Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: This morning, we're looking for your stories. What were my
Speaker 1: parents thinking? What did you build in your backyard? Logo
Speaker 1: Martin went in gold for Australian in the BMX Free Style,
Speaker 1: built an exact replica of what he was going to
Speaker 1: be doing the BMX Free Style on so he could
Speaker 1: be ready for it. Jack, what did you build again?
Speaker 2: I built a replica of Lose Handball from the Sunday
Speaker 2: Footy Show so that we could practice our handballs. And
Speaker 2: it was actually I'm so proud of it. I'm going
Speaker 2: to bring in the photo of it.
Speaker 3: See your uncle's part of the build for this construction.
Speaker 2: He did the cutting and me and my brother did
Speaker 2: the painting of the numbers.
Speaker 1: How Lucky Ammel are audio producer on the show.
Speaker 3: One of the teams she her dad did? She come
Speaker 3: in just now say you built a steam.
Speaker 2: Stream train in the backyard.
Speaker 1: I mean her dad was Robert Louis Stevenson who invented
Speaker 1: the steam train.
Speaker 3: That's incredible.
Speaker 1: And what were you covered in after I was covered
Speaker 1: in dog poop over the weekend? Nine four one four
Speaker 1: three con Good morning, Chris, how are you going good,
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 3: What were you covered in?
Speaker 1: Con?
Speaker 4: I was covered in we a means urinal.
Speaker 3: With the first one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And basically what happened was one of the guys,
Speaker 4: one of the workers, couldn't find a water toilet loo
Speaker 4: and he decided to have a leak in the shower.
Speaker 4: So I told I told him go inside the waterloo
Speaker 4: area and have a leak in there. He said, no,
Speaker 4: I can't find it. I said, okay, just go outside.
Speaker 4: So he didn't go outside. He decided to have a
Speaker 4: leak inside the shower. And as he had a leak,
Speaker 4: I was underneath connecting. There was a plug underneath the
Speaker 4: all three and I took off the all three and
Speaker 4: to cook it up, he totally saturated everything.
Speaker 3: Saturation.
Speaker 4: And afterwards what happened was as I threw up basically
Speaker 4: underneath the house, it was total and I yelled at him,
Speaker 4: what did you do?
Speaker 3: Joe?
Speaker 4: What did you do? I meet this name? Oh no,
Speaker 4: oh no. And as I as I rent to the car,
Speaker 4: I had to get some pine clean. I had some
Speaker 4: pina clean, and basically I washed my whole mouth, like
Speaker 4: mouth washed with the pinea clean, the whole lot, you know,
Speaker 4: And he was a disgrace. I yelled at him. I
Speaker 4: carried on.
Speaker 3: I told him, I going with you.
Speaker 1: You know, con a great story, very well, told you
Speaker 1: call the show every Tuesday please at seven forty.
Speaker 3: What an amazing story.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you more plumbing jokes later on.
Speaker 1: Maybe that was go too far, ki Oh, can't send
Speaker 1: you a little stein.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, very much. Team, Let's make sure
Speaker 3: that we never have time for plumbing jokes. Let's go
Speaker 3: to Jason.
Speaker 5: Come on and morning, guys, there you go.
Speaker 3: I'm good what we covered a few years.
Speaker 5: Ago with best friends. She said, come on taking the
Speaker 5: young one to a few contests, or all right, I'll
Speaker 5: come along. Went along and there was like a mister
Speaker 5: muscles uh segment. Well I'll pay for that one. And
Speaker 5: I entered him and as I held him up like
Speaker 5: the lion king style, I presented him to the crowd
Speaker 5: and there goes his n my top down the tank
Speaker 5: top and I sat there crowd with his lunch still
Speaker 5: on me for the rest of the afternoon.
Speaker 2: But you're hurried through, Jason. Firstly, was the baby entered
Speaker 2: into a mister muscles content?
Speaker 3: No baby's ripped. They all got the old chubby fat.
Speaker 1: You know the hub on they come of out nine months,
Speaker 1: just sat in there doing nothing.
Speaker 5: I entered him ending that and we won. I won
Speaker 5: his first trophy, a.
Speaker 3: Baby version of mister Muscles. I mean, I know you're
Speaker 3: a sportsman here, but that's just pushing it too much.
Speaker 3: Six weeks old guns and this threw.
Speaker 2: Up on you because you were juicing him for the
Speaker 2: six months.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Hi, I'm Christian, my name is Joe, and I've been
Speaker 6: covering Monkey.
Speaker 3: We I'm on this from.
Speaker 1: In so many different directions, a show on shuffle Blade.
