1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:03,880 Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast. Ninni thirty one 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:04,680 Speaker 1: o sixty five. 3 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:07,000 Speaker 2: Right now, is it acceptable to get drunk at a 4 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:07,760 Speaker 2: baby shower? 5 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:11,639 Speaker 1: Is at your baby shower? Let's go yeah, let's call 6 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: a spade a spade or a drunk or drunk? What 7 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:15,320 Speaker 1: if you're really stressed? 8 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,320 Speaker 3: Okay, yes, I had a couple at my baby shower 9 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,159 Speaker 3: on Saturday. But but I would say the main the 10 00:00:22,200 --> 00:00:25,360 Speaker 3: main reason why to your. 11 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 1: Like perspective, are you still. 12 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:32,960 Speaker 2: My word? 13 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 3: I've been kid with my word is because I was 14 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 3: quite stressed early in the day because I had to 15 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:38,840 Speaker 3: build an outdoor heater. 16 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 2: Yes, I heard about this to your Dad pointed it 17 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:42,960 Speaker 2: out to me and I could tell that was an 18 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:43,920 Speaker 2: alley from you. 19 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:46,159 Speaker 1: Yes, I was telling Dad to tell everyone, yes, I 20 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:46,479 Speaker 1: built this. 21 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,600 Speaker 2: I was like on the way to get a sandwich 22 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,159 Speaker 2: or something, put me inside and was. 23 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 1: Like, will you say this head or would he built it? 24 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:52,280 Speaker 3: Bloody? 25 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 1: Oth? Go dad? 26 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 3: But but I think Michelle far exceeded my capacities as 27 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,160 Speaker 3: your mother in law. That's my mother in law to 28 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 3: be by myself building that thing. So I was very 29 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,360 Speaker 3: much under the pump. So naturally I started drinking while 30 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 3: I was doing. 31 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 2: Oh so that was your one job for the day. 32 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaker 2: So your mother in law was like, look, what do 33 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 2: you Everything else is taken in for I just need 34 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,479 Speaker 2: the outdoor heat to build. 35 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,319 Speaker 3: Well, I had to buy it too, so I had 36 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,360 Speaker 3: had to pick it up. I had to pick it 37 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 3: up a couple of extra points, and then I had 38 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 3: to build. 39 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 1: It a flat pack. Was it in a full flat pank? 40 00:01:19,319 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 3: I was in a box. 41 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:21,520 Speaker 1: Oh so it wasn't in a flat pack. 42 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,119 Speaker 3: No, but I had to do a lot of things. 43 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 3: I had to build a pole, build that, the silver 44 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 3: hat that goes on it. That's pretty much it. 45 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:32,120 Speaker 1: But yeah, it was. It was very hard and I 46 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 1: was very stressed. 47 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 3: And then MIM's dad came out terry and he offered 48 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:38,440 Speaker 3: me a drink, and obviously I was going to say yes, yeah, because. 49 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,240 Speaker 1: I was very stressed. But you got it done. I 50 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:42,120 Speaker 1: got it. What time did you get it done? And 51 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 1: I don't want this. 52 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:45,320 Speaker 2: To be an investigation, But as I said earlier, I 53 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 2: got there. I got there, and you were three sheets 54 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 2: to the wind and I was there. 55 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 1: I was there first. I reckon I would have been first. 56 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 3: You got there very early, yep, I would say mid. 57 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 1: Day is strange given that I was invited last but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 58 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,560 Speaker 1: what were you all a time in relationship with your 59 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:03,800 Speaker 1: baby shower? Yeah, Billy didn't get invited. 60 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, well I didn't do any formal sort of invitations. 61 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,359 Speaker 2: I was accosted by your mother that's on stage by 62 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,840 Speaker 2: my mother had a crack at me. 63 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 3: What did she cost you? Just you know life, you 64 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:21,520 Speaker 3: deserve it. Good to see the White Law family. My 65 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:25,560 Speaker 3: family's weird around. So Dad's showing up about me building something, 66 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:29,520 Speaker 3: and now my mom is Yeah. I think she's of 67 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 3: the view that you are seeing is like smarter than 68 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,400 Speaker 3: me on this show, and I think it really gets 69 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 3: the White Laws. 70 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:35,880 Speaker 1: I'd like to get a few points back in. 71 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,240 Speaker 3: Yeah right, But to answer your question mid day, how 72 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 3: many reds did you had? So this is not my fault, 73 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 3: this is this is my this is my your father 74 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 3: in law, Yes, my father in law. 75 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,360 Speaker 1: I meant Terry. We bond over a spark on him 76 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,120 Speaker 1: at the bottom of a vat of wine as well. 77 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:58,639 Speaker 3: Yeah, because because we drink a sparkling red toget. That's 78 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,320 Speaker 3: how that's our bonding experience. It's Andrew Garrett sparkling reds. 79 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 3: If you're after it. 80 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:06,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, and so he think it's seven dollars a bottle. 