 --> 00:32:09,845
Speaker 2: No's behind a guy there day. I actually want to

700
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,925
Speaker 2: have a word with him, because you know, I'm doing

701
00:32:11,925 --> 00:32:15,205
Speaker 2: these adverts a moment for diabetes Australia. It's a big problem, right.

702
00:32:15,365 --> 00:32:21,085
Speaker 1: Is the other world? He also four sugars? Wow, sugar, Sugar?

703
00:32:21,325 --> 00:32:23,885
Speaker 1: The teaspo to be standing up to set down the

704
00:32:23,885 --> 00:32:25,565
Speaker 1: bottom four sugars.

705
00:32:25,605 --> 00:32:28,205
Speaker 7: If you go to America, you will be disgusted. They

706
00:32:28,205 --> 00:32:29,965
Speaker 7: don't just have a normal coffee. It's always like a

707
00:32:29,965 --> 00:32:33,245
Speaker 7: caramel machiato and they just drench it with this syrup

708
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:33,805
Speaker 7: in sign.

709
00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:37,885
Speaker 2: Yeah no no, now listen, Indy, tell me about this.

710
00:32:37,965 --> 00:32:41,245
Speaker 2: Then your your cafe that you work at. Do you

711
00:32:41,285 --> 00:32:43,405
Speaker 2: know if there are any wonky tables there?

712
00:32:44,645 --> 00:32:47,285
Speaker 9: No, we've never had a complaint about the wonky table.

713
00:32:47,405 --> 00:32:50,205
Speaker 2: People don't like to complain that it's just something they bear.

714
00:32:50,285 --> 00:32:53,645
Speaker 2: Actually in this life, when you get into Today, Indy,

715
00:32:53,845 --> 00:32:55,525
Speaker 2: when you get into they do me a small favor.

716
00:32:55,765 --> 00:32:58,365
Speaker 2: Could you check every table and then call me back tomorrow.

717
00:32:59,285 --> 00:33:00,645
Speaker 2: How big is the place that you work at?

718
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:00,925
Speaker 1: Indy?

719
00:33:01,565 --> 00:33:03,365
Speaker 2: There's only like six tables?

720
00:33:03,405 --> 00:33:05,405
Speaker 1: Okay, well it's just it takes you, you know, less

721
00:33:05,405 --> 00:33:07,685
Speaker 1: than five minutes, Indy. Could you do that and call

722
00:33:07,725 --> 00:33:08,365
Speaker 1: me back tomorrow.

723
00:33:09,165 --> 00:33:10,165
Speaker 9: Hi el see how I go?

724
00:33:10,325 --> 00:33:10,645
Speaker 1: All right?

725
00:33:10,685 --> 00:33:12,445
Speaker 2: Okay, Yadi, thank you very much for doing this film

726
00:33:12,525 --> 00:33:14,165
Speaker 2: in my behalf. Thanks to calling the show. That's a

727
00:33:14,165 --> 00:33:16,885
Speaker 2: great one as well. Have a good day, Jared, good morning.

728
00:33:17,525 --> 00:33:18,165
Speaker 3: Good morning mate.

729
00:33:18,165 --> 00:33:20,645
Speaker 1: How I'm good Jared welcome to the show. What's your

730
00:33:20,685 --> 00:33:21,925
Speaker 1: small thing? Big rage? Mate?

731
00:33:22,445 --> 00:33:24,005
Speaker 4: Oh it just happened there as well.

732
00:33:24,325 --> 00:33:26,885
Speaker 10: I was at a set of traffic lights. It's red, right,

733
00:33:27,045 --> 00:33:28,525
Speaker 10: so you're looking at the life to go green.

734
00:33:28,605 --> 00:33:30,405
Speaker 9: You want to get to work, and it goes green

735
00:33:30,445 --> 00:33:31,125
Speaker 9: and they don't go.

736
00:33:31,965 --> 00:33:32,365
Speaker 1: Oh God.

737
00:33:32,405 --> 00:33:34,725
Speaker 2: You've got to be ready if you listen. If you're

738
00:33:34,725 --> 00:33:37,165
Speaker 2: in pole position, it's not the Monarco Grand Prix. I

739
00:33:37,165 --> 00:33:39,605
Speaker 2: always say you if you're the if you're if you're

740
00:33:39,645 --> 00:33:43,125
Speaker 2: like the leader, then everyone behind you is relying on you.

741
00:33:43,125 --> 00:33:46,325
Speaker 2: You're the captain or the column. Go go go, be ready.

742
00:33:46,445 --> 00:33:47,165
Speaker 1: What are you up to?

743
00:33:47,805 --> 00:33:48,725
Speaker 4: What are you looking at?

744
00:33:48,845 --> 00:33:53,765
Speaker 1: Yes, you're right, they're on the bloody phone.

745
00:33:53,925 --> 00:33:56,565
Speaker 2: But if you're in lead position, it's a responsibility and

746
00:33:56,685 --> 00:33:59,645
Speaker 2: dare I say it an honor. Sometimes I feel like

747
00:33:59,725 --> 00:34:02,085
Speaker 2: raising a fist, like I've got this, guys, I will

748
00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:03,085
Speaker 2: not let you all down.

749
00:34:03,485 --> 00:34:10,165
Speaker 1: I got this on me go go go play sorry. Jared.

750
00:34:10,445 --> 00:34:13,805
Speaker 7: Producer Caitlyn had a lift home with Patsy and Caitlyn.

751
00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:21,325
Speaker 2: Was, you are a dangerous driver.

752
00:34:21,405 --> 00:34:22,525
Speaker 4: Grabbing my arm.

753
00:34:23,125 --> 00:34:26,725
Speaker 2: Where to go on the you have the you know

754
00:34:27,045 --> 00:34:29,005
Speaker 2: that kind of like ninety degree seat angle.

755
00:34:29,045 --> 00:34:34,485
Speaker 1: The most Pat's it's forward. No no, no no.

756
00:34:34,565 --> 00:34:37,485
Speaker 2: It is like a Tana saurce Rex driving the car.

757
00:34:39,805 --> 00:34:42,205
Speaker 4: She's shocking. But if she's.

758
00:34:42,165 --> 00:34:44,964
Speaker 2: Driving, CA's driving. I said, I've got the car once.

759
00:34:45,245 --> 00:34:46,245
Speaker 2: I'm never getting this again.

760
00:34:47,565 --> 00:34:52,485
Speaker 6: Lead is terrifying, and she abuses trucks as they pass.

761
00:34:53,005 --> 00:34:54,605
Speaker 1: It's like fast and furious.

762
00:34:54,605 --> 00:34:57,005
Speaker 4: Bow, take your life in your own hair.

763
00:34:57,365 --> 00:34:59,605
Speaker 2: Often surface Paradise, my friend, we're in Victoria.

764
00:34:59,685 --> 00:35:03,405
Speaker 3: Wow, Christian Connors Show podcast.

765
00:35:03,405 --> 00:35:08,525
Speaker 2: Last Few Small Thing, Big rage, Sonia, This is ridiculous

766
00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:11,884
Speaker 2: your husband's behavior, Christian. And my husband's beef is when

767
00:35:11,925 --> 00:35:14,605
Speaker 2: he asks of sugar in his coffee. They don't stare it,

768
00:35:14,765 --> 00:35:16,565
Speaker 2: so it just sits on the botching. Well, why don't

769
00:35:16,565 --> 00:35:18,645
Speaker 2: you turn to put his big boy pants on right

770
00:35:18,685 --> 00:35:21,045
Speaker 2: and get his little thumb and finger and stir it

771
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:22,685
Speaker 2: like a goddamn gentleman.

772
00:35:23,485 --> 00:35:25,885
Speaker 1: Excuse me, sissy, could you stir this for me? Busy

773
00:35:26,005 --> 00:35:29,125
Speaker 1: King Charles, if they don't need to stir your sugar

774
00:35:29,405 --> 00:35:31,565
Speaker 1: because you're an adult, you can do that for them,

775
00:35:31,605 --> 00:35:32,045
Speaker 1: can't you.

776
00:35:32,245 --> 00:35:35,245
Speaker 2: They're busy, these people stirring it up and then check

777
00:35:35,285 --> 00:35:36,285
Speaker 2: it it's all dissolved.

778
00:35:36,645 --> 00:35:37,765
Speaker 1: Move along, Sit down.

