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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's the Christian O'Connell Show, where it's part radio show

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Speaker 2: and often for me, part therapy. Teenager movies turn a

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Speaker 2: movie into a teenager movie, all right, teenage movies? Ten

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Speaker 2: million things I hate about you.

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Speaker 1: This is coming from a real place, a real raw place.

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Speaker 2: It's an open wound, much of it about everything Gold,

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Speaker 2: while you were sleeping all day Silver? Are you familiar

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Speaker 2: with the very famous musical, lovely music, lovely musical called

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Speaker 2: My Fair Lady?

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Speaker 1: Of course it's not fair Lady, Silver plus and no

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Speaker 1: acne for old men. Silver. Okay, Jack, what have you

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Speaker 1: got then? Teenage movies Mary Struppen's Yeah, that's my best.

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Speaker 1: You can have a go for that.

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Speaker 2: Zero dark shirty, Oh, very shirty, bad bood.

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Speaker 1: Teenagers don't get shirty. Oh you haven't met the teenagers

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Speaker 1: I've met? Yeah, how you meet them? And dude, where's

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Speaker 1: Mom's car? Oh?

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Speaker 2: No, you are always sniffy about the dude wears min

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Speaker 2: you pulled the rip cord?

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Speaker 1: Now, dude, where's Mum's car? That's gold? That's your best one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome to the beautiful place that is the dude,

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Speaker 2: whar's my teenager movies? Turn a movie into a teenager movie,

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Speaker 2: jacuinely to Mark Ready, there have been I know this

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Speaker 2: because you've now broken cover and finally, after two years

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Speaker 2: doing this feature done. A dude wears my but there's

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Speaker 2: a lot of dude wears mine? Right all right, dude,

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Speaker 2: wear's my expots controller?

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Speaker 1: Silver dude? Whar's my bra? Silver dude? Where's my iPhone?

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Speaker 1: Bronze dude? Where's my clearer? Seal? Silver plus dude? Where's

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Speaker 1: the food?

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Speaker 2: Gold the teen mile? We're out of them. It's like

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Speaker 2: a tunnel out there. Now a silver sulks on a plane.

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Speaker 2: Silver plus me myselfie and I oh, very good, Gold Jay,

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Speaker 2: well done finding Emo Silver plus Libby How to train

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Speaker 2: your teenager impossible?

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Speaker 1: Did you write that? Or did? I'm out in my

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Speaker 1: own commentary?

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Speaker 2: Now golds are struggling, Thank you, Matte twelve angry teens,

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Speaker 2: silver inside every single one of them. Sorry, these are

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Speaker 2: that my thoughts in my head. How to kill a

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Speaker 2: tiktoking bird? That is so smart? Gold plus How to

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Speaker 2: kill a ticktoking bird? Genius, it's an emo's fire Gold plus,

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Speaker 2: I don't care what you did last Gold plus Julie

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Speaker 2: well done.

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Speaker 1: You're not the boss of despicable me.

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Speaker 2: Silver.

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Speaker 1: The dirty dozen cups left the room just yesterday.

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Speaker 2: I was doing that, Dad, things been up here.

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Speaker 1: Mould Gold plus water is a pond. That's very good, jol.

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Speaker 1: Why can't we buy a zoo? It's not fair Gold

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Speaker 1: Johnny hormone alone.

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Speaker 2: Silver plus I'm alone, Thank god, Silver you me and

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Speaker 2: oh mg, gold.

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Speaker 1: Munchies at Bernie's. I'm not sure we understand that one winging.

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Speaker 1: I was a teenager once. I know what that smell is.

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Speaker 2: Bronze. These are just brilliant, driving miss lazy, Silver, slamming doors,

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Speaker 2: Silver plus one and twenty seven hours without Wi Fi.

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Speaker 1: Gold TikTok or my mumble shoes. That's the best one,

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Speaker 1: all right.

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Speaker 2: That's gold double plus TikTok or my mumble shoe. Colin,

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Speaker 2: you're shutting us down today.

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Speaker 1: That was outstanding, very very good. The Christian O'Connell Show

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