Speaker 3: This show isn't it monkey? You say story?
Speaker 6: What happened was we were going to Barley many years ago,
Speaker 6: as many people do, visiting the temples with all the monkeys.
Speaker 6: Been paying with Ryan. So I was drenched anyway, and
Speaker 6: we're walking through the temple with my then boyfriend now husband,
Speaker 6: and I said, I'm still getting wet, and we were
Speaker 6: taking photos of the monkey. What do you mean you're
Speaker 6: getting wet? I said, must be a leak in the
Speaker 6: roof of this temple. He goes, there's no leaks. So
Speaker 6: I said, well, I'm getting wet. And I looked up
Speaker 6: and there's a monkey sitting on a rafter kissing on me. Basically,
Speaker 6: so I was covered in monkey and I had to
Speaker 6: spend the whole rest of the trip on the tour
Speaker 6: smelling like monkey teas sacred the no campathy from the
Speaker 6: husband he said, oh, we'll just get over it, and
Speaker 6: I thought, oh great, So I just yeah, it wasn't great.
Speaker 3: And that's when he became a husband. You proposed right there.
Speaker 6: Actually yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 3: All right, Joe, thank you very much? You cool?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 6: Bye?
Speaker 3: Alex, good morning, how are you? I'm goods. What have
Speaker 3: you been covered in? Alex?
Speaker 7: I was a med student quite a few years ago,
Speaker 7: and we have to catch twenty babies when we do
Speaker 7: our obstetrics term, you know, maternity.
Speaker 3: What's part of the test. They fire them at you.
Speaker 3: You must catch twenty babies out of thirty. You drop
Speaker 3: a single one, you do not pass.
Speaker 7: Oh it's pretty nerve breaking. They're pretty slippy when they
Speaker 7: come out. Sure, and so I'm trying to be looking professional.
Speaker 7: I'm a med student. I'm pretty nervous. The midwifes are
Speaker 7: showing you around. I've come in a shirt and tie
Speaker 7: in a suit, and one of the babies. I've taken
Speaker 7: off my jacket and I've rolled up my sleeves and
Speaker 7: the woman has decided she wants to give birth in
Speaker 7: the shower, but standing up. So I'm under there on
Speaker 7: my knees looking up, and what do we see instead
Speaker 7: of their head is the amniotic sack. The baby comes
Speaker 7: in and yeah, I get an amniotic.
Speaker 3: Wow, crame with protein. It's good for you.
Speaker 7: It doesn't taste like chicken, but yeah, pretty salty, and yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ of Nathan. Nathan.
Speaker 1: Come on, hello, come on, come on, Nathan, I say,
Speaker 1: if we can just clean up a bit now, Nathan,
Speaker 1: what did he build in your backyard?
Speaker 3: Mate?
Speaker 5: We built a Trevorshet.
Speaker 1: Of course, of course this show owns a catapult that
Speaker 1: we've never got around to use him because of various reasons.
Speaker 3: But anyway, when did you build a tribute? Why?
Speaker 8: So it was a few years back to me and
Speaker 8: me and my brothers went to visit my uncle in
Speaker 8: Perth for the weekend and we got there, got there
Speaker 8: on a Friday night and they.
Speaker 5: Picked us up.
Speaker 8: We stated his place and he went, okay, boys.
Speaker 5: So me and I've got.
Speaker 8: A twin brother, and we're both engineers and the uncle
Speaker 8: is a carpentat. So he said, okay, boys, this weekend
Speaker 8: we're building a Trevors Shay and went, okay. You know
Speaker 8: he likes a bit of a joke, so we thought
Speaker 8: it was just kidding.
Speaker 3: And it's a classic sort of joke.
Speaker 1: Isn't so well known go to praying Airport. I loved
Speaker 1: one classic uncle one oh one. Oh that's again, Uncle,
Speaker 1: just get my hammer.
Speaker 7: So yeah, he.
Speaker 8: Woke us upsting the next morning and it's time.
Speaker 1: It's time, the seasons of Right for the boys to
Speaker 1: become men by building the tribute Shae with their uncle
Speaker 1: in birth.
Speaker 8: Spent about two days making it.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 8: It was about I think it ended up being three
Speaker 8: or four meters tall.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, it was pretty ridiculous.
Speaker 8: And yeah, spent the weekend slinging watermelons across your backyard.
Speaker 3: But what fun, right, Yeah, yeah it was.
Speaker 5: It was good fun. Definitely a highlight of the weekend.
Speaker 3: Away. Awesome, all right, Nathan, thank you very much and cool.
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