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Speaker 1: Happy Manye, it's the jam Nation Podcast with Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: Instead of a bad worse worse, I've got a good

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Speaker 2: bad worst. On the show, we'll.

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Speaker 1: Talk about our Valentine's Day spoils, slow burned jokes.

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Speaker 2: A man kept a joke going for forty years? Can

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Speaker 2: you believe?

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Speaker 1: What about the pub Test? We'll talk about football cheerleaders

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Speaker 1: today pass the pub Test, and.

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Speaker 2: Richard Reid is doing the Cupid's Underrun.

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Speaker 1: And we have a little oozy vert up to your

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Speaker 1: favorite rapper.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on to your hat.

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Speaker 1: It's all on the podcast, everybody online.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that a miracle of recording.

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Speaker 4: We have so many requests for them to do it again.

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Speaker 5: Mistress Amanda and ms Killer Amanda doesn't work alone. Friend

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Speaker 5: Aroom making the tools of the train.

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Speaker 6: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 7: The legendary poet Jonesy, Amanda the actress.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations, Murder.

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Speaker 1: We're right now, Jersey and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: You're doing a great job.

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Speaker 1: Now good radio. Sorry, but of a toe twist set

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Speaker 1: Amanda's shoot, Timy, We're on the air of the morning

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Speaker 1: to you. Amanda, Hello, how'd you go?

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Speaker 2: How did I go after VD Day Valentine's Day and

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Speaker 2: lies Valentine's Day?

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Speaker 1: Do you get anything?

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Speaker 2: Harley gave me a card. I wrote a card for him,

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Speaker 2: and then.

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Speaker 1: You made a homemade cout.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I wrote a card for him. Then

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Speaker 2: I went out for took the dog for a walk,

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Speaker 2: and I came back and said, did you see the card?

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Speaker 2: And he hadn't even seen it. So then he said,

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Speaker 2: I've got one for you too, And he went and

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Speaker 2: went through my little box of where I keep the

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Speaker 2: cards that I buy in front of you. You know

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Speaker 2: it was I recognized as one I bought and wrote

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Speaker 2: on that. But it's a happy birthday, a Valentine's Day cake?

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Speaker 1: Where is this cake?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 1: I made it for home, sure, but when you bring

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Speaker 1: some in for me, Well, I can't.

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Speaker 2: Say to Harley, don't eat it all because I'm taking

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Speaker 2: some into it for Jonesy.

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Speaker 1: He'd be okay with that.

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Speaker 2: It's Valentine's it has to all remain at home. It

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Speaker 2: doesn't really, And what about you tell me about your

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Speaker 2: Valentine's story?

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Speaker 1: Well, I got I got Helen a car and on

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Speaker 1: the card it's got a badge that says wonderful wife.

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Speaker 2: That's nice.

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Speaker 1: And I said, well, you got to wear that all day.

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Speaker 1: I said, then again, I don't know if you're deservative

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Speaker 1: and so supply, and I mean giving medals to himself.

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Speaker 2: Did you get a card?

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Speaker 1: No? I got nothing. If I got nothing at all?

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Speaker 1: Really don't care, my man. Men don't care. I don't care.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like you care.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't care. All I care about is keeping

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Speaker 1: the wife happy. So you get the card. So when

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Speaker 1: she's with all the other wives, gas pag and I go,

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Speaker 1: what did your husband?

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Speaker 2: I got a badge?

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Speaker 1: I got a badge. Look, I'm wearing it now. I said,

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Speaker 1: you better wear that, bunnies and walk around there.

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Speaker 2: When you're getting me some stuff.

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Speaker 1: When you're getting me stuff exactly, Well, will action pat

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Speaker 1: show Today, we've.

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Speaker 2: Got Richard Reid coming in. Richard loves you know. I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna have to try and keep him off you. You

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Speaker 2: might get Valentine action from Richard.

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Speaker 1: I don't want Valentine action from Oh now you're picky?

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Speaker 1: Are you? You're going to get any action to be good?

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Speaker 1: Ten thousand dollars with head jam and we can't do anything.

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Speaker 1: We do the magnificent seven.

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Speaker 2: Question one, Maybe She's born with It is the slogan

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Speaker 1: Podcast Where are the Magnificent Seven? There are seven questions?

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Speaker 1: Could you go all the way and answer all seven

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Speaker 2: We're going to kick off with Stephen Kellyville. Hello, Steve,

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Speaker 2: here are you going very well?

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Question one for you? Maybe she's born with It is

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Speaker 2: a slogan for which cosmetics company?

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Speaker 7: Maybe?

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Speaker 2: Yep, that's the one.

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Speaker 1: What is the most expensive proberty on a standard monopoly board? Steve?

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Speaker 1: I always like Mayfair? Do you park road? Mayfair? You

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Speaker 1: get that? Park right? Park ride? Isn't it? Park lane?

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Speaker 1: Park laye? Mayfair? Come on, come on, Amanda.

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Speaker 2: Joining and be correct. Question number three, Oh look, we've

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Speaker 2: got pet sounds. We've got some cats singing a song.

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Speaker 2: You have to guess what song it is? Here are

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Speaker 2: the cats? Makes cats? The musical sound incredible? What songs that.

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Speaker 3: I know it?

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Speaker 1: You know it's Steve, take me by the hard mickey.

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Speaker 8: You don't understand that that.

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Speaker 2: That's it, that's the one, Steve.

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Speaker 1: How many times can a standard piece of paper be

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Speaker 1: folded in half? Is it A nine times? B seven times?

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Speaker 1: Or see five times? And no matter how many tryes yes,

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Speaker 1: seven times. No matter how many times you try, you

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Speaker 1: can only do seven times. Really you want to try?

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Speaker 8: As soon as I said.

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Speaker 1: Now you do it? Will do it?

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Speaker 2: How many times? Stand piece of paper? Half?

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Speaker 1: Once? Twice, three times, four?

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Speaker 2: The paper's too thick.

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Speaker 1: You can't and dude six anyway. Singer Pink has released

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Speaker 1: a new song were with family member Steve.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Pink's released a song with a daughter. Yes, a

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Speaker 1: Just may I stand like little kids seeing.

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Speaker 2: Question six.

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Speaker 1: I'll keep my comments to myself and I see Pink.

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Speaker 2: This Chinese New Year celebrates the year of which animal?

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Speaker 8: Sorry? What was that?

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Speaker 1: This year? The Chinese New Year?

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Speaker 2: What is it? What's the animal?

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Speaker 12: Dog?

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Speaker 2: Steve? That's where Steve leaves us. This Chinese New Year

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Speaker 2: celebrates the year of which animal?

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Speaker 1: And we're into the magnificen seven were to.

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Speaker 2: Question number six, It's going to Betty and reevesby. Good morning, Betty, Hi, Betty, Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 2: how are you good?

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Speaker 10: Hell?

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Speaker 2: Are you very well? Thank you? This Chinese New Year

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Speaker 2: celebrates the year of which animal that would be the

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Speaker 2: It's the Ox, which is said to bring stability and calmness.

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Speaker 2: Like we need that, that's for sure. Yeah, it's predicted

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Speaker 2: to be a year of great opportunities in economic prosperity.

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Speaker 2: That's going to happen. I like the idea of this

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Speaker 2: is I'm wearing an ox around my neck. You are

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Speaker 2: this is a vintage stamp like a I seal, I

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Speaker 2: guess yep, but it's shaped like an ox like a and.

