1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:01,640 Speaker 1: You start. 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:06,359 Speaker 2: That you do it. There's a fancy the moldy bacteria 3 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:07,960 Speaker 2: invested slab. 4 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 1: Of meat just fall off. The results too much tends 5 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,160 Speaker 1: to give your diary coming to you from the Jonesy 6 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:16,880 Speaker 1: Demanda kitchen. 7 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:19,319 Speaker 2: That's right, twenty three, first one for the year. 8 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:21,599 Speaker 1: And I thought we'd do some microphone. Can I just 9 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,600 Speaker 1: say the Madonna microphone? You sound like an airline pipe? 10 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 2: Oh? Hello, we're flying it. 11 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:28,880 Speaker 1: Oh we're flying at one foot. Maybe you should be 12 00:00:28,920 --> 00:00:31,560 Speaker 1: a hosty flight attendants. 13 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 2: I think they like to be called. So what we're 14 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,680 Speaker 2: doing is we're going to come up with a chip substitute. 15 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:37,480 Speaker 2: Do you know why? 16 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:40,360 Speaker 1: Because of the Great Potato Family the twenty twenty three. 17 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 2: There is a chip shortage. 18 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: People. 19 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 2: I tried to get some other and fries the other day, 20 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 2: couldn't get them. There's no potato chips around, so we 21 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 2: do miles. I still prefer to pay. So what we're 22 00:00:53,479 --> 00:00:55,840 Speaker 2: going to do, I've seen this on TikTok is where 23 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:58,200 Speaker 2: you make chips out of pasta. 24 00:00:58,480 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 1: No. 25 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 2: So what we've done already is we've boiled up some 26 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 2: pasta and we've drained reviews. We've gone with what do 27 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:07,759 Speaker 2: you call it? That like penne, Yeah, penne. 28 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,440 Speaker 1: I like the bow type pasta, or. 29 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 2: You could do it with that. You could do with 30 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 2: any shape you feel like eating. So I've got two 31 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:17,960 Speaker 2: oven trays that on. I have two oven trays. So 32 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 2: what We've got some baking paper inside of that. 33 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 1: Have you oiled that I'm about to it's a little gluggy. 34 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 1: Did you rinse the past dry? 35 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,320 Speaker 2: Yes, the past has been rinsed, so I'm supposed to 36 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 2: put them in one layer. Sorry, I'm using my fingers now, 37 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 2: so we just put some down in there. 38 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 1: That's what Matt Miran does at his restaurant. 39 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 2: He uses his fingers all the time, licks his fingers 40 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 2: like he hasn't got any hair. It'll go in all right, 41 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,759 Speaker 2: now that what happens here. I'm going to make one savory, 42 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 2: yet one sweet. The savory one. I'm pouring over some 43 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,240 Speaker 2: oil over this pasta. 44 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 1: And that's a liberal dose, yeh, liberal dose. 45 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 2: And on top of that, I'm going to put some 46 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:58,600 Speaker 2: grated parmesan. It's going to smell like chuck, but don't 47 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 2: be fearful ready, yep, poor great to parmesan Palmsan goes 48 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 2: on top of that, and some salt and. 49 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 1: Pean it could you use other Jesus if. 50 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,240 Speaker 2: You want, you could use anything savory you'd like, Brendan, 51 00:02:12,639 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 2: I know you're trying to ras, but it's a good question. 52 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:18,919 Speaker 2: For once you could use gooda, you could use dam 53 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:22,959 Speaker 2: And now the other one though, So that's the savory, 54 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:26,360 Speaker 2: the sweet one, the sweet one. I'm going to put 55 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:29,360 Speaker 2: some coconut oil on it. Oh, a bit of coconut oil. 56 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 2: And then what you add to this? 57 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,320 Speaker 1: Why coconut oil, well, because. 58 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 2: It's probably a sweet oil maybe, and then cinnamon sugar. 59 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,320 Speaker 2: This is hopefully going to taste like a chutos. Excuse me, 60 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 2: no pet names at work, So cinnamon sugar on that one. 61 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 1: How great is that? 62 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 2: We've got a sweet chip, we've got savory chips. Would 63 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,799 Speaker 2: you mind being my beautiful assistant and opening the oven please? 64 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: And we've got the oven in and then it's. 65 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 2: Preeated those go in there for twenty minutes, so we 66 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,920 Speaker 2: have to go and do more radio and then little primer, 67 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 2: I've said my timer twenty minutes, and then we'll eat 68 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,240 Speaker 2: the chips, okay, and we will find out whether the 69 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:08,919 Speaker 2: pasta chips are a good substitute for potato. 