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Speaker 1: oning Alex. Good morning Now.

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Speaker 2: This week I'm in Sydney doing the show, and the

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Speaker 2: producers are here, and Rio is here, and this radio

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Speaker 2: station have crammed producer Caitlin Josh on the show and

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Speaker 2: Rio all in an Airbnb together, And yesterday I was

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Speaker 2: calling this producer Island. Sadly producer Island has claimed its

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Speaker 2: first victim.

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Speaker 1: Rio's off sick. Yes he's very ill.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, too much party in the frat House's.

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Speaker 2: I got to be honest pants when I saw his

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Speaker 2: message and I was like, God damn it that they

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Speaker 2: have a big night last week. Of course that generational

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Speaker 2: weak sauce. Yes, I don't mind it, but you've still

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Speaker 2: got to show up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you old enough to hung over. You've got

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Speaker 1: to wear it, just wear it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Nowaday, we didn't sleep, we just rocked up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and we didn't have we didn't have Bronka. We

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Speaker 2: didn't even have water. Water has only just been invented.

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Speaker 2: I d now the young generation with the hydralights and

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Speaker 2: now and I'm like, sorry, you off, I'm going through

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Speaker 2: the outback, through the hum You just you're just going

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Speaker 1: You would need two liters of water to get through

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Speaker 1: the day. So participating with us. So what's happened to him?

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Speaker 7: Yes, So yesterday afternoon Rio said to me, I'm going

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Speaker 7: I was all right, just go to the chemists, get.

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Speaker 7: So I get home. He has moved his bed into

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Speaker 2: Room and something young boy does on Christmas Eve. He's

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Speaker 2: a grown aunced man with a mortgage. Yes, so he's

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Speaker 2: there like, we really should have just have live streaming

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Speaker 7: Without a doubt, Oh my god.

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Speaker 8: And so he's laying on the cash.

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Speaker 7: I said, hey, you going, He's like, oh yeah, I'm

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Speaker 6: Then that kind of sh Is that interesting?

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Speaker 1: What happens when men get ill? Right?

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Speaker 2: If there's a woman around, suddenly you're cast as his

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Speaker 7: I don't know what is in his mind, but as

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Speaker 7: I walked through the gate, We've got this beautiful outdoor

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Speaker 8: He's just got his two pairs of socks that he

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Speaker 8: Like from like, It's just he didn't go for a run.

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Speaker 8: He didn't do anything that needed it to just be

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Speaker 2: That's rough for you, having to live with two guys,

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Speaker 2: I'm a gay So you've opted not to have that lifestyle, right,

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Speaker 2: And I get it about every woman right now? I see,

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Speaker 8: So last night so Ria went to the chemist.

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Speaker 7: Yesterday he goes to me, knocks on my door, Hey, Mac,

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Speaker 7: And I said, yeah, mate, what are you okay?

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Speaker 1: What do you need tucking in?

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Speaker 2: We know he's a tucker. We know he's a tun tu.

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Speaker 8: I just need some toothpaste, I said, what Rio, We're

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Speaker 2: You didn't toothpaste? And he's got a sore throat the

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Speaker 7: So I gave him some toothpaste on a toilet piece

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Speaker 1: Why did he just like sort of spread out on his.

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Speaker 7: Was doing that, I noticed the seat toilet seat was up.

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Speaker 8: That is very rare in my house.

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Speaker 1: That's horrible.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think it's o living with another woman

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Speaker 7: I literally was like, oh my god, already I felt uncomfortable.

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Speaker 8: I him, I ran out, and this morning he's messaged

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Speaker 7: He said, guys, I can't even speak, so we were

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Speaker 2: I did appreciate in the message he sent me, Patsy

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Speaker 2: Katie is obviously trying to work out he's weak source

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Speaker 2: A microphone but away from me. No, I appreciate that's

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Speaker 2: proper hardcore producing. Okay, Well, look, if you can breathe,

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Speaker 2: you can go to the radio shop. If that again,

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Speaker 1: Okay, and then see if you can get to seven

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Speaker 8: Yeah, he's a big WARS Like.

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Speaker 7: I kind of talked to him a little bit and

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Speaker 2: So do we think he's going to come in at

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Speaker 8: I pray his dad's a doctor. I said, give him

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Speaker 8: a call and say how do I fix this? Immedium,

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Speaker 2: Call doctor Lea. Yes, well I'll tell you what's three

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Speaker 2: entered producer ride in the House.

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Speaker 1: Only two remain.

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Speaker 2: On the show, we asked about how did you start

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Speaker 2: the week. How's your Monday? Would you say you're a

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Speaker 1: Let me know?

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Speaker 2: Text me oh four seven five three one oh four three, Patsy,

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Speaker 2: how are you starting the week?

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Speaker 1: Are you Monday winner or loser?

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Speaker 8: Absolute loser? Do you know why?

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Speaker 5: Because on the way home yesterday, I don't know how

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Speaker 5: I actually don't know how I did it. I've never

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Speaker 1: Is you run someone over? Yesterday? In news rival it's

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Speaker 2: Nudge something on these days. There's so many different buttons.

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Speaker 1: So I must have, but I thought it.

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Speaker 2: All we got to do is nudge something, yeah, and

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Speaker 2: what did I nudge me? Went somewhere didn't normally go?

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't know. I don't know it's

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Speaker 2: on or off? How to deactivate? And then you go

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Speaker 2: I know, such a frustrated I can subscribe on my video.

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Speaker 5: But I didn't think it was possible to go in

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Speaker 2: And turn that tiny rear wiper on. Is it the

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Speaker 8: Know, when you're on like a highway and you just

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Speaker 5: None of the bells and whistles.

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Speaker 2: And I think, you know, Patsy's evidence here. I don't

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Speaker 8: No, no, it was a Patsy.

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Speaker 2: When Henry Ford I had to create it was the

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Speaker 2: Asking you today, how's yeay, yesterday? How's your Monday? How

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Speaker 2: are you starting? Are you're a Monday winner or loser?

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Speaker 2: Good morning to you Alex in Sydney, Christian, I'm actually

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Speaker 2: a Monday winner. Me and my mate's one pub trivia

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Speaker 2: I remember years ago in the UK. I took my

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Speaker 2: breakfast show. We went and did five different pub quizzes

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Speaker 2: I almost had to check into rehab by the end

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Speaker 2: of the week. We're all just broken. I remember on

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Speaker 2: the Thursday night we're in some Irish pub and the

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Speaker 2: suddenly turned into a lockin twoout three in the morning,

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Speaker 2: until there's been a glitch and then accidentally upload and

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Speaker 2: we're playing out a very old best of an hour

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Speaker 2: where it was.

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Speaker 1: For a Monday.

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Speaker 2: And so it's Friday and two and a half million

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Speaker 2: He keeps on This Monday morning, my Bosston rings me

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Speaker 2: because you've clearly pre record.

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Speaker 2: Did you not get the email? So Alex does two jobs.

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Speaker 9: I had a shave, and you have me a lucky pen.

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Speaker 2: I've got my lucky pen in my hand right now.

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Speaker 2: So Alex has a lucky pan. I'm the same. I

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Speaker 9: I was I'm a winner for not having to do

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Speaker 2: Every morning, ask you two questions. First one is from

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Speaker 2: All right, so, Linda, you saw last night's Millionaire hot Seats. Yes,

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Speaker 3: It actually is?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, all right, so the first one. Then here's

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Speaker 2: One thousand dollars on this Linda, hang on, let me

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Speaker 1: Now it's Pete. You win one thousand dollars straight away?

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Speaker 1: Well done, Oh, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: That's so exciting. All right, now what is your subject?

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Speaker 2: You get to byo quiz? What's your subject? That's you?

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Speaker 2: You love the TV show Survivor pretty much for Sorry,

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Speaker 1: What is that thender? You're pretty much grown up with it? Yes,

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Speaker 1: That's all right, pleasure.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you could be playing tomorrow, so make sure you

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Speaker 1: So what a form? Now? I need everybody's help.

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Speaker 2: I want to form the Bogan alphabet and need some

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Speaker 1: There we go.

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Speaker 1: It's the soil.

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Speaker 2: It's the soil VV. Now, first of all, a lot

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Speaker 8: Without a doubt. It comes I am just our Boguan.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm in Sydney.

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Speaker 2: My wife called me yesterday and she's obviously now that

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Speaker 8: Bogans love a sail. They love a discount discount. But

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Speaker 2: Don't even need them in the garage. The Bogan alphabet

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Speaker 2: I've got the A as well. A current affair either

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and witness accounts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, lady looked like a real good He's a

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that you'd all remember.

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Speaker 7: The guy, the guy with the dog that comes bounding over.

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Speaker 2: He's my hang on it, we've got that clip right here,

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Speaker 1: They always have a big show stopper, don't they.

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Speaker 4: They came bounding over.

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Speaker 2: It's never not funny hearing that noise. It's such a

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Speaker 4: They came bounding over.

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Speaker 1: All right, Alex, what have you got for our bogan alphabet?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 9: I had a toss up between ice House and Australian's

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, come on, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 5: If you go for ice House, well brilliant.

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Speaker 1: No, I think it's more barnsy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not Midnight Oil, it's Chisel.

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Speaker 13: That just works, Coconut. I just had talk about musical answers.

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Speaker 13: I've got another one, m Michael.

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Speaker 5: Buble, Oh Christmas album that they're they're the things I like.

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Speaker 2: I talked about how I won't work with people who

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Speaker 2: won't accept their Bogans smoking guns.

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Speaker 5: Pats He's a very classy performer.

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Speaker 14: He is and funny and funny he is actually he is,

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Speaker 14: He's yeah, he's he's very trump but Bogans and it's

450
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Speaker 14: not the rest of us is Christmas time you break

451
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Speaker 14: out the Mickey b playlist.

452
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Speaker 1: But Patsy and people like Patsy Bogans.

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Speaker 2: He's all year round.

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Speaker 7: He was the first artist that I bought the up

455
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Speaker 7: the album for and it was a Christmas album.

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Speaker 8: It's the first album I ever got on.

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Speaker 15: Apple Music that man clears up at Christmas. He does

458
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Speaker 15: absolutely Christmas. He's a Christmas magnet. I reckon he makes

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Speaker 15: more than Santa.

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Speaker 1: Seriously, every year. He's always got some of you Christmas

461
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Speaker 1: album out or Christmas tour.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'd love to know this.

463
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Speaker 2: I saw him live a couple of years ago and

464
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Speaker 2: he was incredible, genuinely got them and a real showman

465
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Speaker 2: and right. Patsy was actually is a sort of in

466
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Speaker 2: between song banter.

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Speaker 1: Was extremely funny.

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Speaker 5: He doesn't take himself too seriously. That's what I love

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Speaker 5: about him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Caitlin, Now you know these people.

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Speaker 8: Well very well. I am one and the biggest one.

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Speaker 7: That's for me right now, I have a C for you,

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Speaker 7: and that's for a shady party.

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Speaker 1: You love a shady party.

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Speaker 7: A party doesn't have a tea, it has a d

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Speaker 7: it's a shady party. All right.

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Speaker 2: There's there's two drinks, Bogan's love. You're right, it's a

478
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Speaker 2: shaddy and it's Mexican beer. Yes, yes, yeah, it makes

479
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Speaker 2: them feel exotic. Yeah, I'm with you, bad bunny.

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Speaker 4: The Christian o'connal show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Kicking off this hour call and they leave that microphone

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Speaker 2: alone when it's live. Sorry, we've got the old amateur

483
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Speaker 2: cru stepping into the producer. Kaitlin has poisoned Rio. She's

484
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Speaker 2: claimed her spot. This happens in broadcast since she's been

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Speaker 2: mentored by Patsy.

