Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Noldurn's Gold one oh
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Speaker 2: Three Live from Level two twenty one to thirty one,
Speaker 2: Goodwood Street, Wretchman, this is the Christian o'condinal Breakfast Show
Speaker 2: on Nolvin's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: Here I am, I'm back blinking into the lights.
Speaker 4: You know my good man who's been in captivity for
Speaker 4: last week. Oh, it's actually good to see you all.
Speaker 5: Welcome back. We've missed you.
Speaker 4: Do you know what, Pats, I've missed you all so much.
Speaker 4: I've missed actually being at work. It is miserable being
Speaker 4: off sick. It's boring. I hated it. And not is
Speaker 4: that when you're home alone in your ail. There are
Speaker 4: several times I found myself talking to myself. Actually, am
Speaker 4: I am? I going mad? When the kids find me
Speaker 4: at the end of this week, when they come back
Speaker 4: after three weeks away, are they going to go.
Speaker 3: What happened to dad?
Speaker 4: Like Tom Hanks, I'm there with Wilson?
Speaker 6: Who is your version of Wilson? I guess you had Naisha.
Speaker 4: Go there? No, No, she wasn't around either. She had
Speaker 4: got the dog sitters. Anyway, listen, I'm back. It's great
Speaker 4: to be back. In case you're wondering why I was
Speaker 4: off last week, I was poisoned and I got Actually
Speaker 4: Saturday morning, I finally got the results of the blood
Speaker 4: test they did and I was poisoned by a Fiefy
Speaker 4: Box and Eddie McGuire. They all got together and they
Speaker 4: tried to run me out of town with poison as well.
Speaker 4: Tough luck. Okay, I'm back. It didn't work. It almost worked,
Speaker 4: but it didn't work. So perhaps in the last week
Speaker 4: that things have changed. She've had a new haircut.
Speaker 7: We had a wedding at the weekend, so I've got
Speaker 7: to do on Friday, right, I.
Speaker 4: See, I get it. Now, tell you what looks really nice?
Speaker 4: You'd taken a little bit of height and a little
Speaker 4: bit of weight off the body there that the face
Speaker 4: looks nice.
Speaker 6: What did you say it looks nice?
Speaker 4: You've opened up your face, more weight off. It's a compliment.
Speaker 3: This woman could.
Speaker 4: Attack take it.
Speaker 5: I'll take it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I said it looks nice.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 7: Nice of you you to notice, because the husband didn't.
Speaker 4: Oh that's why she's upset.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a it's a touchy you.
Speaker 6: Know that Christian wanted to be a hairdresser.
Speaker 3: He would.
Speaker 4: It's a lot more than it's like a bob, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It's a lot shorter than you'd normally have it. I
Speaker 4: like it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's nice and cool.
Speaker 4: You know what it does? It brings Patsy into twenty eighteen.
Speaker 6: I like, where was she before?
Speaker 7: It was in the blue rins, good year seventy two.
Speaker 4: So anyway that Yeah, the wife and kids came back
Speaker 4: finally after three weeks away, and it was lovely to
Speaker 4: see them all, and everyone was happy to see me
Speaker 4: and the nun til my wife started shouting at me
Speaker 4: yesterday back in the doghouse. I didn't know this. Did
Speaker 4: you know that frying pans? You shouldn't cut into a
Speaker 4: frying pan while she using it because if you cut
Speaker 4: through into the enamel, you kill the pan.
Speaker 6: Oh I don't even really cook that much, and I
Speaker 6: know that.
Speaker 4: Oh, I had no idea. So my wife's loves these
Speaker 4: pots and pans that we took over with. It's called
Speaker 4: you'll know this brand, perhaps La Crusee.
Speaker 5: Oh, oh that's top shelf.
Speaker 4: Well, her favorite thing. As I found it yesterday, I
Speaker 4: didn't know it is this La Crusee frying pan that
Speaker 4: I was using the cook steaks on yesterday and I
Speaker 4: was cutting into on the steaks.
Speaker 8: Are you just taking it off the prime pan and
Speaker 8: then using it as a plate so that you.
Speaker 6: Don't have to do dishes.
Speaker 4: It's a pine pan and a plate. Kids, just eat it.
Speaker 4: It's a white it's a Swiss Army knight. But I
Speaker 4: started cutting into it and went through the enamel, and
Speaker 4: I thought nothing of it, just washed it in. An
Speaker 4: hour later her my wife screaming, go what have you done?
Speaker 4: And she didn't say you've wrecked this pan. She said,
Speaker 4: you've ruined my favorite thing in this house. Oh dear,
Speaker 4: I said, well, hopefully it's me the kids.
Speaker 3: Then the La Cruse frying.
Speaker 6: Pan two weeks away. That's what she's been thinking.
Speaker 4: That's what she's looking forward. That's the only thing she
Speaker 4: missed was the La Crusae frying pan. So I'm back
Speaker 4: in the doghouse.
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Speaker 4: So if you think about your home, I'm sure your home
Speaker 4: is the same as mine. There will be some unfinished
Speaker 4: tasks around any house, just things that you haven't got.
Speaker 3: Round to, things that you did get round to.
Speaker 4: But then for various reasons, this gave up halfway through
Speaker 4: and forgot to go back to it, or deliberately consciously
Speaker 4: did not go back to it because there's a bit
Speaker 4: murky and you could work out how to finish it
Speaker 4: off correctly. So my wife and kids got back Friday.
Speaker 4: After three weeks away during the school holidays, I went
Speaker 4: back to Europe, and when my wife left, she said, look,
Speaker 4: whilst you're whilst I'm away, you've got three weeks here
Speaker 4: home and learn. There's no reason why you can't build
Speaker 4: the thing she brought off from one of the shopping channels.
Speaker 5: I just laugh because she gives you a list of jobs.
Speaker 7: It's so familiar.
Speaker 3: Oh, she would yeah, And it was thing called a
Speaker 3: leg master.
Speaker 4: She got off on those TV shopping channels, you know,
Speaker 4: the old leg master, And she said, can you build that?
Speaker 4: And she deliberately put this great big box right which
Speaker 4: weighed about one hundred kidos by the front door, so
Speaker 4: that every morning when I would leave to go to
Speaker 4: work and come back from what I would see the
Speaker 4: box there like a reminder saying please build me. Anyway,
Speaker 4: over the three weeks, I ignored the box every single
Speaker 4: day naturally, and so she came back. As soon she
Speaker 4: gave them the suitcases, she saw me and then just
Speaker 4: a lady leg master, you didn't even know I that
Speaker 4: last week to do it was the ultimate week to
Speaker 4: build it.
Speaker 8: Ill, did you have that thought on the night before
Speaker 8: she got home, like I really should do that, thime Master?
Speaker 4: Nope? So I want to see we can this morning,
Speaker 4: if we can build a house of your unfinished tasks
Speaker 4: and unfinished prognet projects. So I've got the thime master. Also,
Speaker 4: do you remember I was taking advice about what kind
Speaker 4: of glue to repair a door? But it has come
Speaker 4: off one of the doors. It's still come off, and
Speaker 4: now it's come off even worse. That's not been done
Speaker 4: in three and a half weeks.
Speaker 8: Now, did you at least go to the hardware stort
Speaker 8: of get the glue, because then you can say the job's.
Speaker 4: Half busy, really busy, sick coming sick for a long time,
Speaker 4: been building up to the sickness, you know. So this morning,
Speaker 4: then on nine four one four one o four three,
Speaker 4: let's see if we can build a house together. Right,
Speaker 4: your unfinished projects around the house nine four one four
Speaker 4: one O four three, give us a corn we try
Speaker 4: and build the house together.
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Speaker 4: Three, biggest most successful band, billions of albums, Eagles. Whippy
Speaker 4: was looking after the show last week. Is always looking
Speaker 4: after the shop and did a great job with those
Speaker 4: beautiful pearl headphones of his. He was seeing any the videos,
Speaker 4: he was seeing any videos that we film everything on
Speaker 4: the show and all the various things. Right, And I've
Speaker 4: actually had these headphones like about twelve years. They're my
Speaker 4: lucky talisman headphones. He's came over with me for my
Speaker 4: old show. Whippy's got these headphones. I've not seen them
Speaker 4: on anyone unless they're Drake. They're not white. They're not
Speaker 4: white white. Can any of us can buy white? I
Speaker 4: don't know what kind of money he's been making over
Speaker 4: the years. The other day, by the way, so you
Speaker 4: know he's got Porsche.
Speaker 7: Yes, does he really he loves anyway?
Speaker 4: These headphones are not white. They pearl or I think
Speaker 4: you might have been called it a more expensive than pearl.
Speaker 4: Divers had to dive for per lessons they call it.
Speaker 4: They actually gleam in the videos. They've got like a
Speaker 4: thing coming off them.
Speaker 6: It looks like a black eyed peas video clip.
Speaker 4: I don't think even when I am all his money
Speaker 4: can afford to have these headphones. If God had headphones,
Speaker 4: he'd have whippies headphones. Anyway, he got told off last
Speaker 4: week for saying the eagles. Now we all call them
Speaker 4: the eagles.
Speaker 6: Don't we Yes, But apparently it's meant to be a
Speaker 6: soft that.
Speaker 4: We've got tickets for eagles, So if you win them,
Speaker 4: tell your friends you off to see eagles are soft?
Speaker 3: What does that even mean? What is a soft?
Speaker 6: Well? I guess there is that too softy thing.
Speaker 4: You got tickets, you want tickets to see eagles? Is
Speaker 4: that too soft?
Speaker 8: What we started discussing is what's their website as if
Speaker 8: the bell and indoor is it eagles or that eagles?
Speaker 4: Or is it? And also what's the font that's what's
Speaker 4: in a soft and a font?
Speaker 3: Is it one?
Speaker 4: Two? Is that too soft? It? Is it a talent size?
Speaker 4: Was leaning a bit? Or is it? Is it comic sands?
