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Speaker 1: oning Alex. Good morning Now.
Speaker 2: This week I'm in Sydney doing the show, and the
Speaker 2: producers are here, and Rio is here, and this radio
Speaker 2: station have crammed producer Caitlin Josh on the show and
Speaker 2: Rio all in an Airbnb together, And yesterday I was
Speaker 2: calling this producer Island. Sadly producer Island has claimed its
Speaker 2: first victim.
Speaker 1: Rio's off sick. Yes he's very ill.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, too much party in the frat House's.
Speaker 2: I got to be honest pants when I saw his
Speaker 2: message and I was like, God damn it that they
Speaker 2: have a big night last week. Of course that generational
Speaker 2: weak sauce. Yes, I don't mind it, but you've still
Speaker 2: got to show up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you old enough to hung over. You've got
Speaker 1: to wear it, just wear it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Nowaday, we didn't sleep, we just rocked up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we didn't have we didn't have Bronka. We
Speaker 2: didn't even have water. Water has only just been invented.
Speaker 2: I d now the young generation with the hydralights and
Speaker 2: ten gallon things, Frank green bottles. I see my kids
Speaker 2: now and I'm like, sorry, you off, I'm going through
Speaker 2: the outback, through the hum You just you're just going
Speaker 2: out to the shops ten minutes.
Speaker 1: You would need two liters of water to get through
Speaker 1: the day. So participating with us. So what's happened to him?
Speaker 7: Yes, So yesterday afternoon Rio said to me, I'm going
Speaker 7: to go back to the apartment. I said, okay, no worries,
Speaker 7: and he goes, I just don't feel quite right, And
Speaker 7: I was all right, just go to the chemists, get.
Speaker 8: What you need.
Speaker 7: So I get home. He has moved his bed into
Speaker 7: our round.
Speaker 2: Room and something young boy does on Christmas Eve. He's
Speaker 2: a grown aunced man with a mortgage. Yes, so he's
Speaker 2: there like, we really should have just have live streaming
Speaker 2: for your house.
Speaker 7: Without a doubt, Oh my god.
Speaker 8: And so he's laying on the cash.
Speaker 7: I said, hey, you going, He's like, oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 7: really I'm not good and.
Speaker 6: Then that kind of sh Is that interesting?
Speaker 1: What happens when men get ill? Right?
Speaker 2: If there's a woman around, suddenly you're cast as his
Speaker 2: reluctant mum. Did he want his tummy rubbed?
Speaker 7: I don't know what is in his mind, but as
Speaker 7: I walked through the gate, We've got this beautiful outdoor
Speaker 7: setting area and has this lovely old regal table.
Speaker 8: He's just got his two pairs of socks that he
Speaker 8: wore during the day outside. No idea, what is trying off?
Speaker 8: Like from like, It's just he didn't go for a run.
Speaker 8: He didn't do anything that needed it to just be
Speaker 8: out there.
Speaker 2: That's rough for you, having to live with two guys,
Speaker 2: two men, and you're if you know what's saying it, you're.
Speaker 1: A gay lady.
Speaker 2: I'm a gay So you've opted not to have that lifestyle, right,
Speaker 2: And I get it about every woman right now? I see,
Speaker 2: Actually what just feral about that? Toilet seats permanently up
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 8: So last night so Ria went to the chemist.
Speaker 7: Yesterday he goes to me, knocks on my door, Hey, Mac,
Speaker 7: And I said, yeah, mate, what are you okay?
Speaker 1: What do you need tucking in?
Speaker 2: We know he's a tucker. We know he's a tun tu.
Speaker 8: I just need some toothpaste, I said, what Rio, We're
Speaker 8: here for a week.
Speaker 2: You didn't toothpaste? And he's got a sore throat the
Speaker 2: germs living in his payhole.
Speaker 7: So I gave him some toothpaste on a toilet piece
Speaker 7: of paper, just so it wouldn't transfer.
Speaker 2: That's rough.
Speaker 1: Why did he just like sort of spread out on his.
Speaker 8: Brush because it transfers his.
Speaker 2: DNA transfer.
Speaker 8: Anyway, as I.
Speaker 7: Was doing that, I noticed the seat toilet seat was up.
Speaker 8: That is very rare in my house.
Speaker 1: That's horrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think it's o living with another woman
Speaker 2: to be if someone's there. There's a man in this
Speaker 2: house and there's a ghost man.
Speaker 7: I literally was like, oh my god, already I felt uncomfortable.
Speaker 8: I him, I ran out, and this morning he's messaged
Speaker 8: the whole team.
Speaker 7: He said, guys, I can't even speak, so we were
Speaker 7: standing next to each other and we'll message.
Speaker 4: In each well.
Speaker 2: I did appreciate in the message he sent me, Patsy
Speaker 2: and amits you all love this and I appreciate that
Speaker 2: Katie is obviously trying to work out he's weak source
Speaker 2: because he's a man.
Speaker 1: Parently who are trying to encourage him to just sit
Speaker 1: in a different part of the station. Yeah, and just
Speaker 1: I did germ it up, but have.
Speaker 2: A microphone but away from me. No, I appreciate that's
Speaker 2: proper hardcore producing. Okay, Well, look, if you can breathe,
Speaker 2: you can go to the radio shop. If that again,
Speaker 2: like the mum that goes, just go to school for
Speaker 2: an hour and see how you get on the first hour.
Speaker 1: Okay, and then see if you can get to seven
Speaker 1: o'clock and then we go from there.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's a big WARS Like.
Speaker 7: I kind of talked to him a little bit and
Speaker 7: he was like, I was like, that's a big girl.
Speaker 6: Really really quarantine s.
Speaker 2: So do we think he's going to come in at
Speaker 2: all this week?
Speaker 8: I pray his dad's a doctor. I said, give him
Speaker 8: a call and say how do I fix this? Immedium,
Speaker 8: you're right.
Speaker 2: Call doctor Lea. Yes, well I'll tell you what's three
Speaker 2: entered producer ride in the House.
Speaker 1: Only two remain.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Every Tuesday.
Speaker 2: On the show, we asked about how did you start
Speaker 2: the week. How's your Monday? Would you say you're a
Speaker 2: Monday winner or loser?
Speaker 1: Let me know?
Speaker 2: Text me oh four seven five three one oh four three, Patsy,
Speaker 2: how are you starting the week?
Speaker 1: Are you Monday winner or loser?
Speaker 8: Absolute loser? Do you know why?
Speaker 5: Because on the way home yesterday, I don't know how
Speaker 5: I done it. I've done it, but somehow, as I
Speaker 5: was driving, my reverse camera was stuck on. So it
Speaker 5: was like you know when you go overseas and you
Speaker 5: can watch the plane camera on the toil. Yeah, from
Speaker 5: the undercarriage, yes, like oh, it was actually really concerning,
Speaker 5: like it was putting me off drive.
Speaker 1: It must be really distracting.
Speaker 5: I actually don't know how I did it. I've never
Speaker 5: done it before, and I'm sort of pushing buttons.
Speaker 1: Is you run someone over? Yesterday? In news rival it's
Speaker 1: an average Monday.
Speaker 5: But I thought, God, that truck, BlimE me, that truck's
Speaker 5: really close to me on the freeway. But I don't
Speaker 5: know what I've done. I didn't think that was possible
Speaker 5: that you.
Speaker 2: Nudge something on these days. There's so many different buttons.
Speaker 1: So I must have, but I thought it.
