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Speaker 1: Let's she asked for a small? Maybe, she asked for

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm not just I'm not just fucking telling stories

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Speaker 3: Because when ashes here they'll all be gone.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doting dads. I'm Maddie J. And

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Speaker 1: this is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,

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Speaker 1: it is the bad and the relatable. And one thing

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Speaker 2: I have a quick question for you, but I don't

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Speaker 2: know if we have time A quick question, quick question laughing,

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Speaker 2: we're like pain over here. We'll get to that a sec.

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Speaker 2: What's your thoughts on sorry for other time, what's your

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Speaker 2: thoughts on flannelt sheets?

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Speaker 1: Flanel sheets? Do you know what I do like?

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Speaker 2: That's okay, let's make it about you.

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Speaker 1: I don't like linen sheets. There I said it.

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Speaker 4: Linen, okay? Do you prefer cotton over flannel?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I slept, and I don't want

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Speaker 1: to say it because you'll act like a dick. Egyptian

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Speaker 1: Is that like Egyptian cotton?

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Speaker 2: I do know my threads and their counts. But flannel

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Speaker 2: They really love to be snug in bed, and men

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Speaker 2: generate more heat usually, right, yeah, we run hot, we

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so it's like it's like a quarter.

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Speaker 2: Do you think that'd sell that very well.

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Speaker 1: We think one way to find out. I honestly can't

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Speaker 1: You know, do you know who it reminds me of?

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Speaker 1: No one, anyone out there, ever incurred an injury. I

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Speaker 2: Now, oh dude, it's do you want I'm getting two

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Speaker 2: When when it's real like crunched on like thirty five

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Speaker 1: Option one Penny.

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Speaker 2: Penny is not a bad name, first of all, not

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Speaker 2: He's like, just knack it, and it was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: A little tip for any parents out there. I don't

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they won't even look at me when I'm asking

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Speaker 2: Call and response.

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Speaker 4: Bro the Wiggles are onto something, weren't they broke?

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Speaker 1: It was I was picking up Marley from school care

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Speaker 2: And they also used to have the clap where you

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Speaker 2: How's it go?

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Speaker 1: Go do the proper one? One two, three, eyes on me,

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Speaker 2: One two, eyes on you.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes she says eyes on pooh, that's even better. It's

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Speaker 2: What I'll do is I'll give it.

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Speaker 1: A go with my kids who just don't know how

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Speaker 2: How we go.

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Speaker 1: It's a game Changer'll be like, yeah, not you. It

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Speaker 1: That's what's going to happen. Yeah, I know, I feel

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she'd be like acting out, seeking of the call

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Speaker 1: But don't. If it doesn't work, don't come for me.

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Speaker 1: I won't won't. And for any teachers who are like, hey,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but they've got enough going on as it is, mate,

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Speaker 2: But exactly, But like the thing is, they've got to

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Speaker 1: The last thing they want to do is crossover with

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Speaker 2: They'd be like, don't tell me how to parent, because

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Speaker 2: Well, then I think it should be like like Parent

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Speaker 2: Teacher Night, do you want to know the inner workings?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to be in the inner sanctum of

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Speaker 1: It's like when you sign up for something and it's like,

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Speaker 1: do you want to receive emails about offers? No parent, teacher?

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Speaker 1: Do you want tricks of the trade? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Opt in beautiful.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 4: I love that. I'm going to give it a go

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Speaker 4: and I.

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Speaker 2: Will come come back with the results, which I'm assuming

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Speaker 1: Shut up.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, she's a che is a trouble maker. And

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Speaker 2: Guys seen Sort one through five? And then some days

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Speaker 2: But they never do. It's just an argument. I feel

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Speaker 2: like that.

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Speaker 1: I like that big blow.

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Speaker 2: When you just get one that like stretches out your

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Speaker 1: It was nice watching you have that level of enjoyment.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, So, and then sometimes if it depends on.

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Speaker 1: Bribe them to eat.

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Speaker 2: You bribe them or you punish them whatever you want

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Speaker 1: Something like that, very small, but they love that dark

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Speaker 2: We just give them a red line and usually that

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Speaker 1: Sometimes itching. No, I itched. It's a bit gropy.

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Speaker 2: Anyway.

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Speaker 4: So but then I was like, oh, I mean she's

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Speaker 2: So I thought and I kept saying, you're eating all

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Speaker 2: which is annoying for two reasons. One reason is she's

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Speaker 2: not eating it dinner. And then she gets out of

440
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Speaker 2: the shower into bed she's like.

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Speaker 1: Come hung ah, it's the worst.

442
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Speaker 2: That's the fucking worst. And I'm like, well stuff, I'm like,

443
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Speaker 2: oh my god. But then also the dog, she's an

444
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Speaker 2: older dog, and like with Buster, you were saying, if

445
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:26,440
Speaker 2: you feed anything other than the dry food, farts running

446
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Speaker 2: sh nano.

447
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Speaker 1: One time gave him like half a bowl of brown rice,

448
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:35,200
Speaker 1: like full dies at all theround. We said, a rug

449
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:39,960
Speaker 1: down there. They explode, just brown rice diarrhea at the

450
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Speaker 1: back end of Buster. Yeah, I was.

451
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Speaker 2: I was worried. And before I figured it out, I

452
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,520
Speaker 2: was really worried about the dog because she was fucking

453
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Speaker 2: doing runny ship. She was waking up in the middle

454
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Speaker 2: of the night. She was vomiting like you gout in

455
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Speaker 2: the yard and just vomiting runny shit. And I was like,

456
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Speaker 2: oh no, like she's getting on.

457
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Speaker 1: We're gonna have to be close. She must be close.