70 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:12,799 Speaker 1: Do you think we'll all starve to death, like the 71 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 1: Irish potato famine. 72 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 2: I lost some descendants if you don't mind potato famine, 73 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:20,760 Speaker 2: And there was no famine. It's just that all the 74 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 2: potatoes left island to go to England, not of their 75 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 2: own accord. They were taken there by the English, right, 76 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 2: So that's the truth behind the potato famine. At the moment, 77 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 2: there is a shortage of potatoes, so we thought we'd 78 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 2: looked to TikTok for the answers potato pasta chips instead 79 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 2: of potato chips. So I've got one savory, one sweet, 80 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 2: and we've used panna pasta. The first one has oil 81 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 2: on it, then parmesan cheese, salt and pepper. The second 82 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 2: one has coconut oil and cinnamon sugar. Maybe they might 83 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:51,680 Speaker 2: taste like chutdos, but look, they've come out of the 84 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 2: oven after twenty minutes or so. They look like hot chips. 85 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: They look like hot chips, so they've. 86 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 2: Sort of shrunken and slightly charred, so they look like 87 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 2: hot chpips. Let's try the savory first. Okay, chin chin Okay, 88 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 2: it's more like a corn chip. 89 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 1: Would you say give me anotherwise? I like it it's not. 90 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:18,360 Speaker 2: It doesn't taste like a hot chip. 91 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,080 Speaker 1: But it tastes like a It tastes like. 92 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,159 Speaker 2: What was It tastes like it's so familiar. 93 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 1: It tastes like cooked pasta. 94 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:28,479 Speaker 2: No, I don't think it does. I only it tastes 95 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:30,039 Speaker 2: like a tortilla. 96 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 1: Give one to gem my rye here. 97 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 2: One. 98 00:04:37,560 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, now that's wrong, I know. 99 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:42,080 Speaker 2: What, right? 100 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:42,480 Speaker 1: Mind it? 101 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,200 Speaker 2: All right, get rid of that taste because going for 102 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 2: the sweet one? 103 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:45,839 Speaker 1: Okay, got it? Sweaty. 104 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 2: I'm going to have a slug of water all right here? 105 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,280 Speaker 1: You should have done that off here, No in between. 106 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:52,200 Speaker 2: To freshen the palate. 107 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:54,440 Speaker 1: Oh right, palate cleanser. Okay, I'll just. 108 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 2: Get on my So these are the ones that have 109 00:04:56,480 --> 00:05:02,240 Speaker 2: had coconut oil and cinnamon sugar. Go Ryan, you take 110 00:05:02,279 --> 00:05:06,440 Speaker 2: one too, like those ones. 111 00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:07,680 Speaker 1: It's like a crumpet. 112 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:09,799 Speaker 2: It does a bit like a crumpet. 113 00:05:09,839 --> 00:05:13,560 Speaker 1: It tastes like crumpet. 114 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 2: The burnt crusty bits around the side of a crump taste. 115 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:20,279 Speaker 1: Like a crumpet. I love crumpet. Do you love crumpet? 116 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:24,919 Speaker 2: I prefer the savory ones. 117 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 1: What do you think I love crumpet? 118 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 2: Oh? Look, I know what you're doing. Well, and what 119 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 2: did you think of the sweet ones? 120 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:34,280 Speaker 1: Terrible? 121 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:36,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't like the sweet ones, but I quite 122 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:37,239 Speaker 2: like the savory ones. 123 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:38,640 Speaker 1: Well, it's team's success. 124 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 2: We will put this very detailed recipe up on our 125 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 2: socials today for pasta chips. 126 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: In your face chip shortage. You have to solve that. 127 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:51,160 Speaker 2: That you do it. It's a fancy The moldy bacteria 128 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:52,760 Speaker 2: invested slab. 129 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:58,640 Speaker 1: Of meat just fall off. The fall too much tends 130 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,599 Speaker 1: to give your can I try more crumpet? 131 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 2: Look, why don't you say crumpet, crumpet, crumpet. I'm a 132 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,679 Speaker 2: grown man with a childish sense of humor. 133 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 1: Go on, say I got over my light crumpet and 134 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:13,240 Speaker 1: this past is good too. Poor boom