Speaker 2: All we got to do is nudge something, yeah, and
Speaker 2: then it's hard to see. Nothing lights up. I've got
Speaker 2: in the car and the battery strained, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: what did I nudge me? Went somewhere didn't normally go?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't know. I don't know it's
Speaker 2: on or off? How to deactivate? And then you go
Speaker 2: on YouTube and you've got to watch like a ten
Speaker 2: minute dull video made by someone calling. It's always an
Speaker 2: English guy as well. We're like, it's only about ten seconds.
Speaker 2: I needed this how to turn the damn thing off?
Speaker 2: I know, such a frustrated I can subscribe on my video.
Speaker 5: But I didn't think it was possible to go in
Speaker 5: that sort of mode unless you're actually reversing that I
Speaker 5: was going. And I don't know what's going on, but
Speaker 5: there's too many buttons in a car these days, Like
Speaker 5: I don't even like cruise control.
Speaker 8: I feel really nervous.
Speaker 2: And turn that tiny rear wiper on. Is it the
Speaker 2: thing where you twist the thing? You don't move it up,
Speaker 2: you do the thing, you twist it away towards you.
Speaker 2: There's that strange flap on top of the indicator. Is
Speaker 2: it that one?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 2: And then last year I managed to turn it get
Speaker 2: it going, and there was like I could the reverse,
Speaker 2: wouldn't turn it off.
Speaker 7: Those cars you see the businesses that have all the
Speaker 7: painting on the outside of that and they can't see
Speaker 7: that it's on and it's just always going, you.
Speaker 8: Know, when you're on like a highway and you just
Speaker 8: see it go and you're like, there's no way that
Speaker 8: guy can see that.
Speaker 9: All the kids out there, we never used to have
Speaker 9: review in the back door.
Speaker 5: None of the bells and whistles.
Speaker 2: And I think, you know, Patsy's evidence here. I don't
Speaker 2: think it makes someone a better driver of my driving
Speaker 2: to it was a speed no and it was alf
Speaker 2: stuck out as well.
Speaker 8: No, no, it was a Patsy.
Speaker 2: When Henry Ford I had to create it was the
Speaker 2: second person in the world to pass her test.
Speaker 4: Ton O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Asking you today, how's yeay, yesterday? How's your Monday? How
Speaker 2: are you starting? Are you're a Monday winner or loser?
Speaker 2: Good morning to you Alex in Sydney, Christian, I'm actually
Speaker 2: a Monday winner. Me and my mate's one pub trivia
Speaker 2: last night. That's big. I love doing pub trivia quizzes.
Speaker 2: I remember years ago in the UK. I took my
Speaker 2: breakfast show. We went and did five different pub quizzes
Speaker 2: around the UK. We took the show on tour and
Speaker 2: it was so much fun. We went to these lovely
Speaker 2: little plubs pubs all around the UK. However, because you're
Speaker 2: in the pub every night, it was carnish that week.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I almost had to check into rehab by the end
Speaker 2: of the week. We're all just broken. I remember on
Speaker 2: the Thursday night we're in some Irish pub and the
Speaker 2: suddenly turned into a lockin twoout three in the morning,
Speaker 2: and so we thought ahead and I'd recorded, we'd all
Speaker 2: recorded without turnet boss the first hour Friday shott yes smart,
Speaker 2: until there's been a glitch and then accidentally upload and
Speaker 2: we're playing out a very old best of an hour
Speaker 2: where it was.
Speaker 1: For a Monday.
Speaker 2: And so it's Friday and two and a half million
Speaker 2: people around the UK are all going it's month, it's not.
Speaker 2: He keeps on This Monday morning, my Bosston rings me
Speaker 2: and go, you better go on air live right now
Speaker 2: because you've clearly pre record.
Speaker 1: I was been caught out.
Speaker 2: Oh no, yes, so to stumble on air, very croaky voice, Rio,
Speaker 2: are you listening.
Speaker 1: There's a lesson in that.
Speaker 2: Yes, if you're going to do the hangover, you still
Speaker 2: show up the next day. Christian, I was a Monday
Speaker 2: winner at table tennis. I'm hoping to turn it into
Speaker 2: double win. Managed to get through on the lines today
Speaker 2: to do the hot quiz that's on Vince Good Luck.
Speaker 2: I'm a Monday winner. So last night I went out
Speaker 2: to dinner by myself and I took my book.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a.
Speaker 2: Joy that is.
Speaker 8: I have never done that.
Speaker 2: It's the best.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 7: I don't know if I could go out to dinner myself.
Speaker 8: No, really, I don't know.
Speaker 7: I just I don't do anything by myself. Things like
Speaker 7: go for a walk or something like that is pretty normal.
Speaker 7: But I would never go to a cafe.
Speaker 8: I would go to the movies. Now, I always go
Speaker 8: with someone so nice.
Speaker 1: Really, as a parent, just have some of your own time.
Speaker 2: That two hours with my book and then so anyway,
Speaker 2: I tell you what my Monday winner is. I got
Speaker 2: chattered to the young guy behind the bar right and
Speaker 2: so I had to order my pizza and a glass
Speaker 2: of wine. I'll get chatting to him and then I
Speaker 2: go back to get another glass of wine and he said,
Speaker 2: do you know what, I'm not going to charge you
Speaker 2: for the food or the wine. No one ever talks
Speaker 2: to me in this job. He's really made me laugh.
Speaker 2: And then he goes, my name's Jake, and then he goes,
Speaker 2: what do you do? And sometimes when I tell people
Speaker 2: what I do, it makes a conversation weird. And we've
Speaker 2: been getting so well Jake and I and he didn't
Speaker 2: know what I did. And if I here's what happens
Speaker 2: when I tell people who don't know what I do.
Speaker 2: They will then apologize that they've never heard of me,
Speaker 2: or apologize for not listening, and the whole thing gets weird.
Speaker 1: So I just told him that I worked in cosmetics.
Speaker 1: What And I've got no idea why. He just like,
Speaker 1: what do you do?
Speaker 2: I know it cosmetics? And I'm now going to have
Speaker 2: to come up with a whole legend. What And you
Speaker 2: live in Sydney? I went, I'm here this week And
Speaker 2: then he was waiting for the next bit, went.
Speaker 1: For a conference?
Speaker 8: Do you know anything about cosmetics?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: And I was hoping, and I hope to god he
Speaker 2: doesn't go, oh, can you help my eye or my cheeks?
Speaker 1: My cheeks need some collagen and.
Speaker 2: I go, oh, yeah, yeah, Well here's the implants we
Speaker 2: use at the laboratory I work at. So he thinks,
Speaker 2: a guy called Christian who works in cosmetics, you really
Speaker 2: need And I think I'll be going back there this week.
Speaker 2: See if I get another free glass of wine. And
Speaker 2: I'm going to have to keep up this Jason Bourne
Speaker 2: fake identity. Plus, I'm aware that there's posters all around
Speaker 2: Sydney with my face on saying I do a radio show.
Speaker 2: He's that guy's a flipping liar, always going to go wow,
Speaker 2: he's a he's a he's a multi hyphen eate. But
Speaker 2: in the morning he does a radio show and then
Speaker 2: he goes and does cosmetics. Wow, the cosmetics guy. Alex,
Speaker 2: you Monday winner, a loser. I'm a winner and I'm
Speaker 2: a loser. I didn't have to do my daytime job
Speaker 2: yesterday because I rocked in and the boss Paulsys cheer
Speaker 2: after me.
Speaker 6: He guess mate to break down and communication. You're not
Speaker 6: needed today.
Speaker 1: I'm say, you're fine.
Speaker 2: Did you not get the email? So Alex does two jobs.
