WEBVTT - MINI: Matty J & Ash Wicks chat the RAUNCHY RANCH calendar 🐄

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<v Speaker 1>Are you getting a little hot under the collar or

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<v Speaker 1>I am.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I'm very worked up. Why are you getting

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<v Speaker 2>hot under the cover, Mitch?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>And we're looking at this, I mean we're looking at

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<v Speaker 4>a very sexy calendar.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody has heard of the you know, the fireman calendar

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<v Speaker 2>that gets brought out every year, the end of year calendar.

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<v Speaker 2>People wait with baited breath to see sexy firemen all

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<v Speaker 2>potted up and oiled up. I think they do.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sure my mom buys it.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, there's a new calendar that's in town everyone, and

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<v Speaker 2>it is called the Raunchy Ranch. Some might also call

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<v Speaker 2>it farm Daddy vibes. Uh huh that it is my

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<v Speaker 2>two very doting dads, one dad in particular, who I

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<v Speaker 2>have had some very close times the longest in my

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<v Speaker 2>husband Maddy Jay.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyone wondering we have sex and Laura.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, his podcast co host Ashwicks have brought out a

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<v Speaker 2>brand new, which is almost nude, calendar of them at

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<v Speaker 2>the Raunchy Ranch.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, Hello, boys, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Was unenthusiastic. Wow, we did this for you. I haven't

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<v Speaker 3>seen these photos yet.

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<v Speaker 1>And Matt has printed out these photos and this is

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<v Speaker 1>a pre release of the calendar. Oh, Matt, okay, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>ash Ash, that's there you go. Oh my god, you're

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<v Speaker 1>holding some chicken eggs in this one.

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<v Speaker 4>Can we just explain this a little bit, so, Ash,

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<v Speaker 4>what is the calendar? Because everyone at home right now

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<v Speaker 4>is thinking what the hell? Like, you guys have put

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<v Speaker 4>together a calendar? Why did you do this?

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<v Speaker 6>So we've put together a calendar we have done for

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<v Speaker 6>the last couple of years now. This one is called

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<v Speaker 6>the Raunchy Ranch, which we went to a lovely little

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<v Speaker 6>petting zoo and we fed some animals in budgie smugglers.

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<v Speaker 5>But we did it for a great cause.

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<v Speaker 6>It's all going towards one hundred percent proceedings and going

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<v Speaker 6>to Riser the domestic violence.

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<v Speaker 4>That was actually my charity when I was in I'm

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<v Speaker 4>a celebrity, Get me out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>They do amazing works.

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<v Speaker 3>This is about us. Yeah, and now appointed, I mean

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<v Speaker 3>told me to say that.

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<v Speaker 2>I also do want to say this is probably one

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<v Speaker 2>of my favorite Sorry, Matt. This is not a photo

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<v Speaker 2>of you. It's a photo of ash Ash. You in

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<v Speaker 2>tiny budgye smugglers are milking a cow with a cowboy

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<v Speaker 2>hat on what preparation went into this dad bod to

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<v Speaker 2>create this look.

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<v Speaker 5>They're actually regular sized budget smugglers.

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<v Speaker 6>Look three weeks in Balley body by Bintang body by

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<v Speaker 6>Nazi Gorang and look at the wrist action on.

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<v Speaker 2>That that is also the finger the finger point.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'll be honest. I was pretty jealous when Ash

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<v Speaker 3>put his hand up and said, I'll do Daisy, Daisy

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<v Speaker 3>being the cow, and like, I think I got got

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<v Speaker 3>a cow. A cow here, Matt, you're very close with

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<v Speaker 3>I know I didn't like that cow. I wanted Daisy.

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted to milk the cow.

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<v Speaker 6>She was more comfortable with someone who was a familiar

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<v Speaker 6>and similar body shape.

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<v Speaker 5>I worked hard for that rig.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel, because Matt obviously has You know

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<v Speaker 1>you've got a brilliant body. Mat, I've got it in

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<v Speaker 1>front of me. You work out, Ash, is there any

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<v Speaker 1>part of you that's like, oh, I'm next to the

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<v Speaker 1>Mattie Jay.

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<v Speaker 6>I've seen more body fat on a skeleton. If I'm

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<v Speaker 6>going to be honest, he looks great, but he starves himself.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, that's the key. Like Cynthia Orrivo and Ariana Grande,

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<v Speaker 1>he was.

