WEBVTT - FULL: I Work In Cosmetics 0:00:09.685 --> 0:00:10.725 iHeart Podcasts. 0:00:10.845 --> 0:00:13.605 You can hear more Gold one I four point three podcasts, 0:00:13.685 --> 0:00:17.005 playlist and listen live on the free iHeart app. 0:00:18.165 --> 0:00:19.084 Got anything good? 0:00:19.725 --> 0:00:23.884 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:27.485 --> 0:00:28.565 Spoil you all loved. 0:00:28.325 --> 0:00:31.285 Ones this Valentine's Day with their favorite fragrance from Kimmi's 0:00:31.365 --> 0:00:31.844 way House. 0:00:32.005 --> 0:00:34.644 Find the huge range of fragrances at the lowest prices 0:00:34.725 --> 0:00:37.565 in store online at Kimmi's ware House. Good Morning's coome 0:00:37.604 --> 0:00:39.925 oning Alex. Good morning Now. 0:00:39.965 --> 0:00:43.885 This week I'm in Sydney doing the show, and the 0:00:43.925 --> 0:00:47.165 producers are here, and Rio is here, and this radio 0:00:47.245 --> 0:00:50.925 station have crammed producer Caitlin Josh on the show and 0:00:51.165 --> 0:00:54.205 Rio all in an Airbnb together, And yesterday I was 0:00:54.205 --> 0:00:58.645 calling this producer Island. Sadly producer Island has claimed its 0:00:58.685 --> 0:00:59.485 first victim. 0:01:00.125 --> 0:01:03.765 Rio's off sick. Yes he's very ill. 0:01:04.205 --> 0:01:11.525 Oh yeah, too much party in the frat House's. 0:01:09.845 --> 0:01:11.525 I got to be honest pants when I saw his 0:01:11.605 --> 0:01:13.725 message and I was like, God damn it that they 0:01:13.765 --> 0:01:16.925 have a big night last week. Of course that generational 0:01:17.005 --> 0:01:20.125 weak sauce. Yes, I don't mind it, but you've still 0:01:20.125 --> 0:01:20.845 got to show up. 0:01:20.965 --> 0:01:22.805 Yeah, if you old enough to hung over. You've got 0:01:22.805 --> 0:01:23.885 to wear it, just wear it. 0:01:24.005 --> 0:01:25.805 Yeah, Nowaday, we didn't sleep, we just rocked up. 0:01:25.885 --> 0:01:28.245 Yeah, and we didn't have we didn't have Bronka. We 0:01:28.285 --> 0:01:30.685 didn't even have water. Water has only just been invented. 0:01:30.925 --> 0:01:33.445 I d now the young generation with the hydralights and 0:01:33.845 --> 0:01:37.325 ten gallon things, Frank green bottles. I see my kids 0:01:37.365 --> 0:01:39.685 now and I'm like, sorry, you off, I'm going through 0:01:40.125 --> 0:01:44.165 the outback, through the hum You just you're just going 0:01:44.205 --> 0:01:46.005 out to the shops ten minutes. 0:01:46.205 --> 0:01:48.885 You would need two liters of water to get through 0:01:48.925 --> 0:01:54.125 the day. So participating with us. So what's happened to him? 0:01:54.205 --> 0:01:57.645 Yes, So yesterday afternoon Rio said to me, I'm going 0:01:57.725 --> 0:02:00.405 to go back to the apartment. I said, okay, no worries, 0:02:00.445 --> 0:02:02.125 and he goes, I just don't feel quite right, And 0:02:02.165 --> 0:02:03.925 I was all right, just go to the chemists, get. 0:02:03.765 --> 0:02:04.165 What you need. 0:02:04.805 --> 0:02:08.245 So I get home. He has moved his bed into 0:02:08.285 --> 0:02:09.005 our round. 0:02:08.885 --> 0:02:13.405 Room and something young boy does on Christmas Eve. He's 0:02:13.445 --> 0:02:16.405 a grown aunced man with a mortgage. Yes, so he's 0:02:16.405 --> 0:02:18.725 there like, we really should have just have live streaming 0:02:18.725 --> 0:02:19.445 for your house. 0:02:19.405 --> 0:02:22.685 Without a doubt, Oh my god. 0:02:22.765 --> 0:02:24.125 And so he's laying on the cash. 0:02:24.165 --> 0:02:26.285 I said, hey, you going, He's like, oh yeah, I'm 0:02:26.325 --> 0:02:27.965 really I'm not good and. 0:02:27.845 --> 0:02:29.525 Then that kind of sh Is that interesting? 0:02:29.525 --> 0:02:31.204 What happens when men get ill? Right? 0:02:31.485 --> 0:02:33.805 If there's a woman around, suddenly you're cast as his 0:02:33.885 --> 0:02:37.845 reluctant mum. Did he want his tummy rubbed? 0:02:37.885 --> 0:02:40.365 I don't know what is in his mind, but as 0:02:40.405 --> 0:02:42.725 I walked through the gate, We've got this beautiful outdoor 0:02:42.805 --> 0:02:45.685 setting area and has this lovely old regal table. 0:02:46.165 --> 0:02:48.044 He's just got his two pairs of socks that he 0:02:48.085 --> 0:02:52.364 wore during the day outside. No idea, what is trying off? 0:02:52.485 --> 0:02:55.644 Like from like, It's just he didn't go for a run. 0:02:55.685 --> 0:02:57.805 He didn't do anything that needed it to just be 0:02:57.885 --> 0:02:58.245 out there. 0:02:58.285 --> 0:03:00.085 That's rough for you, having to live with two guys, 0:03:00.125 --> 0:03:02.445 two men, and you're if you know what's saying it, you're. 0:03:02.285 --> 0:03:02.845 A gay lady. 0:03:02.965 --> 0:03:06.485 I'm a gay So you've opted not to have that lifestyle, right, 0:03:06.525 --> 0:03:08.725 And I get it about every woman right now? I see, 0:03:08.725 --> 0:03:13.565 Actually what just feral about that? Toilet seats permanently up 0:03:13.565 --> 0:03:13.924 as well. 0:03:14.445 --> 0:03:17.205 So last night so Ria went to the chemist. 0:03:17.325 --> 0:03:20.005 Yesterday he goes to me, knocks on my door, Hey, Mac, 0:03:20.125 --> 0:03:21.685 And I said, yeah, mate, what are you okay? 0:03:21.885 --> 0:03:22.805 What do you need tucking in? 0:03:23.125 --> 0:03:26.085 We know he's a tucker. We know he's a tun tu. 0:03:28.205 --> 0:03:31.845 I just need some toothpaste, I said, what Rio, We're 0:03:31.885 --> 0:03:32.805 here for a week. 0:03:32.925 --> 0:03:36.205 You didn't toothpaste? And he's got a sore throat the 0:03:36.285 --> 0:03:37.685 germs living in his payhole. 0:03:38.005 --> 0:03:40.725 So I gave him some toothpaste on a toilet piece 0:03:40.765 --> 0:03:42.325 of paper, just so it wouldn't transfer. 0:03:42.485 --> 0:03:42.885 That's rough. 0:03:42.885 --> 0:03:44.605 Why did he just like sort of spread out on his. 0:03:44.605 --> 0:03:46.365 Brush because it transfers his. 0:03:48.045 --> 0:03:48.925 DNA transfer. 0:03:51.845 --> 0:03:52.645 Anyway, as I. 0:03:52.645 --> 0:03:55.805 Was doing that, I noticed the seat toilet seat was up. 0:03:56.365 --> 0:03:57.885 That is very rare in my house. 0:03:57.925 --> 0:03:58.485 That's horrible. 0:03:58.565 --> 0:04:00.725 Yeah, and I think it's o living with another woman 0:04:00.765 --> 0:04:02.405 to be if someone's there. There's a man in this 0:04:02.485 --> 0:04:04.445 house and there's a ghost man. 0:04:05.365 --> 0:04:08.365 I literally was like, oh my god, already I felt uncomfortable. 0:04:08.605 --> 0:04:11.165 I him, I ran out, and this morning he's messaged 0:04:11.205 --> 0:04:11.685 the whole team. 0:04:11.685 --> 0:04:14.325 He said, guys, I can't even speak, so we were 0:04:14.405 --> 0:04:16.325 standing next to each other and we'll message. 0:04:16.005 --> 0:04:16.525 In each well. 0:04:16.565 --> 0:04:18.925 I did appreciate in the message he sent me, Patsy 0:04:18.964 --> 0:04:20.964 and amits you all love this and I appreciate that 0:04:21.005 --> 0:04:23.604 Katie is obviously trying to work out he's weak source 0:04:23.645 --> 0:04:24.404 because he's a man. 0:04:24.724 --> 0:04:26.844 Parently who are trying to encourage him to just sit 0:04:26.885 --> 0:04:30.205 in a different part of the station. Yeah, and just 0:04:30.525 --> 0:04:32.365 I did germ it up, but have. 0:04:32.364 --> 0:04:35.604 A microphone but away from me. No, I appreciate that's 0:04:35.645 --> 0:04:39.004 proper hardcore producing. Okay, Well, look, if you can breathe, 0:04:39.044 --> 0:04:41.884 you can go to the radio shop. If that again, 0:04:42.044 --> 0:04:44.484 like the mum that goes, just go to school for 0:04:44.484 --> 0:04:48.325 an hour and see how you get on the first hour. 0:04:48.404 --> 0:04:49.924 Okay, and then see if you can get to seven 0:04:49.924 --> 0:04:51.165 o'clock and then we go from there. 0:04:51.325 --> 0:04:52.645 Yeah, he's a big WARS Like. 0:04:52.724 --> 0:04:54.244 I kind of talked to him a little bit and 0:04:54.284 --> 0:04:56.645 he was like, I was like, that's a big girl. 0:04:57.364 --> 0:04:59.085 Really really quarantine s. 0:05:00.604 --> 0:05:01.964 So do we think he's going to come in at 0:05:02.005 --> 0:05:02.565 all this week? 0:05:02.724 --> 0:05:04.925 I pray his dad's a doctor. I said, give him 0:05:04.924 --> 0:05:07.245 a call and say how do I fix this? Immedium, 0:05:07.284 --> 0:05:08.045 you're right. 0:05:07.885 --> 0:05:11.284 Call doctor Lea. Yes, well I'll tell you what's three 0:05:11.445 --> 0:05:13.005 entered producer ride in the House. 0:05:13.205 --> 0:05:14.525 Only two remain. 0:05:15.525 --> 0:05:19.645 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Every Tuesday. 0:05:19.685 --> 0:05:22.445 On the show, we asked about how did you start 0:05:22.484 --> 0:05:24.325 the week. How's your Monday? Would you say you're a 0:05:24.364 --> 0:05:26.325 Monday winner or loser? 0:05:27.085 --> 0:05:27.484 Let me know? 0:05:27.604 --> 0:05:31.764 Text me oh four seven five three one oh four three, Patsy, 0:05:31.804 --> 0:05:32.724 how are you starting the week? 0:05:32.724 --> 0:05:33.884 Are you Monday winner or loser? 0:05:34.044 --> 0:05:35.604 Absolute loser? Do you know why? 0:05:35.685 --> 0:05:37.725 Because on the way home yesterday, I don't know how 0:05:37.765 --> 0:05:40.325 I done it. I've done it, but somehow, as I 0:05:40.364 --> 0:05:44.325 was driving, my reverse camera was stuck on. So it 0:05:44.404 --> 0:05:46.404 was like you know when you go overseas and you 0:05:46.445 --> 0:05:49.805 can watch the plane camera on the toil. Yeah, from 0:05:49.804 --> 0:05:54.645 the undercarriage, yes, like oh, it was actually really concerning, 0:05:54.804 --> 0:05:56.044 like it was putting me off drive. 0:05:56.525 --> 0:05:57.685 It must be really distracting. 0:05:57.844 --> 0:06:01.045 I actually don't know how I did it. I've never 0:06:01.085 --> 0:06:03.164 done it before, and I'm sort of pushing buttons. 0:06:03.205 --> 0:06:07.325 Is you run someone over? Yesterday? In news rival it's 0:06:07.364 --> 0:06:08.284 an average Monday. 0:06:08.565 --> 0:06:10.844 But I thought, God, that truck, BlimE me, that truck's 0:06:10.885 --> 0:06:12.964 really close to me on the freeway. But I don't 0:06:12.964 --> 0:06:15.925 know what I've done. I didn't think that was possible 0:06:16.404 --> 0:06:17.124 that you. 0:06:17.325 --> 0:06:20.285 Nudge something on these days. There's so many different buttons. 0:06:20.005 --> 0:06:21.685 So I must have, but I thought it. 0:06:21.844 --> 0:06:24.364 All we got to do is nudge something, yeah, and 0:06:24.404 --> 0:06:28.964 then it's hard to see. Nothing lights up. I've got 0:06:28.964 --> 0:06:30.684 in the car and the battery strained, and I'm like, 0:06:30.765 --> 0:06:34.565 what did I nudge me? Went somewhere didn't normally go? 0:06:34.604 --> 0:06:36.205 And I'm like, I don't know. I don't know it's 0:06:36.284 --> 0:06:38.604 on or off? How to deactivate? And then you go 0:06:38.645 --> 0:06:41.044 on YouTube and you've got to watch like a ten 0:06:41.125 --> 0:06:44.564 minute dull video made by someone calling. It's always an 0:06:44.565 --> 0:06:47.604 English guy as well. We're like, it's only about ten seconds. 0:06:47.685 --> 0:06:49.925 I needed this how to turn the damn thing off? 0:06:50.245 --> 0:06:53.685 I know, such a frustrated I can subscribe on my video. 0:06:54.164 --> 0:06:56.805 But I didn't think it was possible to go in 0:06:56.844 --> 0:07:00.044 that sort of mode unless you're actually reversing that I 0:07:00.205 --> 0:07:02.325 was going. And I don't know what's going on, but 0:07:02.325 --> 0:07:04.765 there's too many buttons in a car these days, Like 0:07:04.844 --> 0:07:06.604 I don't even like cruise control. 