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Speaker 1: I ground up an oxo cube over the weekend and

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Speaker 1: drank it as a hot beverage. Did you?

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Speaker 2: We're all doing our bit.

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Speaker 1: Which I was? He stayed hit a milestone of no

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Speaker 1: locally acquired COVID cases in twenty eight days. Betty?

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Speaker 8: Is it New South Wales?

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Speaker 1: Nae man?

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Speaker 2: This was the longest we've been COVID free since the

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Speaker 2: pandemic began.

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Speaker 1: Good are we?

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Speaker 2: I know? Pretty cool?

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Speaker 1: Congratulations to you, Betty. You've got the jam pack inside.

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Speaker 1: You have it all a Christian Paul watch experience quality

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Speaker 1: time with Christian Paul Watches. How good was that? One

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Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars to spend at Arthurst pizzas with

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Speaker 1: six locations in Sydney for you to choose from. Get

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Speaker 1: their margarita, just get just say give them the margarita

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Speaker 1: and medicate to choice for you to color and sat

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Speaker 1: the pencils. Although Betty, you would use manners, wouldn't you

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Speaker 1: wouldn't say give.

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Speaker 13: Me Thank you guys, thank you thanks Betty Jonesy and

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Speaker 13: Amanda Germ podcast.

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Speaker 10: Let's go actually all grain another day, another dollars. You

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Speaker 10: know what these scenes do?

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Speaker 5: Your writing job, but someone goes.

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Speaker 10: Just stop work.

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Speaker 1: Coming through the Jerminak, a big book of musical facts

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Speaker 1: on this day in nineteen seventy six. You like dramas,

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Speaker 1: don't you? Oh some Ronnie Venucci Junior, a drama was

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Speaker 1: born on this day in nineteen seventy six.

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Speaker 2: I know that one he was ten.

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Speaker 1: Well, let me read from the jerminak and maybe you

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Speaker 1: can put things together here. Ronnie was ten when his

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Speaker 1: He was a heroin addict, you see who stashed the

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Speaker 2: So they gave their ten year old heroine.

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Speaker 1: No, they gave him the drum kit, the heroin addicts,

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Speaker 1: pretty good and formed a band called the Genius sex Poets.

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Speaker 2: Phil Collins The Killers. I occasionally have a case for

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Speaker 2: you of bad worst worsters. This is a story that

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Speaker 2: starts bad and then just goes cataclysmically dreadful. But today

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Speaker 2: actually went from Thailand an impoverished fisherman. This is a

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Speaker 2: true story. It happened last week. He found a rare

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Speaker 2: orange milo Emmilo pearl. It's about the size of a

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Speaker 1: And well that stereo typing. The Thailand fisherman always seemed

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Speaker 1: the one guy that's doing really well? One guy?

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Speaker 2: all those it's going to be impoverished fishermen. They're always

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Speaker 1: You always just see him floating around an eski in

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Speaker 1: maybe do something else.

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Speaker 2: Well, this isn't that guy. So he found this rare pearl.

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Speaker 2: This pearl is rare because it's not cultivated in an

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Speaker 2: oyster shell. It's a sea snail that cultivates this same

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Speaker 2: sort of thing. It's piece of sand becomes an aggravation,

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Speaker 2: and it's cultivated into this extraordinary thing. As I said,

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Speaker 2: it's like it's massive. It's like a marble. It looks

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Speaker 2: like a right orange marble.

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Speaker 1: It looks like a cum quote, it looks like a coume.

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Speaker 2: Quite so let me tell you how much this is worth.

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Speaker 2: Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. So this is an

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Speaker 2: impoverished fisherman. He said. He was called to the beach

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Speaker 2: waiting for him, and he was right. So he found this,

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Speaker 2: Well, I assume, well did they confiscate?

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Speaker 2: How would Helen feel if she went through your phone?

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Speaker 1: I just don't like Instagram anymore. I left it. It

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Speaker 1: And you know what I'm like, I'm task driven. I said,

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Speaker 5: Gama, Good morning, Jolie.

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Speaker 1: And Demander's ten thousand dollar Do you have the right

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Speaker 1: answers to our wrong questions? Thirteen WSFM is our number.

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Speaker 1: We have ten thousand dollars for you.

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Speaker 2: Here's how it works. When I ask your question number one,

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Speaker 2: Chickney Band's option That means you get one hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: Hi Veronica? How would you like to play today?

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Speaker 2: Pop the mine. What's going to happen here, Veronica is

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Speaker 2: Good luck? Sat Patrick's Day is celebrated in which month

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Speaker 2: in the Simpson Who's the owner of the nuclear power

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Speaker 2: That one would have been well the Simpsons. It's mister

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Speaker 2: Ricky Lee, Coulter and Paulini are in a girl group

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Speaker 2: Thank you? Well last you know. I don't like practical jokes.

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Speaker 1: They're still on YouTube that time. Remember that Channel nine

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Speaker 1: TV show Surprise Gotcha? Oh that's right, And you were

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Speaker 1: And when he stops the car, it would stop.

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Speaker 2: Like the movie speed, but a really dicky version. Well

442
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Speaker 2: do you remember this story. I've told you this when

443
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Speaker 2: I was at university with Andrew Denton. He told me,

444
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,880
Speaker 2: and it sounds ludicrous, but he told it in such

445
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,480
Speaker 2: a way that I believed it that the writers of

446
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:50,160
Speaker 2: Mister Ed had made. They were so.

447
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,400
Speaker 1: Subverse with the talking horse that Mister Ed the.

448
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 2: Talking Horse that when he spoke about when the man

449
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,920
Speaker 2: spoke about his wife, it was a reference to his genitals.

450
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:04,800
Speaker 2: And it sounds crazy, but I believe that. And it

451
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 2: was only many, many years later when Andrew was in

452
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Speaker 2: a group and I was telling them this story. And

453
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 2: Andrew just literally fell over laughing. He said, I've said

454
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Speaker 2: that as a joke twenty years ago.

455
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Speaker 1: He did convince you to take a giant novelty check

456
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Speaker 1: in your car because it was legal.

457
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:29,160
Speaker 2: Ten we'd wanted a charity thing, and luckily, my laziness

458
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,639
Speaker 2: I kept it in my car stopped me going to

459
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Speaker 2: the bank. Well, the tribal drums beating for that's a

460
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 2: slow burn. Yeah, you know jokes that have just kept

461
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Speaker 2: going and going.

462
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 1: The tribal drummers beating the SBJ or the slow burning juger.

463
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Speaker 2: Yes, Well here's this guy. He kept this joke, the

464
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Speaker 2: hoax going for forty years. He would stomp around on

465
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Speaker 2: the beach at night in giant three shoes, and so

466
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Speaker 2: the locals in Florida thought there was a mysterious bird.

467
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 2: What he would do was he'd get on a boat,

468
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,480
Speaker 2: stop around, get back on a little boat. So the

469
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 2: bird was seen going back into the sea.

470
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Speaker 1: So do this in the middle of the night.

471
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Speaker 2: He did it in the middle of the night, and

472
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Speaker 2: it went for years and years, and he only revealed

473
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Speaker 2: the hoax forty years later. He did it for ten years.

474
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Speaker 1: Do you think people really cared though?

475
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,920
Speaker 2: Look there's Jeffrey out there. Don't say anything. It makes

476
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Speaker 2: him happy.

