WEBVTT - MINI: Are You Cursed?

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack's been looking for his passport. You found your passport.

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<v Speaker 2>Now passport is found. It was in the laundry. God,

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<v Speaker 2>this great email, what a great subject heading as well

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<v Speaker 2>cursed international travel documents. This is on Richard, a late

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<v Speaker 2>to the party. Late Christian, I've got a late to

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<v Speaker 2>the party about losing your passport. My passport slash. Any

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<v Speaker 2>passport I have is cursed and is doomed never to

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<v Speaker 2>fulfill its lifespan. In the last seven years I have

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<v Speaker 2>had count them four different passports. The first came to

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<v Speaker 2>an untimely end when I lit some scented candles to

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<v Speaker 2>mask my sweaty, wet smelling clothes after training. I had

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<v Speaker 2>a lady visitor to do. The candle melted through the

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<v Speaker 2>plastic draws the passport inside, set fire to them and

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<v Speaker 2>set fire to the curtains. The fire was hastily extinguished.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't say anything here about what happened to the

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<v Speaker 2>lady visitor. The house was a mine, and a friend

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<v Speaker 2>had let me stand in their room over the summer.

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<v Speaker 2>I repainted. They still don't know to this day. The

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<v Speaker 2>flat was put down. The second less dramatic one was

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<v Speaker 2>he was eaten by a small bishop free. The third,

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<v Speaker 2>the third passport was lost to the rubbish when my

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<v Speaker 2>wife is now married. He's moved on with the lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Wisitor that the lady. I don't know that we'll see

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<v Speaker 2>the one with the Bichon frie say. The third was

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<v Speaker 2>lost to the rubbish when my wife was doing some

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<v Speaker 2>tidying after watching that Netflix series with the Lady, to

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<v Speaker 2>throw everything out that doesn't spark joy, Mary Condom or

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<v Speaker 2>not right, my wife throughout a load of important documents passport,

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<v Speaker 2>his passport bringing joy six weeks before we do to

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<v Speaker 2>go on holiday. I can only imagine that Christy to

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<v Speaker 2>Mice awaiting my current passport, which is almost two years old.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm nervously telling you these stories, Richard. That is a

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<v Speaker 2>great email.

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<v Speaker 3>He'll be on a watchless somewhere for inter Pole because

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<v Speaker 3>he's renewing his passport so much.

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<v Speaker 2>It's suspicious. Ah, that's amazing. The house fire with the curtains,

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<v Speaker 2>the small p chean friste, and then Mary Condom. That's incredible, Richard,

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much your email. So I want to

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<v Speaker 2>know this morning cursed. You hear these people that go

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<v Speaker 2>that thing was cursed. I got that car, I got

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<v Speaker 2>that thing, and we believe it was cursed. Everything kept

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<v Speaker 2>going wrong. Have you ever owned anything that you swear

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<v Speaker 2>by that was cursed? Or are you cursed? I've tried

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<v Speaker 2>skiing twice and injured myself. Seriously, I'm not meant to ski.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay. I think I'm cursed whenever I go anywhere

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<v Speaker 2>near a ski slope. So cursed the phone in this

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<v Speaker 2>morning nine one four three. Don't forget the good callers.

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<v Speaker 2>Not only could you be getting five hundred dollars at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the week thanks to spring Bale Caravan

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<v Speaker 2>for a call of the Week, you could win an

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<v Speaker 2>instant ABU.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh four point three after hearing about listener Richard and

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<v Speaker 2>his curse of international travel documents burning through four passports

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<v Speaker 2>in seven years. Want to know are you cursed? This morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Nine four one four one oh four three?

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<v Speaker 4>Ian yea Christian and guys a long time first time.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much. I love that long time first time.

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<v Speaker 2>That's awesome. I Are you cursed or is it something

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<v Speaker 2>you've owned. What's the story?

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<v Speaker 4>Terribly cursed. I just happened to have a habit of

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<v Speaker 4>things falling off my car or my trailer.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so give us a roll call. What's falling

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<v Speaker 2>off the back?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'm a cement mixer. I mean I'm a brick

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<v Speaker 4>fire I mixer fell off the trailer and did acrobatics.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you surely that thing has to be really,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, tightly winched down or tied down or something.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's right. It does a real down because they're

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<v Speaker 4>there constantly to get it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I was driving behind you in a cement

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<v Speaker 2>mixer came bouncing through my windscreen a downer.

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<v Speaker 4>Fortunately it happened to you that quite straight. And then

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<v Speaker 4>up last week the bike fell off my car and

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<v Speaker 4>ripped up the roof racks.