458
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Speaker 2: She dated a number dog and then I walked past.

459
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:07,840
Speaker 2: They had chicken, like roast chicken, dinosaur pasta.

460
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Speaker 1: I'm going, you love the dinosaur past to go.

461
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Speaker 2: To and I think it was carrot cucumb but they

462
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Speaker 2: both like either either, so whatever.

463
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Speaker 1: And then I.

464
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Speaker 2: Was walking past him like I was just hooking into

465
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Speaker 2: that chicken and pasta and stuff like that's pretty good.

466
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Speaker 2: I was like, you're eating a And then I came

467
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Speaker 2: back again and the dog. I saw the dog behind

468
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Speaker 2: the couch munching away at something.

469
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Speaker 1: But the dog should also know that this is not

470
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Speaker 1: good for you. No, she don't care.

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Speaker 2: She's like a heroin Autut's d Yeah, she's like food,

472
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna eat to explode. And I was like, and

473
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Speaker 2: I look over and it's a bit of chicken.

474
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Speaker 1: She's thrown away the good stuff. And I was like, Tomasie,

475
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Speaker 1: I'm like, you've been eating that chicken.

476
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Speaker 4: She was like hmm. I was like, so you haven't

477
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Speaker 4: fed the dog?

478
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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no. And I was like, okay, no worries.

479
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Speaker 2: And I went back down the hallway and took my

480
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 2: shoes off and snuck up the hallway and Pokemond around

481
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Speaker 2: the corner and she's not doing it at the table.

482
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Speaker 2: The dogs behind the couch waiting, so it's premedit. I've

483
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Speaker 2: worked it out. And she's walking around and she's like,

484
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Speaker 2: she scuffles back. She gets so easily startled, she falls

485
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Speaker 2: over the time. It's so funny. I was like fallen over,

486
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Speaker 2: cried and carried on like she's the victim, and I'm like,

487
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Speaker 2: the real victim is the poor dog. She's fucking squirting

488
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Speaker 2: at both ends because if you're just feeding her at

489
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Speaker 2: all sorts of ship. And also I've worked out that

490
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Speaker 2: the dog choose a carrot, doesn't eat it, she likes

491
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Speaker 2: the feel and her teeth sensory, yeah, sensory. And then yes,

492
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Speaker 2: I'm being finding carrot teuedor in places because it makes

493
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Speaker 2: it's been feeding the dog carrot.

494
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Speaker 1: How do you stop this?

495
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Speaker 2: Let's put the dog down. I guess about time. There's

496
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Speaker 2: a lot, it's it's been. There's been a stern word.

497
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:07,720
Speaker 4: There's I know, but just here.

498
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 1: Can stare at my breast neck is healing the next heel.

499
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Speaker 4: But now I've got an itch, I've got I got bedbugs.

500
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 2: But yeah, anyway, so Macy's she's fooled us all for

501
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,360
Speaker 2: a little while there, but now she's.

502
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Speaker 1: Back to not eating it. It's just frustrating me. All

503
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 1: that thought come down, Ellie. You know. So it's a

504
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:28,399
Speaker 1: bit of chaos today, and the Johnson household that's always chaos.

505
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Speaker 1: He's a little bit chaotic. The whole order system need replacing, ash.

506
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Speaker 2: I did see that on your story. Very rusty, very rusty, right, La, God,

507
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Speaker 2: don't yell at us?

508
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Speaker 1: Can you can you give her a spray when she

509
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Speaker 1: comes down there stairs?

510
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Speaker 2: Don't you worry, mate, I've been waiting all day for it.

511
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,120
Speaker 2: She wants to say, She wants to say that I'm

512
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Speaker 2: going to eat all the chocolates in his house. She's

513
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Speaker 2: going to cop one and hey, do you know what's

514
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:54,879
Speaker 2: really lovely those chocolates? Just because I'm coming over, it

515
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 2: doesn't mean all the chocolates in the house are going

516
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Speaker 2: to be gone.

517
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Speaker 1: What a horrible thing for you to say?

518
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 2: Oh, are you fat shaming me? You fat shaming? Be

519
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:09,159
Speaker 2: careful of my neck. I'm injured, do you know what.

520
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:11,920
Speaker 4: It's not my neck that hurts anymore, it's my feelings.

521
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:14,680
Speaker 2: You just have a sweet?

522
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:23,640
Speaker 1: You better have a sweet too? Are you you wait outside?

523
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Speaker 2: I love you? Question for you ash love it when

524
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Speaker 2: you asked me questions as long it has nothing to

525
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Speaker 2: do about tax tax on my personal.

526
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 1: I think I know the answer to this question, but

527
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 1: maybe the listeners do not. Okay, have you ever changed

528
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Speaker 1: the nappy of one of your children?

529
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Speaker 2: Of course I have. It's the best part about being

530
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Speaker 2: a dad, is it. No, Yeah, definitely, I don't think.

531
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Speaker 2: I think when I started to have kids, but when

532
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Speaker 2: I had them, not started when I had one. Let

533
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 2: me say that when I had child first one, I

534
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,919
Speaker 2: was always I put so much pressure on myself getting

535
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Speaker 2: the nappy right.

536
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Speaker 1: That's how much I cared about it, and I thought

537
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Speaker 1: that it was equally.

538
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Speaker 2: My especially in that time where April's had a see section,

539
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,919
Speaker 2: she's had major surgery. I think I was like, I

540
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 2: want to make sure that I do this right.

541
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Speaker 1: For me, it's like the one baby task. I wouldn't

542
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Speaker 1: say one because multiple baby, but it's like the easiest

543
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Speaker 1: one for dads. That is like step one of like

544
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Speaker 1: doing stuff with the baby.