477
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Speaker 1: Everyone knows he's wearing lead shoes and pretended some giant penguin.

478
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Speaker 2: But that's a slow burn. Jennifer's with us. Hi, Jennifer, Hi,

479
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 2: how are you going very well? Did you get got

480
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Speaker 2: for ages?

481
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Speaker 5: Oh?

482
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, as long as I could remember, my sisters convinced

483
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Speaker 3: me that I was adopted. And it went on for years,

484
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Speaker 3: and it was only when my sister passed away in

485
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Speaker 3: my twenties. I kept asking over the years, are you sure,

486
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Speaker 3: and Mum would say no, no, no, you're not. And

487
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Speaker 3: then eventually they said, when we were packing up my

488
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Speaker 3: sister's stuff, we discovered my baby photos in her place.

489
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Speaker 3: Because why, I say, But they say, well, why don't

490
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,680
Speaker 3: you Why don't I have baby photos? And they go, well,

491
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 3: that's because you're adopted, you don't have anything. So it

492
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Speaker 3: was only when we were cleaning up her staff that

493
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Speaker 3: we discovered all of my baby photos hiding away in

494
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Speaker 3: her house. Sobos Yeah, she hit all my baby photos

495
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Speaker 3: for twenty years just to convinced me I was adopted.

496
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Speaker 1: Wow, and then she died. Were you close?

497
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Speaker 3: We were very very close, But she just kept the

498
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Speaker 3: prank going for a really long time.

499
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Speaker 2: She certainly did. But did you really think you adopted

500
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Speaker 2: or you sort of know you weren't, but she still

501
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 2: kept that going.

502
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Speaker 3: I kind of didn't, kind of didn't because there were

503
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Speaker 3: times when I was a bit different to everybody else.

504
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 3: I was the youngest and I was a bit different,

505
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Speaker 3: so I thought, oh, maybe there's some truth to that.

506
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Speaker 8: Yeah.

507
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Speaker 1: Well, we convinced my brother when we were young because

508
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Speaker 1: he was sort of dark, olive skin, so we just

509
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: said he was Italian and he was adopted from an

510
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Speaker 1: Italian migrant family that couldn't support him. And he used

511
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Speaker 1: to say, and my mother say, look, no, you know

512
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Speaker 1: there's pictures of you as a baby. But to take

513
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Speaker 1: those pictures for all those.

514
00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,679
Speaker 2: And hide them and hide that's the next level, isn't it.

515
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Speaker 1: It's a slow burn.

516
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Jennifer, Wow Jonesy and Amanda Germ podcast.

517
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Speaker 1: Let's give the solverware.

518
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Speaker 6: Well we pay attention, because I do not want to

519
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:19,880
Speaker 6: have to fail you.

520
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 1: A Florida man kept the myth of a monster penguin

521
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 1: wandering around a beach in Florida by stumbling around in

522
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,960
Speaker 1: giant three toad shoes. He did this for forty years.

523
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Speaker 2: Well he did it for ten years, but kept the

524
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Speaker 2: myth going for forty years.

525
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Speaker 1: That's a slow burn. That's a slow BURNSPJS, we like

526
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Speaker 1: to call it.

527
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 2: Liz is with us. Hello, Liz, what was the slow burn?

528
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Speaker 2: Was it you that got caught?

529
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Speaker 12: I'm known and not wasn't me. It happened to my daughter.

530
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Speaker 12: So my daughters are twelve months parting age, so at

531
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Speaker 12: the time, I think they're about fourteen or fifteen, and

532
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 12: unfortunately they had to share a bedroom. If you've had

533
00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:00,440
Speaker 12: chenage daughters, you know what that's like. Anyway, they were

534
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Speaker 12: in bunks in this bedroom, and for about six months

535
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 12: or so, the older daughter came out to me every

536
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Speaker 12: now and then once a week, I said, for a

537
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Speaker 12: couple of weeks to tell me that there was something

538
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 12: wrong with her and she was sick and that she

539
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 12: was getting very hot during the middle of the night.

540
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Speaker 12: And I was actually not that fuck. I thought she

541
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Speaker 12: was just being a bit of a drama queen. And

542
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Speaker 12: I said, now, no, no, you're fine, it's nothing.

543
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Speaker 14: It's nothing anyway.

544
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Speaker 12: It carried on and on, and then after about the

545
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Speaker 12: tenth time, she'd come out and said, Mom, you have

546
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Speaker 12: to chaw me to the doctor. I'm really sick. I

547
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 12: did start to get concerned because she was covered in sweat,

548
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 12: she was bright red, and I said, all right, I'm

549
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 12: taking you to the doctor. It must be something up.

550
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 12: She went up to her room to get changed, and

551
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Speaker 12: her little sister, who slept in the bottom bunk, came

552
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 12: out and she said, no, no, no, Mom, she's actually fine.

553
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 12: Every time the older daughter had been nasty to her

554
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Speaker 12: that day, she'd reached up in the middle of the

555
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Speaker 12: night and switched on her electric blanket and left it burnie.

556
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 12: And then she reached up after a couple of hours

557
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 12: and just switched off again.

558
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Speaker 1: So good, that's great. Don't bake your sister.

559
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,160
Speaker 2: And it's only when she was going to the doctor.

560
00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 2: Better speak, that's a brilliant one.

561
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 1: Jills with us, Hi, Jill, good morning.

562
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Speaker 12: Don't see And Amanda, h what was the slow burn?

563
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Speaker 15: Well, many years ago, as you know, Ivan, the lat

564
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 15: was arrested for numerous murders. Yes, yes, we were living

565
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 15: in the area. So my sister and I told my

566
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 15: brother in law that Ivan Malat's brother because we had

567
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 15: a similar look to Ivan the Lats. He had all

568
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 15: these relatives coming over that looked like all the family.

569
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Speaker 15: His number plates would have been you know, Ivan Malat,

570
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 15: but his brother's you know, a similar number plate. So

571
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 15: we told him that they'd moved across the road from him.

572
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 15: So he was petrified and wouldn't speak to him for

573
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Speaker 15: the next twenty five years. Oh, so I carried that on.

574
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:11,200
Speaker 15: We never told him, and every time this person looked

575
00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 15: a very very trendly street, it was a colder so

576
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 15: every time he looked at him, my brother in law

577
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 15: would put his head down and just walk the opposite way.

578
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,359
Speaker 15: So we didn't tell him, and we just thought we

579
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:29,159
Speaker 15: were hilarious, of course, and we didn't tell him until

580
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 15: my brother in law, God love him, passed away. And

581
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 15: the week before he passed away, my sister said, look,

582
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 15: this has been nearly forty years when they to tell

583
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 15: you which either my laps brother didn't move in. He

584
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 15: was just a really nice man. We just told you that,

585
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 15: and we decided never to tell you the truth.

586
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 4: Yeah.

587
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 2: Wow, Lucky didn't do something to him. Yeah, he just

588
00:28:54,600 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 2: looked away every time he saw it. He went on,

589
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 2: poor guys, is there wondering why his neighbors so rudely?

590
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 1: What's wrong? People?

591
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 2: Extraordinary?

592
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 1: Let's get on down to the jonesy de matters of

593
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: the pub test this morning. This one comes up a

594
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 1: fair bit football cheerleaders do they pass the pub test?

595
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 9: Well?

