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Speaker 2: I mean I.

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Speaker 1: Announced myself on that's you don't get a guy? No,

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Speaker 1: But I've never known how else to do it. But

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Speaker 3: Who's saying?

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Speaker 2: And that's me?

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Speaker 1: Obviously?

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Speaker 3: Do you talk yourself up there?

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Speaker 4: Are you a three time award winner from the Comedy Festival?

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Speaker 1: Online? I do, I've got a multiple fake accounts. I'll

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Speaker 3: Is just the realness?

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Speaker 1: Who's saying? And I'm like, yeah, it's me. Wow, But

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Speaker 1: you're so tough. How do your muscles fit on the keyboard?

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Speaker 2: That's very kind of you.

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Speaker 1: I've got it. You can get specially made.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, surely you had a warm up guy, like

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Speaker 2: an intro guy for the GQ the awards. That's what

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Speaker 2: you hosted that race?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's yeah. The thing is yeah, it's yeah, it's huge.

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Speaker 1: I'm a big deal because what I would say is my.

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Speaker 2: Sixty nine.

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Speaker 1: I think I got I think here's a bit of

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Speaker 1: the hemsworth you know, Luke Hemsworth was there at the event.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, and with one of the Hemsworths and go down

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Speaker 3: to Luke, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well it was actually so I was got to say

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Speaker 1: I was like, Hemsworth here tonight, not that one, the

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Speaker 3: Anyway.

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Speaker 1: She then stands up, but she's like interacting me, like

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Speaker 1: And it was like and everyone was sort of like laughing,

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Speaker 1: See anyway, then he made a couple more jokes about him,

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Speaker 1: but then he had to come up to present an award.

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Speaker 1: Before he came up, I said, now this next guy

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Speaker 1: All the jokes I've said, you know, that's just in jest.

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Speaker 1: He's a really great guy. He's bigger in real life

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Speaker 2: Nas.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sure you can say that. You've got

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Speaker 1: I found it a bit weird that you're making fat

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Speaker 1: I just repeated that Jake, I said, yeah, you're not

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Speaker 2: The wrong anyway.

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Speaker 1: Basically, I apologized, Yeah, look, to be honest, it's gone nowhere.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go to Bayron Baye do a show

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Speaker 3: What's the plan change his milk in his coffee or something.

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Speaker 1: How do you call a paparazzi up to be like, hey,

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Speaker 3: I think he just call them, you just find them.

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Speaker 3: We actually were go.

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Speaker 1: For my career, you know what I mean, like like

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, Luke Emsworth doesn't like him, and his is

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Speaker 1: can't you take a joke? What was with your snark

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Speaker 2: All the people to have beef with, I feel like

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Speaker 2: He's not too he's not too famous, like.

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Speaker 1: He's accessibly famous. Absolutely everyone knows he reads his notifications

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Speaker 1: I tagged another person and then he oh, you couldn't

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Speaker 1: really so someone would have told hey, looke to crack

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Speaker 1: you've got the face part magic. I chose not to

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Speaker 1: I don't know, just something that just kind of revive

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Speaker 2: That's what you need. It could be you're going to

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Speaker 2: like you like a David Gindel and Kerry Packer James Packets.

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Speaker 2: And look at him now, look at him now, we've

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Speaker 2: what do you hope? You're having a wonderful drive home.

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Speaker 2: I've got to go and see now he's got a

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Speaker 2: brand new show, totally normal. It's at Livenation dot com.

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Speaker 1: I'm also going to be at Byron Bay.

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Speaker 2: Not going to beet the Adelaide finge. I know you

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Speaker 1: There are there's still people there even though I've left surprise,

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 3: Where are going to be there tonight? Doing our own show?

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Speaker 4: I started seven point thirty in the Wonderland Spiegel Tent

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Speaker 4: and effectively we're getting the best stories in Australia up

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Speaker 4: on stage and one of them is going to go

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Speaker 4: home with ten thousand bucks. Now as a professional stage person, comedian, standard.

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Speaker 3: Truth teller, truth teller, storyteller, sand.

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Speaker 4: Is there a story that comes to mind for you

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Speaker 4: how to craft a great yard?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 1: Oh, here's a story. When I went to Japan a

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Speaker 1: I went to this restaurant, sat down, ordered Before I

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Speaker 2: My god.

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Speaker 1: All the reviews were just like, we're just fake accounts,

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Speaker 1: Shane warn My really just Genaric, you know, famous name

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Speaker 4: You got no food or anything you drink? You didn't

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Speaker 4: to drink of water, No water, no, So you just

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Speaker 2: Did it look like a restaurant?

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Speaker 3: It was a legit restaurant. The actual staff.

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Speaker 1: Or like I think they've been standing there.