Speaker 2: I mean in case we're doing you're on Channel seven
Speaker 2: during the day doing the news.
Speaker 6: I am yeah, they call me to job Bob Christian
Speaker 6: and I was only one job.
Speaker 1: Too, Salomy Steve. It could be a lot high. But anyway,
Speaker 1: obviously super Bowl you weren't needed. No, I wasn't needed,
Speaker 1: and so all suited and booted, ready to go.
Speaker 6: Ready to go.
Speaker 9: I had a shave, and you have me a lucky pen.
Speaker 9: I had my lucky pan, yep, which is my little
Speaker 9: security blanket. I can't do anything without my lucky pan.
Speaker 2: I've got my lucky pen in my hand right now.
Speaker 2: So Alex has a lucky pan. I'm the same. I
Speaker 2: don't need a script on the radio. I just most
Speaker 2: of the time I'm holding a sharpy pen. I don't
Speaker 2: even know why.
Speaker 7: So you don't know why it helps you.
Speaker 6: It's like, yeah, yeah, I can't go on there without it.
Speaker 2: No, what I need to start the show is the
Speaker 2: sharmpy pen.
Speaker 6: There you go right down your So what do you
Speaker 6: just go home? I just went home.
Speaker 9: I was I'm a winner for not having to do
Speaker 9: that second job, and I lose it for dropping up
Speaker 9: to work.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Every morning, ask you two questions. First one is from
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Speaker 1: Who put you in the hot seat?
Speaker 10: Sitting in the hot seat, answer and question about the
Speaker 10: topic I digs for today, sitting in the hot seat
Speaker 10: talking to Christian God. I get to questions so that
Speaker 10: I can.
Speaker 2: Win to k All right, playing this morning, we go
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Speaker 1: To the show.
Speaker 11: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: All right, so, Linda, you saw last night's Millionaire hot Seats. Yes,
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Speaker 3: It actually is?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, all right, so the first one. Then here's
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Speaker 2: You love the TV show Survivor pretty much for Sorry,
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Speaker 1: What is that thender? You're pretty much grown up with it? Yes,
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Speaker 1: So what a form? Now? I need everybody's help.
Speaker 2: I want to form the Bogan alphabet and need some
Speaker 2: appropriate music.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 2: It's a soundtrack, is it?
Speaker 1: It's the soil.
Speaker 2: It's the soil VV. Now, first of all, a lot
Speaker 2: of people can be a bit sniffy and judgy, okay
Speaker 2: about Bogans to my English eyes. As soon as I
Speaker 2: moved here and start to learn about Bogans and actually
Speaker 2: working with someone who are, who will then tell me
Speaker 2: they're not Bogans actually are, I find it fascinating. Bogans
Speaker 2: are free, They're not self conscious like a lot of people,
Speaker 2: and I think all of us hasn't in a Bogan.
Speaker 8: Without a doubt. It comes I am just our Boguan.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I think it's a nice way to accept that.
Speaker 2: But there are certain things that Bogans love above and
Speaker 2: beyond the rest of us. So I want to celebrate
Speaker 2: being a Bogan with my Bogan alphabet. So I've got
Speaker 2: a couple of ones here D for DFO. Yes, Bogans
Speaker 2: love the DFO.
Speaker 1: Because I'm in Sydney.
Speaker 2: My wife called me yesterday and she's obviously now that
Speaker 2: I'm away for a week, she's out there hitting the
Speaker 2: credit card. She was a DFO yesterday. I rang her,
Speaker 2: went where are you?
Speaker 1: And she went DFO.
Speaker 2: I went, wow, please take me some pictures of some Bogans.
Speaker 8: Bogans love a sail. They love a discount discount. But
Speaker 8: if they'll tell you, they'll be like, oh yeah, mate,
Speaker 8: I've got you.
Speaker 1: Save fifty bucks off these pants.
Speaker 2: Don't even need them in the garage. The Bogan alphabet
Speaker 2: our first entry D for DFO, I've got. I think
Speaker 2: I've got the A as well. A current affair either
Speaker 2: on it, either on it, attacking a cameraman, swearing, finger pointing,
Speaker 2: or watching it. Bogan's either way, whether they're the star
Speaker 2: of it or just watching on the couch. Bogans love
Speaker 2: a current affair.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and witness accounts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, lady looked like a real good He's a
Speaker 2: destroyed mike.
Speaker 6: Or a bad neighbor.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you're right, a fence border dispute.
Speaker 7: The proof is in how long it's been on air.
Speaker 7: I reckon it's since I was born. I'm thirty three now,
Speaker 7: so I think without a doubt ACA has been on
Speaker 7: the air for thirty three years.
Speaker 2: It's been around for decades, isn't?
Speaker 1: And also why they're not? Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Speaker 2: Right should write a Current Affair the musical because there
Speaker 2: have been so many great moments in it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that you'd all remember.
Speaker 7: The guy, the guy with the dog that comes bounding over.
Speaker 2: He's my hang on it, we've got that clip right here,
Speaker 2: dog man. This should be like the you'd have this
Speaker 2: bit at the end of the first half.
Speaker 1: They always have a big show stopper, don't they.
Speaker 4: They came bounding over.
Speaker 2: It's never not funny hearing that noise. It's such a
Speaker 2: visceral thing he does. It's the best I want. This
Speaker 2: is my ring tone, just scaring people when selling my
Speaker 2: phone goes off.
Speaker 4: They came bounding over.
Speaker 1: All right, Alex, what have you got for our bogan alphabet?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 9: I had a toss up between ice House and Australian's
Speaker 9: Biscuit for I iced.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, come on, yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: If you go for ice House, well brilliant.
Speaker 1: No, I think it's more barnsy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not Midnight Oil, it's Chisel.
Speaker 13: I'm sticking with ice Bovo. How goot an ice Boa?
Speaker 13: That just works, Coconut. I just had talk about musical answers.
Speaker 13: I've got another one, m Michael.
Speaker 5: Buble, Oh Christmas album that they're they're the things I like.
Speaker 2: I talked about how I won't work with people who
Speaker 2: won't accept their Bogans smoking guns.
Speaker 5: Pats He's a very classy performer.
Speaker 14: He is and funny and funny he is actually he is,
Speaker 14: He's yeah, he's he's very trump but Bogans and it's
Speaker 14: not the rest of us is Christmas time you break
Speaker 14: out the Mickey b playlist.
Speaker 1: But Patsy and people like Patsy Bogans.
Speaker 2: He's all year round.
Speaker 7: He was the first artist that I bought the up
Speaker 7: the album for and it was a Christmas album.
Speaker 8: It's the first album I ever got on.
Speaker 15: Apple Music that man clears up at Christmas. He does
Speaker 15: absolutely Christmas. He's a Christmas magnet. I reckon he makes
Speaker 15: more than Santa.
Speaker 1: Seriously, every year. He's always got some of you Christmas
Speaker 1: album out or Christmas tour.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'd love to know this.
Speaker 2: I saw him live a couple of years ago and
Speaker 2: he was incredible, genuinely got them and a real showman
Speaker 2: and right. Patsy was actually is a sort of in
Speaker 2: between song banter.
Speaker 1: Was extremely funny.
Speaker 5: He doesn't take himself too seriously. That's what I love
Speaker 5: about him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Caitlin, Now you know these people.
Speaker 8: Well very well. I am one and the biggest one.
Speaker 7: That's for me right now, I have a C for you,
Speaker 7: and that's for a shady party.
Speaker 1: You love a shady party.
