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Speaker 1: This is gem Nation with Jonesy.

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Speaker 2: I know you'll be celebrating because the era of the

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Speaker 2: scrunchy bum pants is over.

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Speaker 1: I knew it.

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Speaker 3: I knew that these things that are so difficult for

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Speaker 3: so many women to wear will go and we'll have

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Speaker 3: more modest clothing.

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Speaker 2: So make way now that the scrunchy bum pants has gone.

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Speaker 2: And this is straight from Miami Swim Week twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 2: The extreme micro bikini trend and the loincloth Cosey, I've

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Speaker 2: got a handout.

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Speaker 4: For you there, you go, take over there.

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Speaker 2: Oh come, that's the loincloth Cozy. It's a two piece

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Speaker 2: swim as set with bottoms that resemble the ancient style

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Speaker 2: of clothing, and it's been gathering momentum.

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Speaker 4: The past few years.

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Speaker 2: But the loincloth has officially exploded.

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Speaker 3: So this is different to a g string in that

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Speaker 3: there's just like a captain's like a pirate's eye patch

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Speaker 3: over your area and it's held on with a piece

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Speaker 3: of string.

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Speaker 4: To Changey Prison, I went to Changey Prison for a visit.

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Speaker 4: You know where the wool wore.

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Speaker 2: Two diggers ended up over there in Singapore and they

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Speaker 2: wore something not too dissimilar it was called.

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Speaker 4: A lap lap, and they.

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Speaker 1: Wore it as a swimming costume and paraded on the catwalk.

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Speaker 2: I sat in one of those little audio visual rooms

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Speaker 2: and there was an old digger explaining about the lap lap.

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Speaker 2: And you know how malnourished they were, these guys. But

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Speaker 2: one digger he snow smuggled a pineapple into his lap lap.

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Speaker 2: So I know you say it's skimpy, but in a pineapple. Wow, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's that's what.

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Speaker 1: Wow, the modern version tinned pineapple.

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Speaker 4: There's a hole in it, a golden ring, golden circle

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Speaker 4: in your lap.

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Speaker 1: But he's not for me.

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Speaker 4: He a hole.

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Speaker 2: Well that's what his mate said. Yeah, mate, you eat

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Speaker 2: your pineapple where we don't want to share any Wow,

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Speaker 2: it's been down in your lap lap. The other thing

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Speaker 2: is there's more, there's more if that's not for you.

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Speaker 4: And I know you tried the scrunchy bum pants.

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Speaker 1: I wore them backwards. No one noticed.

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Speaker 4: You can see your golden zerup because at the front

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Speaker 4: there's a new one as well.

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Speaker 2: It's the duck tape KINI so this is a bikini

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Speaker 2: that's made out of duct tape. I've got another hand

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Speaker 2: out for you. So that's pretty much gaff tape. It

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Speaker 2: is strategically placed over the.

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Speaker 1: Nipple and the downstairs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it took one Instagram influences twelve hours to get

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Speaker 2: into her bikini.

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Speaker 1: Look.

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Speaker 3: Look the girls, our production team and I for the

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Speaker 3: Radio Awards all put on some boob tape so you

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Speaker 3: didn't have to wear a bra made, you know, for

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Speaker 3: our outfits.

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Speaker 4: Blah blah blah.

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Speaker 3: Sure it was so painful to take off that, you

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Speaker 3: know we were. You have to do it in the shower,

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Speaker 3: or you have to do it slowly and after a

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Speaker 3: few drinks you can you can make yourself bleed.

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Speaker 1: How do you get this off? How do you get

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Speaker 1: the masking tape off?

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Speaker 4: Do you just rip it off? I guess Oow, so twelve.

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Speaker 1: Hours to get in, how do you get out?

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Speaker 4: You'd have to do it quickly, I would imagine.

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Speaker 1: All yikes, there you go, save on a wax.

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Speaker 4: You can wax your golden certainly.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, where's the awesome foursome when you need.

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Speaker 4: Breaking news?

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 4: Brendan. Scrunchy bum pants are out.

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Speaker 1: And it's something even more revealing is in.

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Speaker 4: The lap lap bikini is in for summer. Lovely