0:07:06.724 --> 0:07:08.565 I feel really nervous. 0:07:08.724 --> 0:07:13.045 And turn that tiny rear wiper on. Is it the 0:07:13.045 --> 0:07:15.565 thing where you twist the thing? You don't move it up, 0:07:15.605 --> 0:07:17.245 you do the thing, you twist it away towards you. 0:07:17.605 --> 0:07:21.364 There's that strange flap on top of the indicator. Is 0:07:21.364 --> 0:07:21.965 it that one? 0:07:22.205 --> 0:07:22.645 Yes? 0:07:22.925 --> 0:07:25.045 And then last year I managed to turn it get 0:07:25.085 --> 0:07:27.005 it going, and there was like I could the reverse, 0:07:27.045 --> 0:07:27.845 wouldn't turn it off. 0:07:28.725 --> 0:07:30.684 Those cars you see the businesses that have all the 0:07:30.685 --> 0:07:32.645 painting on the outside of that and they can't see 0:07:32.645 --> 0:07:34.805 that it's on and it's just always going, you. 0:07:34.725 --> 0:07:36.285 Know, when you're on like a highway and you just 0:07:36.325 --> 0:07:37.725 see it go and you're like, there's no way that 0:07:37.725 --> 0:07:38.444 guy can see that. 0:07:40.245 --> 0:07:41.885 All the kids out there, we never used to have 0:07:41.965 --> 0:07:44.085 review in the back door. 0:07:44.405 --> 0:07:46.005 None of the bells and whistles. 0:07:46.285 --> 0:07:48.564 And I think, you know, Patsy's evidence here. I don't 0:07:48.565 --> 0:07:53.004 think it makes someone a better driver of my driving 0:07:53.045 --> 0:07:55.965 to it was a speed no and it was alf 0:07:56.045 --> 0:07:57.045 stuck out as well. 0:07:57.245 --> 0:07:59.165 No, no, it was a Patsy. 0:08:00.364 --> 0:08:04.405 When Henry Ford I had to create it was the 0:08:04.445 --> 0:08:08.725 second person in the world to pass her test. 0:08:08.725 --> 0:08:11.325 Ton O'Connell show podcast. 0:08:11.605 --> 0:08:14.244 Asking you today, how's yeay, yesterday? How's your Monday? How 0:08:14.245 --> 0:08:16.605 are you starting? Are you're a Monday winner or loser? 0:08:17.085 --> 0:08:19.965 Good morning to you Alex in Sydney, Christian, I'm actually 0:08:20.005 --> 0:08:23.085 a Monday winner. Me and my mate's one pub trivia 0:08:23.245 --> 0:08:27.925 last night. That's big. I love doing pub trivia quizzes. 0:08:28.485 --> 0:08:32.165 I remember years ago in the UK. I took my 0:08:32.205 --> 0:08:36.005 breakfast show. We went and did five different pub quizzes 0:08:36.405 --> 0:08:39.405 around the UK. We took the show on tour and 0:08:39.565 --> 0:08:41.844 it was so much fun. We went to these lovely 0:08:41.845 --> 0:08:44.645 little plubs pubs all around the UK. However, because you're 0:08:44.684 --> 0:08:48.965 in the pub every night, it was carnish that week. 0:08:49.845 --> 0:08:50.485 Oh my god. 0:08:50.485 --> 0:08:52.245 I almost had to check into rehab by the end 0:08:52.285 --> 0:08:55.565 of the week. We're all just broken. I remember on 0:08:55.605 --> 0:08:58.684 the Thursday night we're in some Irish pub and the 0:08:58.804 --> 0:09:02.564 suddenly turned into a lockin twoout three in the morning, 0:09:03.005 --> 0:09:05.965 and so we thought ahead and I'd recorded, we'd all 0:09:06.005 --> 0:09:11.005 recorded without turnet boss the first hour Friday shott yes smart, 0:09:11.084 --> 0:09:13.885 until there's been a glitch and then accidentally upload and 0:09:13.885 --> 0:09:16.325 we're playing out a very old best of an hour 0:09:16.684 --> 0:09:17.244 where it was. 0:09:17.204 --> 0:09:17.885 For a Monday. 0:09:18.245 --> 0:09:20.724 And so it's Friday and two and a half million 0:09:20.725 --> 0:09:23.684 people around the UK are all going it's month, it's not. 0:09:24.045 --> 0:09:26.885 He keeps on This Monday morning, my Bosston rings me 0:09:26.885 --> 0:09:28.485 and go, you better go on air live right now 0:09:28.525 --> 0:09:29.845 because you've clearly pre record. 0:09:29.885 --> 0:09:30.925 I was been caught out. 0:09:31.084 --> 0:09:35.525 Oh no, yes, so to stumble on air, very croaky voice, Rio, 0:09:35.605 --> 0:09:36.285 are you listening. 0:09:36.285 --> 0:09:37.205 There's a lesson in that. 0:09:37.725 --> 0:09:40.125 Yes, if you're going to do the hangover, you still 0:09:40.125 --> 0:09:42.724 show up the next day. Christian, I was a Monday 0:09:42.765 --> 0:09:44.684 winner at table tennis. I'm hoping to turn it into 0:09:44.765 --> 0:09:47.445 double win. Managed to get through on the lines today 0:09:47.444 --> 0:09:50.525 to do the hot quiz that's on Vince Good Luck. 0:09:52.245 --> 0:09:55.045 I'm a Monday winner. So last night I went out 0:09:55.084 --> 0:09:57.324 to dinner by myself and I took my book. 0:09:57.405 --> 0:09:58.285 Oh my god, what a. 0:09:58.324 --> 0:09:58.885 Joy that is. 0:09:59.005 --> 0:09:59.725 I have never done that. 0:09:59.925 --> 0:10:00.725 It's the best. 0:10:00.845 --> 0:10:01.005 Oh. 0:10:01.045 --> 0:10:03.045 I don't know if I could go out to dinner myself. 0:10:03.084 --> 0:10:04.964 No, really, I don't know. 0:10:05.005 --> 0:10:08.445 I just I don't do anything by myself. Things like 0:10:08.605 --> 0:10:10.684 go for a walk or something like that is pretty normal. 0:10:10.684 --> 0:10:11.844 But I would never go to a cafe. 0:10:11.845 --> 0:10:14.605 I would go to the movies. Now, I always go 0:10:14.684 --> 0:10:15.844 with someone so nice. 0:10:16.084 --> 0:10:18.804 Really, as a parent, just have some of your own time. 0:10:19.965 --> 0:10:22.804 That two hours with my book and then so anyway, 0:10:22.845 --> 0:10:24.645 I tell you what my Monday winner is. I got 0:10:24.684 --> 0:10:27.285 chattered to the young guy behind the bar right and 0:10:27.365 --> 0:10:29.565 so I had to order my pizza and a glass 0:10:29.564 --> 0:10:31.045 of wine. I'll get chatting to him and then I 0:10:31.084 --> 0:10:33.645 go back to get another glass of wine and he said, 0:10:33.645 --> 0:10:35.684 do you know what, I'm not going to charge you 0:10:35.845 --> 0:10:38.405 for the food or the wine. No one ever talks 0:10:38.405 --> 0:10:40.085 to me in this job. He's really made me laugh. 0:10:41.165 --> 0:10:43.645 And then he goes, my name's Jake, and then he goes, 0:10:43.684 --> 0:10:45.564 what do you do? And sometimes when I tell people 0:10:45.564 --> 0:10:48.165 what I do, it makes a conversation weird. And we've 0:10:48.165 --> 0:10:50.364 been getting so well Jake and I and he didn't 0:10:50.405 --> 0:10:52.485 know what I did. And if I here's what happens 0:10:52.485 --> 0:10:54.084 when I tell people who don't know what I do. 0:10:54.725 --> 0:10:56.925 They will then apologize that they've never heard of me, 0:10:57.525 --> 0:10:59.964 or apologize for not listening, and the whole thing gets weird. 0:11:00.245 --> 0:11:02.364 So I just told him that I worked in cosmetics. 0:11:03.165 --> 0:11:05.445 What And I've got no idea why. He just like, 0:11:05.525 --> 0:11:06.045 what do you do? 0:11:06.684 --> 0:11:09.405 I know it cosmetics? And I'm now going to have 0:11:09.444 --> 0:11:11.124 to come up with a whole legend. What And you 0:11:11.204 --> 0:11:13.125 live in Sydney? I went, I'm here this week And 0:11:13.165 --> 0:11:14.805 then he was waiting for the next bit, went. 0:11:14.645 --> 0:11:15.325 For a conference? 0:11:15.405 --> 0:11:17.204 Do you know anything about cosmetics? 0:11:17.285 --> 0:11:17.405 No? 0:11:17.725 --> 0:11:19.085 And I was hoping, and I hope to god he 0:11:19.084 --> 0:11:21.925 doesn't go, oh, can you help my eye or my cheeks? 0:11:22.365 --> 0:11:24.684 My cheeks need some collagen and. 0:11:24.605 --> 0:11:27.125 I go, oh, yeah, yeah, Well here's the implants we 0:11:27.285 --> 0:11:30.804 use at the laboratory I work at. So he thinks, 0:11:30.965 --> 0:11:33.845 a guy called Christian who works in cosmetics, you really 0:11:33.845 --> 0:11:35.564 need And I think I'll be going back there this week. 0:11:35.605 --> 0:11:37.645 See if I get another free glass of wine. And 0:11:37.684 --> 0:11:39.645 I'm going to have to keep up this Jason Bourne 0:11:39.645 --> 0:11:43.165 fake identity. Plus, I'm aware that there's posters all around 0:11:43.165 --> 0:11:46.365 Sydney with my face on saying I do a radio show. 0:11:46.444 --> 0:11:50.125 He's that guy's a flipping liar, always going to go wow, 0:11:50.165 --> 0:11:53.885 he's a he's a he's a multi hyphen eate. But 0:11:53.965 --> 0:11:55.444 in the morning he does a radio show and then 0:11:55.444 --> 0:11:59.245 he goes and does cosmetics. Wow, the cosmetics guy. Alex, 0:11:59.285 --> 0:12:01.885 you Monday winner, a loser. I'm a winner and I'm 0:12:01.885 --> 0:12:03.925 a loser. I didn't have to do my daytime job 0:12:04.005 --> 0:12:07.405 yesterday because I rocked in and the boss Paulsys cheer 0:12:07.485 --> 0:12:07.805 after me. 0:12:07.845 --> 0:12:10.925 He guess mate to break down and communication. You're not 0:12:11.005 --> 0:12:11.564 needed today. 0:12:11.605 --> 0:12:13.444 I'm say, you're fine. 0:12:14.005 --> 0:12:17.324 Did you not get the email? So Alex does two jobs. 0:12:17.365 --> 0:12:19.245 I mean in case we're doing you're on Channel seven 0:12:19.324 --> 0:12:20.605 during the day doing the news. 0:12:20.765 --> 0:12:22.925 I am yeah, they call me to job Bob Christian 0:12:23.165 --> 0:12:24.885 and I was only one job. 0:12:25.084 --> 0:12:29.844 Too, Salomy Steve. It could be a lot high. But anyway, 0:12:30.005 --> 0:12:32.525 obviously super Bowl you weren't needed. No, I wasn't needed, 0:12:32.605 --> 0:12:35.365 and so all suited and booted, ready to go. 0:12:35.405 --> 0:12:35.844 Ready to go. 0:12:36.165 --> 0:12:38.485 I had a shave, and you have me a lucky pen. 0:12:38.804 --> 0:12:40.925 I had my lucky pan, yep, which is my little 0:12:40.965 --> 0:12:43.204 security blanket. I can't do anything without my lucky pan. 0:12:43.324 --> 0:12:45.085 I've got my lucky pen in my hand right now. 0:12:45.125 --> 0:12:47.205 So Alex has a lucky pan. I'm the same. I 0:12:47.245 --> 0:12:49.564 don't need a script on the radio. I just most 0:12:49.605 --> 0:12:51.965 of the time I'm holding a sharpy pen. I don't 0:12:52.005 --> 0:12:52.645 even know why. 0:12:53.324 --> 0:12:56.684 So you don't know why it helps you. 0:12:56.804 --> 0:13:00.365 It's like, yeah, yeah, I can't go on there without it. 0:13:00.444 --> 0:13:03.205 No, what I need to start the show is the 0:13:03.204 --> 0:13:03.804 sharmpy pen. 0:13:04.125 --> 0:13:06.645 There you go right down your So what do you 0:13:06.684 --> 0:13:08.045 just go home? I just went home. 0:13:08.765 --> 0:13:10.564 I was I'm a winner for not having to do 0:13:10.605 --> 0:13:12.325 that second job, and I lose it for dropping up 0:13:12.365 --> 0:13:12.965 to work. 0:13:14.525 --> 0:13:18.245 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:13:18.045 --> 0:13:20.684 Every morning, ask you two questions. First one is from 0:13:20.804 --> 0:13:23.444 last night's Millionaire hot Seat. So you should already have 0:13:23.525 --> 0:13:26.165 the answer, and then the second one, you pick your 0:13:26.204 --> 0:13:28.805 own topic and I give you one question so you 0:13:28.845 --> 0:13:31.165 can double your money to two thousand dollars. 0:13:31.204 --> 0:13:32.525 Who put you in the hot seat? 0:13:32.885 --> 0:13:37.804 Sitting in the hot seat, answer and question about the 0:13:37.965 --> 0:13:42.724 topic I digs for today, sitting in the hot seat 0:13:42.845 --> 0:13:48.205 talking to Christian God. I get to questions so that 0:13:48.444 --> 0:13:49.045 I can. 0:13:48.885 --> 0:13:53.405 Win to k All right, playing this morning, we go 0:13:53.444 --> 0:13:56.365 to Melbourne now and Linda, good morning, Linda, welcome. 