WEBVTT - MINI: Mitch PEED himself over the weekend 💦

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm about to tell you Britain, Laura and Australia

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<v Speaker 1>should be embarrassing, but I am trying to push through.

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<v Speaker 2>There is absolutely no need for you to embrace this bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have to share the story. If there's ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Been, you know and more more welcoming group of people,

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<v Speaker 1>it's you two.

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<v Speaker 4>No cynicism.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know the story and I am all for

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<v Speaker 2>you embracing your embarrassment.

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<v Speaker 1>You as you know, I'm undergoing some medical tests. You

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<v Speaker 1>know it's going on in my.

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<v Speaker 2>Life, and you do have a twenty four hour blood

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<v Speaker 2>pressure monitor on as we speak.

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<v Speaker 1>You could go any second. If you hear what sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like an elephant farting, it's my arm. My doctor wanted

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<v Speaker 1>a twenty four hour yeurin test. Didn't even think that

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<v Speaker 1>was the thing people could do.

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<v Speaker 3>What's a twenty four hour year every.

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<v Speaker 1>Week I take for a whole day, must be put

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<v Speaker 1>into a milk jug every week?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there was no need for that either.

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<v Speaker 1>It's our two leaders and it's a giant milk jug.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like a dairy milk milk jug.

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<v Speaker 2>So did you have to walk around for twenty four

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<v Speaker 2>hours with that in your backpack.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't carry backpack. I'm not a toddler.

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<v Speaker 1>It was in the boot of my car like a

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<v Speaker 1>sane human. Oh so my partner Steven said, well, we

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<v Speaker 1>still need to spend the day how we normally would.

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<v Speaker 1>The doctor said, don't change your schedule. So I thought, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>She gave me a little funnel. She gave me the

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<v Speaker 1>three liter of milk carton. So off I went with

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<v Speaker 1>my day.

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<v Speaker 4>You had a funnel.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you just put you willy in the milk crton?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, no, it's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, it's a very small opening boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Directly into it.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you've got to aim for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to do that. I got the funnel.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to do it, and do it the right way.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty four I wake up, do my big morning, wheas

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<v Speaker 1>we all often do.

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<v Speaker 4>I go out. I go God, I'm not having to WII.

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<v Speaker 2>I go.

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<v Speaker 1>I might have to drink some water. I haven't had

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<v Speaker 1>a week, so I drunk like a whole bunch of water. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>my boyfriend goes, let's go for a shop. Let's go

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<v Speaker 1>for a little walk. So as we're walking, we go shopping.

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<v Speaker 1>We're spending all day shopping, all hours shopping, and I

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't weed, and I left the wee jug in the

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<v Speaker 1>boot of my car. I'm walking through the streets and

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<v Speaker 1>we're walking in the back alley behind because we wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to look at some of the houses behind all the

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful shops. And I go, oh, it's hit like I've

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<v Speaker 1>got a wi and I need and he goes, well,

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<v Speaker 1>the jug there's five kilometers up the road in the

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<v Speaker 1>car and I go, oh God, all right, well, let's

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<v Speaker 1>let's turn back, and let's turn back and let's get

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<v Speaker 1>the carp turn back. You know that kind of swift

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<v Speaker 1>walk you make when you've got a week I crossly

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<v Speaker 1>get an all I'm getting those cold sweats. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>real bad. And I go, oh, I'm gonna have I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to go. And I go, I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go on the toilet somewhere, Stephen, it'll be fine, And

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<v Speaker 1>he went no. The doctor said, every drop of urine

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<v Speaker 1>has to be collected for it to be a positive test.

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<v Speaker 4>It'll be a fail. Otherwise.

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<v Speaker 2>This is more information than I ever wanted about you, miss.

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<v Speaker 3>It's also where a backpack would have come in handy.

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<v Speaker 1>So what I do is I go, well, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>wait into a toilet. So I go into a chemist

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<v Speaker 1>and I grab a bottle of water. I drink that water,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I go, all right, I don't need to

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<v Speaker 1>now find a bathroom to urinate in. I then walk

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<v Speaker 1>from business to business to business to find somewhere to urinate,

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<v Speaker 1>and I could not find anywhere with a toilet. Then

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<v Speaker 1>I see this one business with a doorbell and the

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<v Speaker 1>back alley. Keep in mind, so I'm pressing this doorbell

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<v Speaker 1>like crazy. I see your photo. I look at this photo,

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<v Speaker 1>guys pressing this doorbell like crazy. Look at the business

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<v Speaker 1>that I had to go to urinate of all places. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just send a photo, No, it.

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<v Speaker 3>Says Tony may have a look or I didn't even

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<v Speaker 3>see it. Like just you went to my office to

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<v Speaker 3>we you weat? Why don't you just go in, you know, Laura.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to embarrass Laura, so I actually peeed

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<v Speaker 1>in the street outside you'r office me.

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<v Speaker 2>Why wouldn't you just go inside, which we have toilets

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<v Speaker 2>inside the buildings, to come into my work and use

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<v Speaker 2>my bathroom. I would have let you, but instead you

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<v Speaker 2>chose to to do this in a mount.

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<v Speaker 3>Franklin Bottom and at the front of my office.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just call it was in the back alley.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not even really a back alley, it's just a street.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there were families there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so confused as to why you took this photo.

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<v Speaker 3>And I know it's because we have a radio show.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm just gonna tell you that there's some things

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<v Speaker 2>that happen in life that you don't have to share.

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<v Speaker 4>So you had a bathroom in Tony May.

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<v Speaker 2>There's also a bathroom in that building that you're standing

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<v Speaker 2>at the front of. It's a communal bathroom and anyone

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<v Speaker 2>can walk in.

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<v Speaker 3>And use it.

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<v Speaker 4>I knocked on that door, No one answered.

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<v Speaker 3>You Just stay were you there?

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<v Speaker 4>This was the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it's shut. It's an office building.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. Because I was knock knock and knocking anyway, I

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<v Speaker 1>had to go into the corner and peek into this

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<v Speaker 1>friend bottle.

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<v Speaker 2>I am revolted that you that you could have gone

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<v Speaker 2>to my shop, which is fifty meters down the street.

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<v Speaker 4>I also had to go back to the chemistry at

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<v Speaker 4>a second because I needed to fill it up.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually discussing and you're unhealthy literally from the color

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<v Speaker 2>of that whey, Wow, you're unhealthy and it's got.

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<v Speaker 3>To do with your brain.

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<v Speaker 1>Great sailor it Tony May, though, I did see through

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<v Speaker 1>the window. What's happening in their great jewelry?

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<v Speaker 3>What's happening in there? Buggy plan? Another regetting place?

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, Ura, but next time, can I just

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<v Speaker 1>call you and be like, hey, the owner said.

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<v Speaker 4>I can use the loo.

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<v Speaker 2>Just the next time you need to go to the toilet,

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<v Speaker 2>go to Tony May and use the loo.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just Faine name the shop. That doesn't count for

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<v Speaker 3>everyone else. Please don't all go into my shop and

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<v Speaker 3>ask to use the toilet.

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<v Speaker 4>And speaking of burn, it did burn coming out this.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go home.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening. Everyone will and what are are

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<v Speaker 1>up next? We'll see tomorrow see Unfortunately, yes, I delete

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<v Speaker 1>that photo.

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<v Speaker 4>Please