WEBVTT - TALKBACK TINGZ: The best John Laws blow ups 📻

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<v Speaker 1>Is It Just Me' podcast by a couple of Miches.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now, it's time for talkback teams. Talkback teams, that's

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<v Speaker 2>where I bring the little bits of gold that I

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<v Speaker 2>find when I'm listening to talkback radio.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I do love it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a really different world to the one that you

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<v Speaker 2>live in the FM bubble.

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<v Speaker 3>FM is crazy. I have so many like I've got

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<v Speaker 3>like a really tight criteria that I have to fit into.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, no such criteria applies to AM radio. In fact,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think any criteria applies to John laws Ah if.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know him, if you're in the States. Howard Stern,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a radio fen so I love this year Howard

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<v Speaker 3>Stern Australia like a car, Sanderlans, Alan Jones, Shock Jock bab.

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<v Speaker 2>Even then like way older and way more withered. He

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<v Speaker 2>literally retired with it in the year two thousand and seven.

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<v Speaker 2>But then he was just like I'm bored and he

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<v Speaker 2>came back in twenty eleven. Did he retire, Yes, And

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<v Speaker 2>it was like a big deal when he retired. He's

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<v Speaker 2>now at two SM. Now, for context, two SM is

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<v Speaker 2>the station that aren't even in the ratings anymore because

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<v Speaker 2>they were rating so poorly that they just decided to

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<v Speaker 2>opt out. They're like, we don't want to know.

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<v Speaker 3>But then who pays him because he's on Jenna? Can

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<v Speaker 3>you google how much his mental don't google that.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't need to keep throwing you to google shit.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to know how much he makes. I

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<v Speaker 3>want how much. I just don't have to confirm the

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<v Speaker 3>Google either. Jenner Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>But like he very famously retired in two thousand and seven,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I said, he's now back at two s M,

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<v Speaker 2>the Shiitter station in Sydney, and they will not pay

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<v Speaker 2>for marketing. So there are so many people that literally

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<v Speaker 2>don't know he's back on air. It's like he's like

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<v Speaker 2>he's like a little off Broadway secret Now he's BCC

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<v Speaker 2>to the radio or and so every single time utunity

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<v Speaker 2>John Laws. By the way, my father listened to John Laws,

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<v Speaker 2>so growing up it's all I heard. I'm very familiar

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<v Speaker 2>with it. I'm gonna feel very nostalgic, but this is

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<v Speaker 2>how he kicks off every single show on the world.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm John Laws.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds very old fashioned.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the matter, is this a married aren't you mad?

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<v Speaker 3>Not that you're at a Goozman is on Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 2>So he sounds quite quaint, almost wholesome, but he is

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<v Speaker 2>he is prone to losing his patience pretty quickly. He

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<v Speaker 2>tolerates no nonsense when it comes to his callers. Take

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<v Speaker 2>a listen to.

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<v Speaker 4>This nonetheless, be quiet, be quiet, be quiet, I will now, Susan,

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<v Speaker 4>would you just shout up for a minute?

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<v Speaker 2>Or this particular one, This is one of my old

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<v Speaker 2>favorite It's one of my favorite tantrums of his.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm second tired of having to listen to rude, arrogant,

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<v Speaker 4>ill informed, stupid women like you.

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<v Speaker 2>So, even though he's insulting these people, he has a

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<v Speaker 2>way of stringing together words that just sound correct together.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's very eloquent.

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<v Speaker 2>He makes insults sound eloquent, which is a skill I

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<v Speaker 2>would love to have.

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<v Speaker 3>You're almost there.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I'm getting there. I'll just keep insulting you

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<v Speaker 2>as my guinea pig until I get there. Okay. But

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<v Speaker 2>he has this one particular caller who was like a

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<v Speaker 2>notorious hater of his. He calls the show regularly. His

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<v Speaker 2>name's Norman. Norman has been calling him for years. All

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<v Speaker 2>through my teens, I heard Norman.

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<v Speaker 3>He knows Norman.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, literally like a week ago, Norman called and started

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<v Speaker 2>complaining about Kyle Sandaling, Oh our guy, and they played

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<v Speaker 2>they played the order on Kyle and Jackie. O. The

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<v Speaker 2>reason I bring that up is because how long have

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<v Speaker 2>I been waiting to play this Norman audio and our show?

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<v Speaker 3>Mitchell, Oh, as soon as we have the idea for

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<v Speaker 3>this show. Yeah, this was happening.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. I don't want to look like I'm copying

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<v Speaker 2>Kyle and Jackie all right now. I was sitting at

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<v Speaker 2>my death and they were playing Norman audio and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I'm playing that on the show next week.

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<v Speaker 3>And I wake up to a text and You're like,

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<v Speaker 3>Kyle and Jackie are playing the Norman audio. I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>did you be see them on this?

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway?