0:13:56.084 --> 0:13:56.525 To the show. 0:13:57.485 --> 0:13:58.364 Thank you so much. 0:13:58.804 --> 0:14:02.845 All right, so, Linda, you saw last night's Millionaire hot Seats. Yes, 0:14:02.845 --> 0:14:06.965 thank you, that's right, Rebecca, give me yes. And that's 0:14:06.965 --> 0:14:09.205 not the question. Who's the host? And what are you 0:14:09.204 --> 0:14:11.045 doing now? Did you have a notepad with all the 0:14:11.165 --> 0:14:12.125 questions and answers? 0:14:13.204 --> 0:14:14.005 It actually is? 0:14:14.324 --> 0:14:16.645 Oh wow, all right, so the first one. Then here's 0:14:16.684 --> 0:14:17.084 your question. 0:14:17.165 --> 0:14:19.245 One thousand dollars on this Linda, hang on, let me 0:14:19.245 --> 0:14:25.325 play the proper music. All right, Linda, for one thousand dollars, 0:14:25.605 --> 0:14:28.565 here's your question. The love of children's novel by the 0:14:28.565 --> 0:14:32.965 British author Roald Dahl is called James and the Giants. 0:14:33.925 --> 0:14:36.965 What Well, you didn't even get the choices come quite 0:14:37.045 --> 0:14:39.565 Papaya Jury and the world's Smelliest food. 0:14:40.125 --> 0:14:42.925 Now it's Pete. You win one thousand dollars straight away? 0:14:43.005 --> 0:14:45.205 Well done, Oh, thank you so much. 0:14:45.285 --> 0:14:48.525 That's so exciting. All right, now what is your subject? 0:14:48.805 --> 0:14:52.124 You get to byo quiz? What's your subject? That's you? 0:14:53.045 --> 0:14:58.125 You love the TV show Survivor pretty much for Sorry, 0:14:58.165 --> 0:14:59.285 your line's breaking up there? 0:14:59.805 --> 0:15:02.685 What is that thender? You're pretty much grown up with it? Yes, 0:15:02.885 --> 0:15:04.645 all right, Linda, here's your question. You can win in 0:15:04.725 --> 0:15:05.885 two thousand dollars. 0:15:06.325 --> 0:15:10.965 Which olympian has won a season of Australian Survivor Stephen Bradery, 0:15:11.045 --> 0:15:12.285 Kathy Freeman, Eric the. 0:15:12.325 --> 0:15:17.045 Eel Or, Shane Gould, Shane Gold, Shane Gold is the 0:15:17.125 --> 0:15:22.125 right answer? You've won two thousand dollars. Well done. 0:15:22.565 --> 0:15:25.165 Oh my god, it's so much. 0:15:25.245 --> 0:15:26.085 That's all right, pleasure. 0:15:26.965 --> 0:15:29.085 Okay, you could be playing tomorrow, so make sure you 0:15:29.125 --> 0:15:32.085 watch tonight Millionaire Hot Seat. Watch the stream three seven 0:15:32.085 --> 0:15:33.805 o'clock weeknights on ten. 0:15:34.245 --> 0:15:36.805 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:15:38.005 --> 0:15:40.045 So what a form? Now? I need everybody's help. 0:15:40.205 --> 0:15:43.085 I want to form the Bogan alphabet and need some 0:15:43.165 --> 0:15:43.925 appropriate music. 0:15:45.365 --> 0:15:46.285 There we go. 0:15:46.565 --> 0:15:48.845 It's a soundtrack, is it? 0:15:48.845 --> 0:15:49.645 It's the soil. 0:15:49.845 --> 0:15:54.725 It's the soil VV. Now, first of all, a lot 0:15:54.725 --> 0:15:57.045 of people can be a bit sniffy and judgy, okay 0:15:57.125 --> 0:16:00.685 about Bogans to my English eyes. As soon as I 0:16:00.765 --> 0:16:04.085 moved here and start to learn about Bogans and actually 0:16:04.125 --> 0:16:06.685 working with someone who are, who will then tell me 0:16:06.725 --> 0:16:11.685 they're not Bogans actually are, I find it fascinating. Bogans 0:16:11.685 --> 0:16:14.165 are free, They're not self conscious like a lot of people, 0:16:14.165 --> 0:16:17.125 and I think all of us hasn't in a Bogan. 0:16:17.285 --> 0:16:20.165 Without a doubt. It comes I am just our Boguan. 0:16:20.325 --> 0:16:23.325 Yes, yeah, I think it's a nice way to accept that. 0:16:23.925 --> 0:16:27.125 But there are certain things that Bogans love above and 0:16:27.205 --> 0:16:30.045 beyond the rest of us. So I want to celebrate 0:16:30.085 --> 0:16:33.605 being a Bogan with my Bogan alphabet. So I've got 0:16:33.605 --> 0:16:37.764 a couple of ones here D for DFO. Yes, Bogans 0:16:37.845 --> 0:16:38.765 love the DFO. 0:16:41.365 --> 0:16:42.885 Because I'm in Sydney. 0:16:42.925 --> 0:16:45.244 My wife called me yesterday and she's obviously now that 0:16:45.285 --> 0:16:47.845 I'm away for a week, she's out there hitting the 0:16:47.885 --> 0:16:51.005 credit card. She was a DFO yesterday. I rang her, 0:16:51.045 --> 0:16:51.925 went where are you? 0:16:51.965 --> 0:16:53.445 And she went DFO. 0:16:53.525 --> 0:16:56.884 I went, wow, please take me some pictures of some Bogans. 0:16:57.005 --> 0:17:00.805 Bogans love a sail. They love a discount discount. But 0:17:00.885 --> 0:17:02.965 if they'll tell you, they'll be like, oh yeah, mate, 0:17:03.005 --> 0:17:03.445 I've got you. 0:17:03.525 --> 0:17:05.764 Save fifty bucks off these pants. 0:17:06.365 --> 0:17:11.725 Don't even need them in the garage. The Bogan alphabet 0:17:11.765 --> 0:17:14.605 our first entry D for DFO, I've got. I think 0:17:14.605 --> 0:17:19.405 I've got the A as well. A current affair either 0:17:19.485 --> 0:17:24.645 on it, either on it, attacking a cameraman, swearing, finger pointing, 0:17:25.805 --> 0:17:28.685 or watching it. Bogan's either way, whether they're the star 0:17:28.765 --> 0:17:31.165 of it or just watching on the couch. Bogans love 0:17:31.205 --> 0:17:31.925 a current affair. 0:17:32.205 --> 0:17:33.765 Oh yeah, and witness accounts. 0:17:35.605 --> 0:17:38.165 Yeah, sorry, lady looked like a real good He's a 0:17:38.325 --> 0:17:39.565 destroyed mike. 0:17:39.885 --> 0:17:40.725 Or a bad neighbor. 0:17:41.005 --> 0:17:45.525 Yes, yes, you're right, a fence border dispute. 0:17:46.725 --> 0:17:48.685 The proof is in how long it's been on air. 0:17:48.765 --> 0:17:51.725 I reckon it's since I was born. I'm thirty three now, 0:17:51.765 --> 0:17:54.085 so I think without a doubt ACA has been on 0:17:54.085 --> 0:17:55.245 the air for thirty three years. 0:17:55.285 --> 0:17:56.725 It's been around for decades, isn't? 0:17:57.125 --> 0:17:59.685 And also why they're not? Andrew Lloyd Webber. 0:17:59.405 --> 0:18:02.965 Right should write a Current Affair the musical because there 0:18:02.965 --> 0:18:04.685 have been so many great moments in it. 0:18:04.845 --> 0:18:07.085 Oh yeah, that you'd all remember. 0:18:07.005 --> 0:18:10.925 The guy, the guy with the dog that comes bounding over. 0:18:11.205 --> 0:18:14.005 He's my hang on it, we've got that clip right here, 0:18:14.165 --> 0:18:17.405 dog man. This should be like the you'd have this 0:18:17.485 --> 0:18:19.285 bit at the end of the first half. 0:18:19.805 --> 0:18:21.485 They always have a big show stopper, don't they. 0:18:21.645 --> 0:18:24.845 They came bounding over. 0:18:26.725 --> 0:18:28.845 It's never not funny hearing that noise. It's such a 0:18:28.925 --> 0:18:31.205 visceral thing he does. It's the best I want. This 0:18:31.285 --> 0:18:34.045 is my ring tone, just scaring people when selling my 0:18:34.085 --> 0:18:34.765 phone goes off. 0:18:34.805 --> 0:18:38.565 They came bounding over. 0:18:40.925 --> 0:18:43.445 All right, Alex, what have you got for our bogan alphabet? 0:18:43.605 --> 0:18:43.885 Oh? 0:18:43.965 --> 0:18:48.365 I had a toss up between ice House and Australian's 0:18:48.365 --> 0:18:50.805 Biscuit for I iced. 0:18:51.565 --> 0:18:54.245 Oh yeah, come on, yeah yeah. 0:18:55.205 --> 0:18:57.725 If you go for ice House, well brilliant. 0:18:57.965 --> 0:18:59.485 No, I think it's more barnsy. 0:19:00.045 --> 0:19:04.205 Yeah, it's not Midnight Oil, it's Chisel. 0:19:05.805 --> 0:19:08.845 I'm sticking with ice Bovo. How goot an ice Boa? 0:19:09.965 --> 0:19:14.765 That just works, Coconut. I just had talk about musical answers. 0:19:14.805 --> 0:19:17.285 I've got another one, m Michael. 0:19:16.965 --> 0:19:22.244 Buble, Oh Christmas album that they're they're the things I like. 0:19:23.685 --> 0:19:25.805 I talked about how I won't work with people who 0:19:25.805 --> 0:19:28.565 won't accept their Bogans smoking guns. 0:19:28.605 --> 0:19:31.925 Pats He's a very classy performer. 0:19:32.685 --> 0:19:39.125 He is and funny and funny he is actually he is, 0:19:39.165 --> 0:19:42.845 He's yeah, he's he's very trump but Bogans and it's 0:19:42.885 --> 0:19:45.205 not the rest of us is Christmas time you break 0:19:45.245 --> 0:19:46.445 out the Mickey b playlist. 0:19:46.805 --> 0:19:48.925 But Patsy and people like Patsy Bogans. 0:19:49.405 --> 0:19:50.245 He's all year round. 0:19:50.845 --> 0:19:52.965 He was the first artist that I bought the up 0:19:53.005 --> 0:19:55.165 the album for and it was a Christmas album. 0:19:55.165 --> 0:19:56.765 It's the first album I ever got on. 0:19:56.725 --> 0:19:59.445 Apple Music that man clears up at Christmas. He does 0:20:00.565 --> 0:20:06.445 absolutely Christmas. He's a Christmas magnet. I reckon he makes 0:20:06.485 --> 0:20:07.165 more than Santa. 0:20:08.565 --> 0:20:10.965 Seriously, every year. He's always got some of you Christmas 0:20:11.005 --> 0:20:12.205 album out or Christmas tour. 0:20:12.405 --> 0:20:13.485 Yeah, I'd love to know this. 0:20:13.565 --> 0:20:15.005 I saw him live a couple of years ago and 0:20:15.045 --> 0:20:18.605 he was incredible, genuinely got them and a real showman 0:20:18.765 --> 0:20:21.565 and right. Patsy was actually is a sort of in 0:20:21.565 --> 0:20:22.405 between song banter. 0:20:22.605 --> 0:20:23.645 Was extremely funny. 0:20:23.805 --> 0:20:26.325 He doesn't take himself too seriously. That's what I love 0:20:26.325 --> 0:20:26.805 about him. 0:20:26.885 --> 0:20:29.685 Yeah, yeah, Caitlin, Now you know these people. 0:20:29.485 --> 0:20:32.725 Well very well. I am one and the biggest one. 0:20:32.725 --> 0:20:35.365 That's for me right now, I have a C for you, 0:20:35.445 --> 0:20:37.045 and that's for a shady party. 0:20:37.285 --> 0:20:38.565 You love a shady party. 0:20:38.605 --> 0:20:40.565 A party doesn't have a tea, it has a d 0:20:40.765 --> 0:20:42.445 it's a shady party. All right. 0:20:42.485 --> 0:20:44.685 There's there's two drinks, Bogan's love. You're right, it's a 0:20:44.765 --> 0:20:52.325 shaddy and it's Mexican beer. Yes, yes, yeah, it makes 0:20:52.365 --> 0:20:55.445 them feel exotic. Yeah, I'm with you, bad bunny. 0:20:58.325 --> 0:21:01.565 The Christian o'connal show podcast. 0:21:01.805 --> 0:21:04.445 Kicking off this hour call and they leave that microphone 0:21:04.445 --> 0:21:07.765 alone when it's live. Sorry, we've got the old amateur 0:21:07.765 --> 0:21:12.605 cru stepping into the producer. Kaitlin has poisoned Rio. She's 0:21:12.645 --> 0:21:16.125 claimed her spot. This happens in broadcast since she's been 0:21:16.165 --> 0:21:17.205 mentored by Patsy. 0:21:17.645 --> 0:21:19.725 That's what you do. You have a rival, and then 0:21:19.805 --> 0:21:21.245 you did have a rival. 0:21:21.005 --> 0:21:21.885 She learned from the beach. 0:21:22.045 --> 0:21:24.565 She did. Yeah, classic, as soon as I heard Real 0:21:24.685 --> 0:21:28.244 wasn't well and he's sharing an Airbnb with you, suddenly 0:21:28.405 --> 0:21:32.485 you're in p one there and you've you've claimed his spot. 0:21:33.525 --> 0:21:34.245 That would never. 0:21:34.405 --> 0:21:37.525 Oh, that's a little bit of stumbling that I've seen 0:21:37.565 --> 0:21:38.125 you in court. 0:21:39.045 --> 0:21:42.045 I would never. Unfortunately, Real is unwell. 