779
00:35:37,925 --> 00:35:41,605
Speaker 2: Sonia's husband Christian, I'm hearing a lot of raging you

780
00:35:41,645 --> 00:35:43,765
Speaker 2: today about won key tables. I've had it up to

781
00:35:43,845 --> 00:35:46,725
Speaker 2: here with Melbourne's wonky tables. I'm starting there needs to

782
00:35:46,725 --> 00:35:47,765
Speaker 2: be a royal commission.

783
00:35:49,565 --> 00:35:49,925
Speaker 1: Christian.

784
00:35:49,925 --> 00:35:51,645
Speaker 2: The issue with the won key tables of Melbourne is

785
00:35:51,645 --> 00:35:54,805
Speaker 2: that most cafes and restaurants have tables with adjustable feet,

786
00:35:55,045 --> 00:35:58,125
Speaker 2: and they're always installed perfectly, but over time, people bash

787
00:35:58,165 --> 00:36:00,884
Speaker 2: into legs all day long, all week long, or kick

788
00:36:00,925 --> 00:36:03,725
Speaker 2: them and bang them so they start to unscrew themselves.

789
00:36:04,165 --> 00:36:06,884
Speaker 2: We just then, as cafe owners, don't check them, so

790
00:36:06,925 --> 00:36:10,245
Speaker 2: we only know if we're old. Oh see what they do,

791
00:36:10,285 --> 00:36:19,125
Speaker 2: They're making it victim shift is unbelievable. Okay, whistle blower, Christian,

792
00:36:19,165 --> 00:36:20,205
Speaker 2: small thing, big age.

793
00:36:20,245 --> 00:36:21,364
Speaker 1: Oh this drives me nuts too.

794
00:36:21,685 --> 00:36:24,965
Speaker 2: When couples cuddle and good you suspending you spelled this

795
00:36:25,005 --> 00:36:29,485
Speaker 2: perfectly canoodle because I bet you now, Megan, when you

796
00:36:29,525 --> 00:36:31,445
Speaker 2: went to do that, that would have been auto corrected

797
00:36:31,485 --> 00:36:35,565
Speaker 2: to something like canoodle apple fi.

798
00:36:35,645 --> 00:36:36,605
Speaker 1: We're not like the word anyway.

799
00:36:36,725 --> 00:36:41,005
Speaker 2: When couples cuddle and canoodle during live theater, people sit

800
00:36:41,085 --> 00:36:43,404
Speaker 2: with their heads to and they start going side to sign.

801
00:36:43,445 --> 00:36:45,805
Speaker 2: It ruins the sight lines to the stage and you

802
00:36:45,965 --> 00:36:49,965
Speaker 2: end up staring at someone's big buffhead all night that

803
00:36:50,685 --> 00:36:54,805
Speaker 2: they can't keep their heads straight looking forward. Megan, it's true, though.

804
00:36:54,765 --> 00:36:56,885
Speaker 5: Does you mean it like a live fucker musical?

805
00:36:57,245 --> 00:36:58,845
Speaker 1: Yeah, people aren't making out.

806
00:37:00,325 --> 00:37:01,765
Speaker 5: The musical people.

807
00:37:01,925 --> 00:37:04,165
Speaker 1: People are in front of Megan, I've seen this before.

808
00:37:04,205 --> 00:37:06,045
Speaker 5: Wow, I'm not going to the right musical.

809
00:37:07,645 --> 00:37:08,005
Speaker 1: Christian.

810
00:37:08,125 --> 00:37:10,125
Speaker 2: While you're about one ky table was why do old

811
00:37:10,165 --> 00:37:12,285
Speaker 2: shopping trolleys in Melbourne have bum wheels?

812
00:37:13,205 --> 00:37:13,404
Speaker 9: Yeah?

813
00:37:13,525 --> 00:37:17,965
Speaker 2: Fix all the problems of the city, make Melbourne great again.

814
00:37:18,005 --> 00:37:20,165
Speaker 1: That's it, guys, I'm running for office, all right.

815
00:37:20,245 --> 00:37:24,205
Speaker 2: Yesterday we were talking about what we're talking about, Dido.

816
00:37:24,245 --> 00:37:25,844
Speaker 1: You really would have missed that show. Guys. It's one

817
00:37:25,885 --> 00:37:26,445
Speaker 1: for the edges.

818
00:37:27,325 --> 00:37:29,885
Speaker 2: You've played it, I know, and I'm happy to it

819
00:37:30,005 --> 00:37:32,924
Speaker 2: sounded great anyway. I was saying, we're trying to work

820
00:37:32,965 --> 00:37:34,685
Speaker 2: out how many years ago did that come out?

821
00:37:34,685 --> 00:37:35,205
Speaker 1: What was the year?

822
00:37:35,245 --> 00:37:37,045
Speaker 2: And I said, this makes a great quiz because so

823
00:37:37,085 --> 00:37:38,924
Speaker 2: many times you do go, oh, when do you think

824
00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:40,845
Speaker 2: that came out? And then you ask still to go

825
00:37:40,885 --> 00:37:42,924
Speaker 2: and look on Google and then you're always surprised it's

826
00:37:43,005 --> 00:37:45,685
Speaker 2: way older than you think as well. All right, so

827
00:37:45,725 --> 00:37:48,125
Speaker 2: we've turned it into a quiz. Now we've got two

828
00:37:48,165 --> 00:37:51,045
Speaker 2: possible titles. Is it is just a quiz where I'll

829
00:37:51,045 --> 00:37:52,884
Speaker 2: read out a film or a movie or TV show

830
00:37:53,085 --> 00:37:55,765
Speaker 2: and asked Patsy and Rio to guess what year it

831
00:37:55,805 --> 00:37:59,125
Speaker 2: came out? So it's called either what's the year again?

832
00:38:00,005 --> 00:38:01,605
Speaker 2: Or what's the year? My friend?

833
00:38:01,965 --> 00:38:03,045
Speaker 4: What's the year? My friend?

834
00:38:03,405 --> 00:38:06,165
Speaker 1: It's warmer? It is warmer, isn't it? Maybe that's the

835
00:38:06,245 --> 00:38:06,685
Speaker 1: new show?

836
00:38:08,325 --> 00:38:12,365
Speaker 5: You know what they released free Willie? Was it eighty

837
00:38:12,485 --> 00:38:14,045
Speaker 5: nine or nine three?

838
00:38:14,605 --> 00:38:17,205
Speaker 7: Or when did I don't record life four brands?

839
00:38:17,365 --> 00:38:19,605
Speaker 5: I'm not very good with taste, does anybody?

840
00:38:19,725 --> 00:38:20,205
Speaker 1: And they know?

841
00:38:20,805 --> 00:38:23,525
Speaker 5: What's the year again? What's the year? My friend?

842
00:38:25,245 --> 00:38:28,285
Speaker 1: I'm with Patsy? What's the year? My friends agree?

843
00:38:28,405 --> 00:38:31,045
Speaker 2: What's the year my friend? What a lovely friendly game

844
00:38:31,045 --> 00:38:34,725
Speaker 2: we're going to play here? Yes, all right, so Rio

845
00:38:34,725 --> 00:38:36,325
Speaker 2: and Patsy taking each other on a cave?

846
00:38:36,645 --> 00:38:38,725
Speaker 1: All right? Up first? And what a great movie?

847
00:38:38,765 --> 00:38:41,645
Speaker 2: This would Lamark movie that feels like it's actually got

848
00:38:41,645 --> 00:38:43,845
Speaker 2: more of an impact now because when you watch it again,

849
00:38:44,125 --> 00:38:45,285
Speaker 2: it was so ahead of its time.

850
00:38:45,285 --> 00:38:53,245
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the matrixes and welcome back dream.

851
00:38:51,605 --> 00:38:54,245
Speaker 2: If my daughter's used the phrase now, Oh they're trying

852
00:38:54,245 --> 00:38:57,364
Speaker 2: to redpill you, and I never fully understand because I'm

853
00:38:57,405 --> 00:38:59,325
Speaker 2: quite thick what they mean, but like.

854
00:38:59,285 --> 00:39:02,725
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are they bluddy hell? I'm gonna get

855
00:39:02,725 --> 00:39:05,165
Speaker 1: on to about that red pilling me. Hey, Sue, the boss,

856
00:39:05,165 --> 00:39:08,245
Speaker 1: stop repelling at work. After this, there is no turning back.

857
00:39:09,285 --> 00:39:10,325
Speaker 1: You check the blue pill.

858
00:39:11,125 --> 00:39:13,925
Speaker 11: The story ends, You wake up in your bed and

859
00:39:13,965 --> 00:39:17,365
Speaker 11: believe whatever you want to believe. You chake the red pill.