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<v Speaker 3>This is a long time coming, the Norman audio exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>So here's one of my favorite Norman blow ups. And

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to take note of just how eloquent

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<v Speaker 2>he is, even though he's like dealing with a hater

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<v Speaker 2>and basically getting into a beef with this guy. Take

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<v Speaker 2>a listen, give.

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<v Speaker 4>Us a call, tell us what's on your mind? One

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<v Speaker 4>three hundred and five? Oh is it really Norman? Is

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<v Speaker 4>it you?

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<v Speaker 5>It's me?

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<v Speaker 4>Don't you?

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<v Speaker 5>Didn't you say that your program goes all over the country. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 5>aren't they bored about Sydney traffic? Probably you're doing the

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<v Speaker 5>rest of the nation about Sydney traffic.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's very important to the people in Sydney, Norman.

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<v Speaker 1>But the worst of.

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<v Speaker 5>The country, I couldn't give a stand.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, Norman, Norman, Norman. There are people

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<v Speaker 4>out there in the bush saying, oh God, listen to that.

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<v Speaker 4>Aren't we lucky to live in the bush? We give

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<v Speaker 4>them the opportunity to extol the virtues of their own environment.

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<v Speaker 5>Now you're just boring them senseless like you usually.

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<v Speaker 2>Do, extol the virtues of their own environment. Isn't that beautiful?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Jenna, are you compiling about this job? You're beach,

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<v Speaker 3>But you just need to extol the virtues of this environment.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that just like he's so eloquent. That was impressive, right,

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<v Speaker 2>it goes on? Okay, I want you to listen out

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<v Speaker 2>for the rest of this, Norman call. I want you

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<v Speaker 2>to listen out to the most perfectly phrased insults you've

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<v Speaker 2>ever heard in your life. I'm not over hyping right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Take a listen, Norman.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been getting reports about you? Are you? Are you fat? Overweight?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't answer your question, Sean with Fetcher's funeral?

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<v Speaker 4>Have you cleaned jaws?

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<v Speaker 5>Have you written it all?

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<v Speaker 4>You have? You?

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<v Speaker 3>You know?

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<v Speaker 5>Going into you know the funeral. Who's going to speak?

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<v Speaker 4>No? Norman nor Norman? Norman, Norman, Norman. You've got to remember,

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<v Speaker 4>I won't know I'm dead here, but.

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<v Speaker 5>Your feet weren't anybody lining the streets? And go and

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<v Speaker 5>cry over your death?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you, Norman Norman, why do you listen to

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<v Speaker 4>the program? I can now the truth is coming through

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<v Speaker 4>you secretly? Love me?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I don't, John, I hate you, I hate you?

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<v Speaker 5>You care?

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<v Speaker 1>You care?

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<v Speaker 4>Norman Norman? What a what a screwed up, dreadful little

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<v Speaker 4>grub of a human being? I think I might I

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<v Speaker 4>think I might have be stretching it a bit calling

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<v Speaker 4>you a human being. But never mind, We'll give you

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<v Speaker 4>the benefit of the doubt. Norman.

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<v Speaker 5>Somebody retire. I just think of you. Why won't you

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<v Speaker 5>do it?

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<v Speaker 4>Listen? Norman Norman. When I did retire the it was

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<v Speaker 4>a front page in his story and the big headline

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<v Speaker 4>was the end of an era. How do you like that?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm not.

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<v Speaker 5>It's going to be such a joyous occasion when you.

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<v Speaker 4>Die, Norman, You're forgetting on this momentous occasion. I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to be dead.

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<v Speaker 5>It won't be long. It won't be long, John, everybody

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<v Speaker 5>out there voicing and hoping.

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<v Speaker 4>Norman, Norman, Norman and Norman. Enough is enough is enough? Norman,

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<v Speaker 4>enough is enough. You're just a nasty human being, and

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<v Speaker 4>really you're a bit entertaining for about the first five

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<v Speaker 4>minutes or so. After that you become well, you show

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<v Speaker 4>your true covers, which aren't very pleasant. Yellow in the main,

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<v Speaker 4>I might say, but you're just a nasty human being.

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<v Speaker 4>And I don't know how you've got anybody around you

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<v Speaker 4>probably haven't got anybody around you, and that's why you

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<v Speaker 4>have to bother me. Please don't bother to bother.

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<v Speaker 2>How savage but graceful.

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<v Speaker 3>Please don't bother to bother sound Edgar Allan Poe repeat

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<v Speaker 3>after me.

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<v Speaker 2>Screwed up, dreadful, little grub of a human being.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's all say it, Jenny, you two three two one

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<v Speaker 3>screwed dreadful.

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<v Speaker 2>I want that on my gravestone.

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<v Speaker 3>That was intense, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Just can you play that last bit again? I just

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<v Speaker 2>want to hear that one insult.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what a screwed up, dreadful little grub of a

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<v Speaker 4>human being? You?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? I feel I feel a bit upset because the

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<v Speaker 3>way he talks to his callers is he's got power.

