Speaker 1: Are you getting a little hot under the collar or
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm very worked up. Why are you getting
Speaker 2: hot under the cover, Mitch?
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: And we're looking at this, I mean we're looking at
Speaker 4: a very sexy calendar.
Speaker 2: Everybody has heard of the you know, the fireman calendar
Speaker 2: that gets brought out every year, the end of year calendar.
Speaker 2: People wait with baited breath to see sexy firemen all
Speaker 2: potted up and oiled up. I think they do.
Speaker 5: I'm sure my mom buys it.
Speaker 2: Anyway, there's a new calendar that's in town everyone, and
Speaker 2: it is called the Raunchy Ranch. Some might also call
Speaker 2: it farm Daddy vibes. Uh huh that it is my
Speaker 2: two very doting dads, one dad in particular, who I
Speaker 2: have had some very close times the longest in my
Speaker 2: husband Maddy Jay.
Speaker 3: Anyone wondering we have sex and Laura.
Speaker 2: Yes, his podcast co host Ashwicks have brought out a
Speaker 2: brand new, which is almost nude, calendar of them at
Speaker 2: the Raunchy Ranch.
Speaker 1: Wow, Hello, boys, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Was unenthusiastic. Wow, we did this for you. I haven't
Speaker 3: seen these photos yet.
Speaker 1: And Matt has printed out these photos and this is
Speaker 1: a pre release of the calendar. Oh, Matt, okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: ash Ash, that's there you go. Oh my god, you're
Speaker 1: holding some chicken eggs in this one.
Speaker 4: Can we just explain this a little bit, so, Ash,
Speaker 4: what is the calendar? Because everyone at home right now
Speaker 4: is thinking what the hell? Like, you guys have put
Speaker 4: together a calendar? Why did you do this?
Speaker 6: So we've put together a calendar we have done for
Speaker 6: the last couple of years now. This one is called
Speaker 6: the Raunchy Ranch, which we went to a lovely little
Speaker 6: petting zoo and we fed some animals in budgie smugglers.
Speaker 5: But we did it for a great cause.
Speaker 6: It's all going towards one hundred percent proceedings and going
Speaker 6: to Riser the domestic violence.
Speaker 4: That was actually my charity when I was in I'm
Speaker 4: a celebrity, Get me out of here.
Speaker 2: They do amazing works.
Speaker 3: This is about us. Yeah, and now appointed, I mean
Speaker 3: told me to say that.
Speaker 2: I also do want to say this is probably one
Speaker 2: of my favorite Sorry, Matt. This is not a photo
Speaker 2: of you. It's a photo of ash Ash. You in
Speaker 2: tiny budgye smugglers are milking a cow with a cowboy
Speaker 2: hat on what preparation went into this dad bod to
Speaker 2: create this look.
Speaker 5: They're actually regular sized budget smugglers.
Speaker 6: Look three weeks in Balley body by Bintang body by
Speaker 6: Nazi Gorang and look at the wrist action on.
Speaker 2: That that is also the finger the finger point.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'll be honest. I was pretty jealous when Ash
Speaker 3: put his hand up and said, I'll do Daisy, Daisy
Speaker 3: being the cow, and like, I think I got got
Speaker 3: a cow. A cow here, Matt, you're very close with
Speaker 3: I know I didn't like that cow. I wanted Daisy.
Speaker 3: I wanted to milk the cow.
Speaker 6: She was more comfortable with someone who was a familiar
Speaker 6: and similar body shape.
Speaker 5: I worked hard for that rig.
Speaker 1: How do you feel, because Matt obviously has You know
Speaker 1: you've got a brilliant body. Mat, I've got it in
Speaker 1: front of me. You work out, Ash, is there any
Speaker 1: part of you that's like, oh, I'm next to the
Speaker 1: Mattie Jay.
Speaker 6: I've seen more body fat on a skeleton. If I'm
Speaker 6: going to be honest, he looks great, but he starves himself.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's the key. Like Cynthia Orrivo and Ariana Grande,
Speaker 1: he was.
Speaker 5: In the middle of a running challenge too.
Speaker 6: I spent three weeks in Bali, he spent three weeks running,
Speaker 6: and I get back and I'm like, I'm super tan.
