WEBVTT - MINI: Sock Slide

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian Non Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack and I are now out on the sales floor

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<v Speaker 2>of our radio station. Is not a sales floor, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a sports performance excellent center. Jack, describe where you are

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<v Speaker 2>right now and what you're looking down towards me at

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<v Speaker 2>the other end.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm actually stepping foot now, Christian on the slideway,

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<v Speaker 3>a slippery PVC surface that will give our competitors the

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<v Speaker 3>best chance to hit the floor and slide as far

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<v Speaker 3>as possible, as far as even ten meters long as

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<v Speaker 3>our runway.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, this is all for Underworks. Underworks knows ozzies

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<v Speaker 2>are serious about sport. That's why they're serious about sports.

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<v Speaker 4>Socks.

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<v Speaker 2>Underworks the number one. They're down under for socks. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>whoever we got five sliders? Easy, they're Clive.

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<v Speaker 1>You've seen this. Clive is going in a minute. You

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<v Speaker 1>see him limbering up.

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<v Speaker 5>He's ready to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, this is at the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy up for grabs, though, is five thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 2>to whoever can slide the furthest.

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<v Speaker 1>And Jackie boy, how are you going to measure it?

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<v Speaker 3>Front foot, backfoot, front foot, so the furthest they go

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<v Speaker 3>on their front toe of their front underwork suck.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll measure from there.

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<v Speaker 3>So when competitors, when you've stopped sliding, stay as still

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<v Speaker 3>as possible.

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<v Speaker 1>You got serious?

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<v Speaker 2>Then?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear that?

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<v Speaker 2>It was shouting and pointing with this unnecessary red flag.

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<v Speaker 1>Down there as well?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want them to shuffle forward. If you shuffle forward,

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<v Speaker 3>the red flag goes up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, all right, uh, good luck Peru aka Clive?

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<v Speaker 1>How far do you think you're gonna go? Mate?

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<v Speaker 2>You're sliding first, You're gonna set the standard. You could

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<v Speaker 2>be the Roger Banister. You could go really far, and

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<v Speaker 2>then the others smash it because they've seen you can

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<v Speaker 2>do the impossible.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm hoping I just break their spirits because I

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<v Speaker 3>go so far and they just don't even try.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what, I'll give you a hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 2>if you're actually smashed through, Jack, make it two hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's see how you go? All right, So what

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna do then? Clave? Sorry? Peru?

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<v Speaker 2>As you this is your sort of zone to get

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<v Speaker 2>your built up. You've got five minutes to get going.

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<v Speaker 2>You must then stop running once you hit that red tab.

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<v Speaker 4>There?

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<v Speaker 1>You ready? All right? This beginner's countdown. Good luck Peru,

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<v Speaker 1>Good luck Clive. Go away.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a pretty good slide. He's made it.

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<v Speaker 3>Past a halfway point. Clive, stay there. It's five point

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<v Speaker 3>nine meters.

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<v Speaker 2>Fine right, nine meets is fly to be come out

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<v Speaker 2>this way, Clive. All right, up next, we've got Dean.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Lightning McDean.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you feeling, Dean?

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<v Speaker 5>Very good? Thank you Christian now this.

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<v Speaker 2>Morning half an hour ago. So you're trying to break

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<v Speaker 2>into the radio station. We put that behind you. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you think you can beat that distance? Just laid down

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<v Speaker 2>by Clive.

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<v Speaker 5>We'll see how we go.

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<v Speaker 4>But Jack bitter be ready to catch me when we

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<v Speaker 4>go through that wall behind him.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, this beginned Lightning mcdean's countdown. Good luck Dean,

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<v Speaker 2>run if you go, Good luck Dean.

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<v Speaker 5>Dean has hit the slideway.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a bit wobbly, but he's made it to five

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<v Speaker 3>point two meters.

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<v Speaker 2>Five point two. They're also cash prizes for second and third.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so still Clive's in the lead of the moments.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Jackie boy, that's right. Five point nine is

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<v Speaker 2>our leading score at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm next.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got Kevin and your sliding. Name is Rafa, Rafa.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think you can do it? You've got five

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<v Speaker 1>point nine to beat.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll give it a red hot go all right?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think you're going to do differently?

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<v Speaker 2>Are going to try and run down a bit lower

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<v Speaker 2>and get some gravity?

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<v Speaker 5>Going different socks to everybody else?

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<v Speaker 1>I think that might work in my favor. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>good luck, Off you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin's up now, sliding for five thousand dollars sans underwards.

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<v Speaker 3>Go Rafa, go man, And he's hit the PBC any sliding,

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<v Speaker 3>but ah, bit stuny.

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<v Speaker 5>He knows point seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Raffa ballt it up? He craped the bed, Rafa, go home, Raffer.

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<v Speaker 5>He's really not happy with his score.

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<v Speaker 2>If he blames those socks afterwards, how dare you blame underwork?

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<v Speaker 1>So do nothing wrong? Raffa balls that one up. Who

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<v Speaker 1>have we got here? Ah? Des and Troy, the young

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<v Speaker 1>guy spends twenty houts a day working out. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>muscle man. How are you gonna get on? Arnie?

