WEBVTT - A Soft 'The' 0:00:00.200 --> 0:00:04.160 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Noldurn's Gold one oh 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:05.000 four point. 0:00:04.800 --> 0:00:09.639 Three Live from Level two twenty one to thirty one, 0:00:09.800 --> 0:00:15.240 Goodwood Street, Wretchman, this is the Christian o'condinal Breakfast Show 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:18.119 on Nolvin's Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:21.160 Here I am, I'm back blinking into the lights. 0:00:23.880 --> 0:00:26.320 You know my good man who's been in captivity for 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:29.400 last week. Oh, it's actually good to see you all. 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:31.639 Welcome back. We've missed you. 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:33.920 Do you know what, Pats, I've missed you all so much. 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:36.640 I've missed actually being at work. It is miserable being 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:39.720 off sick. It's boring. I hated it. And not is 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:41.640 that when you're home alone in your ail. There are 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:44.880 several times I found myself talking to myself. Actually, am 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:47.960 I am? I going mad? When the kids find me 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:49.479 at the end of this week, when they come back 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:51.519 after three weeks away, are they going to go. 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:52.400 What happened to dad? 0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:56.320 Like Tom Hanks, I'm there with Wilson? 0:00:56.880 --> 0:01:00.240 Who is your version of Wilson? I guess you had Naisha. 0:01:01.200 --> 0:01:04.360 Go there? No, No, she wasn't around either. She had 0:01:04.400 --> 0:01:08.880 got the dog sitters. Anyway, listen, I'm back. It's great 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:10.640 to be back. In case you're wondering why I was 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:13.400 off last week, I was poisoned and I got Actually 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:15.360 Saturday morning, I finally got the results of the blood 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:18.240 test they did and I was poisoned by a Fiefy 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:21.840 Box and Eddie McGuire. They all got together and they 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:23.800 tried to run me out of town with poison as well. 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:28.000 Tough luck. Okay, I'm back. It didn't work. It almost worked, 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:31.640 but it didn't work. So perhaps in the last week 0:01:31.720 --> 0:01:33.560 that things have changed. She've had a new haircut. 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:35.280 We had a wedding at the weekend, so I've got 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:37.280 to do on Friday, right, I. 0:01:37.200 --> 0:01:39.760 See, I get it. Now, tell you what looks really nice? 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:41.679 You'd taken a little bit of height and a little 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:44.039 bit of weight off the body there that the face 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:44.640 looks nice. 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:46.959 What did you say it looks nice? 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:51.000 You've opened up your face, more weight off. It's a compliment. 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:52.520 This woman could. 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:54.760 Attack take it. 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:55.640 I'll take it. 0:01:57.080 --> 0:01:58.920 Oh, I said it looks nice. 0:01:59.000 --> 0:01:59.480 Thank you. 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:01.520 Nice of you you to notice, because the husband didn't. 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:03.920 Oh that's why she's upset. 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:05.840 Yeah, it's a it's a touchy you. 0:02:05.840 --> 0:02:07.520 Know that Christian wanted to be a hairdresser. 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:08.960 He would. 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:11.280 It's a lot more than it's like a bob, isn't it. 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:13.000 It's a lot shorter than you'd normally have it. I 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:13.520 like it. 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:14.680 Yeah, it's nice and cool. 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:17.760 You know what it does? It brings Patsy into twenty eighteen. 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:20.880 I like, where was she before? 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:25.959 It was in the blue rins, good year seventy two. 0:02:26.680 --> 0:02:28.520 So anyway that Yeah, the wife and kids came back 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:30.720 finally after three weeks away, and it was lovely to 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:32.480 see them all, and everyone was happy to see me 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:34.239 and the nun til my wife started shouting at me 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:37.880 yesterday back in the doghouse. I didn't know this. Did 0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:40.400 you know that frying pans? You shouldn't cut into a 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:42.680 frying pan while she using it because if you cut 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:44.480 through into the enamel, you kill the pan. 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:46.360 Oh I don't even really cook that much, and I 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:46.840 know that. 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:50.720 Oh, I had no idea. So my wife's loves these 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:52.600 pots and pans that we took over with. It's called 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:55.320 you'll know this brand, perhaps La Crusee. 