Speaker 5: That's one thing I've got going for me. Matt's super ripped.
Speaker 2: I can attest to this. So this photo shoot happened
Speaker 2: at the same time the running challenge that Ashes talking about.
Speaker 2: Matt was running sixteen kilometers a day. At the time,
Speaker 2: I was asking the question, what is it that my
Speaker 2: husband's running from? What is it that you were running from?
Speaker 3: Just getting ready for the calendar? Yeah, right, I really
Speaker 3: wanted to move as many as we could. Sales are
Speaker 3: a little bit slow, I'll be honest.
Speaker 4: Can I say that my favorite part about this shoot
Speaker 4: I've just flihed through them.
Speaker 5: They're brilliant.
Speaker 2: But my favorite part it's not the animals.
Speaker 4: It's not the bodies, sorry boys, but it's these like
Speaker 4: zoolanderresque facial expressions that you've got in all of them,
Speaker 4: like de pensive look off to the side, you saort
Speaker 4: it look a bit constipated in that one matter.
Speaker 6: I professionals, I'm not sure what's going to Those faces
Speaker 6: are a professional model faces. So I've noticed that you
Speaker 6: haven't put that one down the whole time.
Speaker 5: This is my favorite?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 4: September is my favorite? I'm going to put that out there. Matt,
Speaker 4: how do you channel this? This model face? What are
Speaker 4: you thinking about?
Speaker 3: You have to pretend like you're smelling cheese for that's
Speaker 3: the advice for anyone else out there who wants to
Speaker 3: get into the calendar industry. If you're getting photos taken,
Speaker 3: just pretend like you're smelling a good Camen beer or
Speaker 3: a blue vein cheese.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good tip.
Speaker 3: You do that a bit, brit You've got stink face,
Speaker 3: my model face. It's radio, but go for it.
Speaker 1: The cars loving that. Next, Maddie J and Ashwicks are
Speaker 1: here from Two Doting Dads. We're going to hear about
Speaker 1: Matt's I think your your mysterious European modeling career.
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, it's on the way. I'm the pickup. Now.
Speaker 1: They're here, Ashwicks and Maddie J from Two Doting Dads
Speaker 1: podcast and also the Raunchy Ranch calendar.
Speaker 3: We were just talking about.
Speaker 2: This is where you didn't know, but the Raunchy Ranch
Speaker 2: is something that you guys can get your hands on.
Speaker 2: It is the very handsome, almost new calendar that Mattie
Speaker 2: j my husband and Ashwicks are starring in. But we
Speaker 2: were talking about modeling and how it takes a certain
Speaker 2: amount of skill to be this attractive in a naked calendar.
Speaker 3: Matt.
Speaker 2: Now I know this about you, but I don't think
Speaker 2: the rest of Australia would. You've had a bit of
Speaker 2: experience when it comes to modeling, international modeling. You live
Speaker 2: in Germany modeling, and so now I do.
Speaker 1: The modeling capital of the world, Germany. Matt, who did
Speaker 1: you model for in Germany? Out of interest?
Speaker 3: I didn't get any work over there.
Speaker 2: What about your catwalk story that you have, Well, I.
Speaker 3: Did a bit of modeling here in Australia before going
Speaker 3: to Germany to try and crack it into like the
Speaker 3: big industry. Didn't work out. But when I did Fashion Week, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was a big show catwalk. I was very excited.
Speaker 3: I've only been modeling for a short period of time
Speaker 3: and I found myself being the second person coming out
Speaker 3: in the catwalk at fashion Week, which is a really
Speaker 3: big deal. Yeah. First and second it's like, you know,
Speaker 3: it's very serious. Yes, we did a rehearsal and it's
Speaker 3: all very time to the and you have equal space
Speaker 3: between each model. But when it came time to the
Speaker 3: actual show, I got very very nervous, and as I
Speaker 3: walked out, my heart rate was really quick. I had
Speaker 3: the jitters. I walked too quickly. I caught up to
Speaker 3: the person in front of me, so I was like
Speaker 3: trying to overtake her, kind of realize slow down. So
Speaker 3: then I slowed down. I was like, put the brakes on,
Speaker 3: went back in a second gear, even out the spacing,
Speaker 3: and I walked off stage and thought, I think I
Speaker 3: got away with that. No one noticed the designer then
Speaker 3: and there screamed. People would have heard this in the audience.
