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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 2: Jack's been looking for his passport. You found your passport.

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Speaker 2: Now passport is found. It was in the laundry. God,

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Speaker 2: this great email, what a great subject heading as well

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Speaker 2: cursed international travel documents. This is on Richard, a late

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Speaker 2: to the party. Late Christian, I've got a late to

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Speaker 2: the party about losing your passport. My passport slash. Any

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Speaker 2: passport I have is cursed and is doomed never to

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Speaker 2: fulfill its lifespan. In the last seven years I have

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Speaker 2: had count them four different passports. The first came to

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Speaker 2: an untimely end when I lit some scented candles to

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Speaker 2: mask my sweaty, wet smelling clothes after training. I had

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Speaker 2: a lady visitor to do. The candle melted through the

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Speaker 2: plastic draws the passport inside, set fire to them and

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Speaker 2: set fire to the curtains. The fire was hastily extinguished.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't say anything here about what happened to the

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Speaker 2: lady visitor. The house was a mine, and a friend

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Speaker 2: had let me stand in their room over the summer.

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Speaker 2: I repainted. They still don't know to this day. The

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Speaker 2: flat was put down. The second less dramatic one was

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Speaker 2: he was eaten by a small bishop free. The third,

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Speaker 2: the third passport was lost to the rubbish when my

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Speaker 2: wife is now married. He's moved on with the lady.

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Speaker 2: Wisitor that the lady. I don't know that we'll see

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Speaker 2: the one with the Bichon frie say. The third was

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Speaker 2: lost to the rubbish when my wife was doing some

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Speaker 2: tidying after watching that Netflix series with the Lady, to

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Speaker 2: throw everything out that doesn't spark joy, Mary Condom or

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Speaker 2: not right, my wife throughout a load of important documents passport,

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Speaker 2: his passport bringing joy six weeks before we do to

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Speaker 2: go on holiday. I can only imagine that Christy to

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Speaker 2: Mice awaiting my current passport, which is almost two years old.

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Speaker 2: I'm nervously telling you these stories, Richard. That is a

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Speaker 2: great email.

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Speaker 3: He'll be on a watchless somewhere for inter Pole because

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Speaker 3: he's renewing his passport so much.

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Speaker 2: It's suspicious. Ah, that's amazing. The house fire with the curtains,

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Speaker 2: the small p chean friste, and then Mary Condom. That's incredible, Richard,

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much your email. So I want to

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Speaker 2: know this morning cursed. You hear these people that go

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Speaker 2: that thing was cursed. I got that car, I got

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Speaker 2: that thing, and we believe it was cursed. Everything kept

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Speaker 2: going wrong. Have you ever owned anything that you swear

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Speaker 2: by that was cursed? Or are you cursed? I've tried

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Speaker 2: skiing twice and injured myself. Seriously, I'm not meant to ski.

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Speaker 2: It's okay. I think I'm cursed whenever I go anywhere

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Speaker 2: near a ski slope. So cursed the phone in this

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Speaker 2: morning nine one four three. Don't forget the good callers.

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Speaker 2: Not only could you be getting five hundred dollars at

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Speaker 2: the end of the week thanks to spring Bale Caravan

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Speaker 2: for a call of the Week, you could win an

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Speaker 2: instant ABU.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one.

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Speaker 2: Oh four point three after hearing about listener Richard and

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Speaker 2: his curse of international travel documents burning through four passports

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Speaker 2: in seven years. Want to know are you cursed? This morning?

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Speaker 2: Nine four one four one oh four three?

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Speaker 4: Ian yea Christian and guys a long time first time.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. I love that long time first time.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome. I Are you cursed or is it something

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Speaker 2: you've owned. What's the story?

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Speaker 4: Terribly cursed. I just happened to have a habit of

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Speaker 4: things falling off my car or my trailer.

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Speaker 2: All right, so give us a roll call. What's falling

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Speaker 2: off the back?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm a cement mixer. I mean I'm a brick

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Speaker 4: fire I mixer fell off the trailer and did acrobatics.

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Speaker 2: How do you surely that thing has to be really,

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Speaker 2: you know, tightly winched down or tied down or something.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. It does a real down because they're

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Speaker 4: there constantly to get it.

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Speaker 2: And then I was driving behind you in a cement

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Speaker 2: mixer came bouncing through my windscreen a downer.

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Speaker 4: Fortunately it happened to you that quite straight. And then

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Speaker 4: up last week the bike fell off my car and

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Speaker 4: ripped up the roof racks.