0:21:42.245 --> 0:21:45.005 Nothing that he seemed pretty pretty lively yesterday when I 0:21:45.005 --> 0:21:50.525 saw him just suddenly struck down and suddenly you're enjoying yourself, 0:21:50.525 --> 0:21:53.205 living your best life there as p oneider. 0:21:55.205 --> 0:21:55.925 She's very happy. 0:21:57.525 --> 0:22:00.045 We're doing our Bogan alphabet. Thank you very much for this. 0:22:01.445 --> 0:22:04.125 So before seven I said that I believe that all 0:22:04.165 --> 0:22:05.485 of us has a bit of. 0:22:05.405 --> 0:22:06.725 Bogan in them, without a doubt. 0:22:07.005 --> 0:22:08.805 Christ and I would have argued with you to blue 0:22:08.805 --> 0:22:11.645 in the face that there has no Bogan in me. However, 0:22:13.725 --> 0:22:17.965 when you just said on the show that ice vovo 0:22:18.885 --> 0:22:20.725 is what Bogans love, I thought, do you know what 0:22:20.885 --> 0:22:22.925 I love? An ice vogo with a cup of tea 0:22:22.925 --> 0:22:25.125 at work? You guys have just proved me wrong. I 0:22:25.205 --> 0:22:26.405 accept my inner Bogan. 0:22:26.645 --> 0:22:27.125 Well done. 0:22:27.125 --> 0:22:32.685 There's no point denying b for Bingo, Christian, you're right. 0:22:33.725 --> 0:22:39.805 What about oh outdoor Dunney Richard thinks Christian for the 0:22:39.805 --> 0:22:43.285 Bogan alphabet, Alfa Ranger, that Big four that is tailgating 0:22:43.325 --> 0:22:44.805 you in a residential. 0:22:44.325 --> 0:22:47.725 Fifty the Ford Ranger. 0:22:48.005 --> 0:22:52.565 Yes, Christian, b for BALLEI j for Jetstar to be 0:22:52.685 --> 0:22:57.085 for Barley Bogans in Barley drinking Bintan listen to Barzy Michelle. 0:22:57.525 --> 0:23:00.485 That's very good. That's from Michelle, who says, I'm she's 0:23:00.605 --> 0:23:02.205 verified Bogan born and race. 0:23:02.805 --> 0:23:03.805 That's so good. 0:23:04.085 --> 0:23:06.965 B for Barley Jetstar all the way to Barley in 0:23:07.125 --> 0:23:10.565 Barley drinking Bintwan listened to Barnty Michelle very good, Cameron says, 0:23:11.045 --> 0:23:12.245 for Commodore. 0:23:12.325 --> 0:23:14.605 Oh it's been essential. 0:23:14.845 --> 0:23:16.765 Yes, this one's just coming me. 0:23:17.005 --> 0:23:20.445 And for meat Trey, who doesn't love a meat tray? 0:23:21.045 --> 0:23:30.725 I've got another one. See tours yes love Yes, Southern 0:23:30.765 --> 0:23:35.325 Cross tattoos. Oh that's probably half the gold audience right now, 0:23:35.365 --> 0:23:38.125 isn't it covering up an arm or maybe on the back. 0:23:38.845 --> 0:23:42.005 What about the birth and death date death dates of 0:23:42.085 --> 0:23:42.805 relatives as well? 0:23:43.165 --> 0:23:43.885 Are their kids? 0:23:44.005 --> 0:23:44.285 Yes? 0:23:44.925 --> 0:23:46.325 Their kids up there are on. 0:23:46.325 --> 0:23:46.885 The back of the neck. 0:23:47.005 --> 0:23:49.045 Yeah, a mom and dad behind the eye. 0:23:49.405 --> 0:23:49.725 That one. 0:23:50.685 --> 0:23:52.805 I must get that ticked off. The ships on my bucket. 0:23:52.805 --> 0:23:52.845 This. 0:23:53.965 --> 0:23:59.525 I remember once meeting a morning TV producer in Australia 0:23:59.925 --> 0:24:01.725 and I was making small too, and I said, who's 0:24:01.725 --> 0:24:04.885 the audience that went Bogans? So I'm added Morning TV 0:24:05.645 --> 0:24:10.325 Carl Carls the guys there Sevenovich also tell you one thing. 0:24:10.445 --> 0:24:13.605 Bogan's love shock jocks and of course you know who's 0:24:13.605 --> 0:24:16.045 their post the boy. Oh yeah, anyway, I'll say no 0:24:16.125 --> 0:24:18.285 more saying them on the bright side of the dial. 0:24:18.885 --> 0:24:21.365 Let's take some calls here for our Bogan alphabet. Do 0:24:21.365 --> 0:24:22.925 you want to take part? Give you a call some 0:24:22.965 --> 0:24:25.365 morning thirteen fifty five twenty two and you can also 0:24:25.485 --> 0:24:29.005 message me yours O four seven five three one oh 0:24:29.085 --> 0:24:29.685 four three. 0:24:30.125 --> 0:24:32.605 Welcome to the show, Brad, Good morning, Brad. 0:24:33.165 --> 0:24:35.485 Good morning everyone. How are you going? 0:24:35.725 --> 0:24:38.045 We're good, Brad, Brad. Thanks for joinings. So what have 0:24:38.085 --> 0:24:40.005 you got from bogan alphabet? 0:24:40.325 --> 0:24:43.485 I'm going with G for goombag wool Rick. 0:24:45.045 --> 0:24:46.685 What's goon bag roulette? 0:24:46.685 --> 0:24:46.765 Dore? 0:24:47.045 --> 0:24:49.485 Am I going to regret asking us? What's goon bag roulette? 0:24:50.045 --> 0:24:52.765 You get your mates, you get a piece of string, 0:24:52.845 --> 0:24:57.245 you put a goom bag on your hoys voice and 0:24:57.485 --> 0:24:59.645 fling it around and a hoover at lands On, I 0:24:59.805 --> 0:25:01.485 have to drink from the goom bag yep. 0:25:02.045 --> 0:25:04.205 Why why wasn't this at the Sydney Olympics. Is that 0:25:04.285 --> 0:25:06.205 you know when they're now of your own demonstration event? 0:25:06.245 --> 0:25:07.205 Why wasn't that there? 0:25:07.725 --> 0:25:09.045 Jerry mashed it. 0:25:09.445 --> 0:25:16.165 It'll be at Brisbane, Brad. That's a great one. Thank 0:25:16.165 --> 0:25:17.285 you very much for corner mate. 0:25:17.325 --> 0:25:18.645 No worries, Thank you very much. 0:25:18.765 --> 0:25:21.045 Thank you. Let's good to Kathy now, Kathy, welcome to 0:25:21.085 --> 0:25:21.445 the show. 0:25:22.605 --> 0:25:26.285 Thanks Christian. Our look, m has to be for Mullet. 0:25:26.325 --> 0:25:26.685 You're right. 0:25:26.805 --> 0:25:30.565 Yeah, let's take out Michael Booble maybe, but be for him. 0:25:30.925 --> 0:25:32.285 You're right, it's got to be the mullet. 0:25:34.965 --> 0:25:37.405 Thank you, Thank you, Kathy, thank you. 0:25:37.445 --> 0:25:40.005 Very much as a woman. A few words. Who we 0:25:40.045 --> 0:25:40.725 got here, Kate? 0:25:40.845 --> 0:25:43.205 Good morning Kate, Good morning Christian. 0:25:43.245 --> 0:25:44.005 How are you today? 0:25:44.125 --> 0:25:44.485 I'm good? 0:25:44.525 --> 0:25:46.085 How are you this? Srning sound lively? 0:25:46.965 --> 0:25:49.925 Yeah, I'm going okay, thank you. Look after the goon 0:25:50.005 --> 0:25:55.325 bag Roulette and the Shardie Party, I think that what 0:25:55.405 --> 0:25:58.805 I've what I recommend for the alphabet is. 0:26:01.525 --> 0:26:07.285 I love for Breeze, stunning the smell of Australia. 0:26:06.685 --> 0:26:07.005 Is it? 0:26:07.605 --> 0:26:10.685 I think that's the NCO. Rub I love Enko rub 0:26:11.205 --> 0:26:13.685 I think Fabreeze. I'd happily wear if it was a 0:26:13.685 --> 0:26:16.885 man's after show, a little dab and stuff like that, 0:26:16.885 --> 0:26:18.365 I'd have to. In fact, I want to have my 0:26:18.405 --> 0:26:24.165 own version called Mambres Febries from Men Februez from. 0:26:24.325 --> 0:26:31.245 Mambres has a different, different live Yeah, it's for everyone. 0:26:33.485 --> 0:26:35.405 By the way, on sense and men, I've got this 0:26:35.485 --> 0:26:38.805 idea we're sponsored by the Great Chemists Warehouse. 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Yes, 0:27:21.085 --> 0:27:22.005 we should take. 0:27:26.445 --> 0:27:29.165 Where's your Wayno, probably sold. 0:27:28.925 --> 0:27:31.965 Out, So please chemist to our house. 0:27:32.165 --> 0:27:32.805 Make that happen. 0:27:33.405 --> 0:27:36.005 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:27:37.685 --> 0:27:42.285 You've got bills you need to pay. The Make of 0:27:42.445 --> 0:27:49.245 Christian pays them every day in be in utilities. 0:27:49.645 --> 0:27:52.205 Or your hamsters bits inary fees. 0:27:52.885 --> 0:27:54.645 You've got bills. 0:27:54.245 --> 0:27:56.565 All right, let's pay up some bills right now. Head 0:27:56.565 --> 0:27:58.925 to the Gold website dot com DoD Are you then 0:27:58.965 --> 0:28:01.445 stand by your phone. I am calling you and paying 0:28:01.445 --> 0:28:04.365 off your bills. Let's called Donna and hopefully she picks 0:28:04.445 --> 0:28:05.685 up and I pay her bills. 0:28:06.005 --> 0:28:09.725 That's how this works, Donna. 0:28:10.925 --> 0:28:13.045 Yes, yes, yes, yes, speaking. How are you? 0:28:13.525 --> 0:28:13.965 I'm good? 0:28:14.565 --> 0:28:16.725 This is Christian O'Connor from the Bank of Christian. 0:28:17.765 --> 0:28:20.005 It's lovely to hear you in the same Yeah. 0:28:20.125 --> 0:28:22.085 Yes, lovely to speak to you on the phone and 0:28:22.085 --> 0:28:23.125 hear you on the phone. 0:28:23.965 --> 0:28:25.925 Yeah. I was in a little workout of all things. 0:28:27.245 --> 0:28:29.085 You can get my breathat. Yeah. Yeah. 0:28:29.125 --> 0:28:30.885 What are you? What are you doing cardio today? Or 0:28:30.925 --> 0:28:31.965 is it waits gains? 0:28:32.325 --> 0:28:32.485 Oh? 0:28:32.685 --> 0:28:36.045 No, I avoid cardio at all costs. 0:28:37.605 --> 0:28:40.125 Now I'm calling off to calling up to pay a bill? 0:28:40.205 --> 0:28:41.285 What would you like me to wipe out? 0:28:41.365 --> 0:28:42.125 That's exciting. 0:28:42.405 --> 0:28:44.685 Oh the license testing though, would be great? 0:28:45.045 --> 0:28:45.845 License testing? 0:28:46.965 --> 0:28:49.405 Yeah, driver's license all right? 0:28:49.445 --> 0:28:51.325 Gotcha? One of the kids doing the test. 0:28:52.605 --> 0:28:53.525 Tomorrow? 0:28:54.405 --> 0:28:57.205 Oh wow? And if you have you been doing some coaching? 0:28:58.405 --> 0:29:01.805 I have my mainly the bulk of it, I'd say, husband. 0:29:01.405 --> 0:29:04.685 Helped a bit. Yes, isn't it when you're in the 0:29:04.685 --> 0:29:06.325 car with them and that they don't like you're telling 0:29:06.325 --> 0:29:08.125 you telling them what to do, but you have to. 0:29:09.245 --> 0:29:10.765 I've never known stress like it. 0:29:13.085 --> 0:29:15.605 Yeah, you hope that they passed the tests so that 0:29:15.645 --> 0:29:16.085 you never. 0:29:15.965 --> 0:29:21.405 Had yet again, Absolutely three triplets driving them to work, 0:29:21.525 --> 0:29:23.805 back training, soccer, you name it. 0:29:24.245 --> 0:29:25.605 I'm glad when that's done. 0:29:26.005 --> 0:29:28.045 Yeah, that she've got triplets. 0:29:28.565 --> 0:29:30.045 I got identical triplets. 0:29:30.125 --> 0:29:31.485 Just turned eighteen yesterday. 0:29:31.645 --> 0:29:32.045 You can. 0:29:32.125 --> 0:29:34.285 I didn't know you get identical triplets. 0:29:35.565 --> 0:29:36.205 Oh you can. 0:29:36.285 --> 0:29:36.965 If you're special. 0:29:37.325 --> 0:29:41.725 Wow, you could get one of them passes. Then she 0:29:41.765 --> 0:29:45.205 could just the others could fit to be the os. 0:29:45.525 --> 0:29:47.685 Yeah, just use exactly? 0:29:48.125 --> 0:29:49.445 Are all one others? 0:29:49.485 --> 0:29:50.645 One out of three? Ain't bad? 0:29:50.765 --> 0:29:55.685 You got me those that's in crazy. 0:29:55.805 --> 0:29:59.925 I honestly didn't know you could get identical triplets. 0:30:00.325 --> 0:30:01.845 You you'll have to look it up. 0:30:01.845 --> 0:30:04.205 I won't bore you with that is a bit strange 0:30:05.085 --> 0:30:07.925 images of identical triplets. I don't know my search history. 0:30:07.925 --> 0:30:10.645 I'll get a look at the now. How much do 0:30:10.725 --> 0:30:12.445 how much do you want? Don Donna? Sorry? 0:30:12.685 --> 0:30:13.605 Well, yea and hi. 0:30:14.245 --> 0:30:17.085 The license is three times seventy five. 0:30:17.205 --> 0:30:18.445 I think a couple of. 0:30:19.925 --> 0:30:26.765 Well that's a score. Let's call it five hundred dollars. 0:30:27.405 --> 0:30:29.765 Oh my god, that would be amazing, Thank you so much. 0:30:29.845 --> 0:30:32.285 That'd be a fabulous all right, back to the waits. 