WEBVTT - MINI: The Bean Tax

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, producer Rio, Good morning, it's pats in today.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hard to tower that slow starts at six o'clock.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not off theore. You having a little Nana app at.

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<v Speaker 5>Six little something going on with my disk. It was

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<v Speaker 5>fine at five point thirty. Should not go on the

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<v Speaker 5>red light, would not know.

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<v Speaker 2>How you and Chris run your life. Okay, Wednesday is

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<v Speaker 2>the new Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>We get it.

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<v Speaker 2>The Brown Brothers a bottle got knocked Ober last night.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay. The team have gone to death com one right, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 2>Producer Kellen came running in and she goes, we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to go and get coffee, and pats I said, well,

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<v Speaker 2>she's blaming the technical equipment, so you need to pour

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<v Speaker 2>it into the failures.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the desk that's not playing right, not the I.

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<v Speaker 6>Think you know that was weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, pats you heard Yessay saying now upset you word

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<v Speaker 2>that you couldn't find any beans? Yes, what have I

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<v Speaker 2>gone about yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>They, by the way, eight dollars thirty two cents.

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<v Speaker 3>Right did you get them from?

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<v Speaker 2>Packed by nature?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a jack and the bean storm.

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<v Speaker 1>These are magic beans.

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<v Speaker 2>Eight dollars thirty two for two hundred and fifty grounds

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<v Speaker 2>of beans.

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<v Speaker 6>That's bay side beans' bayside tacks.

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<v Speaker 1>These are not just normal beans. Okay, these are God's beans.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh they're probably organic, are they? Because that you always

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<v Speaker 5>paid just a little bit more when it's organic.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they are.

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<v Speaker 4>But this is pats that is so kind. Well, no way,

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<v Speaker 4>I've got your beans.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to win you got it, my friend. No

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<v Speaker 1>one gets free beans in life. We all know that phrase.

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<v Speaker 4>You want your beans, you can win your beans.

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<v Speaker 1>It all right?

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<v Speaker 4>So we have the song here am losing my religion.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just sing. It's four and a half minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Rio is going to create an instant quizrio of five

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<v Speaker 2>questions about the news this week here in Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you read the.

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<v Speaker 4>News, but do you know the news?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, get three out of five, you win the beams.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't even have to get all of the.

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<v Speaker 2>Price worth eight dollars thirty two. I love the ambition.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even have to get all of them.

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<v Speaker 6>And what if I, Louise do we then open it

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<v Speaker 6>to the listener.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, what a great, what a great rollover, roll over.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know when patses beans.

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<v Speaker 6>Anything's possible this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you can know it.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, you, come on now, it's not you, it's

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<v Speaker 4>the desk.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, well it actually was. Yeah, let's go on their

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<v Speaker 7>prep now, yeap.

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<v Speaker 8>No, no cheating the news. So every half an hour

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<v Speaker 8>starting up five thirty five, thirty six, six thirty seven,

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<v Speaker 8>seven thirty eight, eight thirty nine, eight times a day,

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<v Speaker 8>forty five news bulletins a week.

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<v Speaker 6>Let me get that's.

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<v Speaker 7>Almost I'll get in my news reader zone.

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<v Speaker 4>Three hundred and eighty a month.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure it's fourth thousand a month news bulletins. That's one

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<v Speaker 2>of the questions having news bulletins. If you've done so

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<v Speaker 2>far this week, that can be questioned Number one. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>win your beans. Pat's coming up.

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<v Speaker 3>Next, Christian O'Connell show, Go on podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>This is from listener James. Just want to message you

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<v Speaker 2>rather at the start the show to let you know

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<v Speaker 2>that the karate team from Australia went to the World

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<v Speaker 2>Masters Games in Taipei. Eleven Australian athletes aged between thirty

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<v Speaker 2>five to sixty five competed. Metal tany for the week

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<v Speaker 2>was four golds, two silvers, five bronzes.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a huge effort. Well done. We will all

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<v Speaker 1>be back Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>Please can you give us a shout out James and

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<v Speaker 2>the karate team in Taipei right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Well done.