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Speaker 1: That's what you do. You have a rival, and then

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Speaker 1: you did have a rival.

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Speaker 5: She learned from the beach.

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Speaker 2: She did. Yeah, classic, as soon as I heard Real

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Speaker 2: wasn't well and he's sharing an Airbnb with you, suddenly

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Speaker 2: you're in p one there and you've you've claimed his spot.

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Speaker 8: That would never.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's a little bit of stumbling that I've seen

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Speaker 1: you in court.

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Speaker 8: I would never. Unfortunately, Real is unwell.

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Speaker 2: Nothing that he seemed pretty pretty lively yesterday when I

497
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Speaker 2: saw him just suddenly struck down and suddenly you're enjoying yourself,

498
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Speaker 2: living your best life there as p oneider.

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Speaker 1: She's very happy.

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Speaker 2: We're doing our Bogan alphabet. Thank you very much for this.

501
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Speaker 2: So before seven I said that I believe that all

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Speaker 2: of us has a bit of.

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Speaker 8: Bogan in them, without a doubt.

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Speaker 2: Christ and I would have argued with you to blue

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Speaker 2: in the face that there has no Bogan in me. However,

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Speaker 2: when you just said on the show that ice vovo

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Speaker 2: is what Bogans love, I thought, do you know what

508
00:22:20,885 --> 00:22:22,925
Speaker 2: I love? An ice vogo with a cup of tea

509
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,125
Speaker 2: at work? You guys have just proved me wrong. I

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Speaker 2: accept my inner Bogan.

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Speaker 1: Well done.

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Speaker 2: There's no point denying b for Bingo, Christian, you're right.

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Speaker 2: What about oh outdoor Dunney Richard thinks Christian for the

514
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Speaker 2: Bogan alphabet, Alfa Ranger, that Big four that is tailgating

515
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Speaker 2: you in a residential.

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Speaker 1: Fifty the Ford Ranger.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Christian, b for BALLEI j for Jetstar to be

518
00:22:52,685 --> 00:22:57,085
Speaker 2: for Barley Bogans in Barley drinking Bintan listen to Barzy Michelle.

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Speaker 2: That's very good. That's from Michelle, who says, I'm she's

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00:23:00,605 --> 00:23:02,205
Speaker 2: verified Bogan born and race.

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00:23:02,805 --> 00:23:03,805
Speaker 1: That's so good.

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00:23:04,085 --> 00:23:06,965
Speaker 2: B for Barley Jetstar all the way to Barley in

523
00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:10,565
Speaker 2: Barley drinking Bintwan listened to Barnty Michelle very good, Cameron says,

524
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Speaker 2: for Commodore.

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00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:14,605
Speaker 8: Oh it's been essential.

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00:23:14,845 --> 00:23:16,765
Speaker 1: Yes, this one's just coming me.

527
00:23:17,005 --> 00:23:20,445
Speaker 2: And for meat Trey, who doesn't love a meat tray?

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00:23:21,045 --> 00:23:30,725
Speaker 2: I've got another one. See tours yes love Yes, Southern

529
00:23:30,765 --> 00:23:35,325
Speaker 2: Cross tattoos. Oh that's probably half the gold audience right now,

530
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Speaker 2: isn't it covering up an arm or maybe on the back.

531
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Speaker 2: What about the birth and death date death dates of

532
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Speaker 2: relatives as well?

533
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Speaker 6: Are their kids?

534
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Speaker 2: Yes?

535
00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:46,325
Speaker 5: Their kids up there are on.

536
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Speaker 1: The back of the neck.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, a mom and dad behind the eye.

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00:23:49,405 --> 00:23:49,725
Speaker 6: That one.

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00:23:50,685 --> 00:23:52,805
Speaker 1: I must get that ticked off. The ships on my bucket.

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Speaker 16: This.

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Speaker 2: I remember once meeting a morning TV producer in Australia

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Speaker 2: and I was making small too, and I said, who's

543
00:24:01,725 --> 00:24:04,885
Speaker 2: the audience that went Bogans? So I'm added Morning TV

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00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:10,325
Speaker 2: Carl Carls the guys there Sevenovich also tell you one thing.

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00:24:10,445 --> 00:24:13,605
Speaker 2: Bogan's love shock jocks and of course you know who's

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00:24:13,605 --> 00:24:16,045
Speaker 2: their post the boy. Oh yeah, anyway, I'll say no

547
00:24:16,125 --> 00:24:18,285
Speaker 2: more saying them on the bright side of the dial.

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Speaker 2: Let's take some calls here for our Bogan alphabet. Do

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Speaker 2: you want to take part? Give you a call some

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Speaker 2: morning thirteen fifty five twenty two and you can also

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Speaker 2: message me yours O four seven five three one oh

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Speaker 2: four three.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, Brad, Good morning, Brad.

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Speaker 11: Good morning everyone. How are you going?

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Speaker 2: We're good, Brad, Brad. Thanks for joinings. So what have

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Speaker 2: you got from bogan alphabet?

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Speaker 11: I'm going with G for goombag wool Rick.

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00:24:45,045 --> 00:24:46,685
Speaker 1: What's goon bag roulette?

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Speaker 2: Dore?

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Speaker 1: Am I going to regret asking us? What's goon bag roulette?

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Speaker 11: You get your mates, you get a piece of string,

562
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Speaker 11: you put a goom bag on your hoys voice and

563
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Speaker 11: fling it around and a hoover at lands On, I

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Speaker 11: have to drink from the goom bag yep.

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Speaker 2: Why why wasn't this at the Sydney Olympics. Is that

566
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Speaker 2: you know when they're now of your own demonstration event?

567
00:25:06,245 --> 00:25:07,205
Speaker 1: Why wasn't that there?

568
00:25:07,725 --> 00:25:09,045
Speaker 8: Jerry mashed it.

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Speaker 1: It'll be at Brisbane, Brad. That's a great one. Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much for corner mate.

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Speaker 11: No worries, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Let's good to Kathy now, Kathy, welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 11: Thanks Christian. Our look, m has to be for Mullet.

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Speaker 4: You're right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's take out Michael Booble maybe, but be for him.

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00:25:30,925 --> 00:25:32,285
Speaker 1: You're right, it's got to be the mullet.

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Speaker 17: Thank you, Thank you, Kathy, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Very much as a woman. A few words. Who we

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Speaker 1: got here, Kate?

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Speaker 11: Good morning Kate, Good morning Christian.

582
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Speaker 3: How are you today?

583
00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:44,485
Speaker 2: I'm good?

584
00:25:44,525 --> 00:25:46,085
Speaker 1: How are you this? Srning sound lively?

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00:25:46,965 --> 00:25:49,925
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going okay, thank you. Look after the goon

586
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Speaker 3: bag Roulette and the Shardie Party, I think that what

587
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Speaker 3: I've what I recommend for the alphabet is.

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Speaker 7: I love for Breeze, stunning the smell of Australia.

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00:26:06,685 --> 00:26:07,005
Speaker 18: Is it?

590
00:26:07,605 --> 00:26:10,685
Speaker 2: I think that's the NCO. Rub I love Enko rub

591
00:26:11,205 --> 00:26:13,685
Speaker 2: I think Fabreeze. I'd happily wear if it was a

592
00:26:13,685 --> 00:26:16,885
Speaker 2: man's after show, a little dab and stuff like that,

593
00:26:16,885 --> 00:26:18,365
Speaker 2: I'd have to. In fact, I want to have my

594
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Speaker 2: own version called Mambres Febries from Men Februez from.

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Speaker 12: Mambres has a different, different live Yeah, it's for everyone.

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Speaker 2: By the way, on sense and men, I've got this

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Speaker 2: I think Michael Bublaze, Yes.

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Speaker 8: Boo Blaze, I think he's had more than one.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I want it must be nice if you're so

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Speaker 2: famous you can have your own scent. I want one

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Speaker 2: just find a listener a dad, like kids would nominate

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Speaker 2: their dad. I just want to go into Chemist Whales

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Speaker 2: anywhere in Australia and to see the scent of Dave. Yes, Gary,

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Speaker 2: Oh Gary, that mischiffe a name, it's the mystique of Gary. Yes,

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Speaker 2: we should take.

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Speaker 1: Where's your Wayno, probably sold.

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Speaker 2: Out, So please chemist to our house.

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Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 10: You've got bills you need to pay. The Make of

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Speaker 10: Christian pays them every day in be in utilities.

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Speaker 1: Or your hamsters bits inary fees.

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Speaker 10: You've got bills.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's pay up some bills right now. Head

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Speaker 2: to the Gold website dot com DoD Are you then

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Speaker 2: stand by your phone. I am calling you and paying

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Speaker 2: off your bills. Let's called Donna and hopefully she picks

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Speaker 2: up and I pay her bills.

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Speaker 1: That's how this works, Donna.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, yes, speaking. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good?

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00:28:14,565 --> 00:28:16,725
Speaker 2: This is Christian O'Connor from the Bank of Christian.

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Speaker 3: It's lovely to hear you in the same Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yes, lovely to speak to you on the phone and

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Speaker 2: hear you on the phone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I was in a little workout of all things.

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Speaker 2: You can get my breathat. Yeah. Yeah.

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00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:30,885
Speaker 1: What are you? What are you doing cardio today? Or

634
00:28:30,925 --> 00:28:31,965
Speaker 1: is it waits gains?

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00:28:32,325 --> 00:28:32,485
Speaker 12: Oh?

636
00:28:32,685 --> 00:28:36,045
Speaker 3: No, I avoid cardio at all costs.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm calling off to calling up to pay a bill?

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00:28:40,205 --> 00:28:41,285
Speaker 2: What would you like me to wipe out?

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Speaker 3: That's exciting.

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Speaker 8: Oh the license testing though, would be great?

641
00:28:45,045 --> 00:28:45,845
Speaker 2: License testing?

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00:28:46,965 --> 00:28:49,405
Speaker 14: Yeah, driver's license all right?

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Speaker 1: Gotcha? One of the kids doing the test.

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow?

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00:28:54,405 --> 00:28:57,205
Speaker 1: Oh wow? And if you have you been doing some coaching?

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Speaker 3: I have my mainly the bulk of it, I'd say, husband.

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Speaker 2: Helped a bit. Yes, isn't it when you're in the

648
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Speaker 2: car with them and that they don't like you're telling

649
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Speaker 2: you telling them what to do, but you have to.

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Speaker 6: I've never known stress like it.

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00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:15,605
Speaker 1: Yeah, you hope that they passed the tests so that

652
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Speaker 1: you never.

653
00:29:15,965 --> 00:29:21,405
Speaker 4: Had yet again, Absolutely three triplets driving them to work,

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Speaker 4: back training, soccer, you name it.

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Speaker 11: I'm glad when that's done.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that she've got triplets.

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Speaker 3: I got identical triplets.

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Speaker 4: Just turned eighteen yesterday.

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Speaker 2: You can.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know you get identical triplets.

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Speaker 2: Oh you can.

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Speaker 1: If you're special.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you could get one of them passes. Then she

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Speaker 2: could just the others could fit to be the os.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just use exactly?

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Speaker 6: Are all one others?

667
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Speaker 11: One out of three? Ain't bad?

668
00:29:50,765 --> 00:29:55,685
Speaker 1: You got me those that's in crazy.

669
00:29:55,805 --> 00:29:59,925
Speaker 2: I honestly didn't know you could get identical triplets.

670
00:30:00,325 --> 00:30:01,845
Speaker 11: You you'll have to look it up.