596
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 2: The Paramatter Reels have become the latest NRAL club to

597
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 2: drop cheerleaders, renewing debate about this. I think Souths were

598
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 2: the first to do it in two thousand and seven.

599
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 2: Russell Cross jessed fans felt a bit uncomfortable in their presence.

600
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 2: But following the decision from the Paramatter Eels to drop

601
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 2: the cheerleaders, lots of NRAL cheerleaders are uniting to defend

602
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 2: the industry that they say is produced lawyers, doctors and

603
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 2: Jennifer Hawkin porker. What do you think, Brendan, when you

604
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 2: go to the foot and the Roosters still have cheerleaders?

605
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Speaker 1: What are they called the Rooster's cheerleaders? And they got like,

606
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 1: isn't there the guys as well? I know that's just

607
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: the players, isn't it? Is that a joke? We got

608
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Speaker 1: the Mermaids the Sharks, so they were.

609
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 2: Just remind again one premiership.

610
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Speaker 1: Sorry sorry, sorry, sorry, but what do you think about that? Look,

611
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 1: you know it's probably time. I guess if the girls

612
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 1: want to do it, I have no problem with it.

613
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 1: If they want to do they.

614
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Speaker 2: Wouldn't do it if they didn't want to do it.

615
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 2: We're not in that age where they're forced to be cheerleaders.

616
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Speaker 2: Interesting though, I noticed when Souths did it and they

617
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Speaker 2: Russell Crowe addressed the players in ARMIONI suits and how

618
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 2: did the drummers and things? And I thought it's a

619
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Speaker 2: really interesting rebranding and I really admired it that he's

620
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,880
Speaker 2: taking it to the next level of entertainment. And that's

621
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Speaker 2: what Paramata says they want to do. They're not doing

622
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 2: it out of political correctness. They say they want to

623
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Speaker 2: explore other entertainment avenues.

624
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Speaker 1: What about cheer guys, because in America they have the

625
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Speaker 1: chief squads, they have a full on cheer squad and

626
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: that's a sport. Cheering is a sport, so that's another

627
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: thing as well.

628
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Speaker 2: And this is also very professional. There's no fraternization between

629
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Speaker 2: the players and the and the girls. It's a proper thing.

630
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 2: It's not just, you know, a way to get close to.

631
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Speaker 1: The place it used to be uncomfortable. I remember you

632
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 1: go years ago down to watch a game and there'd

633
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,000
Speaker 1: be some mungo in the crowd yelling at something inappropriate

634
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: to the girls. And I used to think, you know,

635
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 1: it's chicken and egg type of stuff. You know what

636
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: I mean. If those girls weren't there, would the mungo

637
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: be yelling out the stuff anyway? Do you know what

638
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: I mean?

639
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 2: Well, what do you think football cheerleaders? Do they pass

640
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:30,600
Speaker 2: the pub test? Oh? Look at this, one of our

641
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 2: favorite people has just walked into the room.

642
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 9: You know.

643
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 2: It was Valentine's Day yesterday, so there's no better time

644
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 2: to strip off for Cupid's Undy run. When I hear

645
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 2: Cupid and I hear Undies, and I hear running, I

646
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 2: think of Richard Reid.

647
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 6: Hello, you do, because you know what for both of you?

648
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,440
Speaker 6: You know, I bring the low. Oh I'm the very

649
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 6: white except I'm white.

650
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 1: You're a white Verry white.

651
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Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, but I usually talk in a high register,

652
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 6: but today we're to talk like you're.

653
00:31:58,480 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 2: Going to bring it low.

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Speaker 10: That's right.

655
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Speaker 2: Nice to see. Tell us about the you and undies

656
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 2: and running in Cupid? What's going on?

657
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Speaker 6: You know what I these days because you can see

658
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 6: these guns. I don't need much of an excuse to

659
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Speaker 6: strip down to my undies. And so when the people

660
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Speaker 6: at the Children's Tumor Foundation approached me and they say,

661
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Speaker 6: we have this Cupid's Underrun, and I said, what's that?

662
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Speaker 6: And they so every year they're major fundraiser is this

663
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Speaker 6: Cupid's Undy Run where people strip down to their undies

664
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Speaker 6: and do a run kind of like a city to

665
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Speaker 6: serve and all their friends sign up and they raise

666
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Speaker 6: a bunch of money. But this year, of course, it's different,

667
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Speaker 6: so they're doing it virtually this year.

668
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Speaker 2: So you're run in your own lounge room in your undies.

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Speaker 6: Pretty much pretty much it's all you know, social media

670
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Speaker 6: base this year. And so we'll give out a pair

671
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Speaker 6: of really cute undies, a T shirt, that kind of thing,

672
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 6: and people will take selfies and throughout two weeks there's

673
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Speaker 6: these different challenges, like you might go to an Australian

674
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Speaker 6: landmark posing your undies, put it on your socials, we

675
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Speaker 6: have that type of thing, or you might have people

676
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Speaker 6: around for some cupids cocktails and charge them all twenty bucks.

677
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Speaker 10: We're really just trying to do it a.

678
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Speaker 6: Little bit differently this day because people really don't know

679
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Speaker 6: about the Children's Tumor Foundation because it's really one of

680
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Speaker 6: those conditions that's under the radar.

681
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Speaker 10: But I will tell you this, every three days a child.

682
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Speaker 6: Is born with this condition again, I'm going to try

683
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:26,239
Speaker 6: to pronounce it neurofibromatosis. And it is a condition that

684
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Speaker 6: is genetic, so you just don't know if you're going

685
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 6: to have it or how far back in your family

686
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 6: this little condition is. And a child can either be

687
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Speaker 6: born with maybe a brain tumor tumors on their spine,

688
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Speaker 6: or maybe a disfigurement, learning challenges, that type of thing.

689
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Speaker 6: So it's really one of those things is under the

690
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Speaker 6: radar and has yet to really bubble up into the

691
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Speaker 6: mainstream consciousness, and it's a condition that's there for life.

692
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Speaker 10: And then when I heard the thing about.

693
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Speaker 6: Three every three days a child's born with it, that just,

694
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Speaker 6: you know, kind of broke my heart, which is quite icy,

695
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Speaker 6: so it's really.

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Speaker 1: Your heart is not How was that?

697
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Speaker 6: I felt like I just did a dramatic monologue, but

698
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Speaker 6: it was great.

699
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Speaker 1: You know, I always loved listening to report stuff. And

700
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Speaker 1: I remember when you started off in your career. You

701
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Speaker 1: were just a normal reporter, weren't you, So you'd have

702
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Speaker 1: to go on. Did you ever like go and to

703
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Speaker 1: like a like a fire or something like that. Did

704
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Speaker 1: you have to report on that.

705
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Speaker 10: Back in the days when I wanted to be a

706
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Speaker 10: reporter at first?

707
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Speaker 1: And where where was this?

708
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Speaker 10: Sup?

709
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Speaker 1: So you were in Seattle, Yeah, and you're the eyewitness report.

710
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Speaker 6: Well I was more like the eyewitness you know, assignment

711
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Speaker 6: desk guy.

712
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Speaker 1: And then but I really was jonesy.

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Speaker 6: You know, you know, just dying to do a you know,

714
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Speaker 6: live news crossing probably like read you get your chance,

715
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Speaker 6: You're going.

716
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Speaker 10: To do this fire.

717
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Speaker 1: And I'm like I'm there. I'm there.