Speaker 4: Is it wingdings? Is the foot in wingdings? And then
Speaker 4: the eagles in like a big Hollywood script. All right,
Speaker 4: so this morning on the show, we're going to try
Speaker 4: and build a house together, and in this house, it's
Speaker 4: basically all things unfinished projects.
Speaker 3: In your house.
Speaker 4: What can you donate as we try and build a
Speaker 4: house if you're unfinished projects? Some of these projects aren't
Speaker 4: just unfinished. My two the interior kitchen door isn't even unfinished.
Speaker 4: I haven't started it. So it's unstarted and unfinished projects
Speaker 4: around your house. Perhaps what's it for you.
Speaker 7: We've still got a tower rack on the floor. I
Speaker 7: think I've spoken about this before earlier in our season
Speaker 7: in Audrey's bathroom, and it's still on the floor with
Speaker 7: the bracket tower rack on the floor.
Speaker 4: It's an interesting way of putting your towel, doesn't it
Speaker 4: just fold it?
Speaker 7: She's got nowhere to put a towel, and she's too
Speaker 7: short to hang it over the town.
Speaker 6: So you're blaming Audrey for not getting out.
Speaker 5: Of there, blaming my husband for not fixing it.
Speaker 8: We've had a tower rack at mum and Dad's that
Speaker 8: came apart and it's still got one knob that used
Speaker 8: to hold up the whole town.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what ours has got.
Speaker 8: Yes, So now we hang on everybody hangs their towels
Speaker 8: and on the balance on the knob yes.
Speaker 4: So it's hanging on like one arm. You don't owning cliffhanger.
Speaker 4: I've just got one hand hanging in there. We got
Speaker 4: on the line here, we've got Shane come on as Shane.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show. Yeah, pretty good, Shane. To have
Speaker 4: you well and thanks for calling the show. So what's
Speaker 4: the project that you haven't finished in your house?
Speaker 9: Well, I've got a brand new cauboard door sitting on
Speaker 9: the floor next to the cabin and a glass flarding
Speaker 9: door that's meant to be fixed about six months ago.
Speaker 9: So what I've done the new door of just set
Speaker 9: it up against the cabins I look as on So.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so to the untrained eye kind of looks like
Speaker 4: it's done, but then you just can't use it because
Speaker 4: it come off in your hand.
Speaker 9: That's right exactly. But the partners have got to understand
Speaker 9: when a Blake says he's gonna do it equids concrete,
Speaker 9: but it might be might not be in this year,
Speaker 9: but it'll get done.
Speaker 4: That's right. This is how I say it, as well.
Speaker 4: Let's not put a let's not put a time and
Speaker 4: date on it. It's petty.
Speaker 8: I really think it's a out there's two parts of
Speaker 8: the task. When you go to the hardware store and
Speaker 8: get the item, you already feel a sense of success.
Speaker 4: You're like, well that and your mind is done.
Speaker 6: The last bit.
Speaker 9: Exactly right, yack, exactly right mate.
Speaker 5: Now you've got to finish the execution. Boys.
Speaker 4: I always think as well, Shane, don't you think this
Speaker 4: that if you just kind of move it to near
Speaker 4: where it's meant to be done. I got to bed
Speaker 4: thinking I hope a someone breaks in and just does
Speaker 4: it for me, or b pixies during the night. Just
Speaker 4: get it done. Either way, can someone else's make it done?
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Speaker 4: So my kids were asked me a fair question in
Speaker 4: quite a few of ours, this what did you get
Speaker 4: up to last week while I was off sick with
Speaker 4: this infection. I know you've got this renovation, the world's
Speaker 4: slowest renovation. I mean, they built the Great Wall of
Speaker 4: China quicker. The taj Mahole has been built quicker than
Speaker 4: you and your wife doing this slow slow renefaction. I
Speaker 4: found out about the taj Mahole. They cut off the
Speaker 4: other people who worked on it. They cut off their
Speaker 4: hands after they built it. Yeah, so that they couldn't
Speaker 4: applicate it.
Speaker 6: And somewhere else.
Speaker 3: Are you playing to do that? You can get trying
Speaker 3: and do less work around here?
Speaker 8: Well, the two carpenters are helping us do such nice guys.
Speaker 8: It would be a shame if at the end we
Speaker 8: came they came over them.
Speaker 4: Most hands are gonna have to go, guys, they kind
Speaker 4: of have you try to replicate this down the road.
Speaker 4: So what did you do last week? Have you? And
Speaker 4: if you finished it now?
Speaker 8: No, but we got a fair crack on So was
Speaker 8: it handy for you to be away although we missed
Speaker 8: you because we were able to crack onto it, got
Speaker 8: some painting done, got some lining boards on the roof,
Speaker 8: were trying to get in before Christmas.
Speaker 3: So what is left to do?
Speaker 4: And what's taking so long?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 8: I actually want you to come out and see it
Speaker 8: in its state now, so that when it's finally done.
Speaker 3: Doing that thing that when I get that you go listen.
Speaker 4: Why you hear pick and just did that bit up there?
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Speaker 3: You can always email the show.
Speaker 4: We've got it late to the party and any then
Speaker 4: we're catching up one on the show, maybe my dress
Speaker 4: is just Christian of gold one I four to three
Speaker 4: dot com Au monitor Damien Christian. I have been listened
Speaker 4: to a show catching up with the podcasts in England
Speaker 4: and become obsessed with a couple of things I've noticed
Speaker 4: between our two countries, between England and Australia.
Speaker 6: Christian.
Speaker 4: First of all, when hearing all the Australian callers to
Speaker 4: the show, every single Australian accent sounds so manly. I
Speaker 4: imagine everyone looking like Russell Crowe, even pats Oh.
Speaker 3: Christian.
Speaker 4: When your listeners greet you on the phone are studying
Speaker 4: in seat of the usual hello, it's an over excited yes.
Speaker 8: I feel like that is just this shows to where
Speaker 8: that's the response.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm happy with that, Christian.
Speaker 4: Twoing one recent story on air, Jack was talking about
Speaker 4: washing his hair. Jack mentioned that the shower was just
Speaker 4: off the kitchen. No one on the show battered and eyelid,
Speaker 4: you didn't what's happening over there? The shower off the
Speaker 4: kitchen like you have the microwave, then the oven in
Speaker 4: the pantry and then the door to the shower. Also
Speaker 4: you mentioned the angel poo. Let me tell you about
Speaker 4: the ghost poo. Someone wants told me about the ghost poo.
Speaker 4: I didn't believe them. Then one night it happened to me.
Speaker 4: You poop, you go to wipe, but there's nothing there.
Speaker 4: You look in the bowl, there's nothing there. It's a
Speaker 4: ghost poo, Damien, thank you very much, in the bowl.
Speaker 6: So the angel poos you go to wipe and there's nothing.
Speaker 4: Now the angel poop, the angel poo is when you
Speaker 4: have go to go to the toilet and you don't
Speaker 4: need to wipe. It's like, wow, there's something in there.
Speaker 4: Even Brad Pitt will do this.
Speaker 3: We all do it.
Speaker 4: We all have a little look see in there, don't
Speaker 4: we right?
Speaker 2: Go?
Speaker 4: That's interesting. So Brad Pitt, right, you know, he would
Speaker 4: do this as well. So the angel poo is when
Speaker 4: you don't need to wipe. I didn't know this. The
Speaker 4: ghost poo is when you think you've you've done something,
Speaker 4: you gotta look where's it gone?
Speaker 8: So it's done a dive and then gone up.
Speaker 4: It's a ghost down spend oh, I don't think it's
Speaker 4: gone anyway? That the ghost poo did it? Did it
Speaker 4: really happen?
Speaker 6: So nothing really came out you thought it did.
Speaker 4: That's why I think it's called the Ghost Pooh. Anyway, Damian,
Speaker 4: thank you very much for for more on the Christian
Speaker 4: at Gold one I four to three dot com to AU.
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Speaker 4: at the racist. He's commentating. But a song is racing.
Speaker 4: Listening to the lyrics, work out what the song is.
Speaker 4: Here it is day one.
Speaker 10: I had a dream so big and loud. I jumped
Speaker 10: so high, I touched the clouds. Whoa, whoa, I stretched
Speaker 10: my hands out through the sky.
Speaker 3: We dance with monsters through the night.
Speaker 4: Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 10: I'm never gonna look back, whoa, never gonna give an app.
Speaker 4: No, please don't wait me now. This is gonna be
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Speaker 4: Three all this week then round about this time. Then
Speaker 4: you can win your tickets. Go to Lexus Melbourne Cup
Speaker 4: Day the Welcome Wait Melbourne Cup Carnival is coming. You
Speaker 4: can be there. We've got general admission passes for you
Speaker 4: and whoever you want to take. So Producer Brad who
Speaker 4: when he's not falling into various things, but it'll be
Speaker 4: ten minutes on the show used to be a bookie
Speaker 4: and I feel like, very soon if he carries on
Speaker 4: the ways going, we'll be a bookie again as well.
Speaker 4: And anyway, he's at the Racist this week and he's
Speaker 4: commentating at the races.
Speaker 10: A song is at the races. You gotta work out
Speaker 10: what the song is. Here's this morning's. I had a
Speaker 10: dream so big and loud. I jumped so high, I
Speaker 10: touched the clouds.
Speaker 4: Whoa, whoa, I stretched my hands out through the sky.
Speaker 3: We danced with monsters through the night.
Speaker 10: Whoa, whoa, I'm never gonna look back, whoa, never gonna
Speaker 10: give me up?
Speaker 3: No, please don't wake me now.
Speaker 11: This is gonna be the.
Speaker 4: Best day of life.
Speaker 6: Life, my life.
Speaker 4: This is gonna be the best day of my life.
Speaker 4: Spirit of Bill Shatner. With that as well, all right,
Speaker 4: then let's go to lines. So do you think the
Speaker 4: song is?
Speaker 3: Colleen?
Speaker 4: Good morning?
Speaker 12: Good morning?
Speaker 13: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good. I hope you're well this morning. Do
Speaker 3: you have a nice weekend?
