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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: I was going through the Jonesy and Amanda pantry, just going.

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Speaker 3: Through, Oh do you find the pantry moths?

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Speaker 2: There's so much pantry moths, but there's so much audio

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Speaker 2: over the time. We've been doing this since twenty fifteen,

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Speaker 2: I mean twenty two thousand and five. Sorry, we've been

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Speaker 2: doing the show since two thousand and five.

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Speaker 3: Heaps of years, so long.

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Speaker 2: And I was thinking about Jack, your youngest. He's turning

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Speaker 2: seventeen today.

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Speaker 3: When your youngest turned seventeen and I was grown.

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Speaker 2: Up, I said, I remember when he was on the

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Speaker 2: breast at six o'clos.

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Speaker 3: I moved you across from that. He was on the

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Speaker 3: breast at six o'closs this morning, and you said, oh,

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Speaker 3: that's creepy. I said, well, no, I remember when he

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Speaker 3: was on the breast.

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Speaker 2: That's just a stated point. It's not like I had

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Speaker 2: a big ogleres.

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Speaker 3: On he stop, let's move on. Maybe uncomfortable then, what

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Speaker 3: him being on the breast or this chat both.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure Jack would appreciate this chat. But you know what,

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Speaker 2: I found his eighth birthday when we spoke to him

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Speaker 2: to say happy birthday.

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Speaker 3: WHI Jack happy birthday.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Hey Jack, it's a good buddy. Jonesy.

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Speaker 1: He happy birthday, thanks Jersey.

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Speaker 4: Have you had a nice morning so far? Have you

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Speaker 4: opened some of the prezsies? And what'd you get?

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Speaker 3: JACKO? Got a six an air fix from Grandpa? That's

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Speaker 3: pretty good, murderer, good one.

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Speaker 4: We have to wait till I get home before I

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Speaker 4: shower you with one more, very small gift.

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Speaker 3: Can we do it?

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Speaker 2: Can we do it just before dinner?

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Speaker 3: Are you desperate to see it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Because that door of the explorer outfit, I've blown it.

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Speaker 2: Well. You know what your mum's done for you, Jack,

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Speaker 2: She's brought you some shares in Peace for the Childrens Charity.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I feel pretty good about that.

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Speaker 3: Oh suck, Jonesy. I've got a kid with a good heart.

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Speaker 5: You're taking a date with Tanya.

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Speaker 3: What you feel about that?

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Speaker 4: I feel pretty weird?

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Speaker 3: Well, sweetheart, happy birthday?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 5: And who do you like better?

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Speaker 2: Your mum or me? Oh?

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Speaker 1: My goodness?

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Speaker 2: Jack? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Mom? Thank you? Okay, so you still thought about it? Bye?

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Speaker 3: Oh it's almost a heartbreaking that little voice again.

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Speaker 2: I just found this one. You want to hear this one?

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Speaker 2: We've got more of this is me calling him on

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Speaker 2: He's twelfth person.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, Hi, is that Jack Oliver. Yes, it's Evan Carr,

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Speaker 5: uncle from the Australian Census.

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Speaker 1: Hi.

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Speaker 5: I understand that you turn twelve today. I want you

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Speaker 5: to bring some papers to school to prove that you've

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Speaker 5: turned twelve. You've also got to bring a sample of

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Speaker 5: your urine in a cup just to administration and give

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Speaker 5: it to the teachers and they yeah, okay.

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Speaker 2: So also what I found, because it's Jack's seventeenth birthday,

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Speaker 2: remember our playdate. He got the Death Star lego for

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Speaker 2: his birthday. It was a really tenth birthday.

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Speaker 3: Loved lego.

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Speaker 4: The Death Star broke him because it was a very

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Speaker 4: complex lego and it was all gray.

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Speaker 3: It was so hard.

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Speaker 2: You tell that to Brickman.

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Speaker 3: Brickman, you badger him about not finishing the Death Start.

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Speaker 2: I didn't complete it. I'm tasked, k he was a kid.

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Speaker 2: I came round to the house happy to go through it,

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Speaker 2: and I've just found the playdate. This one is this one,

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Speaker 2: It's this one. And then later on we were just

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Speaker 2: having a bit of a breather playing.

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Speaker 4: Went upstairs to see how the Death Star was going,

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Speaker 4: took up some hot and you weren't even there. You

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Speaker 4: were playing computer games downstairs.

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Speaker 1: Guys, Yes, you're out.

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Speaker 2: She's such a crab, such a crab. Let's ring, Young Jack?

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Speaker 2: Is his number here for his birthday?

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Speaker 3: You love it. I'm sure he loves to hear from Sure.

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Speaker 2: Especially when I talk about myself on the third person.

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Speaker 1: M h m h.

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Speaker 2: M h.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello?

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Speaker 2: Is that Jack?

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Speaker 1: Is that Jones?

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Speaker 2: No, it's Barry Lugubrious from the U L D. That's

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Speaker 2: the Unfinished Lego Department. And according to our records, we

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Speaker 2: have a report that you have an unfinished death Star.

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Speaker 2: What we would like to know is there going to

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Speaker 2: be a completion date. I don't even think, well, what

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Speaker 2: are you saying that you can't complete it?

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Speaker 5: I think that's yeah, really well, perhaps I might suggest

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Speaker 5: that you do Lego that's more age appropriate between three

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Speaker 5: and five?

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Speaker 3: Do you stop lecturing him every time you talk to Jack?

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Speaker 3: Your lecture about this.

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Speaker 2: And Jack's a bit of bands bands?

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Speaker 3: Happy birthday, break.

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Speaker 5: Thank you?

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Speaker 3: What's your special request for dinner tonight? Let me guess.

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Speaker 3: Does it start with an S and N with a ushi?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Well, we're just we're just sending out as many Japanese

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Speaker 2: whalers to go and get some seafood.

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Speaker 3: For you, sushi to mine the ocean floor.

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Speaker 2: I'll just ask you this question, Jack, who do you

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Speaker 2: like more?

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Speaker 5: Me or your mum? I don't think you pay my

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Speaker 5: school fees.

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Speaker 2: When did they get to you man?

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Speaker 3: When did they get to have a great day your birthday?

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Speaker 2: Jack?

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: I'll see the savo sweetheart.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, see your mate.

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Speaker 3: See in the blink of an eye.

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Speaker 2: Then wow, from the breast to being a mare.

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Speaker 4: And that little list to make yours.

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Speaker 3: I notice how we haven't changed at all. We're still

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Speaker 3: Badger's Scary.

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Speaker 5: Joined the and Amanda in the morning at one point

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Speaker 5: seven