718
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Speaker 10: It's like read your live and five four three.

719
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Speaker 6: And I'm like, ooh, there's a fire. It is hot

720
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Speaker 6: out here. I thought I did great. I'm like, no

721
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Speaker 6: animals were hurt? Back to you, and so that I

722
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,360
Speaker 6: go back to the news director is like that was

723
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Speaker 6: a fire and I'm like yeah it was. And he's

724
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Speaker 6: like people were hurt and I'm like yeah, and he goes.

725
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Speaker 10: Why were you so happy?

726
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Speaker 1: Where were you smiling.

727
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 2: Entertainment day.

728
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Speaker 10: Yeah, exactly.

729
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Speaker 6: I soon discovered that I could combine my love of news,

730
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Speaker 6: you know, current events with movies and shopism behind the scenes.

731
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Speaker 1: You know, do you have any showbooze ghosts? Is there

732
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Speaker 1: anything that we might not that you can break here?

733
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Speaker 5: Is it anything?

734
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Speaker 9: Oh?

735
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Speaker 10: God, you know, nothing really today? Of course I did have.

736
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Speaker 6: I did find out yesterday the Megan and Harry story

737
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 6: used today. I found that out that last night, and

738
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Speaker 6: I was like, oh, just don't break, don't break, don't break,

739
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 6: and I come in and listen, everybody has it today,

740
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Speaker 6: you know, cause.

741
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Speaker 2: How did you find out used today?

742
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Speaker 6: Well, because I have a friend who lives in Santa Barbara,

743
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 6: that same town where like Montecito, where Harry and Meghan

744
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,719
Speaker 6: have their house, not far from Oprah. And so she

745
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Speaker 6: was seen actually at a local Starbucks, and so a

746
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Speaker 6: friend of mine knows I'm like obsessed with the Royals.

747
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 6: She texted me, he goes, don't tell anyone.

748
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Speaker 2: Because there's a hobstantial stomach in the photo.

749
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Speaker 6: Yes, absolutely, So you know, they've been really on the

750
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Speaker 6: down low. And I think, you know, I venture to say,

751
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 6: Megan's very smart, and I think that perhaps in the

752
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 6: last couple of days. She might have wanted it to

753
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 6: leak just a little bit, and so going out stuff

754
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Speaker 6: like that. I'm not saying she's manipulative or an actress,

755
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,839
Speaker 6: but I think she knows what she's just.

756
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Speaker 10: But I do adore her. I adore her.

757
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Speaker 6: And I think that for her, you know, fighting and

758
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Speaker 6: standing up against the tabloids and her father, her family

759
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Speaker 6: is just so I just want nothing but the best

760
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Speaker 6: for them.

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Speaker 10: Hi, you guys, I'm really just seeing you.

762
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Speaker 1: Out for the first time.

763
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Speaker 2: And the King of the Jungle, I know we've spoken

764
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Speaker 2: to you since there. Yes, I think that was the

765
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Speaker 2: last time it did. That was that a shot in

766
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Speaker 2: the arm. It was do you have a sony field?

767
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Speaker 2: They like me? They really liked me more.

768
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Speaker 6: Oh hundred percent, I tell you. I kept looking at

769
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 6: my non existent watch thinking TikTok people. I got a

770
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Speaker 6: vacation in Cape Town, South Africa to get to and

771
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 6: I just kept staying and staying, and so then when

772
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Speaker 6: I won that show, I was just I couldn't believe that,

773
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:19,080
Speaker 6: because it really is voted on by the Australian public,

774
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Speaker 6: that they liked me and that I was really good value.

775
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Speaker 10: And so you know, that really.

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Speaker 6: Propelled me, and I was a guest on every panel show,

777
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Speaker 6: imaginable and different TV pilots and attached to things. But

778
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Speaker 6: you know, those things take time, and by the time

779
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,399
Speaker 6: that year was up, there was a new king and

780
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Speaker 6: then COVID hit and so a lot of the pilots

781
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Speaker 6: and a lot of the projects just when the yeah,

782
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Speaker 6: it was that sound of the.

783
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Speaker 1: Toilet being flushed.

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Speaker 6: And so this year I've just really focused on writing,

785
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Speaker 6: trying to get some new projects off the ground, pitching

786
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Speaker 6: things and of course.

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Speaker 2: Have you got anything?

788
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Speaker 1: What have you got there?

789
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Speaker 6: Well, you know, I love trivia and I want I'm

790
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 6: you know, trying to develop a couple of game shows,

791
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Speaker 6: trivia game shows. And then people are like, well that's

792
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 6: been done. I'm like, but not by me in my enthusiasm,

793
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Speaker 6: And I'm on the third chapter of a novel, kind

794
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:16,680
Speaker 6: of a salacious Jackie Collins type novel. Behind the scenes

795
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Speaker 6: of a morning television show.

796
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Speaker 7: Maybe are you writing saucy scenes, saucy scenes, you know, me,

797
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 7: a little bit of action, intrigue, murder, and of course

798
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Speaker 7: maybe some business going on.

799
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Speaker 1: Some nooking NOOKI is somewhere maybe weekend. Yeah, it's always

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Speaker 1: great to see you. Head to Cupid's under run dot

801
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Speaker 1: com dot au to see how you can help.

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Speaker 6: Yes, you're trying to come back any well, you know what,

803
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 6: I might and you know what next month Oscar nominations

804
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 6: and we'll get Richie.

805
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Speaker 2: To get you to come back because I just don't

806
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Speaker 2: think you're enthusiastic enough. You need to amp it up

807
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:55,399
Speaker 2: a little bit, just.

808
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Speaker 10: A little bit.

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Speaker 6: I'm always afraid when I start talking that the sound

810
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Speaker 6: guy is gonna be like, could you just not talk

811
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Speaker 6: so loud?

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Speaker 2: We love seeing you, Thank you, I love you guys.

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00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 13: Jonesy and Amanda gem podcast.

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Speaker 10: God right now I'm taking please now your windows, stick

815
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Speaker 10: your head on.

816
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Speaker 1: A yell, Let's get on down to the Jonesy demand

817
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Speaker 1: of arms for the pub test. Today, football cheerleaders do

818
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Speaker 1: they pass the pub test?

819
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Speaker 2: Paramount Eels are the latest Centerrel club to drop their cheerleaders.

820
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Speaker 2: This has been a tradition of fifty years. They say

821
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Speaker 2: they are doing it not out of political political correctness,

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Speaker 2: but to explore other entertainment avenues. Of course, South City

823
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 2: started this in two thousand and seven by losing the

824
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 2: cheer girls but bringing in sort of drummers and this

825
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 2: unisex kind of entertainment. So what do you think. I

826
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Speaker 2: mean that the whole lot of cheerleaders have got together,

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Speaker 2: past and present to say this is a great avenue

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Speaker 2: for young women. Many women have got who were cheerleaders,

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Speaker 2: have gone on to be doctors, to be lawyers, to

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Speaker 2: be Jennifer Hawkins.

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Speaker 1: Sure don't think this.

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Speaker 2: Is the meaning for women, because it's not.

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Speaker 1: But I remember they said the same thing about page

834
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Speaker 1: three girls in the newspaper all those years ago. They

835
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Speaker 1: said exactly the same. You're right that it's their choice,

836
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Speaker 1: but no one's there saying, oh, we've missed the page

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Speaker 1: three girl. Bring that back.