Speaker 4: Yes? I do? Thank you?
Speaker 13: What about yourself?
Speaker 4: Yes? I did? Yeah, joy that sunshine? And Colleen, what
Speaker 4: do you think the song is?
Speaker 13: Rick?
Speaker 1: Ashley never going to give you up?
Speaker 4: Ah right, okay, good guess Colleen is not the right answer, though, mate, Tougher,
Speaker 4: thank you, all right, thank you? Mel pretty good man.
Speaker 3: How are you this morning? You will?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Good yourself?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Clean that up. Now, what do you think the
Speaker 4: song is? Mate?
Speaker 14: The best time in my life?
Speaker 4: This is actually checking? That was the outside I presumed
Speaker 4: it was just checking. That's the right answer, is it?
Speaker 4: Now you've won the tickets, well done.
Speaker 14: Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: We don't make you and whoever you want to take
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Speaker 4: thank you all right? They have a top time. We've
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Speaker 4: Three five minutes past what should be freaking out of?
Speaker 4: It's five minutes past ten? Panic now as people go
Speaker 4: the cocks change day.
Speaker 6: You know what that was good for us?
Speaker 14: Well?
Speaker 8: To make sure who's listening on this team because he's
Speaker 8: freak becket.
Speaker 4: That's easy to do. Okay, show a card trick or
Speaker 4: a picture of an aeroplane. Oh god, is he? Jesus,
Speaker 4: how's he doing this? How does he do this? I
Speaker 4: was paranoid last night? You were you doing this with
Speaker 4: the clock change? Going around checking all your alarm clocks?
Speaker 3: So it streusses me out.
Speaker 4: We do it twice a year in the UK. It's
Speaker 4: a ball ache. There's certain clocks you don't even bother
Speaker 4: changing the one in the cart, forget it, you know,
Speaker 4: a couple month's time, it'd be right again. Any appliance
Speaker 4: and he applies to the clock the microwave.
Speaker 3: Who is the time by the oven?
Speaker 4: Anyway? That one never gets changed if you just don't
Speaker 4: bother do you just give.
Speaker 8: Up the oven in the microwave if the power ever
Speaker 8: goes out and at recess to twelve we just leave
Speaker 8: it from that.
Speaker 6: So it might be six o'clock. An says it's one afternoon.
Speaker 7: My car is about an hour twenty behind, so it's
Speaker 7: only twenty minutes behind it sometimes, and then when you
Speaker 7: know daylight savings, it's nearly an hour and a.
Speaker 4: Hour to give that extra twenty minutes in the deloreum
Speaker 4: from Back to the Future shop, you've.
Speaker 7: Got to do like you're just about got to have
Speaker 7: a maths degree to work out what time it is
Speaker 7: in the car.
Speaker 4: It's taken a lot, isn't it. If I do some
Speaker 4: up my weekend, it would be dad fail. So yesterday
Speaker 4: I was very very excited because it was a UFC
Speaker 4: two two nine and this was the biggest fight in
Speaker 4: the UC's history. Colin McGregor hasn't fought for about a
Speaker 4: year and a half in the UC back taking on
Speaker 4: a monstercle Kulbe massive massive fight.
Speaker 8: Is this his first fight since he went to box
Speaker 8: against Floyd Mate and.
Speaker 4: Obviously before that he didn't fight for well because he's
Speaker 4: in training for the main Weather fight. So it's a
Speaker 4: really big deal. Our guy coming back to the sport
Speaker 4: is the world's biggest star. If you don't know a
Speaker 4: lot about Connor McGregor, he is bigger than the UFC
Speaker 4: Instagram thirty five million followers, huge anyway. So there's been
Speaker 4: a lot of trash talking from Connor against you know,
Speaker 4: Kabeb and saying all these things. So already there's a
Speaker 4: lot of kind of bad blood between them, and then
Speaker 4: the fight happens, and so'm I can't wait for the fight.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize it was going to not be ontol
Speaker 4: four o'clock because everyone was saying it's at one o'clock
Speaker 4: in the afternoon. My kids and wife came back from
Speaker 4: three weeks away on Friday, and every day the kid's
Speaker 4: been saying, hey, look, what do you want to go
Speaker 4: and see Johnny English. We're not going to watch on
Speaker 4: the plane coming back. We'll watch it with your sort
Speaker 4: of book tickets four o'clock Sunday afternoon. So two things
Speaker 4: are running at the same time. You have ce two
Speaker 4: to two nine, dad taking his kids to the cinema. However,
Speaker 4: can you see what happened here? Yes, fight Connor doesn't
Speaker 4: do his walk out. Okay, until about quarter to four
Speaker 4: in the afternoon. Johnny English is not looking good.
Speaker 6: By the times. Johnny English start four.
Speaker 4: The kids look at me. I'm looking at Connor McGregor.
Speaker 4: I'm looking back at the kid. The kids storm off
Speaker 4: slamming a door. Don't slam it's already breaking anyway, because I.
Speaker 8: Mended it, and you'll see on the couch going. I
Speaker 8: hope knocks him out in fifteen seconds.
Speaker 4: Hope someone gets knocked out in round one. Otherwise then
Speaker 4: we can go and see Johnny English. However, the fight
Speaker 4: goes on a bit. You know, by the time they've
Speaker 4: done the ring introductions and all this, it's it doesn't
Speaker 4: wrap up until half four. I have to go and
Speaker 4: make good with my daughter. But anyway, the fight itself.
Speaker 6: Say Johnny English is off altogether.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I couldn't get to see it. Still busy watching
Speaker 4: you have seen you tonight. Then I had to do
Speaker 4: the whole thing. I'm talking the other side of a
Speaker 4: slam door with the foot the other side of it.
Speaker 4: I say, hey, come on, you know, I didn't know
Speaker 4: it's going to go like this. But the fight ended
Speaker 4: really badly as well, I mean genuinely embarrassing and ugly
Speaker 4: blight for the sport when a lot of people, if
Speaker 4: you aren't a UFC fan, you think it's kind of
Speaker 4: you know, cage fighting, it's thuggery. And then you've got
Speaker 4: a guy who beats Connor McGregor, who the moment he's
Speaker 4: just choked out, he's basically choked out, Connor McGregor spits
Speaker 4: him when he's standing over him. They've called the phone,
Speaker 4: leaps over a cage, jumps into the crowd, starts wailing,
Speaker 4: trying to punch one of Connor wcgregor's sort of training
Speaker 4: partners who's been saying things trash talking him as well,
Speaker 4: and then basically chaos breaks out. Somebody else, one of
Speaker 4: Kobeb's training partners jumps into the cage, wanders over to
Speaker 4: Connor whose days it's just been choked unconscious and just
Speaker 4: you know, and submitted, and just punches him in the
Speaker 4: back of the head.
Speaker 6: Crazy. It became like a bar.
Speaker 7: Oh, it's all theater, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Three people were arrested yesterday. It's not w w WE.
Speaker 4: I mean that's the script is down to an abbey. Sorry,
Speaker 4: but my mum.
Speaker 6: Thought the same thing.
Speaker 8: Yet, don't get confused between UFC and w world really
Speaker 8: in terms of the.
Speaker 4: Realness, and so it was really really bad and it
Speaker 4: got stranger, and there was a genuine there was a
Speaker 4: you know, you got Irish people who've been drinking all
Speaker 4: day and Russian fans have been drinking all day. You know,
Speaker 4: necessarily had been drinking all that. It's gonna be trouble.
Speaker 4: But there was genuinely bad blood and it was horrible
Speaker 4: to watch. It was scary and the security guards can
Speaker 4: handle it. It was chaos breaking out there. He started
Speaker 4: frightening for people. Must have been there watching a fight.
Speaker 7: Was it as bad as Mike Tyson in the ear incident?
Speaker 4: Wow? Is? Yeah? I mean it was it was all
Speaker 4: but it was, Yeah, it was. It's really bad. But anyway,
Speaker 4: about an hour later, right, Connor's obviously a big megastar
Speaker 4: all over the world. He's got a lot of famous friends.
Speaker 4: Drake is there. This is a rapper, a professional rapper,
Speaker 4: hotline bling. He tries to get backstage to fight Kabeb
Speaker 4: as his.
Speaker 3: People, I like they're going to go.
Speaker 4: Kabeeb was just beaten the apparent number one world's best striker,
Speaker 4: Connor McGregor, in three easy rounds. He barely got into sweat.
Speaker 4: He's supposed to be terrified that the guy who sang
Speaker 4: Hotline Blink is outside and he's furious. Drake's going, guys,
Speaker 4: oh my bit tel Kabeb.
Speaker 3: Drake is here.
Speaker 6: Drakes in the car back wants to meet you after
Speaker 6: the show.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three Christian Ile.
Speaker 4: So I was watching UFC here in Melbourne yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 4: What did you do in the way of snacks because
Speaker 4: it was a long afternoon. Well, Pats has been a
Speaker 4: feeder with her gateway drug Like the first bump was
Speaker 4: on Pats. You know you got me those arnt shapes?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the barbecue shape? Are you addict? Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: I love it?
Speaker 4: The only thing I could really eat last week I
Speaker 4: had no appetite. I've lost just under five kilos.
Speaker 3: In one week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the thing the only thing I could eat
Speaker 4: was I mean, I don't know if they brought them
Speaker 4: out of some kind of weight loss scene, but it's
Speaker 4: the pizza ones. I can't get enough of the pizza ones.
Speaker 6: You've moved on from barbecue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have you.
Speaker 4: I've moved on to through the range. Is there a
Speaker 4: saddest scene in this right? So I'm all excited about
Speaker 4: watching all the fights. Yesterday afternoon, I'm in a Conor
Speaker 4: McGregor T shirt, shorts because of the beautiful weather. I'm
Speaker 4: eating that. I'm stuffing my face with those art shapes.
Speaker 4: And then when you know, when you get to the
Speaker 4: empty packet, what's waiting for you? The best bit, the vapors,
Speaker 4: the dust you empty it, not into your mouth, onto
Speaker 4: your face. I think even still, I've had a shower,
Speaker 4: but I still got a light dusting of shapes on
Speaker 4: me today.