671
00:30:01,845 --> 00:30:04,205
Speaker 2: I won't bore you with that is a bit strange

672
00:30:05,085 --> 00:30:07,925
Speaker 2: images of identical triplets. I don't know my search history.

673
00:30:07,925 --> 00:30:10,645
Speaker 2: I'll get a look at the now. How much do

674
00:30:10,725 --> 00:30:12,445
Speaker 2: how much do you want? Don Donna? Sorry?

675
00:30:12,685 --> 00:30:13,605
Speaker 11: Well, yea and hi.

676
00:30:14,245 --> 00:30:17,085
Speaker 3: The license is three times seventy five.

677
00:30:17,205 --> 00:30:18,445
Speaker 6: I think a couple of.

678
00:30:19,925 --> 00:30:26,765
Speaker 1: Well that's a score. Let's call it five hundred dollars.

679
00:30:27,405 --> 00:30:29,765
Speaker 8: Oh my god, that would be amazing, Thank you so much.

680
00:30:29,845 --> 00:30:32,285
Speaker 2: That'd be a fabulous all right, back to the waits.

681
00:30:32,925 --> 00:30:36,925
Speaker 2: You're a legend. Thanks christ Take care Dona, Bye bye.

682
00:30:37,725 --> 00:30:40,285
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

683
00:30:41,285 --> 00:30:43,365
Speaker 2: What is the small thing that drives you mad? We

684
00:30:43,485 --> 00:30:45,765
Speaker 2: do just every Tuesday on the show, don't go to

685
00:30:45,805 --> 00:30:48,165
Speaker 2: work mad, get funny release that.

686
00:30:48,525 --> 00:30:51,925
Speaker 1: It's a cathartic release. It's like free radiotherapy on the show.

687
00:30:52,245 --> 00:30:53,125
Speaker 4: Need to make you go?

688
00:30:54,205 --> 00:30:56,005
Speaker 5: Get this started today?

689
00:30:56,405 --> 00:30:57,325
Speaker 16: He needs to make you go.

690
00:30:58,765 --> 00:31:00,365
Speaker 1: Patsy, let's kick off with you.

691
00:31:00,445 --> 00:31:02,645
Speaker 5: What is it, pats Oh, I'm ready to kick off.

692
00:31:02,765 --> 00:31:05,405
Speaker 5: Don't you worry about that. On the way into work

693
00:31:05,445 --> 00:31:09,165
Speaker 5: this morning, some idiot headies high bam on all gating

694
00:31:09,245 --> 00:31:12,845
Speaker 5: me mate, turn your high beam off. There's no way

695
00:31:12,885 --> 00:31:15,085
Speaker 5: that you could have mistaken lives.

696
00:31:15,085 --> 00:31:18,125
Speaker 1: It's actually dangerous as well. It's a very bullying almost

697
00:31:18,205 --> 00:31:19,085
Speaker 1: blinds you.

698
00:31:19,165 --> 00:31:21,845
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a bullying maneuver. Get out of my way.

699
00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:22,805
Speaker 1: My time's more.

700
00:31:22,725 --> 00:31:23,765
Speaker 8: Important than yours.

701
00:31:24,125 --> 00:31:25,405
Speaker 5: And it's actually really dangers.

702
00:31:25,405 --> 00:31:28,605
Speaker 2: Who loves their job that much at four am that

703
00:31:28,605 --> 00:31:29,765
Speaker 2: they've got to get there right now?

704
00:31:29,845 --> 00:31:30,005
Speaker 4: Yeah?

705
00:31:30,085 --> 00:31:33,245
Speaker 2: Yeah, trade's really love that site, don't they.

706
00:31:33,565 --> 00:31:37,085
Speaker 7: I also think new cars have these lights on them

707
00:31:37,165 --> 00:31:39,845
Speaker 7: that seem like they're high beams, yes, and they're really

708
00:31:39,885 --> 00:31:40,245
Speaker 7: in your eyes.

709
00:31:40,245 --> 00:31:41,405
Speaker 8: It's really unsafe.

710
00:31:41,525 --> 00:31:42,365
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.

711
00:31:42,405 --> 00:31:44,885
Speaker 5: What about the headlights that have that sort of blue

712
00:31:44,965 --> 00:31:47,045
Speaker 5: tinge and you come across that as well. That's a

713
00:31:47,045 --> 00:31:47,605
Speaker 5: bit annoying.

714
00:31:48,245 --> 00:31:51,925
Speaker 1: That's called the police funny thing.

715
00:31:52,365 --> 00:31:56,725
Speaker 2: Blue tinge behind me flush telling me to turn.

716
00:31:56,565 --> 00:31:59,325
Speaker 1: Myself in that tear every time? Perhaps?

717
00:32:00,445 --> 00:32:02,765
Speaker 5: All right, okay, I know now.

718
00:32:02,165 --> 00:32:03,405
Speaker 1: Alex, what's it for you? Mate?

719
00:32:03,525 --> 00:32:05,365
Speaker 9: Are you waiting a line at the cafe and the

720
00:32:05,365 --> 00:32:07,725
Speaker 9: person in front of you pulls out the phone and

721
00:32:07,765 --> 00:32:10,125
Speaker 9: does the whole workplace coffee and.

722
00:32:10,125 --> 00:32:11,965
Speaker 1: You're like, this is twenty minutes at least, now.

723
00:32:14,245 --> 00:32:17,565
Speaker 6: We still got one with the I'm This goes on

724
00:32:17,605 --> 00:32:17,925
Speaker 6: and on and.

725
00:32:18,085 --> 00:32:20,485
Speaker 2: Then they go, oh I haven't missed anyone, and you

726
00:32:20,525 --> 00:32:21,405
Speaker 2: think we're done now?

727
00:32:21,925 --> 00:32:26,325
Speaker 1: Oh no, sorry, can I get a double decast? Soy lie?

728
00:32:26,605 --> 00:32:28,365
Speaker 7: I don't want to say this, but our team does

729
00:32:28,365 --> 00:32:29,605
Speaker 7: this very often after the.

730
00:32:29,565 --> 00:32:32,965
Speaker 1: Show do with installments. We don't want to be those people.

731
00:32:33,045 --> 00:32:33,245
Speaker 4: I know.

732
00:32:33,325 --> 00:32:35,685
Speaker 7: I'm so sorry to everyone because often what we'll have

733
00:32:35,765 --> 00:32:37,085
Speaker 7: we'll be, oh my god, we've got to get one

734
00:32:37,085 --> 00:32:37,965
Speaker 7: for Sarah, like we.

735
00:32:38,045 --> 00:32:42,965
Speaker 1: Forget Sarah can get her own. I think there should

736
00:32:42,965 --> 00:32:45,925
Speaker 1: be a limit yes, definitely, Shue plus one. That's it.

737
00:32:46,405 --> 00:32:48,325
Speaker 1: You're finally going to open up my own national.

738
00:32:48,045 --> 00:32:52,645
Speaker 2: Chainer in Australia called Coffee plus one. Can I get

739
00:32:52,645 --> 00:32:53,365
Speaker 2: another one that you can't?

740
00:32:53,365 --> 00:32:54,645
Speaker 1: It's called Coffee plus one.

741
00:32:54,925 --> 00:32:55,405
Speaker 2: That's it.

742
00:32:56,085 --> 00:32:57,645
Speaker 1: They're going to come and cube behind you.

743
00:32:57,685 --> 00:33:00,445
Speaker 2: If you want more coffees, get off your lazy asses,

744
00:33:00,485 --> 00:33:01,885
Speaker 2: come and queue up like everybody else.

745
00:33:02,645 --> 00:33:03,525
Speaker 1: Coffee plus one.

746
00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:06,605
Speaker 2: There's something in that team, Kaitlyn, what's it for you?

747
00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:09,525
Speaker 7: Mine happened on Sunday on the word here to Sydney.

748
00:33:09,645 --> 00:33:11,645
Speaker 7: So I was flying out and sitting on there and

749
00:33:11,685 --> 00:33:13,525
Speaker 7: I thought, I can't wait for the captain's update.

750
00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:14,685
Speaker 8: As it comes.

751
00:33:14,885 --> 00:33:18,765
Speaker 2: Things bogans like captain's update, I do. I thought, you're

752
00:33:18,765 --> 00:33:20,925
Speaker 2: not listening, You're not like flying with the right brothers.

753
00:33:20,925 --> 00:33:22,285
Speaker 2: What's what's the update? No?

754
00:33:22,405 --> 00:33:24,765
Speaker 8: I like to know what time I'm going to be landing.

755
00:33:24,805 --> 00:33:27,005
Speaker 1: Well, we know that anyway, you know how long it takes.

756
00:33:27,045 --> 00:33:28,165
Speaker 1: It's so mystery flight.

757
00:33:28,325 --> 00:33:28,685
Speaker 8: I don't know.

758
00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:33,525
Speaker 2: Well, well, just my watch twenty an hour and fifteen

759
00:33:33,605 --> 00:33:35,405
Speaker 2: or whatever. It's a flight for Melbourne to Sydney.

760
00:33:35,405 --> 00:33:37,325
Speaker 7: We were late out of the terminal, so I just

761
00:33:37,565 --> 00:33:38,245
Speaker 7: kind of was doing it.

762
00:33:38,645 --> 00:33:38,965
Speaker 1: Do you cunt?

763
00:33:39,045 --> 00:33:42,805
Speaker 5: Do the masks actually good even a different time zone.

764
00:33:44,325 --> 00:33:46,245
Speaker 7: And also I like to know the weather we're flying

765
00:33:46,285 --> 00:33:47,965
Speaker 7: in too, And often they'll be like, you know, because it.

766
00:33:48,285 --> 00:33:52,525
Speaker 2: Was away on these phones to get an immediate weather update.

767
00:33:52,645 --> 00:33:54,485
Speaker 8: I was on Jet Star. I didn't have internet.

768
00:33:55,005 --> 00:33:59,045
Speaker 7: So anyway, this is the thing that just drives me crazy.

769
00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:02,125
Speaker 2: And it's Bogan's like flying Jetstar and boasting about it.

770
00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:03,605
Speaker 2: That's on Jetstar, Okay.

771
00:34:03,445 --> 00:34:06,365
Speaker 7: Reflects I don't know how we've gotten too twenty twenty

772
00:34:06,365 --> 00:34:08,125
Speaker 7: six with the technology we have in the world.

773
00:34:08,565 --> 00:34:16,645
Speaker 8: And the captain's announcement comes through like I recorded the guy.

774
00:34:16,445 --> 00:34:17,565
Speaker 1: That is insane.

775
00:34:18,325 --> 00:34:20,525
Speaker 2: It sounds more like he accidentally left it on. He

776
00:34:20,605 --> 00:34:22,004
Speaker 2: was just having a chit chat with his mate.

777
00:34:22,085 --> 00:34:23,884
Speaker 8: Yeah, well, you can't even tell what he's saying.

778
00:34:24,405 --> 00:34:26,165
Speaker 1: There's no way any of you are hearing this.

779
00:34:28,085 --> 00:34:33,365
Speaker 14: What what speak up man?

780
00:34:36,605 --> 00:34:36,925
Speaker 1: Nothing?

781
00:34:37,365 --> 00:34:39,725
Speaker 8: Nobody so getting the brace position.

782
00:34:41,765 --> 00:34:42,565
Speaker 1: On fire.

783
00:34:44,765 --> 00:34:45,205
Speaker 11: Triangle.

784
00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:49,765
Speaker 7: This poor bloke, he was an elderly man, kind of

785
00:34:49,805 --> 00:34:50,965
Speaker 7: just sitting in a couple of seats up.

786
00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:53,445
Speaker 8: I could see him hanging over his seat.