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<v Speaker 3>On my show at night, I did the exact same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I take calls constantly for three hours and my callers

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<v Speaker 3>talk to me like that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the opposite dynamic.

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<v Speaker 3>They're so rude to me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna call you with my phone on privates you

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, and be like, what I screwed up dreadful

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<v Speaker 2>little grub of a human being?

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<v Speaker 3>What do they say to you?

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<v Speaker 2>That's so rude?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I like last week I had the privilege of giving

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<v Speaker 3>out business class fights to the UK. Yeah, yeah it

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<v Speaker 3>thanks to who Eddie Ad. The reason I ask is

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<v Speaker 3>give me I've got the credit wrong. Who did you say?

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<v Speaker 2>Again?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>I legally can't say this another airline that begins with me,

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<v Speaker 2>But thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>Who should have you said? Eddie ad? Eddie?

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks to Eddie, I've got a great deal on the

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<v Speaker 2>moment to be Jenna and I flew Eddie had to

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<v Speaker 2>London and it was like not because of them, it

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<v Speaker 2>was horrible. The flight to London is just horrible in general.

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<v Speaker 2>But I had made it as good as they could.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yes, of god, I didn't where that was going.

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<v Speaker 2>Then did you keep your Eddie had I'm asked dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>I sure do, I have it.

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<v Speaker 3>I have it at my house and.

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<v Speaker 2>We work breakfast radio hours. Sometimes the sun's still up

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<v Speaker 2>with my birth fleet. We've got to use that ship.

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<v Speaker 3>Indeed, Eddie adds great. Anyway, they gave me business class

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<v Speaker 3>fights to give away on the show. All week. It

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<v Speaker 3>was huge, and then this week I've gone back on

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<v Speaker 3>air and I do my usual programming and on Tuesday nights,

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<v Speaker 3>so I do a ten cent Tuesday and I don't

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<v Speaker 3>get a budget, but there's a coin person in the office,

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<v Speaker 3>so I take ten cents and then I flip it

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<v Speaker 3>and people have to guess heads or tails, and they

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<v Speaker 3>get it right, they win the money. I send them

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<v Speaker 3>the ten cents and postage is a dollar twenty. The

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<v Speaker 3>station's at a loss. Anyway. Some girl caught it last time.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, you want to play ten cent Tuesday? She's like,

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<v Speaker 3>last week, didn't you give away business clients business class flights?

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<v Speaker 3>What's this shit? I'm not sorry Juliet, she I don't

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<v Speaker 3>even want to play give it back the way? Can

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<v Speaker 3>we do it? Can I bring some audio next week?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't love you.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to start collecting them and then play them

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<v Speaker 2>for It's the way that your callers treat you is

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<v Speaker 2>the same way that John Laws treats his callers with

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely no courtesy or respect.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'll start collecting them.

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<v Speaker 2>He can be charming when he wants to be John Laws,

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<v Speaker 2>but he can also tear you a new asshole, as

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<v Speaker 2>you just heard.

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<v Speaker 3>How much is you get? Paiger? Did you find out he.

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<v Speaker 2>Has a net worth of twenty million?

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<v Speaker 3>What's your net worth? If you had to assume based

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<v Speaker 3>on everything?

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<v Speaker 2>You've got the same budget you've got for giveaways on

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<v Speaker 2>your night show? Ten cents? I love the podcast, but

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<v Speaker 2>what more in between episodes?

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<v Speaker 1>Then join a group, sport you lazy third, or go

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<v Speaker 1>borrow a library book. Meanwhile, you can follow the show

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<v Speaker 1>online as a couple of minchens.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, give us a follow, leave us a review, don't

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<v Speaker 3>forget five stars please. Speaking of groups, bour it's brad

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<v Speaker 3>Olvia guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Just so good.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, of course, did you what did you do growing up?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? Nothing that therein lies the issue while I was

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<v Speaker 2>quite a large child.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you couldn't run on the grass in bergan Gate

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<v Speaker 3>because that was the crops. I was gonna play soccer down.

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<v Speaker 1>No, don't run on that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the Livelihart, that's the car.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently I played soccer when I was five, but the

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<v Speaker 2>coach had to politely after my mum to stop bringing

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<v Speaker 2>me because I wasn't playing soccer. I was running around

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<v Speaker 2>the field picking up leaves.

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<v Speaker 3>Missus Coombs, you're gonna have to pick yourself up. He's

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<v Speaker 3>using the ball as a disco ball hole and he's

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<v Speaker 3>grinding on the field. The other boys are very uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 2>He's pole dancing against the goalposts.

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<v Speaker 3>The ball isn't even a ball, it's a pumpkin.

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<v Speaker 1>Crops Just Me podcast by a couple of minches