Speaker 7: A party doesn't have a tea, it has a d
Speaker 7: it's a shady party. All right.
Speaker 2: There's there's two drinks, Bogan's love. You're right, it's a
Speaker 2: shaddy and it's Mexican beer. Yes, yes, yeah, it makes
Speaker 2: them feel exotic. Yeah, I'm with you, bad bunny.
Speaker 4: The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 2: Kicking off this hour call and they leave that microphone
Speaker 2: alone when it's live. Sorry, we've got the old amateur
Speaker 2: cru stepping into the producer. Kaitlin has poisoned Rio. She's
Speaker 2: claimed her spot. This happens in broadcast since she's been
Speaker 2: mentored by Patsy.
Speaker 1: That's what you do. You have a rival, and then
Speaker 1: you did have a rival.
Speaker 5: She learned from the beach.
Speaker 2: She did. Yeah, classic, as soon as I heard Real
Speaker 2: wasn't well and he's sharing an Airbnb with you, suddenly
Speaker 2: you're in p one there and you've you've claimed his spot.
Speaker 8: That would never.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's a little bit of stumbling that I've seen
Speaker 1: you in court.
Speaker 8: I would never. Unfortunately, Real is unwell.
Speaker 2: Nothing that he seemed pretty pretty lively yesterday when I
Speaker 2: saw him just suddenly struck down and suddenly you're enjoying yourself,
Speaker 2: living your best life there as p oneider.
Speaker 1: She's very happy.
Speaker 2: We're doing our Bogan alphabet. Thank you very much for this.
Speaker 2: So before seven I said that I believe that all
Speaker 2: of us has a bit of.
Speaker 8: Bogan in them, without a doubt.
Speaker 2: Christ and I would have argued with you to blue
Speaker 2: in the face that there has no Bogan in me. However,
Speaker 2: when you just said on the show that ice vovo
Speaker 2: is what Bogans love, I thought, do you know what
Speaker 2: I love? An ice vogo with a cup of tea
Speaker 2: at work? You guys have just proved me wrong. I
Speaker 2: accept my inner Bogan.
Speaker 1: Well done.
Speaker 2: There's no point denying b for Bingo, Christian, you're right.
Speaker 2: What about oh outdoor Dunney Richard thinks Christian for the
Speaker 2: Bogan alphabet, Alfa Ranger, that Big four that is tailgating
Speaker 2: you in a residential.
Speaker 1: Fifty the Ford Ranger.
Speaker 2: Yes, Christian, b for BALLEI j for Jetstar to be
Speaker 2: for Barley Bogans in Barley drinking Bintan listen to Barzy Michelle.
Speaker 2: That's very good. That's from Michelle, who says, I'm she's
Speaker 2: verified Bogan born and race.
Speaker 1: That's so good.
Speaker 2: B for Barley Jetstar all the way to Barley in
Speaker 2: Barley drinking Bintwan listened to Barnty Michelle very good, Cameron says,
Speaker 2: for Commodore.
Speaker 8: Oh it's been essential.
Speaker 1: Yes, this one's just coming me.
Speaker 2: And for meat Trey, who doesn't love a meat tray?
Speaker 2: I've got another one. See tours yes love Yes, Southern
Speaker 2: Cross tattoos. Oh that's probably half the gold audience right now,
Speaker 2: isn't it covering up an arm or maybe on the back.
Speaker 2: What about the birth and death date death dates of
Speaker 2: relatives as well?
Speaker 6: Are their kids?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: Their kids up there are on.
Speaker 1: The back of the neck.
Speaker 8: Yeah, a mom and dad behind the eye.
Speaker 6: That one.
Speaker 1: I must get that ticked off. The ships on my bucket.
Speaker 16: This.
Speaker 2: I remember once meeting a morning TV producer in Australia
Speaker 2: and I was making small too, and I said, who's
Speaker 2: the audience that went Bogans? So I'm added Morning TV
Speaker 2: Carl Carls the guys there Sevenovich also tell you one thing.
Speaker 2: Bogan's love shock jocks and of course you know who's
Speaker 2: their post the boy. Oh yeah, anyway, I'll say no
Speaker 2: more saying them on the bright side of the dial.
Speaker 2: Let's take some calls here for our Bogan alphabet. Do
Speaker 2: you want to take part? Give you a call some
Speaker 2: morning thirteen fifty five twenty two and you can also
Speaker 2: message me yours O four seven five three one oh
Speaker 2: four three.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, Brad, Good morning, Brad.
Speaker 11: Good morning everyone. How are you going?
Speaker 2: We're good, Brad, Brad. Thanks for joinings. So what have
Speaker 2: you got from bogan alphabet?
Speaker 11: I'm going with G for goombag wool Rick.
Speaker 1: What's goon bag roulette?
Speaker 2: Dore?
Speaker 1: Am I going to regret asking us? What's goon bag roulette?
Speaker 11: You get your mates, you get a piece of string,
Speaker 11: you put a goom bag on your hoys voice and
Speaker 11: fling it around and a hoover at lands On, I
Speaker 11: have to drink from the goom bag yep.
Speaker 2: Why why wasn't this at the Sydney Olympics. Is that
Speaker 2: you know when they're now of your own demonstration event?
Speaker 1: Why wasn't that there?
Speaker 8: Jerry mashed it.
Speaker 1: It'll be at Brisbane, Brad. That's a great one. Thank
Speaker 1: you very much for corner mate.
Speaker 11: No worries, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Let's good to Kathy now, Kathy, welcome to
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 11: Thanks Christian. Our look, m has to be for Mullet.
Speaker 4: You're right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's take out Michael Booble maybe, but be for him.
Speaker 1: You're right, it's got to be the mullet.
Speaker 17: Thank you, Thank you, Kathy, thank you.
Speaker 1: Very much as a woman. A few words. Who we
Speaker 1: got here, Kate?
Speaker 11: Good morning Kate, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 3: How are you today?
Speaker 2: I'm good?
Speaker 1: How are you this? Srning sound lively?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going okay, thank you. Look after the goon
Speaker 3: bag Roulette and the Shardie Party, I think that what
Speaker 3: I've what I recommend for the alphabet is.
Speaker 7: I love for Breeze, stunning the smell of Australia.
Speaker 18: Is it?
Speaker 2: I think that's the NCO. Rub I love Enko rub
Speaker 2: I think Fabreeze. I'd happily wear if it was a
Speaker 2: man's after show, a little dab and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: I'd have to. In fact, I want to have my
Speaker 2: own version called Mambres Febries from Men Februez from.
Speaker 12: Mambres has a different, different live Yeah, it's for everyone.
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Speaker 10: You've got bills you need to pay. The Make of
Speaker 10: Christian pays them every day in be in utilities.
Speaker 1: Or your hamsters bits inary fees.
Speaker 10: You've got bills.
Speaker 2: All right, let's pay up some bills right now. Head
Speaker 2: to the Gold website dot com DoD Are you then
Speaker 2: stand by your phone. I am calling you and paying
Speaker 2: off your bills. Let's called Donna and hopefully she picks
Speaker 2: up and I pay her bills.
Speaker 1: That's how this works, Donna.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes, speaking. How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good?
Speaker 2: This is Christian O'Connor from the Bank of Christian.
Speaker 3: It's lovely to hear you in the same Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yes, lovely to speak to you on the phone and
Speaker 2: hear you on the phone.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was in a little workout of all things.
Speaker 2: You can get my breathat. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What are you? What are you doing cardio today? Or
Speaker 1: is it waits gains?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, I avoid cardio at all costs.