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Speaker 1: So the gangs was just like, we're going to do

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: So I went to the ATM because I said, that's

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Speaker 1: I've got more money than that. So had I made

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Speaker 1: was just seventy five.

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Speaker 2: That's all they saw on the screen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so then I pull the money out, he put it.

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Speaker 2: On top of that transfer as I put it in

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Speaker 1: And then he took out the cash, looked at a receipt,

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Speaker 2: let's talk about a genuine mystery. The Hayte Middleton saga

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Speaker 4: And there was a photo of her in a car

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Speaker 4: I you just unfortunately, my mind is just going to like, well,

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Speaker 4: I think something something really bad.

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Speaker 2: Has happened, something bad, something crooks happened.

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Speaker 4: Why because and also the royal family would know. There

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Speaker 4: Kate Middleton is right.

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Speaker 2: One hundred percent? Is she going on the Mass Singer?

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Speaker 2: Did she go to Miami for Brazilian butt lift? I mean,

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Speaker 2: has she gone to Glasgow for that Willy Wonker and

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Speaker 3: It'd be real cool if they got over Mark Singer.

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Speaker 7: No, that.

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Speaker 2: Is the dragonfly. Oshua would would lose his head now.

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Speaker 2: I actually genuinely want to know, because everyone's got a

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Speaker 2: something wild's happened to her. Yeah, there's some crazy theories

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Speaker 2: but what do you And I've been talking about this for

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Speaker 2: and just what do you think has happened to Kate Middleton?

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Speaker 3: Have you heard something as well?

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Speaker 4: Because you know everyone's talking about it over messages and

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Speaker 2: The speculation is so rife. We're all thinking about it,

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Speaker 2: we're all talking about it. I hate to add field

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Speaker 2: We never saw that she was released from hospital.

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Speaker 4: And clearly he was taking attention away from whatever was

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Speaker 2: We don't know that he's definitely gone, and I shouldn't

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Speaker 2: surgery for two weeks and she wasn't visited by her siblings,

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Speaker 2: two weeks. The only person that saw her was King

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Speaker 2: Charles once and Prince William once. Yeah, I don't know

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Speaker 2: what's going on.

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Speaker 4: Let's go, let's go Natalie here, Natalie, what do you

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Speaker 4: think has happened to Kate talk to us.

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Speaker 8: Hey guys, look, I'm a little bit suspicious about the.

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Speaker 5: Whole nine months a doominal surgery thing.

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Speaker 8: I'm suspicious that she might be pregnant and it might

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Speaker 2: Nine months is right on the knocker. That's a good one.

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Speaker 2: Nice and that.

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Speaker 4: Would explain why the royal family is like, we do

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Speaker 4: not want this getting happen. Obviously, have some time away

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Speaker 2: It's like a genuine because I mean that's what they

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Speaker 2: but you come back and you do not have a

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Speaker 3: Back, goosebumps will have got goosebumps.

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Speaker 2: That's got a shame that it's an abdominal surgery, because

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Speaker 2: it's a hard one to say you went away to

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Speaker 2: go and being a niece. That does to be a

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Speaker 2: bloody nightmare.

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Speaker 3: Vickie, what do you reckon has happened to Kate Middleton?

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Speaker 8: Hikay, Hi, boys, how are you enjoying this? That's good,

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Speaker 8: I think myself. I think I've been reading today and

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Speaker 8: with that girl. If you if you go to a hospital,

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Speaker 8: it can be to do with you know, stomach page

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Speaker 8: can be doue with mental health or anything like that.

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Speaker 8: You know, you just don't isolate it to having a

444
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Speaker 8: dominal surgery or it could be anything.

445
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Speaker 2: And she's having abdominal surgery because her husband's having an affair.

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Speaker 8: Well, no, she might have been having stomach problems because

447
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Speaker 8: she with mental health and strength.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that.

449
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Speaker 4: I don't think she's I don't think the big thing

450
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Speaker 4: that she said there, the big thing she's brought to

451
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Speaker 4: the table there is I didn't know that this whole

452
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Speaker 4: Williams having an affair thing that if that's kicking around,

453
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Speaker 4: I don't know if that's kicking around or who this is.

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Speaker 2: Because you mentioned this to me as well, you mentioned

455
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Speaker 2: the affair thing to me.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to say who told me?

457
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Speaker 4: Because your mother yep, right, let's go.

458
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Speaker 2: What's the matter with that.

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Speaker 3: I don't think mum wants that, you know, being put

460
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Speaker 3: out public, But I don't.

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Speaker 2: Know your mom. Just don't let your mum's Kate Hudson.

462
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Speaker 3: She thinks she's a big deal. Actually, let's go to

463
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Speaker 3: Zusie here.

464
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Speaker 2: Susie's people know that she's thinking that.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't want to be tied to it. Susie, Susie, what's

466
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Speaker 3: happened to Kate? Talk to us? What have you heard?