860
00:39:17,885 --> 00:39:21,765
Speaker 11: You stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep

861
00:39:21,765 --> 00:39:22,845
Speaker 11: the rabbit hole guns.

862
00:39:23,805 --> 00:39:25,285
Speaker 1: I took the blue pill. If you plan it long?

863
00:39:26,045 --> 00:39:28,685
Speaker 1: What was he? My friend the Matrix, the first one.

864
00:39:28,925 --> 00:39:30,485
Speaker 7: I actually think I've got a good gauge on this

865
00:39:30,485 --> 00:39:33,085
Speaker 7: because they filmed it in Sydney and my sister auditions.

866
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,485
Speaker 5: Yes, so I reckon it.

867
00:39:36,685 --> 00:39:39,645
Speaker 7: Was filmed in ninety seven, came out in ninety eight.

868
00:39:39,925 --> 00:39:43,525
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm going to say ninety yeah, the way that

869
00:39:43,565 --> 00:39:44,005
Speaker 6: you found out.

870
00:39:44,245 --> 00:39:45,125
Speaker 1: I went, yeah, No.

871
00:39:45,205 --> 00:39:45,805
Speaker 5: But I'm torn.

872
00:39:45,845 --> 00:39:48,645
Speaker 6: I'm not so sure whether to say late nineties or

873
00:39:48,685 --> 00:39:50,445
Speaker 6: really early two thousands, So I'm going to.

874
00:39:50,445 --> 00:39:52,765
Speaker 1: Put it out such a huge difference of what to.

875
00:39:53,005 --> 00:39:55,205
Speaker 4: It's a massive difference. I'm going to say ninety.

876
00:39:55,005 --> 00:40:03,005
Speaker 2: Six, nineteen ninety nineteen ninety nine, you were the closest patch.

877
00:40:03,125 --> 00:40:06,965
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, all right, Sweet Shirt of Eye. Guns and Roses,

878
00:40:07,085 --> 00:40:12,725
Speaker 2: huge song. Axel Rose wrote the lyrics in five minutes, and.

879
00:40:12,765 --> 00:40:14,765
Speaker 1: Boy it sounds like that you know when you look

880
00:40:14,805 --> 00:40:16,685
Speaker 1: at some facts you go get away go. Yeah that

881
00:40:16,725 --> 00:40:17,165
Speaker 1: makes sense.

882
00:40:17,405 --> 00:40:19,805
Speaker 2: Fact, yeah, I mean about half the song is just

883
00:40:19,885 --> 00:40:20,805
Speaker 2: this big, old good.

884
00:40:20,645 --> 00:40:23,805
Speaker 1: Guitar intrope, about a minute of it, slash this noodling away.

885
00:40:24,565 --> 00:40:27,484
Speaker 1: All right, So what was the year? Huge band?

886
00:40:27,525 --> 00:40:30,565
Speaker 2: They were for two decades? Guns and Roses, Sweet Sin

887
00:40:30,645 --> 00:40:32,205
Speaker 2: of Mine eighty nine.

888
00:40:32,525 --> 00:40:35,125
Speaker 1: No, I don't know when that Patsy is going straight

889
00:40:35,165 --> 00:40:35,645
Speaker 1: off to your say.

890
00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:38,605
Speaker 4: No, I'm going to say ninety one.

891
00:40:39,205 --> 00:40:43,365
Speaker 1: Ninety one. No, they came into dominance in the eighties.

892
00:40:43,445 --> 00:40:48,165
Speaker 1: Eighty seven. Really is nineteen eighty seven?

893
00:40:48,285 --> 00:40:51,765
Speaker 2: All right, We're now going to move to movies, classic movie.

894
00:40:53,405 --> 00:40:55,765
Speaker 5: Oh grime, he just.

895
00:40:55,805 --> 00:40:58,885
Speaker 1: Hear the song and it makes you happy, doesn't it?

896
00:40:58,925 --> 00:40:59,365
Speaker 1: A warm?

897
00:40:59,365 --> 00:40:59,405
Speaker 8: Go?

898
00:40:59,605 --> 00:41:03,045
Speaker 2: It's on me right now. Toy Story, Pertsy, let's go

899
00:41:03,125 --> 00:41:05,085
Speaker 2: to you first of all. Toy Story, what was the

900
00:41:05,165 --> 00:41:06,005
Speaker 2: year my friend.

901
00:41:07,605 --> 00:41:08,365
Speaker 4: Give me a second?

902
00:41:08,685 --> 00:41:12,205
Speaker 6: A second every second, I'm gonna say ninety five.

903
00:41:14,565 --> 00:41:18,765
Speaker 2: My gosh, she's got it right, have we finally found

904
00:41:18,805 --> 00:41:22,285
Speaker 2: a game as we're eight shows away from seven years old?

905
00:41:22,405 --> 00:41:26,365
Speaker 1: That, Patsy, Wow, what a time to be alive.

906
00:41:26,685 --> 00:41:27,285
Speaker 5: I couldn't have.

907
00:41:27,325 --> 00:41:28,125
Speaker 1: Gone way late.

908
00:41:28,165 --> 00:41:30,085
Speaker 5: I would have said two thousands.

909
00:41:29,965 --> 00:41:32,485
Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety five the first one came out.

910
00:41:32,685 --> 00:41:34,884
Speaker 2: Brilliant movies, aren't they all? The whole series of them

911
00:41:34,885 --> 00:41:37,405
Speaker 2: as well? All right, let's go stay with movies. What

912
00:41:37,525 --> 00:41:38,165
Speaker 2: about this one?

913
00:41:38,205 --> 00:41:40,605
Speaker 1: Then keep Jane You're filthy animals?

914
00:41:42,765 --> 00:41:44,165
Speaker 4: Every Christmas we watched that.

915
00:41:44,245 --> 00:41:46,285
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of the greatest movies. Definitely one of the

916
00:41:46,285 --> 00:41:47,325
Speaker 2: best Christmas movies.

917
00:41:47,805 --> 00:41:50,245
Speaker 7: I saw a video on YouTube actually, and they went

918
00:41:50,365 --> 00:41:53,685
Speaker 7: through if they suffered through all the actual pranks that

919
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:57,445
Speaker 7: mccaulley Corman's so funny, they would have died like three times.

920
00:41:57,685 --> 00:42:02,725
Speaker 1: Yes, because it's extremely vinent. Poor Marv people.

921
00:42:02,845 --> 00:42:05,365
Speaker 2: The brunt of it didn't is this Joe Peshy increasing

922
00:42:05,445 --> 00:42:08,325
Speaker 2: going durange. It's not a bad scene in that movie,

923
00:42:08,805 --> 00:42:10,685
Speaker 2: and it's actually incredibly sweet movie as well.

924
00:42:10,725 --> 00:42:12,805
Speaker 1: There's so many like lessons in them as well. Oh right,

925
00:42:12,845 --> 00:42:14,285
Speaker 1: what was the hear rio? You going for it?

926
00:42:14,285 --> 00:42:15,404
Speaker 5: No idea ninety one?

927
00:42:16,525 --> 00:42:17,965
Speaker 1: No, Patsy would let's say.

928
00:42:17,845 --> 00:42:20,525
Speaker 6: Earlier because I can remember seeing the second one at

929
00:42:20,525 --> 00:42:25,125
Speaker 6: my local drive in so that would have been pre nineties.

930
00:42:25,525 --> 00:42:26,844
Speaker 4: I don't know, I'm going to throw it out there.

931
00:42:26,845 --> 00:42:30,045
Speaker 1: Eighty six, No, it's nineteen ninety. Ninth of you want

932
00:42:30,085 --> 00:42:33,045
Speaker 1: when the Home alone? First one came out in nineteen ninety.

933
00:42:33,485 --> 00:42:36,325
Speaker 1: All right, Coldplay? You found a Coldplay? Yeah?

934
00:42:36,325 --> 00:42:38,285
Speaker 5: I don my coplay. I prefer the old stuff.

935
00:42:38,365 --> 00:42:41,045
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, me too. Well this is just as well Parachutes.

936
00:42:41,085 --> 00:42:42,405
Speaker 5: Oh amazing album.

937
00:42:42,605 --> 00:42:48,245
Speaker 2: Right, huge breakthrough album for them, right because you are Yellow.