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00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 2: No, because time time marches on? Is it time for

839
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Speaker 2: them to go? So what do you think football cheerleaders?

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Speaker 2: Do they pass the pub test?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 15: I think they passed the pub test.

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Speaker 4: Leave them there and maybe make it.

844
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Speaker 5: The kids squad.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's sort a bit of bout opens it

846
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Speaker 3: up avenue for them to be getting off an employment.

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Speaker 4: I think it's absolutely I don't like to know exactly

848
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Speaker 4: why they are doing this. Haven't cheerleader has been a

849
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Speaker 4: part of sports for the last one hundred or having

850
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Speaker 4: this decision made by management to cut them out when

851
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Speaker 4: the girls actually want to do it. I don't think

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Speaker 4: that's fair.

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Speaker 1: It's true. If the girls want to do it, what's

854
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Speaker 1: to stop them from doing it?

855
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Speaker 2: Or is it a bigger question of do we want

856
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Speaker 2: to see it?

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Speaker 3: Is?

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Speaker 2: It doesn't enhance the game anymore? That's probably the biggest question.

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Speaker 2: No one's saying that those girls. It's not slave labor. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he does the game neither.

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Speaker 1: And you're running down the sideline and you're going for

862
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,439
Speaker 1: that try? Does that help you get that try?

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Speaker 2: It's more for the crowd, isn't it. I think the

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00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:17,919
Speaker 2: cheerleaders a more celebration for the crowd, just to add

865
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Speaker 2: to the energy of the day.

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Speaker 1: Oh so they would spur on the players.

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Speaker 2: Interesting, I don't know. I would have thought it was

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Speaker 2: for the crowd.

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Speaker 1: There you go, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, well we're going to take more of your calls.

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Speaker 2: The slow burn a joke that goes on for years

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Speaker 2: and years.

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Speaker 1: It's not this radio show.

874
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 2: We're talking earlier about a man in Florida who nineteen

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Speaker 2: forty eight strapped on big penguin feet. Ye leads, they

876
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 2: were made out of lead. He put them on his feet.

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Speaker 2: He'd get a friend to drop him off from a boat.

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Speaker 2: He'd walk along the beach at night.

879
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: In the dead of night, get back into the boat.

880
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 2: And in the morning people thought, wow, what crazy crow

881
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,240
Speaker 2: feature is this. He did it for ten years.

882
00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 1: That's quite a commitment.

883
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 2: And he kept its secret for forty years. So for

884
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:13,320
Speaker 2: forty years. People remember all those years were that crazy

885
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 2: giant penguin was here. Yeah, forty years later he admitted

886
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 2: it was him. That's a slow bird.

887
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: That was a slow burn of the joke. That's what

888
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 1: people are calling about this morning. Andrea is with this.

889
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 1: Hello Andrea, Oh hi guys, how are you very well?

890
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 2: What was your slow bird?

891
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 10: Mine?

892
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 3: Was?

893
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 14: I took my daughter to that show called Walking with

894
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 14: the Dinosaurs. I don't know if you can remember, Yes,

895
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 14: I saw that too. Well, anyway, we got there. It

896
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 14: was all dark, and you know, it was all like

897
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:40,280
Speaker 14: really super exciting for my daughter, and she was asking

898
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 14: all these questions, and I made out that the dinosaurs

899
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 14: were actually live, and the way that the stage was

900
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 14: set out and all these light shining everything was to

901
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 14: protect the audience and the dinosaurs coming to attack us. Well,

902
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 14: people next to us heard what I was saying to

903
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 14: my daughter and they played along that the dinosaurs were

904
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 14: actually alive. So the beauty went on where we left

905
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 14: and I rang myself because we're going to my nephew's birthday,

906
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 14: and I rang ahead and I said, look, you know,

907
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 14: Cassie is really excited. You know, she thinks the dinosaurs

908
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 14: are live. Play along with it that the dinosaurs were

909
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 14: alive and ask the questions and everything. But we got

910
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 14: to the party and even my dad, who is in

911
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 14: his like as eighties, were saying to oh, what did

912
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 14: you think of the show? Did you see the dinosaurs?

913
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 14: And she was like, yeah, yeah, her grandpa, they were great.

914
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 14: Blah blah blah. This went on for years before we

915
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,839
Speaker 14: actually told her that the dinosaurs weren't actually real, and

916
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 14: she's actually getting married in a few weeks. Since she

917
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,280
Speaker 14: still leaves me grief about it because all the family

918
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 14: and everybody we had are so convinced that dinosaurs were

919
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 14: still alive.

920
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 11: Wow.

921
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 2: How confusing at school. I mean, I think the movie

922
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 2: Jurassic Park has confused people who now think that we

923
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 2: have re constituted dinosaurs.

924
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, the actual reality is man and dinosaur. There was

925
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 1: something like three million years in between the time that

926
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:52,720
Speaker 1: we never existed.

927
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,879
Speaker 2: Now, fantastic, thanks Andrea.

928
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 1: Kathleen's with us.

929
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 8: Hi Kathleen, Hi, James, Hi Amanda, how.

930
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 2: Are you very well? What was the slow burn?

931
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 8: The slow burn was my mother looks the image of

932
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 8: Julie Andrews and has done most of her life. She

933
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 8: cut her hair in the sixties into a beautiful pixie

934
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 8: cut with bright red hair, and she's just gorgeous. And

935
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 8: we have so many photos of her through the sixties

936
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,280
Speaker 8: and the seventies and eighties where she was the image

937
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 8: of Julie Andrews. Not only that, she's very musical, plays

938
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 8: the piano, sings, performs. Anyway, when my nieces and nephews

939
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 8: were born, I was still in year nine and this

940
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 8: is my eldest brother's children, and I told them all

941
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 8: when they were quite young, three and four years old,

942
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:46,479
Speaker 8: that their grandmother Mickey is actually in that movie. She's

943
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 8: that lady playing that nun and she's that lady. And

944
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 8: she was very young when she got the part, and

945
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 8: she was in Hollywood and it was just one off

946
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,280
Speaker 8: that she got this part and she performed and sing

947
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 8: and anyway, they believed that into their twenties and they

948
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 8: used to tell all their friends that's their grandmother. Whenever

949
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 8: they'd see the sound of music at school, they say,

950
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 8: that's my grandmother. That's my grandmother performing. And it wasn't

951
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 8: until they were in their twenties. That mid twenties at

952
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 8: once someone said that's Julie Andrews's Nicky And they were

953
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 8: so indignant about this that I couldn't believe that you

954
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 8: told us that. And I said, oh, I did it

955
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 8: as a joke when you were little kids. I thought

956
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 8: it was hilarious because you're watching that movie every second

957
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 8: weekend thinking that's Mickey. So there you go.

958
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 2: How embarrassing to realize everyone you'd told that was your grandmother.

959
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 2: Now in your twenties, Kathleen, you want to be a show?

960
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:48,760
Speaker 2: Slow Burn got them a beauty Well. The happy news

961
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 2: this morning that Harry and Meghan are expecting their second child.

962
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 2: There was a photo that they have released, a beautiful

963
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:59,919
Speaker 2: black and white, very casual image under a tree.

964
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,399
Speaker 1: It's a little bit, you know, it's been done before.

965
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: The black and white. Harry's not wearing shoes.

