Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian Non Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Jack and I are now out on the sales floor
Speaker 2: of our radio station. Is not a sales floor, it's
Speaker 2: a sports performance excellent center. Jack, describe where you are
Speaker 2: right now and what you're looking down towards me at
Speaker 2: the other end.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm actually stepping foot now, Christian on the slideway,
Speaker 3: a slippery PVC surface that will give our competitors the
Speaker 3: best chance to hit the floor and slide as far
Speaker 3: as possible, as far as even ten meters long as
Speaker 3: our runway.
Speaker 2: All right, this is all for Underworks. Underworks knows ozzies
Speaker 2: are serious about sport. That's why they're serious about sports.
Speaker 4: Socks.
Speaker 2: Underworks the number one. They're down under for socks. Okay,
Speaker 2: whoever we got five sliders? Easy, they're Clive.
Speaker 1: You've seen this. Clive is going in a minute. You
Speaker 1: see him limbering up.
Speaker 5: He's ready to go.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is at the Olympics.
Speaker 2: This guy up for grabs, though, is five thousand dollars
Speaker 2: to whoever can slide the furthest.
Speaker 1: And Jackie boy, how are you going to measure it?
Speaker 3: Front foot, backfoot, front foot, so the furthest they go
Speaker 3: on their front toe of their front underwork suck.
Speaker 5: I'll measure from there.
Speaker 3: So when competitors, when you've stopped sliding, stay as still
Speaker 3: as possible.
Speaker 1: You got serious?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 1: Did you hear that?
Speaker 2: It was shouting and pointing with this unnecessary red flag.
Speaker 1: Down there as well?
Speaker 3: I don't want them to shuffle forward. If you shuffle forward,
Speaker 3: the red flag goes up.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, uh, good luck Peru aka Clive?
Speaker 1: How far do you think you're gonna go? Mate?
Speaker 2: You're sliding first, You're gonna set the standard. You could
Speaker 2: be the Roger Banister. You could go really far, and
Speaker 2: then the others smash it because they've seen you can
Speaker 2: do the impossible.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm hoping I just break their spirits because I
Speaker 3: go so far and they just don't even try.
Speaker 2: Do you know what, I'll give you a hundred dollars
Speaker 2: if you're actually smashed through, Jack, make it two hundred.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's see how you go? All right, So what
Speaker 1: you're gonna do then? Clave? Sorry? Peru?
Speaker 2: As you this is your sort of zone to get
Speaker 2: your built up. You've got five minutes to get going.
Speaker 2: You must then stop running once you hit that red tab.
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 1: You ready? All right? This beginner's countdown. Good luck Peru,
Speaker 1: Good luck Clive. Go away.
Speaker 5: It's a pretty good slide. He's made it.
Speaker 3: Past a halfway point. Clive, stay there. It's five point
Speaker 3: nine meters.
Speaker 2: Fine right, nine meets is fly to be come out
Speaker 2: this way, Clive. All right, up next, we've got Dean.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Lightning McDean.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling, Dean?
Speaker 5: Very good? Thank you Christian now this.
Speaker 2: Morning half an hour ago. So you're trying to break
Speaker 2: into the radio station. We put that behind you. Do
Speaker 2: you think you can beat that distance? Just laid down
Speaker 2: by Clive.
Speaker 5: We'll see how we go.
Speaker 4: But Jack bitter be ready to catch me when we
Speaker 4: go through that wall behind him.
Speaker 2: All right, this beginned Lightning mcdean's countdown. Good luck Dean,
Speaker 2: run if you go, Good luck Dean.
Speaker 5: Dean has hit the slideway.
Speaker 3: He's a bit wobbly, but he's made it to five
Speaker 3: point two meters.
Speaker 2: Five point two. They're also cash prizes for second and third.
Speaker 2: All right, so still Clive's in the lead of the moments.
Speaker 2: All right, Jackie boy, that's right. Five point nine is
Speaker 2: our leading score at the moment.
Speaker 1: I'm next.
Speaker 2: We've got Kevin and your sliding. Name is Rafa, Rafa.
Speaker 1: Do you think you can do it? You've got five
Speaker 1: point nine to beat.
Speaker 5: I'll give it a red hot go all right?
Speaker 1: What do you think you're going to do differently?
Speaker 2: Are going to try and run down a bit lower
Speaker 2: and get some gravity?
Speaker 5: Going different socks to everybody else?
Speaker 1: I think that might work in my favor. All right,
Speaker 1: good luck, Off you go.
Speaker 2: Kevin's up now, sliding for five thousand dollars sans underwards.
Speaker 3: Go Rafa, go man, And he's hit the PBC any sliding,
Speaker 3: but ah, bit stuny.
Speaker 5: He knows point seven.
Speaker 1: Raffa ballt it up? He craped the bed, Rafa, go home, Raffer.
Speaker 5: He's really not happy with his score.
Speaker 2: If he blames those socks afterwards, how dare you blame underwork?
Speaker 1: So do nothing wrong? Raffa balls that one up. Who
Speaker 1: have we got here? Ah? Des and Troy, the young
Speaker 1: guy spends twenty houts a day working out. Come on,
Speaker 1: muscle man. How are you gonna get on? Arnie?