0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:57.320 Oh, oh that's top shelf. 0:02:57.560 --> 0:02:59.760 Well, her favorite thing. As I found it yesterday, I 0:02:59.760 --> 0:03:02.200 didn't know it is this La Crusee frying pan that 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:05.440 I was using the cook steaks on yesterday and I 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:07.000 was cutting into on the steaks. 0:03:07.160 --> 0:03:09.000 Are you just taking it off the prime pan and 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:10.400 then using it as a plate so that you. 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:11.280 Don't have to do dishes. 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:16.800 It's a pine pan and a plate. Kids, just eat it. 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:19.360 It's a white it's a Swiss Army knight. But I 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:21.360 started cutting into it and went through the enamel, and 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:22.880 I thought nothing of it, just washed it in. An 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:25.840 hour later her my wife screaming, go what have you done? 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:28.400 And she didn't say you've wrecked this pan. She said, 0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:31.080 you've ruined my favorite thing in this house. Oh dear, 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:34.040 I said, well, hopefully it's me the kids. 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:35.839 Then the La Cruse frying. 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:38.480 Pan two weeks away. That's what she's been thinking. 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:40.120 That's what she's looking forward. That's the only thing she 0:03:40.160 --> 0:03:42.160 missed was the La Crusae frying pan. So I'm back 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:42.960 in the doghouse. 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:46.560 The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:47.200 point three. 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:49.360 So if you think about your home, I'm sure your home 0:03:49.440 --> 0:03:52.320 is the same as mine. There will be some unfinished 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:55.080 tasks around any house, just things that you haven't got. 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:57.160 Round to, things that you did get round to. 0:03:57.280 --> 0:03:59.960 But then for various reasons, this gave up halfway through 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:02.760 and forgot to go back to it, or deliberately consciously 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:04.480 did not go back to it because there's a bit 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:06.160 murky and you could work out how to finish it 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:08.800 off correctly. So my wife and kids got back Friday. 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:11.480 After three weeks away during the school holidays, I went 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:14.880 back to Europe, and when my wife left, she said, look, 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:17.360 whilst you're whilst I'm away, you've got three weeks here 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:19.200 home and learn. There's no reason why you can't build 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:22.040 the thing she brought off from one of the shopping channels. 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:24.680 I just laugh because she gives you a list of jobs. 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:25.560 It's so familiar. 0:04:25.800 --> 0:04:27.920 Oh, she would yeah, And it was thing called a 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:28.520 leg master. 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:30.640 She got off on those TV shopping channels, you know, 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:32.920 the old leg master, And she said, can you build that? 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:35.480 And she deliberately put this great big box right which 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:38.200 weighed about one hundred kidos by the front door, so 0:04:38.200 --> 0:04:40.000 that every morning when I would leave to go to 0:04:40.000 --> 0:04:42.160 work and come back from what I would see the 0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:45.520 box there like a reminder saying please build me. Anyway, 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:47.960 over the three weeks, I ignored the box every single 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:50.919 day naturally, and so she came back. As soon she 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:55.320 gave them the suitcases, she saw me and then just 0:04:55.320 --> 0:05:00.360 a lady leg master, you didn't even know I that 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:02.640 last week to do it was the ultimate week to 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:03.039 build it. 0:05:03.720 --> 0:05:06.159 Ill, did you have that thought on the night before 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:08.520 she got home, like I really should do that, thime Master? 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:15.080 Nope? So I want to see we can this morning, 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:17.880 if we can build a house of your unfinished tasks 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:21.839 and unfinished prognet projects. So I've got the thime master. Also, 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:23.600 do you remember I was taking advice about what kind 0:05:23.600 --> 0:05:25.960 of glue to repair a door? But it has come 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:28.240 off one of the doors. It's still come off, and 0:05:28.240 --> 0:05:30.160 now it's come off even worse. That's not been done 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:31.159 in three and a half weeks. 