966
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's resting in his lap and she's got

967
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 2: quite a substantial stomach. This of course comes up to

968
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:15,720
Speaker 2: last year where she wrote a very painful article painful

969
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 2: for her and for many people to share the experience

970
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:21,319
Speaker 2: of a miscarriage that they had had, and she said,

971
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 2: watching my husband's heartbreak as he tried to hold the

972
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 2: shattered pieces of mine, she realized the only way to

973
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,280
Speaker 2: begin to heal is to first ask are you okay?

974
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 2: I think she did incredible good work with this article

975
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 2: for a whole lot of families who've been through this

976
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 2: and have never been able to articulate it to their

977
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 2: friends and community, to their families what it felt like.

978
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 2: There was an article was very interested by in the

979
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:45,760
Speaker 2: paper on the weekend by Carry Parnell, and she pointed

980
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 2: out because Princess hu Janey, which is Andrew and Fergie's daughter,

981
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 2: had a baby just last week, and she pointed out

982
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:57,399
Speaker 2: the differences in how those two births were treated. When

983
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 2: Harry was when Archie was born, and when this new

984
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 2: baby was born. Both couples gave birth at the same hospital,

985
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 2: Portland Hospital in central London. Like Megan, Eujaney didn't have

986
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 2: any formal photos taken outside the hospital, As Kerry said,

987
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 2: who would want to have a photo call five minutes

988
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 2: after giving birth? Kate's Catherine will and Catherine she did

989
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,360
Speaker 2: all of this, and I guess because she's in line

990
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 2: for the throne, she's going to be future queen, there

991
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,799
Speaker 2: might be a different protocol. But Meghan didn't do any

992
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:33,919
Speaker 2: of that, neither did Eujaney. Instead, Eugenie released a black

993
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 2: and white image on Instagram, as did the royal family,

994
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 2: as did Harry and Meghan same thing. The birth wasn't

995
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 2: announced until actually it had already happened, So both girls

996
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 2: had both couples had that same thing happened. But the

997
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 2: difference was in the headlines that the hospital for starters Megan.

998
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 2: The stories about Meghan said that she was in a

999
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:59,640
Speaker 2: private maternity hospital. It was so posh with quote Froguire

1000
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 2: and Lobb on the menu, magnums of Champagne at the ready,

1001
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,719
Speaker 2: like she was upper self. Eugeney gave birth at the

1002
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 2: same place and everyone just said, oh, that's nice. There

1003
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 2: you go. They also said that Meghan, by not wanting

1004
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 2: to have a photo, was breaking royal protocol, royal tradition,

1005
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 2: and the fact that we weren't told the second the

1006
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 2: baby was born. The family was allowed to have some

1007
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 2: time with the baby before the news was made public.

1008
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 2: All of that made Meghan look manipulative and distant, and

1009
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 2: that's where it all began that they started to pull

1010
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 2: away from the royal family. As Kerry says, Eugeney isn't

1011
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 2: on the public purse in the way that Harry was then,

1012
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 2: so there's a point of difference that made him feel

1013
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 2: you owe us something. That's what the articles seemed to

1014
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 2: say at the time. There's a certain way we expect

1015
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:47,680
Speaker 2: you to do this, and you're not doing it. Your

1016
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,840
Speaker 2: wife is upper self, So what does.

1017
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 1: It mean now that he's not part of the well.

1018
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:56,240
Speaker 2: I just hopefferent we can treat them with respect and kindness,

1019
00:48:56,280 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 2: which we should have treated them with all along. It's

1020
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,600
Speaker 2: just highlighted the difference that were the different the way

1021
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 2: we're prepared to be critical of Meghan because she's she's

1022
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 2: not in the inner royal circle and she's got an opinion.

1023
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 2: Therefore people distrust her.

1024
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 1: I think she's great, I.

1025
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:17,759
Speaker 2: Think she's brilliant, and I just hope that, as I said,

1026
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 2: treated with respect and kindness and all happiness to them

1027
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 2: in this phase of their lives.

1028
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,319
Speaker 1: Anyone that was in horrible bosses one who has got

1029
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: to be worthy of any sort of that. She was

1030
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 1: a horrible boss. What role did she FedEx girl?

1031
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 2: Did she?

1032
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:34,799
Speaker 1: Yeah? Jason Sudeikis tries to crack onto her. Oh, well

1033
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:35,399
Speaker 1: you miss that.

1034
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 2: I blinked and I missed it. I'm sorry, but that's.

1035
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: It's a short bit. We'll send them a teatout.

1036
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:41,319
Speaker 2: Yes, why don't we?

1037
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 13: Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

1038
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 1: Rap and hip hop music largely. I don't think it

1039
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: contributes anything to anyone in the world.

1040
00:49:56,360 --> 00:50:00,760
Speaker 2: Wow, Oh, Brendan, you can't say that it doesn't contribute

1041
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 2: anything to your wood.

1042
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 1: What's just kind of narcissistic. And I am a rock guy.

1043
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 1: I like rock music and I've always liked rock music.

1044
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:10,439
Speaker 2: You can't say this music doesn't fuel other people. It's

1045
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:11,880
Speaker 2: not for you, it's.

1046
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: Not for me. But I'm going I just can't imagine

1047
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: there'll be a radio station in twenty years time playing

1048
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,719
Speaker 1: a lot of their stuff. I just it just sort

1049
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:21,400
Speaker 1: of goes into the miasthma.

1050
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 2: It's not for you to decide what you are leading to.

1051
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 2: I know is that we have an obsession at the

1052
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 2: moment with one particular rapper called little Uzi Verter came

1053
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,800
Speaker 2: to our attention last week. Is real name Samir Bissell Woods,

1054
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,359
Speaker 2: we love information about him so much. We've even got

1055
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 2: an introduction.

1056
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 1: We have.

1057
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:47,840
Speaker 5: Little Uzy vert wise, that's crazy happening.

1058
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:52,880
Speaker 2: Now, Little Oozy. I refuse to say, okay about Leabna

1059
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 2: with him the cartoon strip, which I think was just

1060
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 2: about I think it was just anti red I don't know.

1061
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 1: I think he was a red nick.

1062
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:05,240
Speaker 2: I mean it's probably red neckism.

1063
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: I would say it's probably very culturally in sensitive.

1064
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 2: Yes, that's the word I was looking for. Red Neckism

1065
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 2: was the word I had. Well, we've got some news

1066
00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 2: about Little Lozy verdict story so far.

1067
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:15,800
Speaker 1: We know about the diamond.

1068
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 2: He's twenty six years old. He has made a lot

1069
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 2: of money because his song you heard a snippet of

1070
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 2: it there has had one hundred one and a half

1071
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 2: billion streams.

1072
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 1: Could be just one keen fan.

1073
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,239
Speaker 2: Well it's not you, as we know. It's extraordinary, isn't it.

1074
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,399
Speaker 2: He bought a twenty four million dollar diamond and he's

1075
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:40,399
Speaker 2: had it surgically placed in his forehead. Why we said, why, Well,

1076
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 2: he went on a podcast Fat Joe, and he explained why.

1077
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 11: I'm gonna be real, So I'm picking up the diamond.