Speaker 2: Now I'm calling off to calling up to pay a bill?
Speaker 2: What would you like me to wipe out?
Speaker 3: That's exciting.
Speaker 8: Oh the license testing though, would be great?
Speaker 2: License testing?
Speaker 14: Yeah, driver's license all right?
Speaker 1: Gotcha? One of the kids doing the test.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Oh wow? And if you have you been doing some coaching?
Speaker 3: I have my mainly the bulk of it, I'd say, husband.
Speaker 2: Helped a bit. Yes, isn't it when you're in the
Speaker 2: car with them and that they don't like you're telling
Speaker 2: you telling them what to do, but you have to.
Speaker 6: I've never known stress like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you hope that they passed the tests so that
Speaker 1: you never.
Speaker 4: Had yet again, Absolutely three triplets driving them to work,
Speaker 4: back training, soccer, you name it.
Speaker 11: I'm glad when that's done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that she've got triplets.
Speaker 3: I got identical triplets.
Speaker 4: Just turned eighteen yesterday.
Speaker 2: You can.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you get identical triplets.
Speaker 2: Oh you can.
Speaker 1: If you're special.
Speaker 2: Wow, you could get one of them passes. Then she
Speaker 2: could just the others could fit to be the os.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just use exactly?
Speaker 6: Are all one others?
Speaker 11: One out of three? Ain't bad?
Speaker 1: You got me those that's in crazy.
Speaker 2: I honestly didn't know you could get identical triplets.
Speaker 11: You you'll have to look it up.
Speaker 2: I won't bore you with that is a bit strange
Speaker 2: images of identical triplets. I don't know my search history.
Speaker 2: I'll get a look at the now. How much do
Speaker 2: how much do you want? Don Donna? Sorry?
Speaker 11: Well, yea and hi.
Speaker 3: The license is three times seventy five.
Speaker 6: I think a couple of.
Speaker 1: Well that's a score. Let's call it five hundred dollars.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, that would be amazing, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: That'd be a fabulous all right, back to the waits.
Speaker 2: You're a legend. Thanks christ Take care Dona, Bye bye.
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: What is the small thing that drives you mad? We
Speaker 2: do just every Tuesday on the show, don't go to
Speaker 2: work mad, get funny release that.
Speaker 1: It's a cathartic release. It's like free radiotherapy on the show.
Speaker 4: Need to make you go?
Speaker 5: Get this started today?
Speaker 16: He needs to make you go.
Speaker 1: Patsy, let's kick off with you.
Speaker 5: What is it, pats Oh, I'm ready to kick off.
Speaker 5: Don't you worry about that. On the way into work
Speaker 5: this morning, some idiot headies high bam on all gating
Speaker 5: me mate, turn your high beam off. There's no way
Speaker 5: that you could have mistaken lives.
Speaker 1: It's actually dangerous as well. It's a very bullying almost
Speaker 1: blinds you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a bullying maneuver. Get out of my way.
Speaker 1: My time's more.
Speaker 8: Important than yours.
Speaker 5: And it's actually really dangers.
Speaker 2: Who loves their job that much at four am that
Speaker 2: they've got to get there right now?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, trade's really love that site, don't they.
Speaker 7: I also think new cars have these lights on them
Speaker 7: that seem like they're high beams, yes, and they're really
Speaker 7: in your eyes.
Speaker 8: It's really unsafe.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: What about the headlights that have that sort of blue
Speaker 5: tinge and you come across that as well. That's a
Speaker 5: bit annoying.
Speaker 1: That's called the police funny thing.
Speaker 2: Blue tinge behind me flush telling me to turn.
Speaker 1: Myself in that tear every time? Perhaps?
Speaker 5: All right, okay, I know now.
Speaker 1: Alex, what's it for you? Mate?
Speaker 9: Are you waiting a line at the cafe and the
Speaker 9: person in front of you pulls out the phone and
Speaker 9: does the whole workplace coffee and.
Speaker 1: You're like, this is twenty minutes at least, now.
Speaker 6: We still got one with the I'm This goes on
Speaker 6: and on and.
Speaker 2: Then they go, oh I haven't missed anyone, and you
Speaker 2: think we're done now?
Speaker 1: Oh no, sorry, can I get a double decast? Soy lie?
Speaker 7: I don't want to say this, but our team does
Speaker 7: this very often after the.
Speaker 1: Show do with installments. We don't want to be those people.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 7: I'm so sorry to everyone because often what we'll have
Speaker 7: we'll be, oh my god, we've got to get one
Speaker 7: for Sarah, like we.
Speaker 1: Forget Sarah can get her own. I think there should
Speaker 1: be a limit yes, definitely, Shue plus one. That's it.
Speaker 1: You're finally going to open up my own national.
Speaker 2: Chainer in Australia called Coffee plus one. Can I get
Speaker 2: another one that you can't?
Speaker 1: It's called Coffee plus one.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: They're going to come and cube behind you.
Speaker 2: If you want more coffees, get off your lazy asses,
Speaker 2: come and queue up like everybody else.
Speaker 1: Coffee plus one.
Speaker 2: There's something in that team, Kaitlyn, what's it for you?
Speaker 7: Mine happened on Sunday on the word here to Sydney.
Speaker 7: So I was flying out and sitting on there and
Speaker 7: I thought, I can't wait for the captain's update.
Speaker 8: As it comes.
Speaker 2: Things bogans like captain's update, I do. I thought, you're
Speaker 2: not listening, You're not like flying with the right brothers.
Speaker 2: What's what's the update? No?
Speaker 8: I like to know what time I'm going to be landing.
Speaker 1: Well, we know that anyway, you know how long it takes.
Speaker 1: It's so mystery flight.
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, well, just my watch twenty an hour and fifteen
Speaker 2: or whatever. It's a flight for Melbourne to Sydney.
Speaker 7: We were late out of the terminal, so I just
Speaker 7: kind of was doing it.
Speaker 1: Do you cunt?
Speaker 5: Do the masks actually good even a different time zone.
Speaker 7: And also I like to know the weather we're flying
Speaker 7: in too, And often they'll be like, you know, because it.
Speaker 2: Was away on these phones to get an immediate weather update.
Speaker 8: I was on Jet Star. I didn't have internet.
Speaker 7: So anyway, this is the thing that just drives me crazy.
Speaker 2: And it's Bogan's like flying Jetstar and boasting about it.
Speaker 2: That's on Jetstar, Okay.
Speaker 7: Reflects I don't know how we've gotten too twenty twenty
Speaker 7: six with the technology we have in the world.
Speaker 8: And the captain's announcement comes through like I recorded the guy.
Speaker 1: That is insane.
Speaker 2: It sounds more like he accidentally left it on. He
Speaker 2: was just having a chit chat with his mate.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, you can't even tell what he's saying.
Speaker 1: There's no way any of you are hearing this.
Speaker 14: What what speak up man?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 8: Nobody so getting the brace position.
Speaker 1: On fire.
Speaker 11: Triangle.
Speaker 7: This poor bloke, he was an elderly man, kind of
Speaker 7: just sitting in a couple of seats up.
Speaker 8: I could see him hanging over his seat.
Speaker 2: If I'm getting another inch closes into it, guys, I
Speaker 2: might go to translate.
Speaker 8: Looking around everyone kind of going.
Speaker 1: Can you no, you were hearing anything with them?
Speaker 8: Nothing? And oh my god, I could. I knew nothing.
Speaker 8: I didn't know when I was coming in nothing.
Speaker 2: I've got a theory that because you know when you
Speaker 2: when you when you do hear them normally.