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Speaker 2: Ripped off the roof racks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Actually, because it was top heavy, it was more than

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Speaker 4: purely secured at the frame, and it just decided to go.

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Speaker 2: Down another down there, you know, the bike's coming off.

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Speaker 2: That's a couple of downers there. That's that's amazing. Ian,

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Speaker 2: I thanks you cool. I have a good day.

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Speaker 4: Thanks Christian, and guys, I love your show.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Please never give us a lift

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Speaker 2: anywhere though before.

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Speaker 3: The bat, Hey, good morning morning, how are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm good to Hailey? So cursed the phone in What

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Speaker 2: have you got for a Hailey?

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm cursed doing every day activity so like I

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Speaker 5: used to that, activities like cake diving right white, but

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Speaker 5: crossing the road and walking stairs my legs So.

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Speaker 2: Hang on a minute, A wheel on hands freed the

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Speaker 2: moment because I picked up some of that. Can you

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Speaker 2: take as long as it's safe and you're not driving?

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Speaker 6: Yep? I just said, yeah, I just said I'm cursed

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Speaker 6: doing every day activities. I've broken both of my legs

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Speaker 6: twice in my life.

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Speaker 2: How have you done that? Your poor thing?

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Speaker 6: Well, the first time, i'd just gotten back from cage

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Speaker 6: driving with great white sharks and my mum was terrified

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Speaker 6: me doing that. I got home, crossed the road and

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Speaker 6: got hit by a car and broke both my legs.

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Speaker 6: And and then just this year, earlier this year, I

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Speaker 6: was walking downstairs and had a bad trip and broke

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Speaker 6: both of them again.

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Speaker 2: What I'm not laughing at what's happening now? Okay, but

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Speaker 2: the image of you sort of and I survived White

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Speaker 2: and you know who the driver was Ian, another one

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Speaker 2: of someone the bikes the first time. Then you get

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Speaker 2: out the cage and you crossing the road, you get

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Speaker 2: hit by car. You break both.

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Speaker 6: Legs, both legs and my shoulder. So it was in

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Speaker 6: a wheelchair. But can only go in circles.

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Speaker 2: Not funny. That is not funny, but it.

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Speaker 6: Is funny. Oh my god. And this time I've got

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Speaker 6: three kids, three young kids, twins.

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Speaker 2: Only go into circles. That's like me since I moved

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Speaker 2: here about the hook turns. I just got around with

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Speaker 2: ringwood at the moment, I went back around in a minute.

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Speaker 6: It was it was super fun. And then this year

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Speaker 6: I have three young kids and they're all on the trampoline.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, someone is going to break a leg. Can

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Speaker 6: you all three get off? And then I'm like, mum's

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Speaker 6: going out to night. I don't want to go to

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Speaker 6: the emergency room. Went out, walked downstairs, broke both my

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Speaker 6: legs and I'm like, okay, I'm the one that broke

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Speaker 6: the bone again.

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Speaker 2: So you're back in the wheelchair, back.

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Speaker 6: In a wheelchair. I'm out of it now, thank goodness.

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Speaker 6: But I was back in a wheelchair.

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Speaker 2: Do you have like a wheelchair just on standby.

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Speaker 6: I do, I do like. I think they've now got

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Speaker 6: me on the shortlist.

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Speaker 2: We've got a loyalty card for the hospital.

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Speaker 6: But apparently I've got so much metal in my legs

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Speaker 6: now that I shouldn't break them again. I've got plainly

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Speaker 6: bent terminating bonic woman.

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Speaker 2: You've got a great spirit about it. Yeah, Haley, that's

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Speaker 2: a fantastic caller. Haley, what do you want? What can

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Speaker 2: we send you? I'll tell you. What you've got to

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Speaker 2: do is come and watch what are you doing? Two

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Speaker 2: weeks time? Tuesday, third of December, our final week of

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Speaker 2: the show for this year. We're all going to be

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Speaker 2: watching Elf together. Can you come along to that safely?

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Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, I would love to.

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Speaker 2: I love that movie. Crawl down the steps, sit you

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Speaker 2: in the front road so you don't have to walk

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Speaker 2: up the aisle. Yeah, we get one of those bubble

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Speaker 2: bull for you just to move around.

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Speaker 6: I need my own person with the flashlight showing me.

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Speaker 3: All the same.

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Speaker 6: So yeah, I'll bring someone with a flashlight and bring

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Speaker 6: your kids.

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Speaker 2: Bring your kids along.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Oh really that would be amazing. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Hey, you look forward to seeing you then meet you them. Bye.

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Speaker 6: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Bye The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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Speaker 1: four point three