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<v Speaker 5>In the middle of a running challenge too.

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<v Speaker 6>I spent three weeks in Bali, he spent three weeks running,

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<v Speaker 6>and I get back and I'm like, I'm super tan.

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<v Speaker 5>That's one thing I've got going for me. Matt's super ripped.

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<v Speaker 2>I can attest to this. So this photo shoot happened

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<v Speaker 2>at the same time the running challenge that Ashes talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Matt was running sixteen kilometers a day. At the time,

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<v Speaker 2>I was asking the question, what is it that my

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<v Speaker 2>husband's running from? What is it that you were running from?

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<v Speaker 3>Just getting ready for the calendar? Yeah, right, I really

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to move as many as we could. Sales are

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit slow, I'll be honest.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I say that my favorite part about this shoot

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<v Speaker 4>I've just flihed through them.

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<v Speaker 5>They're brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>But my favorite part it's not the animals.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not the bodies, sorry boys, but it's these like

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<v Speaker 4>zoolanderresque facial expressions that you've got in all of them,

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<v Speaker 4>like de pensive look off to the side, you saort

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<v Speaker 4>it look a bit constipated in that one matter.

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<v Speaker 6>I professionals, I'm not sure what's going to Those faces

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<v Speaker 6>are a professional model faces. So I've noticed that you

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<v Speaker 6>haven't put that one down the whole time.

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<v Speaker 5>This is my favorite?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it?

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<v Speaker 4>September is my favorite? I'm going to put that out there. Matt,

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<v Speaker 4>how do you channel this? This model face? What are

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<v Speaker 4>you thinking about?

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<v Speaker 3>You have to pretend like you're smelling cheese for that's

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<v Speaker 3>the advice for anyone else out there who wants to

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<v Speaker 3>get into the calendar industry. If you're getting photos taken,

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<v Speaker 3>just pretend like you're smelling a good Camen beer or

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<v Speaker 3>a blue vein cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a good tip.

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<v Speaker 3>You do that a bit, brit You've got stink face,

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<v Speaker 3>my model face. It's radio, but go for it.

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<v Speaker 1>The cars loving that. Next, Maddie J and Ashwicks are

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<v Speaker 1>here from Two Doting Dads. We're going to hear about

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<v Speaker 1>Matt's I think your your mysterious European modeling career.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, all right, it's on the way. I'm the pickup. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>They're here, Ashwicks and Maddie J from Two Doting Dads

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<v Speaker 1>podcast and also the Raunchy Ranch calendar.

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<v Speaker 3>We were just talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>This is where you didn't know, but the Raunchy Ranch

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<v Speaker 2>is something that you guys can get your hands on.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the very handsome, almost new calendar that Mattie

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<v Speaker 2>j my husband and Ashwicks are starring in. But we

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<v Speaker 2>were talking about modeling and how it takes a certain

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<v Speaker 2>amount of skill to be this attractive in a naked calendar.

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<v Speaker 3>Matt.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I know this about you, but I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of Australia would. You've had a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>experience when it comes to modeling, international modeling. You live

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<v Speaker 2>in Germany modeling, and so now I do.

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<v Speaker 1>The modeling capital of the world, Germany. Matt, who did

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<v Speaker 1>you model for in Germany? Out of interest?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't get any work over there.

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<v Speaker 2>What about your catwalk story that you have, Well, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Did a bit of modeling here in Australia before going

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<v Speaker 3>to Germany to try and crack it into like the

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<v Speaker 3>big industry. Didn't work out. But when I did Fashion Week, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it was a big show catwalk. I was very excited.

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<v Speaker 3>I've only been modeling for a short period of time

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<v Speaker 3>and I found myself being the second person coming out

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<v Speaker 3>in the catwalk at fashion Week, which is a really

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<v Speaker 3>big deal. Yeah. First and second it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>it's very serious. Yes, we did a rehearsal and it's

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<v Speaker 3>all very time to the and you have equal space

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<v Speaker 3>between each model. But when it came time to the

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<v Speaker 3>actual show, I got very very nervous, and as I

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<v Speaker 3>walked out, my heart rate was really quick. I had

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<v Speaker 3>the jitters. I walked too quickly. I caught up to

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<v Speaker 3>the person in front of me, so I was like

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<v Speaker 3>trying to overtake her, kind of realize slow down. So

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<v Speaker 3>then I slowed down. I was like, put the brakes on,

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<v Speaker 3>went back in a second gear, even out the spacing,

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<v Speaker 3>and I walked off stage and thought, I think I

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<v Speaker 3>got away with that. No one noticed the designer then

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<v Speaker 3>and there screamed. People would have heard this in the audience.