545
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Speaker 2: It's almost like it's one of the easiest and also

546
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Speaker 2: the one of the biggest contributions you can make at

547
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Speaker 2: that time.

548
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Speaker 1: Like when you're an apprentice carpenter, you were once one. Yeah,

549
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,680
Speaker 1: what's like the first task you learned?

550
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Speaker 2: Oh, it's something like and it's sort of mean. It's

551
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:59,159
Speaker 2: usually sanding skirting boards, but go on after carpets been

552
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 2: ripped up. And I don't know if you know anything

553
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,640
Speaker 2: about carpeting. I did carpeting for a while. There they're

554
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 2: caught smooth edge. But it's got nails, isn't it. It's counterproductive.

555
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 2: It's kind of mean. That would make you stand that

556
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:12,120
Speaker 2: and your fucking hands are getting torn to pieces.

557
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 1: It's a bit like a bit like changing nappies. Yeah,

558
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:19,880
Speaker 1: just steak right, instead of standing skirting boards, you're changing nappies. Yeah,

559
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:24,400
Speaker 1: you're wiping a buttole. Yeah, and sometimes it's winking. Thanks

560
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 1: for that. It's the most important part. It's it's phase one,

561
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Speaker 1: Phase one.

562
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Speaker 2: I think it's like it's yeah, it's yeah. Like I said,

563
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Speaker 2: it's it's an easy job because it's pretty straightforward.

564
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:38,919
Speaker 1: It steams. Yeah, but you can get over that. But

565
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: the contribution is big. This may or may not surprise you. Ash,

566
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 1: I've never surprised. Compared to two generations ago, dads are

567
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: now spending three times as much time with their children.

568
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:54,240
Speaker 2: So two generations ago, they were spending three times less time. Yes, okay, great,

569
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 2: I'm on time, page perfect.

570
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: As a result of that, we're now changing this as dads,

571
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Speaker 1: we're now changing nappies more frequently. Yea. So now currently

572
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Speaker 1: ninety seven percent of dads are changing nappies.

573
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Speaker 2: Who the fuck are the three percent that are.

574
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Speaker 1: Well, let's just get into that in a second. Back

575
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Speaker 1: in the day, it we're like fifty seven percent back

576
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Speaker 1: in the I did see back in the dark ages, you.

577
00:28:15,480 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 2: Know, even now and then on like your for you

578
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 2: page whatever, it might be like an old street interview

579
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:22,359
Speaker 2: from like a TV show and they're like, what do

580
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 2: you think about sharing the responsibilities of parenting with your

581
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,640
Speaker 2: Partner're like, well.

582
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Speaker 6: I think you've tossed loft to work and then I

583
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 6: get home and then just ready, and it's like, oh

584
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 6: my god, imagine if you did that in an interview today,

585
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:36,359
Speaker 6: you'd be like, shame, shame on you.

586
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. So, apparently ninety seven percent of dads and now

587
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: changing nappies boot, which which raises a very important question,

588
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: who was that three percent?

589
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think first of all, I would like to

590
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,000
Speaker 2: say congratulations to the ninety seven percent, first.

591
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 4: Stepping up, stepping up, and doing what you should be.

592
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: Doing, undoing the work of the old generation. And I

593
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 1: don't know. Times are different, things are different, and there's well,

594
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Speaker 1: I do have to say that these stats they've been

595
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: pulled from TikTok.

596
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 2: Oh, so it's credible.

597
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw something. We tried to do some research.

598
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: Apparentlys the website called motherly also shared the stats. But

599
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: if people are like, well, where don't you get that

600
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 1: information from, It's not like the Bureau of It's not

601
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: like the Bureau of it's not like the Bureau of Statistics.

602
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 4: There it is, and look, have we checked the Bureau

603
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 4: of Statistics.

604
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 1: I tried. I tried, like medium, who the fuck? Who

605
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: are the three percent of dads who aren't changing nappies?

606
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: His name's Chad or something. I think it's more I'm

607
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,959
Speaker 1: not I feel like people who work in finance get

608
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 1: a bad rap.

609
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 2: Let's just roll into this one.

610
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: I feel like, to me, I think it's the investment

611
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: bankers of the world big time. Also, I need to

612
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: money for my double sheet ideas, so that's not on

613
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: them too much.

614
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 2: But that's why I think I think you're right. They've

615
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 2: got a sweater over the shoulder sort of guy I think,

616
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 2: and a game glad shirt.

617
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: Again, not to attack people without having the actual, like

618
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: hard rock information to hand.

619
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 2: This is a blankt assumption.

620
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: We're assuming. Yeah, and you know, I don't want to.

621
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Speaker 1: If you are a great hands on dad who also

622
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 1: happens to work in finance, and your golf on the weekend,

623
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Speaker 1: I applaud you.

624
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 2: I went past a golf course on Mother's Day, Mother's

625
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 2: Day morning, which is the most important time of Mother's Day.

626
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, forgive me if I'm wrong.

627
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 2: Full of men, and I'm not talking like that.

628
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: They work in finance.

629
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Speaker 2: Finance right, roles tongue so nicely too. I'm just gonna

630
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 2: call that.

631
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: I recon it's the guys who are playing golf, though.

632
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: It's the golfers. If you're okay, if you are you

633
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: are looking for a potential partner to have a family with,

634
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Speaker 1: and he works in finance and he plays golf.

635
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 2: The red flags are lining, right, I mean these, Derek,

636
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 2: I would say, look, okay, yeah, right, I think here's

637
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 2: here's one. This guy has plaid shirt, sweater draped over

638
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 2: the shoulders. He's never worn that sweater. No, he wouldn't

639
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:11,959
Speaker 2: know if it fits on us.

