WEBVTT - MINI: Three Topic Tuesday

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>This morning, we're looking for your stories. What were my

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<v Speaker 1>parents thinking? What did you build in your backyard? Logo

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<v Speaker 1>Martin went in gold for Australian in the BMX Free Style,

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<v Speaker 1>built an exact replica of what he was going to

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<v Speaker 1>be doing the BMX Free Style on so he could

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<v Speaker 1>be ready for it. Jack, what did you build again?

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<v Speaker 2>I built a replica of Lose Handball from the Sunday

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<v Speaker 2>Footy Show so that we could practice our handballs. And

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<v Speaker 2>it was actually I'm so proud of it. I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to bring in the photo of it.

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<v Speaker 3>See your uncle's part of the build for this construction.

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<v Speaker 2>He did the cutting and me and my brother did

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<v Speaker 2>the painting of the numbers.

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<v Speaker 1>How Lucky Ammel are audio producer on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the teams she her dad did? She come

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<v Speaker 3>in just now say you built a steam.

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<v Speaker 2>Stream train in the backyard.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean her dad was Robert Louis Stevenson who invented

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<v Speaker 1>the steam train.

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<v Speaker 3>That's incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>And what were you covered in after I was covered

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<v Speaker 1>in dog poop over the weekend? Nine four one four

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<v Speaker 1>three con Good morning, Chris, how are you going good,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 3>What were you covered in?

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<v Speaker 1>Con?

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<v Speaker 4>I was covered in we a means urinal.

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<v Speaker 3>With the first one.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And basically what happened was one of the guys,

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<v Speaker 4>one of the workers, couldn't find a water toilet loo

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<v Speaker 4>and he decided to have a leak in the shower.

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<v Speaker 4>So I told I told him go inside the waterloo

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<v Speaker 4>area and have a leak in there. He said, no,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't find it. I said, okay, just go outside.

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<v Speaker 4>So he didn't go outside. He decided to have a

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<v Speaker 4>leak inside the shower. And as he had a leak,

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<v Speaker 4>I was underneath connecting. There was a plug underneath the

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<v Speaker 4>all three and I took off the all three and

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<v Speaker 4>to cook it up, he totally saturated everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Saturation.

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<v Speaker 4>And afterwards what happened was as I threw up basically

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<v Speaker 4>underneath the house, it was total and I yelled at him,

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<v Speaker 4>what did you do?

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<v Speaker 3>Joe?

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<v Speaker 4>What did you do? I meet this name? Oh no,

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<v Speaker 4>oh no. And as I as I rent to the car,

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<v Speaker 4>I had to get some pine clean. I had some

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<v Speaker 4>pina clean, and basically I washed my whole mouth, like

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<v Speaker 4>mouth washed with the pinea clean, the whole lot, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>And he was a disgrace. I yelled at him. I

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<v Speaker 4>carried on.

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<v Speaker 3>I told him, I going with you.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, con a great story, very well, told you

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<v Speaker 1>call the show every Tuesday please at seven forty.

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<v Speaker 3>What an amazing story.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you more plumbing jokes later on.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that was go too far, ki Oh, can't send

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<v Speaker 1>you a little stein.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much, very much. Team, Let's make sure

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<v Speaker 3>that we never have time for plumbing jokes. Let's go

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<v Speaker 3>to Jason.

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<v Speaker 5>Come on and morning, guys, there you go.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm good what we covered a few years.

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<v Speaker 5>Ago with best friends. She said, come on taking the

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<v Speaker 5>young one to a few contests, or all right, I'll

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<v Speaker 5>come along. Went along and there was like a mister

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<v Speaker 5>muscles uh segment. Well I'll pay for that one. And

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<v Speaker 5>I entered him and as I held him up like

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<v Speaker 5>the lion king style, I presented him to the crowd

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<v Speaker 5>and there goes his n my top down the tank

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<v Speaker 5>top and I sat there crowd with his lunch still

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<v Speaker 5>on me for the rest of the afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're hurried through, Jason. Firstly, was the baby entered

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<v Speaker 2>into a mister muscles content?

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<v Speaker 3>No baby's ripped. They all got the old chubby fat.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the hub on they come of out nine months,

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<v Speaker 1>just sat in there doing nothing.

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<v Speaker 5>I entered him ending that and we won. I won

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<v Speaker 5>his first trophy, a.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby version of mister Muscles. I mean, I know you're

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<v Speaker 3>a sportsman here, but that's just pushing it too much.

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<v Speaker 3>Six weeks old guns and this threw.

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<v Speaker 2>Up on you because you were juicing him for the

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<v Speaker 2>six months.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Hi, I'm Christian, my name is Joe, and I've been

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<v Speaker 6>covering Monkey.

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<v Speaker 3>We I'm on this from.