787
00:34:54,445 --> 00:34:56,125
Speaker 2: If I'm getting another inch closes into it, guys, I

788
00:34:56,205 --> 00:34:57,045
Speaker 2: might go to translate.

789
00:34:57,445 --> 00:34:59,245
Speaker 8: Looking around everyone kind of going.

790
00:34:59,245 --> 00:35:01,165
Speaker 1: Can you no, you were hearing anything with them?

791
00:35:01,285 --> 00:35:04,045
Speaker 8: Nothing? And oh my god, I could. I knew nothing.

792
00:35:04,085 --> 00:35:06,045
Speaker 8: I didn't know when I was coming in nothing.

793
00:35:06,085 --> 00:35:07,925
Speaker 2: I've got a theory that because you know when you

794
00:35:07,965 --> 00:35:09,525
Speaker 2: when you when you do hear them normally.

795
00:35:09,765 --> 00:35:11,205
Speaker 1: They've always got great voices.

796
00:35:11,565 --> 00:35:14,605
Speaker 2: There's no way every single pilot has got a great voice.

797
00:35:14,765 --> 00:35:16,605
Speaker 2: I think they have a special short like an effect

798
00:35:16,685 --> 00:35:19,405
Speaker 2: on the microphone. There must have been a weekly voices pilot.

799
00:35:19,885 --> 00:35:23,045
Speaker 2: They were just very good pilots. But good morning everybody.

800
00:35:23,405 --> 00:35:26,165
Speaker 1: They always sound great, don't they. They could be doing

801
00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:29,964
Speaker 1: a voice over for Marlboro or a beer. Yes, they've

802
00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:31,365
Speaker 1: always got great voices.

803
00:35:31,405 --> 00:35:33,844
Speaker 2: By the way, when I was flying Sunday, I didn't

804
00:35:33,845 --> 00:35:36,325
Speaker 2: really you're doing that shuffling? Do you always like when

805
00:35:36,325 --> 00:35:37,565
Speaker 2: you first got on the plane. I always have a

806
00:35:37,565 --> 00:35:39,444
Speaker 2: look into the cockpit. I want to see the age

807
00:35:39,485 --> 00:35:41,924
Speaker 2: of the pilot. Oh yes, I don't want to see

808
00:35:41,925 --> 00:35:43,885
Speaker 2: some young one. No, I don't want to see one

809
00:35:43,965 --> 00:35:46,285
Speaker 2: fresh out the top gun academy. I want to see

810
00:35:46,285 --> 00:35:49,924
Speaker 2: Captain Sully, someone who may be flew in a war

811
00:35:49,965 --> 00:35:52,685
Speaker 2: and is now just doing domestic flights. Yeah, not hungover,

812
00:35:52,925 --> 00:35:57,485
Speaker 2: not hungover. I don't want to see an interlock device

813
00:35:57,565 --> 00:35:58,005
Speaker 2: in there.

814
00:35:59,085 --> 00:36:00,964
Speaker 5: I want to see the bath though. If I see

815
00:36:01,005 --> 00:36:03,085
Speaker 5: a young pilot, I think we'll hang on. No, that

816
00:36:03,245 --> 00:36:05,525
Speaker 5: could be better because they're fresh out of the academy,

817
00:36:05,725 --> 00:36:06,205
Speaker 5: so you.

818
00:36:06,165 --> 00:36:08,325
Speaker 1: Know the right right.

819
00:36:09,485 --> 00:36:11,205
Speaker 16: I want to see a little bit of salt pepper

820
00:36:11,205 --> 00:36:13,005
Speaker 16: in the hair he's coming out.

821
00:36:13,485 --> 00:36:17,165
Speaker 2: He's into his forties. Anyway, I didn't realize I would

822
00:36:17,165 --> 00:36:18,965
Speaker 2: add my little looky in there to see how old

823
00:36:19,005 --> 00:36:21,525
Speaker 2: are they. They've got a they've got something. They hang

824
00:36:21,605 --> 00:36:25,485
Speaker 2: their hats. They don't fly with the cap on. What Yeah,

825
00:36:25,765 --> 00:36:28,685
Speaker 2: both the pilot and the co pilot had their hats

826
00:36:28,765 --> 00:36:30,045
Speaker 2: hung up on coat pegs.

827
00:36:30,805 --> 00:36:32,285
Speaker 1: I thought you kept that hat on.

828
00:36:32,445 --> 00:36:32,965
Speaker 8: So did I?

829
00:36:33,845 --> 00:36:34,645
Speaker 2: They hang them up.

830
00:36:34,845 --> 00:36:35,885
Speaker 8: Well that's so weird.

831
00:36:35,965 --> 00:36:37,405
Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's not that important, why.

832
00:36:37,285 --> 00:36:38,565
Speaker 8: Do they have the hat exactly?

833
00:36:38,805 --> 00:36:40,365
Speaker 2: We know you're a pinet with the epaulets and that

834
00:36:40,405 --> 00:36:41,805
Speaker 2: special briefcase they put along.

835
00:36:42,205 --> 00:36:42,805
Speaker 1: What's in all that?

836
00:36:42,845 --> 00:36:44,405
Speaker 2: By the way, if you're just flying, like you know,

837
00:36:44,645 --> 00:36:47,965
Speaker 2: an hour or so, what's all the charts at the

838
00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:50,444
Speaker 2: Telenos they got up there? The plane flies itself. What's

839
00:36:50,485 --> 00:36:51,325
Speaker 2: eat that suit cap for?

840
00:36:51,365 --> 00:36:52,725
Speaker 1: I reckon? You got your picnic in there?

841
00:36:53,565 --> 00:36:56,885
Speaker 2: Some dy are you working on the moment? Yes, anyway.

842
00:36:57,045 --> 00:36:58,805
Speaker 2: Smart things that make you go Guru.

843
00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:02,485
Speaker 4: The Christian o'connal show podcast.

844
00:37:02,685 --> 00:37:05,725
Speaker 2: What's the small thing to try? You mad for Melissa?

845
00:37:06,765 --> 00:37:11,045
Speaker 2: Where my growing kids petitions in the dishwasher. They don't

846
00:37:11,045 --> 00:37:12,805
Speaker 2: put them in, They just leave them in the sink.

847
00:37:13,845 --> 00:37:17,364
Speaker 2: They are my nineteen twenty year old still still doing this.

848
00:37:17,765 --> 00:37:20,844
Speaker 2: It's six inches. It's actually more of a faft to

849
00:37:20,885 --> 00:37:22,525
Speaker 2: try and fit them cram them in the sink.

850
00:37:22,845 --> 00:37:25,125
Speaker 1: They just open that thing and place them in.

851
00:37:25,365 --> 00:37:27,205
Speaker 2: It's almost that when you open up the dishwasher, it's

852
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:30,444
Speaker 2: got hands extended like baseball mites to catch the plate.

853
00:37:31,045 --> 00:37:33,205
Speaker 2: You guys just drop it, Yeah, and they probably find

854
00:37:33,245 --> 00:37:36,685
Speaker 2: it's that slot there, Christian, I think a small thing

855
00:37:36,685 --> 00:37:39,645
Speaker 2: that makes me go. When the dishwasher cycle finishes, you're

856
00:37:39,645 --> 00:37:44,404
Speaker 2: going to unload to see that the tablet didn't dissolve properly. Yeah,

857
00:37:44,445 --> 00:37:47,645
Speaker 2: they's been spat out all over the dishes. Yeah, and

858
00:37:47,845 --> 00:37:50,285
Speaker 2: then it like blasts it to the plate. Oh, I've

859
00:37:50,325 --> 00:37:51,565
Speaker 2: never got to put it back on.

860
00:37:52,605 --> 00:37:52,844
Speaker 11: Yeah.

861
00:37:53,885 --> 00:37:54,925
Speaker 1: Yeah, a small thing.

862
00:37:54,965 --> 00:37:58,285
Speaker 2: Big rage car tissues, the little packets that are so

863
00:37:58,285 --> 00:38:01,045
Speaker 2: soft when you pull you always get six or seven

864
00:38:01,085 --> 00:38:01,565
Speaker 2: that come up.

865
00:38:01,765 --> 00:38:02,444
Speaker 1: That's so true.

866
00:38:02,485 --> 00:38:04,925
Speaker 2: They packed so tightly in there, sugg as a bugging

867
00:38:04,925 --> 00:38:06,725
Speaker 2: a rug in there, aren't they? And then you try

868
00:38:06,765 --> 00:38:07,445
Speaker 2: and shove them back in?

869
00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:10,085
Speaker 1: It looks all messy.

870
00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:11,765
Speaker 2: Christianother thing that makes me you go gur as the

871
00:38:11,805 --> 00:38:15,165
Speaker 2: opposite of someone taking everyone's order. In a group of

872
00:38:15,165 --> 00:38:17,404
Speaker 2: five or six people lined up at the bar, they're

873
00:38:17,445 --> 00:38:20,245
Speaker 2: all there together, they pay separately. I see a lot

874
00:38:20,245 --> 00:38:23,085
Speaker 2: of young lads doing this now, and I heard about

875
00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:27,165
Speaker 2: this on the news. No one's shouting around anymore. It's

876
00:38:27,285 --> 00:38:30,884
Speaker 2: dying out. They're doing they're not doing shouts. The art

877
00:38:30,925 --> 00:38:32,205
Speaker 2: of the shout is dying out.

878
00:38:32,325 --> 00:38:35,565
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's very expensive these days, Like I think people

879
00:38:35,645 --> 00:38:37,325
Speaker 7: just don't have the money to be able to do

880
00:38:37,365 --> 00:38:38,045
Speaker 7: that anymore.

881
00:38:38,205 --> 00:38:40,525
Speaker 6: What's that saying you wouldn't share? You wouldn't share of

882
00:38:40,605 --> 00:38:41,445
Speaker 6: a chark been in?

883
00:38:41,725 --> 00:38:44,444
Speaker 2: Yes, it was always the worst thing to be seen

884
00:38:44,485 --> 00:38:46,485
Speaker 2: in a group of friends that you didn't shout your ound. Yeah,

885
00:38:46,805 --> 00:38:49,445
Speaker 2: you always have to be the first. And then what

886
00:38:49,485 --> 00:38:51,125
Speaker 2: happens is though you never want to be late to

887
00:38:51,165 --> 00:38:53,725
Speaker 2: meet your mates, otherwise you quickly go, I'm just gonna

888
00:38:53,725 --> 00:38:54,844
Speaker 2: get a drink, does anyone want one?

889
00:38:54,965 --> 00:38:56,565
Speaker 1: And then all your mates, even if they had like

890
00:38:56,645 --> 00:38:59,004
Speaker 1: half a pint left. Oh yeah, I get a fresh

891
00:38:59,045 --> 00:38:59,605
Speaker 1: one up there.

892
00:38:59,605 --> 00:39:02,245
Speaker 2: I've got ten drinks to get Now, get there early,

893
00:39:02,325 --> 00:39:05,605
Speaker 2: get them. Always get your shout in first, exactly because

894
00:39:05,645 --> 00:39:07,085
Speaker 2: it gets bigger as the night goes on.

895
00:39:07,605 --> 00:39:09,645
Speaker 8: Yes and loser and shots get at.

896
00:39:09,445 --> 00:39:12,645
Speaker 2: It and sad at the end of getting around in

897
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,445
Speaker 2: And also a lot of the young lands these days

898
00:39:15,485 --> 00:39:17,484
Speaker 2: there's aren't even going out to the pub, that's right.

899
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:18,925
Speaker 2: I think that's a real shame.

900
00:39:19,325 --> 00:39:20,885
Speaker 1: I don't know about you. I mean, it was a

901
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:21,884
Speaker 1: big thing growing up.