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:33.279 Now, did you at least go to the hardware stort 0:05:33.320 --> 0:05:35.360 of get the glue, because then you can say the job's. 0:05:35.160 --> 0:05:39.640 Half busy, really busy, sick coming sick for a long time, 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:42.279 been building up to the sickness, you know. So this morning, 0:05:42.279 --> 0:05:44.920 then on nine four one four one o four three, 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:47.360 let's see if we can build a house together. Right, 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:52.400 your unfinished projects around the house nine four one four 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:54.440 one O four three, give us a corn we try 0:05:54.480 --> 0:05:55.520 and build the house together. 0:05:55.640 --> 0:05:59.520 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point. 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:04.640 Three, biggest most successful band, billions of albums, Eagles. Whippy 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:06.880 was looking after the show last week. Is always looking 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:09.440 after the shop and did a great job with those 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:12.640 beautiful pearl headphones of his. He was seeing any the videos, 0:06:12.920 --> 0:06:14.919 he was seeing any videos that we film everything on 0:06:14.960 --> 0:06:17.840 the show and all the various things. Right, And I've 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:20.280 actually had these headphones like about twelve years. They're my 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:22.599 lucky talisman headphones. He's came over with me for my 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:26.120 old show. Whippy's got these headphones. I've not seen them 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:30.520 on anyone unless they're Drake. They're not white. They're not 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:34.200 white white. Can any of us can buy white? I 0:06:34.240 --> 0:06:36.160 don't know what kind of money he's been making over 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:38.000 the years. The other day, by the way, so you 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:39.240 know he's got Porsche. 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:42.599 Yes, does he really he loves anyway? 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:45.800 These headphones are not white. They pearl or I think 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:47.880 you might have been called it a more expensive than pearl. 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:51.240 Divers had to dive for per lessons they call it. 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:54.960 They actually gleam in the videos. They've got like a 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:56.279 thing coming off them. 0:06:56.320 --> 0:06:58.320 It looks like a black eyed peas video clip. 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:00.520 I don't think even when I am all his money 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:03.039 can afford to have these headphones. If God had headphones, 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:06.480 he'd have whippies headphones. Anyway, he got told off last 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:09.560 week for saying the eagles. Now we all call them 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:10.600 the eagles. 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:12.400 Don't we Yes, But apparently it's meant to be a 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:13.120 soft that. 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:20.400 We've got tickets for eagles, So if you win them, 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:24.520 tell your friends you off to see eagles are soft? 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:28.360 What does that even mean? What is a soft? 0:07:28.680 --> 0:07:30.840 Well? I guess there is that too softy thing. 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:34.160 You got tickets, you want tickets to see eagles? Is 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:34.800 that too soft? 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:37.640 What we started discussing is what's their website as if 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:41.000 the bell and indoor is it eagles or that eagles? 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:43.880 Or is it? And also what's the font that's what's 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:45.160 in a soft and a font? 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:45.680 Is it one? 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:48.559 Two? Is that too soft? It? Is it a talent size? 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:50.960 Was leaning a bit? Or is it? Is it comic sands? 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:53.840 Is it wingdings? Is the foot in wingdings? And then 0:07:53.880 --> 0:07:56.920 the eagles in like a big Hollywood script. All right, 0:07:56.960 --> 0:07:58.480 so this morning on the show, we're going to try 0:07:58.480 --> 0:08:01.200 and build a house together, and in this house, it's 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:04.400 basically all things unfinished projects. 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:04.600 In your house. 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:06.240 What can you donate as we try and build a 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:09.240 house if you're unfinished projects? Some of these projects aren't 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:13.200 just unfinished. My two the interior kitchen door isn't even unfinished. 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:16.840 I haven't started it. So it's unstarted and unfinished projects 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:18.800 around your house. Perhaps what's it for you. 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:21.240 We've still got a tower rack on the floor. I 0:08:21.240 --> 0:08:24.160 think I've spoken about this before earlier in our season 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:29.600 in Audrey's bathroom, and it's still on the floor with 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:31.800 the bracket tower rack on the floor. 