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Speaker 5: Well, I believe Prince Charles came to diagnosis is a distraction. Yeah, yeah,

468
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Speaker 5: you guys, Ye agree with you one hundred percent. But

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Speaker 5: I believe Kate is in a coma coma.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so there was a Spanish So the other little

471
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Speaker 2: millttle bit of vinegar and puts his milk here was

472
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Speaker 2: that there was a Spanish journalist who said that she'd

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Speaker 2: heard from a Palace sauce that Kate had been put

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Speaker 2: in an induced coma from what I don't know, but

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Speaker 2: that well, obviously you go and induced comera if you

476
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Speaker 2: need to be induced into a coma because you're not

477
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Speaker 2: in a stable condition and you need to basically do

478
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Speaker 2: that just live.

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Speaker 3: You're just in a coma somewhere.

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Speaker 2: I think that, well, that's what this And then the

481
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Speaker 2: Palace then released the statement to say that was all bs.

482
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Speaker 2: But then again, the Palace never addresses rumors publicly in

483
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Speaker 2: the news like that, So there's more heat on that

484
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Speaker 2: people going, will you it's almost like it was true

485
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Speaker 2: for them to react by releasing his statement saying that

486
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Speaker 2: the Cooma rumor wasn't.

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Speaker 8: True, you know.

488
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Speaker 2: And let's not forget Woods in all of this, she

489
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Speaker 2: could be the bloody mermaid and the mask singer. Don't forget.

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Speaker 9: Let's get to Let's get to Darren.

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Speaker 5: Darren.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, boys, I don't know if I should be revealing

493
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Speaker 10: this because I've heard it's going to be breaking news tomorrow.

494
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Speaker 10: I've got relival sources, some mates on a farm drink

495
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Speaker 10: here after a few beers. Kate Middleton has been abducted

496
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Speaker 10: by aliens. Yeah, well, we've got to keep you sounder wrap.

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Speaker 3: This is a this is a wild story Florida.

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Speaker 4: It is a little bit grim, I will warn you.

499
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Speaker 4: But basically, there was a guy on a golf course

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Speaker 4: in Florida.

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Speaker 3: Right.

502
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Speaker 4: He decided on the golf course he wanted to start fishing,

503
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Speaker 4: which is odd, but he's so he's on not for

504
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Speaker 4: his ball, for fish, so he's on whole four, gets

505
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Speaker 4: a bit bored, wants to catch a fish, so he

506
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Speaker 4: chucks a line into a pond. Anyway, when he does this,

507
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Speaker 4: he is pounced on by an alligator on the golf

508
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Speaker 4: course and very very lucky to survive the ordeal, but

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Speaker 4: he has lost a hand. Okay, what does it sound like, Will?

510
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Speaker 4: What does it sound like?

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Speaker 2: You know, it.

512
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Speaker 3: Is unbelievable.

513
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Speaker 4: It's just this exact thing happened in the movie Happy Gilmore.

514
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Speaker 4: If you are unfamiliar, the club pro Chubbs Peterson famously

515
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Speaker 4: lost a hand to a gator.

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Speaker 3: Hell no, an alligator bit my hand.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god, yeah, turning them down in Florida, hook

518
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Speaker 7: my ball and the rough down by the leak am

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Speaker 7: delegate who just popped up.

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Speaker 3: Cut me down on my prime.

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Speaker 2: He got me, but I tore one of that bastard's eyes.

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Speaker 3: I'll go look at it. You're pretty sick, chaps.

523
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Speaker 4: So I don't think the guy in real life tore

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Speaker 4: one of the alligator's eyes out. But I truly just

525
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Speaker 4: cannot believe that life has imitated a movie.

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Speaker 3: Now, Will, pulling the curtain down.

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Speaker 4: This is a topic that you have pitched in excess

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Speaker 4: of I'm going to say eight times.

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Speaker 1: Great phone topic.

530
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Speaker 2: Was great phone topic, and it's honestly, I think it's

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Speaker 2: a blight on the programming abilities that everyone has looked

532
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Speaker 2: after this show. Because I've pitched this across producers, across caretakers,

533
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Speaker 2: across content directors.

534
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Speaker 3: Our whole career is you have one of this phone

535
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Speaker 3: topic to get on the radio.

536
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Speaker 2: Why are you taking it from me?

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Speaker 4: I pitched it once and the producers loved it. I

538
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Speaker 4: think that says more about the fact that most of

539
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Speaker 4: my ideas are crap and they go compared to these

540
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Speaker 4: other ones. We're gonna have to go with life imitating

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Speaker 4: a film.

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Speaker 3: It's a great bit.

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Speaker 2: It does happen, though, surely the producer in a moment

544
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Speaker 2: and you're like, wow, this I feel like, I mean,

545
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Speaker 2: this is the moment from the film.