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<v Speaker 4>I've been practicing a lot, so hopefully yeah, I get

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<v Speaker 4>the Choky's here and beat the five point nine?

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<v Speaker 1>Should be nice.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got whiteline fever. I can see the focus just

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<v Speaker 2>going down to Jackie boy, you're gona tr and do it.

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<v Speaker 2>You got five point nine to beat and you could

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<v Speaker 2>be walking away with five thousand dollars in cash.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think I can do it.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Sam, if you go destroy named after his biceps,

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<v Speaker 2>that's who we're dealing with. Young lad, just lives to

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<v Speaker 2>work out. Sorry, I forgot to count down. Do the

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<v Speaker 2>countdown again, please, Jason the studio.

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<v Speaker 5>And he's off, he's hit the baby seats.

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<v Speaker 4>Be with it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's six point five, sex point five our current leader.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's not do a drugs test on that guy. He's

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<v Speaker 2>definitely juicing roid rage. There the Lance Armstrong.

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<v Speaker 3>He gave me the double bicep pump as he finished.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you the rock. Ah, here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Now take your break from maternity leave, Amanda to do this.

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<v Speaker 6>That's right, and I'm pretty inspired. I can see a

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<v Speaker 6>little bit of Annabelle in Jack's face, actually bit of

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<v Speaker 6>the baby face right there.

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<v Speaker 3>So pretend I'm your child and slide towards your child.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>And how's maternity leave? When how's the baby going? Is

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<v Speaker 1>you're going through the night.

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<v Speaker 6>Or oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, Look now she's sleeping through.

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<v Speaker 6>But don't worry. I've still been practicing.

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<v Speaker 2>So how do you think Jackie boy is going to

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<v Speaker 2>get on next year? Becoming it dam for the first

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<v Speaker 2>time in March? Amanda.

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<v Speaker 6>I have had a bit of a think about.

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<v Speaker 5>This, and it looks like a piece of cake. I

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<v Speaker 5>love when.

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<v Speaker 6>People say that. It's very, very funny. No, I think

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<v Speaker 6>he'll be great. I think he's a lovely bloke. I

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<v Speaker 6>think he'll do a fantastic job.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, lovely Amanda, Hey, good luck you hope you

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<v Speaker 2>went Okay? So jack how far is Amanda?

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<v Speaker 1>Jason? Don't bring them in while I'm still chatting to Amanda.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, there's prizes for runners up.

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<v Speaker 3>So six point five is the meterridge to beat, and

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<v Speaker 3>then five point nine or five point two will still

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<v Speaker 3>get you some money.

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<v Speaker 5>But six point five is what you're trying to be.

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<v Speaker 1>And is that meter ridge?

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<v Speaker 5>That's me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's met riach. Guys. You want to play long

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<v Speaker 1>at home? All right? Jason? Now the sounds please? That's it, Jason.

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<v Speaker 1>I come on, Amanda, good luck, go slut.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, it's a footfall, footfall Jason, with the same effects,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll catch out there later about that, Amanda, Sorry

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<v Speaker 2>about that?

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<v Speaker 1>What's more? Jason with the countdown, go slide away? Amanda

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<v Speaker 1>could not go.

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<v Speaker 3>Our final slider. Amanda hits the PBC. Oh my, the

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<v Speaker 3>splits to give.

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<v Speaker 1>Her ax another Kids come out another, Kids come.

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<v Speaker 2>Out five meters five meters okay, Jackie boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Congratulations to the double biceps himself.

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<v Speaker 5>Where is he destroy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's having a quick workout, he's getting his pump on.

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<v Speaker 1>Sam step up. You won five thousand dollars in cash. Beautiful?

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely wrath unbelievable.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you What is a young man like you

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do with five thousand dollars? I'm worried about the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>You're now going to have Sam take it easy.

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<v Speaker 4>I am going out tomorrow night as well, so I

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<v Speaker 4>think it might be pretty big. But I think I'll

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<v Speaker 4>give Dad a bit of a share because he got

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<v Speaker 4>me into the contest, so he might split it with him,

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<v Speaker 4>and yeah, spend the rest on something on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>Well done, buddy, give him a big round the pause.

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<v Speaker 2>Five thousand dollars. That winning slide again, Jackie boy? What

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<v Speaker 2>was the winning slide?

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<v Speaker 3>Six point five meeting and congratulations to Peru who gets

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<v Speaker 3>two thousand, five hundred dollars and Lightning mcdeal with one thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>And Lightning McDean also gets one thousand dollars. And that

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<v Speaker 2>winning side again is it in meter Ridge?

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<v Speaker 5>That's Metridge six point five in Metridge?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well down everyone give all the sliders today

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<v Speaker 2>around applause. Well done, five thousand guys won by the

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<v Speaker 2>young man Sam.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>I actually get to use my flag during the poetition

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<v Speaker 2>photos while I'm on it actually postmon all right, so

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<v Speaker 2>all thanks for underworks.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's hit the ads. Jason, no need to post sounder boots.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast