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Speaker 1: They've found finally a ratsar in New York because they've

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Speaker 1: been looking for ages. The problem is they've got more

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Speaker 1: rats than they've got people in New York City, and

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Speaker 1: it's turning into a big problem. There's something like eight

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Speaker 1: million people in New York. How how many rats in

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Speaker 1: New York City?

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Speaker 2: I don't know what.

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Speaker 1: Paul Kelly could write a song about it. They found

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Speaker 1: the first ever ratsar and it's Kathleen Karate, and she's

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Speaker 1: she knows karate. She's got a black belt in it.

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Speaker 1: She'll learned one hundred and fifty five thousand dollars a

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Speaker 1: year to find innovative ways to cut off rats food

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Speaker 1: sources and also to exterminate and detect them. I shall

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Speaker 1: exterminate and detect them as a little bit of a

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Speaker 1: dalek thrown in with a bit of ny there as well.

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Speaker 1: They've been looking for someone for ages who can be

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Speaker 1: part of rat mitigation. Because that's just a nice way

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Speaker 1: of saying no longer going to be around. I hate

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Speaker 1: to break the singer gently, but that's the truth. Although

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Speaker 1: it's going to be a big fight, but they're going

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Speaker 1: to look everywhere, every dirty curb, unmanaged space and anywhere

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Speaker 1: where there can be some brazen burrowing to look for.

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Speaker 2: I mean, there really are.

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Speaker 1: They're sugarcoating it. Basically, they're going to try to kill

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Speaker 1: all the rats. But they said they will look at

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Speaker 1: somebody for the job who was highly motivated, somewhat bloodthirsty,

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Speaker 1: with both stamina and stage craft, and a swash buckling attitude,

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Speaker 1: crafty humor, and general order of bad ass ory. They

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Speaker 1: wonder it took so long to find someone. I mean,

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Speaker 1: unless you've got Johnny Depp playing one of the pirates

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Speaker 1: of the Caribbeans in real life, I think that you

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Speaker 1: would find that to be very hard. So now that

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Speaker 1: they've got the rats are they've got the twenty four

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Speaker 1: hour hotline in place. If you see a rat, you

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Speaker 1: call the New York City hotline and they'll come and

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Speaker 1: find them. You know, I'm thinking, here, right, what's that like, Ghostbusters?

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Speaker 1: You have a giant rat car? Hello, Ratbusters, where's the

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Speaker 1: dirty rat? Yeah? I have a guy that sounds like Batman,

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Speaker 1: I answer in the phone. And then they're going to

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Speaker 1: be dressed in obviously either white jumpsuits allah Bill Murray

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Speaker 1: of course, or rat outfits.

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Speaker 2: Go down in the sewers and no, no, they're going

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Speaker 2: to try.

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Speaker 1: And make the friends with the rat and make the

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Speaker 1: rat think that they're one of their kin, because I

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Speaker 1: don't think rats are very smart. Otherwise they'd live in

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Speaker 1: nice apartments and not down under the ground.

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Speaker 2: Then Ninja Turtles used to in a Ninja Turtle style. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: they used to have that the rat was the enemy.

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Speaker 2: Was it? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I never it was a documentary though.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you knew that really.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the OC yeah yeah, Ninja Turtles, Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was based on on Red Reality.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well,