640
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: It's never gone anywhere else other than the top shoulder.

641
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 2: And do you know what he does when he goes

642
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 2: to the shops. He goes, can I get an extra

643
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 2: small sweater?

644
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: Please?

645
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 4: And they're like, is it for yourself? And they're like, yeah,

646
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 4: it doesn't go on and.

647
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 1: Drapes, and I think he drinks a piccolo. Oh fuck.

648
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 2: Full cream too, isn't it? Bury it? And then he's

649
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 2: got he's got short Chino shorts on that are above knee.

650
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: Yes, with a bowt shirt and a loaf of a loaf.

651
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 2: All those hidden socks and when he takes off his

652
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 2: shoes at home is a bit zesty.

653
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: If you are this person, shame, but also like, come

654
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Speaker 1: to us and prove us wrong. Yeah, okay, send a

655
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,239
Speaker 1: photo of you with a dirty nappy in hand and

656
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,880
Speaker 1: we will appolygize publicly.

657
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 4: I just describe my friend's act absolutely.

658
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 2: But he's a very hands on dad. So he's not

659
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 2: three percent. He's not in finance. I think it's very

660
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 2: specific that he's not in finance. Its just ah, yeah,

661
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 2: you can vision that person. They're like, can you change that?

662
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 2: As like, but it'll get on my swim.

663
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: You're not wearing well I.

664
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 2: Am, I'm not it's not Actually I'm not. Actually I'm

665
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 2: not wearing it. Just on me, Darling.

666
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: I would, but I've got nine holes to hit.

667
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, now you've asked it's going to be eighteen,

668
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 2: I'll change it for eighteen.

669
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 1: So just a word of warning. I know a few

670
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 1: people listening to this podcast who haven't got kids just yet.

671
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 1: If you are in the dating scene, we just want

672
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 1: to give you a word of warning. We're going to

673
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: lose all our finance listeners.

674
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:45,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, good brittance. If you can't change an appy, you

675
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 2: don't deserve this podcast. Speaking of rants that we've just

676
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 2: had about finance going please golfers, but now are going

677
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 2: to tune out. We're going to go to par rantly regression.

678
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 5: You don't want to sow do? Just tell me what

679
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 5: your parent?

680
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 2: Do?

681
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 5: You want my brandpa? You the shop? You don't want

682
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 5: advice for frangers? Go and tell me what is your current?

683
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: Ah, god, it sounds good.

684
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:27,560
Speaker 2: It is love lou Let's get Would.

685
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: You like to go first? Yeah? Actually I'm going to

686
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: start with a personal one of mine. If I may,

687
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: you may fire away. I had to get a new

688
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: passport for Lola. It has expired and we have a

689
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 1: Barley trip coming up. Laura is flood out, she's so busy. Okay,

690
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll be a good guy. I'll go

691
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 1: get the photos taken.

692
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 2: Side not really quick. How good are baby passports? The photos? Yeah,

693
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 2: if you have don't send us the information. Just if

694
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 2: you have a shock of a photo, just any baby

695
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 2: photos that we use for passport. My kids are the funniest.

696
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: So anyway, so had to get a new one Falola

697
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: and had the photos. The fools are so hard, Like

698
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: I crack under the pressure. You know, It's it's three,

699
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 1: four or five pages, and like Laura looked at the

700
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: form and she's like, what are you doing? And I

701
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: was like, what's wrong. I'd written my last name where

702
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: your first name has to go. And I was just

703
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 1: and I was trying so hard to focus, and she's like,

704
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: you are ridiculous. I went in the first time, I

705
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 1: missed the whole page. The guy was like, sorry, bro,

706
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,759
Speaker 1: literally missing a whole page here. Who has paid per

707
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: forms anymore? Anyway, Apparently you can do it. Someone said

708
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 1: to me, you can do it online.

709
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 2: Just trying.

710
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,160
Speaker 1: Government so behind when it comes to that shit. And

711
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 1: then I went a second time. I was in line

712
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 1: for half an hour, right, half an hour, and so

713
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 1: then I finally get to the front of the queue

714
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,959
Speaker 1: and the guy goes, we don't do passport applications after

715
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: four thirty. They closed time. They closed at five o'clock

716
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 1: and it was like four thirty three, and I was like,

717
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 1: I've just been in line for like half an hour.

718
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 1: I was here yesterday. You said me back because they

719
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: didn't have the right information. Please, And the guy was

720
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: just like nah, And I said, can you just look

721
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 1: at the form because you're the passport guy.

722
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 2: He's like, I flucked off, bro.

723
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,120
Speaker 1: There was only one guy in there. There was three kiosks,

724
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: only one guy, and you had to do the passport forms.

725
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: And he knew how important he was. And I was

726
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: like yeah, he was just like your pathetic little weasel,

727
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: and I was like sucking him off, like please, and

728
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: I was like, just look at the form, just to

729
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: like give it the tick of approval so I can

730
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: come back tomorrow. He wouldn't even look at it. Oh

731
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: my god, I wouldn't even look at it.

732
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 4: That's a power. He doesn't change nappies.

733
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,239
Speaker 1: But then I fucking did the dumb thing because he

734
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 1: was like, come back tomorrow and I was like, I'm

735
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: not here tomorrow and he's like he was like, well,

736
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: He's like, where are you going to be?

737
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 2: Like?

738
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 1: And then I had to come back the next morning.

739
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 3: To come into sheepish tail between my legs.

740
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 4: Like it's like, it's funny that you've got to like

741
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,359
Speaker 4: you to come back.