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<v Speaker 3>I love the idea of master's karate argu.

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<v Speaker 1>And that kind of age as well.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So Patsy was saying yesterday how she can't

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<v Speaker 2>get hold of any beans. I saw some yesterday and

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<v Speaker 2>I bought some for Patsy. But Patsy to win these beans.

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<v Speaker 2>That's because actually they cost me eight dollars and thirty

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<v Speaker 2>two percents. They are magic beans. Now, Patty, obviously you

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<v Speaker 2>do the news brillianty every single day.

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<v Speaker 4>But do you know the news.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, they're about to find out.

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<v Speaker 2>Rio has hastily covered together an instant Pat's Beans Quiz.

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<v Speaker 2>Five questions about the news this week? Pats Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 6>Let's go?

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<v Speaker 1>Player one? Good luck?

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<v Speaker 3>Question number one? Where did King Charles go on a

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<v Speaker 3>two day visit to this week?

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<v Speaker 5>He went to Canada and he opened parliament there and

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<v Speaker 5>is the first monarch to have done so in nearly

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<v Speaker 5>half a century.

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<v Speaker 2>Start getting rial. No, no, I've noticed all the tabs

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<v Speaker 2>are open. No, no, no, no, all the tabs are open.

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<v Speaker 2>She's just read the news ten minutes ago. The screens

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<v Speaker 2>are on the fire, Caitlyn, I need you to go in.

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<v Speaker 2>Then stay stand behind.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got my spotter, all.

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<v Speaker 5>My screen six thirty news pat's on fire.

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<v Speaker 7>No, it is actually, in fact, just the news.

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<v Speaker 6>But she could have No.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I've just got Victoria, this, Harold's Son and weather bureau.

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<v Speaker 6>That's all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you've got your news from Harold's son. Wait, she does,

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<v Speaker 2>all right? Reset that not first one out? We reset

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<v Speaker 2>the news because begins. We have a spotter. We have

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<v Speaker 2>a spotter. The steaks eight dollars and thirty two cents

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<v Speaker 2>worth of magic green beans.

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<v Speaker 3>Question number one, The Nationals and Liberals reunited this week? Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>what is the name of the Nationals leader?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, I've got more redeeming? Who stayed in my brain?

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<v Speaker 6>No Federal ge like, I get it, just a tiny.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the works news is Now you've lost the news.

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<v Speaker 3>Who won the Monaco Grand Prix?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you should know that's your sport it Monday.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, mister Wolfie.

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<v Speaker 1>Suddenly your friends with friends.

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<v Speaker 5>Mister it certainly wasn't Oscopiastri because he finished third on

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<v Speaker 5>the poet.

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<v Speaker 6>Was it his teammate? I can't remember.

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<v Speaker 3>It was his teammate, But what's his name? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I know, almost could be an Australian.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, well done, we gave you that.

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<v Speaker 3>Well done.

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<v Speaker 2>It does sounded like an Australian name with the O

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<v Speaker 2>at the end.

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<v Speaker 1>Mate.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, you got one out of five auly no two?

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<v Speaker 3>What private health provider collapsed this week?

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<v Speaker 1>Big story?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh did they You told us about it this week?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, certainly not mine because I haven't got a letter

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<v Speaker 7>in the mail.

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<v Speaker 6>So I'm going to guess Australian.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yep, oh.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it'd be amazing if the only one you get right?

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<v Speaker 3>No, right, it was it was health Scope.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, health provider.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought you meant like private health fund but hospital network?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>Right.

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<v Speaker 6>What's the next one?

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<v Speaker 3>What was the score in the State of origin last

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, this is easy.

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<v Speaker 7>The score in the State of Origin last night, I

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<v Speaker 7>believe was I.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, well done? Now did you get in

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<v Speaker 1>on three out of.

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<v Speaker 8>Five including Charlie, you have war these beans.

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<v Speaker 6>It's beans Tonight, Family

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