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Speaker 4: I agree with you. The producers don't think we're going

547
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Speaker 4: to hear anything here.

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Speaker 2: You're kidding.

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Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh sixty five is out.

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Speaker 2: So your life has to have played out something that

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Speaker 2: happened in a movie. Yes, So, Like I mean, there's

552
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Speaker 2: a shocking example, but it's the one I always go to. Yeah,

553
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Speaker 2: did you have to live live in a terminal for

554
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Speaker 2: a week like that?

555
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Speaker 3: Tom Hanks?

556
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Speaker 2: Terminal?

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Speaker 3: Tom Hank Hanks unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: Okay, every time I think that, Like, you know, if

559
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Speaker 2: I'm stuck in the turtle, if I'm you know, when

560
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Speaker 2: you let your own a layover. I'm like, it's just

561
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Speaker 2: like the movie. And that's a great phone call. Awesome

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Speaker 2: time that straight on the air.

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Speaker 4: I have one example from my life. Again, it's a

564
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Speaker 4: little bit of a stretch, but I was once threatened

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Speaker 4: by an orangutan, So it's like I've been on Planet

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Speaker 4: of the Apes.

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Speaker 2: Oh that sounds a bit of a stread.

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Speaker 3: No, it s only slight le legit.

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Speaker 2: No, so no, no, no, it would need to be like

570
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Speaker 2: you find a secluded beach where there's a like weird

571
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Speaker 2: little community and you stumble into an enormous amount of dope.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but see the more examples you give.

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Speaker 2: It's got to be specific. It can't just be you

574
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Speaker 2: had it, you know my head. I had an issue.

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Speaker 2: I had an issue with a dog. Space Dogs, Space

576
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Speaker 2: dog movie.

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Speaker 3: Space Dogs is a movie.

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Speaker 4: I'll give you one more, give you one by the way,

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Speaker 4: thirteen one oh six five if your life, if your

580
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Speaker 4: life has imitated a movie, give us all one more.

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Speaker 3: So the movie Along came Polly.

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Speaker 4: On his first date with Jennifer Aniston, Ben Still goes

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Speaker 4: to the bathroom, blocks the toilet, and then uses a

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Speaker 4: loofer to unblock the toilet. Yeah, I have d that

585
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Speaker 4: I have used a loafer. I've used a loofer to

586
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Speaker 4: unblock a toilet.

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Speaker 2: No, people rub that on their skin.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and the woman who I was previous dad and

589
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Speaker 4: probably still does really thirteen one oh six five Has

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Speaker 4: your life imitated a film?

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Speaker 2: Well, like a poofa right there he is now has

592
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Speaker 2: your life imitated a film?

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Speaker 4: One morning I woke up and if people are familiar

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Speaker 4: with the film Spider Man, basically when he starts turning

595
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Speaker 4: into a spider, all of his senses get heightened, right,

596
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 4: so he doesn't need his glasses anymore. Yeah, I woke

597
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Speaker 4: up one day, I put my contact lenses in and

598
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Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god, that's made my vision blurry.

599
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Speaker 4: This is unbelievable. I'm Spider Man. Anyway, I took my

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Speaker 4: contact lenses out. Yeah, vision was still blurry, which is

601
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Speaker 4: a bit confusing. I was like, well, that's weird. When

602
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Speaker 4: am I going to have clear vision again? And at

603
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Speaker 4: that point I realized I hadn't taken my contact lenses

604
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Speaker 4: of the night before, and I just doubled up on them,

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Speaker 4: so I wasn't actually Spider Man.

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Speaker 3: Thirty six Your.

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Speaker 2: Life wasn't necessarily a movie. It resembled a movie that moment.

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Speaker 3: Exactly has this happened?

609
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Speaker 2: Because I say, has your life resembled a scene from

610
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Speaker 2: a movie?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's better.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's good, that's good workshop Yeah, yeah, Ella, has

613
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Speaker 4: your life resembled a movie scene?

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Speaker 11: Bye, not my my life, my brother's life.

615
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Speaker 8: You know the scene from the car where they've got

616
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Speaker 8: like the tow.

617
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Speaker 4: Truck and they go off, someone's gonna move the toe.

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Speaker 8: Truck to get to the kinghood, get to you to

619
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Speaker 8: get the vinyl car out.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, are you guys aware of that scene? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Roughly, Yeah, the exact scene happened in my brother's life

622
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Speaker 4: because he was living with a tow truck driver.

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Speaker 11: Had to hold in cars, had to you and everything

624
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Speaker 11: and literally had to say those.

625
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Speaker 4: Words warm start, tipped start.

626
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Speaker 3: Taylor had to.

627
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Speaker 2: Say that does any exact words though, like gott to

628
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Speaker 2: move the tow truck exactly and then that's good.