Speaker 1: They've always got great voices.
Speaker 2: There's no way every single pilot has got a great voice.
Speaker 2: I think they have a special short like an effect
Speaker 2: on the microphone. There must have been a weekly voices pilot.
Speaker 2: They were just very good pilots. But good morning everybody.
Speaker 1: They always sound great, don't they. They could be doing
Speaker 1: a voice over for Marlboro or a beer. Yes, they've
Speaker 1: always got great voices.
Speaker 2: By the way, when I was flying Sunday, I didn't
Speaker 2: really you're doing that shuffling? Do you always like when
Speaker 2: you first got on the plane. I always have a
Speaker 2: look into the cockpit. I want to see the age
Speaker 2: of the pilot. Oh yes, I don't want to see
Speaker 2: some young one. No, I don't want to see one
Speaker 2: fresh out the top gun academy. I want to see
Speaker 2: Captain Sully, someone who may be flew in a war
Speaker 2: and is now just doing domestic flights. Yeah, not hungover,
Speaker 2: not hungover. I don't want to see an interlock device
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 5: I want to see the bath though. If I see
Speaker 5: a young pilot, I think we'll hang on. No, that
Speaker 5: could be better because they're fresh out of the academy,
Speaker 5: so you.
Speaker 1: Know the right right.
Speaker 16: I want to see a little bit of salt pepper
Speaker 16: in the hair he's coming out.
Speaker 2: He's into his forties. Anyway, I didn't realize I would
Speaker 2: add my little looky in there to see how old
Speaker 2: are they. They've got a they've got something. They hang
Speaker 2: their hats. They don't fly with the cap on. What Yeah,
Speaker 2: both the pilot and the co pilot had their hats
Speaker 2: hung up on coat pegs.
Speaker 1: I thought you kept that hat on.
Speaker 8: So did I?
Speaker 2: They hang them up.
Speaker 8: Well that's so weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's not that important, why.
Speaker 8: Do they have the hat exactly?
Speaker 2: We know you're a pinet with the epaulets and that
Speaker 2: special briefcase they put along.
Speaker 1: What's in all that?
Speaker 2: By the way, if you're just flying, like you know,
Speaker 2: an hour or so, what's all the charts at the
Speaker 2: Telenos they got up there? The plane flies itself. What's
Speaker 2: eat that suit cap for?
Speaker 1: I reckon? You got your picnic in there?
Speaker 2: Some dy are you working on the moment? Yes, anyway.
Speaker 2: Smart things that make you go Guru.
Speaker 4: The Christian o'connal show podcast.
Speaker 2: What's the small thing to try? You mad for Melissa?
Speaker 2: Where my growing kids petitions in the dishwasher. They don't
Speaker 2: put them in, They just leave them in the sink.
Speaker 2: They are my nineteen twenty year old still still doing this.
Speaker 2: It's six inches. It's actually more of a faft to
Speaker 2: try and fit them cram them in the sink.
Speaker 1: They just open that thing and place them in.
Speaker 2: It's almost that when you open up the dishwasher, it's
Speaker 2: got hands extended like baseball mites to catch the plate.
Speaker 2: You guys just drop it, Yeah, and they probably find
Speaker 2: it's that slot there, Christian, I think a small thing
Speaker 2: that makes me go. When the dishwasher cycle finishes, you're
Speaker 2: going to unload to see that the tablet didn't dissolve properly. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they's been spat out all over the dishes. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then it like blasts it to the plate. Oh, I've
Speaker 2: never got to put it back on.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a small thing.
Speaker 2: Big rage car tissues, the little packets that are so
Speaker 2: soft when you pull you always get six or seven
Speaker 2: that come up.
Speaker 1: That's so true.
Speaker 2: They packed so tightly in there, sugg as a bugging
Speaker 2: a rug in there, aren't they? And then you try
Speaker 2: and shove them back in?
Speaker 1: It looks all messy.
Speaker 2: Christianother thing that makes me you go gur as the
Speaker 2: opposite of someone taking everyone's order. In a group of
Speaker 2: five or six people lined up at the bar, they're
Speaker 2: all there together, they pay separately. I see a lot
Speaker 2: of young lads doing this now, and I heard about
Speaker 2: this on the news. No one's shouting around anymore. It's
Speaker 2: dying out. They're doing they're not doing shouts. The art
Speaker 2: of the shout is dying out.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's very expensive these days, Like I think people
Speaker 7: just don't have the money to be able to do
Speaker 7: that anymore.
Speaker 6: What's that saying you wouldn't share? You wouldn't share of
Speaker 6: a chark been in?
Speaker 2: Yes, it was always the worst thing to be seen
Speaker 2: in a group of friends that you didn't shout your ound. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you always have to be the first. And then what
Speaker 2: happens is though you never want to be late to
Speaker 2: meet your mates, otherwise you quickly go, I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: get a drink, does anyone want one?
Speaker 1: And then all your mates, even if they had like
Speaker 1: half a pint left. Oh yeah, I get a fresh
Speaker 1: one up there.
Speaker 2: I've got ten drinks to get Now, get there early,
Speaker 2: get them. Always get your shout in first, exactly because
Speaker 2: it gets bigger as the night goes on.
Speaker 8: Yes and loser and shots get at.
Speaker 2: It and sad at the end of getting around in
Speaker 2: And also a lot of the young lands these days
Speaker 2: there's aren't even going out to the pub, that's right.
Speaker 2: I think that's a real shame.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you. I mean, it was a
Speaker 1: big thing growing up.
Speaker 2: Was was hanging out with your mates, going out to
Speaker 2: the pub. That was your night out. And also it
Speaker 2: was a community. It was a pub that your dad
Speaker 2: would have gone to, and you knew some of the
Speaker 2: other guys there as well.
Speaker 1: It was a way where you were. We used to
Speaker 1: meet up and socialize.
Speaker 6: In pubs and before fans too. You just rock up
Speaker 6: and whoever was there was there.
Speaker 1: Oh God, so true.
Speaker 2: You never worried about going by yourself. I always meet
Speaker 2: some guy there. There was always an older guy.
Speaker 1: It was just by himself. I never saw with another guy.
Speaker 2: Always one elbow on the bar, and then you dread
Speaker 2: someone was getting stuck next and our bloody how dave'st
Speaker 2: there lived in the pub, and then always add some
Speaker 2: theory about the Pokeys. It just paid out, mate, a
Speaker 2: couple of hours ago. It's got You won't win anything tonight.
Speaker 2: Just give it a go now. Rodney's on the lines
Speaker 2: and waiting for a while. Rodney, thanks for waiting so patiently.
Speaker 18: Hello Christian, you're a good are Christian? You know what
Speaker 18: I hate the most Christian? And Patsy and Alex and
Speaker 18: Rio's give you a traffic lights yeah, been way, mares
Speaker 18: were light to change. They guide a size to blink
Speaker 18: a right or blink your left.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're right.
Speaker 2: You don't ever be a late blinker. You knew damn well,
Speaker 2: you're always going to turn right. You're not sitting like,
Speaker 2: oh do you know what I'm going to switch it
Speaker 2: up today.
Speaker 1: I'm going to suddenly go right.
Speaker 2: Ah, disgusting.
Speaker 1: It's an Australian.
Speaker 4: Christian.
Speaker 11: Christian.
Speaker 18: That's the best part. And then they decided to give
Speaker 18: you a dice smoke in a while. It has to
Speaker 18: be a cult supporter Christian.