902
00:39:22,005 --> 00:39:24,365
Speaker 2: Was was hanging out with your mates, going out to

903
00:39:24,365 --> 00:39:26,485
Speaker 2: the pub. That was your night out. And also it

904
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:28,485
Speaker 2: was a community. It was a pub that your dad

905
00:39:28,485 --> 00:39:30,125
Speaker 2: would have gone to, and you knew some of the

906
00:39:30,165 --> 00:39:31,445
Speaker 2: other guys there as well.

907
00:39:31,845 --> 00:39:33,685
Speaker 1: It was a way where you were. We used to

908
00:39:33,685 --> 00:39:35,285
Speaker 1: meet up and socialize.

909
00:39:34,725 --> 00:39:36,965
Speaker 6: In pubs and before fans too. You just rock up

910
00:39:36,965 --> 00:39:38,005
Speaker 6: and whoever was there was there.

911
00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:39,245
Speaker 1: Oh God, so true.

912
00:39:39,285 --> 00:39:41,964
Speaker 2: You never worried about going by yourself. I always meet

913
00:39:42,085 --> 00:39:44,525
Speaker 2: some guy there. There was always an older guy.

914
00:39:44,565 --> 00:39:47,805
Speaker 1: It was just by himself. I never saw with another guy.

915
00:39:48,045 --> 00:39:50,925
Speaker 2: Always one elbow on the bar, and then you dread

916
00:39:50,925 --> 00:39:53,165
Speaker 2: someone was getting stuck next and our bloody how dave'st

917
00:39:53,285 --> 00:39:56,685
Speaker 2: there lived in the pub, and then always add some

918
00:39:56,885 --> 00:39:59,445
Speaker 2: theory about the Pokeys. It just paid out, mate, a

919
00:39:59,445 --> 00:40:01,725
Speaker 2: couple of hours ago. It's got You won't win anything tonight.

920
00:40:02,365 --> 00:40:04,765
Speaker 2: Just give it a go now. Rodney's on the lines

921
00:40:04,805 --> 00:40:07,405
Speaker 2: and waiting for a while. Rodney, thanks for waiting so patiently.

922
00:40:08,845 --> 00:40:11,765
Speaker 18: Hello Christian, you're a good are Christian? You know what

923
00:40:11,845 --> 00:40:14,565
Speaker 18: I hate the most Christian? And Patsy and Alex and

924
00:40:14,645 --> 00:40:18,525
Speaker 18: Rio's give you a traffic lights yeah, been way, mares

925
00:40:18,565 --> 00:40:21,525
Speaker 18: were light to change. They guide a size to blink

926
00:40:21,565 --> 00:40:22,805
Speaker 18: a right or blink your left.

927
00:40:23,205 --> 00:40:24,725
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're right.

928
00:40:25,205 --> 00:40:28,484
Speaker 2: You don't ever be a late blinker. You knew damn well,

929
00:40:28,525 --> 00:40:30,325
Speaker 2: you're always going to turn right. You're not sitting like,

930
00:40:30,405 --> 00:40:32,445
Speaker 2: oh do you know what I'm going to switch it

931
00:40:32,525 --> 00:40:32,844
Speaker 2: up today.

932
00:40:32,845 --> 00:40:33,964
Speaker 1: I'm going to suddenly go right.

933
00:40:34,725 --> 00:40:36,205
Speaker 2: Ah, disgusting.

934
00:40:36,285 --> 00:40:37,765
Speaker 1: It's an Australian.

935
00:40:40,525 --> 00:40:40,925
Speaker 4: Christian.

936
00:40:42,165 --> 00:40:42,525
Speaker 11: Christian.

937
00:40:42,805 --> 00:40:45,844
Speaker 18: That's the best part. And then they decided to give

938
00:40:45,845 --> 00:40:48,205
Speaker 18: you a dice smoke in a while. It has to

939
00:40:48,245 --> 00:40:49,725
Speaker 18: be a cult supporter Christian.

940
00:40:51,965 --> 00:40:54,685
Speaker 2: All right, Rodney, thank you very much, so blessed. Rodney's

941
00:40:54,685 --> 00:40:59,565
Speaker 2: been been waiting to chances. In that time, he's been

942
00:40:59,645 --> 00:41:02,045
Speaker 2: getting on very well with Tina, who works on the show,

943
00:41:02,845 --> 00:41:04,325
Speaker 2: so much so that he's asked her out.

944
00:41:04,885 --> 00:41:07,885
Speaker 1: What days where? To god, I've never knownly that that

945
00:41:07,885 --> 00:41:08,525
Speaker 1: happening before.

946
00:41:08,765 --> 00:41:09,125
Speaker 2: Yes.

947
00:41:09,525 --> 00:41:09,805
Speaker 1: Wow.

948
00:41:09,885 --> 00:41:11,884
Speaker 7: And the thing they have in common is they both

949
00:41:11,925 --> 00:41:16,245
Speaker 7: go for Collingwood in the anfl Yeah, so I think that's.

950
00:41:16,005 --> 00:41:17,245
Speaker 8: His little do you know it?

951
00:41:17,405 --> 00:41:20,565
Speaker 2: There's a Jerry Springer episode. I'd call it love on

952
00:41:20,685 --> 00:41:25,925
Speaker 2: Hold or is it love on the Lines? Radio dating

953
00:41:25,965 --> 00:41:28,045
Speaker 2: where your first date is just on the phone.

954
00:41:28,285 --> 00:41:30,525
Speaker 8: I love that. That's really nice.

955
00:41:30,565 --> 00:41:32,765
Speaker 2: I wonder you think Tina is gonna thinking about going

956
00:41:32,805 --> 00:41:33,765
Speaker 2: out with Cola Rodney.

957
00:41:33,885 --> 00:41:35,965
Speaker 7: Look, she said to me, because we were talking about

958
00:41:35,965 --> 00:41:38,924
Speaker 7: this offair. She said to me, Look, times are tough.

959
00:41:39,085 --> 00:41:41,485
Speaker 2: I don't think that was meant for on air. No,

960
00:41:41,565 --> 00:41:44,085
Speaker 2: oh my god, she's not going to like that.

961
00:41:44,285 --> 00:41:45,125
Speaker 8: She might, who knows.

962
00:41:45,165 --> 00:41:45,565
Speaker 2: You don't know.

963
00:41:46,005 --> 00:41:48,765
Speaker 1: Well, you don't help set a lady.

964
00:41:49,445 --> 00:41:51,965
Speaker 2: You're not getting any of Mama's Greek food brought in

965
00:41:52,005 --> 00:41:55,924
Speaker 2: for you anymore. She that discussed on a national show

966
00:41:55,965 --> 00:41:59,445
Speaker 2: that times are tough. Put that in your dating profile.

967
00:41:59,525 --> 00:42:02,165
Speaker 2: Listen in times are tough. I'll take anyone right now.

968
00:42:02,325 --> 00:42:04,405
Speaker 7: No, she's just been single for a little bit, so

969
00:42:04,485 --> 00:42:05,885
Speaker 7: she said, you never know.

970
00:42:07,405 --> 00:42:08,725
Speaker 1: This is bad news.

971
00:42:09,045 --> 00:42:11,805
Speaker 2: She I now feel like we need if Tina wants this,

972
00:42:11,965 --> 00:42:14,725
Speaker 2: we need to do we need to be her kind of.

973
00:42:15,005 --> 00:42:22,245
Speaker 16: He helps us bordello, the breakfast, Bordello.

974
00:42:22,725 --> 00:42:26,085
Speaker 2: Am I the Madam of the house, Welcome.

975
00:42:25,885 --> 00:42:31,285
Speaker 8: To the moon on rules, I apologize.

976
00:42:31,285 --> 00:42:33,765
Speaker 2: Oh well, this is bad times for Tina. Now everyone

977
00:42:33,845 --> 00:42:35,685
Speaker 2: knows times have been tough.

978
00:42:35,925 --> 00:42:40,525
Speaker 8: She is she is, She's such a gorgeous girl.

979
00:42:40,445 --> 00:42:43,685
Speaker 2: And when her and Rodney get married sponsored by Chemist Warehouse,

980
00:42:43,805 --> 00:42:44,965
Speaker 2: is going to be a beautiful affair.

981
00:42:46,885 --> 00:42:50,685
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

982
00:42:51,005 --> 00:42:54,925
Speaker 2: I think you producicating need to use the microphone to

983
00:42:54,965 --> 00:42:58,125
Speaker 2: apologize to fellow producer and a friend of yours, Tina,

984
00:42:58,165 --> 00:43:00,925
Speaker 2: who you just said about her and her dating life.

985
00:43:01,725 --> 00:43:03,565
Speaker 2: Things are tough.

986
00:43:03,605 --> 00:43:06,045
Speaker 8: Yep, a bit too personal, probably for on air. You

987
00:43:06,085 --> 00:43:06,844
Speaker 8: reckon Yep.

988
00:43:06,885 --> 00:43:09,405
Speaker 2: I'm a radio show, one show for cities. Normal.

989
00:43:09,685 --> 00:43:10,845
Speaker 8: Sorry, guys, I'm not normally.

990
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,685
Speaker 1: You've actually spoken to us, Yes, I have.

991
00:43:13,365 --> 00:43:16,045
Speaker 7: I have apologized to her in person and again in

992
00:43:16,045 --> 00:43:19,445
Speaker 7: front of the nation. Tina, I'm sorry. You're a beautiful

993
00:43:19,445 --> 00:43:20,765
Speaker 7: woman and you don't need to be.

994
00:43:20,685 --> 00:43:21,325
Speaker 8: Outed like that.

995
00:43:21,565 --> 00:43:25,364
Speaker 2: However, can I just say, what about this on the show?

996
00:43:27,205 --> 00:43:31,525
Speaker 2: It's Valentine's this weekend. I just realized it's Saturday. Love

997
00:43:31,565 --> 00:43:36,685
Speaker 2: on the dial? Oh, yes, dating on the dial? People

998
00:43:36,805 --> 00:43:40,685
Speaker 2: call in Tina Chatsterdam. Maybe it's speed dating but on

999
00:43:40,725 --> 00:43:45,085
Speaker 2: the phone. Or is it called love at first line?

1000
00:43:47,005 --> 00:43:48,205
Speaker 8: Oh, very good?

1001
00:43:48,805 --> 00:43:50,965
Speaker 2: Or is it called sorry it's been doing this during

1002
00:43:50,965 --> 00:43:53,245
Speaker 2: the news or is he I haven't spoken to Tina.

1003
00:43:53,405 --> 00:43:55,805
Speaker 2: I'm letting you know. I could just overhear you flumingson

1004
00:43:55,845 --> 00:44:00,685
Speaker 2: and apologizing. Or is it called Tina date line?

1005
00:44:02,645 --> 00:44:07,765
Speaker 19: Is they call anking like the alliteration before?

1006
00:44:07,965 --> 00:44:08,285
Speaker 1: Okay?

1007
00:44:08,325 --> 00:44:13,245
Speaker 2: So what about dating on the dial? Or is it

1008
00:44:13,325 --> 00:44:17,085
Speaker 2: love at first line? Oh?

1009
00:44:17,205 --> 00:44:18,924
Speaker 8: Okay, I like dating on the dial.

1010
00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,885
Speaker 2: Or is it Tina's instant boyfriend?

1011
00:44:23,405 --> 00:44:31,885
Speaker 16: Yeah, t ib Tina's excellent boyfriend. Tonight on nine Tina's

1012
00:44:32,045 --> 00:44:33,885
Speaker 16: instant boyfriend.

1013
00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:37,125
Speaker 2: Win The producer.