Speaker 6: That poor new L shaped couch.
Speaker 4: It has it was trash yesterday. What's your three word weekend?
Speaker 8: Well, speaking of farting self defense class is my three
Speaker 8: word weekend?
Speaker 6: Because Bianca is.
Speaker 4: Hockey picking on you here? Has he been reminding she's
Speaker 4: been taking a lunch box again, not for me.
Speaker 8: Bianca is in a couple of weeks looking at doing
Speaker 8: an all female self defense class.
Speaker 6: She asked me on the weekend. She said, they want
Speaker 6: male volunteers to come in and be the attackers.
Speaker 8: Oh, and she wants me to come in and be
Speaker 8: one of the attackers.
Speaker 4: I've been salted because she's said that you look like
Speaker 4: someone who might leap out of an alleyway.
Speaker 7: Or is this some sort of fantasy she's playing out.
Speaker 8: For real paths she wants me and I don't want
Speaker 8: to be an attacker for that reason. I don't want
Speaker 8: them popecast.
Speaker 6: I don't want them to see me as in this scenario.
Speaker 3: This guy, he's a serial killer.
Speaker 4: Bring him out again.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be on jack, do you know?
Speaker 8: To put that in perspective, I always, as a kid
Speaker 8: felt sorry for actors who had to play a bad
Speaker 8: guy in a movie.
Speaker 4: I don't friend of mine had to play a sex
Speaker 4: offender and a TV show, right, and remember we still
Speaker 4: go out for beers and people be yelling at him,
Speaker 4: even though it's it was a dramas and EastEnders, which
Speaker 4: is a big soap in the UK, and he was
Speaker 4: a sex pest in it, you know, from a year
Speaker 4: and I used to dread going out with him into
Speaker 4: pubs because people have the few beers would go, that's that.
Speaker 4: That's that sex offender. He's an actor reading out words right,
Speaker 4: and he's gonna he's also in a cleaning product advert
Speaker 4: right now, shout him about that. It's a terrible advert.
Speaker 4: So are you going to go and do it?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 8: I want to ask you, guys, if you thought it
Speaker 8: was bad form for me to go. No, I don't
Speaker 8: want to participate.
Speaker 4: You need to do it because they need the practice.
Speaker 4: You know, this is that they want to They want
Speaker 4: to be empowered, so you need to help that.
Speaker 5: I think that's a great thing she's doing.
Speaker 8: I think it's a great thing too, But I don't
Speaker 8: want to be the bad guy and go and do it.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you one thing. You are going to get
Speaker 4: the s kicked out because all the things they need
Speaker 4: to do to defend themselves against a man involve eyes,
Speaker 4: throats and balls.
Speaker 5: Yeah, take your cricket box with your bella cla.
Speaker 6: I think the ball, of course they do, yea.
Speaker 4: Honestly, you've got a squeaky little voice anyway, can't go
Speaker 4: any higher, but it will. Honestly, they are going to
Speaker 4: line up to kick your balls into your throat.
Speaker 3: That's less than number one.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three coming.
Speaker 3: I have been ten minutes time.
Speaker 4: Your chance to go and see the world's biggest fan.
Speaker 4: It is eagles have been told by their people it's
Speaker 4: a soft that. I'd never heard that phrase before in
Speaker 4: my life. Are soft the in the eagles? Did you know, Melbourne?
Speaker 4: Did you know in telling your friends it might win
Speaker 4: tickets go and see the eagles? Don't it's the that's
Speaker 4: probably too loud. That's not a soft one, is it.
Speaker 4: That's a medium one? Soft is that's what's that?
Speaker 3: A weak one?
Speaker 8: I think the guy in the running around on the station,
Speaker 8: he's got too hard.
Speaker 4: It's very aggressive. Eagles. The eagles anyway, you can say
Speaker 4: when you wait to see them Eagles in five minutes time.
Speaker 3: Patsy, what's your three word?
Speaker 4: Weekend? Three?
Speaker 5: Hail Mary's.
Speaker 7: We went to a wedding, as I said earlier, at
Speaker 7: a place called Catamatite Christian in the bush near Yarrawenger,
Speaker 7: about three hours away anyway, for a beautiful couple friends
Speaker 7: of ours and Beck and Steve, and we're in the ceremony.
Speaker 5: Beautiful.
Speaker 4: When people do that, it's never heard of them. I mean,
Speaker 4: it's just names.
Speaker 5: I'm going to tell you the story. Anyway.
Speaker 7: We're through all the service, beautiful service, exchange fowls, rings
Speaker 7: and all the rest of it. Only the father forgot
Speaker 7: to say, you may now kiss you're bright? Oh no,
Speaker 7: So all the congregation we had to say, oh no,
Speaker 7: hang on a minute, father, and he goes, oh, I
Speaker 7: have forgotten the major thing, haven't I.
Speaker 6: What do you say?
Speaker 5: You're all dismissed or well he went, they went beside the.
Speaker 6: Microp well, now that.
Speaker 7: To sign the register and then he goes, okay, everyone
Speaker 7: be up and standing, and we're like, no, hang, like
Speaker 7: you know, to see them out.
Speaker 5: We're like, no, hang, I've got to kiss you eius.
Speaker 3: That We all know.
Speaker 4: We could almost do that ceremony off by heart, couldn't
Speaker 4: you? You know? Do you you accept that?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 4: The most important line is you may now kiss the bride.
Speaker 4: In any movie, that's the only line you ever really
Speaker 4: see it of the ceremony. He's got one job and
Speaker 4: they expected to be paid in tips at the end
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 7: And you want to see what sort of church kiss
Speaker 7: it is. Some couples go right in for the dive,
Speaker 7: and others just do like a little pick.
Speaker 6: What did you go for a path?
Speaker 5: We just did a little pick which they.
Speaker 4: Started consummating it right, went at it, did not hammer
Speaker 4: and tongs at it.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 6: Did Christian O'Connell break the shows?
Speaker 3: Ten weeks of tickets.
Speaker 4: Every morning at sept thirty am you'll chance to win
Speaker 4: tickets to the biggest shows in town. Week five and
Speaker 4: ten weeks of tickets. Started with Phil Collins, then we
Speaker 4: went Raw Alvin's Show. Then it was then it was
Speaker 4: William Shatner. Now the world's biggest band, Eagles, they are here.
Speaker 4: This is incredible's announced last week big news all over
Speaker 4: the world come into Australia. Normally they always start like
Speaker 4: in Sydney, then they come here. They may be Perth
Speaker 4: le Bristom, but the starting straight away when they come
Speaker 4: in to Australia, they come in here to Melbourne. Are
Speaker 4: the Rod Laver Arena. Tuesday the March the fifth Tickets
Speaker 4: gone sound next Monday through Ticketech. I love this two
Speaker 4: o'clock in the afternoon. Now, normally when I do these
Speaker 4: announcements it's like nine am, unsell ten am, get your
Speaker 4: tickets ten am, two o'clock in the afternoon. Obviously ticket tech,
Speaker 4: you know they want not worth too odd. On the Monday,
Speaker 4: get in, have a bit of lunch, turn the computers
Speaker 4: on the Eagles tickets, right. Thet's good a work. So
Speaker 4: it's next Monday, two pm after lunch, try and try
Speaker 4: and get your tickets. Honestly, you don't need me to
Speaker 4: tell you that is going to sell out in Nano seconds.
Speaker 4: Good luck trying to see Eagles live. You can win
Speaker 4: every single day this week at seven point thirty. It's
Speaker 4: obviously they've earned so many great hits. Let's just think
Speaker 4: about Hotel California, all right. So I had a quick
Speaker 4: Google of the weekend and there are several Hotel Californias
Speaker 4: in California and all over America. There are even several
Speaker 4: in Australia. There's a couple here in Melbourne as well.
Speaker 4: But we managed to find a Pet Hotel California in
Speaker 4: America and Barkingham Pet Hotel California. We've got Sabrina on
Speaker 4: the line right now. Good morning, Sabrina, Good morning.
Speaker 3: So you where about some America are you?
Speaker 4: Sabrina?
Speaker 13: We are in southern California.
Speaker 3: All right, And what is the time there right now?
Speaker 4: It's twenty to eight Monday morning here in Melbourne, Australia.
Speaker 4: What's it for you?
Speaker 13: It looks like it's about in the afternoon here.
Speaker 3: Okay, And you work for a pet hotel, that's correct, yes?
Speaker 3: And what are the worst behaved pets?
Speaker 4: Who? What are the pets that trash a hotel room?
Speaker 4: Who are like the the led zep of pets? Is
Speaker 4: that the dogs? Is that the cats? Is at the shitsu?
Speaker 13: It's definitely the dogs, many many different breeds, but usually
Speaker 13: I guess you can see the noisiest noisiest clients we
Speaker 13: get are usually the beagles. But the dogs who who
Speaker 13: tend to trash their rooms so to speak, sometimes can
Speaker 13: be the shepherds, but sometimes many different breeds as well.
Speaker 4: And sometimes I at any normal hotels, sometimes people might
Speaker 4: you know, hook up in the bar and go upstairs
Speaker 4: have a little bit fun. Are some of the dogs,
Speaker 4: like you know, mid doc and they're not trying to
Speaker 4: dry up the door?
Speaker 13: It happens, It definitely happens. That we do try our
Speaker 13: best to make sure to separate them right away, of course,
Speaker 13: and making sure that everybody is acting so.
Speaker 4: You can get that if you pay it extra right.
Speaker 4: Look after my guy if he wants a little bit
Speaker 4: of fun or a happy ending, you sort him out, Okay,
Speaker 4: we're not you.
Speaker 3: But anyway, okay, so how many rooms have you got there?
Speaker 13: We have about I believe fifty six.
Speaker 3: And so this is how this game is going to work.
Speaker 4: You're live on the radio station right now called Gold
Speaker 4: one I four point three, and we've got We're excited
Speaker 4: because the Eagles have come in here to Australia. Oh wow, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's great news, right.