938
00:42:50,445 --> 00:42:53,085
Speaker 2: Back in the early early days before they made it big,

939
00:42:53,285 --> 00:42:55,485
Speaker 2: a very single, Chris mart was going out on the

940
00:42:55,565 --> 00:42:58,325
Speaker 2: promo girls, this is this is two thousand at a

941
00:42:58,405 --> 00:43:00,285
Speaker 2: radio station in London. I used to work out we

942
00:43:00,285 --> 00:43:02,965
Speaker 2: were the only radio station that were playing Coldplay. They

943
00:43:03,005 --> 00:43:05,165
Speaker 2: were just there was just an indie band there and

944
00:43:05,245 --> 00:43:08,285
Speaker 2: trying to make it through. And so he went out with, yeah,

945
00:43:08,645 --> 00:43:09,844
Speaker 2: who works on our promo team?

946
00:43:09,965 --> 00:43:11,565
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah? Yeah.

947
00:43:12,205 --> 00:43:15,205
Speaker 2: They are a brilliant, brilliant choice band live as well.

948
00:43:15,325 --> 00:43:16,605
Speaker 1: You have to get a chance to go and see

949
00:43:16,605 --> 00:43:16,965
Speaker 1: them live.

950
00:43:17,045 --> 00:43:19,445
Speaker 2: They're just there's something very unique about what they do

951
00:43:19,485 --> 00:43:21,565
Speaker 2: in a live mega stadium where they feel it really

952
00:43:21,565 --> 00:43:25,525
Speaker 2: really intimate as well. Anyway, parachutes, massive album. When do

953
00:43:25,565 --> 00:43:26,245
Speaker 2: you think it came out?

954
00:43:26,285 --> 00:43:27,525
Speaker 5: Could place confidence?

955
00:43:28,925 --> 00:43:32,805
Speaker 6: Oh really, I would have said two thousands, maybe two thousand.

956
00:43:33,485 --> 00:43:38,365
Speaker 1: Oh no, you moved off it, so it was two thousand. Patsy.

957
00:43:38,605 --> 00:43:43,605
Speaker 1: Once again we found out the game in the universe.

958
00:43:44,965 --> 00:43:46,525
Speaker 4: You miss her? I meant two thousand.

959
00:43:48,645 --> 00:43:49,245
Speaker 5: Beautiful song?

960
00:43:49,285 --> 00:43:56,245
Speaker 1: Shall we play this next? Do you remember the video Miserable?

961
00:43:56,365 --> 00:43:58,805
Speaker 2: You can tell it's filmed in the UK, pouring out

962
00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:01,805
Speaker 2: and that's probably like summer time. They're like, it's August, Chris,

963
00:44:01,885 --> 00:44:03,685
Speaker 2: let's go down the seaside and film the video.

964
00:44:03,845 --> 00:44:05,844
Speaker 1: He's sitting pelleded with He looks so.

965
00:44:05,885 --> 00:44:08,245
Speaker 2: Cold as the song goes on, because they must be filming.

966
00:44:08,285 --> 00:44:10,964
Speaker 2: They're all his cheeks get read or reader. I reckon

967
00:44:10,965 --> 00:44:11,885
Speaker 2: he's got hypothermia.

968
00:44:11,925 --> 00:44:12,325
Speaker 1: To this day.

969
00:44:13,005 --> 00:44:16,925
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell shown podcast over.

970
00:44:16,725 --> 00:44:19,005
Speaker 2: The last twenty five years, done so many things with

971
00:44:19,045 --> 00:44:21,365
Speaker 2: the band Coldplay. The most exciting thing they let me

972
00:44:21,405 --> 00:44:23,925
Speaker 2: do once was I did a competition and I was

973
00:44:23,925 --> 00:44:26,645
Speaker 2: allowed to bring two listeners on a private jet.

974
00:44:26,685 --> 00:44:29,645
Speaker 1: How good is this? Right on a Friday with the band.

975
00:44:29,685 --> 00:44:33,605
Speaker 2: So it's me, two listeners, the band and a really massive,

976
00:44:33,645 --> 00:44:36,444
Speaker 2: mean looking bodyguard. Right, who would not take his eyes

977
00:44:36,485 --> 00:44:40,005
Speaker 2: off me. He was constantly monitoring the whole time. And

978
00:44:40,165 --> 00:44:42,005
Speaker 2: I'm married, I like the band.

979
00:44:42,485 --> 00:44:44,325
Speaker 1: You can sleep on this flight, my friend.

980
00:44:44,605 --> 00:44:46,565
Speaker 2: So we went to a private airfield with his two

981
00:44:46,565 --> 00:44:49,285
Speaker 2: competition winners, who are like, just what experience. And I

982
00:44:49,365 --> 00:44:51,725
Speaker 2: made a documentary A Day in the Life of cold Play,

983
00:44:51,765 --> 00:44:54,165
Speaker 2: so we interviewed the whole band on the flight going there,

984
00:44:54,405 --> 00:44:57,404
Speaker 2: and then beforehand because this is so much boring dead

985
00:44:57,445 --> 00:44:59,685
Speaker 2: time for them, and so they were playing like five

986
00:44:59,725 --> 00:45:01,525
Speaker 2: a side soccer. So I played five side soccer with

987
00:45:01,565 --> 00:45:04,285
Speaker 2: them in the basement of this mega stadium we were

988
00:45:04,285 --> 00:45:07,485
Speaker 2: in Frankfurt, and it was so cool, right because you

989
00:45:07,485 --> 00:45:09,165
Speaker 2: saw what it must be up for them, although for

990
00:45:09,245 --> 00:45:11,245
Speaker 2: them they were just like it was like this is

991
00:45:11,245 --> 00:45:13,805
Speaker 2: a Friday. We're hoping that, they said after the show.

992
00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:16,845
Speaker 2: The month the show ends, we run from the stage

993
00:45:17,205 --> 00:45:19,285
Speaker 2: into the into the cars, the limos, and we go

994
00:45:19,365 --> 00:45:21,364
Speaker 2: straight to the airport. Hopefully we're back in our own

995
00:45:21,405 --> 00:45:23,605
Speaker 2: beds by one o'clock. And you wants if you're suddenly

996
00:45:23,645 --> 00:45:25,805
Speaker 2: you're over the years of doing world tours when you're

997
00:45:25,845 --> 00:45:27,844
Speaker 2: making it and you have you never thought this would happen,

998
00:45:28,045 --> 00:45:29,805
Speaker 2: and then you do that you know, many more years.

999
00:45:29,885 --> 00:45:31,245
Speaker 1: You just want to be in your own bed, right.

1000
00:45:31,645 --> 00:45:34,725
Speaker 2: So anyway, we land in Germany at Frankfurt Rhime and

1001
00:45:34,765 --> 00:45:37,885
Speaker 2: it's a private runway, there's private lands that there's no

1002
00:45:37,925 --> 00:45:39,805
Speaker 2: one comes to us as bassports right that night because

1003
00:45:39,805 --> 00:45:42,485
Speaker 2: obviously they're rock stars and that's it. You only notice

1004
00:45:42,485 --> 00:45:44,045
Speaker 2: small things. Oh we don't need to do you need

1005
00:45:44,085 --> 00:45:45,885
Speaker 2: to go and pick up your suitcases, like your drums

1006
00:45:45,885 --> 00:45:49,405
Speaker 2: and guitars from baggage carousel. Does someone do that for

1007
00:45:49,605 --> 00:45:50,085
Speaker 2: rock stars?

1008
00:45:50,085 --> 00:45:52,685
Speaker 1: You've never seen that ac dz Lund in their own gear.

1009
00:45:52,725 --> 00:45:55,325
Speaker 1: They're an airport, you know, in Brazil.

1010
00:45:55,605 --> 00:45:57,965
Speaker 2: So any then we I see that there is there's

1011
00:45:58,005 --> 00:46:02,645
Speaker 2: about ten blacked out SUVs and each one is CP one,

1012
00:46:02,765 --> 00:46:05,205
Speaker 2: CP two, CP three, all the way to CP nine.

1013
00:46:05,485 --> 00:46:07,205
Speaker 2: So as we were walking off the plane, I was

1014
00:46:07,285 --> 00:46:09,885
Speaker 2: chatting to Chris Martin, so I thought largest getting CP

1015
00:46:10,005 --> 00:46:12,485
Speaker 2: one with the main man. And then this big palm

1016
00:46:12,525 --> 00:46:15,844
Speaker 2: of a bodyguard who moved me not two.

1017
00:46:17,205 --> 00:46:19,805
Speaker 1: I was CP nine right at the back.