0:30:32.925 --> 0:30:36.925 You're a legend. Thanks christ Take care Dona, Bye bye. 0:30:37.725 --> 0:30:40.285 The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast. 0:30:41.285 --> 0:30:43.365 What is the small thing that drives you mad? We 0:30:43.485 --> 0:30:45.765 do just every Tuesday on the show, don't go to 0:30:45.805 --> 0:30:48.165 work mad, get funny release that. 0:30:48.525 --> 0:30:51.925 It's a cathartic release. It's like free radiotherapy on the show. 0:30:52.245 --> 0:30:53.125 Need to make you go? 0:30:54.205 --> 0:30:56.005 Get this started today? 0:30:56.405 --> 0:30:57.325 He needs to make you go. 0:30:58.765 --> 0:31:00.365 Patsy, let's kick off with you. 0:31:00.445 --> 0:31:02.645 What is it, pats Oh, I'm ready to kick off. 0:31:02.765 --> 0:31:05.405 Don't you worry about that. On the way into work 0:31:05.445 --> 0:31:09.165 this morning, some idiot headies high bam on all gating 0:31:09.245 --> 0:31:12.845 me mate, turn your high beam off. There's no way 0:31:12.885 --> 0:31:15.085 that you could have mistaken lives. 0:31:15.085 --> 0:31:18.125 It's actually dangerous as well. It's a very bullying almost 0:31:18.205 --> 0:31:19.085 blinds you. 0:31:19.165 --> 0:31:21.845 Yeah, it's a bullying maneuver. Get out of my way. 0:31:21.965 --> 0:31:22.805 My time's more. 0:31:22.725 --> 0:31:23.765 Important than yours. 0:31:24.125 --> 0:31:25.405 And it's actually really dangers. 0:31:25.405 --> 0:31:28.605 Who loves their job that much at four am that 0:31:28.605 --> 0:31:29.765 they've got to get there right now? 0:31:29.845 --> 0:31:30.005 Yeah? 0:31:30.085 --> 0:31:33.245 Yeah, trade's really love that site, don't they. 0:31:33.565 --> 0:31:37.085 I also think new cars have these lights on them 0:31:37.165 --> 0:31:39.845 that seem like they're high beams, yes, and they're really 0:31:39.885 --> 0:31:40.245 in your eyes. 0:31:40.245 --> 0:31:41.405 It's really unsafe. 0:31:41.525 --> 0:31:42.365 Yeah yeah. 0:31:42.405 --> 0:31:44.885 What about the headlights that have that sort of blue 0:31:44.965 --> 0:31:47.045 tinge and you come across that as well. That's a 0:31:47.045 --> 0:31:47.605 bit annoying. 0:31:48.245 --> 0:31:51.925 That's called the police funny thing. 0:31:52.365 --> 0:31:56.725 Blue tinge behind me flush telling me to turn. 0:31:56.565 --> 0:31:59.325 Myself in that tear every time? Perhaps? 0:32:00.445 --> 0:32:02.765 All right, okay, I know now. 0:32:02.165 --> 0:32:03.405 Alex, what's it for you? Mate? 0:32:03.525 --> 0:32:05.365 Are you waiting a line at the cafe and the 0:32:05.365 --> 0:32:07.725 person in front of you pulls out the phone and 0:32:07.765 --> 0:32:10.125 does the whole workplace coffee and. 0:32:10.125 --> 0:32:11.965 You're like, this is twenty minutes at least, now. 0:32:14.245 --> 0:32:17.565 We still got one with the I'm This goes on 0:32:17.605 --> 0:32:17.925 and on and. 0:32:18.085 --> 0:32:20.485 Then they go, oh I haven't missed anyone, and you 0:32:20.525 --> 0:32:21.405 think we're done now? 0:32:21.925 --> 0:32:26.325 Oh no, sorry, can I get a double decast? Soy lie? 0:32:26.605 --> 0:32:28.365 I don't want to say this, but our team does 0:32:28.365 --> 0:32:29.605 this very often after the. 0:32:29.565 --> 0:32:32.965 Show do with installments. We don't want to be those people. 0:32:33.045 --> 0:32:33.245 I know. 0:32:33.325 --> 0:32:35.685 I'm so sorry to everyone because often what we'll have 0:32:35.765 --> 0:32:37.085 we'll be, oh my god, we've got to get one 0:32:37.085 --> 0:32:37.965 for Sarah, like we. 0:32:38.045 --> 0:32:42.965 Forget Sarah can get her own. I think there should 0:32:42.965 --> 0:32:45.925 be a limit yes, definitely, Shue plus one. That's it. 0:32:46.405 --> 0:32:48.325 You're finally going to open up my own national. 0:32:48.045 --> 0:32:52.645 Chainer in Australia called Coffee plus one. Can I get 0:32:52.645 --> 0:32:53.365 another one that you can't? 0:32:53.365 --> 0:32:54.645 It's called Coffee plus one. 0:32:54.925 --> 0:32:55.405 That's it. 0:32:56.085 --> 0:32:57.645 They're going to come and cube behind you. 0:32:57.685 --> 0:33:00.445 If you want more coffees, get off your lazy asses, 0:33:00.485 --> 0:33:01.885 come and queue up like everybody else. 0:33:02.645 --> 0:33:03.525 Coffee plus one. 0:33:03.565 --> 0:33:06.605 There's something in that team, Kaitlyn, what's it for you? 0:33:06.685 --> 0:33:09.525 Mine happened on Sunday on the word here to Sydney. 0:33:09.645 --> 0:33:11.645 So I was flying out and sitting on there and 0:33:11.685 --> 0:33:13.525 I thought, I can't wait for the captain's update. 0:33:14.125 --> 0:33:14.685 As it comes. 0:33:14.885 --> 0:33:18.765 Things bogans like captain's update, I do. I thought, you're 0:33:18.765 --> 0:33:20.925 not listening, You're not like flying with the right brothers. 0:33:20.925 --> 0:33:22.285 What's what's the update? No? 0:33:22.405 --> 0:33:24.765 I like to know what time I'm going to be landing. 0:33:24.805 --> 0:33:27.005 Well, we know that anyway, you know how long it takes. 0:33:27.045 --> 0:33:28.165 It's so mystery flight. 0:33:28.325 --> 0:33:28.685 I don't know. 0:33:28.965 --> 0:33:33.525 Well, well, just my watch twenty an hour and fifteen 0:33:33.605 --> 0:33:35.405 or whatever. It's a flight for Melbourne to Sydney. 0:33:35.405 --> 0:33:37.325 We were late out of the terminal, so I just 0:33:37.565 --> 0:33:38.245 kind of was doing it. 0:33:38.645 --> 0:33:38.965 Do you cunt? 0:33:39.045 --> 0:33:42.805 Do the masks actually good even a different time zone. 0:33:44.325 --> 0:33:46.245 And also I like to know the weather we're flying 0:33:46.285 --> 0:33:47.965 in too, And often they'll be like, you know, because it. 0:33:48.285 --> 0:33:52.525 Was away on these phones to get an immediate weather update. 0:33:52.645 --> 0:33:54.485 I was on Jet Star. I didn't have internet. 0:33:55.005 --> 0:33:59.045 So anyway, this is the thing that just drives me crazy. 0:33:59.205 --> 0:34:02.125 And it's Bogan's like flying Jetstar and boasting about it. 0:34:02.165 --> 0:34:03.605 That's on Jetstar, Okay. 0:34:03.445 --> 0:34:06.365 Reflects I don't know how we've gotten too twenty twenty 0:34:06.365 --> 0:34:08.125 six with the technology we have in the world. 0:34:08.565 --> 0:34:16.645 And the captain's announcement comes through like I recorded the guy. 0:34:16.445 --> 0:34:17.565 That is insane. 0:34:18.325 --> 0:34:20.525 It sounds more like he accidentally left it on. He 0:34:20.605 --> 0:34:22.004 was just having a chit chat with his mate. 0:34:22.085 --> 0:34:23.884 Yeah, well, you can't even tell what he's saying. 0:34:24.405 --> 0:34:26.165 There's no way any of you are hearing this. 0:34:28.085 --> 0:34:33.365 What what speak up man? 0:34:36.605 --> 0:34:36.925 Nothing? 0:34:37.365 --> 0:34:39.725 Nobody so getting the brace position. 0:34:41.765 --> 0:34:42.565 On fire. 0:34:44.765 --> 0:34:45.205 Triangle. 0:34:47.285 --> 0:34:49.765 This poor bloke, he was an elderly man, kind of 0:34:49.805 --> 0:34:50.965 just sitting in a couple of seats up. 0:34:51.005 --> 0:34:53.445 I could see him hanging over his seat. 0:34:54.445 --> 0:34:56.125 If I'm getting another inch closes into it, guys, I 0:34:56.205 --> 0:34:57.045 might go to translate. 0:34:57.445 --> 0:34:59.245 Looking around everyone kind of going. 0:34:59.245 --> 0:35:01.165 Can you no, you were hearing anything with them? 0:35:01.285 --> 0:35:04.045 Nothing? And oh my god, I could. I knew nothing. 0:35:04.085 --> 0:35:06.045 I didn't know when I was coming in nothing. 0:35:06.085 --> 0:35:07.925 I've got a theory that because you know when you 0:35:07.965 --> 0:35:09.525 when you when you do hear them normally. 0:35:09.765 --> 0:35:11.205 They've always got great voices. 0:35:11.565 --> 0:35:14.605 There's no way every single pilot has got a great voice. 0:35:14.765 --> 0:35:16.605 I think they have a special short like an effect 0:35:16.685 --> 0:35:19.405 on the microphone. There must have been a weekly voices pilot. 0:35:19.885 --> 0:35:23.045 They were just very good pilots. But good morning everybody. 0:35:23.405 --> 0:35:26.165 They always sound great, don't they. They could be doing 0:35:26.165 --> 0:35:29.964 a voice over for Marlboro or a beer. Yes, they've 0:35:30.005 --> 0:35:31.365 always got great voices. 0:35:31.405 --> 0:35:33.844 By the way, when I was flying Sunday, I didn't 0:35:33.845 --> 0:35:36.325 really you're doing that shuffling? Do you always like when 0:35:36.325 --> 0:35:37.565 you first got on the plane. I always have a 0:35:37.565 --> 0:35:39.444 look into the cockpit. I want to see the age 0:35:39.485 --> 0:35:41.924 of the pilot. Oh yes, I don't want to see 0:35:41.925 --> 0:35:43.885 some young one. No, I don't want to see one 0:35:43.965 --> 0:35:46.285 fresh out the top gun academy. I want to see 0:35:46.285 --> 0:35:49.924 Captain Sully, someone who may be flew in a war 0:35:49.965 --> 0:35:52.685 and is now just doing domestic flights. Yeah, not hungover, 0:35:52.925 --> 0:35:57.485 not hungover. I don't want to see an interlock device 0:35:57.565 --> 0:35:58.005 in there. 0:35:59.085 --> 0:36:00.964 I want to see the bath though. If I see 0:36:01.005 --> 0:36:03.085 a young pilot, I think we'll hang on. No, that 0:36:03.245 --> 0:36:05.525 could be better because they're fresh out of the academy, 0:36:05.725 --> 0:36:06.205 so you. 0:36:06.165 --> 0:36:08.325 Know the right right. 0:36:09.485 --> 0:36:11.205 I want to see a little bit of salt pepper 0:36:11.205 --> 0:36:13.005 in the hair he's coming out. 0:36:13.485 --> 0:36:17.165 He's into his forties. Anyway, I didn't realize I would 0:36:17.165 --> 0:36:18.965 add my little looky in there to see how old 0:36:19.005 --> 0:36:21.525 are they. They've got a they've got something. They hang 0:36:21.605 --> 0:36:25.485 their hats. They don't fly with the cap on. What Yeah, 0:36:25.765 --> 0:36:28.685 both the pilot and the co pilot had their hats 0:36:28.765 --> 0:36:30.045 hung up on coat pegs. 0:36:30.805 --> 0:36:32.285 I thought you kept that hat on. 0:36:32.445 --> 0:36:32.965 So did I? 0:36:33.845 --> 0:36:34.645 They hang them up. 0:36:34.845 --> 0:36:35.885 Well that's so weird. 0:36:35.965 --> 0:36:37.405 Yeah, if it's not that important, why. 0:36:37.285 --> 0:36:38.565 Do they have the hat exactly? 0:36:38.805 --> 0:36:40.365 We know you're a pinet with the epaulets and that 0:36:40.405 --> 0:36:41.805 special briefcase they put along. 0:36:42.205 --> 0:36:42.805 What's in all that? 0:36:42.845 --> 0:36:44.405 By the way, if you're just flying, like you know, 0:36:44.645 --> 0:36:47.965 an hour or so, what's all the charts at the 0:36:48.005 --> 0:36:50.444 Telenos they got up there? The plane flies itself. What's 0:36:50.485 --> 0:36:51.325 eat that suit cap for? 0:36:51.365 --> 0:36:52.725 I reckon? You got your picnic in there? 0:36:53.565 --> 0:36:56.885 Some dy are you working on the moment? Yes, anyway. 0:36:57.045 --> 0:36:58.805 Smart things that make you go Guru. 0:36:59.285 --> 0:37:02.485 The Christian o'connal show podcast. 0:37:02.685 --> 0:37:05.725 What's the small thing to try? You mad for Melissa? 0:37:06.765 --> 0:37:11.045 Where my growing kids petitions in the dishwasher. They don't 0:37:11.045 --> 0:37:12.805 put them in, They just leave them in the sink. 0:37:13.845 --> 0:37:17.364 They are my nineteen twenty year old still still doing this. 0:37:17.765 --> 0:37:20.844 It's six inches. It's actually more of a faft to 0:37:20.885 --> 0:37:22.525 try and fit them cram them in the sink. 0:37:22.845 --> 0:37:25.125 They just open that thing and place them in. 0:37:25.365 --> 0:37:27.205 It's almost that when you open up the dishwasher, it's 0:37:27.245 --> 0:37:30.444 got hands extended like baseball mites to catch the plate. 