Speaker 13: Yeah, be sad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you are now.
Speaker 4: Part of the game. Are about to We're about to
Speaker 4: give a pair of Eagles tickets away to go and
Speaker 4: see the world's biggest band, so that a lot of
Speaker 4: people are going to try and play this game.
Speaker 13: Okay, cool, any help, I've.
Speaker 4: Not thought this through.
Speaker 3: What needs you to do?
Speaker 4: Then? So how many rooms did you say?
Speaker 7: You've got about fifty six?
Speaker 4: Fifty six? We need to be precise, let's say fifty
Speaker 4: six pet rooms. Now, the tickets to go and see
Speaker 4: the Eagles are in one of those rooms, aren't they?
Speaker 13: You say, yes, yes, that is correct, right.
Speaker 4: I need you don't tell me out loud. I need
Speaker 4: you to think and write it down, plide it down.
Speaker 4: What room are the tickets in? Don't tell me now
Speaker 4: on air because people will call in and try and guess. Okay,
Speaker 4: but you think of it in your mind A room numb.
Speaker 3: Okay, you've got one, got it?
Speaker 13: I got it?
Speaker 4: Is it your favorite number?
Speaker 13: It is?
Speaker 4: I thought you might go that way. Okay, write it down. Okay,
Speaker 4: what we're gonna do now, then, Sabrina, I'm going to
Speaker 4: get people to call in on nine four one four
Speaker 4: one oh four three. They're gonna come on there and
Speaker 4: they're gonna go to you, Sabrina at the Pet Hotel California.
Speaker 4: Are the tickets in room number three? And then you'll
Speaker 4: tell them whether or not that is the room with
Speaker 4: the tickets in. Okay, I know this is very strange
Speaker 4: and you're doing really really well. Okay, are you up
Speaker 4: for this?
Speaker 13: I'm definitely up for this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, brilliant. Are there people queuing up with pets
Speaker 4: to check the men or are we at a quiet
Speaker 4: time Sunday afternoon?
Speaker 13: No, it's pretty quiet right now.
Speaker 4: Great you, Sabrina. All right, Sabrina, you're doing a great job.
Speaker 3: Stay there, Sabrina, right, Okay, no problem.
Speaker 4: How do we think this is going to go? Let's
Speaker 4: find out? Call in then, are, Sabrina, which are rooms
Speaker 4: you think the tickets are at the bat Hotel.
Speaker 6: There's a one in fifty six cheen here a while, guys.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast. Sure, oh, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point.
Speaker 3: Three ten weeks of tickets.
Speaker 4: We are midway through our ten weeks then, and this
Speaker 4: week it's the world's biggest band. So excited we're going
Speaker 4: to give you the chance to go and see the
Speaker 4: world's biggest band, the Eagles live when they come here
Speaker 4: to Melbourne in March. Tickets go and see through ticket
Speaker 4: to next Monday at two o'clock in the afternoon. And also,
Speaker 4: if you've seen any reviews, go online. People are raving
Speaker 4: about this tour. They are not phoning it in. It's incredible,
Speaker 4: So you can win your way there. And the way
Speaker 4: we're doing this then I hope with good intentions this
Speaker 4: is going to work. So Hotel California thought, we're trying
Speaker 4: to do something today with Hotel California. Biggest selling single
Speaker 4: and love all time, and so we have a Hotel
Speaker 4: California in America right now on the line. It's a
Speaker 4: pet Hotel California. Jack's had a look at the website.
Speaker 4: Some of the things that your pets.
Speaker 6: Can do there as well as accommodation in grooming.
Speaker 8: They have a wellness spar so you don't can get
Speaker 8: a massage, streaming force to getting.
Speaker 4: In like a chikuzzi going come on in bitches.
Speaker 3: Is a gym. He's on the pec deck.
Speaker 4: I've got to shape up. My backside is huge at
Speaker 4: the moment. The guinea pigs are on the old running wheel.
Speaker 4: It's not running machine, it's a running wheel.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 4: Anyway, we've got Sabrina's on the line. She's live at
Speaker 4: the California pat Hotel right now. Sabrina, welcome back, thank you,
Speaker 4: thank you so much. We've just been to have a
Speaker 4: look at the website. You've got like a wellness spa
Speaker 4: there and a gym for the pets.
Speaker 13: We do, yes, we have you know, grooming, daycare, boarding, gym, service, swimming.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, so it's a wealth service star here.
Speaker 4: And do some of the pets. Sometimes later night they've
Speaker 4: got munchies. They're trying to do uber eats or anything
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 13: They do. They try to at least love it all.
Speaker 4: Right then, So, Sabrina, Sabrina, how many rooms again at
Speaker 4: the California Hotel there are how many rooms?
Speaker 13: Fifty six?
Speaker 4: And Sabrina has placed a pair of these tickets to
Speaker 4: go and see the Eagles live in one of the rooms.
Speaker 4: You've got to guess what the room is. But hates
Speaker 4: this feature of come up today. She's just like, can't
Speaker 4: we just the room that's nearest, the one that she's got. No,
Speaker 4: we won't move on, even if we're here for an
Speaker 4: hour until which someone's called in with the right room.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to the lines. Nathan, you're up first.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Nathan, good morning. Gods are pretty good, so
Speaker 4: caen to see if this is going to work. Nathan,
Speaker 4: what room do you think the Eagles tickets are in?
Speaker 6: Lucky number eleven?
Speaker 3: Lucky number eleven, Sabrina? Are they in room number eleven?
Speaker 13: They are not in room eleven?
Speaker 4: All right, I have like Nathan.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Helen.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning, Good morning, Helen. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Good luck.
Speaker 4: You want to win Eagles tickets? What room do you
Speaker 4: think they're in?
Speaker 13: My lucky number thirty five?
Speaker 4: Thirty five?
Speaker 13: They are in there, Sabrina, No, not thirty five.
Speaker 4: Okay, just out of interest? What animal is in room
Speaker 4: thirty five at the moment? Can you look at your book.
Speaker 13: Yeah, let me see, let me see our actually pick
Speaker 13: that room is empty right now?
Speaker 4: Oh right, okay, all right, we got Jacob the line.
Speaker 4: What's your lucky number? What are you going for? Mate?
Speaker 14: Yes, good morning, My partner room has signed at shoes
Speaker 14: number seven.
Speaker 4: Room number seven. Are the tickets there?
Speaker 13: They are not in room seven?
Speaker 4: Oh tough like Jake. All right, let's go to Susan.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Susan, Morning Susan. What room number are you
Speaker 4: going for?
Speaker 3: Twenty seven twenty seven?
Speaker 4: A room twenty seven?
Speaker 13: Nop? Not twenty seven either.
Speaker 4: Okay, can you just tell me about the way. What
Speaker 4: animal is in room number twenty.
Speaker 6: Seven twenty seven?
Speaker 13: We had a shit.
Speaker 4: To thank you? Please on the line. Good morning, Faye,
Speaker 4: morning by all right, Faye. What room number do you
Speaker 4: think the tickets are in?
Speaker 15: Twenty three?
Speaker 3: Twenty three? Sabrina?
Speaker 13: Nope, not twenty three twenty three?
Speaker 4: What is in room twenty three? Is that occupied?
Speaker 13: Twenty three is not occupied at the moment.
Speaker 4: Oh, he still got plenty vacancies there. All right.
Speaker 13: Hi, Good morning, Christian, Good.
Speaker 4: Morning, Charmagne. I hope you're well. You're live in gold
Speaker 4: one O four point three. Let's try and win you
Speaker 4: some Eagles tickets. What room do you think they're in?
Speaker 13: Room number five?
Speaker 3: Number five?
Speaker 15: Nope?
Speaker 13: Not number five.
Speaker 4: Oh I thought there's that little pause there.
Speaker 3: John, Good morning John.
Speaker 4: What room do you think they're in?
Speaker 9: I believe in room number eight, room number.
Speaker 4: Eight, Sabrina, are they there not yet?
Speaker 12: Not?
Speaker 4: It not eight? Okay, Leanne, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning Leanne.
Speaker 4: And are you big Eagles fan? Yes? I am.
Speaker 9: I love them very very much.
Speaker 4: She said, great news they're coming.
Speaker 9: Yes, awesome news.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right. And what room number do you think
Speaker 4: they're in?
Speaker 3: Number fourteen? Fourteen?
Speaker 4: Close?
Speaker 13: But nope, not fourteen.
Speaker 4: Oh it's a little clue there. Let's go to Lisa.
Speaker 4: Does that help Lisa out? Good morning Lisa? Hi, are
Speaker 4: you ah pretty good?
Speaker 3: Lisa?
Speaker 4: What room do you think the tickets are in?
Speaker 3: I'm lucky for some I'm thirteen, Sabrina. Are they in
Speaker 3: room thirteen?
Speaker 13: Thirteen? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What tickets?
Speaker 4: Not to see Eagles life? Well done, Lisa, Lisa, you
Speaker 4: lucky thing. Before the tickets go on sale, you can
Speaker 4: You've won tickets to go and see the Eagles life.
Speaker 4: Are you taking with you? Mate?
Speaker 7: Sorry?
Speaker 4: You're going to take with you?
Speaker 7: Probably my partner.
Speaker 12: I've seen them before, but absolutely said hastic.
Speaker 4: Their voices are just so good. I still got it.
Speaker 11: I absolutely love them really great.
Speaker 4: All right, well done, Lisa, Hey, Sabrina, big round pause.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much for playing along this morning. Okay,
Speaker 4: you have a good week.
Speaker 13: Absolutely you too. Thank you.
Speaker 6: Hey.
Speaker 4: By the way, Sabrina, what other animal is in room
Speaker 4: thirteen or is that occupied?
Speaker 13: Room thirteen is actually a big one.
Speaker 4: And as we found out earlier, those they trash the room.
Speaker 4: All right, thank you very much for playing. I forget
Speaker 4: the Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. You can tune in any time.