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Speaker 4: Gear was warming up the engines. Here, let's go to Taylor. Taylor,

630
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Speaker 4: your life imitated a movie scene.

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Speaker 11: Okay, boys, hold your socks is about to get real.

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Speaker 11: So in the movie Brian Wars, there's a Limo catastrophe

633
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Speaker 11: and the same thing happened on my wedding day.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow.

635
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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 11: So we were at the Queen Victoria Building, so big

637
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Speaker 11: wedding venue. We had booked a white christ Olyma. I

638
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Speaker 11: get in there with all my one hundred bridesmaids and

639
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Speaker 11: we start driving and I go, I'm too much of

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Speaker 11: a crazy person not to know the exact root to

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Speaker 11: this venue. And I'm telling you right now, this is

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Speaker 11: not the right way. And they were like, no, no,

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Speaker 11: We're taking you to the right venue. Though. No, we

644
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Speaker 11: pull up wrong venue. I go, who do you think

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Speaker 11: you're taking and they go the wrong name, weird, stolen

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Speaker 11: someone else's limo, oh who yeah, And they went to

647
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Speaker 11: our venue and we went to there, and then we

648
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Speaker 11: had to meet up at a halfway point and switch.

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Speaker 2: I love.

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Great story and story that actually happens in Bridesmaids, but

652
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Speaker 2: still a good yard.

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Speaker 4: I think she said bride Wars, which is a film

654
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Speaker 4: clearly both of us haven't seen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going to Jamie bride Wars. Now now I'm

656
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Speaker 3: going to Jamie. We're going to Damien.

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Speaker 4: Damien, your life has imitated a movie, saying what happened Damien?

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Speaker 6: Hear me yet?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we got your diamond.

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Speaker 2: Yeah we got your moth.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so banks for years ago, I was about ten

662
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Speaker 6: or eleven and I was pulling off my zip. No,

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Speaker 6: I wasn't sure whether I was on the way around

664
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 6: or not. But anyway, one pops it and up my

665
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 6: peanuts and yeah, there was body crying. You don't my

666
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 6: mother got on zipped from me. So that was the

667
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 6: scene from something about the.

668
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, the computer starting.

669
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 3: Fus uh, the world's worst take support.

670
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 2: Shut out to night everyone, it is well, I want

671
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 2: a good This is a great song, isn't it.

672
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 8: Oh?

673
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I fine, Hay with a woods. I used to

674
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 2: think you were the most technically inept person I knew.

675
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 2: But for anyone over the age of seven, to you together,

676
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 2: you make the world's worst tech support. I ask you,

677
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 2: guys tech questions, you try and answer them together. Harry

678
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 2: is back on World's worst textport. Welcome back, Harry. I

679
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 2: walked to mate.

680
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 7: How I am, I'm good, Thank you, I'm very good.

681
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 2: Good to hear your boy.

682
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 7: Yes, todays wish the happy birthday.

683
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 3: Oh what did you? What did you do for? Are

684
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 3: you all romantic?

685
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 2: No?

686
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 7: We had a family get together at my son's pout,

687
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 7: which is very nice.

688
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it. I'm not meant to ask this, Harry,

689
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 2: But how ask another question? How long have you guys

690
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 2: been together? For?

691
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 7: Sixty one years?

692
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 2: Sixty one? So what's the so sixty? What's the sixty?

693
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 2: What's the jewel or the present that mark sixty years together?

694
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 7: I've got no idea.

695
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 2: I think it's a dim that sounds good, or sixty

696
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 2: platinum or something that the diamond, by the way, our

697
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,920
Speaker 2: sixty years diamond? Well did you get a diamond?

698
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 7: That one?

699
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 5: I flipped that one?

700
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 3: Well done, you got through it, Harry?

701
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 2: All right, mate, let's get down to some tech questions,

702
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 2: shall because I know everyone's dying to know the answers today.

703
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 2: Uh okay, Harry. First question here in a sentence? What

704
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 2: is what is software?

705
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 3: M Do you have software? Harry?

706
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 7: Do I have software?

707
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 5: Well?

708
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 7: Software would be I don't know the I don't know software.

709
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,040
Speaker 7: I don't know, I don't know.

710
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 3: Why don't we go to the opposite way. What's hardware?

711
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 2: I reckon?

712
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 3: If we figure out what hardware is, then we can

713
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 3: get to site.

714
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 7: All right, drive hard drive?

715
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 6: Nice?

716
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 2: Nice? Are you getting closer?

717
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 8: So?

718
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 4: I think hard Harry is referring to like you can

719
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:01,719
Speaker 4: physically touch it.

720
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 3: I think that is hardware.

721
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 2: It exists in the world.