Speaker 2: All right, Rodney, thank you very much, so blessed. Rodney's
Speaker 2: been been waiting to chances. In that time, he's been
Speaker 2: getting on very well with Tina, who works on the show,
Speaker 2: so much so that he's asked her out.
Speaker 1: What days where? To god, I've never knownly that that
Speaker 1: happening before.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 7: And the thing they have in common is they both
Speaker 7: go for Collingwood in the anfl Yeah, so I think that's.
Speaker 8: His little do you know it?
Speaker 2: There's a Jerry Springer episode. I'd call it love on
Speaker 2: Hold or is it love on the Lines? Radio dating
Speaker 2: where your first date is just on the phone.
Speaker 8: I love that. That's really nice.
Speaker 2: I wonder you think Tina is gonna thinking about going
Speaker 2: out with Cola Rodney.
Speaker 7: Look, she said to me, because we were talking about
Speaker 7: this offair. She said to me, Look, times are tough.
Speaker 2: I don't think that was meant for on air. No,
Speaker 2: oh my god, she's not going to like that.
Speaker 8: She might, who knows.
Speaker 2: You don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, you don't help set a lady.
Speaker 2: You're not getting any of Mama's Greek food brought in
Speaker 2: for you anymore. She that discussed on a national show
Speaker 2: that times are tough. Put that in your dating profile.
Speaker 2: Listen in times are tough. I'll take anyone right now.
Speaker 7: No, she's just been single for a little bit, so
Speaker 7: she said, you never know.
Speaker 1: This is bad news.
Speaker 2: She I now feel like we need if Tina wants this,
Speaker 2: we need to do we need to be her kind of.
Speaker 16: He helps us bordello, the breakfast, Bordello.
Speaker 2: Am I the Madam of the house, Welcome.
Speaker 8: To the moon on rules, I apologize.
Speaker 2: Oh well, this is bad times for Tina. Now everyone
Speaker 2: knows times have been tough.
Speaker 8: She is she is, She's such a gorgeous girl.
Speaker 2: And when her and Rodney get married sponsored by Chemist Warehouse,
Speaker 2: is going to be a beautiful affair.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show on podcast.
Speaker 2: I think you producicating need to use the microphone to
Speaker 2: apologize to fellow producer and a friend of yours, Tina,
Speaker 2: who you just said about her and her dating life.
Speaker 2: Things are tough.
Speaker 8: Yep, a bit too personal, probably for on air. You
Speaker 8: reckon Yep.
Speaker 2: I'm a radio show, one show for cities. Normal.
Speaker 8: Sorry, guys, I'm not normally.
Speaker 1: You've actually spoken to us, Yes, I have.
Speaker 7: I have apologized to her in person and again in
Speaker 7: front of the nation. Tina, I'm sorry. You're a beautiful
Speaker 7: woman and you don't need to be.
Speaker 8: Outed like that.
Speaker 2: However, can I just say, what about this on the show?
Speaker 2: It's Valentine's this weekend. I just realized it's Saturday. Love
Speaker 2: on the dial? Oh, yes, dating on the dial? People
Speaker 2: call in Tina Chatsterdam. Maybe it's speed dating but on
Speaker 2: the phone. Or is it called love at first line?
Speaker 8: Oh, very good?
Speaker 2: Or is it called sorry it's been doing this during
Speaker 2: the news or is he I haven't spoken to Tina.
Speaker 2: I'm letting you know. I could just overhear you flumingson
Speaker 2: and apologizing. Or is it called Tina date line?
Speaker 19: Is they call anking like the alliteration before?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: So what about dating on the dial? Or is it
Speaker 2: love at first line? Oh?
Speaker 8: Okay, I like dating on the dial.
Speaker 2: Or is it Tina's instant boyfriend?
Speaker 16: Yeah, t ib Tina's excellent boyfriend. Tonight on nine Tina's
Speaker 16: instant boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Win The producer.
Speaker 4: Rose the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: You ever been sworn out? In Greek?
Speaker 2: But Kadan just has yo no whoa.
Speaker 7: I just went out to a barrage of I think
Speaker 7: it was English, but it felt like there was a
Speaker 7: bit of Greek in there, so I wasn't quite sure
Speaker 7: what I was copying.
Speaker 1: So are you telling me we're good to go?
Speaker 2: We're good This Friday, Tina, the producer, is looking for
Speaker 2: love on the radio. Welcome to Australia's Biggest dates, call
Speaker 2: the love Line. Now Tina's sixty second boyfriend. That's how
Speaker 2: I see it, like she chats to be. But the
Speaker 2: reason why we're talking about this, by the way, is
Speaker 2: that a caller called Rodney was on hold for about
Speaker 2: twelve minutes, and in that time he was chatting a
Speaker 2: lot to producer Tina. Instant chemistry, so much so that
Speaker 2: he asked her out. Producer Tina was, according to you
Speaker 2: thinking about dating listener Rodney.
Speaker 8: She look she wasn't. She just said, times are tough.
Speaker 8: We just don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe all right, what about we call the idea. Times
Speaker 1: are tough.
Speaker 2: That's untough than Tina. Poor Tina.
Speaker 7: Poor Tina for this, but also being single. We need
Speaker 7: to find her love.
Speaker 2: So that's why it's Valentine's this weekend. The show can help.
Speaker 8: Yes, we have the whole of it.
Speaker 2: We can be what do you call a date mate?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: I can be what's that Indian matchmaker? I love watching
Speaker 2: that TV show on Netflix.
Speaker 8: Is it called Indian matches.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I said it. Yeahpokens don't listen very
Speaker 2: well to anyway, as anyone is. Tina speaking to anyone
Speaker 2: now is involving Greek square words and curses. She's got
Speaker 2: a Rosmary beat out. She uses them like nunchucks.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Why don't I crack on with the show while
Speaker 1: we can still walk?
Speaker 8: Yes, exactly. She might come on at the end of
Speaker 8: the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we'll get the dumb button. We need to
Speaker 2: borrow it from Carl and Jackie. Oh, I've never used
Speaker 2: it in my whole career. I need it today.
Speaker 1: We'll go grab one of the same and they've bought
Speaker 1: it out and warn it out.
Speaker 2: Actually now, yesterday, it's strange how our brains can retain
Speaker 2: stuff they don't need to, and yet very important details
Speaker 2: like the birthdates of your children or the phone number
Speaker 2: of your wife that doesn't get retained. But TV adverts jingles,
Speaker 2: some radio adverts stay in there. I didn't know this.
Speaker 2: Yesterday evening went out for dinner and my food turned up.
Speaker 2: I never a side bowl of fries, and as the chips,
Speaker 2: the hot chips were laid down, I started singing, I
Speaker 2: do even know I stare knew this from one I
Speaker 2: was about eight or nine. There's a TV advert about chips,
Speaker 2: and it went, I hope it's chips, it's chips.
Speaker 1: I hope it's chips, it's chips. I started singing that.
Speaker 1: I was out by myself last night. I started singing that,
Speaker 1: and I'm going.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I didn't know I still remembered this
Speaker 2: advert from the eighties.
Speaker 1: There's CHIPS's chips.
Speaker 2: My bloody he went to bed seeing it won't come.
Speaker 2: This morning I was still singing like a madman. So
Speaker 2: this morning, I want to know what are the TV
Speaker 2: adverts and jingles that you still remember. It might be
Speaker 2: a radio advert, it might be a TV one they
Speaker 2: staying there. Actually, to be fair, a lot of those adverts.
Speaker 2: It's just the same as writing a hit.
Speaker 6: Song without a doubt.
Speaker 1: It has that instant.