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<v Speaker 3>You have ruined my show. You will never walk again

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<v Speaker 3>a fashion week.

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<v Speaker 2>Ever, that's why we went to Germany.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was actually our walked his way to Germany.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me what do you think makes the perfect dad, bod.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's not about the body. Guys, we're really

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<v Speaker 3>focusing so much on something that's not important. I think

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<v Speaker 3>it comes down to heart.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think it's the facials.

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<v Speaker 2>I said it. I don't care about the bad so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here for the facial all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Britt, what do you mean facials?

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<v Speaker 5>I've done some modeling too exhibited?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you model that?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I actually got to the final stages. I have

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<v Speaker 1>modeled as well. The conversation was naturally coming towards me.

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<v Speaker 1>I have modeled as well. I was almost in a

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<v Speaker 1>your cult.

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<v Speaker 3>Commercial would mean almost a cult commercial like your cult

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<v Speaker 3>Oh your gut help.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get it. I give it to a six

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<v Speaker 1>year old girl instead, because I read the lines. It

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<v Speaker 1>was like, my tummy feels so much better. That was

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<v Speaker 1>my line. And then they said you didn't get it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I went on. Then I watched the commercial on

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<v Speaker 1>TV and it was a little redhead brat. I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>how did she get the gig instead of me?

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch? Do you know what next year? We don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what the concept is, but we'd love to have you on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's.

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<v Speaker 3>The third guest on the two Doting Dads calendar?

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<v Speaker 5>Or is that a six year old girl?

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<v Speaker 3>So available? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I can put you in touch. You know who that

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<v Speaker 1>girl is now, Ricky Lee Colter? Is it she got the.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually we just fact checked. You're right, boys.

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<v Speaker 4>Where can people get this calendar if they want to

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<v Speaker 4>buy it for a gift?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good question for the one person so fast stop.

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<v Speaker 2>But I think that this is a fantastic calendar to

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<v Speaker 2>give to your grandma, you know, like to give to

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<v Speaker 2>your daddy.

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<v Speaker 1>How is that low that you have to jump on board?

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<v Speaker 3>Now? Yeah, I'm helping.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm plugging it out.

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<v Speaker 3>Can the boys just tell us where you can buy it? Budget?

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<v Speaker 5>Smoeah.

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<v Speaker 6>So they're for pre order at the moment and they'll

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<v Speaker 6>be shipped out from the fifth perfect for Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>They will sell out limited number of calendars. We're currently

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<v Speaker 3>staring at like four crates of calendars in our garage.

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<v Speaker 3>But they will.

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<v Speaker 5>Only so many my grandmother can buy, of course, I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 1>And what's to come on the podcast? Two doting dads?

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<v Speaker 1>You can get it wherever you get your podcasts. What

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<v Speaker 1>have you stopped seasons for this year? You back next year?

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<v Speaker 3>We will never stop.

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<v Speaker 5>We're going straight through, dads. Don't rest. We're putting that

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<v Speaker 5>on a T shirt by the way, market that copy right.

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on? Just the eternal debate on whether or

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<v Speaker 3>not to have a third child or not?

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<v Speaker 2>Britt Britt expressed her joy for that discussion that we've

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<v Speaker 2>been having lately.

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday, Please don't the business can't handle it.

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<v Speaker 1>Laura can't handle it.

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<v Speaker 3>We can all be pregnant together. Ash Ha, They've got

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<v Speaker 3>a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Of time on my hands.

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<v Speaker 3>Who are you impregnating?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 5>I still can, It still works, that's the spirit.

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<v Speaker 3>Alright.

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<v Speaker 1>On that note, we should probably wrap guys. Ash and

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<v Speaker 1>Matt thank you so much. He's available now the Raunchy

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<v Speaker 1>Ranch Calendar. Get it at Budgy smuggler dot com dot

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<v Speaker 1>a you thank you boys, well sellout well by now.

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<v Speaker 1>You heard it here first