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Speaker 1: A man's curtain room, Amanda's curtain room.

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Speaker 2: Here's something that we swept up from the cutting room

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Speaker 2: floor today.

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Speaker 3: What do you know about Taylor Mumpson?

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Speaker 4: The name is vaguely familiar. Having said that, I thought

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Speaker 4: it was a man that nam. Taylor's confused with people

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Speaker 4: who've been in Twilight.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Taylor Launner, you Taylor Lawn. But I'm Google. Dont

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Speaker 1: me tell you.

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Speaker 4: Taylor Momson is well, I know a bit about it,

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Speaker 4: but please, Well, this is why she's so famous. She's

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Speaker 4: an actor, famous for her roles as Jenny Humphreys from

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Speaker 4: Gossip Girl and Cindy Luho from The Grinch. Sorry if

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Speaker 4: both those things have passed me by.

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Speaker 3: She was also frontman to the band The.

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Speaker 4: Pretty front Woman, front person, front front singer, main singer.

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Speaker 4: That's what they're doing from a band, and this is

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Speaker 4: why she's in the news. She was supporting ac DC

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Speaker 4: in Seville in Spain on the weekend.

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Speaker 3: Interesting choice.

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Speaker 4: I thought ac dc'd have someone mega famous and maybe

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Speaker 4: someone Spanish should be the opener in Spain.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like Julio Iglesias.

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Speaker 1: Not even his son. You go, Julio, are you going on?

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Speaker 3: I'd go the original. That's what I'd get.

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Speaker 1: Is he Spanish?

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Speaker 3: It sounds sounds Spanish.

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Speaker 1: That's enough. Well, this is what's happened.

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Speaker 4: While she's on stage singing in Seville, as I said,

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Speaker 4: opening for ACDC, she said, what a rock and roll moment.

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Speaker 1: The crowd.

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Speaker 4: She's singing a song called witches Burn. The crowd start

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Speaker 4: gesticulating towards her leg. She's looking down at a leg,

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Speaker 4: saying what's going on? Keep pointing at a leg. She

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Speaker 4: didn't notice that a bat had landed on her leg

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Speaker 4: and then it sunk its teeth into her leg and bitter.

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Speaker 4: So she's singing and she gets bitten on the leg

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Speaker 4: by a bat while she's singing witches Burn.

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Speaker 3: Maybe it was payback for Ozzie Osborne all those years ago.

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Speaker 4: What actually happened, because hasn't he walked back a bit

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Speaker 4: on that story.

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Speaker 2: The history was that he bit the head off a

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Speaker 2: bat on stage, but he actually thought it was a

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Speaker 2: rubber bat that a fan threw up, so he just

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Speaker 2: bit the head that it was an actual bat.

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Speaker 4: When you say the story was he bit about and

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Speaker 4: he said, but didn't actual happen?

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Speaker 1: Yes, Well, if it what happened, it happened.

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Speaker 3: It happened on.

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Speaker 4: Google as we talk, because I thought he's now said

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Speaker 4: that that didn't happen.

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Speaker 1: Let me see, you're talking.

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Speaker 3: About ruin it for everyone.

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Speaker 2: This is the problem with Google now no one talks

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Speaker 2: at all, and that's what happens.

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Speaker 1: Ozzy bat bat.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so this is what as I know it. Originally

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Speaker 2: he got a bat and bit the head off it

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Speaker 2: on stage.

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Speaker 3: That's what it was. Then Ozzy Osborne years later said

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Speaker 3: someone threw.

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Speaker 2: A bat what he thought was a rubber bat up

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Speaker 2: on stage, so he bit the head off it.

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Speaker 3: Think he was a rubber bat, and he had to

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Speaker 3: go to the hospital.

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Speaker 4: And he had to have a really severe series of

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Speaker 4: rabies injections.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, what did your Google suits?

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Speaker 1: Well, it just came up. Did he bite the head

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Speaker 1: off a bat?

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Speaker 4: And no one's saying, well, then it's linking to stories

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Speaker 4: and tiktoks and stuff something that let's.

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Speaker 3: Just say it still bullshit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's our job.

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Speaker 2: As far as we know, he bit the head.

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Speaker 1: Of her back, you know, and all those raby shots.

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Speaker 4: But let's face it, he's pretty much got for maldehyde

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Speaker 4: coursing through his brains. Nothing's going to touch him. He

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Speaker 4: and Keith Richard's nothing's going to touch that.

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Speaker 3: That's enough, hasn't it? Really well?

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Speaker 4: So she said that was cute, but yes, he bit me.

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Speaker 4: She said she's going to get raby shots for the

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Speaker 4: next two weeks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Have you ever done anything wild like that?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: I did a whole story in Germany on rabies.

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Speaker 3: You real, what is rabies?

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Speaker 1: Rabies is a it's a disease.

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Speaker 4: That well, they had to be very careful that once

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Speaker 4: they opened the chunnel that foxes from Europe with rabies

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Speaker 4: wouldn't run go through the tunnel and bring rabies into England.

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Speaker 3: Because we don't have it here.

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Speaker 4: No, and it causes humans and animals, I think to

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Speaker 4: froth at the mouth. It's a terrifying you get parent's

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Speaker 4: incredibly painful. So I did a whole story in this

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Speaker 4: place in Bavaria, beautiful surrounds, but I remember oking the

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Speaker 4: fridge and just as dead. Everything in there, dead cats,

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Speaker 4: dead bats, dead birds. There was a box on the counter.

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Speaker 4: I thought, thank god, this is a box it doesn't

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Speaker 4: have I opened it up. Three dead birds in there.

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Speaker 4: Everything was dead.

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Speaker 3: All that foreign food.

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Speaker 1: Have you got any chips?

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Speaker 4: Was it one?

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Speaker 2: Of them labeled Ivan Ivan's lunch don't touch.

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Speaker 1: So No, I've never had rabies.

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Speaker 3: Well, we don't have it here. That's why we're the lucky.

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Speaker 4: I wanted another story with Beyond two thousand. And I'm

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Speaker 4: crouching down beside pretty much a wht like a seething

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Speaker 4: pond in Malaysia. And I'm crouching down and I say,

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Speaker 4: this is the epicenter of dinghy fever. I've got a

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Speaker 4: little voice in the back of my head saying, maybe

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Speaker 4: you shouldn't be here.

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Speaker 3: Why are you here? Yeah, I like you.

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Speaker 2: Beyond two thousand stories. I either time you're on the

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Speaker 2: beach in Rio, you're dumped in the waves.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to go someone in front of the crew,

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Speaker 1: so for the.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't involved a costume.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I clown costs apparently. So I went further down

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Speaker 4: the beach to where it was incredibly dangerous, and I

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Speaker 4: got caught in a dumper and I came out because

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Speaker 4: I didn't want to go back in. I was terrified,

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Speaker 4: but all the sand had made my gusset expand like

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Speaker 4: I was wearing a nappy. Of course, I got contacted

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Speaker 4: by the beach authority because I thought there'd been too

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Speaker 4: much dredging that day.

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Speaker 3: And what about the crabs already there?

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Speaker 4: Oh, dear, come back to Mow for charity.