742
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 2: To minutes I cannot hear, and you feel and you

743
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:15,879
Speaker 2: feel like you got to give up fuck up.

744
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,040
Speaker 4: I feel like you've got to give up some sort

745
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 4: of excuse.

746
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 2: It's like when you cancel plans with someone and you

747
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 2: you've got to make up a reason why. And it's

748
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,360
Speaker 2: like I've started to do this thing where it's like

749
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter, So I just I'm not coming, you know,

750
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 2: because I don't want to be questioned. But like, yeah,

751
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 2: he's got he's got your bent.

752
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: Over and you're happy to let you know that the

753
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 1: passport has arrived. We are going to Bali, Britt. If

754
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: you're listening, we will be at your wedding. Not me,

755
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: because I won't.

756
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 2: But the post office is a weird combination between the

757
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 2: library and inconvenience store, don't you think, but with a

758
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 2: line in it, like you're always lining up in the

759
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 2: post office. It's quiet, No one's really there's a lot

760
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 2: of paper shuffling. But also you can pick up like

761
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 2: some odd toy that you saw on TV.

762
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: On TV, the toys in there with the kids are

763
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 1: fucking horrendous, as in like they're just like they are

764
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 1: just they've got it absolutely dial to just get your

765
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: child's attention.

766
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 2: Point of under.

767
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: I was in there like, well, look at me quickly,

768
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: don't look at the toys.

769
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 2: Have you seen the scene on TV? Section it's amazing?

770
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: What do you got?

771
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 5: Uh?

772
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,919
Speaker 2: Per rant? This one's from We got it a few

773
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 2: times actually, and we have brought this up before. And

774
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 2: you know, my stance on this is, if I'm talking

775
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 2: about my kids, please do not compare my experiences to

776
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 2: your dog slash.

777
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:53,320
Speaker 4: Pets pet parents. I think it's a fair rant.

778
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 1: You okay, you don't like that pet?

779
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 2: They don't.

780
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,720
Speaker 4: And I've noticed lately a lot of people are walking

781
00:37:58,760 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 4: their cats.

782
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 2: Stop it. This is it's fucking embarrassing, Like they say,

783
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 2: if we were invaded by aliens. First of all, we're

784
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,320
Speaker 2: picking up dog shit for dogs. Don't think they're in charge.

785
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,959
Speaker 2: Now we're walking cats, like giving them their exercises. They're

786
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 2: born to hunt, They're born to climb and jump and

787
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:20,359
Speaker 2: all sorts of shit like this, but don't walk it.

788
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 2: The other day I was walking over. I was running

789
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 2: down a track in warry Wood worry Hood as we

790
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 2: call it now, and there was a lady pushing a pram.

791
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 2: I was like, I just pushing a pram. Look inside,

792
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 2: dog and cat. They've got legs. Put them on the ground,

793
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 2: take it.

794
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 4: Take the cat home first, and then take the dog

795
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:38,479
Speaker 4: for a walk.

796
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: I do find it strange people. I'm like, oh God,

797
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 1: I don't want to attack the pet parents out there,

798
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: but attack away if you're if your animal cannot, Like

799
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 1: how far are you walking? That requires your pet to

800
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: be in a pram.

801
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 2: Put it down the pram, not the pets, just to

802
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 2: be clear. But also a friend of mine was winging

803
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 2: the the day. Who's got a kid, and he was like,

804
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 2: I'm so tired.

805
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, kids, you know he was like, no,

806
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: it's not the kid, kids. Fine, the dog keeps getting

807
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,280
Speaker 1: up in the middle.

808
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 2: Of the I and I just I'm not even listening

809
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 2: to you anymore, bro, because the dog it's and I

810
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 2: get it. My dog gets up all the time. And

811
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 2: I've got to let it out. But I don't winge

812
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,080
Speaker 2: about it because there's people out there.

813
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 1: You did you did earlier mention something about your dog that.

814
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 2: Was yeah, but that's because it was being poisoned by

815
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 2: my child. So it's different. But also it's like, it's

816
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 2: not it's not the same. It is not the same.

817
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 2: And I think, like fair rant, and I could sit

818
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 2: here all day, I could have a whole podcast parents.

819
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:44,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to stop you stop me, and

820
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 1: I'm going to stop you with a rant from Nick.

821
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 2: Thank you Nick. He's like, have you heard of this

822
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 2: thing called pet parents?

823
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:57,720
Speaker 1: Nick says yes. Nick's rant is when your children store

824
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,959
Speaker 1: food in their mouth during dinner time and it stays there,

825
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:03,280
Speaker 1: which means you can't give them a follow up mouthful

826
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: because they always go ooh. The kids are triggered. The

827
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: kids have figured us out.

828
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 4: They have Macy does that all the time, just like

829
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 4: fucking Lola.

830
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,400
Speaker 1: We'll just she'll just wedge it in the side and

831
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 1: she'll have one mouthful for like ten minutes. Oh my god,

832
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like another mouthful and she's like, like tobacco,

833
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: she pulls it out of a gum.

834
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 2: What do you mean He'll like, when I'm not looking,

835
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 2: he'll be like, so annoying, where's he spitting it back

836
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 2: onto the plate? Oh savage?

837
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: Do you make him put it back in his mouth.

838
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: I'm going to try that, just c just an idea. Yeah.

839
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 2: Well, I told you when I was a kid that

840
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 2: if we didn't need our dinner, my dad would just

841
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:46,319
Speaker 2: put the dinner in our bed.

842
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: That's right, and cover it up with the dinner. And

843
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 1: then I go to get in a bed and there's

844
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:53,880
Speaker 1: a sausage. You're talking about the dinner.