1018
00:46:19,885 --> 00:46:23,805
Speaker 2: And then we had these police outriders. So cars were

1019
00:46:23,805 --> 00:46:26,805
Speaker 2: moving over in the traffic just drive out speed. There

1020
00:46:26,845 --> 00:46:28,444
Speaker 2: was no red lights for us. They had those police

1021
00:46:28,485 --> 00:46:30,365
Speaker 2: comption the ones where they go ahead like a blowing

1022
00:46:30,365 --> 00:46:33,805
Speaker 2: the whistle. Yes, cavalcade strang to the belly of this stadium.

1023
00:46:33,845 --> 00:46:36,884
Speaker 2: It was an unbelievable experience. And then I've never been

1024
00:46:36,925 --> 00:46:40,325
Speaker 2: to see a live show in Germany. Everyone sits down,

1025
00:46:40,725 --> 00:46:45,364
Speaker 2: what they sit down, and then each song, after each song,

1026
00:46:45,445 --> 00:46:48,285
Speaker 2: they get up, and then.

1027
00:46:48,205 --> 00:46:50,364
Speaker 1: They sit back down and then they get the car.

1028
00:46:50,645 --> 00:46:53,404
Speaker 1: It was a strange, it was so what are you doing?

1029
00:46:55,965 --> 00:46:58,725
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never seen anything so polite and manner in

1030
00:46:58,765 --> 00:46:59,765
Speaker 2: my whole life.

1031
00:47:00,285 --> 00:47:04,005
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1032
00:47:03,645 --> 00:47:06,405
Speaker 2: Now I know this time of the show, your mom,

1033
00:47:06,685 --> 00:47:08,165
Speaker 2: dad all on the score.

1034
00:47:08,245 --> 00:47:08,444
Speaker 1: Rner.

1035
00:47:08,605 --> 00:47:10,964
Speaker 2: Now you've got the kids in the car and these

1036
00:47:10,965 --> 00:47:13,205
Speaker 2: words are for you kids in the car right now,

1037
00:47:13,525 --> 00:47:17,765
Speaker 2: because the future of Australia needs you, and specifically we

1038
00:47:17,805 --> 00:47:24,405
Speaker 2: need the next generation of builders, engineers, makers, doers, manifestos,

1039
00:47:26,885 --> 00:47:31,845
Speaker 2: table makers, balustrade, venders, carpenters.

1040
00:47:32,005 --> 00:47:34,285
Speaker 1: Thanks about I'm struggling a bit here. Who am I

1041
00:47:34,325 --> 00:47:34,765
Speaker 1: talking to?

1042
00:47:34,845 --> 00:47:39,565
Speaker 2: I tell who I'm talking to, TETs tiny Trade's this Friday.

1043
00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:41,364
Speaker 2: I'm just going to share my dream right now. I

1044
00:47:41,365 --> 00:47:43,565
Speaker 2: have a dream this Friday. There are children in the

1045
00:47:43,645 --> 00:47:47,445
Speaker 2: studio and they've got hammers, they've got nails, they've got screwdrivers,

1046
00:47:47,685 --> 00:47:50,845
Speaker 2: crosshead Phillips, they've got an impact driver twelve.

1047
00:47:50,845 --> 00:47:51,924
Speaker 1: Well, I can bring mine in.

1048
00:47:52,565 --> 00:47:55,525
Speaker 2: Circular saw all that's a band saws and they are

1049
00:47:55,845 --> 00:47:58,485
Speaker 2: taking each other on in a flat pack challenge.

1050
00:47:58,605 --> 00:48:02,285
Speaker 1: I love it. Tiny trads, t.

1051
00:48:03,925 --> 00:48:08,605
Speaker 12: Canday, building trading yesday.

1052
00:48:09,285 --> 00:48:11,445
Speaker 1: So if you're a kid and you love how being

1053
00:48:11,485 --> 00:48:15,325
Speaker 1: mumma dad around the house doing DIY, finally there's a

1054
00:48:15,445 --> 00:48:17,965
Speaker 1: radio game for you. They're like, he gets it.

1055
00:48:18,085 --> 00:48:21,004
Speaker 2: This guy after almost seven years on the radio, yap

1056
00:48:21,045 --> 00:48:22,445
Speaker 2: and is trappy, finally gets it.

1057
00:48:22,485 --> 00:48:25,325
Speaker 1: What about us young tradees on our way to school

1058
00:48:25,365 --> 00:48:28,245
Speaker 1: right now? It's all belt round their little garment heads.

1059
00:48:30,405 --> 00:48:33,085
Speaker 2: So where do we stand on Obviously there's probably some

1060
00:48:33,125 --> 00:48:35,445
Speaker 2: equipment safety wise. I know what this nanny state's like.

1061
00:48:35,885 --> 00:48:37,685
Speaker 2: You know, won'tless gone mad? You can't have a kid

1062
00:48:37,765 --> 00:48:38,605
Speaker 2: using a band source.

1063
00:48:38,765 --> 00:48:40,165
Speaker 5: Won'ts gone mad crazy?

1064
00:48:40,645 --> 00:48:43,245
Speaker 4: So no power tools are allowed for the.

1065
00:48:43,285 --> 00:48:46,285
Speaker 2: Children crying out loud and they're meant to learn anything

1066
00:48:46,365 --> 00:48:46,885
Speaker 2: these days.

1067
00:48:47,045 --> 00:48:48,924
Speaker 1: Let a kid graze their knee with a band saw.

1068
00:48:49,005 --> 00:48:51,085
Speaker 8: The majority of flat packs are done with the screwdriver.

1069
00:48:51,165 --> 00:48:53,364
Speaker 2: You're right, you're right, Ad, you get that add key

1070
00:48:53,445 --> 00:48:55,205
Speaker 2: and the dreaded hex key.

1071
00:48:55,685 --> 00:48:58,165
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, yes, so they're absolutely happy for them to

1072
00:48:58,205 --> 00:49:01,085
Speaker 8: do that. Depending age. We will have to look into

1073
00:49:01,085 --> 00:49:04,165
Speaker 8: that once they start entering. But if you're into it,

1074
00:49:04,205 --> 00:49:04,485
Speaker 8: and I.

1075
00:49:04,445 --> 00:49:06,165
Speaker 1: Don't think they've got to be under sixteen.

1076
00:49:07,205 --> 00:49:09,285
Speaker 7: Yeah, otherwise we kind of like a seventeen year old

1077
00:49:09,285 --> 00:49:11,125
Speaker 7: going up again apprentice.

1078
00:49:11,365 --> 00:49:14,565
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, you know, he'll actually be a trade at seventeen.

1079
00:49:14,725 --> 00:49:17,364
Speaker 1: We need like thirteen twelve year old's. Fourteen year olds.

1080
00:49:17,445 --> 00:49:19,605
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's kind of where we're looking back. If you're

1081
00:49:19,605 --> 00:49:21,445
Speaker 8: a bit younger, but you've been doing it for years,

1082
00:49:21,485 --> 00:49:23,005
Speaker 8: you've been out in the back young going to be.

1083
00:49:23,045 --> 00:49:24,805
Speaker 2: Doing it for a nine year old has been doing

1084
00:49:24,845 --> 00:49:26,645
Speaker 2: it nine years having in this game.

1085
00:49:26,885 --> 00:49:31,405
Speaker 1: Came out the womb with a Phillips crosshead by You

1086
00:49:31,525 --> 00:49:33,805
Speaker 1: never know. Do you think we're going to get any

1087
00:49:33,885 --> 00:49:34,605
Speaker 1: kids doing this?

1088
00:49:35,445 --> 00:49:36,245
Speaker 4: Absolutely?

1089
00:49:36,845 --> 00:49:38,005
Speaker 5: So far, no one's called in.

1090
00:49:38,045 --> 00:49:40,565
Speaker 2: All right, the lines are open now for tiny trades. Okay,

1091
00:49:40,925 --> 00:49:44,685
Speaker 2: thirteen fifty five twenty two, now participate and tell me

1092
00:49:44,685 --> 00:49:46,645
Speaker 2: what Before the show, I said, by the way, you know,

1093
00:49:46,765 --> 00:49:48,685
Speaker 2: what do we think of a price here? And she

1094
00:49:48,765 --> 00:49:52,445
Speaker 2: said a thousand dollars. You can't giving a kid one

1095
00:49:52,485 --> 00:49:55,405
Speaker 2: thousand bucks they're walking out when they're going.

1096
00:49:55,125 --> 00:49:57,965
Speaker 1: Down the milk bar and buy the milk bar one

1097
00:49:58,005 --> 00:49:58,805
Speaker 1: thousand bucks.