Speaker 4: You can never leave sound that all week. Thank you.
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Speaker 4: Over the weekend, to try and get better, to try
Speaker 4: and return myself to the right state to come and
Speaker 4: do this show, I went out of time. Massage okay,
Speaker 4: and it's brilliant massage. And I've been before. They're fantastic.
Speaker 4: They do the best massage in the oldther ties. They're
Speaker 4: training it and it's incredible. However, at the end of it,
Speaker 4: I was obviously sort of in a nice stay and
Speaker 4: the lady went, you know, all I had was a
Speaker 4: herbal tea. I said, oh I love this. There's a
Speaker 4: herbal tea. Wait for me. I get off the bed.
Speaker 4: That's a workout at the end of a massage as well,
Speaker 4: when you got trying, and you should call mustres to
Speaker 4: get off that. Lord, you have to sort of rock
Speaker 4: yourself into it because you've been lying there for an hour,
Speaker 4: and so you know, I must to stand up a
Speaker 4: little bit light headed. And I see there's a bowl
Speaker 4: with a liquid in. I thought this must be what
Speaker 4: she mentioned. So I have a big old gulp because
Speaker 4: I'm a bit dehydrated. And as I think this is
Speaker 4: really thick and oily, and as I'm bringing it back
Speaker 4: up and perfumed that I drank too a big golp
Speaker 4: of the massage oil. But she'd had her hands in
Speaker 4: for an hour rubbing.
Speaker 7: Me and used before you.
Speaker 8: It's not a wretch going back, you mean woman, And
Speaker 8: so I didn't do the trick.
Speaker 6: Do you feel better?
Speaker 4: Oh? Well, I don't have to go a toilet. I
Speaker 4: was starting to throw up and that last week and
Speaker 4: they blessed them. They're such polite people. The tie. She
Speaker 4: was trying not to laugh in my face and her
Speaker 4: assistant put her hand up to her mouth and was like,
Speaker 4: and I said, as you can't laugh, And I thought
Speaker 4: that was that. She went, no, we're just making you
Speaker 4: the herbal cheese. What I said, she just that's oil.
Speaker 4: You've drank the massage oil all afternoon.
Speaker 3: You know what, I'm so perfumed.
Speaker 4: I did a little bup, you know the next door.
Speaker 4: I paused the bloody stuff because you're not meant to
Speaker 4: drink the massage oil. I just thought it was heavy,
Speaker 4: thick liquid. So this morning, I want to know things
Speaker 4: you've accidentally had in your mouth, because sometimes you must
Speaker 4: have accellently eaten something or drunk something which really wasn't
Speaker 4: designed to go in your mouth. Have either of you
Speaker 4: two ever done that where you've had something you're not
Speaker 4: meant to have and put it in your mouth.
Speaker 7: Chris accidentally ate our old dogs arthritis tablets once I
Speaker 7: had them shoved.
Speaker 4: How did he do that?
Speaker 5: Well, he got very sneaky.
Speaker 7: Not my husband, but the dog in he had to
Speaker 7: have regular medication. The poor old thing was it was
Speaker 7: you and I put it in a bit of cabana.
Speaker 3: What man could resist?
Speaker 5: Steven now and shoved it in the fridge.
Speaker 7: It was for the next morning. I used to have
Speaker 7: to you know, prep it ahead of time. So Chris
Speaker 7: got home from work and he loves cured meat and
Speaker 7: thought he'd help himself. And I said, where's Joe's medication
Speaker 7: And he said, I don't know, and I said, well,
Speaker 7: it was in that bit of cabana. He said, oh,
Speaker 7: I ate that about five minutes ago. So I had
Speaker 7: to ring the vet and just check that it was
Speaker 7: okay for human consumption.
Speaker 4: Great tell us, Just though, did Chris have these side effects?
Speaker 4: That his coat look amazing?
Speaker 5: He's a starteris was fit.
Speaker 4: He's sleeping around, he's a reborn man.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 4: Then what have you accidentally had in your mouth? Doesn't
Speaker 4: sound right? But anyway, what if you accidentally had in
Speaker 4: your mouth? Give us a cool this morning Melbourne.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell and Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 4: So what have you accidentally in vibe? What have you
Speaker 4: accidentally had in your mouth? Nine four one four one
Speaker 4: o four three Kim, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 13: I just wanted to say I love this show.
Speaker 9: Thank you so much, Oh blessed, Thanks Kim, It's awesome.
Speaker 15: So one don't. I just getting together with family to
Speaker 15: have a few drinks and was sitting outside and you know,
Speaker 15: with Jim lighting, and we had nibbles, cheese and biscuits
Speaker 15: and nuts and I got through like they said. I
Speaker 15: said to my sister, don't buy this again. They're rubbish
Speaker 15: and we turn the light on it with my brother
Speaker 15: in law's all PIDs.
Speaker 4: Chewy, little bit tangy.
Speaker 14: Should not be moist have on you can't yourself.
Speaker 4: Oh no, they're not. They're not the nuts you want
Speaker 4: in your mouth. Kim, Kim, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: She called there.
Speaker 12: Kate, good morning, Hello, Hello, Yes, I accidentally drank oil paint.
Speaker 3: Wow, how do you do that?
Speaker 12: I was looking for a cup of tea and I
Speaker 12: grabbed the wrong cup.
Speaker 6: Smell o, Kate. I mean so it's so strong.
Speaker 12: The entire room smells like oil paint. When you've been
Speaker 12: painted for twenty minutes, right, you lose.
Speaker 3: The sense of smell. The distinction is everything. Kate. That's
Speaker 3: a great one. Have a good day mate, Ebony. Yes, hello, yes, Ebany.
Speaker 4: What if you accidentally had in your mouth?
Speaker 15: It wasn't It was my husband.
Speaker 8: My daughter had waken up.
Speaker 7: My two year old daughter had waken up early one morning,
Speaker 7: so we put her in bed with us in the
Speaker 7: hopes of getting a bit more sleep.
Speaker 12: And she rolled over and vomited all over my.
Speaker 4: Husband and he got it in his mouth. Oh no, oh, no,
Speaker 4: No one should start the day or in the day
Speaker 4: with their kids vomit in their mouth. Oh god, Oh
Speaker 4: that's making me he that is rough, all right, thank
Speaker 4: you very much. Cool, keep this coming on nine four
Speaker 4: one four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 4: Right now, after I accidentally drank a lot of massage
Speaker 4: oil at the weekend. If I was five, you'd understand
Speaker 4: me saying that. But the factors aren't exposed grown up.
Speaker 4: So one of the what have you accidentally had in
Speaker 4: your mouth? That's some great stories so far. And email
Speaker 4: here from someone who's listening to the show right now.
Speaker 4: What's he remain? Anonymous works in one of the emergency
Speaker 4: services here in Melbourne, and he said, when he was
Speaker 4: a teenager, him and his buddy, we're about to go
Speaker 4: out for the night and he suddenly noticed that his
Speaker 4: friend had a give one of those spots where they
Speaker 4: have like a white head, you know, a spot on
Speaker 4: your mate's face. Yeah, it's got like a white head
Speaker 4: to it. Said, we better squeeze that before you go out. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he squeezes, it goes into his mouth.
Speaker 8: Ah, at least the volume is small.
Speaker 4: It's a strong, like homeopathic dough. Since your mate's passing
Speaker 4: your mouth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Josie, no, Jody.
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 3: Hi, Good morning, Christian goome on and Jody.
Speaker 4: I hope you're well this morning, and you've had a
Speaker 4: great weekend. What have you accidentally had in your mouth?
Speaker 12: I've had a seat cucumber in my mouth, a sea cucumber.
Speaker 3: What was that doing in your mouth?
Speaker 12: Well, it sounds pretty innocent, doesn't it. I was just
Speaker 12: having a little paddle in the sea and along floats
Speaker 12: this thing that looks like a pickle. And I can't remember,
Speaker 12: but I must have been a bit tekish at the time,
Speaker 12: and I've picked it up and taken a crunch. What
Speaker 12: it was crunchy like, It was exactly like a pickle.
Speaker 12: It was salty, but it had a slightly fishy taste.
Speaker 16: And toody, who does this?
Speaker 4: And there's nothing in the sea that I'd go, oh, yummy,
Speaker 4: yummy tea, some snacks that God's provided for me this.
Speaker 12: Time of the day.
Speaker 8: But Jody, even if it was a real pickle and
Speaker 8: it was just floating in the ocean wide, would you
Speaker 8: take as.
Speaker 12: I said, I must have been hungry. But then my
Speaker 12: partner at the time has come up to me and said,
Speaker 12: what are you doing. I said, I'm just having a
Speaker 12: bite of this and I was crunching and he said,
Speaker 12: that's cucumber. That's a that's a fish like, it's a
Speaker 12: living thing.
Speaker 4: What did it taste?
Speaker 12: And immediately felt sick, But it actually didn't taste too bad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a little bit of cuce or something next time,
Speaker 4: have that in the other hand, or a little backpacker
Speaker 4: for your out there women.
Speaker 3: All right, Jody, thank you very much. You call me Peter.
Speaker 4: Ah going well, Pete and uh, Pete, I'm.
Speaker 14: Still laughing after that last school?
Speaker 4: Who does that? All right? Pete? What have you had
Speaker 4: in your mouth? Made?
Speaker 3: I had a European war, a European wasp.
Speaker 4: Wow culture there with a European was Pete? Your fancy
Speaker 4: little guy? You're just an Australian wasp. You go further abroad,
Speaker 4: a European wasp, a wasp of culture.
Speaker 14: Yeah, we're on a four day dirt bike ride up
Speaker 14: the country and at the back of bright And we
Speaker 14: stopped into the local pub for lunch and got myself
Speaker 14: a hot dog. I'd almost finished it when all of
Speaker 14: a sudden I nosed it was getting very spicy. And
Speaker 14: then I thought, no, this is a spice. This is
Speaker 14: actually hurting. And here's this European wasp covered in mayonnaise
Speaker 14: and mustard and and and then my mouth starts swelling up,
Speaker 14: my tongue swelled up.