1078
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 11: We was gonna put it in a ring. But I'm

1079
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 11: gonna be honest, I'm a little woozy. I'm turned up,

1080
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 11: So twenty four million on a ring is the stupidest

1081
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 11: idea because I'm gonna look down and that ring game

1082
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:59,760
Speaker 11: gonna beat it. I want to put it right here,

1083
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,399
Speaker 11: want to put it right there. They're like, they, bro, Bro,

1084
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:04,759
Speaker 11: don't think it was just a come on, let's go

1085
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 11: get his money. Let's take it. No, bro, they argued

1086
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:11,280
Speaker 11: me down. It's it's almost insane to the average person,

1087
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 11: or to any person, even the person that's that it's insane.

1088
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 3: But you know, I'm losyvert, Like, what can.

1089
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 1: I say that? You're insane?

1090
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 2: So even rational jewelers, Michael, can you put it in

1091
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:28,319
Speaker 2: my forehead? Come?

1092
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 1: What's your payment plan on?

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Speaker 2: And he said, you know what, I'm a little losyvert

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Speaker 2: in the world. Said okay, we'll let you know if

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Speaker 2: there's any more information as that comes to hand.

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Speaker 5: Little Foozy Vert, watch that's crazy happening now.

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Speaker 2: Got a text from a friend of mine, I'm going

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Speaker 2: to out you, Kate, and she said, I'm one of

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Speaker 2: those weirdos. I love that little Oozyvert.

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Speaker 1: Song really really and yet.

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Speaker 2: She will listen to it, would mac with me. You know,

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Speaker 2: she's not fully down in the rap world. She does

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Speaker 2: have a lot of face tats now I think about it.

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Speaker 1: That's the thing with a little Loozy Bird. He got

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Speaker 1: checked out of home when he was sixteen and he

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Speaker 1: went and decided to get a face tat so he

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Speaker 1: could take his career and wrap music. Seriously, So if

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Speaker 1: you go, I gotta kind of like the kid's commitment.

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Speaker 1: You're get that face tat.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's going to go which way.

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Speaker 1: You're not going to the Supreme Court. Hey it was

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Speaker 1: a judge.

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Speaker 2: No, maybe the other side, are you kidding?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you could do that. Although one day possibly we'll

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Speaker 1: have a CEO that's got horns and satan retten on

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Speaker 1: his forehead. That's how I.

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Speaker 2: Draw him on his business cards. I've got a ghoulie, yes, ma'am.

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Speaker 2: And I haven't been to a function for a long time,

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Speaker 2: you know, COVID and all that. I haven't been to

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Speaker 2: a shin dig. But you know, when you go to

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Speaker 2: one of these things and a song comes on that

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00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 2: you like and you're having a dance, there'll always be

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Speaker 2: a man of a certain age who want to grab

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Speaker 2: you and spin you. And I just want to dance

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00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 2: on my own and then you get spun like ballroom dancing,

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Speaker 2: and then they dip you. I don't want to spin

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Speaker 2: and spin back and spin out and spin it back

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Speaker 2: and be dipped. I didn't eve want to do it

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Speaker 2: when I was on Dancing but the stars, Why would

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Speaker 2: I do it? Function? And it's just presumptuous. This guy

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Speaker 2: comes up and goes, hey, this is how I dance.

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Speaker 1: A fair game game.

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Speaker 2: I don't like it. No, you're not a fair game

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Speaker 2: on the dance No.

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Speaker 1: Unless it's George Clooney or Chris Hemsworth it comes up,

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00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 1: then sure, sure, spin me around whatever anyway. I like that,

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00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:36,440
Speaker 1: that's good. I'm the same. I don't like dancing. I

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Speaker 1: hate it. And because I went on the dancing show,

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00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 1: people think that I like dancing. But it takes me

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00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: a lot of alcohol to get into a certain song.

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00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 1: And that's about it. It's like it's the barometric pressure

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Speaker 1: is going to be right. It's the whole thing.

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Speaker 2: And to people trying to women, come on, it's fun.

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Speaker 1: Now, it's not. It's not fun. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: do it.

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Speaker 2: Well you women asked you.

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Speaker 1: No, same, don't don't be sa just stick in the mud,

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Speaker 1: they say, So I'm going to be a big stick

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Speaker 1: in the mudon just because I.

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Speaker 2: Ask you to dance, I try and get you up

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00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:05,760
Speaker 2: to dance.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you're always trying to spin me and dippy.

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00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,720
Speaker 2: Dip you into the anchovy dip shoo vision.

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Speaker 1: Well, as you know.

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Speaker 2: By now, hopefully we have a goolies hotline number nine

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Speaker 2: it whenever you like if you want.

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Speaker 3: What have we got, hi, guys?

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Speaker 9: Well, what gets my goolies is nothing?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 9: Thanks? You might remember I called you last year because

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Speaker 9: my goolie was your segment Jonesy's Home Learning. Well, what

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Speaker 9: can I say except thank you? My prayers have been answered,

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Speaker 9: unless you have designs on bringing it back, in which

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Speaker 9: case please ignore this message. I take it all back.

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Speaker 2: I remember, I remember he didn't like Jonesy's Home Learning

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Speaker 2: because we thought we'd humiliated you. No, you humiliated you.

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Speaker 1: What are we doing Jonesy's algebra class?

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Speaker 2: And what else have we got?

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Speaker 12: It's my goolies is when my ten year old daughter

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Speaker 12: doesn't get out of bed for school in the morning.

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Speaker 12: They get up at six point thirty.

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Speaker 15: In the morning on Sunday, and Sasha, that's what gets

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Speaker 15: my goollie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what is that?

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Speaker 1: What is that you get out of bed when it's

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Speaker 1: the fun times, when it's worked to be done.

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Speaker 2: There's no cozier bed than on the morning of a

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Speaker 2: day where you don't want to get up exactly with.

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Speaker 1: The bad and with a good review. Top dadt you

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. It can always call the Goolies hotline

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Speaker 2: Now we're talking this morning. In nineteen forty eight, a

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Speaker 2: man wore thirteen kilogram lead shoes stumped around the Florida

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Speaker 2: Beach in the darkness of night to convince people that

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Speaker 2: a fifteen foot penguin was roaming the land. He didn't

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Speaker 2: reveal it was a hoax until forty years later. The

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Speaker 2: tribal drum was beating four that's a slow bird. He's

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Speaker 2: Kathleen from Caring Bar.

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Speaker 8: My mother looks the image of Julie Andrews. When my

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Speaker 8: nieces and nephews were born, I was still in year

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Speaker 8: nine and this is my eldest brother's children. And I

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Speaker 8: told them all when they were quite young, three and

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Speaker 8: four years old, that their grandmother Mickey is actually in

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Speaker 8: that movie. She's from that lady playing that nun, and

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Speaker 8: she's that lady. And she was very young when she

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Speaker 8: got the part, and she was in Hollywood, and it

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Speaker 8: was just one off that she got this part, and

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Speaker 8: she performed and sing and anyway, they believed that well

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Speaker 8: into their twenties.

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Speaker 2: Imagine that do in your twenties and you have embarrassed

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Speaker 2: yourself for his telling people that Julie Andrews is your grandmother.

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Speaker 1: How embarrassing.

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Speaker 10: That's enough.

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Speaker 2: Cash Man is back visiting Film Next with stacks of cash.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we'll be back from six to night for jam Nation.

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Speaker 1: Good day to you, Well, thank God, that's over.

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Speaker 9: Hood Bite, Good Bite Wipe.

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Speaker 13: A podcaster of today's show is available to download from

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Speaker 13: the iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 1: All the Cool Kids Are Doing It

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