1098
00:49:58,805 --> 00:50:00,005
Speaker 5: It's actually irresponsible.

1099
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:02,285
Speaker 1: It is no, no, no, no, no no.

1100
00:50:02,485 --> 00:50:04,805
Speaker 2: The parents will have like nine hundred and fifty of that.

1101
00:50:05,445 --> 00:50:07,045
Speaker 2: You can't be bender all weekend.

1102
00:50:07,125 --> 00:50:09,645
Speaker 8: If we're getting them to come in on a Friday morning,

1103
00:50:09,965 --> 00:50:11,205
Speaker 8: they want to have something.

1104
00:50:10,965 --> 00:50:13,405
Speaker 4: To come and get the things like the start of

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00:50:13,485 --> 00:50:14,325
Speaker 4: school and stuff.

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Speaker 2: People come in, they oh, they're going to be upset

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00:50:16,965 --> 00:50:19,885
Speaker 2: about skipping the start school on a Friday unless we

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00:50:19,965 --> 00:50:21,485
Speaker 2: give them one thousand dollars.

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00:50:21,645 --> 00:50:26,005
Speaker 1: I don't negotiate with terrorist slash kids. Spoken.

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00:50:26,005 --> 00:50:28,165
Speaker 2: That's gone, man, they're calling him. Now you will win,

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00:50:28,205 --> 00:50:30,565
Speaker 2: the winning kid, and listen if you sue the boss

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Speaker 2: is giving us a thousand dollars, Let's say we keep

1113
00:50:32,765 --> 00:50:35,245
Speaker 2: it nine hundred for big lunch or something kids to

1114
00:50:35,325 --> 00:50:38,364
Speaker 2: be happy with, like ten twenty bucks. Ten bucks now

1115
00:50:38,565 --> 00:50:44,085
Speaker 2: no winner gets twenty bucks, runner up gets fifteen.

1116
00:50:43,805 --> 00:50:46,405
Speaker 1: And then there no losers of course as kids. Whoever's

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00:50:46,445 --> 00:50:47,805
Speaker 1: third they get ten bucks.

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Speaker 5: Great, Yeah, that's a great pocket.

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Speaker 1: The next nine hundred and fifty Okay, I'm happy with that.

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Speaker 1: I thought you would be The Bogan's always happy with

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00:50:54,405 --> 00:50:58,365
Speaker 1: cash all right, So tiny Trades calling now those tiny

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00:50:58,405 --> 00:51:01,965
Speaker 1: trading hands got probably got cuts and making starting splinters

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00:51:01,965 --> 00:51:03,085
Speaker 1: and making the stuff on the weekend.

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Speaker 2: Gnarly old man hands in the proper house. Yes, thirteen

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Speaker 2: fifty five twenty two. Tiny trads line is open now.

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Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Tiny Trades brand hw dream from the Christian

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Speaker 2: O'Connell Show. This Friday, kids taking each other on in

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00:51:23,685 --> 00:51:25,685
Speaker 2: JII flatpat Challenge.

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00:51:26,605 --> 00:51:29,285
Speaker 1: I'm live right now on the IKE website looking at

1131
00:51:29,325 --> 00:51:32,485
Speaker 1: bedside tables. I'm looking at the Narvik.

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00:51:32,245 --> 00:51:35,845
Speaker 2: The Gullaberg know the more, the glad Dom, the Blimnas,

1133
00:51:35,885 --> 00:51:37,765
Speaker 2: the Nordsca, the Bighama.

1134
00:51:38,405 --> 00:51:42,245
Speaker 1: They sounds like Swedish metal bands. These are just bedside tables.

1135
00:51:42,525 --> 00:51:44,085
Speaker 1: Is the bend side table the Nalavik.

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00:51:44,245 --> 00:51:46,965
Speaker 5: Bedside tables are hard. Anything involving a draw.

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00:51:46,885 --> 00:51:47,685
Speaker 1: Is get out of it.

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00:51:47,685 --> 00:51:49,725
Speaker 2: This one here is at two hundred and sixty one

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00:51:49,885 --> 00:51:54,325
Speaker 2: five star reviews. Who is reviewing bedside this has no draws?

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00:51:54,565 --> 00:51:57,005
Speaker 1: It's got one shelf right, this is my level, right,

1141
00:51:57,045 --> 00:51:58,844
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at who's got the time to do

1142
00:51:58,925 --> 00:51:59,725
Speaker 1: these reviews?

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00:52:00,045 --> 00:52:02,485
Speaker 2: Two hundred and sixty one five star reviews. This bed

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00:52:02,565 --> 00:52:06,485
Speaker 2: side table side table. Very well priced for such a

1145
00:52:06,605 --> 00:52:11,445
Speaker 2: lovely little side table. The extra rack comes in handy, I'll.

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Speaker 1: Say, sir.

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00:52:13,685 --> 00:52:17,925
Speaker 2: Very sturdy construction, great price, right side for a small space,

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00:52:18,245 --> 00:52:22,565
Speaker 2: also made of steel, very solid. Needs a still bedside table. However,

1149
00:52:22,725 --> 00:52:25,805
Speaker 2: is that glass of water in prisons?

1150
00:52:26,925 --> 00:52:27,365
Speaker 1: Anyway?

1151
00:52:27,965 --> 00:52:30,605
Speaker 2: This is for tiny Trades to future of builders in

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00:52:30,605 --> 00:52:33,725
Speaker 2: this country, and we asked if anyone was interested. The

1153
00:52:33,845 --> 00:52:36,565
Speaker 2: lines have lit up. There are so many of you

1154
00:52:36,605 --> 00:52:39,165
Speaker 2: that texting right now morning to Lachlan. I can't get

1155
00:52:39,165 --> 00:52:42,085
Speaker 2: through Christian. I'm fourteen years old. I would love to

1156
00:52:42,085 --> 00:52:45,125
Speaker 2: be on tiny tradees this Friday. Does it matter that

1157
00:52:45,205 --> 00:52:47,444
Speaker 2: I'm not an expert on building? I think it would

1158
00:52:47,525 --> 00:52:49,405
Speaker 2: matter more if you were an expot on building, Like

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00:52:49,685 --> 00:52:52,645
Speaker 2: how have you mastered the building at the age of fourteen?

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00:52:52,805 --> 00:52:55,005
Speaker 2: Although the house I live in is very drafty, I

1161
00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,485
Speaker 2: do believe some of the homes here and those won

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00:52:56,525 --> 00:52:58,605
Speaker 2: key tables maybe the kids have been making.

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00:52:58,405 --> 00:53:06,925
Speaker 12: Them trading Canday building time tradi yesday.

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Speaker 1: Tad, can you build it? Tiny trades and can you

1165
00:53:10,645 --> 00:53:15,404
Speaker 1: win the cash? Cash for kids? That does not sound

1166
00:53:15,445 --> 00:53:18,605
Speaker 1: right because there's a game. It's all the chit's all

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00:53:18,605 --> 00:53:21,245
Speaker 1: a part board. You can trust a Christian O'Connell's show.

1168
00:53:22,405 --> 00:53:24,685
Speaker 1: It's got to bridge it now, Tiny Trady, who's thirteen?

1169
00:53:24,725 --> 00:53:28,565
Speaker 2: Good morning, Bridget. Hi, Hey, welcome to a show. You're

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00:53:28,645 --> 00:53:29,125
Speaker 2: live on a.

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00:53:29,205 --> 00:53:32,605
Speaker 1: School run right now? Yeah? Yeah, you're looking forward to

1172
00:53:32,645 --> 00:53:35,004
Speaker 1: going to school today? What's Tuesday? Like? Is it much fun?

1173
00:53:35,005 --> 00:53:36,805
Speaker 1: Bridge Tuesday?

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00:53:36,885 --> 00:53:38,205
Speaker 10: The timetime is not great.

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00:53:38,245 --> 00:53:39,565
Speaker 9: If I'm being in this, you.

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00:53:39,485 --> 00:53:41,365
Speaker 2: Can be honest with us. Please always be honest with me.

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00:53:41,445 --> 00:53:43,805
Speaker 2: Chat now, tell me about you and the Tiny Trading.

1178
00:53:43,845 --> 00:53:44,685
Speaker 2: What have you made?

1179
00:53:46,245 --> 00:53:51,205
Speaker 10: Well, I've made a bunch of Ikea furniture. Yeah, I

1180
00:53:51,245 --> 00:53:54,965
Speaker 10: feel pretty confident with those, and like I've painted my house.

1181
00:53:55,245 --> 00:53:58,325
Speaker 1: I like, I hope you're.

