1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:04,200 Speaker 1: Well, and whatdy podcast many I was telling the story 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:07,320 Speaker 1: to Brook Bonny while you're away. My partner nearly died 3 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 1: because I pretended I was a sleep. 4 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 2: That's that's that's totally wild what happened. So I don't 5 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:18,320 Speaker 2: know why I keep pretty. 6 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,200 Speaker 1: The producers have told me it's very funny and you 7 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:23,880 Speaker 1: should hear this. So I'm going to tell the story again, 8 00:00:23,960 --> 00:00:26,560 Speaker 1: but I yeah, it's not good for my character, and 9 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 1: I'd like to just put it on record that I'm 10 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 1: a good guy. So sure, so he heard. So the 11 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 1: dog was going off the other night and in a 12 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:40,920 Speaker 1: way she hadn't gone off before, so she's really barking 13 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 1: the house down. Yeah, I heard it obviously, Well sim's 14 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 1: the light sleeper. Like if I've heard it, she's heard it. 15 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:48,840 Speaker 1: It was a cold night. 16 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:52,120 Speaker 2: The Mexican stand up, like someone needs to move here, 17 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:53,159 Speaker 2: and you're just hoping that. 18 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 1: I think, I know, I think that happens in ordinary households, 19 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,640 Speaker 1: but it's not. It's not a Mexican stand up in 20 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 1: our house. It's more like a Mexican versus a log 21 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 1: like I'm just and that's the shocking extension of the 22 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,759 Speaker 1: of the metaphor. But like there's no there's no standoff, 23 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:12,440 Speaker 1: like she just knows. 24 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,800 Speaker 2: She just knows she's gonna go right, Like I'm not. 25 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:16,600 Speaker 2: I'm not going. 26 00:01:16,959 --> 00:01:21,040 Speaker 1: So she heads off and I start to hear because 27 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:24,640 Speaker 1: it should have been a rudimentary shut up, Stevie, that's 28 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:28,679 Speaker 1: the dog's name, go to bed. But there's a lot 29 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:31,759 Speaker 1: more going on, and I'm like, I was lying there. 30 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 1: I'm like, Jesus, something's going on. I hear the front 31 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 1: door open, I hear like Sam scampering in and out 32 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,360 Speaker 1: of the house. I'm like and I'm lying there going 33 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 1: if I've pretended to fall asleep and somebody's broken into 34 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 1: the house and attacked her, I will never tell anyone. 35 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 2: And here you are on radio, and here you. 36 00:01:55,880 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 1: Are well because she survived. But she came back upstairs, 37 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 1: and ultimately I was telling Brook this, and then ultimately 38 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: we ended up telling sem. So this is this was 39 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:10,920 Speaker 1: a response I was. I heard the dog at the start, 40 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: and I pretended to be asleep during the whole thing 41 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:24,679 Speaker 1: because I was too scared to go downstairs. Yeah of course. Yeah, 42 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,240 Speaker 1: So she's not surprised at all. She knew that I 43 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,000 Speaker 1: felt that I faked being asleep the whole time. 44 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 2: What was the solution? What did she fight off a 45 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 2: burglar while you pretended to be asleep? Ah, yeah, that 46 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 2: is totally wide. 47 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: I'm joking. 48 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:38,480 Speaker 2: That was just like there was. 49 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,000 Speaker 1: A frying pan and everything. No, no, the door that 50 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: she just got down there, and obviously Stevie was going 51 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 1: nuts because there was somebody trying to get in, and 52 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:49,080 Speaker 1: then when she got down there, the gate was still 53 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 1: open and then rummaged through our car. Yeah, oh my god. 54 00:02:53,919 --> 00:02:56,200 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's crazy. 55 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 2: Right you. 56 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,839 Speaker 1: So I could hear all this and I'm in bed, 57 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: going like, that's the front gate, that's the door. She's 58 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,679 Speaker 1: running to get a key. I kind of made it 59 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 1: deal with myself as I was like, if a hear 60 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 1: go for a kitchen knife, I should probably get up. 61 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 2: That was that was your limit? Was it? That was 62 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:15,360 Speaker 2: the limit that goes for a weapon. 63 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:17,519 Speaker 1: If I know that she's going for a weapon, I'm 64 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:20,680 Speaker 1: probably due downstairs. But up to that point, it was 65 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 1: the sixty percent chance that she was going to be Okay. 66 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 2: Here more of the boys on the full show podcast 67 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:30,320 Speaker 2: all on the iHeartRadio wapp oh wherever get your podcasts.