Speaker 3: You have ruined my show. You will never walk again
Speaker 3: a fashion week.
Speaker 2: Ever, that's why we went to Germany.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was actually our walked his way to Germany.
Speaker 2: Tell me what do you think makes the perfect dad, bod.
Speaker 3: I think it's not about the body. Guys, we're really
Speaker 3: focusing so much on something that's not important. I think
Speaker 3: it comes down to heart.
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's the facials.
Speaker 2: I said it. I don't care about the bad so
Speaker 2: I'm here for the facial all right.
Speaker 1: Britt, what do you mean facials?
Speaker 5: I've done some modeling too exhibited?
Speaker 2: What did you model that?
Speaker 1: Okay, I actually got to the final stages. I have
Speaker 1: modeled as well. The conversation was naturally coming towards me.
Speaker 1: I have modeled as well. I was almost in a
Speaker 1: your cult.
Speaker 3: Commercial would mean almost a cult commercial like your cult
Speaker 3: Oh your gut help.
Speaker 1: I didn't get it. I give it to a six
Speaker 1: year old girl instead, because I read the lines. It
Speaker 1: was like, my tummy feels so much better. That was
Speaker 1: my line. And then they said you didn't get it,
Speaker 1: and I went on. Then I watched the commercial on
Speaker 1: TV and it was a little redhead brat. I thought,
Speaker 1: how did she get the gig instead of me?
Speaker 3: Mitch? Do you know what next year? We don't know
Speaker 3: what the concept is, but we'd love to have you on.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's.
Speaker 3: The third guest on the two Doting Dads calendar?
Speaker 5: Or is that a six year old girl?
Speaker 3: So available? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I can put you in touch. You know who that
Speaker 1: girl is now, Ricky Lee Colter? Is it she got the.
Speaker 5: Actually we just fact checked. You're right, boys.
Speaker 4: Where can people get this calendar if they want to
Speaker 4: buy it for a gift?
Speaker 1: That's a good question for the one person so fast stop.
Speaker 2: But I think that this is a fantastic calendar to
Speaker 2: give to your grandma, you know, like to give to
Speaker 2: your daddy.
Speaker 1: How is that low that you have to jump on board?
Speaker 3: Now? Yeah, I'm helping.
Speaker 2: I'm plugging it out.
Speaker 3: Can the boys just tell us where you can buy it? Budget?
Speaker 5: Smoeah.
Speaker 6: So they're for pre order at the moment and they'll
Speaker 6: be shipped out from the fifth perfect for Christmas.
Speaker 3: They will sell out limited number of calendars. We're currently
Speaker 3: staring at like four crates of calendars in our garage.
Speaker 3: But they will.
Speaker 5: Only so many my grandmother can buy, of course, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: And what's to come on the podcast? Two doting dads?
Speaker 1: You can get it wherever you get your podcasts. What
Speaker 1: have you stopped seasons for this year? You back next year?
Speaker 3: We will never stop.
Speaker 5: We're going straight through, dads. Don't rest. We're putting that
Speaker 5: on a T shirt by the way, market that copy right.
Speaker 3: What's going on? Just the eternal debate on whether or
Speaker 3: not to have a third child or not?
Speaker 2: Britt Britt expressed her joy for that discussion that we've
Speaker 2: been having lately.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, Please don't the business can't handle it.
Speaker 1: Laura can't handle it.
Speaker 3: We can all be pregnant together. Ash Ha, They've got
Speaker 3: a lot.
Speaker 1: Of time on my hands.
Speaker 3: Who are you impregnating?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 5: I still can, It still works, that's the spirit.
Speaker 3: Alright.
Speaker 1: On that note, we should probably wrap guys. Ash and
Speaker 1: Matt thank you so much. He's available now the Raunchy
Speaker 1: Ranch Calendar. Get it at Budgy smuggler dot com dot
Speaker 1: a you thank you boys, well sellout well by now.
Speaker 1: You heard it here first