Speaker 4: I was sort of talking, but Pete, tell me this,
Speaker 4: How do you know it was a European wasp?
Speaker 16: Oh?
Speaker 14: After I spat it out, I could see where it was.
Speaker 14: It was just slitting there on the covering tomato, sauce
Speaker 14: and mayonnaise.
Speaker 4: And that did they dressed?
Speaker 3: Definitely?
Speaker 4: I mean, what does a you how does it look?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 14: Not the one you've sayn them where.
Speaker 6: It sucks with sandals.
Speaker 4: The heat. Yeah, like us Europeans. Okay, all right, thanks Bete, Christine.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 4: All right, Christine? What have you accidentally putting in your mouth?
Speaker 12: The panther and which is used for a lot of things,
Speaker 12: but this was a tattoo cream?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, used that before? Yeah, use it well and
Speaker 4: nipple bums, Yes, exactly right, but not in your mouth.
Speaker 11: The same same sized tube as the toothpaste, and I've
Speaker 11: just picked that up put it on toothbrush, not watching
Speaker 11: what I'm doing.
Speaker 13: And you know, it's really oily, so it's really.
Speaker 4: Hard to get off, thick coating on your teeth like
Speaker 4: some kind of enamel.
Speaker 16: Oh yeah, all.
Speaker 4: Right, Christine, thank you very much. Just try one last one. Anna, Hi, Anna,
Speaker 4: what have you accidentally put in your mouth?
Speaker 2: Well it wasn't me.
Speaker 16: I'm actually quite thankful it wasn't, but it was my
Speaker 16: aunt and she's a definitely a stay at home mum.
Speaker 16: So she was preparing lunches, making a tailet stand, which
Speaker 16: is that's all great and well, and then she changes
Speaker 16: the baby diaper and five minutes later she realizes a
Speaker 16: smear of the tailler on her hand down. Yah, yeah, no, no,
Speaker 16: thank you. As far as the worst thing I've ever
Speaker 16: had was you've went a prime. If you've got turtles
Speaker 16: there filter pumps, and I got a mouthful of turtle
Speaker 16: excretion and dead fish guts. So that's my best ever.
Speaker 4: Effort, right, and thank you very much. Producers come to
Speaker 4: the studio right now. We didn't need any of that
Speaker 4: fish guts and then poop and then turtle poop as well.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: So this morning on trying to build a house.
Speaker 4: In the house is made up various rooms of your
Speaker 4: unfinished tasks and projects that you're supposed to have done.
Speaker 4: Maybe everything started it. So my house at the moment,
Speaker 4: my wife ordered one of these leg Masters. Some shopping channel,
Speaker 4: you know, the ones, was like a fifteen minute advert
Speaker 4: for it. So it's not just a workout thing so
Speaker 4: in way of life and oh you do this with it,
Speaker 4: and it's also fun to me. I watch TV and
Speaker 4: I'm on it, and I don't even feel like I'm
Speaker 4: working out anyway. This thing that I'm supposed to have
Speaker 4: built it three weeks ago, it's still it's not even
Speaker 4: come out of the box yet. So I'm running out
Speaker 4: of excuses now. So there's the leg Master. Also an
Speaker 4: interior kitchen door that's been broken for about two months
Speaker 4: now that I'm supposed to have prepared. Haven't got round
Speaker 4: to that. And then a new one I just remember now.
Speaker 4: Over the weekend went to start the barbie and there's
Speaker 4: a hissing noise from the gas canister and the stink
Speaker 4: of gas, and so I don't know what's going on there.
Speaker 4: You got a leak, Yeah, obviously got the leak, but
Speaker 4: I couldn't work out what it was. And I did
Speaker 4: the thing where you get some hot soapy waters around
Speaker 4: to try and fowl find out where it is in
Speaker 4: the valve or the pipe.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't think that's when you just leave and put
Speaker 6: your feet up. A week and a go. I'll get
Speaker 6: around to.
Speaker 4: That, all right.
Speaker 3: So next to the leg master then sat the gas leak.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 4: So we're trying to build a house. Then, of your
Speaker 4: unfinished projects? What have you got to donate to a house?
Speaker 4: Nine four one four one oh four three of those
Speaker 4: half done jobs around the house, Scotty, Come on in, guys,
Speaker 4: there were I'm pretty good, Scott. I hope you have
Speaker 4: a nice week, and welcome to the Showmate went to wrestling.
Speaker 4: It's fantastic, Thank you very much. And Scott, what have
Speaker 4: you got for our house of unfinished projects?
Speaker 16: Uh, that's only a small job.
Speaker 8: I've bought built a house in the backyard three years ago,
Speaker 8: been living it for the whole time.
Speaker 16: But I still haven't installed the toilet roll holder for
Speaker 16: the upstairs toilet.
Speaker 4: We've done so well you you but a home in
Speaker 4: your backyards?
Speaker 16: Yeah, there was huge, huge hues we hit the space
Speaker 16: in the backyard, so well do we just do it
Speaker 16: and then?
Speaker 4: But you haven't put the lou roll over. That's the
Speaker 4: last thing to do with a toilet roll holder.
Speaker 16: Still haven't done it.
Speaker 4: All right, thank you very much, Scotty, have a good
Speaker 4: week two.
Speaker 13: You guys everyone, What.
Speaker 4: Have you still got? Your mom?
Speaker 8: Mum and dad still don't have the toilet roll holder
Speaker 8: on and they don't have the screws in the bottom
Speaker 8: of the toilet to fix.
Speaker 6: It to the floor, so you have to like try
Speaker 6: and so you have to sit.
Speaker 8: Down very precisely because it's and slowly. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 8: sitting on a chair, you know when a chair leg
Speaker 8: is uneven and.
Speaker 6: Bobble back and forth. That's like what's sitting on our.
Speaker 4: Toilets almost sort of balanced boards or that you're upright
Speaker 4: paddle boarding or something.
Speaker 8: But you sat down so if you had to rush in,
Speaker 8: you could almost bowl it over, like if you're running
Speaker 8: in sit on the toilet with too much force one
Speaker 8: way you would lean it over.
Speaker 4: But also sometimes you know, if you're in and there's
Speaker 4: some business and you need to be more effort or something,
Speaker 4: I'm worried down, a little bit of shift to the
Speaker 4: right or something, and you could loosen it. So how
Speaker 4: long has it been like that?
Speaker 8: Since I had the Nay five, I would have been
Speaker 8: ten years old.
Speaker 4: I can see where you get it from. Then, then,
Speaker 4: what have you got your unfinished jobs for our house?
Speaker 4: Nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 4: Tell me what? You don't have to do much these
Speaker 4: days to make some kind of accidental mistake. There's modern
Speaker 4: worlds for you know what the kind of the right
Speaker 4: thing is? These days? It's too much going on. I
Speaker 4: just I think I've just upset somebody on the team,
Speaker 4: just by going out to go to the toilet and
Speaker 4: walking past the team out there, Jack, what did you say?
Speaker 4: I didn't do anything. I just think this modern world, well,
Speaker 4: I didn't mean to upset anyone. You know, I'm not
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 6: I'm looking out into the gallery to see tears, you know.
Speaker 4: I'm just you know, I'm a polaroid guy in this
Speaker 4: modern world. But anyway, I'm walking back from the toilet.
Speaker 4: Tommy Bananas, who does all our filming. He goes, hey, Christian,
Speaker 4: do you use Strava?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 4: And this is an app for mapping your runs or
Speaker 4: if you go cycling.
Speaker 3: It's brilliant.
Speaker 4: I've been using it for years. And I go, yeah,
Speaker 4: I do, and carry on, and then I got this
Speaker 4: horble feeling. Was I meant to then sort of invite
Speaker 4: him or tell him what my loggin is? Or if
Speaker 4: I offended Tommy?
Speaker 6: Did you assume that he wasn't a runner?
Speaker 4: Well, no, I just didn't think it was. Then meant
Speaker 4: it was an he was hoping then he was angling that.
Speaker 4: I go, oh, yeah, I'm Bobby Knuckles.
Speaker 8: You know Facebook, it's like a sports person's Facebook. Maybe
Speaker 8: you will become friends.
Speaker 4: With I didn't know, you know, would you if he'd
Speaker 4: have asked you if you were Strava, would you think
Speaker 4: to say.
Speaker 8: Okay, Tom, yes I am on stray. But if you
Speaker 8: want to see how I did around the ten get
Speaker 8: out of here years ago, I'll let you.
Speaker 3: Join Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom talked to us here.
Speaker 4: What's what's happened? If I upset you.
Speaker 11: No, I've got to say I wasn't actually upset, but Sophie,
Speaker 11: who I work with, was just looking out for me,
Speaker 11: and she was worried that one.
Speaker 4: She's like, you know what she is, she's at the
Speaker 4: shop Steward here, I just OK, I've read the employee
Speaker 4: Hamburg and Christian's abauty human rights. So let's get him
Speaker 4: fired and send him back home. So were you hoping
Speaker 4: that I would invite you to join me on Strava?
Speaker 11: Well, I mean that would be nice, but that's not
Speaker 11: what I was getting at.
Speaker 4: Be honest with me. Were you if I set you here? Tom?
Speaker 11: I wasn't, But I'm going to follow you now. I'm
Speaker 11: going to hold you to it.
Speaker 6: No, Tom, what were you angling at?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 6: Do you think he should get in more shape? You
Speaker 6: think he looked in good shape?
Speaker 11: Yeah, he's looking in good shape, especially after how he's
Speaker 11: been sick and he's lost a few kill.
Speaker 3: Tell you what I feel ripped?
Speaker 4: You know? So you weren't angling when you said, am
Speaker 4: I on strave You weren't angling for me to invite
Speaker 4: you to join anything.
Speaker 11: I wasn't, But I feel like now we should be
Speaker 11: friends on Strava.
Speaker 4: Hey on, let me get the view here of head
Speaker 4: of social media for this Radi station, Sophie, Sophia. It's
Speaker 4: a brave new world out there, and you know, have
Speaker 4: I made a mistake if I offended someone? Am I
Speaker 4: now hashtag on lying around the world.