1182
00:53:58,205 --> 00:53:59,845
Speaker 5: Getting some pocket money.

1183
00:53:59,925 --> 00:54:01,205
Speaker 1: Can you come in and do mine?

1184
00:54:02,165 --> 00:54:05,485
Speaker 10: Obviously not on my own, but like I've helped.

1185
00:54:05,805 --> 00:54:07,004
Speaker 1: Wow, that doesn't matter.

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00:54:07,005 --> 00:54:10,605
Speaker 2: I'm still in very very impressive and Bridget, Mam and dad,

1187
00:54:10,645 --> 00:54:14,565
Speaker 2: okay with you coming in this Friday? Yeah, bring the tools, Bridget,

1188
00:54:14,565 --> 00:54:17,405
Speaker 2: You're through. You're the first Tiny Trading recruited for this Friday.

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00:54:17,405 --> 00:54:20,765
Speaker 1: Good luck, yay, thank you and listen, bring your brushes

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00:54:20,765 --> 00:54:21,165
Speaker 1: and paints.

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00:54:21,165 --> 00:54:23,885
Speaker 2: The studio needs to lick a baker can paint and

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00:54:23,925 --> 00:54:27,125
Speaker 2: win Paint and Winbridge. Okay, look forward to meeting your Friday.

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00:54:27,165 --> 00:54:29,404
Speaker 2: Thanks for calling in a good day's way.

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00:54:29,445 --> 00:54:32,365
Speaker 1: Bye, Leo is eleving morning, Leo.

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00:54:33,405 --> 00:54:36,285
Speaker 2: Hi Leo, how you doing lovely? Thanks for calling the show,

1196
00:54:36,325 --> 00:54:38,565
Speaker 2: Leo and listening in the morning. And so you think

1197
00:54:38,565 --> 00:54:39,805
Speaker 2: you might be a tiny trady.

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00:54:40,645 --> 00:54:43,725
Speaker 10: Yeah, I reckon I would be a good tiny trady

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00:54:43,805 --> 00:54:47,725
Speaker 10: because I've built a bedside table.

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00:54:48,085 --> 00:54:48,485
Speaker 1: Wow.

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00:54:49,325 --> 00:54:52,165
Speaker 10: And I've also built a chester jaw.

1202
00:54:53,165 --> 00:54:56,685
Speaker 1: I couldn't Chester draws. Those things they take like five

1203
00:54:56,765 --> 00:54:58,005
Speaker 1: or six hours, don't they? Leo?

1204
00:54:58,725 --> 00:55:04,205
Speaker 10: Yeah, I was up until I know nine dirty.

1205
00:55:09,485 --> 00:55:11,285
Speaker 2: And I'm just saying it's impressive. If you're burning the

1206
00:55:11,285 --> 00:55:14,805
Speaker 2: midnight oil, Leo, you've got to come through. You've got

1207
00:55:14,845 --> 00:55:17,165
Speaker 2: to come down Friday. This is an honor to have

1208
00:55:17,245 --> 00:55:19,605
Speaker 2: Leo there, the eleven year old master builder, and I

1209
00:55:19,645 --> 00:55:21,485
Speaker 2: get the feeling even if that's not finished. When we

1210
00:55:21,525 --> 00:55:23,285
Speaker 2: have to finish the show, you'll be here to maybe

1211
00:55:23,365 --> 00:55:26,045
Speaker 2: nine thirty pm Friday night, and none of us will

1212
00:55:26,085 --> 00:55:28,005
Speaker 2: be turn the lights out when you leave.

1213
00:55:28,205 --> 00:55:31,085
Speaker 1: But Leo, come on down Friday, tiny trader. You're through.

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00:55:32,805 --> 00:55:33,685
Speaker 9: We love your show.

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00:55:33,845 --> 00:55:36,605
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Every morning, Oh pleas sure.

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00:55:36,645 --> 00:55:38,445
Speaker 2: I love that, Leo, thanks very much for coning in

1217
00:55:38,485 --> 00:55:40,565
Speaker 2: and looking forward to meeting you and mum and dad Friday.

1218
00:55:40,565 --> 00:55:42,444
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, good luck.

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00:55:42,885 --> 00:55:47,685
Speaker 2: Chloe is also a tiny builder Morning Chloe. Hi, Hello Chloe.

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00:55:47,725 --> 00:55:48,685
Speaker 2: So you're on your way to school?

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00:55:48,685 --> 00:55:49,485
Speaker 1: And how old are you? Chloe?

1222
00:55:50,205 --> 00:55:51,364
Speaker 10: I'm fourteen years old?

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00:55:51,405 --> 00:55:53,605
Speaker 1: Fourteen? And what have you made so far? Tiny builder?

1224
00:55:55,045 --> 00:55:55,565
Speaker 4: What was that for?

1225
00:55:55,925 --> 00:55:57,725
Speaker 1: What have you made so far? What have you built?

1226
00:55:59,245 --> 00:56:08,245
Speaker 10: I built my own vanity. I built some seats from lizard.

1227
00:56:09,365 --> 00:56:10,965
Speaker 1: What for your lizard seeks? For your lizard?

1228
00:56:11,885 --> 00:56:12,605
Speaker 11: No ramps?

1229
00:56:12,925 --> 00:56:15,525
Speaker 1: Ramps? What is he ramping up to? What's he ramping

1230
00:56:15,605 --> 00:56:18,645
Speaker 1: up to? Getting out of the car? Where's he go in?

1231
00:56:18,685 --> 00:56:20,565
Speaker 1: That lizard seeks.

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00:56:20,245 --> 00:56:23,245
Speaker 5: A very complicated Chloe. That's this is high level stuff.

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00:56:23,245 --> 00:56:24,245
Speaker 5: How have you been learning to.

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00:56:24,205 --> 00:56:24,525
Speaker 1: Do all this?

1235
00:56:25,405 --> 00:56:25,805
Speaker 3: Oh?

1236
00:56:25,845 --> 00:56:27,444
Speaker 10: My dad taught me most of it.

1237
00:56:27,565 --> 00:56:31,045
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I feel like I've let my daughters down.

1238
00:56:30,805 --> 00:56:33,765
Speaker 1: He built a lizard ramp once are they're going to

1239
00:56:33,805 --> 00:56:36,085
Speaker 1: survive out though? We're going to build a lizard ramp?

1240
00:56:36,245 --> 00:56:39,605
Speaker 5: You get.

1241
00:56:40,245 --> 00:56:43,685
Speaker 2: Keeping the economy alive? Now what I can't move on

1242
00:56:43,725 --> 00:56:45,685
Speaker 2: from a lizard ramp? What does it have the ramp for?

1243
00:56:45,885 --> 00:56:46,965
Speaker 2: To get into his little house.

1244
00:56:47,965 --> 00:56:51,165
Speaker 10: So the ramp goes from my bed to its to

1245
00:56:51,325 --> 00:56:53,525
Speaker 10: her cake, so she can just go where is she?

1246
00:56:53,725 --> 00:56:56,325
Speaker 1: I love this. This is so cool. It must take

1247
00:56:56,325 --> 00:57:01,364
Speaker 1: her ages to get up that ramp. Yes, an hour

1248
00:57:01,405 --> 00:57:03,444
Speaker 1: has gone on. It's only halfway up. I'm taking my time.

1249
00:57:03,485 --> 00:57:05,525
Speaker 1: It's hard, puffing and puffing all the way up here.

1250
00:57:05,525 --> 00:57:06,085
Speaker 1: I'm a lizard.

1251
00:57:06,125 --> 00:57:11,525
Speaker 2: You know those little feet, Chloe, you have to come through. Yes, yes, absolutely,

1252
00:57:12,125 --> 00:57:13,885
Speaker 2: anyone who can build a lizard ramp.

1253
00:57:14,045 --> 00:57:19,125
Speaker 1: Actual is high level. Chloe. All right, we'll see you Friday. Chloe,

1254
00:57:19,165 --> 00:57:19,805
Speaker 1: look forward to it.

1255
00:57:20,445 --> 00:57:20,965
Speaker 9: Thank you.

1256
00:57:21,805 --> 00:57:25,605
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

1257
00:57:25,405 --> 00:57:29,525
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show. Good morning to Rick. Christian. I used

1258
00:57:29,605 --> 00:57:32,485
Speaker 1: using cheap labor to put together some new purchases. Yeah.