845
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 2: Oh go ahead, brother, another one. I do have an

846
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 2: other one here, but thank you, Nick. This is from Laura. No, sorry,

847
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:10,959
Speaker 2: this is Tremainy. Hello Amy, Sorry you got your name wrong.

848
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 2: Daughter just started KINDI why so? Why in capital?

849
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: Sorry?

850
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:20,720
Speaker 2: So many events that parents have to attend? Oh yes,

851
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:22,879
Speaker 2: oh man.

852
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: Laura lost her shit the other week when she had

853
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:28,839
Speaker 1: to go to two events for Mother's Day. One at

854
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: the school that she tried to rope me into going.

855
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,879
Speaker 1: It was it was a morning it was a morning thing,

856
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 1: and the invite said the event is from seven to

857
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 1: eight forty five, as like, that's how long the Mother's

858
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: Day stare will be open for that you can go

859
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: with your kids and they can buy your present in

860
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,760
Speaker 1: front of you, which is weird, but anyway, so weird.

861
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 1: And Laura was like, got up at six in the

862
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,800
Speaker 1: morning and she's like, fuck, quickly, get the kids. We

863
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: got to get out the door be there for seven o'clock,

864
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: which is when the event starts. So Laura went to

865
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:00,320
Speaker 1: the event for the full seven to eight forty.

866
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 2: Oh that's a rookie move. It's like a five minute thing.

867
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,600
Speaker 2: If you if your time it probably she's probably good

868
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 2: timing it early. Get it done, but don't stay for

869
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 2: an hour.

870
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,879
Speaker 1: You can't because you can't drop the kids off because

871
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: you're like untill a thirty. The Lord was there with

872
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: the kids and I was like, I'm not going. And

873
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: then Laura came home and was like there were so

874
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 1: many dads there and I was like, that is a lie.

875
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 2: I told you she would say that, Oh man, I

876
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 2: am good at what I do.

877
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,439
Speaker 1: And then after that I had to the kindy afternoon tea,

878
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:34,840
Speaker 1: the daycare tea. It's just a drag. We don't punish us.

879
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,240
Speaker 4: Right, I don't mind.

880
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 2: So like for example, Father's Day, pizza and puzzle Night,

881
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 2: don't mind because I'm hungry, and I love puzzles, and

882
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 2: and look, honestly, I don't think I did a single puzzle.

883
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: I think we built something anyway.

884
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 2: And like I think that is like forty five minutes, max, dude,

885
00:42:56,280 --> 00:43:00,120
Speaker 2: like two hours. I'm still sitting there. Thankfully I have friends,

886
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 2: because I don't want to make any new friends, but

887
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 2: I have friends.

888
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 1: And we were all like, who's going to be the

889
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 1: first to go?

890
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 2: And they were like, and they time it perfectly so

891
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 2: that the kids would do like a performance at the end,

892
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 2: like a bit of a love that call and response

893
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,200
Speaker 2: singing yeah, but.

894
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 4: At the end, and it's like, fucking it's a bit.

895
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 2: I was like, pretty sure there's lockout laws in Sydney,

896
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 2: but and then it's like okay, well we've had that.

897
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 4: And then they're like you've got to come in for

898
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 4: further day breakfast too, and.

899
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: It's like what the double up? The double never ending?

900
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 2: And like you know, like primary school now where we

901
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 2: talked about this and alcohol these events, which is fair

902
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 2: enough but not actually it's not fair enough. But and

903
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 2: now they're like, yeah, okay, now you've got to go

904
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:46,760
Speaker 2: to Father's day this then you it's just too much,

905
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,719
Speaker 2: too much, Ash, Matt, I think it's time for some questions.

906
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 1: Ash, I think you're right. I'll go to here. I'm

907
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: going to kick it off. The other week we did

908
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 1: the baby products are kind of shit scams. If you will,

909
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: we're going to flip it. And we've asked, what are

910
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: your top three baby items that you swear by?

911
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 2: Yes, top three?

912
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: Number three for you?

913
00:44:08,239 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 2: Three for me is I'm gonna say uncentered wipes. You

914
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 2: love a wipe, I do, but they cannot be centered

915
00:44:17,560 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 2: something for you are the baby me. It's like I

916
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 2: just felt like I felt like when we did have

917
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 2: centered pack, everything just smelled like that centered pack and

918
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 2: I was like, no, it's like when you go like,

919
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 2: you don't you get triggered by a smell.

920
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,920
Speaker 1: That's what What are you gonna do when Macy stops

921
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 1: swearing nappies and you no longer require wipes for her anymore?

922
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 2: Bro?

923
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: That's all right. My number three is ones is with

924
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: a zip. Yeah, from zip. I refuse a onesie with

925
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 1: like a clip button.

926
00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 2: Oh it's good. No. The one thing the clip is

927
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 2: good for is like, tell me just ripping it off quick.

928
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,240
Speaker 2: That's it.

929
00:45:00,239 --> 00:45:02,200
Speaker 1: It's a zip zip it.

930
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 2: I'm no good with zips, ask my foreskin. Number two

931
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 2: for me electric snotsucker. What So it's electric and it's

932
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 2: like snot hence electric snop sucker.

933
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:19,759
Speaker 1: When does it work?

934
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 2: Because you know they can't blow their noses. You stick

935
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 2: up their nose. It's just like a it's like a vacuum.

936
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 2: It's a book a vacuum, that's what it is.

937
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 1: But that's a product that I would be like, that's

938
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: a scam.

939
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 2: No no, because it's like you sort of pin them down.

940
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 2: That sounded wrong.