722
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 7: The stuff that goes into your computer, like a floppy disk. Yeah,

723
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 7: it would be hard.

724
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 3: You can touch that.

725
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 4: I think software or something like that.

726
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 2: That would behind also, So I think software because they

727
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 2: physical things that you can touch.

728
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 4: I think it's like the Internet is so okay, No,

729
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 4: I'm not going to give you the Internet, but Microsoft

730
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 4: word would be aware because you can't touch.

731
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 2: Nice. So when we've named a piece of software, so

732
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 2: what is software in a sense.

733
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 4: Anything to do with a computer that you can't physically touch.

734
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 4: But that works though, No.

735
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 2: Because there are other things that you can't. Yeah, software

736
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 2: in a sentence, Yeah, you go.

737
00:32:59,000 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 6: You go.

738
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 7: Software in the censers.

739
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 2: I feel like you're close.

740
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:09,600
Speaker 3: Oh, you're right, Harry.

741
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,440
Speaker 7: Anything anything you put it into the computer.

742
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 2: Data guys close. I'm going to say, Harry's got it.

743
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 2: Actually close. I feel like the program is programs software.

744
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 7: Yeah.

745
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 2: So if you think about what makes up a computer,

746
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 2: you've got the hardware, which of the physical things which

747
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 2: may touch it, and then you've got the software, which

748
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 2: are the things that exist that the hardware generates effectively

749
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 2: that you can see when you look at the monitor, right,

750
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 2: that's not yeah, so the internet's probably yeah, yeah, expert

751
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 2: EXPERI how does a computer mouse work?

752
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 7: Computer mouse work? You aim it to the area on

753
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 7: this that you want to get to, whether it be

754
00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 7: or whatever.

755
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 2: He's on a heater wards. Yes, there are people in

756
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 2: society who act like they have more authority than they do. Inspectors,

757
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 2: train inspector. Great example, the less authority you have, the

758
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 2: more authority you flout.

759
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 4: Oh, like a woman recently who kicks me out of

760
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 4: a private pool and a thermal hot spring. I'm not

761
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 4: going to go into it because it gets me angry. Exactly,

762
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 4: she really felt the need to exert that she could

763
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:39,879
Speaker 4: kick me out.

764
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 3: Of those people, if.

765
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 2: You could graph like level of authority against amount of flouting,

766
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,479
Speaker 2: flouting is a great word, isn't it beautiful? That would

767
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 2: be a wonderful chart to see They overflaut.

768
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 4: They overflow to compensate for the fact that they don't

769
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 4: hold a position of great power.

770
00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:00,399
Speaker 2: Exactly, I get it, and this I I just want

771
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 2: to like spitball with you a few of them. I

772
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 2: want to see if you can get their naturally. I'm

773
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 2: happy to talk about a few of the other ones.

774
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 2: But this person, for me, holds least authority, still has

775
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,800
Speaker 2: a position of authority, but flouts it immeasurably.

776
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 3: I worked at a polling booth.

777
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, I took great satisfaction in flatting the fact that

778
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 4: I could walk up to people and say, oh, sorry,

779
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:22,080
Speaker 4: pencil only some people bringing their own pens, and I'd

780
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,919
Speaker 4: have to be fair.

781
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 2: You are also in charge of who the country are likes. Next.

782
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 2: I'm talking like people who when you go to an

783
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 2: ice cream shop, if they've got a maximum on the

784
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 2: number of days tests, they are just assholes about that.

785
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 2: Traditionally speaking, it's a try three max, and I'm a

786
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:42,719
Speaker 2: try five guy. You can't just look at an ice

787
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 2: cream and know exactly what it's going to be.

788
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 4: Like, So max should be how many flavors you've got.

789
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 4: So if we're talking basket and robins, I get thirty

790
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 4: one trials. There's a mystery. Yeah, there is still twenty

791
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 4: eight mysteries out there.

792
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 2: Maybe Christian for another day. But it's funny that with

793
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 2: any other FOD you can't try, but with ice cream

794
00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 2: and mean, they kind of open themselves up to it,

795
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 2: haven't they.

796
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 3: That's a great idea though, we should be able to go.

797
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,280
Speaker 4: To a pub and go like bring out the trying

798
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 4: platter and then you have a little on a toothpick.

799
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,760
Speaker 4: There is the barra mundy, there's the parma, there's the curry,

800
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 4: there's the.

801
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 2: People like you would get full and then you leave.

802
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 3: It's smart. So people at Baker's Delight they've got rid

803
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 3: of that.

804
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 4: They say it's a COVID thing, but they were just

805
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 4: losing a lot of money.

806
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 2: Lifeguards at pools they start stepping outside of their sphere

807
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 2: of influence.

808
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?

809
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 2: Well, they told my daughter to get out of the

810
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 2: shower the other day and I was like, look, mate,

811
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 2: you've got your back to the pool.