0:37:31.045 --> 0:37:33.205 You guys just drop it, Yeah, and they probably find 0:37:33.245 --> 0:37:36.685 it's that slot there, Christian, I think a small thing 0:37:36.685 --> 0:37:39.645 that makes me go. When the dishwasher cycle finishes, you're 0:37:39.645 --> 0:37:44.404 going to unload to see that the tablet didn't dissolve properly. Yeah, 0:37:44.445 --> 0:37:47.645 they's been spat out all over the dishes. Yeah, and 0:37:47.845 --> 0:37:50.285 then it like blasts it to the plate. Oh, I've 0:37:50.325 --> 0:37:51.565 never got to put it back on. 0:37:52.605 --> 0:37:52.844 Yeah. 0:37:53.885 --> 0:37:54.925 Yeah, a small thing. 0:37:54.965 --> 0:37:58.285 Big rage car tissues, the little packets that are so 0:37:58.285 --> 0:38:01.045 soft when you pull you always get six or seven 0:38:01.085 --> 0:38:01.565 that come up. 0:38:01.765 --> 0:38:02.444 That's so true. 0:38:02.485 --> 0:38:04.925 They packed so tightly in there, sugg as a bugging 0:38:04.925 --> 0:38:06.725 a rug in there, aren't they? And then you try 0:38:06.765 --> 0:38:07.445 and shove them back in? 0:38:07.485 --> 0:38:10.085 It looks all messy. 0:38:10.205 --> 0:38:11.765 Christianother thing that makes me you go gur as the 0:38:11.805 --> 0:38:15.165 opposite of someone taking everyone's order. In a group of 0:38:15.165 --> 0:38:17.404 five or six people lined up at the bar, they're 0:38:17.445 --> 0:38:20.245 all there together, they pay separately. I see a lot 0:38:20.245 --> 0:38:23.085 of young lads doing this now, and I heard about 0:38:23.125 --> 0:38:27.165 this on the news. No one's shouting around anymore. It's 0:38:27.285 --> 0:38:30.884 dying out. They're doing they're not doing shouts. The art 0:38:30.925 --> 0:38:32.205 of the shout is dying out. 0:38:32.325 --> 0:38:35.565 Yeah, it's very expensive these days, Like I think people 0:38:35.645 --> 0:38:37.325 just don't have the money to be able to do 0:38:37.365 --> 0:38:38.045 that anymore. 0:38:38.205 --> 0:38:40.525 What's that saying you wouldn't share? You wouldn't share of 0:38:40.605 --> 0:38:41.445 a chark been in? 0:38:41.725 --> 0:38:44.444 Yes, it was always the worst thing to be seen 0:38:44.485 --> 0:38:46.485 in a group of friends that you didn't shout your ound. Yeah, 0:38:46.805 --> 0:38:49.445 you always have to be the first. And then what 0:38:49.485 --> 0:38:51.125 happens is though you never want to be late to 0:38:51.165 --> 0:38:53.725 meet your mates, otherwise you quickly go, I'm just gonna 0:38:53.725 --> 0:38:54.844 get a drink, does anyone want one? 0:38:54.965 --> 0:38:56.565 And then all your mates, even if they had like 0:38:56.645 --> 0:38:59.004 half a pint left. Oh yeah, I get a fresh 0:38:59.045 --> 0:38:59.605 one up there. 0:38:59.605 --> 0:39:02.245 I've got ten drinks to get Now, get there early, 0:39:02.325 --> 0:39:05.605 get them. Always get your shout in first, exactly because 0:39:05.645 --> 0:39:07.085 it gets bigger as the night goes on. 0:39:07.605 --> 0:39:09.645 Yes and loser and shots get at. 0:39:09.445 --> 0:39:12.645 It and sad at the end of getting around in 0:39:13.685 --> 0:39:15.445 And also a lot of the young lands these days 0:39:15.485 --> 0:39:17.484 there's aren't even going out to the pub, that's right. 0:39:17.605 --> 0:39:18.925 I think that's a real shame. 0:39:19.325 --> 0:39:20.885 I don't know about you. I mean, it was a 0:39:20.925 --> 0:39:21.884 big thing growing up. 0:39:22.005 --> 0:39:24.365 Was was hanging out with your mates, going out to 0:39:24.365 --> 0:39:26.485 the pub. That was your night out. And also it 0:39:26.565 --> 0:39:28.485 was a community. It was a pub that your dad 0:39:28.485 --> 0:39:30.125 would have gone to, and you knew some of the 0:39:30.165 --> 0:39:31.445 other guys there as well. 0:39:31.845 --> 0:39:33.685 It was a way where you were. We used to 0:39:33.685 --> 0:39:35.285 meet up and socialize. 0:39:34.725 --> 0:39:36.965 In pubs and before fans too. You just rock up 0:39:36.965 --> 0:39:38.005 and whoever was there was there. 0:39:38.045 --> 0:39:39.245 Oh God, so true. 0:39:39.285 --> 0:39:41.964 You never worried about going by yourself. I always meet 0:39:42.085 --> 0:39:44.525 some guy there. There was always an older guy. 0:39:44.565 --> 0:39:47.805 It was just by himself. I never saw with another guy. 0:39:48.045 --> 0:39:50.925 Always one elbow on the bar, and then you dread 0:39:50.925 --> 0:39:53.165 someone was getting stuck next and our bloody how dave'st 0:39:53.285 --> 0:39:56.685 there lived in the pub, and then always add some 0:39:56.885 --> 0:39:59.445 theory about the Pokeys. It just paid out, mate, a 0:39:59.445 --> 0:40:01.725 couple of hours ago. It's got You won't win anything tonight. 0:40:02.365 --> 0:40:04.765 Just give it a go now. Rodney's on the lines 0:40:04.805 --> 0:40:07.405 and waiting for a while. Rodney, thanks for waiting so patiently. 0:40:08.845 --> 0:40:11.765 Hello Christian, you're a good are Christian? You know what 0:40:11.845 --> 0:40:14.565 I hate the most Christian? And Patsy and Alex and 0:40:14.645 --> 0:40:18.525 Rio's give you a traffic lights yeah, been way, mares 0:40:18.565 --> 0:40:21.525 were light to change. They guide a size to blink 0:40:21.565 --> 0:40:22.805 a right or blink your left. 0:40:23.205 --> 0:40:24.725 Oh no, you're right. 0:40:25.205 --> 0:40:28.484 You don't ever be a late blinker. You knew damn well, 0:40:28.525 --> 0:40:30.325 you're always going to turn right. You're not sitting like, 0:40:30.405 --> 0:40:32.445 oh do you know what I'm going to switch it 0:40:32.525 --> 0:40:32.844 up today. 0:40:32.845 --> 0:40:33.964 I'm going to suddenly go right. 0:40:34.725 --> 0:40:36.205 Ah, disgusting. 0:40:36.285 --> 0:40:37.765 It's an Australian. 0:40:40.525 --> 0:40:40.925 Christian. 0:40:42.165 --> 0:40:42.525 Christian. 0:40:42.805 --> 0:40:45.844 That's the best part. And then they decided to give 0:40:45.845 --> 0:40:48.205 you a dice smoke in a while. It has to 0:40:48.245 --> 0:40:49.725 be a cult supporter Christian. 0:40:51.965 --> 0:40:54.685 All right, Rodney, thank you very much, so blessed. Rodney's 0:40:54.685 --> 0:40:59.565 been been waiting to chances. In that time, he's been 0:40:59.645 --> 0:41:02.045 getting on very well with Tina, who works on the show, 0:41:02.845 --> 0:41:04.325 so much so that he's asked her out. 0:41:04.885 --> 0:41:07.885 What days where? To god, I've never knownly that that 0:41:07.885 --> 0:41:08.525 happening before. 0:41:08.765 --> 0:41:09.125 Yes. 0:41:09.525 --> 0:41:09.805 Wow. 0:41:09.885 --> 0:41:11.884 And the thing they have in common is they both 0:41:11.925 --> 0:41:16.245 go for Collingwood in the anfl Yeah, so I think that's. 0:41:16.005 --> 0:41:17.245 His little do you know it? 0:41:17.405 --> 0:41:20.565 There's a Jerry Springer episode. I'd call it love on 0:41:20.685 --> 0:41:25.925 Hold or is it love on the Lines? Radio dating 0:41:25.965 --> 0:41:28.045 where your first date is just on the phone. 0:41:28.285 --> 0:41:30.525 I love that. That's really nice. 0:41:30.565 --> 0:41:32.765 I wonder you think Tina is gonna thinking about going 0:41:32.805 --> 0:41:33.765 out with Cola Rodney. 0:41:33.885 --> 0:41:35.965 Look, she said to me, because we were talking about 0:41:35.965 --> 0:41:38.924 this offair. She said to me, Look, times are tough. 0:41:39.085 --> 0:41:41.485 I don't think that was meant for on air. No, 0:41:41.565 --> 0:41:44.085 oh my god, she's not going to like that. 0:41:44.285 --> 0:41:45.125 She might, who knows. 0:41:45.165 --> 0:41:45.565 You don't know. 0:41:46.005 --> 0:41:48.765 Well, you don't help set a lady. 0:41:49.445 --> 0:41:51.965 You're not getting any of Mama's Greek food brought in 0:41:52.005 --> 0:41:55.924 for you anymore. She that discussed on a national show 0:41:55.965 --> 0:41:59.445 that times are tough. Put that in your dating profile. 0:41:59.525 --> 0:42:02.165 Listen in times are tough. I'll take anyone right now. 0:42:02.325 --> 0:42:04.405 No, she's just been single for a little bit, so 0:42:04.485 --> 0:42:05.885 she said, you never know. 0:42:07.405 --> 0:42:08.725 This is bad news. 0:42:09.045 --> 0:42:11.805 She I now feel like we need if Tina wants this, 0:42:11.965 --> 0:42:14.725 we need to do we need to be her kind of. 0:42:15.005 --> 0:42:22.245 He helps us bordello, the breakfast, Bordello. 0:42:22.725 --> 0:42:26.085 Am I the Madam of the house, Welcome. 0:42:25.885 --> 0:42:31.285 To the moon on rules, I apologize. 0:42:31.285 --> 0:42:33.765 Oh well, this is bad times for Tina. Now everyone 0:42:33.845 --> 0:42:35.685 knows times have been tough. 0:42:35.925 --> 0:42:40.525 She is she is, She's such a gorgeous girl. 0:42:40.445 --> 0:42:43.685 And when her and Rodney get married sponsored by Chemist Warehouse, 0:42:43.805 --> 0:42:44.965 is going to be a beautiful affair. 0:42:46.885 --> 0:42:50.685 Christian O'Connell show on podcast. 0:42:51.005 --> 0:42:54.925 I think you producicating need to use the microphone to 0:42:54.965 --> 0:42:58.125 apologize to fellow producer and a friend of yours, Tina, 0:42:58.165 --> 0:43:00.925 who you just said about her and her dating life. 0:43:01.725 --> 0:43:03.565 Things are tough. 0:43:03.605 --> 0:43:06.045 Yep, a bit too personal, probably for on air. You 0:43:06.085 --> 0:43:06.844 reckon Yep. 0:43:06.885 --> 0:43:09.405 I'm a radio show, one show for cities. Normal. 0:43:09.685 --> 0:43:10.845 Sorry, guys, I'm not normally. 0:43:11.005 --> 0:43:12.685 You've actually spoken to us, Yes, I have. 0:43:13.365 --> 0:43:16.045 I have apologized to her in person and again in 0:43:16.045 --> 0:43:19.445 front of the nation. Tina, I'm sorry. You're a beautiful 0:43:19.445 --> 0:43:20.765 woman and you don't need to be. 0:43:20.685 --> 0:43:21.325 Outed like that. 0:43:21.565 --> 0:43:25.364 However, can I just say, what about this on the show? 0:43:27.205 --> 0:43:31.525 It's Valentine's this weekend. I just realized it's Saturday. Love 0:43:31.565 --> 0:43:36.685 on the dial? Oh, yes, dating on the dial? People 0:43:36.805 --> 0:43:40.685 call in Tina Chatsterdam. Maybe it's speed dating but on 0:43:40.725 --> 0:43:45.085 the phone. Or is it called love at first line? 0:43:47.005 --> 0:43:48.205 Oh, very good? 0:43:48.805 --> 0:43:50.965 Or is it called sorry it's been doing this during 0:43:50.965 --> 0:43:53.245 the news or is he I haven't spoken to Tina. 0:43:53.405 --> 0:43:55.805 I'm letting you know. I could just overhear you flumingson 0:43:55.845 --> 0:44:00.685 and apologizing. Or is it called Tina date line? 0:44:02.645 --> 0:44:07.765 Is they call anking like the alliteration before? 0:44:07.965 --> 0:44:08.285 Okay? 0:44:08.325 --> 0:44:13.245 So what about dating on the dial? Or is it 0:44:13.325 --> 0:44:17.085 love at first line? Oh? 0:44:17.205 --> 0:44:18.924 Okay, I like dating on the dial. 0:44:20.125 --> 0:44:21.885 Or is it Tina's instant boyfriend? 0:44:23.405 --> 0:44:31.885 Yeah, t ib Tina's excellent boyfriend. Tonight on nine Tina's 0:44:32.045 --> 0:44:33.885 instant boyfriend. 0:44:35.125 --> 0:44:37.125 Win The producer. 0:44:36.645 --> 0:44:41.765 Rose the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:44:42.725 --> 0:44:44.165 You ever been sworn out? In Greek? 0:44:45.645 --> 0:44:49.245 But Kadan just has yo no whoa. 0:44:49.365 --> 0:44:52.645 I just went out to a barrage of I think 0:44:52.645 --> 0:44:54.605 it was English, but it felt like there was a 0:44:54.605 --> 0:44:56.645 bit of Greek in there, so I wasn't quite sure 0:44:56.685 --> 0:44:57.485 what I was copying. 