Speaker 2: Hook and chorus and you find yourself repeating it decades later.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's addictive. It just gets in there and you
Speaker 8: want to get it.
Speaker 1: Yes, what's your one? Mate?
Speaker 8: Mine has to be.
Speaker 7: The banana ad that Height would have listened to every
Speaker 7: single night before the news that used to play, and
Speaker 7: it used to go in.
Speaker 2: Australia, they were trying to sell you bananas before the news.
Speaker 1: That was a bit of a gear change, isn't it.
Speaker 7: Well, they knew that all of our parents watched the news,
Speaker 7: and so it would just be on in the background
Speaker 7: like it was.
Speaker 2: My childhood, right, That's when TV news was the only
Speaker 2: way you got news.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was used to be appointment setting. Everyone was
Speaker 7: always at the same time, and so that ad would
Speaker 7: play all the time before.
Speaker 8: It and I still remember it now.
Speaker 7: It is very simple, but it always went banana na, na,
Speaker 7: na na.
Speaker 1: You all know it years later, Yes, and I met
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: I've got this image of people listening to show all
Speaker 2: around the country or joining in right now. I was
Speaker 2: like googlebot so we could peer through the speakers, although
Speaker 2: that would be creepy. You did it exact karaoke, I
Speaker 2: think basically the queens to really good jingle.
Speaker 1: They just say the name of it, don't they.
Speaker 20: Like chips, It's chips and in Australia bananas just do
Speaker 20: it in a sing songy way, joyous. Yeah, this is
Speaker 20: a banger.
Speaker 1: Others have an adverts. It's like a show stop at
Speaker 1: a Western musical.
Speaker 2: The curtain comes down, Patsy, what's it for you.
Speaker 5: That's Vigimite, Happy little Vigimite been around since the dawn
Speaker 5: of time, TV radio everywhere, be we always.
Speaker 1: Please don't sing it pats that voice. It's like a
Speaker 1: horror movie growing trunk.
Speaker 5: Every single weekly.
Speaker 8: We all adore our virgin.
Speaker 5: It puts a rose in every cheek.
Speaker 1: Alex wants it for you? What's in there? What's stuck
Speaker 1: in there? My father would only drink one beer and
Speaker 1: one b rally, and that was Tooey's New Tooe's Draft
Speaker 1: and the two's added.
Speaker 9: They'd always have sporting ads, so they had like Dennis
Speaker 9: Lillian one ad and then they had Gavin Miller, a
Speaker 9: former Cronulla Shark of the eighties. So I just loved
Speaker 9: and they had this jingle. You'll never forget it. I
Speaker 9: feel like a Tooe's.
Speaker 3: There it is.
Speaker 21: This is another classic iconic add but it's brilliant.
Speaker 1: It's a cheeky one. It's like, don't have one or
Speaker 1: two static eighties?
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 4: The Christian o'connall show, podcast.
Speaker 2: Or TV or radio jingle. Can you still remember maybe
Speaker 2: a Si Bananas one banger, big strong finish as well?
Speaker 2: That is a classic. What does it makes you feel good.
Speaker 8: It does alive.
Speaker 2: I'd amna all right.
Speaker 1: The station calls, well, good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 17: Good morning guys.
Speaker 11: How are we?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're good. Well, what's what's the advert that you
Speaker 1: can still remember.
Speaker 17: Aeroplane jelly?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yeah, go on the off you go?
Speaker 17: God, you sure about this? You're going to lose listeners.
Speaker 2: And then we did that ten minutes ago when Patsy
Speaker 2: starts singing, I mean, angels lose their wings when that happened, So.
Speaker 1: Don't worry.
Speaker 2: That's half the audience has already gone, so that they're
Speaker 2: all yours. Well you take the end of the rest
Speaker 2: of half.
Speaker 17: All right, I will do. I'd say it goes. I
Speaker 17: like aeroplane Jaye, aeroplane jay Lee for I like it
Speaker 17: for dinner. I like it futsie. Our little lead to
Speaker 17: day is a good recipe. The qualities high as the name.
Speaker 17: Will we imply it's made from pure pure One more
Speaker 17: good reason why I like Era playing Jelly Area playing
Speaker 17: Jally for me?
Speaker 2: Yay, I know it will. I'm going to send you
Speaker 2: a couple of prizes that, honestly, word for word, how
Speaker 2: many years old here it is? You did it better?
Speaker 2: Another classic technique, get an annoying sound, a little kid
Speaker 2: singing it. I preferred Will's voice. Well that's a great one, mate,
Speaker 2: thanks for doing that.
Speaker 1: Have a lovely day. Thanks you going the show.
Speaker 17: Cheer's my day.
Speaker 2: We got to know, let's try Jennifer, Jennifer, welcome to
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 12: Good morning, Good morning, Jennifer.
Speaker 2: Right, what is still in your head? What can you
Speaker 2: do now?
Speaker 12: This one won't be as well known because it's from
Speaker 12: like a northern New South Wales area, and it's from
Speaker 12: the eighties. Basket shop and it went like Abracaday ride
Speaker 12: on the highway west of Barron Bay, the biggest bunch
Speaker 12: of baskets under the sun, come in and say gooday.
Speaker 12: And I used to think, because I was a kid,
Speaker 12: that they were saying bastards.
Speaker 2: And I said, maybe we should do misheard adverts. How
Speaker 2: much money was there in baskets back in the day
Speaker 2: they could afford their own adverts.
Speaker 12: Well, it was Barren Bay, so.
Speaker 1: You know true, it would have been made with hemp,
Speaker 1: yep weed.
Speaker 2: Here's the western Barron Bay. That's it.
Speaker 1: Bangalo baskets.
Speaker 2: It does sound like bastards, bastards baskets. Hello, the biggest
Speaker 2: bunch of baskets.
Speaker 8: I only hear that now they're being scheeky.
Speaker 1: Yes they are.
Speaker 2: They knew what they were doing. It's only now we
Speaker 2: get the joke. It's had a real delayed effect decades later.
Speaker 2: The punchline, Jennifer, thank you very much for calling up
Speaker 2: for that one.
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Speaker 1: National Nerves Day?
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: A survey of two thousand Australians.
Speaker 2: This is interesting. A survey of two thousand Australians says
Speaker 2: revealed the top five everyday things that make us nervous.
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Speaker 5: Being late?
Speaker 1: Yes, oh god, I can't stand always early.
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Speaker 2: you didn't get there in time, your friends would just
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Speaker 2: Oh what three times on Saturday night and the lady
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Speaker 1: Using a revolving door.
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Speaker 2: All right, nervous bands, panic at the doctor's silver, crowded
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Speaker 8: That's good gold.
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Speaker 8: It's frustrating. I feel frustrating bands.
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Speaker 7: The antick monkeys are nervous tick the Arctic months. Oh yeah, sorry,
Speaker 7: I can't say they they're the anxious monkeys.
Speaker 1: You judge mine.
Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, I've got a better one.
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Speaker 1: You've just put the word anxious in front of someone.
Speaker 1: You must to say anxious. Anxious?
Speaker 7: Mac again, I need my Mum food and sons.
Speaker 1: It is so bad I have to give you a.
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Speaker 2: five hundred dollars. All right, we are back tomorrow. We
Speaker 2: run our time, but we will go back to these tomorrow.
Speaker 2: The TV and radio jingles, you can call us up
Speaker 2: live on the show and recite tomorrow.
Speaker 1: We're doing more of them tomorrow.
Speaker 2: So if you've got one, email me today and we
Speaker 2: call you back tomorrow morning. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot
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