81 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 3: But he doesn't stop. He was constantly filling me up 82 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,880 Speaker 3: and he started abusing me later in the night. 83 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 1: Did you see that gone home? No, I'd gone. He 84 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 1: was abusing me. I'd gone because I think your dad 85 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 1: was your dad had a view as well. Yeah, made 86 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,480 Speaker 1: my baby cry on the way out, Oh did he Yeah, 87 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:22,519 Speaker 1: he just got right in their face. 88 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:24,080 Speaker 3: He actually made a few babies cry. 89 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, because he doesn't want a baby voice. 90 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 3: No, and he refuses to put it on. Yeah, he 91 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,920 Speaker 3: finds it embarrassing. Yeah, he just got emasculating. 92 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 1: Because mat she was confronted with all these people. Yeah, 93 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: and I was. After a while, she woke up and 94 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: I was like to get her out of here. There 95 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,760 Speaker 1: were so many faces. She was completely overwhelmed. And you know, 96 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,160 Speaker 1: Steve goes, do you might have a look, And I 97 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: was like yeah, sure, And he got his head right 98 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: in there. He goes, good, ay, I'm Steve, and she 99 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:47,080 Speaker 1: cracked it. Yeah. 100 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,240 Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. And he's a humongous he's a massive man. 101 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 1: He's terrifying. 102 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 2: But I think the moment for me when I knew 103 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 2: that you'd had too much to drink? Was you you 104 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,400 Speaker 2: went to introduce me to someone who who I knew 105 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 2: I've known for a long time. 106 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:00,880 Speaker 1: It was Sage. Oh yeah, I'm known Sage for a 107 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 1: long time. 108 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, but I was in automatic introducing mode, sure, because 109 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 3: I was confining to groups and you know, it's hard 110 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:07,200 Speaker 3: to switch that thing off. 111 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: No worries. So you were like, hey, Will, this is Sage. 112 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 2: I was like, but before I could say I've met Sage, 113 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,320 Speaker 2: you said, hey, Will, this is Sage. 114 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 1: I've drunk her breast milk. Oh yep, Yeah, that was weird. 115 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:21,840 Speaker 1: And she was like what the hell. I was like, 116 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:22,520 Speaker 1: what the hell? 117 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,760 Speaker 2: And then you also she's pregnant again, so you know, 118 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 2: the boobs are popping off again, and you kind of 119 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,720 Speaker 2: like gesture with her hand and then she was like, 120 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,960 Speaker 2: you know, yeah, it was all happening there. 121 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,920 Speaker 3: I remember that moment. I was just trying to find 122 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:34,920 Speaker 3: common ground between us. 123 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 1: All what press milk, you're having a baby, our kids 124 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:43,279 Speaker 1: drink this milk. You've got press my brain works. 125 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 2: It was like it was actually really yeah, yeah, that's 126 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 2: what I was like, I need to leave. And then 127 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,200 Speaker 2: your dad scared the shit out of my child. 128 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 1: Anyway, Mimi's on the phone. Your part of me now 129 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:57,360 Speaker 1: drunk was woods do you think? Well, let's just start 130 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,159 Speaker 1: off by saying that you finished the heat of the there, 131 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,039 Speaker 1: which I said at one, and you finished the heater 132 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:05,040 Speaker 1: at five to one, so I wasn't twelve. Oh yeah, okay, 133 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 1: basically whenever I was getting it and Mum he've done 134 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,160 Speaker 1: telling me to go out and tell you that you're 135 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 1: doing a great. 136 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,080 Speaker 2: Job because she felt sorry for you. 137 00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 1: Because he was struggling, so I needed encouragement. 138 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,359 Speaker 3: And as MIM's family know, I get sensitive knees, so 139 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,400 Speaker 3: I can't kneel down. So well, my mom brought him 140 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:19,920 Speaker 3: out two pillows to put on his. 141 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, we had a lovely time that he 142 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,760 Speaker 1: looked beautiful. It was actually it was a it was 143 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,200 Speaker 1: a great event. Actually it was a lot of It 144 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 1: was awesome. Why are you done with that? Why not? 145 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 3: Check out more from Willen Woody on The Full Show podcast.