Speaker 7: I just found it strange that you didn't volunteer to
Speaker 7: become friends.
Speaker 4: Right, Okay, So if anyone asked me about if I'm
Speaker 4: on any app, grinder or whatever, I should go, I'm not.
Speaker 3: But it's my speaking of wish.
Speaker 6: That just reminds me how long have we worked together?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 6: Four months?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Only just this weekend? Did you start following me on Instagram?
Speaker 3: Him at a spare time? Last week?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 4: Three quick question, what do you think Pats is happier
Speaker 4: talking about postcode bingo or ten k? There a big work.
Speaker 4: I've got my suspicions you don't care for post co bingo?
Speaker 5: Oh no not, It's all right.
Speaker 7: It's easier to say than ten K that one doesn't
Speaker 7: feel this, you know, because she used to love all
Speaker 7: that and the accountants are going crazy again.
Speaker 4: Christians Pommy check books, been taught all that nothing, But
Speaker 4: you can't get into what's that motivation?
Speaker 6: You can't find your angle on the think about it today?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 4: You tomorrow, Patsy, get too creative.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I feel like we've now opened another door.
Speaker 4: Good news everyone. Today is World Octopus Day. We all
Speaker 4: knew it.
Speaker 3: Your your reminders have gone off on your phone.
Speaker 4: Today.
Speaker 3: Today is World Octopus Day.
Speaker 4: And today we're doing at work time waste seafood movies.
Speaker 4: I know none of those two things make sense. Who
Speaker 4: cares seafood movies? I've got natural prawn killers very good? Uh, Clambusters?
Speaker 4: What's that classic war movie? The dam Busters?
Speaker 6: Clan Busters as Ghostbusters?
Speaker 4: And you've gone just try to clam in there. Life
Speaker 4: Life of Paiella. Oh yeah, ever, yeah, this is a
Speaker 4: new movie. A Star is prawn, Oh Bradley and Lady Gaga.
Speaker 16: Huh?
Speaker 3: A star is porn.
Speaker 4: And whisky business, bisky business, risky business, Tom Cruise Early,
Speaker 4: Tom cruisemer bis.
Speaker 5: Bisk seafood a fish delicacy.
Speaker 4: Did you go to school at you never heard of
Speaker 4: bisk dish?
Speaker 6: What's in it?
Speaker 5: Sefood?
Speaker 3: Sam Star?
Speaker 4: All right, what have you got for seafood movies.
Speaker 3: Obviously nothing to do it.
Speaker 8: Bisk I've got some seafood of my own, made up
Speaker 8: Lord of the Calamari rings m Come on, feels.
Speaker 3: A bit post code bingo.
Speaker 8: I know what you squid last summer and you're racking
Speaker 8: the goals. Avatartar sauce.
Speaker 4: Ah, that's good as well, all right.
Speaker 6: Third and final one a Tata sauce.
Speaker 4: All right, send us yours and seafood movies. The back
Speaker 4: is the up, white time waste. Still look forward to
Speaker 4: marking the ten minutes time oh four seven five O
Speaker 4: three one O four three oh four seven five O
Speaker 4: three one O four three. You need to google now,
Speaker 4: bisk put.
Speaker 6: Some Tatar sauce on abisk.
Speaker 1: Clever the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 4: Have you look what a biskit is on Google? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Wikipedia says a bisk is a traditional Yazidi ceremony involving
Speaker 8: the first haircut.
Speaker 4: No, that's a Jewish thing, it's no.
Speaker 6: The menefood is seafood dish.
Speaker 4: The bisk b i s k like a soupy kind
Speaker 4: of thing, isn't it.
Speaker 7: Pats, Yeah, it's like it's like a Moossy's.
Speaker 4: Isn't it like a seafood seafood moss I'd say soup.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it can be run.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and do you feel about clam chowder?
Speaker 5: Love it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: In Memphis foot.
Speaker 6: Is it is a bisk different.
Speaker 7: Yes, the showder is like a chunky stewite.
Speaker 4: You know what I might start to do is fill
Speaker 4: up my protein shake taken to chim I might just
Speaker 4: fill up with clam chowder and to start using that. Yeah, guys,
Speaker 4: get on this little health kick. All right, So on
Speaker 4: World octabus a World Octopus Day. Then, by the way,
Speaker 4: spot Price we got this week, go and see the
Speaker 4: great cheap trick. They're here at the Palais October the fifteenth,
Speaker 4: the brilliant cheat trick. I love the song Surrender. So
Speaker 4: for the best one we get there every day. Then
Speaker 4: keep an eye side Price. All right, it's World Octopus Day.
Speaker 4: Seafood movies, Flaking takes a nanosecond a drop in Amanda
Speaker 4: and Rosebud, well done, wolver Breen.
Speaker 6: I don't know a brain fish.
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course there's a fish seafood movies.
Speaker 3: Wolver Brain is good.
Speaker 4: Silver Shane, He's not going to go and see a
Speaker 4: chip trick. Is he nes came on? Ok?
Speaker 6: Home abalone, but is it abalony?
Speaker 4: Yeah home abaloney Yeah.
Speaker 6: But then it's not really right.
Speaker 4: Bronze Bream were America World Police. That's good one. John
Speaker 4: and Croyd and that's good. Raiders of the Lost.
Speaker 8: Shark that's better. One that everybody knows a shark Gold.
Speaker 4: You already know about three fish, Nemo shark, that's it.
Speaker 3: The man who sued cod.
Speaker 6: That's good.
Speaker 4: Silver Paul in schools be well done, the School of Rock, Lobster,
Speaker 4: Gold Luke and Bayswater Clambo instead of Rambo.
Speaker 6: That's my favorite so far.
Speaker 4: Gold plus also on the same person, Honey shrunk the Squids,
Speaker 4: Double gold.
Speaker 3: For that person.
Speaker 6: Double gold.
Speaker 4: The karates good, that's great as well.
Speaker 3: Gold plus Maza and Crambourne.
Speaker 4: The Prawn Supremacy from Lea and Hobber's crossing, Silver Kill krill.
Speaker 6: Or krill Bill. They could have done, but they chose
Speaker 6: what they chose.
Speaker 3: Jack.
Speaker 4: We make our choices in life, don't we You know?
Speaker 4: We were defined by them? Perch perfect, said a pitch
Speaker 4: perfect perch fish.
Speaker 6: No you never, He doesn't really know.
Speaker 4: Sounds like you live on a giant Island and Honey,
Speaker 4: I know we've done that one mackerel to the future
Speaker 4: not close enough? All right? When Harry met sushi for rabbit.
Speaker 3: Rabbit does work? All right?
Speaker 4: Then who's got the tickets? Who's off the cheap trick?
Speaker 4: What's today's best in show?
Speaker 6: Honey, I shrunk the squids?
Speaker 4: Right, Okay, well done, Leah.
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Speaker 4: Well, I feelt like I became a proper Melbourne over
Speaker 4: the week, got my first parking fine.
Speaker 5: Ah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but one hundred and sixty one dollars.
Speaker 7: Or you parked they stung years. They're normally like eighty bucks.
Speaker 7: Wasn't a clear way now it's more.
Speaker 4: Well, the reason why I have a parking ticket is
Speaker 4: because your parking signs are indecipherable. You need to be
Speaker 4: you need to be working as a codebreak at the pensacon.
Speaker 3: They winn't work it out.
Speaker 4: Hang on a minute. Why it's It's like a crust
Speaker 4: of arms is divided into four quadrants. In the top
Speaker 4: left hand there's something with like a dollar sign, and
Speaker 4: another one there's one till four and a peace sign.
Speaker 4: Then what's this in a bottom right hand corner. So
Speaker 4: I just parked the car.
Speaker 6: You need that machine. You need that machine he built
Speaker 6: in the imitation game.
Speaker 8: Always picking trying to figure out Banker has the same argument.
Speaker 8: She says, I never know what's going on. She'll take
Speaker 8: a photo where if I'm not with her, she'll take
Speaker 8: a photo and go.
Speaker 6: Can I park where I've parked and take a photo?
Speaker 4: I might start doing that with you. It's a parking bay.
Speaker 5: I'd appeal it.
Speaker 4: Can you represent in court?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 6: Does that ever work? To write the letter?
Speaker 8: I always always my first thought is I'm going to
Speaker 8: write the letter, and then I never get around.
Speaker 5: You generally get like one chance. I've got off a few.
Speaker 5: It depends what municipality it is.
Speaker 7: City of Melbourne's pretty hard bayside.
Speaker 6: That's why and sixty I try it.
Speaker 5: I would I try it?
Speaker 4: You might just be could you I tell you what
Speaker 4: it is? Able? Like? Could you write the letter for
Speaker 4: me and do with it?
Speaker 5: I'm a wordsmith.
Speaker 6: Thanks, that's a huge favorite. That's a pain in the But.
Speaker 4: Do you think it's a bigger pain to be asked
Speaker 4: to pick something from the airport or write?
Speaker 5: Definitely? Airport.
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Speaker 3: We are back tomorrow morning on the show.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much to listen to the Breakfast Show today.
Speaker 4: Title of today's show is a soft don't don't go
Speaker 4: around town saying the eagles or that people get onto
Speaker 4: you like they did sup poor old Whippy last this
Speaker 4: week it's it's as soft.
Speaker 3: As the apparently it's eagles.
Speaker 4: Give it's as soft as the pat that's too soft.
Speaker 4: That's a whisper, it's faint. It's more like this the Eagles.
Speaker 6: The Eagles.
Speaker 5: Could you join it like eagles?
Speaker 4: No, because different, that's that's not the Beagles. Anyway. We've
Speaker 4: got more tickets tomorrow morning at seven thirty to go
Speaker 4: and see the Eagles. I see. I don't think that
Speaker 4: was right either. And we've also got five topic Tuesday.
Speaker 4: Have a great day. We're speeching tomorrow The
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