941
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: You gotta you got it, you got it.

942
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 4: It's kind of like when you had to do a

943
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 4: COVID test for a kid.

944
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: I get it.

945
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:44,240
Speaker 2: It was like trying to get dogs take medication.

946
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 1: Same thing. If family services are listening Ashwicks.

947
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 2: You get to snot sucker hour before they go to bed,

948
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,760
Speaker 2: snot suck bit of say like saline spray.

949
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 1: Wow, okay. Number two for me is far away, Doc

950
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 1: a tot excuse me, thank you, doctor tot. Is it's

951
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:08,879
Speaker 1: like a pillow in a U shape, so it's got

952
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,520
Speaker 1: like a flat base, has like a raised like little

953
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 1: snake if you will, around in the shape of a

954
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 1: U shape, so you can almost put it down any

955
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,959
Speaker 1: flat surface, and that becomes where the baby can sleep

956
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: a bed.

957
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:22,319
Speaker 2: Like you've got a door, you got a.

958
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 1: Gin, Yeah, I've got a flat service. You've got a bed.

959
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 2: Yeah boom flat boom.

960
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 4: Okay, I get you.

961
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:28,799
Speaker 2: So you can like I'm envisioning it.

962
00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: Literally, like when we went traveling with Miley when she

963
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,319
Speaker 1: was three months old. We didn't some places didn't have

964
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 1: like a cot. They're just like what And then we

965
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 1: were just we will put the doctor tot on the

966
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: bed for a nap. Wow, there you go. Yeah, you

967
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 1: can nap anywhere.

968
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 2: They have adult sized ones.

969
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 1: They actually have really big ones.

970
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,280
Speaker 2: And number one for me, which is still a staple

971
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 2: in my house, white noise machine.

972
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: We never got into the white noise, so again for

973
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: you with the baby, both white.

974
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 4: I progressed from the white noise to sleep music.

975
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: Did you ever use brown noise?

976
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 2: We've had this chat before.

977
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's brown noise.

978
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 4: I do have brown noise every morning after.

979
00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 2: Roll.

980
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: That's why they pay you the big But wait, yeah, no,

981
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: what is brown noise? Let's not get into it. What's

982
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: the number one? Number one? This is controversial, but I'm

983
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:31,680
Speaker 1: going to stand by it. I think it is the

984
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 1: most important product. And then there's a lot of parents

985
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 1: out there who do not use this product, and if

986
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:39,360
Speaker 1: you do, not start using it because it's an absolute

987
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 1: game change to.

988
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 2: Doting dad's calendar. Never missed their birthday again unless it's

989
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 2: on March twentieth, which.

990
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:56,280
Speaker 1: My number one item for babies. Gonna sound weird, suppositories,

991
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember trying to get liquid into a

992
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: small baby and they just it's a man, They just

993
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 1: spit it right out. And I was like, actually got

994
00:48:07,840 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 1: such a fever.

995
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 2: Had I do this? Okay, if you're not a suppository guy,

996
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 2: we've net like we've never really had to be like

997
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 2: maybe once or twice we make this a bit consomma.

998
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 2: We've seen this ship.

999
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: Panadog put a suppository up there, and like it's a

1000
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: game change.

1001
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 2: I was pretty lucky because my kids loved on love ringe,

1002
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 2: the sert mouth syringe thing.

1003
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: Newborn.

1004
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:38,279
Speaker 2: Uh No, but the tip was blowing the face goes

1005
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 2: down the side, cheek cheeked the further.

1006
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: You've got to breath in the face, and my kid

1007
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:48,839
Speaker 1: was like.

1008
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 2: Funk off's a bit like, yeah, what are you doing

1009
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 2: when you blow on the dog's face? Same thing, but look,

1010
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 2: we've never. Thankfully, my kids have liked the syringing. This

1011
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 2: call lollly water sweet. That was easy for us. But yeah,

1012
00:49:04,239 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 2: I thankfully I haven't had to be a finger up

1013
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 2: the bum sort of guy very often.

1014
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: But if you were apparent out there with a newborn suppositories,

1015
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 1: I'm telling you there's a little.

1016
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 2: Applicator though, you don't have to get down the dirty.

1017
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,799
Speaker 1: And how else are you gonna do it? You gotta

1018
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 1: quit fingering, well like not in yeah, but like you

1019
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 1: use your finger and it is like a vacuum, isn't

1020
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 1: it down there? Yeah, I'm stuck it up absolutely, there

1021
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 1: you go.

1022
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 2: It's not liquid. Sorry, I've got a lot of questions.

1023
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 2: I never really had to do it.

1024
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: To do it, they take it out of the wrapper,

1025
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 1: it's like a little bullets, like a.

1026
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 2: Bullet All right, that's great. Have I got a question

1027
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:49,319
Speaker 2: for you? I do? This is from La La.

1028
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 4: What are your thoughts on letting your kids sleep over

1029
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:54,280
Speaker 4: at other people's houses?

1030
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 1: Sugar? How old were you when you had your first sleepover?

1031
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:02,800
Speaker 1: It was definitely primary school? Like his name is Steve

1032
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: and Harry Knuckles.

1033
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 2: No, sorry, ah, good question. I think I remember I

1034
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 2: was pretty lucky because where we lived our house backed

1035
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 2: on too friends that we were all in the same sort.

1036
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: Of class, so it wasn't far, so it wasn't.

1037
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 4: Far like we would even sometimes we camp in.

1038
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:26,680
Speaker 2: The backyard and stuff.

1039
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:29,439
Speaker 1: Is like I do remember my brother going for his

1040
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,800
Speaker 1: first sleepover and he had to get picked up in

1041
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: the middle of the night. Oh yeah, he did the

1042
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 1: old midnight pick up.