812
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 3: What was she doing in the shower?

813
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,919
Speaker 2: There's a kid drowning in lane two? Made you look

814
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 2: but like you know, I didn't make showing jo.

815
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 3: It's bad taste. That's in bad taste.

816
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,439
Speaker 2: But I was just like, look, she's quiet in the shower.

817
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 3: Have you ever been pulled up for like sorry, mate,

818
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 3: can you have a quick rinse before you?

819
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 2: And I was always like, excuse me, mate, I've seen

820
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 2: that in hotel shower this morning they say please shower

821
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:55,399
Speaker 2: before during the pool, especially.

822
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 3: With me when I had dreadlocks, which is fair enough.

823
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, they would see me a mile off and they'd

824
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 4: be like, oh, I'm sorry, mate, you need bait before

825
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 4: you step into this.

826
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 2: Highly chlorinated yeah, chlorinated pool. If we take it down

827
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:08,879
Speaker 2: from lifeguard, its just private pool attendant anyone who works

828
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 2: at a hotel pool Oh notoriously.

829
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 3: Of course, don't bring your room tawel up to the pool.

830
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 2: You can't take your jafful pool side right.

831
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I couldn't agree more. They actually ruined your experience.

832
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 4: They do often hotel pool attendants. Do you take your

833
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 4: hotel room pool to the beach? I mean hotel room down?

834
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:31,879
Speaker 4: You take your pool to the beach?

835
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 3: What I said?

836
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 4: Do you take your hotel room tower to the beach

837
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 4: or yeah, buddy, everyone does.

838
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 3: I think of needing to hide it under my shirt

839
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 3: every time.

840
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 2: The hotel should provide a pool tower and a beach tower.

841
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 3: Couldn't agree.

842
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 2: But then you just go to reception and say that

843
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 2: you've lost it. Oh nice swimming in towels. But the

844
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,359
Speaker 2: person that I think maybe a drum roll here, Tom

845
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 2: least authority.

846
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 3: For more than more than hotel.

847
00:37:56,280 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 2: Room pool, less authority than a hotel pool attendant but

848
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 2: flouts it. I think more than any of the ones

849
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 2: we have just mentioned authority than an ice cream shop

850
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,359
Speaker 2: attendant giving out samples but flouts it even more.

851
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 4: Can I have one more honorable mention before we go

852
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,680
Speaker 4: into the number one? Of course, the person who rips

853
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 4: your ticket at the cinema, I'm.

854
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 2: Not that person has no power of it, because I've.

855
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 3: Already dealt with the I've had. The interaction is perfunctory,

856
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 3: and they stare and they look at your ticket and

857
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 3: they go.

858
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 4: And it's like, just rip my ticket, and then they

859
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 4: tell you what cinema conversation?

860
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:42,760
Speaker 2: Just that person very good. It's anyone who drives a car,

861
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 2: anyone who drives a car who's just written the word

862
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 2: courier on their car. What is with that? Well, now,

863
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think.

864
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 3: Done exactly.

865
00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 2: I think that there's something catching on here. It's going

866
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 2: just delivered a bit of toilet paper from one person's

867
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 2: house to another, and they've gone, you know what, technically,

868
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 2: by the definition of the word courier, bloody am, I

869
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 2: get pray painted. And they act like a dick on

870
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 2: their own. They double park sabled, they wheeled their cars

871
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 2: like a.

872
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 4: Taxi and they think they can cut in because they're like,

873
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 4: did you not see.

874
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 3: The sticky tape on the side of my car? Saying courier? Right, Yes,

875
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 3: we need to we need to get to the bottom

876
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 3: of this. Yeah, I reckon. I don't know how. I

877
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:31,880
Speaker 3: don't know how.

878
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 2: I'd like to know what the process is because right

879
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,760
Speaker 2: now it feels like they're coming up out of the woodwork.

880
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,879
Speaker 4: I could write courier on my car. I don't think

881
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 4: that's illegal thing. It's just courier.

882
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 2: But what am I saying? Courier, Jim, Courier. It's courier.

883
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 4: Cool, Courier, Couria, Courier, Courier, courier, it's a courier, break

884
00:39:54,719 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 4: it up for me, courier cool. My brothers birthday dinner

885
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 4: last night, well, beautiful occasion. Thirty eight years old. Massive,

886
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 4: Happy birthday to you, Tom. He is a great older brother. Now, naturally,

887
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 4: I was on my way to the birthday dinner and.

888
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 2: I was like a little of mes ca, But no,

889
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 2: I know we need to.

890
00:40:16,520 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 3: Stop pretty much. Remember that I'm rocking up everywhere with you.

891
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 2: Went into the city the other day with a coffee

892
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 2: cup full of it. I did not child.

893
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:25,800
Speaker 3: I didn't.