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:33.760 It's an interesting way of putting your towel, doesn't it 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:34.280 just fold it? 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:36.920 She's got nowhere to put a towel, and she's too 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:38.520 short to hang it over the town. 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:40.320 So you're blaming Audrey for not getting out. 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:43.800 Of there, blaming my husband for not fixing it. 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:47.520 We've had a tower rack at mum and Dad's that 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:50.600 came apart and it's still got one knob that used 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:51.640 to hold up the whole town. 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:52.840 Yeah, that's what ours has got. 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:55.360 Yes, So now we hang on everybody hangs their towels 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:57.400 and on the balance on the knob yes. 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:01.120 So it's hanging on like one arm. You don't owning cliffhanger. 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:04.719 I've just got one hand hanging in there. We got 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:06.439 on the line here, we've got Shane come on as Shane. 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:09.360 Welcome to the show. Yeah, pretty good, Shane. To have 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:11.680 you well and thanks for calling the show. So what's 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:14.200 the project that you haven't finished in your house? 0:09:14.800 --> 0:09:18.160 Well, I've got a brand new cauboard door sitting on 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:20.920 the floor next to the cabin and a glass flarding 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:25.000 door that's meant to be fixed about six months ago. 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:29.520 So what I've done the new door of just set 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:32.600 it up against the cabins I look as on So. 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:37.560 Yeah, so to the untrained eye kind of looks like 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:39.880 it's done, but then you just can't use it because 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:40.800 it come off in your hand. 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:45.600 That's right exactly. But the partners have got to understand 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:49.360 when a Blake says he's gonna do it equids concrete, 0:09:49.400 --> 0:09:51.520 but it might be might not be in this year, 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:52.920 but it'll get done. 0:09:53.240 --> 0:09:55.600 That's right. This is how I say it, as well. 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:57.640 Let's not put a let's not put a time and 0:09:57.720 --> 0:09:58.720 date on it. It's petty. 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:01.400 I really think it's a out there's two parts of 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:03.480 the task. When you go to the hardware store and 0:10:03.559 --> 0:10:05.800 get the item, you already feel a sense of success. 0:10:05.800 --> 0:10:07.920 You're like, well that and your mind is done. 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:10.199 The last bit. 0:10:10.080 --> 0:10:12.320 Exactly right, yack, exactly right mate. 0:10:12.400 --> 0:10:14.280 Now you've got to finish the execution. Boys. 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:16.160 I always think as well, Shane, don't you think this 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:18.679 that if you just kind of move it to near 0:10:18.679 --> 0:10:20.480 where it's meant to be done. I got to bed 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:22.719 thinking I hope a someone breaks in and just does 0:10:22.720 --> 0:10:25.000 it for me, or b pixies during the night. Just 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:27.520 get it done. Either way, can someone else's make it done? 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:31.080 The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:31.680 point three. 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:33.920 So my kids were asked me a fair question in 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:35.280 quite a few of ours, this what did you get 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:37.960 up to last week while I was off sick with 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:41.720 this infection. I know you've got this renovation, the world's 0:10:41.720 --> 0:10:44.360 slowest renovation. I mean, they built the Great Wall of 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:48.760 China quicker. The taj Mahole has been built quicker than 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:52.679 you and your wife doing this slow slow renefaction. I 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:55.040 found out about the taj Mahole. They cut off the 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:56.679 other people who worked on it. They cut off their 0:10:56.679 --> 0:10:59.760 hands after they built it. Yeah, so that they couldn't 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:01.120 applicate it. 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:02.000 And somewhere else. 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:03.840 Are you playing to do that? You can get trying 0:11:03.840 --> 0:11:05.160 and do less work around here? 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:11.200 Well, the two carpenters are helping us do such nice guys. 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:12.520 It would be a shame if at the end we 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:14.319 came they came over them. 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:15.920 Most hands are gonna have to go, guys, they kind 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:17.720 of have you try to replicate this down the road. 