Speaker 1: What I'm about to tell you Britain, Laura and Australia
Speaker 1: should be embarrassing, but I am trying to push through.
Speaker 2: There is absolutely no need for you to embrace this bitch.
Speaker 3: You don't have to share the story. If there's ever.
Speaker 1: Been, you know and more more welcoming group of people,
Speaker 1: it's you two.
Speaker 4: No cynicism.
Speaker 2: I don't know the story and I am all for
Speaker 2: you embracing your embarrassment.
Speaker 1: You as you know, I'm undergoing some medical tests. You
Speaker 1: know it's going on in my.
Speaker 2: Life, and you do have a twenty four hour blood
Speaker 2: pressure monitor on as we speak.
Speaker 1: You could go any second. If you hear what sounds
Speaker 1: like an elephant farting, it's my arm. My doctor wanted
Speaker 1: a twenty four hour yeurin test. Didn't even think that
Speaker 1: was the thing people could do.
Speaker 3: What's a twenty four hour year every.
Speaker 1: Week I take for a whole day, must be put
Speaker 1: into a milk jug every week?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was no need for that either.
Speaker 1: It's our two leaders and it's a giant milk jug.
Speaker 1: It looks like a dairy milk milk jug.
Speaker 2: So did you have to walk around for twenty four
Speaker 2: hours with that in your backpack.
Speaker 4: No, I don't carry backpack. I'm not a toddler.
Speaker 1: It was in the boot of my car like a
Speaker 1: sane human. Oh so my partner Steven said, well, we
Speaker 1: still need to spend the day how we normally would.
Speaker 1: The doctor said, don't change your schedule. So I thought, okay.
Speaker 1: She gave me a little funnel. She gave me the
Speaker 1: three liter of milk carton. So off I went with
Speaker 1: my day.
Speaker 4: You had a funnel.
Speaker 3: Don't you just put you willy in the milk crton?
Speaker 4: Well, no, it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Also, it's a very small opening boy.
Speaker 3: Directly into it.
Speaker 4: Well, you've got to aim for it.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: I don't want to do that. I got the funnel.
Speaker 4: I want to do it, and do it the right way.
Speaker 1: Twenty four I wake up, do my big morning, wheas
Speaker 1: we all often do.
Speaker 4: I go out. I go God, I'm not having to WII.
Speaker 2: I go.
Speaker 1: I might have to drink some water. I haven't had
Speaker 1: a week, so I drunk like a whole bunch of water. Anyway,
Speaker 1: my boyfriend goes, let's go for a shop. Let's go
Speaker 1: for a little walk. So as we're walking, we go shopping.
Speaker 1: We're spending all day shopping, all hours shopping, and I
Speaker 1: hadn't weed, and I left the wee jug in the
Speaker 1: boot of my car. I'm walking through the streets and
Speaker 1: we're walking in the back alley behind because we wanted
Speaker 1: to look at some of the houses behind all the
Speaker 1: beautiful shops. And I go, oh, it's hit like I've
Speaker 1: got a wi and I need and he goes, well,
Speaker 1: the jug there's five kilometers up the road in the
Speaker 1: car and I go, oh God, all right, well, let's
Speaker 1: let's turn back, and let's turn back and let's get
Speaker 1: the carp turn back. You know that kind of swift
Speaker 1: walk you make when you've got a week I crossly
Speaker 1: get an all I'm getting those cold sweats. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: real bad. And I go, oh, I'm gonna have I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to go. And I go, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: go on the toilet somewhere, Stephen, it'll be fine, And
Speaker 1: he went no. The doctor said, every drop of urine
Speaker 1: has to be collected for it to be a positive test.
Speaker 4: It'll be a fail. Otherwise.
Speaker 2: This is more information than I ever wanted about you, miss.
Speaker 3: It's also where a backpack would have come in handy.
Speaker 1: So what I do is I go, well, I can't
Speaker 1: wait into a toilet. So I go into a chemist
Speaker 1: and I grab a bottle of water. I drink that water,
Speaker 1: and then I go, all right, I don't need to
Speaker 1: now find a bathroom to urinate in. I then walk
Speaker 1: from business to business to business to find somewhere to urinate,
Speaker 1: and I could not find anywhere with a toilet. Then
Speaker 1: I see this one business with a doorbell and the
Speaker 1: back alley. Keep in mind, so I'm pressing this doorbell
Speaker 1: like crazy. I see your photo. I look at this photo,
Speaker 1: guys pressing this doorbell like crazy. Look at the business
Speaker 1: that I had to go to urinate of all places. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just send a photo, No, it.
Speaker 3: Says Tony may have a look or I didn't even
Speaker 3: see it. Like just you went to my office to
Speaker 3: we you weat? Why don't you just go in, you know, Laura.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to embarrass Laura, so I actually peeed
Speaker 1: in the street outside you'r office me.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you just go inside, which we have toilets
Speaker 2: inside the buildings, to come into my work and use
Speaker 2: my bathroom. I would have let you, but instead you
Speaker 2: chose to to do this in a mount.
Speaker 3: Franklin Bottom and at the front of my office.
Speaker 4: I'm just call it was in the back alley.
Speaker 3: It's not even really a back alley, it's just a street.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there were families there.
Speaker 2: I'm so confused as to why you took this photo.
Speaker 3: And I know it's because we have a radio show.
Speaker 2: But I'm just gonna tell you that there's some things
Speaker 2: that happen in life that you don't have to share.
Speaker 4: So you had a bathroom in Tony May.
Speaker 2: There's also a bathroom in that building that you're standing
Speaker 2: at the front of. It's a communal bathroom and anyone
Speaker 2: can walk in.
Speaker 3: And use it.
Speaker 4: I knocked on that door, No one answered.
Speaker 3: You Just stay were you there?
Speaker 4: This was the weekend.
Speaker 3: Oh it's shut. It's an office building.
Speaker 1: Oh. Because I was knock knock and knocking anyway, I
Speaker 1: had to go into the corner and peek into this
Speaker 1: friend bottle.
Speaker 2: I am revolted that you that you could have gone
Speaker 2: to my shop, which is fifty meters down the street.
Speaker 4: I also had to go back to the chemistry at
Speaker 4: a second because I needed to fill it up.
Speaker 2: It's actually discussing and you're unhealthy literally from the color
Speaker 2: of that whey, Wow, you're unhealthy and it's got.
Speaker 3: To do with your brain.
Speaker 1: Great sailor it Tony May, though, I did see through
Speaker 1: the window. What's happening in their great jewelry?
Speaker 3: What's happening in there? Buggy plan? Another regetting place?
Speaker 1: I love you, Ura, but next time, can I just
Speaker 1: call you and be like, hey, the owner said.
Speaker 4: I can use the loo.
Speaker 2: Just the next time you need to go to the toilet,
Speaker 2: go to Tony May and use the loo.
Speaker 3: It's just Faine name the shop. That doesn't count for
Speaker 3: everyone else. Please don't all go into my shop and
Speaker 3: ask to use the toilet.
Speaker 4: And speaking of burn, it did burn coming out this.
Speaker 4: Let's go home.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening. Everyone will and what are are
Speaker 1: up next? We'll see tomorrow see Unfortunately, yes, I delete
Speaker 1: that photo.
Speaker 4: Please