894
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 4: I definitely did not say that that was that was

895
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 4: mere humor. That I was a poor humor, ill directed humor.

896
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,800
Speaker 4: I wouldn't do that anyway.

897
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:38,279
Speaker 3: I'm on the way to my brother's birthday dinner too.

898
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 2: Was looking at me. I'm looking at and we're going

899
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 2: that's yeah.

900
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,399
Speaker 4: Well, if it was true, Sorry, it was an ill

901
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 4: directed joke. I didn't realize that.

902
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 3: I forgot to say, by the way, will, I'm joking.

903
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 4: I didn't go into the city for a trip to

904
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 4: the museum with a with a coffee cup full of alcohol.

905
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 3: Outrageous you rocked up to my party with a full

906
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 3: bottle of man's cup. That's enough from everyone. I had

907
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 3: a lot of fingerpoinne going on with the judgment going on.

908
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 4: I went to a house party and I was like, hey, guys,

909
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 4: who wants I got a wine bottle full of men's

910
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:10,320
Speaker 4: cow and yeah, and I didn't offer it to a

911
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:13,240
Speaker 4: few people, and then I didn't hide any his toilet. Actually,

912
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 4: to be fair, but I need to bring up my

913
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 4: drinking in this in his calm.

914
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 2: At least at least he had the bottle of the

915
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 2: bottle there and was like, this is the bottle, though,

916
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,760
Speaker 2: like a coffee cup full of booze into the city

917
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 2: with his child at a museum.

918
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 4: It's a small coffee cup. It's it's a small and

919
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 4: it was filled with ice.

920
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 3: It was it was a mirror. There was a little tipple.

921
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 3: I had a little tipple.

922
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 4: To have while I walked through a museum. Then, well,

923
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 4: it's not the purpose of what I wanted to tell you.

924
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 3: Something.

925
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 4: I'm on the way to my brother's birthday dinner without

926
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 4: any alcohol.

927
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 9: All right, handed No, well, actually sorry entirely. I realized

928
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 9: I didn't ever realized I didn't have a present from

929
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,720
Speaker 9: my brother. So I was like, ah, bugger.

930
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 3: And then you know, classic sifting through the car. What

931
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,240
Speaker 3: can I possibly classic.

932
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:04,760
Speaker 2: Sifting through the car? You never know what your brother's birthday.

933
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 4: I don't know what you're finding the surely not anyway,

934
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 4: I just thought i'd have a quick look.

935
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 2: Sure, you just go online. So the first thing I

936
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 2: do is, I haven't got to president. I'll go online

937
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 2: by about your email.

938
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 3: I'm old fashioned.

939
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:14,839
Speaker 2: Presents in your email.

940
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 4: Brother, I'm old fashioned. I like to hand over something physical.

941
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 4: So I look around the car and I was like,

942
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,760
Speaker 4: oh my god, unbelievable.

943
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 2: What have I got to I've got the empty bottle

944
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 2: of mescal coffee cup, empty mescal.

945
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 4: I've got a really good bottle of champagne. A verve clickot,

946
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 4: a clicko, a verve clicker.

947
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, nice the ones that we go given.

948
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, we were giving it. But my brother doesn't

949
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:37,399
Speaker 3: know that car.

950
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,240
Speaker 2: But you can't give your brother a bottle of champagne

951
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 2: for his birthday present?

952
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 3: Too late? Now, why do you don't want to give him?

953
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 9: Oh?

954
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 4: Like, PlayStation games a bit of a go to. And

955
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 4: I asked him what PlayStation game do you want? And

956
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 4: he was like, man, I'm pretty comfortable with Call of Duty. Anyway,

957
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 4: this isn't the point, Okay. I decided to go with

958
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 4: the verve click on right.

959
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

960
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,319
Speaker 3: I walk in there. I'm like this, this is unreal.

961
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 3: This is a great bottle of champagne.

962
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 4: And I walk in there and I was like, mate,

963
00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 4: happy birthday, the Big three eight.

964
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 3: Unbelievable.

965
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 4: You know, a bit of a forgotten birthday, but I

966
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 4: think it's a special one. Have a bottle of IRV

967
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 4: on me kind of thing. And I handed over and

968
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,919
Speaker 4: he is actually quite He's like, wow, that's a great

969
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 4: bottle of champagne, like, you're a tight ass.

970
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 3: That's quite a good gift I handed over, and.

971
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 2: I'm over the murks.

972
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 4: I've absolutely got away with one there. Anyway, he gets

973
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 4: the bottle of VERRV and then looks at it and

974
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 4: he was like hmmm, and I'm like what seventy Anyway,

975
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 4: it had written on the bottle, which I didn't realize,

976
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 4: Merry Christmas and Happy New Years.

977
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 2: Do you regifted this