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:20.920 So what did you do last week? Have you? And 0:11:21.000 --> 0:11:21.960 if you finished it now? 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:24.360 No, but we got a fair crack on So was 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:26.520 it handy for you to be away although we missed 0:11:26.520 --> 0:11:30.840 you because we were able to crack onto it, got 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:33.680 some painting done, got some lining boards on the roof, 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:36.000 were trying to get in before Christmas. 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:37.240 So what is left to do? 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:38.360 And what's taking so long? 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:38.720 You know what? 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:40.480 I actually want you to come out and see it 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:43.559 in its state now, so that when it's finally done. 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:45.240 Doing that thing that when I get that you go listen. 0:11:45.280 --> 0:11:48.800 Why you hear pick and just did that bit up there? 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:52.240 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:11:52.240 --> 0:11:52.720 point three. 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:54.440 You can always email the show. 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:56.400 We've got it late to the party and any then 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:59.560 we're catching up one on the show, maybe my dress 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:01.520 is just Christian of gold one I four to three 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:05.800 dot com Au monitor Damien Christian. I have been listened 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:08.360 to a show catching up with the podcasts in England 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:10.720 and become obsessed with a couple of things I've noticed 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:13.640 between our two countries, between England and Australia. 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:14.680 Christian. 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:17.240 First of all, when hearing all the Australian callers to 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:21.079 the show, every single Australian accent sounds so manly. I 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:25.000 imagine everyone looking like Russell Crowe, even pats Oh. 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:26.760 Christian. 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:28.680 When your listeners greet you on the phone are studying 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:32.600 in seat of the usual hello, it's an over excited yes. 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:40.080 I feel like that is just this shows to where 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:41.400 that's the response. 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:43.520 Yeah, I'm happy with that, Christian. 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:46.800 Twoing one recent story on air, Jack was talking about 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:49.680 washing his hair. Jack mentioned that the shower was just 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:53.120 off the kitchen. No one on the show battered and eyelid, 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:56.760 you didn't what's happening over there? The shower off the 0:12:56.840 --> 0:13:00.160 kitchen like you have the microwave, then the oven in 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:03.040 the pantry and then the door to the shower. Also 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:05.480 you mentioned the angel poo. Let me tell you about 0:13:05.480 --> 0:13:08.720 the ghost poo. Someone wants told me about the ghost poo. 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:10.720 I didn't believe them. Then one night it happened to me. 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:13.880 You poop, you go to wipe, but there's nothing there. 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:16.120 You look in the bowl, there's nothing there. It's a 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:19.280 ghost poo, Damien, thank you very much, in the bowl. 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:21.640 So the angel poos you go to wipe and there's nothing. 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:24.440 Now the angel poop, the angel poo is when you 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:27.880 have go to go to the toilet and you don't 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:30.000 need to wipe. It's like, wow, there's something in there. 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:31.240 Even Brad Pitt will do this. 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:32.120 We all do it. 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:33.720 We all have a little look see in there, don't 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:33.960 we right? 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:34.199 Go? 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:37.440 That's interesting. So Brad Pitt, right, you know, he would 0:13:37.440 --> 0:13:39.160 do this as well. So the angel poo is when 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:40.760 you don't need to wipe. I didn't know this. The 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:43.120 ghost poo is when you think you've you've done something, 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:44.840 you gotta look where's it gone? 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:47.600 So it's done a dive and then gone up. 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:52.120 It's a ghost down spend oh, I don't think it's 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:53.760 gone anyway? That the ghost poo did it? Did it 0:13:53.840 --> 0:13:54.360 really happen? 