1014
00:44:36,645 --> 00:44:41,765
Speaker 4: Rose the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1015
00:44:42,725 --> 00:44:44,165
Speaker 1: You ever been sworn out? In Greek?

1016
00:44:45,645 --> 00:44:49,245
Speaker 2: But Kadan just has yo no whoa.

1017
00:44:49,365 --> 00:44:52,645
Speaker 7: I just went out to a barrage of I think

1018
00:44:52,645 --> 00:44:54,605
Speaker 7: it was English, but it felt like there was a

1019
00:44:54,605 --> 00:44:56,645
Speaker 7: bit of Greek in there, so I wasn't quite sure

1020
00:44:56,685 --> 00:44:57,485
Speaker 7: what I was copying.

1021
00:44:57,885 --> 00:45:00,085
Speaker 1: So are you telling me we're good to go?

1022
00:45:01,045 --> 00:45:05,965
Speaker 2: We're good This Friday, Tina, the producer, is looking for

1023
00:45:06,045 --> 00:45:10,805
Speaker 2: love on the radio. Welcome to Australia's Biggest dates, call

1024
00:45:10,885 --> 00:45:15,925
Speaker 2: the love Line. Now Tina's sixty second boyfriend. That's how

1025
00:45:16,005 --> 00:45:17,285
Speaker 2: I see it, like she chats to be. But the

1026
00:45:17,365 --> 00:45:19,565
Speaker 2: reason why we're talking about this, by the way, is

1027
00:45:19,605 --> 00:45:21,685
Speaker 2: that a caller called Rodney was on hold for about

1028
00:45:21,685 --> 00:45:24,364
Speaker 2: twelve minutes, and in that time he was chatting a

1029
00:45:24,405 --> 00:45:28,205
Speaker 2: lot to producer Tina. Instant chemistry, so much so that

1030
00:45:28,245 --> 00:45:31,525
Speaker 2: he asked her out. Producer Tina was, according to you

1031
00:45:31,605 --> 00:45:33,565
Speaker 2: thinking about dating listener Rodney.

1032
00:45:33,645 --> 00:45:38,125
Speaker 8: She look she wasn't. She just said, times are tough.

1033
00:45:38,285 --> 00:45:39,245
Speaker 8: We just don't know.

1034
00:45:40,245 --> 00:45:42,885
Speaker 1: Maybe all right, what about we call the idea. Times

1035
00:45:42,885 --> 00:45:43,325
Speaker 1: are tough.

1036
00:45:44,205 --> 00:45:49,045
Speaker 2: That's untough than Tina. Poor Tina.

1037
00:45:49,685 --> 00:45:52,965
Speaker 7: Poor Tina for this, but also being single. We need

1038
00:45:53,005 --> 00:45:53,725
Speaker 7: to find her love.

1039
00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:57,485
Speaker 2: So that's why it's Valentine's this weekend. The show can help.

1040
00:45:57,805 --> 00:45:59,285
Speaker 8: Yes, we have the whole of it.

1041
00:45:59,365 --> 00:46:00,964
Speaker 2: We can be what do you call a date mate?

1042
00:46:01,685 --> 00:46:01,885
Speaker 1: You know?

1043
00:46:02,045 --> 00:46:04,325
Speaker 2: I can be what's that Indian matchmaker? I love watching

1044
00:46:04,325 --> 00:46:06,005
Speaker 2: that TV show on Netflix.

1045
00:46:06,085 --> 00:46:07,165
Speaker 8: Is it called Indian matches.

1046
00:46:07,245 --> 00:46:11,285
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I said it. Yeahpokens don't listen very

1047
00:46:11,285 --> 00:46:15,405
Speaker 2: well to anyway, as anyone is. Tina speaking to anyone

1048
00:46:15,405 --> 00:46:17,725
Speaker 2: now is involving Greek square words and curses. She's got

1049
00:46:17,765 --> 00:46:22,165
Speaker 2: a Rosmary beat out. She uses them like nunchucks.

1050
00:46:26,245 --> 00:46:28,884
Speaker 1: Anyway, Why don't I crack on with the show while

1051
00:46:28,885 --> 00:46:29,805
Speaker 1: we can still walk?

1052
00:46:30,005 --> 00:46:32,685
Speaker 8: Yes, exactly. She might come on at the end of

1053
00:46:32,685 --> 00:46:33,165
Speaker 8: the show.

1054
00:46:33,285 --> 00:46:35,765
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we'll get the dumb button. We need to

1055
00:46:35,765 --> 00:46:37,645
Speaker 2: borrow it from Carl and Jackie. Oh, I've never used

1056
00:46:37,685 --> 00:46:39,445
Speaker 2: it in my whole career. I need it today.

1057
00:46:39,565 --> 00:46:41,125
Speaker 1: We'll go grab one of the same and they've bought

1058
00:46:41,165 --> 00:46:42,085
Speaker 1: it out and warn it out.

1059
00:46:42,125 --> 00:46:46,725
Speaker 2: Actually now, yesterday, it's strange how our brains can retain

1060
00:46:46,845 --> 00:46:50,005
Speaker 2: stuff they don't need to, and yet very important details

1061
00:46:51,005 --> 00:46:54,844
Speaker 2: like the birthdates of your children or the phone number

1062
00:46:54,885 --> 00:47:01,365
Speaker 2: of your wife that doesn't get retained. But TV adverts jingles,

1063
00:47:01,365 --> 00:47:04,285
Speaker 2: some radio adverts stay in there. I didn't know this.

1064
00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:08,085
Speaker 2: Yesterday evening went out for dinner and my food turned up.

1065
00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:12,325
Speaker 2: I never a side bowl of fries, and as the chips,

1066
00:47:12,325 --> 00:47:14,885
Speaker 2: the hot chips were laid down, I started singing, I

1067
00:47:14,925 --> 00:47:17,045
Speaker 2: do even know I stare knew this from one I

1068
00:47:17,165 --> 00:47:20,925
Speaker 2: was about eight or nine. There's a TV advert about chips,

1069
00:47:21,325 --> 00:47:24,245
Speaker 2: and it went, I hope it's chips, it's chips.

1070
00:47:24,605 --> 00:47:26,765
Speaker 1: I hope it's chips, it's chips. I started singing that.

1071
00:47:26,845 --> 00:47:28,965
Speaker 1: I was out by myself last night. I started singing that,

1072
00:47:29,005 --> 00:47:29,725
Speaker 1: and I'm going.

1073
00:47:29,605 --> 00:47:31,725
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I didn't know I still remembered this

1074
00:47:31,845 --> 00:47:33,565
Speaker 2: advert from the eighties.

1075
00:47:36,605 --> 00:47:38,285
Speaker 1: There's CHIPS's chips.

1076
00:47:38,805 --> 00:47:41,285
Speaker 2: My bloody he went to bed seeing it won't come.

1077
00:47:41,325 --> 00:47:44,445
Speaker 2: This morning I was still singing like a madman. So

1078
00:47:44,525 --> 00:47:46,245
Speaker 2: this morning, I want to know what are the TV

1079
00:47:46,365 --> 00:47:50,125
Speaker 2: adverts and jingles that you still remember. It might be

1080
00:47:50,125 --> 00:47:52,844
Speaker 2: a radio advert, it might be a TV one they

1081
00:47:52,965 --> 00:47:55,565
Speaker 2: staying there. Actually, to be fair, a lot of those adverts.

1082
00:47:55,565 --> 00:47:57,045
Speaker 2: It's just the same as writing a hit.

1083
00:47:56,965 --> 00:47:58,245
Speaker 6: Song without a doubt.

1084
00:47:58,285 --> 00:47:59,805
Speaker 1: It has that instant.

1085
00:47:59,685 --> 00:48:03,885
Speaker 2: Hook and chorus and you find yourself repeating it decades later.

1086
00:48:04,125 --> 00:48:05,965
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's addictive. It just gets in there and you

1087
00:48:05,965 --> 00:48:06,365
Speaker 8: want to get it.

1088
00:48:06,445 --> 00:48:07,844
Speaker 1: Yes, what's your one? Mate?

1089
00:48:07,925 --> 00:48:08,964
Speaker 8: Mine has to be.

1090
00:48:09,125 --> 00:48:12,525
Speaker 7: The banana ad that Height would have listened to every

1091
00:48:12,525 --> 00:48:15,805
Speaker 7: single night before the news that used to play, and

1092
00:48:15,845 --> 00:48:17,364
Speaker 7: it used to go in.

1093
00:48:17,285 --> 00:48:19,844
Speaker 2: Australia, they were trying to sell you bananas before the news.

1094
00:48:20,445 --> 00:48:22,245
Speaker 1: That was a bit of a gear change, isn't it.

1095
00:48:22,405 --> 00:48:24,364
Speaker 7: Well, they knew that all of our parents watched the news,

1096
00:48:24,405 --> 00:48:25,965
Speaker 7: and so it would just be on in the background

1097
00:48:26,045 --> 00:48:26,525
Speaker 7: like it was.

1098
00:48:26,525 --> 00:48:29,445
Speaker 2: My childhood, right, That's when TV news was the only

1099
00:48:29,485 --> 00:48:30,404
Speaker 2: way you got news.

1100
00:48:30,485 --> 00:48:34,365
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was used to be appointment setting. Everyone was

1101
00:48:34,485 --> 00:48:36,884
Speaker 7: always at the same time, and so that ad would

1102
00:48:36,925 --> 00:48:38,404
Speaker 7: play all the time before.

1103
00:48:38,085 --> 00:48:39,565
Speaker 8: It and I still remember it now.

1104
00:48:39,565 --> 00:48:42,765
Speaker 7: It is very simple, but it always went banana na, na,

1105
00:48:42,925 --> 00:48:43,485
Speaker 7: na na.

1106
00:48:48,365 --> 00:48:50,844
Speaker 1: You all know it years later, Yes, and I met

1107
00:48:50,925 --> 00:48:51,405
Speaker 1: right now.

1108
00:48:51,805 --> 00:48:54,325
Speaker 2: I've got this image of people listening to show all

1109
00:48:54,325 --> 00:48:57,445
Speaker 2: around the country or joining in right now. I was

1110
00:48:57,525 --> 00:48:59,884
Speaker 2: like googlebot so we could peer through the speakers, although

1111
00:48:59,925 --> 00:49:11,884
Speaker 2: that would be creepy. You did it exact karaoke, I

1112
00:49:11,885 --> 00:49:14,805
Speaker 2: think basically the queens to really good jingle.

1113
00:49:14,965 --> 00:49:16,725
Speaker 1: They just say the name of it, don't they.

1114
00:49:16,805 --> 00:49:24,605
Speaker 20: Like chips, It's chips and in Australia bananas just do

1115
00:49:24,685 --> 00:49:30,645
Speaker 20: it in a sing songy way, joyous. Yeah, this is

1116
00:49:30,685 --> 00:49:31,125
Speaker 20: a banger.

1117
00:49:31,605 --> 00:49:36,965
Speaker 1: Others have an adverts. It's like a show stop at

1118
00:49:36,965 --> 00:49:37,925
Speaker 1: a Western musical.

1119
00:49:39,245 --> 00:49:42,165
Speaker 2: The curtain comes down, Patsy, what's it for you.

1120
00:49:42,365 --> 00:49:45,885
Speaker 5: That's Vigimite, Happy little Vigimite been around since the dawn

1121
00:49:45,925 --> 00:49:53,165
Speaker 5: of time, TV radio everywhere, be we always.

1122
00:49:52,965 --> 00:49:56,165
Speaker 1: Please don't sing it pats that voice. It's like a

1123
00:49:56,205 --> 00:49:58,605
Speaker 1: horror movie growing trunk.