1259
00:57:32,565 --> 00:57:35,005
Speaker 2: Also my tire pressure. He's sorted out the engine oil

1260
00:57:35,125 --> 00:57:38,925
Speaker 2: changing as well. It still part of tiny trades. Damn you, Rick,

1261
00:57:38,965 --> 00:57:41,365
Speaker 2: you're on to me. Yes, all right, today's time waste,

1262
00:57:41,365 --> 00:57:43,685
Speaker 2: so once more for the best in show. You're off

1263
00:57:43,685 --> 00:57:46,565
Speaker 2: to Village Cinema's Gold Class. This is a group past,

1264
00:57:46,645 --> 00:57:49,525
Speaker 2: so four tickets of Gold Class go see Mission Impossible,

1265
00:57:49,725 --> 00:57:55,085
Speaker 2: the Final Reckoning this weekend at Village Cinema's Gold class today,

1266
00:57:55,125 --> 00:57:58,285
Speaker 2: were looking for your Bogan TV shows. What do the

1267
00:57:58,325 --> 00:58:02,405
Speaker 2: Bogans love to watch? Ncis Frankston.

1268
00:58:04,205 --> 00:58:04,645
Speaker 1: Sila.

1269
00:58:04,845 --> 00:58:07,965
Speaker 2: They have their own version of the Weakest Link. That's right,

1270
00:58:08,285 --> 00:58:13,805
Speaker 2: we kissed Lynx effect good. They love the new john

1271
00:58:13,885 --> 00:58:16,605
Speaker 2: Hammer TV show Your Friends and Neighbors, but it's a

1272
00:58:16,605 --> 00:58:19,485
Speaker 2: different one filled up on the Sunshine Coast you friends

1273
00:58:19,525 --> 00:58:25,205
Speaker 2: and Neighbors Silver, how I malet your mother gold married

1274
00:58:25,245 --> 00:58:29,925
Speaker 2: with cousins Christian O'Connor, and not Love Island. It's a

1275
00:58:29,965 --> 00:58:33,485
Speaker 2: far more powerful island. Who will leave Bogan Island? I'd

1276
00:58:33,525 --> 00:58:36,605
Speaker 2: watch that, I would watch that Silver Plus. All right, real,

1277
00:58:36,685 --> 00:58:38,245
Speaker 2: what have you got Bogan TV shows?

1278
00:58:38,365 --> 00:58:41,645
Speaker 5: Watching a show on YouTube? Actually? Yeah, the Joe Bogan experience.

1279
00:58:42,205 --> 00:58:44,605
Speaker 1: Oh, very good, very good.

1280
00:58:44,645 --> 00:58:48,285
Speaker 2: You're actually he has got Bogan characteristics, he wished up,

1281
00:58:49,285 --> 00:58:53,805
Speaker 2: loves conspiracy theories, loves a bond, loves lots.

1282
00:58:53,645 --> 00:58:55,725
Speaker 1: Of tattoos into mm A.

1283
00:58:56,605 --> 00:58:59,405
Speaker 5: Yes, oh my god, you're right.

1284
00:58:59,765 --> 00:59:02,725
Speaker 2: Bogan's right there, God plus very good.

1285
00:59:03,125 --> 00:59:07,245
Speaker 5: Two bloke girls, Yes, very good. Gold smoke O breaking Bear.

1286
00:59:07,405 --> 00:59:09,885
Speaker 2: Oh that's very good. Hasn't that been made? That's gold

1287
00:59:09,925 --> 00:59:11,245
Speaker 2: as well? You're on gold so far.

1288
00:59:11,285 --> 00:59:11,725
Speaker 1: Thank you?

1289
00:59:11,805 --> 00:59:15,405
Speaker 5: And it's probably not a gold and Happy Todays.

1290
00:59:16,085 --> 00:59:18,925
Speaker 2: There we go Brons just evening. Now, all right, what

1291
00:59:19,005 --> 00:59:21,845
Speaker 2: have you got then? Bogan TV Shows Text me four

1292
00:59:21,925 --> 00:59:24,405
Speaker 2: seventy five three one oh four three, good luck.

1293
00:59:24,765 --> 00:59:28,005
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show Podcast.

1294
00:59:28,165 --> 00:59:30,765
Speaker 2: I've grabs today Gold Class group past four of you.

1295
00:59:30,845 --> 00:59:32,565
Speaker 2: Off to go and see whatever you want at Villa

1296
00:59:32,605 --> 00:59:35,805
Speaker 2: Cinemer's Gold Class. Everyone's weaving up Mission Impossible, the final

1297
00:59:35,925 --> 00:59:39,405
Speaker 2: Reckoning seat this weekend Village Cinema's Gold Class. Today, we're

1298
00:59:39,445 --> 00:59:42,845
Speaker 2: looking for your Bogan TV shows Rio get ready, you're

1299
00:59:42,805 --> 00:59:43,885
Speaker 2: gonna be busy.

1300
00:59:43,925 --> 00:59:46,605
Speaker 1: There's a lot of goldworthy ones. These are very good.

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00:59:46,685 --> 00:59:47,325
Speaker 5: I'm excited.

1302
00:59:47,645 --> 00:59:49,165
Speaker 2: I think there'll be a part two tomorrow morning on

1303
00:59:49,205 --> 00:59:53,245
Speaker 2: the show. All Right, Bogan TV Shows, Game of Songs

1304
00:59:53,885 --> 00:59:59,205
Speaker 2: Gold Strong start already, everybody loves ray Bands, Sila your

1305
00:59:59,285 --> 01:00:02,325
Speaker 2: laugh Stacey, now me and member the Big TV Show

1306
01:00:02,365 --> 01:00:05,885
Speaker 2: Mega Marker was in it suits, Ye track suits, that's.

1307
01:00:05,725 --> 01:00:06,645
Speaker 1: The Bogan version.

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01:00:07,685 --> 01:00:11,565
Speaker 2: Lawyers in tracking mego Marco be Megan, wouldn't she.

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01:00:13,125 --> 01:00:16,405
Speaker 1: Third ut from the Sun, Silver went on Gerard the

1310
01:00:16,405 --> 01:00:17,085
Speaker 1: Big Bong.

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01:00:16,925 --> 01:00:23,805
Speaker 2: Theory Gold well done, Winnie Blue Healers Silver.

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Speaker 1: I still love this TV show.

1313
01:00:27,205 --> 01:00:30,205
Speaker 2: It's a very good TV show called burn Notice, Burnout Notice,

1314
01:00:30,925 --> 01:00:34,365
Speaker 2: very good. Goal Chavangska, well done. That's the movie. But

1315
01:00:34,405 --> 01:00:38,045
Speaker 2: fairest Budius month Off is funny. Lucy Malcolm and Moccasin's

1316
01:00:38,645 --> 01:00:40,925
Speaker 2: good Silver Flight, Brett C.

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Speaker 1: S I Dandenong.

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Speaker 5: Okay saying something.

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Speaker 2: Bronze, Winnie bluey doing TV show Winnie Blue is very different?

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Speaker 2: Who's that from bracos Joe? Well done, Flight of the Commodore.

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Speaker 1: That's great. New entry there, Isaac Welcome.

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Speaker 2: Ben ten good TV show, Ben ten Packer, jad Coke,

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Speaker 2: Amy Hatchip.

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Speaker 1: That's very good.

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Speaker 2: The Handmaid's Rattail Peter Simms, well done for that one.

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Speaker 2: The Thongs of Madison County Silver Caravan, Parks and Recreation,

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Speaker 2: Friday Night Fights not Friday Night Lights.

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Speaker 1: That's very good.

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Speaker 2: Glenn Gooner Thrones, silver Fluss, How I met your mother's

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Speaker 2: half sister who's married to your mother's half brother.

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Speaker 5: I didn't meannny funny one.

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Speaker 2: Eat well done. Not Bond I Rescue Bon Die rest

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Speaker 2: you met Bond?

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Speaker 1: That is so good? Is that?

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Speaker 2: Simon Knay Bong's Silver u Boot, Betty silver Fuss, The

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Speaker 2: bin Tang Theory, Oh God. And finally, but I think

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Speaker 2: we do part two tomorrow on the show not Bewitched,

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Speaker 2: but we bitched Chris. That's very good. Pickles just to

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Speaker 2: have one winner today because they're also great.

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Speaker 7: Impossible task, but I've to go with handsmade rattail.

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Speaker 1: Well done.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much all the time waste as we

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Speaker 2: are back tomorrow morning the confumal stories of coincidence and

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Speaker 2: chants in what are the Odds?

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Speaker 1: And more tiny treaties. Have a great day. Thanks for

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Speaker 1: joining us. We done.

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