1043
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1044
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,720
Speaker 2: Look, I definitely have done that too as a kid.

1045
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:46,880
Speaker 2: I recall not all the time. I think like I

1046
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:48,840
Speaker 2: think when I got roped into a sleepover at the

1047
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 2: poor person's house. I try to remember my dad was

1048
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 2: quite a night hour, so I knew he could come

1049
00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 2: and get me, like I was like, I can't get me.

1050
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you got to thirteen fourteen, I.

1051
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 2: Think things have changed a lot where well, hang on,

1052
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 2: so you got your kids are so interactive online and

1053
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 2: stuff at that thirteen fourteen, I don't think they need

1054
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 2: have sleepovers.

1055
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: I'm not a huge to sleepover is the dying. I

1056
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: just spat all over you. I'm so sorry.

1057
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 2: I actually like that that's what happened to sleepovers.

1058
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 1: So I literally just becoming I don't know what happened.

1059
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: Are you saying that sleepovers are the dying breee. Do

1060
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:30,560
Speaker 1: you think do you think in the next generation they'll

1061
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 1: be like a sleepover is.

1062
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 2: I don't think it really like riding by. You can't

1063
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 2: have it on the mouth in the house. I think

1064
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, I reckon, it's definitely dying out. It

1065
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 2: was definitely more of a thing. I would say, I

1066
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 2: don't crossed that bridge when I get there, but I

1067
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 2: depending on who it is.

1068
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 1: But then also, what do you if they're a tried

1069
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: and tested family, Yeah, it's like the lash ky kid

1070
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: who's like, can you sleepovere? Fuck off? Like who's your please?

1071
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 1: Plenty Lenny. Yeah, that's cool because do you know very

1072
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: much it's a safe place.

1073
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 2: If it's like her, that's a thing to remember. They

1074
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 2: used to be sleepover parties, like it was like a

1075
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:10,320
Speaker 2: birthday party.

1076
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 1: Ye, sleepover. I wonder if that still happens. That's like

1077
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: when you're Yeah, actually that's when you're twelve and thirteen.

1078
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 2: Interesting, Actually, if you do have twelve thirteen year olds

1079
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 2: currently fourteen, we don't want to hear about it twelve

1080
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 2: thirteen and then what's your stance on that?

1081
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, is it still happening? Is it still a thing?

1082
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,360
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know because I'm not going to twelve and thirteen.

1083
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 2: Year old obviously, or am I I'm not.

1084
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,200
Speaker 1: You're making a lot of pedophiles.

1085
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. Where I stand, Like I said, I'll

1086
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:43,800
Speaker 2: cross at bridge, want to get there? It was now okay?

1087
00:52:43,880 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 2: If it was now, definitely not and I would think

1088
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 2: it would be.

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Speaker 1: If I if I answer the question how old Oscar

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Speaker 1: primary school?

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Speaker 4: Twelve years old? And it was a close family friend?

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Speaker 1: Okay, have you what is the rule for knowing the family?

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Speaker 2: The other parents I'm talking hang out with them all

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Speaker 2: the time, like if we're over, Just say, for example,

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Speaker 2: if Mike is over with his kids and Lenny's Lenny

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Speaker 2: and Oscar, Like, can Lenny sleep over?

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's the answer, or can Oscar sleepover?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Because that close you have to have at least

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Speaker 1: like ten one on one little playdates with that child

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Speaker 1: and have experience going out with the family. Yeah, for sure,

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Speaker 1: for sure. If it was like a gin, it's just

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Speaker 1: easy to say no, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Because there's all sorts of things.

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Speaker 2: Even if I think where I would stand is where

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Speaker 2: the parent where If Oscar's like can Lenny sleep over?

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Speaker 2: That you can stamp that out right there. It can

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Speaker 2: be like Oscar, I don't think it's good idea.

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Speaker 1: No, when older?

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Speaker 2: Wait what now? No? I think twelve, I think twelve

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Speaker 2: years old? Twelve, you can.

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Speaker 1: Go over the benchmark.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you could go. You could have you could probably

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Speaker 2: reason with the with the kids, and you would trust

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Speaker 2: the family because I mean, yeah, but if it was

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Speaker 2: like a brand new friend, it was like, no, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Stand But like I said, we'll cross that when we

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Speaker 1: get there. So I don't want to think about it. Now.

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Speaker 2: What do you think?

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Speaker 1: Where are you going? What are you thinking about it?

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Speaker 1: I think it's a tricky one because you're like, oh god,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to burden another family as well with

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Speaker 1: my child, you know, as much as I want to

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Speaker 1: get rid of them. Yeah, I'm with you. I think

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Speaker 1: I think looking back, I must have been about twelve

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Speaker 1: or maybe eleven. I feel like I feel like when

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Speaker 1: you get to the age of twelve, But there has

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Speaker 1: to be like we have to give a rigid what's

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Speaker 1: the word I'm looking for. There has to be a

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Speaker 1: rigid process for like knowing that that family is great,

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Speaker 1: they're safe, Yeah, for sure, they're not weirdos. Yeah, like

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Speaker 1: a checklist. Yeah. I think like if there's a family

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Speaker 1: that we've had a holiday with like that, that's a level,

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Speaker 1: that's a level of friendship that I would then feel

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Speaker 1: comfortable in letting my child once they're like eleven or

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Speaker 1: twelve to then have a sleepover.

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Speaker 2: I think if someone's like, can I Oscar have a

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Speaker 2: sleepover them? Like, can you take the rest of them

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Speaker 2: here and leave?

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