0:44:57.885 --> 0:45:00.085 So are you telling me we're good to go? 0:45:01.045 --> 0:45:05.965 We're good This Friday, Tina, the producer, is looking for 0:45:06.045 --> 0:45:10.805 love on the radio. Welcome to Australia's Biggest dates, call 0:45:10.885 --> 0:45:15.925 the love Line. Now Tina's sixty second boyfriend. That's how 0:45:16.005 --> 0:45:17.285 I see it, like she chats to be. But the 0:45:17.365 --> 0:45:19.565 reason why we're talking about this, by the way, is 0:45:19.605 --> 0:45:21.685 that a caller called Rodney was on hold for about 0:45:21.685 --> 0:45:24.364 twelve minutes, and in that time he was chatting a 0:45:24.405 --> 0:45:28.205 lot to producer Tina. Instant chemistry, so much so that 0:45:28.245 --> 0:45:31.525 he asked her out. Producer Tina was, according to you 0:45:31.605 --> 0:45:33.565 thinking about dating listener Rodney. 0:45:33.645 --> 0:45:38.125 She look she wasn't. She just said, times are tough. 0:45:38.285 --> 0:45:39.245 We just don't know. 0:45:40.245 --> 0:45:42.885 Maybe all right, what about we call the idea. Times 0:45:42.885 --> 0:45:43.325 are tough. 0:45:44.205 --> 0:45:49.045 That's untough than Tina. Poor Tina. 0:45:49.685 --> 0:45:52.965 Poor Tina for this, but also being single. We need 0:45:53.005 --> 0:45:53.725 to find her love. 0:45:54.685 --> 0:45:57.485 So that's why it's Valentine's this weekend. The show can help. 0:45:57.805 --> 0:45:59.285 Yes, we have the whole of it. 0:45:59.365 --> 0:46:00.964 We can be what do you call a date mate? 0:46:01.685 --> 0:46:01.885 You know? 0:46:02.045 --> 0:46:04.325 I can be what's that Indian matchmaker? I love watching 0:46:04.325 --> 0:46:06.005 that TV show on Netflix. 0:46:06.085 --> 0:46:07.165 Is it called Indian matches. 0:46:07.245 --> 0:46:11.285 Yeah, that's why I said it. Yeahpokens don't listen very 0:46:11.285 --> 0:46:15.405 well to anyway, as anyone is. Tina speaking to anyone 0:46:15.405 --> 0:46:17.725 now is involving Greek square words and curses. She's got 0:46:17.765 --> 0:46:22.165 a Rosmary beat out. She uses them like nunchucks. 0:46:26.245 --> 0:46:28.884 Anyway, Why don't I crack on with the show while 0:46:28.885 --> 0:46:29.805 we can still walk? 0:46:30.005 --> 0:46:32.685 Yes, exactly. She might come on at the end of 0:46:32.685 --> 0:46:33.165 the show. 0:46:33.285 --> 0:46:35.765 Yeah, well, we'll get the dumb button. We need to 0:46:35.765 --> 0:46:37.645 borrow it from Carl and Jackie. Oh, I've never used 0:46:37.685 --> 0:46:39.445 it in my whole career. I need it today. 0:46:39.565 --> 0:46:41.125 We'll go grab one of the same and they've bought 0:46:41.165 --> 0:46:42.085 it out and warn it out. 0:46:42.125 --> 0:46:46.725 Actually now, yesterday, it's strange how our brains can retain 0:46:46.845 --> 0:46:50.005 stuff they don't need to, and yet very important details 0:46:51.005 --> 0:46:54.844 like the birthdates of your children or the phone number 0:46:54.885 --> 0:47:01.365 of your wife that doesn't get retained. But TV adverts jingles, 0:47:01.365 --> 0:47:04.285 some radio adverts stay in there. I didn't know this. 0:47:04.405 --> 0:47:08.085 Yesterday evening went out for dinner and my food turned up. 0:47:08.125 --> 0:47:12.325 I never a side bowl of fries, and as the chips, 0:47:12.325 --> 0:47:14.885 the hot chips were laid down, I started singing, I 0:47:14.925 --> 0:47:17.045 do even know I stare knew this from one I 0:47:17.165 --> 0:47:20.925 was about eight or nine. There's a TV advert about chips, 0:47:21.325 --> 0:47:24.245 and it went, I hope it's chips, it's chips. 0:47:24.605 --> 0:47:26.765 I hope it's chips, it's chips. I started singing that. 0:47:26.845 --> 0:47:28.965 I was out by myself last night. I started singing that, 0:47:29.005 --> 0:47:29.725 and I'm going. 0:47:29.605 --> 0:47:31.725 Oh my god, I didn't know I still remembered this 0:47:31.845 --> 0:47:33.565 advert from the eighties. 0:47:36.605 --> 0:47:38.285 There's CHIPS's chips. 0:47:38.805 --> 0:47:41.285 My bloody he went to bed seeing it won't come. 0:47:41.325 --> 0:47:44.445 This morning I was still singing like a madman. So 0:47:44.525 --> 0:47:46.245 this morning, I want to know what are the TV 0:47:46.365 --> 0:47:50.125 adverts and jingles that you still remember. It might be 0:47:50.125 --> 0:47:52.844 a radio advert, it might be a TV one they 0:47:52.965 --> 0:47:55.565 staying there. Actually, to be fair, a lot of those adverts. 0:47:55.565 --> 0:47:57.045 It's just the same as writing a hit. 0:47:56.965 --> 0:47:58.245 Song without a doubt. 0:47:58.285 --> 0:47:59.805 It has that instant. 0:47:59.685 --> 0:48:03.885 Hook and chorus and you find yourself repeating it decades later. 0:48:04.125 --> 0:48:05.965 Yeah, it's addictive. It just gets in there and you 0:48:05.965 --> 0:48:06.365 want to get it. 0:48:06.445 --> 0:48:07.844 Yes, what's your one? Mate? 0:48:07.925 --> 0:48:08.964 Mine has to be. 0:48:09.125 --> 0:48:12.525 The banana ad that Height would have listened to every 0:48:12.525 --> 0:48:15.805 single night before the news that used to play, and 0:48:15.845 --> 0:48:17.364 it used to go in. 0:48:17.285 --> 0:48:19.844 Australia, they were trying to sell you bananas before the news. 0:48:20.445 --> 0:48:22.245 That was a bit of a gear change, isn't it. 0:48:22.405 --> 0:48:24.364 Well, they knew that all of our parents watched the news, 0:48:24.405 --> 0:48:25.965 and so it would just be on in the background 0:48:26.045 --> 0:48:26.525 like it was. 0:48:26.525 --> 0:48:29.445 My childhood, right, That's when TV news was the only 0:48:29.485 --> 0:48:30.404 way you got news. 0:48:30.485 --> 0:48:34.365 Yeah, it was used to be appointment setting. Everyone was 0:48:34.485 --> 0:48:36.884 always at the same time, and so that ad would 0:48:36.925 --> 0:48:38.404 play all the time before. 0:48:38.085 --> 0:48:39.565 It and I still remember it now. 0:48:39.565 --> 0:48:42.765 It is very simple, but it always went banana na, na, 0:48:42.925 --> 0:48:43.485 na na. 0:48:48.365 --> 0:48:50.844 You all know it years later, Yes, and I met 0:48:50.925 --> 0:48:51.405 right now. 0:48:51.805 --> 0:48:54.325 I've got this image of people listening to show all 0:48:54.325 --> 0:48:57.445 around the country or joining in right now. I was 0:48:57.525 --> 0:48:59.884 like googlebot so we could peer through the speakers, although 0:48:59.925 --> 0:49:11.884 that would be creepy. You did it exact karaoke, I 0:49:11.885 --> 0:49:14.805 think basically the queens to really good jingle. 0:49:14.965 --> 0:49:16.725 They just say the name of it, don't they. 0:49:16.805 --> 0:49:24.605 Like chips, It's chips and in Australia bananas just do 0:49:24.685 --> 0:49:30.645 it in a sing songy way, joyous. Yeah, this is 0:49:30.685 --> 0:49:31.125 a banger. 0:49:31.605 --> 0:49:36.965 Others have an adverts. It's like a show stop at 0:49:36.965 --> 0:49:37.925 a Western musical. 0:49:39.245 --> 0:49:42.165 The curtain comes down, Patsy, what's it for you. 0:49:42.365 --> 0:49:45.885 That's Vigimite, Happy little Vigimite been around since the dawn 0:49:45.925 --> 0:49:53.165 of time, TV radio everywhere, be we always. 0:49:52.965 --> 0:49:56.165 Please don't sing it pats that voice. It's like a 0:49:56.205 --> 0:49:58.605 horror movie growing trunk. 0:49:59.045 --> 0:50:00.325 Every single weekly. 0:50:02.365 --> 0:50:04.005 We all adore our virgin. 0:50:04.485 --> 0:50:07.445 It puts a rose in every cheek. 0:50:12.325 --> 0:50:14.205 Alex wants it for you? What's in there? What's stuck 0:50:14.245 --> 0:50:16.485 in there? My father would only drink one beer and 0:50:16.525 --> 0:50:19.965 one b rally, and that was Tooey's New Tooe's Draft 0:50:20.685 --> 0:50:21.845 and the two's added. 0:50:21.925 --> 0:50:24.045 They'd always have sporting ads, so they had like Dennis 0:50:24.085 --> 0:50:26.245 Lillian one ad and then they had Gavin Miller, a 0:50:26.405 --> 0:50:28.685 former Cronulla Shark of the eighties. So I just loved 0:50:29.045 --> 0:50:31.364 and they had this jingle. You'll never forget it. I 0:50:31.445 --> 0:50:32.765 feel like a Tooe's. 0:50:35.205 --> 0:50:35.645 There it is. 0:50:35.725 --> 0:50:47.165 This is another classic iconic add but it's brilliant. 0:50:48.965 --> 0:50:53.965 It's a cheeky one. It's like, don't have one or 0:50:54.005 --> 0:50:57.325 two static eighties? 0:50:57.325 --> 0:50:58.285 I love it. 0:50:58.445 --> 0:51:02.245 The Christian o'connall show, podcast. 0:51:02.005 --> 0:51:05.444 Or TV or radio jingle. Can you still remember maybe 0:51:05.485 --> 0:51:15.444 a Si Bananas one banger, big strong finish as well? 0:51:20.925 --> 0:51:24.165 That is a classic. What does it makes you feel good. 0:51:24.285 --> 0:51:25.445 It does alive. 0:51:25.565 --> 0:51:30.485 I'd amna all right. 0:51:30.605 --> 0:51:33.325 The station calls, well, good morning, welcome to the show. 0:51:34.245 --> 0:51:35.045 Good morning guys. 0:51:35.045 --> 0:51:35.405 How are we? 0:51:35.525 --> 0:51:37.844 Yeah, we're good. Well, what's what's the advert that you 0:51:37.845 --> 0:51:39.085 can still remember. 0:51:40.285 --> 0:51:41.205 Aeroplane jelly? 0:51:41.765 --> 0:51:41.964 Yeah? 0:51:42.005 --> 0:51:44.925 Oh yes, yeah, go on the off you go? 0:51:44.925 --> 0:51:46.965 God, you sure about this? You're going to lose listeners. 0:51:48.805 --> 0:51:50.405 And then we did that ten minutes ago when Patsy 0:51:50.485 --> 0:51:53.725 starts singing, I mean, angels lose their wings when that happened, So. 0:51:55.245 --> 0:51:55.845 Don't worry. 0:51:56.005 --> 0:51:58.364 That's half the audience has already gone, so that they're 0:51:58.405 --> 0:52:00.205 all yours. Well you take the end of the rest 0:52:00.245 --> 0:52:00.685 of half. 0:52:01.405 --> 0:52:04.605 All right, I will do. I'd say it goes. I 0:52:04.805 --> 0:52:10.245 like aeroplane Jaye, aeroplane jay Lee for I like it 0:52:10.285 --> 0:52:13.565 for dinner. I like it futsie. Our little lead to 0:52:13.645 --> 0:52:17.924 day is a good recipe. The qualities high as the name. 0:52:17.965 --> 0:52:21.045 Will we imply it's made from pure pure One more 0:52:21.045 --> 0:52:25.565 good reason why I like Era playing Jelly Area playing 0:52:25.645 --> 0:52:26.445 Jally for me? 0:52:27.645 --> 0:52:30.965 Yay, I know it will. I'm going to send you 0:52:30.965 --> 0:52:34.205 a couple of prizes that, honestly, word for word, how 0:52:34.205 --> 0:52:36.685 many years old here it is? You did it better? 0:52:42.485 --> 0:52:45.605 Another classic technique, get an annoying sound, a little kid 0:52:45.645 --> 0:52:53.605 singing it. I preferred Will's voice. Well that's a great one, mate, 0:52:53.645 --> 0:52:54.285 thanks for doing that. 0:52:54.365 --> 0:52:56.245 Have a lovely day. Thanks you going the show. 0:52:57.165 --> 0:52:57.884 Cheer's my day. 0:52:58.765 --> 0:53:01.885 We got to know, let's try Jennifer, Jennifer, welcome to 0:53:01.925 --> 0:53:02.325 the show. 0:53:02.965 --> 0:53:04.725 Good morning, Good morning, Jennifer. 0:53:04.845 --> 0:53:07.325 Right, what is still in your head? What can you 0:53:07.365 --> 0:53:07.765 do now? 0:53:08.645 --> 0:53:10.805 This one won't be as well known because it's from 0:53:11.045 --> 0:53:13.844 like a northern New South Wales area, and it's from 0:53:13.885 --> 0:53:18.245 the eighties. Basket shop and it went like Abracaday ride 0:53:18.285 --> 0:53:21.444 on the highway west of Barron Bay, the biggest bunch 0:53:21.485 --> 0:53:24.045 of baskets under the sun, come in and say gooday. 0:53:25.085 --> 0:53:27.125 And I used to think, because I was a kid, 0:53:27.325 --> 0:53:28.965 that they were saying bastards. 