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:57.000 So nothing really came out you thought it did. 0:13:57.240 --> 0:13:59.200 That's why I think it's called the Ghost Pooh. Anyway, Damian, 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:02.160 thank you very much for for more on the Christian 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:03.959 at Gold one I four to three dot com to AU. 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:06.040 This is a great price. Got it every single day, 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:07.880 this time, every all this week. 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:09.000 The world can wait. 0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:12.280 The Melbourne Cup Carnival is coming. We've got tickets every 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:16.000 single day Lexus Melbourne Cup Day on Tuesday, the sixth 0:14:16.000 --> 0:14:18.200 of November. You can win your way there right now. 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:22.000 Our producer Brad used to be a bookie and he's 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:25.120 at the racist. He's commentating. But a song is racing. 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:27.520 Listening to the lyrics, work out what the song is. 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:30.080 Here it is day one. 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:34.480 I had a dream so big and loud. I jumped 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:37.960 so high, I touched the clouds. Whoa, whoa, I stretched 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:39.160 my hands out through the sky. 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:41.040 We dance with monsters through the night. 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:42.040 Whoa, whoa. 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:45.400 I'm never gonna look back, whoa, never gonna give an app. 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:48.120 No, please don't wait me now. This is gonna be 0:14:48.200 --> 0:14:51.000 the best day of my life, my life. This is 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:54.440 gonna be the best day of my life. He missed 0:14:54.440 --> 0:14:56.920 a bit at the n where winks won because got 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:59.000 horse race in this country. It's the law. Winks has 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:00.600 to win, all right. What do you think the song 0:15:00.720 --> 0:15:02.240 was that the races? Give us a call now nine 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:04.680 four one four, one oh four to three The. 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:08.479 Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point. 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:10.560 Three all this week then round about this time. Then 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:13.400 you can win your tickets. Go to Lexus Melbourne Cup 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:16.880 Day the Welcome Wait Melbourne Cup Carnival is coming. You 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:19.360 can be there. We've got general admission passes for you 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:22.200 and whoever you want to take. So Producer Brad who 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:25.760 when he's not falling into various things, but it'll be 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:27.920 ten minutes on the show used to be a bookie 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:29.560 and I feel like, very soon if he carries on 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:31.640 the ways going, we'll be a bookie again as well. 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:34.280 And anyway, he's at the Racist this week and he's 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:35.560 commentating at the races. 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:37.840 A song is at the races. You gotta work out 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:43.120 what the song is. Here's this morning's. I had a 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:46.000 dream so big and loud. I jumped so high, I 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:46.960 touched the clouds. 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:50.000 Whoa, whoa, I stretched my hands out through the sky. 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:51.880 We danced with monsters through the night. 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:55.480 Whoa, whoa, I'm never gonna look back, whoa, never gonna 0:15:55.480 --> 0:15:56.040 give me up? 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:57.720 No, please don't wake me now. 0:15:58.000 --> 0:15:59.200 This is gonna be the. 0:15:59.160 --> 0:15:59.960 Best day of life. 0:16:00.120 --> 0:16:01.160 Life, my life. 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:04.080 This is gonna be the best day of my life. 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:08.720 Spirit of Bill Shatner. With that as well, all right, 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:10.080 then let's go to lines. So do you think the 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:10.720 song is? 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:11.120 Colleen? 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:11.640 Good morning? 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:13.160 Good morning? 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:13.680 How are you? 0:16:13.960 --> 0:16:15.800 I'm pretty good. I hope you're well this morning. Do 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:16.680 you have a nice weekend? 0:16:17.320 --> 0:16:18.320 Yes? I do? Thank you? 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:19.160 What about yourself? 0:16:19.280 --> 0:16:21.600 Yes? I did? Yeah, joy that sunshine? And Colleen, what 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:22.480 do you think the song is? 0:16:23.560 --> 0:16:23.720 Rick? 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:25.600 Ashley never going to give you up? 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:30.360 Ah right, okay, good guess Colleen is not the right answer, though, mate, Tougher, 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:35.880 thank you, all right, thank you? Mel pretty good man. 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:37.000