1124
00:49:59,045 --> 00:50:00,325
Speaker 5: Every single weekly.

1125
00:50:02,365 --> 00:50:04,005
Speaker 8: We all adore our virgin.

1126
00:50:04,485 --> 00:50:07,445
Speaker 5: It puts a rose in every cheek.

1127
00:50:12,325 --> 00:50:14,205
Speaker 1: Alex wants it for you? What's in there? What's stuck

1128
00:50:14,245 --> 00:50:16,485
Speaker 1: in there? My father would only drink one beer and

1129
00:50:16,525 --> 00:50:19,965
Speaker 1: one b rally, and that was Tooey's New Tooe's Draft

1130
00:50:20,685 --> 00:50:21,845
Speaker 1: and the two's added.

1131
00:50:21,925 --> 00:50:24,045
Speaker 9: They'd always have sporting ads, so they had like Dennis

1132
00:50:24,085 --> 00:50:26,245
Speaker 9: Lillian one ad and then they had Gavin Miller, a

1133
00:50:26,405 --> 00:50:28,685
Speaker 9: former Cronulla Shark of the eighties. So I just loved

1134
00:50:29,045 --> 00:50:31,364
Speaker 9: and they had this jingle. You'll never forget it. I

1135
00:50:31,445 --> 00:50:32,765
Speaker 9: feel like a Tooe's.

1136
00:50:35,205 --> 00:50:35,645
Speaker 3: There it is.

1137
00:50:35,725 --> 00:50:47,165
Speaker 21: This is another classic iconic add but it's brilliant.

1138
00:50:48,965 --> 00:50:53,965
Speaker 1: It's a cheeky one. It's like, don't have one or

1139
00:50:54,005 --> 00:50:57,325
Speaker 1: two static eighties?

1140
00:50:57,325 --> 00:50:58,285
Speaker 2: I love it.

1141
00:50:58,445 --> 00:51:02,245
Speaker 4: The Christian o'connall show, podcast.

1142
00:51:02,005 --> 00:51:05,444
Speaker 2: Or TV or radio jingle. Can you still remember maybe

1143
00:51:05,485 --> 00:51:15,444
Speaker 2: a Si Bananas one banger, big strong finish as well?

1144
00:51:20,925 --> 00:51:24,165
Speaker 2: That is a classic. What does it makes you feel good.

1145
00:51:24,285 --> 00:51:25,445
Speaker 8: It does alive.

1146
00:51:25,565 --> 00:51:30,485
Speaker 2: I'd amna all right.

1147
00:51:30,605 --> 00:51:33,325
Speaker 1: The station calls, well, good morning, welcome to the show.

1148
00:51:34,245 --> 00:51:35,045
Speaker 17: Good morning guys.

1149
00:51:35,045 --> 00:51:35,405
Speaker 11: How are we?

1150
00:51:35,525 --> 00:51:37,844
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're good. Well, what's what's the advert that you

1151
00:51:37,845 --> 00:51:39,085
Speaker 1: can still remember.

1152
00:51:40,285 --> 00:51:41,205
Speaker 17: Aeroplane jelly?

1153
00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:41,964
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1154
00:51:42,005 --> 00:51:44,925
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yeah, go on the off you go?

1155
00:51:44,925 --> 00:51:46,965
Speaker 17: God, you sure about this? You're going to lose listeners.

1156
00:51:48,805 --> 00:51:50,405
Speaker 2: And then we did that ten minutes ago when Patsy

1157
00:51:50,485 --> 00:51:53,725
Speaker 2: starts singing, I mean, angels lose their wings when that happened, So.

1158
00:51:55,245 --> 00:51:55,845
Speaker 1: Don't worry.

1159
00:51:56,005 --> 00:51:58,364
Speaker 2: That's half the audience has already gone, so that they're

1160
00:51:58,405 --> 00:52:00,205
Speaker 2: all yours. Well you take the end of the rest

1161
00:52:00,245 --> 00:52:00,685
Speaker 2: of half.

1162
00:52:01,405 --> 00:52:04,605
Speaker 17: All right, I will do. I'd say it goes. I

1163
00:52:04,805 --> 00:52:10,245
Speaker 17: like aeroplane Jaye, aeroplane jay Lee for I like it

1164
00:52:10,285 --> 00:52:13,565
Speaker 17: for dinner. I like it futsie. Our little lead to

1165
00:52:13,645 --> 00:52:17,924
Speaker 17: day is a good recipe. The qualities high as the name.

1166
00:52:17,965 --> 00:52:21,045
Speaker 17: Will we imply it's made from pure pure One more

1167
00:52:21,045 --> 00:52:25,565
Speaker 17: good reason why I like Era playing Jelly Area playing

1168
00:52:25,645 --> 00:52:26,445
Speaker 17: Jally for me?

1169
00:52:27,645 --> 00:52:30,965
Speaker 2: Yay, I know it will. I'm going to send you

1170
00:52:30,965 --> 00:52:34,205
Speaker 2: a couple of prizes that, honestly, word for word, how

1171
00:52:34,205 --> 00:52:36,685
Speaker 2: many years old here it is? You did it better?

1172
00:52:42,485 --> 00:52:45,605
Speaker 2: Another classic technique, get an annoying sound, a little kid

1173
00:52:45,645 --> 00:52:53,605
Speaker 2: singing it. I preferred Will's voice. Well that's a great one, mate,

1174
00:52:53,645 --> 00:52:54,285
Speaker 2: thanks for doing that.

1175
00:52:54,365 --> 00:52:56,245
Speaker 1: Have a lovely day. Thanks you going the show.

1176
00:52:57,165 --> 00:52:57,884
Speaker 17: Cheer's my day.

1177
00:52:58,765 --> 00:53:01,885
Speaker 2: We got to know, let's try Jennifer, Jennifer, welcome to

1178
00:53:01,925 --> 00:53:02,325
Speaker 2: the show.

1179
00:53:02,965 --> 00:53:04,725
Speaker 12: Good morning, Good morning, Jennifer.

1180
00:53:04,845 --> 00:53:07,325
Speaker 2: Right, what is still in your head? What can you

1181
00:53:07,365 --> 00:53:07,765
Speaker 2: do now?

1182
00:53:08,645 --> 00:53:10,805
Speaker 12: This one won't be as well known because it's from

1183
00:53:11,045 --> 00:53:13,844
Speaker 12: like a northern New South Wales area, and it's from

1184
00:53:13,885 --> 00:53:18,245
Speaker 12: the eighties. Basket shop and it went like Abracaday ride

1185
00:53:18,285 --> 00:53:21,444
Speaker 12: on the highway west of Barron Bay, the biggest bunch

1186
00:53:21,485 --> 00:53:24,045
Speaker 12: of baskets under the sun, come in and say gooday.

1187
00:53:25,085 --> 00:53:27,125
Speaker 12: And I used to think, because I was a kid,

1188
00:53:27,325 --> 00:53:28,965
Speaker 12: that they were saying bastards.

1189
00:53:29,085 --> 00:53:37,485
Speaker 2: And I said, maybe we should do misheard adverts. How

1190
00:53:37,565 --> 00:53:39,965
Speaker 2: much money was there in baskets back in the day

1191
00:53:40,165 --> 00:53:42,645
Speaker 2: they could afford their own adverts.

1192
00:53:42,685 --> 00:53:44,085
Speaker 12: Well, it was Barren Bay, so.

1193
00:53:44,165 --> 00:53:46,765
Speaker 1: You know true, it would have been made with hemp,

1194
00:53:46,885 --> 00:53:48,325
Speaker 1: yep weed.

1195
00:53:50,885 --> 00:53:56,165
Speaker 2: Here's the western Barron Bay. That's it.

1196
00:53:56,205 --> 00:53:57,725
Speaker 1: Bangalo baskets.

1197
00:53:58,725 --> 00:54:05,245
Speaker 2: It does sound like bastards, bastards baskets. Hello, the biggest

1198
00:54:05,245 --> 00:54:06,805
Speaker 2: bunch of baskets.

1199
00:54:06,925 --> 00:54:10,405
Speaker 8: I only hear that now they're being scheeky.

1200
00:54:10,725 --> 00:54:11,285
Speaker 1: Yes they are.

1201
00:54:11,805 --> 00:54:14,165
Speaker 2: They knew what they were doing. It's only now we

1202
00:54:14,245 --> 00:54:17,844
Speaker 2: get the joke. It's had a real delayed effect decades later.

1203
00:54:17,885 --> 00:54:22,205
Speaker 2: The punchline, Jennifer, thank you very much for calling up

1204
00:54:22,205 --> 00:54:22,765
Speaker 2: for that one.

1205
00:54:23,405 --> 00:54:26,685
Speaker 4: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1206
00:54:29,565 --> 00:54:32,805
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1207
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Speaker 2: for grabs for the best time waster. We get the

1208
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Speaker 2: best in show thanks to a millionaire. Hot Seats seven

1209
00:54:37,285 --> 00:54:41,685
Speaker 2: o'clock a week nights on ten. Today, we're looking for

1210
00:54:41,725 --> 00:54:45,685
Speaker 2: your nervous bands. Apparently, get out of it. It's National

1211
00:54:45,725 --> 00:54:47,725
Speaker 2: Nerves Day. What does that mean?

1212
00:54:48,445 --> 00:54:49,685
Speaker 1: National Nerves Day?

1213
00:54:50,965 --> 00:54:53,165
Speaker 8: Rio made this and he wrote it yesterday.

1214
00:54:52,885 --> 00:54:53,565
Speaker 1: When he was sick.

1215
00:54:53,685 --> 00:54:53,884
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1216
00:54:54,965 --> 00:54:56,485
Speaker 1: A survey of two thousand Australians.

1217
00:54:56,485 --> 00:54:58,884
Speaker 2: This is interesting. A survey of two thousand Australians says

1218
00:54:58,885 --> 00:55:02,565
Speaker 2: revealed the top five everyday things that make us nervous.

1219
00:55:02,845 --> 00:55:04,645
Speaker 1: What do we think is in their team?

1220
00:55:04,925 --> 00:55:05,525
Speaker 5: Being late?

1221
00:55:05,805 --> 00:55:09,205
Speaker 1: Yes, oh god, I can't stand always early.

1222
00:55:09,645 --> 00:55:12,205
Speaker 2: Oh you are, Yeah, I can't stand being late for something.

1223
00:55:12,325 --> 00:55:14,925
Speaker 7: I feel like you're always about thirty minutes early to everything.

1224
00:55:14,965 --> 00:55:18,125
Speaker 1: It can be sometimes because you're ten or fifteen minutes.

1225
00:55:18,205 --> 00:55:20,565
Speaker 7: Yeah, if we're having dinner together, you always message you like, guys,

1226
00:55:20,565 --> 00:55:21,405
Speaker 7: I'm here already.

1227
00:55:21,525 --> 00:55:22,685
Speaker 8: Yes, you want to pop down.

1228
00:55:22,525 --> 00:55:24,565
Speaker 1: And prefer to relax in the environment.

1229
00:55:24,685 --> 00:55:27,405
Speaker 2: Can't stand and get somewhere late. People don't respect that.

1230
00:55:27,445 --> 00:55:30,805
Speaker 2: In fact, your generation came and don't respect it. No, no, no,

1231
00:55:30,845 --> 00:55:32,525
Speaker 2: you don't. You're always late.

1232
00:55:32,725 --> 00:55:34,405
Speaker 8: Actually I am always like my part.

