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Speaker 1: It's a woman woody podcast, Mimi.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rush or just can't be

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Speaker 2: bothered listening to them blather on for half an hour is.

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Speaker 3: A massage request? Ever? Does it ever mean that you

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Speaker 3: would like to have your kenersial ak?

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Speaker 4: I can I throw in my hypothesis because you are well,

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Speaker 4: you're you're currently Can I just say before you say

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Speaker 4: anything here, because you know you need a strong caveat

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Speaker 4: around everything you've said.

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Speaker 5: Right now, three months into a new relationship with your

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Speaker 5: brand new girlfriend, Mimi, and right now she could look

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Speaker 5: at you and ask if you can get her a

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Speaker 5: piece of toast, and all of a sudden, you think

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Speaker 5: you're driving the beef bus into tuna Town.

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Speaker 3: So you you.

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Speaker 6: You need to chill, you need to cheer despite that

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Speaker 6: perspective of being in the honeymoon, I wouldn't mind putting

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Speaker 6: a hypothesis down, and that is that no one ever

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Speaker 6: thinks it's leading to shelaking a canoe when they ask

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Speaker 6: for a massage.

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Speaker 4: They genuinely just want to like loosen a muscle or whatever.

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Speaker 4: But I just think when your loving partner's hands are

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Speaker 4: all over you and doing something so good for you,

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Speaker 4: that will often lead to.

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Speaker 5: No I see early onwards. Yeah you're naive. I'm sorry

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Speaker 5: you're you're naive. Let's go to Sam. And by the way,

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Speaker 5: there's been a number of blokes calling. I haven't checked

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Speaker 5: with their producers yet, but I have no doubt that

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Speaker 5: the whole bunks of a bunch of blokes calling who

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Speaker 5: are as naive as you are. I think, yeah, well,

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Speaker 5: you know my girl would ask me to you don't

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Speaker 5: come over and give a bit of massage. I think

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Speaker 5: she might be asking me to enter the castle. And

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Speaker 5: I hate to be I hate to be the one

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Speaker 5: to bring to bring the curtain down for your fellows.

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Speaker 5: But it's just not the case. Let's go to Sam.

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Speaker 3: Sam. What do you think?

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Speaker 1: Well, I reckon that one.

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Speaker 2: Every time that I've been nice to give a message,

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Speaker 2: the intention has been there and not it always ends

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Speaker 2: up happening.

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Speaker 4: Wow, Sam, me jesus, do you think you're a particularly

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Speaker 4: good messuse?

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Speaker 3: Sam?

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Speaker 1: I actually I would give up my day job to

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Speaker 1: be missus.

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Speaker 3: I well, there you go. I mean maybe that maybe

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Speaker 3: I'm so Sam.

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Speaker 5: So you've got one hundred percent strike rate from massage

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Speaker 5: in just spearing the bearded.

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Speaker 4: Clam Oh okay, maybe not one hundred, but it's in

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Speaker 4: the high ninety.

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Speaker 5: G whiz that is nothing short of impressive. All right,

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Speaker 5: magic Hans, Magic Hans.

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Speaker 4: But that's what we've touched on there a little bit there.

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Speaker 3: Maybe the hands has got a big part to do it.

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Speaker 4: He's obviously very good at massaging. Right, Okay, let's go

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Speaker 4: to Lauren here, got to get a female perspective. Finally, Lauren,

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Speaker 4: what do you think of all this?

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Speaker 2: Look, I'll massage just never crossed my mind to lead

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Speaker 2: into the birds and the bees. However, sometimes I feel

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Speaker 2: like you have to kind of give in just to

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Speaker 2: keep the massages going.

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Speaker 4: Hang on a second, wait, Lauren, Sorry, are you saying

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Speaker 4: that like that's with your partner? Obviously you're going I

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Speaker 4: like the massage so much that I give him a

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Speaker 4: little treat.

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Speaker 3: At the end.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not all the time.

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Speaker 3: You give him interesting.

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Speaker 5: Give It's like I'm training my dog, Like she doesn't

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Speaker 5: get a treat all the time when she sits down

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Speaker 5: at the road, but now there's a fifty percent chance

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Speaker 5: that she gets a treat, and so she sits down

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Speaker 5: for it, and the part and I have to give

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Speaker 5: less treats. Yeah, wow, I mean we're Pavlov's dog at

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Speaker 5: the end of the day, we are Georgia.

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Speaker 3: Does it? Does it?

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Speaker 5: Does a request for a massage ever lead into making

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Speaker 5: the beast with two bags for you?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm I'm a number three kids, so I just

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Speaker 1: take advantage of it because more than not, sen it

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Speaker 1: does lead into that. So I'm on Lauren's page. I

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Speaker 1: just give in so I can keep them aside.

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Speaker 5: Just gone.

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Speaker 3: So sorry, So hang on, Georgia.

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Speaker 4: Is there any part of you that after the message

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Speaker 4: that you also want to do it?

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Speaker 3: Or it is just like, okay, I love them. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's not. But there's a part of it, yeah, of course.

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Speaker 4: But but you're saying there's a considerable part though that

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Speaker 4: it's like, I'm going to give you a treat at

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Speaker 4: the end, so you massage me again tomorrow exactly.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Wow, it's a tit for tat does it said?

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Speaker 5: I scratch your back, you scratch mine? But the funny

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Speaker 5: thing about my back is it's located somewhere else.

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Speaker 3: That's right. Well, let's go to Kylie on thirty one

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Speaker 3: and six five. Kylie, how are you very good? Thanks

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Speaker 3: you so well?

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Speaker 5: This is fastin this is fascinating for me. The guy

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Speaker 5: on Maths got no awful massage. Patrick was complaining about

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Speaker 5: Belinda's massaging, and I seem to think that no massage

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Speaker 5: requests ever actually means that you're into posting the spherical letter.

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Speaker 5: But what do you think.

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Speaker 1: Let's just say, happily married twenty three years always ends

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Speaker 1: with a happy ending.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 3: That is across the board, so Kylie wow.

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Speaker 4: And so the two women just before you, Kylie have

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Speaker 4: said that they do that in the way of like,

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Speaker 4: I'm giving him a bit of a treat so that

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Speaker 4: he keeps massaging the next time.

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Speaker 3: Is that what it is for you as well?

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Speaker 1: Not all the time, but there is times when I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: whatever him.

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Speaker 3: More of the boys on the Whole Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to