0:53:29.085 --> 0:53:37.485 And I said, maybe we should do misheard adverts. How 0:53:37.565 --> 0:53:39.965 much money was there in baskets back in the day 0:53:40.165 --> 0:53:42.645 they could afford their own adverts. 0:53:42.685 --> 0:53:44.085 Well, it was Barren Bay, so. 0:53:44.165 --> 0:53:46.765 You know true, it would have been made with hemp, 0:53:46.885 --> 0:53:48.325 yep weed. 0:53:50.885 --> 0:53:56.165 Here's the western Barron Bay. That's it. 0:53:56.205 --> 0:53:57.725 Bangalo baskets. 0:53:58.725 --> 0:54:05.245 It does sound like bastards, bastards baskets. Hello, the biggest 0:54:05.245 --> 0:54:06.805 bunch of baskets. 0:54:06.925 --> 0:54:10.405 I only hear that now they're being scheeky. 0:54:10.725 --> 0:54:11.285 Yes they are. 0:54:11.805 --> 0:54:14.165 They knew what they were doing. It's only now we 0:54:14.245 --> 0:54:17.844 get the joke. It's had a real delayed effect decades later. 0:54:17.885 --> 0:54:22.205 The punchline, Jennifer, thank you very much for calling up 0:54:22.205 --> 0:54:22.765 for that one. 0:54:23.405 --> 0:54:26.685 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:54:29.565 --> 0:54:32.805 Time for Today's Time was stuff. Five hundred dollars up 0:54:32.805 --> 0:54:34.765 for grabs for the best time waster. We get the 0:54:34.765 --> 0:54:37.285 best in show thanks to a millionaire. Hot Seats seven 0:54:37.285 --> 0:54:41.685 o'clock a week nights on ten. Today, we're looking for 0:54:41.725 --> 0:54:45.685 your nervous bands. Apparently, get out of it. It's National 0:54:45.725 --> 0:54:47.725 Nerves Day. What does that mean? 0:54:48.445 --> 0:54:49.685 National Nerves Day? 0:54:50.965 --> 0:54:53.165 Rio made this and he wrote it yesterday. 0:54:52.885 --> 0:54:53.565 When he was sick. 0:54:53.685 --> 0:54:53.884 Yeah. 0:54:54.965 --> 0:54:56.485 A survey of two thousand Australians. 0:54:56.485 --> 0:54:58.884 This is interesting. A survey of two thousand Australians says 0:54:58.885 --> 0:55:02.565 revealed the top five everyday things that make us nervous. 0:55:02.845 --> 0:55:04.645 What do we think is in their team? 0:55:04.925 --> 0:55:05.525 Being late? 0:55:05.805 --> 0:55:09.205 Yes, oh god, I can't stand always early. 0:55:09.645 --> 0:55:12.205 Oh you are, Yeah, I can't stand being late for something. 0:55:12.325 --> 0:55:14.925 I feel like you're always about thirty minutes early to everything. 0:55:14.965 --> 0:55:18.125 It can be sometimes because you're ten or fifteen minutes. 0:55:18.205 --> 0:55:20.565 Yeah, if we're having dinner together, you always message you like, guys, 0:55:20.565 --> 0:55:21.405 I'm here already. 0:55:21.525 --> 0:55:22.685 Yes, you want to pop down. 0:55:22.525 --> 0:55:24.565 And prefer to relax in the environment. 0:55:24.685 --> 0:55:27.405 Can't stand and get somewhere late. People don't respect that. 0:55:27.445 --> 0:55:30.805 In fact, your generation came and don't respect it. No, no, no, 0:55:30.845 --> 0:55:32.525 you don't. You're always late. 0:55:32.725 --> 0:55:34.405 Actually I am always like my part. 0:55:34.285 --> 0:55:37.085 Because actually Alex Pats and I were raised where if 0:55:37.085 --> 0:55:38.765 you didn't get there in time, your friends would just 0:55:38.805 --> 0:55:41.645 go without you. Yeah, because it was no light. You 0:55:41.645 --> 0:55:44.045 couldn't text her and go. Oh just running five minutes late. 0:55:44.445 --> 0:55:46.605 I just ran on the corner. Oh, traffic's bad? Oh 0:55:46.685 --> 0:55:50.245 is it? It's always the same, all right. The top 0:55:50.285 --> 0:55:52.205 five are trying to get out the back of a 0:55:52.205 --> 0:55:53.245 two door car. 0:55:54.045 --> 0:55:55.485 Yes, yes, having. 0:55:55.205 --> 0:55:58.085 To parallel park while people watch, waiting for your card 0:55:58.165 --> 0:55:59.364 payment to process. 0:55:59.845 --> 0:56:02.085 Oh no, not if you know you have Oh oh god, no. 0:56:02.125 --> 0:56:03.245 I got card denied? 0:56:03.405 --> 0:56:06.125 Oh what three times on Saturday night and the lady 0:56:06.205 --> 0:56:08.445 serving me was still about what big fans of the 0:56:08.565 --> 0:56:10.525 show and she just had a selfie with me, And 0:56:11.485 --> 0:56:16.685 then tonight several times bright Red and the number one 0:56:17.325 --> 0:56:18.085 revolving door. 0:56:18.325 --> 0:56:19.485 Using a revolving door. 0:56:20.605 --> 0:56:22.005 It's not an everyday thing, is it? 0:56:22.085 --> 0:56:28.645 Second to that escalator trying to correctly? No way with 0:56:28.725 --> 0:56:31.525 your baggage. 0:56:31.885 --> 0:56:37.045 All right, nervous bands, panic at the doctor's silver, crowded 0:56:37.085 --> 0:56:37.765 waiting room. 0:56:38.405 --> 0:56:40.045 That's good gold. 0:56:40.285 --> 0:56:45.765 Midnight overthinking everyone, you know, those horrible midnight thoughts, the mortgage, 0:56:45.765 --> 0:56:52.925 the mortgage, rage against the self checkout machine. No, come on, 0:56:53.005 --> 0:56:56.645 if you know you know? Rage again? Yeah, but you're nervous? 0:56:56.725 --> 0:56:59.285 Or will it work? Get that young kid? 0:57:00.725 --> 0:57:02.445 He's asking me how many avocados? 0:57:02.645 --> 0:57:04.444 It's frustrating. I feel frustrating bands. 0:57:04.445 --> 0:57:08.525 I'd give you a gold, but it works, but. 0:57:08.525 --> 0:57:12.125 Think one eight two times during a job interview. 0:57:12.245 --> 0:57:15.325 I really like that. I'd love to work here. 0:57:17.005 --> 0:57:20.285 You we're terrible, All right, Mac, What have you got? 0:57:20.285 --> 0:57:21.085 The nervous bands? 0:57:21.085 --> 0:57:21.765 Okay, here I go. 0:57:22.245 --> 0:57:26.645 The antick monkeys are nervous tick the Arctic months. Oh yeah, sorry, 0:57:26.645 --> 0:57:29.365 I can't say they they're the anxious monkeys. 0:57:30.365 --> 0:57:31.085 You judge mine. 0:57:31.205 --> 0:57:32.845 Okay, Okay, I've got a better one. 0:57:32.845 --> 0:57:33.165 Here we go. 0:57:33.285 --> 0:57:35.045 You've just put the word anxious in front of someone. 0:57:35.045 --> 0:57:36.965 You must to say anxious. Anxious? 0:57:37.005 --> 0:57:43.325 Mac again, I need my Mum food and sons. 0:57:44.325 --> 0:57:46.405 It is so bad I have to give you a. 0:57:47.845 --> 0:57:47.885 No. 0:57:48.005 --> 0:57:50.525 That's really good, Matte god blush, Okay. 0:57:50.285 --> 0:57:52.965 My last one nine inch now by. 0:57:52.925 --> 0:57:54.525 Team Yeah, that's also good. 0:57:55.405 --> 0:57:55.565 Yeah. 0:57:55.605 --> 0:57:59.925 What are the Christian O'Connell show podcast? 0:58:00.485 --> 0:58:01.365 Five hundred dollars? 0:58:01.365 --> 0:58:04.325 So they time wasted today thanks to millionaire hot seat 0:58:04.405 --> 0:58:09.485 watching stream three seven o'clock weeknights on ten. Don't forget 0:58:09.485 --> 0:58:11.405 when you watch it tonight there'd be a question about 0:58:11.405 --> 0:58:13.725 it tomorrow morning. The first hour of the show. Get 0:58:13.725 --> 0:58:17.845 it right, you'll win one thousand dollars. Someone else can 0:58:17.885 --> 0:58:19.525 get it right tonight. You don't have to do any work. 0:58:20.005 --> 0:58:22.445 Just sit there, watch the show and win cash tomorrow morning. 0:58:22.645 --> 0:58:24.525 All right, time way, So are you ready to mark? 0:58:24.685 --> 0:58:28.685 I'm ready? 0:58:29.725 --> 0:58:33.085 On National Nerves Day, we're looking for your nervous bands, 0:58:33.965 --> 0:58:37.325 Thank you very much. Everyone's been texting them in anxious Morissette. 0:58:38.165 --> 0:58:39.725 Oh Silver good start. 0:58:39.565 --> 0:58:43.085 Yep, nervy varnav I. 0:58:43.125 --> 0:58:45.845 Tried to do something with Can you make it work? 0:58:45.885 --> 0:58:47.205 That's good Silver plus. 0:58:46.885 --> 0:58:49.645 Well done, Chris. The fidget Bengals not the fidget Spinners. 0:58:49.965 --> 0:58:50.685 Where are they now? 0:58:51.565 --> 0:58:52.085 Landfill? 0:58:53.005 --> 0:59:02.205 I really like that Bronz sweaty Vedda sweat well done, Dukes, Edgie, 0:59:02.205 --> 0:59:04.165 Shearon good silver. 0:59:04.445 --> 0:59:05.965 That's some Steve Simon and. 0:59:05.885 --> 0:59:09.485 Bar funkle bar funk Yeah, like bar we're all nervous, 0:59:09.565 --> 0:59:10.605 just throwing up gold. 0:59:11.045 --> 0:59:12.845 Anthony diarrhea. 0:59:14.325 --> 0:59:15.205 They're really nervous. 0:59:15.205 --> 0:59:20.965 Dive straight. It's got a big show. Not happy, not happy? 0:59:22.405 --> 0:59:23.805 Did I lock the front doors? 0:59:24.365 --> 0:59:24.885 The doors? 0:59:24.885 --> 0:59:29.085 Did I lock the front doors? That's so good. That's Alexander, 0:59:29.205 --> 0:59:30.605 well done, Little quiver. 0:59:30.365 --> 0:59:39.725 Band, Yes, gold earth Wind is that fire? That's very good? 0:59:41.445 --> 0:59:42.405 Lady yeh Na. 0:59:44.045 --> 0:59:47.445 Nervous. That's just Australia. Yeah, yeah, now you did it. 0:59:48.125 --> 0:59:51.965 Stomach and slip knots all good gold Weather, that's very good. 0:59:52.325 --> 0:59:58.445 Robert Sweaty, Palma, Lee Smith, well done, bricking it, Astley 0:59:59.845 --> 1:00:08.445 silver plus, chavunka great name. Tina and Wiena. She's nervous, Bronz. 1:00:08.725 --> 1:00:13.565 They're wanting to Tom Sweaty good simple silver and Xanax 1:00:13.605 --> 1:00:14.245 at the disco. 1:00:14.685 --> 1:00:16.085 Oh good silver plus. 1:00:16.205 --> 1:00:17.565 You're a very harsh marker. 1:00:18.045 --> 1:00:18.565 I am. 1:00:18.605 --> 1:00:22.045 I would have given way more girls. No, no, you 1:00:22.165 --> 1:00:23.845 are very very shy with the goals. 1:00:24.245 --> 1:00:24.965 Did about five? 1:00:28.685 --> 1:00:30.005 All right? So who is winning? 1:00:30.125 --> 1:00:31.045 Are giving anyone the money? 1:00:31.125 --> 1:00:34.765 We're keeping it out by and have a Shardi party. 1:00:35.245 --> 1:00:35.725 Good ones. 1:00:36.045 --> 1:00:41.525 I have to go to earth Wind and is hey, 1:00:41.565 --> 1:00:42.245 what is that? 1:00:42.285 --> 1:00:42.685 Who is that? 1:00:42.805 --> 1:00:46.005 Mark Webber, Mark Webber, Mark Webber? What the driver's got 1:00:46.085 --> 1:00:49.765 enough money saying it's his. 1:00:49.845 --> 1:00:50.525 Name, Mark Webber. 1:00:50.565 --> 1:00:53.125 What the driver is obviously getting ready for the F 1:00:53.205 --> 1:00:55.285 one and a couple of weeks time. Yeah, he's winning 1:00:55.285 --> 1:00:57.565 five hundred dollars. All right, we are back tomorrow. We 1:00:57.685 --> 1:01:00.645 run our time, but we will go back to these tomorrow. 1:01:00.725 --> 1:01:04.045 The TV and radio jingles, you can call us up 1:01:04.085 --> 1:01:06.325 live on the show and recite tomorrow. 1:01:06.365 --> 1:01:07.405 We're doing more of them tomorrow. 1:01:07.725 --> 1:01:09.525 So if you've got one, email me today and we 1:01:09.645 --> 1:01:12.285 call you back tomorrow morning. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot 1:01:12.285 --> 1:01:15.165 com dot au. Don't forget throughout the day. I could 1:01:15.205 --> 1:01:17.885 be calling you and paying your bills very easy, there's 1:01:17.925 --> 1:01:19.605 no quiz. I'll just call you up, pay off your 1:01:19.605 --> 1:01:21.805 bills straight away. You just got to go to the 1:01:21.925 --> 1:01:24.765 Gold website. That's what it's called, the Goldwebsite dot com 1:01:24.805 --> 1:01:26.725 dot au. I could be calling you in the next 1:01:26.765 --> 1:01:29.045 couple of hours. Good luck, Thanks for joining us. We're 1:01:29.085 --> 1:01:29.605 back tomorrow. 1:01:30.045 --> 1:01:32.245 Christian O'Connell Show Podcast