1233
00:55:34,285 --> 00:55:37,085
Speaker 2: Because actually Alex Pats and I were raised where if

1234
00:55:37,085 --> 00:55:38,765
Speaker 2: you didn't get there in time, your friends would just

1235
00:55:38,805 --> 00:55:41,645
Speaker 2: go without you. Yeah, because it was no light. You

1236
00:55:41,645 --> 00:55:44,045
Speaker 2: couldn't text her and go. Oh just running five minutes late.

1237
00:55:44,445 --> 00:55:46,605
Speaker 2: I just ran on the corner. Oh, traffic's bad? Oh

1238
00:55:46,685 --> 00:55:50,245
Speaker 2: is it? It's always the same, all right. The top

1239
00:55:50,285 --> 00:55:52,205
Speaker 2: five are trying to get out the back of a

1240
00:55:52,205 --> 00:55:53,245
Speaker 2: two door car.

1241
00:55:54,045 --> 00:55:55,485
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, having.

1242
00:55:55,205 --> 00:55:58,085
Speaker 2: To parallel park while people watch, waiting for your card

1243
00:55:58,165 --> 00:55:59,364
Speaker 2: payment to process.

1244
00:55:59,845 --> 00:56:02,085
Speaker 8: Oh no, not if you know you have Oh oh god, no.

1245
00:56:02,125 --> 00:56:03,245
Speaker 1: I got card denied?

1246
00:56:03,405 --> 00:56:06,125
Speaker 2: Oh what three times on Saturday night and the lady

1247
00:56:06,205 --> 00:56:08,445
Speaker 2: serving me was still about what big fans of the

1248
00:56:08,565 --> 00:56:10,525
Speaker 2: show and she just had a selfie with me, And

1249
00:56:11,485 --> 00:56:16,685
Speaker 2: then tonight several times bright Red and the number one

1250
00:56:17,325 --> 00:56:18,085
Speaker 2: revolving door.

1251
00:56:18,325 --> 00:56:19,485
Speaker 1: Using a revolving door.

1252
00:56:20,605 --> 00:56:22,005
Speaker 2: It's not an everyday thing, is it?

1253
00:56:22,085 --> 00:56:28,645
Speaker 7: Second to that escalator trying to correctly? No way with

1254
00:56:28,725 --> 00:56:31,525
Speaker 7: your baggage.

1255
00:56:31,885 --> 00:56:37,045
Speaker 2: All right, nervous bands, panic at the doctor's silver, crowded

1256
00:56:37,085 --> 00:56:37,765
Speaker 2: waiting room.

1257
00:56:38,405 --> 00:56:40,045
Speaker 8: That's good gold.

1258
00:56:40,285 --> 00:56:45,765
Speaker 2: Midnight overthinking everyone, you know, those horrible midnight thoughts, the mortgage,

1259
00:56:45,765 --> 00:56:52,925
Speaker 2: the mortgage, rage against the self checkout machine. No, come on,

1260
00:56:53,005 --> 00:56:56,645
Speaker 2: if you know you know? Rage again? Yeah, but you're nervous?

1261
00:56:56,725 --> 00:56:59,285
Speaker 2: Or will it work? Get that young kid?

1262
00:57:00,725 --> 00:57:02,445
Speaker 1: He's asking me how many avocados?

1263
00:57:02,645 --> 00:57:04,444
Speaker 8: It's frustrating. I feel frustrating bands.

1264
00:57:04,445 --> 00:57:08,525
Speaker 7: I'd give you a gold, but it works, but.

1265
00:57:08,525 --> 00:57:12,125
Speaker 2: Think one eight two times during a job interview.

1266
00:57:12,245 --> 00:57:15,325
Speaker 1: I really like that. I'd love to work here.

1267
00:57:17,005 --> 00:57:20,285
Speaker 2: You we're terrible, All right, Mac, What have you got?

1268
00:57:20,285 --> 00:57:21,085
Speaker 1: The nervous bands?

1269
00:57:21,085 --> 00:57:21,765
Speaker 8: Okay, here I go.

1270
00:57:22,245 --> 00:57:26,645
Speaker 7: The antick monkeys are nervous tick the Arctic months. Oh yeah, sorry,

1271
00:57:26,645 --> 00:57:29,365
Speaker 7: I can't say they they're the anxious monkeys.

1272
00:57:30,365 --> 00:57:31,085
Speaker 1: You judge mine.

1273
00:57:31,205 --> 00:57:32,845
Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, I've got a better one.

1274
00:57:32,845 --> 00:57:33,165
Speaker 11: Here we go.

1275
00:57:33,285 --> 00:57:35,045
Speaker 1: You've just put the word anxious in front of someone.

1276
00:57:35,045 --> 00:57:36,965
Speaker 1: You must to say anxious. Anxious?

1277
00:57:37,005 --> 00:57:43,325
Speaker 7: Mac again, I need my Mum food and sons.

1278
00:57:44,325 --> 00:57:46,405
Speaker 1: It is so bad I have to give you a.

1279
00:57:47,845 --> 00:57:47,885
Speaker 7: No.

1280
00:57:48,005 --> 00:57:50,525
Speaker 1: That's really good, Matte god blush, Okay.

1281
00:57:50,285 --> 00:57:52,965
Speaker 8: My last one nine inch now by.

1282
00:57:52,925 --> 00:57:54,525
Speaker 1: Team Yeah, that's also good.

1283
00:57:55,405 --> 00:57:55,565
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1284
00:57:55,605 --> 00:57:59,925
Speaker 4: What are the Christian O'Connell show podcast?

1285
00:58:00,485 --> 00:58:01,365
Speaker 1: Five hundred dollars?

1286
00:58:01,365 --> 00:58:04,325
Speaker 2: So they time wasted today thanks to millionaire hot seat

1287
00:58:04,405 --> 00:58:09,485
Speaker 2: watching stream three seven o'clock weeknights on ten. Don't forget

1288
00:58:09,485 --> 00:58:11,405
Speaker 2: when you watch it tonight there'd be a question about

1289
00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:13,725
Speaker 2: it tomorrow morning. The first hour of the show. Get

1290
00:58:13,725 --> 00:58:17,845
Speaker 2: it right, you'll win one thousand dollars. Someone else can

1291
00:58:17,885 --> 00:58:19,525
Speaker 2: get it right tonight. You don't have to do any work.

1292
00:58:20,005 --> 00:58:22,445
Speaker 2: Just sit there, watch the show and win cash tomorrow morning.

1293
00:58:22,645 --> 00:58:24,525
Speaker 2: All right, time way, So are you ready to mark?

1294
00:58:24,685 --> 00:58:28,685
Speaker 8: I'm ready?

1295
00:58:29,725 --> 00:58:33,085
Speaker 2: On National Nerves Day, we're looking for your nervous bands,

1296
00:58:33,965 --> 00:58:37,325
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Everyone's been texting them in anxious Morissette.

1297
00:58:38,165 --> 00:58:39,725
Speaker 8: Oh Silver good start.

1298
00:58:39,565 --> 00:58:43,085
Speaker 1: Yep, nervy varnav I.

1299
00:58:43,125 --> 00:58:45,845
Speaker 8: Tried to do something with Can you make it work?

1300
00:58:45,885 --> 00:58:47,205
Speaker 8: That's good Silver plus.

1301
00:58:46,885 --> 00:58:49,645
Speaker 2: Well done, Chris. The fidget Bengals not the fidget Spinners.

1302
00:58:49,965 --> 00:58:50,685
Speaker 2: Where are they now?

1303
00:58:51,565 --> 00:58:52,085
Speaker 1: Landfill?

1304
00:58:53,005 --> 00:59:02,205
Speaker 19: I really like that Bronz sweaty Vedda sweat well done, Dukes, Edgie,

1305
00:59:02,205 --> 00:59:04,165
Speaker 19: Shearon good silver.

1306
00:59:04,445 --> 00:59:05,965
Speaker 1: That's some Steve Simon and.

1307
00:59:05,885 --> 00:59:09,485
Speaker 2: Bar funkle bar funk Yeah, like bar we're all nervous,

1308
00:59:09,565 --> 00:59:10,605
Speaker 2: just throwing up gold.

1309
00:59:11,045 --> 00:59:12,845
Speaker 1: Anthony diarrhea.

1310
00:59:14,325 --> 00:59:15,205
Speaker 2: They're really nervous.

1311
00:59:15,205 --> 00:59:20,965
Speaker 1: Dive straight. It's got a big show. Not happy, not happy?

1312
00:59:22,405 --> 00:59:23,805
Speaker 2: Did I lock the front doors?

1313
00:59:24,365 --> 00:59:24,885
Speaker 1: The doors?

1314
00:59:24,885 --> 00:59:29,085
Speaker 2: Did I lock the front doors? That's so good. That's Alexander,

1315
00:59:29,205 --> 00:59:30,605
Speaker 2: well done, Little quiver.

1316
00:59:30,365 --> 00:59:39,725
Speaker 1: Band, Yes, gold earth Wind is that fire? That's very good?

1317
00:59:41,445 --> 00:59:42,405
Speaker 2: Lady yeh Na.

1318
00:59:44,045 --> 00:59:47,445
Speaker 1: Nervous. That's just Australia. Yeah, yeah, now you did it.

1319
00:59:48,125 --> 00:59:51,965
Speaker 2: Stomach and slip knots all good gold Weather, that's very good.

1320
00:59:52,325 --> 00:59:58,445
Speaker 2: Robert Sweaty, Palma, Lee Smith, well done, bricking it, Astley

1321
00:59:59,845 --> 01:00:08,445
Speaker 2: silver plus, chavunka great name. Tina and Wiena. She's nervous, Bronz.

1322
01:00:08,725 --> 01:00:13,565
Speaker 2: They're wanting to Tom Sweaty good simple silver and Xanax

1323
01:00:13,605 --> 01:00:14,245
Speaker 2: at the disco.

1324
01:00:14,685 --> 01:00:16,085
Speaker 8: Oh good silver plus.

1325
01:00:16,205 --> 01:00:17,565
Speaker 1: You're a very harsh marker.

1326
01:00:18,045 --> 01:00:18,565
Speaker 8: I am.

1327
01:00:18,605 --> 01:00:22,045
Speaker 2: I would have given way more girls. No, no, you

1328
01:00:22,165 --> 01:00:23,845
Speaker 2: are very very shy with the goals.

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Speaker 8: Did about five?

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Speaker 2: All right? So who is winning?

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Speaker 1: Are giving anyone the money?

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Speaker 2: We're keeping it out by and have a Shardi party.

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Speaker 8: Good ones.

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Speaker 7: I have to go to earth Wind and is hey,

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Speaker 7: what is that?

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Speaker 1: Who is that?

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Speaker 2: Mark Webber, Mark Webber, Mark Webber? What the driver's got

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Speaker 2: enough money saying it's his.

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Speaker 1: Name, Mark Webber.

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Speaker 2: What the driver is obviously getting ready for the F

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Speaker 2: one and a couple of weeks time. Yeah, he's winning

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Speaker 2: five hundred dollars. All right, we are back tomorrow. We

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Speaker 2: run our time, but we will go back to these tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: The TV and radio jingles, you can call us up

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Speaker 2: live on the show and recite tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: We're doing more of them tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: So if you've got one, email me today and we

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Speaker 2: call you back tomorrow morning. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot

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Speaker 2: com dot au. Don't forget throughout the day. I could

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Speaker 2: be calling you and paying your bills very easy, there's

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Speaker 2: no quiz. I'll just call you up, pay off your

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Speaker 2: bills straight away. You just got to go to the

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Speaker 2: Gold website. That's what it's called, the Goldwebsite dot com

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Speaker 2: dot au. I could be calling you in the next

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Speaker 2: couple of hours. Good luck, Thanks for joining us. We're

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Speaker 2: back tomorrow.

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