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<v Speaker 2>Ripped off the roof racks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, because it was top heavy, it was more than

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<v Speaker 4>purely secured at the frame, and it just decided to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Down another down there, you know, the bike's coming off.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a couple of downers there. That's that's amazing. Ian,

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<v Speaker 2>I thanks you cool. I have a good day.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks Christian, and guys, I love your show.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much. Please never give us a lift

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<v Speaker 2>anywhere though before.

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<v Speaker 3>The bat, Hey, good morning morning, how are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good to Hailey? So cursed the phone in What

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<v Speaker 2>have you got for a Hailey?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I'm cursed doing every day activity so like I

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<v Speaker 5>used to that, activities like cake diving right white, but

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<v Speaker 5>crossing the road and walking stairs my legs So.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on a minute, A wheel on hands freed the

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<v Speaker 2>moment because I picked up some of that. Can you

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<v Speaker 2>take as long as it's safe and you're not driving?

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<v Speaker 6>Yep? I just said, yeah, I just said I'm cursed

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<v Speaker 6>doing every day activities. I've broken both of my legs

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<v Speaker 6>twice in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>How have you done that? Your poor thing?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, the first time, i'd just gotten back from cage

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<v Speaker 6>driving with great white sharks and my mum was terrified

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<v Speaker 6>me doing that. I got home, crossed the road and

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<v Speaker 6>got hit by a car and broke both my legs.

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<v Speaker 6>And and then just this year, earlier this year, I

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<v Speaker 6>was walking downstairs and had a bad trip and broke

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<v Speaker 6>both of them again.

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<v Speaker 2>What I'm not laughing at what's happening now? Okay, but

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<v Speaker 2>the image of you sort of and I survived White

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<v Speaker 2>and you know who the driver was Ian, another one

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<v Speaker 2>of someone the bikes the first time. Then you get

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<v Speaker 2>out the cage and you crossing the road, you get

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<v Speaker 2>hit by car. You break both.

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<v Speaker 6>Legs, both legs and my shoulder. So it was in

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<v Speaker 6>a wheelchair. But can only go in circles.

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<v Speaker 2>Not funny. That is not funny, but it.

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<v Speaker 6>Is funny. Oh my god. And this time I've got

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<v Speaker 6>three kids, three young kids, twins.

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<v Speaker 2>Only go into circles. That's like me since I moved

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<v Speaker 2>here about the hook turns. I just got around with

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<v Speaker 2>ringwood at the moment, I went back around in a minute.

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<v Speaker 6>It was it was super fun. And then this year

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<v Speaker 6>I have three young kids and they're all on the trampoline.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like, someone is going to break a leg. Can

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<v Speaker 6>you all three get off? And then I'm like, mum's

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<v Speaker 6>going out to night. I don't want to go to

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<v Speaker 6>the emergency room. Went out, walked downstairs, broke both my

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<v Speaker 6>legs and I'm like, okay, I'm the one that broke

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<v Speaker 6>the bone again.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're back in the wheelchair, back.

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<v Speaker 6>In a wheelchair. I'm out of it now, thank goodness.

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<v Speaker 6>But I was back in a wheelchair.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have like a wheelchair just on standby.

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<v Speaker 6>I do, I do like. I think they've now got

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<v Speaker 6>me on the shortlist.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a loyalty card for the hospital.

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<v Speaker 6>But apparently I've got so much metal in my legs

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<v Speaker 6>now that I shouldn't break them again. I've got plainly

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<v Speaker 6>bent terminating bonic woman.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got a great spirit about it. Yeah, Haley, that's

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<v Speaker 2>a fantastic caller. Haley, what do you want? What can

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<v Speaker 2>we send you? I'll tell you. What you've got to

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<v Speaker 2>do is come and watch what are you doing? Two

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<v Speaker 2>weeks time? Tuesday, third of December, our final week of

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<v Speaker 2>the show for this year. We're all going to be

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<v Speaker 2>watching Elf together. Can you come along to that safely?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my gosh, I would love to.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that movie. Crawl down the steps, sit you

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<v Speaker 2>in the front road so you don't have to walk

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<v Speaker 2>up the aisle. Yeah, we get one of those bubble

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<v Speaker 2>bull for you just to move around.

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<v Speaker 6>I need my own person with the flashlight showing me.

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<v Speaker 3>All the same.

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<v Speaker 6>So yeah, I'll bring someone with a flashlight and bring

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<v Speaker 6>your kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring your kids along.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, Oh really that would be amazing. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, you look forward to seeing you then meet you them. Bye.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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<v Speaker 1>four point three