Speaker 4: I've been practicing a lot, so hopefully yeah, I get
Speaker 4: the Choky's here and beat the five point nine?
Speaker 1: Should be nice.
Speaker 2: You've got whiteline fever. I can see the focus just
Speaker 2: going down to Jackie boy, you're gona tr and do it.
Speaker 2: You got five point nine to beat and you could
Speaker 2: be walking away with five thousand dollars in cash.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I can do it.
Speaker 2: All right, Sam, if you go destroy named after his biceps,
Speaker 2: that's who we're dealing with. Young lad, just lives to
Speaker 2: work out. Sorry, I forgot to count down. Do the
Speaker 2: countdown again, please, Jason the studio.
Speaker 5: And he's off, he's hit the baby seats.
Speaker 4: Be with it.
Speaker 3: It's six point five, sex point five our current leader.
Speaker 2: Let's not do a drugs test on that guy. He's
Speaker 2: definitely juicing roid rage. There the Lance Armstrong.
Speaker 3: He gave me the double bicep pump as he finished.
Speaker 5: Thank you the rock. Ah, here we go.
Speaker 2: Now take your break from maternity leave, Amanda to do this.
Speaker 6: That's right, and I'm pretty inspired. I can see a
Speaker 6: little bit of Annabelle in Jack's face, actually bit of
Speaker 6: the baby face right there.
Speaker 3: So pretend I'm your child and slide towards your child.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 5: Let's go.
Speaker 1: And how's maternity leave? When how's the baby going? Is
Speaker 1: you're going through the night.
Speaker 6: Or oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no, Look now she's sleeping through.
Speaker 6: But don't worry. I've still been practicing.
Speaker 2: So how do you think Jackie boy is going to
Speaker 2: get on next year? Becoming it dam for the first
Speaker 2: time in March? Amanda.
Speaker 6: I have had a bit of a think about.
Speaker 5: This, and it looks like a piece of cake. I
Speaker 5: love when.
Speaker 6: People say that. It's very, very funny. No, I think
Speaker 6: he'll be great. I think he's a lovely bloke. I
Speaker 6: think he'll do a fantastic job.
Speaker 2: All right, lovely Amanda, Hey, good luck you hope you
Speaker 2: went Okay? So jack how far is Amanda?
Speaker 1: Jason? Don't bring them in while I'm still chatting to Amanda.
Speaker 5: Okay, there's prizes for runners up.
Speaker 3: So six point five is the meterridge to beat, and
Speaker 3: then five point nine or five point two will still
Speaker 3: get you some money.
Speaker 5: But six point five is what you're trying to be.
Speaker 1: And is that meter ridge?
Speaker 5: That's me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's met riach. Guys. You want to play long
Speaker 1: at home? All right? Jason? Now the sounds please? That's it, Jason.
Speaker 1: I come on, Amanda, good luck, go slut.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's a footfall, footfall Jason, with the same effects,
Speaker 2: and I'll catch out there later about that, Amanda, Sorry
Speaker 2: about that?
Speaker 1: What's more? Jason with the countdown, go slide away? Amanda
Speaker 1: could not go.
Speaker 3: Our final slider. Amanda hits the PBC. Oh my, the
Speaker 3: splits to give.
Speaker 1: Her ax another Kids come out another, Kids come.
Speaker 2: Out five meters five meters okay, Jackie boy.
Speaker 3: Congratulations to the double biceps himself.
Speaker 5: Where is he destroy.
Speaker 1: He's having a quick workout, he's getting his pump on.
Speaker 1: Sam step up. You won five thousand dollars in cash. Beautiful?
Speaker 4: Absolutely wrath unbelievable.
Speaker 2: What do you What is a young man like you
Speaker 2: gonna do with five thousand dollars? I'm worried about the weekend.
Speaker 2: You're now going to have Sam take it easy.
Speaker 4: I am going out tomorrow night as well, so I
Speaker 4: think it might be pretty big. But I think I'll
Speaker 4: give Dad a bit of a share because he got
Speaker 4: me into the contest, so he might split it with him,
Speaker 4: and yeah, spend the rest on something on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Well done, buddy, give him a big round the pause.
Speaker 2: Five thousand dollars. That winning slide again, Jackie boy? What
Speaker 2: was the winning slide?
Speaker 3: Six point five meeting and congratulations to Peru who gets
Speaker 3: two thousand, five hundred dollars and Lightning mcdeal with one thousand.
Speaker 2: And Lightning McDean also gets one thousand dollars. And that
Speaker 2: winning side again is it in meter Ridge?
Speaker 5: That's Metridge six point five in Metridge?
Speaker 2: All right, well down everyone give all the sliders today
Speaker 2: around applause. Well done, five thousand guys won by the
Speaker 2: young man Sam.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: I actually get to use my flag during the poetition
Speaker 2: photos while I'm on it actually postmon all right, so
Speaker 2: all thanks for underworks.
Speaker 1: Let's hit the ads. Jason, no need to post sounder boots.
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