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<v Speaker 1>In so many different directions, a show on shuffle Blade.

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<v Speaker 3>This show isn't it monkey? You say story?

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<v Speaker 6>What happened was we were going to Barley many years ago,

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<v Speaker 6>as many people do, visiting the temples with all the monkeys.

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<v Speaker 6>Been paying with Ryan. So I was drenched anyway, and

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<v Speaker 6>we're walking through the temple with my then boyfriend now husband,

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<v Speaker 6>and I said, I'm still getting wet, and we were

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<v Speaker 6>taking photos of the monkey. What do you mean you're

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<v Speaker 6>getting wet? I said, must be a leak in the

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<v Speaker 6>roof of this temple. He goes, there's no leaks. So

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<v Speaker 6>I said, well, I'm getting wet. And I looked up

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<v Speaker 6>and there's a monkey sitting on a rafter kissing on me. Basically,

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<v Speaker 6>so I was covered in monkey and I had to

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<v Speaker 6>spend the whole rest of the trip on the tour

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<v Speaker 6>smelling like monkey teas sacred the no campathy from the

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<v Speaker 6>husband he said, oh, we'll just get over it, and

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<v Speaker 6>I thought, oh great, So I just yeah, it wasn't great.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's when he became a husband. You proposed right there.

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<v Speaker 6>Actually yeah, I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Joe, thank you very much? You cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 6>Bye?

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<v Speaker 3>Alex, good morning, how are you? I'm goods. What have

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<v Speaker 3>you been covered in? Alex?

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<v Speaker 7>I was a med student quite a few years ago,

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<v Speaker 7>and we have to catch twenty babies when we do

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<v Speaker 7>our obstetrics term, you know, maternity.

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<v Speaker 3>What's part of the test. They fire them at you.

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<v Speaker 3>You must catch twenty babies out of thirty. You drop

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<v Speaker 3>a single one, you do not pass.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh it's pretty nerve breaking. They're pretty slippy when they

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<v Speaker 7>come out. Sure, and so I'm trying to be looking professional.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm a med student. I'm pretty nervous. The midwifes are

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<v Speaker 7>showing you around. I've come in a shirt and tie

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<v Speaker 7>in a suit, and one of the babies. I've taken

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<v Speaker 7>off my jacket and I've rolled up my sleeves and

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<v Speaker 7>the woman has decided she wants to give birth in

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<v Speaker 7>the shower, but standing up. So I'm under there on

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<v Speaker 7>my knees looking up, and what do we see instead

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<v Speaker 7>of their head is the amniotic sack. The baby comes

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<v Speaker 7>in and yeah, I get an amniotic.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, crame with protein. It's good for you.

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<v Speaker 7>It doesn't taste like chicken, but yeah, pretty salty, and yeah, I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Jesus Christ of Nathan. Nathan.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, hello, come on, come on, Nathan, I say,

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<v Speaker 1>if we can just clean up a bit now, Nathan,

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<v Speaker 1>what did he build in your backyard?

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<v Speaker 3>Mate?

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<v Speaker 5>We built a Trevorshet.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, of course this show owns a catapult that

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<v Speaker 1>we've never got around to use him because of various reasons.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, when did you build a tribute? Why?

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<v Speaker 8>So it was a few years back to me and

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<v Speaker 8>me and my brothers went to visit my uncle in

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<v Speaker 8>Perth for the weekend and we got there, got there

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<v Speaker 8>on a Friday night and they.

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<v Speaker 5>Picked us up.

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<v Speaker 8>We stated his place and he went, okay, boys.

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<v Speaker 5>So me and I've got.

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<v Speaker 8>A twin brother, and we're both engineers and the uncle

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<v Speaker 8>is a carpentat. So he said, okay, boys, this weekend

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<v Speaker 8>we're building a Trevors Shay and went, okay. You know

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<v Speaker 8>he likes a bit of a joke, so we thought

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<v Speaker 8>it was just kidding.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's a classic sort of joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't so well known go to praying Airport. I loved

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<v Speaker 1>one classic uncle one oh one. Oh that's again, Uncle,

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<v Speaker 1>just get my hammer.

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<v Speaker 7>So yeah, he.

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<v Speaker 8>Woke us upsting the next morning and it's time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's time, the seasons of Right for the boys to

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<v Speaker 1>become men by building the tribute Shae with their uncle

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<v Speaker 1>in birth.

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<v Speaker 8>Spent about two days making it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was.

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<v Speaker 8>It was about I think it ended up being three

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<v Speaker 8>or four meters tall.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh yeah, it was pretty ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 8>And yeah, spent the weekend slinging watermelons across your backyard.

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<v Speaker 3>But what fun, right, Yeah, yeah it was.

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<v Speaker 5>It was good fun. Definitely a highlight of the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Away. Awesome, all right, Nathan, thank you very much and cool.

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